1。Hekeepsongoingonsouthandgrowinggreater。
  2。Heovercomeshisobstaclesanddevelopshispower。
  3。Heblessesthevalley,butthevalleydoesnotblesshim。
  GoOnSouthandGrowGreaterYounevermeettheMississippiafterhestartssouth,butwhatheisgoingonsouthandgrowinggreater。Younevermeethimbutwhathesays,"Excuseme,butImustgoonsouth。"
  TheMississippigetstoSt。PaulandMinneapolis。Heisagreatrivernow——themostsuccessfulriverinthestate。Buthedoesnotretireuponhislaurels。Hegoesonsouthandgrowsgreater。HegoesonsouthtoSt。Louis。Heisawonderfulrivernow。Buthedoesnotstop。Hegoesonsouthandgrowsgreater。
  Everywhereyoumeethimheisgoingonsouthandgrowinggreater。
  DoyouknowwhytheMississippigoesonsouth?TocontinuetobetheMississippi。Ifheshouldstopandstagnate,hewouldnotbetheMississippi,river。hewouldbecomeastagnant,poisonouspond。
  Aslongaspeoplekeepongoingsouth,theykeeponliving。Whentheystopandstagnate,theydie。
  ThatiswhyIammakingitthesloganofmylife——GOONSOUTHAND
  GROWGREATER!IhopeIcanmakeyourememberthatandsayitovereachday。IwishIcouldwriteitoverthepulpits,overtheschoolrooms,overthebusinesshousesandhomes——GOONSOUTHAND
  GROWGREATER。Forthisislife,andthereisnoother。Thisiseducation——andreligion。Andtheonlybusinessoflife。
  YouandIstartwell。Wegoonsouthalittleways,andthenweretire。Evenyoungpeopleastheystartsouthandmakesomelittleknee-pantsachievement,somekindergartentouchdown,succumbtotheirpressnotices。Theirfriendscrowdaroundthemtocongratulatethem。"Imustcongratulateyouuponyoursuccess。Youhavearrived。"
  Somanyofthoseyounggoslingsbelievethat。Theyquitandgetcanned。TheythinktheyhavegottentotheGulfofMexicowhentheyhavenotgottenoutofthewoodsofMinnesota。Goonsouth!
  Wecanprotectourselvesfairlywellfromourenemies,butheavendeliverusfromourfoolfriends。
  Successissohardtoendure。Wecanenduretendefeatsbetterthanonevictory。Successgoestotheheadanddefeatgoesto"defeet。"
  Itmakesthemworkharder。
  ThePlagueofIncompetentsCivilizationismostlyaconspiracytokeepusfromgoingveryfarsouth。
  Theonewhokeepsongoingsouthdefiescustomandbecomesunorthodox。
  Butcontentmentwithpresentachievementisthedamnationoftherace。
  Themassofthehumanfamilynevergoonsouthfarenoughtobecomegoodservants,workmenorartists。Theyoungpeoplegetasmatteringandsqueezeintothebottompositionandnevergoonsouthtoefficiencyandpromotion。Theywonderwhytheirgeniusisnotrecognized。Theydonotmakeitvisible。
  Nineoutoftenstenographerswhoapplyforpositionscanwriteafewshorthandcharactersandirritateatypewriterkeyboard。Theythinkthatisbeingastenographer,whenitismerelyasymptomofastenographer。Theymanglethelanguage,grammar,spelling,capitalizationandpunctuation。Theireyesareontheclock,theirmindsonthemovies。
  Nineoutoftenworkmencannotbetrustedtodowhattheyadvertisetodo,becausetheyhavenevergonesouthfarenoughtobecomeefficient。Manyaprofessionalmanisinthesameclass。
  Halfofourlifeisspentingettingcompetentstorepairthebotchworkofincompetents。
  Nomatterhowwellequippedyouare,youareneversafeinyourjobifyouarecontentedtodotodayjustwhatyoudidyesterday。
  Contentedtothinktodaywhatyouthoughtyesterday。
  Youmustgoonsouthtobesafe。
  Iusedtoknowaviolinistwhowouldsay,"IfIwerenotagenius,Icouldnotplaysowellwithsuchlittlepractice。"Thepoorfellowdidnotknowhowpoorafiddlerhereallywas。WelldidStricklandGillilan,America’sgreatpoet-humorist,say,"EgotismistheopiatethatNatureadministerstodeadenthepainsofmediocrity。
  ThisIsOurBestDayJustbecauseourhairgetsfrostyorbeginstoruboffinspots,wearesopronetosay,"Iamagingrapidly。"Itpaystoadvertise。Wealwaysgetresults。Seetheoneshrivelwhogoesaroundfront-paginghisage。Ageisnotyears;ageisgrunts。
  Wesay,"I’veseenmybestdays。"Andtheundertakergoesandgreaseshisbuggy。Hebelievesin"preparedness。"
  Goonsouth!Wehavenotseenourbestdays。Thisisthebestdaysofar,andtomorrowisgoingtobebetteronsouth。
  WeareonlychildreninGod’sgreatkindergarten,playingwithourA-B-C’s。Idonotutterthatasabitofsentiment,butasthegreatfundamentalofourlife。Ihopetheoldestinyearsseesthatbest。Ihopehesays,"Iamjustbeginning。Justbeginningtounderstand。Justbeginningtoknowaboutlife。"
  Wearenotgoingonsouthtooldage,wearegoingonsouthtoeternalyouth。Itistheonewhostopswho"agesrapidly。"Eachdaybringsusalargervision。Infinity,Eternity,Omnipotence,Omniscienceareallonsouth。
  Wehaveleftnothingbehindbutthehusks。Iwouldnottradethismomentforalltheyearsbeforeit。Ihavetheirfootingsatcompoundinterest!Theyaredead。Thisislife。
  BirthdaysandHeadmarksYesterdayIhadabirthday。Ilookedintheglassandcommunedwithmyfeatures。Isawsomegrayhairscoming。Hurrah!
  Youknowwhatgrayhairsare?Didyouevergetaheadmarkinschool?
  Grayhairsaresilverheadmarksinoureducationaswegoonsouth。
  Youchildrencheerup。Yourblackhairandauburnhairandtheotherfirstreaderhairwillpassandyou’llgetpromotedasyougoonsouth。
  Don’tworryaboutgrayhairorbaldness。Onlyworryaboutthelocationofyourgrayhairorbaldness。Iftheygetontheinsideofthehead,worry。Doyouknowwhycorporationssometimessaytheydonotwanttoemploygray-headedmen?Theyhavefoundthatsomanyofthemhavequitgoingonsouthandhavegottengrayontheinside——orbald。
  ThesesamecorporationssendoutPinkertonsandpayanypriceforgray-headedmen——grayontheoutsideandgreenontheinside。Theyarethemostvaluable,fortheyhavethevisionandwisdomofmanyyearsandtheenthusiasmand"pep"andcourageofyouth。
  Thepreacher,theteacher——everyonewhogetsputontheretiredlist,retireshimself。Hequitsgoingonsouth。
  Themostwonderfulpersonintheworldistheonewhohaslivedyearsandyearsonearthandhasperhapsgottengrayontheoutside,buthaskeptyoungandfreshontheinside。Putthatpersoninthepulpit,intheschoolroom,intheoffice,behindtheticket-windoworonthebench——orunderthehod——andyoufindthewholeworldgoingtothatpersonfordirection,advice,vision,help,sympathy,love。
  IamhappytodayasIlookbackovermylife。Ihavebeentryingtolectureagoodwhile。Iamalmostashamedtotellyouhowlong,forIoughttoknowmoreaboutitbythistime。Butwhenanybodysays,"Iheardyoulecturetwentyyearsagooverat————"Istophim。
  "Pleasedon’tthrowituptomenow。Iamjustasashamedofitasyouare。Iamtryingtodobetternow。"
  O,Iwanttoforgetallthepast,saveitslessons。Iamjustbeginningtolive。Ifanybodywantstobemybestfriend,lethimcometomeandtellmehowtoimprove——whattodoandwhatnottodo。Tellmehowtogiveabetterlecture。
  Yearsagoabureaurepresentativewhobookedmetoldmemylecturesweregoodenough。ItoldhimIwantedtogetbetterlectures,forIwassodissatisfiedwithwhatlittleIknew。HetoldmeIcouldnevergetanybetter。Ihadreachedmylimit。Thoselectureswerethe"limit。"IshiverasIthinkwhatIwassayingthen。Iwanttogoonsouthshiveringaboutyesterday。TheseyearsIhavenoticedthepeopleontheplatformwhowerecontentedwiththeirofferings,werenottryingtoimprovethem,andwerelostinadmirationofwhattheyweredoing,didnotstaylongontheplatform。Ihavewatchedthemcomeandgo,comeandgo。Ihaveheardtheirfierceinvectivesagainstthebureausandungratefulaudiencesthatwere"prejudiced"againstthem。
  Birthdaysarenotannualaffairs。Birthdaysarethedayswhenwehaveanewbirth。Thedayswhenwegoonsouthtolargervisions。
  IwishIcouldhaveabirthdayeveryminute!
  Somepeopleseemtostringouttonearahundredyearswithmightyfewbirthdays。SomepeoplespinuptoMethuselahsinafewyears。
  FromwhatIcanlearnofMethuselah,henevergrewpastcopper-toedboots。Hejusthibernatedand"chawedon。"
  Themorebirthdayswehave,thenearerweapproacheternalyouth!
  Bernhardt,DavisandEdisonThespectacleofSarahBernhardt,pastseventy,thrillingandgrippingaudienceswiththefireandbrilliancyofyouth,isinspiring。Noobstaclecandaunther。Losingalegdoesnotendheracting,forsheremainsthe"DivineSarah"withnocripplingofherwork。Shelooksyoungerthanmanywomenofhalfheryears。"Theyearsarenothingtome。"
  SenatorHenryGassawayDavis,WestVirginia’sGrandOldMan,atninety-twowasworkingashardandhopefullyasanymanofthemultitudesinhisemploy。HewasanardentOddFellow,andonedayatninety-two——justashorttimebeforehispassing——hewentouttotheOddFellows’HomenearElkins,wherehelived。Ontheporchofthehomewasarowofoldmeninmates。Thesenatorshookhandswiththesemenandonebyonetheyrosefromthebenchtoreturnhisheartygreetings。
  Thelastmanonthebenchdidnotrise。Hehelplesslylookedupatthesenatorandsaid,"Senator,you’llhavetoexcusemefromgettingup。I’mtooold。WhenyougetasoldasIam,you’llnotgetup,either。"
  "That’sallright。But,myman,howoldareyou?"
  "Senator,I’moldinbodyandoldinspirit。I’mpastsixty。"
  "Myboy,"laughedSenatorDavis,"IwasanOddFellowbeforeyouwereborn。"
  Thesenatoratninety-twowasyoungerthantheman"pastsixty,"
  becausehewasgoingonsouth。
  WhenIwasalittleboyIsawthembringthefirstphonographthatMr。EdisoninventedintothemeetingatLakeside,Ohio。Thepeoplecheeredwhentheyheardittalk。
  Youwouldlaughatittoday。Ithadatinfoilcylinder,itscreechedandstuttered。Youwouldnothaveitinyourbarntodaytoplaytoyourford!
  Butthepeoplesaid,"Mr。Edisonhassucceeded。"TherewasonemanwhodidnotbelievethatMr。Edisonhadsucceeded。HisnamewasThomasAlvaEdison。HehadgottentoSt。Paul,andhewentonsouth。Amillionpeoplewouldhavestoppedthereandsaid,"Ihavearrived。"Theywouldhaveputintheirtimelitigatingfortheirrightswithotherpeoplewhowouldhavegoneonsouthwiththephonographidea。
  Mr。Edisonhassaidthathisgeniusismainlyhisabilitytokeeponsouth。Ayoungladysucceededingettingintohislaboratorytheotherday,andshewrotemethatthegreatinventorshowedheroneinvention。"ImadeoverseventhousandexperimentsandfailedbeforeIhituponthat。"
  "Whymakesomanyexperiments?"
  "Iknowmorethanseventhousandwaysnowthatwon’twork。"
  IdoubtiftherearetenmeninAmericawhocouldgoonsouthinthefaceofseventhousandfailures。Todayhebringsforthadiamond-pointedphonograph。IamsureifwecouldbringMr。Edisontothisplatformandaskhim,"Haveyousucceeded?"hewouldsaywhathehassaidtoreportersandwhathesaidtotheyounglady,"Ihavenotsucceeded。Iamsucceeding。AllIhavedoneonlyshowsmehowmuchthereisyettodo。"
  Thatissuccesssupreme。Not"succeeded"but"succeeding。"
  Whatadifferencebetween"ed"and"ing"!Thedifferencebetweendeathandlife。Areyou"ed-ing"or"ing-ing"?
  MosesBeginsatEightyMoses,thegreatHebrewlaw-giver,waseightyyearsoldbeforehestartedsouth。Ittookhimeightyyearstogetready。MosesdidnotevengetonthebackpageoftheEgyptiannewspaperstillhewaseighty。Hewentonsouthintotheextraeditionsafterthat!
  IfMoseshadretiredatseventy-nine,we’dneverhaveheardofhim。
  IfMoseshadretiredtoacheckerboardinthegrocerystoreortopitchinghorseshoesupthealleyandtalkingabout"therwinteroffifty-four,"hewouldhavebecometheseventeenthmummyonthethirty-ninthrowinthegreenpickle-jar!
  ImagineMoseslivingtodayamidstthedinofthehighschoolorationson"TheAgeoftheYoungMan"andtheOstlerideathatyouaregoingdownhillatfifty。ImagineMoseslivingon"borrowedtime"whenhebecomestheleaderoftheIsraelitehost。
  Iwouldseehisscandalizedfriendsgatheraroundhim。"Moses!Moses!
  whatisthiswehear?YougoingtoleadtheIsraelitestothePromisedLand?
  Why,Moses,youareanoldman。Whydon’tyouactlikeanoldman?
  Youareliabletodropoffanyminute。Hereisapairofslippers。
  Andkeepoutofthenightair。Itissohardonoldfolks。"
  IthinkIwouldhearMosessay,"No,no,Iamjustbeginningtoseewhattodo。Watchthingshappenfromnowon。ChildrenofIsrael,forward,march!"
  IseeMosesateightystartingfortheWildernesssofastAaroncanhardlykeepup。Mosesiseighty-fiveandbusierandmoreenthusiasticthanever。Thepeoplesay,"Isn’tMosesdead?""No。"
  "Well,heoughttobedead,forheisoldenough。"
  TheyappointacommitteetoburyMoses。YoucannotdoanythinginAmericawithoutacommittee。ThecommitteegetsouttheinvitationsandmakesallthearrangementsforagorgeousfuneralnextThursday。Theygetreadytheresolutionsofrespect——
  "Whereas,——Whereas,——Resolved,——Resolved。"
  ThenIseethecommitteewaitingonMoses。Thatiswhatacommitteedoes——it"waits"onsomethingorother。AndthiscommitteegoesuptoGeneralMoses’privateoffice。Itishisbusyday。Theyhavetostandinlineandwaittheirturn。WhentheygetuptoMoses’desk,thegreatprophetsays,"Boys,whatisit?Cutitshort,I’mbusy。"
  Thecommitteebeginstoweep。"GeneralMoses,youareaveryoldman。Youareeighty-fiveyearsoldandfullofhonors。Wearethecommitteedulyauthorizedtogiveyougorgeousburial。ThefuneralistobenextThursday。Kindlydie。"
  IseeMoseslookoverhisappointments。"NextThursday?
  Why,boys,everyhouristakennextThursday。IsimplycannotattendmyfuneralnextThursday。"
  TheycannotburyMoses。Hecannotattend。Youcannotburyanybodywhoistoobusytoattendhisownfuneral!Youcannotburyanybodyuntilheconsents。Itisbadmanners!Thecommitteeissomortified,foralltheinvitationsareout。Itwaits。
  Mosesiseighty-sixandthecommittee’phonesover,"Moses,canyouattendnextThursday?"AndMosessays,"No,boys,you’lljusthavetoholdthatfuneraluntilIgetthisworkpushedoffsoIcanattendit。Ihaven’teventimetothinkaboutgettingold。"
  Thecommitteewaits。Mosesisninetyandrushedmorethanever。
  Heisdoingtenmen’sworkandhisfriendsallsayheiskillinghimself。Buthemakesthecommitteewait。
  Mosesisninety-fiveandburningthecandleatbothends。
  Heisahundred。Andthecommitteedies!
  Mosesgoesrightonshouting,"Onward!"Heisahundredandten。Heisahundredandtwenty。EventhenIread,"Hiseyewasnotdim,norhisnaturalforceabated。"Hehadnottimetostopandabate。
  SoGodburiedhim。Thecommitteewasdead。O,friends,thisisnotirreverence。Itisjoyfulreverence。Itisthemessagetoallofus,Goonsouthtothegreaterthings,andgetsoenthusedandabsorbedinourgoingthatwe’llfoolthe"committee。"
  AllthemultitudesoftheChildrenofIsraeldiedintheWilderness。
  Theywereafraidtogoonsouth。Onlytwoofthemwentonsouth——
  JoshuaandCaleb。Theyputthegiantsoutofbusiness。
  TheIndiansonceownedAmerica。Buttheyfailedtogoonsouth。
  SoanothercropofAmericanscameintothelimelight。IfwemodernAmericansdonotgoonsouthwewilljointheIndians,theaukandthedodo。
  The"SobSquad"
  Iamsosorryforthefolkswhoquit,retire,"getontheshelf"orliveon"borrowedtime。"
  Theygenerallyjointhe"sobsquad。"
  Theygenerallydiscovertheworldis"goingtothedogs。"Theycryonmyshoulder,nomatterhowgoodclothesIwear。
  Theytellmenobodyusesthemright。Thepersongoingonsouthhasnottimetolookbackandseehowanybodyuseshim。
  Theysaynobodylovesthem。Whichisoftenafact。Nobodylovestheclockthatrunsdown。
  Theysay,"Onlyafewmoredaysoftrouble,onlyafewmoretribulations,andI’llbeinthatbrightandhappyland。"Whatwilltheydowiththemwhentheygetthemthere?Theywouldbedillpicklesintheheavenlypreserve-jar。
  Theysay,"IwishIwereachildagain。IwashappywhenIwasachildandI’mnothappynow。Themwasthebestdaysofmylifechildhood’spalmydays。"
  Wakeup!Yourclockhasrundown。Anybodywhowantstobeachildagainisconfessinghehaslosthismemory。Anybodywhocanrememberthehorrorsofchildhoodcouldnotbehiredtoliveitoveragain。
  Ifthereisanybodywhodoesnothaveagoodtime,ifthereisanybodywhogetsshortchangedregularly,itisachild。Iamsosorryforachild。Hurryupandgoonsouth。Itisbetteronsouth。
  Waitingtillthe"SecondTable"
  IwishIcouldforgetmanyofmychildhoodmemories。Irememberthepalmydays。Andthepalm!
  IoftenwonderhowIeverlivedthrumychildhood。Iwouldnottakemychanceslivingitthruagain。Iamnotungratefultomyparents。
  Ihadadvantages。IwasborninaparsonageandwasrearedinthenurtureandadmirationoftheLord。IamnotjustsureIquotedthatcorrectly,butIknowIwasrearedinaparsonage。AboutallIinheritedwasaGodlyexampleandalargeappetite。Thatwasaboutalltherewastoinherit。IcannotrememberwhenIwasnothungry。IusedtogoaroundfeelingliketheMammothCave,neverthorolyexplored。
  Ineversitdownas"company"atadinnerandseesomelittlechildrengoingsadlyintothenextroomto"waittillthesecondtable"
  thatmyheartdoesnotgoouttothem。IrememberwhenIdidthat。
  Icanonlyrememberaboutfourbigmealsinayear。Thatwas"quart’lymeetingday。"Wealwayshadabigdinneron"quart’lymeetingday。"ElderBerrywouldstayfordinner。HisnamewasBerry,butbeing"presidingelder,"wecalledhimElderBerry。
  ElderBerryalwaysstayedfordinner。HewasoneoftheeasiestmentogettostayfordinnerIeversaw。
  Motherwouldstayhomefrom"quart’lymeeting"togetthebigdinnerready。Shewouldcookupaboutallthe"brethren"broughtinatthelastdonation。Wehadoneofthosestretchabletables,andmotherwouldstretchitclearacrosstheroomandputontwotable-cloths。Shewouldlapthemoverinthemiddle,wheretheholewas。
  Iwouldwatchhergetthebigdinnerready。Iwouldlookoverthelongtableandviewthe"promisedland。"Iwouldseehersetonthejelly。Wehadsomuchjelly——redjelly,andwhitejelly,andbluejelly。Idon’tjustrememberiftheyhadbluejelly,butiftheyhaditwehaditonthattable。Allthejellythatever"jelled"
  wasrepresented。Ididn’tknowwehadsomuchjellytill"quart’lymeeting"day。Iwouldwatchthejellytremble。Didyoueverseejellytremble?Iusedtothinkitoughttotremble,forElderBerrywascomingfordinner。
  Iwouldseemotherputonthetallestpileofmashedpotatoesyoueversaw。Shewouldmakeahollowinthetopandfillitwithbutter。Iwouldseethebuttermeltandrundownthesides,andI
  wouldsay,"Hurry,mother,itisgoingtospill!"O,howIwantedtospillit!Icouldhardlyholdoutfaithful。
  AndthenElderBerrywouldsitdownatthetable,attheendnearestthefriedchicken。The"company"wouldsitdown。Iusedtowonderwhywenevercouldhaveabigdinnerbutwhatalotof"company"hadtocomeandgobbleitup。Theywouldfillthetableandfatherwouldsitdowninthelastseat。Therewasnoplaceformetosit。Fatherwouldsay,"Yougointothenextroom,myboy,andwait。There’snoroomforyouatthetable。"
  Thehungriestoneofthatassemblagewouldhavetogointhenextroomandhearthebigdinner。DidyoueverhearabigdinnerwhenyoufeltliketheMammothCave?IusedtothinkasIwouldsitinthenextroomthatheavenwouldbeaplacewhereeverybodywouldeatatthefirsttable。
  Iwouldwatchthemthruthekey-hole。Itwasgoingsofast。Therewasonlyonepieceofchickenleft。Itwastheneck。O,Lord,sparetheneck!AndIwouldhearthemsay,"ElderBerry,maywehelpyoutoanotherpieceofthechicken?"
  AndElderBerrywouldtaketheneck!
  Manyatimeafterthat,ElderBerrywouldcomeintotheroomwhereIwasstarving。Hewouldsay,"BrotherParlette,isthisyourboy?"HewouldcomeovertotheremainsofBrotherParlette’sboy。
  Hewouldoftenputhishandinbenedictionuponmyhead。
  Myheadwasnottheplacethatneededthebenediction。
  Hewouldsay,"Myboy,Iwantyoutohaveagoodtimenow。"Now!
  Whenallthechickenwasgoneandhehadtakentheneck!"Myboy,youareseeingthebestdaysofyourliferightnowasachild。"
  Thedearoldliar!Iwasseeingtheworstdaysofmylife。Ifthereisanybodyshortchanged——ifthereisanybodywhodoesn’thaveagoodtime,it’sachild。Lifehasbeengettingbettereversince,andtodayisthebestdayofall。Goonsouth!
  It’sBetteronSouthSeeingyourbestdaysasachild?No!Youareseeingyourworstdays。Ofcourse,youcanbehappyasachild。Aboycanbehappywithfuzzonhisupperlip,buthe’llbehappierwhenhislipfeelsmorelikeminelikeapieceofsandpaper。Therearechaptersofhappinessundreamedofinhisphilosophy。
  Achildcanbefullofhappinessandonlyholdapint。Butafterwhilethesamechildwillholdaquart。
  IthinkIholdagallonnow。AndIseepeopleintheaudiencewhomustholdabarrel!Goonsouth。Ofcourse,Idonotmeancircumference。Buteveryyearwegosouthincreasesourcapacityforjoy。Ourlifeisonecontinualunfoldingaswegosouth。
  Afterwhilethisoldworldgetstoosmallforusandwegoonsouthintoalargerone。
  Sowecannotgrowold。Ourlifeneverstops。Itgoesonandonforever。Anythingthatdoesnotstopcannotgrowoldorhaveage。
  Materialthingswillgrowold。Thisstagewillgrowoldandstop。
  Thishallwillgrowoldandstop。Thishouseweliveinwillgrowoldandstop。Thisfleshandbloodhouseweliveinwillgrowoldandstop。Thislectureevenwillgrowold——andstop!ButyouandI
  willnevergrowold,forGodcannotgrowold。YouandIwillgoonlivingaslongasGodlives。
  IamnotworriedtodayoverwhatIdonotknow。Iusedtobeworried。Iusedtosay,"Ihavenottimetoansweryounow!"Buttodayitissucharelieftolookpeopleinthefaceandsay,"Idonotknow。"
  AndIhavetosaythattomanyquestions,"Idonotknow。"IoftenthinkifpeopleinanaudienceonlyknewhowlittleIknow,theywouldnotstaytohearme。
  ButsomedayIshallknow!Ipatientlywaitfortheanswer。EverydaybringstheanswertosomethingIcouldnotansweryesterday。
  Itwilltakeaneternitytoknowaninfinity!
  Whatawonderfulhappinesstogoonsouthtoit!
  OvercomingObstaclesDevelopsPowerAstheMississippiRivergoesonsouthhefindsobstaclesalongtheway。YouandIfindobstaclesalongourwaysouth。Whatshallwedo?
  GotoKeokuk,Iowa,foryouranswer。
  Theyhavebuiltagreatconcreteobstacleclearacrossthepathoftheriver。Itismanyfeethigh,andmany,manyfeetlong。Therivercannotgoonsouth。Watchhim。Heriseshigherthantheobstacleandsweepsoveritonsouth。
  OverthegreatpowerdamatKeokuksweepstheMississippi。Andthenyouseethestruggleofovercomingtheobstacledevelopslightandpowertovitalizethevalley。Ahundredtownsandcitiesradiatethelightandpowerfromthestruggle。ThegreatcityofSt。Louis,manymilesaway,throbswiththevictory。
  Sothatiswhytheyspentthemillionstobuildtheobstacle——togetthelightandthepower。Thelightandthepowerwerelatentintheriver,butittooktheobstacleandtheovercomingtodevelopitandmakeituseful。
  ThatisexactlywhathappenswhenyouandIovercomeourobstacles。
  Wedevelopourlightandpower。Weareriversoflightandpower,butitisalllatentanddoesnogooduntilweovercomeobstaclesaswegoonsouth。
  Obstaclesarethepowerstationsonourwaysouth!
  Andwherethemostobstaclesare,thereyoufindthemostpowertobedeveloped。Somanyofusdonotunderstandthat。Welooksouthwardandweseetheobstaclesintheroad。"Iamsounfortunate。Icoulddothesegreatthings,butalas!Ihavesomanyobstaclesintheway。"
  ThankGod!YouareblessedofProvidence。Theydonotwastetheobstacles。Thepresenceoftheobstaclesmeansthatthereisalotoflightandpowerinyoutobedeveloped。Ifyouseenoobstacles,youareconfessingtoblindness。
  Ihearpeoplesaying,"IhopethetimemayspeedilycomewhenI
  shallhavenomoreobstaclestoovercome!"Whenthattimecomes,ringupthehearse,foryouwillbea"deadone。"
  Lifeisgoingonsouth,andovercomingtheobstacles。Deathismerelyquitting。
  Thefactthatwearenotburiedisnoproofthatwearealive。Goalongthestreetinalmostanytownandseethedeadones。Theretheyaredecoratingthehitching-racksandfestooningthestoreboxes。Theretheyareblockingtrafficatthepostofficeanddepot。Theretheyareinthehotelwarmingthechairsandmakingtheguestsstandup。Theretheyare——rowsofretiredfarmerswhohavequitworkandmovedtotowntoblockimprovementsanddie。Buttheywillneverneedanythingmorethanburying。
  Fortheyaredeadfromtheearsup。Theyhavenotthoughtanewthoughtthepastmonth。Sometimestheysitandthink,butgenerallytheyjustsit。Theyhavenotgonesouthaninchthepastyear。
  Usuallythedeadestloaferismarriedtothelivestwoman。Naturetriestomaintainanequilibrium。
  Theyblockthewheelsofprogressandgetinthewayofthepeopletryingtogoonsouth。Theysayofthepeopletryingtodothings。
  "Aw,he’salwaystryin’torunthings。"
  Theydonotjoinintopromotethechurchesandschoolsandbigbrothermovements。Theygrowlatthelyceumcoursesandchautauquas,becausethey"takemoneyoutatown。"Theydonottakeanyoftheirmoney"outatown。"RinglingandBarnum&Baileygettheirs。
  IdonotsmileasIrefertothedead。Iweep。IwishIcouldsquirtsome"pep"intothemandstartthemonsouth。
  Butallthislecturehasbeendiscussingthis,soIhurryontothelastglimpseofthebookintherunningbrook。
  GoonSouthFromPrincipleHerewecometothemostwonderfulanddifficultthinginlife。Itisthesupremetestofcharacter。Thatis,Whygoonsouth?Notforblessingnorcursing,notforpopularitynorforselfishends,notforanythingoutside,butforthehappinessthatcomesfromwithin。
  TheMississippiblessesthevalleyeverydayashegoesonsouthandovercomes。Butthevalleydoesnotblesstheriverinreturn。
  Thevalleythrowsitsjunkbackupontheriver。Thevalleypoursitsfoul,muddy,poisonousstreamsbackupontheMississippitodefilehim。TheMississippimakesSt。PaulandMinneapolisaboutalltheprosperitytheyhave,givesthempowertoturntheirmills。
  ButtheTwinCitiesmerelythrowtheirwastebackupontheirbenefactor。
  TheMississippidoesnotresign。Hedoesnottellataleofwoe。Hedoesnotsay,"Iamnotappreciated。Mygeniusisnotunderstood。
  Iamnotgoingastepfarthersouth。IamgoingrightbacktoLakeItasca。"No,hedoesnotevengotolivewithhisfather-in-law。
  Hesays,"Thankyou。Everylittlehelps,senditallalong。"GoafewmilesbelowtheTwinCitiesandseehow,bysomemysteriousalchemyofNature,theMississippihastakenoverallthepoisonandthedefilement,hehaspurifieditandclarifiedit,andhasmadeitapartofhimself。Andheisgreaterandfarthersouth!
  Hefattensuponbumps。Kickhim,andyoupushhimfarthersouth。
  "Handhimalemon,"andhemakeslemonade。
  CivilizationconspirestodefeattheMississippi。Chicago’sdrainagecanalpolluteshim。Theflat,lazyPlatte,threemileswideandthreeinchesdeep;thepeevish,destructiveKaw,andallthosestreamsthatunitetoformthetreacherous,sinful,irresponsiblelowerMissouri;thebig,muddyOhio,theArkansas,theRed,theblackandthebluefloods——allthesepourintotheMississippi。
  DaybydaytheFatherofWatersgoesonsouth,takingthemoverandpurifyingthemandmakingthemapartofhimself。Nothingcandiscourage,divertnordefilehim。Nomatterhowpoisonoushebecomes,hegoesafewmilesonsouthandheisallpureagain。
  Wonderfulthebookintherunningbrook!Weletourlifestreambecomepoisonedbybittermemoriesandbitterregrets。Wecarryalongsuchaheartfulloftheinjuriesthatotherpeoplehavedoneus,thatsometimeswearebanktobankfullofpoisonandamenacetothosearoundus。Wesay,"Icanforgive,butIcannotforget。"
  Oh,forgetit!Dropitall。Purifyyourlifeandgoonsouthallsweetagain。Weforgetwhatweoughttorememberandrememberwhatweoughttoforget。Weneedschoolsofmemory,butweneedschoolsofforgettery,evenmore。
  Asyougoonsouthandblessyourvalley,doyounoticethevalleydoesnotblessyouverymuch?Haveyousadlynotedthatthepeopleyouhelpthemostoftenaretheleastgratefulinreturn?
  Don’twaittobethanked。Hurryontoavoidthekick!Dogoodtoothersbecausethatisthewaytobehappy,butdonotwaitforareceiptforyourgoodness;youwillneedapoulticeeverytimeyouwait。Iknow,forIhavewaited!
  Wegetsodiscouraged。Wesay,"Ihavegonefarenoughsouth。"
  Thereisnobodywhodoesnothavethattomeet。Thepreacher,theteacher,theeditor,themaninoffice,thebusinessman,thefatherandmother——everyonewhotriestocarryontheworkofthechurch,theschool,thelyceumandchautauqua,theworkthatmakesforabettercommunity,getsdiscouragedattimes。
  Wefailtoseewhatwearedoingorwhywearedoingit。Sometimeswesitdowncompletelydiscouragedandsay,"I’mdone。I’mgoingtoquit。Ihavedonemyshare。NobodyappreciateswhatIdo。Letsomebodyelsedoitawhile。"
  Stop!Youarenotsayingthat。Theeviloneiswhisperingthatintoyourheart。Hisbusinessistostopyoufromgoingsouth。Hismostsuccessfultoolisdiscouragement,whichisawedge,andifhecangetthesharpedgestartedintoyourthought,heisgoingtodriveitdeeper。
  Youdonotgosouthandovercomeyourobstaclesandblessthevalleyforpraiseorblame,forappreciationorlackofit。Youdoittolive。Youdoittoremainalivingriverandnotastagnant,unhappypondorswamp。
  YOUARESAVINGYOURSELFBYSAVINGOTHERS。GOONSOUTH!
  Almosteverybodyisdeceived。Weworkfrommixedmotives。Wefoolourselvesthatweareworkingtodogood,whenaswedothegood,ifwearenotpraisedorthankedforit,ifpeopledonotpresentusamedalorresolutions,wewanttoquit。Thatiswhytherearesomanydisappointedanddisgruntledpeopleintheworld。Theyworkedforoutsidethanksinsteadofinsidethanks。Theyweretryingtobepersonalsaviours。Theysaythisisanungratefulworld。
  O,howeasyitistosaythesethings,andhowharditistodothem!
  ReachingtheGulfButbecausetheMississippidoesthesethings,onedaythetrainI
  wasridingstoppedinLouisiana。Wehadcometoariversogreatsciencehasnotyetbeenabletoputabridgeacrossit。
  Iwatchedthempilethesteeltrainuponaferry-boat。Iwatchedtheboatcrossingarivermorethanamilewide。Standingupontheferry-boat,IcouldlookdownintothelordlyriverandthenfarnorthperhapsfifteenhundredmilestothelittlestrugglingstreamletstartingsouthwardthrutheforestsofMinnesota,therewritingthefirstchapterofthiswonderfulbookintherunningbrook。
  IthankGodthatIhadgonealittlefarthersouthwardinmyownlife。FatherofWaters,youhavefoughtagoodfight。Youareconqueringgloriously。Youbearuponyourbosomthecommerceofmanynations。Iknowwhy。Isawyouborn,sawyourstruggles,sawyougetintherightchannel,sawyoulearnthelessonsofyourknocks,andsawthatyouneverstoppedgoingsouthward。
  Andmaywereaditintoourownlives。Maywegetthevisionofwhichwaytogo,andthenkeepongoingsouth——onandon,overcoming,gettingthelessonsofthebumps,thestrengthfromthestruggleandthusmakingitapartofourselves,andthusgrowinggreater。
  GoonSouthForever!
  Whereshallwestopgoingsouth?AttheGulfofMexico?
  TheMississippiknowsnothingaboutthegulf。Hegoesonsouthuntilhereachesthegulf。Thenhepushesrightonintothegulfasthonothinghadhappened。Sohepusheshisphysicalbanksonsouthmanymilesrightoutintothegulf。
  Andwhenhecomestotheendofhisphysicalbanks,hepushesonsouthintothegulf,andgoesonsouthroundandroundtheglobe。
  WhenyouandIcometoourGulfofMexico,wemustpushrightonsouth。Sowepushourphysicalbanksyearsfartherintothegulf。
  Andwhenphysicalbanksfail,wegoonsouthbeyondthismerehusk,intothegreatGulfoftheBeyond,togoonsouthunfoldingthrueternity。
  WENEVERSTOPGOINGSOUTH。
  ChapterX
  GoingUpLife’sMountainTheDefeatsthatareVictoriesHOWoftenwesay,"IwishIhadamillion!"Perhapsitisablessingthatwehavenotthemillion。Perhapsitwouldmakeuslazy,selfishandunhappy。Perhapswewouldgoaroundgivingittootherpeopletomakethemlazy,selfishandunhappy。
  O,theproblemisnothowtogetmoney,buthowtogetridofmoneywiththeleastinjurytotherace!
  Perhapsgettingthemillionwouldcompletelyspoilus。Lookatthewildcatandthenlookatthetabbycat。Thewildcatsupportsitselfandthetabbycathasitsmillion。Sothetabbycathastobedoctoredbyspecialists。
  Iftheburdenwereliftedfrommostofuswewouldgotowreck。
  Necessityistheballastinourlifevoyage。
  Whenyouheartheoratorspeakandyounotetheeaseandpowerofhiswork,doyouthinkoftheyearsofstrugglehespentinpreparing?Doyoueverthinkofthetimesthatoratortriedtospeakwhenhefailedandwentbacktohisroomindisgrace,mortifiedandbroken-hearted?Thruitalltherecamethediscipline,experienceandgrimresolvethatmadehimsucceed。
  Whenyouhearthemusicianandnotetheeaseandgraceoftheperformance,doyouthinkoftheyearsofstruggleandovercomingnecessarytoproducethatfinishandgrace?Thatisthestoryoftheactor,theauthorandeveryotheroneofattainment。
  Doyounotethatthetropics,thecountrieswiththebalmiestclimates,producetheweakestpeoples?Doyounotethattheconqueringracesarethosethatstrugglewithbothheatandcold?
  ThetropicsarethegeographicalGussielands。
  Doyounotethatpeoplegrowmoreinleanyearsthaninfatyears?
  Cropfailuresandbusinessstringenciesarenotcalamities,butblessingsindisguise。Peoplegotothedevilwithfullpockets;
  theyturntoGodwhenhungerhitsthem。"IsnotthisBabylonthatIhavebuilded?"saystheBelshazzarofmaterialprosperityashedrinkstohisgods。ThenmustcometheNeedfulandNeedlessKnockshandwritinguponthewalltosavehim。
  Youhavetoshootmanymen’seyesoutbeforetheycansee。Youhavetocracktheirheadsbeforetheycanthink,knockthemdownbeforetheycanstand,breaktheirheartsbeforetheycansing,andbankruptthembeforetheycanberich。
  DoyourememberthattheyhadtolockJohnBunyaninBedfordjailbeforehewouldwritehisimmortal"Pilgrim’sProgress"?Itmaybethatsomeofuswillhavetogotojailtodoourbestwork。
  Doyourememberthatonemusicianbecamedeafbeforehewrotemusictheworldwillalwayshear?Doyourememberthatoneauthorbecameblindbeforewriting"ParadiseLost"theworldwillalwaysread?
  DoyourememberthatSaulofTarsuswouldhaveneverbeenrememberedhadhelivedthelifeofluxuryplannedforhim?Hehadtobeblindedbeforehecouldseethewaytorealsuccess。HehadtobescourgedandfetteredtobecometheApostletotheGentiles。
  He,too,hadtobesenttoprisontowritehisimmortalmessagestohumanity。Whatthrone-roomsaresomeprisons!Andwhatprisonsaresomethrone-rooms!
  Doyounotseeallaroundyouthatsuccessiseverthephoenixrisingfromtheashesofdefeat?
  Then,children,whenyoustandintherowofgraduatesoncommencementdaywithyourdiplomasinyourhands,andwhenyourrelativesandfriendssay,"Successtoyou!"Ishalltakeyourhandandsay,"Defeattoyou!Andstrugglestoyou!Andbumpstoyou!"
  Forthatistheonlywaytosay,"Successtoyou!"
  GoUptheMountainOUNIVERSITYOFHARDKNOCKS,welearntoloveyoumorewitheachpassingyear。Welearnthatyouarecruelonlytobekind。Welearnthatyouaresavingusfromourselves。ButO,howmostofusmustbebumpedtoseethis!
  IknownobetterwaytoclosethislecturethantotellyouofagreatbumpthatstruckmeonemorninginLosAngeles。Itseemedasthotwelveyearsofmylifehaddroppedoutofit,andhadbeenlost。
  Wereyoueverbumpedsohardyouwerenumb?Iwasnumb。IwonderedwhyIwasliving。IthoughtIhadnothingmoretolivefor。Whenadogiswoundedhecrawlsawayalonetolickhiswounds。Ifeltlikethewoundeddog。Iwantedtocrawlawaytolickmywounds。
  ThatiswhyIclimbedMountLowethatday。Iwantedtogetalone。
  ItisawonderfulexperiencetoclimbMountLowe。ThetouristsgouphalfamileintoRubioCanyon,totheengineeringmiracle,thetriangularcarthathoiststhemoutofthehungrychasmthirty-fivehundredfeetupthesideofagranitecliff,tothetopofEchoMountain。
  HeretheyfindthatEchoMountainisbutashelfonthesideofMountLowe。Heretheytakeanelectriccarthatwindsfivemilesontowardsthesky。Thereishardlyastraightrailinthetrack。
  Everyminuteanewthrill,andnotwothrillsalike。Fivemilesofwindingandsquirming,twistingandducking,dodgingandsummersaulting。
  Thereareplaceswherethetouristwantstograsphisseatandlift。Thereisawoodenshelfnailedtothesideoftheperpendicularrockwallwherehislifedependsuponthehonestyofthemanwhodrovethenails。Hemaywonderifthemanwasworkingbythedayorbythejob!
  Helooksovertheedgeoftheshelfdownward,andthenturnstotheothersidetolookatthefaceoftheclifftheyarehugging,anddiscoversthereisnoplacetoresign!
  Thecarisfivethousandfeethighwhereitstopsonthatlastshelf,AlpineTavern。Onecannotridefartherupward。Thisisnotthesummit,butjustwheresciencesurrenders。ThereisalittletrailthatwindsupwardfromAlpineTaverntothesummit。Itisthreemileslongandriseselevenhundredfeet。
  TogoupthatlastelevenhundredfeetandstandupontheflatrockatthesummitofMountLoweistogetapicturesowonderfulitcannotbedescribedwiththispoorhumanvocabulary。Itmustbelived。Onapure,cleardayonelooksdownthissixty-onehundredfeet,morethanamile,intotheorangebeltofSouthernCalifornia。
  Itspreadsoutbelowinonegreatmosaicofturquoiseandamberandemerald,wherethemilesseemlikeinches,andwherehisfield-glasssweepsonepanoramicpictureofahundredmilesormore。
  JustbelowisPasadenaandLosAngeles。TothewestwardperhapsfortymilesisthebluestretchofthePacificOcean,onwestwardthefaintoutlinesofCatalinaIslands。Theoceanseemssocloseonecouldthrowapebbleoverintoit。Howamountaindoesreducedistances。Youthrowthepebbleanditfallsuponyourtoes!
  AndMountLoweisbutashelfonthesideofthehigherSierras。
  Thegranitemountainsrisehighertothenorthward,andtotheeastrises"OldBaldy,"twelvethousandfeethighandsnoweternallyonhishead。
  Thisisoneoftheworkshopsoftheinfinite!
  AllaloneIscrambledupthatthree-miletrailtothesummit。AllaloneIstoodupontheflatrockatthesummitandlookeddownintotheswimmingdistances。IdidnotknowwhyIhadstruggledupintothatmountainsanctuary,forIwasnotsearchingforsublimity。I
  wassearchingforrelief。Iwasheartsick。
  Isawcloudsdowninthevalleybelowme。Ihadneverbeforelookeddownuponclouds。Ithoughtofthecloudthathadcoveredmeinthevalleybelow,anddullywatchedthecloudsspreadwiderandblacker。
  Afterwhilethevalleywasallhiddenbytheclouds。Iknewrainmustbefallingdownthere。Thepeoplemustbesaying,"Thesundoesn’tshine。Theskyisallgone。"ButIsawthetruth——thesunwasshining。Theskywasinplace。Acloudhadcovereddownoverthatfirstmile。Thesunwasshininguponme,theskywasallblueoverme,andthereweremillionsofmilesofsunshineaboveme。I
  couldseeallthisbecauseIhadgoneabovethevalley。Icouldseeabovetheclouds。
  Agreatlightseemedtobreakovermystormsweptsoul。Iamunderthecloudsoftroubletoday,BUTTHESUNISSHINING!
  Imustgoonupthemountaintoseeit。
  Theyearshavebeenpassing,thestormcloudshavemanytimeshiddenmysun。ButIhavealwaysfoundthesunshiningabovethem。Nomatterhowblackandsunlesstoday,whenIhavestruggledonupthemountainpath,IhavegottenabovethecloudsandfoundthesunforevershiningandGodforeverinHisheavens。
  EachdayasIgoupthemountainIgetalargervision。Themilesthatseemsogreatdowninthevalley,seemsosmallasIlookdownuponthemfromhigherup。EachdayasIlookbackIseemoreclearlytheplanofahumanlife。Therocks,thecurvesandthestrugglesfitintoadivineengineeringplantosoftenthesteepnessoftheascent。Thebumpsarelifts。Thethingsthatseemsoimportantdowninthesmudgy,stormsweptvalley,seemsounimportantaswegohigherupthemountaintomoreimportantthings。
  TodayIlookbacktothebumpthatsentmeupMountLowe。IdidnotseehowIcouldlivepastthatbump。TheyearshavepassedandInowknowitwasoneofthegreatestblessingsofmylife。Itclosedonegate,butitopenedanothergatetoabetterpathwayupthemountain。
  LatethatdayIwasclamberingdownthesideofMountLowe。DowninthevalleybelowmeIsawshadows。ThenIlookedoverintothesouthwestandIcouldseethesungoingdown。IcouldseehimsinklowerandloweruntilhisredlipskissedthecheekofthePacific。
  Thegloryofthesunsetfilledseaandskywithflamesofgoldandfountainsofrainbows。Suchasunsetfromthemountain-sideisapromiseofheaven。
  Theshadowsofsunsetwidenedoverthevalley。Presentlyallthevalleywasblackwiththeshadow。Itwasnightdownthere。Thepeopleweresaying,"Thesundoesn’tshine。"ButitwasnotnightwhereIstood。Iwasfartherupthemountain。Iturnedandlookeduptothesummit。ThebeamsofthesettingsunwereyetgildingMountLowe’ssummit。Itwasnightdowninthevalley,butitwasdayonthemountaintop!
  Goonsouth!
  Thatmeans,goonup!
  Childofhumanity,areyouinthestorm?Goonupward。Areyouinthenight?Goonupward。
  Forthepeaceandthelightarealwaysabovethestormandthenight,andalwaysinourreach。
  Iamgoingonupward。Takemyhandandletusgotogether。MountLoweshowedthewaythatdarkday。ThereIheardthe"sermonsinstones。"
  Somedaymynightwillcome。Itwillspreadoverallthisvalleyofmaterialthingswherethestormshaveraged。
  ButIshallbeonthemountaintop。Ishalllookdownuponthenight,asIamlearningtoclimbandlookdownuponthestorms。I
  shallbeinthenewdayofthemountain-top,foreverabovethenight。
  Ishallfindthismountain-topjustanothershelfonthesideoftheMountainofInfiniteUnfolding。Ishallhaverisenperhapsonlythefirstmile。Ishallhavemillionsofmilesyettorise。
  ThiswillbeanotherCommencementDayandMaster’sDegree。Infinitethenumberonup。"Eyehathnotseennorearheard,neitherhaveenteredintotheheartofman,thethingswhichGodhathpreparedforthemthatloveHim。"
  Wearenotgrowingold。WearegoinguptoEternalLife。
  RejoiceandGoUpward!
  ANOTHERBEGINNING
  TheBigBusinessofLifeTurningworkIntoPlayByRalphParletteThisbookprovesthattherealbigbusinessisthatofgettingourhappinessnowinourwork,andnottomorrowforourwork。
  JudgeBenB。Lindsey,thekids’Judge,says:
  "Itisagreatbigboostforeverybodywhowillreadit。Peopleoughttobuythembythegrossandsendthemtotheirfriends。"
  Dr。J。G。Crabbe,PresidentoftheStateTeachersCollege,Greeley,Colo。,says:
  "TheBigBusinessofLifeisarealjoytoread。Itisbigandoughttobereadtodayandtomorrowandforevermoreeverywhere。Itistruly`ABookofRejoicing’。"
  TheAugsbergTeacher,aMagazineforTeachers,says:
  "InTheBigBusinessofLifewehavethepracticalphilosophythatitiseveryone’sbusinesstoabolishworkandturnthisworldintoaplayground。Whowillnotconfessthatmanymortalstaketheirworktooseriously,andthattothemitisajoyless,cheerlessthing?Tobeabletofindhappiness,andtofinditwhenwearebendingtoourdutiesistopossessthesecretoflivingtothefull。Andhappinessistobesoughtwithin,andnotamongthethingsthatlieatourfeet。Thebookbeforeusiswholesomeandvivacious。Itprovokesmanyasmile,andbeneatheachoneisabitofwisdomitwoulddousaworldofgoodtolearn。Itrecallsthesayingofthewiseman`Amerryheartdoethgoodlikeamedicine’。"
  ManywhohavereadTheBigBusinessofLifewriteusthattheythinkitisevenbetterthan"TheUniversityofHardKnocks,"which,theyadd,ismightyhardtobeat。
  It’sUpToYou!
  AreYouShakingUporRattlingDown?
  GoOnSouth!
  TheBestisYettoComeTheSalvationofaSuckerYouCan’tGetSomethingforNothingThesebookletsbyRalphParletteareshortstoriesadaptedfromchaptersin"TheUniversityofHardKnocks。"
  JohnC。Carroll,PresidentoftheHydeParkStateBankofChicago,bought1000copiesofthebooklet"It’sUptoYou!"andofithesays。"Parlette’sBeansandNutsisjustasgoodastheMessagetoGarciaandwillbehandedaroundjustusmuch。Ihavehandedthebooktobusinessmen,toyoungfellows,bondsalesmenandsuch,toourownvicepresident,andtheyallwantanothercopytosendtosomefriend。Iwouldratherbeauthorofitthanpresidentofthebank。"
  Employersineverylineofbusinessarebuyingquantitiesof"It’sUptoYou!"fortheirworkers。
  WilliamJenningsBryansaysofthebooklet"GoOnSouth":"Itisoneofthegreatstoriesoftheday。"
  CharlesGrilkofDavenport,says:"MytwochildrenandIreadtheMississippiRiverstorytogetherandwewerethorolydelighted。"
  Instructustosendoneofthesebookletstoyourfriends。Itwilldelightthemmorethananysmallpresentyoucanmake。