Astotheirclothes,observehowlittleworkisspentinthem:
  whiletheyareatlabor,theyareclothedwithleatherandskins。
  castcarelesslyaboutthem,whichwilllastsevenyears;andwhen
  theyappearinpublictheyputonanuppergarment,whichhides
  theother;andtheseareallofonecolor,andthatisthenatural
  colorofthewool。Astheyneedlesswoollencloththanisused
  anywhereelse,sothatwhichtheymakeuseofismuchlesscostly。
  Theyuselinenclothmore;butthatispreparedwithlesslabor,
  andtheyvalueclothonlybythewhitenessofthelinenorthe
  cleannessofthewool,withoutmuchregardtothefinenessofthe
  thread:whileinotherplaces,fourorfiveuppergarmentsof
  woollencloth,ofdifferentcolors,andasmanyvestsofsilk,
  willscarceserveoneman;andwhilethosethatarenicerthink
  tenaretoofew,everymanthereiscontentwithone,whichvery
  oftenserveshimtwoyears。Noristhereanythingthatcantempta
  mantodesiremore;forifhehadthem,hewouldneitherbethe
  warmernorwouldhemakeonejotthebetterappearanceforit。And
  thus,sincetheyareallemployedinsomeusefullabor,andsince
  theycontentthemselveswithfewerthings,itfallsoutthatthere
  isagreatabundanceofallthingsamongthem:sothatit
  frequentlyhappensthat,forwantofotherwork,vastnumbersare
  sentouttomendthehighways。Butwhennopublicundertakingis
  tobeperformed,thehoursofworkingarelessened。The
  magistratesneverengagethepeopleinunnecessarylabor,since
  thechiefendoftheconstitutionistoregulatelaborbythe
  necessitiesofthepublic,andtoallowallthepeopleasmuch
  timeasisnecessaryfortheimprovementoftheirminds,inwhich
  theythinkthehappinessoflifeconsists。
  BOOKII:OFTHEIRTRAFFIC
  BUTitisnowtimetoexplaintoyouthemutualintercourseof
  thispeople,theircommerce,andtherulesbywhichallthingsare
  distributedamongthem。
  Astheircitiesarecomposedoffamilies,sotheirfamiliesare
  madeupofthosethatarenearlyrelatedtooneanother。Their
  women,whentheygrowup,aremarriedout;butallthemales,both
  childrenandgrandchildren,livestillinthesamehouse,ingreat
  obediencetotheircommonparent,unlessagehasweakenedhis
  understanding:andinthatcase,hethatisnexttohiminage
  comesinhisroom。Butlestanycityshouldbecomeeithertoo
  great,orbyanyaccidentbedispeopled,provisionismadethat
  noneoftheircitiesmaycontainabove6,000families,besides
  thoseofthecountryroundit。Nofamilymayhavelessthanten
  andmorethansixteenpersonsinit;buttherecanbeno
  determinednumberforthechildrenunderage。Thisruleiseasily
  observed,byremovingsomeofthechildrenofamorefruitful
  coupletoanyotherfamilythatdoesnotaboundsomuchinthem。
  Bythesamerule,theysupplycitiesthatdonotincreasesofast,
  fromothersthatbreedfaster;andifthereisanyincreaseover
  thewholeisland,thentheydrawoutanumberoftheircitizens
  outoftheseveraltowns,andsendthemovertotheneighboring
  continent;where,iftheyfindthattheinhabitantshavemoresoil
  thantheycanwellcultivate,theyfixacolony,takingthe
  inhabitantsintotheirsociety,iftheyarewillingtolivewith
  them;andwheretheydothatoftheirownaccord,theyquickly
  enterintotheirmethodoflife,andconformtotheirrules,and
  thisprovesahappinesstobothnations;foraccordingtotheir
  constitution,suchcareistakenofthesoilthatitbecomes
  fruitfulenoughforboth,thoughitmightbeotherwisetoonarrow
  andbarrenforanyoneofthem。Butifthenativesrefuseto
  conformthemselvestotheirlaws,theydrivethemoutofthose
  boundswhichtheymarkoutforthemselves,anduseforceifthey
  resist。Fortheyaccountitaveryjustcauseofwar,foranation
  tohinderothersfrompossessingapartofthatsoilofwhichthey
  makenouse,butwhichissufferedtolieidleanduncultivated;
  sinceeverymanhasbythelawofnaturearighttosuchawaste
  portionoftheearthasisnecessaryforhissubsistence。Ifan
  accidenthassolessenedthenumberoftheinhabitantsofanyof
  theirtownsthatitcannotbemadeupfromtheothertownsofthe
  island,withoutdiminishingthemtoomuch,whichissaidtohave
  fallenoutbuttwicesincetheywerefirstapeople,whengreat
  numberswerecarriedoffbytheplague,thelossisthensupplied
  byrecallingasmanyasarewantedfromtheircolonies;forthey
  willabandonthese,ratherthansufferthetownsintheislandto
  sinktoolow。
  Buttoreturntotheirmanneroflivinginsociety,theoldestman
  ofeveryfamily,ashasbeenalreadysaid,isitsgovernor。Wives
  servetheirhusbands,andchildrentheirparents,andalwaysthe
  youngerservestheelder。Everycityisdividedintofourequal
  parts,andinthemiddleofeachthereisamarketplace:whatis
  broughtthither,andmanufacturedbytheseveralfamilies,is
  carriedfromthencetohousesappointedforthatpurpose,inwhich
  allthingsofasortarelaidbythemselves;andthitherevery
  fathergoesandtakeswhatsoeverheorhisfamilystandinneed
  of,withouteitherpayingforitorleavinganythinginexchange。
  Thereisnoreasonforgivingadenialtoanyperson,sincethere
  issuchplentyofeverythingamongthem;andthereisnodangerof
  aman’saskingformorethanheneeds;theyhavenoinducementsto
  dothis,sincetheyaresurethattheyshallalwaysbesupplied。
  Itisthefearofwantthatmakesanyofthewholeraceofanimals
  eithergreedyorravenous;butbesidesfear,thereisinmana
  pridethatmakeshimfancyitaparticularglorytoexcelothers
  inpompandexcess。ButbythelawsoftheUtopians,thereisno
  roomforthis。Nearthesemarketsthereareothersforallsorts
  ofprovisions,wheretherearenotonlyherbs,fruits,andbread,
  butalsofish,fowl,andcattle。
  Therearealso,withouttheirtowns,placesappointednearsome
  runningwater,forkillingtheirbeasts,andforwashingaway
  theirfilth,whichisdonebytheirslaves:fortheysuffernone
  oftheircitizenstokilltheircattle,becausetheythinkthat
  pityandgood-nature,whichareamongthebestofthoseaffections
  thatarebornwithus,aremuchimpairedbythebutcheringof
  animals:nordotheysufferanythingthatisfouloruncleantobe
  broughtwithintheirtowns,lesttheairshouldbeinfectedby
  ill-smellswhichmightprejudicetheirhealth。Ineverystreet
  therearegreathallsthatlieatanequaldistancefromeach
  other,distinguishedbyparticularnames。Thesyphograntsdwellin
  thosethataresetoverthirtyfamilies,fifteenlyingononeside
  ofit,andasmanyontheother。Inthesehallstheyallmeetand
  havetheirrepasts。Thestewardsofeveryoneofthemcometothe
  market-placeatanappointedhour;andaccordingtothenumberof
  thosethatbelongtothehall,theycarryhomeprovisions。But
  theytakemorecareoftheirsickthanofanyothers:theseare
  lodgedandprovidedforinpublichospitalstheyhavebelongingto
  everytownfourhospitals,thatarebuiltwithouttheirwalls,and
  aresolargethattheymaypassforlittletowns:bythismeans,
  iftheyhadeversuchanumberofsickpersons,theycouldlodge
  themconveniently,andatsuchadistance,thatsuchofthemas
  aresickofinfectiousdiseasesmaybekeptsofarfromtherest
  thattherecanbenodangerofcontagion。Thehospitalsare
  furnishedandstoredwithallthingsthatareconvenientforthe
  easeandrecoveryofthesick;andthosethatareputinthemare
  lookedafterwithsuchtenderandwatchfulcare,andareso
  constantlyattendedbytheirskilfulphysicians,thatasnoneis
  senttothemagainsttheirwill,sothereisscarceoneinawhole
  townthat,ifheshouldfallill,wouldnotchooserathertogo
  thitherthanliesickathome。
  Afterthestewardofthehospitalshastakenforthesick
  whatsoeverthephysicianprescribes,thenthebestthingsthatare
  leftinthemarketaredistributedequallyamongthehalls,in
  proportiontotheirnumbers,only,inthefirstplace,theyserve
  thePrince,thechiefpriest,thetranibors,theambassadors,and
  strangers,ifthereareany,whichindeedfallsoutbutseldom,
  andforwhomtherearehouseswellfurnished,particularly
  appointedfortheirreceptionwhentheycomeamongthem。Atthe
  hoursofdinnerandsupper,thewholesyphograntybeingcalled
  togetherbysoundoftrumpet,theymeetandeattogether,except
  onlysuchasareinthehospitalsorliesickathome。Yetafter
  thehallsareserved,nomanishinderedtocarryprovisionshome
  fromthemarket-place;fortheyknowthatnonedoesthatbutfor
  somegoodreason;forthoughanythatwillmayeatathome,yet
  nonedoesitwillingly,sinceitisbothridiculousandfoolish
  foranytogivethemselvesthetroubletomakereadyanilldinner
  athome,whenthereisamuchmoreplentifulonemadereadyfor
  himsonearathand。Alltheuneasyandsordidservicesabout
  thesehallsareperformedbytheirslaves;butthedressingand
  cookingtheirmeat,andtheorderingtheirtables,belongonlyto
  thewomen,allthoseofeveryfamilytakingitbyturns。Theysit
  atthreeormoretables,accordingtotheirnumber;themensit
  towardthewall,andthewomensitontheotherside,thatifany
  ofthemshouldbetakensuddenlyill,whichisnouncommoncase
  amongwomenwithchild,shemay,withoutdisturbingtherest,rise
  andgotothenurses’room,whoaretherewiththesucking
  children,wherethereisalwayscleanwaterathand,andcradles
  inwhichtheymaylaytheyoungchildren,ifthereisoccasionfor
  it,andafirethattheymayshiftanddressthembeforeit。
  Everychildisnursedbyitsownmother,ifdeathorsicknessdoes
  notintervene;andinthatcasethesyphogrants’wivesfindouta
  nursequickly,whichisnohardmatter;foranyonethatcandoit
  offersherselfcheerfully;forastheyaremuchinclinedtothat
  pieceofmercy,sothechildwhomthenurseconsidersthenurseas
  itsmother。Allthechildrenunderfiveyearsoldsitamongthe
  nurses,therestoftheyoungersortofbothsexes,tilltheyare
  fitformarriage,eitherservethosethatsitattableor,ifthey
  arenotstrongenoughforthat,standbythemingreatsilence,
  andeatwhatisgiventhem;norhavetheyanyotherformalityof
  dining。Inthemiddleofthefirsttable,whichstandsacrossthe
  upperendofthehall,sitthesyphograntandhiswife;forthat
  isthechiefandmostconspicuousplace:nexttohimsittwoof
  themostancient,fortheregoalwaysfourtoamess。Ifthereis
  atemplewithinthatsyphogranty,thepriestandhiswifesitwith
  thesyphograntabovealltherest:nextthemthereisamixtureof
  oldandyoung,whoaresoplaced,thatastheyoungaresetnear
  others,sotheyaremixedwiththemoreancient;whichtheysay
  wasappointedonthisaccount,thatthegravityoftheoldpeople,
  andthereverencethatisduetothem,mightrestraintheyounger
  fromallindecentwordsandgestures。Dishesarenotservedupto
  thewholetableatfirst,butthebestarefirstsetbeforethe
  old,whoseseatsaredistinguishedfromtheyoung,andafterthem
  alltherestareservedalike。Theoldmendistributetothe
  youngeranycuriousmeatsthathappentobesetbeforethem,if
  thereisnotsuchanabundanceofthemthatthewholecompanymay
  beservedalike。
  Thusoldmenarehonoredwithaparticularrespect;yetallthe
  restfareaswellasthey。Bothdinnerandsupperarebegunwith
  somelectureofmoralitythatisreadtothem;butitissoshort,
  thatitisnottediousnoruneasytothemtohearit:fromhence
  theoldmentakeoccasiontoentertainthoseaboutthemwithsome
  usefulandpleasantenlargements;buttheydonotengrossthe
  wholediscoursesotothemselves,duringtheirmeals,thatthe
  youngermaynotputinforashare:onthecontrary,theyengage
  themtotalk,thatsotheymayinthatfreewayofconversation
  findouttheforceofeveryone’sspiritandobservehistemper。
  Theydespatchtheirdinnersquickly,butsitlongatsupper;
  becausetheygotoworkaftertheone,andaretosleepafterthe
  other,duringwhichtheythinkthestomachcarriesonthe
  concoctionmorevigorously。Theyneversupwithoutmusic;and
  thereisalwaysfruitservedupaftermeat;whiletheyareat
  table,someburnperfumesandsprinkleaboutfragrantointments
  andsweetwaters:inshort,theywantnothingthatmaycheerup
  theirspirits:theygivethemselvesalargeallowancethatway,
  andindulgethemselvesinallsuchpleasuresasareattendedwith
  noinconvenience。Thusdothosethatareinthetownslive
  together;butinthecountry,wheretheyliveatgreatdistance,
  everyoneeatsathome,andnofamilywantsanynecessarysortof
  provision,foritisfromthemthatprovisionsaresentuntothose
  thatliveinthetowns。
  BOOKII:OFTHETRAVELLINGOFTHEUTOPIANS
  IFanymanhasamindtovisithisfriendsthatliveinsomeother
  town,ordesirestotravelandseetherestofthecountry,he
  obtainsleaveveryeasilyfromthesyphograntandtraniborswhen
  thereisnoparticularoccasionforhimathome:suchastravel,
  carrywiththemapassportfromthePrince,whichbothcertifies
  thelicensethatisgrantedfortravelling,andlimitsthetimeof
  theirreturn。Theyarefurnishedwithawagon,andaslavewho
  drivestheoxenandlooksafterthem;butunlesstherearewomen
  inthecompany,thewagonissentbackattheendofthejourney
  asaneedlessencumbrance。Whiletheyareontheroad,theycarry
  noprovisionswiththem;yettheywantnothing,butareeverywhere
  treatedasiftheywereathome。Iftheystayinanyplacelonger
  thananight,everyonefollowshisproperoccupation,andisvery
  wellusedbythoseofhisowntrade;butifanymangoesoutof
  thecitytowhichhebelongs,withoutleave,andisfoundrambling
  withoutapassport,heisseverelytreated,heispunishedasa
  fugitive,andsenthomedisgracefully;andifhefallsagaininto
  thelikefault,iscondemnedtoslavery。Ifanymanhasamindto
  travelonlyovertheprecinctofhisowncity,hemayfreelydo
  it,withhisfather’spermissionandhiswife’sconsent;butwhen
  hecomesintoanyofthecountryhouses,ifheexpectstobe
  entertainedbythem,hemustlaborwiththemandconformtotheir
  rules:andifhedoesthis,hemayfreelygooverthewhole
  precinct;beingthusasusefultothecitytowhichhebelongs,as
  ifhewerestillwithinit。Thusyouseethattherearenoidle
  personsamongthem,norpretencesofexcusinganyfromlabor。
  Therearenotaverns,noalehousesnorstewsamongthem;norany
  otheroccasionsofcorruptingeachother,ofgettingintocorners,
  orformingthemselvesintoparties:allmenliveinfullview,so
  thatallareobliged,bothtoperformtheirordinarytasks,andto
  employthemselveswellintheirsparehours。Anditiscertain
  thatapeoplethusorderedmustliveingreatabundanceofall
  things;andthesebeingequallydistributedamongthem,nomancan
  want,orbeobligedtobeg。
  IntheirgreatCouncilatAmaurot,towhichtherearethreesent
  fromeverytownonceayear,theyexaminewhattownsaboundin
  provisionsandwhatareunderanyscarcity,thatsotheonemaybe
  furnishedfromtheother;andthisisdonefreely,withoutany
  sortofexchange;foraccordingtotheirplentyorscarcitythey
  supplyoraresuppliedfromoneanother;sothatindeedthewhole
  islandis,asitwere,onefamily。Whentheyhavethustakencare
  oftheirwholecountry,andlaidupstoresfortwoyears,which
  theydotopreventtheill-consequencesofanunfavorableseason,
  theyorderanexportationoftheoverplus,ofcorn,honey,wool,
  flax,wood,wax,tallow,leather,andcattle;whichtheysendout
  commonlyingreatquantitiestoothernations。Theyordera
  seventhpartofallthesegoodstobefreelygiventothepoorof
  thecountriestowhichtheysendthem,andselltherestat
  moderaterates。Andbythisexchange,theynotonlybringback
  thosefewthingsthattheyneedathome(forindeedtheyscarce
  needanythingbutiron),butlikewiseagreatdealofgoldand
  silver;andbytheirdrivingthistradesolong,itisnottobe
  imaginedhowvastatreasuretheyhavegotamongthem:sothatnow
  theydonotmuchcarewhethertheysellofftheirmerchandisefor
  moneyinhand,orupontrust。
  Agreatpartoftheirtreasureisnowinbonds;butinalltheir
  contractsnoprivatemanstandsbound,butthewritingrunsinthe
  nameofthetown;andthetownsthatowethemmoneyraiseitfrom
  thoseprivatehandsthatoweittothem,layitUpintheirpublic
  chamber,orenjoytheprofitofittilltheUtopianscallforit;
  andtheychooserathertoletthegreatestpartofitlieintheir
  handswhomakeadvantagebyit,thantocallforitthemselves:
  butiftheyseethatanyoftheirotherneighborsstandmorein
  needofit,thentheycallitinandlendittothem:whenever
  theyareengagedinwar,whichistheonlyoccasioninwhichtheir
  treasurecanbeusefullyemployed,theymakeuseofitthemselves。
  Ingreatextremitiesorsuddenaccidentstheyemployitinhiring
  foreigntroops,whomtheymorewillinglyexposetodangerthan
  theirownpeople:theygivethemgreatpay,knowingwellthatthis
  willworkevenontheirenemies,thatitwillengagethemeither
  tobetraytheirownside,oratleasttodesertit,andthatitis
  thebestmeansofraisingmutualjealousiesamongthem:forthis
  endtheyhaveanincredibletreasure;buttheydonotkeepitasa
  treasure,butinsuchamannerasIamalmostafraidtotell,lest
  youthinkitsoextravagant,astobehardlycredible。ThisIhave
  themorereasontoapprehend,becauseifIhadnotseenitmyself,
  Icouldnothavebeeneasilypersuadedtohavebelieveditupon
  anyman’sreport。
  Itiscertainthatallthingsappearincredibletous,in
  proportionastheydifferfromourowncustoms。Butonewhocan
  judgearightwillnotwondertofindthat,sincetheir
  constitutiondifferssomuchfromours,theirvalueofgoldand
  silvershouldbemeasuredbyaverydifferentstandard;forsince
  theyhavenouseformoneyamongthemselves,butkeepitasa
  provisionagainsteventswhichseldomhappen,andbetweenwhich
  therearegenerallylonginterveningintervals,theyvalueitno
  fartherthanitdeserves,thatis,inproportiontoitsuse。So
  thatitisplaintheymustpreferironeithertogoldorsilver;
  formencannomorelivewithoutironthanwithoutfireorwater,
  butnaturehasmarkedoutnousefortheothermetals,so
  essentialasnoteasilytobedispensedwith。Thefollyofmenhas
  enhancedthevalueofgoldandsilver,becauseoftheirscarcity。
  Whereas,onthecontrary,itistheiropinionthatnature,asan
  indulgentparent,hasfreelygivenusallthebestthingsingreat
  abundance,suchaswaterandearth,buthaslaidupandhidfrom
  usthethingsthatarevainanduseless。
  Ifthesemetalswerelaidupinanytowerinthekingdom,itwould
  raiseajealousyofthePrinceandSenate,andgivebirthtothat
  foolishmistrustintowhichthepeopleareapttofall,ajealousy
  oftheirintendingtosacrificetheinterestofthepublicto
  theirownprivateadvantage。Iftheyshouldworkitintovessels
  oranysortofplate,theyfearthatthepeoplemightgrowtoo
  fondofit,andsobeunwillingtolettheplateberundownifa
  warmadeitnecessarytoemployitinpayingtheirsoldiers。To
  preventalltheseinconveniences,theyhavefallenuponan
  expedient,which,asitagreeswiththeirotherpolicy,soisit
  verydifferentfromours,andwillscarcegainbeliefamongus,
  whovaluegoldsomuchandlayitupsocarefully。Theyeatand
  drinkoutofvesselsofearth,orglass,whichmakeanagreeable
  appearancethoughformedofbrittlematerials:whiletheymake
  theirchamber-potsandclose-stoolsofgoldandsilver;andthat
  notonlyintheirpublichalls,butintheirprivatehouses:of
  thesamemetalstheylikewisemakechainsandfettersfortheir
  slaves;tosomeofwhich,asabadgeofinfamy,theyhanganear-
  ringofgold,andmakeotherswearachainorcoronetofthesame
  metal;andthustheytakecare,byallpossiblemeans,torender
  goldandsilverofnoesteem。Andfromhenceitisthatwhile
  othernationspartwiththeirgoldandsilverasunwillinglyasif
  onetoreouttheirbowels,thoseofUtopiawouldlookontheir
  givinginalltheypossessofthose(metals,whentherewasany
  useforthem)butasthepartingwithatrifle,oraswewould
  esteemthelossofapenny。Theyfindpearlsontheircoast,and
  diamondsandcarbunclesontheirrocks;theydonotlookafter
  them,but,iftheyfindthembychance,theypolishthem,andwith
  themtheyadorntheirchildren,whoaredelightedwiththem,and
  gloryinthemduringtheirchildhood;butwhentheygrowtoyears,
  andseethatnonebutchildrenusesuchbaubles,theyoftheirown
  accord,withoutbeingbidbytheirparents,laythemaside;and
  wouldbeasmuchashamedtousethemafterwardaschildrenamong
  us,whentheycometoyears,areoftheirpuppetsandothertoys。
  Ineversawaclearerinstanceoftheoppositeimpressionsthat
  differentcustomsmakeonpeople,thanIobservedinthe
  ambassadorsoftheAnemolians,whocametoAmaurotwhenIwas
  there。Astheycametotreatofaffairsofgreatconsequence,the
  deputiesfromseveraltownsmettogethertowaitfortheircoming。
  TheambassadorsofthenationsthatlienearUtopia,knowingtheir
  customs,andthatfineclothesareinnoesteemamongthem,that
  silkisdespised,andgoldisabadgeofinfamy,usedtocomevery
  modestlyclothed;buttheAnemolians,lyingmoreremote,and
  havinghadlittlecommercewiththem,understandingthattheywere
  coarselyclothed,andallinthesamemanner,tookitforgranted
  thattheyhadnoneofthosefinethingsamongthemofwhichthey
  madenouse;andtheybeingavaingloriousratherthanawise
  people,resolvedtosetthemselvesoutwithsomuchpomp,that
  theyshouldlooklikegods,andstriketheeyesofthepoor
  Utopianswiththeirsplendor。Thusthreeambassadorsmadetheir
  entrywith100attendants,allcladingarmentsofdifferent
  colors,andthegreaterpartinsilk;theambassadorsthemselves,
  whowereofthenobilityoftheircountry,wereincloth-of-gold,
  andadornedwithmassychains,ear-rings,andringsofgold:their
  capswerecoveredwithbraceletssetfullofpearlsandother
  gems:inaword,theyweresetoutwithallthosethingsthat,
  amongtheUtopians,werethebadgesofslavery,themarksof
  infamy,ortheplaythingsofchildren。
  Itwasnotunpleasanttosee,ontheoneside,howtheylooked
  big,whentheycomparedtheirrichhabitswiththeplainclothes
  oftheUtopians,whowerecomeoutingreatnumberstoseethem
  maketheirentry:and,ontheother,toobservehowmuchtheywere
  mistakenintheimpressionwhichtheyhopedthispompwouldhave
  madeonthem。Itappearedsoridiculousashowtoallthathad
  neverstirredoutoftheircountry,andhadnotseenthecustoms
  ofothernations,thatthoughtheypaidsomereverencetothose
  thatwerethemostmeanlyclad,asiftheyhadbeenthe
  ambassadors,yetwhentheysawtheambassadorsthemselves,sofull
  ofgoldandchains,theylookeduponthemasslaves,andforbore
  totreatthemwithreverence。Youmighthaveseenthechildren,
  whoweregrownbigenoughtodespisetheirplaythings,andwhohad
  thrownawaytheirjewels,calltotheirmothers,pushthemgently,
  andcryout,"Seethatgreatfoolthatwearspearlsandgems,as
  ifhewereyetachild。"Whiletheirmothersveryinnocently
  replied,"Holdyourpeace;this,Ibelieve,isoneofthe
  ambassador’sfools。"Otherscensuredthefashionoftheirchains,
  andobservedthattheywereofnouse;fortheyweretooslightto
  bindtheirslaves,whocouldeasilybreakthem;andbesideshung
  solooseaboutthemthattheythoughtiteasytothrowthemaway,
  andsogetfromthem。
  Butaftertheambassadorshadstayedadayamongthem,andsawso
  vastaquantityofgoldintheirhouses,whichwasasmuch
  despisedbythemasitwasesteemedinothernations,andbeheld
  moregoldandsilverinthechainsandfettersofoneslavethan
  alltheirornamentsamountedto,theirplumesfell,andtheywere
  ashamedofallthatgloryforwhichtheyhadformerlyvalued
  themselves,andaccordinglylaiditaside;aresolutionthatthey
  immediatelytook,whenontheirengaginginsomefreediscourse
  withtheUtopians,theydiscoveredtheirsenseofsuchthingsand
  theirothercustoms。TheUtopianswonderhowanymanshouldbeso
  muchtakenwiththeglaringdoubtfullustreofajewelorastone,
  thatcanlookuptoastarortothesunhimself;orhowany
  shouldvaluehimselfbecausehisclothismadeofafinerthread:
  forhowfinesoeverthatthreadmaybe,itwasoncenobetterthan
  thefleeceofasheep,andthatsheepwasasheepstillforall
  itswearingit。Theywondermuchtohearthatgoldwhichinitself
  issouselessathing,shouldbeeverywheresomuchesteemed,that
  evenmenforwhomitwasmade,andbywhomithasitsvalue,
  shouldyetbethoughtoflessvaluethanthismetal。Thatamanof
  lead,whohasnomoresensethanalogofwood,andisasbadas
  heisfoolish,shouldhavemanywiseandgoodmentoservehim,
  onlybecausehehasagreatheapofthatmetal;andthatifit
  shouldhappenthatbysomeaccidentortrickoflaw(which
  sometimesproducesasgreatchangesaschanceitself)allthis
  wealthshouldpassfromthemastertothemeanestvarletofhis
  wholefamily,hehimselfwouldverysoonbecomeoneofhis
  servants,asifhewereathingthatbelongedtohiswealth,and
  sowereboundtofollowitsfortune。Buttheymuchmoreadmireand
  detestthefollyofthosewho,whentheyseearichman,though
  theyneitherowehimanythingnorareinanysortdependentonhis
  bounty,yetmerelybecauseheisrichgivehimlittlelessthan
  divinehonors,eventhoughtheyknowhimtobesocovetousand
  base-mindedthatnotwithstandingallhiswealthhewillnotpart
  withonefarthingofittothemaslongashelives。
  Theseandsuchlikenotionshasthatpeopleimbibed,partlyfrom
  theireducation,beingbredinacountrywhosecustomsandlaws
  areoppositetoallsuchfoolishmaxims,andpartlyfromtheir
  learningandstudies;forthoughtherearebutfewinanytown
  thataresowhollyexcusedfromlaborastogivethemselves
  entirelyuptotheirstudies,thesebeingonlysuchpersonsas
  discoverfromtheirchildhoodanextraordinarycapacityand
  dispositionforletters;yettheirchildren,andagreatpartof
  thenation,bothmenandwomen,aretaughttospendthosehoursin
  whichtheyarenotobligedtowork,inreading:andthistheydo
  throughthewholeprogressoflife。Theyhavealltheirlearning
  intheirowntongue,whichisbothacopiousandpleasant
  language,andinwhichamancanfullyexpresshismind。Itruns
  overagreattractofmanycountries,butitisnotequallypure
  inallplaces。Theyhadneversomuchasheardofthenamesofany
  ofthosephilosophersthataresofamousinthesepartsofthe
  world,beforewewentamongthem;andyettheyhadmadethesame
  discoveriesastheGreeks,inmusic,logic,arithmetic,and
  geometry。Butastheyarealmostineverythingequaltothe
  ancientphilosophers,sotheyfarexceedourmodernlogicians;for
  theyhaveneveryetfallenuponthebarbarousnicetiesthatour
  youthareforcedtolearninthosetriflinglogicalschoolsthat
  areamongus;theyaresofarfrommindingchimeras,and
  fantasticalimagesmadeinthemind,thatnoneofthemcould
  comprehendwhatwemeantwhenwetalkedtothemofmaninthe
  abstract,ascommontoallmeninparticular(sothatthoughwe
  spokeofhimasathingthatwecouldpointatwithourfingers,
  yetnoneofthemcouldperceivehim),andyetdistinctfrom
  everyone,asifheweresomemonstrousColossusorgiant。
  Yetforallthisignoranceoftheseemptynotions,theyknew
  astronomy,andwereperfectlyacquaintedwiththemotionsofthe
  heavenlybodies,andhavemanyinstruments,wellcontrivedand
  divided,bywhichtheyveryaccuratelycomputethecourseand
  positionsofthesun,moon,andstars。Butforthecheat,of
  diviningbythestarsbytheiroppositionsorconjunctions,ithas
  notsomuchasenteredintotheirthoughts。Theyhaveaparticular
  sagacity,foundeduponmuchobservation,injudgingofthe
  weather,bywhichtheyknowwhentheymaylookforrain,wind,or
  otheralterationsintheair;butastothephilosophyofthese
  things,thecausesofthesaltnessofthesea,ofitsebbingand
  flowing,andoftheoriginandnaturebothoftheheavensandthe
  earth;theydisputeofthem,partlyasourancientphilosophers
  havedone,andpartlyuponsomenewhypothesis,inwhich,asthey
  differfromthem,sotheydonotinallthingsagreeamong
  themselves。
  Astomoralphilosophy,theyhavethesamedisputesamongthemas
  wehavehere:theyexaminewhatareproperlygoodbothforthe
  bodyandthemind,andwhetheranyoutwardthingcanbecalled
  trulygood,orifthattermbelongonlytotheendowmentsofthe
  soul。Theyinquirelikewiseintothenatureofvirtueand
  pleasure;buttheirchiefdisputeisconcerningthehappinessofa
  man,andwhereinitconsists?Whetherinsomeonething,orina
  greatmany?Theyseem,indeed,moreinclinabletothatopinion
  thatplaces,ifnotthewhole,yetthechiefpartofaman’s
  happinessinpleasure;and,whatmayseemmorestrange,theymake
  useofargumentsevenfromreligion,notwithstandingitsseverity
  androughness,forthesupportofthatopinionsoindulgentto
  pleasure;fortheyneverdisputeconcerninghappinesswithout
  fetchingsomeargumentsfromtheprinciplesofreligion,aswell
  asfromnaturalreason,sincewithouttheformertheyreckonthat
  allourinquiriesafterhappinessmustbebutconjecturaland
  defective。
  Thesearetheirreligiousprinciples,thatthesoulofmanis
  immortal,andthatGodofhisgoodnesshasdesignedthatitshould
  behappy;andthathehasthereforeappointedrewardsforgoodand
  virtuousactions,andpunishmentsforvice,tobedistributed
  afterthislife。Thoughtheseprinciplesofreligionareconveyed
  downamongthembytradition,theythinkthatevenreasonitself
  determinesamantobelieveandacknowledgethem,andfreely
  confessthatiftheseweretakenawaynomanwouldbeso
  insensibleasnottoseekafterpleasurebyallpossiblemeans,
  lawfulorunlawful;usingonlythiscaution,thatalesser
  pleasuremightnotstandinthewayofagreater,andthatno
  pleasureoughttobepursuedthatshoulddrawagreatdealofpain
  afterit;fortheythinkitthemaddestthingintheworldto
  pursuevirtue,thatisasouranddifficultthing;andnotonlyto
  renouncethepleasuresoflife,butwillinglytoundergomuchpain
  andtrouble,ifamanhasnoprospectofareward。Andwhatreward
  cantherebeforonethathaspassedhiswholelife,notonly
  withoutpleasure,butinpain,ifthereisnothingtobeexpected
  afterdeath?Yettheydonotplacehappinessinallsortsof
  pleasures,butonlyinthosethatinthemselvesaregoodand
  honest。
  Thereisapartyamongthemwhoplacehappinessinbarevirtue;
  othersthinkthatournaturesareconductedbyvirtueto
  happiness,asthatwhichisthechiefgoodofman。Theydefine
  virtuethus,thatitisalivingaccordingtonature,andthink
  thatwearemadebyGodforthatend;theybelievethatamanthen
  followsthedictatesofnaturewhenhepursuesoravoidsthings
  accordingtothedirectionofreason;theysaythatthefirst
  dictateofreasonisthekindlinginusofaloveandreverence
  fortheDivineMajesty,towhomweowebothallthatwehaveand
  allthatwecaneverhopefor。Inthenextplace,reasondirects
  ustokeepourmindsasfreefrompassionandascheerfulaswe
  can,andthatweshouldconsiderourselvesasboundbythetiesof
  good-natureandhumanitytouseourutmostendeavorstohelp
  forwardthehappinessofallotherpersons;forthereneverwas
  anymansuchamoroseandseverepursuerofvirtue,suchanenemy
  topleasure,thatthoughhesethardrulesformentoundergomuch
  pain,manywatchings,andotherrigors,yetdidnotatthesame
  timeadvisethemtodoalltheycould,inordertorelieveand
  easethemiserable,andwhodidnotrepresentgentlenessandgood-
  natureasamiabledispositions。Andfromthencetheyinferthatif
  amanoughttoadvancethewelfareandcomfortoftherestof
  mankind,therebeingnovirtuemoreproperandpeculiartoour
  nature,thantoeasethemiseriesofothers,tofreefromtrouble
  andanxiety,infurnishingthemwiththecomfortsoflife,in
  whichpleasureconsists,naturemuchmorevigorouslyleadsthemto
  doallthisforhimself。
  Alifeofpleasureiseitherarealevil,andinthatcasewe
  oughtnottoassistothersintheirpursuitofit,butonthe
  contrary,tokeepthemfromitallwecan,asfromthatwhichis
  mosthurtfulanddeadly;orifitisagoodthing,sothatwenot
  onlymay,butoughttohelpotherstoit,why,then,oughtnota
  mantobeginwithhimself?Sincenomancanbemoreboundtolook
  afterthegoodofanotherthanafterhisown;fornaturecannot
  directustobegoodandkindtoothers,andyetatthesametime
  tobeunmercifulandcrueltoourselves。Thus,astheydefine
  virtuetobelivingaccordingtonature,sotheyimaginethat
  naturepromptsallpeopleontoseekafterpleasure,astheendof
  alltheydo。Theyalsoobservethatinordertooursupportingthe
  pleasuresoflife,natureinclinesustoenterintosociety;for
  thereisnomansomuchraisedabovetherestofmankindastobe
  theonlyfavoriteofnaturewho,onthecontrary,seemstohave
  placedonalevelallthosethatbelongtothesamespecies。Upon
  thistheyinferthatnomanoughttoseekhisownconveniencesso
  eagerlyastoprejudiceothers;andthereforetheythinkthatnot
  onlyallagreementsbetweenprivatepersonsoughttobeobserved,
  butlikewisethatallthoselawsoughttobekept,whicheithera
  goodprincehaspublishedindueform,ortowhichapeoplethat
  isneitheroppressedwithtyrannynorcircumventedbyfraud,has
  consented,fordistributingthoseconveniencesoflifewhich
  affordusallourpleasures。
  Theythinkitisanevidenceoftruewisdomforamantopursue
  hisownadvantagesasfarasthelawsallowit。Theyaccountit
  pietytopreferthepublicgoodtoone’sprivateconcerns;but
  theythinkitunjustforamantoseekforpleasurebysnatching
  anotherman’spleasuresfromhim。Andonthecontrary,theythink
  itasignofagentleandgoodsoul,foramantodispensewith
  hisownadvantageforthegoodofothers;andthatbythismeansa
  goodmanfindsasmuchpleasureonewayashepartswithanother;
  forashemayexpectthelikefromotherswhenhemaycometoneed
  it,soifthatshouldfailhim,yetthesenseofagoodaction,
  andthereflectionsthathemakesontheloveandgratitudeof
  thosewhomhehassoobliged,givesthemindmorepleasurethan
  thebodycouldhavefoundinthatfromwhichithadrestrained
  itself。TheyarealsopersuadedthatGodwillmakeupthelossof
  thosesmallpleasures,withavastandendlessjoy,ofwhich
  religioneasilyconvincesagoodsoul。
  Thus,uponaninquiryintothewholematter,theyreckonthatall
  ouractions,andevenallourvirtues,terminateinpleasure,as
  inourchiefendandgreatesthappiness;andtheycallevery
  motionorstate,eitherofbodyormind,inwhichnatureteaches
  ustodelight,apleasure。Thustheycautiouslylimitpleasure
  onlytothoseappetitestowhichnatureleadsus;fortheysay
  thatnatureleadsusonlytothosedelightstowhichreasonas
  wellassensecarriesus,andbywhichweneitherinjureanyother
  personnorlosethepossessionofgreaterpleasures,andofsuch
  asdrawnotroublesafterthem;buttheylookuponthosedelights
  whichmenbyafoolishthoughcommonmistakecallpleasure,asif
  theycouldchangeaseasilythenatureofthingsastheuseof
  words;asthingsthatgreatlyobstructtheirrealhappiness
  insteadofadvancingit,becausetheysoentirelypossessthe
  mindsofthosethatareoncecaptivatedbythemwithafalse
  notionofpleasure,thatthereisnoroomleftforpleasuresofa
  truerorpurerkind。
  Therearemanythingsthatinthemselveshavenothingthatis
  trulydelightful;onthecontrary,theyhaveagooddealof
  bitternessinthem;andyetfromourperverseappetitesafter
  forbiddenobjects,arenotonlyrankedamongthepleasures,but
  aremadeeventhegreatestdesignsoflife。Amongthosewhopursue
  thesesophisticatedpleasures,theyreckonsuchasImentioned
  before,whothinkthemselvesreallythebetterforhavingfine
  clothes;inwhichtheythinktheyaredoublymistaken,bothinthe
  opinionthattheyhaveoftheirclothes,andinthattheyhaveof
  themselves;forifyouconsidertheuseofclothes,whyshoulda
  finethreadbethoughtbetterthanacoarseone?Andyetthese
  men,asiftheyhadsomerealadvantagesbeyondothers,anddid
  notowethemwhollytotheirmistakes,lookbig,seemtofancy
  themselvestobemorevaluable,andimaginethatarespectisdue
  tothemforthesakeofarichgarment,towhichtheywouldnot
  havepretendediftheyhadbeenmoremeanlyclothed;andeven
  resentitasanaffront,ifthatrespectisnotpaidthem。Itis
  alsoagreatfollytobetakenwithoutwardmarksofrespect,
  whichsignifynothing:forwhattrueorrealpleasurecanoneman
  findinanother’sstandingbare,ormakinglegstohim?Willthe
  bendinganotherman’skneesgiveeasetoyours?Andwillthe
  head’sbeingbarecurethemadnessofyours?Andyetitis
  wonderfultoseehowthisfalsenotionofpleasurebewitchesmany
  whodelightthemselveswiththefancyoftheirnobility,andare
  pleasedwiththisconceit,thattheyaredescendedfromancestors
  whohavebeenheldforsomesuccessionsrich,andwhohavehad
  greatpossessions;forthisisallthatmakesnobilityatpresent;
  yettheydonotthinkthemselvesawhitthelessnoble,though
  theirimmediateparentshaveleftnoneofthiswealthtothem,or
  thoughtheythemselveshavesquandereditaway。
  TheUtopianshavenobetteropinionofthosewhoaremuchtaken
  withgemsandpreciousstones,andwhoaccountitadegreeof
  happiness,nexttoadivineone,iftheycanpurchaseonethatis
  veryextraordinary;especiallyifitbeofthatsortofstones
  thatistheningreatestrequest;forthesamesortisnotatall
  timesuniversallyofthesamevalue;norwillmenbuyitunlessit
  bedismountedandtakenoutofthegold;thejewelleristhenmade
  togivegoodsecurity,andrequiredsolemnlytoswearthatthe
  stoneistrue,thatbysuchanexactcautionafalseonemightnot
  beboughtinsteadofatrue:thoughifyouweretoexamineit,
  youreyecouldfindnodifferencebetweenthecounterfeitandthat
  whichistrue;sothattheyareallonetoyouasmuchasifyou
  wereblind。Orcanitbethoughtthattheywhoheapupauseless
  massofwealth,notforanyusethatitistobringthem,but
  merelytopleasethemselveswiththecontemplationofit,enjoy
  anytruepleasureinit?Thedelighttheyfindisonlyafalse
  shadowofjoy。Thosearenobetterwhoseerrorissomewhat
  differentfromtheformer,andwhohideit,outoftheirfearof
  losingit;forwhatothernamecanfitthehidingitintheearth,
  orrathertherestoringittoitagain,itbeingthuscutofffrom
  beinguseful,eithertoitsownerortotherestofmankind?And
  yettheownerhavinghiditcarefully,isglad,becausehethinks
  heisnowsureofit。Ifitshouldbestolen,theowner,thoughhe
  mightliveperhapstenyearsafterthetheft,ofwhichheknew
  nothing,wouldfindnodifferencebetweenhishavingorlosingit;
  forbothwaysitwasequallyuselesstohim。
  Amongthosefoolishpursuersofpleasuretheyreckonallthat
  delightinhunting,infowling,orgaming:ofwhosemadnessthey
  haveonlyheard,fortheyhavenosuchthingsamongthem。Butthey
  haveaskedus,whatsortofpleasureisitthatmencanfindin
  throwingthedice?Foriftherewereanypleasureinit,they
  thinkthedoingofitsooftenshouldgiveoneasurfeitofit:
  andwhatpleasurecanonefindinhearingthebarkingandhowling
  ofdogs,whichseemratherodiousthanpleasantsounds?Norcan
  theycomprehendthepleasureofseeingdogsrunafterahare,more
  thanofseeingonedogrunafteranother;foriftheseeingthem
  runisthatwhichgivesthepleasure,youhavethesame
  entertainmenttotheeyeonboththeseoccasions,sincethatis
  thesameinbothcases:butifthepleasureliesinseeingthe
  harekilledandtornbythedogs,thisoughtrathertostirpity,
  thataweak,harmlessandfearfulhareshouldbedevouredby
  strong,fierce,andcrueldogs。Thereforeallthisbusinessof
  huntingis,amongtheUtopians,turnedovertotheirbutchers;and
  those,ashasbeenalreadysaid,areallslaves;andtheylookon
  huntingasoneofthebasestpartsofabutcher’swork:forthey
  accountitbothmoreprofitableandmoredecenttokillthose
  beaststhataremorenecessaryandusefultomankind;whereasthe
  killingandtearingofsosmallandmiserableananimalcanonly
  attractthehuntsmanwithafalseshowofpleasure,fromwhichhe
  canreapbutsmalladvantage。Theylookonthedesireofthe
  bloodshed,evenofbeasts,asamarkofamindthatisalready
  corruptedwithcruelty,orthatatleastbythefrequentreturns
  ofsobrutalapleasuremustdegenerateintoit。
  Thus,thoughtherabbleofmankindlookuponthese,andon
  innumerableotherthingsofthesamenature,aspleasures,the
  Utopians,onthecontrary,observingthatthereisnothinginthem
  trulypleasant,concludethattheyarenottobereckonedamong
  pleasures:forthoughthesethingsmaycreatesometicklinginthe
  senses(whichseemstobeatruenotionofpleasure),yetthey
  imaginethatthisdoesnotarisefromthethingitself,butfroma
  depravedcustom,whichmaysovitiateaman’staste,thatbitter
  thingsmaypassforsweet;aswomenwithchildthinkpitchor
  tallowtastessweeterthanhoney;butasaman’ssensewhen
  corrupted,eitherbyadiseaseorsomeillhabit,doesnotchange
  thenatureofotherthings,soneithercanitchangethenatureof
  pleasure。
  Theyreckonupseveralsortsofpleasures,whichtheycalltrue
  ones:somebelongtothebodyandotherstothemind。The
  pleasuresofthemindlieinknowledge,andinthatdelightwhich
  thecontemplationoftruthcarrieswithit;towhichtheyaddthe
  joyfulreflectionsonawell-spentlife,andtheassuredhopesof
  afuturehappiness。Theydividethepleasuresofthebodyintotwo
  sorts;theoneisthatwhichgivesoursensessomerealdelight,
  andisperformed,eitherbyrecruitingnature,andsupplyingthose
  partswhichfeedtheinternalheatoflifebyeatinganddrinking;
  orwhennatureiseasedofanysurchargethatoppressesit;when
  wearerelievedfromsuddenpain,orthatwhicharisesfrom
  satisfyingtheappetitewhichnaturehaswiselygiventoleadus
  tothepropagationofthespecies。Thereisanotherkindof
  pleasurethatarisesneitherfromourreceivingwhatthebody
  requiresnoritsbeingrelievedwhenovercharged,andyetbya
  secret,unseenvirtueaffectsthesenses,raisesthepassions,and
  strikesthemindwithgenerousimpressions;thisisthepleasure
  thatarisesfrommusic。Anotherkindofbodilypleasureisthat
  whichresultsfromanundisturbedandvigorousconstitutionof
  body,whenlifeandactivespiritsseemtoactuateeverypart。
  Thislivelyhealth,whenentirelyfreefromallmixtureofpain,
  ofitselfgivesaninwardpleasure,independentofallexternal
  objectsofdelight;andthoughthispleasuredoesnotso
  powerfullyaffectus,noractsostronglyonthesensesassomeof
  theothers,yetitmaybeesteemedasthegreatestofall
  pleasures,andalmostalltheUtopiansreckonitthefoundation
  andbasisofalltheotherjoysoflife;sincethisalonemakes
  thestateoflifeeasyanddesirable;andwhenthisiswanting,a
  manisreallycapableofnootherpleasure。Theylookuponfreedom
  frompain,ifitdoesnotrisefromperfecthealth,tobeastate
  ofstupidityratherthanofpleasure。
  Thissubjecthasbeenverynarrowlycanvassedamongthem;andit
  hasbeendebatedwhetherafirmandentirehealthcouldbecalled
  apleasureornot?Somehavethoughtthattherewasnopleasure
  butwhatwasexcitedbysomesensiblemotioninthebody。Butthis
  opinionhasbeenlongagoexcludedfromamongthem,sothatnow
  theyalmostuniversallyagreethathealthisthegreatestofall
  bodilypleasures;andthatasthereisapaininsickness,which
  isasoppositeinitsnaturetopleasureassicknessitselfisto
  health,sotheyholdthathealthisaccompaniedwithpleasure:and
  ifanyshouldsaythatsicknessisnotreallypain,butthatit
  onlycarriespainalongwithit,theylookuponthatasafetchof
  subtilty,thatdoesnotmuchalterthematter。Itisallone,in
  theiropinion,whetheritbesaidthathealthisinitselfa
  pleasure,orthatitbegetsapleasure,asfiregivesheat;soit
  begranted,thatallthosewhosehealthisentirehaveatrue
  pleasureintheenjoymentofit:andtheyreasonthus——whatisthe
  pleasureofeating,butthataman’shealthwhichhadbeen
  weakened,does,withtheassistanceoffood,driveawayhunger,
  andsorecruitingitselfrecoversitsformervigor?Andbeingthus
  refreshed,itfindsapleasureinthatconflict;andifthe
  conflictispleasure,thevictorymustyetbreedagreater
  pleasure,exceptwefancythatitbecomesstupidassoonasithas
  obtainedthatwhichitpursued,andsoneitherknowsnorrejoices
  initsownwelfare。Ifitissaidthathealthcannotbefelt,they
  absolutelydenyit;forwhatmanisinhealththatdoesnot
  perceiveitwhenheisawake?Isthereanymanthatissodulland
  stupidasnottoacknowledgethathefeelsadelightinhealth?
  Andwhatisdelightbutanothernameforpleasure?
  Butofallpleasures,theyesteemthosetobemostvaluablethat
  lieinthemind,thechiefofwhicharisesoutoftruevirtue,and
  thewitnessesofagoodconscience。Theyaccounthealththechief
  pleasurethatbelongstothebody;fortheythinkthatthe
  pleasureofeatinganddrinking,andalltheotherdelightsof
  sense,areonlysofardesirableastheygiveormaintainhealth。
  Buttheyarenotpleasantinthemselves,otherwisethanasthey
  resistthoseimpressionsthatournaturalinfirmitiesarestill
  makinguponus:forasawisemandesiresrathertoavoiddiseases
  thantotakephysic,andtobefreedfrompain,ratherthanto
  findeasebyremedies;soitismoredesirablenottoneedthis
  sortofpleasure,thantobeobligedtoindulgeit。Ifanyman
  imaginesthatthereisarealhappinessintheseenjoyments,he
  mustthenconfessthathewouldbethehappiestofallmenifhe
  weretoleadhislifeinperpetualhunger,thirst,anditching,
  andbyconsequenceinperpetualeating,drinking,andscratching
  himself;whichanyonemayeasilyseewouldbenotonlyabasebut
  amiserablestateoflife。Theseareindeedthelowestof
  pleasures,andtheleastpure;forwecanneverrelishthem,but
  whentheyaremixedwiththecontrarypains。Thepainofhunger
  mustgiveusthepleasureofeating;andherethepainout-
  balancesthepleasure;andasthepainismorevehement,soit
  lastsmuchlonger;forasitbeginsbeforethepleasure,soit
  doesnotceasebutwiththepleasurethatextinguishesit,and
  bothexpiretogether。
  Theythink,therefore,noneofthosepleasuresistobevaluedany
  furtherthanasitisnecessary;yettheyrejoiceinthem,and
  withduegratitudeacknowledgethetendernessofthegreatAuthor
  ofnature,whohasplantedinusappetites,bywhichthosethings
  thatarenecessaryforourpreservationarelikewisemadepleasant
  tous。Forhowmiserableathingwouldlifebe,ifthosedaily
  diseasesofhungerandthirstweretobecarriedoffbysuch
  bitterdrugsaswemustuseforthosediseasesthatreturn
  seldomeruponus?Andthusthesepleasantaswellaspropergifts
  ofnaturemaintainthestrengthandthesprightlinessofour
  bodies。
  Theyalsoentertainthemselveswiththeotherdelightsletinat
  theireyes,theirears,andtheirnostrils,asthepleasant
  relishesandseasoningsoflife,whichnatureseemstohavemarked
  outpeculiarlyforman;sincenoothersortofanimals
  contemplatesthefigureandbeautyoftheuniverse;noris
  delightedwithsmells,anyfurtherthanastheydistinguishmeats
  bythem;nordotheyapprehendtheconcordsordiscordsofsound;
  yetinallpleasureswhatsoevertheytakecarethatalesserjoy
  doesnothinderagreater,andthatpleasuremayneverbreedpain,
  whichtheythinkalwaysfollowsdishonestpleasures。Butthey
  thinkitmadnessforamantowearoutthebeautyofhisface,or
  theforceofhisnaturalstrength;tocorruptthesprightlinessof
  hisbodybyslothandlaziness,ortowasteitbyfasting;thatit
  ismadnesstoweakenthestrengthofhisconstitution,andreject
  theotherdelightsoflife;unlessbyrenouncinghisown
  satisfaction,hecaneitherservethepublicorpromotethe
  happinessofothers,forwhichheexpectsagreaterrecompense
  fromGod。Sothattheylookonsuchacourseoflifeasthemark
  ofamindthatisbothcrueltoitself,andungratefultothe
  Authorofnature,asifwewouldnotbebeholdentoHimforHis
  favors,andthereforerejectallHisblessings;asonewhoshould
  afflicthimselffortheemptyshadowofvirtue;orfornobetter
  endthantorenderhimselfcapableofbearingthosemisfortunes
  whichpossiblywillneverhappen。