Whichhadyourather,thatthemostjustlawNowtookyourbrother’slife;or,toredeemhim,GiveupyourbodytosuchsweetuncleannessAsshethathehathstain’d?ISABELLASir,believethis,Ihadrathergivemybodythanmysoul。ANGELOItalknotofyoursoul:ourcompell’dsinsStandmorefornumberthanforaccompt。ISABELLAHowsayyou?ANGELONay,I’llnotwarrantthat;forIcanspeakAgainstthethingIsay。Answertothis:
I,nowthevoiceoftherecordedlaw,Pronounceasentenceonyourbrother’slife:
MighttherenotbeacharityinsinTosavethisbrother’slife?ISABELLAPleaseyoutodo’t,I’lltakeitasaperiltomysoul,Itisnosinatall,butcharity。ANGELOPleasedyoutodo’tatperilofyoursoul,Wereequalpoiseofsinandcharity。ISABELLAThatIdobeghislife,ifitbesin,Heavenletmebearit!yougrantingofmysuit,Ifthatbesin,I’llmakeitmymornprayerTohaveitaddedtothefaultsofmine,Andnothingofyouranswer。ANGELONay,buthearme。
Yoursensepursuesnotmine:eitheryouareignorant,Orseemsocraftily;andthat’snotgood。ISABELLALetmebeignorant,andinnothinggood,ButgraciouslytoknowIamnobetter。ANGELOThuswisdomwishestoappearmostbrightWhenitdothtaxitself;astheseblackmasksProclaimanenshieldbeautytentimeslouderThanbeautycould,display’d。Butmarkme;
Tobereceivedplain,I’llspeakmoregross:
Yourbrotheristodie。ISABELLASo。ANGELOAndhisoffenceisso,asitappears,Accountanttothelawuponthatpain。ISABELLATrue。ANGELOAdmitnootherwaytosavehislife,——
AsIsubscribenotthat,noranyother,Butinthelossofquestion,——thatyou,hissister,Findingyourselfdesiredofsuchaperson,Whosecreditwiththejudge,orowngreatplace,CouldfetchyourbrotherfromthemanaclesOftheall-buildinglaw;andthattherewereNoearthlymeantosavehim,butthateitherYoumustlaydownthetreasuresofyourbodyTothissupposed,orelsetolethimsuffer;
Whatwouldyoudo?ISABELLAAsmuchformypoorbrotherasmyself:
Thatis,wereIunderthetermsofdeath,TheimpressionofkeenwhipsI’ldwearasrubies,Andstripmyselftodeath,astoabedThatlonginghavebeensickfor,ereI’ldyieldMybodyuptoshame。ANGELOThenmustyourbrotherdie。ISABELLAAnd’twerethecheaperway:
Betteritwereabrotherdiedatonce,Thanthatasister,byredeeminghim,Shoulddieforever。ANGELOWerenotyouthenascruelasthesentenceThatyouhaveslander’dso?ISABELLAIgnomyinransomandfreepardonAreoftwohouses:lawfulmercyIsnothingkintofoulredemption。ANGELOYouseem’doflatetomakethelawatyrant;
AndratherprovedtheslidingofyourbrotherAmerrimentthanavice。ISABELLAO,pardonme,mylord;itoftfallsout,Tohavewhatwewouldhave,wespeaknotwhatwemean:
IsomethingdoexcusethethingIhate,ForhisadvantagethatIdearlylove。ANGELOWeareallfrail。ISABELLAElseletmybrotherdie,Ifnotafeodary,butonlyheOweandsucceedthyweakness。ANGELONay,womenarefrailtoo。ISABELLAAy,astheglasseswheretheyviewthemselves;
Whichareaseasybrokeastheymakeforms。
Women!HelpHeaven!mentheircreationmarInprofitingbythem。Nay,callustentimesfrail;
Forwearesoftasourcomplexionsare,Andcreduloustofalseprints。ANGELOIthinkitwell:
Andfromthistestimonyofyourownsex,——
SinceIsupposewearemadetobenostrongerThanfaultsmayshakeourframes,——letmebebold;
Idoarrestyourwords。Bethatyouare,Thatis,awoman;ifyoubemore,you’renone;
Ifyoubeone,asyouarewellexpress’dByallexternalwarrants,showitnow,Byputtingonthedestinedlivery。ISABELLAIhavenotonguebutone:gentlemylord,Letmeentreatyouspeaktheformerlanguage。ANGELOPlainlyconceive,Iloveyou。ISABELLAMybrotherdidloveJuliet,Andyoutellmethatheshalldieforit。ANGELOHeshallnot,Isabel,ifyougivemelove。ISABELLAIknowyourvirtuehathalicencein’t,Whichseemsalittlefoulerthanitis,Topluckonothers。ANGELOBelieveme,onminehonour,Mywordsexpressmypurpose。ISABELLAHa!littlehonourtobemuchbelieved,Andmostperniciouspurpose!Seeming,seeming!
Iwillproclaimthee,Angelo;lookfor’t:
Signmeapresentpardonformybrother,Orwithanoutstretch’dthroatI’lltelltheworldaloudWhatmanthouart。ANGELOWhowillbelievethee,Isabel?
Myunsoil’dname,theausterenessofmylife,Myvouchagainstyou,andmyplacei’thestate,Willsoyouraccusationoverweigh,ThatyoushallstifleinyourownreportAndsmellofcalumny。Ihavebegun,AndnowIgivemysensualracetherein:
Fitthyconsenttomysharpappetite;
Laybyallnicetyandprolixiousblushes,Thatbanishwhattheysuefor;redeemthybrotherByyieldingupthybodytomywill;
Orelsehemustnotonlydiethedeath,ButthyunkindnessshallhisdeathdrawoutTolingeringsufferance。Answermeto-morrow,Or,bytheaffectionthatnowguidesmemost,I’llproveatyranttohim。Asforyou,Saywhatyoucan,myfalseo’erweighsyourtrue。
ExitISABELLATowhomshouldIcomplain?DidItellthis,Whowouldbelieveme?Operilousmouths,Thatbearinthemoneandtheself-sametongue,Eitherofcondemnationorapproof;
Biddingthelawmakecourt’sytotheirwill:
Hookingbothrightandwrongtotheappetite,Tofollowasitdraws!I’lltomybrother:
Thoughhehathfallenbypromptureoftheblood,Yethathheinhimsuchamindofhonour。
That,hadhetwentyheadstotenderdownOntwentybloodyblocks,he’ldyieldthemup,BeforehissistershouldherbodystoopTosuchabhorr’dpollution。
Then,Isabel,livechaste,and,brother,die:
Morethanourbrotherisourchastity。
I’lltellhimyetofAngelo’srequest,Andfithismindtodeath,forhissoul’srest。
ExitACTIIISCENEI。Aroomintheprison。EnterDUKEVINCENTIOdisguisedasbefore,CLAUDIO,andProvostDUKEVINCENTIOSothenyouhopeofpardonfromLordAngelo?CLAUDIOThemiserablehavenoothermedicineButonlyhope:
I’vehopetolive,andampreparedtodie。DUKEVINCENTIOBeabsolutefordeath;eitherdeathorlifeShalltherebybethesweeter。Reasonthuswithlife:
IfIdolosethee,IdoloseathingThatnonebutfoolswouldkeep:abreaththouart,Serviletoalltheskyeyinfluences,Thatdostthishabitation,wherethoukeep’st,Hourlyafflict:merely,thouartdeath’sfool;
Forhimthoulabour’stbythyflighttoshunAndyetrunn’sttowardhimstill。Thouartnotnoble;
Foralltheaccommodationsthatthoubear’stArenursedbybaseness。Thou’rtbynomeansvaliant;
ForthoudostfearthesoftandtenderforkOfapoorworm。Thybestofrestissleep,Andthatthouoftprovokest;yetgrosslyfear’stThydeath,whichisnomore。Thouartnotthyself;
Forthouexist’stonmanyathousandgrainsThatissueoutofdust。Happythouartnot;
Forwhatthouhastnot,stillthoustrivesttoget,Andwhatthouhast,forget’st。Thouartnotcertain;
Forthycomplexionshiftstostrangeeffects,Afterthemoon。Ifthouartrich,thou’rtpoor;
For,likeanasswhosebackwithingotsbows,Thoubear’sthyheavyrichesbutajourney,Anddeathunloadsthee。Friendhastthounone;
Forthineownbowels,whichdocalltheesire,Themereeffusionofthyproperloins,Docursethegout,serpigo,andtherheum,Forendingtheenosooner。Thouhastnoryouthnorage,But,asitwere,anafter-dinner’ssleep,Dreamingonboth;forallthyblessedyouthBecomesasaged,anddothbegthealmsOfpalsiedeld;andwhenthouartoldandrich,Thouhastneitherheat,affection,limb,norbeauty,Tomakethyrichespleasant。What’syetinthisThatbearsthenameoflife?YetinthislifeLiehidmoethousanddeaths:yetdeathwefear,Thatmakestheseoddsalleven。CLAUDIOIhumblythankyou。
Tosuetolive,IfindIseektodie;
And,seekingdeath,findlife:letitcomeon。ISABELLA[Within]What,ho!Peacehere;graceandgoodcompany!ProvostWho’sthere?comein:thewishdeservesawelcome。DUKEVINCENTIODearsir,erelongI’llvisityouagain。CLAUDIOMostholysir,Ithankyou。
EnterISABELLAISABELLAMybusinessisawordortwowithClaudio。ProvostAndverywelcome。Look,signior,here’syoursister。DUKEVINCENTIOProvost,awordwithyou。ProvostAsmanyasyouplease。DUKEVINCENTIOBringmetohearthemspeak,whereImaybeconcealed。
ExeuntDUKEVINCENTIOandProvostCLAUDIONow,sister,what’sthecomfort?ISABELLAWhy,Asallcomfortsare;mostgood,mostgoodindeed。
LordAngelo,havingaffairstoheaven,Intendsyouforhisswiftambassador,Whereyoushallbeaneverlastingleiger:
Thereforeyourbestappointmentmakewithspeed;
To-morrowyouseton。CLAUDIOIstherenoremedy?ISABELLANone,butsuchremedyas,tosaveahead,Tocleaveaheartintwain。CLAUDIOButisthereany?ISABELLAYes,brother,youmaylive:
Thereisadevilishmercyinthejudge,Ifyou’llimploreit,thatwillfreeyourlife,Butfetteryoutilldeath。CLAUDIOPerpetualdurance?ISABELLAAy,just;perpetualdurance,arestraint,Thoughalltheworld’svastidityyouhad,Toadeterminedscope。CLAUDIOButinwhatnature?ISABELLAInsuchaoneas,youconsentingto’t,Wouldbarkyourhonourfromthattrunkyoubear,Andleaveyounaked。CLAUDIOLetmeknowthepoint。ISABELLAO,Idofearthee,Claudio;andIquake,Lestthouafeverouslifeshouldstentertain,AndsixorsevenwintersmorerespectThanaperpetualhonour。Darestthoudie?
Thesenseofdeathismostinapprehension;
Andthepoorbeetle,thatwetreadupon,IncorporalsufferancefindsapangasgreatAswhenagiantdies。CLAUDIOWhygiveyoumethisshame?
ThinkyouIcanaresolutionfetchFromflowerytenderness?IfImustdie,Iwillencounterdarknessasabride,Andhugitinminearms。ISABELLATherespakemybrother;theremyfather’sgraveDidutterforthavoice。Yes,thoumustdie:
ThouarttoonobletoconservealifeInbaseappliances。Thisoutward-sainteddeputy,WhosesettledvisageanddeliberatewordNipsyouthi’theheadandfolliesdothemmewAsfalcondoththefowl,isyetadevilHisfilthwithinbeingcast,hewouldappearApondasdeepashell。CLAUDIOTheprenzieAngelo!ISABELLAO,’tisthecunningliveryofhell,Thedamned’stbodytoinvestandcoverInprenzieguards!Dostthouthink,Claudio?
IfIwouldyieldhimmyvirginity,Thoumightstbefreed。CLAUDIOOheavens!itcannotbe。ISABELLAYes,hewouldgive’tthee,fromthisrankoffence,Sotooffendhimstill。Thisnight’sthetimeThatIshoulddowhatIabhortoname,Orelsethoudiestto-morrow。CLAUDIOThoushaltnotdo’t。ISABELLAO,wereitbutmylife,I’ldthrowitdownforyourdeliveranceAsfranklyasapin。CLAUDIOThanks,dearIsabel。ISABELLABeready,Claudio,foryourdeathtomorrow。CLAUDIOYes。Hasheaffectionsinhim,Thatthuscanmakehimbitethelawbythenose,Whenhewouldforceit?Sure,itisnosin,Orofthedeadlyseven,itistheleast。ISABELLAWhichistheleast?CLAUDIOIfitweredamnable,hebeingsowise,WhywouldheforthemomentarytrickBeperdurablyfined?OIsabel!ISABELLAWhatsaysmybrother?CLAUDIODeathisafearfulthing。ISABELLAAndshamedlifeahateful。CLAUDIOAy,buttodie,andgoweknownotwhere;
Tolieincoldobstructionandtorot;
ThissensiblewarmmotiontobecomeAkneadedclod;andthedelightedspiritTobatheinfieryfloods,ortoresideInthrillingregionofthick-ribbedice;
Tobeimprison’dintheviewlesswinds,AndblownwithrestlessviolenceroundaboutThependentworld;ortobeworsethanworstOfthosethatlawlessandincertainthoughtImaginehowling:’tistoohorrible!
TheweariestandmostloathedworldlylifeThatage,ache,penuryandimprisonmentCanlayonnatureisaparadiseTowhatwefearofdeath。ISABELLAAlas,alas!CLAUDIOSweetsister,letmelive:
Whatsinyoudotosaveabrother’slife,NaturedispenseswiththedeedsofarThatitbecomesavirtue。ISABELLAOyoubeast!
Ofaithlesscoward!Odishonestwretch!
Wiltthoubemadeamanoutofmyvice?
Is’tnotakindofincest,totakelifeFromthineownsister’sshame?WhatshouldI
think?
Heavenshieldmymotherplay’dmyfatherfair!
ForsuchawarpedslipofwildernessNe’erissuedfromhisblood。Takemydefiance!
Die,perish!MightbutmybendingdownReprievetheefromthyfate,itshouldproceed:
I’llprayathousandprayersforthydeath,Nowordtosavethee。CLAUDIONay,hearme,Isabel。ISABELLAO,fie,fie,fie!
Thysin’snotaccidental,butatrade。
Mercytotheewouldproveitselfabawd:
’Tisbestthoudiestquickly。CLAUDIOOhearme,Isabella!
Re-enterDUKEVINCENTIODUKEVINCENTIOVouchsafeaword,youngsister,butoneword。ISABELLAWhatisyourwill?DUKEVINCENTIOMightyoudispensewithyourleisure,Iwouldbyandbyhavesomespeechwithyou:thesatisfactionI
wouldrequireislikewiseyourownbenefit。ISABELLAIhavenosuperfluousleisure;mystaymustbestolenoutofotheraffairs;butIwillattendyouawhile。
WalksapartDUKEVINCENTIOSon,Ihaveoverheardwhathathpassedbetweenyouandyoursister。Angelohadneverthepurposetocorrupther;onlyhehathmadeanessayofhervirtuetopractisehisjudgmentwiththedispositionofnatures:she,havingthetruthofhonourinher,hathmadehimthatgraciousdenialwhichheismostgladtoreceive。IamconfessortoAngelo,andI
knowthistobetrue;thereforeprepareyourselftodeath:donotsatisfyyourresolutionwithhopesthatarefallible:tomorrowyoumustdie;gotoyourkneesandmakeready。CLAUDIOLetmeaskmysisterpardon。IamsooutoflovewithlifethatIwillsuetoberidofit。DUKEVINCENTIOHoldyouthere:farewell。
ExitCLAUDIO
Provost,awordwithyou!
Re-enterProvostProvostWhat’syourwill,fatherDUKEVINCENTIOThatnowyouarecome,youwillbegone。
Leavemeawhilewiththemaid:mymindpromiseswithmyhabitnolossshalltouchherbymycompany。ProvostIngoodtime。
ExitProvost。ISABELLAcomesforwardDUKEVINCENTIOThehandthathathmadeyoufairhathmadeyougood:
thegoodnessthatischeapinbeautymakesbeautybriefingoodness;butgrace,beingthesoulofyourcomplexion,shallkeepthebodyofiteverfair。TheassaultthatAngelohathmadetoyou,fortunehathconveyedtomyunderstanding;and,butthatfrailtyhathexamplesforhisfalling,I
shouldwonderatAngelo。Howwillyoudotocontentthissubstitute,andtosaveyourbrother?ISABELLAIamnowgoingtoresolvehim:Ihadrathermybrotherdiebythelawthanmysonshouldbeunlawfullyborn。But,O,howmuchisthegooddukedeceivedinAngelo!IfeverhereturnandIcanspeaktohim,Iwillopenmylipsinvain,ordiscoverhisgovernment。DUKEVINCENTIOThatshallnotbemuchamiss:Yet,asthematternowstands,hewillavoidyouraccusation;hemadetrialofyouonly。Thereforefastenyourearonmyadvisings:totheloveIhaveindoinggoodaremedypresentsitself。Idomakemyselfbelievethatyoumaymostuprighteouslydoapoorwrongedladyameritedbenefit;redeemyourbrotherfromtheangrylaw;donostaintoyourowngraciousperson;andmuchpleasetheabsentduke,ifperadventureheshalleverreturntohavehearingofthisbusiness。ISABELLALetmehearyouspeakfarther。Ihavespirittodoanythingthatappearsnotfoulinthetruthofmyspirit。DUKEVINCENTIOVirtueisbold,andgoodnessneverfearful。
HaveyounotheardspeakofMariana,thesisterofFrederickthegreatsoldierwhomiscarriedatsea?ISABELLAIhaveheardofthelady,andgoodwordswentwithhername。DUKEVINCENTIOSheshouldthisAngelohavemarried;
wasaffiancedtoherbyoath,andthenuptialappointed:betweenwhichtimeofthecontractandlimitofthesolemnity,herbrotherFrederickwaswreckedatsea,havinginthatperishedvesselthedowryofhissister。Butmarkhowheavilythisbefelltothepoorgentlewoman:thereshelostanobleandrenownedbrother,inhislovetowardherevermostkindandnatural;withhim,theportionandsinewofherfortune,hermarriage-dowry;withboth,hercombinatehusband,thiswell-seemingAngelo。ISABELLACanthisbeso?didAngelosoleaveher?DUKEVINCENTIOLeftherinhertears,anddriednotoneofthemwithhiscomfort;swallowedhisvowswhole,pretendinginherdiscoveriesofdishonour:infew,bestowedheronherownlamentation,whichsheyetwearsforhissake;andhe,amarbletohertears,iswashedwiththem,butrelentsnot。ISABELLAWhatameritwereitindeathtotakethispoormaidfromtheworld!Whatcorruptioninthislife,thatitwillletthismanlive!Buthowoutofthiscansheavail?DUKEVINCENTIOItisarupturethatyoumayeasilyheal:
andthecureofitnotonlysavesyourbrother,butkeepsyoufromdishonourindoingit。ISABELLAShowmehow,goodfather。DUKEVINCENTIOThisforenamedmaidhathyetinherthecontinuanceofherfirstaffection:hisunjustunkindness,thatinallreasonshouldhavequenchedherlove,hath,likeanimpedimentinthecurrent,madeitmoreviolentandunruly。GoyoutoAngelo;answerhisrequiringwithaplausibleobedience;agreewithhisdemandstothepoint;onlyreferyourselftothisadvantage,first,thatyourstaywithhimmaynotbelong;thatthetimemayhaveallshadowandsilenceinit;andtheplaceanswertoconvenience。
Thisbeinggrantedincourse,——andnowfollowsall,——weshalladvisethiswrongedmaidtosteadupyourappointment,goinyourplace;iftheencounteracknowledgeitselfhereafter,itmaycompelhimtoherrecompense:andhere,bythis,isyourbrothersaved,yourhonouruntainted,thepoorMarianaadvantaged,andthecorruptdeputyscaled。ThemaidwillIframeandmakefitforhisattempt。Ifyouthinkwelltocarrythisasyoumay,thedoublenessofthebenefitdefendsthedeceitfromreproof。
Whatthinkyouofit?ISABELLATheimageofitgivesmecontentalready;
andI
trustitwillgrowtoamostprosperousperfection。DUKEVINCENTIOItliesmuchinyourholdingup。HasteyouspeedilytoAngelo:ifforthisnightheentreatyoutohisbed,givehimpromiseofsatisfaction。IwillpresentlytoSaintLuke’s:there,atthemoatedgrange,residesthisdejectedMariana。Atthatplacecalluponme;anddispatchwithAngelo,thatitmaybequickly。ISABELLAIthankyouforthiscomfort。Fareyouwell,goodfather。
ExeuntseverallySCENEII。Thestreetbeforetheprison。Enter,ononeside,DUKEVINCENTIOdisguisedasbefore;
ontheother,ELBOW,andOfficerswithPOMPEYELBOWNay,iftherebenoremedyforit,butthatyouwillneedsbuyandsellmenandwomenlikebeasts,weshallhavealltheworlddrinkbrownandwhitebastard。DUKEVINCENTIOOheavens!whatstuffisherePOMPEY’Twasnevermerryworldsince,oftwousuries,themerriestwasputdown,andtheworserallowedbyorderoflawafurredgowntokeephimwarm;andfurredwithfoxandlamb-skinstoo,tosignify,thatcraft,beingricherthaninnocency,standsforthefacing。ELBOWComeyourway,sir。’Blessyou,goodfatherfriar。DUKEVINCENTIOAndyou,goodbrotherfather。Whatoffencehaththismanmadeyou,sir?ELBOWMarry,sir,hehathoffendedthelaw:
and,sir,wetakehimtobeathieftoo,sir;forwehavefounduponhim,sir,astrangepicklock,whichwehavesenttothedeputy。DUKEVINCENTIOFie,sirrah!abawd,awickedbawd!
Theevilthatthoucausesttobedone,Thatisthymeanstolive。DothoubutthinkWhat’tistocramamaworclotheabackFromsuchafilthyvice:saytothyself,FromtheirabominableandbeastlytouchesIdrink,Ieat,arraymyself,andlive。
Canstthoubelievethylivingisalife,Sostinkinglydepending?Gomend,gomend。POMPEYIndeed,itdoesstinkinsomesort,sir;
butyet,sir,Iwouldprove——DUKEVINCENTIONay,ifthedevilhavegiventheeproofsforsin,Thouwiltprovehis。Takehimtoprison,officer:
CorrectionandinstructionmustbothworkErethisrudebeastwillprofit。ELBOWHemustbeforethedeputy,sir;hehasgivenhimwarning:thedeputycannotabideawhoremaster:
ifhebeawhoremonger,andcomesbeforehim,hewereasgoodgoamileonhiserrand。DUKEVINCENTIOThatwewereall,assomewouldseemtobe,Fromourfaults,asfaultsfromseeming,free!ELBOWHisneckwillcometoyourwaist,——acord,sir。POMPEYIspycomfort;Icrybail。Here’sagentlemanandafriendofmine。
EnterLUCIOLUCIOHownow,noblePompey!What,atthewheelsofCaesar?artthouledintriumph?What,istherenoneofPygmalion’simages,newlymadewoman,tobehadnow,forputtingthehandinthepocketandextractingitclutch’d?Whatreply,ha?Whatsayestthoutothistune,matterandmethod?Is’tnotdrownedi’thelastrain,ha?Whatsayestthou,Trot?Istheworldasitwas,man?Whichistheway?Isitsad,andfewwords?orhow?Thetrickofit?DUKEVINCENTIOStillthus,andthus;stillworse!LUCIOHowdothmydearmorsel,thymistress?
Procuresshestill,ha?POMPEYTroth,sir,shehatheatenupallherbeef,andsheisherselfinthetub。LUCIOWhy,’tisgood;itistherightofit;
itmustbeso:everyourfreshwhoreandyourpowderedbawd:
anunshunnedconsequence;itmustbeso。Artgoingtoprison,Pompey?POMPEYYes,faith,sir。LUCIOWhy,’tisnotamiss,Pompey。Farewell:
go,sayI
senttheethither。Fordebt,Pompey?orhow?ELBOWForbeingabawd,forbeingabawd。LUCIOWell,then,imprisonhim:ifimprisonmentbethedueofabawd,why,’tishisright:bawdishedoubtless,andofantiquitytoo;bawd-born。
Farewell,goodPompey。Commendmetotheprison,Pompey:youwillturngoodhusbandnow,Pompey;
youwillkeepthehouse。POMPEYIhope,sir,yourgoodworshipwillbemybail。LUCIONo,indeed,willInot,Pompey;itisnotthewear。
Iwillpray,Pompey,toincreaseyourbondage:
Ifyoutakeitnotpatiently,why,yourmettleisthemore。Adieu,trustyPompey。’Blessyou,friar。DUKEVINCENTIOAndyou。LUCIODoesBridgetpaintstill,Pompey,ha?ELBOWComeyourways,sir;come。POMPEYYouwillnotbailme,then,sir?LUCIOThen,Pompey,nornow。Whatnewsabroad,friar?
whatnews?ELBOWComeyourways,sir;come。LUCIOGotokennel,Pompey;go。
ExeuntELBOW,POMPEYandOfficersWhatnews,friar,oftheduke?DUKEVINCENTIOIknownone。Canyoutellmeofany?LUCIOSomesayheiswiththeEmperorofRussia;
othersome,heisinRome:butwhereishe,thinkyou?DUKEVINCENTIOIknownotwhere;butwheresoever,Iwishhimwell。LUCIOItwasamadfantasticaltrickofhimtostealfromthestate,andusurpthebeggaryhewasneverbornto。LordAngelodukesitwellinhisabsence;
heputstransgressionto’t。DUKEVINCENTIOHedoeswellin’t。LUCIOAlittlemorelenitytolecherywoulddonoharminhim:somethingtoocrabbedthatway,friar。DUKEVINCENTIOItistoogeneralavice,andseveritymustcureit。LUCIOYes,ingoodsooth,theviceisofagreatkindred;
itiswellallied:butitisimpossibletoextirpitquite,friar,tilleatinganddrinkingbeputdown。TheysaythisAngelowasnotmadebymanandwomanafterthisdownrightwayofcreation:isittrue,thinkyou?DUKEVINCENTIOHowshouldhebemade,then?LUCIOSomereportasea-maidspawnedhim;some,thathewasbegotbetweentwostock-fishes。Butitiscertainthatwhenhemakeswaterhisurineiscongealedice;thatIknowtobetrue:andheisamotiongenerative;that’sinfallible。DUKEVINCENTIOYouarepleasant,sir,andspeakapace。LUCIOWhy,whataruthlessthingisthisinhim,fortherebellionofacodpiecetotakeawaythelifeofaman!Wouldthedukethatisabsenthavedonethis?
Erehewouldhavehangedamanforthegettingahundredbastards,hewouldhavepaidforthenursingathousand:hehadsomefeelingofthesport:
heknewtheservice,andthatinstructedhimtomercy。DUKEVINCENTIOIneverheardtheabsentdukemuchdetectedforwomen;hewasnotinclinedthatway。LUCIOO,sir,youaredeceived。DUKEVINCENTIO’Tisnotpossible。LUCIOWho,nottheduke?yes,yourbeggaroffifty;andhisusewastoputaducatinherclack-dish:
thedukehadcrotchetsinhim。Hewouldbedrunktoo;
thatletmeinformyou。DUKEVINCENTIOYoudohimwrong,surely。LUCIOSir,Iwasaninwardofhis。Ashyfellowwastheduke:andIbelieveIknowthecauseofhiswithdrawing。DUKEVINCENTIOWhat,Iprithee,mightbethecause?LUCIONo,pardon;’tisasecretmustbelockedwithintheteethandthelips:butthisIcanletyouunderstand,thegreaterfileofthesubjectheldtheduketobewise。DUKEVINCENTIOWise!why,noquestionbuthewas。LUCIOAverysuperficial,ignorant,unweighingfellow。DUKEVINCENTIOEitherthisistheenvyinyou,folly,ormistaking:
theverystreamofhislifeandthebusinesshehathhelmedmustuponawarrantedneedgivehimabetterproclamation。Lethimbebuttestimoniedinhisownbringings-forth,andheshallappeartotheenviousascholar,astatesmanandasoldier。
Thereforeyouspeakunskilfully:orifyourknowledgebemoreitismuchdarkenedinyourmalice。LUCIOSir,Iknowhim,andIlovehim。DUKEVINCENTIOLovetalkswithbetterknowledge,andknowledgewithdearerlove。LUCIOCome,sir,IknowwhatIknow。DUKEVINCENTIOIcanhardlybelievethat,sinceyouknownotwhatyouspeak。But,ifeverthedukereturn,asourprayersarehemay,letmedesireyoutomakeyouranswerbeforehim。Ifitbehonestyouhavespoke,youhavecouragetomaintainit:Iamboundtocalluponyou;and,Iprayyou,yourname?LUCIOSir,mynameisLucio;wellknowntotheduke。DUKEVINCENTIOHeshallknowyoubetter,sir,ifImaylivetoreportyou。LUCIOIfearyounot。DUKEVINCENTIOO,youhopethedukewillreturnnomore;
oryouimaginemetoounhurtfulanopposite。ButindeedI
candoyoulittleharm;you’llforswearthisagain。LUCIOI’llbehangedfirst:thouartdeceivedinme,friar。Butnomoreofthis。CanstthoutellifClaudiodieto-morroworno?DUKEVINCENTIOWhyshouldhedie,sir?LUCIOWhy?Forfillingabottlewithatundish。
Iwouldthedukewetalkofwerereturnedagain:theungenituredagentwillunpeopletheprovincewithcontinency;sparrowsmustnotbuildinhishouse-eaves,becausetheyarelecherous。Thedukeyetwouldhavedarkdeedsdarklyanswered;hewouldneverbringthemtolight:wouldhewerereturned!
Marry,thisClaudioiscondemnedforuntrussing。
Farewell,goodfriar:Iprithee,prayforme。
Theduke,Isaytotheeagain,wouldeatmuttononFridays。He’snotpastityet,andIsaytothee,hewouldmouthwithabeggar,thoughshesmeltbrownbreadandgarlic:saythatIsaidso。Farewell。
ExitDUKEVINCENTIONomightnorgreatnessinmortalityCancensure’scape;back-woundingcalumnyThewhitestvirtuestrikes。WhatkingsostrongCantiethegallupintheslanderoustongue?
Butwhocomeshere?
EnterESCALUS,Provost,andOfficerswithMISTRESSOVERDONEESCALUSGo;awaywithhertoprison!MISTRESSOVERDONEGoodmylord,begoodtome;yourhonourisaccountedamercifulman;goodmylord。ESCALUSDoubleandtrebleadmonition,andstillforfeitinthesamekind!Thiswouldmakemercyswearandplaythetyrant。ProvostAbawdofelevenyears’continuance,mayitpleaseyourhonour。MISTRESSOVERDONEMylord,thisisoneLucio’sinformationagainstme。
MistressKateKeepdownwaswithchildbyhimintheduke’stime;hepromisedhermarriage:hischildisayearandaquarterold,comePhilipandJacob:
Ihavekeptitmyself;andseehowhegoesabouttoabuseme!ESCALUSThatfellowisafellowofmuchlicence:
lethimbecalledbeforeus。Awaywithhertoprison!Goto;
nomorewords。
ExeuntOfficerswithMISTRESSOVERDONE
Provost,mybrotherAngelowillnotbealtered;
Claudiomustdieto-morrow:lethimbefurnishedwithdivines,andhaveallcharitablepreparation。
ifmybrotherwroughtbymypity,itshouldnotbesowithhim。ProvostSopleaseyou,thisfriarhathbeenwithhim,andadvisedhimfortheentertainmentofdeath。ESCALUSGoodeven,goodfather。DUKEVINCENTIOBlissandgoodnessonyou!ESCALUSOfwhenceareyou?DUKEVINCENTIONotofthiscountry,thoughmychanceisnowTouseitformytime:IamabrotherOfgraciousorder,latecomefromtheSeeInspecialbusinessfromhisholiness。ESCALUSWhatnewsabroadi’theworld?DUKEVINCENTIONone,butthatthereissogreatafeverongoodness,thatthedissolutionofitmustcureit:
noveltyisonlyinrequest;anditisasdangeroustobeagedinanykindofcourse,asitisvirtuoustobeconstantinanyundertaking。Thereisscarcetruthenoughalivetomakesocietiessecure;
butsecurityenoughtomakefellowshipsaccurst:
muchuponthisriddlerunsthewisdomoftheworld。
Thisnewsisoldenough,yetitiseveryday’snews。
I
prayyou,sir,ofwhatdispositionwastheduke?ESCALUSOnethat,aboveallotherstrifes,contendedespeciallytoknowhimself。DUKEVINCENTIOWhatpleasurewashegivento?ESCALUSRatherrejoicingtoseeanothermerry,thanmerryatanythingwhichprofessedtomakehimrejoice:
agentlemanofalltemperance。Butleavewehimtohisevents,withaprayertheymayproveprosperous;
andletmedesiretoknowhowyoufindClaudioprepared。Iammadetounderstandthatyouhavelenthimvisitation。DUKEVINCENTIOHeprofessestohavereceivednosinistermeasurefromhisjudge,butmostwillinglyhumbleshimselftothedeterminationofjustice:yethadheframedtohimself,bytheinstructionofhisfrailty,manydeceivingpromisesoflife;whichIbymygoodleisurehavediscreditedtohim,andnowisheresolvedtodie。ESCALUSYouhavepaidtheheavensyourfunction,andtheprisonertheverydebtofyourcalling。Ihavelabouredforthepoorgentlemantotheextremestshoreofmymodesty:butmybrotherjusticehaveI
foundsosevere,thathehathforcedmetotellhimheisindeedJustice。DUKEVINCENTIOIfhisownlifeanswerthestraitnessofhisproceeding,itshallbecomehimwell;whereinifhechancetofail,hehathsentencedhimself。ESCALUSIamgoingtovisittheprisoner。Fareyouwell。DUKEVINCENTIOPeacebewithyou!
ExeuntESCALUSandProvostHewhotheswordofheavenwillbearShouldbeasholyassevere;
Patterninhimselftoknow,Gracetostand,andvirtuego;
MorenorlesstootherspayingThanbyself-offencesweighing。
ShametohimwhosecruelstrikingKillsforfaultsofhisownliking!
TwicetrebleshameonAngelo,Toweedmyviceandlethisgrow!
O,whatmaymanwithinhimhide,Thoughangelontheoutwardside!
Howmaylikenessmadeincrimes,Makingpractiseonthetimes,Todrawwithidlespiders’stringsMostponderousandsubstantialthings!
CraftagainstviceImustapply:
WithAngeloto-nightshalllieHisoldbetrothedbutdespised;
Sodisguiseshall,bythedisguised,Paywithfalsehoodfalseexacting,Andperformanoldcontracting。
ExitACTIVSCENEI。ThemoatedgrangeatST。LUKE’s。EnterMARIANAandaBoyBoysingsTake,O,takethoselipsaway,Thatsosweetlywereforsworn;
Andthoseeyes,thebreakofday,Lightsthatdomisleadthemorn:
Butmykissesbringagain,bringagain;
Sealsoflove,butsealedinvain,sealedinvain。MARIANABreakoffthysong,andhastetheequickaway:
Herecomesamanofcomfort,whoseadviceHathoftenstill’dmybrawlingdiscontent。
ExitBoyEnterDUKEVINCENTIOdisguisedasbeforeIcryyoumercy,sir;andwellcouldwishYouhadnotfoundmeheresomusical:
Letmeexcuseme,andbelievemeso,Mymirthitmuchdispleased,butpleasedmywoe。DUKEVINCENTIO’Tisgood;thoughmusicofthathsuchacharmTomakebadgood,andgoodprovoketoharm。
Ipray,you,tellme,hathanybodyinquiredformehereto-day?muchuponthistimehaveIpromisedheretomeet。MARIANAYouhavenotbeeninquiredafter:
Ihavesathereallday。
EnterISABELLADUKEVINCENTIOIdoconstantlybelieveyou。Thetimeiscomeevennow。Ishallcraveyourforbearancealittle:
maybeIwillcalluponyouanon,forsomeadvantagetoyourself。MARIANAIamalwaysboundtoyou。
ExitDUKEVINCENTIOVerywellmet,andwellcome。
Whatisthenewsfromthisgooddeputy?ISABELLAHehathagardencircummuredwithbrick,Whosewesternsideiswithavineyardback’d;
Andtothatvineyardisaplanchedgate,Thatmakeshisopeningwiththisbiggerkey:
ThisotherdothcommandalittledoorWhichfromthevineyardtothegardenleads;
TherehaveImademypromiseUpontheheavymiddleofthenightTocalluponhim。DUKEVINCENTIOButshallyouonyourknowledgefindthisway?ISABELLAIhaveta’enadueandwarynoteupon’t:
Withwhisperingandmostguiltydiligence,Inactionallofprecept,hedidshowmeThewaytwiceo’er。DUKEVINCENTIOAretherenoothertokensBetweenyou’greedconcerningherobservance?ISABELLANo,none,butonlyarepairi’thedark;
AndthatIhavepossess’dhimmymoststayCanbebutbrief;forIhavemadehimknowIhaveaservantcomeswithmealong,Thatstaysuponme,whosepersuasionisIcomeaboutmybrother。DUKEVINCENTIO’Tiswellborneup。
IhavenotyetmadeknowntoMarianaAwordofthis。What,ho!within!comeforth!
Re-enterMARIANA
Iprayyou,beacquaintedwiththismaid;
Shecomestodoyougood。ISABELLAIdodesirethelike。DUKEVINCENTIODoyoupersuadeyourselfthatIrespectyou?MARIANAGoodfriar,Iknowyoudo,andhavefoundit。DUKEVINCENTIOTake,then,thisyourcompanionbythehand,Whohathastoryreadyforyourear。
Ishallattendyourleisure:butmakehaste;
Thevaporousnightapproaches。MARIANAWill’tpleaseyouwalkaside?
ExeuntMARIANAandISABELLADUKEVINCENTIOOplaceandgreatness!millionsoffalseeyesArestuckuponthee:volumesofreportRunwiththesefalseandmostcontrariousquestsUponthydoings:thousandescapesofwitMaketheethefatheroftheiridledreamsAndracktheeintheirfancies。
Re-enterMARIANAandISABELLA
Welcome,howagreed?ISABELLAShe’lltaketheenterpriseuponher,father,Ifyouadviseit。DUKEVINCENTIOItisnotmyconsent,Butmyentreatytoo。ISABELLALittlehaveyoutosayWhenyoudepartfromhim,but,softandlow,’Remembernowmybrother。’MARIANAFearmenot。DUKEVINCENTIONor,gentledaughter,fearyounotatall。
Heisyourhusbandonapre-contract:
Tobringyouthustogether,’tisnosin,SiththatthejusticeofyourtitletohimDothflourishthedeceit。Come,letusgo:
Ourcorn’storeap,foryetourtithe’stosow。
ExeuntSCENEII。Aroomintheprison。EnterProvostandPOMPEYProvostComehither,sirrah。Canyoucutoffaman’shead?POMPEYIfthemanbeabachelor,sir,Ican;butifhebeamarriedman,he’shiswife’shead,andIcannevercutoffawoman’shead。ProvostCome,sir,leavemeyoursnatches,andyieldmeadirectanswer。To-morrowmorningaretodieClaudioandBarnardine。Hereisinourprisonacommonexecutioner,whoinhisofficelacksahelper:
ifyouwilltakeitonyoutoassisthim,itshallredeemyoufromyourgyves;ifnot,youshallhaveyourfulltimeofimprisonmentandyourdeliverancewithanunpitiedwhipping,foryouhavebeenanotoriousbawd。POMPEYSir,Ihavebeenanunlawfulbawdtimeoutofmind;
butyetIwillbecontenttobealawfulhangman。
I
wouldbegladtoreceivesomeinstructionfrommyfellowpartner。ProvostWhat,ho!Abhorson!Where’sAbhorson,there?
EnterABHORSONABHORSONDoyoucall,sir?ProvostSirrah,here’safellowwillhelpyouto-morrowinyourexecution。Ifyouthinkitmeet,compoundwithhimbytheyear,andlethimabideherewithyou;
ifnot,usehimforthepresentanddismisshim。
Hecannotpleadhisestimationwithyou;hehathbeenabawd。ABHORSONAbawd,sir?fieuponhim!hewilldiscreditourmystery。ProvostGoto,sir;youweighequally;afeatherwillturnthescale。
ExitPOMPEYPray,sir,byyourgoodfavour,——forsurely,sir,agoodfavouryouhave,butthatyouhaveahanginglook,——doyoucall,sir,youroccupationamystery?ABHORSONAy,sir;amysteryPOMPEYPainting,sir,Ihaveheardsay,isamystery;andyourwhores,sir,beingmembersofmyoccupation,usingpainting,doprovemyoccupationamystery:
butwhatmysterythereshouldbeinhanging,ifI
shouldbehanged,Icannotimagine。ABHORSONSir,itisamystery。POMPEYProof?ABHORSONEverytrueman’sapparelfitsyourthief:
ifitbetoolittleforyourthief,yourtruemanthinksitbigenough;ifitbetoobigforyourthief,yourthiefthinksitlittleenough:soeverytrueman’sapparelfitsyourthief。
Re-enterProvostProvostAreyouagreed?POMPEYSir,Iwillservehim;forIdofindyourhangmanisamorepenitenttradethanyourbawd;hedothofteneraskforgiveness。ProvostYou,sirrah,provideyourblockandyouraxeto-morrowfouro’clock。ABHORSONComeon,bawd;Iwillinstructtheeinmytrade;follow。POMPEYIdodesiretolearn,sir:andIhope,ifyouhaveoccasiontousemeforyourownturn,youshallfindmeyare;fortruly,sir,foryourkindnessIoweyouagoodturn。ProvostCallhitherBarnardineandClaudio:
ExeuntPOMPEYandABHORSON
Theonehasmypity;notajottheother,Beingamurderer,thoughheweremybrother。
EnterCLAUDIO
Look,here’sthewarrant,Claudio,forthydeath:
’Tisnowdeadmidnight,andbyeightto-morrowThoumustbemadeimmortal。Where’sBarnardine?CLAUDIOAsfastlock’dupinsleepasguiltlesslabourWhenitliesstarklyinthetraveller’sbones:
Hewillnotwake。ProvostWhocandogoodonhim?
Well,go,prepareyourself。
KnockingwithinBut,hark,whatnoise?
Heavengiveyourspiritscomfort!
ExitCLAUDIO
Byandby。
IhopeitissomepardonorreprieveForthemostgentleClaudio。
EnterDUKEVINCENTIOdisguisedasbeforeWelcomefather。DUKEVINCENTIOThebestandwholesomestspirtsofthenightEnvelopeyou,goodProvost!Whocall’dhereoflate?ProvostNone,sincethecurfewrung。DUKEVINCENTIONotIsabel?ProvostNo。DUKEVINCENTIOTheywill,then,ere’tbelong。ProvostWhatcomfortisforClaudio?DUKEVINCENTIOThere’ssomeinhope。ProvostItisabitterdeputy。DUKEVINCENTIONotso,notso;hislifeisparallel’dEvenwiththestrokeandlineofhisgreatjustice:
HedothwithholyabstinencesubdueThatinhimselfwhichhespursonhispowerToqualifyinothers:werehemeal’dwiththatWhichhecorrects,thenwerehetyrannous;
Butthisbeingso,he’sjust。
KnockingwithinNowaretheycome。
ExitProvostThisisagentleprovost:seldomwhenThesteeledgaoleristhefriendofmen。
KnockingwithinHownow!whatnoise?Thatspirit’spossessedwithhasteThatwoundstheunsistingposternwiththesestrokes。
Re-enterProvostProvostTherehemuststayuntiltheofficerArisetolethimin:heiscall’dup。DUKEVINCENTIOHaveyounocountermandforClaudioyet,Buthemustdieto-morrow?ProvostNone,sir,none。DUKEVINCENTIOAsnearthedawning,provost,asitis,Youshallhearmoreeremorning。ProvostHappilyYousomethingknow;yetIbelievetherecomesNocountermand;nosuchexamplehavewe:
Besides,upontheverysiegeofjusticeLordAngelohathtothepublicearProfess’dthecontrary。
EnteraMessengerThisishislordship’sman。DUKEVINCENTIOAndherecomesClaudio’spardon。Messenger[Givingapaper]
Mylordhathsentyouthisnote;andbymethisfurthercharge,thatyouswervenotfromthesmallestarticleofit,neitherintime,matter,orothercircumstance。Goodmorrow;for,asItakeit,itisalmostday。ProvostIshallobeyhim。
ExitMessengerDUKEVINCENTIO[Aside]Thisishispardon,purchasedbysuchsinForwhichthepardonerhimselfisin。
Hencehathoffencehisquickcelerity,Whenitisborninhighauthority:
Whenvicemakesmercy,mercy’ssoextended,Thatforthefault’sloveistheoffenderfriended。
Now,sir,whatnews?ProvostItoldyou。LordAngelo,belikethinkingmeremissinmineoffice,awakensmewiththisunwontedputting-on;methinksstrangely,forhehathnotuseditbefore。DUKEVINCENTIOPrayyou,let’shear。Provost[Reads]
’Whatsoeveryoumayheartothecontrary,letClaudiobeexecutedbyfouroftheclock;andintheafternoonBarnardine:formybettersatisfaction,letmehaveClaudio’sheadsentmebyfive。Letthisbedulyperformed;withathoughtthatmoredependsonitthanwemustyetdeliver。Thusfailnottodoyouroffice,asyouwillansweritatyourperil。’
Whatsayyoutothis,sir?DUKEVINCENTIOWhatisthatBarnardinewhoistobeexecutedintheafternoon?ProvostABohemianborn,butherenursedunandbred;onethatisaprisonernineyearsold。DUKEVINCENTIOHowcameitthattheabsentdukehadnoteitherdeliveredhimtohislibertyorexecutedhim?
I
havehearditwaseverhismannertodoso。ProvostHisfriendsstillwroughtreprievesforhim:and,indeed,hisfact,tillnowinthegovernmentofLordAngelo,camenottoanundoubtfulproof。DUKEVINCENTIOItisnowapparent?ProvostMostmanifest,andnotdeniedbyhimself。DUKEVINCENTIOHathhebornhimselfpenitentlyinprison?
howseemshetobetouched?ProvostAmanthatapprehendsdeathnomoredreadfullybutasadrunkensleep;careless,reckless,andfearlessofwhat’spast,present,ortocome;insensibleofmortality,anddesperatelymortal。DUKEVINCENTIOHewantsadvice。ProvostHewillhearnone:hehathevermorehadthelibertyoftheprison;givehimleavetoescapehence,hewouldnot:drunkmanytimesaday,ifnotmanydaysentirelydrunk。Wehaveveryoftawakedhim,asiftocarryhimtoexecution,andshowedhimaseemingwarrantforit:ithathnotmovedhimatall。DUKEVINCENTIOMoreofhimanon。Thereiswritteninyourbrow,provost,honestyandconstancy:ifIreaditnottruly,myancientskillbeguilesme;but,intheboldnessofmycunning,Iwilllaymyselfinhazard。
Claudio,whomhereyouhavewarranttoexecute,isnogreaterforfeittothelawthanAngelowhohathsentencedhim。Tomakeyouunderstandthisinamanifestedeffect,Icravebutfourdays’respite;
forthewhichyouaretodomebothapresentandadangerouscourtesy。ProvostPray,sir,inwhat?DUKEVINCENTIOInthedelayingdeath。ProvostAlack,howmayIdoit,havingthehourlimited,andanexpresscommand,underpenalty,todeliverhisheadintheviewofAngelo?ImaymakemycaseasClaudio’s,tocrossthisinthesmallest。DUKEVINCENTIOBythevowofmineorderIwarrantyou,ifmyinstructionsmaybeyourguide。LetthisBarnardinebethismorningexecuted,andhisheadborntoAngelo。ProvostAngelohathseenthemboth,andwilldiscoverthefavour。DUKEVINCENTIOO,death’sagreatdisguiser;andyoumayaddtoit。
Shavethehead,andtiethebeard;andsayitwasthedesireofthepenitenttobesobaredbeforehisdeath:youknowthecourseiscommon。Ifanythingfalltoyouuponthis,morethanthanksandgoodfortune,bythesaintwhomIprofess,Iwillpleadagainstitwithmylife。ProvostPardonme,goodfather;itisagainstmyoath。DUKEVINCENTIOWereyousworntotheduke,ortothedeputy?ProvostTohim,andtohissubstitutes。DUKEVINCENTIOYouwillthinkyouhavemadenooffence,ifthedukeavouchthejusticeofyourdealing?ProvostButwhatlikelihoodisinthat?DUKEVINCENTIONotaresemblance,butacertainty。YetsinceIseeyoufearful,thatneithermycoat,integrity,norpersuasioncanwitheaseattemptyou,IwillgofurtherthanImeant,topluckallfearsoutofyou。
Lookyou,sir,hereisthehandandsealoftheduke:youknowthecharacter,Idoubtnot;andthesignetisnotstrangetoyou。ProvostIknowthemboth。DUKEVINCENTIOThecontentsofthisisthereturnoftheduke:youshallanonover-readitatyourpleasure;whereyoushallfind,withinthesetwodayshewillbehere。
ThisisathingthatAngeloknowsnot;forhethisverydayreceiveslettersofstrangetenor;
perchanceoftheduke’sdeath;perchanceenteringintosomemonastery;but,bychance,nothingofwhatiswrit。Look,theunfoldingstarcallsuptheshepherd。Putnotyourselfintoamazementhowthesethingsshouldbe:alldifficultiesarebuteasywhentheyareknown。Callyourexecutioner,andoffwithBarnardine’shead:Iwillgivehimapresentshriftandadvisehimforabetterplace。Yetyouareamazed;butthisshallabsolutelyresolveyou。
Comeaway;itisalmostcleardawn。
ExeuntSCENEIII。Anotherroominthesame。EnterPOMPEYPOMPEYIamaswellacquaintedhereasIwasinourhouseofprofession:onewouldthinkitwereMistressOverdone’sownhouse,forherebemanyofheroldcustomers。First,here’syoungMasterRash;he’sinforacommodityofbrownpaperandoldginger,ninescoreandseventeenpounds;ofwhichhemadefivemarks,readymoney:marry,thengingerwasnotmuchinrequest,fortheoldwomenwerealldead。
ThenistherehereoneMasterCaper,atthesuitofMasterThree-pilethemercer,forsomefoursuitsofpeach-colouredsatin,whichnowpeacheshimabeggar。ThenhavewehereyoungDizy,andyoungMasterDeep-vow,andMasterCopperspur,andMasterStarve-lackeytherapieranddaggerman,andyoungDrop-heirthatkilledlustyPudding,andMasterForthlightthetilter,andbraveMasterShootythegreattraveller,andwildHalf-canthatstabbedPots,and,Ithink,fortymore;allgreatdoersinourtrade,andarenow’fortheLord’ssake。’
EnterABHORSONABHORSONSirrah,bringBarnardinehither。POMPEYMasterBarnardine!youmustriseandbehanged。
MasterBarnardine!ABHORSONWhat,ho,Barnardine!BARNARDINE[Within]Apoxo’yourthroats!Whomakesthatnoisethere?Whatareyou?POMPEYYourfriends,sir;thehangman。Youmustbesogood,sir,toriseandbeputtodeath。BARNARDINE[Within]Away,yourogue,away!Iamsleepy。ABHORSONTellhimhemustawake,andthatquicklytoo。POMPEYPray,MasterBarnardine,awaketillyouareexecuted,andsleepafterwards。ABHORSONGointohim,andfetchhimout。POMPEYHeiscoming,sir,heiscoming;Ihearhisstrawrustle。ABHORSONIstheaxeupontheblock,sirrah?POMPEYVeryready,sir。
EnterBARNARDINEBARNARDINEHownow,Abhorson?what’sthenewswithyou?ABHORSONTruly,sir,Iwoulddesireyoutoclapintoyourprayers;for,lookyou,thewarrant’scome。BARNARDINEYourogue,Ihavebeendrinkingallnight;
Iamnotfittedfor’t。POMPEYO,thebetter,sir;forhethatdrinksallnight,andishangedbetimesinthemorning,maysleepthesounderallthenextday。ABHORSONLookyou,sir;herecomesyourghostlyfather:dowejestnow,thinkyou?
EnterDUKEVINCENTIOdisguisedasbeforeDUKEVINCENTIOSir,inducedbymycharity,andhearinghowhastilyyouaretodepart,Iamcometoadviseyou,comfortyouandpraywithyou。BARNARDINEFriar,notIIhavebeendrinkinghardallnight,andIwillhavemoretimetoprepareme,ortheyshallbeatoutmybrainswithbillets:Iwillnotconsenttodiethisday,that’scertain。DUKEVINCENTIOO,sir,youmust:andthereforeIbeseechyouLookforwardonthejourneyyoushallgo。BARNARDINEIswearIwillnotdieto-dayforanyman’spersuasion。DUKEVINCENTIOButhearyou。BARNARDINENotaword:ifyouhaveanythingtosaytome,cometomyward;forthencewillnotIto-day。
ExitDUKEVINCENTIOUnfittoliveordie:Ogravelheart!
Afterhim,fellows;bringhimtotheblock。
ExeuntABHORSONandPOMPEY
Re-enterProvostProvostNow,sir,howdoyoufindtheprisoner?DUKEVINCENTIOAcreatureunprepared,unmeetfordeath;
AndtotransporthiminthemindheisWeredamnable。ProvostHereintheprison,father,TherediedthismorningofacruelfeverOneRagozine,amostnotoriouspirate,AmanofClaudio’syears;hisbeardandheadJustofhiscolour。WhatifwedoomitThisreprobatetillhewerewellinclined;
AndsatisfythedeputywiththevisageOfRagozine,moreliketoClaudio?DUKEVINCENTIOO,’tisanaccidentthatheavenprovides!
Dispatchitpresently;thehourdrawsonPrefix’dbyAngelo:seethisbedone,Andsentaccordingtocommand;whilesI
Persuadethisrudewretchwillinglytodie。ProvostThisshallbedone,goodfather,presently。
ButBarnardinemustdiethisafternoon:
AndhowshallwecontinueClaudio,TosavemefromthedangerthatmightcomeIfhewereknownalive?DUKEVINCENTIOLetthisbedone。
Puttheminsecretholds,bothBarnardineandClaudio:
EretwicethesunhathmadehisjournalgreetingTotheundergeneration,youshallfindYoursafetymanifested。ProvostIamyourfreedependant。DUKEVINCENTIOQuick,dispatch,andsendtheheadtoAngelo。
ExitProvostNowwillIwriteletterstoAngelo,——
Theprovost,heshallbearthem,whosecontentsShallwitnesstohimIamnearathome,Andthat,bygreatinjunctions,IamboundToenterpublicly:himI’lldesireTomeetmeattheconsecratedfountAleaguebelowthecity;andfromthence,Bycoldgradationandwell-balancedform,WeshallproceedwithAngelo。