Whichhadyourather,thatthemostjustlawNowtookyourbrother’slife;or,toredeemhim,GiveupyourbodytosuchsweetuncleannessAsshethathehathstain’d?ISABELLASir,believethis,Ihadrathergivemybodythanmysoul。ANGELOItalknotofyoursoul:ourcompell’dsinsStandmorefornumberthanforaccompt。ISABELLAHowsayyou?ANGELONay,I’llnotwarrantthat;forIcanspeakAgainstthethingIsay。Answertothis:
  I,nowthevoiceoftherecordedlaw,Pronounceasentenceonyourbrother’slife:
  MighttherenotbeacharityinsinTosavethisbrother’slife?ISABELLAPleaseyoutodo’t,I’lltakeitasaperiltomysoul,Itisnosinatall,butcharity。ANGELOPleasedyoutodo’tatperilofyoursoul,Wereequalpoiseofsinandcharity。ISABELLAThatIdobeghislife,ifitbesin,Heavenletmebearit!yougrantingofmysuit,Ifthatbesin,I’llmakeitmymornprayerTohaveitaddedtothefaultsofmine,Andnothingofyouranswer。ANGELONay,buthearme。
  Yoursensepursuesnotmine:eitheryouareignorant,Orseemsocraftily;andthat’snotgood。ISABELLALetmebeignorant,andinnothinggood,ButgraciouslytoknowIamnobetter。ANGELOThuswisdomwishestoappearmostbrightWhenitdothtaxitself;astheseblackmasksProclaimanenshieldbeautytentimeslouderThanbeautycould,display’d。Butmarkme;
  Tobereceivedplain,I’llspeakmoregross:
  Yourbrotheristodie。ISABELLASo。ANGELOAndhisoffenceisso,asitappears,Accountanttothelawuponthatpain。ISABELLATrue。ANGELOAdmitnootherwaytosavehislife,——
  AsIsubscribenotthat,noranyother,Butinthelossofquestion,——thatyou,hissister,Findingyourselfdesiredofsuchaperson,Whosecreditwiththejudge,orowngreatplace,CouldfetchyourbrotherfromthemanaclesOftheall-buildinglaw;andthattherewereNoearthlymeantosavehim,butthateitherYoumustlaydownthetreasuresofyourbodyTothissupposed,orelsetolethimsuffer;
  Whatwouldyoudo?ISABELLAAsmuchformypoorbrotherasmyself:
  Thatis,wereIunderthetermsofdeath,TheimpressionofkeenwhipsI’ldwearasrubies,Andstripmyselftodeath,astoabedThatlonginghavebeensickfor,ereI’ldyieldMybodyuptoshame。ANGELOThenmustyourbrotherdie。ISABELLAAnd’twerethecheaperway:
  Betteritwereabrotherdiedatonce,Thanthatasister,byredeeminghim,Shoulddieforever。ANGELOWerenotyouthenascruelasthesentenceThatyouhaveslander’dso?ISABELLAIgnomyinransomandfreepardonAreoftwohouses:lawfulmercyIsnothingkintofoulredemption。ANGELOYouseem’doflatetomakethelawatyrant;
  AndratherprovedtheslidingofyourbrotherAmerrimentthanavice。ISABELLAO,pardonme,mylord;itoftfallsout,Tohavewhatwewouldhave,wespeaknotwhatwemean:
  IsomethingdoexcusethethingIhate,ForhisadvantagethatIdearlylove。ANGELOWeareallfrail。ISABELLAElseletmybrotherdie,Ifnotafeodary,butonlyheOweandsucceedthyweakness。ANGELONay,womenarefrailtoo。ISABELLAAy,astheglasseswheretheyviewthemselves;
  Whichareaseasybrokeastheymakeforms。
  Women!HelpHeaven!mentheircreationmarInprofitingbythem。Nay,callustentimesfrail;
  Forwearesoftasourcomplexionsare,Andcreduloustofalseprints。ANGELOIthinkitwell:
  Andfromthistestimonyofyourownsex,——
  SinceIsupposewearemadetobenostrongerThanfaultsmayshakeourframes,——letmebebold;
  Idoarrestyourwords。Bethatyouare,Thatis,awoman;ifyoubemore,you’renone;
  Ifyoubeone,asyouarewellexpress’dByallexternalwarrants,showitnow,Byputtingonthedestinedlivery。ISABELLAIhavenotonguebutone:gentlemylord,Letmeentreatyouspeaktheformerlanguage。ANGELOPlainlyconceive,Iloveyou。ISABELLAMybrotherdidloveJuliet,Andyoutellmethatheshalldieforit。ANGELOHeshallnot,Isabel,ifyougivemelove。ISABELLAIknowyourvirtuehathalicencein’t,Whichseemsalittlefoulerthanitis,Topluckonothers。ANGELOBelieveme,onminehonour,Mywordsexpressmypurpose。ISABELLAHa!littlehonourtobemuchbelieved,Andmostperniciouspurpose!Seeming,seeming!
  Iwillproclaimthee,Angelo;lookfor’t:
  Signmeapresentpardonformybrother,Orwithanoutstretch’dthroatI’lltelltheworldaloudWhatmanthouart。ANGELOWhowillbelievethee,Isabel?
  Myunsoil’dname,theausterenessofmylife,Myvouchagainstyou,andmyplacei’thestate,Willsoyouraccusationoverweigh,ThatyoushallstifleinyourownreportAndsmellofcalumny。Ihavebegun,AndnowIgivemysensualracetherein:
  Fitthyconsenttomysharpappetite;
  Laybyallnicetyandprolixiousblushes,Thatbanishwhattheysuefor;redeemthybrotherByyieldingupthybodytomywill;
  Orelsehemustnotonlydiethedeath,ButthyunkindnessshallhisdeathdrawoutTolingeringsufferance。Answermeto-morrow,Or,bytheaffectionthatnowguidesmemost,I’llproveatyranttohim。Asforyou,Saywhatyoucan,myfalseo’erweighsyourtrue。
  ExitISABELLATowhomshouldIcomplain?DidItellthis,Whowouldbelieveme?Operilousmouths,Thatbearinthemoneandtheself-sametongue,Eitherofcondemnationorapproof;
  Biddingthelawmakecourt’sytotheirwill:
  Hookingbothrightandwrongtotheappetite,Tofollowasitdraws!I’lltomybrother:
  Thoughhehathfallenbypromptureoftheblood,Yethathheinhimsuchamindofhonour。
  That,hadhetwentyheadstotenderdownOntwentybloodyblocks,he’ldyieldthemup,BeforehissistershouldherbodystoopTosuchabhorr’dpollution。
  Then,Isabel,livechaste,and,brother,die:
  Morethanourbrotherisourchastity。
  I’lltellhimyetofAngelo’srequest,Andfithismindtodeath,forhissoul’srest。
  ExitACTIIISCENEI。Aroomintheprison。EnterDUKEVINCENTIOdisguisedasbefore,CLAUDIO,andProvostDUKEVINCENTIOSothenyouhopeofpardonfromLordAngelo?CLAUDIOThemiserablehavenoothermedicineButonlyhope:
  I’vehopetolive,andampreparedtodie。DUKEVINCENTIOBeabsolutefordeath;eitherdeathorlifeShalltherebybethesweeter。Reasonthuswithlife:
  IfIdolosethee,IdoloseathingThatnonebutfoolswouldkeep:abreaththouart,Serviletoalltheskyeyinfluences,Thatdostthishabitation,wherethoukeep’st,Hourlyafflict:merely,thouartdeath’sfool;
  Forhimthoulabour’stbythyflighttoshunAndyetrunn’sttowardhimstill。Thouartnotnoble;
  Foralltheaccommodationsthatthoubear’stArenursedbybaseness。Thou’rtbynomeansvaliant;
  ForthoudostfearthesoftandtenderforkOfapoorworm。Thybestofrestissleep,Andthatthouoftprovokest;yetgrosslyfear’stThydeath,whichisnomore。Thouartnotthyself;
  Forthouexist’stonmanyathousandgrainsThatissueoutofdust。Happythouartnot;
  Forwhatthouhastnot,stillthoustrivesttoget,Andwhatthouhast,forget’st。Thouartnotcertain;
  Forthycomplexionshiftstostrangeeffects,Afterthemoon。Ifthouartrich,thou’rtpoor;
  For,likeanasswhosebackwithingotsbows,Thoubear’sthyheavyrichesbutajourney,Anddeathunloadsthee。Friendhastthounone;
  Forthineownbowels,whichdocalltheesire,Themereeffusionofthyproperloins,Docursethegout,serpigo,andtherheum,Forendingtheenosooner。Thouhastnoryouthnorage,But,asitwere,anafter-dinner’ssleep,Dreamingonboth;forallthyblessedyouthBecomesasaged,anddothbegthealmsOfpalsiedeld;andwhenthouartoldandrich,Thouhastneitherheat,affection,limb,norbeauty,Tomakethyrichespleasant。What’syetinthisThatbearsthenameoflife?YetinthislifeLiehidmoethousanddeaths:yetdeathwefear,Thatmakestheseoddsalleven。CLAUDIOIhumblythankyou。
  Tosuetolive,IfindIseektodie;
  And,seekingdeath,findlife:letitcomeon。ISABELLA[Within]What,ho!Peacehere;graceandgoodcompany!ProvostWho’sthere?comein:thewishdeservesawelcome。DUKEVINCENTIODearsir,erelongI’llvisityouagain。CLAUDIOMostholysir,Ithankyou。
  EnterISABELLAISABELLAMybusinessisawordortwowithClaudio。ProvostAndverywelcome。Look,signior,here’syoursister。DUKEVINCENTIOProvost,awordwithyou。ProvostAsmanyasyouplease。DUKEVINCENTIOBringmetohearthemspeak,whereImaybeconcealed。
  ExeuntDUKEVINCENTIOandProvostCLAUDIONow,sister,what’sthecomfort?ISABELLAWhy,Asallcomfortsare;mostgood,mostgoodindeed。
  LordAngelo,havingaffairstoheaven,Intendsyouforhisswiftambassador,Whereyoushallbeaneverlastingleiger:
  Thereforeyourbestappointmentmakewithspeed;
  To-morrowyouseton。CLAUDIOIstherenoremedy?ISABELLANone,butsuchremedyas,tosaveahead,Tocleaveaheartintwain。CLAUDIOButisthereany?ISABELLAYes,brother,youmaylive:
  Thereisadevilishmercyinthejudge,Ifyou’llimploreit,thatwillfreeyourlife,Butfetteryoutilldeath。CLAUDIOPerpetualdurance?ISABELLAAy,just;perpetualdurance,arestraint,Thoughalltheworld’svastidityyouhad,Toadeterminedscope。CLAUDIOButinwhatnature?ISABELLAInsuchaoneas,youconsentingto’t,Wouldbarkyourhonourfromthattrunkyoubear,Andleaveyounaked。CLAUDIOLetmeknowthepoint。ISABELLAO,Idofearthee,Claudio;andIquake,Lestthouafeverouslifeshouldstentertain,AndsixorsevenwintersmorerespectThanaperpetualhonour。Darestthoudie?
  Thesenseofdeathismostinapprehension;
  Andthepoorbeetle,thatwetreadupon,IncorporalsufferancefindsapangasgreatAswhenagiantdies。CLAUDIOWhygiveyoumethisshame?
  ThinkyouIcanaresolutionfetchFromflowerytenderness?IfImustdie,Iwillencounterdarknessasabride,Andhugitinminearms。ISABELLATherespakemybrother;theremyfather’sgraveDidutterforthavoice。Yes,thoumustdie:
  ThouarttoonobletoconservealifeInbaseappliances。Thisoutward-sainteddeputy,WhosesettledvisageanddeliberatewordNipsyouthi’theheadandfolliesdothemmewAsfalcondoththefowl,isyetadevilHisfilthwithinbeingcast,hewouldappearApondasdeepashell。CLAUDIOTheprenzieAngelo!ISABELLAO,’tisthecunningliveryofhell,Thedamned’stbodytoinvestandcoverInprenzieguards!Dostthouthink,Claudio?
  IfIwouldyieldhimmyvirginity,Thoumightstbefreed。CLAUDIOOheavens!itcannotbe。ISABELLAYes,hewouldgive’tthee,fromthisrankoffence,Sotooffendhimstill。Thisnight’sthetimeThatIshoulddowhatIabhortoname,Orelsethoudiestto-morrow。CLAUDIOThoushaltnotdo’t。ISABELLAO,wereitbutmylife,I’ldthrowitdownforyourdeliveranceAsfranklyasapin。CLAUDIOThanks,dearIsabel。ISABELLABeready,Claudio,foryourdeathtomorrow。CLAUDIOYes。Hasheaffectionsinhim,Thatthuscanmakehimbitethelawbythenose,Whenhewouldforceit?Sure,itisnosin,Orofthedeadlyseven,itistheleast。ISABELLAWhichistheleast?CLAUDIOIfitweredamnable,hebeingsowise,WhywouldheforthemomentarytrickBeperdurablyfined?OIsabel!ISABELLAWhatsaysmybrother?CLAUDIODeathisafearfulthing。ISABELLAAndshamedlifeahateful。CLAUDIOAy,buttodie,andgoweknownotwhere;
  Tolieincoldobstructionandtorot;
  ThissensiblewarmmotiontobecomeAkneadedclod;andthedelightedspiritTobatheinfieryfloods,ortoresideInthrillingregionofthick-ribbedice;
  Tobeimprison’dintheviewlesswinds,AndblownwithrestlessviolenceroundaboutThependentworld;ortobeworsethanworstOfthosethatlawlessandincertainthoughtImaginehowling:’tistoohorrible!
  TheweariestandmostloathedworldlylifeThatage,ache,penuryandimprisonmentCanlayonnatureisaparadiseTowhatwefearofdeath。ISABELLAAlas,alas!CLAUDIOSweetsister,letmelive:
  Whatsinyoudotosaveabrother’slife,NaturedispenseswiththedeedsofarThatitbecomesavirtue。ISABELLAOyoubeast!
  Ofaithlesscoward!Odishonestwretch!
  Wiltthoubemadeamanoutofmyvice?
  Is’tnotakindofincest,totakelifeFromthineownsister’sshame?WhatshouldI
  think?
  Heavenshieldmymotherplay’dmyfatherfair!
  ForsuchawarpedslipofwildernessNe’erissuedfromhisblood。Takemydefiance!
  Die,perish!MightbutmybendingdownReprievetheefromthyfate,itshouldproceed:
  I’llprayathousandprayersforthydeath,Nowordtosavethee。CLAUDIONay,hearme,Isabel。ISABELLAO,fie,fie,fie!
  Thysin’snotaccidental,butatrade。
  Mercytotheewouldproveitselfabawd:
  ’Tisbestthoudiestquickly。CLAUDIOOhearme,Isabella!
  Re-enterDUKEVINCENTIODUKEVINCENTIOVouchsafeaword,youngsister,butoneword。ISABELLAWhatisyourwill?DUKEVINCENTIOMightyoudispensewithyourleisure,Iwouldbyandbyhavesomespeechwithyou:thesatisfactionI
  wouldrequireislikewiseyourownbenefit。ISABELLAIhavenosuperfluousleisure;mystaymustbestolenoutofotheraffairs;butIwillattendyouawhile。
  WalksapartDUKEVINCENTIOSon,Ihaveoverheardwhathathpassedbetweenyouandyoursister。Angelohadneverthepurposetocorrupther;onlyhehathmadeanessayofhervirtuetopractisehisjudgmentwiththedispositionofnatures:she,havingthetruthofhonourinher,hathmadehimthatgraciousdenialwhichheismostgladtoreceive。IamconfessortoAngelo,andI
  knowthistobetrue;thereforeprepareyourselftodeath:donotsatisfyyourresolutionwithhopesthatarefallible:tomorrowyoumustdie;gotoyourkneesandmakeready。CLAUDIOLetmeaskmysisterpardon。IamsooutoflovewithlifethatIwillsuetoberidofit。DUKEVINCENTIOHoldyouthere:farewell。
  ExitCLAUDIO
  Provost,awordwithyou!
  Re-enterProvostProvostWhat’syourwill,fatherDUKEVINCENTIOThatnowyouarecome,youwillbegone。
  Leavemeawhilewiththemaid:mymindpromiseswithmyhabitnolossshalltouchherbymycompany。ProvostIngoodtime。
  ExitProvost。ISABELLAcomesforwardDUKEVINCENTIOThehandthathathmadeyoufairhathmadeyougood:
  thegoodnessthatischeapinbeautymakesbeautybriefingoodness;butgrace,beingthesoulofyourcomplexion,shallkeepthebodyofiteverfair。TheassaultthatAngelohathmadetoyou,fortunehathconveyedtomyunderstanding;and,butthatfrailtyhathexamplesforhisfalling,I
  shouldwonderatAngelo。Howwillyoudotocontentthissubstitute,andtosaveyourbrother?ISABELLAIamnowgoingtoresolvehim:Ihadrathermybrotherdiebythelawthanmysonshouldbeunlawfullyborn。But,O,howmuchisthegooddukedeceivedinAngelo!IfeverhereturnandIcanspeaktohim,Iwillopenmylipsinvain,ordiscoverhisgovernment。DUKEVINCENTIOThatshallnotbemuchamiss:Yet,asthematternowstands,hewillavoidyouraccusation;hemadetrialofyouonly。Thereforefastenyourearonmyadvisings:totheloveIhaveindoinggoodaremedypresentsitself。Idomakemyselfbelievethatyoumaymostuprighteouslydoapoorwrongedladyameritedbenefit;redeemyourbrotherfromtheangrylaw;donostaintoyourowngraciousperson;andmuchpleasetheabsentduke,ifperadventureheshalleverreturntohavehearingofthisbusiness。ISABELLALetmehearyouspeakfarther。Ihavespirittodoanythingthatappearsnotfoulinthetruthofmyspirit。DUKEVINCENTIOVirtueisbold,andgoodnessneverfearful。
  HaveyounotheardspeakofMariana,thesisterofFrederickthegreatsoldierwhomiscarriedatsea?ISABELLAIhaveheardofthelady,andgoodwordswentwithhername。DUKEVINCENTIOSheshouldthisAngelohavemarried;
  wasaffiancedtoherbyoath,andthenuptialappointed:betweenwhichtimeofthecontractandlimitofthesolemnity,herbrotherFrederickwaswreckedatsea,havinginthatperishedvesselthedowryofhissister。Butmarkhowheavilythisbefelltothepoorgentlewoman:thereshelostanobleandrenownedbrother,inhislovetowardherevermostkindandnatural;withhim,theportionandsinewofherfortune,hermarriage-dowry;withboth,hercombinatehusband,thiswell-seemingAngelo。ISABELLACanthisbeso?didAngelosoleaveher?DUKEVINCENTIOLeftherinhertears,anddriednotoneofthemwithhiscomfort;swallowedhisvowswhole,pretendinginherdiscoveriesofdishonour:infew,bestowedheronherownlamentation,whichsheyetwearsforhissake;andhe,amarbletohertears,iswashedwiththem,butrelentsnot。ISABELLAWhatameritwereitindeathtotakethispoormaidfromtheworld!Whatcorruptioninthislife,thatitwillletthismanlive!Buthowoutofthiscansheavail?DUKEVINCENTIOItisarupturethatyoumayeasilyheal:
  andthecureofitnotonlysavesyourbrother,butkeepsyoufromdishonourindoingit。ISABELLAShowmehow,goodfather。DUKEVINCENTIOThisforenamedmaidhathyetinherthecontinuanceofherfirstaffection:hisunjustunkindness,thatinallreasonshouldhavequenchedherlove,hath,likeanimpedimentinthecurrent,madeitmoreviolentandunruly。GoyoutoAngelo;answerhisrequiringwithaplausibleobedience;agreewithhisdemandstothepoint;onlyreferyourselftothisadvantage,first,thatyourstaywithhimmaynotbelong;thatthetimemayhaveallshadowandsilenceinit;andtheplaceanswertoconvenience。
  Thisbeinggrantedincourse,——andnowfollowsall,——weshalladvisethiswrongedmaidtosteadupyourappointment,goinyourplace;iftheencounteracknowledgeitselfhereafter,itmaycompelhimtoherrecompense:andhere,bythis,isyourbrothersaved,yourhonouruntainted,thepoorMarianaadvantaged,andthecorruptdeputyscaled。ThemaidwillIframeandmakefitforhisattempt。Ifyouthinkwelltocarrythisasyoumay,thedoublenessofthebenefitdefendsthedeceitfromreproof。
  Whatthinkyouofit?ISABELLATheimageofitgivesmecontentalready;
  andI
  trustitwillgrowtoamostprosperousperfection。DUKEVINCENTIOItliesmuchinyourholdingup。HasteyouspeedilytoAngelo:ifforthisnightheentreatyoutohisbed,givehimpromiseofsatisfaction。IwillpresentlytoSaintLuke’s:there,atthemoatedgrange,residesthisdejectedMariana。Atthatplacecalluponme;anddispatchwithAngelo,thatitmaybequickly。ISABELLAIthankyouforthiscomfort。Fareyouwell,goodfather。
  ExeuntseverallySCENEII。Thestreetbeforetheprison。Enter,ononeside,DUKEVINCENTIOdisguisedasbefore;
  ontheother,ELBOW,andOfficerswithPOMPEYELBOWNay,iftherebenoremedyforit,butthatyouwillneedsbuyandsellmenandwomenlikebeasts,weshallhavealltheworlddrinkbrownandwhitebastard。DUKEVINCENTIOOheavens!whatstuffisherePOMPEY’Twasnevermerryworldsince,oftwousuries,themerriestwasputdown,andtheworserallowedbyorderoflawafurredgowntokeephimwarm;andfurredwithfoxandlamb-skinstoo,tosignify,thatcraft,beingricherthaninnocency,standsforthefacing。ELBOWComeyourway,sir。’Blessyou,goodfatherfriar。DUKEVINCENTIOAndyou,goodbrotherfather。Whatoffencehaththismanmadeyou,sir?ELBOWMarry,sir,hehathoffendedthelaw:
  and,sir,wetakehimtobeathieftoo,sir;forwehavefounduponhim,sir,astrangepicklock,whichwehavesenttothedeputy。DUKEVINCENTIOFie,sirrah!abawd,awickedbawd!
  Theevilthatthoucausesttobedone,Thatisthymeanstolive。DothoubutthinkWhat’tistocramamaworclotheabackFromsuchafilthyvice:saytothyself,FromtheirabominableandbeastlytouchesIdrink,Ieat,arraymyself,andlive。
  Canstthoubelievethylivingisalife,Sostinkinglydepending?Gomend,gomend。POMPEYIndeed,itdoesstinkinsomesort,sir;
  butyet,sir,Iwouldprove——DUKEVINCENTIONay,ifthedevilhavegiventheeproofsforsin,Thouwiltprovehis。Takehimtoprison,officer:
  CorrectionandinstructionmustbothworkErethisrudebeastwillprofit。ELBOWHemustbeforethedeputy,sir;hehasgivenhimwarning:thedeputycannotabideawhoremaster:
  ifhebeawhoremonger,andcomesbeforehim,hewereasgoodgoamileonhiserrand。DUKEVINCENTIOThatwewereall,assomewouldseemtobe,Fromourfaults,asfaultsfromseeming,free!ELBOWHisneckwillcometoyourwaist,——acord,sir。POMPEYIspycomfort;Icrybail。Here’sagentlemanandafriendofmine。
  EnterLUCIOLUCIOHownow,noblePompey!What,atthewheelsofCaesar?artthouledintriumph?What,istherenoneofPygmalion’simages,newlymadewoman,tobehadnow,forputtingthehandinthepocketandextractingitclutch’d?Whatreply,ha?Whatsayestthoutothistune,matterandmethod?Is’tnotdrownedi’thelastrain,ha?Whatsayestthou,Trot?Istheworldasitwas,man?Whichistheway?Isitsad,andfewwords?orhow?Thetrickofit?DUKEVINCENTIOStillthus,andthus;stillworse!LUCIOHowdothmydearmorsel,thymistress?
  Procuresshestill,ha?POMPEYTroth,sir,shehatheatenupallherbeef,andsheisherselfinthetub。LUCIOWhy,’tisgood;itistherightofit;
  itmustbeso:everyourfreshwhoreandyourpowderedbawd:
  anunshunnedconsequence;itmustbeso。Artgoingtoprison,Pompey?POMPEYYes,faith,sir。LUCIOWhy,’tisnotamiss,Pompey。Farewell:
  go,sayI
  senttheethither。Fordebt,Pompey?orhow?ELBOWForbeingabawd,forbeingabawd。LUCIOWell,then,imprisonhim:ifimprisonmentbethedueofabawd,why,’tishisright:bawdishedoubtless,andofantiquitytoo;bawd-born。
  Farewell,goodPompey。Commendmetotheprison,Pompey:youwillturngoodhusbandnow,Pompey;
  youwillkeepthehouse。POMPEYIhope,sir,yourgoodworshipwillbemybail。LUCIONo,indeed,willInot,Pompey;itisnotthewear。
  Iwillpray,Pompey,toincreaseyourbondage:
  Ifyoutakeitnotpatiently,why,yourmettleisthemore。Adieu,trustyPompey。’Blessyou,friar。DUKEVINCENTIOAndyou。LUCIODoesBridgetpaintstill,Pompey,ha?ELBOWComeyourways,sir;come。POMPEYYouwillnotbailme,then,sir?LUCIOThen,Pompey,nornow。Whatnewsabroad,friar?
  whatnews?ELBOWComeyourways,sir;come。LUCIOGotokennel,Pompey;go。
  ExeuntELBOW,POMPEYandOfficersWhatnews,friar,oftheduke?DUKEVINCENTIOIknownone。Canyoutellmeofany?LUCIOSomesayheiswiththeEmperorofRussia;
  othersome,heisinRome:butwhereishe,thinkyou?DUKEVINCENTIOIknownotwhere;butwheresoever,Iwishhimwell。LUCIOItwasamadfantasticaltrickofhimtostealfromthestate,andusurpthebeggaryhewasneverbornto。LordAngelodukesitwellinhisabsence;
  heputstransgressionto’t。DUKEVINCENTIOHedoeswellin’t。LUCIOAlittlemorelenitytolecherywoulddonoharminhim:somethingtoocrabbedthatway,friar。DUKEVINCENTIOItistoogeneralavice,andseveritymustcureit。LUCIOYes,ingoodsooth,theviceisofagreatkindred;
  itiswellallied:butitisimpossibletoextirpitquite,friar,tilleatinganddrinkingbeputdown。TheysaythisAngelowasnotmadebymanandwomanafterthisdownrightwayofcreation:isittrue,thinkyou?DUKEVINCENTIOHowshouldhebemade,then?LUCIOSomereportasea-maidspawnedhim;some,thathewasbegotbetweentwostock-fishes。Butitiscertainthatwhenhemakeswaterhisurineiscongealedice;thatIknowtobetrue:andheisamotiongenerative;that’sinfallible。DUKEVINCENTIOYouarepleasant,sir,andspeakapace。LUCIOWhy,whataruthlessthingisthisinhim,fortherebellionofacodpiecetotakeawaythelifeofaman!Wouldthedukethatisabsenthavedonethis?
  Erehewouldhavehangedamanforthegettingahundredbastards,hewouldhavepaidforthenursingathousand:hehadsomefeelingofthesport:
  heknewtheservice,andthatinstructedhimtomercy。DUKEVINCENTIOIneverheardtheabsentdukemuchdetectedforwomen;hewasnotinclinedthatway。LUCIOO,sir,youaredeceived。DUKEVINCENTIO’Tisnotpossible。LUCIOWho,nottheduke?yes,yourbeggaroffifty;andhisusewastoputaducatinherclack-dish:
  thedukehadcrotchetsinhim。Hewouldbedrunktoo;
  thatletmeinformyou。DUKEVINCENTIOYoudohimwrong,surely。LUCIOSir,Iwasaninwardofhis。Ashyfellowwastheduke:andIbelieveIknowthecauseofhiswithdrawing。DUKEVINCENTIOWhat,Iprithee,mightbethecause?LUCIONo,pardon;’tisasecretmustbelockedwithintheteethandthelips:butthisIcanletyouunderstand,thegreaterfileofthesubjectheldtheduketobewise。DUKEVINCENTIOWise!why,noquestionbuthewas。LUCIOAverysuperficial,ignorant,unweighingfellow。DUKEVINCENTIOEitherthisistheenvyinyou,folly,ormistaking:
  theverystreamofhislifeandthebusinesshehathhelmedmustuponawarrantedneedgivehimabetterproclamation。Lethimbebuttestimoniedinhisownbringings-forth,andheshallappeartotheenviousascholar,astatesmanandasoldier。
  Thereforeyouspeakunskilfully:orifyourknowledgebemoreitismuchdarkenedinyourmalice。LUCIOSir,Iknowhim,andIlovehim。DUKEVINCENTIOLovetalkswithbetterknowledge,andknowledgewithdearerlove。LUCIOCome,sir,IknowwhatIknow。DUKEVINCENTIOIcanhardlybelievethat,sinceyouknownotwhatyouspeak。But,ifeverthedukereturn,asourprayersarehemay,letmedesireyoutomakeyouranswerbeforehim。Ifitbehonestyouhavespoke,youhavecouragetomaintainit:Iamboundtocalluponyou;and,Iprayyou,yourname?LUCIOSir,mynameisLucio;wellknowntotheduke。DUKEVINCENTIOHeshallknowyoubetter,sir,ifImaylivetoreportyou。LUCIOIfearyounot。DUKEVINCENTIOO,youhopethedukewillreturnnomore;
  oryouimaginemetoounhurtfulanopposite。ButindeedI
  candoyoulittleharm;you’llforswearthisagain。LUCIOI’llbehangedfirst:thouartdeceivedinme,friar。Butnomoreofthis。CanstthoutellifClaudiodieto-morroworno?DUKEVINCENTIOWhyshouldhedie,sir?LUCIOWhy?Forfillingabottlewithatundish。
  Iwouldthedukewetalkofwerereturnedagain:theungenituredagentwillunpeopletheprovincewithcontinency;sparrowsmustnotbuildinhishouse-eaves,becausetheyarelecherous。Thedukeyetwouldhavedarkdeedsdarklyanswered;hewouldneverbringthemtolight:wouldhewerereturned!
  Marry,thisClaudioiscondemnedforuntrussing。
  Farewell,goodfriar:Iprithee,prayforme。
  Theduke,Isaytotheeagain,wouldeatmuttononFridays。He’snotpastityet,andIsaytothee,hewouldmouthwithabeggar,thoughshesmeltbrownbreadandgarlic:saythatIsaidso。Farewell。
  ExitDUKEVINCENTIONomightnorgreatnessinmortalityCancensure’scape;back-woundingcalumnyThewhitestvirtuestrikes。WhatkingsostrongCantiethegallupintheslanderoustongue?
  Butwhocomeshere?
  EnterESCALUS,Provost,andOfficerswithMISTRESSOVERDONEESCALUSGo;awaywithhertoprison!MISTRESSOVERDONEGoodmylord,begoodtome;yourhonourisaccountedamercifulman;goodmylord。ESCALUSDoubleandtrebleadmonition,andstillforfeitinthesamekind!Thiswouldmakemercyswearandplaythetyrant。ProvostAbawdofelevenyears’continuance,mayitpleaseyourhonour。MISTRESSOVERDONEMylord,thisisoneLucio’sinformationagainstme。
  MistressKateKeepdownwaswithchildbyhimintheduke’stime;hepromisedhermarriage:hischildisayearandaquarterold,comePhilipandJacob:
  Ihavekeptitmyself;andseehowhegoesabouttoabuseme!ESCALUSThatfellowisafellowofmuchlicence:
  lethimbecalledbeforeus。Awaywithhertoprison!Goto;
  nomorewords。
  ExeuntOfficerswithMISTRESSOVERDONE
  Provost,mybrotherAngelowillnotbealtered;
  Claudiomustdieto-morrow:lethimbefurnishedwithdivines,andhaveallcharitablepreparation。
  ifmybrotherwroughtbymypity,itshouldnotbesowithhim。ProvostSopleaseyou,thisfriarhathbeenwithhim,andadvisedhimfortheentertainmentofdeath。ESCALUSGoodeven,goodfather。DUKEVINCENTIOBlissandgoodnessonyou!ESCALUSOfwhenceareyou?DUKEVINCENTIONotofthiscountry,thoughmychanceisnowTouseitformytime:IamabrotherOfgraciousorder,latecomefromtheSeeInspecialbusinessfromhisholiness。ESCALUSWhatnewsabroadi’theworld?DUKEVINCENTIONone,butthatthereissogreatafeverongoodness,thatthedissolutionofitmustcureit:
  noveltyisonlyinrequest;anditisasdangeroustobeagedinanykindofcourse,asitisvirtuoustobeconstantinanyundertaking。Thereisscarcetruthenoughalivetomakesocietiessecure;
  butsecurityenoughtomakefellowshipsaccurst:
  muchuponthisriddlerunsthewisdomoftheworld。
  Thisnewsisoldenough,yetitiseveryday’snews。
  I
  prayyou,sir,ofwhatdispositionwastheduke?ESCALUSOnethat,aboveallotherstrifes,contendedespeciallytoknowhimself。DUKEVINCENTIOWhatpleasurewashegivento?ESCALUSRatherrejoicingtoseeanothermerry,thanmerryatanythingwhichprofessedtomakehimrejoice:
  agentlemanofalltemperance。Butleavewehimtohisevents,withaprayertheymayproveprosperous;
  andletmedesiretoknowhowyoufindClaudioprepared。Iammadetounderstandthatyouhavelenthimvisitation。DUKEVINCENTIOHeprofessestohavereceivednosinistermeasurefromhisjudge,butmostwillinglyhumbleshimselftothedeterminationofjustice:yethadheframedtohimself,bytheinstructionofhisfrailty,manydeceivingpromisesoflife;whichIbymygoodleisurehavediscreditedtohim,andnowisheresolvedtodie。ESCALUSYouhavepaidtheheavensyourfunction,andtheprisonertheverydebtofyourcalling。Ihavelabouredforthepoorgentlemantotheextremestshoreofmymodesty:butmybrotherjusticehaveI
  foundsosevere,thathehathforcedmetotellhimheisindeedJustice。DUKEVINCENTIOIfhisownlifeanswerthestraitnessofhisproceeding,itshallbecomehimwell;whereinifhechancetofail,hehathsentencedhimself。ESCALUSIamgoingtovisittheprisoner。Fareyouwell。DUKEVINCENTIOPeacebewithyou!
  ExeuntESCALUSandProvostHewhotheswordofheavenwillbearShouldbeasholyassevere;
  Patterninhimselftoknow,Gracetostand,andvirtuego;
  MorenorlesstootherspayingThanbyself-offencesweighing。
  ShametohimwhosecruelstrikingKillsforfaultsofhisownliking!
  TwicetrebleshameonAngelo,Toweedmyviceandlethisgrow!
  O,whatmaymanwithinhimhide,Thoughangelontheoutwardside!
  Howmaylikenessmadeincrimes,Makingpractiseonthetimes,Todrawwithidlespiders’stringsMostponderousandsubstantialthings!
  CraftagainstviceImustapply:
  WithAngeloto-nightshalllieHisoldbetrothedbutdespised;
  Sodisguiseshall,bythedisguised,Paywithfalsehoodfalseexacting,Andperformanoldcontracting。
  ExitACTIVSCENEI。ThemoatedgrangeatST。LUKE’s。EnterMARIANAandaBoyBoysingsTake,O,takethoselipsaway,Thatsosweetlywereforsworn;
  Andthoseeyes,thebreakofday,Lightsthatdomisleadthemorn:
  Butmykissesbringagain,bringagain;
  Sealsoflove,butsealedinvain,sealedinvain。MARIANABreakoffthysong,andhastetheequickaway:
  Herecomesamanofcomfort,whoseadviceHathoftenstill’dmybrawlingdiscontent。
  ExitBoyEnterDUKEVINCENTIOdisguisedasbeforeIcryyoumercy,sir;andwellcouldwishYouhadnotfoundmeheresomusical:
  Letmeexcuseme,andbelievemeso,Mymirthitmuchdispleased,butpleasedmywoe。DUKEVINCENTIO’Tisgood;thoughmusicofthathsuchacharmTomakebadgood,andgoodprovoketoharm。
  Ipray,you,tellme,hathanybodyinquiredformehereto-day?muchuponthistimehaveIpromisedheretomeet。MARIANAYouhavenotbeeninquiredafter:
  Ihavesathereallday。
  EnterISABELLADUKEVINCENTIOIdoconstantlybelieveyou。Thetimeiscomeevennow。Ishallcraveyourforbearancealittle:
  maybeIwillcalluponyouanon,forsomeadvantagetoyourself。MARIANAIamalwaysboundtoyou。
  ExitDUKEVINCENTIOVerywellmet,andwellcome。
  Whatisthenewsfromthisgooddeputy?ISABELLAHehathagardencircummuredwithbrick,Whosewesternsideiswithavineyardback’d;
  Andtothatvineyardisaplanchedgate,Thatmakeshisopeningwiththisbiggerkey:
  ThisotherdothcommandalittledoorWhichfromthevineyardtothegardenleads;
  TherehaveImademypromiseUpontheheavymiddleofthenightTocalluponhim。DUKEVINCENTIOButshallyouonyourknowledgefindthisway?ISABELLAIhaveta’enadueandwarynoteupon’t:
  Withwhisperingandmostguiltydiligence,Inactionallofprecept,hedidshowmeThewaytwiceo’er。DUKEVINCENTIOAretherenoothertokensBetweenyou’greedconcerningherobservance?ISABELLANo,none,butonlyarepairi’thedark;
  AndthatIhavepossess’dhimmymoststayCanbebutbrief;forIhavemadehimknowIhaveaservantcomeswithmealong,Thatstaysuponme,whosepersuasionisIcomeaboutmybrother。DUKEVINCENTIO’Tiswellborneup。
  IhavenotyetmadeknowntoMarianaAwordofthis。What,ho!within!comeforth!
  Re-enterMARIANA
  Iprayyou,beacquaintedwiththismaid;
  Shecomestodoyougood。ISABELLAIdodesirethelike。DUKEVINCENTIODoyoupersuadeyourselfthatIrespectyou?MARIANAGoodfriar,Iknowyoudo,andhavefoundit。DUKEVINCENTIOTake,then,thisyourcompanionbythehand,Whohathastoryreadyforyourear。
  Ishallattendyourleisure:butmakehaste;
  Thevaporousnightapproaches。MARIANAWill’tpleaseyouwalkaside?
  ExeuntMARIANAandISABELLADUKEVINCENTIOOplaceandgreatness!millionsoffalseeyesArestuckuponthee:volumesofreportRunwiththesefalseandmostcontrariousquestsUponthydoings:thousandescapesofwitMaketheethefatheroftheiridledreamsAndracktheeintheirfancies。
  Re-enterMARIANAandISABELLA
  Welcome,howagreed?ISABELLAShe’lltaketheenterpriseuponher,father,Ifyouadviseit。DUKEVINCENTIOItisnotmyconsent,Butmyentreatytoo。ISABELLALittlehaveyoutosayWhenyoudepartfromhim,but,softandlow,’Remembernowmybrother。’MARIANAFearmenot。DUKEVINCENTIONor,gentledaughter,fearyounotatall。
  Heisyourhusbandonapre-contract:
  Tobringyouthustogether,’tisnosin,SiththatthejusticeofyourtitletohimDothflourishthedeceit。Come,letusgo:
  Ourcorn’storeap,foryetourtithe’stosow。
  ExeuntSCENEII。Aroomintheprison。EnterProvostandPOMPEYProvostComehither,sirrah。Canyoucutoffaman’shead?POMPEYIfthemanbeabachelor,sir,Ican;butifhebeamarriedman,he’shiswife’shead,andIcannevercutoffawoman’shead。ProvostCome,sir,leavemeyoursnatches,andyieldmeadirectanswer。To-morrowmorningaretodieClaudioandBarnardine。Hereisinourprisonacommonexecutioner,whoinhisofficelacksahelper:
  ifyouwilltakeitonyoutoassisthim,itshallredeemyoufromyourgyves;ifnot,youshallhaveyourfulltimeofimprisonmentandyourdeliverancewithanunpitiedwhipping,foryouhavebeenanotoriousbawd。POMPEYSir,Ihavebeenanunlawfulbawdtimeoutofmind;
  butyetIwillbecontenttobealawfulhangman。
  I
  wouldbegladtoreceivesomeinstructionfrommyfellowpartner。ProvostWhat,ho!Abhorson!Where’sAbhorson,there?
  EnterABHORSONABHORSONDoyoucall,sir?ProvostSirrah,here’safellowwillhelpyouto-morrowinyourexecution。Ifyouthinkitmeet,compoundwithhimbytheyear,andlethimabideherewithyou;
  ifnot,usehimforthepresentanddismisshim。
  Hecannotpleadhisestimationwithyou;hehathbeenabawd。ABHORSONAbawd,sir?fieuponhim!hewilldiscreditourmystery。ProvostGoto,sir;youweighequally;afeatherwillturnthescale。
  ExitPOMPEYPray,sir,byyourgoodfavour,——forsurely,sir,agoodfavouryouhave,butthatyouhaveahanginglook,——doyoucall,sir,youroccupationamystery?ABHORSONAy,sir;amysteryPOMPEYPainting,sir,Ihaveheardsay,isamystery;andyourwhores,sir,beingmembersofmyoccupation,usingpainting,doprovemyoccupationamystery:
  butwhatmysterythereshouldbeinhanging,ifI
  shouldbehanged,Icannotimagine。ABHORSONSir,itisamystery。POMPEYProof?ABHORSONEverytrueman’sapparelfitsyourthief:
  ifitbetoolittleforyourthief,yourtruemanthinksitbigenough;ifitbetoobigforyourthief,yourthiefthinksitlittleenough:soeverytrueman’sapparelfitsyourthief。
  Re-enterProvostProvostAreyouagreed?POMPEYSir,Iwillservehim;forIdofindyourhangmanisamorepenitenttradethanyourbawd;hedothofteneraskforgiveness。ProvostYou,sirrah,provideyourblockandyouraxeto-morrowfouro’clock。ABHORSONComeon,bawd;Iwillinstructtheeinmytrade;follow。POMPEYIdodesiretolearn,sir:andIhope,ifyouhaveoccasiontousemeforyourownturn,youshallfindmeyare;fortruly,sir,foryourkindnessIoweyouagoodturn。ProvostCallhitherBarnardineandClaudio:
  ExeuntPOMPEYandABHORSON
  Theonehasmypity;notajottheother,Beingamurderer,thoughheweremybrother。
  EnterCLAUDIO
  Look,here’sthewarrant,Claudio,forthydeath:
  ’Tisnowdeadmidnight,andbyeightto-morrowThoumustbemadeimmortal。Where’sBarnardine?CLAUDIOAsfastlock’dupinsleepasguiltlesslabourWhenitliesstarklyinthetraveller’sbones:
  Hewillnotwake。ProvostWhocandogoodonhim?
  Well,go,prepareyourself。
  KnockingwithinBut,hark,whatnoise?
  Heavengiveyourspiritscomfort!
  ExitCLAUDIO
  Byandby。
  IhopeitissomepardonorreprieveForthemostgentleClaudio。
  EnterDUKEVINCENTIOdisguisedasbeforeWelcomefather。DUKEVINCENTIOThebestandwholesomestspirtsofthenightEnvelopeyou,goodProvost!Whocall’dhereoflate?ProvostNone,sincethecurfewrung。DUKEVINCENTIONotIsabel?ProvostNo。DUKEVINCENTIOTheywill,then,ere’tbelong。ProvostWhatcomfortisforClaudio?DUKEVINCENTIOThere’ssomeinhope。ProvostItisabitterdeputy。DUKEVINCENTIONotso,notso;hislifeisparallel’dEvenwiththestrokeandlineofhisgreatjustice:
  HedothwithholyabstinencesubdueThatinhimselfwhichhespursonhispowerToqualifyinothers:werehemeal’dwiththatWhichhecorrects,thenwerehetyrannous;
  Butthisbeingso,he’sjust。
  KnockingwithinNowaretheycome。
  ExitProvostThisisagentleprovost:seldomwhenThesteeledgaoleristhefriendofmen。
  KnockingwithinHownow!whatnoise?Thatspirit’spossessedwithhasteThatwoundstheunsistingposternwiththesestrokes。
  Re-enterProvostProvostTherehemuststayuntiltheofficerArisetolethimin:heiscall’dup。DUKEVINCENTIOHaveyounocountermandforClaudioyet,Buthemustdieto-morrow?ProvostNone,sir,none。DUKEVINCENTIOAsnearthedawning,provost,asitis,Youshallhearmoreeremorning。ProvostHappilyYousomethingknow;yetIbelievetherecomesNocountermand;nosuchexamplehavewe:
  Besides,upontheverysiegeofjusticeLordAngelohathtothepublicearProfess’dthecontrary。
  EnteraMessengerThisishislordship’sman。DUKEVINCENTIOAndherecomesClaudio’spardon。Messenger[Givingapaper]
  Mylordhathsentyouthisnote;andbymethisfurthercharge,thatyouswervenotfromthesmallestarticleofit,neitherintime,matter,orothercircumstance。Goodmorrow;for,asItakeit,itisalmostday。ProvostIshallobeyhim。
  ExitMessengerDUKEVINCENTIO[Aside]Thisishispardon,purchasedbysuchsinForwhichthepardonerhimselfisin。
  Hencehathoffencehisquickcelerity,Whenitisborninhighauthority:
  Whenvicemakesmercy,mercy’ssoextended,Thatforthefault’sloveistheoffenderfriended。
  Now,sir,whatnews?ProvostItoldyou。LordAngelo,belikethinkingmeremissinmineoffice,awakensmewiththisunwontedputting-on;methinksstrangely,forhehathnotuseditbefore。DUKEVINCENTIOPrayyou,let’shear。Provost[Reads]
  ’Whatsoeveryoumayheartothecontrary,letClaudiobeexecutedbyfouroftheclock;andintheafternoonBarnardine:formybettersatisfaction,letmehaveClaudio’sheadsentmebyfive。Letthisbedulyperformed;withathoughtthatmoredependsonitthanwemustyetdeliver。Thusfailnottodoyouroffice,asyouwillansweritatyourperil。’
  Whatsayyoutothis,sir?DUKEVINCENTIOWhatisthatBarnardinewhoistobeexecutedintheafternoon?ProvostABohemianborn,butherenursedunandbred;onethatisaprisonernineyearsold。DUKEVINCENTIOHowcameitthattheabsentdukehadnoteitherdeliveredhimtohislibertyorexecutedhim?
  I
  havehearditwaseverhismannertodoso。ProvostHisfriendsstillwroughtreprievesforhim:and,indeed,hisfact,tillnowinthegovernmentofLordAngelo,camenottoanundoubtfulproof。DUKEVINCENTIOItisnowapparent?ProvostMostmanifest,andnotdeniedbyhimself。DUKEVINCENTIOHathhebornhimselfpenitentlyinprison?
  howseemshetobetouched?ProvostAmanthatapprehendsdeathnomoredreadfullybutasadrunkensleep;careless,reckless,andfearlessofwhat’spast,present,ortocome;insensibleofmortality,anddesperatelymortal。DUKEVINCENTIOHewantsadvice。ProvostHewillhearnone:hehathevermorehadthelibertyoftheprison;givehimleavetoescapehence,hewouldnot:drunkmanytimesaday,ifnotmanydaysentirelydrunk。Wehaveveryoftawakedhim,asiftocarryhimtoexecution,andshowedhimaseemingwarrantforit:ithathnotmovedhimatall。DUKEVINCENTIOMoreofhimanon。Thereiswritteninyourbrow,provost,honestyandconstancy:ifIreaditnottruly,myancientskillbeguilesme;but,intheboldnessofmycunning,Iwilllaymyselfinhazard。
  Claudio,whomhereyouhavewarranttoexecute,isnogreaterforfeittothelawthanAngelowhohathsentencedhim。Tomakeyouunderstandthisinamanifestedeffect,Icravebutfourdays’respite;
  forthewhichyouaretodomebothapresentandadangerouscourtesy。ProvostPray,sir,inwhat?DUKEVINCENTIOInthedelayingdeath。ProvostAlack,howmayIdoit,havingthehourlimited,andanexpresscommand,underpenalty,todeliverhisheadintheviewofAngelo?ImaymakemycaseasClaudio’s,tocrossthisinthesmallest。DUKEVINCENTIOBythevowofmineorderIwarrantyou,ifmyinstructionsmaybeyourguide。LetthisBarnardinebethismorningexecuted,andhisheadborntoAngelo。ProvostAngelohathseenthemboth,andwilldiscoverthefavour。DUKEVINCENTIOO,death’sagreatdisguiser;andyoumayaddtoit。
  Shavethehead,andtiethebeard;andsayitwasthedesireofthepenitenttobesobaredbeforehisdeath:youknowthecourseiscommon。Ifanythingfalltoyouuponthis,morethanthanksandgoodfortune,bythesaintwhomIprofess,Iwillpleadagainstitwithmylife。ProvostPardonme,goodfather;itisagainstmyoath。DUKEVINCENTIOWereyousworntotheduke,ortothedeputy?ProvostTohim,andtohissubstitutes。DUKEVINCENTIOYouwillthinkyouhavemadenooffence,ifthedukeavouchthejusticeofyourdealing?ProvostButwhatlikelihoodisinthat?DUKEVINCENTIONotaresemblance,butacertainty。YetsinceIseeyoufearful,thatneithermycoat,integrity,norpersuasioncanwitheaseattemptyou,IwillgofurtherthanImeant,topluckallfearsoutofyou。
  Lookyou,sir,hereisthehandandsealoftheduke:youknowthecharacter,Idoubtnot;andthesignetisnotstrangetoyou。ProvostIknowthemboth。DUKEVINCENTIOThecontentsofthisisthereturnoftheduke:youshallanonover-readitatyourpleasure;whereyoushallfind,withinthesetwodayshewillbehere。
  ThisisathingthatAngeloknowsnot;forhethisverydayreceiveslettersofstrangetenor;
  perchanceoftheduke’sdeath;perchanceenteringintosomemonastery;but,bychance,nothingofwhatiswrit。Look,theunfoldingstarcallsuptheshepherd。Putnotyourselfintoamazementhowthesethingsshouldbe:alldifficultiesarebuteasywhentheyareknown。Callyourexecutioner,andoffwithBarnardine’shead:Iwillgivehimapresentshriftandadvisehimforabetterplace。Yetyouareamazed;butthisshallabsolutelyresolveyou。
  Comeaway;itisalmostcleardawn。
  ExeuntSCENEIII。Anotherroominthesame。EnterPOMPEYPOMPEYIamaswellacquaintedhereasIwasinourhouseofprofession:onewouldthinkitwereMistressOverdone’sownhouse,forherebemanyofheroldcustomers。First,here’syoungMasterRash;he’sinforacommodityofbrownpaperandoldginger,ninescoreandseventeenpounds;ofwhichhemadefivemarks,readymoney:marry,thengingerwasnotmuchinrequest,fortheoldwomenwerealldead。
  ThenistherehereoneMasterCaper,atthesuitofMasterThree-pilethemercer,forsomefoursuitsofpeach-colouredsatin,whichnowpeacheshimabeggar。ThenhavewehereyoungDizy,andyoungMasterDeep-vow,andMasterCopperspur,andMasterStarve-lackeytherapieranddaggerman,andyoungDrop-heirthatkilledlustyPudding,andMasterForthlightthetilter,andbraveMasterShootythegreattraveller,andwildHalf-canthatstabbedPots,and,Ithink,fortymore;allgreatdoersinourtrade,andarenow’fortheLord’ssake。’
  EnterABHORSONABHORSONSirrah,bringBarnardinehither。POMPEYMasterBarnardine!youmustriseandbehanged。
  MasterBarnardine!ABHORSONWhat,ho,Barnardine!BARNARDINE[Within]Apoxo’yourthroats!Whomakesthatnoisethere?Whatareyou?POMPEYYourfriends,sir;thehangman。Youmustbesogood,sir,toriseandbeputtodeath。BARNARDINE[Within]Away,yourogue,away!Iamsleepy。ABHORSONTellhimhemustawake,andthatquicklytoo。POMPEYPray,MasterBarnardine,awaketillyouareexecuted,andsleepafterwards。ABHORSONGointohim,andfetchhimout。POMPEYHeiscoming,sir,heiscoming;Ihearhisstrawrustle。ABHORSONIstheaxeupontheblock,sirrah?POMPEYVeryready,sir。
  EnterBARNARDINEBARNARDINEHownow,Abhorson?what’sthenewswithyou?ABHORSONTruly,sir,Iwoulddesireyoutoclapintoyourprayers;for,lookyou,thewarrant’scome。BARNARDINEYourogue,Ihavebeendrinkingallnight;
  Iamnotfittedfor’t。POMPEYO,thebetter,sir;forhethatdrinksallnight,andishangedbetimesinthemorning,maysleepthesounderallthenextday。ABHORSONLookyou,sir;herecomesyourghostlyfather:dowejestnow,thinkyou?
  EnterDUKEVINCENTIOdisguisedasbeforeDUKEVINCENTIOSir,inducedbymycharity,andhearinghowhastilyyouaretodepart,Iamcometoadviseyou,comfortyouandpraywithyou。BARNARDINEFriar,notIIhavebeendrinkinghardallnight,andIwillhavemoretimetoprepareme,ortheyshallbeatoutmybrainswithbillets:Iwillnotconsenttodiethisday,that’scertain。DUKEVINCENTIOO,sir,youmust:andthereforeIbeseechyouLookforwardonthejourneyyoushallgo。BARNARDINEIswearIwillnotdieto-dayforanyman’spersuasion。DUKEVINCENTIOButhearyou。BARNARDINENotaword:ifyouhaveanythingtosaytome,cometomyward;forthencewillnotIto-day。
  ExitDUKEVINCENTIOUnfittoliveordie:Ogravelheart!
  Afterhim,fellows;bringhimtotheblock。
  ExeuntABHORSONandPOMPEY
  Re-enterProvostProvostNow,sir,howdoyoufindtheprisoner?DUKEVINCENTIOAcreatureunprepared,unmeetfordeath;
  AndtotransporthiminthemindheisWeredamnable。ProvostHereintheprison,father,TherediedthismorningofacruelfeverOneRagozine,amostnotoriouspirate,AmanofClaudio’syears;hisbeardandheadJustofhiscolour。WhatifwedoomitThisreprobatetillhewerewellinclined;
  AndsatisfythedeputywiththevisageOfRagozine,moreliketoClaudio?DUKEVINCENTIOO,’tisanaccidentthatheavenprovides!
  Dispatchitpresently;thehourdrawsonPrefix’dbyAngelo:seethisbedone,Andsentaccordingtocommand;whilesI
  Persuadethisrudewretchwillinglytodie。ProvostThisshallbedone,goodfather,presently。
  ButBarnardinemustdiethisafternoon:
  AndhowshallwecontinueClaudio,TosavemefromthedangerthatmightcomeIfhewereknownalive?DUKEVINCENTIOLetthisbedone。
  Puttheminsecretholds,bothBarnardineandClaudio:
  EretwicethesunhathmadehisjournalgreetingTotheundergeneration,youshallfindYoursafetymanifested。ProvostIamyourfreedependant。DUKEVINCENTIOQuick,dispatch,andsendtheheadtoAngelo。
  ExitProvostNowwillIwriteletterstoAngelo,——
  Theprovost,heshallbearthem,whosecontentsShallwitnesstohimIamnearathome,Andthat,bygreatinjunctions,IamboundToenterpublicly:himI’lldesireTomeetmeattheconsecratedfountAleaguebelowthecity;andfromthence,Bycoldgradationandwell-balancedform,WeshallproceedwithAngelo。