PHILLY——[withsuspicion。]——DidheseeChristy?
WIDOWQUIN。Hedidn’t。(Withawarninggesture。)Letyounotbeputtinghiminmindofhim,oryou’llbelikelysummonedifthere’smurderdone。(LookingroundatMahon。)Whisht!He’slistening。Waitnowtillyouhearmetakinghimeasyandunravellingall。(ShegoestoMahon。)Andwhatwayareyoufeeling,mister?Areyouincontentmentnow?
MAHON——[slightlyemotionalfromhisdrink。]——I’mpoorlyonly,forit’sahardstorythewayI’mleftto-day,whenitwasIdidtendhimfromhishourofbirth,andheadunceneverreachedhissecondbook,thewayhe’dcomefromschool,many’stheday,withhislegslamedunderhim,andheblackenedwithhisbeatingslikeatinker’sass。It’sahardstory,I’msaying,thewaysomedohavetheirnextandnighestraisingupahandofmurderonthem,andsomeislonesomegettingtheirdeathwithlamentationinthedeadofnight。
WIDOWQUIN——[notknowingwhattosay。]——Tohearyoutalkingsoquiet,who’dknowyouwerethesamefellowweseenpassto-day?
MAHON。I’mthesamesurely。Thewrackandruinofthreescoreyears;andit’saterrortolivethatlength,Itellyou,andtohaveyoursonsgoingtothedogsagainstyou,andyouworeoutscoldingthem,andskelpingthem,andGodknowswhat。
PHILLY——[toJimmy。]——He’snotraving。(ToWidowQuin。)Willyouaskhimwhatkindwashisson?
WIDOWQUIN——[toMahon,withapeculiarlook。]——Wasyoursonthathityoualadofoneyearandascoremaybe,agreathandatracingandleppingandlickingtheworld?
MAHON——[turningonherwitharoarofrage。]——Didn’tyouhearmesayhewasthefoolofmen,thewayfromthisouthe’llknowtheorphan’slotwitholdandyoungmakinggameofhimandtheyswearing,raging,kickingathimlikeamangycur。[Agreatburstofcheeringoutside,somewayoff。]
MAHON——[puttinghishandstohisears。]——WhatinthenameofGoddotheywantroaringbelow?
WIDOWQUIN——[withtheshadeofasmile。]——They’recheeringayounglad,thechampionPlayboyoftheWesternWorld。[Morecheering。]
MAHON——[goingtowindow。]It’dsplitmyhearttohearthem,andIwithpulsesinmybrain-panforaweekgoneby。Isitracingtheyare?
JIMMY——[lookingfromdoor。]——Itisthen。Theyaremountinghimforthemuleracewillberunuponthesands。That’stheplayboyonthewinkeredmule。
MAHON[puzzled。]Thatlad,isit?Ifyousaiditwasafoolhewas,I’dhavelaidamightyoathhewasthelikenessofmywanderingson(uneasily,puttinghishandtohishead。)Faith,I’mthinkingI’llgowalkingfortoviewtherace。
WIDOWQUIN——[stoppinghim,sharply。]——Youwillnot。You’dbesttaketheroadtoBelmullet,andnotbedilly-dallyinginthisplacewherethereisn’taspotyoucouldsleep。
PHILLY——[comingforward。]——Don’tmindher。Mountthereonthebenchandyou’llhaveaviewofthewhole。They’rehurryingbeforethetidewillrise,andit’dbenearoverifyouwentdownthepathwaythroughthecragsbelow。
MAHON[mountsonbench,WidowQuinbesidehim。]——That’sarightviewagaintheedgeofthesea。They’recomingnowfromthepoint。He’sleading。Whoisheatall?
WIDOWQUIN。He’sthechampionoftheworld,Itellyou,andthereisn’tahop’orthisn’tfallingluckytohishandsto-day。
PHILLY——[lookingout,interestedintherace。]——Lookatthat。They’repressinghimnow。
JIMMY。He’llwinityet。
PHILLY。Takeyourtime,JimmyFarrell。It’stoosoontosay。
WIDOWQUIN——[shouting。]Watchhimtakingthegate。There’sriding。
JIMMY——[cheering。]Morepowertotheyounglad!
MAHON。He’spassingthethird。
JIMMY。He’lllickthemyet!
WIDOWQUIN。He’dlickthemifhewasrunningraceswithascoreitself。
MAHON。Lookatthemulehehas,kickingthestars。
WIDOWQUIN。Therewasalep!(catchingholdofMahoninherexcitement。)He’sfallen!He’smountedagain!Faith,he’spassingthemall!
JIMMY。Lookathimskelpingher!
PHILLY。Andthemountaingirlshooshinghimon!
JIMMY。It’sthelastturn!Thepost’sclearedforthemnow!
MAHON。Lookatthenarrowplace。He’llbeintothebogs!(Withayell。)
Goodrider!He’sthroughitagain!
JIMMY。Heneckandneck!
MAHON。Goodboytohim!Flames,buthe’sin![Greatcheering,inwhichalljoin。]
MAHON[withhesitation。]What’sthat?They’reraisinghimup。They’recomingthisway。(Witharoarofrageandastonishment。)It’sChristy!bythestarsofGod!I’dknowhiswayofspittingandheastridethemoon。[Hejumpsdownandmakesforthedoor,butWidowQuincatcheshimandpullshimback。]
WIDOWQUIN。Stayquiet,willyou。That’snotyourson。(ToJimmy。)Stophim,oryou’llgetamonthfortheabettingofmanslaughterandbefinedaswell。
JIMMY。I’llholdhim。
MAHON[struggling。]Letmeout!Letmeout,thelotofyou!tillIhavemyvengeanceonhisheadto-day。
WIDOWQUIN——[shakinghim,vehemently。]——That’snotyourson。That’samanisgoingtomakeamarriagewiththedaughterofthishouse,aplacewithfinetrade,withalicense,andwithpoteentoo。
MAHON——[amazed。]Thatmanmarryingadecentandamoneyedgirl!Isitmadyousare?Isitinacrazy-houseforfemalesthatI’mlandednow?
WIDOWQUIN。It’smadyourselfiswiththeblowuponyourhead。ThatladisthewonderoftheWesternWorld。
MAHON。Iseenit’smyson。
WIDOWQUIN。Youseenthatyou’remad。(Cheeringoutside。)Doyouhearthemcheeringhiminthezig-zagsoftheroad?Aren’tyouaftersayingthatyourson’safool,andhowwouldtheybecheeringatrueidiotborn?
MAHON——[gettingdistressed。]——It’smaybeoutofreasonthatthatman’shimself。(Cheeringagain。)There’snonesurelywillgocheeringhim。Oh,I’mravingwithamadnessthatwouldfrighttheworld!(Hesitsdownwithhishandtohishead。)TherewasonetimeIseentenscarletdivilslettingonthey’dcorkmyspiritinagalloncan;andonetimeIseenratsasbigasbadgerssuckingthelifebloodfromthebuttofmylug;butInevertillthisdayconfusedthatdribblingidiotwithalikelyman。I’mdestroyedsurely。
WIDOWQUIN。Andwho’dwonderwhenit’syourbrain-panthatisgapingnow?
MAHON。Thentheblightofthesacreddroughtuponmyselfandhim,forIneverwentmadtothisday,andInotthreeweekswiththeLimerickgirlsdrinkingmyselfsilly,andparlaticfromthedusktodawn。(ToWidowQuin,suddenly。)
Ismyvisageastray?
WIDOWQUIN。Itisthen。You’reasniggeringmaniac,achildcouldsee。
MAHON——[gettingupmorecheerfully。]——ThenI’dbestbegoingtotheunionbeyond,andthere’llbeawelcomebeforeme,Itellyou(withgreatpride),andIaterribleandfearfulcase,thewaythatthereIwasonetime,screechinginastraightenedwaistcoat,withsevendoctorswritingoutmysayingsinaprintedbook。Wouldyoubelievethat?
WIDOWQUIN。Ifyou’reawonderitself,you’dbestbehasty,forthemladscaughtamaniaconetimeandpeltedthepoorcreaturetillheranout,ravingandfoaming,andwasdrownedinthesea。
MAHON——[withphilosophy。]——It’struemankindisthedivilwhenyourhead’sastray。LetmeoutnowandI’llslipdowntheboreen,andnotseethemso。
WIDOWQUIN——[showinghimout。]——That’sit。Runtotheright,andnotaonewillsee。[Herunsoff。]
PHILLY——[wisely。]You’reatsomegaming,WidowQuin;butI’llwalkafterhimandgivehimhisdinnerandatimetorest,andI’llseethenifhe’sravingorassaneasyou。
WIDOWQUIN——[annoyed。]Ifyougonearthatlad,letyoubewaryofyourhead,I’msaying。Didn’tyouhearhimtellinghewascrazedattimes?
PHILLY。Iheardhimtellingapower;andI’mthinkingwe’llhaverightsport,beforenightwillfall。[Hegoesout。]
JIMMY。Well,Philly’saconceitedandfoolishman。Howcouldthatmadmanhavehissensesandhisbrain-panslit?I’llgoafterthemandseehimturnonPhillynow。[Hegoes;WidowQuinhidespoteenbehindcounter。Thenhubbuboutside。]
VOICES。Thereyouare!Goodjumper!Grandlepper!Darlintboy!He’stheracer!Bearhimon,willyou![Christycomesin,inJockey’sdress,withPegeenMike,Sara,andothergirls,andmen。]
PEGEEN——[tocrowd。]——Goonnowanddon’tdestroyhimandhedrenchingwithsweat。Goalong,I’msaying,andhaveyourtug-of-warringtillhe’sdriedhisskin。
CROWD。Here’shisprizes!Abagpipes!Afiddlewasplayedbyapoetintheyearsgoneby!Aflatandthree-thornedblackthornwouldlickthescholarsoutofDublintown!
CHRISTY——[takingprizesfromthemen。]——Thankyoukindly,thelotofyou。
Butyou’dsayitwaslittleonlyIdidthisdayifyou’dseenmeawhilesincestrikingmyonesingleblow。
TOWNCRIER——[outside,ringingabell。]——Takenotice,lasteventofthisday!Tug-of-warringonthegreenbelow!Comeon,thelotofyou!GreatachievementsforallMayomen!
PEGEEN。Goon,andleavehimfortorestanddry。Goon,Itellyou,forhe’lldonomore。(Shehustlescrowdout;WidowQuinfollowingthem。)
MEN——[going。]——Comeonthen。Goodluckforthewhile!
PEGEEN——[radiantly,wipinghisfacewithhershawl。]——Well,you’rethelad,andyou’llhavegreattimesfromthisoutwhenyoucouldwinthatwealthofprizes,andyousweatingintheheatofnoon!
CHRISTY——[lookingatherwithdelight。]——I’llhavegreattimesifIwinthecrowningprizeI’mseekingnow,andthat’syourpromisethatyou’llwedmeinafortnight,whenourbannsiscalled。
PEGEEN——[backingawayfromhim。]——You’verightdaringtogoaskmethat,whenallknowsyou’llbestartingtosomegirlinyourowntownland,whenyourfather’srotteninfourmonths,orfive。
CHRISTY——[indignantly。]Startingfromyou,isit?(Hefollowsher。)I
willnot,then,andwhentheairsiswarminginfourmonths,orfive,it’sthenyourselfandmeshouldbepacingNeifininthedewsofnight,thetimessweetsmellsdoberising,andyou’dseealittleshinynewmoon,maybe,sinkingonthehills。
PEGEEN[lookingathimplayfully。]——Andit’sthatkindofapoacher’sloveyou’dmake,ChristyMahon,onthesidesofNeifin,whenthenightisdown?
CHRISTY。It’slittleyou’llthinkifmylove’sapoacher’s,oranearl’sitself,whenyou’llfeelmytwohandsstretchedaroundyou,andIsqueezingkissesonyourpuckeredlips,tillI’dfeelakindofpityfortheLordGodisallagessittinglonesomeinhisgoldenchair。
PEGEEN。That’llberightfun,ChristyMahon,andanygirlwouldwalkherheartoutbeforeshe’dmeetayoungmanwasyourlikeforeloquence,ortalk,atall。
CHRISTY——[encouraged。]Letyouwait,tohearmetalking,tillwe’reastrayinErris,whenGoodFriday’sby,drinkingasupfromawell,andmakingmightykisseswithourwettedmouths,orgaminginagaporsunshine,withyourselfstretchedbackuntoyournecklace,intheflowersoftheearth。
PEGEEN——[inalowervoice,movedbyhistone。]——I’dbeniceso,isit?
CHRISTY——[withrapture。]——Ifthemitredbishopsseenyouthattime,they’dbethelikeoftheholyprophets,I’mthinking,dobestrainingthebarsofParadisetolayeyesontheLadyHelenofTroy,andsheabroad,pacingbackandforward,withanosegayinhergoldenshawl。
PEGEEN——[withrealtenderness。]——AndwhatisitIhave,ChristyMahon,tomakemefittingentertainmentforthelikeofyou,thathassuchpoet’stalking,andsuchbraveryofheart?
CHRISTY——[inalowvoice。]——Isn’ttherethelightofsevenheavensinyourheartalone,thewayyou’llbeanangel’slamptomefromthisout,andI
abroadinthedarkness,spearingsalmonsintheOwen,ortheCarrowmore?
PEGEEN。IfIwasyourwife,I’dbealongwithyouthosenights,ChristyMahon,thewayyou’dseeIwasagreathandatcoaxingbailiffs,orcoiningfunnynick-namesforthestarsofnight。
CHRISTY。You,isit?Takingyourdeathinthehailstones,orinthefogsofdawn。
PEGEEN。Yourselfandmewouldsheltereasyinanarrowbush,(withaqualmofdread)butwe’reonlytalking,maybe,forthiswouldbeapoor,thatchedplacetoholdafineladisthelikeofyou。
CHRISTY——[puttinghisarmroundher。]——IfIwasn’tagoodChristian,it’sonmynakedkneesI’dbesayingmyprayersandpaterstoeveryjackstrawyouhaveroofingyourhead,andeverystonypebbleispavingthelanewaytoyourdoor。
PEGEEN——[radiantly。]Ifthat’sthetruth,I’llbeburningcandlesfromthisouttothemiraclesofGodthathavebroughtyoufromthesouthto-day,andI,withmygownsboughtready,thewaythatIcanwedyou,andnotwaitatall。
CHRISTY。It’smiracles,andthat’sthetruth。Metheretoilingalongwhile,andwalkingalongwhile,notknowingatallIwasdrawingalltimesnearertothisholyday。
PEGEEN。Andmyself,agirl,wastemptedoftentogosailingtheseastillI’dmarryaJew-man,withtenkegsofgold,andInotknowingatalltherewasthelikeofyoudrawingnearer,likethestarsofGod。
CHRISTY。AndtothinkI’mlongyearshearingwomentalkingthattalk,toallbloodyfools,andthisthefirsttimeI’veheardthelikeofyourvoicetalkingsweetlyformyowndelight。
PEGEEN。Andtothinkit’smeistalkingsweetly,ChristyMahon,andIthefrightofseventownlandsformybitingtongue。Well,theheart’sawonder;
and,I’mthinking,therewon’tbeourlikeinMayo,forgallantlovers,fromthishour,to-day。(Drunkensingingisheardoutside。)There’smyfathercomingfromthewake,andwhenhe’shadhissleepwe’lltellhim,forhe’speacefulthen。[Theyseparate。]
MICHAEL——[singingoutside]——
ThejailorandtheturnkeyTheyquicklyranusdown,AndbroughtusbackasprisonersOncemoretoCavantown。[HecomesinsupportedbyShawn。]
TherewelaybewailingAllinaprisonbound……[HeseesChristy。Goesandshakeshimdrunkenlybythehand,whilePegeenandShawntalkontheleft。]
MICHAEL——[toChristy。]——TheblessingofGodandtheholyangelsonyourhead,youngfellow。Iheartellyou’reafterwinningallinthesportsbelow;
andwasn’titashameIdidn’tbearyoualongwithmetoKateCassidy’swake,afine,stoutlad,thelikeofyou,foryou’dneverseethematchofitforflowsofdrink,thewaywhenwesunkherbonesatnoondayinhernarrowgrave,therewerefivemen,aye,andsixmen,stretchedoutretchingspeechlessontheholystones。
CHRISTY——[uneasily,watchingPegeen。]——Isthatthetruth?
MICHAEL。Itisthen,andaren’tyoualoutyschemertogoburyingyourpoorfatherunbeknownstwhenyou’darighttothrowhimonthecrupperofaKerrymuleanddrivehimwestwards,likeholyJosephinthedaysgoneby,thewaywecouldhavegivenhimadecentburial,andnothavehimrottingbeyond,andnotaChristiandrinkingasmartdroptothegloryofhissoul?
CHRISTY——[gruffly。]It’swellenoughhe’slying,forthelikesofhim。
MICHAEL——[slappinghimontheback。]——Well,aren’tyouahardenedslayer?
It’llbeapoorthingforthehouseholdmanwhereyougosniffingforafemalewife;and(pointingtoShawn)lookbeyondatthatshyanddecentChristianI
havechosenformydaughter’shand,andIaftergettingthegildeddispensationthisdayfortowedthemnow。
CHRISTY。Andyou’llbeweddingthemthisday,isit?
MICHAEL——[drawinghimselfup。]——Aye。Areyouthinking,ifI’mdrunkitself,I’dleavemydaughterlivingsinglewithalittlefriskyrascalisthelikeofyou?
PEGEEN——[breakingawayfromShawn。]——Isitthetruththedispensation’scome?
MICHAEL——[triumphantly。]FatherReilly’safterreadingitingallousLatin,and"It’scomeinthenickoftime,"sayshe;"soI’llwedtheminahurry,dreadingthatyounggafferwho’dcapsizethestars。"
PEGEEN——[fiercely。]He’smissedhisnickoftime,forit’sthatlad,ChristyMahon,thatI’mweddingnow。
MICHAEL——[loudlywithhorror。]——You’dbemakinghimasontome,andhewetandcrustedwithhisfather’sblood?
PEGEEN。Aye。Wouldn’titbeabitterthingforagirltogomarryingthelikeofShaneen,andheamiddlingkindofascarecrow,withnosavageryorfinewordsinhimatall?
MICHAEL——[gaspingandsinkingonachair。]——Oh,aren’tyouaheathendaughtertogoshakingthefatofmyheart,andIswampedanddrowndedwiththeweightofdrink?WouldyouhavethemturningonmethewaythatI’dberoaringtothedawnofdaywiththewinduponmyheart?Haveyounotawordtoaidme,Shaneen?Areyounotjealousatall?
SHANEEN——[Ingreatmisery。]——I’dbeafeardtobejealousofamandidslayhisda。
PEGEEN。Well,it’dbeapoorthingtogomarryingyourlike。I’mseeingthere’saworldofperilforanorphangirl,andisn’titagreatblessingI
didn’twedyou,beforehimselfcamewalkingfromthewestorsouth?
SHAWN。It’saqueerstoryyou’dgopickingadirtytrampupfromthehighwaysoftheworld。
PEGEEN——[playfully。]Andyouthinkyou’realikelybeautogostrayingalongwith,theshinySundaysoftheopeningyear,whenit’ssooneronabullock’sliveryou’dputapoorgirlthinkingthanonthelilyortherose?
SHAWN。Andhaveyounomindofmyweightofpassion,andtheholydispensation,andthedriftofheifersIamgiving,andthegoldenring?
PEGEEN。I’mthinkingyou’retoofineforthelikeofme,ShawnKeoghofKillakeen,andletyougoofftillyou’dfindaradiantladywithdrovesofbullocksontheplainsofMeath,andherselfbedizenedinthediamondjewelleriesofPharaoh’sma。That’dbeyourmatch,Shaneen。SoGodsaveyounow![SheretreatsbehindChristy。]
SHAWN。Won’tyouhearmetellingyou……?
CHRISTY——[withferocity。]——Takeyourselffromthis,youngfellow,orI’llmaybeaddamurdertomydeedsto-day。
MICHAEL——[springingupwithashriek。]——Murderisit?Isitmadyousare?
Wouldyougomakingmurderinthisplace,anditpiledwithpoteenforourdrinkto-night?Goontotheforeshoreifit’sfightingyouwant,wheretherisingtidewillwashalltracesfromthememoryofman。[PushingShawntowardsChristy。]
SHAWN——[shakinghimselffree,andgettingbehindMichael。]——I’llnotfighthim,MichaelJames。I’dlieferliveabachelor,simmeringinpassionstotheendoftime,thanfacealeppingsavagethelikeofhimhasdescendedfromtheLordknowswhere。Strikehimyourself,MichaelJames,oryou’lllosemydriftofheifersandmybluebullfromSneem。
MICHAEL。Isitmefighthim,whenit’sfather-slayinghe’sbredtonow?
(PushingShawn。)Goonyoufoolandfighthimnow。
SHAWN——[comingforwardalittle。]——WillIstrikehimwithmyhand?
MICHAEL。Taketheloyisonyourwesternside。
SHAWN。I’dbeafeardofthegallowsifIstruckhimwiththat。
CHRISTY——[takinguptheloy。]——ThenI’llmakeyoufacethegallowsorquitofffromthis。[Shawnfliesoutofthedoor。]
CHRISTY。Well,fineweatherbeafterhim,(goingtoMichael,coaxingly)andI’mthinkingyouwouldn’twishtohavethatquakingblackguardinyourhouseatall。Letyougiveusyourblessingandhearherswearherfaithtome,forI’mmountedonthespring-tideofthestarsofluck,thewayit’llbegoodforanytohavemeinthehouse。
PEGEEN[attheothersideofMichael。]——Blessusnow,forIsweartoGodI’llwedhim,andI’llnotrenege。
MICHAEL——[standingupinthecentre,holdingontobothofthem。]——It’sthewillofGod,I’mthinking,thatallshouldwinaneasyoracruelend,andit’sthewillofGodthatallshouldrearuplengthyfamiliesforthenurtureoftheearth。What’sasingleman,Iaskyou,eatingabitinonehouseanddrinkingasupinanother,andhewithnoplaceofhisown,likeanoldbrayingjackassstrayedupontherocks?(ToChristy。)It’smanywouldbeindreadtobringyourlikeintotheirhousefortoendthem,maybe,withasuddenend;butI’madecentmanofIreland,andIlieferfacethegraveuntimelyandIseeingascoreofgrandsonsgrowinguplittlegallantswearersbythenameofGod,thangopeoplingmybedsidewithpunyweedsthelikeofwhatyou’dbreed,I’mthinking,outofShaneenKeogh。(Hejoinstheirhands。)
Adaringfellowisthejeweloftheworld,andamandidsplithisfather’smiddlewithasingleclout,shouldhavethebraveryoften,somayGodandMaryandSt。Patrickblessyou,andincreaseyoufromthismortalday。
CHRISTYANDPEGEEN。Amen,OLord!
[Hubbuboutside。]
[OldMahonrushesin,followedbyallthecrowd,andWidowQuin。HemakesarushatChristy,knockshimdown,andbeginstobeathim。]
PEGEEN——[draggingbackhisarm。]——Stopthat,willyou。Whoareyouatall?
MAHON。Hisfather,Godforgiveme!
PEGEEN——[drawingback。]——Isitrosefromthedead?
MAHON。DoyouthinkIlooksoeasyquenchedwiththetapofaloy?[BeatsChristyagain。]
PEGEEN——[glaringatChristy。]——Andit’sliesyoutold,lettingonyouhadhimslitted,andyounothingatall。
CHRISTY——[clutchingMahon’sstick。]——He’snotmyfather。He’saravingmaniacwouldscaretheworld。(PointingtoWidowQuin。)Herselfknowsitistrue。
CROWD。You’refoolingPegeen!TheWidowQuinseenhimthisday,andyoulikelyknew!You’realiar!
CHRISTY——[dumbfounded。]It’shimselfwasaliar,lyingstretchedoutwithanopenheadonhim,lettingonhewasdead。
MAHON。Weren’tyouoffracingthehillsbeforeIgotmybreathwiththestartIhadseeingyouturnonmeatall?
PEGEEN。Andtothinkofthecoaxingglorywehadgivenhim,andheafterdoingnothingbuthittingasoftblowandchasingnorthwardinasweatoffear。Quitofffromthis。
CHRISTY——[piteously。]You’veseenmydoingsthisday,andletyousavemefromtheoldman;forwhywouldyoubeinsuchascorchofhastetospurmetodestructionnow?
PEGEEN。It’sthereyourtreacheryisspurringme,tillI’mhardsettothinkyou’retheoneI’mafterlacinginmyheart-stringshalf-an-hourgoneby。(ToMahon。)Takehimonfromthis,forIthinkbadtheworldshouldseemeragingforaMunsterliar,andthefoolofmen。
MAHON。Riseupnowtoretribution,andcomeonwithme。
CROWD——[jeeringly。]There’stheplayboy!There’stheladthoughthe’druletheroostinMayo。Slatehimnow,mister。
CHRISTY——[gettingupinshyterror。]——Whatisitdrivesyoutotormentmehere,whenI’daskedthethundersofthemightofGodtoblastmeifIeverdidhurttoanysavingonlythatonesingleblow。
MAHON——[loudly。]Ifyoudidn’t,you’reapoorgood-for-nothing,andisn’titbythelikeofyouthesinsofthewholeworldarecommitted?
CHRISTY——[raisinghishands。]——InthenameoftheAlmightyGod……
MAHON。LeavetroublingtheLordGod。Wouldyouhavehimsendingdowndroughts,andfevers,andtheoldhenandthecholeramorbus?
CHRISTY——[toWidowQuin。]——Willyoucomebetweenusandprotectmenow?
WIDOWQUIN。I’vetriedalot,Godhelpme,andmyshareisdone。
CHRISTY——[lookingroundindesperation。]——AndImustgobackintomytormentisit,orrunofflikeavagabondstrayingthroughtheUnionswiththedustsofAugustmakingmudstainsinthegulletofmythroat,orthewindsofMarchblowingonmetillI’dtakeanoathIfeltthemmakingwhistlesofmyribswithin?
SARA。AskPegeentoaidyou。Herlikedoesoftenchange。
CHRISTY。Iwillnotthen,forthere’stormentinthesplendourofherlike,andsheagirlanymoonofmidnightwouldtakepridetomeet,facingsouthwardsontheheathsofKeel。ButwhatdidIwantcrawlingforwardtoscorchmyunderstandingatherflamingbrow?
PEGEEN——[toMahon,vehemently,fearingshewillbreakintotears。]——TakehimonfromthisorI’llsettheyoungladstodestroyhimhere。
MAHON——[goingtohim,shakinghisstick。]——Comeonnowifyouwouldn’thavethecompanytoseeyouskelped。
PEGEEN——[halflaughing,throughhertears。]——That’sit,nowtheworldwillseehimpandied,andheanuglyliarwasplayingoffthehero,andthefrightofmen。
CHRISTY——[toMahon,verysharply。]——Leavemego!
CROWD。That’sit。NowChristy。Ifthemtwosetfighting,itwilllicktheworld。
MAHON——[makingagrabatChristy。]——Comeheretome。
CHRISTY——[morethreateningly。]——Leavemego,I’msaying。
MAHON。Iwillmaybe,whenyourlegsislimping,andyourbackisblue。
CROWD。Keepitup,thetwoofyou。I’llbacktheoldone。Nowtheplayboy。
CHRISTY——[inlowandintensevoice。]——Shutyouryelling,forifyou’reaftermakingamightymanofmethisdaybythepowerofalie,you’resettingmenowtothinkifit’sapoorthingtobelonesome,it’sworsemaybetogomixingwiththefoolsofearth。[Mahonmakesamovementtowardshim。]
CHRISTY——[almostshouting。]——Keepoff……lestIdoshowablowuntothelotofyouwouldsettheguardianangelswinkinginthecloudsabove。[Heswingsroundwithasuddenrapidmovementandpicksupaloy。]
CROWD——[halffrightened,halfamused。]——He’sgoingmad!Mindyourselves!
Runfromtheidiot!
CHRISTY。IfIamanidiot,I’mafterhearingmyvoicethisdaysayingwordswouldraisethetopknotonapoetinamerchant’stown。I’vewonyourracing,andyourlepping,and……
MAHON。Shutyourgulletandcomeonwithme。
CHRISTY。I’mgoing,butI’llstretchyoufirst。[HerunsatoldMahonwiththeloy,chaseshimoutofthedoor,followedbycrowdandWidowQuin。Thereisagreatnoiseoutside,thenayell,anddeadsilenceforamoment。Christycomesin,halfdazed,andgoestofire。]
WIDOWQUIN——[comingin,hurriedly,andgoingtohim。]——They’returningagainyou。Comeon,oryou’llbehanged,indeed。
CHRISTY。I’mthinking,fromthisout,Pegeen’llbegivingmepraisesthesameasinthehoursgoneby。
WIDOWQUIN——[impatiently。]Comebytheback-door。I’dthinkbadtohaveyoustifledonthegallowstree。
CHRISTY——[indignantly。]Iwillnot,then。Whatgood’dbemylife-time,ifIleftPegeen?
WIDOWQUIN。Comeon,andyou’llbenoworsethanyouwerelastnight;andyouwithadoublemurderthistimetobetellingtothegirls。
CHRISTY。I’llnotleavePegeenMike。
WIDOWQUIN——[impatiently。]Isn’ttherethematchofherineveryparishpublic,fromBinghamstownuntotheplainofMeath?Comeon,Itellyou,andI’llfindyoufinersweetheartsateachwaningmoon。
CHRISTY。It’sPegeenI’mseekingonly,andwhat’dIcareifyoubroughtmeadriftofchosenfemales,standingintheirshiftsitself,maybe,fromthisplacetotheEasternWorld?
SARA——[runsin,pullingoffoneofherpetticoats。]——They’regoingtohanghim。(Holdingoutpetticoatandshawl。)Fittheseuponhim,andlethimrunofftotheeast。
WIDOWQUIN。He’sravingnow;butwe’llfitthemonhim,andI’lltakehim,intheferry,totheAchillboat。
CHRISTY——[strugglingfeebly。]——Leavemego,willyou?whenI’mthinkingofmyluckto-day,forshewillwedmesurely,andIaprovenherointheendofall。[Theytrytofastenpetticoatroundhim。]
WIDOWQUIN。Takehislefthand,andwe’llpullhimnow。Comeon,youngfellow。
CHRISTY——[suddenlystartingup。]——You’llbetakingmefromher?You’rejealous,isit,ofherweddingme?Goonfromthis。[Hesnatchesupastool,andthreatensthemwithit。]
WIDOWQUIN——[going。]——It’sinthemad-housetheyshouldputhim,notinjail,atall。We’llgobytheback-door,tocallthedoctor,andwe’llsavehimso。[Shegoesout,withSara,throughinnerroom。Mencrowdinthedoorway。Christysitsdownagainbythefire。]
MICHAEL——[inaterrifiedwhisper。]——Istheoldladkilledsurely?
PHILLY。I’mafterfeelingthelastgaspsquittinghisheart。[TheypeerinatChristy。]
MICHAEL——[witharope。]——Lookatthewayheis。Twistahangman’sknotonit,andslipitoverhishead,whilehe’snotmindingatall。
PHILLY。Letyoutakeit,Shaneen。You’rethesoberestofallthat’shere。
SHAWN。Isitmetogonearhim,andhethewickedestandworstwithme?Letyoutakeit,PegeenMike。
PEGEEN。Comeon,so。[Shegoesforwardwiththeothers,andtheydropthedoublehitchoverhishead。]
CHRISTY。Whatailsyou?
SHAWN——[triumphantly,astheypulltheropetightonhisarms。]——Comeontothepeelers,tilltheystretchyounow。
CHRISTY。Me!
MICHAEL。Ifwetookpityonyou,theLordGodwould,maybe,bringusruinfromthelawto-day,soyou’dbestcomeeasy,forhangingisaneasyandaspeedyend。
CHRISTY。I’llnotstir。(ToPegeen。)Andwhatisityou’llsaytome,andI
afterdoingitthistimeinthefaceofall?
PEGEEN。I’llsay,astrangemanisamarvel,withhismightytalk;butwhat’sasquabbleinyourback-yard,andtheblowofaloy,havetaughtmethatthere’sagreatgapbetweenagallousstoryandadirtydeed。(ToMen。)Takehimonfromthis,orthelotofuswillbelikelyputontrialforhisdeedto-day。
CHRISTY——[withhorrorinhisvoice。]——Andit’syourselfwillsendmeoff,tohaveahorny-fingeredhangmanhitchinghisbloodyslip-knotsatthebuttofmyear。
MEN——[pullingrope。]——Comeon,willyou?[Heispulleddownonthefloor。]
CHRISTY——[twistinghislegsroundthetable。]——Cuttherope,Pegeen,andI’llquitthelotofyou,andlivefromthisout,likethemadmenofKeel,eatingmuckandgreenweeds,onthefacesofthecliffs。
PEGEEN。Andleaveustohang,isit,forasaucyliar,thelikeofyou?(Tomen。)Takehimon,outfromthis。
SHAWN。Pullatwistonhisneck,andsqueezehimso。
PHILLY。Twistyourself。Surehecannothurtyou,ifyoukeepyourdistancefromhisteethalone。
SHAWN。I’mafeardofhim。(ToPegeen。)Liftalightedsod,willyou,andscorchhisleg。
PEGEEN——[blowingthefire,withabellows。]Leavegonow,youngfellow,orI’llscorchyourshins。
CHRISTY。You’reblowingfortotortureme(Hisvoicerisingandgrowingstronger。)That’syourkind,isit?Thenletthelotofyoubewary,for,ifI’vetofacethegallows,I’llhaveagaymarchdown,Itellyou,andshedthebloodofsomeofyoubeforeIdie。
SHAWN——[interror。]——Keepagoodhold,Philly。Bewary,fortheloveofGod。ForI’mthinkinghewouldliefestwreakhispainsonme。
CHRISTY——[almostgaily。]——IfIdolaymyhandsonyou,it’sthewayyou’llbeatthefallofnight,hangingasascarecrowforthefowlsofhell。Ah,you’llhaveagallousjauntI’msaying,coachingoutthroughLimbowithmyfather’sghost。
SHAWN——[toPegeen。]——Makehaste,willyou?Oh,isn’theaholyterror,andisn’tittrueforFatherReilly,thatalldrink’sacursethathasthelotofyousoshakyanduncertainnow?
CHRISTY。IfIcanwringaneckamongyou,I’llhavearoyaljudgmentlookingonthetremblingjuryinthecourtsoflaw。Andwon’ttherebecryingoutinMayothedayI’mstretchedupontheropewithladiesintheirsilksandsatinssnivellingintheirlacykerchiefs,andtheyrhymingsongsandballadsontheterrorofmyfate?[HesquirmsroundonthefloorandbitesShawn’sleg。]
SHAWN——[shrieking。]Myleg’sbitonme。He’sthelikeofamaddog,I’mthinking,thewaythatIwillsurelydie。
CHRISTY——[delightedwithhimself。]——Youwillthen,thewayyoucanshakeouthell’sflagsofwelcomeformycomingintwoweeksorthree,forI’mthinkingSatanhasn’tmanyhavekilledtheirdainKerry,andinMayotoo。
[OldMahoncomesinbehindonallfoursandlooksonunnoticed。]
MEN——[toPegeen。]——Bringthesod,willyou?
PEGEEN[comingover。]——Godhelphimso。(Burnshisleg。)
CHRISTY——[kickingandscreaming。]——O,glorybetoGod![Hekicksloosefromthetable,andtheyalldraghimtowardsthedoor。]
JIMMY——[seeingoldMahon。]——Willyoulookwhat’scomein?[TheyalldropChristyandrunleft。]
CHRISTY——[scramblingonhiskneesfacetofacewitholdMahon。]——Areyoucomingtobekilledathirdtime,orwhatailsyounow?
MAHON。Forwhatisittheyhaveyoutied?
CHRISTY。They’retakingmetothepeelerstohavemehangedforslayingyou。
MICHAEL——[apologetically。]ItisthewillofGodthatallshouldguardtheirlittlecabinsfromthetreacheryoflaw,andwhatwouldmydaughterbedoingifIwasruinedorwashangeditself?
MAHON——[grimly,looseningChristy。]——It’slittleIcareifyouputabagonherback,andwentpickingcocklestillthehourofdeath;butmysonandmyselfwillbegoingourownway,andwe’llhavegreattimesfromthisouttellingstoriesofthevillainyofMayo,andthefoolsishere。(ToChristy,whoisfreed。)Comeonnow。
CHRISTY。Gowithyou,isit?Iwillthen,likeagallantcaptainwithhisheathenslave。GoonnowandI’llseeyoufromthisdaystewingmyoatmealandwashingmyspuds,forI’mmasterofallfightsfromnow。(PushingMahon。)
Goon,I’msaying。
MAHON。Isitme?
CHRISTY。Notawordoutofyou。Goonfromthis。
MAHON[walkingoutandlookingbackatChristyoverhisshoulder。]——GlorybetoGod!(Withabroadsmile。)Iamcrazyagain![Goes。]
CHRISTY。Tenthousandblessingsuponallthat’shere,foryou’veturnedmealikelygafferintheendofall,thewayI’llgoromancingthrougharompinglifetimefromthishourtothedawningofthejudgmentday。[Hegoesout。]
MICHAEL。BythewillofGod,we’llhavepeacenowforourdrinks。Willyoudrawtheporter,Pegeen?
SHAWN——[goinguptoher。]——It’samiracleFatherReillycanwedusintheendofall,andwe’llhavenonetotroubleuswhenhisviciousbiteishealed。
PEGEEN——[hittinghimaboxontheear。]——Quitmysight。(Puttinghershawloverherheadandbreakingoutintowildlamentations。)Ohmygrief,I’velosthimsurely。I’velosttheonlyPlayboyoftheWesternWorld。
CURTAIN
THEPLAYBOYOFTHEWESTERNWORLDwasfirstproducedbytheNationalTheatreSociety,Ltd。,attheAbbeyTheatre,onSaturday,26thJanuary,1907,underthedirectionofW。G。Fay。
ChristopherMahon,W。G。FAY
OldMahon,hisfather,asquatter,A。POWER。
MichaelJamesFlaherty(called"MichaelJames"),apublican,ARTHURSINCLAIR。
MargaretFlaherty(called"PegeenMike"),hisdaughter,MARIEO’NEILL。
ShawnKeogh,hersecondcousin,ayoungfarmer,F。J。FAY。
smallfarmers,PhillyO’Cullen,J。A。O’ROURKE。
JimmyFarrell,J。M。KERRIGAN。
WidowQuin,SARAALLGOOD
villagegirls,SaraTansey,BRIGITO’DEMPSEY
SusanBrady,ALICEO’SULLIVAN
HonorBlake,MARYCRAIG。
Peasants,HARRYYOUNG。
U。WRIGHT。