PHILLY——[withsuspicion。]——DidheseeChristy?
  WIDOWQUIN。Hedidn’t。(Withawarninggesture。)Letyounotbeputtinghiminmindofhim,oryou’llbelikelysummonedifthere’smurderdone。(LookingroundatMahon。)Whisht!He’slistening。Waitnowtillyouhearmetakinghimeasyandunravellingall。(ShegoestoMahon。)Andwhatwayareyoufeeling,mister?Areyouincontentmentnow?
  MAHON——[slightlyemotionalfromhisdrink。]——I’mpoorlyonly,forit’sahardstorythewayI’mleftto-day,whenitwasIdidtendhimfromhishourofbirth,andheadunceneverreachedhissecondbook,thewayhe’dcomefromschool,many’stheday,withhislegslamedunderhim,andheblackenedwithhisbeatingslikeatinker’sass。It’sahardstory,I’msaying,thewaysomedohavetheirnextandnighestraisingupahandofmurderonthem,andsomeislonesomegettingtheirdeathwithlamentationinthedeadofnight。
  WIDOWQUIN——[notknowingwhattosay。]——Tohearyoutalkingsoquiet,who’dknowyouwerethesamefellowweseenpassto-day?
  MAHON。I’mthesamesurely。Thewrackandruinofthreescoreyears;andit’saterrortolivethatlength,Itellyou,andtohaveyoursonsgoingtothedogsagainstyou,andyouworeoutscoldingthem,andskelpingthem,andGodknowswhat。
  PHILLY——[toJimmy。]——He’snotraving。(ToWidowQuin。)Willyouaskhimwhatkindwashisson?
  WIDOWQUIN——[toMahon,withapeculiarlook。]——Wasyoursonthathityoualadofoneyearandascoremaybe,agreathandatracingandleppingandlickingtheworld?
  MAHON——[turningonherwitharoarofrage。]——Didn’tyouhearmesayhewasthefoolofmen,thewayfromthisouthe’llknowtheorphan’slotwitholdandyoungmakinggameofhimandtheyswearing,raging,kickingathimlikeamangycur。[Agreatburstofcheeringoutside,somewayoff。]
  MAHON——[puttinghishandstohisears。]——WhatinthenameofGoddotheywantroaringbelow?
  WIDOWQUIN——[withtheshadeofasmile。]——They’recheeringayounglad,thechampionPlayboyoftheWesternWorld。[Morecheering。]
  MAHON——[goingtowindow。]It’dsplitmyhearttohearthem,andIwithpulsesinmybrain-panforaweekgoneby。Isitracingtheyare?
  JIMMY——[lookingfromdoor。]——Itisthen。Theyaremountinghimforthemuleracewillberunuponthesands。That’stheplayboyonthewinkeredmule。
  MAHON[puzzled。]Thatlad,isit?Ifyousaiditwasafoolhewas,I’dhavelaidamightyoathhewasthelikenessofmywanderingson(uneasily,puttinghishandtohishead。)Faith,I’mthinkingI’llgowalkingfortoviewtherace。
  WIDOWQUIN——[stoppinghim,sharply。]——Youwillnot。You’dbesttaketheroadtoBelmullet,andnotbedilly-dallyinginthisplacewherethereisn’taspotyoucouldsleep。
  PHILLY——[comingforward。]——Don’tmindher。Mountthereonthebenchandyou’llhaveaviewofthewhole。They’rehurryingbeforethetidewillrise,andit’dbenearoverifyouwentdownthepathwaythroughthecragsbelow。
  MAHON[mountsonbench,WidowQuinbesidehim。]——That’sarightviewagaintheedgeofthesea。They’recomingnowfromthepoint。He’sleading。Whoisheatall?
  WIDOWQUIN。He’sthechampionoftheworld,Itellyou,andthereisn’tahop’orthisn’tfallingluckytohishandsto-day。
  PHILLY——[lookingout,interestedintherace。]——Lookatthat。They’repressinghimnow。
  JIMMY。He’llwinityet。
  PHILLY。Takeyourtime,JimmyFarrell。It’stoosoontosay。
  WIDOWQUIN——[shouting。]Watchhimtakingthegate。There’sriding。
  JIMMY——[cheering。]Morepowertotheyounglad!
  MAHON。He’spassingthethird。
  JIMMY。He’lllickthemyet!
  WIDOWQUIN。He’dlickthemifhewasrunningraceswithascoreitself。
  MAHON。Lookatthemulehehas,kickingthestars。
  WIDOWQUIN。Therewasalep!(catchingholdofMahoninherexcitement。)He’sfallen!He’smountedagain!Faith,he’spassingthemall!
  JIMMY。Lookathimskelpingher!
  PHILLY。Andthemountaingirlshooshinghimon!
  JIMMY。It’sthelastturn!Thepost’sclearedforthemnow!
  MAHON。Lookatthenarrowplace。He’llbeintothebogs!(Withayell。)
  Goodrider!He’sthroughitagain!
  JIMMY。Heneckandneck!
  MAHON。Goodboytohim!Flames,buthe’sin![Greatcheering,inwhichalljoin。]
  MAHON[withhesitation。]What’sthat?They’reraisinghimup。They’recomingthisway。(Witharoarofrageandastonishment。)It’sChristy!bythestarsofGod!I’dknowhiswayofspittingandheastridethemoon。[Hejumpsdownandmakesforthedoor,butWidowQuincatcheshimandpullshimback。]
  WIDOWQUIN。Stayquiet,willyou。That’snotyourson。(ToJimmy。)Stophim,oryou’llgetamonthfortheabettingofmanslaughterandbefinedaswell。
  JIMMY。I’llholdhim。
  MAHON[struggling。]Letmeout!Letmeout,thelotofyou!tillIhavemyvengeanceonhisheadto-day。
  WIDOWQUIN——[shakinghim,vehemently。]——That’snotyourson。That’samanisgoingtomakeamarriagewiththedaughterofthishouse,aplacewithfinetrade,withalicense,andwithpoteentoo。
  MAHON——[amazed。]Thatmanmarryingadecentandamoneyedgirl!Isitmadyousare?Isitinacrazy-houseforfemalesthatI’mlandednow?
  WIDOWQUIN。It’smadyourselfiswiththeblowuponyourhead。ThatladisthewonderoftheWesternWorld。
  MAHON。Iseenit’smyson。
  WIDOWQUIN。Youseenthatyou’remad。(Cheeringoutside。)Doyouhearthemcheeringhiminthezig-zagsoftheroad?Aren’tyouaftersayingthatyourson’safool,andhowwouldtheybecheeringatrueidiotborn?
  MAHON——[gettingdistressed。]——It’smaybeoutofreasonthatthatman’shimself。(Cheeringagain。)There’snonesurelywillgocheeringhim。Oh,I’mravingwithamadnessthatwouldfrighttheworld!(Hesitsdownwithhishandtohishead。)TherewasonetimeIseentenscarletdivilslettingonthey’dcorkmyspiritinagalloncan;andonetimeIseenratsasbigasbadgerssuckingthelifebloodfromthebuttofmylug;butInevertillthisdayconfusedthatdribblingidiotwithalikelyman。I’mdestroyedsurely。
  WIDOWQUIN。Andwho’dwonderwhenit’syourbrain-panthatisgapingnow?
  MAHON。Thentheblightofthesacreddroughtuponmyselfandhim,forIneverwentmadtothisday,andInotthreeweekswiththeLimerickgirlsdrinkingmyselfsilly,andparlaticfromthedusktodawn。(ToWidowQuin,suddenly。)
  Ismyvisageastray?
  WIDOWQUIN。Itisthen。You’reasniggeringmaniac,achildcouldsee。
  MAHON——[gettingupmorecheerfully。]——ThenI’dbestbegoingtotheunionbeyond,andthere’llbeawelcomebeforeme,Itellyou(withgreatpride),andIaterribleandfearfulcase,thewaythatthereIwasonetime,screechinginastraightenedwaistcoat,withsevendoctorswritingoutmysayingsinaprintedbook。Wouldyoubelievethat?
  WIDOWQUIN。Ifyou’reawonderitself,you’dbestbehasty,forthemladscaughtamaniaconetimeandpeltedthepoorcreaturetillheranout,ravingandfoaming,andwasdrownedinthesea。
  MAHON——[withphilosophy。]——It’struemankindisthedivilwhenyourhead’sastray。LetmeoutnowandI’llslipdowntheboreen,andnotseethemso。
  WIDOWQUIN——[showinghimout。]——That’sit。Runtotheright,andnotaonewillsee。[Herunsoff。]
  PHILLY——[wisely。]You’reatsomegaming,WidowQuin;butI’llwalkafterhimandgivehimhisdinnerandatimetorest,andI’llseethenifhe’sravingorassaneasyou。
  WIDOWQUIN——[annoyed。]Ifyougonearthatlad,letyoubewaryofyourhead,I’msaying。Didn’tyouhearhimtellinghewascrazedattimes?
  PHILLY。Iheardhimtellingapower;andI’mthinkingwe’llhaverightsport,beforenightwillfall。[Hegoesout。]
  JIMMY。Well,Philly’saconceitedandfoolishman。Howcouldthatmadmanhavehissensesandhisbrain-panslit?I’llgoafterthemandseehimturnonPhillynow。[Hegoes;WidowQuinhidespoteenbehindcounter。Thenhubbuboutside。]
  VOICES。Thereyouare!Goodjumper!Grandlepper!Darlintboy!He’stheracer!Bearhimon,willyou![Christycomesin,inJockey’sdress,withPegeenMike,Sara,andothergirls,andmen。]
  PEGEEN——[tocrowd。]——Goonnowanddon’tdestroyhimandhedrenchingwithsweat。Goalong,I’msaying,andhaveyourtug-of-warringtillhe’sdriedhisskin。
  CROWD。Here’shisprizes!Abagpipes!Afiddlewasplayedbyapoetintheyearsgoneby!Aflatandthree-thornedblackthornwouldlickthescholarsoutofDublintown!
  CHRISTY——[takingprizesfromthemen。]——Thankyoukindly,thelotofyou。
  Butyou’dsayitwaslittleonlyIdidthisdayifyou’dseenmeawhilesincestrikingmyonesingleblow。
  TOWNCRIER——[outside,ringingabell。]——Takenotice,lasteventofthisday!Tug-of-warringonthegreenbelow!Comeon,thelotofyou!GreatachievementsforallMayomen!
  PEGEEN。Goon,andleavehimfortorestanddry。Goon,Itellyou,forhe’lldonomore。(Shehustlescrowdout;WidowQuinfollowingthem。)
  MEN——[going。]——Comeonthen。Goodluckforthewhile!
  PEGEEN——[radiantly,wipinghisfacewithhershawl。]——Well,you’rethelad,andyou’llhavegreattimesfromthisoutwhenyoucouldwinthatwealthofprizes,andyousweatingintheheatofnoon!
  CHRISTY——[lookingatherwithdelight。]——I’llhavegreattimesifIwinthecrowningprizeI’mseekingnow,andthat’syourpromisethatyou’llwedmeinafortnight,whenourbannsiscalled。
  PEGEEN——[backingawayfromhim。]——You’verightdaringtogoaskmethat,whenallknowsyou’llbestartingtosomegirlinyourowntownland,whenyourfather’srotteninfourmonths,orfive。
  CHRISTY——[indignantly。]Startingfromyou,isit?(Hefollowsher。)I
  willnot,then,andwhentheairsiswarminginfourmonths,orfive,it’sthenyourselfandmeshouldbepacingNeifininthedewsofnight,thetimessweetsmellsdoberising,andyou’dseealittleshinynewmoon,maybe,sinkingonthehills。
  PEGEEN[lookingathimplayfully。]——Andit’sthatkindofapoacher’sloveyou’dmake,ChristyMahon,onthesidesofNeifin,whenthenightisdown?
  CHRISTY。It’slittleyou’llthinkifmylove’sapoacher’s,oranearl’sitself,whenyou’llfeelmytwohandsstretchedaroundyou,andIsqueezingkissesonyourpuckeredlips,tillI’dfeelakindofpityfortheLordGodisallagessittinglonesomeinhisgoldenchair。
  PEGEEN。That’llberightfun,ChristyMahon,andanygirlwouldwalkherheartoutbeforeshe’dmeetayoungmanwasyourlikeforeloquence,ortalk,atall。
  CHRISTY——[encouraged。]Letyouwait,tohearmetalking,tillwe’reastrayinErris,whenGoodFriday’sby,drinkingasupfromawell,andmakingmightykisseswithourwettedmouths,orgaminginagaporsunshine,withyourselfstretchedbackuntoyournecklace,intheflowersoftheearth。
  PEGEEN——[inalowervoice,movedbyhistone。]——I’dbeniceso,isit?
  CHRISTY——[withrapture。]——Ifthemitredbishopsseenyouthattime,they’dbethelikeoftheholyprophets,I’mthinking,dobestrainingthebarsofParadisetolayeyesontheLadyHelenofTroy,andsheabroad,pacingbackandforward,withanosegayinhergoldenshawl。
  PEGEEN——[withrealtenderness。]——AndwhatisitIhave,ChristyMahon,tomakemefittingentertainmentforthelikeofyou,thathassuchpoet’stalking,andsuchbraveryofheart?
  CHRISTY——[inalowvoice。]——Isn’ttherethelightofsevenheavensinyourheartalone,thewayyou’llbeanangel’slamptomefromthisout,andI
  abroadinthedarkness,spearingsalmonsintheOwen,ortheCarrowmore?
  PEGEEN。IfIwasyourwife,I’dbealongwithyouthosenights,ChristyMahon,thewayyou’dseeIwasagreathandatcoaxingbailiffs,orcoiningfunnynick-namesforthestarsofnight。
  CHRISTY。You,isit?Takingyourdeathinthehailstones,orinthefogsofdawn。
  PEGEEN。Yourselfandmewouldsheltereasyinanarrowbush,(withaqualmofdread)butwe’reonlytalking,maybe,forthiswouldbeapoor,thatchedplacetoholdafineladisthelikeofyou。
  CHRISTY——[puttinghisarmroundher。]——IfIwasn’tagoodChristian,it’sonmynakedkneesI’dbesayingmyprayersandpaterstoeveryjackstrawyouhaveroofingyourhead,andeverystonypebbleispavingthelanewaytoyourdoor。
  PEGEEN——[radiantly。]Ifthat’sthetruth,I’llbeburningcandlesfromthisouttothemiraclesofGodthathavebroughtyoufromthesouthto-day,andI,withmygownsboughtready,thewaythatIcanwedyou,andnotwaitatall。
  CHRISTY。It’smiracles,andthat’sthetruth。Metheretoilingalongwhile,andwalkingalongwhile,notknowingatallIwasdrawingalltimesnearertothisholyday。
  PEGEEN。Andmyself,agirl,wastemptedoftentogosailingtheseastillI’dmarryaJew-man,withtenkegsofgold,andInotknowingatalltherewasthelikeofyoudrawingnearer,likethestarsofGod。
  CHRISTY。AndtothinkI’mlongyearshearingwomentalkingthattalk,toallbloodyfools,andthisthefirsttimeI’veheardthelikeofyourvoicetalkingsweetlyformyowndelight。
  PEGEEN。Andtothinkit’smeistalkingsweetly,ChristyMahon,andIthefrightofseventownlandsformybitingtongue。Well,theheart’sawonder;
  and,I’mthinking,therewon’tbeourlikeinMayo,forgallantlovers,fromthishour,to-day。(Drunkensingingisheardoutside。)There’smyfathercomingfromthewake,andwhenhe’shadhissleepwe’lltellhim,forhe’speacefulthen。[Theyseparate。]
  MICHAEL——[singingoutside]——
  ThejailorandtheturnkeyTheyquicklyranusdown,AndbroughtusbackasprisonersOncemoretoCavantown。[HecomesinsupportedbyShawn。]
  TherewelaybewailingAllinaprisonbound……[HeseesChristy。Goesandshakeshimdrunkenlybythehand,whilePegeenandShawntalkontheleft。]
  MICHAEL——[toChristy。]——TheblessingofGodandtheholyangelsonyourhead,youngfellow。Iheartellyou’reafterwinningallinthesportsbelow;
  andwasn’titashameIdidn’tbearyoualongwithmetoKateCassidy’swake,afine,stoutlad,thelikeofyou,foryou’dneverseethematchofitforflowsofdrink,thewaywhenwesunkherbonesatnoondayinhernarrowgrave,therewerefivemen,aye,andsixmen,stretchedoutretchingspeechlessontheholystones。
  CHRISTY——[uneasily,watchingPegeen。]——Isthatthetruth?
  MICHAEL。Itisthen,andaren’tyoualoutyschemertogoburyingyourpoorfatherunbeknownstwhenyou’darighttothrowhimonthecrupperofaKerrymuleanddrivehimwestwards,likeholyJosephinthedaysgoneby,thewaywecouldhavegivenhimadecentburial,andnothavehimrottingbeyond,andnotaChristiandrinkingasmartdroptothegloryofhissoul?
  CHRISTY——[gruffly。]It’swellenoughhe’slying,forthelikesofhim。
  MICHAEL——[slappinghimontheback。]——Well,aren’tyouahardenedslayer?
  It’llbeapoorthingforthehouseholdmanwhereyougosniffingforafemalewife;and(pointingtoShawn)lookbeyondatthatshyanddecentChristianI
  havechosenformydaughter’shand,andIaftergettingthegildeddispensationthisdayfortowedthemnow。
  CHRISTY。Andyou’llbeweddingthemthisday,isit?
  MICHAEL——[drawinghimselfup。]——Aye。Areyouthinking,ifI’mdrunkitself,I’dleavemydaughterlivingsinglewithalittlefriskyrascalisthelikeofyou?
  PEGEEN——[breakingawayfromShawn。]——Isitthetruththedispensation’scome?
  MICHAEL——[triumphantly。]FatherReilly’safterreadingitingallousLatin,and"It’scomeinthenickoftime,"sayshe;"soI’llwedtheminahurry,dreadingthatyounggafferwho’dcapsizethestars。"
  PEGEEN——[fiercely。]He’smissedhisnickoftime,forit’sthatlad,ChristyMahon,thatI’mweddingnow。
  MICHAEL——[loudlywithhorror。]——You’dbemakinghimasontome,andhewetandcrustedwithhisfather’sblood?
  PEGEEN。Aye。Wouldn’titbeabitterthingforagirltogomarryingthelikeofShaneen,andheamiddlingkindofascarecrow,withnosavageryorfinewordsinhimatall?
  MICHAEL——[gaspingandsinkingonachair。]——Oh,aren’tyouaheathendaughtertogoshakingthefatofmyheart,andIswampedanddrowndedwiththeweightofdrink?WouldyouhavethemturningonmethewaythatI’dberoaringtothedawnofdaywiththewinduponmyheart?Haveyounotawordtoaidme,Shaneen?Areyounotjealousatall?
  SHANEEN——[Ingreatmisery。]——I’dbeafeardtobejealousofamandidslayhisda。
  PEGEEN。Well,it’dbeapoorthingtogomarryingyourlike。I’mseeingthere’saworldofperilforanorphangirl,andisn’titagreatblessingI
  didn’twedyou,beforehimselfcamewalkingfromthewestorsouth?
  SHAWN。It’saqueerstoryyou’dgopickingadirtytrampupfromthehighwaysoftheworld。
  PEGEEN——[playfully。]Andyouthinkyou’realikelybeautogostrayingalongwith,theshinySundaysoftheopeningyear,whenit’ssooneronabullock’sliveryou’dputapoorgirlthinkingthanonthelilyortherose?
  SHAWN。Andhaveyounomindofmyweightofpassion,andtheholydispensation,andthedriftofheifersIamgiving,andthegoldenring?
  PEGEEN。I’mthinkingyou’retoofineforthelikeofme,ShawnKeoghofKillakeen,andletyougoofftillyou’dfindaradiantladywithdrovesofbullocksontheplainsofMeath,andherselfbedizenedinthediamondjewelleriesofPharaoh’sma。That’dbeyourmatch,Shaneen。SoGodsaveyounow![SheretreatsbehindChristy。]
  SHAWN。Won’tyouhearmetellingyou……?
  CHRISTY——[withferocity。]——Takeyourselffromthis,youngfellow,orI’llmaybeaddamurdertomydeedsto-day。
  MICHAEL——[springingupwithashriek。]——Murderisit?Isitmadyousare?
  Wouldyougomakingmurderinthisplace,anditpiledwithpoteenforourdrinkto-night?Goontotheforeshoreifit’sfightingyouwant,wheretherisingtidewillwashalltracesfromthememoryofman。[PushingShawntowardsChristy。]
  SHAWN——[shakinghimselffree,andgettingbehindMichael。]——I’llnotfighthim,MichaelJames。I’dlieferliveabachelor,simmeringinpassionstotheendoftime,thanfacealeppingsavagethelikeofhimhasdescendedfromtheLordknowswhere。Strikehimyourself,MichaelJames,oryou’lllosemydriftofheifersandmybluebullfromSneem。
  MICHAEL。Isitmefighthim,whenit’sfather-slayinghe’sbredtonow?
  (PushingShawn。)Goonyoufoolandfighthimnow。
  SHAWN——[comingforwardalittle。]——WillIstrikehimwithmyhand?
  MICHAEL。Taketheloyisonyourwesternside。
  SHAWN。I’dbeafeardofthegallowsifIstruckhimwiththat。
  CHRISTY——[takinguptheloy。]——ThenI’llmakeyoufacethegallowsorquitofffromthis。[Shawnfliesoutofthedoor。]
  CHRISTY。Well,fineweatherbeafterhim,(goingtoMichael,coaxingly)andI’mthinkingyouwouldn’twishtohavethatquakingblackguardinyourhouseatall。Letyougiveusyourblessingandhearherswearherfaithtome,forI’mmountedonthespring-tideofthestarsofluck,thewayit’llbegoodforanytohavemeinthehouse。
  PEGEEN[attheothersideofMichael。]——Blessusnow,forIsweartoGodI’llwedhim,andI’llnotrenege。
  MICHAEL——[standingupinthecentre,holdingontobothofthem。]——It’sthewillofGod,I’mthinking,thatallshouldwinaneasyoracruelend,andit’sthewillofGodthatallshouldrearuplengthyfamiliesforthenurtureoftheearth。What’sasingleman,Iaskyou,eatingabitinonehouseanddrinkingasupinanother,andhewithnoplaceofhisown,likeanoldbrayingjackassstrayedupontherocks?(ToChristy。)It’smanywouldbeindreadtobringyourlikeintotheirhousefortoendthem,maybe,withasuddenend;butI’madecentmanofIreland,andIlieferfacethegraveuntimelyandIseeingascoreofgrandsonsgrowinguplittlegallantswearersbythenameofGod,thangopeoplingmybedsidewithpunyweedsthelikeofwhatyou’dbreed,I’mthinking,outofShaneenKeogh。(Hejoinstheirhands。)
  Adaringfellowisthejeweloftheworld,andamandidsplithisfather’smiddlewithasingleclout,shouldhavethebraveryoften,somayGodandMaryandSt。Patrickblessyou,andincreaseyoufromthismortalday。
  CHRISTYANDPEGEEN。Amen,OLord!
  [Hubbuboutside。]
  [OldMahonrushesin,followedbyallthecrowd,andWidowQuin。HemakesarushatChristy,knockshimdown,andbeginstobeathim。]
  PEGEEN——[draggingbackhisarm。]——Stopthat,willyou。Whoareyouatall?
  MAHON。Hisfather,Godforgiveme!
  PEGEEN——[drawingback。]——Isitrosefromthedead?
  MAHON。DoyouthinkIlooksoeasyquenchedwiththetapofaloy?[BeatsChristyagain。]
  PEGEEN——[glaringatChristy。]——Andit’sliesyoutold,lettingonyouhadhimslitted,andyounothingatall。
  CHRISTY——[clutchingMahon’sstick。]——He’snotmyfather。He’saravingmaniacwouldscaretheworld。(PointingtoWidowQuin。)Herselfknowsitistrue。
  CROWD。You’refoolingPegeen!TheWidowQuinseenhimthisday,andyoulikelyknew!You’realiar!
  CHRISTY——[dumbfounded。]It’shimselfwasaliar,lyingstretchedoutwithanopenheadonhim,lettingonhewasdead。
  MAHON。Weren’tyouoffracingthehillsbeforeIgotmybreathwiththestartIhadseeingyouturnonmeatall?
  PEGEEN。Andtothinkofthecoaxingglorywehadgivenhim,andheafterdoingnothingbuthittingasoftblowandchasingnorthwardinasweatoffear。Quitofffromthis。
  CHRISTY——[piteously。]You’veseenmydoingsthisday,andletyousavemefromtheoldman;forwhywouldyoubeinsuchascorchofhastetospurmetodestructionnow?
  PEGEEN。It’sthereyourtreacheryisspurringme,tillI’mhardsettothinkyou’retheoneI’mafterlacinginmyheart-stringshalf-an-hourgoneby。(ToMahon。)Takehimonfromthis,forIthinkbadtheworldshouldseemeragingforaMunsterliar,andthefoolofmen。
  MAHON。Riseupnowtoretribution,andcomeonwithme。
  CROWD——[jeeringly。]There’stheplayboy!There’stheladthoughthe’druletheroostinMayo。Slatehimnow,mister。
  CHRISTY——[gettingupinshyterror。]——Whatisitdrivesyoutotormentmehere,whenI’daskedthethundersofthemightofGodtoblastmeifIeverdidhurttoanysavingonlythatonesingleblow。
  MAHON——[loudly。]Ifyoudidn’t,you’reapoorgood-for-nothing,andisn’titbythelikeofyouthesinsofthewholeworldarecommitted?
  CHRISTY——[raisinghishands。]——InthenameoftheAlmightyGod……
  MAHON。LeavetroublingtheLordGod。Wouldyouhavehimsendingdowndroughts,andfevers,andtheoldhenandthecholeramorbus?
  CHRISTY——[toWidowQuin。]——Willyoucomebetweenusandprotectmenow?
  WIDOWQUIN。I’vetriedalot,Godhelpme,andmyshareisdone。
  CHRISTY——[lookingroundindesperation。]——AndImustgobackintomytormentisit,orrunofflikeavagabondstrayingthroughtheUnionswiththedustsofAugustmakingmudstainsinthegulletofmythroat,orthewindsofMarchblowingonmetillI’dtakeanoathIfeltthemmakingwhistlesofmyribswithin?
  SARA。AskPegeentoaidyou。Herlikedoesoftenchange。
  CHRISTY。Iwillnotthen,forthere’stormentinthesplendourofherlike,andsheagirlanymoonofmidnightwouldtakepridetomeet,facingsouthwardsontheheathsofKeel。ButwhatdidIwantcrawlingforwardtoscorchmyunderstandingatherflamingbrow?
  PEGEEN——[toMahon,vehemently,fearingshewillbreakintotears。]——TakehimonfromthisorI’llsettheyoungladstodestroyhimhere。
  MAHON——[goingtohim,shakinghisstick。]——Comeonnowifyouwouldn’thavethecompanytoseeyouskelped。
  PEGEEN——[halflaughing,throughhertears。]——That’sit,nowtheworldwillseehimpandied,andheanuglyliarwasplayingoffthehero,andthefrightofmen。
  CHRISTY——[toMahon,verysharply。]——Leavemego!
  CROWD。That’sit。NowChristy。Ifthemtwosetfighting,itwilllicktheworld。
  MAHON——[makingagrabatChristy。]——Comeheretome。
  CHRISTY——[morethreateningly。]——Leavemego,I’msaying。
  MAHON。Iwillmaybe,whenyourlegsislimping,andyourbackisblue。
  CROWD。Keepitup,thetwoofyou。I’llbacktheoldone。Nowtheplayboy。
  CHRISTY——[inlowandintensevoice。]——Shutyouryelling,forifyou’reaftermakingamightymanofmethisdaybythepowerofalie,you’resettingmenowtothinkifit’sapoorthingtobelonesome,it’sworsemaybetogomixingwiththefoolsofearth。[Mahonmakesamovementtowardshim。]
  CHRISTY——[almostshouting。]——Keepoff……lestIdoshowablowuntothelotofyouwouldsettheguardianangelswinkinginthecloudsabove。[Heswingsroundwithasuddenrapidmovementandpicksupaloy。]
  CROWD——[halffrightened,halfamused。]——He’sgoingmad!Mindyourselves!
  Runfromtheidiot!
  CHRISTY。IfIamanidiot,I’mafterhearingmyvoicethisdaysayingwordswouldraisethetopknotonapoetinamerchant’stown。I’vewonyourracing,andyourlepping,and……
  MAHON。Shutyourgulletandcomeonwithme。
  CHRISTY。I’mgoing,butI’llstretchyoufirst。[HerunsatoldMahonwiththeloy,chaseshimoutofthedoor,followedbycrowdandWidowQuin。Thereisagreatnoiseoutside,thenayell,anddeadsilenceforamoment。Christycomesin,halfdazed,andgoestofire。]
  WIDOWQUIN——[comingin,hurriedly,andgoingtohim。]——They’returningagainyou。Comeon,oryou’llbehanged,indeed。
  CHRISTY。I’mthinking,fromthisout,Pegeen’llbegivingmepraisesthesameasinthehoursgoneby。
  WIDOWQUIN——[impatiently。]Comebytheback-door。I’dthinkbadtohaveyoustifledonthegallowstree。
  CHRISTY——[indignantly。]Iwillnot,then。Whatgood’dbemylife-time,ifIleftPegeen?
  WIDOWQUIN。Comeon,andyou’llbenoworsethanyouwerelastnight;andyouwithadoublemurderthistimetobetellingtothegirls。
  CHRISTY。I’llnotleavePegeenMike。
  WIDOWQUIN——[impatiently。]Isn’ttherethematchofherineveryparishpublic,fromBinghamstownuntotheplainofMeath?Comeon,Itellyou,andI’llfindyoufinersweetheartsateachwaningmoon。
  CHRISTY。It’sPegeenI’mseekingonly,andwhat’dIcareifyoubroughtmeadriftofchosenfemales,standingintheirshiftsitself,maybe,fromthisplacetotheEasternWorld?
  SARA——[runsin,pullingoffoneofherpetticoats。]——They’regoingtohanghim。(Holdingoutpetticoatandshawl。)Fittheseuponhim,andlethimrunofftotheeast。
  WIDOWQUIN。He’sravingnow;butwe’llfitthemonhim,andI’lltakehim,intheferry,totheAchillboat。
  CHRISTY——[strugglingfeebly。]——Leavemego,willyou?whenI’mthinkingofmyluckto-day,forshewillwedmesurely,andIaprovenherointheendofall。[Theytrytofastenpetticoatroundhim。]
  WIDOWQUIN。Takehislefthand,andwe’llpullhimnow。Comeon,youngfellow。
  CHRISTY——[suddenlystartingup。]——You’llbetakingmefromher?You’rejealous,isit,ofherweddingme?Goonfromthis。[Hesnatchesupastool,andthreatensthemwithit。]
  WIDOWQUIN——[going。]——It’sinthemad-housetheyshouldputhim,notinjail,atall。We’llgobytheback-door,tocallthedoctor,andwe’llsavehimso。[Shegoesout,withSara,throughinnerroom。Mencrowdinthedoorway。Christysitsdownagainbythefire。]
  MICHAEL——[inaterrifiedwhisper。]——Istheoldladkilledsurely?
  PHILLY。I’mafterfeelingthelastgaspsquittinghisheart。[TheypeerinatChristy。]
  MICHAEL——[witharope。]——Lookatthewayheis。Twistahangman’sknotonit,andslipitoverhishead,whilehe’snotmindingatall。
  PHILLY。Letyoutakeit,Shaneen。You’rethesoberestofallthat’shere。
  SHAWN。Isitmetogonearhim,andhethewickedestandworstwithme?Letyoutakeit,PegeenMike。
  PEGEEN。Comeon,so。[Shegoesforwardwiththeothers,andtheydropthedoublehitchoverhishead。]
  CHRISTY。Whatailsyou?
  SHAWN——[triumphantly,astheypulltheropetightonhisarms。]——Comeontothepeelers,tilltheystretchyounow。
  CHRISTY。Me!
  MICHAEL。Ifwetookpityonyou,theLordGodwould,maybe,bringusruinfromthelawto-day,soyou’dbestcomeeasy,forhangingisaneasyandaspeedyend。
  CHRISTY。I’llnotstir。(ToPegeen。)Andwhatisityou’llsaytome,andI
  afterdoingitthistimeinthefaceofall?
  PEGEEN。I’llsay,astrangemanisamarvel,withhismightytalk;butwhat’sasquabbleinyourback-yard,andtheblowofaloy,havetaughtmethatthere’sagreatgapbetweenagallousstoryandadirtydeed。(ToMen。)Takehimonfromthis,orthelotofuswillbelikelyputontrialforhisdeedto-day。
  CHRISTY——[withhorrorinhisvoice。]——Andit’syourselfwillsendmeoff,tohaveahorny-fingeredhangmanhitchinghisbloodyslip-knotsatthebuttofmyear。
  MEN——[pullingrope。]——Comeon,willyou?[Heispulleddownonthefloor。]
  CHRISTY——[twistinghislegsroundthetable。]——Cuttherope,Pegeen,andI’llquitthelotofyou,andlivefromthisout,likethemadmenofKeel,eatingmuckandgreenweeds,onthefacesofthecliffs。
  PEGEEN。Andleaveustohang,isit,forasaucyliar,thelikeofyou?(Tomen。)Takehimon,outfromthis。
  SHAWN。Pullatwistonhisneck,andsqueezehimso。
  PHILLY。Twistyourself。Surehecannothurtyou,ifyoukeepyourdistancefromhisteethalone。
  SHAWN。I’mafeardofhim。(ToPegeen。)Liftalightedsod,willyou,andscorchhisleg。
  PEGEEN——[blowingthefire,withabellows。]Leavegonow,youngfellow,orI’llscorchyourshins。
  CHRISTY。You’reblowingfortotortureme(Hisvoicerisingandgrowingstronger。)That’syourkind,isit?Thenletthelotofyoubewary,for,ifI’vetofacethegallows,I’llhaveagaymarchdown,Itellyou,andshedthebloodofsomeofyoubeforeIdie。
  SHAWN——[interror。]——Keepagoodhold,Philly。Bewary,fortheloveofGod。ForI’mthinkinghewouldliefestwreakhispainsonme。
  CHRISTY——[almostgaily。]——IfIdolaymyhandsonyou,it’sthewayyou’llbeatthefallofnight,hangingasascarecrowforthefowlsofhell。Ah,you’llhaveagallousjauntI’msaying,coachingoutthroughLimbowithmyfather’sghost。
  SHAWN——[toPegeen。]——Makehaste,willyou?Oh,isn’theaholyterror,andisn’tittrueforFatherReilly,thatalldrink’sacursethathasthelotofyousoshakyanduncertainnow?
  CHRISTY。IfIcanwringaneckamongyou,I’llhavearoyaljudgmentlookingonthetremblingjuryinthecourtsoflaw。Andwon’ttherebecryingoutinMayothedayI’mstretchedupontheropewithladiesintheirsilksandsatinssnivellingintheirlacykerchiefs,andtheyrhymingsongsandballadsontheterrorofmyfate?[HesquirmsroundonthefloorandbitesShawn’sleg。]
  SHAWN——[shrieking。]Myleg’sbitonme。He’sthelikeofamaddog,I’mthinking,thewaythatIwillsurelydie。
  CHRISTY——[delightedwithhimself。]——Youwillthen,thewayyoucanshakeouthell’sflagsofwelcomeformycomingintwoweeksorthree,forI’mthinkingSatanhasn’tmanyhavekilledtheirdainKerry,andinMayotoo。
  [OldMahoncomesinbehindonallfoursandlooksonunnoticed。]
  MEN——[toPegeen。]——Bringthesod,willyou?
  PEGEEN[comingover。]——Godhelphimso。(Burnshisleg。)
  CHRISTY——[kickingandscreaming。]——O,glorybetoGod![Hekicksloosefromthetable,andtheyalldraghimtowardsthedoor。]
  JIMMY——[seeingoldMahon。]——Willyoulookwhat’scomein?[TheyalldropChristyandrunleft。]
  CHRISTY——[scramblingonhiskneesfacetofacewitholdMahon。]——Areyoucomingtobekilledathirdtime,orwhatailsyounow?
  MAHON。Forwhatisittheyhaveyoutied?
  CHRISTY。They’retakingmetothepeelerstohavemehangedforslayingyou。
  MICHAEL——[apologetically。]ItisthewillofGodthatallshouldguardtheirlittlecabinsfromthetreacheryoflaw,andwhatwouldmydaughterbedoingifIwasruinedorwashangeditself?
  MAHON——[grimly,looseningChristy。]——It’slittleIcareifyouputabagonherback,andwentpickingcocklestillthehourofdeath;butmysonandmyselfwillbegoingourownway,andwe’llhavegreattimesfromthisouttellingstoriesofthevillainyofMayo,andthefoolsishere。(ToChristy,whoisfreed。)Comeonnow。
  CHRISTY。Gowithyou,isit?Iwillthen,likeagallantcaptainwithhisheathenslave。GoonnowandI’llseeyoufromthisdaystewingmyoatmealandwashingmyspuds,forI’mmasterofallfightsfromnow。(PushingMahon。)
  Goon,I’msaying。
  MAHON。Isitme?
  CHRISTY。Notawordoutofyou。Goonfromthis。
  MAHON[walkingoutandlookingbackatChristyoverhisshoulder。]——GlorybetoGod!(Withabroadsmile。)Iamcrazyagain![Goes。]
  CHRISTY。Tenthousandblessingsuponallthat’shere,foryou’veturnedmealikelygafferintheendofall,thewayI’llgoromancingthrougharompinglifetimefromthishourtothedawningofthejudgmentday。[Hegoesout。]
  MICHAEL。BythewillofGod,we’llhavepeacenowforourdrinks。Willyoudrawtheporter,Pegeen?
  SHAWN——[goinguptoher。]——It’samiracleFatherReillycanwedusintheendofall,andwe’llhavenonetotroubleuswhenhisviciousbiteishealed。
  PEGEEN——[hittinghimaboxontheear。]——Quitmysight。(Puttinghershawloverherheadandbreakingoutintowildlamentations。)Ohmygrief,I’velosthimsurely。I’velosttheonlyPlayboyoftheWesternWorld。
  CURTAIN
  THEPLAYBOYOFTHEWESTERNWORLDwasfirstproducedbytheNationalTheatreSociety,Ltd。,attheAbbeyTheatre,onSaturday,26thJanuary,1907,underthedirectionofW。G。Fay。
  ChristopherMahon,W。G。FAY
  OldMahon,hisfather,asquatter,A。POWER。
  MichaelJamesFlaherty(called"MichaelJames"),apublican,ARTHURSINCLAIR。
  MargaretFlaherty(called"PegeenMike"),hisdaughter,MARIEO’NEILL。
  ShawnKeogh,hersecondcousin,ayoungfarmer,F。J。FAY。
  smallfarmers,PhillyO’Cullen,J。A。O’ROURKE。
  JimmyFarrell,J。M。KERRIGAN。
  WidowQuin,SARAALLGOOD
  villagegirls,SaraTansey,BRIGITO’DEMPSEY
  SusanBrady,ALICEO’SULLIVAN
  HonorBlake,MARYCRAIG。
  Peasants,HARRYYOUNG。
  U。WRIGHT。