Stevensonsingstheperilsandtheemotions。AllofuswhodidnotsufferunderparentsbroughtupontheviewsofMr。HerbertSpencerhaveendured,inchildhood,agooddealfromghosts。ButitisnothingtowhatJapanesechildrenbear,forourghostsaretothespectresofJapanasmoonlightistosunlight,oraswateruntowhisky。PersonallyImaysaythatfewpeoplehavebeenplaguedbytheterrorthatwalkethindarknessmorethanmyself。AttheearlyageoftenIhadthetalesoftheingeniousMr。EdgarPoeandofCharlotteBronte"putintomyhands"byacousinwhohadservedasaBashiBazouk,andknewnotthemeaningoffear。ButIDID,andperhapsevenNelsonwouldhavefoundout"whatfearwas,"ortheboyintheNorsetalewouldhave"learnedtoshiver,"ifhehadbeenleftalonetoperuse'JaneEyre,'andthe'BlackCat,'andthe'FalloftheHouseofUsher,'asIwas。EverynightIexpectedtowakeupinmycoffin,havingbeenprematurelyburied;ortohearsighsinthearea,followedbylight,unsteadyfootstepsonthestairs,andthentoseealadyallinawhiteshroudstainedwithbloodandclaystaggerintomyroom,thevictimoftoorapidinterment。Astothenotionthatmyrespectedkinsmanhadamadwifeconcealedonthepremises,andthatalunaticaunt,blackinthefacewithsuppressedmania,wouldburstintomychamber,itwascomparativelyaharmlessfancy,andnotparticularlydisturbing。Betweentheseandthe'YellowDwarf,'who(thoughonlytheinventionoftheCountessD'Aulnoy)mightfrightenanervousinfantintohysterics,I
  personallyhadasbadatimeofitinthenightwatchesasanyhappyBritishchildhassurvived。ButourogresarenothingtothebogieswhichmakenotonlynightbutdayterribletothestudiousinfantsofJapanandChina。
  ChineseghostsareprobablymuchthesameasJapaneseghosts。TheJapanesehaveborrowedmostthings,includingapparitionsandawesomespritesandgrislyfiends,fromtheChinese,andthenhaveimprovedontheoriginalmodel。Nowwehaveaveryfull,complete,andhorror-strikingaccountofChineseharnts(asthecountrypeopleinTennesseecallthem)fromMr。HerbertGiles,whohastranslatedscoresofChineseghoststoriesinhis'StrangeTalesfromaChineseStudio'(DelaRue,1880)。Mr。Giles'svolumesprovethatChinaistheplaceforMessrs。GurneyandMyers,thesecretariesofthePsychicalSociety。
  Ghostsdonotliveahole-and-cornerlifeinChina,butboldlycomeoutandtaketheirpartinthepleasuresandbusinessoflife。Ithasalwaysbeenaquestionwithmewhetherghosts,inahauntedhouse,appearwhenthereisnoaudience。WhatdoesthespectreinthetapestriedchamberdowhenthehouseisNOTfull,andnoguestisputintheroomtoburystrangersin,thehauntedroom?Doestheghostsulkandcomplainthatthereis"nohouse,"andrefusetorehearsehislittleperformance,inaconscientiousanddisinterestedlyartisticspirit,whendeprivedoftheartist'struepleasure,theawakeningofsympatheticemotioninthemindofthespectator?Wegivetoolittlethoughtandsympathytoghosts,whoinouroldcastlesandcountryhousesoftenfindnoonetoappeartofromyear'sendtoyear's-end。Onlynowandthenisaguestplacedinthe"hauntedroom。"ThenIliketofancythegleeoftheladyingreenortheradiantboy,ortheheadlessman,ortheoldgentlemaninsnuff-colouredclothes,ashe,orshe,recognisesthepresenceofaspectator,andpreparestogivehisorherbesteffectsinthefamiliarstyle。
  NowinChinaandJapancertainlyaghostdoesnotwaittillpeopleenterthehauntedroom:aghost,likeapersonoffashion,"goeseverywhere。"Moreover,hehasthisartisticexcellence,thatveryoftenyoudon'tknowhimfromanembodiedperson。Hecounterfeitsmortalitysocleverlythathe(theghost)hasbeenknowntopersonateacandidateforhonours,andpassanexaminationforhim。
  Apleasingexampleofthiskind,illustratingthelimitationsofghosts,istoldinMr。Giles'sbook。AgentlemanofHuaiShangnamedChou-t'ien-ihadarrivedattheageoffifty,buthisfamilyconsistedofbutoneson,afineboy,"strangelyaversefromstudy,"
  asiftherewereanythingstrangeinTHAT。Onedaythesondisappearedmysteriously,aspeopledofromWestHam。Inayearhecameback,saidhehadbeendetainedinaTaoistmonastery,and,toallmen'samazement,tooktohisbooks。NextyearheobtainedisB。A。degree,aFirstClass。Alltheneighbourhoodwasoverjoyed,forHuaiShangwaslikePembrokeCollege(Oxford),where,accordingtothepoet,"FirstClassmenarefewandfarbetween。"Itwaswhoshouldhavethehonourofgivinghisdaughterasbridetothisintellectualmarvel。Averynicegirlwasselected,butmostunexpectedlytheB。A。wouldnotmarry。Thisnearlybrokehisfather'sheart。Theoldgentlemanknew,accordingtoChinesebelief,thatifhehadnograndchildtherewouldbenooneinthenextgenerationtofeedhisownghostandpayitallthelittleneedfulattentions。"Picturethenthefathernamingandinsistingontheday;"tillK'o-ch'ang,B。A。,gotupandranaway。Hismothertriedtodetainhim,whenhisclothes"cameoffinherhand,"andthebachelorvanished!Nextdayappearedtherealfleshandbloodson,whohadbeenkidnappedandenslaved。ThegenuineK'o-ch'angwasoverjoyedtohearofhisapproachingnuptials。Theritesweredulycelebrated,andinlessthanayeartheoldgentlemanwelcomedhismuch-longed-forgrandchild。But,oddlyenough,K'o-ch'ang,thoughveryjollyanduniversallybeloved,wasasstupidasever,andreadnothingbutthesportingintelligenceinthenewspapers。
  ItwasnowuniversallyadmittedthatthelearnedK'o-ch'anghadbeenanimpostor,acleverghost。Itfollowsthatghostscantakeaverygooddegree;butladiesneednotbeafraidofmarryingghosts,owingtotheinveterateshynessoftheselearnedspectres。
  TheChineseghostisbynomeansalwaysamalevolentperson,as,indeed,hasalreadybeenmadeclearfromtheaffectingnarrativeoftheghostwhopassedanexamination。EventhespectrewhichanswersinChinatothestatuein'DonJuan,'thestatuewhichacceptsinvitationstodinner,isanythingbutamalevolentguest。SomuchmaybegatheredfromthestoryofChuandLu。Chuwasanundergraduateofgreatcourageandbodilyvigour,butdullofwit。
  Hewasamarriedman,andhischildren(asintheoldOxfordlegend)
  oftenrushedintotheirmother'spresence,shouting,"Mamma!mammalpapa'sbeenpluckedagain!"OnceitchancedthatChuwasatawineparty,andthenegus(afavouritebeverageoftheCelestials)haddoneitswork。HisyoungfriendsbettedChuabird's-nestdinnerthathewouldnotgotothenearesttemple,entertheroomdevotedtocolouredsculpturesrepresentingthetormentsofPurgatory,andcarryofftheimageoftheChinesejudgeofthedead,theirOsirisorRhadamanthus。OffwentoldChu,andsoonreturnedwiththeaugusteffigy(whichwore"agreenface,aredbeard,andahideousexpression")inhisarms。Theothermenwerefrightened,andbeggedChutorestorehisworshiptohisplaceontheinfernalbench。
  Beforecarryingbacktheworthymagistrate,Chupouredalibationonthegroundandsaid,"Wheneveryourexcellencyfeelssodisposed,I
  shallbegladtotakeacupofwinewithyouinafriendlyway。"
  Thatverynight,asChuwastakingastirrupcupbeforegoingtobed,theghostoftheawfuljudgecametothedoorandentered。Chupromptlyputthekettleon,mixedthenegus,andmadeanightofitwiththefestivefiend。Theirfriendshipwasneverinterruptedfromthatmoment。ThejudgeevengaveChuanewheart(literally)
  wherebyhewasenabledtopassexaminations;fortheheart,inChina,istheseatofalltheintellectualfaculties。ForMrs。Chu,aplainwomanwithafinefigure,theghostprovidedanewhead,ofahandsomegirlrecentlyslainbyarobber。EvenafterChu'sdeaththegenialspectredidnotneglecthim,butobtainedforhimanappointmentasregistrarinthenextworld,withacertainrankattached。
  Thenextworld,amongtheChinese,seemstobeaparadiseofbureaucracy,patentplaces,jobs,mandarins'buttonsandtails,and,inshort,theheavenofofficialism。AllcivilisedreadersareacquaintedwithMr。Stockton'shumorousstoryof'TheTransferredGhost。'InMr。Stockton'sviewamandoesnotalwaysgethisownghostship;thereisavigorouscompetitionamongspiritsforgoodghostships,andagreatdealofintrigueandpartyfeeling。Itmaybelongbeforeadisembodiedspectregetsanyghostshipatall,andthen,ifhehaslittleinfluence,hemaybegladtotakeachanceofhauntingtheBoardofTrade,orthePostOffice,insteadof"walking"intheForeignOffice。OnespiritmaywinapostasWhiteLadyintheimperialpalace,whileanotherisputoffwithapositioninanoldcollegelibrary,orperhapshastofollowthefortunesofsomeseedy"medium"throughboarding-housesandthird-
  ratehotels。NowthisispreciselytheChineseviewofthefatesandfortunesofghosts。Quisquesuospatimurmanes。
  InChina,tobebrief,andtoquoteaghost(whooughttoknowwhathewasspeakingabout),"supernaturalsaretobefoundeverywhere。"
  Thisisthefactthatmakeslifesopuzzlingandterribletoachildofabelievingandtrustfulcharacter。TheseOrientalbogiesdonotappearinthedarkalone,oronlyinhauntedhouses,oratcross-
  roads,oringloomywoods。Theyareeverywhere:everymanhashisownghost,everyplacehasitspeculiarhauntingfiend,everynaturalphenomenonhasitsinformingspirit;everyquality,ashunger,greed,envy,malice,hasanembodiedvisibleshapeprowlingaboutseekingwhatitmaydevour。Whereourscience,forexample,sees(orrathersmells)sewergas,theJapanesebeholdaslimy,meagre,insatiatewraith,crawlingtodevourthelivesofmen。
  Whereweseeastormofsnow,theirlivelierfancybeholdsacomicsnow-ghost,aqueer,grinningoldmanunderavastumbrella。
  TheillustrationsinthispaperareonlyafewspecimenschosenoutofmanyvolumesofJapanesebogies。Wehavenotventuredtocopytheverymostawfulspectres,nordaredtobeashorridaswecan。
  Thesenativedrawings,too,aregenerallycolouredregardlessofexpense,andthecolouringisoftenhorriblyluridandsatisfactory。
  Thisembellishment,fortunatelyperhaps,wecannotreproduce。
  Meanwhile,ifanychildlooksintothisessay,lethim(orher)notbealarmedbythepictureshebeholds。Japaneseghostsdonotliveinthiscountry;therearenoneofthemevenattheJapaneseLegation。Justasbears,lions,andrattlesnakesarenottobeseriouslydreadedinourwoodsandcommons,sotheJapaneseghostcannotbreathe(anymorethanaslavecan)intheairofEnglandorAmerica。WedonotyetevenkeepanyghostlyzoologicalgardeninwhichthebogiesofJapanese,Australians,RedIndians,andotherdistantpeoplesmaybeaccommodated。Suchanestablishmentisperhapstobedesiredintheinterestsofpsychicalresearch,butthatformofresearchhasnotyetbeenendowedbyacultivatedandprogressivegovernment。
  Thefirsttoattractourattentionrepresents,asIunderstand,thecommonghost,orsimulacrumvulgareofpsychicalscience。Tothiscomplexionmustweallcome,accordingtothebestJapaneseopinion。
  Eachofuscontainswithinhim"somewhatofashadowybeing,"likethespectredescribedbyDr。Johnson:somethingliketheEgyptian"Ka,"forwhichthecuriousmayconsulttheworksofMissAmeliaB。
  EdwardsandotherlearnedOrientalists。ThemostrecentFrenchstudentofthesematters,theauthorof'L'HommePosthume,'isofopinionthatwedonotallpossessthisdouble,withitspowerofsurvivingourbodilydeath。Hethinks,too,thatourghost,whenitdoessurvive,hasbutrarelytheenergyandenterprisetomakeitselfvisibletooraudibleby"shadow-castingmen。"Insomeextremecasestheghost(accordingtoourFrenchauthority,thatofadiscipleofM。Comte)feedsfearsomelyonthebodiesoftheliving。Innoeventdoeshebelievethataghostlastsmuchlongerthanahundredyears。Afterthatitmizzlesintospectre,andisresolvedintoitselements,whatevertheymaybe。
  Asomewhatsimilarand(tomyownmind)probablysoundtheoryofghostsprevailsamongsavagetribes,andamongsuchpeoplesastheancientGreeks,themodernHindoos,andotherancestorworshippers。
  Whenfeeding,astheyalldo,orusedtodo,theghostsoftheancestraldead,theygavespecialattentiontotheclaimsofthedeadofthelastthreegenerations,leavingghostsolderthanthecenturytolookaftertheirownsuppliesofmeatanddrink。Thenegligencetestifiestoanotionthatveryoldghostsareoflittleaccount,forgoodorevil。Ontheotherhand,asregardsthelongevityofspectres,wemustnotshutoureyestotheexampleofthebogieinancientarmourwhichappearsinGlamisCastle,ortotheJesuitofQueenElizabeth'sdatethathauntsthelibrary(andaveryniceplacetohaunt:Iasknobetter,asaghostinthePavilionatLord'smightcauseascandal)ofanEnglishnobleman。
  Withtheseinstantiaecontradictoriae,asBaconcallsthem,presenttoourminds,wemustnot(inthepresentconditionofpsychicalresearch)dogmatisetoohastilyaboutthespanoflifeallottedtothesimulacrumvulgare。Veryprobablyhischancesofaprolongedexistenceareininverseratiotothesquareofthedistanceoftimewhichsevershimfromourmoderndays。NoonehaseverevenpretendedtoseetheghostofanancientRomanburiedintheseislands,stilllessofaPictorScot,oraPalaeolithicman,welcomeassuchanapparitionwouldbetomanyofus。Thustheevidencedoescertainlylookasiftherewereakindofstatuteoflimitationsamongghosts,which,frommanypointsofview,isnotanarrangementatwhichweshouldrepine。
  TheJapaneseartistexpresseshisownsenseofthecasualandfluctuatingnatureofghostsbydrawinghisspectreinshakylines,asifthemodelhadgiventheartistthehorrors。Thissimulacrumrisesoutoftheearthlikeanexhalation,andgroupsitselfintoshapeabovethespadewithwhichallthatiscorporealofitslateownerhasbeeninterred。Pleaseremarktheuncomfortedanddismalexpressionofthesimulacrum。Wemustrememberthattheghostor"Ka"isnotthe"soul,"whichhasotherdestiniesinthefutureworld,goodorevil,butisonlyashadowyresemblance,condemned,asintheEgyptiancreed,todwellinthetombandhovernearit。
  TheChineseandJapanesehavetheirowndefinitetheoryofthenextworld,andwemustbynomeansconfusetheeternalfortunesofthepermanent,conscious,andresponsibleself,alreadyinhabitingotherworldsthanours,withtheeccentricvagariesofthesemi-materialtomb-hauntinglarva,whichsooftendevelopsanoisyandbear-
  fightingdispositionquiteunlikethecharacterofitsproprietorinlife。
  Thenextbogie,solimpandwashed-outasheseems,withhiswhite,drooping,drippingarmsandhands,remindsusofthathorridFrenchspeciesofapparition,"lalavandieredelanuit,"whowashesdeadmen'slineninthemoonlitpoolsandrivers。Whetherthissimulacrumbemeantforthespiritofthewell(foreverythinghasitsspiritinJapan),orwhetheritbetheghostofsomemortaldrownedinthewell,Icannotsaywithabsolutecertainty;buttheopinionofthelearnedtendstotheformerconclusion。NaturallyaJapanesechild,whensentinthedusktodrawwater,willdosowithfearandtrembling,forthislimp,floppyapparitionmightscaretheboldest。Anotherbogie,aterriblecreationoffancy,Itaketobeavampire,aboutwhichthecuriouscanreadinDomCalmet,whowilltellthemhowwholevillagesinHungaryhavebeendepopulatedbyvampires;orhemaystudyinFauriel's'ChansonsdelaGreceModerne'thevampiresofmodernHellas。
  Anotherplan,andperhapsevenmoresatisfactorytoatimidorsuperstitiousmind,istoreadinalonelyhouseatmidnightastorynamed'Carmilla,'printedinMr。SheridanLeFanu's'InaGlassDarkly。'Thatworkwillgiveyouthepeculiarsentimentofvampirism,willproduceagelidperspiration,andreducethepatienttoaconditioninwhichhewillbeafraidtolookroundtheroom。
  If,whileinthismood,someonetellshimMr。AugustusHare'sstoryofCrooglinGrange,hiseducationinthepracticeandtheoryofvampireswillbecomplete,andhewillbeaveryproperandwell-
  qualifiedinmateofEarlswoodAsylum。ThemostawfulJapanesevampire,caughtred-handedintheact,ahideous,bestialincarnationofghoulishness,wehavecarefullyrefrainedfromreproducing。
  Scarcelymoreagreeableisthebogie,orwitch,blowingfromhermouthamalevolentexhalation,anembodimentofmalignantandmaleficentsorcery。Thevapourwhichfliesandcurlsfromthemouthconstitutes"asending,"inthetechnicallanguageofIcelandicwizards,andiscapable(inIceland,atallevents)ofassumingtheformofsomedetestablesupernaturalanimal,todestroythelifeofahatedrival。Inthecaseofourlastexampleitisveryhardindeedtomakeheadortailofthespectrerepresented。Chinksandcranniesarehisdomain;throughthesehedropsuponyou。Heisamerrybutnotanattractiveorgenialghost。Wheretherearesuch"visionsabout"itmaybeadmittedthatchildren,apttobelieveinallsuchfancies,haveayouthofvariegatedandintensemisery,recurringwithspecialvigouratbed-time。Butwelookagainatourfirstpicture,andhopeandtrustthatJapaneseboysandgirlsareashappyasthesejollylittlecreaturesappear。
  GHOSTSINTHELIBRARY
  Suppose,whennowthehouseisdumb,Whenlightsareout,andashesfall-
  SupposetheirancientownerscomeToclaimourspoilsofshopandstall,Ahme!withinthenarrowhallHowstrangeamobwouldmeetandgo,Whatfamousfolkwouldhauntthemall,Octavo,quarto,folio!
  ThegreatNapoleonlayshishandUponthiseagle-headedN,ThatmarksforhisapamphletbannedByallbutscandal-lovingmen,-
  AlibelfromsomenamelessdenOfFrankfort,——ArnaudalaSphere,Whereinonespilt,withvenalpen,Lieso'erthelovesofMoliere。{3}
  Anothershade——hedoesnotsee"Boney,"thefoemanofhisrace-
  ThegreatSirWalter,thisisheWiththatgravehomelyBorderface。
  HeclaimshispoemofthechaseThatrangBenvoirlich'svalleythrough;
  AndTHIS,thatdoththelineagetraceAndfortunesoftheboldBuccleuch;{4}
  Forthesewerehis,andthesehegaveToonewhodweltbesidethePeel,ThatmurmurswithitstinywaveTojointheTweedatAshestiel。
  Nowthickasmotestheshadowswheel,Andfindtheirown,andclaimashareOfbookswhereinRiboudiddeal,OrRoullandsoldtowiseColbert。{5}
  Whatfamousfolkofoldarehere!
  Aroyaldukecomesdowntous,AndgreatlywantshisElzevir,HisPagantutor,Lucius。{6}
  AndBeckfordclaimsanamorousOldheatheninmoroccoblue;{7}
  AndwhodemandsEobanusButstatelyJacquesAugustedeThou!{8}
  Theycome,thewise,thegreat,thetrue,Theyjostleonthenarrowstair,ThefrolicCountessdeVerrue,Lamoignon,ay,andLongepierre,Thenewandelderdeadarethere-
  Thelordsofspeech,andsong,andpen,Gambetta,{9}Schlegel{10}andtherareDrummondofhauntedHawthornden。{11}
  Ah,andwiththose,ahundredmore,Whosenames,whosedeeds,arequiteforgot:
  Brave"Smiths"and"Thompsons"bythescore,Scrawleduponmanyashabby"lot。"
  ThisplaybookwasthejoyofPott{12}-
  Pott,forwhomnownomortalgrieves。
  Ournames,likehis,rememberednot,Likehis,shallflutteronfly-leaves!
  AtleastinpleasantcompanyWebookishghosts,perchance,mayflit;
  Amanmayturnapage,andsigh,Seeingone'sname,tothinkofit。
  Beauty,orPoet,Sage,orWit,Mayopeourbook,andmuseawhile,Andfallintoadreamingfit,Asnowwedream,andwake,andsmile!
  LITERARYFORGERIES
  Inthewholeamusinghistoryofimpostures,thereisnomoredivertingchapterthanthatwhichdealswithliteraryfrauds。Nonecontainsamoregrotesquerevelationofthesmallnessandthecomplexityofhumannature,andnone——noteventherecordsoftheTichbornetrial,norofgeneralelections——displaysmorepleasantlythedepthsofmortalcredulity。Theliteraryforgerisusuallyacleverman,anditisnecessaryforhimtobeatleastonalevelwiththeliteraryknowledgeandcriticalscienceofhistime。Buthowlowthatlevelcommonlyappearstobe!ThinkofthesuccessofIreland,aboyofeighteen;thinkofChatterton;thinkofSurteesofMainsforth,whotookinthegreatSirWalterhimself,thefatherofallthemthatareskilledinballadlore。Howsimpleweretheartificesoftheseingeniousimpostors,theirresourceshowscanty;
  howhand-to-mouthandimprovisedwastheirwholeprocedure!Timeshavealteredalittle。JoSmith'srevelationandfamed'GoldenBible'onlycarriedcaptivethepolygamouspopulusquivultdecipi,reasonersalittlelowerthaneventhebelieversinAnglo-Israel。
  TheMoabiteIreland,whooncegaveMr。ShapirathefamousMS。ofDeuteronomy,butdidnotdeludeM。Clermont-Ganneau,wasdoubtlessasmartman;hewas,however,alittletooindolent,alittletooeasilysatisfied。Hemighthaveprocuredbetterandlessrecognisablematerialsthanhisold"synagoguerolls;"inshort,hetookrathertoolittletrouble,andcametothewrongmarket。A
  literaryforgeryoughtfirst,perhaps,toappealtothecredulous,andonlyslowlyshoulditcome,withtheprestigeofhavingalreadywonmanybelievers,beforethelearnedworld。TheinscriberofthePhoenicianinscriptionsinBrazil(ofallplaces)wasacleverman。
  HisaccountofthevoyageofHiramtoSouthAmericaprobablygainedsomecredenceinBrazil,whileinEnglanditonlycarriedcaptiveMr。Day,authorof'ThePrehistoricUseofIronandSteel。'ButtheBrazilians,fromlackofenergy,havedroppedthesubject,andthePhoenicianinscriptionsofBrazilarelesssuccessful,afterall,thantheMoabitestone,aboutwhichonebeginstoentertaindisagreeabledoubts。
  Themotivesoftheliteraryforgerarecuriouslymixed;buttheymay,perhaps,beanalysedroughlyintopiety,greed,"push,"andloveoffun。Manyliteraryforgerieshavebeenpiousfrauds,perpetratedintheinterestsofachurch,apriesthood,oradogma。
  Thenwehavefraudsofgreed,asif,forexample,aforgershouldofferhiswaresforamillionofmoneytotheBritishMuseum;orwhenhetriestopalmoffhisSamaritanGospelonthe"BadSamaritan"oftheBodleian。Nextwecometoplayfulfrauds,orfraudsintheiroriginplayful,like(perhaps)theShakespearianforgeriesofIreland,thesupercheriesofProsperMerimee,theshamantiqueballads(veryspiritedpoemsintheirway)ofSurtees,andmanyotherexamples。Occasionallyithashappenedthatforgeries,begunforthemeresakeofexertingtheimitativefaculty,andofraisingalaughagainstthelearned,havebeenperseveredwithinearnest。Thehumorousdeceitsare,ofcourse,themostpardonable,thoughitisdifficulttoforgivetheyoungarchaeologistwhotookinhisownfatherwithfalseGreekinscriptions。Butthisstorymaybeamerefableamongstarchaeologists,whoareconstantlyaccusingeachotherofallmannerofcrimes。Thenthereareforgeriesby"pushing"men,whohopetogetareadingforpoemswhich,ifputforthasnew,wouldbeneglected。Thereremainforgeriesofwhichthemotivesaresocomplexastoremainforeverobscure。Wemaygenerallyascribethemtoloveofnotorietyintheforger;suchnotorietyasMacphersonwonbyhisdubiouspinchbeckOssian。Moredifficultstilltounderstandaretheforgerieswhichrealscholarshavecommittedorconnivedatforthepurposeofsupportingsomeopinionwhichtheyheldwithearnestness。Thereisaveinofmadnessandself-deceitinthecharacterofthemanwhohalf-
  persuadeshimselfthathisownfalsefactsaretrue。ThePayneColliercaseisthusoneofthemostdifficultintheworldtoexplain,foritisequallyhardtosupposethatMr。PayneCollierwastakeninbythenotesonthefoliohegavetheworld,andtoholdthathewashimselfguiltyofforgerytosupporthisownopinions。
  Thefurtherwegobackinthehistoryofliteraryforgeries,themore(asisnatural)dowefindthemtobeofapiousorpriestlycharacter。Whentheclergyalonecanwrite,onlytheclergycanforge。Insuchagespeopleareinterestedchieflyinpropheciesandwarnings,or,iftheyarecarefulaboutliterature,itisonlywhenliteraturecontainssomekindoftitle-deeds。ThusSolonissaidtohaveforgedalineintheHomericcatalogueoftheshipsforthepurposeofprovingthatSalamisbelongedtoAthens。Butthegreatantiqueforger,the"Ionianfatheroftherest,"is,doubtless,Onomacritus。Thereexists,tobesure,anEgyptianinscriptionprofessingtobeofthefourth,butprobablyofthetwenty-sixth,dynasty。TheGermansholdthelatterview;theFrench,frompatrioticmotives,maintaintheoppositeopinion。Butthisforgeryisscarcely"literary。"
  InevercanthinkofOnomacrituswithoutacertainrespect:hebegantheforgingbusinesssoveryearly,andwas(apartfromthisfailing)suchanimposingandmagnificentlyrespectablecharacter。
  ThesceneoftheerrorandthedetectionofOnomacrituspresentsitselfalwaystomeinakindofpictorialvision。Itisnight,theclear,windlessnightofAthens;notoftheAthenswhoseruinsremain,butoftheancientcitythatsankinashesduringtheinvasionofXerxes。ThetimeisthetimeofPisistratusthesuccessfultyrant;thesceneistheancienttemple,thestatelyhouseofAthene,thefanewherethesacredserpentwasfedoncakes,andtheprimevalolive-treegrewbesidethewellofPosidon。Thedarknessofthetemple'sinmostshrineislitbytherayofoneearthenlamp。Youdimlydiscernthemajesticformofavenerablemanstoopingaboveacofferofcedarandivory,carvedwiththeexploitsofthegoddess,andwithboustrophedoninscriptions。InhishairthisarchaicAthenianwearsthebadgeofthegoldengrasshopper。HeisOnomacritus,thefamouspoet,andthetrustedguardianoftheancientoraclesofMusaeusandBacis。
  Whatishedoing?Why,hetakesfromthefragrantcedarcoffercertainthinstainedsheetsoflead,whereonarescratchedthewordsofdoom,thepropheciesoftheGreekThomastheRhymer。Fromhisbosomhedrawsanotherthinsheetoflead,alsostainedandcorroded。Onthishescratches,inimitationoftheold"Cadmeianletters,"aprophecythat"theIslesnearLemnosshalldisappearunderthesea。"Sobusyisheinthistask,thathedoesnotheartherustleofachitonbehind,andsuddenlyaman'shandisonhisshoulder!Onomacritusturnsinhorror。Hasthegoddesspunishedhimfortamperingwiththeoracles?No;itisLasus,thesonofHermiones,arivalpoet,whohascaughtthekeeperoftheoraclesintheveryactofapiousforgery。(Herodotus,vii。6。)
  PisistratusexpelledthelearnedOnomacritusfromAthens,buthisconductproved,inthelongrun,highlyprofitabletothereputationsofMusaeusandBacis。Wheneveroneoftheiroracleswasnotfulfilled,peoplesaid,"Oh,THATismerelyoneoftheinterpolationsofOnomacritus!"andthematterwaspassedover。
  ThisOnomacritusissaidtohavebeenamongtheoriginaleditorsofHomerunderPisistratus。{13}Helivedlong,neverrepented,and,manyyearslater,deceivedXerxesintoattemptinghisdisastrousexpedition。Thishedidby"keepingbacktheoraclesunfavourabletothebarbarians,"andputtingforwardanythatseemedfavourable。
  ThechildrenofPisistratusbelievedinhimasspiritualistsgoongivingcredittoexposedandexploded"mediums。"
  Havingoncepractiseddeceit,itistobefearedthatOnomacritusacquiredalikingfortheartofliteraryforgery,which,aswillbeseeninthecaseofIreland,growsonamanlikedram-drinking。
  OnomacritusisgenerallychargedwiththeauthorshipofthepoemswhichtheancientsusuallyattributedtoOrpheus,thecompanionofJason。PerhapsthemostinterestingofthepoemsofOrpheustouswouldhavebeenhis'Inferno,'or[Greektext],inwhichthepoetgavehisownaccountofhisdescenttoHadesinsearchofEurydice。
  ButonlyadubiousreferencetooneadventureinthejourneyisquotedbyPlutarch。WhatevertheexacttruthabouttheOrphicpoemsmaybe(thereadermaypursuethehardandfruitlessquestinLobeck's'Aglaophamus'{14}),itseemscertainthattheperiodbetweenPisistratusandPericles,liketheAlexandriantime,wasagreatageforliteraryforgeries。Butofallthesefraudsthegreatest(accordingtothemost"advanced"theoryonthesubject)isthe"ForgeryoftheIliadandOdyssey!"TheopinionsofthescholarswhoholdthattheIliadandOdyssey,whichweknowandwhichPlatoknew,arenottheepicsknowntoHerodotus,butlatercompositions,arenotveryclearnorconsistent。ButitseemstobevaguelyheldthataboutthetimeofPericlestherearoseakindofGreekMacpherson。Thisingeniousimpostorworkedonoldepicmaterials,butaddedmanynewideasofhisownaboutthegods,convertingtheIliad(thepoemwhichwenowpossess)intoakindofmockingromance,aGreekDonQuixote。Healsoforgedanumberofpseudo-archaicwords,tenses,andexpressions,andaddedthenumerousreferencestoiron,ametalpracticallyunknown,itisasserted,toGreecebeforethesixthcentury。Ifwearetobelieve,withProfessorPaley,thatthechiefincidentsoftheIliadandOdysseywereunknowntoSophocles,AEschylus,andthecontemporaryvasepainters,wemustalsosupposethattheGreekMacphersoninventedmostofthesituationsintheOdysseyandIliad。Accordingtothistheorythe'cooker'oftheextantepicswasfarthegreatestandmostsuccessfulofallliteraryimpostors,forhedeceivedthewholeworld,fromPlatodownwards,tillhewasexposedbyMr。Paley。
  TherearetimeswhenoneisinclinedtobelievethatPlatomusthavebeentheforgerhimself,asBacon(accordingtotheotherhypothesis)wastheauthorofShakespeare'splays。Thus"Platothewise,andlarge-browedVerulam,"wouldbe"thefirstofthosewho"
  forge!Nexttothisprodigiousimposture,nodoubt,thefalse'LettersofPhalaris'arethemostimportantofclassicalforgeries。
  Andtheseillustrate,likemostliteraryforgeries,theextremeworthlessnessofliterarytasteasacriterionoftheauthenticityofwritings。ForwhatmaneverwasmoreamanoftastethanSirWilliamTemple,"themostaccomplishedwriteroftheage,"whomMr。
  BoyleneverthoughtofwithoutcallingtomindthosehappylinesofLucretius,-
  Quemtu,dea,temporeinomniOmnibusornatumvoluistiexcellererebus。
  Well,theornateandexcellentTempleheldthat"theEpistlesofPhalarishavemorerace,morespirit,moreforceofwitandgenius,thananyothershehadeverseen,eitherancientormodern。"SomuchforwhatBentleycallsTemple's"NicetyofTast。"ThegreatestofEnglishscholarsreadilyprovedthatPhalarisused(inthespiritofprophecy)anidiomwhichdidnotexisttowriteaboutmattersinhistimenotinvented,but"manycenturiesyoungerthanhe。"SolettheNicetyofTemple'sTastanditsabsolutefailurebeawarningtouswhenweread(ifreadwemust)GermancriticswhodenyHomer'sclaimtothisorthatpassage,andPlato'srighttohalfhisaccepteddialogues,ongroundsofliterarytaste。Andfarewell,asHerodotuswouldhavesaid,totheLettersofPhalaris,ofSocrates,ofPlato;totheLivesofPythagorasandofHomer,andtoalltheotheruncountedliteraryforgeriesoftheclassicalworld,fromtheSibyllinepropheciestothebattleofthefrogsandmice。
  EarlyChristianfraudswere,naturally,pious。WehavetheapocryphalGospels,andtheworksofDionysiustheAreopagite,whichwerenotexposedtillErasmus'stime。Perhapsthemostimportantofpiousforgeries(ifforgerybeexactlytherightwordinthiscase)
  wasthatof'TheFalseDecretals。'"Ofasudden,"saysMilman,speakingofthepontificateofNicholasI。(ob。867A。D。),"Ofasuddenwaspromulgated,unannounced,withoutpreparation,notabsolutelyunquestioned,butapparentlyover-awingatoncealldoubt,anewCode,whichtotheformerauthenticdocumentsaddedfifty-ninelettersanddecreesofthetwentyoldestPopesfromClementtoMelchiades,andthedonationofConstantine,andinthethirdpart,amongthedecreesofthePopesandoftheCouncilsfromSylvestertoGregoryII。,thirty-ninefalsedecrees,andtheactsofseveralunauthenticCouncils。""Thewholeiscomposed,"Milmanadds,"withanairofprofoundpietyandreverence。"TheFalseDecretalsnaturallyassertthesupremacyoftheBishopofRome。
  "TheyarefullandminuteonChurchProperty"(theyweresuretobethat);infact,theyremindoneofanotherforgery,piousandAryan,'TheInstitutesofVishnu。'"LethimnotlevyanytaxuponBrahmans,"saystheBrahmanforgeroftheInstitutes,which"camefromthemouthsofVishnu,"ashesat"cladinayellowrobe,imperturbable,decoratedwithallkindsofgems,whileLakshmiwasstrokinghisfeetwithhersoftpalms。"TheInstitutestookexcellentcareofBrahmansandcows,astheDecretalsdidofthePopeandtheclergy,andtheearliestPopeshadaboutasmuchhandintheDecretalsasVishnuhadinhisInstitutes。Hommenay,in'Pantagruel,'didwelltohavethepraiseoftheDecretalssungbyfillesbelles,blondelettes,doulcettes,etdebonnegrace。AndthenHommenaydranktotheDecretalsandtheirverygoodhealth。"O
  divesDecretales,tantparvousestlevinbonbontrouve"——"O
  divineDecretals,howgoodyoumakegoodwinetaste!""Themiraclewouldbegreater,"saidPantagruel,"iftheymadebadwinetastegood。"ThemostthatcannowbedonebythedevoutfortheDecretalsis"topalliatetheguiltoftheirforger,"whosename,likethatoftheGreekMacpherson,isunknown。
  IftheearlyChristiancenturies,andtheMiddleAges,werechieflyoccupiedwithpiousfrauds,withforgeriesofgospels,epistles,andDecretals,theimpostorsoftheRenaissancewerebusy,asanOxfordscholarsaid,whenheheardofanewMS。oftheGreekTestament,"withsomethingreallyimportant,"thatiswithclassicalimitations。AftertheTurkstookConstantinople,whenthelearnedGreekswerescatteredalloverSouthernEurope,whenmanygenuineclassicalmanuscriptswererecoveredbythezealofscholars,whentheplaysofMenanderwereseenonce,andthenlostforever,itwasnaturalthatliteraryforgeryshouldthrive。Asyetscholarswereeagerratherthancritical;theywerecollectingandunearthing,ratherthanminutelyexaminingtheremainsofclassicliterature。
  Theyhadfoundsomuch,andeveryyearwerefindingsomuchmore,thatnodiscoveryseemedimpossible。ThelostbooksofLivyandCicero,thesongsofSappho,theperishedplaysofSophoclesandAEschylusmightanydaybebroughttolight。Thiswastheverymomentfortheliteraryforger;butitisimprobablethatanyforgeryoftheperiodhasescapeddetection。Threeorfouryearsagosomeonepublishedabooktoshowthatthe'AnnalsofTacitus'
  werewrittenbyPoggioBracciolini。ThisparadoxgainednomoreconvertsthanthebolderhypothesisofHardouin。ThetheoryofHardouinwasallthattheancientclassicswereproductionsofalearnedcompanywhichworked,inthethirteenthcentury,underSeverusArchontius。Hardouinmadesomeexceptionstohissweepinggeneraltheory。Cicero'swritingsweregenuine,headmitted,sowerePliny's,ofVirgiltheGeorgics;thesatiresandepistlesofHorace;Herodotus,andHomer。Alltherestoftheclassicswereamagnificentforgeryoftheilliteratethirteenthcentury,whichhadscarceanyGreek,andwhoseLatin,abundantinquantity,inqualityleftmuchtobedesired。
  Amongliteraryforgers,orpassersoffalseliterarycoin,atthetimeoftheRenaissance,Anniusisthemostnotorious。Annius(hisrealvernacularnamewasNanni)wasbornatViterbo,in1432。HebecameaDominican,and(afterpublishinghisforgedclassics)rosetothepositionofMaitreduPalaistothePope,AlexanderBorgia。
  WithCaesarBorgiaitissaidthatAnniuswasneverongoodterms。
  Hepersistedinpreaching"thesacredtruth"tohishighnessandthis(accordingtothedetractorsofAnnius)wastheonlyusehemadeofthesacredtruth。ThereisalegendthatCaesarBorgiapoisonedthepreacher(1502),butpeopleusuallybroughtthatchargeagainstCaesarwhenanyoneinanywayconnectedwithhimhappenedtodie。AnniuswroteontheHistoryandEmpireoftheTurks,whotookConstantinopleinhistime;butheisbetterrememberedbyhis'AntiquitatumVariarumVoluminaXVII。cumcomment。Fr。Jo。Annii。'
  Thesefragmentsofantiquityincluded,amongmanyotherdesirablethings,thehistoricalwritingsofFabiusPictor,thepredecessorofLivy。OneissurprisedthatAnnius,whenhehadhishandin,didnotpublishchoiceextractsfromthe'LibriLintei,'theancientRomanannals,writtenonlinenandpreservedinthetempleofJunoMoneta。AmongtheotherdiscoveriesofAnniusweretreatisesbyBerosus,Manetho,Cato,andpoemsbyArchilochus。OpinionhasbeendividedastowhetherAnniuswaswhollyaknave,orwhetherhewashimselfimposedupon。Or,again,whetherhehadsomegenuinefragments,andekedthemoutwithhisowninventions。ItisobservedthathedidnotdovetailthereallygenuinerelicsofBerosusandManethointotheworksattributedtothem。Thismaybeexplainedastheresultofignoranceorofcunning;therecanbenocertaininference。"EventheDominicans,"asBaylesays,admitthatAnnius'sdiscoveriesarefalse,thoughtheyexcusethembyaverringthatthepiousmanwasthedupeofothers。ButalearnedLutheranhasbeenfoundtodefendthe'Antiquitates'oftheDominican。
  ItisamusingtorememberthatthegreatanderuditeRabelaiswastakeninbysomepseudo-classicalfragments。Thejokerofjokeswashoaxed。Hepublished,saysMr。Besant,"acoupleofLatinforgeries,whichheproudlycalled'Exreliquiisvenerandaeantiquitatis,'consistingofapretendedwillandacontract。"Thenameofthebookis'Exreliquiisvenerandaeantiquitatis。LuciiCuspidiiTestamentum。ItemcontractusvenditionisantiquisRomanorumtemporibusinitus。LugduniapudGryphium(1532)。'
  PomponiusLaetusandJovianusPontanuswereapparentlyauthorsofthehoax。
  Socratessaidthathe"wouldneverliftuphishandagainsthisfatherParmenides。"ThefathersoftheChurchhavenotbeensorespectfullytreatedbyliteraryforgersduringtheRenaissance。
  The'FlowersofTheology'ofSt。Bernard,whichweretobeaprimrosepathadgaudiaParadisi(Strasburg,1478),werereally,itseems,theproductionofJeandeGarlande。Athanasius,his'ElevenBooksconcerningtheTrinity,'areattributedtoVigilius,acolonialBishopinNorthernAfrica。AmongfalseclassicsweretwocomicLatinfragmentswithwhichMuretusbeguiledScaliger。
  Meursiushassuffered,posthumously,fromtheattributiontohimofaverydisreputablevolumeindeed。In1583,abookon'Consolations,'byCicero,waspublishedatVenice,containingthereflectionswithwhichCiceroconsoledhimselfforthedeathofTullia。ItmightaswellhavebeenattributedtoMrs。Blimber,anddescribedasrepletewiththethoughtsbywhichthatladysupportedherselfundertheafflictionofneverhavingseenCiceroorhisTusculanvilla。TherealauthorwasCharlesSigonius,ofModena。
  SigoniusactuallydiddiscoversomeCiceronianfragments,and,ifhewasnotthebuilder,atleasthewastherestorerofTully'sloftytheme。In1693,FrancoisNodot,conceivingtheworldhadnotalreadyenoughofPetroniusArbiter,publishedanedition,inwhichheaddedtotheworksofthatlaxthoughaccomplishedauthor。
  Nodot'sstorywasthathehadfoundawholeMS。ofPetroniusatBelgrade,andhepublisheditwithatranslationofhisownLatinintoFrench。StilldissatisfiedwiththeexistingsupplyofPetronius'humourwasMarchena,awriterofSpanishbooks,whoprintedatBaleatranslationandeditionofanewfragment。Thisfragmentwasverycleverlyinsertedinapresumedlacuna。Inspiteoftheironicalstyleoftheprefacemanyscholarsweretakeninbythisfragment,andtheircredulityledMarchenatofindanewmorsel(ofCatullusthistime)atHerculaneum。Eichstadt,aJenaprofessor,gravelyannouncedthatthesamefragmentexistedinaMS。
  intheuniversitylibrary,and,underpretenceofgivingvariousreadings,correctedMarchena'sfaultsinprosody。AnothershamCatullus,byCorradino,aVenetian,waspublishedin1738。
  ThemostfamousforgeriesoftheeighteenthcenturywerethoseofMacpherson,Chatterton,andIreland。Space(fortunately)doesnotpermitadiscussionoftheOssianicquestion。ThatfragmentsofOssianiclegend(ifnotofOssianicpoetry)surviveinoralGaelictraditions,seemscertain。HowmuchMacphersonknewofthese,andhowlittleheusedtheminthebombasticprosewhichNapoleonloved(andspelled"Ocean"),itisnexttoimpossibletodiscover。ThecaseofChattertonistoowellknowntoneedmuchmorethanmention。
  ThemostextraordinarypoetforhisyearswhoeverlivedbeganwiththeforgeryofashamfeudalpedigreeforMr。Bergum,apewterer。
  Irelandstartedonhiscareerinmuchthesameway,unlessIreland's'Confessions'bethemselvesafraud,basedonwhatheknewaboutChatterton。Oncelaunchedinhiscareer,Chattertondrewendlessstoresofpoetryfrom"Rowley'sMS。"andthemunimentchestinSt。
  MaryRedcliffe's。JacobBryantbelievedinthemandwrotean'Apology'forthecredulous。Bryant,whobelievedinhisownsystemofmythology,mighthavebelievedinanything。WhenChattertonsenthis"discoveries"toWalpole(himselfsomewhatofamediaevalimitator),GrayandMasondetectedtheimposture,andWalpole,hisfeelingsasanantiquaryinjuredtooknomorenoticeoftheboy。
  Chatterton'sdeathwasduetohisprecocity。Hadhisgeniuscometohimlater,itwouldhavefoundhimwiser,andbetterabletocommandthefataldemonofintellect,forwhichhehadtofindwork,likeMichaelScottinthelegend。
  Theendoftheeighteenthcentury,whichhadbeenpuzzledordivertedbytheChattertonandMacphersonfrauds,witnessedalsothegreatandfamousShakespearianforgeries。WeshallneverknowtheexacttruthaboutthefabricationoftheShakespeariandocuments,and'Vortigern'andtheotherplays。Wehave,indeed,theconfessionoftheculprit:habemusconfitentemreum,butMr。W。H。
  Irelandwasaliarandasolicitor'sclerk,soversatileandaccomplishedthatwecannotalwaystrusthim,evenwhenheisnarratingthetaleofhisowniniquities。ThetemporarybutwideandturbulentsuccessoftheIrelandforgeriessuggeststhedisagreeablereflectionthatcriticismandlearningare(orahundredyearsagowere)worthverylittleasliterarytouchstones。
  Apolishedandlearnedsociety,asocietydevotedtoShakespeareandtothestage,wastakeninbyaboyofeighteen。YoungIrelandnotonlypalmedoffhisshamprosedocuments,mostmakeshiftimitationsoftheantique,butevenhisridiculousversesontheexperts。
  JamesBoswellwentdownonhiskneesandthankedHeavenforthesightofthem,and,feelingthirstyafterthesedevotions,drankhotbrandyandwater。Dr。Parrwasnotlessreadilygulled,andprobablytheexperts,likeMalone,whoheldaloof,wereasmuchinfluencedbyjealousyasbyscience。ThewholestoryofyoungIreland'sforgeriesisnotonlytoolongtobetoldhere,butformsthetopicofanovel('TheTalkoftheTown')byMr。JamesPayn。
  Thefraudsinhishandsloseneithertheirhumournortheircomplicatedinterestofplot。Tobebrief,then,Mr。SamuelIrelandwasagentlemanextremelyfondofoldliteratureandoldbooks。Ifwemaytrustthe'Confessions'(1805)ofhiscandidson,Mr。W。H。
  Ireland,amoreharmlessandconfidingoldpersonthanSamuelnevercollectedearlyEnglishtracts。Livinginhislearnedsociety,hisson,Mr。W。H。Ireland,acquirednotonlyapassionforblackletters,butadesiretoemulateChatterton。Hisfirststepinguiltwastheforgeryofanautographonanoldpamphlet,withwhichhegratifiedSamuelIreland。HealsowroteashaminscriptiononamodernbustofCromwell,whichherepresentedasanauthenticantique。Findingthatthecriticsweretakenin,andattributedthisnewbusttotheoldsculptorSimeon,Irelandconceivedaverylowandnotunjustifiableopinionofcriticaltact。Criticswouldfindmeritinanythingwhichseemedoldenough。Ireland'snextachievementwastheforgeryofsomelegaldocumentsconcerningShakespeare。JustasthebadmanwhodeceivedtheguilelessMr。
  Shapiraforgedhis'Deuteronomy'ontheblankspacesofoldsynagoguerolls,soyoungIrelandusedthecut-offendsofoldrentrolls。Henextboughtupquantitiesofoldfly-leavesofbooks,andonthisancientpaperheindictedashamconfessionoffaith,whichheattributedtoShakespeare。Beingastrong"evangelical,"youngMr。IrelandgaveaveryProtestantcomplexiontothisedifyingdocument。Andstillthecriticsgapedandwonderedandbelieved。
  Ireland'smethodwastowriteinaninkmadebyblendingvariousliquidsusedinthemarblingofpaperforbookbinding。Thisstuffwassuppliedtohimbyabookbinder'sapprentice。WhenpeopleaskedquestionsastowhenceallthenewShakespearemanuscriptscame,hesaidtheywerepresentedtohimbyagentlemanwhowishedtoremainanonymous。Finally,theimpossibilityofproducingthisgentlemanwasoneofthecausesofthedetectionofthefraud。Accordingtohimself,Irelandperformedprodigiesofacuteness。Oncehehadforged,atrandom,thenameofacontemporaryofShakespeare。Hewasconfrontedwithagenuinesignature,which,ofcourse,wasquitedifferent。Heobtainedleavetoconsulthis"anonymousgentleman,"
  rushedhome,forgedthenameagainonthemodelofwhathadbeenshowntohim,andreturnedwiththissignatureasanewgiftfromhisbenefactor。Thatnamelessfriendhadinformedhim(heswore)
  thatthereweretwopersonsofthesamename,andthatbothsignaturesweregenuine。Ireland'simpudencewentthelengthofintroducinganancestorofhisown,withthesamenameashimself,amongthecompanionsofShakespeare。If'Vortigern'hadsucceeded(anditwasactuallyputonthestagewithallpossiblepomp),Irelandmeanttohaveproducedaseriesofpseudo-ShakespearianplaysfromWilliamtheConquerortoQueenElizabeth。Whenbusywith'Vortigern,'hewasdetectedbyafriendofhisownage,whopouncedonhimwhilehewasatwork,asLasuspouncedonOnomacritus。Thediscoverer,however,consentedto"standin"withIreland,anddidnotdivulgehissecret。Atlast,afterthefiascoof'Vortigern,'
  suspicionwaxedsostrong,anddisagreeableinquiriesfortheanonymousbenefactorweresonumerous,thatIrelandfledfromhisfather'shouse。Heconfessedall,and,accordingtohisownaccount,fellundertheundyingwrathofSamuelIreland。AnyreaderofIreland'sconfessionswillbelikelytosympathisewitholdSamuelasthedupeofhisson。Thewholestoryistoldwithacuriousmixtureofimpudenceandhumour,andwithgreatplausibility。YoungIrelandadmitsthathis"desireforlaughter"
  wasalmostirresistible,whenpeople——learned,pompous,sagaciouspeople——listenedattentivelytothepapers。Onefeelshalfinclinedtoforgivetherogueforthesakeofhisyouth,hiscleverness,hishumour。Butthe'Confessions'are,notimprobably,almostasapocryphalastheoriginaldocuments。Theywerewrittenforthesakeofmoney,anditisimpossibletosayhowfarthesamemercenarymotiveactuatedIrelandinhisforgeries。Dr。Ingleby,inhis'ShakespeareFabrications,'takesaveryrigidviewoftheconduct,notonlyofWilliam,butofoldSamuelIreland。Sam,accordingtoDr。Ingleby,wasapartnerinthewholeimposture,andtheconfessionwasonlyoneelementintheschemeoffraud。OldSamuelwastheFaginofabandofyoungliteraryDodgers。He"positivelytrainedhiswholefamilytotradeinforgery,"andasforMr。W。H。Ireland,hewas"themostaccomplishedliarthateverlived,"whichiscertainlyadistinctioninitsway。Thepointofthejokeisthat,afterthewholeconspiracyexploded,peoplewereanxioustobuyexamplesoftheforgeries。Mr。W。H。Irelandwasequaltotheoccasion。Heactuallyforgedhisown,or(accordingtoDr。Ingleby)hisfather'sforgeries,and,bythusincreasingthesupply,hedelugedthemarketwithshamshams,withimitationsofimitations。Ifthisaccusationbecorrect,itisimpossiblenottoadmirethecolossalimpudenceofMr。W。H。Ireland。Dr。Ingleby,intheardourofhishonestindignation,pursuesWilliamintohisprivatelife,which,itappears,wasfarfromexemplary。Butliterarycriticismshouldbecontentwithaman'sworks;hisdomesticlifeismatter,asAristotleoftensays,"foraseparatekindofinvestigation。"OldRitsonusedtosaythat"everyliteraryimpostordeservedhangingasmuchasacommonthief。"W。H。
  Ireland'smeritswereneverrecognisedbythelaw。
  HowoldRitsonwouldhavepunished"theoldcorrector,"itis"betteronlyguessing,"asthewickedsay,accordingtoClough,inregardtotheirownpossiblechastisement。Thedifficultyistoascertainwhotheapocryphaloldcorrectorreallywas。Thestoryofhismisdeedswasrecentlybroughtbacktomindbythedeath,atanadvancedage,ofthelearnedShakespearian,Mr。J。PayneCollier。
  Mr。Collierwas,toputitmildly,theShapiraoftheoldcorrector。
  Hebroughtthatartist'sworksbeforethepublic;butWHY?howdeceived,orhowinfluenced,itisoncemore"betteronlyguessing。"
  Mr。CollierfirstintroducedtothepublicnoticehissingularcopyofafolioShakespeare(secondedition),loadedwithancientmanuscriptemendations,in1849。Hisaccountofthisbookwassimpleandplausible。Hechanced,oneday,tobeintheshopofMr。
  Rudd,thebookseller,inGreatNewportStreet,whenaparcelofsecond-handvolumesarrivedfromthecountry。Whentheparcelwasopened,theheartoftheBibliophilebegantosing,forthepacketcontainedtwooldfolios,oneofthemanoldfolioShakespeareofthesecondedition(1632)。Thevolume(markthis)was"muchcropped,"greasy,andimperfect。NowthestudentofMr。Hamilton's'Inquiry'intothewholeaffairisalreadypuzzled。Inlaterdays,Mr。ColliersaidthathisfoliohadpreviouslybeeninthepossessionofaMr。Parry。Ontheotherhand,Mr。Parry(thenaveryagedman)failedtorecognisehisfolioinMr。Collier's,forHIScopywas"cropped,"whereastheleavesofMr。Collier'sexamplewereNOTmutilated。Here,then('Inquiry,'pp。12,61),wehavetwodescriptionsoftheoutwardaspectofMr。Collier'sdubioustreasure。Inoneaccountitis"muchcropped"bythebook-binder'scruelshears;intheother,itsunmutilatedconditioniscontrastedwiththatofacopywhichhasbeen"cropped。"Inanycase,Mr。
  Collierhoped,hesays,tocompleteanimperfectfoliohepossessed,withleavestakenfromthefolionewlyacquiredforthirtyshillings。Butthevolumeshappenedtohavethesamedefects,andthehealingprocesswasimpossible。Mr。Collierchancedtobegoingintothecountry,wheninpackingthefoliohehadboughtofRuddhesawitwascoveredwithmanuscriptcorrectionsinanoldhand。
  ThesehewasinclinedtoattributetooneThomasPerkins,whosenamewaswrittenonthefly-leaf,andwhomighthavebeenaconnectionofRichardPerkins,theactor(flor。1633)Thenotescontainedmanyvariousreadings,andverynumerouschangesinpunctuation。SomeoftheseMr。Collierpublishedinhis'NotesandEmendations'(1852),andinaneditionofthe'Plays。'Therewasmuchdiscussion,muchdoubt,andthefoliooftheoldcorrector(whowaspresumedtohavemarkedthebookinthetheatreduringearlyperformances)wasexhibitedtotheSocietyofAntiquaries。ThenMr。CollierpresentedthetreasuretotheDukeofDevonshire,whoagainlentitforexaminationtotheBritishMuseum。Mr。HamiltonpublishedintheTimes(July,1859)theresultsofhisexaminationoftheoldcorrector。Itturnedoutthattheoldcorrectorwasamodernmyth。