HegripesmythroattothatdegreeIcan'thistalonsbear；
Andifyoudonotholdhishands，He'llthrottleme，Ifear。
AtthisabutcherofthetownStepsuptoRalphinire，-
What，willyousqueezehisgulletthrough，Yousonofbloodandfire？
YouaretheDevil'sinstrumentToexecutethelaws；
What，willyoumurtherthepoormanWithyourphanatickclaws？
Atwhichthesquirequitshishold，Andluggingouthisblade，Fullatthesturdybutcher'spateAfuriousstrokehemade。
AdismaloutcrythenbeganAmongthecountryfolk；
WhoallconcludethebutcherslainBysuchamortalstroke。
Butheregoodfortune，thathasstillAfriendshipforthebrave，I'th'nickmisguidesthefatalblow，Anddoesthebutchersave。
Theknight，whoheardthenoisewithin，Runsoutwithmightandmain，AndseeingRalphamidstthecrowdIndangertobeslain，WithoutregardtoageorsexOldbasket-hiltsoply'd，ThatinaninstantthreeorfourLaybleedingathisside。
AndgreatermischiefsinhisrageThisfuriousknighthaddone，IfhehadnotpreventedbeenByDick，theblacksmith'sson，Whocatch'dhisworshiponthehip，Andgavehimsuchasquelch，ThathesomemomentsbreathlesslayErehewasheardtobelch。
Norwasthesquireinbettercase，Bysturdybutcherply'd，WhofromtheshouldertotheflankHadsoundlyswingedhishide。
Whilstthingsinthisconfusionstood，Andknightandsquiredisarm'd，UpcomesaneighbouringgentlemanTheoutcryhadalarm'd；
Whoridingupamongthecrowd，Thevicarfirsthespy'd，WithsleevelessgownandbloodybandAndhandsbehindhimty'd。
Blessme，sayshe，whatmeansallthis？
Thenturningroundhiseyes，Inthesameplight，orinaworse，Thecobblerbleedingspies。
Andlookingfurtherroundhesaw，Likeoneindolefuldump，Theknight，amidstagapingmob，Sitpensiveonhisrump。
AndbyhissidelayRalphhissquire，Whombutcherfellhadmaul'd；
Whobitterlybemoan'dhisfate，Andforasurgeoncall'd。
Surprisedatfirsthepausedawhile，Andthenaccoststheknight，-
Whatmakesyouhere，SirSamuel，Inthisunhappyplight？
Atthistheknightgave'sbreastathump，Andstretchingouthishand，-
Ifyouwillpullmeup，hecried，I'lltryifIcanstand。
AndthenI'llletyouknowthecause；
ButfirsttakecareofRalph，WhoinmygoodorillsuccessDothalwaysstandmyhalf。
Inshort，hegothisworshipupAndledhiminthedoor；
WhereheatlengthrelatesthetaleAsIhavetoldbefore。
Whenhehadheardthestoryout，Thegentlemanreplies，-
Itisnotinmyprovince，sir，Yourworshiptoadvise。
ButwereIinyourworship'splace，TheonlythingI'ddo，Wasfirsttoreprimandthefools，Andthentoletthemgo。
IthinkitfirstadvisableTotakethemfromtherabble，AndletthemcomeandbothsetforthTheoccasionofthesquabble。
ThisistheVicar，Sir，ofBray，Amanofnorepute，Thescornandscandalofhistribe，Aloose，ill-manner'dbrute。
Thecobbler'sapoorstrollingwretchThatmendsmyservants'shoes；
AndoftencallsashegoesbyTobringmecountrynews。
Atthishisworshipgrip'dhisbeard，Andinanangrymood，SworebythelawsofchivalryThatbloodrequiredblood。
Besides，I'mbytheCommonwealthEntrustedtochastiseAllknavesthatstraggleupanddownToraisesuchmutinies。
However，since'tisyourrequest，Theyshallbecall'dandheard；
ButneitherRalphnorIcangrantSuchrascalsshouldbeclear'd。
Andso，towindthetaleupshort，Theywerecall'dintogether；
Andbythegentlemenwereask'dWhatwind'twasblewthemthither。
GoodaleandhandsomelandladiesYoumighthavenearerhome；
Andtherefore'tisforsomethingmoreThatyousofararecome。
Towhichthevicaranswer'dfirst，-
Mylivingissosmall，ThatIamforcedtostrollaboutTotryandgetacall。
And，quoththecobbler，IamforcedToleavemywifeanddwelling，T'escapethedangerofbeingpress'dTogoacolonelling。
There'smanyanhonestjovialladUnwarilydrawnin，ThatIhavereasontosuspectWillscarcegetoutagain。
Theproverbsays，HARMWATCHHARMCATCH，I'lloutofdangerkeep，ForhethatsleepsinawholeskinDothmostsecurelysleep。
MybusinessistomendbadsoalsAndstitchupbrokenquarters：
Acobbler'snamewouldlookbutoddAmongalistofmartyrs。
Faith，cobbler，quoththegentleman，Andthatshallbemycase；
Iwillneitherpartyjoin，Letwhatwillcometopass。
NoimportunitiesorthreatsMyfixtresolvesshallrest；
Comehere，SirSamuel，where'shishealthThatlovesoldEnglandbest。
IpitythoseunhappyfoolsWho，eretheywereaware，DesigningandambitiousmenHavedrawnintoasnare。
But，vicar，tocometothecase，-
Amidstasenselesscrowd，Whaturgedyoutosuchviolence，Andmadeyoutalksoloud？
PassionI'msuredoesillbecomeYourcharacterandcloath，And，tho'thecausebene'ersojust，Bringsscandaluponboth。
Vicar，Ispeakitwithregret，AninadvertentpriestRendershimselfridiculous，Andeverybody'sjest。
ThevicartobethusrebukedAlittletimestoodmute；
Buthavinggulp'dhispassiondown，Replies，-ThatcobblingbruteHastreatedmewithsuchcontempt，Suchvileexpressionsused，ThatInolongercouldforbearTohearmyselfabused。
TherascalhadtheinsolenceTogivehimselfthelie，Andtoaverh'haddonemoregoodAndsavedmoresoalsthanI。
Nay，further，Sir，thismiscreantTotellmewassobold，Ourtradeswereverynearofkin，Buthiswasthemoreold。
Now，Sir，IwilltoyouappealOnsuchaprovocation，IftherewasnotsufficientcauseTousealittlepassion？
Now，quoththecobbler，withyourleave，I'llproveittohisface，Allthisismeresuggestion，Andforeigntothecase。
AndsincehecallssomanynamesAndtalkssoveryloud，Iwillbeboundtomakeitplain'Twashethatraisedthecrowd。
Nay，further，Iwillmake'tappearHeandthepriestshavedoneMoremischiefthanthecobblersfarAlloverChristendom。
AllEuropegroansbeneaththeiryoke，AndpoorGreatBritainowesTothemherpresentmiseries，Anddreadoffuturewoes。
ThepriestsofallreligionsareAndwillbestillthesame，Andall，tho'inadifferentway，Areplayingthesamegame。
Atthisthegentlemanstoodup，-
Cobbler，youruntoofast；
BythuscondemningallthetribeYougobeyondyourlast。
Muchmischiefhasbypriestsbeendone，Andmoreisdoingstill；
ButthentocensureallalikeMustbeexceedingill。
Toomany，Imustneedsconfess，Aremightilytoblame，WhobytheirwickedpracticesDisgracetheveryname。
But，cobbler，stillthemajorpartTheminorshouldconclude；
Toargueatanotherrate'sImpertinentandrude。
BythistimealltheneighboursroundWereflock'daboutthedoor，Andsomewereonthevicar'sside，Butonthecobbler'smore。
Amongtherestagrazier，whoHadlatelybeenattownTosellhisoxenandhissheep，Brim-fullofnewscamedown。
Quothhe，Thepriestshavepreach'dandpray'd，Andmadesodamn'dapother，ThatallthepeoplearerunmadTomurtheroneanother。
BytheircontrivancesandartsThey'veplay'dtheirgamesolong，Thatnomanknowswhichsideisright，Orwhichisinthewrong。
I'msureI'veSmithfieldmarketusedFormorethantwentyyear，ButneverdidsuchmurmuringsAnddreadfuloutcrieshear。
Someforachurch，andsomeatub，Andsomeforbothtogether；
Andsome，perhapsthegreaterpart，Havenoregardforeither。
Someforaking，andsomefornone；
AndsomehavehankeringsTomendtheCommonwealth，andmakeAnempireofallkings。
What'sworse，oldNollismarchingoff，AndDick，hisheir-apparent，Succeedshiminthegovernment，Averylamevicegerent。
He'llreignbutlittletime，poorfool，ButsinkbeneaththeState，Thatwillnotfailtoridethefool'Bovecommonhorseman'sweight。
Andrulers，whentheylosethepower，Likehorsesoverweigh'd，Musteitherfallandbreaktheirknees，Orelseturnperfectjade。
ThevicartobetwicerebukedNolongercouldcontain；
Butthusreplies，-ToknaveslikeyouAllargumentsarevain。
TheChurchmustuseherarmofflesh，Theotherwillnotdo；
TheclergywastetheirbreathandtimeOnmiscreantslikeyou。
Youaresostubbornandsoproud，Sodullandprepossest，ThatnoinstructionscanprevailHowwellsoe'eraddrest。
Whowouldreformsuchreprobates，Mustdrubthemsoundlyfirst；
IknownootherwaybutthatTomakethemwiseorjust。
Fie，vicar，fie，hispatronsaid，Surethatisnottheway；
YoushouldinstructyourauditorsTosufferorobey。
ThosewerethedoctrinesthatofoldThelearnedfatherstaught；
And'twasbythemtheChurchatfirstWastoperfectionbrought。
Come，vicar，layyourfeudsaside，Andcalmlytakeyourcup；
AndletustryinfriendlywiseTomakethematterup。
That'scertainlythewisercourse，Andbettertoobyfar；
AllmenofprudencestrivetoquenchThesparksofcivilwar。
ByfuriousheatsandilladviceOurneighboursareundone，ThenletustimelycautiontakeFromtheirdestruction。
Ifwewouldturnourheadsabout，Andlooktowardsforty-one，WesoonshouldseewhatlittlejarsThosecruelwarsbegun。
Aone-eyedcobblerthenwasoneOfthatrebelliouscrew，ThatdidinCharlesthemartyr'sbloodTheirwickedhandsimbrue。
ImentionthisnottodefaceThiscobbler'sreputation，WhomIhavealwayshonestfound，Andusefulinhisstation。
ButthisIurgetoletyouseeThedangerofafightBetweenacobblerandapriest，Thoughhewerene'ersoright。
Thevicarsareanumeroustribe，Soarethecobblerstoo；
Andifageneralquarrelrise，Whatmustthecountrydo？
OuroutwardandourinwardsoalsMustquicklywantrepair；
AndalltheneighbourhoodaroundWouldthemisfortuneshare。
Sir，quoththegrazier，IbelieveOuroutwardsoalsindeedMayquicklywantthecobbler'shelpTobefromleakingsfreed。
Butforourinwardsouls，IthinkThey'reofaworthtoogreatTobecommittedtothecareOfanyholycheat，WhoonlyserveshisGodforgain，Religionishistrade；
And'tisbysuchastheseourChurchSoscandalousismade。
WhyshouldItrustmysoulwithoneThatpreaches，swears，andprays，AndthenextmomentcontradictsHimselfinallhesays？
HissolemnoathshelooksuponAsonlywordsofcourse！
WhichliketheirwivesourfatherstookForbetterorforworse。
Buthetakesoathsassometakew-s，Onlytoservehisease；
Androguesandw-s，itiswellknown，Maypartwhene'ertheyplease。
Atthisthecobblerboldergrew，Andstoutlythusreply'd，-
Ifyou'resogoodatdrubbing，Sir，Yourmanhoodshallbetry'd。
WhatIhavesaidIwillmaintain，Andfurtherprovewithal-
IdailydomoregoodthanyouInmyrespectivecall。
Iknowyourcharacter，quothhe，Youproudinsultingvicar，WhoonlyhuffanddomineerAndquarrelinyourliquor。
Thehonestgentleman，whosaw'Twouldcomeagaintoblows，Commandsthecobblertoforbear，Andtothevicargoes。
Vicar，sayshe，forshamegiveo'erAndmitigateyourrage；
YouscandalizeyourclothtoomuchAcobblertoengage。
Allpeople'seyesareonyourtribe，AndeverylittleillTheymultiplyandaggravateAndwillbecausetheywill。
Butnowlet'scallanothercause，Soletthishealthgoround；
Bepeaceandplenty，truthandright，IngoodoldEnglandfound。
QuothRalph，AllthisisemptytalkAndonlytendstolaughter；
Ifthesetwovarletsshouldbespared，Who'dpityushereafter？
Yourworshipmaydowhatyouplease，ButI'llhavesatisfactionFordrubbingandfordamagesInthisungodlyaction。
IthinkthatyoucandonolessThansendthemtothestocks；
AndI'llassisttheconstableInfixingintheirhocks。
Therelet'emsitandfightitout，Orscoldtilltheyarefriends；
Or，whatisbettermuchthanboth，TillIammadeamends。
Ralph，quoththeknight，that'swelladvised，Letthembothhithergo，Andyouandthesub-magistrateTakecarethatitbeso。
Letthembelock'dinfacetoface，Barebuttocksontheground；
AndlettheminthatposturesitTilltheywithuscompound。
Thusfixt，wellleavethemforatime，Whilstwewithgriefrelate，HowatawakethisknightandsquireGoteachabrokenpate。
Ballad：TheGenevaBalladFromSamuelButler'sPosthumousWorks。
OfallthefactionsinthetownMovedbyFrenchspringsorFlemishwheels，Noneturnsreligionupsidedown，Ortearspretencesoutatheels，LikeSPLAYMOUTHwithhisbraceofcaps，Whoseconsciencemightbescann'dperhapsBythedimensionsofhischaps；
Hewhomthesistersdoadore，Countinghisactionsalldivine，Whowhenthespirithintscanroar，And，ifoccasionserves，canwhine；
Nay，hecanbellow，bray，orbark；
WaseverSIKEABEAUK-LEARN'DclerkThatspeaksalllinguasoftheark？
Todrawthehornetsinlikebees，Withpleasingtwangshetoneshisprose；
Hegiveshishandkerchiefasqueeze，AnddrawsJohnCalvinthro'hisnose；
Motiveonmotiveheobtrudes，Withslip-stockingsimilitudes，Eightusesmore，andsoconcludes。
Whenmonarchybegantobleed，Andtreasonhadafinenewname；
WhenThameswasbalderdash'dwithTweed，Andpulpitsdidlikebeaconsflame；
WhenJeroboam'scalveswererear'd，AndLaudwasneitherlovednorfear'd，Thisgospel-cometfirstappear'd。
Soonhisunhallow'dfingersstriptHissovereign-liegeofpowerandland；
And，havingsmotehismaster，sliptHisswordintohisfellow'shand；
ButhethatwearshiseyesmaynoteOft-timesthebutcherbindsagoat，Andleaveshisboytocutherthroat。
PoorEnglandfelthisfurythenOutweigh'dQueenMary'smanygrains；
HisverypreachingslewmoremenThanBonnar'sfaggots，stakes，andchains：
Withdog-starzeal，andlungslikeBoreas，Hefought，andtaught，and，what'snotorious，Destroy'dhisLordtomakehimglorious。
YetdrewforKingandParliament，Asifthewindcouldstandnorth-south；
BrokeMoses'lawwithblestintent，Murther'd，andthenhewipedhismouth：
Oblivionaltersnothiscase，NorclemencynoractsofgraceCanblanchanEthiopian'sface。
Ripeforrebellion，hebeginsTorallyupthesaintsinswarms；
Hebawlsaloud，Sir，leaveyoursins，Butwhispers，Boys，standtoyourarms：
Thushe'sgrowninsolentlyrude，Thinkinghisgodscan'tbesubdued-
MONEY，Imean，andMULTITUDE。
MagistratesheregardsnomoreThanStGeorgeortheKingofColon，Vowinghe'llnotconformbeforeTheoldwiveswindtheirdeadinwoollen：
Hecallsthebishopgray-hair'dcoff，AndmakeshispowerasmereascoffAsDagonwhenhishandswereoff。
Hark！howheopenswithfullcry，Halloo，myhearts，bewareofRome！
CowardsthatareafraidtodieThusmakedomesticbrawlsathome。
HowquietlygreatCharlesmightreign，WouldalltheseHotspurscrossthemainAndpreachdownPoperyinSpain。
ThestarryruleofHeavenisfixt，There'snodissensioninthesky；
Andcantherebeameanbetwixt，Confusionandconformity？
Aplacedividedneverthrives，'Tisbadwhenhornetsdwellinhives，Butworsewhenchildrenplaywithknives。
Iwouldassoonturnbacktomass，OrchangemypraisetoTHEEandTHOU；
LetthePoperidemelikeanass，Andhispriestsmilkmelikeacow！
AsbuckletoSmectymnianlaws，Thebadeffectso'th'GoodoldCause，Thathavedove'splumes，butvulture'sclaws。
For'twastheholyKirkthatnursed，TheBrownistsandtheranters'crew；
Foulerror'smotleyvesturefirstWasoaded（98）inanorthernblue；
Andwhat'sth'enthusiastickbreed，OrmenofKnipperdolin'screed，ButCov'nantersrunuptoseed！
YettheyallcrytheylovetheKing，Andmakeboastoftheirinnocence：
TherecannotbesovileathingButmaybecover'dwithpretence；
Yetwhenall'ssaid，onethingI'llswear，Nosubjectliketh'oldCavalier，NotraytorlikeJACK-PRESBYTER。
Ballad：TheDevil'sProgressOnEarth，OrHuggleDuggleFromDurfey's"PillstoPurgeMelancholy。"
FRIERBACONwalksagain，AndDoctorFORSTER（99）too；
PROSPERINEandPLUTO，Andmanyagoblincrew：
Withthatamerrydevil，TomaketheAIRING，vow'd；
HuggleDuggle，Ha！ha！ha！
TheDevillaugh'daloud。
Whythinkyouthathelaugh'd？
Forsoothhecamefromcourt；
AndthereamongstthegallantsHadspy'dsuchprettysport；
Therewassuchcunningjugling，Andladysgonsoproud；
HuggleDuggle，etc。
WiththatintothecityAwaytheDevilwent；
Toviewthemerchants'dealingsItwashisfullintent：
AndtherealongthebraveExchangeHecreptintothecroud。
HuggleDuggle，etc。
HewentintothecityToseealltherewaswell；
Theirscaleswerefalse，theirweightswerelight，Theirconsciencefitforhell；
AndPANDERSchosenmagistrates，AndPURITANSallow'd。
HuggleDuggle，etc。
WiththatuntothecountryAwaytheDevilgoeth；
Forthereisallplaindealing，ForthattheDevilknoweth：
ButtherichmanreapsthegainsForwhichthepoormanplough'd。
HuggleDuggle，etc。
WiththattheDevilinhasteTookpostawaytohell，Andcall'dhisfellowfuries，Andtoldthemallonearthwaswell：
Thatfalsehoodtheredidflourish，Plaindealingwasinacloud。
HuggleDuggle，Ha！ha！ha！
Thedevilslaugh'daloud。
Ballad：ABottleDefinitionOfThatFallenAngel，CalledAWhigFromacollectionofHistoricalandStatePoems，Satyrs，Songs，andEpigrams，byNedWard，A。D。1717。
WhatisaWhig？AcunningrogueThatoncewasin，nowoutofvogue：
ArebeltotheChurchandthrone，OfLucifertheveryspawn。
Atyrant，whoisne'eratrestInpower，orwhenhe'sdispossess'd；
Aknave，whofoolishlyhaslostWhatsomuchbloodandtreasurecost。
Alying，bouncingdesperado，Abomb，astink-pot，agranado；
That'sreadyprimed，andchargedtobreak，Andmischiefdoformischief'ssake：
Acomet，whoseportendingphizAppearsmoredreadfulthanitis；
ButnowpropitiousstarsrepelThoseillsitlastlydidfortel。
'Twillburstwithunregardedspight，And，sincetheParliamentprovesright，Willturntosmoke，whichshoneoflateSobrightandflamingintheState。
Ballad：TheDespondingWhigFromNedWard'sWorks，vol。iv。1709。
Whenowlesarestrip'doftheirdisguise，Andwolvesofshepherd'scloathing，ThosebirdsandbeaststhatpleaseoureyesWillthenbegetourloathing；
WhenfoxestrembleintheirholesAtdangersthattheysee，Andthosewethinksowiseprovefools，Thenlow，boys，downgowe。
IfthosedesignsabortiveproveWe'vebeensolonginhatching，AndcunningknavesareforcedtomoveFromhomeforfearofcatching；
TherabblesoonwillchangetheirtoneWhenourintriguestheysee，AndcryGodsavetheChurchandThrone，Thenlow，boys，downgowe。
TheweaverthennomoremustleaveHisloomandturnapreacher，NorwithhiscantpoorfoolsdeceiveTomakehimselfthericher。
OurleaderssoonwoulddisappearIfsuchachangeshouldbe，Ourscriblerstoowouldstinkforfear，Thenlow，boys，downgowe。
NocanvisarswoulddaretoshewTheirposturesandgrimaces，Orproph'sywhattheyneverknew，Bydintofuglyfaces。
Butshovethetumblerthroughthetown，Andquicklybanish'dbe，Fornonemustteachwithoutagown，Thenlow，boys，downgowe。
Ifsuchunhappydaysshouldcome，Ourvirtue，moderation，WouldsurelyberepaidushomeWithdoublecompensation；
Foraswenevercouldforgive，IfearwethenshouldseeThatwhatwelentwemustreceive，Thenlow，boys，downgowe。
ShouldhonestbrethrenoncediscernOurknaveries，they'ddisownus，Andbubbl'dfoolsmorewitshouldlearn，TheLordhavemercyonus；
Let'sguardagainstthatevilday，Leastsuchatimeshouldbe，Andtackersshouldcomeintoplay，Thenlow，boys，downgowe。
Tho'hithertowe'veplay'dourpartsLikewarycunningfoxes，Andgain'dthecommonpeople'sheartsBybroachinghet'rodoxes，-
Butthey'reasfickleasthewinds，Withnothinglongagree，Andwhentheychangetheirwav'ringminds，Thenlow，boys，downgowe。
Let'spreachandpray，butspitourgallOnthosethatdoopposeus，Andcantofgrace，inspiteofallTheshametheDevilowesus：
Thejust，theloyal，andthewiseWithusshallPapistsbe，ForiftheHIGHCHURCHonceshouldrise，Then，LOWCHURCH，downgowe。
Ballad：PhanatickZeal，OrALooking-glassForTheWhigsFromaCollectionof180LoyalSongs。Tune，"ASwearingwewillgo。"
WhowouldnotbeaToryWhentheloyalarecall'dso：
AndaWhignowisknownTobethenation'sfoe？
SoaToryIwillbe，willbe，AndaToryIwillbe。
Withlittlebandprecise，HairPresbyteriancut，WhigturnsuphandsandeyesThoughsmokinghotfromslut。
SoaToryIwillbe，etc。
Blackcapturn'dupwithwhite，Withwolfishneckandface，Andmouthwithnonsensestuft，SpeaksWhigamanofgrace，AndaToryIwillbe，etc。
ThesistersgotomeetingsTomeettheirgallantsthere；
AndoftmistakeformyLord，Andsniveloutmydear。
AndaToryIwillbe，etc。
Example，wedoown，Thanpreceptbetteris；
ForCreswellshewassafe，WhenshelivedaprivateMiss。
AndaToryIwillbe，etc。
TheWhigs，thoughne'ersoproud，Sometimeshavebeenaslow，FortherearesomeofnoteHavelongararee-show。
AndaToryIwillbe，etc。
ThesemushroomsnowhavegotTheirchampionturn-coathick；
ButifthenakedtruthwereknownThey'reassistedbyoldNick。
AndaToryIwillbe，etc。
TobeandtobenotAtonceisintheirpower；
Forwhenthey'rein，they'reguilty，Butclearwhenouto'thetower。
AndaToryIwillbe，etc。
Tocarrytheirdesigns，Though'tcontradictstheirsense；
They'reclearaWhiggishtraytorAgainstclearevidence。
AndaToryIwillbe，etc。
Theoldproverbdothustell，Eachdogwillhavehisday；
AndWhighashadhistoo，Forwhichhe'llsoundlypay；
AndaToryIwillbe，etc。
ForbodkinsandforthimblesNowletyourtubsterscant；
TheirconfoundedtiredcauseHadneveryetmorewant。
SoaToryIwillbe，etc。
ForignoramusToneyHasleftyouinthelurch；
Andyouhavespentyourmoney，So，faith，e'encometoChurch；
ForaToryIwillbe，etc。
Theyareofnoreligion，Beitspokentotheirglories，ForStPeterandStPaulWiththembothareTories；
AndaToryIwillbe，etc。
They'reexcellentcontrivers，Iwonderwhatthey'renot，ForsomethingtheycanmakeOfnothingandaplot。
AndaToryIwillbe，etc。
ButnowyourholycheatIsknownthroughoutthenation；
AndaWhigisknowntobeAthingquiteoutoffashion。
AndaToryIwillbe，etc。
Ballad：ANewGameAtCards：Or，WinAtFirstAndLoseAtLastApopularballad，writtenimmediatelyaftertherestorationofCharlesII。；andinwhichthevictoriousCavaliersrenderhonourtoGeneralMonk，DukeofAlbemarle。
Tune，"Yegallantsthatdelighttoplay。"
YemerryheartsthatlovetoplayAtcards，seewhohathwontheday；
YouthatoncedidsadlysingTheknaveofclubshathwontheking；
Nowmorehappytimeswehave，Thekinghathovercometheknave。
Notlongagoagamewasplay'd，Whenthreecrownsatthestakeswerelaid；
Englandhadnocausetoboast，Knaveswonthatwhichkingshadlost：
Coachesgavethewaytocarts，Andclubswerebettercardsthanhearts。
OldNollwastheknaveo'clubs，Anddadofsuchaspreachintubs；
Bradshaw，Ireton，andPrideWerethreeotherknavesbeside；
Andtheyplay'dwithhalfthepack，Throwingoutallcardsbutblack。
ButthejustFatesthrewthesefourout，Whichmadetheloyalpartyshout；
ThePopewouldfainhavehadthestock，Andwiththesecardshavewhipthisdock。
ButsoontheDevilthesecardssnatchesTodipinbrimstone，andmakematches。
Butstillthesportfortomaintain，BoldLambert，Haslerigg，andVane，Withone-eyedHewson，tooktheirplaces，Knaveswerebettercardsthanaces；
ButFleetwoodhehimselfdidsave，Becausehewasmorefoolthanknave。
Cromwell，thoughhesomuchhadwon，Yethehadanunluckyson；
Hesitsstill，andnotregards，Whilstcunninggamesterssetthecards；
Andthus，alas！poorsillyDick，Heplay'dawhile，andlosthistrick。
TheRumpersthathadwonwholetowns，Thespoilsofmartyrsandofcrowns，Werenotcontented，butgrewrough，Asthoughtheyhadnotwonenough；
Theykeptthecardsstillintheirhands，Toplayfortithesandcollegelands。
ThePresbytersbegantofretThattheywereliketolosethesett；
UntotheRumptheydidappeal，Andsaiditwastheirturntodeal；
ThendealtwithPresbyterians，butThearmysworethattheywouldcut。
Theforeignlandsbegantowonder，Toseewhatgallantswelivedunder，Thatthey，whichChristiansdidforswear，Shouldfollowgamingalltheyear，-
Naymore，whichwasthestrangestthing，Toplaysolongwithoutaking。
Theboldphanaticspresentwere，Likebutlerswiththeirboxesthere，NotdoubtingbutthateverygameSomeprofitwouldredoundtothem；
Becausetheywerethegamesters'minions，Andeverydaybroach'dnewopinions。
ButCheshiremen（asstoriessay）
Begantoshowthemgamester'splay；
BraveBoothandallhisarmystrivesTosavethestakes，orlosetheirlives；
But，ohsadfate！theywereundoneByplayingoftheircardstoosoon。
Thusallthewhileaclubwastrump，There'snonecouldeverbeattheRump，Untilanoblegeneralcame，Andgavethecheatersaclearslam；
Hisfingerdidoutwittheirnoddy，Andscrew'duppoorJackLambert'sbody。
ThenHasleriggbegantoscowl，Andsaidthegeneralplay'dfoul。
Looktohim，partners，forItellye，ThisMonkhasgotakingin'sbelly。
Notso，quothMonk，butIbelieveSirArthurhasaknavein'ssleeve。
WhenGeneralMonkdidunderstandTheRumpwerepeepinginto'shand，Hewiselykepthiscardsfromsight，WhichputtheRumpintoafright；
Hesawhowmanywerebetray'dThatshow'dtheircardsbeforetheyplay'd。
Atlength，quothhe，somecardswelack，Iwillnotplaywithhalfapack；
WhatyoucastoutIwillbringin，Andanewgamewewillbegin：
Withthatthestanders-bydidsayTheyneveryetsawfairerplay。
Butpresentlythisgamewaspast，Andforasecondknaveswerecast；
Allnewcards，notstain'dwithspots，AswastheRumpersandtheScots，-
Heregoodgamestersplay'dtheirpartsAndturn'dupthekingofhearts。
Afterthisgamewasdone，IthinkThestanders-byhadcausetodrink，Andallloyalsubjectssing，Farewellknaves，andwelcomeKing；
For，tillwesawtheKingreturn'd，Wewish'dthecardshadallbeenburn'd。
Ballad：TheCavaleersLitany（March25th，1660。）-FromtheKing'sPamphlets，BritishMuseum。
Frompardonswhichextendtowoods，Entitlethievestokeepourgoods，Forgiveourrentsaswellasbloods，Godbless，etc。
FromjudgeswhoawardthatnoneOfouroppressoursshouldattone（Thelossessurewerenottheirown），Godbless，etc。
FromChristianswhichcansoonforgetOurinjuries，butnotonebitOfself-concernmentwouldremit，Godbless，etc。
Fromduresse，andtheirdolefulltale，Who，famishtbyalawlesssale，Compoundeditforcakesandale，Godbless，etc。
Frompersonsstilltotreadthestage，Whodidthedrudgeriesofourage（Suchcounsellsare，Ifear，toosage），Godbless，etc。
Frommaximeswhich（tomakeallsure）
Withgreatrewardsthebadallure，'Causeofthegoodtheyaresecure，Godbless，etc。
Fromcunninggamesters，who，theysay，Aresuretowinne，what-e'retheyplay；
InAprilLambert，CharlesinMay，Godbless，etc。
Fromneutersandtheirleven'dlump，WhonametheKingandmeantheRump，Orcarenotmuchwhatcardistrump，Godbless，etc。
Frommidnight-birds，wholyeatcatchSomeplumefrommonarchytosnatch，Andfromfondyouthsthatcannotwatch，Godbless，etc。
Frombrethrenwhomuststilldissent，WhosefrowardgospellbrooksnoLent，Andwhorecant，butne'errepent，Godbless，etc。
FromLevitesvoidoftruthandshame，Whotothetimetheirpulpitsframe，Andkeepthestylebutchangethename，Godbless，etc。
Frommenbyheynouscrimesmaderich，Who（thoughtheirhopesareintheditch）
Havestillth'oldfornicatoursitch，Godbless，etc。
Fromsuchasfreelypaidth'arrearsOftheState-troopsformanyyears，ButgrudgeonetaxforCavaleers，Godbless，etc。
THESECONDPART。
Acrownofgoldwithoutallay，Nothereprovidedforoneday，Butframedabovetolastforaye！
Godsend，etc。
AQueentofilltheemptyplace，Andmultiplyhisnoblerace，WeeallbeseechthethroneofgraceTosend，etc。
ApeoplestillastrueandkindAslate（whenfortheirKingtheypin'd），Notfickleasthetideorwild，Godsend，etc。
Afleetlikethatinfifty-three，Tore-assertourpoweratsea，AndmakeproudFlemingsbendtheirknee，Godsend，etc。
Fullmagazinesandcashinstore，ThatsuchaswroughthisfatebeforeMayhopetodothesamenomore，Godsend，etc。
Asearchingjudgementtodivine，OfpersonswhethertheydojoynForlove，forfear，orfordesign，Godsend，etc。
Awell-complexion'dParliament，Thatshall（likeEnglishmen）resentWhatloyallsubjectsunderwent，Godsend，etc。
Reviewofstatuteslatelypast，Madeinsuchheat，pen'dinsuchhast，Thatalleventswerenotforecast，Godsend，etc。
Dispatchofbusinesse，lawesupright，Andfavourwhereitstandswithright，（Betheirpursesne'ersolight），Godsend，etc。
Araventosupplytheirneed，Whosemartyrdom（likenobleseed）
Sprungupatlengthandchoak'ttheweed，Godsend，etc。
TheKingandkingdom'sdebtsdefray'd，Andthoseofhonestmenwellpay'd，Towhichtheirvertuethembetray'd，Godsend，etc。
IncreaseofcustomestotheKingMayourincreaseoftraffickbring，'TisthatwillmakethepeoplesingLonglive，etc。
London，printedforRobertCrofts，attheCrown，inChanceryLane，1661。
Ballad：TheCavalier'sComplaintThisandthefollowingballad，fromtheKing'sPamphlets，BritishMuseum，expressthediscontentoftheCavaliersattheingratitudeofKingCharlestotheoldsupportersofthefortunesofhisfamily-（March15th，1660。）
Tothetuneof"Itellthee，Dick。"
Come，Jack，let'sdrinkapotofale，AndIshalltelltheesuchataleWillmakethineearstoring；
Mycoyneisspent，mytimeislost，AndIthisonlyfruitcanboast，ThatonceIsawmyKing。
Butthisdothmostafflictmymind：
IwenttoCourtinhopetofindSomeofmyfriendsinplace；
Andwalkingthere，IhadasightOfallthecrew，but，bythislight！
Ihardlyknewoneface。
'S'life！ofsomanynoblesparkes，WhoontheirbodiesbearthemarkesOftheirintegritie；
Andsuffer'druineofestate，Itwasmydamn'dunhappyfateThatInotonecouldsee。
Notone，uponmylife，amongMyoldacquaintanceallalongAtTruroandbefore；
AndIsupposetheplacecanshowAsfewofthosewhomthoudidstknowAtYorkeorMarston-moore。
ButtrulythereareswarmesofthoseWholatelywereourchiefestfoes，Ofpantaloonsandmuffes；
WhilsttheoldrustyCavaleerRetires，ordaresnotonceappear，Forwantofcoyneandcuffes。
WhennoneoftheseIcoulddescry，Whobetterfardeserv'dthenI，CalmelyIdidreflect；
"Oldservices（byruleofState）
Likealmanacksgrowoutofdate，-
WhatthencanIexpect？"
Troth！incontemptofFortune'sfrown，I'llgetmefairlyoutoftown，Andinacloysterpray；
ThatsincethestarresareyetunkindToRoyalists，theKingmayfindMorefaithfullfriendsthanthey。
Ballad：AnEchoToTheCavalier'sComplaintImarvel，Dick，thathavingbeenSolongabroad，andhavingseenTheworldasthouhastdone，Thoushould'stacquaintmeewithataleAsoldasNestor，andasstaleAsthatofPriestandNunne。（100）
ArewetolearnwhatisaCourt？
Apageantmadeforfortune'ssport，Wheremeritsscarceappear；
ForbashfullmeritonlydwellsIncamps，invillages，andcells；
Alas！itdwellsnotthere。
Desertisniceinitsaddresse，AndmeritofttimesdothoppresseBeyondwhatguiltwoulddo；
ButtheyaresureoftheirdemandsThatcometoCourtwithgoldenhands，Andbrazenfaces，too。
TheKing，theysay，dothstillprofesseTogivehispartysomeredresse，Andcherishhonestie；
Buthisgoodwishesproveinvain，Whoseservicewithhisservants'gainNotalwayesdothagree。
Allprinces（betheyne'ersowise）
Arefaintoseewithothers'eyes，Butseldomhearatall；
AndcourtiersfindtheirinterestIntimetofeatherwelltheirnest，Providingfortheirfall。
Ourcomfortdothontimedepend，Thingswhentheyareatworstwillmend；
AndletusbutreflectOnourconditionth'otherday，Whennonebuttyrantsborethesway，Whatdidwethenexpect？
Meanwhileacalmretreatisbest，Butdiscontent（ifnotsupprest）
Willbreeddisloyaltie；
ThisistheconstantnoteIsing，IhavebeenfaithfultotheKing，Andsoshalleverbe。
London，printedforRobertCrofts，attheCrown，inChanceryLane，1661。
Ballad：ARelationOfTengrandinfamousTraytors，who，fortheirhorridmurderanddetestablevillanyagainstourlatesoveraigneLordKingCharlestheFirst，thateverblessedmartyr，werearraigned，tryed，andexecutedinthemonethofOctober，1660，whichinperpetuitywillbehadinremembranceuntotheworld'send。
ThisisoneoftheSixBalladsoftheRestorationfoundinatrunk，andsentbySirW。C。TrevelyantotheBritishMuseum。"NomeasurethrewmoredisgraceontheRestoration，"saysMrWright，"thantheprosecutionoftheregicides；andtheheartlessandsanguinarymannerinwhichitwasconductedtendedmorethananyothercircumstancetoopentheeyesofthepeopletotherealcharacterofthegovernmenttowhichtheyhadbeenbetrayed。"Pepysobservesonthe20thOct。，"Abloodyweekthisandthelasthavebeen；therebeingtenhanged，drawn，andquartered。"
Thetuneis"Comeletusdrinke，thetimeinvites。"
Heethatcanimposeathing，AndshewforthareasonForwhatwasdoneagainsttheKing，Fromthepalacetotheprison；
Lethimherewithmerecite，FormypenisbenttowriteThehorridfactsoftreason。
SincethereisnolearnedscribeNorarithmaticionEverabletodecideTheusurp'dbaseambition，WhichintruthIshalldeclare，Traytorsherewhichlatelywere，Whowantedaphisitian。
ForthegranddiseasethatbredNaturecouldnotweaneit；
Fromthefootuntothehead，Wasputrefactedtreasoninit；
Doctorscouldnocuregive，WhichmadethesquirethenbeleeveThathemustfirstbeginit。
Andthephisickdidcompose，Withinapoundofreason；
Firsttotakeawaythecause，Thentopurgeawaythetreason，Withadosseofhempmadeup，Wroughtasthicklyasarope，Andgiventhemindueseason。
ThedoctorsdidprescribeatlastTogive'umthispotation，Avomitorasinglecast，Welldeserved，inpurgation；
Afterthattolaythemdowne，Andbleedaveineineveryone，Astraytorsofthenation。
Sowhenfirstthephysickewrought，ThethirteenthofOctober，（101）
Thepatientonasledgewasbrought，Likearebellandarover，Totheexecutiontree；
WherewithmuchdexterityWasgentlyturnedover。
THESECONDPART-Tothesametune。
Mondaywasthefifteenthday，AsCarewthendidfollow，（102）
OfwhomallmenIthinkemightsayIntyrannydiddeeplywallow；
TraytorproveduntotheKing，Whichmadehimonthegallowesswing，Andallthepeoplehallow。
Tuesday，afterPeters，Cooke，（103）
Twonotorioustraytors，Thatbroughtoursoveraignetotheblocke，Forwhichwerehang'dandcutinquarters；
'TwasCookewhichwroughtthebloodythingTodrawthechargeagainstourKing，Thateverblessedmartyr。
Next，onWednesday，fourecame，Formurthurallimputed，Theretoanswerforthesame，Whichinjudgementwereconfuted。
GregorieClement，Jones，andScot，AndScrooptogether，foraplot，（104）
Likewisewereexecuted。
Thursdaypast，andFridaythen，Toendthefullconclusion，Andmakethetraytorsjustupten，Thatdaywerebroughttoexecution，HackerandproudAxtellhe，（105）
AtTyburnefortheirtreacheryReceivedtheirabsolution。
BeingagainsttheKingandStates，TheCommonsallcondemn'd'um，AndtheirquartersonthegatesHangethforamemorandum'Twixttheheavensandtheearth；
Traytorsaresolittleworth，Todustandsmoakewee'lsend'um。
LetnowOctoberwarningmakeTobloody-mindedtraytors，Thatneverphisickemoretheytake，Forinthismoneththeylosttheirquarters；
BeingsoagainsttheKing，Whichtomurthertheydidbring，Theeverblessedmartyr。
London，printedforFr。Coles，T。Vere，M。Wright，andW。
Gilbertson。
Ballad：TheGloryOfTheseNationsOr，Kingandpeopleshappinesse。BeingabriefrelationofKingCharles'sroyallprogressefromDovertoLondon，howtheLordGenerallandtheLordMayor，withallthenobilityandgentryoftheland，broughthimthorowthefamouscityofLondontohispallaceatWestminster，the29thofMaylast，beinghisMajestiesbirth-day，tothegreatcomfortofhisloyallsubjects。
OneofthesixcuriousbroadsidesfoundbySirW。C。Trevelyanintheliningofatrunk，andnowintheBritishMuseum。
ThenewParliamentmetonthetwenty-fifthofApril，andonthefirstofMaytheKing'sletterfromBredawasread，andtheRestorationdeterminedbyavoteoftheHouse。TheKingimmediatelyrepairedtothecoast，and，aftermeetingwithsomeobstructionfromtheroughnessoftheweather，wentonboardtheNAZEBYonthe23rdofMay。Onthe25thhelandedatDover。HemadehisentryintoLondononthe29th。
Tothetuneof"WhentheKingenjoyshisownagain。"
Where'sthosethatdidprognosticate，AnddidenvyfairEngland'sstate，AndsaidKingCharlesnomoreshouldreign？
Theirpredictionswerebutinvain，FortheKingisnowreturn'd，ForwhomfairEnglandmourn'd；
Hisnoblesroyallyhimentertain。
Nowblessedbetheday！
Thusdohissubjectssay，ThatGodhathbroughthimhomeagain。
Thetwenty-secondoflovelyMayAtDoverarrived，famedothsay，WhereourmostnoblegenerallDidonhiskneesbeforehimfall，Cravingtokisshishand，Sosoonashedidland。
Royallytheydidhimentertain，Withalltheirpow'randmight，Tobringhimtohisright，Andplacehiminhisownagain。
ThentheKing，Iunderstand，DidkindlytakehimbythehandAndlovinglydidhimembrace，Rejoycingfortoseehisface。
HeelifthimfromthegroundWithjoythatdidabound，Andgraciouslydidhimentertain；
RejoycingthatoncemoreHewaso'th'Englishshore，Toenjoyhisowninpeaceagain。
FromDovertoCanterburytheypast，AndsotoCobham-hallatlast；
FromthencetoLondonmarchamain，Withatriumphantandglorioustrain，Wherehewasreceivedwithjoy，Hissorrowtodestroy，InEnglandoncemorefortoraign；
Nowallmendosing，GodsaveCharlesourKing，Thatnowenjoyeshisownagain。
AtDeptfordthemaidenstheyStoodallinwhitebythehigh-wayTheirloyaltytoCharlestoshow，Theywithsweetflowershiswaytostrew。
Eachworearibbinblew，Theywereofcomelyhue，Withjoytheydidhimentertain，WithacclamationstotheskyeAstheKingpassedby，Forjoythathereceiveshisownagain。
InWallworth-fieldsagallantbandOfLondon'prenticesdidstand，Allinwhitedubletsverygay，ToentertainKingCharlesthatday，Withmuskets，swords，andpike；
Ineversawthelike，Noramoreyouthfullgallanttrain；
Theyuptheirhatsdidfling，Andcry，"GodsavetheKing！
Nowheenjoyshisownagain。"
AtNewington-ButstheLordMayorwilledAfamousboothfortobebuilded，WhereKingCharlesdidmakeastand，Andreceivedtheswordintohishand；
WhichhisMajestydidtake，AndthenreturnedbackUntotheMayorwithloveagain。
Abanquettheyhimmake，Hedoththereofpartake，Thenmarchthistriumphanttrain。
TheKingwithallhisnoblemen，ThroughSouthwarktheymarchedthen；
FirstmarchedMajorGenerallBrown，（106）
ThenNorwichEarleofgreatrenown，（107）
WithmanyavaliantknightAndgallantmenofmight，Richlyattired，marchingamain，ThereLordsMordin，Gerard，andThegoodEarleofCleavland，（108）
TobringtheKingtohisownagain。
NearsixtyflagsandstreamersthenWasbornbeforeathousandmen，Inplushcoatsandchainesofgold，Theseweremostrichfortobehold；
Witheverymanhispage，Thegloryofhisage；
Withcourageboldtheymarchtamain，ThenwithgladnessetheyBroughttheKingonhiswayFortoenjoyhisownagain。
ThenLichfieldsandDarbyesEarles，（109）
TwooffairEngland'sroyallpearles；
MajorGenerallMasseythenCommandedthelifeguardofmen，TheKingfortodefend，Ifanyshouldcontend，Orseemhiscommingtorestrain；
ButalsojoyfullwereThatnosuchdurstappear，NowtheKingenjoyeshisownagain。
Fourrichmacesbeforethemwent，Andmanyheraldswellcontent；
TheLordMayorandthegenerallDidmarchbeforetheKingwithall。
HisbrothersoneachsideAlongbyhimdidride；
TheSouthwark-waitsdidplayamain，WhichmadethemalltosmileAndtostandstillawhile，Andthentheymarchedonagain。
Thenwithdrawnswordsallmendidside，Andflourishingthesame，thencryed，"CharlestheSecondnowGodsave，Thathehislawfullrightmayhave！
Andweallonhimattend，Fromdangershimtodefend，Andallthatwithhimdothremain。
BlessedbeGodthatweDidlivethesedaystosee，ThattheKingenjoyeshisownagain！"
Thebellslikewisedidloudlyring，Bonefiresdidburnandpeoplesing；
Londonconduitsdidrunwithwine，AndallmendotoCharlesincline；
HopingnowthatallUntotheirtradesmayfall，Theirfamyliesfortomaintain，Andfromwrongbefree，'Causewehaveliv'dtoseeTheKingenjoyhisownagain。
London，printedforCharlesTyns，onLondonBridge。
Ballad：TheNobleProgressOr，ATrueRelationOfTheLordGeneralMonk'sPoliticalProceedings。
TheNobleProgresse，oraTrueRelationoftheLordGeneralMonk'sPoliticalProceedingswiththeRump，thecallinginthesecludedMembers，theirtranscendantvoteforhissacredMajesty，withhisreceptionatDover，androyalconductthroughtheCityofLondontohisfamousPalaceatWhitehall。OneofthebroadsidesintheBritishMuseum，foundintheliningofanoldtrunkbySirW。C。
Trevelyan。
Tune-"WhenfirsttheScottishwarsbegan。"
Goodpeople，hearkentomycall，I'letellyouallwhatdidbefallAndhapnedoflate；
OurnoblevaliantGeneralMonkCametotheRump，wholatelystunkWiththeircouncilofstate。
Admiringwhatthismanwoulddoe，Hissecretmindthere'snonecouldknow，Theydiv'dintohimasmuchastheycould，-
Georgewouldnotbewonwiththeirsilvernorgold：
Thesectariansaintsatthislooktblew，Withalltherestofthefactiouscrew，Theyvapour'dawhile，andwereingoodhope，Butnowtheyhavenothingleftbuttherope。
Anotherinventionthentheysought，WhichlongtheywroughtfortobebroughtToclaspehimwiththey；
QuothVaneandScot，I'letellyouwhat，Wee'lhaveaplotandheshallnot，Wee'lcarrythesway：
Let'svotehimathousandpoundayeare，AndHamptonCourtforhimandhisHeire。
Indeed，quothGeorge，ye'reFreeParliamentmenTocutathongoutofanotherman'sskin。
Thesectarian，etc。
TheysenthimthenwithallhishostsTobreakourpostsandraiseourghosts，Whichwastheirintent；
TocutourgatesandchainalldowneUntotheground-thistricktheyfoundTomakehimbeshent：
ThisplottheRumpdidsoaccordTocastanodiumonmylord，Butinthetaskhewashardputuntoo't，'Twasenoughtoinfectbothhishorseandhisfoot，Thesectarian，etc。
ButwhenmylordperceivedthatnightWhatwastheirspight，hebroughttolightTheirknaveriesall；
ThisParliamentofforty-eight，Whichlongdidwait，cametohimstraight，Togivethemafall，AndsomephanaticalpeopleknewThatGeorgewouldgivethemtheirfatalldue；
Indeedhedidrequitethemagen，Forhepul'dtheMonsteroutofhisden。