Eddyisacommonplacename,andwouldhaveanunimpressiveaspectinthelistofthereformedHolyFamily。Shehasthoughtofthat。InthebookofBy-lawswrittenbyher——"impelledbyapowernotone'sown"——thereisaparagraphwhichexplainshowandwhenherdisciplescametoconferatitleuponher;andthisexplanationisfollowedbyawarningastowhatwillhappentoanyfemaleScientistwhoshalldesecrateit:
  "ThetitleofMother。ThereforeifastudentofChristianScienceshallapplythistitle,eithertoherselfortoothers,exceptasthetermforkinshipaccordingtotheflesh,itshallberegardedbytheChurchasanindicationofdisrespectfortheirPastorEmeritus,andunfitnesstobeamemberoftheMother-Church。"
  SheisthePastorEmeritus。
  WhilethequotedparagraphabouttheProcessionseemstoindicatethatMrs。EddyisexpectingtooccupytheFirstPlaceinit,thatexpectationisnotdefinitelyavowed。Inanearlierutteranceofherssheisclearer——clearer,anddoesnotclaimthefirstplacealltoherself,butonlythehalfofit。IquotefromMr。Peabody'sbookagain:
  "IntheChristianScienceJournalforApril,1889,whenitwasherproperty,andpublishedbyher,itwasclaimedforher,andwithhersanction,thatshewasequalwithJesus,andelaborateeffortwasmadetoestablishtheclaim。
  "Mrs。EddyhasdistinctlyauthorizedtheclaiminherbehalfthatsheherselfwasthechosensuccessortoandequalofJesus。"
  InherMiscellaneousWritings(usingheroncefavorite"We"for"I")shesaysthat"Whileweentertaindecidedviews……andshallexpressthemasdutydemands,weshallclaimnoespecialgiftfromourdivineorigin,"etc。
  Ourdivineorigin。ItsuggestsEqualagain。Itisinferable,then,thatinthenearby-and-bythenewChurchwillofficiallyranktheHolyFamilyinthefollowingorder:
  1。JesusofNazareth。——1。OurMother。
  2。TheVirginMary。
  SUMMARY
  IamnotplayingwithChristianScienceanditsfounder,Iamexaminingthem;andIamdoingitbecauseoftheinterestIfeelintheinquiry。
  Myresultsmayseeminadequatetothereader,buttheyhaveformeclarifiedamuddleandbroughtasortoforderoutofachaos,andsoI
  valuethem。
  MyreadingsofMrs。Eddy'suninspiredmiscellaneousliteraryeffortshaveconvincedmeofseveralthings:
  1。ThatshedidnotwriteScienceandHealth。
  2。ThattheDeitydid(ordidnot)writeit。
  3。ThatShethinksShewroteit。
  4。ThatShebelievesShewroteitundertheDeity'sinspiration。
  5。ThatShebelievesSheisaMemberoftheHolyFamily。
  6。ThatShebelievesSheistheequaloftheHeadofit。
  Finally,IthinkSheisnowentitledtothecapitalS——onherownevidence。
  CHAPTERVI
  ThusfarwehaveapartofMrs。Eddy'sportrait。Notmadeoffictions,surmises,reports,rumors,innuendoes,droppedbyherenemies;no,shehasfurnishedallofthematerialsherself,andlaidthemonthecanvas,undermygeneralsuperintendenceanddirection。Asfarasshehasgonewithit,itisthepresentationofacomplacent,commonplace,illiterateNewEnglandwomanwho"forgoteverythingsheknew"whenshediscoveredherdiscovery,thenwroteaBibleingoodEnglishundertheinspirationofGod,andclimbedupittothesupremestsummitofearthlygrandeurattainablebyman——whereshesitssereneto-day,belovedandworshipedbyamultitudeofhumanbeingsofasgoodaverageintelligenceasispossessedbythosethatmarchunderthebannerofanycompetingcult。
  Thisisnotintendedtoflatterthecompetingcults,itismerelyastatementofcoldfact。
  Thatacommonplacepersonshouldgoclimbingaloftandbecomeagodorahalf-godoraquarter-godandbeworshipedbymenandwomenofaverageintelligence,isnothing。Ithashappenedamilliontimes,itwillhappenahundredmillionmore。Ithasbeenmillionsofyearssincethefirstofthesesupernaturalsappeared,andbythetimethelastoneinthatinconceivablyremotefutureshallhaveperformedhissolemnlittlehigh-jinksonthestageandclosedthebusiness,therewillbeenoughofthemaccumulatedinthemuseumontheOtherSidetostartaheavenoftheirown-andjamit。
  Eachinhisturnthoselittlesupernaturalsofourby-goneagesandaeonsjoinedthemonsterprocessionofhispredecessorsandmarchedhorizonward,disappeared,andwasforgotten。Theychangednothing,theybuiltnothing,theyleftnothingbehindthemtorememberthemby,nothingtoholdtheirdisciplestogether,nothingtosolidifytheirworkandenableittodefytheassaultsoftimeandtheweather。Theypassed,andleftavacancy。Theymadeonefatalmistake;theyallmadeit,eachinhisturn:theyfailedtoorganizetheirforces,theyfailedtocentralizetheirstrength,theyfailedtoprovideafreshBibleandasureandperpetualcashincomeforbusiness,andoftentheyfailedtoprovideanewandacceptedDivinePersonagetoworship。
  Mrs。Eddyisnotofthatsmallfry。Thematerialsthatgotothemakingoftherestofherportraitwillproveit。Shewillfurnishthemherself:
  Shepublishedherbook。Shecopyrightedit。Shecopyrightseverything。
  Ifsheshouldsay,"Good-morning;howdoyoudo?"shewouldcopyrightit;
  forsheisacarefulperson,andknowsthevalueofsmallthings。
  ShebegantoteachherScience,shebegantoheal,shebegantogatherconvertstohernewreligion——fervent,sincere,devoted,gratefulpeople。
  AyearortwolatersheorganizedherfirstChristianScience"Association,"withsixofherdisciplesontheroster。
  Shecontinuedtoteachandheal。Shewaschargingnothing,shesays,althoughshewasverypoor。Shetaughtandhealedgratisfouryearsaltogether,shesays。
  Then,in1879-81shewasbecomestrongenough,andwellenoughestablished,toventureacoupleofimpressivelyimportantmoves。Thefirstofthesemoveswastoaggrandizethe"Association"toa"Church。"
  Brave?Itistherightnameforit,Ithink。Theformernamesuggestsnothing,invitednoremark,nocriticism,noinquiry,nohostility;thenewnameinvitedthemall。Shemusthavemadethisintrepidventureonherownmotion。Shecouldhavehadnoimportantadvisersatthatearlyday。Ifweacceptitasherownideaandherownact——andIthinkwemust——wehaveonekeytohercharacter。Anditwillexplainsubsequentactsofhersthatwouldmerelystunusandstupefyuswithoutit。Shallwecallitcourage?Orshallwecallitrecklessness?Courageobserves;
  reflects;calculates;surveysthewholesituation;countsthecost,estimatestheodds,makesupitsmind;thengoesattheenterpriseresolutetowinorperish。Recklessnessdoesnotreflect,itplungesfearlesslyinwithahurrah,andtakestherisks,whatevertheymaybe,regardlessofexpense。Recklessnessoftenfails,Mrs。Eddyhasneverfailed——fromthepointofviewofherfollowers。Thepointofviewofotherpeopleisnaturallynotamatterofweightyimportancetoher。
  ThenewChurchwasnotbornloose-jointedandfeatureless,buthadadefinedplan,adefinitecharacter,definiteaims,andanamewhichwasachallenge,anddefiedallcomers。Itwas"aMind-healingChurch。"Itwas"withoutacreed。"Itsname,"TheChurchofChrist,Scientist。"
  Mrs。EddycouldnotcopyrightherChurch,butshecharteredit,whichwasthesamethingandrelievedthepain。Ithadtwenty-sixchartermembers。
  Mrs。Eddywasatonceinstalledasitspastor。
  Theotherventure,abovereferredto,wasMrs。Eddy'sMassachusettsMetaphysicalCollege,inwhichwastaught"thepathologyofspiritualpower。"Shecouldnotcopyrightit,butshegotitchartered。Forfacultyithadherself,herhusbandoftheperiod(Dr。Eddy),andheradoptedson,Dr。Foster-Eddy。Thecollegetermwas"barelythreeweeks,"shesays。Againshewasbold,brave,rash,reckless——chooseforyourself——forshenotonlybegantochargethestudent,butchargedhimahundreddollarsaweekfortheenlightenments。Andgotit?somemayask。Easily。Pupilsflockedfromfarandnear。Theycamebythehundred。Presentlythetermwascutdownnearlyhalf,butthepriceremainedasbefore。Tobeexact,theterm-cutwastosevenlessons——
  price,threehundreddollars。Thecollege"yieldedalargeincome。"
  Thisisbelievable。InsevenyearsMrs。Eddytaught,assheavers,overfourthousandstudentsinit。(Prefaceto1902editionofScienceandHealth。)Threehundredtimesfourthousandis——butperhapsyoucancipherityourself。Icoulddoitordinarily,butIfelldownyesterdayandhurtmyleg。Cipherit;youwillseethatitisagrandsumforawomantoearninsevenyears。Yetthatwasnotallshegotoutofhercollegeintheseven。
  Atthetimethatshewaschargingtheprimarystudentthreehundreddollarsfortwelvelessonsshewasnotcontentwiththistidyassessment,buthadotherwaysofplunderinghim。Byadvertisementsheofferedhimprivilegeswherebyhecouldaddeighteenlessonstohisstoreforfivehundreddollarsmore。Thatistosay,hecouldgetatotalofthirtylessonsinhercollegeforeighthundreddollars。
  Fourthousandtimeseighthundredis——butitisadifficultsumforacripplewhohasnotbeen"demonstratedover"tocipher;letitgo。Shetaught"over"fourthousandstudentsinsevenyears。"Over"isnotdefinite,butitprobablyrepresentsanon-payingsurplusoflearnersoverandabovethepayingfourthousand。Charitystudents,doubtless。I
  thinkthatasinterestinganadvertisementashasbeenprintedsincetheromanticolddaysoftheotherbuccaneersisthisonefromtheChristianScienceJournalforSeptember,1886:
  "MASSACHUSETTSMETAPHYSICALCOLLEGE
  "REV。MARYBAKERG。EDDY,PRESIDENT
  "571ColumbusAvenue,Boston"ThecollegiatecourseinChristianSciencemetaphysicalhealingincludestwelvelessons。Tuition,threehundreddollars。
  "Courseinmetaphysicalobstetricsincludessixdailylectures,andisopenonlytostudentsfromthiscollege。Tuition,onehundreddollars。
  "Classintheology,open(liketheabove)tograduates,receivessixadditionallecturesontheScriptures,andsummaryoftheprincipleandpracticeofChristianScience,twohundreddollars。
  "Normalclassisopentothosewhohavetakenthefirstcourseatthiscollege;sixdailylecturescompletetheNormalcourse。Tuition,twohundreddollars。
  "Noinvalids,andonlypersonsofgoodmoralcharacter,areacceptedasstudents。Allstudentsaresubjecttoexaminationandrejection;andtheyareliabletoleavetheclassiffoundunfittoremaininit。
  "Alimitednumberofclergymenreceivedfreeofcharge。
  "Largestdiscounttoindigentstudents,onehundreddollarsonthefirstcourse。
  "Nodeductionontheothers。
  "Husbandandwife,enteredtogether,threehundreddollars。
  "Tuitionforallstrictlyinadvance。"
  Thereitis——thehorse-leech'sdaughteraliveagain,afterathree-
  centuryvacation。Fiftyorsixtyhours'lecturingforeighthundreddollars。
  Iwasinerrorastoonematter:therearenocharitystudents。Gratis-
  taughtclergymenmustnotbeplacedunderthathead;theyaremerelyanadvertisement。Pauperstudentscangetintotheinfantclassonatwo-
  thirdrate(cashinadvance),butnotevenanarchangelcangetintotherestofthegameatanythingshortofpar,cashdown。Foritis"inthespiritofChrist'scharity,asonewhoisjoyfultobearhealingtothesick"thatMrs。Eddyisworkingthegame。Shesendsthehealingtothemoutside。Shecannotbearittotheminsidethecollege,forthereasonthatshedoesnotallowasickcandidatetogetin。Itistruethatthissmellsofinconsistency,butthatisnothing;Mrs。EddywouldnotbeMrs。
  Eddyifsheshouldeverchancetobeconsistentaboutanythingtwodaysrunning。
  ExceptinthematteroftheDollar。TheDollar,andappetiteforpowerandnotoriety。Englishmustalsobeadded;sheisalwaysconsistent,sheisalwaysMrs。Eddy,inherEnglish:itisalwaysandconsistentlyconfusedandcrippledandpoor。ShewrotetheAdvertisement;herliterarytrade-marksarethere。Whenshesaysall"students"aresubjecttoexamination,shedoesnotmeanstudents,shemeanscandidatesforthatloftyplaceWhenshesaysstudentsare"liable"toleavetheclassiffoundunfittoremaininit,shedoesnotmeanthatiftheyfindthemselvesunfit,orbefoundunfitbyothers,theywillbelikelytoaskpermissiontoleavetheclass;shemeansthatifshefindsthemunfitshewillbe"liable"tofirethemout。Whenshenoblyoffers"tuitionforallstrictlyinadvance,"shedoesnotmean"instructionforallinadvance-paymentforitlater。"No,thatisonlywhatshesays,itisnotwhatshemeans。IfshehadwrittenScienceandHealth,theoldestmanintheworldwouldnotbeabletotellwithcertaintywhatanypassageinitwasintendedtomean。
  HerChurchwasonitslegs。
  Shewasitspastor。Itwasprospering。
  ShewasappointedoneofacommitteetodraughtBy-lawsforitsgovernment。Itmaybeobserved,withoutoverplusofirreverence,thatthiswaslarksforher。Shedidallofthedraughtingherself。Fromtheverybeginningshewasalwaysinthefrontseatwhentherewasbusinesstobedone;inthefrontseat,withbotheyesopen,andlookingsharplyoutforNumberOne;inthefrontseat,workingMortalMindwithfineeffectivenessandgivingImmortalMindarestforSunday。WhenherChurchwasreorganized,by-and-by,theBy-lawswereretained。Shesawtothat。IntheseLawsforthegovernmentofherChurch,herempire,herdespotism,Mrs。Eddy'scharacterisembalmedforgoodandall。IthinkaparticularizedexaminationoftheseChurch-lawswillbefoundinteresting。Andnotthelesssoifwekeepinmindthattheywere"impelledbyapowernotone'sown,"asshesays——Anglice。theinspirationofGod。
  ItisaChurch"withoutacreed。"Still,ithasone。Mrs。Eddydraughtedit——andcopyrightedit。Inherownname。YoucannotbecomeamemberoftheMother-Church(norofanyChristianScienceChurch)withoutsigningit。ItformsthefirstchapteroftheBy-laws,andiscalled"Tenets。""TenetsofTheMotherChurch,TheFirstChurchofChrist,Scientist。"Ithasnohellinit——itthrowsitoverboard。
  THEPASTOREMERITUS
  Aboutthetimeofthereorganization,Mrs。EddyretiredfromherpositionofpastorofherChurch,abolishedtheofficeofpastorinallbranchChurches,andappointedherbook,ScienceandHealth,tobepastor-
  universal。Mrs。Eddydidnotdisconnectherselffromtheofficeentirely,whensheretired,butappointedherselfPastorEmeritus。Itisamisleadingtitle,andbelongstothefamilyofthatphrase"withoutacreed。"Itadvertisesherasbeingamerelyhonoraryofficial,withnothingtodo,andnoauthority。TheCzarofRussiaisEmperorEmeritusonthesameterms。Mrs。EddywasAutocratoftheChurchbefore,withlimitlessauthority,andshekepthergriponthatlimitlessauthoritywhenshetookthatfictitioustitle。
  ItiscuriousandinterestingtonotewithwhatanunerringinstinctthePastorEmeritushasthoughtoutandforecastallpossibleencroachmentsuponherplannedautocracy,andbarredthewayagainstthem,intheBy-
  lawswhichsheframedandcopyrighted——undertheguidanceoftheSupremeBeing。
  THEBOARDOFDIRECTORS
  Forinstance,whenArticleI。speaksofaPresidentandBoardofDirectors,youthinkyouhavediscoveredaformidablecheckuponthepowersandambitionsofthehonorarypastor,theornamentalpastor,thefunctionlesspastor,thePastorEmeritus,butitisamistake。Thesegreatofficialsareofthephrase——familyoftheChurch-Without-a-CreedandthePastor-With-Nothing-to-Do;thatistosay,ofthefamilyofLarge-Names-Which-Mean-Nothing。TheBoardisofsolittleconsequencethattheBy-lawsdonotstatehowitischosen,norwhodoesit;buttheydostate,mostdefinitely,thattheBoardcannotfillavacancyinitsnumber"exceptthecandidateisapprovedbythePastorEmeritus。"
  The"candidate。"TheBoardcannotevenproceedtoanelectionuntilthePastorEmeritushasexaminedthelistandsquelchedsuchcandidatesasarenotsatisfactorytoher。
  WhethertheoriginalfirstBoardbeganasthepersonalpropertyofMrs。
  Eddyornot,itisforeseeablethatintime,underthisBy-law,shewouldownit。SuchafirstBoardmightchafeundersucharuleasthat,andtrytolegislateitoutofexistencesomeday。ButMrs。Eddywasawake。
  Sheforesawthatdanger,andaddedthisingeniousandeffectiveclause:
  "ThisBy-lawcanneitherbeamendednorannulled,exceptbyconsentofMrs。Eddy,thePastorEmeritus"
  THEPRESIDENT
  TheBoardofDirectors,orSerfs,orCiphers,electsthePresident。
  Ontheseclearlywordedterms:"SubjecttotheapprovalofthePastorEmeritus。"
  ThereforeSheelectshim。
  Alongtermcaninvestahighofficialwithinfluenceandpower,andmakehimdangerous。Mrs。Eddyreflecteduponthat;soshelimitsthePresident'stermtoayear。Shehasacapablecommercialhead,anorganizinghead,aheadforgovernment。
  TREASURERANDCLERK
  ThereareaTreasurerandaClerk。TheyareelectedbytheBoardofDirectors。Thatistosay,byMrs。Eddy。
  TheirtermsofofficeexpireonthefirstTuesdayinJuneofeachyear,"orupontheelectionoftheirsuccessors。"Theymustbewatchfullyobedientandsatisfactorytoher,orshewillelectandinstalltheirsuccessorswithasuddennessthatcanbeunpleasanttothem。ItgoeswithoutsayingthattheTreasurermanagestheTreasurytosuitMrs。Eddy,andisinfactmerelyTemporaryDeputyTreasurer。
  ApparentlytheClerkhasbuttwodutiestoperform:toreadmessagesfromMrs。EddytoFirstMembersassembledinsolemnCouncil,andprovidelistsofcandidatesforChurchmembership。TheselectbodyentitledFirstMembersarethearistocracyoftheMother-Church,theCharterMembers,theAborigines,asortofstylishbutunsalariedlittleCollegeofCardinals,goodforshow,butnotindispensable。NobodyisindispensableinMrs。Eddy'sempire;sheseestothat。
  WhenthePastorEmeritussendsaletterormessagetothatlittleSanhedrin,itistheClerk's"imperativeduty"toreadit"attheplaceandtimespecified。"Otherwise,theworldmightcometoanend。Thesearefine,largefrills,andremindusofthewaysofemperorsandsuch。
  Suchdonotusethepenny-post,theysendagildedandpaintedspecialmessenger,andhestridesintotheParliament,andbusinesscomestoasuddenandsolemnandawfulstop;andintheimpressivehushthatfollows,theChiefClerkreadsthedocument。Itishis"imperativeduty。"Ifheshouldneglectit,hisofficiallifewouldend。ItisthesamewiththisMother-ChurchClerk;"ifhefailtoperformthisimportantfunctionofhisoffice,"certainmajesticandunshirkablesolemnitiesmustfollow:aspecialmeeting"shall"becalled;amemberoftheChurch"shall"makeformalcomplaint;thentheClerk"shall"be"removedfromoffice。"Complaintissufficient,notrialisnecessary。
  Thereissomethingverysweetandjuvenileandinnocentandprettyabouttheselittletinselvanities,thesegraveapingsofmonarchicalfussandfeathersandceremony,hereonourostentatiouslydemocraticsoil。SheisthesameladythatwefoundintheAutobiography,whowassonaivelyvainofallthatlittleancestralmilitaryriffraffthatshehaddugupandannexed。Aperson'snatureneverchanges。Whatitisinchildhood,itremains。Underpressure,orachangeofinterest,itcanpartiallyorwhollydisappearfromsight,andforconsiderablestretchesoftime,butnothingcaneverpermanentlymodifyit,nothingcaneverremoveit。
  BOARDOFTRUSTEES
  Thereisn'tany——now。ButwithpowerandmoneypilinguphigherandhighereverydayandtheChurch'sdominionspreadingdailywiderandfarther,atimecouldcomewhentheenviousandambitiouscouldstarttheideathatitwouldbewiseandwelltoputawatchupontheseassets——
  awatchequippedwithproperlylargeauthority。Bycustom,aBoardofTrustees。Mrs。Eddyhasforeseenthatprobability——forsheisawomanwithalong,longlookahead,thelongestlookaheadthateverawomanhad——andshehasprovidedforthatemergency。InArt。I。,Sec。5,shehasdecreedthatnoBoardofTrusteesshalleverexistintheMother-
  Church"exceptitbeconstitutedbythePastorEmeritus。"
  Themagnificenceofit,thedaringofit!Thusfar,sheisTheMassachusettsMetaphysicalCollege;
  PastorEmeritus;
  President;
  BoardofDirectors;
  Treasurer;
  Clerk;
  andfutureBoardofTrustees;
  andisstillmovingonward,everonward。WhenIcontemplateherfromacommercialpointofview,therearenowordsthatcanconveymyadmirationofher。
  READERS
  Theseareafeatureoffirstimportanceinthechurch-machineryofChristianScience。Fortheyoccupythepulpit。TheyholdtheplacethatthepreacherholdsintheotherChristianChurches。Theyholdthatplace,buttheydonotpreach。Twoofthemareondutyatatime——amanandawoman。OnereadsapassagefromtheBible,theotherreadstheexplanationofitfromScienceandHealth——andsotheygoonalternating。
  Thisconstitutestheservice——this,withchoir-music。Theyutternowordoftheirown。Art。IV。,Sec。6,closestheirmouthswiththisuncompromisinggag:
  "TheyshallmakenoremarksexplanatoryoftheLesson-Sermonatanytimeduringtheservice。"
  Itseemsasimplelittlething。Oneisnotstartledbyitatafirstreadingofit;noratthesecond,northethird。Onemayhavetoreaditadozentimesbeforethewholemagnitudeofitrisesbeforethemind。Itfarandawayoversizesandoutclassesthebestbusiness-ideayetinventedforthesafe-guardingandperpetuatingofareligion。Ifithadbeenthoughtofandputinforceeighteenhundredandseventyyearsago,therewouldbebutoneChristiansectintheworldnow,insteadoftendozensofthem。
  Therearemanyvarietiesofmenintheworld,consequentlytherearemanyvarietiesofmindsinitspulpits。ThisinsuresmanydifferinginterpretationsofimportantScripturetexts,andthisinturninsuresthesplittingupofareligionintomanysects。Itiswhathashappened;
  itwassuretohappen。
  Mrs。Eddyhasnotedthisdisastrousresultofpreaching,andhasputupthebars。ShewillhavenopreachinginherChurch。ShehasexplainedallessentialScriptures,andsettheexplanationsdowninherbook。Inherbeliefherunderlingscannotimproveuponthoseexplanations,andinthatsternsentence"theyshallmakenoexplanatoryremarks"shehasbarredthemforalltimefromtrying。Shewillbeobeyed;thereisnoquestionaboutthat。
  Inarranginghergovernmentshehasborrowedideasfromvarioussources——
  notpoorones,butthebestinthegovernmentalmarket——butthisoneisnew,thisonecameoutofnoordinarybusiness-head,thisonemusthavecomeoutofherown,therehasbeennoothercommercialskullinathousandcenturiesthatwasequaltoit。Shehasborrowedfreelyandwisely,butIamsurethatthisideaismanytimeslargerthanallherborrowingsbulkedtogether。Onemustrespectthebusiness-brainthatproducedit——thesplendidpluckandimpudencethatventuredtopromulgateit,anyway。
  ELECTIONOFREADERS
  Readersarenottakenathap-hazard,anymorethanpreachersaretakenathap-hazardforthepulpitsofothersects。No,ReadersareelectedbytheBoardofDirectors。But——
  "Section3。TheBoardshallinformthePas。forEmeritusofthenamesofcandidatesforReadersbeforetheyareelected,andifsheobjectstothenomination,saidcandidatesshallnotbechosen。"
  Isthatanelection——bytheBoard?ThusfarIhavenotbeenabletofindoutwhatthatBoardofSpectresisfor。Itcertainlyhasnorealfunction,nodutywhichthehiredgirlcouldnotperform,noofficebeyondthemererecordingoftheautocrat'sdecrees。
  Therearenodangerouslylongoffice-termsinMrs。Eddy'sgovernment。
  TheReadersareelectedforbutoneyear。Thisinsurestheirsubserviencytotheirproprietor。
  Readersarenotallowedtocopyoutpassagesandreadthemfromthemanuscriptinthepulpit;theymustreadfromMrs。Eddy'sbookitself。
  Sheisright。Slightchangescouldbeslylymade,repeated,andintimegetacceptancewithcongregations。Branchsectscouldgrowoutofthesepractices。Mrs。Eddyknowsthehumanrace,andhowfartotrustit。Herlimitisnotoveraquarterofaninch。Itisallthatawisepersonwillrisk。
  Mrs。Eddy'sinborndispositiontocopyrighteverything,chartereverything,securetherightfulandpropercredittoherselfforeverythingshedoes,andeverythingshethinksshedoes,andeverythingshethinks,andeverythingshethinksshethinksorhasthoughtorintendstothink,isillustratedinSec。5ofArt。IV。,definingthedutiesofofficialReaders——inchurch:
  "NamingBookandAuthor。TheReaderofScienceandHealth,withKeytotheScriptures,beforecommencingtoreadfromthisbook,shalldistinctlyannounceitsfulltitleandgivetheauthor'sname。"
  Otherwisethecongregationmightgetthehabitofforgettingwho(ostensibly)wrotethebook。
  THEARISTOCRACY
  ThisconsistsofFirstMembersandtheirapostolicsuccession。Itisaclosecorporation,anditsmembershiplimitisonehundred。Fortywillanswer,butifthenumberfallbelowthat,theremustbeanelection,tofillthegrandquorum。
  ThisSanhedrincan'tdoanythingoftheslightestimportance,butitcantalk。Itcan"discuss。"Thatis,itcandiscuss"importantquestionsrelativetoChurchmembers",evidentlypersonswhoarealreadyChurchmembers。Thisaffordsitamusement,anddoesnoharm。
  Itcan"fixthesalariesoftheReaders。"
  Twiceayearit"voteson"admittingcandidates。Thatis,forChurchmembership。Butitsworkiscutoutforitbeforehand,bySec。,Art。
  IX。:
  "EveryrecommendationformembershipIntheChurch'shallbecountersignedbyaloyalstudentofMrs。Eddy's,byaDirectorofthisChurch,orbyaFirstMember。'"
  AllthesethreeclassesofbeingsarethepersonalpropertyofMrs。Eddy。
  Shehasabsolutecontroloftheelections。
  Alsoitmust"transactanyChurchbusinessthatmayproperlycomebeforeit。"
  "Properly"isathoughtfulword。Noimportantbusinesscancomebeforeit。TheBylawshaveattendedtothat。NoimportantbusinessgoesbeforeanyoneforthefinalwordexceptMrs。Eddy。Shehaslookedtothat。
  TheSanhedrin"voteson"candidatesforadmissiontoitsownbody。Butisitsvoteworthanymorethanminewouldbe?No,itisn't。Sec。4,ofArt。V。——ElectionofFirstMembers——makesthisquiteplain:
  "Beforebeingelected,thecandidatesforFirstMembersshallbeapprovedbythePastorEmeritusoverherownsignature。"
  ThustheSanhedrinisthepersonalpropertyofMrs。Eddy。Sheownsit。
  Ithasnofunctions,noauthority,norealexistence。ItisanotherBoardofShadows。Mrs。EddyistheSanhedrinherself。
  Butitistimetofootupagainand"seewhereweareat。"Thusfar,Mrs。EddyisTheMassachusettsMetaphysicalCollege;
  PastorEmeritus,President;
  BoardofDirectors;
  Treasurer;
  Clerk;
  FutureBoardofTrustees;
  ProprietorofthePriesthood:
  DictatoroftheServices;
  ProprietoroftheSanhedrin。Shehascomefar,andisstillonherway。
  CHURCHMEMBERSHIP
  InthisArticlethereisanotherexhibitionofacoupleofthelargefeaturesofMrs。Eddy'sremarkablemake-up:herbusiness-talentandherknowledgeofhumannature。
  ShedoesnotbeseechandimplorepeopletojoinherChurch。Sheknowsthehumanracebetterthanthat。Shegravelygoesthroughthemotionsofreluctantlygrantingadmissiontotheapplicantasafavortohim。Theideaisworthuntoldshekels。Shedoesnotstandatthegateofthefoldwithwelcomingarmsspread,andreceivethelostsheepwithglademotionandsetupthefattedcalfandinvitetheneighborandhaveatime。No,shelooksuponhimcoldly,shesnubshim,shesays:
  "Whoareyou?Whoisyoursponsor?Whoaskedyoutocomehere?Goaway,anddon'tcomeagainuntilyouareinvited。"
  ItiscalculatedtostrikinglyimpressapersonaccustomedtoMoodyandSankeyandSamJonesrevivals;accustomedtobrain-turningappealstotheunknownandunendorsedsinnertocomeforwardandenterintothejoy,etc。——"justasheis";accustomedtoseeinghimdoit;accustomedtoseeinghimpassuptheaislethroughsobbingseasofwelcome,andlove,andcongratulation,andarriveatthemourner'sbenchandbereceivedlikealong-lostgovernmentbond。
  No,thereisnothingofthatkindinMrs。Eddy'ssystem。Sheknowsthatifyouwishtoconferuponahumanbeingsomethingwhichheisnotsurehewants,thebestwayistomakeitapparentlydifficultforhimtogetit——thenheisnosonofAdamifthatappledoesnotassumeaninterestinhiseyeswhichitlackedbefore。Intimethisinterestcangrowintodesire。Mrs。Eddyknowsthatwhenyoucannotgetamantotry——freeofcost——anewandeffectiveremedyforadiseaseheisafflictedwith,youcangenerallysellittohimifyouwillputapriceuponitwhichhecannotafford。When,inthebeginning,shetaughtChristianSciencegratis(forgoodreasons),pupilswerefewandreluctant,andrequiredpersuasion;itwaswhensheraisedthelimittothreehundreddollarsforadollar'sworththatshecouldnotfindstandingroomfortheinvasionofpupilsthatfollowed。
  WithfineastutenessshegoesthroughthemotionsofmakingitdifficulttogetmembershipinherChurch。Thereisatwofoldvalueinthissystem:itgivesmembershipahighvalueintheeyesoftheapplicant;
  andatthesametimetherequirementsexactedenableMrs。Eddytokeephimoutifshehasdoubtsabouthisvaluetoher。Awordfurtherastoapplicationsformembership:
  "ApplicationsofstudentsoftheMetaphysicalCollegemustbesignedbytheBoardofDirectors。"
  Thatissafe。Mrs。EddyisproprietorofthatBoard。
  Childrenoftwelvemaybeadmittedifinvitedby"oneofMrs。Eddy'sloyalstudents,orbyaFirstMember,orbyaDirector。"
  ThesesponsorsarethepropertyofMrs。Eddy,thereforeherChurchissafeguardedfromtheintrusionofundesirablechildren。
  OtherStudents。ApplicantswhohavenotstudiedwithMrs。Eddycangetinonly"byinvitationandrecommendationfromstudentsofMrs。Eddy……orfrommembersoftheMother-Church。"
  Otherparagraphsexplainhowtwoorthreeothervarietiesofapplicantsaretobechallengedandobstructed,andtelluswhoisauthorizedtoinvitethem,recommendthemendorsethem,andallthat。
  Thesafeguardsaredefinite,andwouldseemtobesufficientlystrenuous——toMr。SamJones,atanyrate。NotforMrs。Eddy。Sheaddsthisclincher:
  "ThecandidatesbeelectedbyamajorityvoteoftheFirstMemberspresent。"
  Thatisthearistocracy,theaborigines,theSanhedrin。ItisMrs。
  Eddy'sproperty。SheherselfistheSanhedrin。NoonecangetintotheChurchifshewishestokeephimout。
  Thisvetopowercouldsometimeorotherhavealargevalueforher,thereforeshewaswisetoreserveit。
  Itislikelythatitisnotfrequentlyused。Itisalsoprobablethatthedifficultiesattendantupongettingadmissiontomembershiphavebeeninstitutedmoretoinvitethantodeter,moretoenhancethevalueofmembershipandmakepeoplelongforitthantomakeitreallydifficulttoget。Ithinkso,becausetheMother。Churchhasmanythousandsofmembersmorethanitsbuildingcanaccommodate。
  ANDSOMEENGLISHREQUIRED
  Mrs。Eddyisveryparticularasregardsonedetailcuriouslyso,forher,allthingsconsidered。TheChurchReadersmustbe"goodEnglishscholars";theymustbe"thoroughEnglishscholars。"
  SheisthussensitiveabouttheEnglishofhersubordinatesforcause,possibly。InherchapterdefiningthedutiesoftheClerkthereisanindicationthatsheharborsresentfulmemoriesofanoccasionwhenthehazyqualityofherownEnglishmadeunforeseenandmortifyingtrouble:
  "UnderstandingCommunications。Sec。2。IftheClerkofthisChurchshallreceiveacommunicationfromthePastorEmerituswhichhedoesnotfullyunderstand,heshallinformherofthisfactbeforepresentingittotheChurch,andobtainaclearunderstandingofthematter——thenactinaccordancetherewith。"
  Sheshouldhavewaitedtocalmdown,then,butinsteadsheaddedthis,whichlackssugar:
  "FailingtoadheretothisBy-law,theClerkmustresign。"
  IwishIcouldseethatcommunicationthatbrokethecamel'sback。Itwasprobablytheonebeginning:"Whatplaguespotorbacilliweregnawingattheheartofthismetropolisandbringingitonbendedknee?"andI
  thinkitlikelythatthekindlydisposedClerktriedtotranslateitintoEnglishandlosthismindandhadtogotothehospital。ThatBylawwasnottheoffspringofaforecast,anintuition,itwascertainlybornofasorrowfulexperience。Itstempergivesthefactaway。
  ThelittlebookofBy-lawshasmanifestlybeentinkeredbyoneofMrs。
  Eddy's"thoroughEnglishscholars,"forinthemajorityofcasesitsmeaningsareclear。ThebookisnotevenmarredbyMrs。Eddy'speculiarspecialty——lumberingclumsinessesofspeech。Ibelievethesalariedpolisherhasweededthemalloutbutone。Inoneplace,afterreferringtoScienceandHealth,Mrs。Eddygoesontosay"theBibleandtheabove——
  namedbook,withotherworksbythesameauthor,"etc。
  Itisanunfortunatesentence,foritcouldmisleadahastyorcarelessreaderforamoment。Mrs。Eddyframedit——itisherveryown——itbearshertrade-mark。"TheBibleandScienceandHealth,withotherworksbythesameauthor,"couldhavecomefromnoliteraryvacuumbuttheonewhichproducedtheremark(intheAutobiography):"Irememberreading,inmychildhood,certainmanuscriptscontainingScripturalSonnets,besidesotherversesandenigmas。"
  Weknowwhatshemeans,inbothinstances,butalow-pricedClerkwouldnotnecessarilyknow,andonasalarylikehishecouldquiteexcusablyaverthatthePastorEmeritushadcommandedhimtocomeandmakeproclamationthatshewasauthoroftheBible,andthatshewasthinkingofdischargingsomeScripturalsonnetsandotherenigmasuponthecongregation。Itcouldlosehimhisplace,butitwouldnotbefair,ifithappenedbeforetheedictabout"UnderstandingCommunications"waspromulgated。
  "READERS"AGAIN
  TheBy-lawbookmakesashowypretenceoforderlinessandsystem,butitisonlyapretence。Iwillnotgosofarastosayitisaharum-scarumjumble,foritisnotthat,butIthinkitfairtosayitisatleastjumbulaciousinplaces。Forinstance,ArticlesIII。andIV。setforthinmuchdetailthequalificationsanddutiesofReaders,shethenskipssomethirtypagesandtakesupthesubjectagain。Itlookslikeslovenliness,butitmaybeonlyart。ThebelatedBy-lawhasasufficientlyquietlook,butithasatonofdynamiteinit。ItmakesalltheChristianScienceChurchReadersontheglobethepersonalchattelsofMrs。Eddy。Whenevershechooses,shecanstretchherlongarmaroundtheworld'sfatbellyandflirtaReaderoutofhispulpit,thoughhebetuckedawayinseemingsafetyandobscurityinalostvillageinthemiddleofChina:
  "InanyChurch。Sec。2。ThePastorEmeritusoftheMother-Churchshallhavetheright(throughaletteraddressedtotheindividualandChurchofwhichheistheReader)toremoveaReaderfromthisofficeinanyChurchofChrist,Scientist,bothinAmericaandinforeignnations;ortoappointtheReadertofillanyofficebelongingtotheChristianSciencedenomination。"
  Shedoesnothavetopreferchargesagainsthim,shedoesnothavetofindhimlazy,careless,incompetent,untidy,ill-mannered,unholy,dishonest,shedoesnothavetodiscoverafaultofanykindinhim,shedoesnothavetotellhimnorhiscongregationwhyshedismissesanddisgraceshimandinsultshismeekflock,shedoesnothavetoexplaintohisfamilywhyshetakesthebreadoutoftheirmouthsandturnsthemout-of-doorshomelessandashamedinastrangeland;shedoesnothavetodoanythingbutsendaletterandsay:"Pack!——andasknoquestions!"
  HasthePopethispower?——theotherPope——theoneinRome。Hasheanythingapproachingit?Canheturnapriestoutofhispulpitandstriphimofhisofficeandhislivelihoodjustuponawhim,acaprice,andmeanwhilefurnishingnoreasonstotheparish?NotinAmerica。Andnotelsewhere,wemaybelieve。
  Itisoddandstrange,toseeintelligentandeducatedpeopleamongusworshippingthisself-seekingandremorselesstyrantasaGod。Thisworshipisdenied——bypersonswhoarethemselvesworshippersofMrs。
  Eddy。Ifeelquitesurethatitisaworshipwhichwillcontinueduringages。
  ThatMrs。EddywrotethatamazingBy-lawwithherownhandwehavemuchbetterevidencethanherword。WehaveherEnglish。Itisthere。Itcannotbeimitated。Sheoughtnevertogototheexpenseofcopyrightingherverbaldischarges。Whenanyonetriestoclaimthemsheshouldcallme;Icanalwaystellthemfromanyotherliteraryapprentice'sataglance。ItwaslikehertocallAmericaa"nation";shewouldcallasand-baranationifitshouldfallintoasentenceinwhichshewasspeakingofpeoples,forshewouldnotknowhowtountangleitandgetitoutandclassifyitbyitself。AndtheclosingarrangementofthatBy-
  lawisintrueEddysonianform,too。InitshereservesauthoritytomakeaReaderfillanyofficeconnectedwithaSciencechurch-sexton,grave-digger,advertising-agent,Annex-polisher,leaderofthechoir,President,Director,Treasurer,Clerk,etc。Shedidnotmeanthat。Shealreadypossessedthatauthority。Shemeanttoclotheherselfwithpower,despoticandunchallengeable,toappointallScienceReaderstotheiroffices,bothathomeandabroad。Thephrase"ortoappoint"isanothermiscarriageofintention;shedidnotmean"or,"shemeant"and。"
  ThatBy-lawputsintoMrs。Eddy'shandsabsolutecommandoverthemostformidableforceandinfluenceexistentintheChristianSciencekingdomoutsideofherself,anditdoesthisunconditionallyand(byauxiliaryforceofLawsalreadyquoted)irrevocably。Still,sheisnotquitesatisfied。Somethingmighthappen,shedoesn'tknowwhat。Thereforeshedrivesinonemorenail,tomakesure,anddrivesitdeep:
  "ThisBy-lawcanneitherbeamendednorannulled,exceptbyconsentofthePastorEmeritus。"
  Letsomeonewithawildanddeliriousfancytryandseeifhecanimagineherfurnishingthatconsent。
  MONOPOLYOFSPIRITUALBREAD
  Veryproperly,thefirstqualificationformembershipintheMother-
  ChurchisbeliefinthedoctrinesofChristianScience。
  Butthesedoctrinesmustnotbegatheredfromsecondarysources。Thereisbutonerecognizedsource。ThecandidatemustbeabelieverinthedoctrinesofChristianScience"accordingtotheplatformandteachingcontainedintheChristianSciencetext-book,'ScienceandHealth,withKeytotheScriptures,'byRev。MaryBakerG。Eddy。"
  Thatisdefinite,andisfinal。Therearetobenocommentaries,nolaboredvolumesofexpositionandexplanationbyanybodyexceptMrs。
  Eddy。Becausesuchthingscouldsowerror,createwarringopinions,splitthereligionintosects,anddisastrouslycrippleitspower。Mrs。
  Eddywilldothewholeoftheexplaining,Herself——hasdoneit,infact。
  Shehaswrittenseveralbooks。Theyaretobehad(forcashinadvance),theyareallsacred;additionstothemcanneverbeneededandwillneverbepermitted。Theytellthecandidatehowtoinstructhimself,howtoteachothers,howtodoallthingscomprisedinthebusiness——andtheyclosethedooragainstallwould-becompetitors,andmonopolizethetrade:
  "TheBibleandtheabove——namedbook[ScienceandHealth],withotherworksbythesameauthor,"mustbehisonlytext-booksforthecommerce——
  hecannotforageoutside。
  Mrs。Eddy'swordsaretobethesoleelucidatorsoftheBibleandScienceandHealth——forever。Throughouttheages,wheneverthereisdoubtastothemeaningofapassageineitherofthesebookstheinquirerwillnotdreamoftryingtoexplainittohimself;hewouldshudderatthethoughtofsuchtemerity,suchprofanity,hewouldbehaledtotheInquisitionandthencetothepublicsquareandthestakeifheshouldbecaughtstudyingintotext-meaningsonhisownhook;hewillbeprudentandseekthemeaningsattheonlypermittedsource,Mrs。Eddy'scommentaries。
  ValueofthisStrait-jacket。Onemustnotunderratethemagnificenceofthislong-headedidea,onemustnotunderestimateitsgiantpossibilitiesinthematteroftroopingtheChurchsolidlytogetherandkeepingitso。
  Itsquelchesindependentinquiry,andmakessuchathingimpossible,profane,criminal,itauthoritativelysettleseverydisputethatcanarise。Itstartswithfinality——apointwhichtheRomanChurchhastravelledtowardsfifteenorsixteencenturies,stagebystage,andhasnotyetreached。ThematteroftheImmaculateConceptionoftheVirginMarywasnotauthoritativelysettleduntilthedaysofPiusIX。——
  yesterday,sotospeak。
  Asalreadynoticed,theProtestantsarebrokenupintoalongarrayofsects,aresultofdisputesaboutthemeaningsoftexts,disputesmadeunavoidablebytheabsenceofaninfallibleauthoritytosubmitdoubtfulpassagesto。Aweekortwoago(IamwritinginthemiddleofJanuary,1903),theclergyandothershereaboutshadawarmdisputeinthepapersoverthisquestion:DidJesusanywhereclaimtobeGod?Itseemedaneasyquestion,butitturnedouttobeahardone。Itwasablyandelaboratelydiscussed,bylearnedmenofseveraldenominations,butintheenditremainedunsettled。