WHATTHEWOLFREALLYSAIDTOLITTLEREDRIDING-HOOD
  Wonderingmaiden,sopuzzledandfair,Whydostthoumurmurandponderandstare?
  "Whyaremyeyelidssoopenandwild?"
  Onlythebettertoseewith,mychild!
  OnlythebetterandclearertoviewCheeksthatarerosyandeyesthatareblue。
  Dostthoustillwonder,andaskwhythesearmsFillthysoftbosomwithtenderalarms,Swayingsowickedly?AretheymisplacedClaspingorshieldingsomedelicatewaist?
  HandswhosecoarsesinewsmayfillyouwithfearOnlythebetterprotectyou,mydear!
  LittleRedRiding-Hood,wheninthestreet,WhydoIpressyoursmallhandwhenwemeet?
  Why,whenyoutimidlyofferedyourcheek,WhydidIsigh,andwhydidn’tIspeak?
  Why,well:yousee——ifthetruthmustappear——
  I’mnotyourgrandmother,Riding-Hood,dear!
  HALFANHOURBEFORESUPPER
  "Soshe’shere,yourunknownDulcinea,theladyyoumetonthetrain,Andyoureallybelieveshewouldknowyouifyouweretomeetheragain?"
  "Ofcourse,"hereplied,"shewouldknowme;thereneverwaswomankindyetForgottheeffectsheinspired。Sheexcuses,butdoesnotforget。"
  "Thenyoutoldheryourlove?"askedtheelder。Theyoungerlookedupwithasmile:
  "Isatbyhersidehalfanhour——whatelsewasIdoingthewhile?
  "What,sitbythesideofawomanasfairasthesuninthesky,Andlooksomewhereelselestthedazzleflashbackfromyourowntohereye?
  "No,Iholdthatthespeechofthetonguebeasfrankandasboldasthelook,AndIheldupherselftoherself,——thatwasmorethanshegotfromherbook。"
  "Youngblood!"laughedtheelder;"nodoubtyouarevoicingthemodeofTo-Day:
  Butthenweoldfogiesatleastgavetheladysomechancefordelay。
  "There’smywife(youmustknow),——wefirstmetonthejourneyfromFlorencetoRome:
  Ittookmethreeweekstodiscoverwhowassheandwherewasherhome;
  "Threemoretobedulypresented;threemoreereIsawheragain;
  AndayeareremyromanceBEGANwhereyoursendedthatdayonthetrain。"
  "Oh,thatwasthestyleofthestage-coach;wetravelto-daybyexpress;
  Fortymilestothehour,"heanswered,"won’tadmitofapassionthat’sless。"
  "Butwhatifyoumakeamistake?"quoththeelder。Theyoungerhalfsighed。
  "Whathappenswhensignalsarewrongorswitchesmisplaced?"hereplied。
  "Verywell,Imustbowtoyourwisdom,"theelderreturned,"butsubmitYourchancesofwinningthiswomanyourboldnesshasbetterednowhit。
  "Why,youdonotatbestknowhername。AndwhatifItryyouridealWithsomething,ifnotquitesofair,atleastmoreenregleandreal?
  "Letmefindyouapartner。Nay,come,Iinsist——youshallfollow——
  thisway。
  Mydear,willyounotaddyourgracetoentreatMr。Rapidtostay?
  "Mywife,Mr。Rapid——Eh,what!Why,he’sgone——yethesaidhewouldcome。
  Howrude!Idon’twonder,mydear,youareproperlycrimsonanddumb!"
  WHATTHEBULLETSANG
  OjoyofcreationTobe!
  OrapturetoflyAndbefree!
  Bethebattlelostorwon,Thoughitssmokeshallhidethesun,Ishallfindmylove,——theoneBornforme!
  Ishallknowhimwherehestands,Allalone,WiththepowerinhishandsNoto’erthrown;
  Ishallknowhimbyhisface,Byhisgodlikefrontandgrace;
  Ishallholdhimforaspace,Allmyown!
  Itishe——Omylove!
  Sobold!
  ItisI——allthyloveForetold!
  ItisI。Olove!whatbliss!
  Dostthouanswertomykiss?
  Osweetheart!whatisthisLieththeresocold?
  THEOLDCAMP-FIRE
  Nowshifttheblanketpadbeforeyoursaddlebackyoufling,Anddrawyourcinchuptightertillthesweatdropsfromthering:
  We’veadozenmilestocovererewereachthenextdivide。
  Ourlimbsarestiffernowthanwhenwefirstsetouttoride,Andworse,thehorsesknowit,andfeeltheleg-griptire,Sinceinthedayswhen,longago,wesoughttheoldcamp-fire。
  Yes,twentyyears!Lord!howwe’dscentitsincensedownthetrail,Throughbalmofbayandspiceofspruce,wheneyeandearwouldfail,Andwornandfaintfromuselessquestwecrept,likethis,torest,Or,flushedwithluckandyouthfulhope,werode,likethis,abreast。
  Ay!straightenup,oldfriend,andletthemustangthinkhe’snigher,Throughlooserreinandstirrupstrain,thewelcomeoldcamp-fire。
  Youknowtheshoutthatwouldringoutbeforeusdowntheglade,Andstartthebluejayslikeaflightofarrowsthroughtheshade,Andsiftthethinpineneedlesdownlikeslanting,shiningrain,Andsendthesquirrelsscamperingbacktotheirholesagain,Untilwesaw,blue-veiledanddim,orleapinglikedesire,Thatflameoftwentyyearsago,whichlittheoldcamp-fire。
  AndthenthatrestonNature’sbreast,whentalkhaddropped,andslowThenightwindwentfromtreetotreewithchallengesoftandlow!
  Welayonlazyelbowspropped,orstoodtostirtheflame,Tillupthesoaringredwood’sshaftourshadowsdancedandcame,Asiftodrawuswiththesparks,higho’eritsunseenspire,Tothefivestarsthatkepttheirwardabovetheoldcamp-fire,——
  Thosepicketstarswhosetranquilwatchhalfsoothed,halfshamedoursleep。
  Whatreckedwethenwhatbeastsormenaroundmightlurkorcreep?
  Welayandheardwithlistlessearsthefar-offpanther’scry,Thenearcoyote’ssnarlingsnap,thegrizzly’sdeep-drawnsigh,Thebrownbear’sblunderinghumantread,thegraywolves’yelpingchoirBeyondthemagiccircledrawnaroundtheoldcamp-fire。
  Andthenthatmorn!Wasevermornsofilledwithallthingsnew?
  Thelightthatfellthroughlongbrownaislesfromoutthekindlingblue,Thecreakandyawnofstretchingboughs,thejay-bird’searlycall,Therat-tat-tatofwoodpeckerthatwakedthewoodlandhall,Thefainterstiroflowerlifeinfernandbrakeandbrier,TillflashingleapedthetorchofDayfromlastnight’soldcamp-fire!
  Well,well!we’llseeitonceagain;weshouldbenearitnow;
  It’sscarceamiletowherethetrailstrikesofftoskirttheslough,AndthenthediptoIndianSpring,thewoodedrise,and——strange!
  Yethereshouldstandtheblastedpinethatmarkedourfartherrange;
  Andhere——what’sthis?Araggedswabofrutsandstumpsandmire!
  Surethisisnotthesacredgrovethathidtheoldcamp-fire!
  Yethere’sthe"blaze"Icutmyself,andthere’sthestumblingledge,Withquartz"outcrop"thatlayatop,nowleveledtoitsedge,Andmoundsofmoss-grownstumpsbesidethewoodman’srottingchips,Andgashesinthehillside,thatgapewithdumbredlips。
  Andyetabovetheshatteredwreckandruin,curlinghigher——
  Ahyes!——stillliftsthesmokethatmarkedthewelcomeoldcamp-fire!
  PerhapssomefriendoftwentyyearsstilllingerstheretoraiseTowearyheartsandtiredeyesthatbeaconofolddays。
  Perhapsbutstay;’tisgone!andyetoncemoreitliftsasthoughTomeetourtardyblunderingsteps,andseemstoMOVE,andlo!
  Whirlsbyusinarushofsound,——thevanishedfuneralpyreOfhopesandfearsthattwentyyearsburnedintheoldcamp-fire!
  Forsee,beyondtheprospectspreads,withchimney,spire,androof,——
  Twoironbandsacrossthetrailclanktoourmustang’shoof;
  Abovethemleaptwoblackenedthreadsfromlimb-loppedtreetotree,Towherethewhitewashedstationspeedsitsmessagetothesea。
  Reinin!Reinin!Thequestiso’er。ThegoalofourdesireIsbutthetrainwhosetrackhaslainacrosstheoldcamp-fire!
  THESTATION-MASTEROFLONEPRAIRIE
  Anemptybench,askyofgrayestetching,Abare,bleakshedinblackestsilhouette,Twelveyearsofplatform,andbeforethemstretchingTwelvemilesofprairieglimmeringthroughthewet。
  North,south,east,west,——thesamedullgraypersistence,Thetatteredvaporsofavanishedtrain,Thenarrowingrailsthatmeettopiercethedistance,Orbreakthecolumnsofthefar-offrain。
  Naughtbutmyself;norformnorfigurebreakingThelonghushedlevelandstarkshiningwaste;
  Nothingthatmovestofillthevisionaching,Whenthelastshadowfledinsullenhaste。
  Nothingbeyond。Ahyes!FromoutthestationAstiff,gauntfigurethrownagainstthesky,BeckoningmewithsomewoodensalutationCaughtfromhissignalsasthetrainflashedby;
  YieldingmeplacebesidehimwithdumbgestureBornofthatreticenceofskyandair。
  Wesitapart,yetwrappedinthatonevestureOfsilence,sadness,andunspokencare:
  Eachfollowinghisownthought,——aroundusdarkeningTherain-washedboundariesandstretchingtrack,——
  EachfollowingthosedimparallelsandhearkeningForlong-lostvoicesthatwillnotcomeback。
  Until,unasked,——Iknewnotwhyorwherefore,——
  Heyielded,bitbybit,hisdrearypast,LikegatheredcloudsthatseemedtothickenthereforSomedulldown-droppingoftheircareatlast。
  Longhadhelivedthere。AsaboyhadstartedFromthestackedcorntheIndian’spaintedface;
  Heardthewolves’howlthewearyingwastethatpartedHisfather’shutfromthelastcamping-place。
  Naturehadmockedhim:thricehadclaimedthereaping,Withscytheoffire,oflandssheoncehadsown;
  Sentthetornado,roundhishearthstoneheapingRafters,deadfacesthatwerelikehisown。
  ThencametheWarTime。WhenitsshadowbeckonedHehadwalkeddumblywheretheflaghadledThroughswampandfen,——unknown,unpraised,unreckoned,——
  Tofamine,fever,andaprisonbed。
  Tillthestormpassed,andtheslowtidereturningCasthim,awreck,beneathhisnativesky;
  Here,athiswatch,gavehimthechanceofearningScantmeanstolive——whowontherighttodie。
  AllthisIheard——orseemedtohear——halfblendingWiththelowmurmurofthecomingbreeze,Thecallofsomelostbird,andtheunendingAndtirelesssobbingofthosegrassyseas。
  UntilatlastthespellofdesolationBrokewithatremblingstarandfar-offcry。
  Thecomingtrain!Iglancedaroundthestation,Allwasasemptyastheuppersky!
  Naughtbutmyself;norformnorfigurewakingThelonghushedlevelandstarkshiningwaste;
  Naughtbutmyself,thatcry,andthedullshakingOfwheelandaxle,stoppedinbreathlesshaste!
  "Now,then——looksharp!Eh,what?TheStation-Master?
  THAR’SNONE!Westoppedhereofourownaccord。
  Themangotkilledinthatdown-traindisasterThistimelastevening。Rightthere!Allaboard!"
  THEMISSIONBELLSOFMONTEREY
  Obellsthatrang,ObellsthatsangAbovethemartyrs’wilderness,Tillfromthatreddenedcoast-linesprangTheGospelseedtocheerandbless,Whatareyourgarneredsheavesto-day?
  OMissionbells!Eleisonbells!
  OMissionbellsofMonterey!
  Obellsthatcrash,ObellsthatclashAbovethechimney-crowdedplain,Onwallandtoweryourvoicesdash,Butneverwiththeoldrefrain;
  Inmartandtemplegoneastray!
  Yedanglebells!Yejanglebells!
  YewranglebellsofMonterey!
  Obellsthatdie,sofar,sonigh,Comebackoncemoreacrossthesea;
  Notwiththezealot’sfuriouscry,Notwiththecreed’sausterity;
  ComewithHislovealonetostay,OMissionbells!Eleisonbells!
  OMissionbellsofMonterey!
  NOTE。ThispoemwassettomusicbyMonsieurCharlesGounod。
  "CROTALUS"
  (RATTLESNAKEBAR,SIERRAS)
  Nolifeinearth,orair,orsky;
  Thesunbeams,brokensilently,Onthebaredrocksaroundmelie,——
  Coldrockswithhalf-warmedlichensscarred,Andscalesofmoss;andscarceayardAway,onelongstrip,yellow-barred。
  Lostinacleft!’TisbutastrideToreachit,thrustitsrootsaside,Andliftitonthystickastride!
  Yetstay!Thatmomentisthygrace!
  Forroundthee,thrillingairandspace,Achatteringterrorfillstheplace!
  AsoundasofdrybonesthatstirInthedeadValley!ByyonfirThelocuststopsitsnoondaywhir!
  Thewildbirdhears;smotewiththesound,Asifbybulletbroughttoground,Onbrokenwing,dips,wheelinground!
  Thehare,transfixed,withtremblinglip,Halts,breathless,onpulsatinghip,Andpalsiedtread,andheelsthatslip。
  Enough,oldfriend!——’tisthou。ForgetMyheedlessfoot,norlongerfretThepeacewiththygrimcastanet!
  Iknowthee!Yes!ThoumaystforegoThatliftedcrest;themeasuredblowBeyondwhichthypridescornstogo,Oryetretract!FormenospellLightsthoseslitorbs,where,somethink,dwellMachicolatedfiresofhell!
  Ionlyknowtheehumble,bold,Haughty,withmiseriesuntold,AndtheoldCursethatlefttheecold,Anddrovetheeevertothesun,Onblisteringrocks;normadetheeshunOurcabin’shearth,whendaywasdone,Andthespentasheswarmedtheebest;
  Weknewthee,——silent,joylessguestOfourrudeingle。E’enthyquestOftheraremilk-bowlseemedtobeNaughtbutabrother’spoverty,AndSpartantastethatkepttheefreeFromlustandrapine。Thou!whosefameSearchestthegrasswithtongueofflame,Makingallcreaturesseemthygame;
  Whenthewholewoodsbeforetheerun,Askedbut——whenallwassaidanddone——
  Tolie,untrodden,inthesun!
  ONWILLIAMFRANCISBARTLETT
  DEADATPITTSFIELD,MASS。,1876
  OpoorRomancer——thouwhoseprintedpage,Filledwithrudespeechandruderformsofstrife,WasgiventoheroesinwhosevulgarrageNotraceappearsofgentlerwaysandlife!——
  ThouwhowastwontofcommonerclaytobuildSomeroughAchillesorsomeAjaxtall;
  ThouwhosefreebrushtoooftwaswonttogildSomesinglevirtuetillitdazzledall;——
  WhatrighthastthoubesidethislaureledbierWhereonallmanhoodlies——whereonthewreathOfHarvardrests,theciviccrown,andhereThestarryflag,andswordandjeweledsheath?
  Seestthouthesehatchments?KnowestthouthisbloodNourishedtheheroesofColonialdays——
  Senttothedimandsavage-hauntedwoodThosesad-eyedPuritanswithhymnsofpraise?
  Lookroundthee!Everywhereisclassicground。
  ThereGreylockrears。Besideyonsilver"Bowl"
  GreatHawthornedwelt,andinitsmirrorfoundThosequaint,strangeshapesthatfilledhispoet’ssoul。
  Stillsilent,Stranger?ThouwhonowandthenTouchedthetoocredulousearwithpathos,canstnotspeak?
  Hastlostthyreadyskilloftongueandpen?
  What,Jester!Tearsuponthatpaintedcheek?
  Pardon,goodfriends!IamnotheretomarHislaureledwreathswiththispoortinseledcrown——
  Thismanwhotaughtmehow’twasbetterfarTobethepoemthantowriteitdown。
  Ibringnolesson。WellhaveotherspreachedThisswordthatdealtfullmanyagallantblow;
  IcomeoncemoretotouchthehandthatreachedItsknightlygauntlettothevanquishedfoe。
  OpaleAristocrat,thatliestthere,Socold,sosilent!CouldstthounotingraceHavebornewithusstilllonger,andsospareThescornweseeinthatproud,placidface?
  "Hailandfarewell!"SotheproudRomancriedO’erhisdeadhero。"Hail,"butnot"farewell。"
  Witheachhighthoughtthouwalkestsidebyside;
  Wefeelthee,touchthee,knowwhowroughtthespell!
  THEBIRDSOFCIRENCESTER
  DidIevertellyou,mydears,thewayThatthebirdsofCisseter——"Cisseter!"eh?
  Well"Ciren-cester"——oneOUGHTtosay,From"Castra,"or"Caster,"
  AsyourLatinmasterWillfurtherexplaintoyousomeday;
  Thougheventhewisesterr,AndShakespearewrites"Ci-cester,"
  WhileeveryvisitorWhodoesn’tsay"Cissiter"
  Isin"Ciren-cester"consideredastray。
  AhundredmilesfromLondontown——
  WheretherivergoescurvingandbroadeningdownFromtree-toptospire,andspiretomast,TillittumblesoutrightintheChannelatlast——
  AhundredmilesfromthatflatforeshoreThattheDanesandtheNorthmenhauntnomore——
  There’salittlecupintheCotswoldhillsWhichaspringinameadowbubblesandfills,Spannedbyaheron’swing——crossedbyastride——
  Calmanduntroubledbydreamsofpride,GuiltlessofFameorambition’saims,ThatisthesourceofthelordlyThames!
  RemarkhereagainthatcustomcontemnsBoth"Tames"andThames——youmustSAY"Tems!"
  ButWHY?nomatter!——fromthemyoucanseeCirencester’stallspiresloomupo’erthelea。
  A。D。FiveHundredandFifty-two,TheSaxoninvaders——aterriblecrew——
  HadforcedthelinesoftheBritonsthrough;
  AndCirencester,halfmudandthatch,Dryandcrispasatindermatch,Wasfiercelybeleagueredbyfoes,who’dcatchAtanydevicethatcouldharryandroutThefolkthatsoboldlywereholdingout。
  Forthestreetsofthetown——asyou’llseeto-day——
  WeretwistedandcurvedinacuriouswayThatkepttheinvadersstillatbay;
  AndthelongestboltthataSaxondrewWasstoppedereadozenofyardsitflew,Byaturninthestreet,andalawsotrueThateventheserobbers——ofalllawsscorners!——
  Knewyoucouldn’tshootarrowsAROUNDstreetcorners。
  Sotheysatthemdownonalittleknoll,AndeachmanscratchedhisSaxonpoll,Andstaredatthesky,where,clearandhigh,Thebirdsofthatsummerwentsingingby,Asif,inhisglee,eachmotleyjesterWeremockingthefoesofCirencester,TillthejeeringcrowandthesaucylinnetSeemedalltobesaying:"Ah!you’renotinit!"
  Higho’ertheirheadsthemavisflew,Andthe"ouzel-cocksoblackofhue;"
  Andthe"throstle,"withhis"notesotrue"
  (YourememberwhatShakespearesays——HEknew);
  Andthesoaringlark,thatkeptdroppingthroughLikeabucketspillinginwellsofblue;
  Andthemerlin——seenonheraldicpanes——
  WithlegsasvagueastheQueenofSpain’s;
  AndthedashingswiftthatwouldricochetFromthetuftsofgrassesbeforethem,yet——
  LikeboldAntaeus——wouldeachtimebringNewlifefromtheearth,barelytouchedbyhiswing;
  AndtheswallowandmartletthatalwaysknewThestraightestwayhome。HereaSaxonchurldrewHisbreath——tappedhisforehead——anideahadgotthrough!
  Sotheybroughtthemsomenets,whichstraightwaytheyfilledWiththeswallowsandmartlets——thesweetbirdswhobuildInthehousesofman——allthatinnocentguildWhosingattheirlaboroneavesandinthatch——
  AndtheystuckontheirfeathersarudelightedmatchMadeofresinandtow。ThentheyletthemallgoTobefree!Asachild-likediversion?Ah,no!
  ToworkCirencester’sredruinandwoe。
  Forstraighttoeachnesttheyflew,inwildquestOftheirhomesandtheirfledgelings——thattheylovedthebest;
  AndstraighterthanarrowofSaxone’erspedTheyshoto’erthecurvingstreets,highoverhead,Bringingfireandterrortorooftreeandbed,Tillthetownbrokeinflame,wherevertheycame,TotheBriton’sredruin——theSaxon’sredshame!
  Yetthey’reallgonetogether!To-dayyou’lldigupFrom"mound"orfrom"barrow"somearroworcup。
  Theirfameisforgotten——theirstoryisended——
  ’Neaththefeetoftheracetheyhavemixedwithandblended。
  Butthebirdsareunchanged——theouzel-cocksings,Stillgoldonhiscrestandstillblackonhiswings;
  Andthelarkchantsonhigh,ashemountstothesky,Stillbrowninhiscoatandstilldiminhiseye;
  WhiletheswallowormartletisstillafreenesterIntheeavesandtheroofsofthrice-builtCirencester。
  LINESTOAPORTRAIT,BYASUPERIORPERSON
  WhenIboughtyouforasong,Yearsago——Lordknowshowlong!——
  Iwasstruck——Imaybewrong——
  Byyourfeatures,And——asomethinginyourairThatIcouldn’tquitecompareTomyotherplainorfairFellowcreatures。
  Inyoursimple,ovalframeYouwerenotwellknowntofame,Buttome——’twasallthesame——
  Whoe’erdrewyou;
  ForyourfaceIcan’tforget,ThoughIoftentimesregretThat,somehow,IneveryetSawquitethroughyou。
  Yeteachmorning,whenIrise,Igofirsttogreetyoureyes;
  And,inturn,YOUscrutinizeMypresentment。
  Andwhenshadesofeveningfall,Asyouhanguponmywall,You’rethelastthingIrecallWithcontentment。
  Itisweakness,yetIknowThatIneverturnedtogoAnywhere,forwealorwoe,ButIlingeredForoneparting,thrillingflashFromyoureyes,togivethatdashTothecurlofmymustache,ThatIfingered。
  Iftosomeyoumayseemplain,AndwhenpeopleglanceagainWhereyouhang,theirlipsrefrain。
  Fromconfession;
  Yettheyturninstealthaside,AndInote,theytrytohideHowmuchtheyaresatisfiedInexpression。
  OtherfacesIhaveseen;
  Otherformshavecomebetween;
  OtherthingsIhave,Iween,Doneanddaredfor!
  ButOURtiestheycannotsever,And,thoughIshouldsayitnever,You’retheonlyoneIeverReallycaredfor!
  Andyou’llstillbehangingthereWhenwe’reboththeworseforwear,Andthesilver’sonmyhairAndoffyourbacking;
  YetmyfaithshallneverpassInmydearoldshaving-glass,Tillmyfaceandyours,alas!
  Botharelacking!
  HERLASTLETTER
  BEINGAREPLYTO"HISANSWER"
  June4th!Doyouknowwhatthatdatemeans?
  June4th!Bythisairandthesepines!
  Well,——onlyyouknowhowIhatescenes,——
  Thesemightbemyverylastlines!
  Forperhaps,sir,you’llkindlyremember——
  IfsomeOTHERthingsyou’veforgot——
  Thatyoulastwrotethe4thofDECEMBER,——
  JustsixmonthsagoI——fromthisspot;
  Fromthisspot,thatyousaidwas"thefairestForoncebeingheldinmythought。"
  Now,reallyIcallthatthebarestOf——well,Iwon’tsaywhatIought!
  ForhereIambackfrommy"riches,"
  My"triumphs,"my"tours,"andallthat;
  AndYOU’REnottobefoundintheditchesOrtemplesofPovertyFlat!
  FromPariswewentfortheseasonToLondon,whenpawired,"Stop。"
  Mamasays"hisHEALTH"wasthereason。
  (I’veheardthatsomethingstooka"drop。")
  ButshesaidifmypatienceI’dsummonIcouldgobackwithhimtotheFlat——
  PerhapsIwasthinkingofsomeoneWhoofme——well——wasnotthinkingTHAT!
  OfcourseyouwillSAYthatI"neverRepliedtotheletteryouwrote。"
  Thatisjustlikeaman!But,however,Ireadit——orhowcouldIquote?
  Andastothestoriesyou’veheard(No,Don’ttellmeyouhaven’t——Iknow!),You’llnotbelieveoneblessedword,Joe;
  Butjustwhencetheycame,letthemgo!
  AndtheycamefromSadeLotskiofYolo,WhosefathersoldclothesontheBar——
  YoucalledhimJob-lotski,youknow,Joe,AndtheboyssaidHERvaluewaspar。
  Well,wemetherinParis——justflaringWithdiamonds,andlostinahatAndsheaskedme"howJosephwasfaringInhislove-suitonPovertyFlat!"
  Shethoughtitwouldshameme!ImetherWithalook,Joe,thatmadehereyesdrop;
  AndIsaidthatyour"love-suitfaredbetterThananysuitoutofTHEIRshop!"
  AndIdidn’tblushTHEN——asI’mdoingTofindmyselfhere,allalone,Andleft,Joe,todoallthe"sueing"
  Toaloverthat’scertainlyflown。
  Inthisbrand-newhotel,called"TheLily"
  (Iwonderwhogaveitthatname?)
  Ireallyamfeelingquitesilly,TothinkIwasoncecalledthesame;
  AndIstarefromitswindows,andfancyI’mlabeledtoeachpasser-by。
  Ah!goneistheoldnecromancy,Fornothingseemsrighttomyeye。
  OnthathilltherearestoresthatIknewnot;
  There’sastreet——whereIoncelostmyway;
  Andthecopsewhereyouoncetiedmyshoe-knotIsshamelesslyopenasday!
  Andthatbankbythespring——Ioncedrankthere,AndyoucalledtheplaceEden,youknow;
  NowI’mbanishedlikeEve——thoughthebankthereIsbelongingto"AdamsandCo。"
  There’stherustleofsilkonthesidewalk;
  Justnowtherepassedbyatallhat;
  Butthere’sgloominthis"boom"andthiswildtalkOfthe"future"ofPovertyFlat。
  There’sadecorouschillintheair,Joe,Whereonceweweresimpleandfree;
  AndIhearthey’vebeenmakingamayor,Joe,OfthemanwhoshotSandyMcGee。
  Butthere’sstillthe"lap,lap"oftheriver;
  There’sthesongofthepines,deepandlow。
  (HowmylongingforthemmademequiverIntheparkthattheycallFontainebleau!)
  There’sthesnow-peakthatlookedonourdances,Andblushedwhenthemorningsaid,"Go!"
  There’salotthatremainswhichonefancies——
  Butsomehowthere’sneveraJoe!
  Perhaps,onthewhole,itisbetter,Foryoumighthavebeenchangedliketherest;
  Thoughit’sstrangethatI’mtrustingthisletterTopapa,justtohaveitaddressed。
  Hethinkshemayfindyou,andreallySeemskindernowI’mallalone。
  Youmighthavebeenhere,Joe,ifmerelyToLOOKwhatI’mwillingtoOWN。
  Well,well!that’sallpast;sogood-night,Joe;
  Good-nighttotheriverandFlat;
  Good-nighttowhat’swrongandwhat’sright,Joe;
  Good-nighttothepast,andallthat——
  ToHarrison’sbarn,anditsdancers;
  Tothemoon,andthewhitepeakofsnow;
  Andgood-nighttothecanyonthatanswersMy"Joe!"withitsechoof"No!"
  P。S。
  I’vejustgotyournote。Youdeceiver!
  Howdaredyou——howCOULDyou?Oh,Joe!
  TothinkI’vebeenkeptabelieverInthingsthatweresixmonthsago!
  Andit’sYOU’VEbuiltthishouse,andthebank,too,Andthemills,andthestores,andallthat!
  AndforeverythingchangedImustthankYOU,Whohave"struckit"onPovertyFlat!
  Howdaredyougetrich——yougreatstupid!——
  Likepapa,andsomementhatIknow,InsteadofjusttrustingtoCupidAndtomeforyourmoney?Ah,Joe!
  Justtothinkyousentneveraword,dear,Tillyouwrotetopapaforconsent!
  NowIknowwhytheyhadmetransferredhere,And"thehealthofpapa"——whatTHATmeant!
  NowIknowwhytheycallthis"TheLily;"
  WhythemanwhoshotSandyMcGeeYoumademayor!’Twasbecause——oh,yousilly!——
  Heonce"wentdownthemiddle"withme!
  I’vebeenfooledtothetopofmybenthere,Socome,andaskpardon——youknowThatyou’vestillgottogetMYconsent,dear!
  Andjustthinkwhatthatechosaid——Joe!
  V。PARODIES
  BEFORETHECURTAIN
  Behindthefootlightshangstherustybaize,AtrifleshabbyintheupturnedblazeOfflaringgasandcuriouseyesthatgaze。
  Thestage,methinks,perhapsisnonetoowide,AndhardlyfitforroyalRichard’sstride,OrFalstaff’sbulk,orDenmark’syouthfulpride。
  Ah,well!nopassionwalksitshumbleboards;
  O’eritnokingnorvaliantHectorlords:
  Thesimplestskillisallitsspaceaffords。
  Thesongandjest,thedanceandtriflingplay,Thelocalhitatfolliesoftheday,Thetricktopassanidlehouraway,——
  ForthesenotrumpetsthatannouncetheMoor,Noblastthatmakesthehero’swelcomesure,——
  Asinglefiddleintheoverture!
  TOTHEPLIOCENESKULL*
  (AGEOLOGICALADDRESS)
  "Speak,Oman,lessrecent!Fragmentaryfossil!
  Primalpioneerofplioceneformation,HidinlowestdriftsbelowtheearlieststratumOfvolcanictufa!
  "Olderthanthebeasts,theoldestPalaeotherium;
  Olderthanthetrees,theoldestCryptogami;
  Olderthanthehills,thoseinfantileeruptionsOfearth’sepidermis!
  "Eo——Mio——Plio——whatsoe’erthe’cene’wasThatthosevacantsocketsfilledwithaweandwonder,——
  WhethershoresDevonianorSilurianbeaches,——
  Tellusthystrangestory!
  "OrhastheprofessorslightlyantedatedBysomethousandyearsthyadventonthisplanet,Givingtheeanairthat’ssomewhatbetterfittedForcold-bloodedcreatures?
  "WertthoutruespectatorofthatmightyforestWhenabovethyheadthestatelySigillariaReareditscolumnedtrunksinthatremoteanddistantCarboniferousepoch?
  "Tellusofthatscene,——thedimandwaterywoodland,Songless,silent,hushed,withneverbirdorinsect,Veiledwithspreadingfrondsandscreenedwithtallclubmosses,Lycopodiacea,——
  "WhenbesidetheewalkedthesolemnPlesiosaurus,AndaroundtheecreptthefestiveIchthyosaurus,WhilefromtimetotimeabovetheeflewandcircledCheerfulPterodactyls。
  "Tellusofthyfood,——thosehalf-marinerefections,CrinoidsontheshellandBrachipodsaunaturel,——
  CuttlefishtowhichthepieuvreofVictorHugoSeemsaperiwinkle。
  "Speak,thouawfulvestigeoftheearth’screation,Solitaryfragmentofremainsorganic!
  Tellthewondroussecretofthypastexistence,——
  Speak!thouoldestprimate!"
  EvenasIgazed,athrillofthemaxilla,Andalateralmovementofthecondyloidprocess,Withpost-pliocenesoundsofhealthymastication,Groundtheteethtogether。
  Andfromthatimperfectdentalexhibition,Stainedwithexpressjuicesoftheweednicotian,Camethesehollowaccents,blentwithsoftermurmursOfexpectoration:
  "WhichmynameisBowers,andmycrustwasbustedFallingdownashaftinCalaverasCounty;
  ButI’dtakeitkindlyifyou’dsendthepiecesHometooldMissouri!"
  *Seenotesatend。
  THEBALLADOFMR。COOKE
  LEGENDOFTHECLIFFHOUSE,SANFRANCISCO)
  WherethesturdyoceanbreezeDrivesthesprayofroaringseas,ThattheCliffHousebalconiesOverlook:
  There,inspiteofrainthatbalked,Withhissandalsdulychalked,Onceuponatight-ropewalkedMr。Cooke。
  Butthejester’slightsomemien,Andhisspanglesandhissheen,AllhadvanishedwhenthesceneHeforsook。
  Yetinsomedelusivehope,Insomevaguedesiretocope,ONEstillcametoviewtheropeWalkedbyCooke。
  AmidBeauty’sbrightarray,Onthatstrangeeventfulday,Partlyhiddenfromthespray,Inanook,StoodFlorindaVeredeVere;
  Who,withwind-disheveledhair,Andarapt,distractedair,GazedonCooke。
  Thensheturned,andquicklycriedToherloveratherside,WhileherformwithloveandprideWildlyshook:
  "CliffordSnook!oh,hearmenow!
  HereIbreakeachplightedvow;
  There’sbutonetowhomIbow,Andthat’sCooke!"
  Haughtilythatyoungmanspoke:
  "Idescendfromnoblefolk;
  ’SevenOaks,’andthen’Se’nnoak,’
  Lastly’Snook,’
  IsthewaymynameItrace。
  ShallayouthofnobleraceInaffairsoflovegiveplaceToaCooke?"
  "CliffordSnook,IknowthyclaimTothatlineageandname,AndIthinkI’vereadthesameInHorneTooke;
  ButIswear,byalldivine,Never,never,tobethine,TillthoucanstuponyonlineWalklikeCooke。"
  ThoughtothatgymnasticfeatHenoclosermightcompeteThantostrikeaBALANCE-sheetInabook;
  YetthenceforwardfromthatdayHehisfigurewoulddisplayInsomewildathleticway,AfterCooke。
  Onsomehouseholdeminence,Onaclothes-lineorafence,Overditches,drains,andthenceO’erabrook,He,byhighambitionled,Everwalkedandbalanced,Tillthepeople,wondering,said,"HowlikeCooke!"
  Stepbystepdidheproceed,Nervedbyvalor,notbygreed,AndatlastthecrowningdeedUndertook。
  Mistywasthemidnightair,Andthecliffwasbleakandbare,Whenhecametodoanddare,JustlikeCooke。
  Throughthedarkness,o’ertheflow,Stretchedthelinewhereheshouldgo,StraightacrossasfliesthecrowOrtherook。
  Onewildglancearoundhecast;
  Thenhefacedtheoceanblast,AndhestrodethecablelastTouchedbyCooke。
  Vainlyroaredtheangryseas,Vainlyblewtheoceanbreeze;
  But,alas!thewalker’skneesHadacrook;
  AndbeforehereachedtherockDidtheybothtogetherknock,Andhestumbledwithashock——
  UnlikeCooke!
  Downwarddroppinginthedark,Likeanarrowtoitsmark,Orafish-polewhenasharkBitesthehook,Droppedthepolehecouldnotsave,Droppedthewalker,andthewaveSwiftengulfedtherivalbraveOfJ。Cooke!
  CamearoaracrosstheseaOfsea-lionsintheirglee,InatongueremarkablyLikeChinook;
  Andthemaddenedsea-gullseemedStilltoutter,ashescreamed,"PerishthusthewretchwhodeemedHimselfCooke!"
  ButonmistymoonlitnightsComesaskeletonintights,WalksoncemorethegiddyheightsHemistook;
  Andunseentomortaleyes,Purgedofgrosserearthlyties,NowatlastinspiritguiseOutdoesCooke。
  StillthesturdyoceanbreezeSweepsthesprayofroaringseas,WheretheCliffHousebalconiesOverlook;
  Andthemaidensintheirprime,Readingofthismournfulrhyme,Weepwhere,intheoldentime,WalkedJ。Cooke。
  THEBALLADOFTHEEMEU
  Oh,say,haveyouseenattheWillowssogreen——
  Socharmingandrurallytrue——
  Asingularbird,withamannerabsurd,WhichtheycalltheAustralianEmeu?
  HaveyouEverseenthisAustralianEmeu?
  Ittrotsallaroundwithitsheadontheground,Orerectsitquiteoutofyourview;
  Andtheladiesallcry,whenitsfiguretheyspy,"Oh!whatasweetprettyEmeu!
  Oh!doJustlookatthatlovelyEmeu!"
  Onedaytothisspot,whentheweatherwashot,CameMatildaHortenseFortescue;
  Andbesidehertherecameayouthofhighname,——
  AugustusFlorellMontague:
  ThetwoBothlovedthatwild,foreignEmeu。
  Withtwoloavesofbreadthentheyfedit,insteadOfthefleshofthewhiteCockatoo,WhichoncewasitsfoodinthatwildneighborhoodWhererangesthesweetKangaroo,ThattooIsgameforthefamousEmeu!
  Oldsawsandgimletsbutitsappetitewhets,Liketheworld-famousbarkofPeru;
  There’snothingsohardthatthebirdwilldiscard,AndnothingitstastewilleschewThatyouCangivethatlong-leggedEmeu!
  Thetimeslippedawayinthisinnocentplay,WhenupjumpedtheboldMontague:
  "Where’sthatspecimenpinthatIgaylydidwinInraffle,andgaveuntoyou,Fortescue?"
  NowordspoketheguiltyEmeu!
  "Quick!tellmehisnamewhomthougavestthatsame,ErethesehandsinthybloodIimbrue!"
  "Nay,dearest,"shecried,assheclungtohisside,"I’minnocentasthatEmeu!"
  "Adieu!"
  Hereplied,"MissM。H。Fortescue!"
  Downshedroppedathisfeet,allaswhiteasasheet,Aswildlyhefledfromherview;
  Hethought’twashersin,——forheknewnotthepinHadbeengobbledupbytheEmeu;
  AllthroughThevoracityofthatEmeu!
  MRS。JUDGEJENKINS
  (BEINGTHEONLYGENUINESEQUELTO"MAUDMULLER"
  MaudMullerallthatsummerdayRakedthemeadowsweetwithhay;
  Yet,lookingdownthedistantlane,ShehopedtheJudgewouldcomeagain。
  Butwhenhecame,withsmileandbow,Maudonlyblushed,andstammered,"Ha-ow?"
  Andspokeofher"pa,"andwonderedwhetherHe’dgiveconsenttheyshouldwedtogether。
  OldMullerburstintears,andthenBeggedthattheJudgewouldlendhim"ten;"
  Fortradewasdull,andwageslow,Andthe"craps,"thisyear,weresomewhatslow。
  Anderethelanguidsummerdied,SweetMaudbecametheJudge’sbride。
  Butonthedaythattheyweremated,Maud’sbrotherBobwasintoxicated;
  AndMaud’srelations,twelveinall,WereverydrunkattheJudge’shall。
  Andwhenthesummercameagain,Theyoungbrideborehimbabiestwain;
  AndtheJudgewasblest,butthoughtitstrangeThatbearingchildrenmadesuchachange;
  ForMaudgrewbroadandredandstout,AndthewaistthathisarmonceclaspedaboutWasmorethanhenowcouldspan;andheSighedashepondered,ruefully,HowthatwhichinMaudwasnativegraceInMrs。Jenkinswasoutofplace;
  Andthoughtofthetwins,andwishedthattheyLookedlesslikethemenwhorakedthehayOnMuller’sfarm,anddreamedwithpainOfthedayhewandereddownthelane。
  Andlookingdownthatdrearytrack,Hehalfregrettedthathecameback;
  For,hadhewaited,hemighthavewedSomemaidenfairandthoroughbred;
  Fortherebewomenfairasshe,Whoseverbsandnounsdomoreagree。
  Alasformaiden!alasforjudge!
  Andthesentimental,——that’sone-half"fudge;"
  ForMaudsoonthoughttheJudgeabore,Withallhislearningandallhislore;
  AndtheJudgewouldhavebarteredMaud’sfairfaceFormorerefinementandsocialgrace。
  If,ofallwordsoftongueandpen,Thesaddestare,"Itmighthavebeen,"
  Moresadarethesewedailysee:
  "Itis,buthadn’toughttobe。"
  AGEOLOGICALMADRIGAL
  Ihavefoundoutagiftformyfair;
  Iknowwherethefossilsabound,WherethefootprintsofAvesdeclareThebirdsthatoncewalkedontheground。
  Oh,come,and——intechnicalspeech——
  We’llwalkthisDevonianshore,OronsomeSilurianbeachWe’llwander,mylove,evermore。
  IwillshowtheethesinuoustrackBytheslow-movingAnnelidmade,OrtheTrilobitethat,fartherback,IntheoldPotsdamsandstonewaslaid;
  Thoushaltsee,inhisJurassictomb,ThePlesiosaurusembalmed;
  InhisOoliticprimeandhisbloom,Iguanodonsafeandunharmed。
  Youwished——Irememberitwell,AndIlovedyouthemoreforthatwish——
  ForaperfectcystedianshellAndaWHOLEholocephalicfish。
  Andoh,ifEarth’sstratacontainsInitslowestSiluriandrift,OrpalaeozoicremainsThesame,’tisyourlover’sfreegift!
  Thencome,love,andneversaynay,Butcalmallyourmaidenlyfears;
  We’llnote,love,inonesummer’sdayTherecordofmillionsofyears;
  AndthoughtheDarwinianplanYoursensitivefeelingsmayshock,We’llfindthebeginningofman,Ourfossilancestors,inrock!
  AVITOR
  (ANAERIALRETROSPECT)
  Whatwasitfilledmyyouthfuldreams,InplaceofGreekorLatinthemes,Orbeauty’swild,bewilderingbeams?
  Avitor!
  WhatvisionsandcelestialscenesIfilledwithaerialmachines,Montgolfier’sandMr。Green’s!
  Avitor!
  Whatfairytalesseemedthingsofcourse!
  TherocthatbroughtSindbadacross,TheCalendar’sownwingedhorse!
  Avitor!
  HowmanythingsItookforfacts,——
  Icarusandhisconductlax,Andhowhesealedhisfatewithwax!
  Avitor!
  ThefirstballoonsIsoughttosail,Soap-bubblesfair,butalltoofrail,Orkites,——buttherebyhangsatail。
  Avitor!
  WhatmademelaunchfromattictallAkittenandaparasol,Andwatchtheirbitter,frightfulfall?
  Avitor!
  WhatyouthfuldreamsofhighrenownBademeinflatetheparson’sgown,Thatwentnotup,noryetcamedown?
  Avitor!
  MyfirstascentImaynottell;
  EnoughtoknowthatinthatwellMyfirsthighaspirationsfell。