TO
  MyDearGodsonHUBERTGRIFFITH
  andhissisterMARGARET
  TOHUBERT
  DearHubert,ifIeverfoundAwishing-carpetlyinground,I’dstanduponit,andI’dsay:
  ’TakemetoHubert,rightaway!’
  Andthenwe’dtravelveryfarTowherethemagiccountriesareThatyouandIwillneversee,Andchoosetheloveliestgiftsforyou,fromme。
  Butoh!alack!andwell-a-day!
  Nowishing-carpetscomemyway。
  IneverfoundaPhoenixyet,AndPsammeadsaresohardtoget!
  SoIgiveyounothingfine——
  Onlythisbookyourbookandmine,Andhers,whosenamebyyoursisset;
  Yourbook,mybook,thebookofMargaret!
  E。NESBIT
  DYMCHURCH
  September,1904
  CONTENTS
  1TheEgg2TheToplessTower3TheQueenCook4TwoBazaars5TheTemple6DoingGood7MewsfromPersia8TheCats,theCow,andtheBurglar9TheBurglar’sBride10TheHoleintheCarpet11TheBeginningoftheEnd12TheEndoftheEndCHAPTER1
  THEEGG
  ItbeganwiththedaywhenitwasalmosttheFifthofNovember,andadoubtaroseinsomebreast——Robert’s,Ifancy——astothequalityofthefireworkslaidinfortheGuyFawkescelebration。
  ’Theywerejollycheap,’saidwhoeveritwas,andIthinkitwasRobert,’andsupposetheydidn’tgooffonthenight?ThoseProsserkidswouldhavesomethingtosniggeraboutthen。’
  ’Theones_I_gotareallright,’Janesaid;’Iknowtheyare,becausethemanattheshopsaidtheywereworththribblethemoney——’
  ’I’msurethribbleisn’tgrammar,’Antheasaid。
  ’Ofcourseitisn’t,’saidCyril;’onewordcan’tbegrammarallbyitself,soyouneedn’tbesojollyclever。’
  Antheawasrummaginginthecorner-drawersofhermindforaverydisagreeableanswer,whensherememberedwhatawetdayitwas,andhowtheboyshadbeendisappointedofthatridetoLondonandbackonthetopofthetram,whichtheirmotherhadpromisedthemasarewardfornothavingonceforgotten,forsixwholedays,towipetheirbootsonthematwhentheycamehomefromschool。
  SoAntheaonlysaid,’Don’tbesojollycleveryourself,Squirrel。
  Andthefireworkslookallright,andyou’llhavetheeightpencethatyourtramfaresdidn’tcostto-day,tobuysomethingmorewith。YououghttogetaperfectlylovelyCatharinewheelforeightpence。’
  ’Idaresay,’saidCyril,coldly;’butit’snotYOUReightpenceanyhow——’
  ’Butlookhere,’saidRobert,’reallynow,aboutthefireworks。Wedon’twanttobedisgracedbeforethosekidsnextdoor。TheythinkbecausetheywearredplushonSundaysnooneelseisanygood。’
  ’Iwouldn’twearplushifitwaseverso——unlessitwasblacktobebeheadedin,ifIwasMaryQueenofScots,’saidAnthea,withscorn。
  Robertstucksteadilytohispoint。OnegreatpointaboutRobertisthesteadinesswithwhichhecanstick。
  ’Ithinkweoughttotestthem,’hesaid。
  ’Youyoungduffer,’saidCyril,’fireworksarelikepostage-stamps。
  Youcanonlyusethemonce。’
  ’Whatdoyousupposeitmeansby"Carter’stestedseeds"intheadvertisement?’
  Therewasablanksilence。ThenCyriltouchedhisforeheadwithhisfingerandshookhishead。
  ’Alittlewronghere,’hesaid。’IwasalwaysafraidofthatwithpoorRobert。Allthatcleverness,youknow,andbeingtopinalgebrasooften——it’sboundtotell——’
  ’Dryup,’saidRobert,fiercely。’Don’tyousee?Youcan’tTEST
  seedsifyoudothemALL。Youjusttakeafewhereandthere,andifthosegrowyoucanfeelprettysuretheotherswillbe——whatdoyoucallit?——Fathertoldme——"uptosample"。Don’tyouthinkweoughttosamplethefire-works?Justshutoureyesandeachdrawoneout,andthentrythem。’
  ’Butit’srainingcatsanddogs,’saidJane。
  ’AndQueenAnneisdead,’rejoinedRobert。Noonewasinaverygoodtemper。’Weneedn’tgoouttodothem;wecanjustmovebackthetable,andletthemoffontheoldtea-trayweplaytobogganswith。Idon’tknowwhatYOUthink,but_I_thinkit’stimewedidsomething,andthatwouldbereallyuseful;becausethenweshouldn’tjustHOPEthefireworkswouldmakethoseProsserssitup——weshouldKNOW。’
  ’ItWOULDbesomethingtodo,’Cyrilownedwithlanguidapproval。
  Sothetablewasmovedback。Andthentheholeinthecarpet,thathadbeennearthewindowtillthecarpetwasturnedround,showedmostawfully。ButAntheastoleoutontip-toe,andgotthetraywhencookwasn’tlooking,andbroughtitinandputitoverthehole。
  Thenallthefireworkswereputonthetable,andeachofthefourchildrenshutitseyesverytightandputoutitshandandgraspedsomething。Roberttookacracker,CyrilandAntheahadRomancandles;butJane’sfatpawclosedonthegemofthewholecollection,theJack-in-the-boxthathadcosttwoshillings,andoneatleastoftheparty——Iwillnotsaywhich,becauseitwassorryafterwards——declaredthatJanehaddoneitonpurpose。Nobodywaspleased。Fortheworstofitwasthatthesefourchildren,withaveryproperdislikeofanythingevenfaintlyborderingonthesneakish,hadalaw,unalterableasthoseoftheMedesandPersians,thatonehadtostandbytheresultsofatoss-up,oradrawingoflots,oranyotherappealtochance,howevermuchonemighthappentodislikethewaythingswereturningout。
  ’Ididn’tmeanto,’saidJane,neartears。’Idon’tcare,I’lldrawanother——’
  ’Youknowjollywellyoucan’t,’saidCyril,bitterly。’It’ssettled。It’sMediumandPersian。You’vedoneit,andyou’llhavetostandbyit——andustoo,worseluck。Nevermind。YOU’LLhaveyourpocket-moneybeforetheFifth。Anyway,we’llhavetheJack-in-the-boxLAST,andgetthemostoutofitwecan。’
  SothecrackerandtheRomancandleswerelighted,andtheywereallthatcouldbeexpectedforthemoney;butwhenitcametotheJack-in-the-boxitsimplysatinthetrayandlaughedatthem,asCyrilsaid。Theytriedtolightitwithpaperandtheytriedtolightitwithmatches;theytriedtolightitwithVesuvianfuseesfromthepocketoffather’ssecond-bestovercoatthatwashanginginthehall。AndthenAntheaslippedawaytothecupboardunderthestairswherethebroomsanddustpanswerekept,andtherosinyfire-lightersthatsmellsoniceandlikethewoodswherepine-treesgrow,andtheoldnewspapersandthebees-waxandturpentine,andthehorridanstiffdarkragsthatareusedforcleaningbrassandfurniture,andtheparaffinforthelamps。Shecamebackwithalittlepotthathadoncecostsevenpence-halfpennywhenitwasfullofred-currantjelly;butthejellyhadbeenalleatenlongago,andnowAntheahadfilledthejarwithparaffin。Shecamein,andshethrewtheparaffinoverthetrayjustatthemomentwhenCyrilwastryingwiththetwenty-thirdmatchtolighttheJack-in-the-box。TheJack-in-the-boxdidnotcatchfireanymorethanusual,buttheparaffinactedquitedifferently,andinaninstantahotflashofflameleaptupandburntoffCyril’seyelashes,andscorchedthefacesofallfourbeforetheycouldspringback。Theybacked,infourinstantaneousbounds,asfarastheycould,whichwastothewall,andthepillaroffirereachedfromfloortoceiling。
  ’Myhat,’saidCyril,withemotion,’You’vedoneitthistime,Anthea。’
  TheflamewasspreadingoutundertheceilingliketheroseoffireinMrRiderHaggard’sexcitingstoryaboutAllanQuatermain。
  RobertandCyrilsawthatnotimewastobelost。Theyturneduptheedgesofthecarpet,andkickedthemoverthetray。Thiscutoffthecolumnoffire,anditdisappearedandtherewasnothingleftbutsmokeandadreadfulsmelloflampsthathavebeenturnedtoolow。
  Allhandsnowrushedtotherescue,andtheparaffinfirewasonlyabundleoftrampledcarpet,whensuddenlyasharpcrackbeneaththeirfeetmadetheamateurfiremenstartback。Anothercrack——thecarpetmovedasifithadhadacatwrappedinit;theJack-in-the-boxhadatlastalloweditselftobelighted,anditwasgoingoffwithdesperateviolenceinsidethecarpet。
  Robert,withtheairofonedoingtheonlypossiblething,rushedtothewindowandopenedit。Antheascreamed,Janeburstintotears,andCyrilturnedthetablewrongwayupontopofthecarpetheap。Butthefireworkwenton,bangingandburstingandsplutteringevenunderneaththetable。
  Nextmomentmotherrushedin,attractedbythehowlsofAnthea,andinafewmomentsthefireworkdesistedandtherewasadeadsilence,andthechildrenstoodlookingateachother’sblackfaces,and,outofthecornersoftheireyes,atmother’swhiteone。
  Thefactthatthenurserycarpetwasruinedoccasionedbutlittlesurprise,norwasanyonereallyastonishedthatbedshouldprovetheimmediateendoftheadventure。IthasbeensaidthatallroadsleadtoRome;thismaybetrue,butatanyrate,inearlyyouthIamquitesurethatmanyroadsleadtoBED,andstopthere——orYOUdo。
  Therestofthefireworkswereconfiscated,andmotherwasnotpleasedwhenfatherletthemoffhimselfinthebackgarden,thoughhesaid,’Well,howelsecanyougetridofthem,mydear?’
  Yousee,fatherhadforgottenthatthechildrenwereindisgrace,andthattheirbedroomwindowslookedoutontothebackgarden。
  Sothattheyallsawthefireworksmostbeautifully,andadmiredtheskillwithwhichfatherhandledthem。
  Nextdayallwasforgottenandforgiven;onlythenurseryhadtobedeeplycleaned(likespring-cleaning),andtheceilinghadtobewhitewashed。
  Andmotherwentout;andjustattea-timenextdayamancamewitharolled-upcarpet,andfatherpaidhim,andmothersaid——
  ’Ifthecarpetisn’tingoodcondition,youknow,Ishallexpectyoutochangeit。’Andthemanreplied——
  ’Thereain’tathreadgoneinitnowhere,mum。It’sabargain,ifevertherewasone,andI’mmore’n’arfsorryIletitgoattheprice;butwecan’tresistthelydies,canwe,sir?’andhewinkedatfatherandwentaway。
  Thenthecarpetwasputdowninthenursery,andsureenoughtherewasn’taholeinitanywhere。
  Asthelastfoldwasunrolledsomethinghardandloud-soundingbumpedoutofitandtrundledalongthenurseryfloor。Allthechildrenscrambledforit,andCyrilgotit。Hetookittothegas。Itwasshapedlikeanegg,veryyellowandshiny,half-transparent,andithadanoddsortoflightinitthatchangedasyouhelditindifferentways。Itwasasthoughitwasaneggwithayolkofpalefirethatjustshowedthroughthestone。
  ’IMAYkeepit,mayn’tI,mother?’Cyrilasked。
  Andofcoursemothersaidno;theymusttakeitbacktothemanwhohadbroughtthecarpet,becauseshehadonlypaidforacarpet,andnotforastoneeggwithafieryyolktoit。
  Soshetoldthemwheretheshopwas,anditwasintheKentishTownRoad,notfarfromthehotelthatiscalledtheBullandGate。Itwasapokylittleshop,andthemanwasarrangingfurnitureoutsideonthepavementverycunningly,sothatthemorebrokenpartsshouldshowaslittleaspossible。Anddirectlyhesawthechildrenheknewthemagain,andhebeganatonce,withoutgivingthemachancetospeak。
  ’Noyoudon’t’hecriedloudly;’Iain’ta-goin’totakebacknocarpets,sodon’tyoumakenobloomin’errer。Abargain’sabargain,andthecarpet’spuffikthroughout。’
  ’Wedon’twantyoutotakeitback,’saidCyril;’butwefoundsomethinginit。’
  ’Itmusthavegotintoitupatyourplace,then,’saidtheman,withindignantpromptness,’forthereain’tnothinginnothingasIsell。It’sallascleanasawhistle。’
  ’Ineversaiditwasn’tCLEAN,’saidCyril,’but——’
  ’Oh,ifit’sMOTHS,’saidtheman,’that’seasycuredwithborax。
  ButIexpectitwasonlyanoddone。Itellyouthecarpet’sgoodthroughandthrough。Ithadn’tgotnomothswhenitleftmy’ands——notsomuchasanhegg。’
  ’Butthat’sjustit,’interruptedJane;’thereWASsomuchasanegg。’
  Themanmadeasortofrushatthechildrenandstampedhisfoot。
  ’Clearout,Isay!’heshouted,’orI’llcallforthepolice。A
  nicethingforcustomersto’earyoua-coming’erea-chargingmewithfindingthingsingoodswhatIsells。’Ere,beoff,aforeI
  sendsyouoffwithafleainyourears。Hi!constable——’
  Thechildrenfled,andtheythink,andtheirfatherthinks,thattheycouldn’thavedoneanythingelse。Motherhasherownopinion。
  Butfathersaidtheymightkeeptheegg。
  ’Themancertainlydidn’tknowtheeggwastherewhenhebroughtthecarpet,’saidhe,’anymorethanyourmotherdid,andwe’veasmuchrighttoitashehad。’
  Sotheeggwasputonthemantelpiece,whereitquitebrightenedupthedingynursery。Thenurserywasdingy,becauseitwasabasementroom,anditswindowslookedoutonastoneareawitharockerymadeofclinkersfacingthewindows。NothinggrewintherockeryexceptLondonprideandsnails。
  Theroomhadbeendescribedinthehouseagent’slistasa’convenientbreakfast-roominbasement,’andinthedaytimeitwasratherdark。Thisdidnotmattersomuchintheeveningswhenthegaswasalight,butthenitwasintheeveningthattheblackbeetlesgotsosociable,andusedtocomeoutofthelowcupboardsoneachsideofthefireplacewheretheirhomeswere,andtrytomakefriendswiththechildren。Atleast,Isupposethatwaswhattheywanted,butthechildrenneverwould。
  OntheFifthofNovemberfatherandmotherwenttothetheatre,andthechildrenwerenothappy,becausetheProssersnextdoorhadlotsoffireworksandtheyhadnone。
  Theywerenotevenallowedtohaveabonfireinthegarden。
  ’Nomoreplayingwithfire,thankyou,’wasfather’sanswer,whentheyaskedhim。
  Whenthebabyhadbeenputtobedthechildrensatsadlyroundthefireinthenursery。
  ’I’mbeastlybored,’saidRobert。
  ’Let’stalkaboutthePsammead,’saidAnthea,whogenerallytriedtogivetheconversationacheerfulturn。
  ’What’sthegoodofTALKING?’saidCyril。’WhatIwantisforsomethingtohappen。It’sawfullystuffyforachapnottobeallowedoutintheevenings。There’ssimplynothingtodowhenyou’vegotthroughyourhomers。’
  Janefinishedthelastofherhome-lessonsandshutthebookwithabang。
  ’We’vegotthepleasureofmemory,’saidshe。’Justthinkoflastholidays。’
  Lastholidays,indeed,offeredsomethingtothinkof——fortheyhadbeenspentinthecountryatawhitehousebetweenasand-pitandagravel-pit,andthingshadhappened。ThechildrenhadfoundaPsammead,orsand-fairy,andithadletthemhaveanythingtheywishedfor——justexactlyanything,withnobotheraboutitsnotbeingreallyfortheirgood,oranythinglikethat。Andifyouwanttoknowwhatkindofthingstheywishedfor,andhowtheirwishesturnedoutyoucanreaditallinabookcalledFiveChildrenandIt(ItwasthePsammead)。Ifyou’venotreadit,perhapsIoughttotellyouthatthefifthchildwasthebabybrother,whowascalledtheLamb,becausethefirstthingheeversaidwas’Baa!’andthattheotherchildrenwerenotparticularlyhandsome,norweretheyextraclever,norextraordinarilygood。
  Buttheywerenotbadsortsonthewhole;infact,theywereratherlikeyou。
  ’Idon’twanttothinkaboutthepleasuresofmemory,’saidCyril;
  ’Iwantsomemorethingstohappen。’
  ’We’reverymuchluckierthananyoneelse,asitis,’saidJane。
  ’Why,nooneelseeverfoundaPsammead。Weoughttobegrateful。’
  ’Whyshouldn’tweGOONbeing,though?’Cyrilasked——’lucky,I
  mean,notgrateful。Why’sitallgottostop?’
  ’Perhapssomethingwillhappen,’saidAnthea,comfortably。’Doyouknow,sometimesIthinkwearethesortofpeoplethatthingsDO
  happento。’
  ’It’slikethatinhistory,’saidJane:’somekingsarefullofinterestingthings,andothers——nothingeverhappenstothem,excepttheirbeingbornandcrownedandburied,andsometimesnotthat。’
  ’IthinkPanther’sright,’saidCyril:’Ithinkwearethesortofpeoplethingsdohappento。Ihaveasortoffeelingthingswouldhappenrightenoughifwecouldonlygivethemashove。Itjustwantssomethingtostartit。That’sall。’
  ’Iwishtheytaughtmagicatschool,’Janesighed。’Ibelieveifwecoulddoalittlemagicitmightmakesomethinghappen。’
  ’Iwonderhowyoubegin?’Robertlookedroundtheroom,buthegotnoideasfromthefadedgreencurtains,orthedrabVenetianblinds,orthewornbrownoil-clothonthefloor。Eventhenewcarpetsuggestednothing,thoughitspatternwasaverywonderfulone,andalwaysseemedasthoughitwerejustgoingtomakeyouthinkofsomething。
  ’Icouldbeginrightenough,’saidAnthea;’I’vereadlotsaboutit。ButIbelieveit’swrongintheBible。’
  ’It’sonlywrongintheBiblebecausepeoplewantedtohurtotherpeople。Idon’tseehowthingscanbewrongunlesstheyhurtsomebody,andwedon’twanttohurtanybody;andwhat’smore,wejollywellcouldn’tifwetried。Let’sgettheIngoldsbyLegends。
  There’sathingaboutAbra-cadabrathere,’saidCyril,yawning。
  ’Wemayaswellplayatmagic。Let’sbeKnightsTemplars。Theywereawfullygoneonmagic。Theyusedtoworkspellsorsomethingwithagoatandagoose。Fathersaysso。’
  ’Well,that’sallright,’saidRobert,unkindly;’youcanplaythegoatrightenough,andJaneknowshowtobeagoose。’
  ’I’llgetIngoldsby,’saidAnthea,hastily。’Youturnupthehearthrug。’
  Sotheytracedstrangefiguresonthelinoleum,wherethehearthrughadkeptitclean。TheytracedthemwithchalkthatRoberthadnickedfromthetopofthemathematicalmaster’sdeskatschool。
  Youknow,ofcourse,thatitisstealingtotakeanewstickofchalk,butitisnotwrongtotakeabrokenpiece,solongasyouonlytakeone。(Idonotknowthereasonofthisrule,norwhomadeit。)Andtheychantedallthegloomiestsongstheycouldthinkof。And,ofcourse,nothinghappened。SothenAntheasaid,’I’msureamagicfireoughttobemadeofsweet-smellingwood,andhavemagicgumsandessencesandthingsinit。’
  ’Idon’tknowanysweet-smellingwood,exceptcedar,’saidRobert;
  ’butI’vegotsomeendsofcedar-woodleadpencil。’
  Sotheyburnedtheendsofleadpencil。Andstillnothinghappened。
  ’Let’sburnsomeoftheeucalyptusoilwehaveforourcolds,’saidAnthea。
  Andtheydid。Itcertainlysmeltverystrong。Andtheyburnedlumpsofcamphoroutofthebigchest。Itwasverybright,andmadeahorridblacksmoke,whichlookedverymagical。Butstillnothinghappened。Thentheygotsomecleantea-clothsfromthedresserdrawerinthekitchen,andwavedthemoverthemagicchalk-tracings,andsang’TheHymnoftheMoravianNunsatBethlehem’,whichisveryimpressive。Andstillnothinghappened。
  Sotheywavedmoreandmorewildly,andRobert’stea-clothcaughtthegoldeneggandwhiskeditoffthemantelpiece,anditfellintothefenderandrolledunderthegrate。
  ’Oh,crikey!’saidmorethanonevoice。
  Andeveryoneinstantlyfelldownflatonitsfronttolookunderthegrate,andtherelaytheegg,glowinginanestofhotashes。
  ’It’snotsmashed,anyhow,’saidRobert,andheputhishandunderthegrateandpickeduptheegg。Buttheeggwasmuchhotterthananyonewouldhavebelieveditcouldpossiblygetinsuchashorttime,andRoberthadtodropitwithacryof’Bother!’Itfellonthetopbarofthegrate,andbouncedrightintotheglowingred-hotheartofthefire。
  ’Thetongs!’criedAnthea。But,alas,noonecouldrememberwheretheywere。Everyonehadforgottenthatthetongshadlastbeenusedtofishupthedoll’steapotfromthebottomofthewater-
  butt,wheretheLambhaddroppedit。Sothenurserytongswererestingbetweenthewater-buttandthedustbin,andcookrefusedtolendthekitchenones。
  ’Nevermind,’saidRobert,’we’llgetitoutwiththepokerandtheshovel。’
  ’Oh,stop,’criedAnthea。’Lookatit!Look!look!look!IdobelievesomethingISgoingtohappen!’
  Fortheeggwasnowred-hot,andinsideitsomethingwasmoving。
  Nextmomenttherewasasoftcrackingsound;theeggburstintwo,andoutofitcameaflame-colouredbird。Itrestedamomentamongtheflames,andasitrestedtherethefourchildrencouldseeitgrowingbiggerandbiggerundertheireyes。
  Everymouthwasa-gape,everyeyea-goggle。
  Thebirdroseinitsnestoffire,stretcheditswings,andflewoutintotheroom。Itflewroundandround,androundagain,andwhereitpassedtheairwaswarm。Thenitperchedonthefender。
  Thechildrenlookedateachother。ThenCyrilputoutahandtowardsthebird。Itputitsheadononesideandlookedupathim,asyoumayhaveseenaparrotdowhenitisjustgoingtospeak,sothatthechildrenwerehardlyastonishedatallwhenitsaid,’Becareful;Iamnotnearlycoolyet。’
  Theywerenotastonished,buttheywerevery,verymuchinterested。
  Theylookedatthebird,anditwascertainlyworthlookingat。
  Itsfeatherswerelikegold。Itwasaboutaslargeasabantam,onlyitsbeakwasnotatallbantam-shaped。’IbelieveIknowwhatitis,’saidRobert。’I’veseenapicture。’
  Hehurriedaway。Ahastydashandscrambleamongthepapersonfather’sstudytableyielded,asthesum-bookssay,’thedesiredresult’。Butwhenhecamebackintotheroomholdingoutapaper,andcrying,’Isay,lookhere,’theothersallsaid’Hush!’andhehushedobedientlyandinstantly,forthebirdwasspeaking。
  ’Whichofyou,’itwassaying,’puttheeggintothefire?’
  ’Hedid,’saidthreevoices,andthreefingerspointedatRobert。
  Thebirdbowed;atleastitwasmorelikethatthananythingelse。
  ’Iamyourgratefuldebtor,’itsaidwithahigh-bredair。
  Thechildrenwereallchokingwithwonderandcuriosity——allexceptRobert。Heheldthepaperinhishand,andheKNEW。Hesaidso。
  Hesaid——
  ’_I_knowwhoyouare。’
  Andheopenedanddisplayedaprintedpaper,attheheadofwhichwasalittlepictureofabirdsittinginanestofflames。
  ’YouarethePhoenix,’saidRobert;andthebirdwasquitepleased。
  ’Myfamehaslivedthenfortwothousandyears,’itsaid。’Allowmetolookatmyportrait。’ItlookedatthepagewhichRobert,kneelingdown,spreadoutinthefender,andsaid——
  ’It’snotaflatteringlikeness……Andwhatarethesecharacters?’itasked,pointingtotheprintedpart。
  ’Oh,that’salldullish;it’snotmuchaboutYOU,youknow,’saidCyril,withunconsciouspoliteness;’butyou’reinlotsofbooks。’
  ’Withportraits?’askedthePhoenix。
  ’Well,no,’saidCyril;’infact,Idon’tthinkIeversawanyportraitofyoubutthatone,butIcanreadyousomethingaboutyourself,ifyoulike。’
  ThePhoenixnodded,andCyrilwentoffandfetchedVolumeXoftheoldEncyclopedia,andonpage246hefoundthefollowing:——
  ’Phoenix-inornithology,afabulousbirdofantiquity。’
  ’Antiquityisquitecorrect,’saidthePhoenix,’butfabulous——well,doIlookit?’
  Everyoneshookitshead。Cyrilwenton——
  ’Theancientsspeakofthisbirdassingle,ortheonlyoneofitskind。’
  ’That’srightenough,’saidthePhoenix。
  ’Theydescribeitasaboutthesizeofaneagle。’
  ’Eaglesareofdifferentsizes,’saidthePhoenix;’it’snotatallagooddescription。’
  Allthechildrenwerekneelingonthehearthrug,tobeasnearthePhoenixaspossible。
  ’You’llboilyourbrains,’itsaid。’Lookout,I’mnearlycoolnow;’andwithawhirrofgoldenwingsitflutteredfromthefendertothetable。Itwassonearlycoolthattherewasonlyaveryfaintsmellofburningwhenithadsettleditselfonthetable-cloth。
  ’It’sonlyaverylittlescorched,’saidthePhoenix,apologetically;’itwillcomeoutinthewash。Pleasegoonreading。’
  Thechildrengatheredroundthetable。
  ’Thesizeofaneagle,’Cyrilwenton,’itsheadfinelycrestedwithabeautifulplumage,itsneckcoveredwithfeathersofagoldcolour,andtherestofitsbodypurple;onlythetailwhite,andtheeyessparklinglikestars。Theysaythatitlivesaboutfivehundredyearsinthewilderness,andwhenadvancedinageitbuildsitselfapileofsweetwoodandaromaticgums,firesitwiththewaftingofitswings,andthusburnsitself;andthatfromitsashesarisesaworm,whichintimegrowsuptobeaPhoenix。HencethePhoeniciansgave——’
  ’Nevermindwhattheygave,’saidthePhoenix,rufflingitsgoldenfeathers。’Theynevergavemuch,anyway;theyalwayswerepeoplewhogavenothingfornothing。Thatbookoughttobedestroyed。
  It’smostinaccurate。Therestofmybodywasneverpurple,andasformy——tail——well,Isimplyaskyou,ISitwhite?’
  Itturnedroundandgravelypresenteditsgoldentailtothechildren。
  ’No。it’snot,’saideverybody。
  ’No,anditneverwas,’saidthePhoenix。’Andthataboutthewormisjustavulgarinsult。ThePhoenixhasanegg,likeallrespectablebirds。Itmakesapile——thatpart’sallright——anditlaysitsegg,anditburnsitself;anditgoestosleepandwakesupinitsegg,andcomesoutandgoesonlivingagain,andsoonforeverandever。Ican’ttellyouhowwearyIgotofit——sucharestlessexistence;norepose。’
  ’ButhowdidyouregggetHERE?’askedAnthea。
  ’Ah,that’smylife-secret,’saidthePhoenix。’Icouldn’ttellittoanyonewhowasn’treallysympathetic。I’vealwaysbeenamisunderstoodbird。Youcantellthatbywhattheysayabouttheworm。ImighttellYOU,’itwenton,lookingatRobertwitheyesthatwereindeedstarry。’Youputmeonthefire——’Robertlookeduncomfortable。
  ’Therestofusmadethefireofsweet-scentedwoodsandgums,though,’saidCyril。
  ’And——anditwasanaccidentmyputtingyouonthefire,’saidRobert,tellingthetruthwithsomedifficulty,forhedidnotknowhowthePhoenixmighttakeit。Ittookitinthemostunexpectedmanner。
  ’Yourcandidavowal,’itsaid,’removesmylastscruple。Iwilltellyoumystory。’
  ’Andyouwon’tvanish,oranythingsuddenwillyou?,askedAnthea,anxiously。
  ’Why?’itasked,puffingoutthegoldenfeathers,’doyouwishmetostayhere?’
  ’OhYES,’saideveryone,withunmistakablesincerity。
  ’Why?’askedthePhoenixagain,lookingmodestlyatthetable-cloth。
  ’Because,’saideveryoneatonce,andthenstoppedshort;onlyJaneaddedafterapause,’youarethemostbeautifulpersonwe’veeverseen。’
  ’Youareasensiblechild,’saidthePhoenix,’andIwillNOT
  vanishoranythingsudden。AndIwilltellyoumytale。Ihadresided,asyourbooksays,formanythousandyearsinthewilderness,whichisalarge,quietplacewithverylittlereallygoodsociety,andIwasbecomingwearyofthemonotonyofmyexistence。ButIacquiredthehabitoflayingmyeggandburningmyselfeveryfivehundredyears——andyouknowhowdifficultitistobreakyourselfofahabit。’
  ’Yes,’saidCyril;’Janeusedtobitehernails。’
  ’ButIbrokemyselfofit,’urgedJane,ratherhurt,’YouknowI
  did。’
  ’Nottilltheyputbitteraloesonthem,’saidCyril。
  ’Idoubt,’saidthebird,gravely,’whetherevenbitteraloes(thealoe,bytheway,hasabadhabitofitsown,whichitmightwellcurebeforeseekingtocureothers;Ialludetoitsindolentpracticeoffloweringbutonceacentury),IdoubtwhetherevenbitteraloescouldhavecuredME。ButIWAScured。Iawokeonemorningfromafeverishdream——itwasgettingnearthetimeformetolaythattiresomefireandlaythattediousegguponit——andI
  sawtwopeople,amanandawoman。Theyweresittingonacarpet——andwhenIaccostedthemcivillytheynarratedtometheirlife-story,which,asyouhavenotyetheardit,Iwillnowproceedtorelate。Theywereaprinceandprincess,andthestoryoftheirparentswasonewhichIamsureyouwillliketohear。Inearlyyouththemotheroftheprincesshappenedtohearthestoryofacertainenchanter,andinthatstoryIamsureyouwillbeinterested。Theenchanter——’
  ’Oh,pleasedon’t,’saidAnthea。’Ican’tunderstandallthesebeginningsofstories,andyouseemtobegettingdeeperanddeeperinthemeveryminute。DotellusyourOWNstory。That’swhatwereallywanttohear。’
  ’Well,’saidthePhoenix,seemingonthewholeratherflattered,’tocutaboutseventylongstoriesshort(though_I_hadtolistentothemall——buttobesureinthewildernessthereisplentyoftime),thisprinceandprincessweresofondofeachotherthattheydidnotwantanyoneelse,andtheenchanter——don’tbealarmed,Iwon’tgointohishistory——hadgiventhemamagiccarpet(you’veheardofamagiccarpet?),andtheyhadjustsatonitandtoldittotakethemrightawayfromeveryone——andithadbroughtthemtothewilderness。Andastheymeanttostaytheretheyhadnofurtheruseforthecarpet,sotheygaveittome。Thatwasindeedthechanceofalifetime!’
  ’Idon’tseewhatyouwantedwithacarpet,’saidJane,’whenyou’vegotthoselovelywings。’
  ’TheyAREnicewings,aren’tthey?’saidthePhoenix,simperingandspreadingthemout。’Well,Igottheprincetolayoutthecarpet,andIlaidmyeggonit;thenIsaidtothecarpet,"Now,myexcellentcarpet,proveyourworth。Takethateggsomewherewhereitcan’tbehatchedfortwothousandyears,andwhere,whenthattime’sup,someonewilllightafireofsweetwoodandaromaticgums,andputtheeggintohatch;"andyouseeit’sallcomeoutexactlyasIsaid。Thewordswerenosooneroutofmybeakthaneggandcarpetdisappeared。Theroyalloversassistedtoarrangemypile,andsoothedmylastmoments。IburntmyselfupandknewnomoretillIawokeonyonderaltar。’
  Itpointeditsclawatthegrate。
  ’Butthecarpet,’saidRobert,’themagiccarpetthattakesyouanywhereyouwish。Whatbecameofthat?’
  ’Oh,THAT?’saidthePhoenix,carelessly——’Ishouldsaythatthatisthecarpet。Irememberthepatternperfectly。’
  Itpointedasitspoketothefloor,wherelaythecarpetwhichmotherhadboughtintheKentishTownRoadfortwenty-twoshillingsandninepence。
  Atthatinstantfather’slatch-keywasheardinthedoor。
  ’OH,’whisperedCyril,’nowweshallcatchitfornotbeinginbed!’
  ’Wishyourselfthere,’saidthePhoenix,inahurriedwhisper,’andthenwishthecarpetbackinitsplace。’
  Nosoonersaidthandone。Itmadeonealittlegiddy,certainly,andalittlebreathless;butwhenthingsseemedrightwayupagain,therethechildrenwere,inbed,andthelightswereout。
  TheyheardthesoftvoiceofthePhoenixthroughthedarkness。
  ’Ishallsleeponthecorniceaboveyourcurtains,’itsaid。
  ’Pleasedon’tmentionmetoyourkinsfolk。’
  ’Notmuchgood,’saidRobert,’they’dneverbelieveus。Isay,’hecalledthroughthehalf-opendoortothegirls;’talkaboutadventuresandthingshappening。WeoughttobeabletogetsomefunoutofamagiccarpetANDaPhoenix。’
  ’Rather,’saidthegirls,inbed。
  ’Children,’saidfather,onthestairs,’gotosleepatonce。Whatdoyoumeanbytalkingatthistimeofnight?’
  Noanswerwasexpectedtothisquestion,butunderthebedclothesCyrilmurmuredone。
  ’Mean?’hesaid。’Don’tknowwhatwemean。Idon’tknowwhatanythingmeans。’
  ’Butwe’vegotamagiccarpetANDaPhoenix,’saidRobert。
  ’You’llgetsomethingelseiffathercomesinandcatchesyou,’
  saidCyril。’Shutup,Itellyou。’
  Robertshutup。ButheknewaswellasyoudothattheadventuresofthatcarpetandthatPhoenixwereonlyjustbeginning。
  Fatherandmotherhadnottheleastideaofwhathadhappenedintheirabsence。Thisisoftenthecase,evenwhentherearenomagiccarpetsorPhoenixesinthehouse。
  Thenextmorning——butIamsureyouwouldratherwaittillthenextchapterbeforeyouhearaboutTHAT。
  CHAPTER2
  THETOPLESSTOWER
  ThechildrenhadseenthePhoenix-egghatchedintheflamesintheirownnurserygrate,andhadheardfromithowthecarpetontheirownnurseryfloorwasreallythewishingcarpet,whichwouldtakethemanywheretheychose。Thecarpethadtransportedthemtobedjustattherightmoment,andthePhoenixhadgonetoroostonthecornicesupportingthewindow-curtainsoftheboys’room。
  ’Excuseme,’saidagentlevoice,andacourteousbeakopened,verykindlyanddelicately,therighteyeofCyril。’Iheartheslavesbelowpreparingfood。Awaken!Awordofexplanationandarrangement……Idowishyouwouldn’t——’
  ThePhoenixstoppedspeakingandflutteredawaycrosslytothecornice-pole;forCyrilhadhitout,asboysdowhentheyareawakenedsuddenly,andthePhoenixwasnotusedtoboys,andhisfeelings,ifnothiswings,werehurt。
  ’Sorry,’saidCyril,comingawakeallinaminute。’Docomeback!
  Whatwasityouweresaying?Somethingaboutbaconandrations?’
  ThePhoenixflutteredbacktothebrassrailatthefootofthebed。
  ’Isay——youAREreal,’saidCyril。’Howripping!Andthecarpet?’
  ’Thecarpetisasrealasiteverwas,’saidthePhoenix,rathercontemptuously;’but,ofcourse,acarpet’sonlyacarpet,whereasaPhoenixissuperlativelyaPhoenix。’
  ’Yes,indeed,’saidCyril,’Iseeitis。Oh,whatluck!Wakeup,Bobs!There’sjollywellsomethingtowakeupfortoday。Andit’sSaturday,too。’
  ’I’vebeenreflecting,’saidthePhoenix,’duringthesilentwatchesofthenight,andIcouldnotavoidtheconclusionthatyouwerequiteinsufficientlyastonishedatmyappearanceyesterday。
  TheancientswerealwaysVERYsurprised。Didyou,bychance,EXPECTmyeggtohatch?’
  ’Notus,’Cyrilsaid。
  ’Andifwehad,’saidAnthea,whohadcomeininhernightiewhensheheardthesilveryvoiceofthePhoenix,’wecouldnever,neverhaveexpectedittohatchanythingsosplendidasyou。’
  Thebirdsmiled。Perhapsyou’veneverseenabirdsmile?
  ’Yousee,’saidAnthea,wrappingherselfintheboys’counterpane,forthemorningwaschill,’we’vehadthingshappentousbefore;’
  andshetoldthestoryofthePsammead,orsand-fairy。
  ’Ahyes,’saidthePhoenix;’Psammeadswererare,eveninmytime。
  IrememberIusedtobecalledthePsammeadoftheDesert。Iwasalwayshavingcomplimentspaidme;Ican’tthinkwhy。’
  ’CanYOUgivewishes,then?’askedJane,whohadnowcomeintoo。
  ’Oh,dearme,no,’saidthePhoenix,contemptuously,’atleast——butIhearfootstepsapproaching。Ihastentoconcealmyself。’Anditdid。
  IthinkIsaidthatthisdaywasSaturday。Itwasalsocook’sbirthday,andmotherhadallowedherandElizatogototheCrystalPalacewithapartyoffriends,soJaneandAntheaofcoursehadtohelptomakebedsandtowashupthebreakfastcups,andlittlethingslikethat。RobertandCyrilintendedtospendthemorninginconversationwiththePhoenix,butthebirdhaditsownideasaboutthis。
  ’Imusthaveanhourortwo’squiet,’itsaid,’Ireallymust。MynerveswillgivewayunlessIcangetalittlerest。Youmustrememberit’stwothousandyearssinceIhadanyconversation——I’moutofpractice,andImusttakecareofmyself。I’veoftenbeentoldthatmineisavaluablelife。’Soitnestleddowninsideanoldhatboxoffather’s,whichhadbeenbroughtdownfromthebox-roomsomedaysbefore,whenahelmetwassuddenlyneededforagameoftournaments,withitsgoldenheadunderitsgoldenwing,andwenttosleep。SothenRobertandCyrilmovedthetablebackandweregoingtositonthecarpetandwishthemselvessomewhereelse。Butbeforetheycoulddecideontheplace,Cyrilsaid——
  ’Idon’tknow。Perhapsit’srathersneakishtobeginwithoutthegirls。’
  ’They’llbeallthemorning,’saidRobert,impatiently。Andthenathinginsidehim,whichtiresomebookssometimescallthe’inwardmonitor’,said,’Whydon’tyouhelpthem,then?’
  Cyril’s’inwardmonitor’happenedtosaythesamethingatthesamemoment,sotheboyswentandhelpedtowashupthetea-cups,andtodustthedrawing-room。Robertwassointerestedthatheproposedtocleanthefrontdoorsteps——athinghehadneverbeenallowedtodo。Norwasheallowedtodoitonthisoccasion。Onereasonwasthatithadalreadybeendonebycook。
  Whenallthehouseworkwasfinished,thegirlsdressedthehappy,wrigglingbabyinhisbluehighwaymancoatandthree-corneredhat,andkepthimamusedwhilemotherchangedherdressandgotreadytotakehimovertogranny’s。Motheralwayswenttogranny’severySaturday,andgenerallysomeofthechildrenwentwithher;buttodaytheyweretokeephouse。AndtheirheartswerefullofjoyousanddelightfulfeelingseverytimetheyrememberedthatthehousetheywouldhavetokeephadaPhoenixinit,ANDawishingcarpet。
  YoucanalwayskeeptheLambgoodandhappyforquitealongtimeifyouplaytheNoah’sArkgamewithhim。Itisquitesimple。Hejustsitsonyourlapandtellsyouwhatanimalheis,andthenyousaythelittlepoetrypieceaboutwhateveranimalhechoosestobe。
  Ofcourse,someoftheanimals,likethezebraandthetiger,haven’tgotanypoetry,becausetheyaresodifficulttorhymeto。
  TheLambknowsquitewellwhicharethepoetryanimals。
  ’I’mababybear!’saidtheLamb,snuggingdown;andAntheabegan:
  ’Ilovemylittlebabybear,Ilovehisnoseandtoesandhair;
  Iliketoholdhiminmyarm,AndkeephimVERYsafeandwarm。’
  Andwhenshesaid’very’,ofcoursetherewasarealbear’shug。
  Thencametheeel,andtheLambwastickledtillhewriggledexactlylikearealone:
  ’Ilovemylittlebabyeel,Heissosquidgletytofeel;
  He’llbeaneelwhenheisbig——
  Butnowhe’sjust——a——tinySNIG!’
  Perhapsyoudidn’tknowthatasnigwasababyeel?Itis,though,andtheLambknewit。
  ’Hedgehognow-!’hesaid;andAntheawenton:
  ’Mybabyhedgehog,howIlikeye,Thoughyourback’ssoprickly-spiky;
  Yourfrontisverysoft,I’vefound,SoImustloveyoufrontwaysround!’
  Andthenshelovedhimfrontwaysround,whilehesquealedwithpleasure。
  Itisaverybabygame,and,ofcourse,therhymesareonlymeantforvery,verysmallpeople——notforpeoplewhoareoldenoughtoreadbooks,soIwon’ttellyouanymoreofthem。
  BythetimetheLambhadbeenababylionandababyweazel,andababyrabbitandababyrat,motherwasready;andsheandtheLamb,havingbeenkissedbyeverybodyandhuggedasthoroughlyasitispossibletobewhenyou’redressedforout-of-doors,wereseentothetrambytheboys。Whentheboyscameback,everyonelookedateveryoneelseandsaid——
  ’Now!’
  Theylockedthefrontdoorandtheylockedthebackdoor,andtheyfastenedallthewindows。Theymovedthetableandchairsoffthecarpet,andAntheasweptit。
  ’WemustshowitaLITTLEattention,’shesaidkindly。’We’llgiveittea-leavesnexttime。Carpetsliketea-leaves。’
  Theneveryoneputonitsout-doorthings,becauseasCyrilsaid,theydidn’tknowwheretheymightbegoing,anditmakespeoplestareifyougooutofdoorsinNovemberinpinaforesandwithouthats。
  ThenRobertgentlyawokethePhoenix,whoyawnedandstretcheditself,andallowedRoberttoliftitontothemiddleofthecarpet,whereitinstantlywenttosleepagainwithitscrestedheadtuckedunderitsgoldenwingasbefore。Theneveryonesatdownonthecarpet。
  ’Whereshallwego?’wasofcoursethequestion,anditwaswarmlydiscussed。AntheawantedtogotoJapan。RobertandCyrilvotedforAmerica,andJanewishedtogototheseaside。
  ’Becausetherearedonkeysthere,’saidshe。
  ’NotinNovember,silly,’saidCyril;andthediscussiongotwarmerandwarmer,andstillnothingwassettled。
  ’IvoteweletthePhoenixdecide,’saidRobert,atlast。Sotheystrokedittillitwoke。’Wewanttogosomewhereabroad,’theysaid,’andwecan’tmakeupourmindswhere。’
  ’LetthecarpetmakeupITSmind,ifithasone,’saidthePhoenix。
  ’Justsayyouwishtogoabroad。’
  Sotheydid;andthenextmomenttheworldseemedtospinupsidedown,andwhenitwasrightwayupagainandtheywereungiddyenoughtolookaboutthem,theywereoutofdoors。
  Outofdoors——thisisafeeblewaytoexpresswheretheywere。
  Theywereoutof——outoftheearth,oroffit。Infact,theywerefloatingsteadily,safely,splendidly,inthecrispclearair,withthepalebrightblueoftheskyabovethem,andfardownbelowthepalebrightsun-diamondedwavesofthesea。Thecarpethadstiffeneditselfsomehow,sothatitwassquareandfirmlikearaft,anditsteereditselfsobeautifullyandkeptonitswaysoflatandfearlessthatnoonewasatallafraidoftumblingoff。
  Infrontofthemlayland。
  ’ThecoastofFrance,’saidthePhoenix,wakingupandpointingwithitswing。’Wheredoyouwishtogo?Ishouldalwayskeeponewish,ofcourse——foremergencies——otherwiseyoumaygetintoanemergencyfromwhichyoucan’temergeatall。’
  Butthechildrenwerefartoodeeplyinterestedtolisten。
  ’Itellyouwhat,’saidCyril:’let’sletthethinggoonandon,andwhenweseeaplacewereallywanttostopat——why,we’lljuststop。Isn’tthisripping?’
  ’It’sliketrains,’saidAnthea,astheysweptoverthelow-lyingcoast-lineandheldasteadycourseaboveorderlyfieldsandstraightroadsborderedwithpoplartrees——’likeexpresstrains,onlyintrainsyounevercanseeanythingbecauseofgrown-upswantingthewindowsshut;andthentheybreatheonthem,andit’slikegroundglass,andnobodycanseeanything,andthentheygotosleep。’
  ’It’sliketobogganing,’saidRobert,’sofastandsmooth,onlythere’snodoor-mattostopshorton——itgoesonandon。’
  ’YoudarlingPhoenix,’saidJane,’it’sallyourdoing。Oh,lookatthatduckylittlechurchandthewomenwithflappycappythingsontheirheads。’
  ’Don’tmentionit,’saidthePhoenix,withsleepypoliteness。
  ’OH!’saidCyril,summingupalltherapturethatwasineveryheart。’Lookatitall——lookatit——andthinkoftheKentishTownRoad!’
  Everyonelookedandeveryonethought。Andtheglorious,gliding,smooth,steadyrushwenton,andtheylookeddownonstrangeandbeautifulthings,andheldtheirbreathandletitgoindeepsighs,andsaid’Oh!’and’Ah!’tillitwaslongpastdinner-time。
  ItwasJanewhosuddenlysaid,’Iwishwe’dbroughtthatjamtartandcoldmuttonwithus。Itwouldhavebeenjollytohaveapicnicintheair。’
  Thejamtartandcoldmuttonwere,however,faraway,sittingquietlyinthelarderofthehouseinCamdenTownwhichthechildrenweresupposedtobekeeping。Amousewasatthatmomenttastingtheoutsideoftheraspberryjampartofthetart(shehadnibbledasortofgulf,orbay,throughthepastryedge)toseewhetheritwasthesortofdinnershecouldaskherlittlemouse-husbandtositdownto。Shehadhadaverygooddinnerherself。Itisanillwindthatblowsnobodyanygood。
  ’We’llstopassoonasweseeaniceplace,’saidAnthea。’I’vegotthreepence,andyouboyshavethefourpenceeachthatyourtramsdidn’tcosttheotherday,sowecanbuythingstoeat。I
  expectthePhoenixcanspeakFrench。’
  Thecarpetwassailingalongoverrocksandriversandtreesandtownsandfarmsandfields。Itremindedeverybodyofacertaintimewhenallofthemhadhadwings,andhadflownuptothetopofachurchtower,andhadhadafeastthereofchickenandtongueandnewbreadandsoda-water。Andthisagainremindedthemhowhungrytheywere。Andjustastheywereallbeingremindedofthisverystronglyindeed,theysawaheadofthemsomeruinedwallsonahill,andstrongandupright,andreally,tolookat,asgoodasnew——agreatsquaretower。
  ’Thetopofthat’sjusttheexactlysamesizeasthecarpet,’saidJane。’_I_thinkitwouldbegoodtogotothetopofthat,becausethennoneoftheAbby-what’s-its-names——Imeannatives——wouldbeabletotakethecarpetawayeveniftheywantedto。Andsomeofuscouldgooutandgetthingstoeat——buythemhonestly,Imean,nottakethemoutoflarderwindows。’
  ’Ithinkitwouldbebetterifwewent——’Antheawasbeginning;butJanesuddenlyclenchedherhands。
  ’Idon’tseewhyIshouldneverdoanythingIwant,justbecauseI’mtheyoungest。Iwishthecarpetwouldfititselfinatthetopofthattower——sothere!’
  Thecarpetmadeadisconcertingbound,andnextmomentitwashoveringabovethesquaretopofthetower。Thenslowlyandcarefullyitbegantosinkunderthem。ItwaslikealiftgoingdownwithyouattheArmyandNavyStores。
  ’Idon’tthinkweoughttowishthingswithoutallagreeingtothemfirst,’saidRobert,huffishly。’Hullo!Whatonearth?’
  Forunexpectedlyandgreylysomethingwascomingupallroundthefoursidesofthecarpet。Itwasasifawallwerebeingbuiltbymagicquickness。Itwasafoothigh——itwastwofeethigh——three,four,five。Itwasshuttingoutthelight——moreandmore。
  Anthealookedupattheskyandthewallsthatnowrosesixfeetabovethem。
  ’We’redroppingintothetower,’shescreamed。’THEREWASN’TANYTOP
  TOIT。Sothecarpet’sgoingtofititselfinatthebottom。’
  Robertsprangtohisfeet。
  ’Weoughttohave——Hullo!anowl’snest。’Heputhiskneeonajuttingsmoothpieceofgreystone,andreachedhishandintoadeepwindowslit——broadtotheinsideofthetower,andnarrowinglikeafunneltotheoutside。
  ’Looksharp!’criedeveryone,butRobertdidnotlooksharpenough。Bythetimehehaddrawnhishandoutoftheowl’snest——therewerenoeggsthere——thecarpethadsunkeightfeetbelowhim。
  ’Jump,yousillycuckoo!’criedCyril,withbrotherlyanxiety。
  ButRobertcouldn’tturnroundallinaminuteintoajumpingposition。Hewriggledandtwistedandgotontothebroadledge,andbythetimehewasreadytojumpthewallsofthetowerhadrisenupthirtyfeetabovetheothers,whowerestillsinkingwiththecarpet,andRobertfoundhimselfintheembrasureofawindow;
  alone,foreventheowlswerenotathomethatday。Thewallwassmoothish;therewasnoclimbingup,andasforclimbingdown——Roberthidhisfaceinhishands,andsquirmedbackandbackfromthegiddyverge,untilthebackpartofhimwaswedgedquitetightinthenarrowestpartofthewindowslit。
  Hewassafenow,ofcourse,buttheoutsidepartofhiswindowwaslikeaframetoapictureofpartoftheothersideofthetower。
  Itwasverypretty,withmossgrowingbetweenthestonesandlittleshinygems;butbetweenhimandittherewasthewidthofthetower,andnothinginitbutemptyair。Thesituationwasterrible。RobertsawinaflashthatthecarpetwaslikelytobringthemintojustthesamesortoftightplacesthattheyusedtogetintowiththewishesthePsammeadgrantedthem。
  Andtheothers——imaginetheirfeelingsasthecarpetsankslowlyandsteadilytotheverybottomofthetower,leavingRobertclingingtothewall。Robertdidnoteventrytoimaginetheirfeelings——hehadquiteenoughtodowithhisown;butyoucan。
  Assoonasthecarpetcametoastoponthegroundatthebottomoftheinsideofthetoweritsuddenlylostthatraft-likestiffnesswhichhadbeensuchacomfortduringthejourneyfromCamdenTowntothetoplesstower,andspreaditselflimplyovertheloosestonesandlittleearthymoundsatthebottomofthetower,justexactlylikeanyordinarycarpet。Alsoitshranksuddenly,sothatitseemedtodrawawayfromundertheirfeet,andtheysteppedquicklyofftheedgesandstoodonthefirmground,whilethecarpetdrewitselfintillitwasitspropersize,andnolongerfittedexactlyintotheinsideofthetower,butleftquiteabigspaceallroundit。
  Thenacrossthecarpettheylookedateachother,andtheneverychinwastiltedupandeveryeyesoughtvainlytoseewherepoorRoberthadgotto。Ofcourse,theycouldn’tseehim。
  ’Iwishwehadn’tcome,’saidJane。
  ’Youalwaysdo,’saidCyril,briefly。’Lookhere,wecan’tleaveRobertupthere。Iwishthecarpetwouldfetchhimdown。’
  Thecarpetseemedtoawakefromadreamandpullitselftogether。
  Itstiffeneditselfbrisklyandfloatedupbetweenthefourwallsofthetower。Thechildrenbelowcranedtheirheadsback,andnearlybroketheirnecksindoingit。Thecarpetroseandrose。
  Ithungpoiseddarklyabovethemforananxiousmomentortwo;thenitdroppeddownagain,threwitselfontheunevenfloorofthetower,andasitdidsoittumbledRobertoutontheunevenfloorofthetower。