Inthesecondyearthepianowassilentinthelodge,andtheprisoneraskedonlyfortheclassics。Inthefifthyearmusicwasaudibleagain,andtheprisoneraskedforwine。Thosewhowatchedhimthroughthewindowsaidthatallthatyearhespentdoingnothingbuteatinganddrinkingandlyingonhisbed,frequentlyyawningandangrilytalkingtohimself。Hedidnotreadbooks。
  Sometimesatnighthewouldsitdowntowrite;hewouldspendhourswriting,andinthemorningtearupallthathehadwritten。Morethanoncehecouldbeheardcrying。
  Inthesecondhalfofthesixthyeartheprisonerbeganzealouslystudyinglanguages,philosophy,andhistory。Hethrewhimselfeagerlyintothesestudies——somuchsothatthebankerhadenoughtodotogethimthebooksheordered。Inthecourseoffouryearssomesixhundredvolumeswereprocuredathisrequest。Itwasduringthisperiodthatthebankerreceivedthefollowingletterfromhisprisoner:
  "MydearJailer,Iwriteyoutheselinesinsixlanguages。Showthemtopeoplewhoknowthelanguages。Letthemreadthem。IftheyfindnotonemistakeIimploreyoutofireashotinthegarden。Thatshotwillshowmethatmyeffortshavenotbeenthrownaway。Thegeniusesofallagesandofalllandsspeakdifferentlanguages,butthesameflameburnsinthemall。Oh,ifyouonlyknewwhatunearthlyhappinessmysoulfeelsnowfrombeingabletounderstandthem!"Theprisoner’sdesirewasfulfilled。Thebankerorderedtwoshotstobefiredinthegarden。
  Thenafterthetenthyear,theprisonersatimmovablyatthetableandreadnothingbuttheGospel。Itseemedstrangetothebankerthatamanwhoinfouryearshadmasteredsixhundredlearnedvolumesshouldwastenearlyayearoveronethinbookeasyofcomprehension。TheologyandhistoriesofreligionfollowedtheGospels。
  Inthelasttwoyearsofhisconfinementtheprisonerreadanimmensequantityofbooksquiteindiscriminately。Atonetimehewasbusywiththenaturalsciences,thenhewouldaskforByronorShakespeare。Therewerenotesinwhichhedemandedatthesametimebooksonchemistry,andamanualofmedicine,andanovel,andsometreatiseonphilosophyortheology。Hisreadingsuggestedamanswimmingintheseaamongthewreckageofhisship,andtryingtosavehislifebygreedilyclutchingfirstatonesparandthenatanother。
  II
  Theoldbankerrememberedallthis,andthought:
  "To-morrowattwelveo’clockhewillregainhisfreedom。ByouragreementIoughttopayhimtwomillions。IfIdopayhim,itisalloverwithme:Ishallbeutterlyruined。"
  Fifteenyearsbefore,hismillionshadbeenbeyondhisreckoning;
  nowhewasafraidtoaskhimselfwhichweregreater,hisdebtsorhisassets。DesperategamblingontheStockExchange,wildspeculationandtheexcitabilitywhichhecouldnotgetovereveninadvancingyears,hadbydegreesledtothedeclineofhisfortuneandtheproud,fearless,self-confidentmillionairehadbecomeabankerofmiddlingrank,tremblingateveryriseandfallinhisinvestments。"Cursedbet!"mutteredtheoldman,clutchinghisheadindespair"Whydidn’tthemandie?Heisonlyfortynow。Hewilltakemylastpennyfromme,hewillmarry,willenjoylife,willgambleontheExchange;whileIshalllookathimwithenvylikeabeggar,andhearfromhimeverydaythesamesentence:’Iamindebtedtoyouforthehappinessofmylife,letmehelpyou!’No,itistoomuch!Theonemeansofbeingsavedfrombankruptcyanddisgraceisthedeathofthatman!"
  Itstruckthreeo’clock,thebankerlistened;everyonewasasleepinthehouseandnothingcouldbeheardoutsidebuttherustlingofthechilledtrees。Tryingtomakenonoise,hetookfromafireproofsafethekeyofthedoorwhichhadnotbeenopenedforfifteenyears,putonhisovercoat,andwentoutofthehouse。
  Itwasdarkandcoldinthegarden。Rainwasfalling。Adampcuttingwindwasracingaboutthegarden,howlingandgivingthetreesnorest。Thebankerstrainedhiseyes,butcouldseeneithertheearthnorthewhitestatues,northelodge,northetrees。Goingtothespotwherethelodgestood,hetwicecalledthewatchman。Noanswerfollowed。Evidentlythewatchmanhadsoughtshelterfromtheweather,andwasnowasleepsomewhereeitherinthekitchenorinthegreenhouse。
  "IfIhadtheplucktocarryoutmyintention,"thoughttheoldman,"Suspicionwouldfallfirstuponthewatchman。"
  Hefeltinthedarknessforthestepsandthedoor,andwentintotheentryofthelodge。Thenhegropedhiswayintoalittlepassageandlightedamatch。Therewasnotasoulthere。Therewasabedsteadwithnobeddingonit,andinthecornertherewasadarkcast-ironstove。Thesealsonthedoorleadingtotheprisoner’sroomswereintact。
  Whenthematchwentouttheoldman,tremblingwithemotion,peepedthroughthelittlewindow。Acandlewasburningdimlyintheprisoner’sroom。Hewassittingatthetable。Nothingcouldbeseenbuthisback,thehaironhishead,andhishands。Openbookswerelyingonthetable,onthetwoeasy-chairs,andonthecarpetnearthetable。
  Fiveminutespassedandtheprisonerdidnotoncestir。Fifteenyears’imprisonmenthadtaughthimtositstill。Thebankertappedatthewindowwithhisfinger,andtheprisonermadenomovementwhateverinresponse。Thenthebankercautiouslybrokethesealsoffthedoorandputthekeyinthekeyhole。Therustylockgaveagratingsoundandthedoorcreaked。Thebankerexpectedtohearatoncefootstepsandacryofastonishment,butthreeminutespassedanditwasasquietaseverintheroom。Hemadeuphismindtogoin。
  Atthetableamanunlikeordinarypeoplewassittingmotionless。
  Hewasaskeletonwiththeskindrawntightoverhisbones,withlongcurlslikeawoman’sandashaggybeard。Hisfacewasyellowwithanearthytintinit,hischeekswerehollow,hisbacklongandnarrow,andthehandonwhichhisshaggyheadwasproppedwassothinanddelicatethatitwasdreadfultolookatit。Hishairwasalreadystreakedwithsilver,andseeinghisemaciated,aged-lookingface,noonewouldhavebelievedthathewasonlyforty。Hewasasleep……Infrontofhisbowedheadtherelayonthetableasheetofpaperonwhichtherewassomethingwritteninfinehandwriting。
  "Poorcreature!"thoughtthebanker,"heisasleepandmostlikelydreamingofthemillions。AndIhaveonlytotakethishalf-deadman,throwhimonthebed,stiflehimalittlewiththepillow,andthemostconscientiousexpertwouldfindnosignofaviolentdeath。Butletusfirstreadwhathehaswrittenhere……"
  Thebankertookthepagefromthetableandreadasfollows:
  "To-morrowattwelveo’clockIregainmyfreedomandtherighttoassociatewithothermen,butbeforeIleavethisroomandseethesunshine,Ithinkitnecessarytosayafewwordstoyou。
  WithaclearconscienceItellyou,asbeforeGod,whobeholdsme,thatIdespisefreedomandlifeandhealth,andallthatinyourbooksiscalledthegoodthingsoftheworld。
  "ForfifteenyearsIhavebeenintentlystudyingearthlylife。ItistrueIhavenotseentheearthnormen,butinyourbooksI
  havedrunkfragrantwine,Ihavesungsongs,Ihavehuntedstagsandwildboarsintheforests,havelovedwomen……
  Beautiesasetherealasclouds,createdbythemagicofyourpoetsandgeniuses,havevisitedmeatnight,andhavewhisperedinmyearswonderfultalesthathavesetmybraininawhirl。InyourbooksIhaveclimbedtothepeaksofElburzandMontBlanc,andfromthereIhaveseenthesunriseandhavewatcheditateveningfloodthesky,theocean,andthemountain-topswithgoldandcrimson。Ihavewatchedfromtherethelightningflashingovermyheadandcleavingthestorm-clouds。Ihaveseengreenforests,fields,rivers,lakes,towns。Ihaveheardthesingingofthesirens,andthestrainsoftheshepherds’
  pipes;IhavetouchedthewingsofcomelydevilswhoflewdowntoconversewithmeofGod……InyourbooksIhaveflungmyselfintothebottomlesspit,performedmiracles,slain,burnedtowns,preachednewreligions,conqueredwholekingdoms……
  "Yourbookshavegivenmewisdom。Allthattheunrestingthoughtofmanhascreatedintheagesiscompressedintoasmallcompassinmybrain。IknowthatIamwiserthanallofyou。
  "AndIdespiseyourbooks,Idespisewisdomandtheblessingsofthisworld。Itisallworthless,fleeting,illusory,anddeceptive,likeamirage。Youmaybeproud,wise,andfine,butdeathwillwipeyouoffthefaceoftheearthasthoughyouwerenomorethanmiceburrowingunderthefloor,andyourposterity,yourhistory,yourimmortalgeniuseswillburnorfreezetogetherwiththeearthlyglobe。
  "Youhavelostyourreasonandtakenthewrongpath。Youhavetakenliesfortruth,andhideousnessforbeauty。Youwouldmarvelif,owingtostrangeeventsofsomesorts,frogsandlizardssuddenlygrewonappleandorangetreesinsteadoffruit,orifrosesbegantosmelllikeasweatinghorse;soImarvelatyouwhoexchangeheavenforearth。Idon’twanttounderstandyou。
  "ToprovetoyouinactionhowIdespiseallthatyouliveby,I
  renouncethetwomillionsofwhichIoncedreamedasofparadiseandwhichnowIdespise。TodeprivemyselfoftherighttothemoneyIshallgooutfromherefivehoursbeforethetimefixed,andsobreakthecompact……"
  Whenthebankerhadreadthishelaidthepageonthetable,kissedthestrangemanonthehead,andwentoutofthelodge,weeping。Atnoothertime,evenwhenhehadlostheavilyontheStockExchange,hadhefeltsogreatacontemptforhimself。
  Whenhegothomehelayonhisbed,buthistearsandemotionkepthimforhoursfromsleeping。
  Nextmorningthewatchmenraninwithpalefaces,andtoldhimtheyhadseenthemanwholivedinthelodgeclimboutofthewindowintothegarden,gotothegate,anddisappear。Thebankerwentatoncewiththeservantstothelodgeandmadesureoftheflightofhisprisoner。Toavoidarousingunnecessarytalk,hetookfromthetablethewritinginwhichthemillionswererenounced,andwhenhegothomelockeditupinthefireproofsafe。
  THEHEAD-GARDENER’SSTORY
  ASALEofflowerswastakingplaceinCountN。’sgreenhouses。Thepurchaserswerefewinnumber——alandownerwhowasaneighborofmine,ayoungtimber-merchant,andmyself。Whiletheworkmenwerecarryingoutourmagnificentpurchasesandpackingthemintothecarts,wesatattheentryofthegreenhouseandchattedaboutonethingandanother。ItisextremelypleasanttositinagardenonastillAprilmorning,listeningtothebirds,andwatchingtheflowersbroughtoutintotheopenairandbaskinginthesunshine。
  Thehead-gardener,MihailKarlovitch,avenerableoldmanwithafullshavenface,wearingafurwaistcoatandnocoat,superintendedthepackingoftheplantshimself,butatthesametimehelistenedtoourconversationinthehopeofhearingsomethingnew。Hewasanintelligent,verygood-heartedman,respectedbyeveryone。HewasforsomereasonlookeduponbyeveryoneasaGerman,thoughhewasinrealityonhisfather’ssideSwedish,onhismother’ssideRussian,andattendedtheOrthodoxchurch。HeknewRussian,Swedish,andGerman。Hehadreadagooddealinthoselanguages,andnothingonecoulddogavehimgreaterpleasurethanlendinghimsomenewbookortalkingtohim,forinstance,aboutIbsen。
  Hehadhisweaknesses,buttheywereinnocentones:hecalledhimselftheheadgardener,thoughtherewerenounder-gardeners;
  theexpressionofhisfacewasunusuallydignifiedandhaughty;
  hecouldnotenduretobecontradicted,andlikedtobelistenedtowithrespectandattention。
  "ThatyoungfellowthereIcanrecommendtoyouasanawfulrascal,"saidmyneighbor,pointingtoalaborerwithaswarthy,gipsyface,whodrovebywiththewater-barrel。"Lastweekhewastriedinthetownforburglaryandwasacquitted;theypronouncedhimmentallyderanged,andyetlookathim,heisthepictureofhealth。ScoundrelsareveryoftenacquittednowadaysinRussiaongroundsofabnormalityandaberration,yettheseacquittals,theseunmistakableproofsofanindulgentattitudetocrime,leadtonogood。Theydemoralizethemasses,thesenseofjusticeisbluntedinallastheybecomeaccustomedtoseeingviceunpunished,andyouknowinourageonemayboldlysayinthewordsofShakespearethatinourevilandcorruptagevirtuemustaskforgivenessofvice。"
  "That’sverytrue,"themerchantassented。"Owingtothesefrequentacquittals,murderandarsonhavebecomemuchmorecommon。Askthepeasants。"
  MihailKarlovitchturnedtowardsusandsaid:
  "AsfarasIamconcerned,gentlemen,Iamalwaysdelightedtomeetwiththeseverdictsofnotguilty。Iamnotafraidformoralityandjusticewhentheysay’Notguilty,’butonthecontraryIfeelpleased。Evenwhenmyconsciencetellsmethejuryhavemadeamistakeinacquittingthecriminal,eventhenI
  amtriumphant。Judgeforyourselves,gentlemen;ifthejudgesandthejuryhavemorefaithin_man_thaninevidence,materialproofs,andspeechesfortheprosecution,isnotthatfaith_inman_initselfhigherthananyordinaryconsiderations?SuchfaithisonlyattainablebythosefewwhounderstandandfeelChrist。"
  "Afinethought,"Isaid。
  "Butit’snotanewone。IrememberaverylongtimeagoIheardalegendonthatsubject。Averycharminglegend,"saidthegardener,andhesmiled。"Iwastolditbymygrandmother,myfather’smother,anexcellentoldlady。ShetoldmeitinSwedish,anditdoesnotsoundsofine,soclassical,inRussian。"
  ButwebeggedhimtotellitandnottobeputoffbythecoarsenessoftheRussianlanguage。Muchgratified,hedeliberatelylightedhispipe,lookedangrilyatthelaborers,andbegan:
  "Theresettledinacertainlittletownasolitary,plain,elderlygentlemancalledThomsonorWilson——butthatdoesnotmatter;thesurnameisnotthepoint。Hefollowedanhonorableprofession:hewasadoctor。Hewasalwaysmoroseandunsociable,andonlyspokewhenrequiredbyhisprofession。Henevervisitedanyone,neverextendedhisacquaintancebeyondasilentbow,andlivedashumblyasahermit。Thefactwas,hewasalearnedman,andinthosedayslearnedmenwerenotlikeotherpeople。Theyspenttheirdaysandnightsincontemplation,inreadingandinhealingdisease,lookeduponeverythingelseastrivial,andhadnotimetowasteaword。Theinhabitantsofthetownunderstoodthis,andtriednottoworryhimwiththeirvisitsandemptychatter。TheywereverygladthatGodhadsentthematlastamanwhocouldhealdiseases,andwereproudthatsucharemarkablemanwaslivingintheirtown。’Heknowseverything,’
  theysaidabouthim。
  "Butthatwasnotenough。Theyoughttohavealsosaid,’Heloveseveryone。’Inthebreastofthatlearnedmantherebeatawonderfulangelicheart。Thoughthepeopleofthattownwerestrangersandnothisownpeople,yethelovedthemlikechildren,anddidnotsparehimselfforthem。Hewashimselfillwithconsumption,hehadacough,butwhenhewassummonedtothesickheforgothisownillnesshedidnotsparehimselfand,gaspingforbreath,climbedupthehillshoweverhightheymightbe。Hedisregardedthesultryheatandthecold,despisedthirstandhunger。Hewouldacceptnomoneyandstrangetosay,whenoneofhispatientsdied,hewouldfollowthecoffinwiththerelations,weeping。
  "Andsoonhebecamesonecessarytothetownthattheinhabitantswonderedhowtheycouldhavegotonbeforewithouttheman。Theirgratitudeknewnobounds。Grown-uppeopleandchildren,goodandbadalike,honestmenandcheats——allinfact,respectedhimandknewhisvalue。Inthelittletownandallthesurroundingneighborhoodtherewasnomanwhowouldallowhimselftodoanythingdisagreeabletohim;indeed,theywouldneverhavedreamedofit。Whenhecameoutofhislodging,heneverfastenedthedoorsorwindows,incompleteconfidencethattherewasnothiefwhocouldbringhimselftodohimwrong。Heoftenhadinthecourseofhismedicaldutiestowalkalongthehighroads,throughtheforestsandmountainshauntedbynumbersofhungryvagrants;buthefeltthathewasinperfectsecurity。
  "Onenighthewasreturningfromapatientwhenrobbersfelluponhimintheforest,butwhentheyrecognizedhim,theytookofftheirhatsrespectfullyandofferedhimsomethingtoeat。Whenheansweredthathewasnothungry,theygavehimawarmwrapandaccompaniedhimasfarasthetown,happythatfatehadgiventhemthechanceinsomesmallwaytoshowtheirgratitudetothebenevolentman。Well,tobesure,mygrandmothertoldmethateventhehorsesandthecowsandthedogsknewhimandexpressedtheirjoywhentheymethim。
  "Andthismanwhoseemedbyhissanctitytohaveguardedhimselffromeveryevil,towhomevenbrigandsandfrenziedmenwishednothingbutgood,wasonefinemorningfoundmurdered。Coveredwithblood,withhisskullbroken,hewaslyinginaravine,andhispalefaceworeanexpressionofamazement。Yes,nothorrorbutamazementwastheemotionthathadbeenfixeduponhisfacewhenhesawthemurdererbeforehim。Youcanimaginethegriefthatoverwhelmedtheinhabitantsofthetownandthesurroundingdistricts。Allwereindespair,unabletobelievetheireyes,wonderingwhocouldhavekilledtheman。Thejudgeswhoconductedtheinquiryandexaminedthedoctor’sbodysaid:’Herewehaveallthesignsofamurder,butasthereisnotamanintheworldcapableofmurderingourdoctor,obviouslyitwasnotacaseofmurder,andthecombinationofevidenceisduetosimplechance。Wemustsupposethatinthedarknesshefellintotheravineofhimselfandwasmortallyinjured。’
  "Thewholetownagreedwiththisopinion。Thedoctorwasburied,andnothingmorewassaidaboutaviolentdeath。Theexistenceofamanwhocouldhavethebasenessandwickednesstokillthedoctorseemedincredible。Thereisalimiteventowickedness,isn’tthere?
  "Allatonce,wouldyoubelieveit,chanceledthemtodiscoveringthemurderer。Avagrantwhohadbeenmanytimesconvicted,notoriousforhisviciouslife,wasseensellingfordrinkasnuff-boxandwatchthathadbelongedtothedoctor。Whenhewasquestionedhewasconfused,andansweredwithanobviouslie。Asearchwasmade,andinhisbedwasfoundashirtwithstainsofbloodonthesleeves,andadoctor’slancetsetingold。Whatmoreevidencewaswanted?Theyputthecriminalinprison。Theinhabitantswereindignant,andatthesametimesaid:
  "’It’sincredible!Itcan’tbeso!Takecarethatamistakeisnotmade;itdoeshappen,youknow,thatevidencetellsafalsetale。’
  "Athistrialthemurdererobstinatelydeniedhisguilt。
  Everythingwasagainsthim,andtobeconvincedofhisguiltwasaseasyastobelievethatthisearthisblack;butthejudgesseemtohavegonemad:theyweighedeveryprooftentimes,lookeddistrustfullyatthewitnesses,flushedcrimsonandsippedwater……Thetrialbeganearlyinthemorningandwasonlyfinishedintheevening。
  "’Accused!’thechiefjudgesaid,addressingthemurderer,’thecourthasfoundyouguiltyofmurderingDr。So-and-so,andhassentencedyouto……’
  "Thechiefjudgemeanttosay’tothedeathpenalty,’buthedroppedfromhishandsthepaperonwhichthesentencewaswritten,wipedthecoldsweatfromhisface,andcriedout:
  "’No!MayGodpunishmeifIjudgewrongly,butIswearheisnotguilty。Icannotadmitthethoughtthatthereexistsamanwhowoulddaretomurderourfriendthedoctor!Amancouldnotsinksolow!’
  "’Therecannotbesuchaman!’theotherjudgesassented。
  "’No,’thecrowdcried。’Lethimgo!’
  "Themurdererwassetfreetogowherehechose,andnotonesoulblamedthecourtforanunjustverdict。AndmygrandmotherusedtosaythatforsuchfaithinhumanityGodforgavethesinsofalltheinhabitantsofthattown。HerejoiceswhenpeoplebelievethatmanisHisimageandsemblance,andgrievesif,forgetfulofhumandignity,theyjudgeworseofmenthanofdogs。
  Thesentenceofacquittalmaybringharmtotheinhabitantsofthetown,butontheotherhand,thinkofthebeneficialinfluenceuponthemofthatfaithinman——afaithwhichdoesnotremaindead,youknow;itraisesupgenerousfeelingsinus,andalwaysimpelsustoloveandrespecteveryman。Everyman!
  Andthatisimportant。"
  MihailKarlovitchhadfinished。Myneighborwouldhaveurgedsomeobjection,butthehead-gardenermadeagesturethatsignifiedthathedidnotlikeobjections;thenhewalkedawaytothecarts,and,withanexpressionofdignity,wentonlookingafterthepacking。
  THEBEAUTIES
  I
  IREMEMBER,whenIwasahighschoolboyinthefifthorsixthclass,IwasdrivingwithmygrandfatherfromthevillageofBolshoeKryepkoeintheDonregiontoRostov-on-the-Don。Itwasasultry,languidlydrearydayofAugust。Oureyesweregluedtogether,andourmouthswereparchedfromtheheatandthedryburningwindwhichdrovecloudsofdusttomeetus;onedidnotwanttolookorspeakorthink,andwhenourdrowsydriver,aLittleRussiancalledKarpo,swunghiswhipatthehorsesandlashedmeonmycap,Ididnotprotestorutterasound,butonly,rousingmyselffromhalf-slumber,gazedmildlyanddejectedlyintothedistancetoseewhethertherewasavillagevisiblethroughthedust。WestoppedtofeedthehorsesinabigArmenianvillageatarichArmenian’swhommygrandfatherknew。
  NeverinmylifehaveIseenagreatercaricaturethanthatArmenian。Imaginealittleshavenheadwiththickoverhangingeyebrows,abeakofanose,longgraymustaches,andawidemouthwithalongcherry-woodchiboukstickingoutofit。Thislittleheadwasclumsilyattachedtoaleanhunch-backcarcassattiredinafantasticgarb,ashortredjacket,andfullbrightbluetrousers。Thisfigurewalkedstraddlingitslegsandshufflingwithitsslippers,spokewithouttakingthechiboukoutofitsmouth,andbehavedwithtrulyArmeniandignity,notsmiling,butstaringwithwide-openeyesandtryingtotakeaslittlenoticeaspossibleofitsguests。
  TherewasneitherwindnordustintheArmenian’srooms,butitwasjustasunpleasant,stifling,anddrearyasinthesteppeandontheroad。Iremember,dustyandexhaustedbytheheat,Isatinthecorneronagreenbox。Theunpaintedwoodenwalls,thefurniture,andthefloorscoloredwithyellowochersmeltofdrywoodbakedbythesun。WhereverIlookedtherewerefliesandfliesandflies……GrandfatherandtheArmenianweretalkingaboutgrazing,aboutmanure,andaboutoats……Iknewthattheywouldbeagoodhourgettingthesamovar;
  thatgrandfatherwouldbenotlessthananhourdrinkinghistea,andthenwouldliedowntosleepfortwoorthreehours;thatI
  shouldwasteaquarterofthedaywaiting,afterwhichtherewouldbeagaintheheat,thedust,thejoltingcart。Iheardthemutteringofthetwovoices,anditbegantoseemtomethatI
  hadbeenseeingtheArmenian,thecupboardwiththecrockery,theflies,thewindowswiththeburningsunbeatingonthem,foragesandages,andshouldonlyceasetoseetheminthefar-offfuture,andIwasseizedwithhatredforthesteppe,thesun,theflies……
  ALittleRussianpeasantwomaninakerchiefbroughtinatrayoftea-things,thenthesamovar。TheArmenianwentslowlyoutintothepassageandshouted:"Mashya,comeandpourouttea!Whereareyou,Mashya?"
  Hurriedfootstepswereheard,andtherecameintotheroomagirlofsixteeninasimplecottondressandawhitekerchief。Asshewashedthecrockeryandpouredoutthetea,shewasstandingwithherbacktome,andallIcouldseewasthatshewasofaslenderfigure,barefooted,andthatherlittlebareheelswerecoveredbylongtrousers。
  TheArmenianinvitedmetohavetea。Sittingdowntothetable,I
  glancedatthegirl,whowashandingmeaglassoftea,andfeltallatonceasthoughawindwereblowingovermysoulandblowingawayalltheimpressionsofthedaywiththeirdustanddreariness。IsawthebewitchingfeaturesofthemostbeautifulfaceIhaveevermetinreallifeorinmydreams。Beforemestoodabeauty,andIrecognizedthatatthefirstglanceasI
  shouldhaverecognizedlightning。
  IamreadytoswearthatMasha——or,asherfathercalledher,Mashya——wasarealbeauty,butIdon’tknowhowtoproveit。Itsometimeshappensthatcloudsarehuddledtogetherindisorderonthehorizon,andthesunhidingbehindthemcolorsthemandtheskywithtintsofeverypossibleshade——crimson,orange,gold,lilac,muddypink;onecloudislikeamonk,anotherlikeafish,athirdlikeaTurkinaturban。Theglowofsunsetenvelopingathirdoftheskygleamsonthecrossonthechurch,flashesonthewindowsofthemanorhouse,isreflectedintheriverandthepuddles,quiversonthetrees;far,farawayagainstthebackgroundofthesunset,aflockofwildducksisflyinghomewards……Andtheboyherdingthecows,andthesurveyordrivinginhischaiseoverthedam,andthegentlemanoutforawalk,allgazeatthesunset,andeveryoneofthemthinksitterriblybeautiful,butnooneknowsorcansayinwhatitsbeautylies。
  IwasnottheonlyonetothinktheArmeniangirlbeautiful。Mygrandfather,anoldmanofseventy,gruffandindifferenttowomenandthebeautiesofnature,lookedcaressinglyatMashaforafullminute,andasked:
  "Isthatyourdaughter,AvertNazaritch?"
  "Yes,sheismydaughter,"answeredtheArmenian。
  "Afineyounglady,"saidmygrandfatherapprovingly。
  AnartistwouldhavecalledtheArmeniangirl’sbeautyclassicalandsevere,itwasjustthatbeauty,thecontemplationofwhich——Godknowswhy!——inspiresinonetheconvictionthatoneisseeingcorrectfeatures;thathair,eyes,nose,mouth,neck,bosom,andeverymovementoftheyoungbodyallgotogetherinonecompleteharmoniousaccordinwhichnaturehasnotblunderedoverthesmallestline。YoufancyforsomereasonthattheideallybeautifulwomanmusthavesuchanoseasMasha’s,straightandslightlyaquiline,justsuchgreatdarkeyes,suchlonglashes,suchalanguidglance;youfancythatherblackcurlyhairandeyebrowsgowiththesoftwhitetintofherbrowandcheeksasthegreenreedsgowiththequietstream。Masha’swhiteneckandheryouthfulbosomwerenotfullydeveloped,butyoufancythesculptorwouldneedagreatcreativegeniustomoldthem。Yougaze,andlittlebylittlethedesirecomesoveryoutosaytoMashasomethingextraordinarilypleasant,sincere,beautiful,asbeautifulassheherselfwas。
  AtfirstIfelthurtandabashedthatMashatooknonoticeofme,butwasallthetimelookingdown;itseemedtomeasthoughapeculiaratmosphere,proudandhappy,separatedherfrommeandjealouslyscreenedherfrommyeyes。
  "That’sbecauseIamcoveredwithdust,"Ithought,"amsunburnt,andamstillaboy。"
  ButlittlebylittleIforgotmyself,andgavemyselfupentirelytotheconsciousnessofbeauty。Ithoughtnomorenowofthedrearysteppe,ofthedust,nolongerheardthebuzzingoftheflies,nolongertastedthetea,andfeltnothingexceptthatabeautifulgirlwasstandingonlytheothersideofthetable。
  Ifeltthisbeautyratherstrangely。Itwasnotdesire,norecstacy,norenjoymentthatMashaexcitedinme,butapainfulthoughpleasantsadness。Itwasasadnessvagueandundefinedasadream。ForsomereasonIfeltsorryformyself,formygrandfatherandfortheArmenian,evenforthegirlherself,andIhadafeelingasthoughweallfourhadlostsomethingimportantandessentialtolifewhichweshouldneverfindagain。
  Mygrandfather,too,grewmelancholy;hetalkednomoreaboutmanureoraboutoats,butsatsilent,lookingpensivelyatMasha。
  AfterteamygrandfatherlaydownforanapwhileIwentoutofthehouseintotheporch。Thehouse,likeallthehousesintheArmenianvillagestoodinthefullsun;therewasnotatree,notanawning,noshade。TheArmenian’sgreatcourtyard,overgrownwithgoosefootandwildmallows,waslivelyandfullofgaietyinspiteofthegreatheat。Threshingwasgoingonbehindoneofthelowhurdleswhichintersectedthebigyardhereandthere。Roundapoststuckintothemiddleofthethreshing-floorranadozenhorsesharnessedsidebyside,sothattheyformedonelongradius。ALittleRussianinalongwaistcoatandfulltrouserswaswalkingbesidethem,crackingawhipandshoutinginatonethatsoundedasthoughhewerejeeringatthehorsesandshowingoffhispoweroverthem。
  "A——a——a,youdamnedbrutes!……A——a——a,plaguetakeyou!Areyoufrightened?"
  Thehorses,sorrel,white,andpiebald,notunderstandingwhytheyweremadetorunroundinoneplaceandtocrushthewheatstraw,ranunwillinglyasthoughwitheffort,swingingtheirtailswithanoffendedair。Thewindraisedupperfectcloudsofgoldenchafffromundertheirhoofsandcarrieditawayfarbeyondthehurdle。Nearthetallfreshstackspeasantwomenwereswarmingwithrakes,andcartsweremoving,andbeyondthestacksinanotheryardanotherdozensimilarhorseswererunningroundapost,andasimilarLittleRussianwascrackinghiswhipandjeeringatthehorses。
  ThestepsonwhichIwassittingwerehot;onthethinrailsandhereandthereonthewindow-framessapwasoozingoutofthewoodfromtheheat;redladybirdswerehuddlingtogetherinthestreaksofshadowunderthestepsandundertheshutters。
  Thesunwasbakingmeonmyhead,onmychest,andonmyback,butIdidnotnoticeit,andwasconsciousonlyofthethudofbarefeetontheunevenfloorinthepassageandintheroomsbehindme。Afterclearingawaythetea-things,Masharandownthesteps,flutteringtheairasshepassed,andlikeabirdflewintoalittlegrimyouthouse——Isupposethekitchen——fromwhichcamethesmellofroastmuttonandthesoundofangrytalkinArmenian。Shevanishedintothedarkdoorway,andinherplacethereappearedonthethresholdanoldbent,red-facedArmenianwomanwearinggreentrousers。Theoldwomanwasangryandwasscoldingsomeone。SoonafterwardsMashaappearedinthedoorway,flushedwiththeheatofthekitchenandcarryingabigblackloafonhershoulder;swayinggracefullyundertheweightofthebread,sheranacrosstheyardtothethreshing-floor,dartedoverthehurdle,and,wraptinacloudofgoldenchaff,vanishedbehindthecarts。TheLittleRussianwhowasdrivingthehorsesloweredhiswhip,sankintosilence,andgazedforaminuteinthedirectionofthecarts。ThenwhentheArmeniangirldartedagainbythehorsesandleapedoverthehurdle,hefollowedherwithhiseyes,andshoutedtothehorsesinatoneasthoughheweregreatlydisappointed:
  "Plaguetakeyou,uncleandevils!"
  AndallthewhileIwasunceasinglyhearingherbarefeet,andseeinghowshewalkedacrosstheyardwithagrave,preoccupiedface。Sherannowdownthesteps,swishingtheairaboutme,nowintothekitchen,nowtothethreshing-floor,nowthroughthegate,andIcouldhardlyturnmyheadquicklyenoughtowatchher。
  Andtheoftenersheflutteredbymewithherbeauty,themoreacutebecamemysadness。IfeltsorrybothforherandformyselfandfortheLittleRussian,whomournfullywatchedhereverytimesheranthroughthecloudofchafftothecarts。Whetheritwasenvyofherbeauty,orthatIwasregrettingthatthegirlwasnotmine,andneverwouldbe,orthatIwasastrangertoher;orwhetherIvaguelyfeltthatherrarebeautywasaccidental,unnecessary,and,likeeverythingonearth,ofshortduration;
  orwhether,perhaps,mysadnesswasthatpeculiarfeelingwhichisexcitedinmanbythecontemplationofrealbeauty,Godonlyknows。
  Thethreehoursofwaitingpassedunnoticed。ItseemedtomethatIhadnothadtimetolookproperlyatMashawhenKarpodroveuptotheriver,bathedthehorse,andbegantoputitintheshafts。Thewethorsesnortedwithpleasureandkickedhishoofsagainsttheshafts。Karposhoutedtoit:"Ba——ack!"Mygrandfatherwokeup。Mashaopenedthecreakinggatesforus,wegotintothechaiseanddroveoutoftheyard。Wedroveinsilenceasthoughwewereangrywithoneanother。
  When,twoorthreehourslater,RostovandNahitchevanappearedinthedistance,Karpo,whohadbeensilentthewholetime,lookedroundquickly,andsaid:
  "Afinewench,thatattheArmenian’s。"
  Andhelashedhishorses。
  II
  Anothertime,afterIhadbecomeastudent,Iwastravelingbyrailtothesouth。ItwasMay。Atoneofthestations,IbelieveitwasbetweenByelgorodandHarkov,Igotoutofthetramtowalkabouttheplatform。
  Theshadesofeveningwerealreadylyingonthestationgarden,ontheplatform,andonthefields;thestationscreenedoffthesunset,butonthetopmostcloudsofsmokefromtheengine,whichweretingedwithrosylight,onecouldseethesunhadnotyetquitevanished。
  AsIwalkedupanddowntheplatformInoticedthatthegreaternumberofthepassengerswerestandingorwalkingnearasecond-classcompartment,andthattheylookedasthoughsomecelebratedpersonwereinthatcompartment。AmongthecuriouswhomImetnearthiscompartmentIsaw,however,anartilleryofficerwhohadbeenmyfellow-traveler,anintelligent,cordial,andsympatheticfellow——aspeoplemostlyarewhomwemeetonourtravelsbychanceandwithwhomwearenotlongacquainted。
  "Whatareyoulookingatthere?"Iasked。
  Hemadenoanswer,butonlyindicatedwithhiseyesafemininefigure。Itwasayounggirlofseventeenoreighteen,wearingaRussiandress,withherheadbareandalittleshawlflungcarelesslyononeshoulder;notapassenger,butIsupposeasisterordaughterofthestation-master。Shewasstandingnearthecarriagewindow,talkingtoanelderlywomanwhowasinthetrain。BeforeIhadtimetorealizewhatIwasseeing,IwassuddenlyoverwhelmedbythefeelingIhadonceexperiencedintheArmenianvillage。
  Thegirlwasremarkablybeautiful,andthatwasunmistakabletomeandtothosewhowerelookingatherasIwas。
  Ifoneistodescribeherappearancefeaturebyfeature,asthepracticeis,theonlyreallylovelythingwasherthickwavyfairhair,whichhungloosewithablackribbontiedroundherhead;
  alltheotherfeatureswereeitherirregularorveryordinary。
  Eitherfromapeculiarformofcoquettishness,orfromshort-sightedness,hereyeswerescrewedup,hernosehadanundecidedtilt,hermouthwassmall,herprofilewasfeeblyandinsipidlydrawn,hershoulderswerenarrowandundevelopedforherage——andyetthegirlmadetheimpressionofbeingreallybeautiful,andlookingather,IwasabletofeelconvincedthattheRussianfacedoesnotneedstrictregularityinordertobelovely;whatismore,thatifinsteadofherturn-upnosethegirlhadbeengivenadifferentone,correctandplasticallyirreproachableliketheArmeniangirl’s,Ifancyherfacewouldhavelostallitscharmfromthechange。
  Standingatthewindowtalking,thegirl,shruggingattheeveningdamp,continuallylookingroundatus,atonemomentputherarmsakimbo,atthenextraisedherhandstoherheadtostraightenherhair,talked,laughed,whileherfaceatonemomentworeanexpressionofwonder,thenextofhorror,andI
  don’trememberamomentwhenherfaceandbodywereatrest。Thewholesecretandmagicofherbeautylayjustinthesetiny,infinitelyelegantmovements,inhersmile,intheplayofherface,inherrapidglancesatus,inthecombinationofthesubtlegraceofhermovementswithheryouth,herfreshness,thepurityofhersoulthatsoundedinherlaughandvoice,andwiththeweaknesswelovesomuchinchildren,inbirds,infawns,andinyoungtrees。
  Itwasthatbutterfly’sbeautysoinkeepingwithwaltzing,dartingaboutthegarden,laughterandgaiety,andincongruouswithseriousthought,grief,andrepose;anditseemedasthoughagustofwindblowingovertheplatform,orafallofrain,wouldbeenoughtowitherthefragilebodyandscatterthecapriciousbeautylikethepollenofaflower。
  "So——o!……"theofficermutteredwithasighwhen,afterthesecondbell,wewentbacktoourcompartment。
  Andwhatthat"So——o"meantIwillnotundertaketodecide。
  Perhapshewassad,anddidnotwanttogoawayfromthebeautyandthespringeveningintothestuffytrain;orperhapshe,likeme,wasunaccountablysorryforthebeauty,forhimself,andforme,andforallthepassengers,whowerelistlesslyandreluctantlysaunteringbacktotheircompartments。Aswepassedthestationwindow,atwhichapale,red-hairedtelegraphistwithupstandingcurlsandafaded,broad-cheekedfacewassittingbesidehisapparatus,theofficerheavedasighandsaid:
  "Ibetthattelegraphistisinlovewiththatprettygirl。Toliveoutinthewildsunderoneroofwiththatetherealcreatureandnotfallinloveisbeyondthepowerofman。Andwhatacalamity,myfriend!whatanironicalfate,tobestooping,unkempt,gray,adecentfellowandnotafool,andtobeinlovewiththatpretty,stupidlittlegirlwhowouldnevertakeascrapofnoticeofyou!Orworsestill:imaginethattelegraphistisinlove,andatthesametimemarried,andthathiswifeisasstooping,asunkempt,andasdecentapersonashimself。"
  Ontheplatformbetweenourcarriageandthenexttheguardwasstandingwithhiselbowsontherailing,lookinginthedirectionofthebeautifulgirl,andhisbattered,wrinkled,unpleasantlybeefyface,exhaustedbysleeplessnightsandthejoltingofthetrain,worealookoftendernessandofthedeepestsadness,asthoughinthatgirlhesawhappiness,hisownyouth,soberness,purity,wife,children;asthoughhewererepentingandfeelinginhiswholebeingthatthatgirlwasnothis,andthatforhim,withhisprematureoldage,hisuncouthness,andhisbeefyface,theordinaryhappinessofamanandapassengerwasasfarawayasheaven……
  Thethirdbellrang,thewhistlessounded,andthetrainslowlymovedoff。Firsttheguard,thestation-master,thenthegarden,thebeautifulgirlwithherexquisitelyslysmile,passedbeforeourwindows……
  Puttingmyheadoutandlookingback,Isawhow,lookingafterthetrain,shewalkedalongtheplatformbythewindowwherethetelegraphclerkwassitting,smoothedherhair,andranintothegarden。Thestationnolongerscreenedoffthesunset,theplainlayopenbeforeus,butthesunhadalreadysetandthesmokelayinblackcloudsoverthegreen,velvetyyoungcorn。Itwasmelancholyinthespringair,andinthedarkeningsky,andintherailwaycarriage。
  Thefamiliarfigureoftheguardcameintothecarriage,andhebeganlightingthecandles。
  THESHOEMAKERANDTHEDEVIL
  ITwasChristmasEve。Maryahadlongbeensnoringonthestove;
  alltheparaffininthelittlelamphadburntout,butFyodorNilovstillsatatwork。Hewouldlongagohaveflungasidehisworkandgoneoutintothestreet,butacustomerfromKolokolnyLane,whohadafortnightbeforeorderedsomeboots,hadbeeninthepreviousday,hadabusedhimroundly,andhadorderedhimtofinishthebootsatoncebeforethemorningservice。
  "It’saconvict’slife!"Fyodorgrumbledasheworked。"Somepeoplehavebeenasleeplongago,othersareenjoyingthemselves,whileyousitherelikesomeCainandsewforthedevilknowswhom……"
  Tosavehimselffromaccidentallyfallingasleep,hekepttakingabottlefromunderthetableanddrinkingoutofit,andaftereverypullatithetwistedhisheadandsaidaloud:
  "Whatisthereason,kindlytellme,thatcustomersenjoythemselveswhileIamforcedtositandworkforthem?BecausetheyhavemoneyandIamabeggar?"
  Hehatedallhiscustomers,especiallytheonewholivedinKolokolnyLane。Hewasagentlemanofgloomyappearance,withlonghair,ayellowface,bluespectacles,andahuskyvoice。HehadaGermannamewhichonecouldnotpronounce。Itwasimpossibletotellwhatwashiscallingandwhathedid。When,afortnightbefore,Fyodorhadgonetotakehismeasure,he,thecustomer,wassittingonthefloorpoundingsomethinginamortar。BeforeFyodorhadtimetosaygood-morningthecontentsofthemortarsuddenlyflaredupandburnedwithabrightredflame;therewasastinkofsulphurandburntfeathers,andtheroomwasfilledwithathickpinksmoke,sothatFyodorsneezedfivetimes;andashereturnedhomeafterwards,hethought:"AnyonewhofearedGodwouldnothaveanythingtodowiththingslikethat。"
  WhentherewasnothingleftinthebottleFyodorputthebootsonthetableandsankintothought。Heleanedhisheavyheadonhisfistandbeganthinkingofhispoverty,ofhishardlifewithnoglimmeroflightinit。Thenhethoughtoftherich,oftheirbighousesandtheircarriages,oftheirhundred-roublenotes……Howniceitwouldbeifthehousesoftheserichmen——thedevilflaythem!——weresmashed,iftheirhorsesdied,iftheirfurcoatsandsablecapsgotshabby!Howsplendiditwouldbeiftherich,littlebylittle,changedintobeggarshavingnothing,andhe,apoorshoemaker,weretobecomerich,andweretolorditoversomeotherpoorshoemakeronChristmasEve。
  Dreaminglikethis,Fyodorsuddenlythoughtofhiswork,andopenedhiseyes。
  "Here’sago,"hethought,lookingattheboots。"Thejobhasbeenfinishedeversolongago,andIgoonsittinghere。Imusttakethebootstothegentleman。"
  Hewrappeduptheworkinaredhandkerchief,putonhisthings,andwentoutintothestreet。Afinehardsnowwasfalling,prickingthefaceasthoughwithneedles。Itwascold,slippery,dark,thegas-lampsburneddimly,andforsomereasontherewasasmellofparaffininthestreet,sothatFyodorcoughedandclearedhisthroat。Richmenweredrivingtoandfroontheroad,andeveryrichmanhadahamandabottleofvodkainhishands。
  RichyoungladiespeepedatFyodoroutofthecarriagesandsledges,putouttheirtonguesandshouted,laughing:
  "Beggar!Beggar!"
  Students,officers,andmerchantswalkedbehindFyodor,jeeringathimandcrying:
  "Drunkard!Drunkard!Infidelcobbler!Soulofaboot-leg!
  Beggar!"
  Allthiswasinsulting,butFyodorheldhistongueandonlyspatindisgust。ButwhenKuzmaLebyodkinfromWarsaw,amaster-bootmaker,methimandsaid:"I’vemarriedarichwomanandIhavemenworkingunderme,whileyouareabeggarandhavenothingtoeat,"Fyodorcouldnotrefrainfromrunningafterhim。
  HepursuedhimtillhefoundhimselfinKolokolnyLane。Hiscustomerlivedinthefourthhousefromthecornerontheverytopfloor。Toreachhimonehadtogothroughalong,darkcourtyard,andthentoclimbupaveryhighslipperystair-casewhichtotteredunderone’sfeet。WhenFyodorwentintohimhewassittingonthefloorpoundingsomethinginamortar,justashehadbeenthefortnightbefore。
  "Yourhonor,Ihavebroughtyourboots,"saidFyodorsullenly。
  Thecustomergotupandbegantryingonthebootsinsilence。
  Desiringtohelphim,Fyodorwentdownononekneeandpulledoffhisold,boot,butatoncejumpedupandstaggeredtowardsthedoorinhorror。Thecustomerhadnotafoot,butahooflikeahorse’s。
  "Aha!"thoughtFyodor;"here’sago!"
  Thefirstthingshouldhavebeentocrosshimself,thentoleaveeverythingandrundownstairs;butheimmediatelyreflectedthathewasmeetingadevilforthefirstandprobablythelasttime,andnottotakeadvantageofhisserviceswouldbefoolish。Hecontrolledhimselfanddeterminedtotryhisluck。Claspinghishandsbehindhimtoavoidmakingthesignofthecross,hecoughedrespectfullyandbegan:
  "Theysaythatthereisnothingonearthmoreevilandimpurethanthedevil,butIamoftheopinion,yourhonor,thatthedevilishighlyeducated。Hehas——excusemysayingit——hoofsandatailbehind,buthehasmorebrainsthanmanyastudent。"
  "Ilikeyouforwhatyousay,"saidthedevil,flattered。"Thankyou,shoemaker!Whatdoyouwant?"
  Andwithoutlossoftimetheshoemakerbegancomplainingofhislot。Hebeganbysayingthatfromhischildhooduphehadenviedtherich。Hehadalwaysresenteditthatallpeopledidnotlivealikeinbighousesanddrivewithgoodhorses。Why,heasked,washepoor?HowwasheworsethanKuzmaLebyodkinfromWarsaw,whohadhisownhouse,andwhosewifeworeahat?Hehadthesamesortofnose,thesamehands,feet,head,andback,astherich,andsowhywasheforcedtoworkwhenotherswereenjoyingthemselves?WhywashemarriedtoMaryaandnottoaladysmellingofscent?Hehadoftenseenbeautifulyoungladiesinthehousesofrichcustomers,buttheyeithertooknonoticeofhimwhatever,orelsesometimeslaughedandwhisperedtoeachother:"Whatarednosethatshoemakerhas!"ItwastruethatMaryawasagood,kind,hard-workingwoman,butshewasnoteducated;herhandwasheavyandhithard,andifonehadoccasiontospeakofpoliticsoranythingintellectualbeforeher,shewouldputherspokeinandtalkthemostawfulnonsense。
  "Whatdoyouwant,then?"hiscustomerinterruptedhim。
  "Ibegyou,yourhonorSatanIvanitch,tobegraciouslypleasedtomakemearichman。"
  "Certainly。Onlyforthatyoumustgivemeupyoursoul!Beforethecockscrow,goandsignonthispaperherethatyougivemeupyoursoul。"
  "Yourhonor,"saidFyodorpolitely,"whenyouorderedapairofbootsfrommeIdidnotaskforthemoneyinadvance。Onehasfirsttocarryouttheorderandthenaskforpayment。"
  "Oh,verywell!"thecustomerassented。
  Abrightflamesuddenlyflaredupinthemortar,apinkthicksmokecamepuffingout,andtherewasasmellofburntfeathersandsulphur。Whenthesmokehadsubsided,FyodorrubbedhiseyesandsawthathewasnolongerFyodor,nolongerashoemaker,butquiteadifferentman,wearingawaistcoatandawatch-chain,inanewpairoftrousers,andthathewassittinginanarmchairatabigtable。Twofootmenwerehandinghimdishes,bowinglowandsaying:
  "Kindlyeat,yourhonor,andmayitdoyougood!"
  Whatwealth!Thefootmenhandedhimabigpieceofroastmuttonandadishofcucumbers,andthenbroughtinafrying-panaroastgoose,andalittleafterwardsboiledporkwithhorse-radishcream。Andhowdignified,howgenteelitallwas!Fyodorate,andbeforeeachdishdrankabigglassofexcellentvodka,likesomegeneralorsomecount。Aftertheporkhewashandedsomeboiledgrainmoistenedwithgoosefat,thenanomelettewithbaconfat,thenfriedliver,andhewentoneatingandwasdelighted。Whatmore?Theyserved,too,apiewithonionandsteamedturnipwithkvass。
  "Howisitthegentrydon’tburstwithsuchmeals?"hethought。
  Inconclusiontheyhandedhimabigpotofhoney。Afterdinnerthedevilappearedinbluespectaclesandaskedwithalowbow:
  "Areyousatisfiedwithyourdinner,FyodorPantelyeitch?"
  ButFyodorcouldnotansweroneword,hewassostuffedafterhisdinner。Thefeelingofrepletionwasunpleasant,oppressive,andtodistracthisthoughtshelookedatthebootonhisleftfoot。
  "ForabootlikethatIusednottotakelessthansevenandahalfroubles。Whatshoemakermadeit?"heasked。
  "KuzmaLebyodkin,"answeredthefootman。
  "Sendforhim,thefool!"
  KuzmaLebyodkinfromWarsawsoonmadehisappearance。Hestoppedinarespectfulattitudeatthedoorandasked:
  "Whatareyourorders,yourhonor?"
  "Holdyourtongue!"criedFyodor,andstampedhisfoot。"Don’tdaretoargue;rememberyourplaceasacobbler!Blockhead!Youdon’tknowhowtomakeboots!I’llbeatyouruglyphiztoajelly!Whyhaveyoucome?"
  "Formoney。"
  "Whatmoney?Beoff!ComeonSaturday!Boy,givehimacuff!"
  Butheatoncerecalledwhatalifethecustomersusedtoleadhim,too,andhefeltheavyatheart,andtodistracthisattentionhetookafatpocketbookoutofhispocketandbegancountinghismoney。Therewasagreatdealofmoney,butFyodorwantedmorestill。Thedevilinthebluespectaclesbroughthimanothernotebookfatterstill,buthewantedevenmore;andthemorehecountedit,themorediscontentedhebecame。
  Intheeveningtheevilonebroughthimafull-bosomedladyinareddress,andsaidthatthiswashisnewwife。Hespentthewholeeveningkissingherandeatinggingerbreads,andatnighthewenttobedonasoft,downyfeather-bed,turnedfromsidetoside,andcouldnotgotosleep。Hefeltuncanny。
  "Wehaveagreatdealofmoney,"hesaidtohiswife;"wemustlookoutorthieveswillbebreakingin。Youhadbettergoandlookwithacandle。"
  Hedidnotsleepallnight,andkeptgettinguptoseeifhisboxwasallright。Inthemorninghehadtogotochurchtomatins。
  Inchurchthesamehonorisdonetorichandpooralike。WhenFyodorwaspoorheusedtoprayinchurchlikethis:"God,forgiveme,asinner!"Hesaidthesamethingnowthoughhehadbecomerich。Whatdifferencewasthere?AndafterdeathFyodorrichwouldnotbeburiedingold,notindiamonds,butinthesameblackearthasthepoorestbeggar。Fyodorwouldburninthesamefireascobblers。Fyodorresentedallthis,and,too,hefeltweigheddownalloverbyhisdinner,andinsteadofprayerhehadallsortsofthoughtsinhisheadabouthisboxofmoney,aboutthieves,abouthisbartered,ruinedsoul。
  Hecameoutofchurchinabadtemper。Todriveawayhisunpleasantthoughtsashehadoftendonebefore,hestruckupasongatthetopofhisvoice。Butassoonashebeganapolicemanranupandsaid,withhisfingerstothepeakofhiscap:
  "Yourhonor,gentlefolkmustnotsinginthestreet!Youarenotashoemaker!"
  Fyodorleanedhisbackagainstafenceandfelltothinking:whatcouldhedotoamusehimself?
  "Yourhonor,"aportershoutedtohim,"don’tleanagainstthefence,youwillspoilyourfurcoat!"
  Fyodorwentintoashopandboughthimselftheverybestconcertina,thenwentoutintothestreetplayingit。Everybodypointedathimandlaughed。
  "Andagentleman,too,"thecabmenjeeredathim;"likesomecobbler……"
  "Isittheproperthingforgentlefolktobedisorderlyinthestreet?"apolicemansaidtohim。"Youhadbettergointoatavern!"
  "Yourhonor,giveusatrifle,forChrist’ssake,"thebeggarswailed,surroundingFyodoronallsides。
  Inearlierdayswhenhewasashoemakerthebeggarstooknonoticeofhim,nowtheywouldn’tlethimpass。
  Andathomehisnewwife,thelady,waswaitingforhim,dressedinagreenblouseandaredskirt。Hemeanttobeattentivetoher,andhadjustliftedhisarmtogiveheragoodcloutontheback,butshesaidangrily:
  "Peasant!Ignorantlout!Youdon’tknowhowtobehavewithladies!Ifyoulovemeyouwillkissmyhand;Idon’tallowyoutobeatme。"
  "Thisisablastedexistence!"thoughtFyodor。"Peopledoleadalife!Youmustn’tsing,youmustn’tplaytheconcertina,youmustn’thavealarkwithalady……Pfoo!"
  Hehadnosoonersatdowntoteawiththeladywhentheevilspiritinthebluespectaclesappearedandsaid:
  "Come,FyodorPantelyeitch,Ihaveperformedmypartofthebargain。Nowsignyourpaperandcomealongwithme!"
  AndhedraggedFyodortohell,straighttothefurnace,anddevilsflewupfromalldirectionsandshouted:
  "Fool!Blockhead!Ass!"
  Therewasafearfulsmellofparaffininhell,enoughtosuffocateone。Andsuddenlyitallvanished。Fyodoropenedhiseyesandsawhistable,theboots,andthetinlamp。Thelamp-glasswasblack,andfromthefaintlightonthewickcamecloudsofstinkingsmokeasfromachimney。Nearthetablestoodthecustomerinthebluespectacles,shoutingangrily:
  "Fool!Blockhead!Ass!I’llgiveyoualesson,youscoundrel!Youtooktheorderafortnightagoandthebootsaren’treadyyet!DoyousupposeIwanttocometrapesingroundherehalfadozentimesadayformyboots?Youwretch!youbrute!"
  Fyodorshookhisheadandsettoworkontheboots。Thecustomerwentonswearingandthreateninghimforalongtime。Atlastwhenhesubsided,Fyodoraskedsullenly:
  "Andwhatisyouroccupation,sir?"
  "ImakeBengallightsandfireworks。Iamapyrotechnician。"
  Theybeganringingformatins。Fyodorgavethecustomertheboots,tookthemoneyforthem,andwenttochurch。
  Carriagesandsledgeswithbearskinrugsweredashingtoandfrointhestreet;merchants,ladies,officerswerewalkingalongthepavementtogetherwiththehumblerfolk……ButFyodordidnotenvythemnorrepineathislot。Itseemedtohimnowthatrichandpoorwereequallybadlyoff。Somewereabletodriveinacarriage,andotherstosingsongsatthetopoftheirvoiceandtoplaytheconcertina,butoneandthesamething,thesamegrave,wasawaitingallalike,andtherewasnothinginlifeforwhichonewouldgivethedevilevenatinyscrapofone’ssoul。