NotetoReaderAheroisanindividualofunusualgiftsandachievements。
  Whetheritbemanoranimal,thisdefinitionapplies;anditisthehistoriesofsuchthatappealtotheimaginationandtotheheartsofthosewhohearthem。
  Inthisvolumeeveryoneofthestories,thoughmoreorlesscomposite,isfoundedontheactuallifeofaveritableanimalhero。ThemostcompositeistheWhiteReindeer。ThisstoryI
  wrotebyUtrovandinNorwayduringthesummerof1900,whiletheReindeerherdsgrazedinsightonthenearuplands。
  TheLynxisfoundedonsomeofmyownearlyexperiencesinthebackwoods。
  Itislessthantenyearssincethe’JackWarhorse’wonhishero—crown。Thousandsof"Kaskadoans"willrememberhim,andbythenameWarhorsehiscoursingexploitsarerecordedinseveraldailypapers。
  TheleastcompositeisArnaux。Itissonearlyhistoricalthatseveralwhoknewthebirdhavesuppliedadditionalitemsofinformation。
  ThenestofthedestroyingPeregrines,withitsownersandtheiryoung,isnowtobeseenintheAmericanMuseumofNaturalHistoryofNewYork。TheMuseumauthoritiesinformmethatPigeonbadgeswiththefollowingnumberswerefoundinthenest:9970—S,1696,U。63,77,J。F。52,Ex。705,6—1894,C20900。
  PerhapssomePigeon—lovermaylearnfromtheselinesthefateofoneorotherwonderfulflierthathaslongbeenrecorded"neverreturned。"
  THESLUMCAT
  LIFEI
  I
  M—e—a—t!M—e—a—t!"cameshrillingdownScrimper’sAlley。SurelythePiedPiperofHamelinwasthere,foritseemedthatalltheCatsintheneighborhoodwererunningtowardthesound,thoughtheDogs,itmustbeconfessed,lookedscornfullyindifferent。
  "Meat!Meat!"andlouder;thenthecentreofattractioncameinview——arough,dirtylittlemanwithapush—cart;whilestragglingbehindhimwereascoreofCatsthatjoinedinhiscrywithasoundnearlythesameashisown。Everyfiftyyards,thatis,assoonasagoodlythrongofCatswasgathered,thepush—cartstopped。Themanwiththemagicvoicetookoutoftheboxinhiscartaskeweronwhichwerepiecesofstrong—smellingboiledliver。Withalongstickhepushedthepiecesoff。EachCatseizedonone,andwheeling,withaslightdepressionoftheearsandalittletigergrowlandglare,sherushedawaywithherprizetodevouritinsomesaferetreat。
  "Meat!Meat!"Andstilltheycametogettheirportions。Allwerewellknowntothemeat—man。TherewasCastiglione’sTiger;thiswasJones’sBlack;herewasPralitsky’s"Torkershell,"andthiswasMadameDanton’sWhite;theresneakedBlenkinshoff’sMaltee,andthatclimbingonthebarrowwasSawyer’soldOrangeBilly,animpudentfraudthatneverhadhadanyfinancialbacking,——alltoberememberedandkeptinaccount。Thisone’sownerwassurepay,adimeaweek;thatone’sdoubtful。TherewasJohnWashee’sCat,thatgotonlyasmallpiecebecauseJohnwasinarrears。Thentherewasthesaloon—keeper’scollaredandribbonedratter,whichgotanextralumpbecausethe’barkeep’wasliberal;andtherounds—man’sCat,thatbroughtnocash,butgotunusualconsiderationbecausethemeat—mandid。Buttherewereothers。A
  blackCatwithawhitenosecamerushingconfidentlywiththerest,onlytoberepulsedsavagely。Alas!Pussydidnotunderstand。Shehadbeenapensionerofthebarrowformonths。
  Whythisunkindchange?Itwasbeyondhercomprehension。Butthemeat—manknew。Hermistresshadstoppedpayment。Themeat—mankeptnobooksbuthismemory,anditneverwasatfault。
  Outsidethispatrician’fourhundred’aboutthebarrow,wereotherCats,keepingawayfromthepush—cartbecausetheywerenotonthelist,theSocialRegisterasitwere,yetfascinatedbytheheavenlysmellandthefaintpossibilityofaccidentalgoodluck。Amongthesehangers—onwasathingraySlummer,ahomelessCatthatlivedbyherwits——slab—sidedandnotover—clean。Onecouldseeataglancethatshewasdoingherdutybyafamilyinsomeout—of—the—waycorner。ShekeptoneeyeonthebarrowcircleandtheotheronthepossibleDogs。
  ShesawascoreofhappyCatsslinkoffwiththeirdelicious’daily’andtheirtiger—likeair,butnoopeningforher,tillabigTomofherownclasssprangonalittlepensionerwithintenttorob。Thevictimdroppedthemeattodefendherselfagainsttheenemy,andbeforethe’all—powerful’couldintervene,thegraySlummersawherchance,seizedtheprize,andwasgone。
  ShewentthroughtheholeinMenzie’ssidedoorandoverthewallattheback,thensatdownanddevouredthelumpofliver,lickedherchops,feltabsolutelyhappy,andsetoutbydeviouswaystotherubbish—yard,where,inthebottomofanoldcracker—box,herfamilywasawaitingher。Aplaintivemewingreachedherears。ShewentatspeedandreachedtheboxtoseeahugeBlackTom—catcalmlydestroyingherbrood。Hewastwiceasbigasshe,butshewentathimwithallherstrength,andhedidasmostanimalswilldowhencaughtwrong—doing,heturnedandranaway。Onlyonewasleft,alittlethinglikeitsmother,butofmorepronouncedcolor——graywithblackspots,andawhitetouchonnose,ears,andtail—tip。Therecanbenoquestionofthemother’sgriefforafewdays;butthatworeoff,andallhercarewasforthesurvivor。ThatbenevolencewasasfaraspossiblefromthemotivesofthemurderousoldTomtherecanbenodoubt;butheprovedablessingindeepdisguise,forbothmotherandKitwerevisiblybetteredinashorttime。Thedailyquestforfoodcontinued。Themeat—manrarelyprovedasuccess,buttheash—canswerethere,andiftheydidnotaffordameat—supply,atleasttheyweresuretoproducepotato—skinsthatcouldbeusedtoallaythegripeofhungerforanotherday。
  OnenightthemotherCatsmeltawonderfulsmellthatcamefromtheEastRiverattheendofthealley。Anewsmellalwaysneedsinvestigating,andwhenitisattractiveaswellasnew,thereisbutonecourseopen。ItledPussytothedocksablockaway,andthenoutonawharf,awayfromanycoverbutthenight。Asuddennoise,agrowlandarush,werethefirstnoticeshehadthatshewascutoffbyheroldenemy,theWharfDog。Therewasonlyoneescape。Sheleapedfromthewharftothevesselfromwhichthesmellcame。TheDogcouldnotfollow,sowhenthefish—boatsailedinthemorningPussyunwillinglywentwithherandwasseennomore。
  II
  TheSlumKittenwaitedinvainforhermother。Themorningcameandwent。Shebecameveryhungry。Towardeveningadeep—laidinstinctdroveherforthtoseekfood。Sheslunkoutoftheoldbox,andfeelingherwaysilentlyamongtherubbish,shesmelteverythingthatseemedeatable,butwithoutfindingfood。AtlengthshereachedthewoodenstepsleadingdownintoJapMalee’sbird—storeunderground。Thedoorwasopenalittle。Shewanderedintoaworldofrankandcurioussmellsandanumberoflivingthingsincagesallabouther。Anegrowassittingidlyonaboxinacorner。Hesawthelittlestrangerenterandwatcheditcuriously。ItwanderedpastsomeRabbits。Theypaidnoheed。Itcametoawide—barredcageinwhichwasaFox。Thegentlemanwiththebushytailwasinafarcorner。Hecrouchedlow;hiseyesglowed。TheKittenwandered,sniffing,uptothebars,putitsheadin,sniffedagain,thenmadetowardthefeed—pan,tobeseizedinaflashbythecrouchingFox。Itgaveafrightened"mew,"butasingleshakecutthatshortandwouldhaveendedKitty’sninelivesatonce,hadnotthenegrocometotherescue。
  Hehadnoweaponandcouldnotgetintothecage,buthespatwithsuchcopiousvigorintheFox’sfacethathedroppedtheKittenandreturnedtothecorner,theretositblinkinghiseyesinsullenfear。
  ThenegropulledtheKittenout。Theshakeofthebeastofpreyseemedtohavestunnedthevictim,reallytohavesaveditmuchsuffering。TheKittenseemedunharmed,butgiddy。Ittotteredinacircleforatime,thenslowlyrevived,andafewminuteslaterwaspurringinthenegro’slap,apparentlynonetheworse,whenJapMalee,thebird—man,camehome。
  JapwasnotanOriental;hewasafull—bloodedCockney,buthiseyesweresuchlittleaccidentalslitsaslantinhisround,flatface,thathisfirstnamewasforgotteninthehighlydescriptivetitleof"Jap。"Hewasnotespeciallyunkindtothebirdsandbeastswhosesalesweresupposedtofurnishhisliving,buthiseyewasonthemainchance;heknewwhathewanted。Hedidn’twanttheSlumKitten。
  Thenegrogaveitallthefooditcouldeat,thencarriedittoadistantblockanddroppeditinaneighboringiron—yard。
  III
  Onefullmealisasmuchasanyoneneedsintwoorthreedays,andundertheinfluenceofthisstored—upheatandpower,Kittywasverylively。Shewalkedaroundthepiled—uprubbish,castcuriousglancesonfar—awayCanary—birdsincagesthathungfromhighwindows;shepeepedoverfences,discoveredalargeDog,gotquietlydownagain,andpresentlyfindingashelteredplaceinfullsunlight,shelaydownandsleptforanhour。A
  slight’sniff’awakenedher,andbeforeherstoodalargeBlackCatwithglowinggreeneyes,andthethickneckandsquarejawsthatdistinguishtheTom;ascarmarkedhischeek,andhisleftearwastorn。Hislookwasfarfromfriendly;hisearsmovedbackwardalittle,histailtwitched,andafaint,deepsoundcamefromhisthroat。TheKitteninnocentlywalkedtowardhim。
  Shedidnotrememberhim。Herubbedthesidesofhisjawsonapost,andquietly,slowlyturnedanddisappeared。Thelastthatshesawofhimwastheendofhistailtwitchingfromsidetoside;andthelittleSlummerhadnoideathatshehadbeenasneardeathto—day,asshehadbeenwhensheventuredintothefox—cage。
  AsnightcameontheKittenbegantofeelhungry。Sheexaminedcarefullythelonginvisiblecoloredstreamthatthewindismadeof。Sheselectedthemostinterestingofitsstrands,and,nose—led,followed。Inthecorneroftheiron—yardwasaboxofgarbage。Amongthisshefoundsomethingthatansweredfairlywellforfood;abucketofwaterunderafaucetofferedachancetoquenchherthirst。
  Thenightwasspentchieflyinprowlingaboutandlearningthemainlinesoftheiron—yard。Thenextdayshepassedasbefore,sleepinginthesun。Thusthetimeworeon。Sometimesshefoundagoodmealatthegarbage—box,sometimestherewasnothing。OnceshefoundthebigBlackTomthere,butdiscreetlywithdrewbeforehesawher。Thewater—bucketwasusuallyatitsplace,or,failingthat,thereweresomemuddylittlepoolsonthestonebelow。Butthegarbage—boxwasveryunreliable。Onceitleftherforthreedayswithoutfood。Shesearchedalongthehighfence,andseeingasmallhole,crawledthroughthatandfoundherselfintheopenstreet。Thiswasanewworld,butbeforeshehadventuredfar,therewasanoisy,rumblingrush——alargeDogcamebounding,andKittyhadbarelytimetorunbackintotheholeinthefence。Shewasdreadfullyhungry,andgladtofindsomeoldpotato—peelings,whichgavealittlerespitefromthehunger—pang。Inthemorningshedidnotsleep,butprowledforfood。SomeSparrowschirrupedintheyard。Theywereoftenthere,butnowtheywereviewedwithneweyes。ThesteadypressureofhungerhadrousedthewildhunterintheKitten;thoseSparrowsweregame——werefood。Shecrouchedinstinctivelyandstalkedfromcovertocover,butthechirperswerealertandflewintime。Notonce,butmanytimes,shetriedwithoutresultexcepttoconfirmtheSparrowsinthelistofthingstobeeatenifobtainable。
  OnthefifthdayofilllucktheSlumKittyventuredforthintothestreet,desperatelybentonfindingfood。Whenfarfromthehavenholesomesmallboysopenedfireatherwithpiecesofbrick。Sheraninfear。ADogjoinedinthechase,andKitty’spositiongrewperilous;butanold—fashionedironfenceroundahouse—frontwasthere,andsheslippedinbetweentherailsastheDogovertookher。AwomaninawindowaboveshoutedattheDog。Thentheboysdroppedapieceofcat—meatdowntotheunfortunate;andKittyhadthemostdeliciousmealofherlife。
  Thestoopaffordedarefuge。Underthisshesatpatientlytillnightfallcamewithquiet,thensneakedbacklikeashadowtoheroldiron—yard。
  Thusthedayswentbyfortwomonths。Shegrewinsizeandstrengthandinanintimateknowledgeoftheimmediateneighborhood。ShemadetheacquaintanceofDowneyStreet,wherelongrowsofash—cansweretobeseeneverymorning。Sheformedherownideasoftheirproprietors。Thebighousewastoher,notaRomanCatholicmission,butaplacewhosegarbage—tinsaboundedinchoicestfishscrapings。Shesoonmadetheacquaintanceofthemeat—man,andjoinedintheshyfringeofCatsthatformedtheoutercircle。ShealsomettheWharfDogaswellastwoorthreeotherhorrorsofthesameclass。Sheknewwhattoexpectofthemandhowtoavoidthem;andshewashappyinbeingtheinventorofanewindustry。ManythousandCatshavedoubtlesshung,inhope,aboutthetemptingmilk—cansthattheearlymilk—manleavesonstepsandwindow—ledges,anditwasbythemerestaccidentthatKittyfoundonewithabrokenlid,andsowastaughttoraiseitandhaveasatisfyingdrink。Bottles,ofcourse,werebeyondher,butmanyacanhasamisfitlid,andKittywasverypainstakinginhereffortstodiscovertheloose—jointedones。Finallysheextendedherrangebyexplorationtillsheachievedtheheartofthenextblock,andfarther,tilloncemoreamongthebarrelsandboxesoftheyardbehindthebird—man’scellar。
  Theoldiron—yardneverhadbeenhome,shehadalwaysfeltlikeastrangerthere;buthereshehadasenseofownership,andatonceresentedthepresenceofanothersmallCat。Sheapproachedthisnewcomerwiththreateningair。Thetwohadgotasfarassnarlingandspittingwhenabucketofwaterfromanupperwindowdrenchedthembothandeffectuallycooledtheirwrath。Theyfled,thenewcomeroverthewall,SlumKittyundertheveryboxwhereshehadbeenborn。Thiswholebackregionappealedtoherstrongly,andhereagainshetookupherabode。Theyardhadnomoregarbagefoodthantheotherandnowateratall,butitwasfrequentedbystrayRatsandafewMiceofthefinestquality;
  thesewereoccasionallysecured,andaffordednotonlyapalatablemeal,butwerethecauseofherwinningafriend。
  IV
  Kittywasnowfullygrown。Shewasastriking—lookingCatofthetigertype。Hermarkswereblackonaverypalegray,andthefourbeauty—spotsofwhiteonnose,ears,andtail—tiplentacertaindistinction。Shewasveryexpertatgettingaliving,andyetshehadsomedaysofstarvationandfailedinherambitionofcatchingaSparrow。Shewasquitealone,butanewforcewascomingintoherlife。
  ShewaslyinginthesunoneAugustday,whenalargeBlackCatcamewalkingalongthetopofawallinherdirection。Sherecognizedhimatoncebyhistornear。Sheslunkintoherboxandhid。Hepickedhiswaygingerly,boundedlightlytoashedthatwasattheendoftheyard,andwascrossingtheroofwhenaYellowCatroseup。TheBlackTornglaredandgrowled,sodidtheYellowTom。Theirtailslashedfromsidetoside。Strongthroatsgrowledandyowled。Theyapproachedeachotherwithearslaidback,withmusclesa—tense。
  "Yow—yow—ow!"saidtheBlackOne。
  "Wow—w—w!"wastheslightlydeeperanswer。
  "Ya—wow—wow—wow!"saidtheBlackOne,edginguphalfaninchnearer。
  "Yow—w—w!"wastheYellowanswer,astheblondCatrosetofullheightandsteppedwithvastdignityawholeinchforward。
  "Yow—w!"andhewentanotherinch,whilehistailwentswish,thump,fromonesidetotheother。
  "Ya—wow—yow—w!"screamedtheBlackinarisingtone,andhebackedtheeighthofaninch,ashemarkedthebroad,unshrinkingbreastbeforehim。
  Windowsopenedallaround,humanvoiceswereheard,buttheCatscenewenton。
  "Yow—yow—ow!"rumbledtheYellowPeril,hisvoicedeepeningastheother’srose。
  "Yow!"andheadvancedanotherstep。
  Nowtheirnoseswerebutthreeinchesapart;theystoodsidewise,bothreadytoclinch,buteachwaitingfortheother。Theyglaredforthreeminutesinsilenceandlikestatues,exceptthateachtail—tipwastwisting。
  TheYellowbeganagain。"Yow—ow—ow!"indeeptone。
  "Ya—a—a——a—a!"screamedtheBlack,withintenttostriketerrorbyhisyell;butheretreatedonesixteenthofaninch。TheYellowwalkedupalonghalf—inch;theirwhiskersweremixingnow;anotheradvance,andtheirnosesalmosttouched。
  "Yo—w—w!"saidYellow,likeadeepmoan。
  "Y—a—a—a—a—a—a!"screamedtheBlack,butheretreatedathirty—secondofaninch,andtheYellowWarriorclosedandclinchedlikeademon。
  Oh,howtheyrolledandbitandtore,especiallytheYellowOne!
  Howtheypitchedandgrippedandhugged,butespeciallytheYellowOne!
  Overandover,sometimesoneontop,sometimesanother,butmostlytheYellowOne;andfarthertilltheyrolledofftheroof,amidcheersfromallthewindows。Theylostnotasecondinthatfalltothejunk—yard;theytoreandclawedallthewaydown,butespeciallytheYellowOne。Andwhentheystrucktheground,stillfighting,theoneontopwaschieflytheYellowOne;andbeforetheyseparatedbothhadhadasmuchastheywanted,especiallytheBlackOne!Hescaledawalland,bleedingandgrowling,disappeared,whilethenewswaspassedfromwindowtowindowthatCayley’sNighadbeenlickedatlastbyOrangeBilly。
  EithertheYellowCatwasaverycleverseeker,orelseSlumKittydidnothideveryhard;buthediscoveredheramongtheboxes,andshemadenoattempttogetaway,probablybecauseshehadwitnessedthefight。Thereisnothinglikesuccessinwarfaretowinthefemaleheart,andthereaftertheYellowTomandKittybecameverygoodfriends,notsharingeachother’slivesorfood,——Catsdonotdothatwaymuch,——butrecognizingeachotherasentitledtospecialfriendlyprivileges。
  V
  Septemberhadgone。October’sshorteningdayswereonwhenaneventtookplaceintheoldcracker—box。IfOrangeBillyhadcomehewouldhaveseenfivelittleKittenscurledupintheembraceoftheirmother,thelittleSlumCat。Itwasawonderfulthingforher。Shefeltalltheelationananimalmothercanfeel,allthedelight,andshelovedthemandlickedthemwithatendernessthatmusthavebeenasurprisetoherself,hadshehadthepowertothinkofsuchthings。
  Shehadaddedajoytoherjoylesslife,butshehadalsoaddedacareandaheavyweighttoherheavyload。Allherstrengthwastakennowtofindfood。Theburdenincreasedastheoffspringgrewupbigenoughtoscrambleabouttheboxes,whichtheydiddailyduringherabsenceaftertheyweresixweeksold。Thattroublesgoinflocksandluckinstreaks,iswellknowninSlumland。KittyhadhadthreeencounterswithDogs,andhadbeenstonedbyMalee’snegroduringatwodays’starve。Thenthetideturned。Theverynextmorningshefoundafullmilk—canwithoutalid,successfullyrobbedabarrowpensioner,andfoundabigfish—head,allwithintwohours。Shehadjustreturnedwiththatperfectpeacewhichcomesonlyofafullstomach,whenshesawalittlebrowncreatureinherjunk—yard。Huntingmemoriescamebackinstrength;shedidn’tknowwhatitwas,butshehadkilledandeatenseveralMice,andthiswasevidentlyabigMousewithbob—tailandlargeears。Kittystalkeditwithelaboratebutunnecessarycaution;thelittleRabbitsimplysatupandlookedfaintlyamused。Hedidnottrytorun,andKittysprangonhimandborehimoff。Asshewasnothungry,shecarriedhimtothecracker—boxanddroppedhimamongtheKittens。Hewasnotmuchhurt。Hegotoverhisfright,andsincehecouldnotgetoutofthebox,hesnuggledamongtheKittens,andwhentheybegantotaketheireveningmealheverysoondecidedtojointhem。TheoldCatwaspuzzled。Thehunterinstincthadbeendominant,butabsenceofhungerhadsavedtheRabbitandgiventhematernalinstinctachancetoappear。TheresultwasthattheRabbitbecameamemberofthefamily,andwasthenceforthguardedandfedwiththeKittens。
  Twoweekswentby。TheKittensrompedmuchamongtheboxesduringtheirmother’sabsence。TheRabbitcouldnotgetoutofthebox。
  JapMalee,seeingtheKittensaboutthebackyard,toldthenegrotoshootthem。Thishewasdoingonemorningwitha22—calibrerifle。Hehadshotoneafteranotherandseenthemdropfromsightintothecranniesofthelumber—pile,whentheoldCatcamerunningalongthewallfromthedock,carryingasmallWharfRat。
  Hehadbeenreadytoshoother,too,butthesightofthatRatchangedhisplans:arat—catchingCatwasworthytolive。Ithappenedtobetheveryfirstoneshehadevercaught,butitsavedherlife。Shethreadedthelumber—mazetothecracker—boxandwasprobablypuzzledtofindthattherewerenoKittenstocomeathercall,andtheRabbitwouldnotpartakeoftheRat。
  PussycurleduptonursetheRabbit,butshecalledfromtimetotimetosummontheKittens。Guidedbythatcall,thenegrocrawledquietlytotheplace,andpeeringdownintothecracker—box,saw,tohisintensesurprise,thatitcontainedtheoldCat,aliveRabbit,andadeadRat。
  ThemotherCatlaidbackherearsandsnarled。Thenegrowithdrew,butaminutelateraboardwasdroppedontheopeningofthecracker—box,andthedenwithitstenants,deadandalive,wasliftedintothebird—cellar。
  "Say,boss,looka—hyar——hyar’swheredelittleRabbitgottowotwelost。Yo’shot’oughtAhstoledhimforde’tater—bake。"
  KittyandBunnywerecarefullyputinalargewirecageandexhibitedasahappyfamilytillafewdayslater,whentheRabbittooksickanddied。
  Pussyhadneverbeenhappyinthecage。Shehadenoughtoeatanddrink,butshecravedherfreedom——wouldlikelyhavegotten’deathorliberty’
  now,butthatduringthefourdays’captivityshehadsocleanedandslickedherfurthatherunusualcoloringwasseen,andJapdecidedtokeepher。
  LIFEII
  VI
  JapMaleewasasdisreputablealittleCockneybantamaseversoldcheapCanary—birdsinacellar。Hewasextremelypoor,andthenegrolivedwithhimbecausethe’Henglish—man’waswillingtosharebedandboard,andotherwiseadmitaperfectequalitythatfewAmericansconceded。Japwasperfectlyhonestaccordingtohislights,buthehadn’tanylights;anditwaswellknownthathischiefrevenuewasderivedfromstoringandrestoringstolenDogsandCats。Thehalf—dozenCanariesweremereblinds。
  YetJapbelievedinhimself。"Hitellyou,Sammy,meboy,you’llseemewith’orsesofmyownyet,"hewouldsay,whensometriflingsuccessinflatedhisdirtylittlechest。Hewasnotwithoutambition,inaweak,flabby,once—in—a—whileway,andhesometimeswishedtobeknownasafancier。Indeed,hehadoncegonethewildlengthofofferingaCatforexhibitionattheKnickerbockerHighSocietyCatandPetShow,withthreenotover—clearobjects:first,togratifyhisambition;second,tosecuretheexhibitor’sfreepass;and,third,"well,youkneow,one’astokneowthevaluableCats,youkneow,whenonegoesa—catting。"Butthiswasasocietyshow,theexhibitorhadtobeintroduced,andhismiserableallegedhalf—Persianwasscornfullyrejected。The’LostandFound’columnsofthepapersweretheonlyonesofinteresttoJap,buthehadnoticedandsavedaclippingabout’breedingforfur。’Thiswasstuckonthewallofhisden,andunderitsinfluencehesetaboutwhatseemedacruelexperimentwiththeSlumCat。First,hesoakedherdirtyfurwithstufftokillthetwoorthreekindsofcreepersshewore;and,whenithaddoneitswork,hewashedherthoroughlyinsoapandwarmwater,inspiteofherteeth,claws,andyowls。Kittywassavagelyindignant,butawarmandhappyglowspreadoverherasshedriedoffinacagenearthestove,andherfurbegantofluffoutwithwonderfulsoftnessandwhiteness。Japandhisassistantweremuchpleasedwiththeresult,andKittyoughttohavebeen。Butthiswaspreparatory:nowfortheexperiment。
  "Nothingissogoodforgrowingfurasplentyofoilyfoodandcontinuedexposuretocoldweather,"saidtheclipping。Winterwasathand,andJapMaleeputKitty’scageoutintheyard,protectedonlyfromtherainandthedirectwind,andfedherwithalltheoil—cakeandfish—headsshecouldeat。Inaweekachangebegantoshow。Shewasrapidlygettingfatandsleek——shehadnothingtodobutgetfatanddressherfur。Hercagewaskeptclean,andnaturerespondedtothechillweatherandtheoilyfoodbymakingKitty’scoatthickerandglossiereveryday,sothatbymidwintershewasanunusuallybeautifulCatinthefullestandfinestoffur,withmarkingsthatwereatleastararity。Japwasmuchpleasedwiththeresultoftheexperiment,andasaverylittlesuccesshadawonderfuleffectonhim,hebegantodreamofthepathsofglory。WhynotsendtheSlumCattotheshownowcomingon?Thefailureoftheyearbeforemadehimmorecarefulastodetails。"’Twon’tdo,yekneow,Sammy,tohenter’erasatrampCat,yekneow,"heobservedtohishelp;
  "butitkinbearrangedtosuittheKnickerbockers。Nothinklikeagoodnoime,yekneow。Yeseenowithadorterbe’Royal’
  somethinkorother——nothinkgoeswiththeKnickerbockerslike’Royal’anythink。Now’RoyalDick,’or’RoyalSam,’’ow’sthat?
  But’owldon;them’sTomnames。Oisay,Sammy,wot’sthenoimeofthatislandwhereyewuzborn?"
  "AnalostanIsland,sah,wasmynativevicinity,sah。"
  "Oisay,now,that’sgood,yekneow。’RoyalAnalostan,’byJove!
  Theonliestpedigreed’RoyalAnalostan’inthe’olesheow,yekneow。Ain’tthatfoine?"andtheymingledtheircackles。
  "Butwe’ll’aveto’aveapedigree,yekneow。"Soaverylongfakepedigreeontherecognizedlineswasprepared。OnedarkafternoonSam,inaborrowedsilkhat,deliveredtheCatandthepedigreeattheshowdoor。Thedarkeydidthehonors。HehadbeenaSixthAvenuebarber,andhecouldputonmorepompandloftyhauteurinfiveminutesthanJapMaleecouldhavedisplayedinalifetime,andthis,doubtless,wasonereasonfortherespectfulreceptionawardedtheRoyalAnalostanattheCatShow。
  Japwasveryproudtobeanexhibitor;buthehadallaCockney’sreverencefortheupperclass,andwhenontheopeningdayhewenttothedoor,hewasoverpoweredtoseethearrayofcarriagesandsilkhats。Thegate—manlookedathimsharply,butpassedhimonhisticket,doubtlesstakinghimforstable—boytosomeexhibitor。Thehallhadvelvetcarpetsbeforethelongrowsofcages。Jap,inhissmallcunning,wassneakingdownthesiderows,glancingattheCatsofallkinds,notingtheblueribbonsandthereds,peeringaboutbutnotdaringtoaskforhisownexhibit,inlytremblingtothinkwhatthegorgeousgatheringoffashionwouldsayiftheydiscoveredthetrickhewasplayingonthem。Hehadpassedallaroundtheouteraislesandseenmanyprize—winners,butnosignofSlumKitty。Theinneraislesweremorecrowded。Hepickedhiswaydownthem,butstillnoKitty,andhedecidedthatitwasamistake;thejudgeshadrejectedtheCatlater。Nevermind;hehadhisexhibitor’sticket,andnowknewwhereseveralvaluablePersiansandAngorasweretobefound。
  Inthemiddleofthecentreaislewerethehigh—classCats。A
  greatthrongwasthere。Thepassagewasroped,andtwopolicemenwereinplacetokeepthecrowdmoving。Japwriggledinamongthem;hewastooshorttoseeover,andthoughtherichlygownedfolksshrunkfromhisshabbyoldclothes,hecouldnotgetnear;
  buthegatheredfromtheremarksthatthegemoftheshowwasthere。
  "Oh,isn’tsheabeauty!"saidonetallwoman。
  "Whatdistinction!"wasthereply。
  "Onecannotmistaketheairthatcomesonlyfromagesofthemostrefinedsurroundings。"
  "HowIshouldliketoownthatsuperbcreature!"
  "Suchdignity——suchrepose!"
  "ShehasanauthenticpedigreenearlybacktothePharaohs,I
  hear";andpoor,dirtylittleJapmarvelledathisowncheekinsendinghisSlumCatintosuchcompany。
  "Excuseme,madame。"Thedirectoroftheshownowappeared,edginghiswaythroughthecrowd。"Theartistofthe’sportingElement’ishere,underorderstosketchthe’pearloftheshow’
  forimmediateuse。MayIaskyoutostandalittleaside?That’sit;thankyou。
  "Oh,Mr。Director,cannotyoupersuadehimtosellthatbeautifulcreature?"
  "Hm,Idon’tknow,"wasthereply。"Iunderstandheisamanofamplemeansandnotatallapproachable;butI’11try,I’lltry,madame。Hewasquiteunwillingtoexhibithistreasureatall,soIunderstandfromhisbutler。Here,you,keepoutoftheway,"growledthedirector,astheshabbylittlemaneagerlypushedbetweentheartistandtheblue—bloodedCat。ButthedisreputableonewantedtoknowwherevaluableCatsweretobefound。Hecamenearenoughtogetaglimpseofthecage,andtherereadaplacardwhichannouncedthat"TheblueribbonandgoldmedaloftheKnickerbockerHighSocietyCatandPetShow"hadbeenawardedtothe"thoroughbred,pedigreedRoyalAnalostan,importedandexhibitedbyJ。Malee,Esq。,thewell—knownfancier。(Notforsale。)"Japcaughthisbreathandstaredagain。Yes,surely;
  there,highinagildedcage,onvelvetcushions,withfourpolicemenforguards,herfurbrightblackandpalegray,herbluisheyesslightlyclosed,washisSlumKitty,lookingthepictureofaCatboredtodeathwithalotoffussthatshelikesaslittleassheunderstandsit。
  VII
  JapMaleelingeredaroundthatcage,takingintheremarks,forhours——drinkingadraughtofglorysuchashehadneverknowninlifebeforeandrarelyglimpsedinhisdreams。Buthesawthatitwouldbewiseforhimtoremainunknown;his"butler"mustdoallthebusiness。
  ItwasSlumKittywhomadethatshowasuccess。Eachdayhervaluewentupinherowner’seyes。HedidnotknowwhatpriceshadbeengivenforCats,andthoughtthathewastouchingarecordpitchwhenhis"butler"gavethedirectorauthoritytoselltheAnalostanforonehundreddollars。
  ThisishowitcameaboutthattheSlumCatfoundherselftransferredfromtheshowtoaFifthAvenuemansion。Sheevincedamostunaccountablewildnessatfirst。Herobjectiontopetting,however,wasexplainedonthegroundofheraristocraticdislikeoffamiliarity。HerretreatfromtheLap—dogontothecentreofthedinner—tablewasunderstoodtoexpressadeep—rootedthoughmistakenideaofavoidingadefilingtouch。HerassaultsonapetCanarywerecondonedforthereasonthatinhernativeOrientshehadbeenusedtodespoticexample。Thepatricianwayinwhichshewouldgetthecoveroffamilk—canwasespeciallyapplauded。Herdislikeofhersilk—linedbasket,andherfrequentdashesagainsttheplate—glasswindows,wereeasilyunderstood:thebasketwastooplain,andplate—glasswasnotusedinherroyalhome。HerspottingofthecarpetevidencedherEasternmodesofthought。
  ThefailureofherseveralattemptstocatchSparrowsinthehigh—walledbackyardwasnewproofoftheroyalimpotencyofherbringingup;whileherfrequentwallowingsinthegarbage—canwereunderstoodtobethemanifestationofalittlepardonablehigh—borneccentricity。Shewasfedandpampered,shownandpraised;butshewasnothappy。Kittywashomesick!Sheclawedatthatblueribbonroundhernecktillshegotitoff;shejumpedagainsttheplate—glassbecausethatseemedtheroadtooutside;
  sheavoidedpeopleandDogsbecausetheyhadalwaysprovedhostileandcruel;andshewouldsitandgazeontheroofsandbackyardsattheothersideofthewindow,wishingshecouldbeamongthemforachange。
  Butshewasstrictlywatched,wasneverallowedoutside——sothatallthehappygarbage—canmomentsoccurredwhilethesereceptaclesofjoywereindoors。OnenightinMarch,however,astheyweresetouta—rowfortheearlyscavenger,theRoyalAnalostansawherchance,slippedoutofthedoor,andwaslosttoview。
  Ofcoursetherewasagrandstir;butPussyneitherknewnorcaredanythingaboutthat——heronethoughtwastogohome。ItmayhavebeenchancethattookherbackinthedirectionofGramercyGrangeHill,butshedidarrivethereaftersundrysmalladventures。Andnowwhat?Shewasnotathome,andshehadcutoffherliving。Shewasbeginningtobehungry,andyetshehadapeculiarsenseofhappiness。Shecoweredinafrontgardenforsometime。Araweastwindhadbeenrising,andnowitcametoherwithaparticularlyfriendlymessage;manwouldhavecalleditanunpleasantsmellofthedocks,buttoPussyitwaswelcometidingsfromhome。ShetrotteddownthelongStreetdueeast,threadingtherailsoffrontgardens,stoppinglikeastatueforaninstant,orcrossingthestreetinsearchofthedarkestside,andcameatlengthtothedocksandtothewater。Buttheplacewasstrange。Shecouldgonorthorsouth。Somethingturnedhersouthward;and,dodgingamongdocksandDogs,cartsandCats,crookedarmsofthebayandstraightboardfences,shegot,inanhourortwo,amongfamiliarscenesandsmells;and,beforethesuncameup,shehadcrawledback—wearyandfoot—sorethroughthesameoldholeinthesameoldfenceandoverawalltoherjunk—yardbackofthebird—cellar——yes,backintotheverycracker—boxwhereshewasborn。
  Oh,iftheFifthAvenuefamilycouldonlyhaveseenherinhernativeOrient!
  Afteralongrestshecamequietlydownfromthecracker—boxtowardthestepsleadingtothecellar,engagedinherold—timepursuitofseekingforeatables。Thedooropened,andtherestoodthenegro。Heshoutedtothebird—maninside:
  "Say,boss,comehyar。Efdereain’tdatdarRoyalAnkalostanamcomedback!"
  JapcameintimetoseetheCatjumpingthewall。Theycalledloudlyandinthemostseductive,wheedlingtones:"Pussy,Pussy,poorPussy!Come,Pussy!"ButPussywasnotprepossessedintheirfavor,anddisappearedtoforageinherold—timehaunts。
  TheRoyalAnalostanhadbeenawindfallforJap——hadbeenthemeansofaddingmanycomfortstothecellarandseveralprisonerstothecages。Itwasnowoftheutmostimportancetorecapturehermajesty。Stalemeat—offalandotherinfalliblelureswereputouttillPussy,urgedbythereestablishedhunger—pinch,creptuptoalargefish—headinabox—trap;thenegro,inwatching,pulledthestringthatdroppedthelid,and,aminutelater,theAnalostanwasoncemoreamongtheprisonersinthecellar。
  MeanwhileJaphadbeenwatchingthe’LostandFound’column。
  Thereitwas,"$25reward,"etc。ThatnightMr。Malee’sbutlercalledattheFifthAvenuemansionwiththemissingcat。"Mr。
  Malee’scompliments,sah。DeRoyalAnalostanhadrecurredinherrecentproprietor’svicinityandresidence,sah。Mr。MaleehadpleasureinrecuperatingtheRoyalAnalostan,sah。"OfcourseMr。
  Maleecouldnotberewarded,butthebutlerwasopentoanyoffer,andplainlyshowedthatheexpectedthepromisedrewardandsomethingmore。
  Kittywasguardedverycarefullyafterthat;butsofarfrombeingdisgustedwiththeoldlifeofstarving,andgladofherease,shebecamewilderandmoredissatisfied。
  VIII
  ThespringwasdoingitsNewYorkbest。ThedirtylittleEnglishSparrowsweretumblingovereachotherintheirgutterbrawls,Catsyowledallnightintheareas,andtheFifthAvenuefamilywerethinkingoftheircountryresidence。Theypackedup,closedhouseandmovedofftotheirsummerhome,somefiftymilesaway,andPussy,inabasket,wentwiththem。
  "Justwhatsheneeded:achangeofairandscenetoweanherawayfromherformerownersandmakeherhappy。"
  ThebasketwasliftedintoaRumble—shaker。Newsoundsandpassingsmellswereenteredandleft。Aturninthecoursewasmade。Thenaroaringofmanyfeet,moreswingingofthebasket;ashortpause,anotherchangeofdirection,thensomeclicks,somebangs,alongshrillwhistle,anddoor—bellsofaverybigfrontdoor;arumbling,awhizzing,anunpleasantsmell,ahideoussmell,agrowinghorrible,hatefulchokingsmell,adeadly,griping,poisonousstench,withroaringthatdrownedpoorKitty’syowls,andjustasitnearedthepointwhereenduranceceased,therewasrelief。Sheheardclicksandclacks。Therewaslight;
  therewasair。Thenaman’svoicecalled,"Alloutfor125thStreet,"thoughofcoursetoKittyitwasamerehumanbellow。
  Theroaringalmostceased——didcease。Latertherackety—bangwasrenewedwithplentyofsoundsandshakes,thoughnotthepoisonousgas;along,hollow,boomingroarwithapleasantdocksmellwasquicklypassed,andthentherewasasuccessionofjolts,roars,jars,stops,clicks,clacks,smells,jumps,shakes,moresmells,moreshakes,——bigshakes,littleshakes,——gases,smokes,screeches,door—bells,tremblings,roars,thunders,andsomenewsmells,raps,taps,heavings,rumblings,andmoresmells,butallwithoutanyofthefeelthatthedirectionischanged。Whenatlastitstopped,thesuncametwinklingthroughthebasket—lid。TheRoyalCatwasliftedintoaRumble—shakeroftheoldfamiliarstyle,and,swervingasidefromtheirpastcourse,verysoonthenoisesofitswheelsweregrittingsandrattlings;anewandhorriblesoundwasadded——thebarkingofDogs,bigandlittleanddreadfullyclose。Thebasketwaslifted,andSlumKittyhadreachedhercountryhome。
  Everyonewasofficiouslykind。TheywantedtopleasetheRoyalCat,butsomehownoneofthemdid,except,possibly,thebig,fatcookthatKittydiscoveredonwanderingintothekitchen。Thisunctuouspersonsmeltmorelikeaslumthananythingshehadmetformonths,andtheRoyalAnalostanwasproportionatelyattracted。Thecook,whenshelearnedthatfearswereentertainedabouttheCatstaying,said:"Shure,she’d’tindtothot;wanstaCatlicksherfuts,shureshe’sathome。"Soshedeftlycaughttheunapproachableroyaltyinherapron,andcommittedthehorriblesacrilegeofgreasingthesolesofherfeetwithpot—grease。OfcourseKittyresentedit——sheresentedeverythingintheplace;butonbeingsetdownshebegantodressherpawsandfoundevidentsatisfactioninthatgrease。Shelickedallfourfeetforanhour,andthecooktriumphantlyannouncedthatnow"shureshe’dbeapttoshtay。"Andstayshedid,butsheshowedamostsurprisinganddisgustingpreferenceforthekitchen,thecook,andthegarbage—pail。
  Thefamily,thoughdistressedbythesedistinguishedpeculiarities,weregladtoseetheRoyalAnalostanmorecontentedandapproachable。Theygavehermorelibertyafteraweekortwo。Theyguardedherfromeverymenace。TheDogsweretaughttorespecther。NomanorboyabouttheplacewouldhavedreamedofthrowingastoneatthefamouspedigreedCat。Shehadallthefoodshewanted,butstillshewasnothappy。Shewashankeringformanythings,shescarcelyknewwhat。Shehadeverything——yes,butshewantedsomethingelse。Plentytoeatanddrink——yes,butmilkdoesnottastethesamewhenyoucangoanddrinkallyouwantfromasaucer;ithastobestolenoutofatinpailwhenyouarebelly—pinchedwithhungerandthirst,oritdoesnothavethetang——itisn’tmilk。
  Yes,therewasajunk—yardbackofthehouseandbesideitandaroundittoo,abigone,butitwaseverywherepoisonedandpollutedwithroses。TheveryHorsesandDogshadthewrongsmells;thewholecountryroundwasarepellentdesertoflifeless,disgustinggardensandhay—fields,withoutasingletenementorsmoke—stackinsight。Howshedidhateitall!Therewasonlyonesweet—smellingshrubinthewholehorribleplace,andthatwasinaneglectedcorner。Shedidenjoynippingthatandrollingintheleaves;itwasabrightspotinthegrounds;
  buttheonlyone,forshehadnotfoundarottenfish—headnorseenagenuinegarbage—cansinceshecame,andaltogetheritwasthemostunlovely,unattractive,unsmellablespotshehadeverknown。Shewouldsurelyhavegonethatfirstnighthadshehadtheliberty。Thelibertywasweeksincoming,and,meanwhile,heraffinitywiththecookhaddevelopedasabondtokeepher;butonedayafterasummerofdiscontentasuccessionofthingshappenedtostiranewthesluminstinctoftheroyalprisoner。
  Agreatbundleofstufffromthedockshadreachedthecountrymansion。Whatitcontainedwasoflittlemoment,butitwasrichwithascoreofthemostpiquantandwinsomeofdockandslumsmells。Thechordsofmemorysurelydwellinthenose,andPussy’spastwasconjuredupwithdangerousforce。Nextdaythecook’left’throughsometroubleoverthisverybundle。Itwasthecuttingofcables,andthateveningtheyoungestboyofthehouse,ahorridlittleAmericanwithnoproperappreciationofroyalty,wastyingatintotheblue—bloodedone’stail,doubtlessinfurtheranceofsomealtruisticproject,whenPussyresentedthelibertywithapawthatworefivebigfish—hooksfortheoccasion。ThehowlofdowntroddenAmericarousedAmerica’smother。Thedeftandwomanlyblowthatsheaimedwithherbookwasmiraculouslyavoided,andPussytookflight,up—stairs,ofcourse。AhuntedRatrunsdown—stairs,ahuntedDoggoesonthelevel,ahuntedCatrunsup。Shehidinthegarret,baffleddiscovery,andwaitedtillnightcame。Then,glidingdown—stairs,shetriedeachscreen—doorinturn,tillshefoundoneunlatched,andescapedintotheblackAugustnight。Pitch—blacktoman’seyes,itwassimplygraytoher,andsheglidedthroughthedisgustingshrubberyandflower—beds,tookafinalnipatthatonelittlebushthathadbeenanattractivespotinthegarden,andboldlytookherbacktrackofthespring。
  Howcouldshetakeabacktrackthatsheneversaw?Thereisinallanimalssomesenseofdirection。ItisverylowinmanandveryhighinHorses,butCatshavealargegift,andthismysteriousguidetookherwestward,notclearlyanddefinitely,butwithageneralimpulsethatwasmadedefinitesimplybecausetheroadwaseasytotravel。InanhourshehadcoveredtwomilesandreachedtheHudsonRiver。Hernosehadtoldhermanytimesthatthecoursewastrue。Smellaftersmellcameback,justasamanafterwalkingamileinastrangestreetmaynotrecallasinglefeature,butwillremember,onseeingitagain,"Why,yes,Isawthatbefore。"SoKitty’smainguidewasthesenseofdirection,butitwashernosethatkeptreassuringher,"Yes,nowyouareright——wepassedthisplacelastspring。"
  Attheriverwastherailroad。Shecouldnotgoonthewater;shemustgonorthorsouth。Thiswasacasewherehersenseofdirectionwasclear;itsaid,"Gosouth,"andKittytrotteddownthefoot—pathbetweentheironrailsandthefence。
  LIFEIII
  IX
  Catscangoveryfastupatreeoroverawall,butwhenitcomestothelongsteadytrotthatreelsoffmileaftermile,hourafterhour,itisnotthecat—hop,butthedog—trot,thatcounts。Althoughthetravellingwasgoodandthepathdirect,anhourhadgonebeforetwomoremileswereputbetweenherandtheHadesofroses。Shewastiredandalittlefoot—sore。ShewasthinkingofrestwhenaDogcamerunningtothefencenearby,andbrokeoutintosuchahorriblebarkingclosetoherearthatPussyleapedinterror。Sheranashardasshecoulddownthepath,atthesametimewatchingtoseeiftheDogshouldsucceedinpassingthefence。No,notyet!butheranclosebyit,growlinghorribly,whilePussyskippedalongonthesafeside。
  ThebarkingoftheDoggrewintoalowrumble——alouderrumbleandroaring——aterrifyingthunder。Alightshone。Kittyglancedbacktosee,nottheDog,butahugeBlackThingwithablazingredeyecomingon,yowlingandspittinglikeayardfullofCats。
  Sheputforthallherpowerstorun,madesuchtimeasshehadnevermadebefore,butdarednotleapthefence。ShewasrunninglikeaDog,wasflying,butallinvain;themonstrouspursuerovertookher,butmissedherinthedarkness,andhurriedpasttobelostinthenight,whileKittycrouchedgaspingforbreath,halfamilenearerhomesincethatDogbegantobark。
  Thiswasherfirstencounterwiththestrangemonster,strangetohereyesonly;hernoseseemedtoknowhimandtoldherthiswasanotherlandmarkonthehometrail。ButPussylostmuchofherfearofhiskind。Shelearnedthattheywereverystupidandcouldnotfindherifsheslippedquietlyunderafenceandlaystill。Beforemorningshehadencounteredseveralofthem,butescapedunharmedfromall。
  Aboutsunriseshereachedanicelittleslumonherhometrail,andwasluckyenoughtofindseveralunsterilizedeatablesinanash—heap。ShespentthedayaroundastablewhereweretwoDogsandanumberofsmallboys,thatbetweenthemcamenearendinghercareer。Itwassoverylikehome;butshehadnoideaofstayingthere。Shewasdrivenbytheoldcraving,andnexteveningsetoutasbefore。Shehadseentheone—eyedThunder—rollersalldaygoingby,andwasgettingusedtothem,sotravelledsteadilyallthatnight。ThenextdaywasspentinabarnwhereshecaughtaMouse,andthenextnightwaslikethelast,exceptthataDogsheencountereddroveherbackwardonhertrailforalongway。Severaltimesshewasmisledbyanglingroads,andwanderedfarastray,butintimeshewanderedbackagaintohergeneralsouthwardcourse。ThedayswerepassedinskulkingunderbarnsandhidingfromDogsandsmallboys,andthenightsinlimpingalongthetrack,forshewasgettingfoot—sore;
  butonshewent,mileaftermile,southward,eversouthward——Dogs,boys,Roarers,hunger——Dogs,boys,Roarers,hunger——yetonandonwardstillshewent,andhernosefromtimetotimecheeredherbyconfidentlyreporting,"Theresurelyisasmellwepassedlastspring。"
  X
  Soaweekwentby,andPussy,dirty,ribbon—less,foot—sore,andweary,arrivedattheHarlemBridge。Thoughitwasenvelopedindelicioussmells,shedidnotlikethelookofthatbridge。Forhalfthenightshewanderedupanddowntheshorewithoutdiscoveringanyothermeansofgoingsouth,exceptingsomeotherbridges,oranythingofinterestexceptthatherethemenwereasdangerousastheboys。Somehowshehadtocomebacktoit;notonlyitssmellswerefamiliar,butfromtimetotime,whenaOne—eyeranoverit,therewasthatpeculiarrumblingroarthatwasasensationinthespringtimetrip。Thecalmofthelatenightwasabroadwhensheleapedtothetimberstringerandglidedoutoverthewater。ShehadgotlessthanathirdofthewayacrosswhenathunderingOne—eyecameroaringatherfromtheoppositeend。Shewasmuchfrightened,butknowingtheirstupidityandblindness,shedroppedtoalowsidebeamandtherecrouchedinhiding。OfcoursethestupidMonstermissedherandpassedon,andallwouldhavebeenwell,butitturnedback,oranotherjustlikeitcamesuddenlyspittingbehindher。Pussyleapedtothelongtrackandmadeforthehomeshore。ShemighthavegottherehadnotathirdoftheRed—eyedTerrorscomescreechingatherfromthatside。Shewasrunningherhardest,butwascaughtbetweentwofoes。Therewasnothingforitbutadesperateleapfromthetimbersinto—shedidn’tknowwhat。Down,down,down—plop,splash,plungeintothedeepwater,notcold,foritwasAugust,butoh,sohorrible!Shesplutteredandcoughedwhenshecametothetop,glancedaroundtoseeiftheMonsterswereswimmingafterher,andstruckoutforshore。Shehadneverlearnedtoswim,andyetsheswam,forthesimplereasonthataCat’spositionandactionsinswimmingarethesameasherpositionandactionsinwalking。Shehadfallenintoaplaceshedidnotlike;naturallyshetriedtowalkout,andtheresultwasthatsheswamashore。Whichshore?Thehome—loveneverfails:thesouthsidewastheonlyshoreforher,theonenearesthome。Shescrambledoutalldrippingwet,upthemuddybankandthroughcoal—pilesanddust—heaps,lookingasblack,dirty,andunroyalasitwaspossibleforaCattolook。
  Oncetheshockwasover,theRoyal—pedigreedSlummerbegantofeelbetterfortheplunge。Agenialglowwithoutfromthebath,agenialsenseoftriumphwithin,forhadshenotoutwittedthreeofthebigTerrors?
  Hernose,hermemory,andherinstinctofdirectioninclinedhertogetonthetrackagain;buttheplacewasinfestedwiththoseThunder—rollers,andprudenceledhertoturnasideandfollowtheriver—bankwithitsmuskyhome—reminders;andthusshewassparedtheunspeakablehorrorsofthetunnel。