IsawyoungHarry,withhisbeaveron,Hiscuissesonhisthighs,gallantlyarm’dRisefromthegroundlikefeather’dMercury,Andvaultedwithsucheaseintohisseat,Asifanangeldropp’ddownfromtheclouds,ToturnandwindafieryPegasusAndwitchtheworldwithnoblehorsemanship。HOTSPURNomore,nomore:worsethanthesuninMarch,Thispraisedothnourishagues。Letthemcome:
  Theycomelikesacrificesintheirtrim,Andtothefire—eyedmaidofsmokywarAllhotandbleedingwillweofferthem:
  ThemailedMarsshallonhisaltarsitUptotheearsinblood。IamonfireTohearthisrichreprisalissonighAndyetnotours。Come,letmetastemyhorse,WhoistobearmelikeathunderboltAgainstthebosomofthePrinceofWales:
  HarrytoHarryshall,hothorsetohorse,Meetandne’erparttillonedropdownacorse。
  OthatGlendowerwerecome!VERNONThereismorenews:
  Ilearn’dinWorcester,asIrodealong,Hecannotdrawhispowerthisfourteendays。EARLOFDOUGLASThat’stheworsttidingsthatIhearofyet。WORCESTERAy,bymyfaith,thatbearsafrostysound。HOTSPURWhatmaytheking’swholebattlereachunto?VERNONTothirtythousand。HOTSPURFortyletitbe:
  MyfatherandGlendowerbeingbothaway,ThepowersofusmayservesogreatadayCome,letustakeamusterspeedily:
  Doomsdayisnear;dieall,diemerrily。EARLOFDOUGLASTalknotofdying:IamoutoffearOfdeathordeath’shandforthisone—halfyear。
  ExeuntSCENEII。ApublicroadnearCoventry。EnterFALSTAFFandBARDOLPHFALSTAFFBardolph,gettheebeforetoCoventry;
  fillmeabottleofsack:oursoldiersshallmarchthrough;
  we’lltoSuttonCo’fil’tonight。BARDOLPHWillyougivememoney,captain?FALSTAFFLayout,layout。BARDOLPHThisbottlemakesanangel。FALSTAFFAnifitdo,takeitforthylabour;andifitmaketwenty,takethemall;I’llanswerthecoinage。
  BidmylieutenantPetomeetmeattown’send。BARDOLPHIwill,captain:farewell。
  ExitFALSTAFFIfIbenotashamedofmysoldiers,I
  amasousedgurnet。Ihavemisusedtheking’spressdamnably。
  Ihavegot,inexchangeofahundredandfiftysoldiers,threehundredandoddpounds。Ipressmenonebutgoodhouse—holders,yeoman’ssons;inquiremeoutcontractedbachelors,suchashadbeenaskedtwiceonthebanns;suchacommodityofwarmslaves,ashadaslievehearthedevilasadrum;suchasfearthereportofacaliverworsethanastruckfowlorahurtwild—duck。Ipressedmenonebutsuchtoasts—and—butter,withheartsintheirbelliesnobiggerthanpins’heads,andtheyhaveboughtouttheirservices;andnowmywholechargeconsistsofancients,corporals,lieutenants,gentlemenofcompanies,slavesasraggedasLazarusinthepaintedcloth,wheretheglutton’sdogslickedhissores;andsuchasindeedwereneversoldiers,butdiscardedunjustserving—men,youngersonstoyoungerbrothers,revoltedtapstersandostlerstrade—fallen,thecankersofacalmworldandalongpeace,tentimesmoredishonourableraggedthananoldfacedancient:andsuchhaveI,tofilluptheroomsofthemthathaveboughtouttheirservices,thatyouwouldthinkthatIhadahundredandfiftytatteredprodigalslatelycomefromswine—keeping,fromeatingdraffandhusks。A
  madfellowmetmeonthewayandtoldmeIhadunloadedallthegibbetsandpressedthedeadbodies。Noeyehathseensuchscarecrows。I’llnotmarchthroughCoventrywiththem,that’sflat:nay,andthevillainsmarchwidebetwixtthelegs,asiftheyhadgyveson;forindeedIhadthemostofthemoutofprison。There’sbutashirtandahalfinallmycompany;andthehalfshirtistwonapkinstackedtogetherandthrownovertheshoulderslikeanherald’scoatwithoutsleeves;andtheshirt,tosaythetruth,stolenfrommyhostatSaintAlban’s,orthered—noseinnkeeperofDaventry。Butthat’sallone;they’llfindlinenenoughoneveryhedge。
  EnterthePRINCEandWESTMORELANDPRINCEHENRYHownow,blownJack!hownow,quilt!FALSTAFFWhat,Hal!hownow,madwag!whatadevildostthouinWarwickshire?MygoodLordofWestmoreland,I
  cryyoumercy:IthoughtyourhonourhadalreadybeenatShrewsbury。WESTMORELANDFaith,SirJohn,’tismorethantimethatIwerethere,andyoutoo;butmypowersaretherealready。
  Theking,Icantellyou,looksforusall:wemustawayallnight。FALSTAFFTut,neverfearme:Iamasvigilantasacattostealcream。PRINCEHENRYIthink,tostealcreamindeed,forthythefthathalreadymadetheebutter。Buttellme,Jack,whosefellowsarethesethatcomeafter?FALSTAFFMine,Hal,mine。PRINCEHENRYIdidneverseesuchpitifulrascals。FALSTAFFTut,tut;goodenoughtotoss;foodforpowder,foodforpowder;they’llfillapitaswellasbetter:
  tush,man,mortalmen,mortalmen。WESTMORELANDAy,but,SirJohn,methinkstheyareexceedingpoorandbare,toobeggarly。FALSTAFF’Faith,fortheirpoverty,Iknownotwheretheyhadthat;andfortheirbareness,Iamsuretheyneverlearnedthatofme。PRINCEHENRYNoI’llbesworn;unlessyoucallthreefingersontheribsbare。But,sirrah,makehaste:Percyisalreadyinthefield。FALSTAFFWhat,isthekingencamped?WESTMORELANDHeis,SirJohn:Ifearweshallstaytoolong。FALSTAFFWell,TothelatterendofafrayandthebeginningofafeastFitsadullfighterandakeenguest。
  ExeuntSCENEIII。TherebelcampnearShrewsbury。EnterHOTSPUR,WORCESTER,DOUGLAS,andVERNONHOTSPURWe’llfightwithhimto—night。EARLOFWORCESTERItmaynotbe。EARLOFDOUGLASYougivehimthentheadvantage。VERNONNotawhit。HOTSPURWhysayyouso?lookshenotforsupply?VERNONSodowe。HOTSPURHisiscertain,oursisdoubtful。EARLOFWORCESTERGoodcousin,beadvised;stirnottonight。VERNONDonot,mylord。EARLOFDOUGLASYoudonotcounselwell:
  Youspeakitoutoffearandcoldheart。VERNONDomenoslander,Douglas:bymylife,AndIdarewellmaintainitwithmylife,Ifwell—respectedhonourbidmeon,IholdaslittlecounselwithweakfearAsyou,mylord,oranyScotthatthisdaylives:
  Letitbeseento—morrowinthebattleWhichofusfears。EARLOFDOUGLASYea,orto—night。VERNONContent。HOTSPURTo—night,sayI。VERNONCome,comeitnaynotbe。Iwondermuch,Beingmenofsuchgreatleadingasyouare,ThatyouforeseenotwhatimpedimentsDragbackourexpedition:certainhorseOfmycousinVernon’sarenotyetcomeup:
  YouruncleWorcester’shorsecamebuttoday;
  Andnowtheirprideandmettleisasleep,Theircouragewithhardlabourtameanddull,Thatnotahorseishalfthehalfofhimself。HOTSPURSoarethehorsesoftheenemyIngeneral,journey—batedandbroughtlow:
  Thebetterpartofoursarefullofrest。EARLOFWORCESTERThenumberofthekingexceedethours:
  ForGod’ssake。cousin,staytillallcomein。
  ThetrumpetsoundsaparleyEnterSIRWALTERBLUNTSIRWALTERBLUNTIcomewithgraciousoffersfromtheking,ifyouvouchsafemehearingandrespect。HOTSPURWelcome,SirWalterBlunt;andwouldtoGodYouwereofourdetermination!
  Someofusloveyouwell;andeventhosesomeEnvyyourgreatdeservingsandgoodname,Becauseyouarenotofourquality,Butstandagainstuslikeanenemy。SIRWALTERBLUNTAndGoddefendbutstillIshouldstandso,SolongasoutoflimitandtrueruleYoustandagainstanointedmajesty。
  Buttomycharge。ThekinghathsenttoknowThenatureofyourgriefs,andwhereuponYouconjurefromthebreastofcivilpeaceSuchboldhostility,teachinghisduteouslandAudaciouscruelty。IfthatthekingHaveanywayyourgooddesertsforgot,Whichheconfessethtobemanifold,Hebidsyounameyourgriefs;andwithallspeedYoushallhaveyourdesireswithinterestAndpardonabsoluteforyourselfandtheseHereinmisledbyyoursuggestion。HOTSPURThekingiskind;andwellweknowthekingKnowsatwhattimetopromise,whentopay。
  MyfatherandmyuncleandmyselfDidgivehimthatsameroyaltyhewears;
  Andwhenhewasnotsixandtwentystrong,Sickintheworld’sregard,wretchedandlow,Apoorunmindedoutlawsneakinghome,Myfathergavehimwelcometotheshore;
  AndwhenheheardhimswearandvowtoGodHecamebuttobeDukeofLancaster,Tosuehisliveryandbeghispeace,Withtearsofinnocencyandtermsofzeal,Myfather,inkindheartandpitymoved,Sworehimassistanceandperform’dittoo。
  NowwhenthelordsandbaronsoftherealmPerceivedNorthumberlanddidleantohim,Themoreandlesscameinwithcapandknee;
  Methiminboroughs,cities,villages,Attendedhimonbridges,stoodinlanes,Laidgiftsbeforehim,proffer’dhimtheiroaths,Gavehimtheirheirs,aspagesfollow’dhimEvenattheheelsingoldenmultitudes。
  Hepresently,asgreatnessknowsitself,StepsmealittlehigherthanhisvowMadetomyfather,whilehisbloodwaspoor,UponthenakedshoreatRavenspurgh;
  Andnow,forsooth,takesonhimtoreformSomecertainedictsandsomestraitdecreesThatlietooheavyonthecommonwealth,Criesoutuponabuses,seemstoweepOverhiscountry’swrongs;andbythisface,Thisseemingbrowofjustice,didhewinTheheartsofallthathedidanglefor;
  Proceededfurther;cutmeofftheheadsOfallthefavouritesthattheabsentkingIndeputationleftbehindhimhere,WhenhewaspersonalintheIrishwar。SIRWALTERBLUNTTut,Icamenottohearthis。HOTSPURThentothepoint。
  Inshorttimeafter,hedeposedtheking;
  Soonafterthat,deprivedhimofhislife;
  Andintheneckofthat,task’dthewholestate:
  Tomakethatworse,suffer’dhiskinsmanMarch,Whois,ifeveryownerwerewellplaced,Indeedhisking,tobeengagedinWales,Therewithoutransomtolieforfeited;
  Disgracedmeinmyhappyvictories,Soughttoentrapmebyintelligence;
  Ratedmineunclefromthecouncil—board;
  Inragedismiss’dmyfatherfromthecourt;
  Brokeoathonoath,committedwrongonwrong,AndinconclusiondroveustoseekoutThisheadofsafety;andwithaltopryIntohistitle,thewhichwefindTooindirectforlongcontinuance。SIRWALTERBLUNTShallIreturnthisanswertotheking?HOTSPURNotso,SirWalter:we’llwithdrawawhile。
  Gototheking;andlettherebeimpawn’dSomesuretyforasafereturnagain,AndinthemorningearlyshallmyuncleBringhimourpurposes:andsofarewell。SIRWALTERBLUNTIwouldyouwouldacceptofgraceandlove。HOTSPURAndmaybesoweshall。SIRWALTERBLUNTPrayGodyoudo。
  ExeuntSCENEIV。York。TheARCHBISHOP’Spalace。EntertheARCHBISHOPOFYORKandSIRMICHAELARCHBISHOPOFYORKHie,goodSirMichael;bearthissealedbriefWithwingedhastetothelordmarshal;
  ThistomycousinScroop,andalltherestTowhomtheyaredirected。IfyouknewHowmuchtheydotoimport,youwouldmakehaste。SIRMICHAELMygoodlord,Iguesstheirtenor。ARCHBISHOPOFYORKLikeenoughyoudo。
  To—morrow,goodSirMichael,isadayWhereinthefortuneoftenthousandmenMustbidethetouch;for,sir,atShrewsbury,AsIamtrulygiventounderstand,Thekingwithmightyandquick—raisedpowerMeetswithLordHarry:and,Ifear,SirMichael,WhatwiththesicknessofNorthumberland,Whosepowerwasinthefirstproportion,AndwhatwithOwenGlendower’sabsencethence,WhowiththemwasaratedsinewtooAndcomesnotin,o’er—ruledbyprophecies,IfearthepowerofPercyistooweakTowageaninstanttrialwiththeking。SIRMICHAELWhy,mygoodlord,youneednotfear;
  ThereisDouglasandLordMortimer。ARCHBISHOPOFYORKNo,Mortimerisnotthere。SIRMICHAELButthereisMordake,Vernon,LordHarryPercy,AndthereismyLordofWorcesterandaheadOfgallantwarriors,noblegentlemen。ARCHBISHOPOFYORKAndsothereis:butyetthekinghathdrawnThespecialheadofallthelandtogether:
  ThePrinceofWales,LordJohnofLancaster,ThenobleWestmorelandandwarlikeBlunt;
  AndmoecorrivalsanddearmenOfestimationandcommandinarms。SIRMICHAELDoubtnot,mylord,theyshallbewellopposed。ARCHBISHOPOFYORKIhopenoless,yetneedful’tistofear;
  And,topreventtheworst,SirMichael,speed:
  ForifLordPercythrivenot,erethekingDismisshispower,hemeanstovisitus,Forhehathheardofourconfederacy,And’tisbutwisdomtomakestrongagainsthim:
  Thereforemakehaste。ImustgowriteagainTootherfriends;andsofarewell,SirMichael。
  ExeuntACTVSCENEI。KINGHENRYIV’scampnearShrewsbury。EnterKINGHENRY,PRINCEHENRY,LordJohnofLANCASTER,EARLOFWESTMORELAND,SIRWALTERBLUNT,andFALSTAFFKINGHENRYIVHowbloodilythesunbeginstopeerAboveyonbuskyhill!thedaylookspaleAthisdistemperature。PRINCEHENRYThesouthernwindDothplaythetrumpettohispurposes,AndbyhishollowwhistlingintheleavesForetellsatempestandablusteringday。KINGHENRYIVThenwiththelosersletitsympathize,Fornothingcanseemfoultothosethatwin。
  ThetrumpetsoundsEnterWORCESTERandVERNON
  Hownow,myLordofWorcester!’tisnotwellThatyouandIshouldmeetuponsuchtermsAsnowwemeet。Youhavedeceivedourtrust,Andmadeusdoffoureasyrobesofpeace,Tocrushouroldlimbsinungentlesteel:
  Thisisnotwell,mylord,thisisnotwell。
  Whatsayyoutoit?willyouagainunknitThiscurlishknotofall—abhorredwar?
  AndmoveinthatobedientorbagainWhereyoudidgiveafairandnaturallight,Andbenomoreanexhaledmeteor,AprodigyoffearandaportentOfbroachedmischieftotheunborntimes?EARLOFWORCESTERHearme,myliege:
  Formineownpart,IcouldbewellcontentToentertainthelag—endofmylifeWithquiethours;forIdoprotest,Ihavenotsoughtthedayofthisdislike。KINGHENRYIVYouhavenotsoughtit!howcomesit,then?FALSTAFFRebellionlayinhisway,andhefoundit。PRINCEHENRYPeace,chewet,peace!EARLOFWORCESTERItpleasedyourmajestytoturnyourlooksOffavourfrommyselfandallourhouse;
  AndyetImustrememberyou,mylord,Wewerethefirstanddearestofyourfriends。
  ForyoumystaffofofficedidIbreakInRichard’stime;andposteddayandnighttomeetyouontheway,andkissyourhand,WhenyetyouwereinplaceandinaccountNothingsostrongandfortunateasI。
  Itwasmyself,mybrotherandhisson,ThatbroughtyouhomeandboldlydidoutdareThedangersofthetime。Yousworetous,AndyoudidswearthatoathatDoncaster,Thatyoudidnothingpurpose’gainstthestate;
  Norclaimnofurtherthanyournew—fall’nright,TheseatofGaunt,dukedomofLancaster:
  Tothiswesworeouraid。ButinshortspaceItrain’ddownfortuneshoweringonyourhead;
  Andsuchafloodofgreatnessfellonyou,Whatwithourhelp,whatwiththeabsentking,Whatwiththeinjuriesofawantontime,Theseemingsufferancesthatyouhadborne,AndthecontrariouswindsthatheldthekingSolonginhisunluckyIrishwarsThatallinEnglanddidreputehimdead:
  AndfromthisswarmoffairadvantagesYoutookoccasiontobequicklywoo’dTogripethegeneralswayintoyourhand;
  ForgetyouroathtousatDoncaster;
  AndbeingfedbyusyouusedussoAsthatungentlehull,thecuckoo’sbird,Useththesparrow;didoppressournest;
  GrewbyourfeedingtosogreatabulkThatevenourlovedurstnotcomenearyoursightForfearofswallowing;butwithnimblewingWewereenforced,forsafetysake,toflyOutofsightandraisethispresenthead;
  WherebywestandopposedbysuchmeansAsyouyourselfhaveforgedagainstyourselfByunkindusage,dangerouscountenance,AndviolationofallfaithandtrothSworntousinyouryoungerenterprise。KINGHENRYIVThesethingsindeedyouhavearticulate,Proclaim’datmarket—crosses,readinchurches,TofacethegarmentofrebellionWithsomefinecolourthatmaypleasetheeyeOfficklechangelingsandpoordiscontents,WhichgapeandrubtheelbowatthenewsOfhurlyburlyinnovation:
  AndneveryetdidinsurrectionwantSuchwater—colourstoimpainthiscause;
  Normoodybeggars,starvingforatimeOfpellmellhavocandconfusion。PRINCEHENRYInbothyourarmiesthereismanyasoulShallpayfulldearlyforthisencounter,Ifoncetheyjoinintrial。Tellyournephew,ThePrinceofWalesdothjoinwithalltheworldInpraiseofHenryPercy:bymyhopes,Thispresententerprisesetoffhishead,Idonotthinkabravergentleman,Moreactive—valiantormorevaliant—young,Moredaringormorebold,isnowaliveTogracethislatteragewithnobledeeds。
  Formypart,Imayspeakittomyshame,Ihaveatruantbeentochivalry;
  AndsoIhearhedothaccountmetoo;
  Yetthisbeforemyfather’smajesty——
  IamcontentthatheshalltaketheoddsOfhisgreatnameandestimation,Andwill,tosavethebloodoneitherside,Tryfortunewithhiminasinglefight。KINGHENRYIVAnd,PrinceofWales,sodareweventurethee,AlbeitconsiderationsinfiniteDomakeagainstit。No,goodWorcester,no,Weloveourpeoplewell;eventhoseweloveThataremisleduponyourcousin’spart;
  And,willtheytaketheofferofourgrace,Bothheandtheyandyou,everymanShallbemyfriendagainandI’llbehis:
  Sotellyourcousin,andbringmewordWhathewilldo:butifhewillnotyield,RebukeanddreadcorrectionwaitonusAndtheyshalldotheiroffice。So,begone;
  Wewillnotnowbetroubledwithreply:
  Weofferfair;takeitadvisedly。
  ExeuntWORCESTERandVERNONPRINCEHENRYItwillnotbeaccepted,onmylife:
  TheDouglasandtheHotspurbothtogetherAreconfidentagainsttheworldinarms。KINGHENRYIVHence,therefore,everyleadertohischarge;
  For,ontheiranswer,willwesetonthem:
  AndGodbefriendus,asourcauseisjust!
  ExeuntallbutPRINCEHENRYandFALSTAFFFALSTAFFHal,ifthouseemedowninthebattleandbestrideme,so;’tisapointoffriendship。PRINCEHENRYNothingbutacolossuscandotheethatfriendship。
  Saythyprayers,andfarewell。FALSTAFFIwould’twerebed—time,Hal,andallwell。PRINCEHENRYWhy,thouowestGodadeath。
  ExitPRINCEHENRYFALSTAFF’Tisnotdueyet;Iwouldbeloathtopayhimbeforehisday。WhatneedIbesoforwardwithhimthatcallsnotonme?Well,’tisnomatter;honourpricksmeon。Yea,buthowifhonourprickmeoffwhenI
  comeon?howthen?Canhonoursettoaleg?no:
  oranarm?no:ortakeawaythegriefofawound?
  no。
  Honourhathnoskillinsurgery,then?no。Whatishonour?aword。Whatisinthatwordhonour?
  whatisthathonour?air。Atrimreckoning!Whohathit?
  hethatdiedo’Wednesday。Dothhefeelit?no。
  Dothhehearit?no。’Tisinsensible,then。Yea,tothedead。Butwillitnotlivewiththeliving?
  no。Why?detractionwillnotsufferit。ThereforeI’llnoneofit。Honourisamerescutcheon:
  andsoendsmycatechism。
  ExitSCENEII。Therebelcamp。EnterWORCESTERandVERNONEARLOFWORCESTERO,no,mynephewmustnotknow,SirRichard,Theliberalandkindofferoftheking。VERNON’Twerebesthedid。EARLOFWORCESTERThenareweallundone。
  Itisnotpossible,itcannotbe,Thekingshouldkeephiswordinlovingus;
  HewillsuspectusstillandfindatimeTopunishthisoffenceinotherfaults:
  Suspicionallourlivesshallbestuckfullofeyes;
  Fortreasonisbuttrustedlikethefox,Who,ne’ersotame,socherish’dandlock’dup,Willhaveawildtrickofhisancestors。
  Lookhowwecan,orsadormerrily,Interpretationwillmisquoteourlooks,Andweshallfeedlikeoxenatastall,Thebettercherish’d,stillthenearerdeath。
  Mynephew’strespassmaybewellforgot;
  ithaththeexcuseofyouthandheatofblood,Andanadoptednameofprivilege,Ahair—brain’dHotspur,govern’dbyaspleen:
  AllhisoffencesliveuponmyheadAndonhisfather’s;wedidtrainhimon,And,hiscorruptionbeingta’enfromus,We,asthespringofall,shallpayforall。
  Therefore,goodcousin,letnotHarryknow,Inanycase,theofferoftheking。VERNONDeliverwhatyouwill;I’llsay’tisso。
  Herecomesyourcousin。
  EnterHOTSPURandDOUGLASHOTSPURMyuncleisreturn’d:
  DeliverupmyLordofWestmoreland。
  Uncle,whatnews?EARLOFWORCESTERThekingwillbidyoubattlepresently。EARLOFDOUGLASDefyhimbytheLordofWestmoreland。HOTSPURLordDouglas,goyouandtellhimso。EARLOFDOUGLASMarry,andshall,andverywillingly。
  ExitEARLOFWORCESTERThereisnoseemingmercyintheking。HOTSPURDidyoubegany?Godforbid!EARLOFWORCESTERItoldhimgentlyofourgrievances,Ofhisoath—breaking;whichhemendedthus,Bynowforswearingthatheisforsworn:
  Hecallsusrebels,traitors;andwillscourgeWithhaughtyarmsthishatefulnameinus。
  Re—entertheEARLOFDOUGLASEARLOFDOUGLASArm,gentlemen;toarms!forIhavethrownAbravedefianceinKingHenry’steeth,AndWestmoreland,thatwasengaged,didbearit;
  Whichcannotchoosebutbringhimquicklyon。EARLOFWORCESTERThePrinceofWalesstepp’dforthbeforetheking,And,nephew,challengedyoutosinglefight。HOTSPURO,wouldthequarrellayuponourheads,AndthatnomanmightdrawshortbreathtodayButIandHarryMonmouth!Tellme,tellme,Howshow’dhistasking?seem’ditincontempt?VERNONNo,bymysoul;IneverinmylifeDidhearachallengeurgedmoremodestly,UnlessabrothershouldabrotherdareTogentleexerciseandproofofarms。
  Hegaveyouallthedutiesofaman;
  Trimm’dupyourpraiseswithaprincelytongue,Spoketoyourdeservingslikeachronicle,MakingyoueverbetterthanhispraiseBystilldispraisingpraisevaluedinyou;
  And,whichbecamehimlikeaprinceindeed,Hemadeablushingcitalofhimself;
  AndchidhistruantyouthwithsuchagraceAsifhemaster’dthereadoublespirit。
  Ofteachingandoflearninginstantly。
  Theredidhepause:butletmetelltheworld,Ifheoutlivetheenvyofthisday,Englanddidneverowesosweetahope,Somuchmisconstruedinhiswantonness。HOTSPURCousin,IthinkthouartenamouredOnhisfollies:neverdidIhearOfanyprincesowildalibertine。
  Butbeheashewill,yetonceerenightIwillembracehimwithasoldier’sarm,Thatheshallshrinkundermycourtesy。
  Arm,armwithspeed:and,fellows,soldiers,friends,BetterconsiderwhatyouhavetodoThanI,thathavenotwellthegiftoftongue,Canliftyourbloodupwithpersuasion。
  EnteraMessengerMessengerMylord,herearelettersforyou。HOTSPURIcannotreadthemnow。
  Ogentlemen,thetimeoflifeisshort!
  Tospendthatshortnessbaselyweretoolong,Iflifedidrideuponadial’spoint,Stillendingatthearrivalofanhour。
  Anifwelive,welivetotreadonkings;
  Ifdie,bravedeath,whenprincesdiewithus!
  Now,forourconsciences,thearmsarefair,Whentheintentofbearingthemisjust。
  EnteranotherMessengerMessengerMylord,prepare;thekingcomesonapace。HOTSPURIthankhim,thathecutsmefrommytale,ForIprofessnottalking;onlythis——
  Leteachmandohisbest:andheredrawI
  Asword,whosetemperIintendtostainWiththebestbloodthatIcanmeetwithalIntheadventureofthisperilousday。
  Now,Esperance!Percy!andseton。
  Soundalltheloftyinstrumentsofwar,Andbythatmusicletusallembrace;
  For,heaventoearth,someofusnevershallAsecondtimedosuchacourtesy。
  Thetrumpetssound。Theyembrace,andexeuntSCENEIII。Plainbetweenthecamps。KINGHENRYenterswithhispower。Alarumtothebattle。
  ThenenterDOUGLASandSIRWALTERBLUNTSIRWALTERBLUNTWhatisthyname,thatinthebattlethusThoucrossestme?whathonourdostthouseekUponmyhead?EARLOFDOUGLASKnowthen,mynameisDouglas;
  AndIdohaunttheeinthebattlethusBecausesometellmethatthouartaking。SIRWALTERBLUNTTheytelltheetrue。EARLOFDOUGLASTheLordofStafforddearto—dayhathboughtThylikeness,forinsteadofthee,KingHarry,Thisswordhathendedhim:soshallitthee,Unlessthouyieldtheeasmyprisoner。SIRWALTERBLUNTIwasnotbornayielder,thouproudScot;
  AndthoushaltfindakingthatwillrevengeLordStafford’sdeath。
  Theyfight。DOUGLASkillsSIRWALTERBLUNT。EnterHOTSPURHOTSPURODouglas,hadstthoufoughtatHolmedonthus,neverhadtriumph’duponaScot。EARLOFDOUGLASAll’sdone,all’swon;herebreathlessliestheking。HOTSPURWhere?EARLOFDOUGLASHere。HOTSPURThis,Douglas?no:Iknowthisfacefullwell:
  Agallantknighthewas,hisnamewasBlunt;
  Semblablyfurnish’dlikethekinghimself。EARLOFDOUGLASAfoolgowiththysoul,whitheritgoes!
  Aborrow’dtitlehastthouboughttoodear:
  Whydidstthoutellmethatthouwertaking?HOTSPURThekinghathmanymarchinginhiscoats。EARLOFDOUGLASNow,bymysword,Iwillkillallhiscoats;
  I’llmurderallhiswardrobe,piecebypiece,UntilImeettheking。HOTSPURUp,andaway!
  Oursoldiersstandfullfairlyfortheday。
  ExeuntAlarum。EnterFALSTAFF,solusFALSTAFFThoughIcould’scapeshot—freeatLondon,Ifeartheshothere;here’snoscoringbutuponthepate。
  Soft!whoareyou?SirWalterBlunt:there’shonourforyou!here’snovanity!Iamashotasmoultenlead,andasheavytoo:Godkeepleadoutofme!
  I
  neednomoreweightthanmineownbowels。Ihaveledmyragamuffinswheretheyarepeppered:there’snotthreeofmyhundredandfiftyleftalive;
  andtheyareforthetown’send,tobegduringlife。
  Butwhocomeshere?
  EnterPRINCEHENRYPRINCEHENRYWhat,stand’stthouidlehere?lendmethysword:
  ManyanoblemanliesstarkandstiffUnderthehoofsofvauntingenemies,Whosedeathsareyetunrevenged:Iprithee,lendmethysword。FALSTAFFOHal,Iprithee,givemeleavetobreatheawhile。
  TurkGregoryneverdidsuchdeedsinarmsasI
  havedonethisday。IhavepaidPercy,Ihavemadehimsure。PRINCEHENRYHeis,indeed;andlivingtokillthee。
  Iprithee,lendmethysword。FALSTAFFNay,beforeGod,Hal,ifPercybealive,thouget’stnotmysword;buttakemypistol,ifthouwilt。PRINCEHENRYGiveittome:what,isitinthecase?FALSTAFFAy,Hal;’tishot,’tishot;there’sthatwillsackacity。
  PRINCEHENRYdrawsitout,andfindsittobeabottleofsackPRINCEHENRYWhat,isitatimetojestanddallynow?
  Hethrowsthebottleathim。ExitFALSTAFFWell,ifPercybealive,I’llpiercehim。
  Ifhedocomeinmyway,so:ifhedonot,ifIcomeinhiswillingly,lethimmakeacarbonadoofme。IlikenotsuchgrinninghonourasSirWalterhath:givemelife:whichifIcansave,so;ifnot,honourcomesunlookedfor,andthere’sanend。
  ExitFALSTAFFSCENEIV。Anotherpartofthefield。Alarum。Excursions。EnterPRINCEHENRY,LORDJOHNOFLANCASTER,andEARLOFWESTMORELANDKINGHENRYIVIprithee,Harry,withdrawthyself;thoubleed’sttoomuch。
  LordJohnofLancaster,goyouwithhim。LANCASTERNotI,mylord,unlessIdidbleedtoo。PRINCEHENRYIbeseechyourmajesty,makeup,Lestyourretirementdoamazeyourfriends。KINGHENRYIVIwilldoso。
  MyLordofWestmoreland,leadhimtohistent。WESTMORELANDCome,mylord,I’llleadyoutoyourtent。PRINCEHENRYLeadme,mylord?Idonotneedyourhelp:
  AndGodforbidashallowscratchshoulddriveThePrinceofWalesfromsuchafieldasthis,Wherestain’dnobilityliestroddenon,andrebels’armstriumphinmassacres!LANCASTERWebreathetoolong:come,cousinWestmoreland,Ourdutythiswaylies;forGod’ssakecome。
  ExeuntLANCASTERandWESTMORELANDPRINCEHENRYByGod,thouhastdeceivedme,Lancaster;
  Ididnotthinktheelordofsuchaspirit:
  Before,Ilovedtheeasabrother,John;
  Butnow,Idorespecttheeasmysoul。KINGHENRYIVIsawhimholdLordPercyatthepointWithlustiermaintenancethanIdidlookforOfsuchanungrownwarrior。PRINCEHENRYO,thisboyLendsmettletousall!
  ExitEnterDOUGLASEARLOFDOUGLASAnotherking!theygrowlikeHydra’sheads:
  IamtheDouglas,fataltoallthoseThatwearthosecoloursonthem:whatartthou,Thatcounterfeit’stthepersonofaking?KINGHENRYIVThekinghimself;who,Douglas,grievesatheartSomanyofhisshadowsthouhastmetAndnottheveryking。IhavetwoboysSeekPercyandthyselfaboutthefield:
  But,seeingthoufall’stonmesoluckily,Iwillassaythee:so,defendthyself。EARLOFDOUGLASIfearthouartanothercounterfeit;
  Andyet,infaith,thoubear’sttheelikeaking:
  ButmineIamsurethouart,whoe’erthoube,AndthusIwinthee。
  Theyfight。KINGHENRYbeingindanger,PRINCEHENRYentersPRINCEHENRYHoldupthyhead,vileScot,orthouartlikeNevertoholditupagain!thespiritsOfvaliantShirley,Stafford,Blunt,areinmyarms:
  ItisthePrinceofWalesthatthreatensthee;
  Whoneverpromisethbuthemeanstopay。
  Theyfight:DOUGLASfliesCheerly,mylordhowfaresyourgrace?
  SirNicholasGawseyhathforsuccorsent,AndsohathClifton:I’lltoCliftonstraight。KINGHENRYIVStay,andbreatheawhile:
  Thouhastredeem’dthylostopinion,Andshow’dthoumakestsometenderofmylife,Inthisfairrescuethouhastbroughttome。PRINCEHENRYOGod!theydidmetoomuchinjuryThateversaidIhearken’dforyourdeath。
  Ifitwereso,ImighthaveletaloneTheinsultinghandofDouglasoveryou,WhichwouldhavebeenasspeedyinyourendAsallthepoisonouspotionsintheworldAndsavedthetreacherouslabourofyourson。KINGHENRYIVMakeuptoClifton:I’lltoSirNicholasGawsey。
  ExitEnterHOTSPURHOTSPURIfImistakenot,thouartHarryMonmouth。PRINCEHENRYThouspeak’stasifIwoulddenymyname。HOTSPURMynameisHarryPercy。PRINCEHENRYWhy,thenIseeAveryvaliantrebelofthename。
  IamthePrinceofWales;andthinknot,Percy,Tosharewithmeingloryanymore:
  Twostarskeepnottheirmotioninonesphere;
  NorcanoneEnglandbrookadoublereign,OfHarryPercyandthePrinceofWales。HOTSPURNorshallit,Harry;forthehouriscomeToendtheoneofus;andwouldtoGodThynameinarmswerenowasgreatasmine!PRINCEHENRYI’llmakeitgreaterereIpartfromthee;
  AndallthebuddinghonoursonthycrestI’llcrop,tomakeagarlandformyhead。HOTSPURIcannolongerbrookthyvanities。
  TheyfightEnterFALSTAFFFALSTAFFWellsaid,Hal!toitHal!Nay,youshallfindnoboy’splayhere,Icantellyou。
  Re—enterDOUGLAS;hefightswithFALSTAFF,whofallsdownasifheweredead,andexitDOUGLAS。HOTSPURiswounded,andfallsHOTSPURO,Harry,thouhastrobb’dmeofmyyouth!
  IbetterbrookthelossofbrittlelifeThanthoseproudtitlesthouhastwonofme;
  Theywoundmythoughtsworsethanswordmyflesh:
  Butthought’stheslaveoflife,andlifetime’sfool;
  Andtime,thattakessurveyofalltheworld,Musthaveastop。O,Icouldprophesy,ButthattheearthyandcoldhandofdeathLiesonmytongue:no,Percy,thouartdustAndfoodfor——
  DiesPRINCEHENRYForworms,bravePercy:faretheewell,greatheart!
  Ill—weavedambition,howmuchartthoushrunk!
  Whenthatthisbodydidcontainaspirit,Akingdomforitwastoosmallabound;
  ButnowtwopacesofthevilestearthIsroomenough:thisearththatbearstheedeadBearsnotalivesostoutagentleman。
  Ifthouwertsensibleofcourtesy,Ishouldnotmakesodearashowofzeal:
  Butletmyfavourshidethymangledface;
  And,eveninthybehalf,I’llthankmyselfFordoingthesefairritesoftenderness。
  Adieu,andtakethypraisewiththeetoheaven!
  Thyignominysleepwiththeeinthegrave,Butnotremember’dinthyepitaph!
  HespiethFALSTAFFonthegroundWhat,oldacquaintance!couldnotallthisfleshKeepinalittlelife?PoorJack,farewell!
  Icouldhavebettersparedabetterman:
  O,Ishouldhaveaheavymissofthee,IfIweremuchinlovewithvanity!
  Deathhathnotstrucksofatadeerto—day,Thoughmanydearer,inthisbloodyfray。
  Embowell’dwillIseetheebyandby:
  TilltheninbloodbynoblePercylie。
  ExitPRINCEHENRYFALSTAFF[Risingup]Embowelled!ifthouembowelmeto—day,I’llgiveyouleavetopowdermeandeatmetooto—morrow。’Sblood,’twastimetocounterfeit,orthathottermagantScothadpaidmescotandlottoo。
  Counterfeit?Ilie,Iamnocounterfeit:todie,istobeacounterfeit;forheisbutthecounterfeitofamanwhohathnotthelifeofaman:
  buttocounterfeitdying,whenamantherebyliveth,istobenocounterfeit,butthetrueandperfectimageoflifeindeed。Thebetterpartofvalourisdiscretion;inthewhichbetterpartI
  havesavedmylife。’Zounds,IamafraidofthisgunpowderPercy,thoughhebedead:how,ifheshouldcounterfeittooandrise?bymyfaith,Iamafraidhewouldprovethebettercounterfeit。
  ThereforeI’llmakehimsure;yea,andI’llswearI
  killedhim。WhymaynotheriseaswellasI?
  Nothingconfutesmebuteyes,andnobodyseesme。
  Therefore,sirrah,Stabbinghimwithanewwoundinyourthigh,comeyoualongwithme。
  TakesupHOTSPURonhisbackRe—enterPRINCEHENRYandLORDJOHNOFLANCASTERPRINCEHENRYCome,brotherJohn;fullbravelyhastthouflesh’dThymaidensword。LANCASTERBut,soft!whomhavewehere?
  Didyounottellmethisfatmanwasdead?PRINCEHENRYIdid;Isawhimdead,Breathlessandbleedingontheground。Artthoualive?
  Orisitfantasythatplaysuponoureyesight?
  Iprithee,speak;wewillnottrustoureyesWithoutourears:thouartnotwhatthouseem’st。FALSTAFFNo,that’scertain;Iamnotadoubleman:butifI
  benotJackFalstaff,thenamIaJack。ThereisPercy:
  Throwingthebodydownifyourfatherwilldomeanyhonour,so;ifnot,lethimkillthenextPercyhimself。Ilooktobeeitherearlorduke,Icanassureyou。PRINCEHENRYWhy,PercyIkilledmyselfandsawtheedead。FALSTAFFDidstthou?Lord,Lord,howthisworldisgiventolying!IgrantyouIwasdownandoutofbreath;
  andsowashe:butwerosebothataninstantandfoughtalonghourbyShrewsburyclock。IfI
  maybebelieved,so;ifnot,letthemthatshouldrewardvalourbearthesinupontheirownheads。I’lltakeituponmydeath,Igavehimthiswoundinthethigh:ifthemanwerealiveandwoulddenyit,’zounds,Iwouldmakehimeatapieceofmysword。LANCASTERThisisthestrangesttalethateverIheard。PRINCEHENRYThisisthestrangestfellow,brotherJohn。
  Come,bringyourluggagenoblyonyourback:
  Formypart,ifaliemaydotheegrace,I’llgilditwiththehappiesttermsIhave。
  AretreatissoundedThetrumpetsoundsretreat;thedayisours。
  Come,brother,letustothehighestofthefield,Toseewhatfriendsareliving,whoaredead。
  ExeuntPRINCEHENRYandLANCASTERFALSTAFFI’llfollow,astheysay,forreward。
  Hethatrewardsme,Godrewardhim!IfIdogrowgreat,I’llgrowless;forI’llpurge,andleavesack,andlivecleanlyasanoblemanshoulddo。
  ExitSCENEV。Anotherpartofthefield。Thetrumpetssound。EnterKINGHENRYIV,PRINCEHENRY,LORD
  JOHNLANCASTER,EARLOFWESTMORELAND,withWORCESTERandVERNONprisonersKINGHENRYIVThuseverdidrebellionfindrebuke。
  Ill—spiritedWorcester!didnotwesendgrace,Pardonandtermsoflovetoallofyou?
  Andwouldstthouturnourofferscontrary?
  Misusethetenorofthykinsman’strust?
  Threeknightsuponourpartyslainto—day,AnobleearlandmanyacreatureelseHadbeenalivethishour,IflikeaChristianthouhadsttrulyborneBetwixtourarmiestrueintelligence。EARLOFWORCESTERWhatIhavedonemysafetyurgedmeto;
  AndIembracethisfortunepatiently,Sincenottobeavoideditfallsonme。KINGHENRYIVBearWorcestertothedeathandVernontoo:
  Otheroffenderswewillpauseupon。
  ExeuntWORCESTERandVERNON,guardedHowgoesthefield?PRINCEHENRYThenobleScot,LordDouglas,whenhesawThefortuneofthedayquiteturn’dfromhim,ThenoblePercyslain,andallhismenUponthefootoffear,fledwiththerest;
  Andfallingfromahill,hewassobruisedThatthepursuerstookhim。AtmytentTheDouglasis;andIbeseechyourgraceImaydisposeofhim。KINGHENRYIVWithallmyheart。PRINCEHENRYThen,brotherJohnofLancaster,toyouThishonourablebountyshallbelong:
  GototheDouglas,anddeliverhimUptohispleasure,ransomlessandfree:
  Hisvalourshownuponourcreststo—dayHathtaughtushowtocherishsuchhighdeedsEveninthebosomofouradversaries。LANCASTERIthankyourgraceforthishighcourtesy,WhichIshallgiveawayimmediately。KINGHENRYIVThenthisremains,thatwedivideourpower。
  You,sonJohn,andmycousinWestmorelandTowardsYorkshallbendyouwithyourdearestspeed,TomeetNorthumberlandandtheprelateScroop,Who,aswehear,arebusilyinarms:
  Myselfandyou,sonHarry,willtowardsWales,TofightwithGlendowerandtheEarlofMarch。
  Rebellioninthislandshalllosehissway,Meetingthechequeofsuchanotherday:
  Andsincethisbusinesssofairisdone,Letusnotleavetillallourownbewon。
  ExeuntHenryIV,part2:EntirePlayTheSecondPartofKingHenrytheFourthbyWilliamShakespeareInductionWarkworth。BeforethecastleEnterRUMOUR,paintedfulloftonguesRUMOUROpenyourears;forwhichofyouwillstopTheventofhearingwhenloudRumourspeaks?
  I,fromtheorienttothedroopingwest,Makingthewindmypost—horse,stillunfoldTheactscommencedonthisballofearth:
  Uponmytonguescontinualslandersride,ThewhichineverylanguageIpronounce,Stuffingtheearsofmenwithfalsereports。
  Ispeakofpeace,whilecovertenmityUnderthesmileofsafetywoundstheworld:
  AndwhobutRumour,whobutonlyI,Makefearfulmustersandprepareddefence,Whilesthebigyear,swolnwithsomeothergrief,Isthoughtwithchildbythesterntyrantwar,Andnosuchmatter?RumourisapipeBlownbysurmises,jealousies,conjecturesAndofsoeasyandsoplainastopThatthebluntmonsterwithuncountedheads,Thestill—discordantwaveringmultitude,Canplayuponit。ButwhatneedIthusMywell—knownbodytoanatomizeAmongmyhousehold?WhyisRumourhere?
  IrunbeforeKingHarry’svictory;
  WhoinabloodyfieldbyShrewsburyHathbeatendownyoungHotspurandhistroops,QuenchingtheflameofboldrebellionEvenwiththerebel’sblood。ButwhatmeanI
  Tospeaksotrueatfirst?myofficeisTonoiseabroadthatHarryMonmouthfellUnderthewrathofnobleHotspur’ssword,AndthatthekingbeforetheDouglas’rageStoop’dhisanointedheadaslowasdeath。
  ThishaveIrumour’dthroughthepeasanttownsBetweenthatroyalfieldofShrewsburyAndthisworm—eatenholdofraggedstone,WhereHotspur’sfather,oldNorthumberland,Liescrafty—sick:thepostscometiringon,AndnotamanofthembringsothernewsThantheyhavelearn’dofme:fromRumour’stonguesTheybringsmoothcomfortsfalse,worsethantruewrongs。
  ExitACTISCENEI。Thesame。EnterLORDBARDOLPHLORDBARDOLPHWhokeepsthegatehere,ho?
  ThePorteropensthegateWhereistheearl?PorterWhatshallIsayyouare?LORDBARDOLPHTellthoutheearlThattheLordBardolphdothattendhimhere。PorterHislordshipiswalk’dforthintotheorchard;
  Pleaseityourhonour,knockbutatthegate,Andhehimselfwiltanswer。
  EnterNORTHUMBERLANDLORDBARDOLPHHerecomestheearl。
  ExitPorterNORTHUMBERLANDWhatnews,LordBardolph?everyminutenowShouldbethefatherofsomestratagem:
  Thetimesarewild:contention,likeahorseFullofhighfeeding,madlyhathbrokelooseAndbearsdownallbeforehim。LORDBARDOLPHNobleearl,IbringyoucertainnewsfromShrewsbury。NORTHUMBERLANDGood,anGodwill!LORDBARDOLPHAsgoodasheartcanwish:
  Thekingisalmostwoundedtothedeath;
  And,inthefortuneofmylordyourson,PrinceHarryslainoutright;andboththeBluntsKill’dbythehandofDouglas;youngPrinceJohnAndWestmorelandandStaffordfledthefield;
  AndHarryMonmouth’sbrawn,thehulkSirJohn,Isprisonertoyourson:O,suchaday,Sofought,sofollow’dandsofairlywon,Camenottillnowtodignifythetimes,SinceCaesar’sfortunes!NORTHUMBERLANDHowisthisderived?
  Sawyouthefield?cameyoufromShrewsbury?LORDBARDOLPHIspakewithone,mylord,thatcamefromthence,Agentlemanwellbredandofgoodname,Thatfreelyrender’dmethesenewsfortrue。NORTHUMBERLANDHerecomesmyservantTravers,whomI
  sentOnTuesdaylasttolistenafternews。
  EnterTRAVERSLORDBARDOLPHMylord,Iover—rodehimontheway;
  Andheisfurnish’dwithnocertaintiesMorethanhehaplymayretailfromme。NORTHUMBERLANDNow,Travers,whatgoodtidingscomeswithyou?TRAVERSMylord,SirJohnUmfrevileturn’dmebackWithjoyfultidings;and,beingbetterhorsed,Out—rodeme。AfterhimcamespurringhardAgentleman,almostforspentwithspeed,Thatstopp’dbymetobreathehisbloodiedhorse。
  Heask’dthewaytoChester;andofhimIdiddemandwhatnewsfromShrewsbury:
  HetoldmethatrebellionhadbadluckAndthatyoungHarryPercy’sspurwascold。
  Withthat,hegavehisablehorsethehead,AndbendingforwardstruckhisarmedheelsAgainstthepantingsidesofhispoorjadeUptotherowel—head,andstartingsoHeseem’dinrunningtodevourtheway,Stayingnolongerquestion。NORTHUMBERLANDHa!Again:
  SaidheyoungHarryPercy’sspurwascold?
  OfHotspurColdspur?thatrebellionHadmetillluck?LORDBARDOLPHMylord,I’lltellyouwhat;
  Ifmyyounglordyoursonhavenottheday,Uponminehonour,forasilkenpointI’llgivemybarony:nevertalkofit。NORTHUMBERLANDWhyshouldthatgentlemanthatrodebyTraversGivethensuchinstancesofloss?LORDBARDOLPHWho,he?
  HewassomehildingfellowthathadstolenThehorseherodeon,and,uponmylife,Spokeataventure。Look,herecomesmorenews。