IsawyoungHarry,withhisbeaveron,Hiscuissesonhisthighs,gallantlyarm’dRisefromthegroundlikefeather’dMercury,Andvaultedwithsucheaseintohisseat,Asifanangeldropp’ddownfromtheclouds,ToturnandwindafieryPegasusAndwitchtheworldwithnoblehorsemanship。HOTSPURNomore,nomore:worsethanthesuninMarch,Thispraisedothnourishagues。Letthemcome:
Theycomelikesacrificesintheirtrim,Andtothefire—eyedmaidofsmokywarAllhotandbleedingwillweofferthem:
ThemailedMarsshallonhisaltarsitUptotheearsinblood。IamonfireTohearthisrichreprisalissonighAndyetnotours。Come,letmetastemyhorse,WhoistobearmelikeathunderboltAgainstthebosomofthePrinceofWales:
HarrytoHarryshall,hothorsetohorse,Meetandne’erparttillonedropdownacorse。
OthatGlendowerwerecome!VERNONThereismorenews:
Ilearn’dinWorcester,asIrodealong,Hecannotdrawhispowerthisfourteendays。EARLOFDOUGLASThat’stheworsttidingsthatIhearofyet。WORCESTERAy,bymyfaith,thatbearsafrostysound。HOTSPURWhatmaytheking’swholebattlereachunto?VERNONTothirtythousand。HOTSPURFortyletitbe:
MyfatherandGlendowerbeingbothaway,ThepowersofusmayservesogreatadayCome,letustakeamusterspeedily:
Doomsdayisnear;dieall,diemerrily。EARLOFDOUGLASTalknotofdying:IamoutoffearOfdeathordeath’shandforthisone—halfyear。
ExeuntSCENEII。ApublicroadnearCoventry。EnterFALSTAFFandBARDOLPHFALSTAFFBardolph,gettheebeforetoCoventry;
fillmeabottleofsack:oursoldiersshallmarchthrough;
we’lltoSuttonCo’fil’tonight。BARDOLPHWillyougivememoney,captain?FALSTAFFLayout,layout。BARDOLPHThisbottlemakesanangel。FALSTAFFAnifitdo,takeitforthylabour;andifitmaketwenty,takethemall;I’llanswerthecoinage。
BidmylieutenantPetomeetmeattown’send。BARDOLPHIwill,captain:farewell。
ExitFALSTAFFIfIbenotashamedofmysoldiers,I
amasousedgurnet。Ihavemisusedtheking’spressdamnably。
Ihavegot,inexchangeofahundredandfiftysoldiers,threehundredandoddpounds。Ipressmenonebutgoodhouse—holders,yeoman’ssons;inquiremeoutcontractedbachelors,suchashadbeenaskedtwiceonthebanns;suchacommodityofwarmslaves,ashadaslievehearthedevilasadrum;suchasfearthereportofacaliverworsethanastruckfowlorahurtwild—duck。Ipressedmenonebutsuchtoasts—and—butter,withheartsintheirbelliesnobiggerthanpins’heads,andtheyhaveboughtouttheirservices;andnowmywholechargeconsistsofancients,corporals,lieutenants,gentlemenofcompanies,slavesasraggedasLazarusinthepaintedcloth,wheretheglutton’sdogslickedhissores;andsuchasindeedwereneversoldiers,butdiscardedunjustserving—men,youngersonstoyoungerbrothers,revoltedtapstersandostlerstrade—fallen,thecankersofacalmworldandalongpeace,tentimesmoredishonourableraggedthananoldfacedancient:andsuchhaveI,tofilluptheroomsofthemthathaveboughtouttheirservices,thatyouwouldthinkthatIhadahundredandfiftytatteredprodigalslatelycomefromswine—keeping,fromeatingdraffandhusks。A
madfellowmetmeonthewayandtoldmeIhadunloadedallthegibbetsandpressedthedeadbodies。Noeyehathseensuchscarecrows。I’llnotmarchthroughCoventrywiththem,that’sflat:nay,andthevillainsmarchwidebetwixtthelegs,asiftheyhadgyveson;forindeedIhadthemostofthemoutofprison。There’sbutashirtandahalfinallmycompany;andthehalfshirtistwonapkinstackedtogetherandthrownovertheshoulderslikeanherald’scoatwithoutsleeves;andtheshirt,tosaythetruth,stolenfrommyhostatSaintAlban’s,orthered—noseinnkeeperofDaventry。Butthat’sallone;they’llfindlinenenoughoneveryhedge。
EnterthePRINCEandWESTMORELANDPRINCEHENRYHownow,blownJack!hownow,quilt!FALSTAFFWhat,Hal!hownow,madwag!whatadevildostthouinWarwickshire?MygoodLordofWestmoreland,I
cryyoumercy:IthoughtyourhonourhadalreadybeenatShrewsbury。WESTMORELANDFaith,SirJohn,’tismorethantimethatIwerethere,andyoutoo;butmypowersaretherealready。
Theking,Icantellyou,looksforusall:wemustawayallnight。FALSTAFFTut,neverfearme:Iamasvigilantasacattostealcream。PRINCEHENRYIthink,tostealcreamindeed,forthythefthathalreadymadetheebutter。Buttellme,Jack,whosefellowsarethesethatcomeafter?FALSTAFFMine,Hal,mine。PRINCEHENRYIdidneverseesuchpitifulrascals。FALSTAFFTut,tut;goodenoughtotoss;foodforpowder,foodforpowder;they’llfillapitaswellasbetter:
tush,man,mortalmen,mortalmen。WESTMORELANDAy,but,SirJohn,methinkstheyareexceedingpoorandbare,toobeggarly。FALSTAFF’Faith,fortheirpoverty,Iknownotwheretheyhadthat;andfortheirbareness,Iamsuretheyneverlearnedthatofme。PRINCEHENRYNoI’llbesworn;unlessyoucallthreefingersontheribsbare。But,sirrah,makehaste:Percyisalreadyinthefield。FALSTAFFWhat,isthekingencamped?WESTMORELANDHeis,SirJohn:Ifearweshallstaytoolong。FALSTAFFWell,TothelatterendofafrayandthebeginningofafeastFitsadullfighterandakeenguest。
ExeuntSCENEIII。TherebelcampnearShrewsbury。EnterHOTSPUR,WORCESTER,DOUGLAS,andVERNONHOTSPURWe’llfightwithhimto—night。EARLOFWORCESTERItmaynotbe。EARLOFDOUGLASYougivehimthentheadvantage。VERNONNotawhit。HOTSPURWhysayyouso?lookshenotforsupply?VERNONSodowe。HOTSPURHisiscertain,oursisdoubtful。EARLOFWORCESTERGoodcousin,beadvised;stirnottonight。VERNONDonot,mylord。EARLOFDOUGLASYoudonotcounselwell:
Youspeakitoutoffearandcoldheart。VERNONDomenoslander,Douglas:bymylife,AndIdarewellmaintainitwithmylife,Ifwell—respectedhonourbidmeon,IholdaslittlecounselwithweakfearAsyou,mylord,oranyScotthatthisdaylives:
Letitbeseento—morrowinthebattleWhichofusfears。EARLOFDOUGLASYea,orto—night。VERNONContent。HOTSPURTo—night,sayI。VERNONCome,comeitnaynotbe。Iwondermuch,Beingmenofsuchgreatleadingasyouare,ThatyouforeseenotwhatimpedimentsDragbackourexpedition:certainhorseOfmycousinVernon’sarenotyetcomeup:
YouruncleWorcester’shorsecamebuttoday;
Andnowtheirprideandmettleisasleep,Theircouragewithhardlabourtameanddull,Thatnotahorseishalfthehalfofhimself。HOTSPURSoarethehorsesoftheenemyIngeneral,journey—batedandbroughtlow:
Thebetterpartofoursarefullofrest。EARLOFWORCESTERThenumberofthekingexceedethours:
ForGod’ssake。cousin,staytillallcomein。
ThetrumpetsoundsaparleyEnterSIRWALTERBLUNTSIRWALTERBLUNTIcomewithgraciousoffersfromtheking,ifyouvouchsafemehearingandrespect。HOTSPURWelcome,SirWalterBlunt;andwouldtoGodYouwereofourdetermination!
Someofusloveyouwell;andeventhosesomeEnvyyourgreatdeservingsandgoodname,Becauseyouarenotofourquality,Butstandagainstuslikeanenemy。SIRWALTERBLUNTAndGoddefendbutstillIshouldstandso,SolongasoutoflimitandtrueruleYoustandagainstanointedmajesty。
Buttomycharge。ThekinghathsenttoknowThenatureofyourgriefs,andwhereuponYouconjurefromthebreastofcivilpeaceSuchboldhostility,teachinghisduteouslandAudaciouscruelty。IfthatthekingHaveanywayyourgooddesertsforgot,Whichheconfessethtobemanifold,Hebidsyounameyourgriefs;andwithallspeedYoushallhaveyourdesireswithinterestAndpardonabsoluteforyourselfandtheseHereinmisledbyyoursuggestion。HOTSPURThekingiskind;andwellweknowthekingKnowsatwhattimetopromise,whentopay。
MyfatherandmyuncleandmyselfDidgivehimthatsameroyaltyhewears;
Andwhenhewasnotsixandtwentystrong,Sickintheworld’sregard,wretchedandlow,Apoorunmindedoutlawsneakinghome,Myfathergavehimwelcometotheshore;
AndwhenheheardhimswearandvowtoGodHecamebuttobeDukeofLancaster,Tosuehisliveryandbeghispeace,Withtearsofinnocencyandtermsofzeal,Myfather,inkindheartandpitymoved,Sworehimassistanceandperform’dittoo。
NowwhenthelordsandbaronsoftherealmPerceivedNorthumberlanddidleantohim,Themoreandlesscameinwithcapandknee;
Methiminboroughs,cities,villages,Attendedhimonbridges,stoodinlanes,Laidgiftsbeforehim,proffer’dhimtheiroaths,Gavehimtheirheirs,aspagesfollow’dhimEvenattheheelsingoldenmultitudes。
Hepresently,asgreatnessknowsitself,StepsmealittlehigherthanhisvowMadetomyfather,whilehisbloodwaspoor,UponthenakedshoreatRavenspurgh;
Andnow,forsooth,takesonhimtoreformSomecertainedictsandsomestraitdecreesThatlietooheavyonthecommonwealth,Criesoutuponabuses,seemstoweepOverhiscountry’swrongs;andbythisface,Thisseemingbrowofjustice,didhewinTheheartsofallthathedidanglefor;
Proceededfurther;cutmeofftheheadsOfallthefavouritesthattheabsentkingIndeputationleftbehindhimhere,WhenhewaspersonalintheIrishwar。SIRWALTERBLUNTTut,Icamenottohearthis。HOTSPURThentothepoint。
Inshorttimeafter,hedeposedtheking;
Soonafterthat,deprivedhimofhislife;
Andintheneckofthat,task’dthewholestate:
Tomakethatworse,suffer’dhiskinsmanMarch,Whois,ifeveryownerwerewellplaced,Indeedhisking,tobeengagedinWales,Therewithoutransomtolieforfeited;
Disgracedmeinmyhappyvictories,Soughttoentrapmebyintelligence;
Ratedmineunclefromthecouncil—board;
Inragedismiss’dmyfatherfromthecourt;
Brokeoathonoath,committedwrongonwrong,AndinconclusiondroveustoseekoutThisheadofsafety;andwithaltopryIntohistitle,thewhichwefindTooindirectforlongcontinuance。SIRWALTERBLUNTShallIreturnthisanswertotheking?HOTSPURNotso,SirWalter:we’llwithdrawawhile。
Gototheking;andlettherebeimpawn’dSomesuretyforasafereturnagain,AndinthemorningearlyshallmyuncleBringhimourpurposes:andsofarewell。SIRWALTERBLUNTIwouldyouwouldacceptofgraceandlove。HOTSPURAndmaybesoweshall。SIRWALTERBLUNTPrayGodyoudo。
ExeuntSCENEIV。York。TheARCHBISHOP’Spalace。EntertheARCHBISHOPOFYORKandSIRMICHAELARCHBISHOPOFYORKHie,goodSirMichael;bearthissealedbriefWithwingedhastetothelordmarshal;
ThistomycousinScroop,andalltherestTowhomtheyaredirected。IfyouknewHowmuchtheydotoimport,youwouldmakehaste。SIRMICHAELMygoodlord,Iguesstheirtenor。ARCHBISHOPOFYORKLikeenoughyoudo。
To—morrow,goodSirMichael,isadayWhereinthefortuneoftenthousandmenMustbidethetouch;for,sir,atShrewsbury,AsIamtrulygiventounderstand,Thekingwithmightyandquick—raisedpowerMeetswithLordHarry:and,Ifear,SirMichael,WhatwiththesicknessofNorthumberland,Whosepowerwasinthefirstproportion,AndwhatwithOwenGlendower’sabsencethence,WhowiththemwasaratedsinewtooAndcomesnotin,o’er—ruledbyprophecies,IfearthepowerofPercyistooweakTowageaninstanttrialwiththeking。SIRMICHAELWhy,mygoodlord,youneednotfear;
ThereisDouglasandLordMortimer。ARCHBISHOPOFYORKNo,Mortimerisnotthere。SIRMICHAELButthereisMordake,Vernon,LordHarryPercy,AndthereismyLordofWorcesterandaheadOfgallantwarriors,noblegentlemen。ARCHBISHOPOFYORKAndsothereis:butyetthekinghathdrawnThespecialheadofallthelandtogether:
ThePrinceofWales,LordJohnofLancaster,ThenobleWestmorelandandwarlikeBlunt;
AndmoecorrivalsanddearmenOfestimationandcommandinarms。SIRMICHAELDoubtnot,mylord,theyshallbewellopposed。ARCHBISHOPOFYORKIhopenoless,yetneedful’tistofear;
And,topreventtheworst,SirMichael,speed:
ForifLordPercythrivenot,erethekingDismisshispower,hemeanstovisitus,Forhehathheardofourconfederacy,And’tisbutwisdomtomakestrongagainsthim:
Thereforemakehaste。ImustgowriteagainTootherfriends;andsofarewell,SirMichael。
ExeuntACTVSCENEI。KINGHENRYIV’scampnearShrewsbury。EnterKINGHENRY,PRINCEHENRY,LordJohnofLANCASTER,EARLOFWESTMORELAND,SIRWALTERBLUNT,andFALSTAFFKINGHENRYIVHowbloodilythesunbeginstopeerAboveyonbuskyhill!thedaylookspaleAthisdistemperature。PRINCEHENRYThesouthernwindDothplaythetrumpettohispurposes,AndbyhishollowwhistlingintheleavesForetellsatempestandablusteringday。KINGHENRYIVThenwiththelosersletitsympathize,Fornothingcanseemfoultothosethatwin。
ThetrumpetsoundsEnterWORCESTERandVERNON
Hownow,myLordofWorcester!’tisnotwellThatyouandIshouldmeetuponsuchtermsAsnowwemeet。Youhavedeceivedourtrust,Andmadeusdoffoureasyrobesofpeace,Tocrushouroldlimbsinungentlesteel:
Thisisnotwell,mylord,thisisnotwell。
Whatsayyoutoit?willyouagainunknitThiscurlishknotofall—abhorredwar?
AndmoveinthatobedientorbagainWhereyoudidgiveafairandnaturallight,Andbenomoreanexhaledmeteor,AprodigyoffearandaportentOfbroachedmischieftotheunborntimes?EARLOFWORCESTERHearme,myliege:
Formineownpart,IcouldbewellcontentToentertainthelag—endofmylifeWithquiethours;forIdoprotest,Ihavenotsoughtthedayofthisdislike。KINGHENRYIVYouhavenotsoughtit!howcomesit,then?FALSTAFFRebellionlayinhisway,andhefoundit。PRINCEHENRYPeace,chewet,peace!EARLOFWORCESTERItpleasedyourmajestytoturnyourlooksOffavourfrommyselfandallourhouse;
AndyetImustrememberyou,mylord,Wewerethefirstanddearestofyourfriends。
ForyoumystaffofofficedidIbreakInRichard’stime;andposteddayandnighttomeetyouontheway,andkissyourhand,WhenyetyouwereinplaceandinaccountNothingsostrongandfortunateasI。
Itwasmyself,mybrotherandhisson,ThatbroughtyouhomeandboldlydidoutdareThedangersofthetime。Yousworetous,AndyoudidswearthatoathatDoncaster,Thatyoudidnothingpurpose’gainstthestate;
Norclaimnofurtherthanyournew—fall’nright,TheseatofGaunt,dukedomofLancaster:
Tothiswesworeouraid。ButinshortspaceItrain’ddownfortuneshoweringonyourhead;
Andsuchafloodofgreatnessfellonyou,Whatwithourhelp,whatwiththeabsentking,Whatwiththeinjuriesofawantontime,Theseemingsufferancesthatyouhadborne,AndthecontrariouswindsthatheldthekingSolonginhisunluckyIrishwarsThatallinEnglanddidreputehimdead:
AndfromthisswarmoffairadvantagesYoutookoccasiontobequicklywoo’dTogripethegeneralswayintoyourhand;
ForgetyouroathtousatDoncaster;
AndbeingfedbyusyouusedussoAsthatungentlehull,thecuckoo’sbird,Useththesparrow;didoppressournest;
GrewbyourfeedingtosogreatabulkThatevenourlovedurstnotcomenearyoursightForfearofswallowing;butwithnimblewingWewereenforced,forsafetysake,toflyOutofsightandraisethispresenthead;
WherebywestandopposedbysuchmeansAsyouyourselfhaveforgedagainstyourselfByunkindusage,dangerouscountenance,AndviolationofallfaithandtrothSworntousinyouryoungerenterprise。KINGHENRYIVThesethingsindeedyouhavearticulate,Proclaim’datmarket—crosses,readinchurches,TofacethegarmentofrebellionWithsomefinecolourthatmaypleasetheeyeOfficklechangelingsandpoordiscontents,WhichgapeandrubtheelbowatthenewsOfhurlyburlyinnovation:
AndneveryetdidinsurrectionwantSuchwater—colourstoimpainthiscause;
Normoodybeggars,starvingforatimeOfpellmellhavocandconfusion。PRINCEHENRYInbothyourarmiesthereismanyasoulShallpayfulldearlyforthisencounter,Ifoncetheyjoinintrial。Tellyournephew,ThePrinceofWalesdothjoinwithalltheworldInpraiseofHenryPercy:bymyhopes,Thispresententerprisesetoffhishead,Idonotthinkabravergentleman,Moreactive—valiantormorevaliant—young,Moredaringormorebold,isnowaliveTogracethislatteragewithnobledeeds。
Formypart,Imayspeakittomyshame,Ihaveatruantbeentochivalry;
AndsoIhearhedothaccountmetoo;
Yetthisbeforemyfather’smajesty——
IamcontentthatheshalltaketheoddsOfhisgreatnameandestimation,Andwill,tosavethebloodoneitherside,Tryfortunewithhiminasinglefight。KINGHENRYIVAnd,PrinceofWales,sodareweventurethee,AlbeitconsiderationsinfiniteDomakeagainstit。No,goodWorcester,no,Weloveourpeoplewell;eventhoseweloveThataremisleduponyourcousin’spart;
And,willtheytaketheofferofourgrace,Bothheandtheyandyou,everymanShallbemyfriendagainandI’llbehis:
Sotellyourcousin,andbringmewordWhathewilldo:butifhewillnotyield,RebukeanddreadcorrectionwaitonusAndtheyshalldotheiroffice。So,begone;
Wewillnotnowbetroubledwithreply:
Weofferfair;takeitadvisedly。
ExeuntWORCESTERandVERNONPRINCEHENRYItwillnotbeaccepted,onmylife:
TheDouglasandtheHotspurbothtogetherAreconfidentagainsttheworldinarms。KINGHENRYIVHence,therefore,everyleadertohischarge;
For,ontheiranswer,willwesetonthem:
AndGodbefriendus,asourcauseisjust!
ExeuntallbutPRINCEHENRYandFALSTAFFFALSTAFFHal,ifthouseemedowninthebattleandbestrideme,so;’tisapointoffriendship。PRINCEHENRYNothingbutacolossuscandotheethatfriendship。
Saythyprayers,andfarewell。FALSTAFFIwould’twerebed—time,Hal,andallwell。PRINCEHENRYWhy,thouowestGodadeath。
ExitPRINCEHENRYFALSTAFF’Tisnotdueyet;Iwouldbeloathtopayhimbeforehisday。WhatneedIbesoforwardwithhimthatcallsnotonme?Well,’tisnomatter;honourpricksmeon。Yea,buthowifhonourprickmeoffwhenI
comeon?howthen?Canhonoursettoaleg?no:
oranarm?no:ortakeawaythegriefofawound?
no。
Honourhathnoskillinsurgery,then?no。Whatishonour?aword。Whatisinthatwordhonour?
whatisthathonour?air。Atrimreckoning!Whohathit?
hethatdiedo’Wednesday。Dothhefeelit?no。
Dothhehearit?no。’Tisinsensible,then。Yea,tothedead。Butwillitnotlivewiththeliving?
no。Why?detractionwillnotsufferit。ThereforeI’llnoneofit。Honourisamerescutcheon:
andsoendsmycatechism。
ExitSCENEII。Therebelcamp。EnterWORCESTERandVERNONEARLOFWORCESTERO,no,mynephewmustnotknow,SirRichard,Theliberalandkindofferoftheking。VERNON’Twerebesthedid。EARLOFWORCESTERThenareweallundone。
Itisnotpossible,itcannotbe,Thekingshouldkeephiswordinlovingus;
HewillsuspectusstillandfindatimeTopunishthisoffenceinotherfaults:
Suspicionallourlivesshallbestuckfullofeyes;
Fortreasonisbuttrustedlikethefox,Who,ne’ersotame,socherish’dandlock’dup,Willhaveawildtrickofhisancestors。
Lookhowwecan,orsadormerrily,Interpretationwillmisquoteourlooks,Andweshallfeedlikeoxenatastall,Thebettercherish’d,stillthenearerdeath。
Mynephew’strespassmaybewellforgot;
ithaththeexcuseofyouthandheatofblood,Andanadoptednameofprivilege,Ahair—brain’dHotspur,govern’dbyaspleen:
AllhisoffencesliveuponmyheadAndonhisfather’s;wedidtrainhimon,And,hiscorruptionbeingta’enfromus,We,asthespringofall,shallpayforall。
Therefore,goodcousin,letnotHarryknow,Inanycase,theofferoftheking。VERNONDeliverwhatyouwill;I’llsay’tisso。
Herecomesyourcousin。
EnterHOTSPURandDOUGLASHOTSPURMyuncleisreturn’d:
DeliverupmyLordofWestmoreland。
Uncle,whatnews?EARLOFWORCESTERThekingwillbidyoubattlepresently。EARLOFDOUGLASDefyhimbytheLordofWestmoreland。HOTSPURLordDouglas,goyouandtellhimso。EARLOFDOUGLASMarry,andshall,andverywillingly。
ExitEARLOFWORCESTERThereisnoseemingmercyintheking。HOTSPURDidyoubegany?Godforbid!EARLOFWORCESTERItoldhimgentlyofourgrievances,Ofhisoath—breaking;whichhemendedthus,Bynowforswearingthatheisforsworn:
Hecallsusrebels,traitors;andwillscourgeWithhaughtyarmsthishatefulnameinus。
Re—entertheEARLOFDOUGLASEARLOFDOUGLASArm,gentlemen;toarms!forIhavethrownAbravedefianceinKingHenry’steeth,AndWestmoreland,thatwasengaged,didbearit;
Whichcannotchoosebutbringhimquicklyon。EARLOFWORCESTERThePrinceofWalesstepp’dforthbeforetheking,And,nephew,challengedyoutosinglefight。HOTSPURO,wouldthequarrellayuponourheads,AndthatnomanmightdrawshortbreathtodayButIandHarryMonmouth!Tellme,tellme,Howshow’dhistasking?seem’ditincontempt?VERNONNo,bymysoul;IneverinmylifeDidhearachallengeurgedmoremodestly,UnlessabrothershouldabrotherdareTogentleexerciseandproofofarms。
Hegaveyouallthedutiesofaman;
Trimm’dupyourpraiseswithaprincelytongue,Spoketoyourdeservingslikeachronicle,MakingyoueverbetterthanhispraiseBystilldispraisingpraisevaluedinyou;
And,whichbecamehimlikeaprinceindeed,Hemadeablushingcitalofhimself;
AndchidhistruantyouthwithsuchagraceAsifhemaster’dthereadoublespirit。
Ofteachingandoflearninginstantly。
Theredidhepause:butletmetelltheworld,Ifheoutlivetheenvyofthisday,Englanddidneverowesosweetahope,Somuchmisconstruedinhiswantonness。HOTSPURCousin,IthinkthouartenamouredOnhisfollies:neverdidIhearOfanyprincesowildalibertine。
Butbeheashewill,yetonceerenightIwillembracehimwithasoldier’sarm,Thatheshallshrinkundermycourtesy。
Arm,armwithspeed:and,fellows,soldiers,friends,BetterconsiderwhatyouhavetodoThanI,thathavenotwellthegiftoftongue,Canliftyourbloodupwithpersuasion。
EnteraMessengerMessengerMylord,herearelettersforyou。HOTSPURIcannotreadthemnow。
Ogentlemen,thetimeoflifeisshort!
Tospendthatshortnessbaselyweretoolong,Iflifedidrideuponadial’spoint,Stillendingatthearrivalofanhour。
Anifwelive,welivetotreadonkings;
Ifdie,bravedeath,whenprincesdiewithus!
Now,forourconsciences,thearmsarefair,Whentheintentofbearingthemisjust。
EnteranotherMessengerMessengerMylord,prepare;thekingcomesonapace。HOTSPURIthankhim,thathecutsmefrommytale,ForIprofessnottalking;onlythis——
Leteachmandohisbest:andheredrawI
Asword,whosetemperIintendtostainWiththebestbloodthatIcanmeetwithalIntheadventureofthisperilousday。
Now,Esperance!Percy!andseton。
Soundalltheloftyinstrumentsofwar,Andbythatmusicletusallembrace;
For,heaventoearth,someofusnevershallAsecondtimedosuchacourtesy。
Thetrumpetssound。Theyembrace,andexeuntSCENEIII。Plainbetweenthecamps。KINGHENRYenterswithhispower。Alarumtothebattle。
ThenenterDOUGLASandSIRWALTERBLUNTSIRWALTERBLUNTWhatisthyname,thatinthebattlethusThoucrossestme?whathonourdostthouseekUponmyhead?EARLOFDOUGLASKnowthen,mynameisDouglas;
AndIdohaunttheeinthebattlethusBecausesometellmethatthouartaking。SIRWALTERBLUNTTheytelltheetrue。EARLOFDOUGLASTheLordofStafforddearto—dayhathboughtThylikeness,forinsteadofthee,KingHarry,Thisswordhathendedhim:soshallitthee,Unlessthouyieldtheeasmyprisoner。SIRWALTERBLUNTIwasnotbornayielder,thouproudScot;
AndthoushaltfindakingthatwillrevengeLordStafford’sdeath。
Theyfight。DOUGLASkillsSIRWALTERBLUNT。EnterHOTSPURHOTSPURODouglas,hadstthoufoughtatHolmedonthus,neverhadtriumph’duponaScot。EARLOFDOUGLASAll’sdone,all’swon;herebreathlessliestheking。HOTSPURWhere?EARLOFDOUGLASHere。HOTSPURThis,Douglas?no:Iknowthisfacefullwell:
Agallantknighthewas,hisnamewasBlunt;
Semblablyfurnish’dlikethekinghimself。EARLOFDOUGLASAfoolgowiththysoul,whitheritgoes!
Aborrow’dtitlehastthouboughttoodear:
Whydidstthoutellmethatthouwertaking?HOTSPURThekinghathmanymarchinginhiscoats。EARLOFDOUGLASNow,bymysword,Iwillkillallhiscoats;
I’llmurderallhiswardrobe,piecebypiece,UntilImeettheking。HOTSPURUp,andaway!
Oursoldiersstandfullfairlyfortheday。
ExeuntAlarum。EnterFALSTAFF,solusFALSTAFFThoughIcould’scapeshot—freeatLondon,Ifeartheshothere;here’snoscoringbutuponthepate。
Soft!whoareyou?SirWalterBlunt:there’shonourforyou!here’snovanity!Iamashotasmoultenlead,andasheavytoo:Godkeepleadoutofme!
I
neednomoreweightthanmineownbowels。Ihaveledmyragamuffinswheretheyarepeppered:there’snotthreeofmyhundredandfiftyleftalive;
andtheyareforthetown’send,tobegduringlife。
Butwhocomeshere?
EnterPRINCEHENRYPRINCEHENRYWhat,stand’stthouidlehere?lendmethysword:
ManyanoblemanliesstarkandstiffUnderthehoofsofvauntingenemies,Whosedeathsareyetunrevenged:Iprithee,lendmethysword。FALSTAFFOHal,Iprithee,givemeleavetobreatheawhile。
TurkGregoryneverdidsuchdeedsinarmsasI
havedonethisday。IhavepaidPercy,Ihavemadehimsure。PRINCEHENRYHeis,indeed;andlivingtokillthee。
Iprithee,lendmethysword。FALSTAFFNay,beforeGod,Hal,ifPercybealive,thouget’stnotmysword;buttakemypistol,ifthouwilt。PRINCEHENRYGiveittome:what,isitinthecase?FALSTAFFAy,Hal;’tishot,’tishot;there’sthatwillsackacity。
PRINCEHENRYdrawsitout,andfindsittobeabottleofsackPRINCEHENRYWhat,isitatimetojestanddallynow?
Hethrowsthebottleathim。ExitFALSTAFFWell,ifPercybealive,I’llpiercehim。
Ifhedocomeinmyway,so:ifhedonot,ifIcomeinhiswillingly,lethimmakeacarbonadoofme。IlikenotsuchgrinninghonourasSirWalterhath:givemelife:whichifIcansave,so;ifnot,honourcomesunlookedfor,andthere’sanend。
ExitFALSTAFFSCENEIV。Anotherpartofthefield。Alarum。Excursions。EnterPRINCEHENRY,LORDJOHNOFLANCASTER,andEARLOFWESTMORELANDKINGHENRYIVIprithee,Harry,withdrawthyself;thoubleed’sttoomuch。
LordJohnofLancaster,goyouwithhim。LANCASTERNotI,mylord,unlessIdidbleedtoo。PRINCEHENRYIbeseechyourmajesty,makeup,Lestyourretirementdoamazeyourfriends。KINGHENRYIVIwilldoso。
MyLordofWestmoreland,leadhimtohistent。WESTMORELANDCome,mylord,I’llleadyoutoyourtent。PRINCEHENRYLeadme,mylord?Idonotneedyourhelp:
AndGodforbidashallowscratchshoulddriveThePrinceofWalesfromsuchafieldasthis,Wherestain’dnobilityliestroddenon,andrebels’armstriumphinmassacres!LANCASTERWebreathetoolong:come,cousinWestmoreland,Ourdutythiswaylies;forGod’ssakecome。
ExeuntLANCASTERandWESTMORELANDPRINCEHENRYByGod,thouhastdeceivedme,Lancaster;
Ididnotthinktheelordofsuchaspirit:
Before,Ilovedtheeasabrother,John;
Butnow,Idorespecttheeasmysoul。KINGHENRYIVIsawhimholdLordPercyatthepointWithlustiermaintenancethanIdidlookforOfsuchanungrownwarrior。PRINCEHENRYO,thisboyLendsmettletousall!
ExitEnterDOUGLASEARLOFDOUGLASAnotherking!theygrowlikeHydra’sheads:
IamtheDouglas,fataltoallthoseThatwearthosecoloursonthem:whatartthou,Thatcounterfeit’stthepersonofaking?KINGHENRYIVThekinghimself;who,Douglas,grievesatheartSomanyofhisshadowsthouhastmetAndnottheveryking。IhavetwoboysSeekPercyandthyselfaboutthefield:
But,seeingthoufall’stonmesoluckily,Iwillassaythee:so,defendthyself。EARLOFDOUGLASIfearthouartanothercounterfeit;
Andyet,infaith,thoubear’sttheelikeaking:
ButmineIamsurethouart,whoe’erthoube,AndthusIwinthee。
Theyfight。KINGHENRYbeingindanger,PRINCEHENRYentersPRINCEHENRYHoldupthyhead,vileScot,orthouartlikeNevertoholditupagain!thespiritsOfvaliantShirley,Stafford,Blunt,areinmyarms:
ItisthePrinceofWalesthatthreatensthee;
Whoneverpromisethbuthemeanstopay。
Theyfight:DOUGLASfliesCheerly,mylordhowfaresyourgrace?
SirNicholasGawseyhathforsuccorsent,AndsohathClifton:I’lltoCliftonstraight。KINGHENRYIVStay,andbreatheawhile:
Thouhastredeem’dthylostopinion,Andshow’dthoumakestsometenderofmylife,Inthisfairrescuethouhastbroughttome。PRINCEHENRYOGod!theydidmetoomuchinjuryThateversaidIhearken’dforyourdeath。
Ifitwereso,ImighthaveletaloneTheinsultinghandofDouglasoveryou,WhichwouldhavebeenasspeedyinyourendAsallthepoisonouspotionsintheworldAndsavedthetreacherouslabourofyourson。KINGHENRYIVMakeuptoClifton:I’lltoSirNicholasGawsey。
ExitEnterHOTSPURHOTSPURIfImistakenot,thouartHarryMonmouth。PRINCEHENRYThouspeak’stasifIwoulddenymyname。HOTSPURMynameisHarryPercy。PRINCEHENRYWhy,thenIseeAveryvaliantrebelofthename。
IamthePrinceofWales;andthinknot,Percy,Tosharewithmeingloryanymore:
Twostarskeepnottheirmotioninonesphere;
NorcanoneEnglandbrookadoublereign,OfHarryPercyandthePrinceofWales。HOTSPURNorshallit,Harry;forthehouriscomeToendtheoneofus;andwouldtoGodThynameinarmswerenowasgreatasmine!PRINCEHENRYI’llmakeitgreaterereIpartfromthee;
AndallthebuddinghonoursonthycrestI’llcrop,tomakeagarlandformyhead。HOTSPURIcannolongerbrookthyvanities。
TheyfightEnterFALSTAFFFALSTAFFWellsaid,Hal!toitHal!Nay,youshallfindnoboy’splayhere,Icantellyou。
Re—enterDOUGLAS;hefightswithFALSTAFF,whofallsdownasifheweredead,andexitDOUGLAS。HOTSPURiswounded,andfallsHOTSPURO,Harry,thouhastrobb’dmeofmyyouth!
IbetterbrookthelossofbrittlelifeThanthoseproudtitlesthouhastwonofme;
Theywoundmythoughtsworsethanswordmyflesh:
Butthought’stheslaveoflife,andlifetime’sfool;
Andtime,thattakessurveyofalltheworld,Musthaveastop。O,Icouldprophesy,ButthattheearthyandcoldhandofdeathLiesonmytongue:no,Percy,thouartdustAndfoodfor——
DiesPRINCEHENRYForworms,bravePercy:faretheewell,greatheart!
Ill—weavedambition,howmuchartthoushrunk!
Whenthatthisbodydidcontainaspirit,Akingdomforitwastoosmallabound;
ButnowtwopacesofthevilestearthIsroomenough:thisearththatbearstheedeadBearsnotalivesostoutagentleman。
Ifthouwertsensibleofcourtesy,Ishouldnotmakesodearashowofzeal:
Butletmyfavourshidethymangledface;
And,eveninthybehalf,I’llthankmyselfFordoingthesefairritesoftenderness。
Adieu,andtakethypraisewiththeetoheaven!
Thyignominysleepwiththeeinthegrave,Butnotremember’dinthyepitaph!
HespiethFALSTAFFonthegroundWhat,oldacquaintance!couldnotallthisfleshKeepinalittlelife?PoorJack,farewell!
Icouldhavebettersparedabetterman:
O,Ishouldhaveaheavymissofthee,IfIweremuchinlovewithvanity!
Deathhathnotstrucksofatadeerto—day,Thoughmanydearer,inthisbloodyfray。
Embowell’dwillIseetheebyandby:
TilltheninbloodbynoblePercylie。
ExitPRINCEHENRYFALSTAFF[Risingup]Embowelled!ifthouembowelmeto—day,I’llgiveyouleavetopowdermeandeatmetooto—morrow。’Sblood,’twastimetocounterfeit,orthathottermagantScothadpaidmescotandlottoo。
Counterfeit?Ilie,Iamnocounterfeit:todie,istobeacounterfeit;forheisbutthecounterfeitofamanwhohathnotthelifeofaman:
buttocounterfeitdying,whenamantherebyliveth,istobenocounterfeit,butthetrueandperfectimageoflifeindeed。Thebetterpartofvalourisdiscretion;inthewhichbetterpartI
havesavedmylife。’Zounds,IamafraidofthisgunpowderPercy,thoughhebedead:how,ifheshouldcounterfeittooandrise?bymyfaith,Iamafraidhewouldprovethebettercounterfeit。
ThereforeI’llmakehimsure;yea,andI’llswearI
killedhim。WhymaynotheriseaswellasI?
Nothingconfutesmebuteyes,andnobodyseesme。
Therefore,sirrah,Stabbinghimwithanewwoundinyourthigh,comeyoualongwithme。
TakesupHOTSPURonhisbackRe—enterPRINCEHENRYandLORDJOHNOFLANCASTERPRINCEHENRYCome,brotherJohn;fullbravelyhastthouflesh’dThymaidensword。LANCASTERBut,soft!whomhavewehere?
Didyounottellmethisfatmanwasdead?PRINCEHENRYIdid;Isawhimdead,Breathlessandbleedingontheground。Artthoualive?
Orisitfantasythatplaysuponoureyesight?
Iprithee,speak;wewillnottrustoureyesWithoutourears:thouartnotwhatthouseem’st。FALSTAFFNo,that’scertain;Iamnotadoubleman:butifI
benotJackFalstaff,thenamIaJack。ThereisPercy:
Throwingthebodydownifyourfatherwilldomeanyhonour,so;ifnot,lethimkillthenextPercyhimself。Ilooktobeeitherearlorduke,Icanassureyou。PRINCEHENRYWhy,PercyIkilledmyselfandsawtheedead。FALSTAFFDidstthou?Lord,Lord,howthisworldisgiventolying!IgrantyouIwasdownandoutofbreath;
andsowashe:butwerosebothataninstantandfoughtalonghourbyShrewsburyclock。IfI
maybebelieved,so;ifnot,letthemthatshouldrewardvalourbearthesinupontheirownheads。I’lltakeituponmydeath,Igavehimthiswoundinthethigh:ifthemanwerealiveandwoulddenyit,’zounds,Iwouldmakehimeatapieceofmysword。LANCASTERThisisthestrangesttalethateverIheard。PRINCEHENRYThisisthestrangestfellow,brotherJohn。
Come,bringyourluggagenoblyonyourback:
Formypart,ifaliemaydotheegrace,I’llgilditwiththehappiesttermsIhave。
AretreatissoundedThetrumpetsoundsretreat;thedayisours。
Come,brother,letustothehighestofthefield,Toseewhatfriendsareliving,whoaredead。
ExeuntPRINCEHENRYandLANCASTERFALSTAFFI’llfollow,astheysay,forreward。
Hethatrewardsme,Godrewardhim!IfIdogrowgreat,I’llgrowless;forI’llpurge,andleavesack,andlivecleanlyasanoblemanshoulddo。
ExitSCENEV。Anotherpartofthefield。Thetrumpetssound。EnterKINGHENRYIV,PRINCEHENRY,LORD
JOHNLANCASTER,EARLOFWESTMORELAND,withWORCESTERandVERNONprisonersKINGHENRYIVThuseverdidrebellionfindrebuke。
Ill—spiritedWorcester!didnotwesendgrace,Pardonandtermsoflovetoallofyou?
Andwouldstthouturnourofferscontrary?
Misusethetenorofthykinsman’strust?
Threeknightsuponourpartyslainto—day,AnobleearlandmanyacreatureelseHadbeenalivethishour,IflikeaChristianthouhadsttrulyborneBetwixtourarmiestrueintelligence。EARLOFWORCESTERWhatIhavedonemysafetyurgedmeto;
AndIembracethisfortunepatiently,Sincenottobeavoideditfallsonme。KINGHENRYIVBearWorcestertothedeathandVernontoo:
Otheroffenderswewillpauseupon。
ExeuntWORCESTERandVERNON,guardedHowgoesthefield?PRINCEHENRYThenobleScot,LordDouglas,whenhesawThefortuneofthedayquiteturn’dfromhim,ThenoblePercyslain,andallhismenUponthefootoffear,fledwiththerest;
Andfallingfromahill,hewassobruisedThatthepursuerstookhim。AtmytentTheDouglasis;andIbeseechyourgraceImaydisposeofhim。KINGHENRYIVWithallmyheart。PRINCEHENRYThen,brotherJohnofLancaster,toyouThishonourablebountyshallbelong:
GototheDouglas,anddeliverhimUptohispleasure,ransomlessandfree:
Hisvalourshownuponourcreststo—dayHathtaughtushowtocherishsuchhighdeedsEveninthebosomofouradversaries。LANCASTERIthankyourgraceforthishighcourtesy,WhichIshallgiveawayimmediately。KINGHENRYIVThenthisremains,thatwedivideourpower。
You,sonJohn,andmycousinWestmorelandTowardsYorkshallbendyouwithyourdearestspeed,TomeetNorthumberlandandtheprelateScroop,Who,aswehear,arebusilyinarms:
Myselfandyou,sonHarry,willtowardsWales,TofightwithGlendowerandtheEarlofMarch。
Rebellioninthislandshalllosehissway,Meetingthechequeofsuchanotherday:
Andsincethisbusinesssofairisdone,Letusnotleavetillallourownbewon。
ExeuntHenryIV,part2:EntirePlayTheSecondPartofKingHenrytheFourthbyWilliamShakespeareInductionWarkworth。BeforethecastleEnterRUMOUR,paintedfulloftonguesRUMOUROpenyourears;forwhichofyouwillstopTheventofhearingwhenloudRumourspeaks?
I,fromtheorienttothedroopingwest,Makingthewindmypost—horse,stillunfoldTheactscommencedonthisballofearth:
Uponmytonguescontinualslandersride,ThewhichineverylanguageIpronounce,Stuffingtheearsofmenwithfalsereports。
Ispeakofpeace,whilecovertenmityUnderthesmileofsafetywoundstheworld:
AndwhobutRumour,whobutonlyI,Makefearfulmustersandprepareddefence,Whilesthebigyear,swolnwithsomeothergrief,Isthoughtwithchildbythesterntyrantwar,Andnosuchmatter?RumourisapipeBlownbysurmises,jealousies,conjecturesAndofsoeasyandsoplainastopThatthebluntmonsterwithuncountedheads,Thestill—discordantwaveringmultitude,Canplayuponit。ButwhatneedIthusMywell—knownbodytoanatomizeAmongmyhousehold?WhyisRumourhere?
IrunbeforeKingHarry’svictory;
WhoinabloodyfieldbyShrewsburyHathbeatendownyoungHotspurandhistroops,QuenchingtheflameofboldrebellionEvenwiththerebel’sblood。ButwhatmeanI
Tospeaksotrueatfirst?myofficeisTonoiseabroadthatHarryMonmouthfellUnderthewrathofnobleHotspur’ssword,AndthatthekingbeforetheDouglas’rageStoop’dhisanointedheadaslowasdeath。
ThishaveIrumour’dthroughthepeasanttownsBetweenthatroyalfieldofShrewsburyAndthisworm—eatenholdofraggedstone,WhereHotspur’sfather,oldNorthumberland,Liescrafty—sick:thepostscometiringon,AndnotamanofthembringsothernewsThantheyhavelearn’dofme:fromRumour’stonguesTheybringsmoothcomfortsfalse,worsethantruewrongs。
ExitACTISCENEI。Thesame。EnterLORDBARDOLPHLORDBARDOLPHWhokeepsthegatehere,ho?
ThePorteropensthegateWhereistheearl?PorterWhatshallIsayyouare?LORDBARDOLPHTellthoutheearlThattheLordBardolphdothattendhimhere。PorterHislordshipiswalk’dforthintotheorchard;
Pleaseityourhonour,knockbutatthegate,Andhehimselfwiltanswer。
EnterNORTHUMBERLANDLORDBARDOLPHHerecomestheearl。
ExitPorterNORTHUMBERLANDWhatnews,LordBardolph?everyminutenowShouldbethefatherofsomestratagem:
Thetimesarewild:contention,likeahorseFullofhighfeeding,madlyhathbrokelooseAndbearsdownallbeforehim。LORDBARDOLPHNobleearl,IbringyoucertainnewsfromShrewsbury。NORTHUMBERLANDGood,anGodwill!LORDBARDOLPHAsgoodasheartcanwish:
Thekingisalmostwoundedtothedeath;
And,inthefortuneofmylordyourson,PrinceHarryslainoutright;andboththeBluntsKill’dbythehandofDouglas;youngPrinceJohnAndWestmorelandandStaffordfledthefield;
AndHarryMonmouth’sbrawn,thehulkSirJohn,Isprisonertoyourson:O,suchaday,Sofought,sofollow’dandsofairlywon,Camenottillnowtodignifythetimes,SinceCaesar’sfortunes!NORTHUMBERLANDHowisthisderived?
Sawyouthefield?cameyoufromShrewsbury?LORDBARDOLPHIspakewithone,mylord,thatcamefromthence,Agentlemanwellbredandofgoodname,Thatfreelyrender’dmethesenewsfortrue。NORTHUMBERLANDHerecomesmyservantTravers,whomI
sentOnTuesdaylasttolistenafternews。
EnterTRAVERSLORDBARDOLPHMylord,Iover—rodehimontheway;
Andheisfurnish’dwithnocertaintiesMorethanhehaplymayretailfromme。NORTHUMBERLANDNow,Travers,whatgoodtidingscomeswithyou?TRAVERSMylord,SirJohnUmfrevileturn’dmebackWithjoyfultidings;and,beingbetterhorsed,Out—rodeme。AfterhimcamespurringhardAgentleman,almostforspentwithspeed,Thatstopp’dbymetobreathehisbloodiedhorse。
Heask’dthewaytoChester;andofhimIdiddemandwhatnewsfromShrewsbury:
HetoldmethatrebellionhadbadluckAndthatyoungHarryPercy’sspurwascold。
Withthat,hegavehisablehorsethehead,AndbendingforwardstruckhisarmedheelsAgainstthepantingsidesofhispoorjadeUptotherowel—head,andstartingsoHeseem’dinrunningtodevourtheway,Stayingnolongerquestion。NORTHUMBERLANDHa!Again:
SaidheyoungHarryPercy’sspurwascold?
OfHotspurColdspur?thatrebellionHadmetillluck?LORDBARDOLPHMylord,I’lltellyouwhat;
Ifmyyounglordyoursonhavenottheday,Uponminehonour,forasilkenpointI’llgivemybarony:nevertalkofit。NORTHUMBERLANDWhyshouldthatgentlemanthatrodebyTraversGivethensuchinstancesofloss?LORDBARDOLPHWho,he?
HewassomehildingfellowthathadstolenThehorseherodeon,and,uponmylife,Spokeataventure。Look,herecomesmorenews。