Mr。Wellercameoutsostronginhiscapacityofchairman,thatSamwasforsometimepreventedfromspeakingbyagrinofsurprise,whichheldhisfacultiesenchained,andatlastsubsidedinalongwhistleofasinglenote。Nay,theoldgentlemanappearedeventohaveastonishedhimself,andthattonosmallextent,aswasdemonstratedbythevastamountofchucklinginwhichheindulged,aftertheutteranceoftheselucidremarks。
  ’Here’sthestory,’saidSam。’Vunceuponatimetherewosayounghairdresserasopenedawerysmartlittleshopvithfourwaxdummiesinthewinder,twogen’lmenandtwoladies—thegen’lmenvithbluedotsfortheirbeards,werylargeviskers,oudaciousheadsofhair,uncommoncleareyes,andnostrilsofamazin’
  pinkness;theladiesviththeirheadso’oneside,theirrightforefingersontheirlips,andtheirformsdewelopedbeautiful,invichlastrespecttheyhadtheadwantageoverthegen’lmen,aswasn’tallowedbutwerylittleshoulder,andterminatedraytherabruptinfancydrapery。Hehadalsoamanyhair—brushesandtooth—brushesbottledupinthewinder,neatglass—casesonthecounter,afloor—clothedcuttin’—roomup—stairs,andaweighin’—
  macheenintheshop,rightoppositethedoor。Butthegreatattractionandornamentwosthedummies,whichthishereyounghairdresserwosconstantlyarunnin’outintheroadtolookat,andconstantlyarunnin’inagaintotouchupandpolish;inshort,hewossoproudon’em,thatvenSundaycome,hewosalwayswretchedandmis’rabletothinktheywosbehindtheshutters,andlookedanxiouslyforMondayonthataccount。Vuno’thesedummieswosafavritevithhimbeyondtheothers;andvenanyofhisacquaintanceaskedhimwyhedidn’tgetmarried—astheyoungladiesheknow’d,inpartickler,oftendid—heusedtosay,"Never!Inevervillenterintothebondsofvedlock,"hesays,"untilImeetvithayoung’oomanasrealisesmyideao’that’erefairestdummyviththelighthair。Then,andnottillthen,"hesays,"Ivillapproachthealtar。"Alltheyoungladiesheknow’dashadgotdarkhairtoldhimthiswoswerysinful,andthathewoswurshippin’aidle;butthemaswosatallnearthesameshadeasthedummycolouredupwerymuch,andwosobservedtothinkhimaweryniceyoungman。’
  ’Samivel,’saidMr。Weller,gravely,’amembero’thisassociashunbein’oneo’that’eretendersexwhichisnowimmedetlyreferredto,Ihavetorekvestthatyouvillmakenoreflections。’
  ’Iain’tamakin’any,amI?’inquiredSam。
  ’Order,sir!’rejoinedMr。Weller,withseveredignity。Then,sinkingthechairmaninthefather,headded,inhisusualtoneofvoice:’Samivel,driveon!’
  Saminterchangedasmilewiththehousekeeper,andproceeded:
  ’Theyounghairdresserhadn’tbeeninthehabito’makin’thisavowalabovesixmonths,venheen—counteredayoungladyaswosthewerypictero’thefairestdummy。"Now,"hesays,"it’sallup。Iamaslave!"Theyoungladywosnotonlythepictero’thefairestdummy,butshewasweryromantic,astheyounghairdresserwas,too,andhesays,"O!"hesays,"here’sacommunityo’
  feelin’,here’saflowo’soul!"hesays,"here’sainterchangeo’
  sentiment!"Theyoungladydidn’tsaymuch,o’course,butsheexpressedherselfagreeable,andshortlyartervardsventtoseehimvithamutualfriend。Thehairdresserrushesouttomeether,butd’rectlysheseesthedummiesshechangescolourandfallsatremblin’wiolently。"Lookup,mylove,"saysthehairdresser,"beholdyourimigeinmywinder,butnotcorrecterthaninmyart!"
  "Myimige!"shesays。"Yourn!"repliesthehairdresser。"ButwhoseimigeisTHAT?"shesays,apintingatvuno’thegen’lmen。
  "Novun’s,mylove,"hesays,"itisbutaidea。""Aidea!"shecries:"itisaportrait,Ifeelitisaportrait,andthat’erenoblefacemustbeinthemillingtary!""WotdoIhear!"sayshe,acrumplin’hiscurls。"VilliamGibbs,"shesays,quitefirm,"neverrenoothesubject。Irespectyouasafriend,"shesays,"butmyaffectionsissetuponthatmanlybrow。""This,"saysthehairdresser,"isareg’larblight,andinitIperceivethehandofFate。Farevell!"Viththesevordsherushesintotheshop,breaksthedummy’snosevithablowofhiscurlin’—irons,meltshimdownattheparlourfire,andneversmilesartervards。’
  ’Theyounglady,Mr。Weller?’saidthehousekeeper。
  ’Why,ma’am,’saidSam,’findingthatFatehadaspiteaginher,andeverybodyshecomeintocontactvith,sheneversmiledneither,butreadadealo’poetryandpinedavay,—byraytherslowdegrees,forsheain’tdeadyet。Ittookadealo’poetrytokillthehair—dresser,andsomepeoplesayarterallthatitwasmoretheginandwaterascausedhimtoberunover;p’r’apsitwasalittleo’both,andcameo’mixingthetwo。’
  ThebarberdeclaredthatMr。Wellerhadrelatedoneofthemostinterestingstoriesthathadevercomewithinhisknowledge,inwhichopinionthehousekeeperentirelyconcurred。
  ’Areyouamarriedman,sir?’inquiredSam。
  Thebarberrepliedthathehadnotthathonour。
  ’Is’poseyoumeantobe?’saidSam。
  ’Well,’repliedthebarber,rubbinghishandssmirkingly,’Idon’tknow,Idon’tthinkit’sverylikely。’
  ’That’sabadsign,’saidSam;’ifyou’dsaidyoumeanttobevuno’thesedays,Ishouldha’lookeduponyouasbein’safe。You’reinaweryprecariousstate。’
  ’Iamnotconsciousofanydanger,atallevents,’returnedthebarber。
  ’NomorewosI,sir,’saidtheelderMr。Weller,interposing;
  ’thoseveremysymptoms,exactly。I’vebeentookthatvaytwice。
  Keepyourvethereyeopen,myfriend,oryou’regone。’
  Therewassomethingsoverysolemnaboutthisadmonition,bothinitsmatterandmanner,andalsointhewayinwhichMr。Wellerstillkepthiseyefixedupontheunsuspectingvictim,thatnobodycaredtospeakforsomelittletime,andmightnothavecaredtodosoforsometimelonger,ifthehousekeeperhadnothappenedtosigh,whichcalledofftheoldgentleman’sattentionandgaverisetoagallantinquirywhether’therewosanythin’werypiercin’inthat’erelittleheart?’
  ’Dearme,Mr。Weller!’saidthehousekeeper,laughing。
  ’No,butisthereanythin’asagitatesit?’pursuedtheoldgentleman。’Hasitalwaysbeenobderrate,alwaysopposedtothehappinesso’humancreeturs?Eh?Hasit?’
  Atthiscriticaljunctureforherblushesandconfusion,thehousekeeperdiscoveredthatmorealewaswanted,andhastilywithdrewintothecellartodrawthesame,followedbythebarber,whoinsistedoncarryingthecandle。Havinglookedafterherwithaverycomplacentexpressionofface,andafterhimwithsomedisdain,Mr。Wellercausedhisglancetotravelslowlyroundthekitchen,untilatlengthitrestedonhisson。
  ’Sammy,’saidMr。Weller,’Imistrustthatbarber。’
  ’Wotfor?’returnedSam;’wot’shegottodowithyou?You’reaniceman,youare,arterpretendin’allkindso’terror,togoapayin’complimentsandtalkin’aboutheartsandpiercers。’
  TheimputationofgallantryappearedtoaffordMr。Wellertheutmostdelight,forherepliedinavoicechokedbysuppressedlaughter,andwiththetearsinhiseyes,’WosIatalkin’aboutheartsandpiercers,—wosIthough,Sammy,eh?’
  ’Wosyou?ofcourseyouwos。’
  ’Shedon’tknownobetter,Sammy,thereain’tnoharminit,—nodanger,Sammy;she’sonlyapunster。Sheseemedpleased,though,didn’tshe?O’course,shewospleased,it’snat’ralsheshouldbe,werynat’ral。’
  ’He’swainofit!’exclaimedSam,joininginhisfather’smirth。
  ’He’sactuallywain!’
  ’Hush!’repliedMr。Weller,composinghisfeatures,’they’reacomin’back,—thelittleheart’sacomin’back。Butmarkthesewurdso’mineoncemore,andremember’emvenyourfathersayshesaid’em。Samivel,Imistrustthat’eredeceitfulbarber。’
  CHAPTERVI—MASTERHUMPHREY,FROMHISCLOCK—SIDEINTHECHIMNEY
  CORNER
  TWOorthreeeveningsaftertheinstitutionofMr。Weller’sWatch,IthoughtIheard,asIwalkedinthegarden,thevoiceofMr。
  Wellerhimselfatnogreatdistance;andstoppingonceortwicetolistenmoreattentively,Ifoundthatthesoundsproceededfrommyhousekeeper’slittlesitting—room,whichisatthebackofthehouse。Itooknofurthernoticeofthecircumstanceatthattime,butitformedthesubjectofaconversationbetweenmeandmyfriendJackRedburnnextmorning,whenIfoundthatIhadnotbeendeceivedinmyimpression。Jackfurnishedmewiththefollowingparticulars;andasheappearedtotakeextraordinarypleasureinrelatingthem,Ihavebeggedhiminfuturetojotdownanysuchdomesticscenesoroccurrencesthatmaypleasehishumour,inorderthattheymaybetoldinhisownway。Imustconfessthat,asMr。
  Pickwickandheareconstantlytogether,Ihavebeeninfluenced,inmakingthisrequest,byasecretdesiretoknowsomethingoftheirproceedings。
  Ontheeveninginquestion,thehousekeeper’sroomwasarrangedwithparticularcare,andthehousekeeperherselfwasverysmartlydressed。Thepreparations,however,werenotconfinedtomereshowydemonstrations,asteawaspreparedforthreepersons,withasmalldisplayofpreservesandjamsandsweetcakes,whichheraldedsomeuncommonoccasion。MissBenton(myhousekeeperbearsthatname)wasinastateofgreatexpectation,too,frequentlygoingtothefrontdoorandlookinganxiouslydownthelane,andmorethanonceobservingtotheservant—girlthatsheexpectedcompany,andhopednoaccidenthadhappenedtodelaythem。
  Amodestringatthebellatlengthallayedherfears,andMissBenton,hurryingintoherownroomandshuttingherselfup,inorderthatshemightpreservethatappearanceofbeingtakenbysurprisewhichissoessentialtothepolitereceptionofvisitors,awaitedtheircomingwithasmilingcountenance。
  ’Goodev’nin’,mum,’saidtheolderMr。Weller,lookinginatthedoorafteraprefatorytap。’I’mafeerdwe’vecomeinraytherarterthetime,mum,buttheyoungcoltbeingfullo’wice,hasbeen’aboltin’andshyin’andgettin’hislegoverthetracestosichaextentthatifhean’twerysoonbrokein,he’llwexmeintoabrokenheart,andthenhe’llneverbebroughtoutnomoreexcepttolearnhislettersfromthewritin’onhisgrandfather’stombstone。’
  Withthesepatheticwords,whichwereaddressedtosomethingoutsidethedoorabouttwofeetsixfromtheground,Mr。Wellerintroducedaverysmallboyfirmlysetuponacoupleofverysturdylegs,wholookedasifnothingcouldeverknockhimdown。BesideshavingaveryroundfacestronglyresemblingMr。Weller’s,andastoutlittlebodyofexactlyhisbuild,thisyounggentleman,standingwithhislittlelegsverywideapart,asifthetop—bootswerefamiliartothem,actuallywinkeduponthehousekeeperwithhisinfanteye,inimitationofhisgrandfather。
  ’There’sanaughtyboy,mum,’saidMr。Weller,burstingwithdelight,’there’saimmoralTony。Wosthereeveralittlechapo’
  fouryearandeightmonthsoldasvinkedhiseyeatastrangeladyafore?’
  Aslittleaffectedbythisobservationasbytheformerappealtohisfeelings,MasterWellerelevatedintheairasmallmodelofacoachwhipwhichhecarriedinhishand,andaddressingthehousekeeperwithashrill’ya—hip!’inquiredifshewas’goingdowntheroad;’atwhichhappyadaptationofalessonhehadbeentaughtfrominfancy,Mr。Wellercouldrestrainhisfeelingsnolonger,butgavehimtwopenceonthespot。
  ’It’sinwaintodenyit,mum,’saidMr。Weller,’thishereisaboyarterhisgrandfather’sownheart,andbeatsoutalltheboysaseverwosorwillbe。Thoughatthesametime,mum,’addedMr。
  Weller,tryingtolookgravelydownuponhisfavourite,’itwaswerywrongonhimtowantto—overallthepostsaswecomealong,andwerycruelonhimtoforcepoorgrandfathertolifthimcross—
  leggedovereveryvunof’em。Hewouldn’tpassvunsingleblessedpost,mum,andatthetopo’thelanethere’sseven—and—fortyon’emallinarow,andweryclosetogether。’
  HereMr。Weller,whosefeelingswereinaperpetualconflictbetweenprideinhisgrandson’sachievementsandasenseofhisownresponsibility,andtheimportanceofimpressinghimwithmoraltruths,burstintoafitoflaughter,andsuddenlycheckinghimself,remarkedinaseveretonethatlittleboysasmadetheirgrandfathersput’emoverpostsneverwenttoheavenatanyprice。
  Bythistimethehousekeeperhadmadetea,andlittleTony,placedonachairbesideher,withhiseyesnearlyonalevelwiththetopofthetable,wasprovidedwithvariousdelicacieswhichyieldedhimextremecontentment。Thehousekeeper(whoseemedratherafraidofthechild,notwithstandinghercaresses)thenpattedhimonthehead,anddeclaredthathewasthefinestboyshehadeverseen。
  ’Wy,mum,’saidMr。Weller,’Idon’tthinkyou’llseeamanysich,andthat’sthetruth。ButifmysonSamivelvouldgivememyvay,mum,andonlydis—pensevithhis—MIGHTIwentertosaythevurd?’
  ’Whatword,Mr。Weller?’saidthehousekeeper,blushingslightly。
  ’Petticuts,mum,’returnedthatgentleman,layinghishanduponthegarmentsofhisgrandson。’IfmysonSamivel,mum,vouldonlydis—
  penseviththesehere,you’dseesuchaalterationinhisappearance,astheimaginationcan’tdepicter。’
  ’Butwhatwouldyouhavethechildwearinstead,Mr。Weller?’saidthehousekeeper。
  ’I’veofferedmysonSamivel,mum,agenandagen,’returnedtheoldgentleman,’topurwidehimatmyowncostvithasuito’clothesas’udbethemakin’onhim,andformhismindininfancyforthosepursuitsasIhopethefamilyo’theVellersvillalvaysdewotethemselvesto。Tony,myboy,telltheladywotthemclothesare,asgrandfathersays,fatheroughttoletyouvear。’
  ’Alittlewhitehatandalittlesprigweskutandlittlekneecordsandlittletop—bootsandalittlegreencoatwithlittlebrightbuttonsandalittlewelwetcollar,’repliedTony,withgreatreadinessandnostops。
  ’That’sthecos—toom,mum,’saidMr。Weller,lookingproudlyatthehousekeeper。’Oncemakesichamodelonhimasthat,andyou’dsayheWOSanangel!’
  PerhapsthehousekeeperthoughtthatinsuchaguiseyoungTonywouldlookmoreliketheangelatIslingtonthananythingelseofthatname,orperhapsshewasdisconcertedtofindherpreviously—
  conceivedideasdisturbed,asangelsarenotcommonlyrepresentedintop—bootsandsprigwaistcoats。Shecougheddoubtfully,butsaidnothing。
  ’Howmanybrothersandsistershaveyou,mydear?’sheasked,afterashortsilence。
  ’Onebrotherandnosisteratall,’repliedTony。’Samhisnameis,andso’smyfather’s。Doyouknowmyfather?’
  ’Oyes,Iknowhim,’saidthehousekeeper,graciously。
  ’Ismyfatherfondofyou?’pursuedTony。
  ’Ihopeso,’rejoinedthesmilinghousekeeper。
  Tonyconsideredamoment,andthensaid,’Ismygrandfatherfondofyou?’
  Thiswouldseemaveryeasyquestiontoanswer,butinsteadofreplyingtoit,thehousekeepersmiledingreatconfusion,andsaidthatreallychildrendidasksuchextraordinaryquestionsthatitwasthemostdifficultthingintheworldtotalktothem。Mr。
  Wellertookuponhimselftoreplythathewasveryfondofthelady;butthehousekeeperentreatingthathewouldnotputsuchthingsintothechild’shead,Mr。Wellershookhisownwhileshelookedanotherway,andseemedtobetroubledwithamisgivingthatcaptivationwasinprogress。Itwas,perhaps,onthisaccountthathechangedthesubjectprecipitately。
  ’It’swerywronginlittleboystomakegameo’theirgrandfathers,an’tit,mum?’saidMr。Weller,shakinghisheadwaggishly,untilTonylookedathim,whenhecounterfeitedthedeepestdejectionandsorrow。
  ’O,verysad!’assentedthehousekeeper。’ButIhopenolittleboysdothat?’
  ’ThereisvunyoungTurk,mum,’saidMr。Weller,’ashavin’seenhisgrandfatheralittleovercomevithdrinkontheoccasionofafriend’sbirthday,goesareelin’andstaggerin’aboutthehouse,andmakin’believethathe’stheoldgen’lm’n。’
  ’O,quiteshocking!’criedthehousekeeper,’Yes,mum,’saidMr。Weller;’andpreviouslytosodoin’,thishereyoungtraitorthatI’maspeakin’of,pincheshislittlenosetomakeitred,andthenhegivesahiccupandsays,"I’mallright,"
  hesays;"giveusanothersong!"Ha,ha!"Giveusanothersong,"
  hesays。Ha,ha,ha!’
  Inhisexcessivedelight,Mr。Wellerwasquiteunmindfulofhismoralresponsibility,untillittleTonykickeduphislegs,andlaughingimmoderately,cried,’Thatwasme,thatwas;’whereuponthegrandfather,byagreateffort,becameextremelysolemn。
  ’No,Tony,notyou,’saidMr。Weller。’Ihopeitwarn’tyou,Tony。
  Itmustha’beenthat’erenaughtylittlechapascomessometimesouto’theemptywatch—boxroundthecorner,—thatsamelittlechapaswosfoundstandingonthetableaforethelooking—glass,pretendingtoshavehimselfvithaoyster—knife。’
  ’Hedidn’thurthimself,Ihope?’observedthehousekeeper。
  ’Nothe,mum,’saidMr。Wellerproudly;’blessyourheart,youmighttrustthat’ereboyvithasteam—enginea’most,he’ssuchaknowin’young’—butsuddenlyrecollectinghimselfandobservingthatTonyperfectlyunderstoodandappreciatedthecompliment,theoldgentlemangroanedandobservedthat’itwosallweryshockin’—
  wery。’
  ’O,he’sabad’un,’saidMr。Weller,’isthat’erewatch—boxboy,makin’suchanoiseandlitterinthebackyard,hedoes,waterin’
  woodenhorsesandfeedin’of’emvithgrass,andperpetivallyspillin’hislittlebrotheroutofaveelbarrowandfrightenin’hismotheroutofhervits,atthewerymomentwenshe’sexpectin’toincreasehisstockofhappinessvithanotherplay—feller,—O,he’sabadone!He’sevengonesofarastoputonapairofpaperspectaclesashegothisfathertomakeforhim,andwalkupanddownthegardenvithhishandsbehindhiminimitationofMr。
  Pickwick,—butTonydon’tdosichthings,Ono!’
  ’Ono!’echoedTony。
  ’Heknowsbetter,hedoes,’saidMr。Weller。’Heknowsthatifhewostocomesichgamesasthesenobodywouldn’tlovehim,andthathisgrandfatherinparticklercouldn’tabearthesightonhim;forvichreasonsTony’salwaysgood。’
  ’Alwaysgood,’echoedTony;andhisgrandfatherimmediatelytookhimonhiskneeandkissedhim,atthesametime,withmanynodsandwinks,slylypointingatthechild’sheadwithhisthumb,inorderthatthehousekeeper,otherwisedeceivedbytheadmirablemannerinwhichhe(Mr。Weller)hadsustainedhischaracter,mightnotsupposethatanyotheryounggentlemanwasreferredto,andmightclearlyunderstandthattheboyofthewatch—boxwasbutanimaginarycreation,andafetchofTonyhimself,inventedforhisimprovementandreformation。
  Notconfininghimselftoamereverbaldescriptionofhisgrandson’sabilities,Mr。Weller,whenteawasfinished,invitedhimbyvariousgiftsofpenceandhalfpencetosmokeimaginarypipes,drinkvisionarybeerfromrealpots,imitatehisgrandfatherwithoutreserve,andinparticulartogothroughthedrunkenscene,whichthrewtheoldgentlemanintoecstasiesandfilledthehousekeeperwithwonder。NorwasMr。Weller’spridesatisfiedwitheventhisdisplay,forwhenhetookhisleavehecarriedthechild,likesomerareandastonishingcuriosity,firsttothebarber’shouseandafterwardstothetobacconist’s,ateachofwhichplacesherepeatedhisperformanceswiththeutmosteffecttoapplaudinganddelightedaudiences。Itwashalf—pastnineo’clockwhenMr。
  Wellerwaslastseencarryinghimhomeuponhisshoulder,andithasbeenwhisperedabroadthatatthattimetheinfantTonywasratherintoxicated。
  IwasmusingtheothereveninguponthecharactersandincidentswithwhichIhadbeensolongengaged;wonderinghowIcouldeverhavelookedforwardwithpleasuretothecompletionofmytale,andreproachingmyselfforhavingdoneso,asifitwereakindofcrueltytothosecompanionsofmysolitudewhomIhadnowdismissed,andcouldneveragainrecall;whenmyclockstruckten。
  Punctualtothehour,myfriendsappeared。
  Onourlastnightofmeeting,wehadfinishedthestorywhichthereaderhasjustconcluded。Ourconversationtookthesamecurrentasthemeditationswhichtheentranceofmyfriendshadinterrupted,andTheOldCuriosityShopwasthestapleofourdiscourse。
  Imayconfidetothereadernow,thatinconnectionwiththislittlehistoryIhadsomethinguponmymind;somethingtocommunicatewhichIhadallalongwithdifficultyrepressed;
  somethingIhaddeemedit,duringtheprogressofthestory,necessarytoitsinteresttodisguise,andwhich,nowthatitwasover,Iwished,andwasyetreluctant,todisclose。
  ToconcealanythingfromthosetowhomIamattached,isnotinmynature。IcanneverclosemylipswhereIhaveopenedmyheart。
  Thistemper,andtheconsciousnessofhavingdonesomeviolencetoitinmynarrative,laidmeunderarestraintwhichIshouldhavehadgreatdifficultyinovercoming,butforatimelyremarkfromMr。Miles,who,asIhintedinaformerpaper,isagentlemanofbusinesshabits,andofgreatexactnessandproprietyinallhistransactions。
  ’Icouldhavewished,’myfriendobjected,’thatwehadbeenmadeacquaintedwiththesinglegentleman’sname。Idon’tlikehiswithholdinghisname。Itmademelookuponhimatfirstwithsuspicion,andcausedmetodoubthismoralcharacter,Iassureyou。Iamfullysatisfiedbythistimeofhisbeingaworthycreature;butinthisrespecthecertainlywouldnotappeartohaveactedatalllikeamanofbusiness。’
  ’Myfriends,’saidI,drawingtothetable,atwhichtheywerebythistimeseatedintheirusualchairs,’doyourememberthatthisstoryboreanothertitlebesidesthatonewehavesooftenheardoflate?’
  Mr。Mileshadhispocket—bookoutinaninstant,andreferringtoanentrytherein,rejoined,’Certainly。PersonalAdventuresofMasterHumphrey。Hereitis。Imadeanoteofitatthetime。’
  IwasabouttoresumewhatIhadtotellthem,whenthesameMr。
  Milesagaininterruptedme,observingthatthenarrativeoriginatedinapersonaladventureofmyown,andthatwasnodoubtthereasonforitsbeingthusdesignated。
  Thisledmetothepointatonce。
  ’Youwilloneandallforgiveme,’Ireturned,’ifforthegreaterconvenienceofthestory,andforitsbetterintroduction,thatadventurewasfictitious。Ihadmyshare,indeed,—nolightortrivialone,—inthepageswehaveread,butitwasnottheshareIfeignedtohaveatfirst。Theyoungerbrother,thesinglegentleman,thenamelessactorinthislittledrama,standsbeforeyounow。’
  Itwaseasytoseetheyhadnotexpectedthisdisclosure。
  ’Yes,’Ipursued。’Icanlookbackuponmypartinitwithacalm,half—smilingpityformyselfasforsomeotherman。ButIamhe,indeed;andnowthechiefsorrowsofmylifeareyours。’
  IneednotsaywhattruegratificationIderivedfromthesympathyandkindnesswithwhichthisacknowledgmentwasreceived;norhowoftenithadrisentomylipsbefore;norhowdifficultIhadfoundit—howimpossible,whenIcametothosepassageswhichtouchedmemost,andmostnearlyconcernedme—tosustainthecharacterIhadassumed。ItisenoughtosaythatIreplacedintheclock—casetherecordofsomanytrials,—sorrowfully,itistrue,butwithasoftenedsorrowwhichwasalmostpleasure;andfeltthatinlivingthroughthepastagain,andcommunicatingtoothersthelessonithadhelpedtoteachme,Ihadbeenahappierman。
  WelingeredsolongovertheleavesfromwhichIhadread,thatasIconsignedthemtotheirformerresting—place,thehandofmytrustyclockpointedtotwelve,andtherecametowardsusuponthewindthevoiceofthedeepanddistantbellofSt。Paul’sasitstruckthehourofmidnight。
  ’This,’saidI,returningwithamanuscriptIhadtakenatthemoment,fromthesamerepository,’tobeopenedtosuchmusic,shouldbeatalewhereLondon’sfacebynightisdarklyseen,andwheresomedeedofsuchatimeasthisisdimlyshadowedout。
  Whichofusherehasseentheworkingofthatgreatmachinewhosevoicehasjustnowceased?’
  Mr。Pickwickhad,ofcourse,andsohadMr。Miles。Jackandmydeaffriendwereintheminority。
  Ihadseenitbutafewdaysbefore,andcouldnothelptellingthemofthefancyIhadaboutit。
  Ipaidmyfeeoftwopenceuponentering,tooneofthemoney—
  changerswhositwithintheTemple;andfalling,afterafewturnsupanddown,intothequiettrainofthoughtwhichsuchaplaceawakens,pacedtheechoingstoneslikesomeoldmonkwhosepresentworldlayallwithinitswalls。AsIlookedafarupintotheloftydome,Icouldnothelpwonderingwhatwerehisreflectionswhosegeniusrearedthatmightypile,when,thelastsmallwedgeoftimberfixed,thelastnaildrivenintoitshomeformanycenturies,theclangofhammers,andthehumofbusyvoicesgone,andtheGreatSilencewholeyearsofnoisehadhelpedtomake,reigningundisturbedaround,hemused,asIdidnow,uponhiswork,andlosthimselfamiditsvastextent。Icouldnotquitedeterminewhetherthecontemplationofitwouldimpresshimwithasenseofgreatnessorofinsignificance;butwhenIrememberedhowlongatimeithadtakentoerect,inhowshortaspaceitmightbetraversedeventoitsremotestparts,forhowbriefatermhe,oranyofthosewhocaredtobearhisname,wouldlivetoseeit,orknowofitsexistence,Iimaginedhimfarmoremelancholythanproud,andlookingwithregretuponhislabourdone。Withthesethoughtsinmymind,Ibegantoascend,almostunconsciously,theflightofstepsleadingtotheseveralwondersofthebuilding,andfoundmyselfbeforeabarrierwhereanothermoney—takersat,whodemandedwhichamongthemIwouldchoosetosee。Therewerethestonegallery,hesaid,andthewhisperinggallery,thegeometricalstaircase,theroomofmodels,theclock—theclockbeingquiteinmyway,Istoppedhimthere,andchosethatsightfromalltherest。
  IgropedmywayintotheTurretwhichitoccupies,andsawbeforeme,inakindofloft,whatseemedtobeagreat,oldoakenpresswithfoldingdoors。Thesebeingthrownbackbytheattendant(whowassleepingwhenIcameuponhim,andlookedadrowsyfellow,asthoughhisclosecompanionshipwithTimehadmadehimquiteindifferenttoit),disclosedacomplicatedcrowdofwheelsandchainsinironandbrass,—great,sturdy,rattlingengines,—
  suggestiveofbreakingafingerputinhereorthere,andgrindingthebonetopowder,—andtheseweretheClock!Itsverypulse,ifImayusetheword,waslikenootherclock。Itdidnotmarktheflightofeverymomentwithagentlesecondstroke,asthoughitwouldcheckoldTime,andhavehimstayhispaceinpity,butmeasureditwithonesledge—hammerbeat,asifitsbusinessweretocrushthesecondsastheycametroopingon,andremorselesslytoclearapathbeforetheDayofJudgment。
  Isatdownoppositetoit,andhearingitsregularandnever—
  changingvoice,thatonedeepconstantnote,uppermostamongstallthenoiseandclatterinthestreetsbelow,—markingthat,letthattumultriseorfall,goonorstop,—letitbenightornoon,to—morroworto—day,thisyearornext,—itstillperformeditsfunctionswiththesamedullconstancy,andregulatedtheprogressofthelifearound,thefancycameuponmethatthiswasLondon’sHeart,—andthatwhenitshouldceasetobeat,theCitywouldbenomore。
  Itisnight。Calmandunmovedamidstthescenesthatdarknessfavours,thegreatheartofLondonthrobsinitsGiantbreast。
  Wealthandbeggary,viceandvirtue,guiltandinnocence,repletionandthediresthunger,alltreadingoneachotherandcrowdingtogether,aregatheredroundit。Drawbutalittlecircleabovetheclusteringhousetops,andyoushallhavewithinitsspaceeverything,withitsoppositeextremeandcontradiction,closebeside。Whereyonderfeeblelightisshining,amanisbutthismomentdead。Thetaperatafewyards’distanceisseenbyeyesthathavethisinstantopenedontheworld。Therearetwohousesseparatedbybutaninchortwoofwall。Inone,therearequietmindsatrest;intheother,awakingconsciencethatonemightthinkwouldtroubletheveryair。Inthatclosecornerwheretheroofsshrinkdownandcowertogetherasiftohidetheirsecretsfromthehandsomestreethardby,therearesuchdarkcrimes,suchmiseriesandhorrors,ascouldbehardlytoldinwhispers。Inthehandsomestreet,therearefolksasleepwhohavedwelttherealltheirlives,andhavenomoreknowledgeofthesethingsthaniftheyhadneverbeen,orweretransactedattheremotestlimitsoftheworld,—who,iftheywerehintedat,wouldshaketheirheads,lookwise,andfrown,andsaytheywereimpossible,andoutofNature,—asifallgreattownswerenot。DoesnotthisHeartofLondon,thatnothingmoves,norstops,norquickens,—thatgoesonthesameletwhatwillbedone,doesitnotexpresstheCity’scharacterwell?
  Thedaybeginstobreak,andsoonthereisthehumandnoiseoflife。Thosewhohavespentthenightondoorstepsandcoldstonescrawlofftobeg;theywhohavesleptinbedscomeforthtotheiroccupation,too,andbusinessisastir。Thefogofsleeprollsslowlyoff,andLondonshinesawake。Thestreetsarefilledwithcarriagesandpeoplegailyclad。Thejailsarefull,too,tothethroat,norhavetheworkhousesorhospitalsmuchroomtospare。
  Thecourtsoflawarecrowded。Tavernshavetheirregularfrequentersbythistime,andeverymartoftraffichasitsthrong。
  Eachoftheseplacesisaworld,andhasitsowninhabitants;eachisdistinctfrom,andalmostunconsciousoftheexistenceofanyother。Therearesomefewpeoplewelltodo,whoremembertohavehearditsaid,thatnumbersofmenandwomen—thousands,theythinkitwas—getupinLondoneveryday,unknowingwheretolaytheirheadsatnight;andthattherearequartersofthetownwheremiseryandfaminealwaysare。Theydon’tbelieveitquite,—theremaybesometruthinit,butitisexaggerated,ofcourse。So,eachofthesethousandworldsgoeson,intentuponitself,untilnightcomesagain,—firstwithitslightsandpleasures,anditscheerfulstreets;thenwithitsguiltanddarkness。
  HeartofLondon,thereisamoralinthyeverystroke!asIlookonatthyindomitableworking,whichneitherdeath,norpressoflife,norgrief,norgladnessoutofdoorswillinfluenceonejot,Iseemtohearavoicewithintheewhichsinksintomyheart,biddingme,asIelbowmywayamongthecrowd,havesomethoughtforthemeanestwretchthatpasses,and,beingaman,toturnawaywithscornandpridefromnonethatbearthehumanshape。
  IambynomeanssurethatImightnothavebeentemptedtoenlargeuponthesubject,hadnotthepapersthatlaybeforemeonthetablebeenasilentreproachforeventhisdigression。ItookthemupagainwhenIhadgotthusfar,andseriouslypreparedtoread。
  Thehandwritingwasstrangetome,forthemanuscripthadbeenfairlycopied。Asitisagainstourrules,insuchacase,toinquireintotheauthorshipuntilthereadingisconcluded,Icouldonlyglanceatthedifferentfacesroundme,insearchofsomeexpressionwhichshouldbetraythewriter。Whoeverhemightbe,hewaspreparedforthis,andgavenosignformyenlightenment。
  Ihadthepapersinmyhand,whenmydeaffriendinterposedwithasuggestion。
  ’Ithasoccurredtome,’hesaid,’bearinginmindyoursequeltothetalewehavefinished,thatifsuchofusashaveanythingtorelateofourownlivescouldinterweaveitwithourcontributiontotheClock,itwouldbewelltodoso。Thisneedbenorestraintuponus,eitherastotime,orplace,orincident,sinceanyrealpassageofthiskindmaybesurroundedbyfictitiouscircumstances,andrepresentedbyfictitiouscharacters。Whatifwemakethisanarticleofagreementamongourselves?’
  Thepropositionwascordiallyreceived,butthedifficultyappearedtobethatherewasalongstorywrittenbeforewehadthoughtofit。
  ’Unless,’saidI,’itshouldhavehappenedthatthewriterofthistale—whichisnotimpossible,formenareapttodosowhentheywrite—hasactuallymingledwithitsomethingofhisownenduranceandexperience。’
  Nobodyspoke,butIthoughtIdetectedinonequarterthatthiswasreallythecase。
  ’IfIhavenoassurancetothecontrary,’Iadded,therefore,’I
  shalltakeitforgrantedthathehasdoneso,andthateventhesepaperscomewithinournewagreement。Everybodybeingmute,weholdthatunderstandingifyouplease。’
  AndhereIwasabouttobeginagain,whenJackinformedussoftly,thatduringtheprogressofourlastnarrative,Mr。Weller’sWatchhadadjourneditssittingsfromthekitchen,andregularlymetoutsideourdoor,wherehehadnodoubtthataugustbodywouldbefoundatthepresentmoment。Asthiswasfortheconvenienceoflisteningtoourstories,hesubmittedthattheymightbesufferedtocomein,andhearthemmorepleasantly。
  Tothisweoneandallyieldedareadyassent,andthepartybeingdiscovered,asJackhadsupposed,andinvitedtowalkin,entered(thoughnotwithoutgreatconfusionathavingbeendetected),andwereaccommodatedwithchairsatalittledistance。
  Then,thelampbeingtrimmed,thefirewellstirredandburningbrightly,thehearthcleanswept,thecurtainscloselydrawn,theclockwoundup,weenteredonournewstory。
  Itisagainmidnight。Myfireburnscheerfully;theroomisfilledwithmyoldfriend’ssobervoice;andIamlefttomuseuponthestorywehavejustnowfinished。
  Itmakesmesmile,atsuchatimeasthis,tothinkiftherewereanyonetoseemesittinginmyeasy—chair,mygrayheadhangingdown,myeyesbentthoughtfullyupontheglowingembers,andmycrutch—emblemofmyhelplessness—lyinguponthehearthatmyfeet,howsolitaryIshouldseem。YetthoughIamthesoletenantofthischimney—corner,thoughIamchildlessandold,Ihavenosenseoflonelinessatthishour;butamthecentreofasilentgroupwhosecompanyIlove。
  Thus,evenageandweaknesshavetheirconsolations。IfIwereayoungerman,ifIweremoreactive,morestronglyboundandtiedtolife,thesevisionaryfriendswouldshunme,orIshoulddesiretoflyfromthem。BeingwhatIam,Icancourttheirsociety,anddelightinit;andpasswholehoursinpicturingtomyselftheshadowsthatperchanceflockeverynightintothischamber,andinimaginingwithpleasurewhatkindofinteresttheyhaveinthefrail,feeblemortalwhoisitssoleinhabitant。
  AllthefriendsIhaveeverlostIfindagainamongthesevisitors。
  Ilovetofancytheirspiritshoveringaboutme,feelingstillsomeearthlykindnessfortheiroldcompanion,andwatchinghisdecay。
  ’Heisweaker,hedeclinesapace,hedrawsnearerandnearertous,andwillsoonbeconsciousofourexistence。’Whatistheretoalarmmeinthis?Itisencouragementandhope。
  Thesethoughtshavenevercrowdedonmehalfsofastastheyhavedoneto—night。FacesIhadlongforgottenhavebecomefamiliartomeonceagain;traitsIhadendeavouredtorecallforyearshavecomebeforemeinaninstant;nothingischangedbutme;andevenI
  canbemyformerselfatwill。
  Raisingmyeyesbutnowtothefaceofmyoldclock,Iremember,quiteinvoluntarily,theveneration,notunmixedwithasortofchildishawe,withwhichIusedtositandwatchitasitticked,unheededinadarkstaircasecorner。IrecollectlookingmoregraveandsteadywhenImetitsdustyface,asif,havingthatstrangekindoflifewithinit,andbeingfreefromallexcessofvulgarappetite,andwarningallthehousebynightandday,itwereasage。HowoftenhaveIlistenedtoitasittoldthebeadsoftime,andwonderedatitsconstancy!Howoftenwatcheditslowlypointingroundthedial,and,whileIpantedfortheeagerlyexpectedhourtocome,admired,despitemyself,itssteadinessofpurposeandloftyfreedomfromallhumanstrife,impatience,anddesire!
  Ithoughtitcruelonce。Itwasveryhardofheart,tomymind,I
  remember。Itwasanoldservanteventhen;andIfeltasthoughitoughttoshowsomesorrow;asthoughitwantedsympathywithusinourdistress,andwereadull,heartless,mercenarycreature。Ah!
  howsoonIlearnttoknowthatinitsceaselessgoingon,andinitsbeingcheckedorstayedbynothing,layitsgreatestkindness,andtheonlybalmforgriefandwoundedpeaceofmind。
  To—night,to—night,whenthistranquillityandcalmareonmyspirits,andmemorypresentssomanyshiftingscenesbeforeme,I
  takemyquietstandatwillbymanyafirethathasbeenlongextinguished,andminglewiththecheerfulgroupthatclusterroundit。IfIcouldbesorrowfulinsuchamood,IshouldgrowsadtothinkwhatapoorblotIwasupontheiryouthandbeautyonce,andnowhowfewremaintoputmetotheblush;IshouldgrowsadtothinkthatsuchamongthemasIsometimesmeetwithinmydailywalksarescarcelylessinfirmthanI;thattimehasbroughtustoalevel;andthatalldistinctionsfadeandvanishaswetakeourtremblingstepstowardsthegrave。
  Butmemorywasgivenusforbetterpurposesthanthis,andmineisnotatorment,butasourceofpleasure。TomuseuponthegaietyandyouthIhaveknownsuggeststomegladscenesofharmlessmirththatmaybepassingnow。Fromcontemplatingthemapart,Isoonbecomeanactorintheselittledramas,andhumouringmyfancy,losemyselfamongthebeingsitinvokes。
  Whenmyfireisbrightandhigh,andawarmblushmantlesinthewallsandceilingofthisancientroom;whenmyclockmakescheerfulmusic,likeoneofthosechirpinginsectswhodelightinthewarmhearth,andaresometimes,byagoodsuperstition,lookeduponastheharbingersoffortuneandplentytothathouseholdinwhosemerciestheyputtheirhumbletrust;wheneverythingisinaruddygenialglow,andtherearevoicesinthecracklingflame,andsmilesinitsflashinglight,othersmilesandothervoicescongregatearoundme,invading,withtheirpleasantharmony,thesilenceofthetime。
  Forthenaknotofyouthfulcreaturesgatherroundmyfireside,andtheroomre—echoestotheirmerryvoices。Mysolitarychairnolongerholdsitsampleplacebeforethefire,butiswheeledintoasmallercorner,toleavemoreroomforthebroadcircleformedaboutthecheerfulhearth。Ihavesons,anddaughters,andgrandchildren,andweareassembledonsomeoccasionofrejoicingcommontousall。Itisabirthday,perhaps,orperhapsitmaybeChristmastime;butbeitwhatitmay,thereisrareholidayamongus;wearefullofglee。
  Inthechimney—comer,oppositemyself,sitsonewhohasgrownoldbesideme。Sheischanged,ofcourse;muchchanged;andyetI
  recognisethegirleveninthatgrayhairandwrinkledbrow。
  Glancingfromthelaughingchildwhohalfhidesinherampleskirts,andhalfpeepsout,—andfromhertothelittlematronoftwelveyearsold,whositssowomanlyandsodemureatnogreatdistancefromme,—andfromheragain,toafairgirlinthefullbloomofearlywomanhood,thecentreofthegroup,whohasglancedmorethanoncetowardstheopeningdoor,andbywhomthechildren,whisperingandtitteringamongthemselves,WILLleaveavacantchair,althoughshebidsthemnot,—Iseeherimagethricerepeated,andfeelhowlongitisbeforeoneformandsetoffeatureswhollypassaway,ifever,fromamongtheliving。WhileI
  amdwellinguponthis,andtracingoutthegradualchangefrominfancytoyouth,fromyouthtoperfectgrowth,fromthattoage,andthinking,withanoldman’spride,thatsheiscomelyyet,I
  feelaslightthinhanduponmyarm,and,lookingdown,seeseatedatmyfeetacrippledboy,—agentle,patientchild,—whoseaspectIknowwell。Herestsuponalittlecrutch,—Iknowittoo,—andleaningonitasheclimbsmyfootstool,whispersinmyear,’Iamhardlyoneofthese,deargrandfather,althoughIlovethemdearly。Theyareverykindtome,butyouwillbekinderstill,Iknow。’
  Ihavemyhanduponhisneck,andstooptokisshim,whenmyclockstrikes,mychairisinitsoldspot,andIamalone。
  WhatifIbe?Whatifthisfiresidebetenantless,saveforthepresenceofoneweakoldman?Frommyhouse—topIcanlookuponahundredhomes,ineveryoneofwhichthesesocialcompanionsaremattersofreality。InmydailywalksIpassathousandmenwhosecaresareallforgotten,whoselaboursaremadelight,whosedullroutineofworkfromdaytodayischeeredandbrightenedbytheirglimpsesofdomesticjoyathome。Amidthestrugglesofthisstrugglingtownwhatcheerfulsacrificesaremade;whattoilenduredwithreadiness;whatpatienceshownandfortitudedisplayedforthemeresakeofhomeanditsaffections!LetmethankHeaventhatIcanpeoplemyfiresidewithshadowssuchasthese;withshadowsofbrightobjectsthatexistincrowdsaboutme;andletmesay,’Iamalonenomore。’
  Ineverwaslessso—Iwriteitwithagratefulheart—thanIamto—night。Recollectionsofthepastandvisionsofthepresentcometobearmecompany;themeanestmantowhomIhaveevergivenalmsappears,toaddhismiteofpeaceandcomforttomystock;andwheneverthefirewithinmeshallgrowcold,tolightmypathuponthisearthnomore,Ipraythatitmaybeatsuchanhourasthis,andwhenIlovetheworldaswellasIdonow。
  THEDEAFGENTLEMANFROMHISOWNAPARTMENT
  Ourdearfriendlaiddownhispenattheendoftheforegoingparagraph,totakeitupnomore。Ilittlethoughtevertoemploymineuponsosorrowfulataskasthatwhichhehasleftme,andtowhichInowdevoteit。
  Ashedidnotappearamongusathisusualhournextmorning,weknockedgentlyathisdoor。Noanswerbeinggiven,itwassoftlyopened;andthen,tooursurprise,wesawhimseatedbeforetheashesofhisfire,withalittletableIwasaccustomedtosetathiselbowwhenIlefthimforthenightatashortdistancefromhim,asthoughhehadpusheditawaywiththeideaofrisingandretiringtohisbed。Hiscrutchandfootstoollayathisfeetasusual,andhewasdressedinhischamber—gown,whichhehadputonbeforeIlefthim。Hewasreclininginhischair,inhisaccustomedposture,withhisfacetowardsthefire,andseemedabsorbedinmeditation,—indeed,atfirst,wealmosthopedhewas。
  Goinguptohim,wefoundhimdead。Ihaveoften,veryoften,seenhimsleeping,andalwayspeacefully,butIneversawhimlooksocalmandtranquil。Hisfaceworeaserene,benignexpression,whichhadimpressedmeverystronglywhenwelastshookhands;notthathehadeverhadanyotherlook,Godknows;buttherewassomethinginthissoveryspiritual,sostrangelyandindefinablyalliedtoyouth,althoughhisheadwasgrayandvenerable,thatitwasneweveninhim。Itcameuponmeallatoncewhenonsomeslightpretencehecalledmebackuponthepreviousnighttotakemebythehandagain,andoncemoresay,’Godblessyou。’
  Abell—ropehungwithinhisreach,buthehadnotmovedtowardsit;
  norhadhestirred,weallagreed,except,asIhavesaid,topushawayhistable,whichhecouldhavedone,andnodoubtdid,withaveryslightmotionofhishand。Hehadrelapsedforamomentintohislatetrainofmeditation,and,withathoughtfulsmileuponhisface,haddied。
  Ihadlongknownittobehiswishthatwheneverthiseventshouldcometopasswemightbeallassembledinthehouse。IthereforelostnotimeinsendingforMr。PickwickandforMr。Miles,bothofwhomarrivedbeforethemessenger’sreturn。
  ItisnotmypurposetodilateuponthesorrowandaffectionateemotionsofwhichIwasatoncethewitnessandthesharer。ButI
  maysay,ofthehumblermourners,thathisfaithfulhousekeeperwasfairlyheart—broken;thatthepoorbarberwouldnotbecomforted;
  andthatIshallrespectthehomelytruthandwarmthofheartofMr。Wellerandhissontothelastmomentofmylife。
  ’Andthesweetoldcreetur,sir,’saidtheelderMr。Wellertomeintheafternoon,’hasbolted。Himashadnowice,andwassofreefromtemperthatainfantmightha’drovehim,hasbeentookatlastwiththat’ereunawoidablefito’staggersasweallmustcometo,andgoneoffhisfeedforever!Iseehim,’saidtheoldgentleman,withamoistureinhiseye,whichcouldnotbemistaken,—’Iseehimgettin’,everyjourney,moreandmoregroggy;IsaystoSamivel,"Myboy!theGrey’sa—goin’attheknees;"andnowmypredilictionsisfatallywerified,andhimasIcouldneverdoenoughtoserveorshowmylikin’for,isupthegreatuniwersalspouto’natur’。’
  Iwasnotthelesssensibleoftheoldman’sattachmentbecauseheexpresseditinhispeculiarmanner。Indeed,Icantrulyassertofbothhimandhisson,thatnotwithstandingtheextraordinarydialoguestheyheldtogether,andthestrangecommentariesandcorrectionswithwhicheachofthemillustratedtheother’sspeech,Idonotthinkitpossibletoexceedthesincerityoftheirregret;
  andthatIamsuretheirthoughtfulnessandanxietyinanticipatingthedischargeofmanylittleofficesofsympathywouldhavedonehonourtothemostdelicate—mindedpersons。
  OurfriendhadfrequentlytoldusthathiswillwouldbefoundinaboxintheClock—case,thekeyofwhichwasinhiswriting—desk。
  Ashehadtoldusalsothathedesiredittobeopenedimmediatelyafterhisdeath,wheneverthatshouldhappen,wemettogetherthatnightforthefulfilmentofhisrequest。
  Wefounditwherehehadtoldus,wrappedinasealedpaper,andwithitacodicilofrecentdate,inwhichhenamedMr。MilesandMr。Pickwickhisexecutors,—ashavingnoneedofanygreaterbenefitfromhisestatethanageneroustoken(whichhebequeathedtothem)ofhisfriendshipandremembrance。
  Afterpointingoutthespotinwhichhewishedhisashestorepose,hegaveto’hisdearoldfriends,’JackRedburnandmyself,hishouse,hisbooks,hisfurniture,—inshort,allthathishousecontained;andwiththislegacymoreamplemeansofmaintainingitinitspresentstatethanwe,withourhabitsandatourtermsoflife,caneverexhaust。Besidesthesegifts,helefttous,intrust,anannualsumofnoinsignificantamount,tobedistributedincharityamonghisaccustomedpensioners—theyarealonglist—
  andsuchotherclaimantsonhisbountyasmight,fromtimetotime,presentthemselves。Andastruecharitynotonlycoversamultitudeofsins,butincludesamultitudeofvirtues,suchasforgiveness,liberalconstruction,gentlenessandmercytothefaultsofothers,andtheremembranceofourownimperfectionsandadvantages,hebadeusnotinquiretoocloselyintothevenialerrorsofthepoor,butfindingthattheyWEREpoor,firsttorelieveandthenendeavour—atanadvantage—toreclaimthem。
  Tothehousekeeperheleftanannuity,sufficientforhercomfortablemaintenanceandsupportthroughlife。Forthebarber,whohadattendedhimmanyyears,hemadeasimilarprovision。AndImaymaketworemarksinthisplace:first,thatIthinkthispairareverylikelytoclubtheirmeanstogetherandmakeamatchofit;andsecondly,thatIthinkmyfriendhadthisresultinhismind,forIhaveheardhimsay,morethanonce,thathecouldnotconcurwiththegeneralityofmankindincensuringequalmarriagesmadeinlaterlife,sincethereweremanycasesinwhichsuchunionscouldnotfailtobeawiseandrationalsourceofhappinesstobothparties。
  TheelderMr。Wellerissofarfromviewingthisprospectwithanyfeelingsofjealousy,thatheappearstobeverymuchrelievedbyitscontemplation;andhisson,ifIamnotmistaken,participatesinthisfeeling。Weareallofopinion,however,thattheoldgentleman’sdanger,evenatitscrisis,wasveryslight,andthathemerelylabouredunderoneofthosetransitoryweaknessestowhichpersonsofhistemperamentarenowandthenliable,andwhichbecomelessandlessalarmingateveryreturn,untiltheywhollysubside。Ihavenodoubthewillremainajollyoldwidowerfortherestofhislife,ashehasalreadyinquiredofme,withmuchgravity,whetherawritofhabeascorpuswouldenablehimtosettlehispropertyuponTonybeyondthepossibilityofrecall;andhas,inmypresence,conjuredhisson,withtearsinhiseyes,thatintheeventofhiseverbecomingamorousagain,hewillputhiminastrait—waistcoatuntilthefitispast,anddistinctlyinformtheladythathispropertyis’madeover。’
  AlthoughIhaveverylittledoubtthatSamwoulddutifullycomplywiththeseinjunctionsinacaseofextremenecessity,andthathewoulddosowithperfectcomposureandcoolness,Idonotapprehendthingswillevercometothatpass,astheoldgentlemanseemsperfectlyhappyinthesocietyofhisson,hisprettydaughter—in—
  law,andhisgrandchildren,andhassolemnlyannouncedhisdeterminationto’takeartertheold’uninallrespects;’fromwhichIinferthatitishisintentiontoregulatehisconductbythemodelofMr。Pickwick,whowillcertainlysethimtheexampleofasinglelife。
  IhavedivergedforamomentfromthesubjectwithwhichIsetout,forIknowthatmyfriendwasinterestedintheselittlematters,andIhaveanaturaltendencytolingeruponanytopicthatoccupiedhisthoughtsorgavehimpleasureandamusement。Hisremainingwishesareverybrieflytold。Hedesiredthatwewouldmakehimthefrequentsubjectofourconversation;atthesametime,thatwewouldneverspeakofhimwithanairofgloomorrestraint,butfrankly,andasonewhomwestilllovedandhopedtomeetagain。Hetrustedthattheoldhousewouldwearnoaspectofmourning,butthatitwouldbelivelyandcheerful;andthatwewouldnotremoveorcoveruphispicture,whichhangsinourdining—room,butmakeitourcompanionashehadbeen。Hisownroom,ourplaceofmeeting,remains,athisdesire,initsaccustomedstate;ourseatsareplacedaboutthetableasofold;
  hiseasy—chair,hisdesk,hiscrutch,hisfootstool,holdtheiraccustomedplaces,andtheclockstandsinitsfamiliarcorner。Wegointothechamberatstatedtimestoseethatallisasitshouldbe,andtotakecarethatthelightandairarenotshutout,foronthatpointheexpressedastrongsolicitude。Butitwashisfancythattheapartmentshouldnotbeinhabited;thatitshouldbereligiouslypreservedinthiscondition,andthatthevoiceofhisoldcompanionshouldbeheardnomore。
  Myownhistorymaybesummedupinveryfewwords;andeventhoseI
  shouldhavesparedthereaderbutformyfriend’sallusiontomesometimesince。Ihavenodeepersorrowthanthelossofachild,—anonlydaughter,whoisliving,andwhofledfromherfather’shousebutafewweeksbeforeourfriendandIfirstmet。Ihadneverspokenofthiseventohim,becauseIhavealwayslovedher,andIcouldnotbeartotellhimofhererroruntilIcouldtellhimalsoofhersorrowandregret。HappilyIwasenabledtodososometimeago。Anditwillnotbelong,withHeaven’sleave,beforesheisrestoredtome;beforeIfindinherandherhusbandthesupportofmydecliningyears。
  Formypipe,itisanoldrelicofhome,athingofnogreatworth,apoortrifle,butsacredtomeforhersake。
  Thus,sincethedeathofourvenerablefriend,JackRedburnandI
  havebeenthesoletenantsoftheoldhouse;and,daybyday,haveloungedtogetherinhisfavouritewalks。Mindfulofhisinjunctions,wehavelongbeenabletospeakofhimwitheaseandcheerfulness,andtorememberhimashewouldberemembered。FromcertainallusionswhichJackhasdropped,tohishavingbeendesertedandcastoffinearlylife,IaminclinedtobelievethatsomepassagesofhisyouthmaypossiblybeshadowedoutinthehistoryofMr。Chesterandhisson,butseeingthatheavoidsthesubject,Ihavenotpursuedit。
  Mytaskisdone。Thechamberinwhichwehavewhiledawaysomanyhours,not,Ihope,withoutsomepleasureandsomeprofit,isdeserted;ourhappyhourofmeetingstrikesnomore;thechimney—
  cornerhasgrowncold;andMASTERHUMPHREY’SCLOCKhasstoppedforever。