ItwasthefinestofallpossibleWhit—Mondays,anddownthevillagestreetstoodarowofnearlyadozenboothsandashootinggallery,andonthegrassbytheforgewerethreeyellowandchocolatewaggonsandsomepicturesquestrangersofbothsexesputtingupacocoanutshy。Thegentlemenworebluejerseys,theladieswhiteapronsandquitefashionablehatswithheavyplumes。WodgerofthePurpleFawnandMr。Jaggersthecobbler,whoalsosoldsecond—handordinarybicycles,werestretchingastringofunion—jacksandroyalensigns(whichhadoriginallycelebratedtheJubilee)acrosstheroad……
Andinside,intheartificialdarknessoftheparlour,intowhichonlyonethinjetofsunlightpenetrated,thestranger,hungrywemustsuppose,andfearful,hiddeninhisuncomfortablehotwrappings,poredthroughhisdarkglassesuponhispaperorchinkedhisdirtylittlebottles,andoccasionallysworesavagelyattheboys,audibleifinvisible,outsidethewindows。
Inthecornerbythefireplacelaythefragmentsofhalfadozensmashedbottles,andapungenttangofchlorinetaintedtheair。Somuchweknowfromwhatwasheardatthetimeandfromwhatwassubsequentlyseenintheroom。
Aboutnoonhesuddenlyopenedhisparlourdoorandstoodglaringfixedlyatthethreeorfourpeopleinthebar。"Mrs。Hall,"hesaid。SomebodywentsheepishlyandcalledforMrs。Hall。
Mrs。Hallappearedafteraninterval,alittleshortofbreath,butallthefiercerforthat。Hallwasstillout。Shehaddeliberatedoverthescene,andshecameholdingalittletraywithanunsettledbilluponit。"Isityourbillyou’rewanting,sir?"shesaid。
"Whywasn’tmybreakfastlaid?Whyhaven’tyoupreparedmymealsandansweredmybell?DoyouthinkIlivewithouteating?"
"Whyisn’tmybillpaid?"saidMrs。Hall。"That’swhatIwanttoknow。"
"ItoldyouthreedaysagoIwasawaitingaremittance——"
"ItoldyoutwodaysagoIwasn’tgoingtoawaitnoremittances。Youcan’tgrumbleifyourbreakfastwaitsabit,ifmybill’sbeenwaitingthesefivedays,canyou?"
Thestrangersworebrieflybutvividly。
"Nar,nar!"fromthebar。
"AndI’dthankyoukindly,sir,ifyou’dkeepyourswearingtoyourself,sir,"saidMrs。Hall。
Thestrangerstoodlookingmorelikeanangrydiving—helmetthanever。
ItwasuniversallyfeltinthebarthatMrs。Hallhadthebetterofhim。
Hisnextwordsshowedasmuch。
"Lookhere,mygoodwoman——"hebegan。
"Don’tgoodwomanme,"saidMrs。Hall。
"I’vetoldyoumyremittancehasn’tcome——"
"Remittanceindeed!"saidMrs。Hall。
"Still,Idaresayinmypocket——"
"Youtoldmetwodaysagothatyouhadn’tanythingbutasovereign’sworthofsilveruponyou——"
"Well,I’vefoundsomemore——"
"’Ul—lo!"fromthebar。
"Iwonderwhereyoufoundit!"saidMrs。Hall。
Thatseemedtoannoythestrangerverymuch。Hestampedhisfoot。"Whatdoyoumean?"hesaid。
"ThatIwonderwhereyoufoundit,"saidMrs。Hall。"AndbeforeItakeanybillsorgetanybreakfasts,ordoanysuchthingswhatsoever,yougottotellmeoneortwothingsIdon’tunderstand,andwhatnobodydon’tunderstand,andwhateverybodyisveryanxioustounderstand。Iwantknowwhatyoubeendoingt’mychairupstairs,andIwantknowhow’tisyourroomwasempty,andhowyougotinagain。Themasstopsinthishousecomesinbythedoors——that’stheruleofthehouse,andthatyoudidn’tdo,andwhatIwantknowishowyoudidcomein。AndIwantknow——"
Suddenlythestrangerraisedhisglovedhandsclenched,stampedhisfoot,andsaid,"Stop!"withsuchextraordinaryviolencethathesilencedherinstantly。
"Youdon’tunderstand,"hesaid,"whoIamorwhatIam。I’llshowyou。
ByHeaven!I’llshowyou。"Thenheputhisopenpalmoverhisfaceandwithdrewit。Thecentreofhisfacebecameablackcavity。"Here,"hesaid。
HesteppedforwardandhandedMrs。Hallsomethingwhichshe,staringathismetamorphosedface,acceptedautomatically。Then,whenshesawwhatitwas,shescreamedloudly,droppedit,andstaggeredback。Thenose——itwasthestranger’snose!pinkandshining——rolledonthefloor。
Thenheremovedhisspectacles,andeveryoneinthebargasped。Hetookoffhishat,andwithaviolentgesturetoreathiswhiskersandbandages。
Foramomenttheyresistedhim。Aflashofhorribleanticipationpassedthroughthebar。"Oh,myGard!"saidsomeone。Thenofftheycame。
Itwasworsethananything。Mrs。Hall,standingopen—mouthedandhorror—struck,shriekedatwhatshesaw,andmadeforthedoorofthehouse。Everyonebegantomove。Theywerepreparedforscars,disfigurements,tangiblehorrors,butnothing!Thebandagesandfalsehairflewacrossthepassageintothebar,makingahobbledehoyjumptoavoidthem。Everyonetumbledoneveryoneelsedownthesteps。Forthemanwhostoodthereshoutingsomeincoherentexplanation,wasasolidgesticulatingfigureuptothecoat—collarofhim,andthen——nothingness,novisiblethingatall!
Peopledownthevillageheardshoutsandshrieks,andlookingupthestreetsawtheCoachandHorsesviolentlyfiringoutitshumanity。TheysawMrs。HallfalldownandMr。TeddyHenfreyjumptoavoidtumblingoverher,andthentheyheardthefrightfulscreamsofMillie,who,emergingsuddenlyfromthekitchenatthenoiseofthetumult,hadcomeupontheheadlessstrangerfrombehind。
Forthwitheveryonealldownthestreet,thesweet—stuffseller,cocoanutshyproprietorandhisassistant,theswingman,littleboysandgirls,rusticdandies,smartwenches,smockedeldersandapronedgipsies,beganrunningtowardstheinn;andinamiraculouslyshortspaceoftimeacrowdofperhapsfortypeople,andrapidlyincreasing,swayedandhootedandinquiredandexclaimedandsuggested,infrontofMrs。Hall’sestablishment。
Everyoneseemedeagertotalkatonce,andtheresultwasbabel。AsmallgroupsupportedMrs。Hall,whowaspickedupinastateofcollapse。Therewasaconference,andtheincredibleevidenceofavociferouseyewitness。
"O’Bogey!""What’shebeendoin’,then?""Ain’thurtthegirl,’as’e?"
"Runatenwithaknife,Ibelieve。""No’ed,Itellye。Idon’tmeannomannerofspeaking,Imeanmarn’withouta’ed!""Narnsense!’tassomeconjuringtrick。""Fetchedoff’iswrappin’s,’edid——"
Initsstrugglestoseeinthroughtheopendoor,thecrowdformeditselfintoastragglingwedge,withthemoreadventurousapexnearesttheinn。
"Hestoodforamoment,Iheerdthegalscream,andheturned。Isawherskirtswhisk,andhewentafterher。Didn’ttaketenseconds。Backhecomeswithaknifeinuzhandandaloaf;stoodjustasifhewasstaring。Notamomentago。Wentinthattheredoor。Itell’e,’eain’tgartno’ed’tall。Youjustmisseden——"
Therewasadisturbancebehind,andthespeakerstoppedtostepasideforalittleprocessionthatwasmarchingveryresolutelytowardsthehouse——firstMr。Hall,veryredanddetermined,thenMr。BobbyJaffers,thevillageconstable,andthenthewaryMr。Wadgers。Theyhadcomenowarmedwithawarrant。
Peopleshoutedconflictinginformationoftherecentcircumstances。
"’Edorno’ed,"saidJaffers,"Igotto’resten,and’restenIwill。"
Mr。Hallmarchedupthesteps,marchedstraighttothedooroftheparlourandflungitopen。"Constable,"hesaid,"doyourduty。"
Jaffersmarchedin,Hallnext,Wadgerslast。Theysawinthedimlighttheheadlessfigurefacingthem,withagnawedcrustofbreadinoneglovedhandandachunkofcheeseintheother。
"That’shim!"saidHall。
"Whatthedevil’sthis?"cameinatoneofangryexpostulationfromabovethecollarofthefigure。
"You’readamnedrumcustomer,mister,"saidMr。Jaffers。"But’edorno’ed,thewarrantsays’body,’andduty’sduty——"
"Keepoff!"saidthefigure,startingback。
Abruptlyhewhippeddownthebreadandcheese,andMr。Halljustgraspedtheknifeonthetableintimetosaveit。Offcamethestranger’sleftgloveandwasslappedinJaffers’face。InanothermomentJaffers,cuttingshortsomestatementconcerningawarrant,hadgrippedhimbythehandlesswristandcaughthisinvisiblethroat。Hegotasoundingkickontheshinthatmadehimshout,buthekepthisgrip。HallsenttheknifeslidingalongthetabletoWadgers,whoactedasgoal—keeperfortheoffensive,sotospeak,andthensteppedforwardasJaffersandthestrangerswayedandstaggeredtowardshim,clutchingandhittingin。Achairstoodintheway,andwentasidewithacrashastheycamedowntogether。
"Getthefeet,"saidJaffersbetweenhisteeth。
Mr。Hall,endeavoringtoactoninstructions,receivingasoundingkickintheribsthatdisposedofhimforamoment,andMr。Wadgers,seeingthedecapitatedstrangerhadrolledoverandgottheuppersideofJaffers,retreatedtowardsthedoor,knifeinhand,andsocollidedwithMr。HuxterandtheSiddermortoncartercomingtotherescueoflawandorder。Atthesamemomentdowncamethreeorfourbottlesfromthechiffonierandshotawebofpungencyintotheairoftheroom。
"I’llsurrender,"criedthestranger,thoughhehadJaffersdown,andinanothermomenthestooduppanting,astrangefigure,headlessandhandless——forhehadpulledoffhisrightglovenowaswellashisleft。"It’snogood,"
hesaid,asifsobbingforbreath。
Itwasthestrangestthingintheworldtohearthatvoicecomingasifoutofemptyspace,buttheSussexpeasantsareperhapsthemostmatter—of—factpeopleunderthesun。Jaffersgotupalsoandproducedapairofhandcuffs。
Thenhestarted。
"Isay!"saidJaffers,broughtupshortbyadimrealisationoftheincongruityofthewholebusiness。"Darmit!Can’tuse’emasIcansee。"
Thestrangerranhisarmdownhiswaistcoat,andasifbyamiraclethebuttonstowhichhisemptysleevepointedbecameundone。Thenhesaidsomethingabouthisshin,andstoopeddown。Heseemedtobefumblingwithhisshoesandsocks。
"Why!"saidHuxter,suddenly,"that’snotamanatall。It’sjustemptyclothes。Look!Youcanseedownhiscollarandtheliningsofhisclothes。
Icouldputmyarm——"
Heextendedhishand;itseemedtomeetsomethinginmid—air,andhedrewitbackwithasharpexclamation。"Iwishyou’dkeepyourfingersoutofmyeye,"saidtheaerialvoice,inatoneofsavageexpostulation。
"Thefactis,I’mallhere:head,hands,legs,andalltherestofit,butithappensI’minvisible。It’saconfoundednuisance,butIam。That’snoreasonwhyIshouldbepokedtopiecesbyeverystupidbumpkininIping,isit?"
Thesuitofclothes,nowallunbuttonedandhanginglooselyuponitsunseensupports,stoodup,armsakimbo。
Severalotherofthemenfolkshadnowenteredtheroom,sothatitwascloselycrowded。"Invisible,eigh?"saidHuxter,ignoringthestranger’sabuse。"Whoeverheardthelikesofthat?"
"It’sstrange,perhaps,butit’snotacrime。WhyamIassaultedbyapolicemaninthisfashion?"
"Ah!that’sadifferentmatter,"saidJaffers。"Nodoubtyouareabitdifficulttoseeinthislight,butIgotawarrant,andit’sallcorrect。
WhatI’mafterain’tnoinvisibility——it’sburglary。There’sahousebeenbrokenintoandmoneytook。"
"Well?"
"Andcircumstancescertainlypoint——"
"Stuffandnonsense!"saidtheInvisibleMan。
"Ihopeso,sir;butI’vegotmyinstructions。"
"Well,"saidthestranger,"I’llcome。I’llcome。Butnohandcuffs。"
"It’stheregularthing,"saidJaffers。
"Nohandcuffs,"stipulatedthestranger。
"Pardonme,"saidJaffers。
Abruptlythefiguresatdown,andbeforeanyonecouldrealisewhatwasbeingdone,theslippers,socks,andtrousershadbeenkickedoffunderthetable。Thenhesprangupagainandflungoffhiscoat。
"Here,stopthat,"saidJaffers,suddenlyrealisingwhatwashappening。
Hegrippedthewaist—coat;itstruggled,andtheshirtslippedoutofitandleftitlimpandemptyinhishand。"Holdhim!"saidJaffersloudly。
"Oncehegetstheythingsoff——!"
"Holdhim!"criedeveryone,andtherewasarushattheflutteringwhiteshirtwhichwasnowallthatwasvisibleofthestranger。
Theshirt—sleeveplantedashrewdblowinHall’sfacethatstoppedhisopen—armedadvance,andsenthimbackwardintooldToothsomethesexton,andinanothermomentthegarmentwasliftedupandbecameconvulsedandvacantlyflappingaboutthearms,evenasashirtthatisbeingthrustoveraman’shead。Jaffersclutchedatit,andonlyhelpedtopullitoff;
hewasstruckinthemouthoutoftheair,andincontinentlydrewhistruncheonandsmoteTeddyHenfreysavagelyuponthecrownofhishead。
"Lookout!"saideverybody,fencingatrandomandhittingatnothing。
"Holdhim!Shutthedoor!Don’tlethimloose!Igotsomething!Hereheis!"Aperfectbabelofnoisestheymade。Everybody,itseemed,wasbeinghitallatonce,andSandyWadgers,knowingaseverandhiswitssharpenedbyafrightfulblowinthenose,reopenedthedoorandledtherout。Theothers,followingincontinently,werejammedforamomentinthecornerbythedoorway。Thehittingcontinued。Phipps,theUnitarian,hadafronttoothbroken,andHenfreywasinjuredinthecartilageofhisear。Jafferswasstruckunderthejaw,and,turning,caughtatsomethingthatintervenedbetweenhimandHuxterinthemle,andpreventedtheircomingtogether。
Hefeltamuscularchest,andinanothermomentthewholemassofstruggling,excitedmenshotoutintothecrowdedhall。
"Igothim!"shoutedJaffers,chokingandreelingthroughthemall,andwrestlingwithpurplefaceandswellingveinsagainsthisunseenenemy。
Menstaggeredrightandleftastheextraordinaryconflictswayedswiftlytowardsthehousedoor,andwentspinningdownthehalf—dozenstepsoftheinn。Jafferscriedinastrangledvoice——holdingtight,nevertheless,andmakingplaywithhisknee——spunround,andfellheavilyundermostwithhisheadonthegravel。Onlythendidhisfingersrelax。
Therewereexcitedcriesof"Holdhim!""Invisible!"andsoforth,andayoungfellow,astrangerintheplacewhosenamedidnotcometolight,rushedinatonce,caughtsomething,missedhishold,andfellovertheconstable’sprostratebody。Halfwayacrosstheroad,awomanscreamedassomethingpushedbyher;adog,kickedapparently,yelpedandranhowlingintoHuxter’syard,andwiththatthetransitoftheInvisibleManwasaccomplished。Foraspacepeoplestoodamazedandgesticulating,andthencamePanic,andscatteredthemabroadthroughthevillageasagustscattersdeadleaves。
ButJafferslayquitestill,faceupwardandkneesbent。
TheInvisibleMan—Chapter8Chapter8—InTransitTheeighthchapterisexceedinglybrief,andrelatesthatGibbins,theamateurnaturalistofthedistrict,whilelyingoutonthespaciousopendownswithoutasoulwithinacoupleofmilesofhim,ashethought,andalmostdozing,heardclosetohimthesoundasofamancoughing,sneezing,andthenswearingsavagelytohimself;andlooking,beheldnothing。Yetthevoicewasindisputable。Itcontinuedtoswearwiththatbreadthandvarietythatdistinguishestheswearingofacultivatedman。Itgrewtoaclimax,diminishedagain,anddiedawayinthedistance,goingasitseemedtohiminthedirectionofAdderdean。Itliftedtoaspasmodicsneezeandended。Gibbinshadheardnothingofthemorning’soccurrences,butthephenomenonwassostrikinganddisturbingthathisphilosophicaltranquillityvanished;hegotuphastily,andhurrieddownthesteepnessofthehilltowardsthevillage,asfastashecouldgo。
TheInvisibleMan—Chapter9Chapter9—Mr。ThomasMarvelYoumustpictureMr。ThomasMarvelasapersonofcopious,flexiblevisage,anoseofcylindricalprotrusion,aliquorish,ample,fluctuatingmouth,andabeardofbristlingeccentricity。Hisfigureinclinedtoembonpoint;
hisshortlimbsaccentuatedthisinclination。Heworeafurrysilkhat,andthefrequentsubstitutionoftwineandshoe—lacesforbuttons,apparentatcriticalpointsofhiscostume,markedamanessentiallybachelor。
Mr。ThomasMarvelwassittingwithhisfeetinaditchbytheroadsideoverthedowntowardAdderdean,aboutamileandahalfoutofIping。Hisfeet,saveforsocksofirregularopenwork,werebare,hisbigtoeswerebroad,andprickedliketheearsofawatchfuldog。Inaleisurelymanner——hedideverythinginaleisurelymanner——hewascontemplatingtryingonapairofboots。Theywerethesoundestbootshehadcomeacrossforalongtime,buttoolargeforhim;whereastheoneshehadwere,indryweather,averycomfortablefit,buttoothin—soledfordamp。Mr。ThomasMarvelhatedroomyboots,butthenhehateddamp。Hehadneverproperlythoughtoutwhichhehatedmost,anditwasapleasantday,andtherewasnothingbettertodo。Soheputthefourbootsinagracefulgroupontheturfandlookedatthem。Andseeingthemthereamongthegrassandspringingagrimony,itsuddenlyoccurredtohimthatbothpairswereexceedinglyuglytosee。Hewasnotatallstartledbyavoicebehindhim。
"They’reboots,anyhow,"saidthevoice。
"Theyare——charityboots,"saidMr。ThomasMarvel,withhisheadononesideregardingthemdistastefully;"andwhichistheugliestpairinthewholeblesseduniverse,I’mdarnedifIknow!"
"H’m,"saidthevoice。
"I’vewornworse——infact,I’vewornnone。Butnonesoowdaciousugly——ifyou’llallowtheexpression。I’vebeencadgingboots——inparticular——fordays。BecauseIwassickofthem。They’resoundenough,ofcourse。Butagentlemanontrampseessuchathunderinglotofhisboots。Andifyou’llbelieveme,I’veraisednothinginthewholeblessedcounty,tryasIwould,butTHEM。Lookat’em!Andagoodcountyforboots,too,inageneralway。
Butit’sjustmypromiscuousluck。I’vegotmybootsinthiscountytenyearsormore。Andthentheytreatyoulikethis。"
"It’sabeastofacounty,"saidthevoice。"Andpigsforpeople。"
"Ain’tit?"saidMr。ThomasMarvel。"Lord!Butthemboots!Itbeatsit。"
Heturnedhisheadoverhisshouldertotheright,tolookatthebootsofhisinterlocutorwithaviewtocomparisons,andlo!wherethebootsofhisinterlocutorshouldhavebeenwereneitherlegsnorboots。Heturnedhisheadoverhisshouldertotheleft,andtherealsowereneitherlegsnorboots。Hewasirradiatedbythedawnofagreatamazement。"Whereareyar?"saidMr。ThomasMarveloverhisshoulderandcomingroundonallfours。Hesawastretchofemptydownswiththewindswayingandremotegreen—pointedfurzebushes。
"AmIdrunk?"saidMr。Marvel。"HaveIhadvisions?WasItalkingtomyself?Whatthe——"
"Don’tbealarmed,"saidavoice。
"Noneofyourventriloquisingme,"saidMr。ThomasMarvel,risingsharplytohisfeet。"Whereareyer?Alarmed,indeed!"
"Don’tbealarmed,"repeatedthevoice。
"You’llbealarmedinaminute,yousillyfool,"saidMr。ThomasMarvel。
"Whereareyer?Lemmegetmymarkonyer——
"Areyouburied?"saidMr。ThomasMarvel,afteraninterval。
Therewasnoanswer。Mr。ThomasMarvelstoodbootlessandamazed,hisjacketnearlythrownoff。
"Peewit,"saidapeewit,veryremote。
"Peewit,indeed!"saidMr。ThomasMarvel。"Thisain’tnotimeforfoolery。"
Thedownwasdesolate,eastandwest,northandsouth;theroadwithitsshallowditchesandwhiteborderingstakes,ransmoothandemptynorthandsouth,and,saveforthatpeewit,theblueskywasemptytoo。"Sohelpme,"saidMr。ThomasMarvel,shufflinghiscoatontohisshouldersagain。
"It’sthedrink!Imightha’known。"
"It’snotthedrink,"saidthevoice。"Youkeepyournervessteady。"
"Ow!"saidMr。Marvel,andhisfacegrewwhiteamidstitspatches。"It’sthedrink,"hislipsrepeatednoiselessly。Heremainedstaringabouthim,rotatingslowlybackwards。"IcouldhavesworeIheardavoice,"hewhispered。
"Ofcourseyoudid。"
"It’sthereagain,"saidMr。Marvel,closinghiseyesandclaspinghishandonhisbrowwithatragicgesture。Hewassuddenlytakenbythecollarandshakenviolentlyandleftmoredazedthanever。"Don’tbeafool,"
saidthevoice。
"I’m——off——my——blooming——chump,"saidMr。Marvel。"It’snogood。It’sfrettingaboutthemblarstedboots。I’moffmyblessedbloomingchump。
Orit’sspirits。"
"Neitheronethingnortheother,"saidthevoice。"Listen!"
"Chump,"saidMr。Marvel。
"Oneminute,"saidthevoicepenetratingly,——tremulouswithself—control。
"Well?"saidMr。ThomasMarvel,withastrangefeelingofhavingbeenduginthechestbyafinger。
"YouthinkI’mjustimagination?Justimagination?"
"Whatelsecanyoube?"saidMr。ThomasMarvel,rubbingthebackofhisneck。
"Verywell,"saidthevoice,inatoneofrelief。"ThenI’mgoingtothrowflintsatyoutillyouthinkdifferently。"
"Butwhereareyer?"
Thevoicemadenoanswer。Whizcameaflint,apparentlyoutoftheair,andmissedMr。Marvel’sshoulderbyahair’sbreadth。Mr。Marvel,turning,sawaflintjerkupintotheair,traceacomplicatedpath,hangforamoment,andthenflingathisfeetwithalmostinvisiblerapidity。Hewastooamazedtododge。Whizitcame,andricochetedfromabaretoeintotheditch。Mr。ThomasMarveljumpedafootandhowledaloud。Thenhestartedtorun,trippedoveranunseenobstacle,andcameheadoverheelsintoasittingposition。
"Now,"saidthevoice,asathirdstonecurvedupwardandhungintheairabovethetramp。"AmIimagination?"
Mr。Marvelbywayofreplystruggledtohisfeet,andwasimmediatelyrolledoveragain。Helayquietforamoment。"Ifyoustruggleanymore,"
saidthevoice,"Ishallthrowtheflintatyourhead。"
"It’safairdo,"saidMr。ThomasMarvel,sittingup,takinghiswoundedtoeinhandandfixinghiseyeonthethirdmissle。"Idon’tunderstandit。Stonesflingingthemselves。Stonestalking。Putyourselfdown。Rotaway。I’mdone。"
Thethirdflintfell。
"It’sverysimple,"saidthevoice。"I’maninvisibleman。"
"TellussomethingIdon’tknow,"saidMr。Marvel,gaspingwithpain。
"Whereyou’vehid——howyoudoit——Idon’tknow,I’mbeat。"
"That’sall,"saidthevoice。"I’minvisible。That’swhatIwantyoutounderstand。"
"Anyonecouldseethat。Thereisnoneedforyoutobesoconfoundedimpatient,mister。Nowthen。Giveusanotion。Howareyouhid?"
"I’minvisible。That’sthegreatpoint。AndwhatIwantyoutounderstandisthis——"
"Butwhereabouts?"interruptedMr。Marvel。
"Here!Sixyardsinfrontofyou。"
"Oh,come!Iain’tblind。You’llbetellingmenextyou’rejustthinair。I’mnotoneofyourignoranttramps——"
"Yes,Iam——thinair。You’relookingthroughme。"
"What!Ain’tthereanystufftoyou?Voxet——whatisit?——jabber。Isitthat?
"Iamjustahumanbeing——solid,needingfoodanddrink,needingcoveringtoo——ButI’minvisible。Yousee?Invisible。Simpleidea。Invisible。"
"What,reallike?"
"Yes,real。"
"Let’shaveahandofyou,"saidMarvel,"ifyouarereal。Itwon’tbesodarnout—of—the—waylike,then——Lord!"hesaid,"howyoumademejump!——grippingmelikethat!"
Hefeltthehandthathadclosedroundhiswristwithhisdisengagedfingers,andhistouchwenttimorouslyupthearm,pattedamuscularchest,andexploredabeardedface。Marvel’sfacewasastonishment。
"I’mdashed!"hesaid。"Ifthisdon’tbeatcock—fighting!Mostremarkable!——AndthereIcanseearabbitcleanthroughyou,’arfamileaway!Notabitofyouvisible——except——"
Hescrutinisedtheapparentlyemptyspacekeenly。"You’aven’tbeeneatin’breadandcheese?"heasked,holdingtheinvisiblearm。
"You’requiteright,andit’snotquiteassimilatedintothesystem。"
"Ah!"saidMr。Marvel。"Sortofghostly,though。"
"Ofcourse,allthisisn’tsowonderfulasyouthink。"
"It’squitewonderfulenoughformymodestwants,"saidMr。ThomasMarvel。
"Howjermanageit?Howthedooceisitdone?"
"It’stoolongastory。Andbesides——"
"Itellyou,thewholebusinessfairbeatsme,"saidMr。Marvel。
"WhatIwanttosayatpresentisthis:Ineedhelp。Ihavecometothat——Icameuponyousuddenly。Iwaswandering,madwithrage,naked,impotent。Icouldhavemurdered。AndIsawyou——"
"Lord!"saidMr。Marvel。
"Icameupbehindyou——hesitated——wenton——"
Mr。Marvel’sexpressionwaseloquent。
"——thenstopped。’Here,’Isaid,’isanoutcastlikemyself。Thisisthemanforme。’SoIturnedbackandcametoyou——you。And——"
"Lord!"saidMr。Marvel。"ButI’mallinadizzy。MayIask——Howisit?Andwhatyoumayberequiringinthewayofhelp?——Invisible!"
"Iwantyoutohelpmegetclothes——andshelter——andthen,withotherthings。I’veleftthemlongenough。Ifyouwon’t——well!Butyouwill——must。"
"Lookhere,"saidMr。Marvel。"I’mtooflabbergasted。Don’tknockmeaboutanymore。Andleavemego。Imustgetsteadyabit。Andyou’veprettynearbrokenmytoe。It’sallsounreasonable。Emptydowns,emptysky。NothingvisibleformilesexceptthebosomofNature。Andthencomesavoice。A
voiceoutofheaven!Andstones!Andafist——Lord!"
"Pullyourselftogether,"saidthevoice,"foryouhavetodothejobI’vechosenforyou。"
Mr。Marvelblewouthischeeks,andhiseyeswereround。
"I’vechosenyou,"saidthevoice。"Youaretheonlyman,exceptsomeofthosefoolsdownthere,whoknowsthereissuchathingasaninvisibleman。Youhavetobemyhelper。Helpme——andIwilldogreatthingsforyou。Aninvisiblemanisamanofpower。"Hestoppedforamomenttosneezeviolently。
"Butifyoubetrayme,"hesaid,"ifyoufailtodoasIdirectyou——"
HepausedandtappedMr。Marvel’sshouldersmartly。Mr。Marvelgaveayelpofterroratthetouch。"Idon’twanttobetrayyou,"saidMr。Marvel,edgingawayfromthedirectionofthefingers。"Don’tyougoa—thinkingthat,whateveryoudo。AllIwanttodoistohelpyou——justtellmewhatIgottodo。(Lord!)Whateveryouwantdone,thatI’mmostwillingtodo。"
TheInvisibleMan—Chapter10Chapter10—Mr。Marvel’sVisittoIpingAfterthefirstgustypanichadspentitselfIpingbecameargumentative。
Scepticismsuddenlyreareditshead——rathernervousscepticism,notatallassuredofitsback,butscepticismneverthe—less。Itissomucheasiernottobelieveinaninvisibleman;andthosewhohadactuallyseenhimdissolveintoair,orfeltthestrengthofhisarm,couldbecountedonthefingersoftwohands。AndofthesewitnessesMr。Wadgerswaspresentlymissing,havingretiredimpregnablybehindtheboltsandbarsofhisownhouse,andJafferswaslyingstunnedintheparlouroftheCoachandHorses。
Greatandstrangeideastranscendingexperienceoftenhavelesseffectuponmenandwomenthansmaller,moretangibleconsiderations。Ipingwasgaywithbunting,andeverybodywasingaladress。Whit—Mondayhadbeenlookedforwardtoforamonthormore。BytheafternooneventhosewhobelievedintheUnseenwerebeginningtoresumetheirlittleamusementsinatentativefashion,onthesuppositionthathehadquitegoneaway,andwiththescepticshewasalreadyajest。Butpeople,scepticsandbelieversalike,wereremarkablysociableallthatday。
Haysman’smeadowwasgaywithatent,inwhichMrs。Buntingandotherladieswerepreparingtea,while,without,theSunday—schoolchildrenranracesandplayedgamesunderthenoisyguidanceofthecurateandtheMissesCussandSackbut。Nodoubttherewasaslightuneasinessintheair,butpeopleforthemostparthadthesensetoconcealwhateverimaginativequalmstheyexperienced。Onthevillagegreenaninclinedstring,downwhich,clingingthewhiletoapulley—swunghandle,onecouldbehurledviolentlyagainstasackattheotherend,cameinforconsiderablefavouramongtheadolescent。Therewereswingsandcocoanutshiesandpromenading,andthesteamorganattachedtotheswingsfilledtheairwithapungentflavourofoilandwithequallypungentmusic。MembersoftheClub,whohadattendedchurchinthemorning,weresplendidinbadgesofpinkandgreen,andsomeofthegayer—mindedhadalsoadornedtheirbowlerhatswithbrilliant—colouredfavoursofribbon。OldFletcher,whoseconceptionsofholiday—makingweresevere,wasvisiblethroughthejasmineabouthiswindoworthroughtheopendoor(whicheverwayyouchosetolook),poiseddelicatelyonaplanksupportedontwochairs,andwhitewashingtheceilingofhisfrontroom。
Aboutfouro’clockastrangerenteredthevillagefromthedirectionofthedowns。Hewasashort,stoutpersoninanextraorindarilyshabbytophat,andheappearedtobeverymuchoutofbreath。Hischeekswerealternatelylimpandtightlypuffed。Hismottledfacewasapprenhensive,andhemovedwithasortofreluctantalacrity。Heturnedthecornerbythechurch,anddirectedhiswaytotheCoachandHorses。AmongothersoldFletcherremembersseeinghim,andindeedtheoldgentlemanwassostruckbyhispeculiaragitationthatheinadvertentlyallowedaquantityofwhitewashtorundownthebrushintothesleeveofhiscoatwhileregardinghim。
Thisstranger,totheperceptionsoftheproprietorofthecocoanutshy,appearedtobetalkingtohimself,andMr。Huxterremarkedthesamething。HestoppedatthefootoftheCoachandHorsessteps,and,accordingtoMr。Huxter,appearedtoundergoasevereinternalstrugglebeforehecouldinducehimselftoenterthehouse。Finallyhemarchedupthesteps,andwasseenbyMr。Huxtertoturntotheleftandopenthedooroftheparlour。Mr。Huxterheardvoicesfromwithintheroomandfromthebarapprisingthemanofhiserror。"Thatroom’sprivate!"saidHall,andthestrangershutthedoorclumsilyandwentintothebar。
Inthecourseofafewminuteshereappeared,wipinghislipswiththebackofhishandwithanairofquietsatisfactionthatsomehowimpressedMr。Huxterasassumed。Hestoodlookingabouthimforsomemoments,andthenMr。Huxtersawhimwalkinanoddlyfurtivemannertowardsthegatesoftheyard,uponwhichtheparlourwindowopened。Thestranger,aftersomehesitation,leantagainstoneofthegate—posts,producedashortclaypipe,andpreparedtofillit。Hisfingerstrembledwhiledoingso。
Helititclumsily,andfoldinghisarmsbegantosmokeinalanguidattitude,anattitudewhichhisoccasionalquickglancesuptheyardaltogetherbelied。
AllthisMr。Huxtersawoverthecanistersofthetobaccowindow,andthesingularityoftheman’sbehaviourpromptedhimtomaintainhisobservation。
Presentlythestrangerstoodupabruptlyandputhispipeinhispocket。
Thenhevanishedintotheyard。ForthwithMr。Huxter,conceivinghewaswitnessofsomepettylarceny,leaptroundhiscounterandranoutintotheroadtointerceptthethief。Ashedidso,Mr。Marvelreappeared,hishataskew,abigbundleinabluetable—clothinonehand,andthreebookstiedtogether——asitprovedafterwardswiththeVicar’sbraces——intheother。DirectlyhesawHuxterhegaveasortofgasp,andturningsharplytotheleft,begantorun。"Stopthief!"criedHuxter,andsetoffafterhim。Mr。Huxter’ssensationswerevividbutbrief。Hesawthemanjustbeforehimandspurtingbrisklyforthechurchcornerandthehillroad。
Hesawthevillageflagsandfestivitiesbeyond,andafaceorsoturnedtowardshim。Hebawled,"Stop!"again。Hehadhardlygonetenstridesbeforehisshinwascaughtinsomemysteriousfashion,andhewasnolongerrunning,butflyingwithinconceivablerapiditythroughtheair。Hesawthegroundsuddenlyclosetohisface。Theworldseemedtosplashintoamillionwhirlingspecksoflight,andsubsequentproceedingsinterestedhimnomore。
TheInvisibleMan—Chapter11Chapter11—IntheCoachandHorsesNowinorderclearlytounderstandwhathadhappenedintheinn,itisnecessarytogobacktothemomentwhenMr。MarvelfirstcameintoviewofMr。Huxter’swindow。AtthatprecisemomentMr。CussandMr。Buntingwereintheparlour。Theywereseriouslyinvestigatingthestrangeoccurrencesofthemorning,andwere,withMr。Hall’spermission,makingathoroughexaminationoftheInvisibleMan’sbelongings。Jaffershadpartiallyrecoveredfromhisfallandhadgonehomeinthechargeofhissympatheticfriends。
Thestranger’sscatteredgarmentshadbeenremovedbyMrs。Hallandtheroomtidiedup。Andonthetableunderthewindowwherethestrangerhadbeenwonttowork,Cusshadhitalmostatonceonthreebigbooksinmanuscriptlabelled"Diary。"
"Diary!"saidCuss,puttingthethreebooksonthetable。"Now,atanyrate,weshalllearnsomething。"TheVicarstoodwithhishandsonthetable。
"Diary,"repeatedCuss,sittingdown,puttingtwovolumestosupportthethird,andopeningit。"H’m——nonameonthefly—leaf。Bother!——cypher。
Andfigures。"
TheVicarcameroundtolookoverhisshoulder。
Cussturnedthepagesoverwithafacesuddenlydisappointed。"I’m——dearme!It’sallcypher,Bunting。"
"Therearenodiagrams?"askedMr。Bunting。"Noillustrationsthrowinglight——"
"Seeforyourself,"saidMr。Cuss。"Someofit’smathematicalandsomeofit’sRussianorsomesuchlanguage(tojudgebytheletters),andsomeofit’sGreek。NowtheGreekIthoughtyou——"
"Ofcourse,"saidMr。Bunting,takingoutandwipinghisspectaclesandfeelingsuddenlyveryuncomfortable,——forhehadnoGreekleftinhismindworthtalkingabout;"yes——theGreek,ofcourse,mayfurnishaclue。"
"I’llfindyouaplace。"
"I’dratherglancethroughthevolumesfirst,"saidMr。Bunting,stillwiping。"Ageneralimpressionfirst,Cuss,andthen,youknow,wecangolookingforclues。"
Hecoughed,putonhisglasses,arrangedthemfastidiously,coughedagain,andwishedsomethingwouldhappentoaverttheseeminglyinevitableexposure。ThenhetookthevolumeCusshandedhiminaleisurelymanner。
Andthensomethingdidhappen。
Thedooropenedsuddenly。
Bothgentlemenstartedviolently,lookedaround,andwererelievedtoseeasporadicallyrosyfacebeneathafurrysilkhat。"Tap?"askedtheface,andstoodstaring。
"No,"saidbothgentlemenatonce。
"Overtheotherside,myman,"saidMr。Bunting。And"Pleaseshutthatdoor,"saidMr。Cussirritably。
"Allright,"saidtheintruder,asitseemed,inalowvoicecuriouslydifferentfromthehuskinessofitsfirstenquiry。"Rightyouare,"saidtheintruderintheformervoice。"Standclear!"andhevanishedandclosedthedoor。
"Asailor,Ishouldjudge,"saidMr。Bunting。"Amusingfellowstheyare。Standclear!indeed。Anauticaltermreferringtohisgettingbackoutoftheroom,Isuppose。"
"Idaresayso,"saidCuss。"Mynervesarealllooseto—day。Itquitemademejump——thedooropeninglikethat。"
Mr。Buntingsmiledasifhehadnotjumped。"Andnow,"hesaidwithasigh,"thesebooks。"
"Oneminute,"saidCuss,andwentandlockedthedoor。"NowIthinkwearesafefrominterruption。"
Someonesniffedashedidso。
"Onethingisindisputable,"saidBunting,drawingupachairnexttothatofCuss。"TherecertainlyhavebeenverystrangethingshappeninIpingduringthelastfewdays——verystrange。Icannotofcoursebelieveinthisabsurdinvisibilitystory——"
"It’sincredible,"saidCuss,"——incredible。ButthefactremainsthatIsaw——Icertainlysawrightdownhissleeve——"
"Butdidyou——areyousure?Supposeamirror,forinstance,——hallucinationsaresoeasilyproduced。Idon’tknowifyouhaveeverseenareallygoodconjuror——"
"Iwon’targueagain,"saidCuss。"We’vethrashedthatout,Bunting。
Andjustnowthere’sthesebooks——Ah!here’ssomeofwhatItaketobeGreek!Greekletterscertainly。"
Hepointedtothemiddleofthepage。Mr。Buntingflushedslightlyandbroughthisfacenearer,apparentlyfindingsomedifficultywithhisglasses。
Suddenlyhebecameawareofastrangefeelingatthenapeofhisneck。
Hetriedtoraisehishead,andencounteredanimmovableresistance。Thefeelingwasacuriouspressure,thegripofaheavy,firmhand,anditborehischinirresistiblytothetable。"Don’tmove,littlemen,"whisperedavoice,"orI’llbrainyouboth!"HelookedintothefaceofCuss,closetohisown,andeachsawahorrifiedreflectionofhisownsicklyastonishment。
"I’msorrytohandleyouroughly,"saidtheVoice,"butit’sunavoidable。
"Sincewhendidyoulearntopryintoaninvestigator’sprivatememoranda?"
saidtheVoice;andtwochinsstruckthetablesimultaneouslyandtwosetsofteethrattled。
"Sincewhendidyoulearntoinvadetheprivateroomsofamaninmisfortune?"
andtheconcussionwasrepeated。
"Wherehavetheyputmyclothes?
"Listen,"saidtheVoice。"ThewindowsarefastenedandI’vetakenthekeyoutofthedoor。Iamafairlystrongman,andIhavethepokerhandy——besidesbeinginvisible。There’snottheslightestdoubtthatIcouldkillyoubothandgetawayquiteeasilyifIwantedto——doyouunderstand?Verywell。IfIletyougowillyoupromisenottotryanynonsenseanddowhatItellyou?"
TheVicarandtheDoctorlookedatoneanother,andtheDoctorpulledaface。"Yes,"saidMr。Bunting,andtheDoctorrepeatedit。Thenthepressureonthenecksrelaxed,andtheDoctorandtheVicarsatup,bothveryredinthefaceandwrigglingtheirheads。
"Pleasekeepsittingwhereyouare,"saidtheInvisibleMan。"Here’sthepoker,yousee。
"WhenIcameintothisroom,"continuedtheInvisibleMan,afterpresentingthepokertothetipofthenoseofeachofhisvisitors,"Ididnotexpecttofinditoccupied,andIexpectedtofind,inadditiontomybooksofmemoranda,anoutfitofclothing。Whereisit?No,——don’trise。Icanseeit’sgone。Now,justatpresent,thoughthedaysarequitewarmenoughforaninvisiblemantorunaboutstark,theeveningsarechilly。Iwantclothing——andotheraccommodation;andImustalsohavethosethreebooks。"
TheInvisibleMan—Chapter12Chapter12—TheInvisibleManLosesHisTemperItisunavoidablethatatthispointthenarrativeshouldbreakoffagain,foracertainverypainfulreasonthatwillpresentlybeapparent。Whilethesethingsweregoingonintheparlour,andwhileMr。HuxterwaswatchingMr。Marvelsmokinghispipeagainstthegate,notadozenyardsawaywereMr。HallandTeddyHenfreydiscussinginastateofcloudypuzzlementtheoneIpingtopic。
Suddenlytherecameaviolentthudagainstthedooroftheparlour,asharpcry,andthen——silence。
"Hul——lo!"saidTeddyHenfrey。
"Hul——lo!"fromtheTap。
Mr。Halltookthingsinslowlybutsurely。"Thatain’tright,"hesaid,andcameroundfrombehindthebartowardstheparlourdoor。
HeandTeddyapproachedthedoortogether,withintentfaces。Theireyesconsidered。"Summatwrong,"saidHall,andHenfreynoddedagreement。
Whiffsofanunpleasantchemicalodourmetthem,andtherewasamuffledsoundofconversation,veryrapidandsubdued。
"Youallraightthur?"askedHall,rapping。
Themutteredconversationceasedabruptly,foramomentsilence,thentheconversationwasresumedinhissingwhispers,thenasharpcryof"No!
no,youdon’t!"Therecameasuddenmotionandtheoversettingofachair,abriefstruggle。Silenceagain。
"Whatthedooce?"exclaimedHenfrey,sottovoce。
"You——all——raight——thur?"askedMr。Hallsharply,again。
TheVicar’svoiceansweredwithacuriousjerkingintonation:"Quiteri——ight。Pleasedon’t——interrupt。"
"Odd!"saidMr。Henfrey。
"Odd!"saidMr。Hall。
"Says,’Don’tinterrupt,’"saidHenfrey。
"Iheerd’n,"saidHall。
"Andasniff,"saidHenfrey。
Theyremainedlistening。Theconversationwasrapidandsubdued。"I
can’t,"saidMr。Bunting,hisvoicerising;"Itellyou,sir,Iwillnot。"
"Whatwasthat?"askedHenfrey。
"Sayshewi’nart,"saidHall。"Warn’tspeakin’tous,wuzhe?"
"Disgraceful!"saidMr。Bunting,within。
"’Disgraceful,’"saidMr。Henfrey。"Iheardit——distinct。
"Who’sthatspeakingnow?"askedHenfrey。
"Mr。Cuss,Is’pose,"saidHall。"Canyouhear——anything?"
Silence。Thesoundswithinindistinctandperplexing。
"Soundslikethrowingthetable—clothabout,"saidHall。
Mrs。Hallappearedbehindthebar。Hallmadegesturesofsilenceandinvitation。ThisrousedMrs。Hall’swifelyopposition。"Whatyerlistenin’
therefor,Hall?"sheasked。"Ain’tyounothin’bettertodo——busydaylikethis?"
Halltriedtoconveyeverythingbygrimacesanddumbshow,butMrs。
Hallwasobdurate。Sheraisedhervoice。SoHallandHenfrey,rathercrestfallen,tip—toedbacktothebar,gesticulatingtoexplaintoher。
Atfirstsherefusedtoseeanythinginwhattheyhadheardatall。
ThensheinsistedonHallkeepingsilence,whileHenfreytoldherhisstory。
Shewasinclinedtothinkthewholebusinessnonsense——perhapstheywerejustmovingthefurnitureabout。"Iheerd’nsay’disgraceful’;thatIdid,"
saidHall。
"Iheerdthat,Mis’Hall,"saidHenfrey。
"Likeasnot——"beganMrs。Hall。
"Hsh!"saidMr。TeddyHenfrey。"Didn’tIhearthewindow?"
"Whatwindow?"askedMrs。Hall。
"Parlourwindow,"saidHenfrey。
Everyonestoodlisteningintently。Mrs。Hall’seyes,directedstraightbeforeher,sawwithoutseeingthebrilliantoblongoftheinndoor,theroadwhiteandvivid,andHuxter’sshop—frontblisteringintheJunesun。
AbruptlyHuxter’sdooropenedandHuxterappeared,eyesstaringwithexcitement,armsgesticulating。"Yap!"criedHuxter。"Stopthief!"andheranobliquelyacrosstheoblongtowardstheyardgates,andvanished。
Simultaneouslycameatumultfromtheparlour,andasoundofwindowsbeingclosed。
Hall,Henfrey,andthehumancontentsoftheTaprushedoutatoncepell—mellintothestreet。Theysawsomeonewhiskroundthecornertowardsthedownroad,andMr。Huxterexecutingacomplicatedleapintheairthatendedonhisfaceandshoulder。Downthestreetpeoplewerestandingastonishedorrunningtowardsthem。
Mr。Huxterwasstunned。Henfreystoppedtodiscoverthis,butHallandthetwolabourersfromtheTaprushedatoncetothecorner,shoutingincoherentthings,andsawMr。Marvelvanishingbythecornerofthechurchwall。
TheyappeartohavejumpedtotheimpossibleconclusionthatthiswastheInvisibleMansuddenlybecomevisible,andsetoffatoncealongthelaneinpursuit。ButHallhadhardlyrunadozenyardsbeforehegavealoudshoutofastonishmentandwentflyingheadlongsideways,clutchingoneofthelabourersandbringinghimtotheground。Hehadbeenchargedjustasonechargesamanatfootball。Thesecondlabourercameroundinacircle,stared,andconceivingthatHallhadtumbledoverofhisownaccord,turnedtoresumethepursuit,onlytobetrippedbytheanklejustasHuxterhadbeen。Then,asthefirstlabourerstruggledtohisfeet,hewaskickedsidewaysbyablowthatmighthavefelledanox。
Ashewentdown,therushfromthedirectionofthevillagegreencameroundthecorner。Thefirsttoappearwastheproprietorofthecocoanutshy,aburlymaninabluejersey。Hewasastonishedtoseethelaneemptysaveforthreemensprawlingabsurdlyontheground。Andthensomethinghappenedtohisrear—mostfoot,andhewentheadlongandrolledsidewaysjustintimetograzethefeetofhisbrotherandpartner,followingheadlong。
Thetwowerethenkicked,knelton,fallenover,andcursedbyquiteanumberofover—hastypeople。
NowwhenHallandHenfreyandthelabourersranoutofthehouse,Mrs。
Hall,whohadbeendisciplinedbyyearsofexperience,remainedinthebarnextthetill。Andsuddenlytheparlourdoorwasopened,andMr。Cussappeared,andwithoutglancingatherrushedatoncedownthestepstowardsthecorner。"Holdhim!"hecried。"Don’tlethimdropthatparcel!Youcanseehimsolongasheholdstheparcel。"HeknewnothingoftheexistenceofMarvel。FortheInvisibleManhadhandedoverthebooksandbundleintheyard。ThefaceofMr。Cusswasangryandresolute,buthiscostumewasdefective,asortoflimpwhitekiltthatcouldonlyhavepassedmusterinGreece。"Holdhim!"hebawled。"He’sgotmytrousers!AndeverystitchoftheVicar’sclothes!
"’Tendtohiminaminute!"hecriedtoHenfreyashepassedtheprostrateHuxter,andcomingroundthecornertojointhetumult,waspromptlyknockedoffhisfeetintoanindecoroussprawl。Somebodyinfullflighttrodheavilyonhisfinger。Heyelled,struggledtoregainhisfeet,wasknockedagainstandthrownonallfoursagain,andbecameawarethathewasinvolvednotinacapture,butarout。Everyonewasrunningbacktothevillage。Heroseagainandwashitseverelybehindtheear。HestaggeredandsetoffbacktotheCoachandHorsesforthwith,leapingoverthedesertedHuxter,whowasnowsittingup,onhisway。