However,hisjuvenilecuriositysoonrosesuperiortothesepleasantthoughtsandfeelings;hewaseagertoknowwhatsortofdeadlymischiefthewomanandthelittlegirlcouldhavebeenabout;
  so,byhiscommandthetwoterrifiedandsobbingcreatureswerebroughtbeforehim。
  ’Whatisitthatthesehavedone?’heinquiredofthesheriff。
  ’Pleaseyourmajesty,ablackcrimeischargeduponthem,andclearlyproven;whereforethejudgeshavedecreed,accordingtothelaw,thattheybehanged。Theysoldthemselvestothedevil—suchistheircrime。’
  Tomshuddered。Hehadbeentaughttoabhorpeoplewhodidthiswickedthing。Still,hewasnotgoingtodenyhimselfthepleasureoffeedinghiscuriosity,forallthat;soheasked:
  ’Wherewasthisdone?—andwhen?’
  ’Onamidnight,inDecember—inaruinedchurch,yourmajesty。’
  Tomshudderedagain。’Whowastherepresent?’
  ’Onlythesetwo,yourgrace—andthatother。’
  ’Havetheseconfessed?’
  ’Nay,notso,sire—theydodenyit。’
  ’Then,prithee,howwasitknown?’
  ’Certainwitnessesdidseethemwendingthither,goodyourmajesty;thisbredthesuspicion,anddireeffectshavesinceconfirmedandjustifiedit。Inparticular,itisinevidencethatthroughthewickedpowersoobtained,theydidinvokeandbringaboutastormthatwastedalltheregionroundabout。Abovefortywitnesseshaveprovedthestorm;andsoothonemighthavehadathousand,forallhadreasontorememberit,sithallhadsufferedbyit。’
  ’Certesthisisaseriousmatter。’Tomturnedthisdarkpieceofscoundrelismoverinhismindawhile,thenasked:
  ’Sufferedthewoman,also,bythestorm?’
  Severaloldheadsamongtheassemblagenoddedtheirrecognitionofthewisdomofthisquestion。Thesheriff,however,sawnothingconsequentialintheinquiry;heanswered,withsimpledirectness。
  ’Indeed,shedid,yourmajesty,andmostrighteously,asallaver。
  Herhabitationwassweptaway,andherselfandchildleftshelterless。’
  ’Methinksthepowertodoherselfsoillaturnwasdearlybought。
  Shehadbeencheated,hadshepaidbutafarthingforit;thatshepaidhersoul,andherchild’s,argueththatsheismad;ifsheismadsheknowethnotwhatshedoth,thereforesinnethnot。’
  TheelderlyheadsnoddedrecognitionofTom’swisdomoncemore,andoneindividualmurmured,’Anthekingbemadhimself,accordingtoreport,thenitisamadnessofasortthatwouldimprovethesanityofsomeIwotof,ifbythegentleprovidenceofGodtheycouldbutcatchit。’
  ’Whatagehaththechild?’askedTom。
  ’Nineyears,pleaseyourmajesty。’
  ’BythelawofEnglandmayachildenterintocovenantandsellitself,mylord?’askedTom,turningtoalearnedjudge。
  ’Thelawdothnotpermitachildtomakeormeddleinanyweightymatter,goodmyliege,holdingthatitscallowwitunfittethittocopewiththeriperwitandevilschemingsofthemthatareitselders。Thedevilmaybuyachild,ifhesochoose,andthechildagreethereto,butnotanEnglishman—inthislattercasethecontractwouldbenullandvoid。’
  ’Itseemetharudeunchristianthing,andillcontrived,thatEnglishlawdeniethprivilegestoEnglishmen,towastethemonthedevil!’criedTom,withhonestheat。
  Thisnovelviewofthematterexcitedmanysmiles,andwasstoredawayinmanyheadstoberepeatedaboutthecourtasevidenceofTom’soriginalityaswellasprogresstowardmentalhealth。
  Theelderculprithadceasedfromsobbing,andwashanginguponTom’swordswithanexcitedinterestandagrowinghope。Tomnoticedthis,anditstronglyinclinedhissympathiestowardherinherperilousandunfriendedsituation。Presentlyheasked:
  ’Howwroughtthey,tobringthestorm?’
  ’Bypullingofftheirstockings,sire。’
  ThisastonishedTom,andalsofiredhiscuriositytofeverheat。
  Hesaideagerly:
  ’Itiswonderful!Hathitalwaysthisdreadeffect?’
  ’Always,myliege—atleastifthewomandesireit,anduttertheneedfulwords,eitherinhermindorwithhertongue。’
  Tomturnedtothewoman,andsaidwithimpetuouszeal:
  ’Exertthypower—Iwouldseeastorm。’
  Therewasasuddenpalingofcheeksinthesuperstitiousassemblage,andageneral,thoughunexpressed,desiretogetoutoftheplace—allofwhichwaslostuponTom,whowasdeadtoeverythingbuttheproposedcataclysm。Seeingapuzzledandastonishedlookinthewoman’sface,headded,excitedly:
  ’Neverfear—thoushaltbeblameless。More—thoushaltgofree—
  noneshalltouchthee。Exertthypower。’
  ’O,mylordtheking,Ihaveitnot—Ihavebeenfalselyaccused。’
  ’Thyfearsstaythee。Beofgoodheart,thoushaltsuffernoharm。
  Makeastorm—itmatterethnothowsmallaone—Irequirenaughtgreatorharmful,butindeedprefertheopposite—dothisandthylifeisspared—thoushaltgooutfree,withthychild,bearingtheking’spardon,andsafefromhurtormalicefromanyintherealm。’
  Thewomanprostratedherself,andprotested,withtears,thatshehadnopowertodothemiracle,elseshewouldgladlywinherchild’slifealone,andbecontenttoloseherown,ifbyobediencetotheking’scommandsopreciousagracemightbeacquired。
  Tomurged—thewomanstilladheredtoherdeclarations。Finally,hesaid:
  ’Ithinkthewomanhathsaidtrue。Anmymotherwereinherplaceandgiftedwiththedevil’sfunctions,shehadnotstayedamomenttocallherstormsandlaythewholelandinruins,ifthesavingofmyforfeitlifewerethepriceshegot!Itisargumentthatothermothersaremadeinlikemold。Thouartfree,goodwife—
  thouandthychild—forIdothinktheeinnocent。Nowthou’stnaughttofear,beingpardoned—pulloffthystockings!—anthoucanstmakemeastorm,thoushaltberich!’
  Theredeemedcreaturewasloudinhergratitude,andproceededtoobey,whileTomlookedonwitheagerexpectancy,alittlemarredbyapprehension;thecourtiersatthesametimemanifestingdecideddiscomfortanduneasiness。Thewomanstrippedherownfeetandherlittlegirl’salso,andplainlydidherbesttorewardtheking’sgenerositywithanearthquake,butitwasallafailureandadisappointment。Tomsighedandsaid:
  ’There,goodsoul,troublethyselfnofurther,thypowerisdepartedoutofthee。Gothywayinpeace;andifitreturntotheeatanytime,forgetmenot,butfetchmeastorm。’*(13)
  CHAPTERXVI
  TheStateDinnerTHEdinner—hourdrewnear—yet,strangelyenough,thethoughtbroughtbutslightdiscomforttoTom,andhardlyanyterror。Themorning’sexperienceshadwonderfullybuiltuphisconfidence;thepoorlittleash—catwasalreadymorewontedtohisstrangegarret,afterfourdays’habit,thanamaturepersoncouldhavebecomeinafullmonth。Achild’sfacilityinaccommodatingitselftocircumstanceswasnevermorestrikinglyillustrated。
  Letusprivilegedoneshurrytothegreatbanqueting—roomandhaveaglanceatmatterstherewhileTomisbeingmadereadyfortheimposingoccasion。Itisaspaciousapartment,withgildedpillarsandpilasters,andpicturedwallsandceilings。Atthedoorstandtallguards,asrigidasstatues,dressedinrichandpicturesquecostumes,andbearinghalberds。Inahighgallerywhichrunsallaroundtheplaceisabandofmusiciansandapackedcompanyofcitizensofbothsexes,inbrilliantattire。Inthecenteroftheroom,uponaraisedplatform,isTom’stable。Nowlettheancientchroniclerspeak:
  ’Agentlemanenterstheroombearingarod,andalongwithhimanotherbearingatable—cloth,which,aftertheyhavebothkneeledthreetimeswiththeutmostveneration,hespreadsuponthetable,andafterkneelingagaintheybothretire;thencometwoothers,onewiththerodagain,theotherwithasalt—cellar,aplate,andbread;whentheyhavekneeledastheothershaddone,andplacedwhatwasbroughtuponthetable,theytooretirewiththesameceremoniesperformedbythefirst;atlastcometwonoblesrichlyclothed,onebearingatasting—knife,who,afterprostratingthemselvesinthemostgracefulmanner,approachandrubthetablewithbreadandsalt,withasmuchaweasifthekinghadbeenpresent。’*(14)
  Soendthesolemnpreliminaries。Now,fardowntheechoingcorridorswehearabugle—blast,andtheindistinctcry,’Placefortheking!wayfortheking’smostexcellentmajesty!’Thesesoundsaremomentlyrepeated—theygrownearerandnearer—andpresently,almostinourfaces,themartialnotepealsandthecryringsout,’Wayfortheking!’Atthisinstanttheshiningpageantappears,andfilesinatthedoor,withameasuredmarch。Letthechroniclerspeakagain:
  ’FirstcomeGentlemen,Barons,Earls,KnightsoftheGarter,allrichlydressedandbareheaded;nextcomestheChancellor,betweentwo,oneofwhichcarriestheroyalscepter,theothertheSwordofStateinaredscabbard,studdedwithgoldenfleurs—de—lis,thepointupwards;nextcomestheKinghimself—whom,uponhisappearing,twelvetrumpetsandmanydrumssalutewithagreatburstofwelcome,whilstallinthegalleriesriseintheirplaces,crying"GodsavetheKing!"
  Afterhimcomenoblesattachedtohisperson,andonhisrightandleftmarchhisguardofhonor,hisfiftyGentlemenPensioners,withgiltbattle—axes。’
  Thiswasallfineandpleasant。Tom’spulsebeathighandagladlightwasinhiseye。Heborehimselfrightgracefully,andallthemoresobecausehewasnotthinkingofhowhewasdoingit,hismindbeingcharmedandoccupiedwiththeblithesightsandsoundsabouthim—andbesides,nobodycanbeveryungracefulinnicelyfittingbeautifulclothesafterhehasgrownalittleusedtothem—especiallyifheisforthemomentunconsciousofthem。Tomrememberedhisinstructions,andacknowledgedhisgreetingwithaslightinclinationofhisplumedhead,andacourteous’Ithankye,mygoodpeople。’
  Heseatedhimselfattablewithoutremovinghiscap;anddiditwithouttheleastembarrassment;fortoeatwithone’scaponwastheonesolitaryroyalcustomuponwhichthekingsandtheCantysmetuponcommonground,neitherpartyhavinganyadvantageovertheotherinthematterofoldfamiliaritywithit。Thepageantbrokeupandgroupeditselfpicturesquely,andremainedbareheaded。
  Now,tothesoundofgaymusic,theYeomenoftheGuardentered—
  ’thetallestandmightiestmeninEngland,theybeingselectedinthisregard’—butwewillletthechroniclertellaboutit:
  ’TheYeomenoftheGuardenteredbareheaded,clothedinscarlet,withgoldenrosesupontheirbacks;andthesewentandcame,bringingineachturnacourseofdishes,servedinplate。Thesedisheswerereceivedbyagentlemaninthesameordertheywerebrought,andplaceduponthetable,whilethetastergavetoeachguardamouthfultoeatoftheparticulardishhehadbrought,forfearofanypoison。’
  Tommadeagooddinner,notwithstandinghewasconsciousthathundredsofeyesfollowedeachmorseltohismouthandwatchedhimeatitwithaninterestwhichcouldnothavebeenmoreintenseifithadbeenadeadlyexplosiveandwasexpectedtoblowhimupandscatterhimallovertheplace。Hewascarefulnottohurry,andequallycarefulnottodoanythingwhateverforhimself,butwaittilltheproperofficialkneltdownanddiditforhim。Hegotthroughwithoutamistake—flawlessandprecioustriumph。
  Whenthemealwasoveratlastandhemarchedawayinthemidstofhisbrightpageant,withthehappynoisesinhisearsofblaringbugles,rollingdrums,andthunderingacclamations,hefeltthatifhehadseentheworstofdininginpublic,itwasanordealwhichhewouldbegladtoendureseveraltimesadayifbythatmeanshecouldbutbuyhimselffreefromsomeofthemoreformidablerequirementsofhisroyaloffice。
  CHAPTERXVII
  Foo—footheFirstMILESHendonhurriedalongtowardtheSouthwarkendofthebridge,keepingasharplookoutforthepersonshesought,andhopingandexpectingtoovertakethempresently。Hewasdisappointedinthis,however。Byaskingquestions,hewasenabledtotrackthempartofthewaythroughSouthwark;thenalltracesceased,andhewasperplexedastohowtoproceed。Still,hecontinuedhiseffortsasbesthecouldduringtherestoftheday。Nightfallfoundhimleg—weary,halffamished,andhisdesireasfarfromaccomplishmentasever;sohesuppedattheTabardinnandwenttobed,resolvedtomakeanearlystartinthemorning,andgivethetownanexhaustivesearch。Ashelaythinkingandplanning,hepresentlybegantoreasonthus:Theboywouldescapefromtheruffian,hisreputedfather,ifpossible;
  wouldhegobacktoLondonandseekhisformerhaunts?No,hewouldnotdothat,hewouldavoidrecapture。What,then,wouldhedo?
  Neverhavinghadafriendintheworld,oraprotector,untilhemetMilesHendon,hewouldnaturallytrytofindthatfriendagain,providedtheeffortdidnotrequirehimtogotowardLondonanddanger。HewouldstrikeforHendonHall,thatiswhathewoulddo,forheknewHendonwashomewardbound,andtherehemightexpecttofindhim。Yes,thecasewasplaintoHendon—hemustlosenomoretimeinSouthwark,butmoveatoncethroughKent,towardMonk’sHolm,searchingthewoodandinquiringashewent。Letusreturntothevanishedlittlekingnow。
  Theruffian,whomthewaiterattheinnonthebridgesaw’abouttojoin’theyouthandtheking,didnotexactlyjointhem,butfellinclosebehindthemandfollowedtheirsteps。Hesaidnothing。Hisleftarmwasinasling,andheworealargegreenpatchoverhislefteye;helimpedslightly,andusedanoakenstaffasasupport。TheyouthledthekingacrookedcoursethroughSouthwark,andbyandbystruckintothehighroadbeyond。Thekingwasirritatednow,andsaidhewouldstophere—itwasHendon’splacetocometohim,nothistogotoHendon。Hewouldnotenduresuchinsolence;hewouldstopwherehewas。Theyouthsaid:
  ’Thou’lttarryhere,andthyfriendlyingwoundedinthewoodyonder?Sobeit,then。’
  Theking’smannerchangedatonce。Hecriedout:
  ’Wounded?Andwhohathdaredtodoit?Butthatisapart;leadon,leadon!Faster,sirrah!artshodwithlead?Wounded,ishe?Nowthoughthedoerofitbeaduke’sson,heshallrueit!’
  Itwassomedistancetothewood,butthespacewasspeedilytraversed。Theyouthlookedabouthim,discoveredaboughstickingintheground,withasmallbitofragtiedtoit,thenledthewayintotheforest,watchingforsimilarboughsandfindingthematintervals;theywereevidentlyguidestothepointhewasaimingat。
  Byandbyanopenplacewasreached,wherewerethecharredremainsofafarmhouse,andnearthemabarnwhichwasfallingtoruinanddecay。
  Therewasnosignoflifeanywhere,anduttersilenceprevailed。Theyouthenteredthebarn,thekingfollowingeagerlyuponhisheels。
  Noonethere!Thekingshotasurprisedandsuspiciousglanceattheyouth,andasked:
  ’Whereishe?’
  Amockinglaughwashisanswer。Thekingwasinarageinamoment;heseizedabilletofwoodandwasintheactofchargingupontheyouthwhenanothermockinglaughfelluponhisear。Itwasfromthelameruffian,whohadbeenfollowingatadistance。Thekingturnedandsaidangrily:
  ’Whoartthou?Whatisthybusinesshere?’
  ’Leavethyfoolery,’saidtheman,’andquietthyself。Mydisguiseisnonesogoodthatthoucanstpretendthouknowestnotthyfatherthroughit。’
  ’Thouartnotmyfather。Iknowtheenot。Iamtheking。Ifthouhasthidmyservant,findhimforme,orthoushaltsupsorrowforwhatthouhastdone。’
  JohnCantyreplied,inasternandmeasuredvoice:
  ’Itisplainthouartmad,andIamloathtopunishthee;butifthouprovokeme,Imust。Thypratingdothnoharmhere,wheretherearenoearsthatneedtomindthyfollies,yetisitwelltopractisethytonguetowaryspeech,thatitmaydonohurtwhenourquarterschange。Ihavedoneamurder,andmaynottarryathome—
  neithershaltthou,seeingIneedthyservice。Mynameischanged,forwisereasons;itisHobbs—JohnHobbs;thineisJack—chargethymemoryaccordingly。Now,then,speak。Whereisthymother?Wherearethysisters?Theycamenottotheplaceappointed—knowestthouwhithertheywent?’
  Thekinganswered,sullenly:
  ’Troublemenotwiththeseriddles。Mymotherisdead;mysistersareinthepalace。’
  Theyouthnearbyburstintoaderisivelaugh,andthekingwouldhaveassaultedhim,butCanty—orHobbs,ashenowcalledhimself—preventedhim,andsaid:
  ’Peace,Hugo,vexhimnot;hismindisastray,andthywaysfrethim。Sittheedown,Jack,andquietthyself;thoushalthaveamorseltoeat,anon。’
  HobbsandHugofelltotalkingtogether,inlowvoices,andthekingremovedhimselfasfarashecouldfromtheirdisagreeablecompany。Hewithdrewintothetwilightofthefartherendofthebarn,wherehefoundtheearthenfloorbeddedafootdeepwithstraw。Helaydownhere,drewstrawoverhimselfinlieuofblankets,andwassoonabsorbedinthinking。Hehadmanygriefs,buttheminoronesweresweptalmostintoforgetfulnessbythesupremeone,thelossofhisfather。TotherestoftheworldthenameofHenryVIIIbroughtashiver,andsuggestedanogrewhosenostrilsbreatheddestructionandwhosehanddealtscourgingsanddeath;buttothisboythenamebroughtonlysensationsofpleasure,thefigureitinvokedworeacountenancethatwasallgentlenessandaffection。Hecalledtomindalongsuccessionoflovingpassagesbetweenhisfatherandhimself,anddweltfondlyuponthem,hisunstintedtearsattestinghowdeepandrealwasthegriefthatpossessedhisheart。Astheafternoonwastedaway,thelad,weariedwithhistroubles,sunkgraduallyintoatranquilandhealingslumber。
  Afteraconsiderabletime—hecouldnottellhowlong—hissensesstruggledtoahalf—consciousness,andashelaywithclosedeyesvaguelywonderingwherehewasandwhathadbeenhappening,henotedamurmuroussound,thesullenbeatingofrainupontheroof。A
  snugsenseofcomfortstoleoverhim,whichwasrudelybroken,thenextmoment,byachorusofpipingcacklesandcoarselaughter。Itstartledhimdisagreeably,andheunmuffledhisheadtoseewhencethisinterruptionproceeded。Agrimandunsightlypicturemethiseye。
  Abrightfirewasburninginthemiddleofthefloor,attheotherendofthebarn;andaroundit,andlitweirdlyupbytheredglare,lolledandsprawledthemotliestcompanyoftatteredgutter—scumandruffians,ofbothsexes,hehadeverreadordreamedof。Therewerehuge,stalwartmen,brownwithexposure,long—haired,andclothedinfantasticrags;thereweremiddle—sizedyouths,oftruculentcountenance,andsimilarlyclad;therewereblindmedicants,withpatchedorbandagedeyes;crippledones,withwoodenlegsandcrutches;therewasavillain—lookingpeddlerwithhispack;aknife—grinder,atinker,andabarber—surgeon,withtheimplementsoftheirtrades;someofthefemaleswerehardlygrowngirls,somewereatprime,somewereoldandwrinkledhags,andallwereloud,brazen,foul—mouthed;andallsoiledandslatternly;therewerethreesore—facedbabies;therewereacoupleofstarvelingcurs,withstringsaroundtheirnecks,whoseofficewastoleadtheblind。
  Thenightwascome,theganghadjustfinishedfeasting,anorgywasbeginning,thecanofliquorwaspassingfrommouthtomouth。A
  generalcrybrokeforth:
  ’Asong!asongfromtheBatandDickDot—and—go—One!’
  Oneoftheblindmengotup,andmadereadybycastingasidethepatchesthatshelteredhisexcellenteyes,andthepatheticplacardwhichrecitedthecauseofhiscalamity。Dot—and—go—Onedisencumberedhimselfofhistimberlegandtookhisplace,uponsoundandhealthylimbs,besidehisfellow—rascal;thentheyroaredoutarollickingditty,andwerereinforcedbythewholecrew,attheendofeachstanza,inarousingchorus。Bythetimethelaststanzawasreached,thehalf—drunkenenthusiasmhadrisentosuchapitchthateverybodyjoinedinandsangitclearthroughfromthebeginning,producingavolumeofvillainoussoundthatmadetheraftersquake。
  Theseweretheinspiringwords:
  ’BienDarkmansthen,BouseMortandKen,ThebienCovesbingsawast,OnChatestotrinebyRomeCovesdineForhislonglibatlast。
  Bing’doutbienMortsandtoure,andtoure,BingoutoftheRomevilebine,AndtouretheCovethatcloy’dyourduds,UponupontheChatestotrine。’*(15)
  Conversationfollowed;notinthethieves’dialectofthesong,forthatwasonlyusedintalkwhenunfriendlyearsmightbelistening。Inthecourseofititappearedthat’JohnHobbs’wasnotaltogetheranewrecruit,buthadtrainedinthegangatsomeformertime。Hislaterhistorywascalledfor,andwhenhesaidhehad’accidentally’killedaman,considerablesatisfactionwasexpressed;whenheaddedthatthemanwasapriest,hewasroundlyapplauded,andhadtotakeadrinkwitheverybody。Oldacquaintanceswelcomedhimjoyously,andnewoneswereproudtoshakehimbythehand。Hewasaskedwhyhehad’tarriedawaysomanymonths。’Heanswered:
  ’Londonisbetterthanthecountry,andsafertheselateyears,thelawsbesobitterandsodiligentlyenforced。AnIhadnothadthataccident,Ihadstayedthere。Ihadresolvedtostay,andnevermoreventurecountrywards—buttheaccidenthadendedthat。’
  Heinquiredhowmanypersonsthegangnumberednow。The’Ruffler,’
  orchief,answered:
  ’Fiveandtwentysturdybudges,bulks,files,clapperdogeonsandmaunders,countingthedellsanddoxiesandothermorts。*(16)Mostarehere,therestarewanderingeastward,alongthewinterlay。Wefollowatdawn。’
  ’IdonotseetheWenamongthehonestfolkaboutme。Wheremayhebe?’
  ’Poorlad,hisdietisbrimstonenow,andoverhotforadelicatetaste。Hewaskilledinabrawl,somewhereaboutmidsummer。’
  ’Isorrowtohearthat;theWenwasacapableman,andbrave。’
  ’Thatwashe,truly。BlackBess,hisdell,isofusyet,butabsentontheeastwardtramp;afinelass,ofnicewaysandorderlyconduct,noneeverseeingherdrunkabovefourdaysintheseven。’
  ’Shewaseverstrict—Irememberitwell—agoodlywenchandworthyallcommendation。Hermotherwasmorefreeandlessparticular;
  atroublesomeandugly—temperedbeldame,butfurnishedwithawitabovethecommon。’
  ’Welostherthroughit。Hergiftofpalmistryandothersortsoffortune—tellingbegotforheratlastawitch’snameandfame。
  Thelawroastedhertodeathataslowfire。Itdidtouchmetoasortoftendernesstoseethegallantwayshemetherlot—cursingandrevilingallthecrowdthatgapedandgazedaroundher,whilsttheflameslickedupwardtowardherfaceandcatchedherthinlocksandcrackledaboutheroldgrayhead—cursingthem,saidI?—cursingthem!
  whyanthoushouldstliveathousandyearsthou’dstneverhearsomasterfulacursing。Alack,herartdiedwithher。Therebebaseandweaklingimitationsleft,butnotrueblasphemy。’
  TheRufflersighed;thelistenerssighedinsympathy;ageneraldepressionfelluponthecompanyforamoment,forevenhardenedoutcastslikethesearenotwhollydeadtosentiment,butareabletofeelafleetingsenseoflossandafflictionatwideintervalsandunderpeculiarlyfavoringcircumstances—asincasesliketothis,forinstance,whengeniusandculturedepartandleavenoheir。
  However,adeepdrinkallroundsoonrestoredthespiritsofthemourners。
  ’Haveanyotherofourfriendsfaredhardly?’askedHobbs。
  ’Some—yes。Particularlynew—comers—suchassmallhusbandmenturnedshiftlessandhungryupontheworldbecausetheirfarmsweretakenfromthemtobechangedtosheep—ranges。Theybegged,andwerewhippedatthecart’stail,nakedfromthegirdleup,tillthebloodran;thensetinthestockstobepelted;theybeggedagain,werewhippedagain,anddeprivedofanear;theybeggedathirdtime—
  poordevils,whatelsecouldtheydo?—andwerebrandedonthecheekwithared—hotiron,thensoldforslaves;theyranaway,werehunteddown,andhanged。’Tisabrieftale,andquicklytold。Othersofushavefaredlesshardly。Standforth,Yokel,Burns,andHodge—
  showyouradornments!’
  Thesestoodupandstrippedawaysomeoftheirrags,exposingtheirbacks,crisscrossedwithropyoldweltsleftbythelash;oneturneduphishairandshowedtheplacewherealeftearhadoncebeen;anothershowedabranduponhisshoulder—theletterVandamutilatedear;thethirdsaid:
  ’IamYokel,onceafarmerandprosperous,withlovingwifeandkids—nowamIsomewhatdifferentinestateandcalling;andthewifeandkidsaregone;mayhaptheyareinheaven,mayhapin—intheotherplace—butthekindlyGodbethanked,theybidenomoreinEngland!Mygoodoldblamelessmotherstrovetoearnbreadbynursingthesick;oneofthesedied,thedoctorsknewnothow,somymotherwasburnedforawitch,whilstmybabeslookedonandwailed。
  Englishlaw!—up,allwithyourcups!—nowalltogetherandwithacheer!—drinktothemercifulEnglishlawthatdeliveredherfromtheEnglishhell!Thankyou,mates,oneandall。Ibegged,fromhousetohouse—Iandthewife—bearingwithusthehungrykids—butitwasacrimetobehungryinEngland—sotheystrippedusandlashedusthroughthreetowns。DrinkyeallagaintothemercifulEnglishlaw!—foritslashdrankdeepofmyMary’sbloodanditsblesseddeliverancecamequick。Sheliesthere,inthepotter’sfield,safefromallharms。Andthekids—well,whilstthelawlashedmefromtowntotown,theystarved。Drinklads—onlyadrop—adroptothepoorkids,thatneverdidanycreatureharm。Ibeggedagain—beggedforacrust,andgotthestocksandlostanear—see,herebidesthestump;Ibeggedagain,andhereisthestumpoftheothertokeepmemindedofit。AndstillIbeggedagain,andwassoldforaslave—hereonmycheekunderthisstain,ifIwasheditoff,yemightseetheredSthebrandingironleftthere!ASLAVE!Doyeunderstandthatword!
  AnEnglishSLAVE!—thatishethatstandsbeforeye。Ihaverunfrommymaster,andwhenIamfound—theheavycurseofheavenfallonthelawofthelandthathathcommandedit!—Ishallhang!’*(17)
  Aringingvoicecamethroughthemurkyair:
  ’Thoushaltnot!—andthisdaytheendofthatlawiscome!’
  Allturned,andsawthefantasticfigureofthelittlekingapproachinghurriedly;asitemergedintothelightandwasclearlyrevealed,ageneralexplosionofinquiriesbrokeout:
  ’Whoisit?Whatisit?Whoartthou,manikin?’
  Theboystoodunconfusedinthemidstofallthosesurprisedandquestioningeyes,andansweredwithprincelydignity:
  ’IamEdward,kingofEngland。’
  Awildburstoflaughterfollowed,partlyofderisionandpartlyofdelightintheexcellenceofthejoke。Thekingwasstung。Hesaidsharply:
  ’Yemannerlessvagrants,isthisyourrecognitionoftheroyalboonIhavepromised?’
  Hesaidmore,withangryvoiceandexcitedgesture,butitwaslostinawhirlwindoflaughterandmockingexclamations。’JohnHobbs’
  madeseveralattemptstomakehimselfheardabovethedin,andatlastsucceeded—saying:
  ’Mates,heismyson,adreamer,afool,andstarkmad—mindhimnot—hethinkethheistheking。’
  ’Iamtheking,’saidEdward,turningtowardhim,’asthoushaltknowtothycost,ingoodtime。Thouhastconfessedamurder—thoushaltswingforit。’
  ’Thou’ltbetrayme!—thou?AnIgetmyhandsuponthee—’
  ’Tut—tut!’saidtheburlyRuffler,interposingintimetosavetheking,andemphasizingthisservicebyknockingHobbsdownwithhisfist,’hastrespectforneitherkingsnorRufflers?Anthouinsultmypresencesoagain,I’llhangtheeupmyself。’Thenhesaidtohismajesty,’Thoumustmakenothreatsagainstthymates,lad;andthoumustguardthytonguefromsayingevilofthemelsewhere。Beking,ifitpleasethymadhumor,butbenotharmfulinit。Sinkthetitlethouhastuttered—’tistreason;webebadmen,insomefewtriflingways,butnoneamongusissobaseastobetraitortohisking;webelovingandloyalhearts,inthatregard。NoteifIspeaktruth。
  Now—alltogether:"LongliveEdward,KingofEngland!"’
  ’LONGLIVEEDWARD,KINGOFENGLAND!’
  Theresponsecamewithsuchathunder—gustfromthemotleycrewthatthecrazybuildingvibratedtothesound。Thelittleking’sfacelightedwithpleasureforaninstant,andheslightlyinclinedhisheadandsaidwithgravesimplicity:
  ’Ithankyou,mygoodpeople。’
  Thisunexpectedresultthrewthecompanyintoconvulsionsofmerriment。Whensomethinglikequietwaspresentlycomeagain,theRufflersaid,firmly,butwithanaccentofgoodnature:
  ’Dropit,boy,’tisnotwise,norwell。Humorthyfancy,ifthoumust,butchoosesomeothertitle。’
  Atinkershriekedoutasuggestion:
  ’Foo—footheFirst,kingoftheMooncalves!’
  Thetitle’took’atonce,everythroatresponded,andaroaringshoutsentup,of:
  ’LongliveFoo—footheFirst,kingoftheMooncalves!’followedbyhootings,cat—calls,andpealsoflaughter。
  ’Halehimforth,andcrownhim!’
  ’Robehim!’
  ’Scepterhim!’
  ’Thronehim!’
  Theseandtwentyothercriesbrokeoutatonce;andalmostbeforethepoorlittlevictimcoulddrawabreathhewascrownedwithatinbasin,robedinatatteredblanket,throneduponabarrel,andscepteredwithtinker’ssoldering—iron。Thenallflungthemselvesupontheirkneesabouthimandsentupachorusofironicalwailings,andmockingsupplications,whiletheyswabbedtheireyeswiththeirsoiledandraggedsleevesandaprons:
  ’Begracioustous,Osweetking!’
  ’Tramplenotuponthybeseechingworms,Onoblemajesty!’
  ’Pitythyslaves,andcomfortthemwitharoyalkick!’
  ’Cheerusandwarmuswiththygraciousrays,Oflamingsunofsovereignty!’
  ’Sanctifythegroundwiththetouchofthyfoot,thatwemayeatthedirtandbeennobled!’
  ’Deigntospituponus,Osire,thatourchildren’schildrenmaytellofthyprincelycondescension,andbeproudandhappyforever!’
  Butthehumoroustinkermadethe’hit’oftheeveningandcarriedoffthehonors。Kneeling,hepretendedtokisstheking’sfoot,andwasindignantlyspurned;whereuponhewentaboutbeggingforaragtopasteovertheplaceuponhisfacewhichhadbeentouchedbythefoot,sayingitmustbepreservedfromcontactwiththevulgarair,andthatheshouldmakehisfortunebygoingonthehighwayandexposingittoviewattherateofahundredshillingsasight。Hemadehimselfsokillinglyfunnythathewastheenvyandadmirationofthewholemangyrabble。
  Tearsofshameandindignationstoodinthelittlemonarch’seyes;
  andthethoughtinhisheartwas,’HadIofferedthemadeepwrongtheycouldnotbemorecruel—yethaveIprofferednaughtbuttodothemakindness—anditisthustheyusemeforit!’
  CHAPTERXVIII
  ThePrincewiththeTrampsTHEtroopofvagabondsturnedoutatearlydawn,andsetforwardontheirmarch。Therewasaloweringskyoverhead,sloppygroundunderfoot,andawinterchillintheair。Allgaietywasgonefromthecompany;someweresullenandsilent,somewereirritableandpetulant,noneweregentle—humored,allwerethirsty。
  TheRufflerput’Jack’inHugo’scharge,withsomebriefinstructions,andcommandedJohnCantytokeepawayfromhimandlethimalone;healsowarnedHugonottobetooroughwiththelad。
  Afterawhiletheweathergrewmilder,andthecloudsliftedsomewhat。Thetroopceasedtoshiver,andtheirspiritsbegantoimprove。Theygrewmoreandmorecheerful,andfinallybegantochaffeachotherandinsultpassengersalongthehighway。Thisshowedthattheywereawakingtoanappreciationoflifeanditsjoysoncemore。Thedreadinwhichtheirsortwasheldwasapparentinthefactthateverybodygavethemtheroad,andtooktheirribaldinsolencesmeekly,withoutventuringtotalkback。Theysnatchedlinenfromthehedges,occasionally,infullviewoftheowners,whomadenoprotest,butonlyseemedgratefulthattheydidnottakethehedges,too。
  Byandbytheyinvadedasmallfarmhouseandmadethemselvesathomewhilethetremblingfarmerandhispeoplesweptthelardercleantofurnishabreakfastforthem。Theychuckedthehousewifeandherdaughtersunderthechinwhilereceivingthefoodfromtheirhands,andmadecoarsejestsaboutthem,accompaniedwithinsultingepithetsandburstsofhorse—laughter。Theythrewbonesandvegetablesatthefarmerandhissons,keptthemdodgingallthetime,andapplaudeduproariouslywhenagoodhitwasmade。Theyendedbybutteringtheheadofoneofthedaughterswhoresentedsomeoftheirfamiliarities。Whentheytooktheirleavetheythreatenedtocomebackandburnthehouseovertheheadsofthefamilyifanyreportoftheirdoingsgottotheearsoftheauthorities。
  Aboutnoon,afteralongandwearytramp,thegangcametoahaltbehindahedgeontheoutskirtsofaconsiderablevillage。Anhourwasallowedforrest,thenthecrewscatteredthemselvesabroadtoenterthevillageatdifferentpointstoplytheirvarioustrades。’Jack’wassentwithHugo。Theywanderedhitherandthitherforsometime,Hugowatchingforopportunitiestodoastrokeofbusinessbutfindingnone—sohefinallysaid:
  ’Iseenaughttosteal;itisapaltryplace。Whereforewewillbeg。’
  ’We,forsooth!Followthytrade—itbefitsthee。ButIwillnotbeg。’
  ’Thou’ltnotbeg!’exclaimedHugo,eyingthekingwithsurprise。
  ’Prithee,sincewhenhastthoureformed?’
  ’Whatdostthoumean?’
  ’Mean?HastthounotbeggedthestreetsofLondonallthylife?’
  ’I?Thouidiot!’
  ’Sparethycompliments—thystockwilllastlonger。Thyfathersaysthouhastbeggedallthydays。Mayhaphelied。Peradventureyouwillevenmakesoboldastosayhelied,’scoffedHugo。
  ’Himyoucallmyfather?Yes,helied。’
  ’Come,playnotthymerrygameofmadmansofar,mate;useitforthyamusement,notthyhurt。AnItellhimthis,hewillscorchtheefinelyforit。’
  ’Savethyselfthetrouble。Iwilltellhim。’
  ’Ilikethyspirit,Idointruth;butIdonotadmirethyjudgment。Bone—rackingsandbastingsbeplentyenowinthislife,withoutgoingoutofone’swaytoinvitethem。Butatrucetothesematters;Ibelieveyourfather。Idoubtnothecanlie;Idoubtnothedothlie,uponoccasion,forthebestofusdothat;butthereisnooccasionhere。Awisemandoesnotwastesogoodacommodityaslyingfornaught。Butcome;sithitisthyhumortogiveoverbegging,wherewithalshallwebusyourselves?Withrobbingkitchens?’
  Thekingsaid,impatiently:
  ’Havedonewiththisfolly—youwearyme!’
  Hugoreplied,withtemper:
  ’Nowharkee,mate;youwillnotbeg,youwillnotrob;sobeit。
  ButIwilltellyouwhatyouwilldo。YouwillplaydecoywhilstI
  beg。Refuse,anyouthinkyoumayventure!’
  Thekingwasabouttoreplycontemptuously,whenHugosaid,interrupting:
  ’Peace!Herecomesonewithakindlyface。NowwillIfalldowninafit。Whenthestrangerrunstome,setyouupawail,andfalluponyourknees,seemingtoweep;thencryoutasifallthedevilsofmiserywereinyourbelly,andsay,"Oh,sir,itismypoorafflictedbrother,andwebefriendless;o’God’snamecastthroughyourmercifuleyesonepitifullookuponasick,forsaken,andmostmiserablewretch;bestowonelittlepennyoutofthyrichesupononesmittenofGodandreadytoperish!"—andmindyou,keepyouonwailing,andabatenottillwebilkhimofhispenny,elseshallyourueit。’
  ThenimmediatelyHugobegantomoan,andgroan,androllhiseyes,andreelandtotterabout;andwhenthestrangerwascloseathand,downhesprawledbeforehim,withashriek,andbegantowritheandwallowinthedirt,inseemingagony。
  ’Odear,Odear!’criedthebenevolentstranger。’Oh,poorsoul,poorsoul,howhedothsuffer!There—letmehelptheeup。’
  ’O,noblesir,forbear,andGodloveyouforaprincelygentleman—
  butitgivethmecruelpaintotouchmewhenIamtakenso。MybrothertherewilltellyourworshiphowIamrackedwithanguishwhenthesefitsbeuponme。Apenny,dearsir,apenny,tobuyalittlefood;
  thenleavemetomysorrows。’
  ’Apenny!thoushalthavethree,thouhaplesscreature’—andhefumbledinhispocketwithnervoushasteandgotthemout。’There,poorlad,takethem,andmostwelcome。Nowcomehither,myboy,andhelpmecarrythystrickenbrothertoyonhouse,where—’
  ’Iamnothisbrother,’saidtheking,interrupting。
  ’What!nothisbrother?’
  ’Oh,hearhim!’groanedHugo,thenprivatelygroundhisteeth。’Hedenieshisownbrother—andhewithonefootinthegrave!’
  ’Boy,thouartindeedhardofheart,ifthisisthybrother。Forshame!—andhescarceabletomovehandorfoot。Ifheisnotthybrother,whoishe,then?’
  ’Abeggarandathief!Hehasgotyourmoneyandhaspickedyourpocketlikewise。Anthouwouldstdoahealingmiracle,laythystaffoverhisshouldersandtrustProvidencefortherest。’
  ButHugodidnottarryforthemiracle。Inamomenthewasupandofflikethewind,thegentlemanfollowingafterandraisingthehueandcrylustilyashewent。Theking,breathingdeepgratitudetoHeavenforhisownrelease,fledintheoppositedirectionanddidnotslackenhispaceuntilhewasoutofharm’sreach。Hetookthefirstroadthatoffered,andsoonputthevillagebehindhim。Hehurriedalong,asbrisklyashecould,duringseveralhours,keepinganervouswatchoverhisshoulderforpursuit;buthisfearslefthimatlast,andagratefulsenseofsecuritytooktheirplace。Herecognizednowthathewashungry;andalsoverytired。Sohehaltedatafarmhouse;butwhenhewasabouttospeak,hewascutshortanddrivenrudelyaway。Hisclotheswereagainsthim。
  Hewanderedon,woundedandindignant,andwasresolvedtoputhimselfinthewayoflighttreatmentnomore。Buthungerispride’smaster;soastheeveningdrewnear,hemadeanattemptatanotherfarmhouse;butherehefaredworsethanbefore;forhewascalledhardnamesandwaspromisedarrestasavagrantexcepthemovedonpromptly。
  Thenightcameon,chillyandovercast;andstillthefootsoremonarchlaboredslowlyon。Hewasobligedtokeepmoving,foreverytimehesatdowntoresthewassoonpenetratedtothebonewiththecold。Allhissensationsandexperiences,ashemovedthroughthesolemngloomandtheemptyvastnessofthenight,werenewandstrangetohim。Atintervalsheheardvoicesapproach,passby,andfadeintosilence;andashesawnothingmoreofthebodiestheybelongedtothanasortofformlessdriftingblur,therewassomethingspectralanduncannyaboutitallthatmadehimshudder。Occasionallyhecaughtthetwinkleofalight—alwaysfaraway,apparently—almostinanotherworld;ifheheardthetinkleofasheep’sbell,itwasvague,distant,indistinct;themuffledlowingoftheherdsfloatedtohimonthenightwindinvanishingcadences,amournfulsound;nowandthencamethecomplaininghowlofadogoverviewlessexpansesoffieldandforest;allsoundswereremote;theymadethelittlekingfeelthatalllifeandactivitywerefarremovedfromhim,andthathestoodsolitary,companionless,inthecenterofameasurelesssolitude。
  Hestumbledalong,throughthegruesomefascinationsofthisnewexperience,startledoccasionallybythesoftrustlingofthedryleavesoverhead,solikehumanwhisperstheyseemedtosound;andbyandbyhecamesuddenlyuponthefreckledlightofatinlanternnearathand。Hesteppedbackintotheshadowsandwaited。Thelanternstoodbytheopendoorofabarn。Thekingwaitedsometime—therewasnosound,andnobodystirring。Hegotsocold,standingstill,andthehospitablebarnlookedsoenticing,thatatlastheresolvedtoriskeverythingandenter。Hestartedswiftlyandstealthily,andjustashewascrossingthethresholdheheardvoicesbehindhim。Hedartedbehindacask,withinthebarn,andstoopeddown。Twofarmlaborerscamein,bringingthelanternwiththem,andfelltowork,talkingmeanwhile。Whilsttheymovedaboutwiththelight,thekingmadegooduseofhiseyesandtookthebearingsofwhatseemedtobeagood—sizedstallatthefurtherendoftheplace,purposingtogropehiswaytoitwhenheshouldbelefttohimself。Healsonotedthepositionofapileofhorse—blankets,midwayoftheroute,withtheintenttolevyuponthemfortheserviceofthecrownofEnglandforonenight。
  Byandbythemenfinishedandwentaway,fasteningthedoorbehindthemandtakingthelanternwiththem。Theshiveringkingmadefortheblankets,withasgoodspeedasthedarknesswouldallow;
  gatheredthemupandthengropedhiswaysafelytothestall。Oftwooftheblanketshemadeabed,thencoveredhimselfwiththeremainingtwo。Hewasagladmonarchnow,thoughtheblanketswereoldandthin,andnotquitewarmenough;andbesidesgaveoutapungenthorsyodorthatwasalmostsuffocatinglypowerful。
  Althoughthekingwashungryandchilly,hewasalsosotiredandsodrowsythattheselatterinfluencessoonbegantogettheadvantageoftheformer,andhepresentlydozedoffintoastateofsemi—consciousness。Then,justashewasonthepointoflosinghimselfwholly,hedistinctlyfeltsomethingtouchhim。Hewasbroadawakeinamoment,andgaspingforbreath。Thecoldhorrorofthatmysterioustouchinthedarkalmostmadehisheartstandstill。Helaymotionless,andlistened,scarcelybreathing。Butnothingstirred,andtherewasnosound。Hecontinuedtolisten,andwait,duringwhatseemedalongtime,butstillnothingstirred,andtherewasnosound。
  Sohebegantodropintoadrowseoncemoreatlast;andallatoncehefeltthatmysterioustouchagain!Itwasagrislything,thislighttouchfromthisnoiselessandinvisiblepresence;itmadetheboysickwithghostlyfears。Whatshouldhedo?Thatwasthequestion;buthedidnotknowhowtoanswerit。Shouldheleavethesereasonablycomfortablequartersandflyfromthisinscrutablehorror?Butflywhither?Hecouldnotgetoutofthebarn;andtheideaofscurryingblindlyhitherandthitherinthedark,withinthecaptivityofthefourwalls,withthisphantomglidingafterhim,andvisitinghimwiththatsofthideoustouchuponcheekorshoulderateveryturn,wasintolerable。Buttostaywherehewas,andendurethislivingdeathallnight—wasthatbetter?No。What,then,wastherelefttodo?
  Ah,therewasbutonecourse;heknewitwell—hemustputouthishandandfindthatthing!
  Itwaseasytothinkthis;butitwashardtobracehimselfuptotryit。Threetimeshestretchedhishandalittlewayoutintothedarkgingerly;andsnatcheditsuddenlyback,withagasp—notbecauseithadencounteredanything,butbecausehehadfeltsosureitwasjustgoingto。Butthefourthtimehegropedalittlefurther,andhishandlightlysweptagainstsomethingsoftandwarm。Thispetrifiedhimnearlywithfright—hismindwasinsuchastatethathecouldimaginethethingtobenothingelsethanacorpse,newlydeadandstillwarm。
  Hethoughthewouldratherdiethantouchitagain。Buthethoughtthisfalsethoughtbecausehedidnotknowtheimmortalstrengthofhumancuriosity。Innolongtimehishandwastremblinglygropingagain—againsthisjudgment,andwithouthisconsent—butgropingpersistentlyon,justthesame。Itencounteredabunchoflonghair;
  heshuddered,butfollowedupthehairandfoundwhatseemedtobeawarmrope;followeduptheropeandfoundaninnocentcalf;fortheropewasnotaropeatall,butthecalf’stail。
  Thekingwascordiallyashamedofhimselfforhavinggottenallthatfrightandmiseryoutofsopaltryamatterasaslumberingcalf;
  butheneednothavefeltsoaboutit,foritwasnotthecalfthatfrightenedhimbutadreadfulnon—existentsomethingwhichthecalfstoodfor;andanyotherboy,inthoseoldsuperstitoustimes,wouldhaveactedandsufferedjustashehaddone。
  Thekingwasnotonlydelightedtofindthatthecreaturewasonlyacalf,butdelightedtohavethecalf’scompany;forhehadbeenfeelingsolonesomeandfriendlessthatthecompanyandcomradeshipofeventhishumbleanimalwaswelcome。Andhehadbeensobuffeted,sorudelyentreatedbyhisownkind,thatitwasarealcomforttohimtofeelthathewasatlastinthesocietyofafellow—creaturethathadatleastasoftheartandagentlespirit,whateverloftierattributesmightbelacking。Soheresolvedtowaiverankandmakefriendswiththecalf。
  Whilestrokingitssleek,warmback—foritlaynearhimandwithineasyreach—itoccurredtohimthatthiscalfmightbeutilizedinmorewaysthanone。Whereuponherearrangedhisbed,spreadingitdownclosetothecalf;thenhecuddledhimselfuptothecalf’sback,drewthecoversupoverhimselfandhisfriend,andinaminuteortwowasaswarmandcomfortableashehadeverbeeninthedownycouchesoftheregalpalaceofWestminster。
  Pleasantthoughtscameatonce;lifetookonacheerfulerseeming。
  Hewasfreeofthebondsofservitudeandcrime,freeofthecompanionshipofbaseandbrutaloutlaws;hewaswarm,hewassheltered;inaword,hewashappy。Thenightwindwasrising;itsweptbyinfitfulguststhatmadetheoldbarnquakeandrattle,thenitsforcesdieddownatintervals,andwentmoaningandwailingaroundcornersandprojections—butitwasallmusictotheking,nowthathewassnugandcomfortable;letitblowandrage,letitbatterandbang,letitmoanandwail,hemindeditnot,heonlyenjoyedit。Hemerelysnuggledtheclosertohisfriend,inaluxuryofwarmcontentment,anddriftedblissfullyoutofconsciousnessintoadeepanddreamlesssleepthatwasfullofserenityandpeace。Thedistantdogshowled,themelancholykinecomplained;andthewindswentonraging,whilstfurioussheetsofraindrovealongtheroof;butthemajestyofEnglandsleptonundisturbed,andthecalfdidthesame,itbeingasimplecreatureandnoteasilytroubledbystormsorembarrassedbysleepingwithaking。
  CHAPTERXIX
  ThePrincewiththePeasantsWHENthekingawokeintheearlymorning,hefoundthatawetbutthoughtfulrathadcreptintotheplaceduringthenightandmadeacozybedforitselfinhisbosom。Beingdisturbednow,itscamperedaway。Theboysmiled,andsaid,’Poorfool,whysofearful?Iamasforlornasthou。’Twouldbeashameinmetohurtthehelpless,whoammyselfsohelpless。Moreover,Ioweyouthanksforagoodomen;forwhenakinghasfallensolowthattheveryratsdomakeabedofhim,itsurelymeaneththathisfortunesbeupontheturn,sinceitisplainhecannolowergo。’
  Hegotupandsteppedoutofthestall,andjustthenheheardthesoundofchildren’svoices。Thebarndooropenedandacoupleoflittlegirlscamein。Assoonastheysawhimtheirtalkingandlaughingceased,andtheystoppedandstoodstill,gazingathimwithstrongcuriosity;theypresentlybegantowhispertogether,thentheyapproachednearer,andstoppedagaintogazeandwhisper。Byandbytheygatheredcourageandbegantodiscusshimaloud。Onesaid:
  ’Hehathacomelyface。’
  Theotheradded:
  ’Andprettyhair。’
  ’Butisillclothedenow。’
  ’Andhowstarvedhelooketh。’
  Theycamestillnearer,sidlingshylyaroundandabouthim,examininghimminutelyfromallpoints,asifheweresomestrangenewkindofanimal;butwarilyandwatchfullythewhile,asiftheyhalffearedhemightbeasortofanimalthatwouldbite,uponoccasion。
  Finallytheyhaltedbeforehim,holdingeachother’shandsforprotection,andtookagoodsatisfyingstarewiththeirinnocenteyes;
  thenoneofthempluckedupallhercourageandinquiredwithhonestdirectness:
  ’Whoartthou,boy?’
  ’Iamtheking,’wasthegraveanswer。
  Thechildrengavealittlestart,andtheireyesspreadthemselveswideopenandremainedsoduringaspeechlesshalf—minute。Thencuriositybrokethesilence:
  ’Theking?Whatking?’
  ’ThekingofEngland。’
  Thechildrenlookedateachother—thenathim—thenateachotheragain—wonderingly,perplexedly—thenonesaid:
  ’Didsthearhim,Margery?—hesaithheistheking。Canthatbetrue?’
  ’Howcanitbeelsebuttrue,Prissy?Wouldhesayalie?Forlookyou,Prissy,anitwerenottrue,itwouldbealie。Itsurelywouldbe。Nowthinkon’t。Forallthingsthatbenottrue,belies—thoucanstmakenaughtelseoutofit。’
  Itwasagood,tightargument,withoutaleakinitanywhere;
  anditleftPrissy’shalf—doubtsnotalegtostandon。Sheconsideredamoment,thenputthekinguponhishonorwiththesimpleremark:
  ’Ifthouarttrulytheking,thenIbelievethee。’
  ’Iamtrulytheking。’
  Thissettledthematter。Hismajesty’sroyaltywasacceptedwithoutfurtherquestionordiscussion,andthetwolittlegirlsbeganatoncetoinquireintohowhecametobewherehewas,andhowhecametobesounroyallyclad,andwhitherhewasbound,andallabouthisaffairs。Itwasamightyrelieftohimtopourouthistroubleswheretheywouldnotbescoffedatordoubted;sohetoldhistalewithfeeling,forgettingevenhishungerforthetime;anditwasreceivedwiththedeepestandtenderestsympathybythegentlelittlemaids。Butwhenhegotdowntohislatestexperiencesandtheylearnedhowlonghehadbeenwithoutfood,theycuthimshortandhurriedhimawaytothefarmhousetofindabreakfastforhim。
  Thekingwascheerfulandhappynow,andsaidtohimself,’WhenIamcometomineownagain,Iwillalwayshonorlittlechildren,rememberinghowthatthesetrustedmeandbelievedinmeinmytimeoftrouble;whilsttheythatwereolder,andthoughtthemselveswiser,mockedatmeandheldmeforaliar。’
  Thechildren’smotherreceivedthekingkindly,andwasfullofpity;forhisforlornconditionandapparentlycrazedintellecttouchedherwomanlyheart。Shewasawidow,andratherpoor;
  consequentlyshehadseentroubleenoughtoenablehertofeelfortheunfortunate。Sheimaginedthatthedementedboyhadwanderedawayfromhisfriendsorkeepers;soshetriedtofindoutwhencehehadcome,inorderthatshemighttakemeasurestoreturnhim;butallherreferencestoneighbouringtownsandvillages,andallherinquiriesinthesameline,wentfornothing—theboy’sface,andhisanswers,too,showedthatthethingsshewastalkingofwerenotfamiliartohim。Hespokeearnestlyandsimplyaboutcourtmatters;andbrokedown,morethanonce,whenspeakingofthelateking’hisfather’;butwhenevertheconversationchangedtobasertopics,helostinterestandbecamesilent。
  Thewomanwasmightilypuzzled;butshedidnotgiveup。Assheproceededwithhercooking,shesetherselftocontrivingdevicestosurprisetheboyintobetrayinghisrealsecret。Shetalkedaboutcattle—heshowednoconcern;thenaboutsheep—thesameresult—soherguessthathehadbeenashepherdboywasanerror;shetalkedaboutmills;andaboutweavers,tinkers,smiths,tradesandtradesmenofallsorts;andaboutBedlam,andjails,andcharitableretreats;butnomatter,shewasbaffledatallpoints。Notaltogether,either;forshearguedthatshehadnarrowedthethingdowntodomesticservice。Yes,shewassureshewasontherighttracknow—hemusthavebeenahouse—servant。Sosheleduptothat。Buttheresultwasdiscouraging。Thesubjectofsweepingappearedtowearyhim;fire—buildingfailedtostirhim;scrubbingandscouringawokenoenthusiasm。Thenthegoodwifetouched,withaperishinghope,andratherasamatterofform,uponthesubjectofcooking。Tohersurprise,andhervastdelight,theking’sfacelightedatonce!Ah,shehadhuntedhimdownatlast,shethought;andshewasrightproud,too,ofthedeviousshrewdnessandtactwhichhadaccomplishedit。
  Hertiredtonguegotachancetorestnow;fortheking’s,inspiredbygnawinghungerandthefragrantsmellsthatcamefromthesputteringpotsandpans,turneditselflooseanddelivereditselfuptosuchaneloquentdissertationuponcertaintoothsomedishes,thatwithinthreeminutesthewomansaidtoherself,’OfatruthIwasright—hehathholpeninakitchen!’Thenhebroadenedhisbilloffare,anddiscusseditwithsuchappreciationandanimation,thatthegoodwifesaidtoherself,’Goodlack!howcanheknowsomanydishes,andsofineoneswithal?Forthesebelongonlyuponthetablesoftherichandgreat。Ah,nowIsee!raggedoutcastasheis,hemusthaveservedinthepalacebeforehisreasonwentastray;yes,hemusthavehelpedintheverykitchenofthekinghimself!Iwilltesthim。’
  Fullofeagernesstoprovehersagacity,shetoldthekingtomindthecookingamoment—hintingthathemightmanufactureandaddadishortwo,ifhechose—thenshewentoutoftheroomandgaveherchildrenasigntofollowafter。Thekingmuttered:
  ’AnotherEnglishkinghadacommissionliketothis,inabygonetime—itisnothingagainstmydignitytoundertakeanofficewhichthegreatAlfredstoopedtoassume。ButIwilltrytobetterservemytrustthanhe;forheletthecakesburn。’
  Theintentwasgood,buttheperformancewasnotanswerabletoit;
  forthisking,liketheotherone,soonfellintodeepthinkingsconcerninghisvastaffairs,andthesamecalamityresulted—thecookerygotburned。Thewomanreturnedintimetosavethebreakfastfromentiredestruction;andshepromptlybroughtthekingoutofhisdreamswithabriskandcordialtongue—lashing。Then,seeinghowtroubledhewasoverhisviolatedtrust,shesoftenedatonceandwasallgoodnessandgentlenesstowardhim。
  Theboymadeaheartyandsatisfyingmeal,andwasgreatlyrefreshedandgladdenedbyit。Itwasamealwhichwasdistinguishedbythiscuriousfeature,thatrankwaswaivedonbothsides;yetneitherrecipientofthefavorwasawarethatithadbeenextended。
  Thegoodwifehadintendedtofeedthisyoungtrampwithbrokenvictualsinacorner,likeanyothertramp,orlikeadog;butshewassoremorsefulforthescoldingshehadgivenhim,thatshedidwhatshecouldtoatoneforitbyallowinghimtositatthefamilytableandeatwithhisbetters,onostensibletermsofequalitywiththem;
  andtheking,onhisside,wassoremorsefulforhavingbrokenhistrust,afterthefamilyhadbeensokindtohim,thatheforcedhimselftoatoneforitbyhumblinghimselftothefamilylevel,insteadofrequiringthewomanandherchildrentostandandwaituponhimwhileheoccupiedtheirtableinthesolitarystateduehisbirthanddignity。Itdoesusallgoodtounbendsometimes。Thisgoodwomanwasmadehappyallthedaylongbytheapplausesshegotoutofherselfforhermagnanimouscondescensiontoatramp;andthekingwasjustasself—complacentoverhisgracioushumilitytowardahumblepeasantwoman。