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ASmileofFortuneTheSecretSharerFreyaoftheSevenIsles
ASMILEOFFORTUNE—HARBOURSTORY
EversincethesunroseIhadbeenlookingahead。Theshipglidedgentlyinsmoothwater。Afterasixtydays’passageIwasanxioustomakemylandfall,afertileandbeautifulislandofthetropics。
Themoreenthusiasticofitsinhabitantsdelightindescribingitasthe"PearloftheOcean。"Well,letuscallitthe"Pearl。"
It’sagoodname。Apearldistillingmuchsweetnessupontheworld。
Thisisonlyawayoftellingyouthatfirst—ratesugar—caneisgrownthere。AllthepopulationofthePearllivesforitandbyit。Sugaristheirdailybread,asitwere。AndIwascomingtothemforacargoofsugarinthehopeofthecrophavingbeengoodandofthefreightsbeinghigh。
Mr。Burns,mychiefmate,madeoutthelandfirst;andverysoonI
becameentrancedbythisblue,pinnacledapparition,almosttransparentagainstthelightofthesky,amereemanation,theastralbodyofanislandrisentogreetmefromafar。Itisararephenomenon,suchasightofthePearlatsixtymilesoff。AndI
wonderedhalfseriouslywhetheritwasagoodomen,whetherwhatwouldmeetmeinthatislandwouldbeasluckilyexceptionalasthisbeautiful,dreamlikevisionsoveryfewseamenhavebeenprivilegedtobehold。
Buthorridthoughtsofbusinessinterferedwithmyenjoymentofanaccomplishedpassage。IwasanxiousforsuccessandIwished,too,todojusticetotheflatteringlatitudeofmyowners’instructionscontainedinonenoblephrase:"Weleaveittoyoutodothebestyoucanwiththeship。"……Alltheworldbeingthusgivenmeforastage,myabilitiesappearedtomenobiggerthanapinhead。
Meantimethewinddropped,andMr。Burnsbegantomakedisagreeableremarksaboutmyusualbadluck。Ibelieveitwashisdevotionformewhichmadehimcriticallyoutspokenoneveryoccasion。Allthesame,Iwouldnothaveputupwithhishumoursifithadnotbeenmylotatonetimetonursehimthroughadesperateillnessatsea。
Aftersnatchinghimoutofthejawsofdeath,sotospeak,itwouldhavebeenabsurdtothrowawaysuchanefficientofficer。ButsometimesIwishedhewoulddismisshimself。
Wewerelateinclosinginwiththeland,andhadtoanchoroutsidetheharbourtillnextday。Anunpleasantandunrestfulnightfollowed。Inthisroadstead,strangetousboth,BurnsandI
remainedondeckalmostallthetime。Cloudsswirleddowntheporphyrycragsunderwhichwelay。Therisingwindmadeagreatbullyingnoiseamongstthenakedspars,withinterludesofsadmoaning。Iremarkedthatwehadbeeninlucktofetchtheanchoragebeforedark。Itwouldhavebeenanasty,anxiousnighttohangoffaharbourundercanvas。Butmychiefmatewasuncompromisinginhisattitude。
"Luck,youcallit,sir!Ay—ourusualluck。ThesortoflucktothankGodit’snoworse!"
Andsohefrettedthroughthedarkhours,whileIdrewonmyfundofphilosophy。Ah,butitwasanexasperating,weary,endlessnight,tobelyingatanchorcloseunderthatblackcoast!Theagitatedwatermadesnarlingsoundsallroundtheship。Attimesawildgustofwindoutofagullyhighuponthecliffsstruckonourriggingaharshandplaintivenotelikethewailofaforsakensoul。
CHAPTERI
Byhalf—pastseveninthemorning,theshipbeingtheninsidetheharbouratlastandmooredwithinalongstone’s—throwfromthequay,mystockofphilosophywasnearlyexhausted。Iwasdressinghurriedlyinmycabinwhenthestewardcametrippinginwithamorningsuitoverhisarm。
Hungry,tired,anddepressed,withmyheadengagedinsideawhiteshirtirritatinglystucktogetherbytoomuchstarch,Idesiredhimpeevishlyto"heaveroundwiththatbreakfast。"Iwantedtogetashoreassoonaspossible。
"Yes,sir。Readyateight,sir。There’sagentlemanfromtheshorewaitingtospeaktoyou,sir。"
Thisstatementwascuriouslyslurredover。Idraggedtheshirtviolentlyovermyheadandemergedstaring。
"Soearly!"Icried。"Who’she?Whatdoeshewant?"
Oncominginfromseaonehastopickuptheconditionsofanutterlyunrelatedexistence。Everylittleeventatfirsthasthepeculiaremphasisofnovelty。Iwasgreatlysurprisedbythatearlycaller;buttherewasnoreasonformystewardtolooksoparticularlyfoolish。
"Didn’tyouaskforthename?"Iinquiredinasterntone。
"Hisname’sJacobus,Ibelieve,"hemumbledshamefacedly。
"Mr。Jacobus!"Iexclaimedloudly,moresurprisedthanever,butwithatotalchangeoffeeling。"Whycouldn’tyousaysoatonce?"
Butthefellowhadscuttledoutofmyroom。ThroughthemomentarilyopeneddoorIhadaglimpseofatall,stoutmanstandinginthecuddybythetableonwhichtheclothwasalreadylaid;a"harbour"table—cloth,stainlessanddazzlinglywhite。Sofargood。
Ishoutedcourteouslythroughthecloseddoor,thatIwasdressingandwouldbewithhiminamoment。Inreturntheassurancethattherewasnohurryreachedmeinthevisitor’sdeep,quietundertone。Histimewasmyown。HedaredsayIwouldgivehimacupofcoffeepresently。
"Iamafraidyouwillhaveapoorbreakfast,"Icriedapologetically。"Wehavebeensixty—onedaysatsea,youknow。"
Aquietlittlelaugh,witha"That’llbeallright,Captain,"washisanswer。Allthis,words,intonation,theglimpsedattitudeofthemaninthecuddy,hadanunexpectedcharacter,asomethingfriendlyinit—propitiatory。Andmysurprisewasnotdiminishedthereby。Whatdidthiscallmean?Wasitthesignofsomedarkdesignagainstmycommercialinnocence?
Ah!Thesecommercialinterests—spoilingthefinestlifeunderthesun。Whymusttheseabeusedfortrade—andforwaraswell?
Whykillandtrafficonit,pursuingselfishaimsofnogreatimportanceafterall?Itwouldhavebeensomuchnicerjusttosailaboutwithhereandthereaportandabitoflandtostretchone’slegson,buyafewbooksandgetachangeofcookingforawhile。But,livinginaworldmoreorlesshomicidalanddesperatelymercantile,itwasplainlymydutytomakethebestofitsopportunities。
Myowners’letterhadleftittome,asIhavesaidbefore,todomybestfortheship,accordingtomyownjudgment。Butitcontainedalsoapostscriptwordedsomewhatasfollows:
"Withoutmeaningtointerferewithyourlibertyofactionwearewritingbytheoutgoingmailtosomeofourbusinessfriendstherewhomaybeofassistancetoyou。WedesireyouparticularlytocallonMr。Jacobus,aprominentmerchantandcharterer。Shouldyouhititoffwithhimhemaybeabletoputyouinthewayofprofitableemploymentfortheship。"
Hititoff!Herewastheprominentcreatureabsolutelyonboardaskingforthefavourofacupofcoffee!Andlifenotbeingafairy—taletheimprobabilityoftheeventalmostshockedme。HadI
discoveredanenchantednookoftheearthwherewealthymerchantsrushfastingonboardshipsbeforetheyarefairlymoored?Wasthiswhitemagicormerelysomeblacktrickoftrade?Icameintheend(whilemakingthebowofmytie)tosuspectthatperhapsI
didnotgetthenameright。IhadbeenthinkingoftheprominentMr。Jacobusprettyfrequentlyduringthepassageandmyhearingmighthavebeendeceivedbysomeremotesimilarityofsound……
ThestewardmighthavesaidAntrobus—ormaybeJackson。
Butcomingoutofmystateroomwithaninterrogative"Mr。Jacobus?"
Iwasmetbyaquiet"Yes,"utteredwithagentlesmile。The"yes"
wasratherperfunctory。HedidnotseemtomakemuchofthefactthathewasMr。Jacobus。Itookstockofabig,paleface,hairthinonthetop,whiskersalsothin,ofafadednondescriptcolour,heavyeyelids。Thethick,smoothlipsinreposelookedasifgluedtogether。Thesmilewasfaint。Aheavy,tranquilman。Inamedmytwoofficers,whojustthencamedowntobreakfast;butwhyMr。
Burns’ssilentdemeanourshouldsuggestsuppressedindignationI
couldnotunderstand。
Whileweweretakingourseatsroundthetablesomedisconnectedwordsofanaltercationgoingoninthecompanionwayreachedmyear。Astrangerapparentlywantedtocomedowntointerviewme,andthestewardwasopposinghim。
"Youcan’tseehim。"
"Whycan’tI?"
"TheCaptainisatbreakfast,Itellyou。He’llbegoingonshorepresently,andyoucanspeaktohimondeck。"
"That’snotfair。Youlet—"
"I’vehadnothingtodowiththat。"
"Oh,yes,youhave。Everybodyoughttohavethesamechance。Youletthatfellow—"
TherestIlost。Thepersonhavingbeenrepulsedsuccessfully,thestewardcamedown。Ican’tsayhelookedflushed—hewasamulatto—buthelookedflustered。Afterputtingthedishesonthetableheremainedbythesideboardwiththatlackadaisicalairofindifferenceheusedtoassumewhenhehaddonesomethingtoocleverbyhalfandwasafraidofgettingintoascrapeoverit。
ThecontemptuousexpressionofMr。Burns’sfaceashelookedfromhimtomewasreallyextraordinary。Icouldn’timaginewhatnewbeehadstungthematenow。
TheCaptainbeingsilent,nobodyelsecaredtospeak,asisthewayinships。AndIwassayingnothingsimplybecauseIhadbeenmadedumbbythesplendouroftheentertainment。Ihadexpectedtheusualsea—breakfast,whereasIbeheldspreadbeforeusaveritablefeastofshoreprovisions:eggs,sausages,butterwhichplainlydidnotcomefromaDanishtin,cutlets,andevenadishofpotatoes。ItwasthreeweekssinceIhadseenareal,livepotato。
Icontemplatedthemwithinterest,andMr。Jacobusdisclosedhimselfasamanofhuman,homelysympathies,andsomethingofathought—reader。
"Trythem,Captain,"heencouragedmeinafriendlyundertone。
"Theyareexcellent。"
"Theylookthat,"Iadmitted。"Grownontheisland,Isuppose。"
"Oh,no,imported。Thosegrownherewouldbemoreexpensive。"
Iwasgrievedattheineptitudeoftheconversation。Werethesethetopicsforaprominentandwealthymerchanttodiscuss?I
thoughtthesimplicitywithwhichhemadehimselfathomeratherattractive;butwhatisonetotalkabouttoamanwhocomesononesuddenly,aftersixty—onedaysatsea,outofatotallyunknownlittletowninanislandonehasneverseenbefore?Whatwere(besidessugar)theinterestsofthatcrumboftheearth,itsgossip,itstopicsofconversation?Todrawhimonbusinessatoncewouldhavebeenalmostindecent—orevenworse:impolitic。
AllIcoulddoatthemomentwastokeeponintheoldgroove。
"Aretheprovisionsgenerallydearhere?"Iasked,frettinginwardlyatmyinanity。
"Iwouldn’tsaythat,"heansweredplacidly,withthatappearanceofsavinghisbreathhisrestrainedmannerofspeakingsuggested。
Hewouldnotbemoreexplicit,yethedidnotevadethesubject。
Eyeingthetableinaspiritofcompleteabstemiousness(hewouldn’tletmehelphimtoanyeatables)hewentintodetailsofsupply。ThebeefwasforthemostpartimportedfromMadagascar;
muttonofcoursewasrareandsomewhatexpensive,butgoodgoat’sflesh—
"Arethesegoat’scutlets?"Iexclaimedhastily,pointingatoneofthedishes。
Posedsentimentallybythesideboard,thestewardgaveastart。
"Lor’,no,sir!It’srealmutton!"
Mr。Burnsgotthroughhisbreakfastimpatiently,asifexasperatedbybeingmadeapartytosomemonstrousfoolishness,mutteredacurtexcuse,andwentondeck。Shortlyafterwardsthesecondmatetookhissmoothredcountenanceoutofthecabin。Withtheappetiteofaschoolboy,andaftertwomonthsofsea—fare,heappreciatedthegenerousspread。ButIdidnot。Itsmackedofextravagance。Allthesame,itwasaremarkablefeattohaveproduceditsoquickly,andIcongratulatedthestewardonhissmartnessinasomewhatominoustone。Hegavemeadeprecatorysmileand,inawayIdidn’tknowwhattomakeof,blinkedhisfinedarkeyesinthedirectionoftheguest。
Thelatteraskedunderhisbreathforanothercupofcoffee,andnibbledasceticallyatapieceofveryhardship’sbiscuit。I
don’tthinkheconsumedasquareinchintheend;butmeantimehegaveme,casuallyasitwere,acompleteaccountofthesugarcrop,ofthelocalbusinesshouses,ofthestateofthefreightmarket。
Allthattalkwasinterspersedwithhintsastopersonalities,amountingtoveiledwarnings,buthispale,fleshyfaceremainedequable,withoutagleam,asifignorantofhisvoice。AsyoumayimagineIopenedmyearsverywide。Everywordwasprecious。Myideasastothevalueofbusinessfriendshipwerebeingfavourablymodified。Hegavemethenamesofallthedisponibleshipstogetherwiththeirtonnageandthenamesoftheircommanders。
Fromthat,whichwasstillcommercialinformation,hecondescendedtomereharbourgossip。TheHildahadunaccountablylostherfigureheadintheBayofBengal,andhercaptainwasgreatlyaffectedbythis。Heandtheshiphadbeengettingoninyearstogetherandtheoldgentlemanimaginedthisstrangeeventtobetheforerunnerofhisownearlydissolution。TheStellahadexperiencedawfulweatherofftheCape—hadherdecksswept,andthechiefofficerwashedoverboard。Andonlyafewhoursbeforereachingportthebabydied。
PoorCaptainH—andhiswifewereterriblycutup。Iftheyhadonlybeenabletobringitintoportaliveitcouldhavebeenprobablysaved;butthewindfailedthemforthelastweekorso,lightbreezes,and……thebabywasgoingtobeburiedthisafternoon。HesupposedIwouldattend—
"DoyouthinkIoughtto?"Iasked,shrinkingly。
Hethoughtso,decidedly。Itwouldbegreatlyappreciated。Allthecaptainsintheharbourweregoingtoattend。PoorMrs。H—wasquiteprostrated。PrettyhardonH—altogether。
"Andyou,Captain—youarenotmarriedIsuppose?"
"No,Iamnotmarried,"Isaid。"Neithermarriednorevenengaged。"
MentallyIthankedmystars;andwhilehesmiledinamusing,dreamyfashion,Iexpressedmyacknowledgmentsforhisvisitandfortheinterestingbusinessinformationhehadbeengoodenoughtoimparttome。ButIsaidnothingofmywonderthereat。
"Ofcourse,Iwouldhavemadeapointofcallingonyouinadayortwo,"Iconcluded。
Heraisedhiseyelidsdistinctlyatme,andsomehowmanagedtolookrathermoresleepythanbefore。
"Inaccordancewithmyowners’instructions,"Iexplained。"Youhavehadtheirletter,ofcourse?"
Bythattimehehadraisedhiseyebrowstoobutwithoutanyparticularemotion。Onthecontraryhestruckmethenasabsolutelyimperturbable。
"Oh!Youmustbethinkingofmybrother。"
Itwasforme,then,tosay"Oh!"ButIhopethatnomorethancivilsurpriseappearedinmyvoicewhenIaskedhimtowhat,then,Iowedthepleasure……Hewasreachingforaninsidepocketleisurely。
"Mybrother’saverydifferentperson。ButIamwellknowninthispartoftheworld。You’veprobablyheard—"
Itookacardheextendedtome。Athickbusinesscard,asI
lived!AlfredJacobus—theotherwasErnest—dealerineverydescriptionofship’sstores!Provisionssaltandfresh,oils,paints,rope,canvas,etc。,etc。Shipsinharbourvictualledbycontractonmoderateterms—
"I’veneverheardofyou,"Isaidbrusquely。
Hislow—pitchedassurancedidnotabandonhim。
"Youwillbeverywellsatisfied,"hebreathedoutquietly。
Iwasnotplacated。Ihadthesenseofhavingbeencircumventedsomehow。YetIhaddeceivedmyself—iftherewasanydeception。
Buttheconfoundedcheekofinvitinghimselftobreakfastwasenoughtodeceiveanyone。Andthethoughtstruckme:Why!Thefellowhadprovidedalltheseeatableshimselfinthewayofbusiness。Isaid:
"Youmusthavegotupmightyearlythismorning。"
Headmittedwithsimplicitythathewasonthequaybeforesixo’clockwaitingformyshiptocomein。Hegavemetheimpressionthatitwouldbeimpossibletogetridofhimnow。
"Ifyouthinkwearegoingtoliveonthatscale,"Isaid,lookingatthetablewithanirritatedeye,"youarejollywellmistaken。"
"You’llfinditallright,Captain。Iquiteunderstand。"
Nothingcoulddisturbhisequanimity。Ifeltdissatisfied,butI
couldnotverywellflyoutathim。Hehadtoldmemanyusefulthings—andbesideshewasthebrotherofthatwealthymerchant。
Thatseemedqueerenough。
IroseandtoldhimcurtlythatImustnowgoashore。Atonceheofferedtheuseofhisboatforallthetimeofmystayinport。
"Ionlymakeanominalcharge,"hecontinuedequably。"Mymanremainsalldayatthelanding—steps。Youhaveonlytoblowawhistlewhenyouwanttheboat。"
And,standingasideateverydoorwaytoletmegothroughfirst,hecarriedmeoffinhiscustodyafterall。Aswecrossedthequarter—decktwoshabbyindividualssteppedforwardandinmournfulsilenceofferedmebusinesscardswhichItookfromthemwithoutawordunderhisheavyeye。Itwasauselessandgloomyceremony。
Theywerethetoutsoftheothership—chandlers,andheplacidatmyback,ignoredtheirexistence。
Wepartedonthequay,afterhehadexpressedquietlythehopeofseeingmeoften"atthestore。"Hehadasmoking—roomforcaptainsthere,withnewspapersandaboxof"ratherdecentcigars。"Ilefthimveryunceremoniously。
Myconsigneesreceivedmewiththeusualbusinessheartiness,buttheiraccountofthestateofthefreight—marketwasbynomeanssofavourableasthetalkofthewrongJacobushadledmetoexpect。
NaturallyIbecameinclinednowtoputmytrustinhisversion,rather。AsIclosedthedooroftheprivateofficebehindmeI
thoughttomyself:"H’m。Alotoflies。Commercialdiplomacy。
That’sthesortofthingamancomingfromseahasgottoexpect。
Theywouldtrytochartertheshipunderthemarketrate。"
Inthebig,outerroom,fullofdesks,thechiefclerk,atall,lean,shavedpersoninimmaculatewhiteclothesandwithashiny,closely—croppedblackheadonwhichsilverygleamscameandwent,rosefromhisplaceanddetainedmeaffably。Anythingtheycoulddoforme,theywouldbemosthappy。WasIlikelytocallagainintheafternoon?What?Goingtoafuneral?Oh,yes,poorCaptainH—。
Hepulledalong,sympatheticfaceforamoment,then,dismissingfromthisworkadayworldthebaby,whichhadgotillinatempestandhaddiedfromtoomuchcalmatsea,heaskedmewithadental,shark—likesmile—ifsharkshadfalseteeth—whetherIhadyetmademylittlearrangementsfortheship’sstayinport。
"Yes,withJacobus,"Iansweredcarelessly。"Iunderstandhe’sthebrotherofMr。ErnestJacobustowhomIhaveanintroductionfrommyowners。"
IwasnotsorrytolethimknowIwasnotaltogetherhelplessinthehandsofhisfirm。Hescrewedhisthinlipsdubiously。
"Why,"Icried,"isn’thethebrother?"
"Oh,yes……Theyhaven’tspokentoeachotherforeighteenyears,"headdedimpressivelyafterapause。
"Indeed!What’sthequarrelabout?"
"Oh,nothing!Nothingthatonewouldcaretomention,"heprotestedprimly。"He’sgotquitealargebusiness。Thebestship—chandlerhere,withoutadoubt。Businessisallverywell,butthereissuchathingaspersonalcharacter,too,isn’tthere?
Good—morning,Captain。"
Hewentawaymincinglytohisdesk。Heamusedme。Heresembledanoldmaid,acommercialoldmaid,shockedbysomeimpropriety。Wasitacommercialimpropriety?Commercialimproprietyisaseriousmatter,foritaimsatone’spocket。OrwasheonlyapuristinconductwhodisapprovedofJacobusdoinghisowntouting?Itwascertainlyundignified。Iwonderedhowthemerchantbrotherlikedit。Butthendifferentcountries,differentcustoms。Inacommunitysoisolatedandsoexclusively"trading"socialstandardshavetheirownscale。
CHAPTERII
Iwouldhavegladlydispensedwiththemournfulopportunityofbecomingacquaintedbysightwithallmyfellow—captainsatonce。
HoweverIfoundmywaytothecemetery。Wemadeaconsiderablegroupofbareheadedmeninsombregarments。Inoticedthatthoseofourcompanymostapproachingtothenowobsoletesea—dogtypewerethemostmoved—perhapsbecausetheyhadless"manner"thanthenewgeneration。Theoldsea—dog,awayfromhisnaturalelement,wasasimpleandsentimentalanimal。Inoticedone—hewasfacingmeacrossthegrave—whowasdroppingtears。Theytrickleddownhisweather—beatenfacelikedropsofrainonanoldruggedwall。Ilearnedafterwardsthathewaslookeduponastheterrorofsailors,ahardman;thathehadneverhadwifeorchickofhisown,andthat,engagedfromhistenderestyearsindeep—seavoyages,heknewwomenandchildrenmerelybysight。
Perhapshewasdroppingthosetearsoverhislostopportunities,fromsheerenvyofpaternityandinstrangejealousyofasorrowwhichhecouldneverknow。Man,andeventhesea—man,isacapriciousanimal,thecreatureandthevictimoflostopportunities。Buthemademefeelashamedofmycallousness。I
hadnotears。
IlistenedwithhorriblycriticaldetachmenttothatserviceIhadhadtoreadmyself,onceortwice,overchildlikemenwhohaddiedatsea。Thewordsofhopeanddefiance,thewingedwordssoinspiringinthefreeimmensityofwaterandsky,seemedtofallwearilyintothelittlegrave。WhatwastheuseofaskingDeathwhereherstingwas,beforethatsmall,darkholeintheground?
Andthenmythoughtsescapedmealtogether—awayintomattersoflife—andnoveryhighmattersatthat—ships,freights,business。Intheinstabilityofhisemotionsmanresemblesdeplorablyamonkey。Iwasdisgustedwithmythoughts—andI
thought:ShallIbeabletogetachartersoon?Time’smoney……WillthatJacobusreallyputgoodbusinessinmyway?Imustgoandseehiminadayortwo。
Don’timaginethatIpursuedthesethoughtswithanyprecision。
Theypursuedmerather:vague,shadowy,restless,shamefaced。
Theirswasacallous,abominable,almostrevolting,pertinacity。
Anditwasthepresenceofthatpertinaciousship—chandlerwhichhadstartedthem。Hestoodmournfullyamongstourlittlebandofmenfromthesea,andIwasangryathispresence,which,suggestinghisbrotherthemerchant,hadcausedmetobecomeoutrageoustomyself。ForindeedIhadpreservedsomedecencyoffeeling。Itwasonlythemindwhich—
Itwasoveratlast。Thepoorfather—amanoffortywithblack,bushyside—whiskersandapatheticgashonhisfreshly—shavedchin—thankedusall,swallowinghistears。Butforsomereason,eitherbecauseIlingeredatthegateofthecemeterybeingsomewhathazyastomywayback,orbecauseIwastheyoungest,orascribingmymoodinesscausedbyremorsetosomemoreworthyandappropriatesentiment,orsimplybecauseIwasevenmoreofastrangertohimthantheothers—hesingledmeout。Keepingatmyside,herenewedhisthanks,whichIlistenedtoinagloomy,conscience—strickensilence。Suddenlyheslippedonehandundermyarmandwavedtheotherafteratall,stoutfigurewalkingawaybyitselfdownastreetinaflutterofthin,greygarments:
"That’sagoodfellow—arealgoodfellow"—heswalloweddownabelatedsob—"thisJacobus。"
AndhetoldmeinalowvoicethatJacobuswasthefirstmantoboardhisshiponarrival,and,learningoftheirmisfortune,hadtakenchargeofeverything,volunteeredtoattendtoallroutinebusiness,carriedofftheship’spapersonshore,arrangedforthefuneral—
"Agoodfellow。Iwasknockedover。Ihadbeenlookingatmywifefortendays。Andhelpless。Justyouthinkofthat!Thedearlittlechapdiedtheverydaywemadetheland。HowImanagedtotaketheshipinGodaloneknows!Icouldn’tseeanything;I
couldn’tspeak;Icouldn’t……You’veheard,perhaps,thatwelostourmateoverboardonthepassage?Therewasnoonetodoitforme。Andthepoorwomannearlycrazydownbelowthereallalonewiththe……BytheLord!Itisn’tfair。"
Wewalkedinsilencetogether。Ididnotknowhowtopartfromhim。Onthequayheletgomyarmandstruckfiercelyhisfistintothepalmofhisotherhand。
"ByGod,itisn’tfair!"hecriedagain。"Don’tyouevermarryunlessyoucanchucktheseafirst……Itisn’tfair。"
Ihadnointentionto"chuckthesea,"andwhenheleftmetogoaboardhisshipIfeltconvincedthatIwouldnevermarry。WhileI
waswaitingatthestepsforJacobus’sboatman,whohadgoneoffsomewhere,thecaptainoftheHildajoinedme,aslendersilkumbrellainhishandandthesharppointsofhisarchaic,Gladstonianshirt—collarframingasmall,clean—shaved,ruddyface。
Itwaswonderfullyfreshforhisage,beautifullymodelledandlitupbyremarkablyclearblueeyes。Alotofwhitehair,glossylikespunglass,curledupwardsslightlyunderthebrimofhisvaluable,ancient,panamahatwithabroadblackribbon。Intheaspectofthatvivacious,neat,littleoldmantherewassomethingquaintlyangelicandalsoboyish。
Heaccostedme,asthoughhehadbeeninthehabitofseeingmeeverydayofhislifefrommyearliestchildhood,withawhimsicalremarkontheappearanceofastoutnegrowomanwhowassittinguponastoolneartheedgeofthequay。PresentlyheobservedamiablythatIhadaveryprettylittlebarque。
Ireturnedthiscivilspeechbysayingreadily:
"NotsoprettyastheHilda。"
Atoncethecornersofhisclear—cut,sensitivemouthdroppeddismally。
"Oh,dear!Icanhardlybeartolookathernow。"
DidIknow,heaskedanxiously,thathehadlostthefigureheadofhisship;awomaninabluetunicedgedwithgold,thefaceperhapsnotsovery,verypretty,butherbarewhitearmsbeautifullyshapedandextendedasifshewereswimming?DidI?Whowouldhaveexpectedsuchathings……Aftertwentyyearstoo!
Nobodycouldhaveguessedfromhistonethatthewomanwasmadeofwood;histremblingvoice,hisagitatedmannergavetohislamentationsaludicrouslyscandalousflavour……Disappearedatnight—aclearfinenightwithjustaslightswell—inthegulfofBengal。Wentoffwithoutasplash;nooneintheshipcouldtellwhy,how,atwhathour—aftertwentyyearslastOctober……DidIeverhear!……
IassuredhimsympatheticallythatIhadneverheard—andhebecameverydoleful。Thismeantnogoodhewassure。Therewassomethinginitwhichlookedlikeawarning。ButwhenIremarkedthatsurelyanotherfigureofawomancouldbeprocuredIfoundmyselfbeingsoundlyratedformylevity。TheoldboyflushedpinkunderhiscleartanasifIhadproposedsomethingimproper。Onecouldreplacemasts,Iwastold,oralostrudder—anyworkingpartofaship;butwherewastheuseofstickingupanewfigurehead?Whatsatisfaction?Howcouldonecareforit?ItwaseasytoseethatIhadneverbeenshipmateswithafigureheadforovertwentyyears。
"Anewfigurehead!"hescoldedinunquenchableindignation。"Why!
I’vebeenawidowernowforeight—and—twentyyearscomenextMayandIwouldjustassoonthinkofgettinganewwife。You’reasbadasthatfellowJacobus。"
Iwashighlyamused。
"WhathasJacobusdone?Didhewantyoutomarryagain,Captain?"
Iinquiredinadeferentialtone。Buthewaslaunchednowandonlygrinnedfiercely。
"Procure—indeed!He’sthesortofchaptoprocureyouanythingyoulikeforaprice。Ihadn’tbeenmooredhereforanhourwhenhegotonboardandatonceofferedtosellmeafigureheadhehappenstohaveinhisyardsomewhere。HegotSmith,mymate,totalktomeaboutit。’Mr。Smith,’saysI,’don’tyouknowmebetterthanthat?AmIthesortthatwouldpickupwithanotherman’scast—offfigurehead?’Andafteralltheseyearstoo!Thewaysomeofyouyoungfellowstalk—"
Iaffectedgreatcompunction,andasIsteppedintotheboatIsaidsoberly:
"ThenIseenothingforitbuttofitinaneatfiddlehead—
perhaps。Youknow,carvedscrollwork,nicelygilt。"
Hebecameverydejectedafterhisoutburst。
"Yes。Scrollwork。Maybe。Jacobushintedatthattoo。He’sneveratalosswhenthere’sanymoneytobeextractedfromasailorman。
Hewouldmakemepaythroughthenoseforthatcarving。Agiltfiddleheaddidyousay—eh?Idaresayitwoulddoforyou。Youyoungfellowsdon’tseemtohaveanyfeelingforwhat’sproper。"
Hemadeaconvulsivegesturewithhisrightarm。
"Nevermind。Nothingcanmakemuchdifference。Iwouldjustassoonlettheoldthinggoabouttheworldwithabarecutwater,"hecriedsadly。Thenastheboatgotawayfromthestepsheraisedhisvoiceontheedgeofthequaywithcomicalanimosity:
"Iwould!Ifonlytospitethatfigurehead—procuringbloodsucker。
Iamanoldbirdhereanddon’tyouforgetit。Comeandseemeonboardsomeday!"
Ispentmyfirsteveninginportquietlyinmyship’scuddy;andgladenoughwasItothinkthattheshorelifewhichstrikesoneassopettilycomplex,discordant,andsofullofnewfacesonfirstcomingfromsea,couldbekeptoffforafewhourslonger。IwashoweverfatedtoheartheJacobusnoteoncemorebeforeIslept。
Mr。Burnshadgoneashoreaftertheeveningmealtohave,ashesaid,"alookround。"AsitwasquitedarkwhenheannouncedhisintentionIdidn’taskhimwhatitwasheexpectedtosee。Sometimeaboutmidnight,whilesittingwithabookinthesaloon,I
heardcautiousmovementsinthelobbyandhailedhimbyname。
Burnscamein,stickandhatinhand,incrediblyvulgarisedbyhissmartshoretogs,withajauntyairandanodioustwinkleinhiseye。Beingaskedtositdownhelaidhishatandstickonthetableandafterwehadtalkedofshipaffairsforalittlewhile:
"I’vebeenhearingprettytalesonshoreaboutthatship—chandlerfellowwhosnatchedthejobfromyousoneatly,sir。"
Iremonstratedwithmylatepatientforhismannerofexpressinghimself。Butheonlytossedhisheaddisdainfully。Aprettydodgeindeed:boardingastrangeshipwithbreakfastintwobasketsforallhandsandcalmlyinvitinghimselftothecaptain’stable!
Neverheardofanythingsocraftyandsoimpudentinhislife。
IfoundmyselfdefendingJacobus’sunusualmethods。
"He’sthebrotherofoneofthewealthiestmerchantsintheport。"
Themate’seyesfairlysnappedgreensparks。
"Hisgrandbrotherhasn’tspokentohimforeighteenortwentyyears,"hedeclaredtriumphantly。"Sothere!"
"Iknowallaboutthat,"Iinterruptedloftily。
"Doyousir?H’m!"Hismindwasstillrunningontheethicsofcommercialcompetition。"Idon’tliketoseeyourgoodnaturetakenadvantageof。He’sbribedthatstewardofourswithafive—
rupeenotetolethimcomedown—ortenforthatmatter。Hedon’tcare。Hewillshovethatandmoreintothebillpresently。"
"Isthatoneofthetalesyouhaveheardashore?"Iasked。
Heassuredmethathisownsensecouldtellhimthatmuch。No;
whathehadheardonshorewasthatnorespectablepersoninthewholetownwouldcomenearJacobus。Helivedinalargeold—
fashionedhouseinoneofthequietstreetswithabiggarden。
AftertellingmethisBurnsputonamysteriousair。"Hekeepsagirlshutuptherewho,theysay—"
"Isupposeyou’veheardallthisgossipinsomeeminentlyrespectableplace?"Isnappedathiminamostsarcastictone。
Theshafttold,becauseMr。Burns,likemanyotherdisagreeablepeople,wasverysensitivehimself。Heremainedasifthunderstruck,withhismouthopenforsomefurthercommunication,butIdidnotgivehimthechance。"And,anyhow,whatthedeucedoIcare?"Iadded,retiringintomyroom。
Andthiswasanaturalthingtosay。YetsomehowIwasnotindifferent。Iadmititisabsurdtobeconcernedwiththemoralsofone’sship—chandler,ifeversowellconnected;buthispersonalityhadstampeditselfuponmyfirstdayinharbour,inthewayyouknow。
AfterthisinitialexploitJacobusshowedhimselfanythingbutintrusive。Hewasoutinaboatearlyeverymorninggoingroundtheshipsheserved,andoccasionallyremainingonboardoneofthemforbreakfastwiththecaptain。
AsIdiscoveredthatthispracticewasgenerallyaccepted,Ijustnoddedtohimfamiliarlywhenonemorning,oncomingoutofmyroom,Ifoundhiminthecabin。GlancingoverthetableIsawthathisplacewasalreadylaid。Hestoodawaitingmyappearance,verybulkyandplacid,holdingabeautifulbunchofflowersinhisthickhand。Heofferedthemtomynoticewithafaint,sleepysmile。
Fromhisowngarden;hadaveryfineoldgarden;pickedthemhimselfthatmorningbeforegoingouttobusiness;thoughtIwouldlike……Heturnedaway。"Steward,canyouobligemewithsomewaterinalargejar,please。"
Iassuredhimjocularly,asItookmyplaceatthetable,thathemademefeelasifIwereaprettygirl,andthathemustn’tbesurprisedifIblushed。Buthewasbusyarranginghisfloraltributeatthesideboard。"StanditbeforetheCaptain’splate,steward,please。"Hemadethisrequestinhisusualundertone。
TheofferingwassopointedthatIcoulddonolessthantoraiseittomynose,andashesatdownnoiselesslyhebreathedouttheopinionthatafewflowersimprovednotablytheappearanceofaship’ssaloon。HewonderedwhyIdidnothaveashelffittedallroundtheskylightforflowersinpotstotakewithmetosea。Hehadaskilledworkmanabletofitupshelvesinaday,andhecouldprocuremetwoorthreedozengoodplants—
Thetipsofhisthick,roundfingersrestedcomposedlyontheedgeofthetableoneachsideofhiscupofcoffee。Hisfaceremainedimmovable。Mr。Burnswassmilingmaliciouslytohimself。I
declaredthatIhadn’ttheslightestintentionofturningmyskylightintoaconservatoryonlytokeepthecabin—tableinaperpetualmessofmouldanddeadvegetablematter。
"Rearmostbeautifulflowers,"heinsistedwithanupwardglance。
"It’snotroublereally。"
"Oh,yes,itis。Lotsoftrouble,"Icontradicted。"Andintheendsomefoolleavestheskylightopeninafreshbreeze,aflickofsaltwatergetsatthemandthewholelotisdeadinaweek。"
Mr。Burnssnortedacontemptuousapproval。Jacobusgaveupthesubjectpassively。AfteratimeheungluedhisthicklipstoaskmeifIhadseenhisbrotheryet。Iwasverycurtinmyanswer。
"No,notyet。"
"Averydifferentperson,"heremarkeddreamilyandgotup。Hismovementswereparticularlynoiseless。"Well—thankyou,Captain。
Ifanythingisnottoyourlikingpleasementionittoyoursteward。Isupposeyouwillbegivingadinnertotheoffice—
clerkspresently。"
"Whatfor?"Icriedwithsomewarmth。"IfIwereasteadytradertotheportIcouldunderstandit。Butacompletestranger!……
Imaynotturnupagainhereforyears。Idon’tseewhy!……Doyoumeantosayitiscustomary?"
"Itwillbeexpectedfromamanlikeyou,"hebreathedoutplacidly。"Eightoftheprincipalclerks,themanager,that’snine,youthreegentlemen,that’stwelve。Itneedn’tbeveryexpensive。Ifyoutellyourstewardtogivemeaday’snotice—"
"Itwillbeexpectedofme!Whyshoulditbeexpectedofme?IsitbecauseIlookparticularlysoft—orwhat?
Hisimmobilitystruckmeasdignifiedsuddenly,hisimperturbablequalityasdangerous。"There’splentyoftimetothinkaboutthat,"Iconcludedweaklywithagesturethattriedtowavehimaway。Butbeforehedepartedhetooktimetomentionregretfullythathehadnotyethadthepleasureofseeingmeathis"store"tosamplethosecigars。Hehadaparcelofsixthousandtodisposeof,verycheap。
"Ithinkitwouldbeworthyourwhiletosecuresome,"headdedwithafat,melancholysmileandleftthecabin。
Mr。Burnsstruckhisfistonthetableexcitedly。
"Didyoueverseesuchimpudence!He’smadeuphismindtogetsomethingoutofyouonewayoranother,sir。"
AtoncefeelinginclinedtodefendJacobus,Iobservedphilosophicallythatallthiswasbusiness,Isupposed。Butmyabsurdmate,mutteringbrokendisjointedsentences,suchas:"I
cannotbear!……Markmywords!……"andsoon,flungoutofthecabin。IfIhadn’tnursedhimthroughthatdeadlyfeverI
wouldn’thavesufferedsuchmannersforasingleday。
CHAPTERIII
JacobushavingputmeinmindofhiswealthybrotherIconcludedI
wouldpaythatbusinesscallatonce。Ihadbythattimeheardalittlemoreofhim。HewasamemberoftheCouncil,wherehemadehimselfobjectionabletotheauthorities。Heexercisedaconsiderableinfluenceonpublicopinion。Lotsofpeopleowedhimmoney。Hewasanimporteronagreatscaleofallsortsofgoods。
Forinstance,thewholesupplyofbagsforsugarwaspracticallyinhishands。ThislastfactIdidnotlearntillafterwards。Thegeneralimpressionconveyedtomewasthatofalocalpersonage。
Hewasabachelorandgaveweeklycard—partiesinhishouseoutoftown,whichwereattendedbythebestpeopleinthecolony。
Thegreater,then,wasmysurprisetodiscoverhisofficeinshabbysurroundings,quiteawayfromthebusinessquarter,amongstalotofhovels。Guidedbyablackboardwithwhitelettering,Iclimbedanarrowwoodenstaircaseandenteredaroomwithabarefloorofplankslitteredwithbitsofbrownpaperandwispsofpackingstraw。Agreatnumberofwhatlookedlikewine—caseswerepiledupagainstoneofthewalls。Alanky,inky,light—yellow,mulattoyouth,miserablylong—neckedandgenerallyrecallingasickchicken,gotoffathree—leggedstoolbehindacheapdealdeskandfacedmeasifgonedumbwithfright。Ihadsomedifficultyinpersuadinghimtotakeinmyname,thoughIcouldnotgetfromhimthenatureofhisobjection。HediditatlastwithanalmostagonisedreluctancewhichceasedtobemysterioustomewhenI
heardhimbeingswornatmenacinglywithsavage,suppressedgrowls,thenaudiblycuffedandfinallykickedoutwithoutanyconcealmentwhatever;becausehecamebackflyingheadforemostthroughthedoorwithastifledshriek。
TosayIwasstartledwouldnotexpressit。Iremainedstill,likeamanlostinadream。Clappingbothhishandstothatpartofhisfrailanatomywhichhadreceivedtheshock,thepoorwretchsaidtomesimply:
"Willyougoin,please。"Hislamentableself—possessionwaswonderful;butitdidnotdoawaywiththeincredibilityoftheexperience。ApreposterousnotionthatIhadseenthisboysomewherebefore,athingobviouslyimpossible,waslikeadelicatefinishingtouchofweirdnessaddedtoascenefittoraisedoubtsastoone’ssanity。Istaredanxiouslyaboutmelikeanawakenedsomnambulist。
"Isay,"Icriedloudly,"thereisn’tamistake,isthere?ThisisMr。Jacobus’soffice。"
Theboygazedatmewithapainedexpression—andsomehowsofamiliar!Avoicewithingrowledoffensively:
"Comein,comein,sinceyouarethere……Ididn’tknow。"
Icrossedtheouterroomasoneapproachesthedenofsomeunknownwildbeast;withintrepiditybutinsomeexcitement。Onlynowildbeastthateverlivedwouldrouseone’sindignation;thepowertodothatbelongstotheodiousnessofthehumanbrute。AndIwasveryindignant,whichdidnotpreventmefrombeingatoncestruckbytheextraordinaryresemblanceofthetwobrothers。
Thisonewasdarkinsteadofbeingfairliketheother;buthewasasbig。Hewaswithouthiscoatandwaistcoat;hehadbeendoubtlesssnoozingintherocking—chairwhichstoodinacornerfurthestfromthewindow。Abovethegreatbulkofhiscrumpledwhiteshirt,buttonedwiththreediamondstuds,hisroundfacelookedswarthy。Itwasmoist;hisbrownmoustachehunglimpandragged。Hepushedacommon,cane—bottomedchairtowardsmewithhisfoot。
"Sitdown。"
Iglancedatitcasually,then,turningmyindignanteyesfulluponhim,IdeclaredinpreciseandincisivetonesthatIhadcalledinobediencetomyowners’instructions。
"Oh!Yes。H’m!Ididn’tunderstandwhatthatfoolwassaying……Butnevermind!Itwillteachthescoundreltodisturbmeatthistimeoftheday,"headded,grinningatmewithsavagecynicism。
Ilookedatmywatch。Itwaspastthreeo’clock—quitethefullswingofafternoonofficeworkintheport。Hesnarledimperiously:"Sitdown,Captain。"
Iacknowledgedthegraciousinvitationbysayingdeliberately:
"Icanlistentoallyoumayhavetosaywithoutsittingdown。"
Emittingaloudandvehement"Pshaw!"heglaredforamoment,veryround—eyedandfierce。Itwaslikeagigantictomcatspittingatonesuddenly。"Lookathim!……Whatdoyoufancyyourselftobe?Whatdidyoucomeherefor?Ifyouwon’tsitdownandtalkbusinessyouhadbettergotothedevil。"
"Idon’tknowhimpersonally,"Isaid。"ButafterthisIwouldn’tmindcallingonhim。Itwouldberefreshingtomeetagentleman。"
Hefollowedme,growlingbehindmyback:
"Theimpudence!I’veagoodmindtowritetoyourownerswhatI
thinkofyou。"
Iturnedonhimforamoment:
"AsithappensIdon’tcare。FormypartIassureyouIwon’teventakethetroubletomentionyoutothem。"
HestoppedatthedoorofhisofficewhileItraversedthelitteredanteroom。Ithinkhewassomewhattakenaback。
"Iwillbreakeveryboneinyourbody,"heroaredsuddenlyatthemiserablemulattolad,"ifyoueverdaretodisturbmebeforehalf—
pastthreeforanybody。D’yehear?Foranybody!……Letaloneanydamnedskipper,"headded,inalowergrowl。
Thefrailyoungster,swayinglikeareed,madealowmoaningsound。
Istoppedshortandaddressedthissuffererwithadvice。Itwaspromptedbythesightofahammer(usedforopeningthewine—cases,Isuppose)whichwaslyingonthefloor。
"IfIwereyou,myboy,IwouldhavethatthingupmysleevewhenI
wentinnextandatthefirstoccasionIwould—"
Whatwastheresofamiliarinthatlad’syellowface?Entrenchedandquakingbehindtheflimsydesk,heneverlookedup。Hisheavy,loweredeyelidsgavemesuddenlytheclueofthepuzzle。Heresembled—yes,thosethickgluedlips—heresembledthebrothersJacobus。Heresembledboth,thewealthymerchantandthepushingshopkeeper(whoresembledeachother);heresembledthemasmuchasathin,light—yellowmulattoladmayresembleabig,stout,middle—
agedwhiteman。Itwastheexoticcomplexionandtheslightnessofhisbuildwhichhadputmeoffsocompletely。NowIsawinhimunmistakablytheJacobusstrain,weakened,attenuated,dilutedasitwereinabucketofwater—andIrefrainedfromfinishingmyspeech。Ihadintendedtosay:"Crackthisbrute’sheadforhim。"
Istillfelttheconclusiontobesound。Butitisnotriflingresponsibilitytocounselparricidetoanyone,howeverdeeplyinjured。
"Beggarly—cheeky—skippers。"
Idespisedtheemphaticgrowlatmyback;only,beingmuchvexedandupset,IregrettosaythatIslammedthedoorbehindmeinamostundignifiedmanner。
ItmaynotappearaltogetherabsurdifIsaythatIbroughtoutfromthatinterviewakindlierviewoftheotherJacobus。Itwaswithafeelingresemblingpartisanshipthat,afewdayslater,I
calledathis"store。"Thatlong,cavern—likeplaceofbusiness,verydimatthebackandstuffedfullofallsortsofgoods,wasenteredfromthestreetbyaloftyarchway。AtthefarendIsawmyJacobusexertinghimselfinhisshirt—sleevesamonghisassistants。Thecaptains’roomwasasmall,vaultedapartmentwithastonefloorandheavyironbarsinitswindowslikeadungeonconvertedtohospitablepurposes。Acoupleofcheerfulbottlesandseveralgleamingglassesmadeabrilliantclusterroundatall,coolredearthenwarepitcheronthecentretablewhichwaslitteredwithnewspapersfromallpartsoftheworld。Awell—groomedstrangerinasmartgreychecksuit,sittingwithonelegflungoverhisknee,putdownoneofthesesheetsbrisklyandnoddedtome。
Iguessedhimtobeasteamer—captain。Itwasimpossibletogettoknowthesemen。Theycameandwenttooquicklyandtheirshipslaymooredfarout,attheveryentranceoftheharbour。Theirswasanotherlifealtogether。Heyawnedslightly。
"Dullhole,isn’tit?"
Iunderstoodthistoalludetothetown。
"Doyoufinditso?"Imurmured。
"Don’tyou?ButI’moffto—morrow,thankgoodness。"
Hewasaverygentlemanlyperson,good—naturedandsuperior。I
watchedhimdrawtheopenboxofcigarstohissideofthetable,takeabigcigar—caseoutofhispocketandbegintofillitverymethodically。Presently,onoureyesmeeting,hewinkedlikeacommonmortalandinvitedmetofollowhisexample。"Theyarereallydecentsmokes。"Ishookmyhead。
"Iamnotoffto—morrow。"
"Whatofthat?ThinkIamabusingoldJacobus’shospitality?
Heavens!Itgoesintothebill,ofcourse。Hespreadssuchlittlemattersalloverhisaccount。Hecantakecareofhimself!Why,it’sbusiness—"
Inotedashadowfalloverhiswell—satisfiedexpression,amomentaryhesitationinclosinghiscigar—case。Butheendedbyputtingitinhispocketjauntily。Aplacidvoiceutteredinthedoorway:"That’squitecorrect,Captain。"
ThelargenoiselessJacobusadvancedintotheroom。Hisquietness,inthecircumstances,amountedtocordiality。Hehadputonhisjacketbeforejoiningus,andhesatdowninthechairvacatedbythesteamer—man,whonoddedagaintomeandwentoutwithashort,jarringlaugh。Aprofoundsilencereigned。WithhisdrowsystareJacobusseemedtobeslumberingopen—eyed。Yet,somehow,Iwasawareofbeingprofoundlyscrutinisedbythoseheavyeyes。Intheenormouscavernofthestoresomebodybegantonaildownacase,expertly:tap—tap……tap—tap—tap。
Twootherexperts,oneslowandnasal,theothershrillandsnappy,startedcheckinganinvoice。
"Ahalf—coilofthree—inchmanillarope。"
"Right!"
"Sixassortedshackles。"
"Right!"
"Sixtinsassortedsoups,threeofpate,twoasparagus,fourteenpoundstobacco,cabin。"
"Right!"
"It’sforthecaptainwhowasherejustnow,"breathedouttheimmovableJacobus。"Thesesteamerordersareverysmall。Theypickupwhattheywantastheygoalong。ThatmanwillbeinSamaranginlessthanafortnight。Verysmallordersindeed。"
Thecallingoveroftheitemswentonintheshop;anextraordinaryjumbleofvariedarticles,paint—brushes,YorkshireRelish,etc。,etc……"Threesacksofbestpotatoes,"readoutthenasalvoice。
AtthisJacobusblinkedlikeasleepingmanrousedbyashake,anddisplayedsomeanimation。Athisorder,shoutedintotheshop,asmirkinghalf—casteclerkwithhisringletsmuchoiledandwithapenstuckbehindhisear,broughtinasampleofsixpotatoeswhichheparadedinarowonthetable。
BeingurgedtolookattheirbeautyIgavethemacoldandhostileglance。Calmly,JacobusproposedthatIshouldordertenorfifteentons—tons!Icouldn’tbelievemyears。Mycrewcouldnothaveeatensuchalotinayear;andpotatoes(excusethesepracticalremarks)areahighlyperishablecommodity。Ithoughthewasjoking—orelsetryingtofindoutwhetherIwasanunutterableidiot。Buthispurposewasnotsosimple。I
discoveredthathemeantmetobuythemonmyownaccount。
"Iamproposingyouabitofbusiness,Captain。Iwouldn’tchargeyouagreatprice。"
ItoldhimthatIdidnotgoinfortrade。IevenaddedgrimlythatIknewonlytoowellhowthatsortofspec。generallyended。