MissPolewasevidentlyanxioustoprovethatsuchterribleeventshadoccurredwithinherexperiencethatshewasjustifiedinhersuddenpanic;andMissMattydidnotliketobeoutdone,andcappedeverystorywithoneyetmorehorrible,tillitremindedmeoddlyenough,ofanoldstoryIhadreadsomewhere,ofanightingaleandamusician,whostroveoneagainsttheotherwhichcouldproducethemostadmirablemusic,tillpoorPhilomeldroppeddowndead。
OneofthestoriesthathauntedmeforalongtimeafterwardswasofagirlwhowasleftinchargeofagreathouseinCumberlandonsomeparticularfair—day,whentheotherservantsallwentofftothegaieties。ThefamilywereawayinLondon,andapedlarcameby,andaskedtoleavehislargeandheavypackinthekitchen,sayinghewouldcallforitagainatnight;andthegirl(agamekeeper’sdaughter),roamingaboutinsearchofamusement,chancedtohituponagunhangingupinthehall,andtookitdowntolookatthechasing;anditwentoffthroughtheopenkitchendoor,hitthepack,andaslowdarkthreadofbloodcameoozingout。(HowMissPoleenjoyedthispartofthestory,dwellingoneachwordasifshelovedit!)Sheratherhurriedoverthefurtheraccountofthegirl’sbravery,andIhavebutaconfusedideathat,somehow,shebaffledtherobberswithItalianirons,heatedred—
hot,andthenrestoredtoblacknessbybeingdippedingrease。
Wepartedforthenightwithanawe—strickenwonderastowhatweshouldhearofinthemorning—and,onmypart,withavehementdesireforthenighttobeoverandgone:Iwassoafraidlesttherobbersshouldhaveseen,fromsomedarklurking—place,thatMissPolehadcarriedoffherplate,andthushaveadoublemotiveforattackingourhouse。
ButuntilLadyGlenmirecametocallnextdayweheardofnothingunusual。Thekitchenfire—ironswereinexactlythesamepositionagainstthebackdooraswhenMarthaandIhadskilfullypiledthemup,likespillikins,readytofallwithanawfulclatterifonlyacathadtouchedtheoutsidepanels。Ihadwonderedwhatweshouldalldoifthusawakenedandalarmed,andhadproposedtoMissMattythatweshouldcoverupourfacesunderthebedclothessothatthereshouldbenodangeroftherobbersthinkingthatwecouldidentifythem;butMissMatty,whowastremblingverymuch,scoutedthisidea,andsaidweowedittosocietytoapprehendthem,andthatsheshouldcertainlydoherbesttolayholdofthemandlockthemupinthegarrettillmorning。
WhenLadyGlenmirecame,wealmostfeltjealousofher。MrsJamieson’shousehadreallybeenattacked;atleastthereweremen’sfootstepstobeseenontheflowerborders,underneaththekitchenwindows,"wherenaemenshouldbe;"andCarlohadbarkedallthroughthenightasifstrangerswereabroad。MrsJamiesonhadbeenawakenedbyLadyGlenmire,andtheyhadrungthebellwhichcommunicatedwithMrMulliner’sroominthethirdstorey,andwhenhisnight—cappedheadhadappearedoverthebannisters,inanswertothesummons,theyhadtoldhimoftheiralarm,andthereasonsforit;whereuponheretreatedintohisbedroom,andlockedthedoor(forfearofdraughts,asheinformedtheminthemorning),andopenedthewindow,andcalledoutvaliantlytosay,ifthesupposedrobberswouldcometohimhewouldfightthem;but,asLadyGlenmireobserved,thatwasbutpoorcomfort,sincetheywouldhavetopassbyMrsJamieson’sroomandherownbeforetheycouldreachhim,andmustbeofaverypugnaciousdispositionindeediftheyneglectedtheopportunitiesofrobberypresentedbytheunguardedlowerstoreys,togouptoagarret,andthereforceadoorinordertogetatthechampionofthehouse。LadyGlenmire,afterwaitingandlisteningforsometimeinthedrawing—
room,hadproposedtoMrsJamiesonthattheyshouldgotobed;butthatladysaidsheshouldnotfeelcomfortableunlessshesatupandwatched;and,accordingly,shepackedherselfwarmlyuponthesofa,whereshewasfoundbythehousemaid,whenshecameintotheroomatsixo’clock,fastasleep;butLadyGlenmirewenttobed,andkeptawakeallnight。
WhenMissPoleheardofthis,shenoddedherheadingreatsatisfaction。ShehadbeensureweshouldhearofsomethinghappeninginCranfordthatnight;andwehadheard。Itwasclearenoughtheyhadfirstproposedtoattackherhouse;butwhentheysawthatsheandBettywereontheirguard,andhadcarriedofftheplate,theyhadchangedtheirtacticsandgonetoMrsJamieson’s,andnooneknewwhatmighthavehappenedifCarlohadnotbarked,likeagooddogashewas!
PoorCarlo!hisbarkingdayswerenearlyover。Whetherthegangwhoinfestedtheneighbourhoodwereafraidofhim,orwhethertheywererevengefulenough,forthewayinwhichhehadbaffledthemonthenightinquestion,topoisonhim;orwhether,assomeamongthemoreuneducatedpeoplethought,hediedofapoplexy,broughtonbytoomuchfeedingandtoolittleexercise;atanyrate,itiscertainthat,twodaysafterthiseventfulnight,Carlowasfounddead,withhispoorlegsstretchedoutstiffintheattitudeofrunning,asifbysuchunusualexertionhecouldescapethesurepursuer,Death。
WewereallsorryforCarlo,theoldfamiliarfriendwhohadsnappedatusforsomanyyears;andthemysteriousmodeofhisdeathmadeusveryuncomfortable。CouldSignorBrunonibeatthebottomofthis?Hehadapparentlykilledacanarywithonlyawordofcommand;hiswillseemedofdeadlyforce;whoknewbutwhathemightyetbelingeringintheneighbourhoodwillingallsortsofawfulthings!
Wewhisperedthesefanciesamongourselvesintheevenings;butinthemorningsourcouragecamebackwiththedaylight,andinaweek’stimewehadgotovertheshockofCarlo’sdeath;allbutMrsJamieson。She,poorthing,feltitasshehadfeltnoeventsinceherhusband’sdeath;indeed,MissPolesaid,thatastheHonourableMrJamiesondrankagooddeal,andoccasionedhermuchuneasiness,itwaspossiblethatCarlo’sdeathmightbethegreateraffliction。
ButtherewasalwaysatingeofcynicisminMissPole’sremarks。
However,onethingwasclearandcertain—itwasnecessaryforMrsJamiesontohavesomechangeofscene;andMrMullinerwasveryimpressiveonthispoint,shakinghisheadwheneverweinquiredafterhismistress,andspeakingofherlossofappetiteandbadnightsveryominously;andwithjusticetoo,forifshehadtwocharacteristicsinhernaturalstateofhealththeywereafacilityofeatingandsleeping。Ifshecouldneithereatnorsleep,shemustbeindeedoutofspiritsandoutofhealth。
LadyGlenmire(whohadevidentlytakenverykindlytoCranford)didnotliketheideaofMrsJamieson’sgoingtoCheltenham,andmorethanonceinsinuatedprettyplainlythatitwasMrMulliner’sdoing,whohadbeenmuchalarmedontheoccasionofthehousebeingattacked,andsincehadsaid,morethanonce,thathefeltitaveryresponsiblechargetohavetodefendsomanywomen。Bethatasitmight,MrsJamiesonwenttoCheltenham,escortedbyMrMulliner;andLadyGlenmireremainedinpossessionofthehouse,herostensibleofficebeingtotakecarethatthemaid—servantsdidnotpickupfollowers。Shemadeaverypleasant—lookingdragon;
and,assoonasitwasarrangedforherstayinCranford,shefoundoutthatMrsJamieson’svisittoCheltenhamwasjustthebestthingintheworld。ShehadletherhouseinEdinburgh,andwasforthetimehouse—less,sothechargeofhersister—in—law’scomfortableabodewasveryconvenientandacceptable。
MissPolewasverymuchinclinedtoinstalherselfasaheroine,becauseofthedecidedstepsshehadtakeninflyingfromthetwomenandonewoman,whomsheentitled"thatmurderousgang。"Shedescribedtheirappearanceinglowingcolours,andInoticedthateverytimeshewentoverthestorysomefreshtraitofvillainywasaddedtotheirappearance。Onewastall—hegrewtobegiganticinheightbeforewehaddonewithhim;heofcoursehadblackhair—andby—and—byithunginelf—locksoverhisforeheadanddownhisback。Theotherwasshortandbroad—andahumpsproutedoutonhisshoulderbeforeweheardthelastofhim;hehadredhair—
whichdeepenedintocarroty;andshewasalmostsurehehadacastintheeye—adecidedsquint。Asforthewoman,hereyesglared,andshewasmasculine—looking—aperfectvirago;mostprobablyamandressedinwoman’sclothes;afterwards,weheardofabeardonherchin,andamanlyvoiceandastride。
IfMissPolewasdelightedtorecounttheeventsofthatafternoontoallinquirers,otherswerenotsoproudoftheiradventuresintherobberyline。MrHoggins,thesurgeon,hadbeenattackedathisowndoorbytworuffians,whowereconcealedintheshadowoftheporch,andsoeffectuallysilencedhimthathewasrobbedintheintervalbetweenringinghisbellandtheservant’sansweringit。MissPolewassureitwouldturnoutthatthisrobberyhadbeencommitedby"hermen,"andwenttheverydaysheheardthereporttohaveherteethexamined,andtoquestionMrHoggins。Shecametousafterwards;soweheardwhatshehadheard,straightanddirectfromthesource,whilewewereyetintheexcitementandflutteroftheagitationcausedbythefirstintelligence;fortheeventhadonlyoccurredthenightbefore。
"Well!"saidMissPole,sittingdownwiththedecisionofapersonwhohasmadeuphermindastothenatureoflifeandtheworld(andsuchpeoplenevertreadlightly,orseatthemselveswithoutabump),"well,MissMatty!menwillbemen。Everymother’ssonofthemwishestobeconsideredSamsonandSolomonrolledintoone—
toostrongevertobebeatenordiscomfited—toowiseevertobeoutwitted。Ifyouwillnotice,theyhavealwaysforeseenevents,thoughtheynevertelloneforone’swarningbeforetheeventshappen。Myfatherwasaman,andIknowthesexprettywell。"
Shehadtalkedherselfoutofbreath,andweshouldhavebeenverygladtofillupthenecessarypauseaschorus,butwedidnotexactlyknowwhattosay,orwhichmanhadsuggestedthisdiatribeagainstthesex;soweonlyjoinedingenerally,withagraveshakeofthehead,andasoftmurmurof"Theyareveryincomprehensible,certainly!"
"Now,onlythink,"saidshe。"There,Ihaveundergonetheriskofhavingoneofmyremainingteethdrawn(foroneisterriblyatthemercyofanysurgeon—dentist;andI,forone,alwaysspeakthemfairtillIhavegotmymouthoutoftheirclutches),and,afterall,MrHogginsistoomuchofamantoownthathewasrobbedlastnight。"
"Notrobbed!"exclaimedthechorus。
"Don’ttellme!"MissPoleexclaimed,angrythatwecouldbeforamomentimposedupon。"Ibelievehewasrobbed,justasBettytoldme,andheisashamedtoownit;and,tobesure,itwasverysillyofhimtoberobbedjustathisowndoor;Idaresayhefeelsthatsuchathingwon’traisehimintheeyesofCranfordsociety,andisanxioustoconcealit—butheneednothavetriedtoimposeuponme,bysayingImusthaveheardanexaggeratedaccountofsomepettytheftofaneckofmutton,which,itseems,wasstolenoutofthesafeinhisyardlastweek;hehadtheimpertinencetoadd,hebelievedthatthatwastakenbythecat。Ihavenodoubt,ifI
couldgetatthebottomofit,itwasthatIrishmandressedupinwoman’sclothes,whocamespyingaboutmyhouse,withthestoryaboutthestarvingchildren。"
AfterwehaddulycondemnedthewantofcandourwhichMrHogginshadevinced,andabusedmeningeneral,takinghimfortherepresentativeandtype,wegotroundtothesubjectaboutwhichwehadbeentalkingwhenMissPolecamein;namely,howfar,inthepresentdisturbedstateofthecountry,wecouldventuretoacceptaninvitationwhichMissMattyhadjustreceivedfromMrsForrester,tocomeasusualandkeeptheanniversaryofherwedding—daybydrinkingteawithheratfiveo’clock,andplayingaquietpoolafterwards。MrsForresterhadsaidthatsheaskeduswithsomediffidence,becausetheroadswere,shefeared,veryunsafe。Butshesuggestedthatperhapsoneofuswouldnotobjecttotakethesedan,andthattheothers,bywalkingbriskly,mightkeepupwiththelongtrotofthechairmen,andsowemightallarrivesafelyatOverPlace,asuburbofthetown。(No;thatistoolargeanexpression:asmallclusterofhousesseparatedfromCranfordbyabouttwohundredyardsofadarkandlonelylane。)
TherewasnodoubtbutthatasimilarnotewasawaitingMissPoleathome;sohercallwasaveryfortunateaffair,asitenabledustoconsulttogether。Wewouldallmuchratherhavedeclinedthisinvitation;butwefeltthatitwouldnotbequitekindtoMrsForrester,whowouldotherwisebelefttoasolitaryretrospectofhernotveryhappyorfortunatelife。MissMattyandMissPolehadbeenvisitorsonthisoccasionformanyyears,andnowtheygallantlydeterminedtonailtheircolourstothemast,andtogothroughDarknessLaneratherthanfailinloyaltytotheirfriend。
Butwhentheeveningcame,MissMatty(foritwasshewhowasvotedintothechair,asshehadacold),beforebeingshutdowninthesedan,likejack—in—a—box,imploredthechairmen,whatevermightbefall,nottorunawayandleaveherfastenedupthere,tobemurdered;andevenaftertheyhadpromised,Isawhertightenherfeaturesintothesterndeterminationofamartyr,andshegavemeamelancholyandominousshakeoftheheadthroughtheglass。
However,wegottheresafely,onlyratheroutofbreath,foritwaswhocouldtrothardestthroughDarknessLane,andIamafraidpoorMissMattywassadlyjolted。
MrsForresterhadmadeextrapreparations,inacknowledgmentofourexertionincomingtoseeherthroughsuchdangers。Theusualformsofgenteelignoranceastowhatherservantsmightsendupwereallgonethrough;andharmonyandPreferenceseemedlikelytobetheorderoftheevening,butforaninterestingconversationthatbeganIdon’tknowhow,butwhichhadrelation,ofcourse,totherobberswhoinfestedtheneighbourhoodofCranford。
HavingbravedthedangersofDarknessLane,andthushavingalittlestockofreputationforcouragetofallbackupon;andalso,Idaresay,desirousofprovingourselvessuperiortomen(VIDELICET
MrHoggins)inthearticleofcandour,webegantorelateourindividualfears,andtheprivateprecautionsweeachofustook。
Iownedthatmypetapprehensionwaseyes—eyeslookingatme,andwatchingme,glitteringoutfromsomedull,flat,woodensurface;
andthatifIdaredtogouptomylooking—glasswhenIwaspanic—
stricken,Ishouldcertainlyturnitround,withitsbacktowardsme,forfearofseeingeyesbehindmelookingoutofthedarkness。
IsawMissMattynervingherselfupforaconfession;andatlastoutitcame。Sheownedthat,eversinceshehadbeenagirl,shehaddreadedbeingcaughtbyherlastleg,justasshewasgettingintobed,bysomeoneconcealedunderit。Shesaid,whenshewasyoungerandmoreactive,sheusedtotakeaflyingleapfromadistance,andsobringbothherlegsupsafelyintobedatonce;
butthatthishadalwaysannoyedDeborah,whopiquedherselfupongettingintobedgracefully,andshehadgivenitupinconsequence。Butnowtheoldterrorwouldoftencomeoverher,especiallysinceMissPole’shousehadbeenattacked(wehadgotquitetobelieveinthefactoftheattackhavingtakenplace),andyetitwasveryunpleasanttothinkoflookingunderabed,andseeingamanconcealed,withagreat,fiercefacestaringoutatyou;soshehadbethoughtherselfofsomething—perhapsIhadnoticedthatshehadtoldMarthatobuyherapennyball,suchaschildrenplaywith—andnowsherolledthisballunderthebedeverynight:ifitcameoutontheotherside,wellandgood;ifnotshealwaystookcaretohaveherhandonthebell—rope,andmeanttocalloutJohnandHarry,justasifsheexpectedmen—
servantstoanswerherring。
Weallapplaudedthisingeniouscontrivance,andMissMattysankbackintosatisfiedsilence,withalookatMrsForresterasiftoaskforHERprivateweakness。
MrsForresterlookedaskanceatMissPole,andtriedtochangethesubjectalittlebytellingusthatshehadborrowedaboyfromoneoftheneighbouringcottagesandpromisedhisparentsahundredweightofcoalsatChristmas,andhissuppereveryevening,fortheloanofhimatnights。Shehadinstructedhiminhispossibledutieswhenhefirstcame;and,findinghimsensible,shehadgivenhimtheMajor’ssword(theMajorwasherlatehusband),anddesiredhimtoputitverycarefullybehindhispillowatnight,turningtheedgetowardstheheadofthepillow。Hewasasharplad,shewassure;for,spyingouttheMajor’scockedhat,hehadsaid,ifhemighthavethattowear,hewassurehecouldfrightentwoEnglishmen,orfourFrenchmenanyday。Butshehadimpresseduponhimanewthathewastolosenotimeinputtingonhatsoranythingelse;but,ifheheardanynoise,hewastorunatitwithhisdrawnsword。Onmysuggestingthatsomeaccidentmightoccurfromsuchslaughterousandindiscriminatedirections,andthathemightrushonJennygettinguptowash,andhavespittedherbeforehehaddiscoveredthatshewasnotaFrenchman,MrsForrestersaidshedidnotthinkthatthatwaslikely,forhewasaverysoundsleeper,andgenerallyhadtobewellshakenorcold—
piggedinamorningbeforetheycouldrousehim。Shesometimesthoughtsuchdeadsleepmustbeowingtotheheartysuppersthepoorladate,forhewashalf—starvedathome,andshetoldJennytoseethathegotagoodmealatnight。
StillthiswasnoconfessionofMrsForrester’speculiartimidity,andweurgedhertotelluswhatshethoughtwouldfrightenhermorethananything。Shepaused,andstirredthefire,andsnuffedthecandles,andthenshesaid,inasoundingwhisper—
"Ghosts!"
ShelookedatMissPole,asmuchastosay,shehaddeclaredit,andwouldstandbyit。Suchalookwasachallengeinitself。
MissPolecamedownuponherwithindigestion,spectralillusions,opticaldelusions,andagreatdealoutofDrFerrierandDrHibbertbesides。MissMattyhadratheraleaningtoghosts,asI
havementionedbefore,andwhatlittleshedidsaywasallonMrsForrester’sside,who,emboldenedbysympathy,protestedthatghostswereapartofherreligion;thatsurelyshe,thewidowofamajorinthearmy,knewwhattobefrightenedat,andwhatnot;inshort,IneversawMrsForrestersowarmeitherbeforeorsince,forshewasagentle,meek,enduringoldladyinmostthings。Notalltheelder—winethateverwasmulledcouldthisnightwashouttheremembranceofthisdifferencebetweenMissPoleandherhostess。Indeed,whentheelder—winewasbroughtin,itgaverisetoanewburstofdiscussion;forJenny,thelittlemaidenwhostaggeredunderthetray,hadtogiveevidenceofhavingseenaghostwithherowneyes,notsomanynightsago,inDarknessLane,theverylaneweweretogothroughonourwayhome。
Inspiteoftheuncomfortablefeelingwhichthislastconsiderationgaveme,IcouldnothelpbeingamusedatJenny’sposition,whichwasexceedinglylikethatofawitnessbeingexaminedandcross—
examinedbytwocounselwhoarenotatallscrupulousaboutaskingleadingquestions。TheconclusionIarrivedatwas,thatJennyhadcertainlyseensomethingbeyondwhatafitofindigestionwouldhavecaused。Aladyallinwhite,andwithoutherhead,waswhatshedeposedandadheredto,supportedbyaconsciousnessofthesecretsympathyofhermistressunderthewitheringscornwithwhichMissPoleregardedher。Andnotonlyshe,butmanyothers,hadseenthisheadlesslady,whosatbytheroadsidewringingherhandsasindeepgrief。MrsForresterlookedatusfromtimetotimewithanairofconscioustriumph;butthenshehadnottopassthroughDarknessLanebeforeshecouldburyherselfbeneathherownfamiliarbed—clothes。
Wepreservedadiscreetsilenceastotheheadlessladywhilewewereputtingonourthingstogohome,fortherewasnoknowinghowneartheghostlyheadandearsmightbe,orwhatspiritualconnectiontheymightbekeepingupwiththeunhappybodyinDarknessLane;and,therefore,evenMissPolefeltthatitwasaswellnottospeaklightlyonsuchsubjects,forfearofvexingorinsultingthatwoebegonetrunk。Atleast,soIconjecture;for,insteadofthebusyclatterusualintheoperation,wetiedonourcloaksassadlyasmutesatafuneral。MissMattydrewthecurtainsroundthewindowsofthechairtoshutoutdisagreeablesights,andthemen(eitherbecausetheywereinspiritsthattheirlaboursweresonearlyended,orbecausetheyweregoingdownhill),setoffatsucharoundandmerrypace,thatitwasallMissPoleandIcoulddotokeepupwiththem。Shehadbreathfornothingbeyondanimploring"Don’tleaveme!"utteredassheclutchedmyarmsotightlythatIcouldnothavequittedher,ghostornoghost。Whatareliefitwaswhenthemen,wearyoftheirburdenandtheirquicktrot,stoppedjustwhereHeadingleyCausewaybranchesofffromDarknessLane!MissPoleunloosedmeandcaughtatoneofthemen—
"Couldnotyou—couldnotyoutakeMissMattyroundbyHeadingleyCauseway?—thepavementinDarknessLanejoltsso,andsheisnotverystrong。"
Asmotheredvoicewasheardfromtheinsideofthechair—
"Oh!praygoon!Whatisthematter?Whatisthematter?Iwillgiveyousixpencemoretogoonveryfast;praydon’tstophere。"
"AndI’llgiveyouashilling,"saidMissPole,withtremulousdignity,"ifyou’llgobyHeadingleyCauseway。"
Thetwomengruntedacquiescenceandtookupthechair,andwentalongthecauseway,whichcertainlyansweredMissPole’skindpurposeofsavingMissMatty’sbones;foritwascoveredwithsoft,thickmud,andevenafalltherewouldhavebeeneasytillthegetting—upcame,whentheremighthavebeensomedifficultyinextrication。
CHAPTERXI—SAMUELBROWN
THEnextmorningImetLadyGlenmireandMissPolesettingoutonalongwalktofindsomeoldwomanwhowasfamousintheneighbourhoodforherskillinknittingwoollenstockings。MissPolesaidtome,withasmilehalf—kindlyandhalf—contemptuousuponhercountenance,"IhavebeenjusttellingLadyGlenmireofourpoorfriendMrsForrester,andherterrorofghosts。Itcomesfromlivingsomuchalone,andlisteningtothebug—a—boostoriesofthatJennyofhers。"ShewassocalmandsomuchabovesuperstitiousfearsherselfthatIwasalmostashamedtosayhowgladIhadbeenofherHeadingleyCausewaypropositionthenightbefore,andturnedofftheconversationtosomethingelse。
IntheafternoonMissPolecalledonMissMattytotellheroftheadventure—therealadventuretheyhadmetwithontheirmorning’swalk。Theyhadbeenperplexedabouttheexactpathwhichtheyweretotakeacrossthefieldsinordertofindtheknittingoldwoman,andhadstoppedtoinquireatalittlewaysidepublic—house,standingonthehighroadtoLondon,aboutthreemilesfromCranford。Thegoodwomanhadaskedthemtositdownandrestthemselveswhileshefetchedherhusband,whocoulddirectthembetterthanshecould;and,whiletheyweresittinginthesandedparlour,alittlegirlcamein。Theythoughtthatshebelongedtothelandlady,andbegansometriflingconversationwithher;but,onMrsRoberts’sreturn,shetoldthemthatthelittlethingwastheonlychildofacouplewhowerestayinginthehouse。Andthenshebeganalongstory,outofwhichLadyGlenmireandMissPolecouldonlygatheroneortwodecidedfacts,whichwerethat,aboutsixweeksago,alightspring—carthadbrokendownjustbeforetheirdoor,inwhichthereweretwomen,onewoman,andthischild。
Oneofthemenwasseriouslyhurt—nobonesbroken,only"shaken,"
thelandladycalledit;buthehadprobablysustainedsomesevereinternalinjury,forhehadlanguishedintheirhouseeversince,attendedbyhiswife,themotherofthislittlegirl。MissPolehadaskedwhathewas,whathelookedlike。AndMrsRobertshadmadeanswerthathewasnotlikeagentleman,noryetlikeacommonperson;ifithadnotbeenthatheandhiswifeweresuchdecent,quietpeople,shecouldalmosthavethoughthewasamountebank,orsomethingofthatkind,fortheyhadagreatboxinthecart,fullofshedidnotknowwhat。Shehadhelpedtounpackit,andtakeouttheirlinenandclothes,whentheotherman—histwin—brother,shebelievedhewas—hadgoneoffwiththehorseandcart。
MissPolehadbeguntohavehersuspicionsatthispoint,andexpressedherideathatitwasratherstrangethattheboxandcartandhorseandallshouldhavedisappeared;butgoodMrsRobertsseemedtohavebecomequiteindignantatMissPole’simpliedsuggestion;infact,MissPolesaidshewasasangryasifMissPolehadtoldherthatsheherselfwasaswindler。Asthebestwayofconvincingtheladies,shebethoughtherofbeggingthemtoseethewife;and,asMissPolesaid,therewasnodoubtingthehonest,worn,bronzedfaceofthewoman,whoatthefirsttenderwordfromLadyGlenmire,burstintotears,whichshewastooweaktocheckuntilsomewordfromthelandladymadeherswallowdownhersobs,inorderthatshemighttestifytotheChristiankindnessshownbyMrandMrsRoberts。MissPolecameroundwithaswingtoasvehementabeliefinthesorrowfultaleasshehadbeenscepticalbefore;and,asaproofofthis,herenergyinthepoorsufferer’sbehalfwasnothingdauntedwhenshefoundoutthathe,andnoother,wasourSignorBrunoni,towhomallCranfordhadbeenattributingallmannerofevilthissixweekspast!Yes!hiswifesaidhispropernamewasSamuelBrown—"Sam,"shecalledhim—buttothelastwepreferredcallinghim"theSignor";itsoundedsomuchbetter。
TheendoftheirconversationwiththeSignoraBrunoniwasthatitwasagreedthatheshouldbeplacedundermedicaladvice,andforanyexpenseincurredinprocuringthisLadyGlenmirepromisedtoholdherselfresponsible,andhadaccordinglygonetoMrHogginstobeghimtorideovertothe"RisingSun"thatveryafternoon,andexamineintothesignor’srealstate;and,asMissPolesaid,ifitwasdesirabletoremovehimtoCranfordtobemoreimmediatelyunderMrHoggins’seye,shewouldundertaketoseeforlodgingsandarrangeabouttherent。MrsRobertshadbeenaskindascouldbeallthroughout,butitwasevidentthattheirlongresidencetherehadbeenaslightinconvenience。
BeforeMissPoleleftus,MissMattyandIwereasfullofthemorning’sadventureasshewas。Wetalkedaboutitalltheevening,turningitineverypossiblelight,andwewenttobedanxiousforthemorning,whenweshouldsurelyhearfromsomeonewhatMrHogginsthoughtandrecommended;for,asMissMattyobserved,thoughMrHogginsdidsay"Jack’sup,""afigforhisheels,"andcalledPreference"Pref。"shebelievedhewasaveryworthymanandaverycleversurgeon。Indeed,wewereratherproudofourdoctoratCranford,asadoctor。Weoftenwished,whenweheardofQueenAdelaideortheDukeofWellingtonbeingill,thattheywouldsendforMrHoggins;but,onconsideration,wewererathergladtheydidnot,for,ifwewereailing,whatshouldwedoifMrHogginshadbeenappointedphysician—in—ordinarytotheRoyalFamily?Asasurgeonwewereproudofhim;butasaman—orrather,Ishouldsay,asagentleman—wecouldonlyshakeourheadsoverhisnameandhimself,andwishedthathehadreadLordChesterfield’sLettersinthedayswhenhismannersweresusceptibleofimprovement。Nevertheless,weallregardedhisdictuminthesignor’scaseasinfallible,andwhenhesaidthatwithcareandattentionhemightrally,wehadnomorefearforhim。
But,althoughwehadnomorefear,everybodydidasmuchasiftherewasgreatcauseforanxiety—asindeedtherewasuntilMrHogginstookchargeofhim。MissPolelookedoutcleanandcomfortable,ifhomely,lodgings;MissMattysentthesedan—chairforhim,andMarthaandIaireditwellbeforeitleftCranfordbyholdingawarming—panfullofred—hotcoalsinit,andthenshuttingitupclose,smokeandall,untilthetimewhenheshouldgetintoitatthe"RisingSun。"LadyGlenmireundertookthemedicaldepartmentunderMrHoggins’sdirections,andrummagedupallMrsJamieson’smedicineglasses,andspoons,andbed—tables,inafree—and—easyway,thatmadeMissMattyfeelalittleanxiousastowhatthatladyandMrMullinermightsay,iftheyknew。MrsForrestermadesomeofthebread—jelly,forwhichshewassofamous,tohavereadyasarefreshmentinthelodgingswhenheshouldarrive。Apresentofthisbread—jellywasthehighestmarkoffavourdearMrsForrestercouldconfer。MissPolehadonceaskedherforthereceipt,butshehadmetwithaverydecidedrebuff;thatladytoldherthatshecouldnotpartwithittoanyoneduringherlife,andthatafterherdeathitwasbequeathed,asherexecutorswouldfind,toMissMatty。WhatMissMatty,or,asMrsForrestercalledher(rememberingtheclauseinherwillandthedignityoftheoccasion),MissMatildaJenkyns—mightchoosetodowiththereceiptwhenitcameintoherpossession—whethertomakeitpublic,ortohanditdownasanheirloom—shedidnotknow,norwouldshedictate。Andamouldofthisadmirable,digestible,uniquebread—jellywassentbyMrsForrestertoourpoorsickconjuror。Whosaysthatthearistocracyareproud?HerewasaladybybirthaTyrrell,anddescendedfromthegreatSirWalterthatshotKingRufus,andinwhoseveinsranthebloodofhimwhomurderedthelittleprincesintheTower,goingeverydaytoseewhatdaintydishesshecouldprepareforSamuelBrown,amountebank!But,indeed,itwaswonderfultoseewhatkindfeelingswerecalledoutbythispoorman’scomingamongstus。AndalsowonderfultoseehowthegreatCranfordpanic,whichhadbeenoccasionedbyhisfirstcominginhisTurkishdress,meltedawayintothinaironhissecondcoming—paleandfeeble,andwithhisheavy,filmyeyes,thatonlybrightenedaverylittlewhentheyfelluponthecountenanceofhisfaithfulwife,ortheirpaleandsorrowfullittlegirl。
Somehowweallforgottobeafraid。Idaresayitwasthatfindingoutthathe,whohadfirstexcitedourloveofthemarvellousbyhisunprecedentedarts,hadnotsufficientevery—daygiftstomanageashyinghorse,madeusfeelasifwewereourselvesagain。
MissPolecamewithherlittlebasketatallhoursoftheevening,asifherlonelyhouseandtheunfrequentedroadtoithadneverbeeninfestedbythat"murderousgang";MrsForrestersaidshethoughtthatneitherJennynorsheneedmindtheheadlessladywhoweptandwailedinDarknessLane,forsurelythepowerwasnevergiventosuchbeingstoharmthosewhowentabouttotrytodowhatlittlegoodwasintheirpower,towhichJennytremblinglyassented;butthemistress’stheoryhadlittleeffectonthemaid’spracticeuntilshehadsewntwopiecesofredflannelintheshapeofacrossonherinnergarment。
IfoundMissMattycoveringherpennyball—theballthatsheusedtorollunderherbed—withgay—colouredworstedinrainbowstripes。
"Mydear,"saidshe,"myheartissadforthatlittlecarewornchild。Althoughherfatherisaconjuror,shelooksasifshehadneverhadagoodgameofplayinherlife。IusedtomakeveryprettyballsinthiswaywhenIwasagirl,andIthoughtIwouldtryifIcouldnotmakethisonesmartandtakeittoPhoebethisafternoon。Ithink’thegang’musthavelefttheneighbourhood,foronedoesnothearanymoreoftheirviolenceandrobberynow。"
Wewereallofusfartoofullofthesignor’sprecariousstatetotalkeitheraboutrobbersorghosts。Indeed,LadyGlenmiresaidsheneverhadheardofanyactualrobberies,exceptthattwolittleboyshadstolensomeapplesfromFarmerBenson’sorchard,andthatsomeeggshadbeenmissedonamarket—dayoffWidowHayward’sstall。Butthatwasexpectingtoomuchofus;wecouldnotacknowledgethatwehadonlyhadthissmallfoundationforallourpanic。MissPoledrewherselfupatthisremarkofLadyGlenmire’s,andsaid"thatshewishedshecouldagreewithherastotheverysmallreasonwehadhadforalarm,butwiththerecollectionofamandisguisedasawomanwhohadendeavouredtoforcehimselfintoherhousewhilehisconfederateswaitedoutside;
withtheknowledgegainedfromLadyGlenmireherself,ofthefootprintsseenonMrsJamieson’sflowerborders;withthefactbeforeheroftheaudaciousrobberycommittedonMrHogginsathisowndoor"—ButhereLadyGlenmirebrokeinwithaverystrongexpressionofdoubtastowhetherthislaststorywasnotanentirefabricationfoundeduponthetheftofacat;shegrewsoredwhileshewassayingallthisthatIwasnotsurprisedatMissPole’smannerofbridlingup,andIamcertain,ifLadyGlenmirehadnotbeen"herladyship,"weshouldhavehadamoreemphaticcontradictionthanthe"Well,tobesure!"andsimilarfragmentaryejaculations,whichwereallthatsheventureduponinmylady’spresence。ButwhenshewasgoneMissPolebeganalongcongratulationtoMissMattythatsofartheyhadescapedmarriage,whichshenoticedalwaysmadepeoplecreduloustothelastdegree;
indeed,shethoughtitarguedgreatnaturalcredulityinawomanifshecouldnotkeepherselffrombeingmarried;andinwhatLadyGlenmirehadsaidaboutMrHoggins’srobberywehadaspecimenofwhatpeoplecametoiftheygavewaytosuchaweakness;evidentlyLadyGlenmirewouldswallowanythingifshecouldbelievethepoorvamped—upstoryaboutaneckofmuttonandapussywithwhichhehadtriedtoimposeonMissPole,onlyshehadalwaysbeenonherguardagainstbelievingtoomuchofwhatmensaid。
Wewerethankful,asMissPoledesiredustobe,thatwehadneverbeenmarried;butIthink,ofthetwo,wewereevenmorethankfulthattherobbershadleftCranford;atleastIjudgesofromaspeechofMissMatty’sthatevening,aswesatoverthefire,inwhichsheevidentlylookeduponahusbandasagreatprotectoragainstthieves,burglars,andghosts;andsaidthatshedidnotthinkthatsheshoulddaretobealwayswarningyoungpeopleagainstmatrimony,asMissPoledidcontinually;tobesure,marriagewasarisk,asshesaw,nowshehadhadsomeexperience;
butsherememberedthetimewhenshehadlookedforwardtobeingmarriedasmuchasanyone。
"Nottoanyparticularperson,mydear,"saidshe,hastilycheckingherselfup,asifshewereafraidofhavingadmittedtoomuch;
"onlytheoldstory,youknow,ofladiesalwayssaying,’WHENI
marry,’andgentlemen,’IFImarry。’"Itwasajokespokeninratherasadtone,andIdoubtifeitherofussmiled;butIcouldnotseeMissMatty’sfacebytheflickeringfire—light。Inalittlewhileshecontinued—
"But,afterall,Ihavenottoldyouthetruth。Itissolongago,andnooneeverknewhowmuchIthoughtofitatthetime,unless,indeed,mydearmotherguessed;butImaysaythattherewasatimewhenIdidnotthinkIshouldhavebeenonlyMissMattyJenkynsallmylife;forevenifIdidmeetwithanyonewhowishedtomarrymenow(and,asMissPolesays,oneisnevertoosafe),Icouldnottakehim—Ihopehewouldnottakeittoomuchtoheart,butI
couldNOTtakehim—oranyonebutthepersonIoncethoughtI
shouldbemarriedto;andheisdeadandgone,andheneverknewhowitallcameaboutthatIsaid’No,’whenIhadthoughtmanyandmanyatime—Well,it’snomatterwhatIthought。Godordainsitall,andIamveryhappy,mydear。NoonehassuchkindfriendsasI,"continuedshe,takingmyhandandholdingitinhers。
IfIhadneverknownofMrHolbrook,Icouldhavesaidsomethinginthispause,butasIhad,Icouldnotthinkofanythingthatwouldcomeinnaturally,andsowebothkeptsilenceforalittletime。
"Myfatheroncemadeus,"shebegan,"keepadiary,intwocolumns;
ononesideweweretoputdowninthemorningwhatwethoughtwouldbethecourseandeventsofthecomingday,andatnightweweretoputdownontheothersidewhatreallyhadhappened。Itwouldbetosomepeopleratherasadwayoftellingtheirlives,"
(ateardroppeduponmyhandatthesewords)—"Idon’tmeanthatminehasbeensad,onlysoverydifferenttowhatIexpected。I
remember,onewinter’sevening,sittingoverourbedroomfirewithDeborah—Irememberitasifitwereyesterday—andwewereplanningourfuturelives,bothofuswereplanning,thoughonlyshetalkedaboutit。Shesaidsheshouldliketomarryanarchdeacon,andwritehischarges;andyouknow,mydear,sheneverwasmarried,and,foraughtIknow,sheneverspoketoanunmarriedarchdeaconinherlife。Ineverwasambitious,norcouldIhavewrittencharges,butIthoughtIcouldmanageahouse(mymotherusedtocallmeherrighthand),andIwasalwayssofondoflittlechildren—theshyestbabieswouldstretchouttheirlittlearmstocometome;whenIwasagirl,Iwashalfmyleisuretimenursingintheneighbouringcottages;butIdon’tknowhowitwas,whenI
grewsadandgrave—whichIdidayearortwoafterthistime—
thelittlethingsdrewbackfromme,andIamafraidIlosttheknack,thoughIamjustasfondofchildrenasever,andhaveastrangeyearningatmyheartwheneverIseeamotherwithherbabyinherarms。Nay,mydear"(andbyasuddenblazewhichsprangupfromafalloftheunstirredcoals,Isawthathereyeswerefulloftears—gazingintentlyonsomevisionofwhatmighthavebeen),"doyouknowIdreamsometimesthatIhavealittlechild—alwaysthesame—alittlegirlofabouttwoyearsold;shenevergrowsolder,thoughIhavedreamtaboutherformanyyears。Idon’tthinkIeverdreamofanywordsorsoundshemakes;sheisverynoiselessandstill,butshecomestomewhensheisverysorryorveryglad,andIhavewakenedwiththeclaspofherdearlittlearmsroundmyneck。Onlylastnight—perhapsbecauseIhadgonetosleepthinkingofthisballforPhoebe—mylittledarlingcameinmydream,andputuphermouthtobekissed,justasIhaveseenrealbabiesdotorealmothersbeforegoingtobed。Butallthisisnonsense,dear!onlydon’tbefrightenedbyMissPolefrombeingmarried。Icanfancyitmaybeaveryhappystate,andalittlecredulityhelpsoneonthroughlifeverysmoothly—betterthanalwaysdoubtinganddoubtingandseeingdifficultiesanddisagreeablesineverything。"
IfIhadbeeninclinedtobedauntedfrommatrimony,itwouldnothavebeenMissPoletodoit;itwouldhavebeenthelotofpoorSignorBrunoniandhiswife。Andyetagain,itwasanencouragementtoseehow,throughalltheircaresandsorrows,theythoughtofeachotherandnotofthemselves;andhowkeenweretheirjoys,iftheyonlypassedthrougheachother,orthroughthelittlePhoebe。
Thesignoratoldme,oneday,agooddealabouttheirlivesuptothisperiod。ItbeganbymyaskingherwhetherMissPole’sstoryofthetwin—brothersweretrue;itsoundedsowonderfulalikeness,thatIshouldhavehadmydoubts,ifMissPolehadnotbeenunmarried。Butthesignora,or(aswefoundoutshepreferredtobecalled)MrsBrown,saiditwasquitetrue;thatherbrother—in—
lawwasbymanytakenforherhusband,whichwasofgreatassistancetothemintheirprofession;"though,"shecontinued,"howpeoplecanmistakeThomasfortherealSignorBrunoni,Ican’tconceive;buthesaystheydo;soIsupposeImustbelievehim。
Notbutwhatheisaverygoodman;IamsureIdon’tknowhowweshouldhavepaidourbillatthe’RisingSun’butforthemoneyhesends;butpeoplemustknowverylittleaboutartiftheycantakehimformyhusband。Why,Miss,intheballtrick,wheremyhusbandspreadshisfingerswide,andthrowsouthislittlefingerwithquiteanairandagrace,Thomasjustclumpsuphishandlikeafist,andmighthaveeversomanyballshiddeninit。Besides,hehasneverbeeninIndia,andknowsnothingofthepropersitofaturban。"
"HaveyoubeeninIndia?"saidI,ratherastonished。
"Oh,yes!manyayear,ma’am。Samwasasergeantinthe31st;andwhentheregimentwasorderedtoIndia,Idrewalottogo,andI
wasmorethankfulthanIcantell;foritseemedasifitwouldonlybeaslowdeathtometopartfrommyhusband。But,indeed,ma’am,ifIhadknownall,Idon’tknowwhetherIwouldnotratherhavediedthereandthenthangonethroughwhatIhavedonesince。
Tobesure,I’vebeenabletocomfortSam,andtobewithhim;but,ma’am,I’velostsixchildren,"saidshe,lookingupatmewiththosestrangeeyesthatI’venevernoticedbutinmothersofdeadchildren—withakindofwildlookinthem,asifseekingforwhattheynevermoremightfind。"Yes!Sixchildrendiedoff,likelittlebudsnippeduntimely,inthatcruelIndia。Ithought,aseachdied,Inevercould—Ineverwould—loveachildagain;andwhenthenextcame,ithadnotonlyitsownlove,butthedeeperlovethatcamefromthethoughtsofitslittledeadbrothersandsisters。AndwhenPhoebewascoming,Isaidtomyhusband,’Sam,whenthechildisborn,andIamstrong,Ishallleaveyou;itwillcutmyheartcruel;butifthisbabydiestoo,Ishallgomad;themadnessisinmenow;butifyouletmegodowntoCalcutta,carryingmybabystepbystep,itwill,maybe,workitselfoff;andIwillsave,andIwillhoard,andIwillbeg—andIwilldie,togetapassagehometoEngland,whereourbabymaylive?’Godblesshim!hesaidImightgo;andhesaveduphispay,andIsavedeverypiceIcouldgetforwashingoranyway;andwhenPhoebecame,andIgrewstrongagain,Isetoff。Itwasverylonely;throughthethickforests,darkagainwiththeirheavytrees—alongbytheriver’sside(butIhadbeenbroughtupneartheAvoninWarwickshire,sothatflowingnoisesoundedlikehome)—fromstationtostation,fromIndianvillagetovillage,Iwentalong,carryingmychild。Ihadseenoneoftheofficer’sladieswithalittlepicture,ma’am—donebyaCatholicforeigner,ma’am—oftheVirginandthelittleSaviour,ma’am。Shehadhimonherarm,andherformwassoftlycurledroundhim,andtheircheekstouched。
Well,whenIwenttobidgood—byetothislady,forwhomIhadwashed,shecriedsadly;forshe,too,hadlostherchildren,butshehadnotanothertosave,likeme;andIwasboldenoughtoaskherwouldshegivemethatprint。Andshecriedthemore,andsaidherchildrenwerewiththatlittleblessedJesus;andgaveitme,andtoldmethatshehadheardithadbeenpaintedonthebottomofacask,whichmadeithavethatroundshape。Andwhenmybodywasveryweary,andmyheartwassick(forthereweretimeswhenI
misdoubtedifIcouldeverreachmyhome,andthereweretimeswhenIthoughtofmyhusband,andonetimewhenIthoughtmybabywasdying),Itookoutthatpictureandlookedatit,tillIcouldhavethoughtthemotherspoketome,andcomfortedme。Andthenativeswereverykind。Wecouldnotunderstandoneanother;buttheysawmybabyonmybreast,andtheycameouttome,andbroughtmericeandmilk,andsometimesflowers—Ihavegotsomeoftheflowersdried。Then,thenextmorning,Iwassotired;andtheywantedmetostaywiththem—Icouldtellthat—andtriedtofrightenmefromgoingintothedeepwoods,which,indeed,lookedverystrangeanddark;butitseemedtomeasifDeathwasfollowingmetotakemybabyawayfromme;andasifImustgoon,andon—andI
thoughthowGodhadcaredformotherseversincetheworldwasmade,andwouldcareforme;soIbadethemgood—bye,andsetoffafresh。Andoncewhenmybabywasill,andbothsheandIneededrest,HeledmetoaplacewhereIfoundakindEnglishmanlived,rightinthemidstofthenatives。"
"AndyoureachedCalcuttasafelyatlast?"
"Yes,safely!Oh!whenIknewIhadonlytwodays’journeymorebeforeme,Icouldnothelpit,ma’am—itmightbeidolatry,I
cannottell—butIwasnearoneofthenativetemples,andIwentintoitwithmybabytothankGodforHisgreatmercy;foritseemedtomethatwhereothershadprayedbeforetotheirGod,intheirjoyorintheiragony,wasofitselfasacredplace。AndI
gotasservanttoaninvalidlady,whogrewquitefondofmybabyaboard—ship;and,intwoyears’time,Samearnedhisdischarge,andcamehometome,andtoourchild。Thenhehadtofixonatrade;
butheknewofnone;andonce,onceuponatime,hehadlearntsometricksfromanIndianjuggler;sohesetupconjuring,anditansweredsowellthathetookThomastohelphim—ashisman,youknow,notasanotherconjuror,thoughThomashassetitupnowonhisownhook。Butithasbeenagreathelptousthatlikenessbetweenthetwins,andmadeagoodmanytricksgooffwellthattheymadeuptogether。AndThomasisagoodbrother,onlyhehasnotthefinecarriageofmyhusband,sothatIcan’tthinkhowhecanbetakenforSignorBrunonihimself,ashesaysheis。"
"PoorlittlePhoebe!"saidI,mythoughtsgoingbacktothebabyshecarriedallthosehundredmiles。
"Ah!youmaysayso!IneverthoughtIshouldhaverearedher,though,whenshefellillatChunderabaddad;butthatgood,kindAgaJenkynstookusin,whichIbelievewastheverysavingofher。"
"Jenkyns!"saidI。
"Yes,Jenkyns。Ishallthinkallpeopleofthatnamearekind;forhereisthatniceoldladywhocomeseverydaytotakePhoebeawalk!"
Butanideahadflashedthroughmyhead;couldtheAgaJenkynsbethelostPeter?Truehewasreportedbymanytobedead。But,equallytrue,somehadsaidthathehadarrivedatthedignityofGreatLamaofThibet。MissMattythoughthewasalive。Iwouldmakefurtherinquiry。
CHAPTERXII—ENGAGEDTOBEMARRIED
WASthe"poorPeter"ofCranfordtheAgaJenkynsofChunderabaddad,orwashenot?Assomebodysays,thatwasthequestion。
Inmyownhome,wheneverpeoplehadnothingelsetodo,theyblamedmeforwantofdiscretion。Indiscretionwasmybug—bearfault。
Everybodyhasabug—bearfault,asortofstandingcharacteristic—
aPIECEDERESISTANCEfortheirfriendstocutat;andingeneraltheycutandcomeagain。Iwastiredofbeingcalledindiscreetandincautious;andIdeterminedforoncetoprovemyselfamodelofprudenceandwisdom。IwouldnotevenhintmysuspicionsrespectingtheAga。Iwouldcollectevidenceandcarryithometolaybeforemyfather,asthefamilyfriendofthetwoMissJenkynses。
Inmysearchafterfacts,Iwasoftenremindedofadescriptionmyfatherhadoncegivenofaladies’committeethathehadhadtopresideover。HesaidhecouldnothelpthinkingofapassageinDickens,whichspokeofachorusinwhicheverymantookthetuneheknewbest,andsangittohisownsatisfaction。So,atthischaritablecommittee,everyladytookthesubjectuppermostinhermind,andtalkedaboutittoherowngreatcontentment,butnotmuchtotheadvancementofthesubjecttheyhadmettodiscuss。
ButeventhatcommitteecouldhavebeennothingtotheCranfordladieswhenIattemptedtogainsomeclearanddefiniteinformationastopoorPeter’sheight,appearance,andwhenandwherehewasseenandheardoflast。Forinstance,IrememberaskingMissPole(andIthoughtthequestionwasveryopportune,forIputitwhenI
metheratacallatMrsForrester’s,andboththeladieshadknownPeter,andIimaginedthattheymightrefresheachother’smemories)—IaskedMissPolewhatwastheverylastthingtheyhadeverheardabouthim;andthenshenamedtheabsurdreporttowhichIhavealluded,abouthishavingbeenelectedGreatLamaofThibet;
andthiswasasignalforeachladytogooffonherseparateidea。
MrsForrester’sstartwasmadeontheveiledprophetinLallaRookh—whetherIthoughthewasmeantfortheGreatLama,thoughPeterwasnotsougly,indeedratherhandsome,ifhehadnotbeenfreckled。IwasthankfultoseeherdoubleuponPeter;but,inamoment,thedelusiveladywasoffuponRowland’sKalydor,andthemeritsofcosmeticsandhairoilsingeneral,andholdingforthsofluentlythatIturnedtolistentoMissPole,who(throughthellamas,thebeastsofburden)hadgottoPeruvianbonds,andthesharemarket,andherpooropinionofjoint—stockbanksingeneral,andofthatoneinparticularinwhichMissMatty’smoneywasinvested。InvainIputin"Whenwasit—inwhatyearwasitthatyouheardthatMrPeterwastheGreatLama?"Theyonlyjoinedissuetodisputewhetherllamaswerecarnivorousanimalsornot;inwhichdisputetheywerenotquiteonfairgrounds,asMrsForrester(aftertheyhadgrownwarmandcoolagain)acknowledgedthatshealwaysconfusedcarnivorousandgraminivoroustogether,justasshedidhorizontalandperpendicular;butthensheapologisedforitveryprettily,bysayingthatinherdaytheonlyusepeoplemadeoffour—syllabledwordswastoteachhowtheyshouldbespelt。
TheonlyfactIgainedfromthisconversationwasthatcertainlyPeterhadlastbeenheardofinIndia,"orthatneighbourhood";andthatthisscantyintelligenceofhiswhereaboutshadreachedCranfordintheyearwhenMissPolehadbroughtherIndianmuslingown,longsincewornout(wewasheditandmendedit,andtraceditsdeclineandfallintoawindow—blindbeforewecouldgoon);
andinayearwhenWombwellcametoCranford,becauseMissMattyhadwantedtoseeanelephantinorderthatshemightthebetterimaginePeterridingonone;andhadseenaboa—constrictortoo,whichwasmorethanshewishedtoimagineinherfancy—picturesofPeter’slocality;andinayearwhenMissJenkynshadlearntsomepieceofpoetryoffbyheart,andusedtosay,atalltheCranfordparties,howPeterwas"surveyingmankindfromChinatoPeru,"
whicheverybodyhadthoughtverygrand,andratherappropriate,becauseIndiawasbetweenChinaandPeru,ifyoutookcaretoturntheglobetotheleftinsteadoftheright。
Isupposealltheseinquiriesofmine,andtheconsequentcuriosityexcitedinthemindsofmyfriends,madeusblindanddeaftowhatwasgoingonaroundus。Itseemedtomeasifthesunroseandshone,andasiftherainrainedonCranford,justasusual,andI
didnotnoticeanysignofthetimesthatcouldbeconsideredasaprognosticofanyuncommonevent;and,tothebestofmybelief,notonlyMissMattyandMrsForrester,butevenMissPoleherself,whomwelookeduponasakindofprophetess,fromtheknackshehadofforeseeingthingsbeforetheycametopass—althoughshedidnotliketodisturbherfriendsbytellingthemherforeknowledge—
evenMissPoleherselfwasbreathlesswithastonishmentwhenshecametotellusoftheastoundingpieceofnews。ButImustrecovermyself;thecontemplationofit,evenatthisdistanceoftime,hastakenawaymybreathandmygrammar,andunlessIsubduemyemotion,myspellingwillgotoo。
Weweresitting—MissMattyandI—muchasusual,sheinthebluechintzeasy—chair,withherbacktothelight,andherknittinginherhand,IreadingaloudtheSTJAMES’SCHRONICLE。Afewminutesmore,andweshouldhavegonetomakethelittlealterationsindressusualbeforecalling—time(twelveo’clock)inCranford。I
rememberthesceneandthedatewell。Wehadbeentalkingofthesignor’srapidrecoverysincethewarmerweatherhadsetin,andpraisingMrHoggins’sskill,andlamentinghiswantofrefinementandmanner(itseemsacuriouscoincidencethatthisshouldhavebeenoursubject,butsoitwas),whenaknockwasheard—acaller’sknock—threedistincttaps—andwewereflying(thatistosay,MissMattycouldnotwalkveryfast,havinghadatouchofrheumatism)toourrooms,tochangecapandcollars,whenMissPolearrestedusbycallingout,asshecameupthestairs,"Don’tgo—
Ican’twait—itisnottwelve,Iknow—butnevermindyourdress—Imustspeaktoyou。"Wedidourbesttolookasifitwasnotwewhohadmadethehurriedmovement,thesoundofwhichshehadheard;for,ofcourse,wedidnotliketohaveitsupposedthatwehadanyoldclothesthatitwasconvenienttowearoutinthe"sanctuaryofhome,"asMissJenkynsonceprettilycalledthebackparlour,whereshewastyinguppreserves。Sowethrewourgentilitywithdoubleforceintoourmanners,andverygenteelwewerefortwominuteswhileMissPolerecoveredbreath,andexcitedourcuriositystronglybyliftingupherhandsinamazement,andbringingthemdowninsilence,asifwhatshehadtosaywastoobigforwords,andcouldonlybeexpressedbypantomime。
"Whatdoyouthink,MissMatty?WhatDOyouthink?LadyGlenmireistomarry—istobemarried,Imean—LadyGlenmire—MrHoggins—MrHogginsisgoingtomarryLadyGlenmire!"
"Marry!"saidwe。"Marry!Madness!"
"Marry!"saidMissPole,withthedecisionthatbelongedtohercharacter。"Isaidmarry!asyoudo;andIalsosaid,’Whatafoolmyladyisgoingtomakeofherself!’Icouldhavesaid’Madness!’
butIcontrolledmyself,foritwasinapublicshopthatIheardofit。Wherefemininedelicacyisgoneto,Idon’tknow!YouandI,MissMatty,wouldhavebeenashamedtohaveknownthatourmarriagewasspokenofinagrocer’sshop,inthehearingofshopmen!"
"But,"saidMissMatty,sighingasonerecoveringfromablow,"perhapsitisnottrue。Perhapswearedoingherinjustice。"
"No,"saidMissPole。"Ihavetakencaretoascertainthat。I
wentstraighttoMrsFitz—Adam,toborrowacookery—bookwhichI
knewshehad;andIintroducedmycongratulationsAPROPOSofthedifficultygentlemenmusthaveinhouse—keeping;andMrsFitz—Adambridledup,andsaidthatshebelieveditwastrue,thoughhowandwhereIcouldhavehearditshedidnotknow。ShesaidherbrotherandLadyGlenmirehadcometoanunderstandingatlast。
’Understanding!’suchacoarseword!Butmyladywillhavetocomedowntomanyawantofrefinement。IhavereasontobelieveMrHogginssupsonbread—and—cheeseandbeereverynight。
"Marry!"saidMissMattyonceagain。"Well!Ineverthoughtofit。Twopeoplethatweknowgoingtobemarried。It’scomingverynear!"
"SonearthatmyheartstoppedbeatingwhenIheardofit,whileyoumighthavecountedtwelve,"saidMissPole。
"Onedoesnotknowwhoseturnmaycomenext。Here,inCranford,poorLadyGlenmiremighthavethoughtherselfsafe,"saidMissMatty,withagentlepityinhertones。
"Bah!"saidMissPole,withatossofherhead。"Don’tyourememberpoordearCaptainBrown’ssong’TibbieFowler,’andtheline—
’SetherontheTintocktap,Thewindwillblawamantillher。’"
"Thatwasbecause’TibbieFowler’wasrich,Ithink。"
"Well!therewasakindofattractionaboutLadyGlenmirethatI,forone,shouldbeashamedtohave。"
Iputinmywonder。"ButhowcanshehavefanciedMrHoggins?I
amnotsurprisedthatMrHogginshaslikedher。"
"Oh!Idon’tknow。MrHogginsisrich,andverypleasant—
looking,"saidMissMatty,"andverygood—temperedandkind—
hearted。"
"Shehasmarriedforanestablishment,that’sit。Isupposeshetakesthesurgerywithit,"saidMissPole,withalittledrylaughatherownjoke。But,likemanypeoplewhothinktheyhavemadeasevereandsarcasticspeech,whichyetiscleverofitskind,shebegantorelaxinhergrimnessfromthemomentwhenshemadethisallusiontothesurgery;andweturnedtospeculateonthewayinwhichMrsJamiesonwouldreceivethenews。Thepersonwhomshehadleftinchargeofherhousetokeepofffollowersfromhermaidstosetupafollowerofherown!AndthatfolloweramanwhomMrsJamiesonhadtabooedasvulgar,andinadmissibletoCranfordsociety,notmerelyonaccountofhisname,butbecauseofhisvoice,hiscomplexion,hisboots,smellingofthestable,andhimself,smellingofdrugs。HadheeverbeentoseeLadyGlenmireatMrsJamieson’s?Chlorideoflimewouldnotpurifythehouseinitsowner’sestimationifhehad。Orhadtheirinterviewsbeenconfinedtotheoccasionalmeetingsinthechamberofthepoorsickconjuror,towhom,withalloursenseoftheMESALLIANCE,wecouldnothelpallowingthattheyhadbothbeenexceedinglykind?AndnowitturnedoutthataservantofMrsJamieson’shadbeenill,andMrHogginshadbeenattendingherforsomeweeks。Sothewolfhadgotintothefold,andnowhewascarryingofftheshepherdess。
WhatwouldMrsJamiesonsay?Welookedintothedarknessoffuturityasachildgazesafterarocketupinthecloudysky,fullofwonderingexpectationoftherattle,thedischarge,andthebrilliantshowerofsparksandlight。Thenwebroughtourselvesdowntoearthandthepresenttimebyquestioningeachother(beingallequallyignorant,andallequallywithouttheslightestdatatobuildanyconclusionsupon)astowhenITwouldtakeplace?Where?
HowmuchayearMrHogginshad?Whethershewoulddrophertitle?
AndhowMarthaandtheothercorrectservantsinCranfordwouldeverbebroughttoannounceamarriedcoupleasLadyGlenmireandMrHoggins?Butwouldtheybevisited?WouldMrsJamiesonletus?
OrmustwechoosebetweentheHonourableMrsJamiesonandthedegradedLadyGlenmire?WealllikedLadyGlenmirethebest。Shewasbright,andkind,andsociable,andagreeable;andMrsJamiesonwasdull,andinert,andpompous,andtiresome。Butwehadacknowledgedtheswayofthelattersolong,thatitseemedlikeakindofdisloyaltynoweventomeditatedisobediencetotheprohibitionweanticipated。