Anaccidentaloccurrencehadinstructedmehowmuchsweepingmightbedoneinalittletime。IfoundatmydoorinCraven—street,onemorning,apoorwomansweepingmypavementwithabirchbroom;
  sheappearedverypaleandfeeble,asjustcomeoutofafitofsickness。Iask’dwhoemploy’dhertosweepthere;shesaid,"Nobody,butIamverypoorandindistress,andIsweepsbeforegentlefolksesdoors,andhopestheywillgivemesomething。"Ibidhersweepthewholestreetclean,andIwouldgiveherashilling;
  thiswasatnineo’clock;at12shecamefortheshilling。
  FromtheslownessIsawatfirstinherworking,Icouldscarcebelievethattheworkwasdonesosoon,andsentmyservanttoexamineit,whoreportedthatthewholestreetwassweptperfectlyclean,andallthedustplac’dinthegutter,whichwasinthemiddle;
  andthenextrainwash’ditquiteaway,sothatthepavementandeventhekennelwereperfectlyclean。
  Ithenjudg’dthat,ifthatfeeblewomancouldsweepsuchastreetinthreehours,astrong,activemanmighthavedoneitinhalfthetime。
  Andhereletmeremarktheconvenienceofhavingbutonegutterinsuchanarrowstreet,runningdownitsmiddle,insteadoftwo,oneoneachside,nearthefootway;forwherealltherainthatfallsonastreetrunsfromthesidesandmeetsinthemiddle,itformsthereacurrentstrongenoughtowashawayallthemuditmeetswith;butwhendividedintotwochannels,itisoftentooweaktocleanseeither,andonlymakesthemuditfindsmorefluid,sothatthewheelsofcarriagesandfeetofhorsesthrowanddashituponthefoot—pavement,whichistherebyrenderedfoulandslippery,andsometimessplashituponthosewhoarewalking。Myproposal,communicatedtothegooddoctor,wasasfollows:
  "ForthemoreeffectualcleaningandkeepingcleanthestreetsofLondonandWestminster,itisproposedthattheseveralwatchmenbecontractedwithtohavethedustsweptupindryseasons,andthemudrak’dupatothertimes,eachintheseveralstreetsandlanesofhisround;thattheybefurnish’dwithbroomsandotherproperinstrumentsforthesepurposes,tobekeptattheirrespectivestands,readytofurnishthepoorpeopletheymayemployintheservice。
  "Thatinthedrysummermonthsthedustbeallsweptupintoheapsatproperdistances,beforetheshopsandwindowsofhousesareusuallyopened,whenthescavengers,withclose—coveredcarts,shallalsocarryitallaway。
  "Thatthemud,whenrak’dup,benotleftinheapstobespreadabroadagainbythewheelsofcarriagesandtramplingofhorses,butthatthescavengersbeprovidedwithbodiesofcarts,notplac’dhighuponwheels,butlowuponsliders,withlatticebottoms,which,beingcover’dwithstraw,willretainthemudthrownintothem,andpermitthewatertodrainfromit,wherebyitwillbecomemuchlighter,watermakingthegreatestpartofitsweight;
  thesebodiesofcartstobeplac’datconvenientdistances,andthemudbroughttotheminwheel—barrows;theyremainingwhereplac’dtillthemudisdrain’d,andthenhorsesbroughttodrawthemaway。"
  Ihavesincehaddoubtsofthepracticabilityofthelatterpartofthisproposal,onaccountofthenarrownessofsomestreets,andthedifficultyofplacingthedraining—sledssoasnottoencumbertoomuchthepassage;butIamstillofopinionthattheformer,requiringthedusttobesweptupandcarry’dawaybeforetheshopsareopen,isverypracticableinthesummer,whenthedaysarelong;
  for,inwalkingthro’theStrandandFleet—streetonemorningatseveno’clock,Iobserv’dtherewasnotoneshopopen,tho’ithadbeendaylightandthesunupabovethreehours;theinhabitantsofLondonchusingvoluntarilytolivemuchbycandle—light,andsleepbysunshine,andyetoftencomplain,alittleabsurdly,ofthedutyoncandlesandthehighpriceoftallow。
  Somemaythinkthesetriflingmattersnotworthmindingorrelating;
  butwhentheyconsiderthattho’dustblownintotheeyesofasingleperson,orintoasingleshoponawindyday,isbutofsmallimportance,yetthegreatnumberoftheinstancesinapopulouscity,anditsfrequentrepetitionsgiveitweightandconsequence,perhapstheywillnotcensureveryseverelythosewhobestowsomeattentiontoaffairsofthisseeminglylownature。
  Humanfelicityisproduc’dnotsomuchbygreatpiecesofgoodfortunethatseldomhappen,asbylittleadvantagesthatoccureveryday。Thus,ifyouteachapooryoungmantoshavehimself,andkeephisrazorinorder,youmaycontributemoretothehappinessofhislifethaningivinghimathousandguineas。Themoneymaybesoonspent,theregretonlyremainingofhavingfoolishlyconsumedit;
  butintheothercase,heescapesthefrequentvexationofwaitingforbarbers,andoftheirsometimesdirtyfingers,offensivebreaths,anddullrazors;heshaveswhenmostconvenienttohim,andenjoysdailythepleasureofitsbeingdonewithagoodinstrument。
  WiththesesentimentsIhavehazardedthefewprecedingpages,hopingtheymayaffordhintswhichsometimeorothermaybeusefultoacityIlove,havinglivedmanyyearsinitveryhappily,andperhapstosomeofourtownsinAmerica。
  Havingbeenforsometimeemployedbythepostmaster—generalofAmericaashiscomptrollerinregulatingseveraloffices,andbringingtheofficerstoaccount,Iwas,uponhisdeathin1753,appointed,jointlywithMr。WilliamHunter,tosucceedhim,byacommissionfromthepostmaster—generalinEngland。TheAmericanofficeneverhadhithertopaidanythingtothatofBritain。
  Weweretohavesixhundredpoundsayearbetweenus,ifwecouldmakethatsumoutoftheprofitsoftheoffice。Todothis,avarietyofimprovementswerenecessary;someofthesewereinevitablyatfirstexpensive,sothatinthefirstfouryearstheofficebecameaboveninehundredpoundsindebttous。Butitsoonafterbegantorepayus;andbeforeIwasdisplac’dbyafreakoftheministers,ofwhichIshallspeakhereafter,wehadbroughtittoyieldthreetimesasmuchclearrevenuetothecrownasthepostofficeofIreland。
  Sincethatimprudenttransaction,theyhavereceiv’dfromit——
  notonefarthing!
  Thebusinessofthepostofficeoccasion’dmytakingajourneythisyeartoNewEngland,wheretheCollegeofCambridge,oftheirownmotion,presentedmewiththedegreeofMasterofArts。
  YaleCollege,inConnecticut,hadbeforemademeasimilarcompliment。
  Thus,withoutstudyinginanycollege,Icametopartakeoftheirhonours。Theywereconferr’dinconsiderationofmyimprovementsanddiscoveriesintheelectricbranchofnaturalphilosophy。
  In1754,warwithFrancebeingagainapprehended,acongressofcommissionersfromthedifferentcolonieswas,byanorderoftheLordsofTrade,tobeassembledatAlbany,theretoconferwiththechiefsoftheSixNationsconcerningthemeansofdefendingboththeircountryandours。GovernorHamilton,havingreceiv’dthisorder,acquaintedtheHousewithit,requestingtheywouldfurnishproperpresentsfortheIndians,tobegivenonthisoccasion;
  andnamingthespeaker(Mr。Norris)andmyselftojoinMr。ThomasPennandMr。SecretaryPetersascommissionerstoactforPennsylvania。
  TheHouseapprov’dthenomination,andprovidedthegoodsforthepresent,andtho’theydidnotmuchliketreatingoutoftheprovinces;
  andwemettheothercommissionersatAlbanyaboutthemiddleofJune。
  Inourwaythither,Iprojectedanddrewaplanfortheunionofallthecoloniesunderonegovernment,sofarasmightbenecessaryfordefense,andotherimportantgeneralpurposes。
  Aswepass’dthro’NewYork,IhadthereshownmyprojecttoMr。JamesAlexanderandMr。Kennedy,twogentlemenofgreatknowledgeinpublicaffairs,and,beingfortifiedbytheirapprobation,Iventur’dtolayitbeforetheCongress。Itthenappearedthatseveralofthecommissionershadform’dplansofthesamekind。
  Apreviousquestionwasfirsttaken,whetheraunionshouldbeestablished,whichpass’dintheaffirmativeunanimously。
  Acommitteewasthenappointed,onememberfromeachcolony,toconsidertheseveralplansandreport。Minehappen’dtobepreferr’d,and,withafewamendments,wasaccordinglyreported。
  Bythisplanthegeneralgovernmentwastobeadministeredbyapresident—general,appointedandsupportedbythecrown,andagrandcouncilwastobechosenbytherepresentativesofthepeopleoftheseveralcolonies,metintheirrespectiveassemblies。
  ThedebatesuponitinCongresswentondaily,handinhandwiththeIndianbusiness。Manyobjectionsanddifficultieswerestarted,butatlengththeywereallovercome,andtheplanwasunanimouslyagreedto,andcopiesorderedtobetransmittedtotheBoardofTradeandtotheassembliesoftheseveralprovinces。
  Itsfatewassingular:theassembliesdidnotadoptit,astheyallthoughttherewastoomuchprerogativeinit,andinEnglanditwasjudg’dtohavetoomuchofthedemocratic。
  TheBoardofTradethereforedidnotapproveofit,norrecommenditfortheapprobationofhismajesty;butanotherschemewasform’d,supposedtoanswerthesamepurposebetter,wherebythegovernorsoftheprovinces,withsomemembersoftheirrespectivecouncils,weretomeetandordertheraisingoftroops,buildingofforts,etc。,andtodrawonthetreasuryofGreatBritainfortheexpense,whichwasafterwardstoberefundedbyanactofParliamentlayingataxonAmerica。Myplan,withmyreasonsinsupportofit,istobefoundamongmypoliticalpapersthatareprinted。
  BeingthewinterfollowinginBoston,IhadmuchconversationwithGovernorShirleyuponboththeplans。Partofwhatpassedbetweenusontheoccasionmayalsobeseenamongthosepapers。Thedifferentandcontraryreasonsofdisliketomyplanmakesmesuspectthatitwasreallythetruemedium;andIamstillofopinionitwouldhavebeenhappyforbothsidesthewaterifithadbeenadopted。
  Thecolonies,sounited,wouldhavebeensufficientlystrongtohavedefendedthemselves;therewouldthenhavebeennoneedoftroopsfromEngland;ofcourse,thesubsequentpretencefortaxingAmerica,andthebloodycontestitoccasioned,wouldhavebeenavoided。
  Butsuchmistakesarenotnew;historyisfulloftheerrorsofstatesandprinces。
  Lookroundthehabitableworld,howfewKnowtheirowngood,or,knowingit,pursue!
  Thosewhogovern,havingmuchbusinessontheirhands,donotgenerallyliketotakethetroubleofconsideringandcarryingintoexecutionnewprojects。Thebestpublicmeasuresarethereforeseldomadoptedfrompreviouswisdom,butforc’dbytheoccasion。
  TheGovernorofPennsylvania,insendingitdowntotheAssembly,express’dhisapprobationoftheplan,"asappearingtohimtobedrawnupwithgreatclearnessandstrengthofjudgment,andthereforerecommendeditaswellworthyoftheirclosestandmostseriousattention。"TheHouse,however,bythemanagementofacertainmember,tookitupwhenIhappen’dtobeabsent,whichIthoughtnotveryfair,andreprobateditwithoutpayinganyattentiontoitatall,tomynosmallmortification。
  InmyjourneytoBostonthisyear,ImetatNewYorkwithournewgovernor,Mr。Morris,justarriv’dtherefromEngland,withwhomIhadbeenbeforeintimatelyacquainted。HebroughtacommissiontosupersedeMr。Hamilton,who,tir’dwiththedisputeshisproprietaryinstructionssubjectedhimto,hadresign’d。Mr。Morrisask’dmeifIthoughthemustexpectasuncomfortableanadministration。
  Isaid,"No;youmay,onthecontrary,haveaverycomfortableone,ifyouwillonlytakecarenottoenterintoanydisputewiththeAssembly。""Mydearfriend,"sayshe,pleasantly,"howcanyouadvisemyavoidingdisputes?YouknowIlovedisputing;
  itisoneofmygreatestpleasures;however,toshowtheregardIhaveforyourcounsel,IpromiseyouIwill,ifpossible,avoidthem。"Hehadsomereasonforlovingtodispute,beingeloquent,anacutesophister,and,therefore,generallysuccessfulinargumentativeconversation。Hehadbeenbroughtuptoitfromaboy,hisfather,asIhaveheard,accustominghischildrentodisputewithoneanotherforhisdiversion,whilesittingattableafterdinner;
  butIthinkthepracticewasnotwise;for,inthecourseofmyobservation,thesedisputing,contradicting,andconfutingpeoplearegenerallyunfortunateintheiraffairs。Theygetvictorysometimes,buttheynevergetgoodwill,whichwouldbeofmoreusetothem。
  Weparted,hegoingtoPhiladelphia,andItoBoston。
  Inreturning,ImetatNewYorkwiththevotesoftheAssembly,bywhichitappear’dthat,notwithstandinghispromisetome,heandtheHousewerealreadyinhighcontention;anditwasacontinualbattlebetweenthemaslongasheretain’dthegovernment。
  Ihadmyshareofit;for,assoonasIgotbacktomyseatintheAssembly,Iwasputoneverycommitteeforansweringhisspeechesandmessages,andbythecommitteesalwaysdesiredtomakethedrafts。
  Ouranswers,aswellashismessages,wereoftentart,andsometimesindecentlyabusive;and,asheknewIwrotefortheAssembly,onemighthaveimaginedthat,whenwemet,wecouldhardlyavoidcuttingthroats;buthewassogood—natur’damanthatnopersonaldifferencebetweenhimandmewasoccasion’dbythecontest,andweoftendin’dtogether。
  Oneafternoon,intheheightofthispublicquarrel,wemetinthestreet。"Franklin,"sayshe,"youmustgohomewithmeandspendtheevening;Iamtohavesomecompanythatyouwilllike;"and,takingmebythearm,heledmetohishouse。Ingayconversationoverourwine,aftersupper,hetoldus,jokingly,thathemuchadmir’dtheideaofSanchoPanza,who,whenitwasproposedtogivehimagovernment,requesteditmightbeagovernmentofblacks,asthen,ifhecouldnotagreewithhispeople,hemightsellthem。
  Oneofhisfriends,whosatnexttome,says,"Franklin,whydoyoucontinuetosidewiththesedamn’dQuakers?Hadnotyoubettersellthem?Theproprietorwouldgiveyouagoodprice。"
  "Thegovernor,"saysI,"hasnotyetblackedthemenough。"
  He,indeed,hadlaboredhardtoblackentheAssemblyinallhismessages,buttheywip’doffhiscoloringasfastashelaiditon,andplac’dit,inreturn,thickuponhisownface;
  sothat,findinghewaslikelytobenegrofiedhimself,he,aswellasMr。Hamilton,grewtir’dofthecontest,andquittedthegovernment。
  Thesepublicquarrelswereallatbottomowingtotheproprietaries,ourhereditarygovernors,who,whenanyexpensewastobeincurredforthedefenseoftheirprovince,withincrediblemeannessinstructedtheirdeputiestopassnoactforlevyingthenecessarytaxes,unlesstheirvastestateswereinthesameactexpresslyexcused;
  andtheyhadeventakenbondsofthesedeputiestoobservesuchinstructions。TheAssembliesforthreeyearsheldoutagainstthisinjustice,tho’constrainedtobendatlast。AtlengthCaptainDenny,whowasGovernorMorris’ssuccessor,venturedtodisobeythoseinstructions;howthatwasbroughtaboutIshallshowhereafter。
  MyactsinMorris’stime,military,etc。——[Marg。note。]
  ButIamgotforwardtoofastwithmystory:therearestillsometransactionstobemention’dthathappenedduringtheadministrationofGovernorMorris。
  WarbeinginamannercommencedwithFrance,thegovernmentofMassachusettsBayprojectedanattackuponCrownPoint,andsentMr。QuincytoPennsylvania,andMr。Pownall,afterwardGovernorPownall,toNewYork,tosolicitassistance。AsIwasintheAssembly,knewitstemper,andwasMr。Quincy’scountryman,heappli’dtomeformyinfluenceandassistance。Idictatedhisaddresstothem,whichwaswellreceiv’d。Theyvotedanaidoftenthousandpounds,tobelaidoutinprovisions。Butthegovernorrefusinghisassenttotheirbill(whichincludedthiswithothersumsgrantedfortheuseofthecrown),unlessaclausewereinsertedexemptingtheproprietaryestatefrombearinganypartofthetaxthatwouldbenecessary,theAssembly,tho’verydesirousofmakingtheirgranttoNewEnglandeffectual,wereatalosshowtoaccomplishit。
  Mr。Quincylaboredhardwiththegovernortoobtainhisassent,buthewasobstinate。
  Ithensuggestedamethodofdoingthebusinesswithoutthegovernor,byordersonthetrusteesoftheLoanOffice,which,bylaw,theAssemblyhadtherightofdrawing。Therewas,indeed,littleornomoneyatthattimeintheoffice,andthereforeIpropos’dthattheordersshouldbepayableinayear,andtobearaninterestoffivepercent。WiththeseordersIsuppos’dtheprovisionsmighteasilybepurchas’d。TheAssembly,withverylittlehesitation,adoptedtheproposal。Theorderswereimmediatelyprinted,andI
  wasoneofthecommitteedirectedtosignanddisposeofthem。
  Thefundforpayingthemwastheinterestofallthepapercurrencythenextantintheprovinceuponloan,togetherwiththerevenuearisingfromtheexcise,whichbeingknowntobemorethansufficient,theyobtain’dinstantcredit,andwerenotonlyreceiv’dinpaymentfortheprovisions,butmanymoney’dpeople,whohadcashlyingbythem,vesteditinthoseorders,whichtheyfoundadvantageous,astheyboreinterestwhileuponhand,andmightonanyoccasionbeusedasmoney;
  sothattheywereeagerlyallboughtup,andinafewweeksnoneofthemweretobeseen。Thusthisimportantaffairwasbymymeanscompleated。
  MyQuincyreturn’dthankstotheAssemblyinahandsomememorial,wenthomehighlypleas’dwiththesuccessofhisembassy,andeverafterboreformethemostcordialandaffectionatefriendship。
  TheBritishgovernment,notchusingtopermittheunionofthecoloniesaspropos’datAlbany,andtotrustthatunionwiththeirdefense,lesttheyshouldtherebygrowtoomilitary,andfeeltheirownstrength,suspicionsandjealousiesatthistimebeingentertain’dofthem,sentoverGeneralBraddockwithtworegimentsofregularEnglishtroopsforthatpurpose。HelandedatAlexandria,inVirginia,andthencemarch’dtoFrederictown,inMaryland,wherehehaltedforcarriages。OurAssemblyapprehending,fromsomeinformation,thathehadconceivedviolentprejudicesagainstthem,asaversetotheservice,wish’dmetowaituponhim,notasfromthem,butaspostmaster—general,undertheguiseofproposingtosettlewithhimthemodeofconductingwithmostcelerityandcertaintythedespatchesbetweenhimandthegovernorsoftheseveralprovinces,withwhomhemustnecessarilyhavecontinualcorrespondence,andofwhichtheypropos’dtopaytheexpense。Mysonaccompaniedmeonthisjourney。
  WefoundthegeneralatFrederictown,waitingimpatientlyforthereturnofthosehehadsentthro’thebackpartsofMarylandandVirginiatocollectwaggons。Istayedwithhimseveraldays,din’dwithhimdaily,andhadfullopportunityofremovingallhisprejudices,bytheinformationofwhattheAssemblyhadbeforehisarrivalactuallydone,andwerestillwillingtodo,tofacilitatehisoperations。WhenIwasabouttodepart,thereturnsofwaggonstobeobtainedwerebroughtin,bywhichitappear’dthattheyamountedonlytotwenty—five,andnotallofthosewereinserviceablecondition。Thegeneralandalltheofficersweresurpris’d,declar’dtheexpeditionwasthenatanend,beingimpossible,andexclaim’dagainsttheministersforignorantlylandingtheminacountrydestituteofthemeansofconveyingtheirstores,baggage,etc。,notlessthanonehundredandfiftywaggonsbeingnecessary。
  IhappenedtosayIthoughtitwasapitytheyhadnotbeenlandedratherinPennsylvania,asinthatcountryalmosteveryfarmerhadhiswaggon。Thegeneraleagerlylaidholdofmywords,andsaid,"Thenyou,sir,whoareamanofinterestthere,canprobablyprocurethemforus;andIbegyouwillundertakeit。"Iask’dwhattermsweretobeoffer’dtheownersofthewaggons;andIwasdesir’dtoputonpaperthetermsthatappearedtomenecessary。
  ThisIdid,andtheywereagreedto,andacommissionandinstructionsaccordinglyprepar’dimmediately。WhatthosetermswerewillappearintheadvertisementIpublish’dassoonasIarriv’datLancaster,whichbeing,fromthegreatandsuddeneffectitproduc’d,apieceofsomecuriosity,Ishallinsertitatlength,asfollows:
  "ADVERTISEMENT。
  "LANCASTER,April26,1755。
  "Whereas,onehundredandfiftywaggons,withfourhorsestoeachwaggon,andfifteenhundredsaddleorpackhorses,arewantedfortheserviceofhismajesty’sforcesnowabouttorendezvousatWill’sCreek,andhisexcellencyGeneralBraddockhavingbeenpleasedtoempowermetocontractforthehireofthesame,IherebygivenoticethatIshallattendforthatpurposeatLancasterfromthisdaytonextWednesdayevening,andatYorkfromnextThursdaymorningtillFridayevening,whereIshallbereadytoagreeforwaggonsandteams,orsinglehorses,onthefollowingterms,viz。:I。Thatthereshallbepaidforeachwaggon,withfourgoodhorsesandadriver,fifteenshillingsperdiem;andforeachablehorsewithapack—saddle,orothersaddleandfurniture,twoshillingsperdiem;andforeachablehorsewithoutasaddle,eighteenpenceperdiem。2。ThatthepaycommencefromthetimeoftheirjoiningtheforcesatWill’sCreek,whichmustbeonorbeforethe20thofMayensuing,andthatareasonableallowancebepaidoverandaboveforthetimenecessaryfortheirtravellingtoWill’sCreekandhomeagainaftertheirdischarge。3。Eachwaggonandteam,andeverysaddleorpackhorse,istobevaluedbyindifferentpersonschosenbetweenmeandtheowner;andincaseofthelossofanywaggon,team,orotherhorseintheservice,thepriceaccordingtosuchvaluationistobeallowedandpaid。4。Sevendays’
  payistobeadvancedandpaidinhandbymetotheownerofeachwaggonandteam,orhorse,atthetimeofcontracting,ifrequired,andtheremaindertobepaidbyGeneralBraddock,orbythepaymasterofthearmy,atthetimeoftheirdischarge,orfromtimetotime,asitshallbedemanded。5。Nodriversofwaggons,orpersonstakingcareofthehiredhorses,areonanyaccounttobecalledupontodothedutyofsoldiers,orbeotherwiseemployedthaninconductingortakingcareoftheircarriagesorhorses。6。Alloats,Indiancorn,orotherforagethatwaggonsorhorsesbringtothecamp,morethanisnecessaryforthesubsistenceofthehorses,istobetakenfortheuseofthearmy,andareasonablepricepaidforthesame。
  "Note。——Myson,WilliamFranklin,isempoweredtoenterintolikecontractswithanypersoninCumberlandcounty。
  "B。FRANKLIN。"
  "TotheinhabitantsoftheCountiesofLancaster,YorkandCumberland。
  "FriendsandCountrymen,"BeingoccasionallyatthecampatFredericafewdayssince,Ifoundthegeneralandofficersextremelyexasperatedonaccountoftheirnotbeingsuppliedwithhorsesandcarriages,whichhadbeenexpectedfromthisprovince,asmostabletofurnishthem;
  but,throughthedissensionsbetweenourgovernorandAssembly,moneyhadnotbeenprovided,noranystepstakenforthatpurpose。
  "Itwasproposedtosendanarmedforceimmediatelyintothesecounties,toseizeasmanyofthebestcarriagesandhorsesasshouldbewanted,andcompelasmanypersonsintotheserviceaswouldbenecessarytodriveandtakecareofthem。
  "IapprehendedthattheprogressofBritishsoldiersthroughthesecountiesonsuchanoccasion,especiallyconsideringthetempertheyarein,andtheirresentmentagainstus,wouldbeattendedwithmanyandgreatinconveniencestotheinhabitants,andthereforemorewillinglytookthetroubleoftryingfirstwhatmightbedonebyfairandequitablemeans。ThepeopleofthesebackcountieshavelatelycomplainedtotheAssemblythatasufficientcurrencywaswanting;youhaveanopportunityofreceivinganddividingamongyouaveryconsiderablesum;for,iftheserviceofthisexpeditionshouldcontinue,asitismorethanprobableitwill,foronehundredandtwentydays,thehireofthesewaggonsandhorseswillamounttoupwardofthirtythousandpounds,whichwillbepaidyouinsilverandgoldoftheking’smoney。
  "Theservicewillbelightandeasy,forthearmywillscarcemarchabovetwelvemilesperday,andthewaggonsandbaggage—horses,astheycarrythosethingsthatareabsolutelynecessarytothewelfareofthearmy,mustmarchwiththearmy,andnofaster;andare,forthearmy’ssake,alwaysplacedwheretheycanbemostsecure,whetherinamarchorinacamp。
  "Ifyouarereally,asIbelieveyouare,goodandloyalsubjectstohismajesty,youmaynowdoamostacceptableservice,andmakeiteasytoyourselves;forthreeorfourofsuchascannotseparatelysparefromthebusinessoftheirplantationsawaggonandfourhorsesandadriver,maydoittogether,onefurnishingthewaggon,anotheroneortwohorses,andanotherthedriver,anddividethepayproportionatelybetweenyou;butifyoudonotthisservicetoyourkingandcountryvoluntarily,whensuchgoodpayandreasonabletermsareofferedtoyou,yourloyaltywillbestronglysuspected。
  Theking’sbusinessmustbedone;somanybravetroops,comesofarforyourdefense,mustnotstandidlethroughyourbackwardnesstodowhatmaybereasonablyexpectedfromyou;waggonsandhorsesmustbehad;violentmeasureswillprobablybeused,andyouwillbelefttoseekforarecompensewhereyoucanfindit,andyourcase,perhaps,belittlepitiedorregarded。
  "Ihavenoparticularinterestinthisaffair,as,exceptthesatisfactionofendeavoringtodogood,Ishallhaveonlymylabourformypains。Ifthismethodofobtainingthewaggonsandhorsesisnotlikelytosucceed,Iamobligedtosendwordtothegeneralinfourteendays;andIsupposeSirJohnSt。Clair,thehussar,withabodyofsoldiers,willimmediatelyentertheprovinceforthepurpose,whichIshallbesorrytohear,becauseI
  amverysincerelyandtrulyyourfriendandwell—wisher,B。FRANKLIN。"
  Ireceivedofthegeneralabouteighthundredpounds,tobedisbursedinadvance—moneytothewaggonowners,etc。;but,thatsumbeinginsufficient,Iadvanc’dupwardoftwohundredpoundsmore,andintwoweekstheonehundredandfiftywaggons,withtwohundredandfifty—ninecarryinghorses,wereontheirmarchforthecamp。
  Theadvertisementpromisedpaymentaccordingtothevaluation,incaseanywaggonorhorseshouldbelost。Theowners,however,allegingtheydidnotknowGeneralBraddock,orwhatdependencemightbehadonhispromise,insistedonmybondfortheperformance,whichIaccordinglygavethem。
  WhileIwasatthecamp,suppingoneeveningwiththeofficersofColonelDunbar’sregiment,herepresentedtomehisconcernforthesubalterns,who,hesaid,weregenerallynotinaffluence,andcouldillafford,inthisdearcountry,tolayinthestoresthatmightbenecessaryinsolongamarch,thro’awilderness,wherenothingwastobepurchas’d。Icommiseratedtheircase,andresolvedtoendeavorprocuringthemsomerelief。Isaidnothing,however,tohimofmyintention,butwrotethenextmorningtothecommitteeoftheAssembly,whohadthedispositionofsomepublicmoney,warmlyrecommendingthecaseoftheseofficerstotheirconsideration,andproposingthatapresentshouldbesentthemofnecessariesandrefreshments。Myson,whohadsomeexperienceofacamplife,andofitswants,drewupalistforme,whichIenclos’dinmyletter。
  Thecommitteeapprov’d,andusedsuchdiligencethat,conductedbymyson,thestoresarrivedatthecampassoonasthewaggons。
  Theyconsistedoftwentyparcels,eachcontaining6lbs。loafsugar。1Gloucestercheese。
  6lbs。goodMuscovadodo。1keggcontaining20lbs。good1lb。goodgreentea。butter。
  1lb。goodboheado。2doz。oldMadeirawine。
  6lbs。goodgroundcoffee。2gallonsJamaicaspirits。
  6lbs。chocolate。1bottleflourofmustard。
  1—2cwt。bestwhitebiscuit。2well—cur’dhams。
  1—2lb。pepper。1—2dozendry’dtongues。
  1quartbestwhitewinevinegar6lbs。rice。
  6lbs。raisins。
  Thesetwentyparcels,wellpack’d,wereplacedonasmanyhorses,eachparcel,withthehorse,beingintendedasapresentforoneofficer。Theywereverythankfullyreceiv’d,andthekindnessacknowledg’dbyletterstomefromthecolonelsofbothregiments,inthemostgratefulterms。Thegeneral,too,washighlysatisfiedwithmyconductinprocuringhimthewaggons,etc。,andreadilypaidmyaccountofdisbursements,thankingmerepeatedly,andrequestingmyfartherassistanceinsendingprovisionsafterhim。
  Iundertookthisalso,andwasbusilyemploy’dinittillweheardofhisdefeat,advancingfortheserviceofmyownmoney,upwardsofonethousandpoundssterling,ofwhichIsenthimanaccount。
  Itcametohishands,luckilyforme,afewdaysbeforethebattle,andhereturn’dmeimmediatelyanorderonthepaymasterfortheroundsumofonethousandpounds,leavingtheremaindertothenextaccount。
  Iconsiderthispaymentasgoodluck,havingneverbeenabletoobtainthatremainder,ofwhichmorehereafter。
  Thisgeneralwas,Ithink,abraveman,andmightprobablyhavemadeafigureasagoodofficerinsomeEuropeanwar。Buthehadtoomuchself—confidence,toohighanopinionofthevalidityofregulartroops,andtoomeanaoneofbothAmericansandIndians。
  GeorgeCroghan,ourIndianinterpreter,join’dhimonhismarchwithonehundredofthosepeople,whomighthavebeenofgreatusetohisarmyasguides,scouts,etc。,ifhehadtreatedthemkindly;
  butheslightedandneglectedthem,andtheygraduallylefthim。
  Inconversationwithhimoneday,hewasgivingmesomeaccountofhisintendedprogress。"AftertakingFortDuquesne,"sayshe,"IamtoproceedtoNiagara;and,havingtakenthat,toFrontenac,iftheseasonwillallowtime;andIsupposeitwill,forDuquesnecanhardlydetainmeabovethreeorfourdays;andthenIseenothingthatcanobstructmymarchtoNiagara。"Havingbeforerevolv’dinmymindthelonglinehisarmymustmakeintheirmarchbyaverynarrowroad,tobecutforthemthro’thewoodsandbushes,andalsowhatIhadreadofaformerdefeatoffifteenhundredFrench,whoinvadedtheIroquoiscountry,Ihadconceiv’dsomedoubtsandsomefearsfortheeventofthecampaign。ButIventur’donlytosay,"Tobesure,sir,ifyouarrivewellbeforeDuquesne,withthesefinetroops,sowellprovidedwithartillery,thatplacenotyetcompleatlyfortified,andaswehearwithnoverystronggarrison,canprobablymakebutashortresistance。TheonlydangerIapprehendofobstructiontoyourmarchisfromambuscadesofIndians,who,byconstantpractice,aredexterousinlayingandexecutingthem;
  andtheslenderline,nearfourmileslong,whichyourarmymustmake,mayexposeittobeattack’dbysurpriseinitsflanks,andtobecutlikeathreadintoseveralpieces,which,fromtheirdistance,cannotcomeupintimetosupporteachother。"
  Hesmil’datmyignorance,andreply’d,"Thesesavagesmay,indeed,beaformidableenemytoyourrawAmericanmilitia,butupontheking’sregularanddisciplin’dtroops,sir,itisimpossibletheyshouldmakeanyimpression。"Iwasconsciousofanimproprietyinmydisputingwithamilitarymaninmattersofhisprofession,andsaidnomore。Theenemy,however,didnottaketheadvantageofhisarmywhichIapprehendeditslonglineofmarchexpos’ditto,butletitadvancewithoutinterruptiontillwithinninemilesoftheplace;andthen,whenmoreinabody(forithadjustpassedariver,wherethefronthadhaltedtillallwerecomeover),andinamoreopenpartofthewoodsthananyithadpass’d,attack’ditsadvancedguardbyaheavyfirefrombehindtreesandbushes,whichwasthefirstintelligencethegeneralhadofanenemy’sbeingnearhim。Thisguardbeingdisordered,thegeneralhurriedthetroopsuptotheirassistance,whichwasdoneingreatconfusion,thro’waggons,baggage,andcattle;andpresentlythefirecameupontheirflank:theofficers,beingonhorseback,weremoreeasilydistinguish’d,pick’doutasmarks,andfellveryfast;andthesoldierswerecrowdedtogetherinahuddle,havingorhearingnoorders,andstandingtobeshotattilltwo—thirdsofthemwerekilled;
  andthen,beingseiz’dwithapanick,thewholefledwithprecipitation。
  Thewaggonerstookeachahorseoutofhisteamandscamper’d;
  theirexamplewasimmediatelyfollowedbyothers;sothatallthewaggons,provisions,artillery,andstoreswerelefttotheenemy。
  Thegeneral,beingwounded,wasbroughtoffwithdifficulty;
  hissecretary,Mr。Shirley,waskilledbyhisside;andoutofeighty—sixofficers,sixty—threewerekilledorwounded,andsevenhundredandfourteenmenkilledoutofelevenhundred。
  Theseelevenhundredhadbeenpickedmenfromthewholearmy;
  theresthadbeenleftbehindwithColonelDunbar,whowastofollowwiththeheavierpartofthestores,provisions,andbaggage。
  Theflyers,notbeingpursu’d,arriv’datDunbar’scamp,andthepanicktheybroughtwiththeminstantlyseiz’dhimandallhispeople;and,tho’hehadnowaboveonethousandmen,andtheenemywhobadbeatenBraddockdidnotatmostexceedfourhundredIndiansandFrenchtogether,insteadofproceeding,andendeavoringtorecoversomeofthelosthonour,heorderedallthestores,ammunition,etc。,tobedestroy’d,thathemighthavemorehorsestoassisthisflighttowardsthesettlements,andlesslumbertoremove。HewastheremetwithrequestsfromthegovernorsofVirginia,Maryland,andPennsylvania,thathewouldposthistroopsonthefrontiers,soastoaffordsomeprotectiontotheinhabitants;buthecontinu’dhishastymarchthro’
  allthecountry,notthinkinghimselfsafetillhearriv’datPhiladelphia,wheretheinhabitantscouldprotecthim。ThiswholetransactiongaveusAmericansthefirstsuspicionthatourexaltedideasoftheprowessofBritishregularshadnotbeenwellfounded。
  Intheirfirstmarch,too,fromtheirlandingtilltheygotbeyondthesettlements,theyhadplunderedandstrippedtheinhabitants,totallyruiningsomepoorfamilies,besidesinsulting,abusing,andconfiningthepeopleiftheyremonstrated。Thiswasenoughtoputusoutofconceitofsuchdefenders,ifwehadreallywantedany。HowdifferentwastheconductofourFrenchfriendsin1781,who,duringamarchthro’themostinhabitedpartofourcountryfromRhodeIslandtoVirginia,nearsevenhundredmiles,occasionednotthesmallestcomplaintforthelossofapig,achicken,orevenanapple。
  CaptainOrme,whowasoneofthegeneral’saids—de—camp,and,beinggrievouslywounded,wasbroughtoffwithhim,andcontinu’dwithhimtohisdeath,whichhappen’dinafewdays,toldmethathewastotallysilentallthefirstday,andatnightonlysaid,"Whowouldhavethoughtit?"Thathewassilentagainthefollowingday,sayingonlyatlast,"Weshallbetterknowhowtodealwiththemanothertime;"anddy’dinafewminutesafter。
  Thesecretary’spapers,withallthegeneral’sorders,instructions,andcorrespondence,fallingintotheenemy’shands,theyselectedandtranslatedintoFrenchanumberofthearticles,whichtheyprinted,toprovethehostileintentionsoftheBritishcourtbeforethedeclarationofwar。AmongtheseIsawsomelettersofthegeneraltotheministry,speakinghighlyofthegreatserviceIhadrenderedthearmy,andrecommendingmetotheirnotice。
  DavidHume,too,whowassomeyearsaftersecretarytoLordHertford,whenministerinFrance,andafterwardtoGeneralConway,whensecretaryofstate,toldmehehadseenamongthepapersinthatoffice,lettersfromBraddockhighlyrecommendingme。But,theexpeditionhavingbeenunfortunate,myservice,itseems,wasnotthoughtofmuchvalue,forthoserecommendationswereneverofanyusetome。
  Astorewardsfromhimself,Iask’donlyone,whichwas,thathewouldgiveorderstohisofficersnottoenlistanymoreofourboughtservants,andthathewoulddischargesuchashadbeenalreadyenlisted。
  Thishereadilygranted,andseveralwereaccordinglyreturn’dtotheirmasters,onmyapplication。Dunbar,whenthecommanddevolv’donhim,wasnotsogenerous。HebeingatPhiladelphia,onhisretreat,orratherflight,Iapply’dtohimforthedischargeoftheservantsofthreepoorfarmersofLancastercountythathehadenlisted,remindinghimofthelategeneral’sordersonthatbead。
  Hepromisedmethat,ifthemasterswouldcometohimatTrenton,whereheshouldbeinafewdaysonhismarchtoNewYork,hewouldtheredelivertheirmentothem。TheyaccordinglywereattheexpenseandtroubleofgoingtoTrenton,andthereherefus’dtoperformhispromise,totheirgreatlossanddisappointment。
  Assoonasthelossofthewaggonsandhorseswasgenerallyknown,alltheownerscameuponmeforthevaluationwhichIhadgivenbondtopay。Theirdemandsgavemeagreatdealoftrouble,myacquaintingthemthatthemoneywasreadyinthepaymaster’shands,butthatordersforpayingitmustfirstbeobtainedfromGeneralShirley,andmyassuringthemthatIhadapply’dtothatgeneralbyletter;
  but,hebeingatadistance,ananswercouldnotsoonbereceiv’d,andtheymusthavepatience,allthiswasnotsufficienttosatisfy,andsomebegantosueme。GeneralShirleyatlengthrelievedmefromthisterriblesituationbyappointingcommissionerstoexaminetheclaims,andorderingpayment。Theyamountedtoneartwentythousandpound,whichtopaywouldhaveruinedme。
  Beforewehadthenewsofthisdefeat,thetwoDoctorsBondcametomewithasubscriptionpaperforraisingmoneytodefraytheexpenseofagrandfirework,whichitwasintendedtoexhibitatarejoicingonreceiptofthenewsofourtakingFortDuquesne。
  Ilookedgrave,andsaiditwould,Ithought,betimeenoughtopreparefortherejoicingwhenweknewweshouldhaveoccasiontorejoice。Theyseem’dsurpris’dthatIdidnotimmediatelycomplywiththeirproposal。"Whythed——l!"saysoneofthem,"yousurelydon’tsupposethatthefortwillnotbetaken?"
  "Idon’tknowthatitwillnotbetaken,butIknowthattheeventsofwararesubjecttogreatuncertainty。"Igavethemthereasonsofmydoubting;thesubscriptionwasdropt,andtheprojectorstherebymissedthemortificationtheywouldhaveundergoneifthefireworkhadbeenprepared。Dr。Bond,onsomeotheroccasionafterward,saidthathedidnotlikeFranklin’sforebodings。
  GovernorMorris,whohadcontinuallyworriedtheAssemblywithmessageaftermessagebeforethedefeatofBraddock,tobeatthemintothemakingofactstoraisemoneyforthedefenseoftheprovince,withouttaxing,amongothers,theproprietaryestates,andhadrejectedalltheirbillsfornothavingsuchanexemptingclause,nowredoubledhisattackswithmorehopeofsuccess,thedangerandnecessitybeinggreater。TheAssembly,however,continu’dfirm,believingtheyhadjusticeontheirside,andthatitwouldbegivingupanessentialrightiftheysufferedthegovernortoamendtheirmoney—bills。Inoneofthelast,indeed,whichwasforgrantingfiftythousandpounds,hispropos’damendmentwasonlyofasingleword。Thebillexpressed"thatallestates,realandpersonal,weretobetaxed,thoseoftheproprietariesnotexcepted。"Hisamendmentwas,fornotreadonly:asmall,butverymaterialalteration。However,whenthenewsofthisdisasterreachedEngland,ourfriendsthere,whomwehadtakencaretofurnishwithalltheAssembly’sanswerstothegovernor’smessages,rais’daclamoragainsttheproprietariesfortheirmeannessandinjusticeingivingtheirgovernorsuchinstructions;somegoingsofarastosaythat,byobstructingthedefenseoftheirprovince,theyforfeitedtheirrighttoit。Theywereintimidatedbythis,andsentorderstotheirreceiver—generaltoaddfivethousandpoundsoftheirmoneytowhateversummightbegivenbytheAssemblyforsuchpurpose。
  This,beingnotifiedtotheHouse,wasacceptedinlieuoftheirshareofageneraltax,andanewbillwasform’d,withanexemptingclause,whichpassedaccordingly。BythisactIwasappointedoneofthecommissionersfordisposingofthemoney,sixtythousandpounds。
  Ihadbeenactiveinmodellingthebillandprocuringitspassage,andhad,atthesametime,drawnabillforestablishinganddiscipliningofavoluntarymilitia,whichIcarriedthro’
  theHousewithoutmuchdifficulty,ascarewastakeninittoleavetheQuakersattheirliberty。Topromotetheassociationnecessarytoformthemilitia,Iwroteadialogue,statingandansweringalltheobjectionsIcouldthinkoftosuchamilitia,whichwasprinted,andhad,asIthought,greateffect。
  Thisdialogueandthemilitiaactareinthe"Gentleman’sMagazine"forFebruaryandMarch,1756。
  ——[Marg。note。]
  Whiletheseveralcompaniesinthecityandcountrywereformingandlearningtheirexercise,thegovernorprevail’dwithmetotakechargeofourNorth—westernfrontier,whichwasinfestedbytheenemy,andprovideforthedefenseoftheinhabitantsbyraisingtroopsandbuildingalineofforts。Iundertookthismilitarybusiness,tho’Ididnotconceivemyselfwellqualifiedforit。Hegavemeacommissionwithfullpowers,andaparcelofblankcommissionsforofficers,tobegiventowhomIthoughtfit。Ihadbutlittledifficultyinraisingmen,havingsoonfivehundredandsixtyundermycommand。
  Myson,whohadintheprecedingwarbeenanofficerinthearmyrais’dagainstCanada,wasmyaid—de—camp,andofgreatusetome。
  TheIndianshadburnedGnadenhut,avillagesettledbytheMoravians,andmassacredtheinhabitants;buttheplacewasthoughtagoodsituationforoneoftheforts。
  Inordertomarchthither,IassembledthecompaniesatBethlehem,thechiefestablishmentofthosepeople。Iwassurprisedtofinditinsogoodapostureofdefense;thedestructionofGnadenhuthadmadethemapprehenddanger。Theprincipalbuildingsweredefendedbyastockade;theyhadpurchasedaquantityofarmsandammunitionfromNewYork,andhadevenplac’dquantitiesofsmallpavingstonesbetweenthewindowsoftheirhighstonehouses,fortheirwomentothrowdownupontheheadsofanyIndiansthatshouldattempttoforceintothem。Thearmedbrethren,too,keptwatch,andreliev’dasmethodicallyasinanygarrisontown。
  Inconversationwiththebishop,Spangenberg,Imention’dthismysurprise;for,knowingtheyhadobtainedanactofParliamentexemptingthemfrommilitarydutiesinthecolonies,Ihadsuppos’dtheywereconscientiouslyscrupulousofbearingarms。
  Heanswer’dmethatitwasnotoneoftheirestablishedprinciples,butthat,atthetimeoftheirobtainingthatact,itwasthoughttobeaprinciplewithmanyoftheirpeople。Onthisoccasion,however,they,totheirsurprise,founditadoptedbybutafew。
  Itseemstheywereeitherdeceiv’dinthemselves,ordeceiv’dtheParliament;butcommonsense,aidedbypresentdanger,willsometimesbetoostrongforwhimsicalopinions。
  ItwasthebeginningofJanuarywhenwesetoutuponthisbusinessofbuildingforts。IsentonedetachmenttowardtheMinisink,withinstructionstoerectoneforthesecurityofthatupperpartofthecountry,andanothertothelowerpart,withsimilarinstructions;
  andIconcludedtogomyselfwiththerestofmyforcetoGnadenhut,whereafortwastho’tmoreimmediatelynecessary。TheMoraviansprocur’dmefivewaggonsforourtools,stores,baggage,etc。
  JustbeforeweleftBethlehem,elevenfarmers,whohadbeendrivenfromtheirplantationsbytheIndians,cametomerequestingasupplyoffirearms,thattheymightgobackandfetchofftheircattle。
  Igavethemeachagunwithsuitableammunition。Wehadnotmarch’dmanymilesbeforeitbegantorain,anditcontinuedrainingallday;
  therewerenohabitationsontheroadtoshelterus,tillwearriv’dnearnightatthehouseofaGerman,where,andinhisbarn,wewereallhuddledtogether,aswetaswatercouldmakeus。
  Itwaswellwewerenotattack’dinourmarch,forourarmswereofthemostordinarysort,andourmencouldnotkeeptheirgunlocksdry。
  TheIndiansaredextrousincontrivancesforthatpurpose,whichwehadnot。Theymetthatdaytheelevenpoorfarmersabovementioned,andkilledtenofthem。Theonewhoescap’dinform’dthathisandhiscompanions’gunswouldnotgooff,theprimingbeingwetwiththerain。
  Thenextdaybeingfair,wecontinu’dourmarch,andarriv’datthedesolatedGnadenhut。Therewasasaw—millnear,roundwhichwereleftseveralpilesofboards,withwhichwesoonhuttedourselves;
  anoperationthemorenecessaryatthatinclementseason,aswehadnotents。Ourfirstworkwastoburymoreeffectuallythedeadwefoundthere,whohadbeenhalfinterr’dbythecountrypeople。
  Thenextmorningourfortwasplann’dandmark’dout,thecircumferencemeasuringfourhundredandfifty—fivefeet,whichwouldrequireasmanypalisadestobemadeoftrees,onewithanother,ofafootdiametereach。Ouraxes,ofwhichwehadseventy,wereimmediatelysettoworktocutdowntrees,and,ourmenbeingdextrousintheuseofthem,greatdespatchwasmade。
  Seeingthetreesfallsofast,Ihadthecuriositytolookatmywatchwhentwomenbegantocutatapine;insixminutestheyhaditupontheground,andIfounditoffourteeninchesdiameter。Eachpinemadethreepalisadesofeighteenfeetlong,pointedatoneend。
  Whilethesewerepreparing,ourothermendugatrenchallround,ofthreefeetdeep,inwhichthepalisadesweretobeplanted;
  and,ourwaggons,thebodysbeingtakenoff,andtheforeandhindwheelsseparatedbytakingoutthepinwhichunitedthetwopartsoftheperch,wehadtencarriages,withtwohorseseach,tobringthepalisadesfromthewoodstothespot。Whentheyweresetup,ourcarpentersbuiltastageofboardsallroundwithin,aboutsixfeethigh,forthementostandonwhentofirethro’theloopholes。
  Wehadoneswivelgun,whichwemountedononeoftheangles,andfir’ditassoonasfix’d,tolettheIndiansknow,ifanywerewithinhearing,thatwehadsuchpieces;andthusourfort,ifsuchamagnificentnamemaybegiventosomiserableastockade,wasfinish’dinaweek,thoughitrain’dsohardeveryotherdaythatthemencouldnotwork。
  Thisgavemeoccasiontoobserve,that,whenmenareemploy’d,theyarebestcontent’d;foronthedaystheyworkedtheyweregood—natur’dandcheerful,and,withtheconsciousnessofhavingdoneagoodday’swork,theyspenttheeveningjollily;butonouridledaystheyweremutinousandquarrelsome,findingfaultwiththeirpork,thebread,etc。,andincontinualill—humor,whichputmeinmindofasea—captain,whoseruleitwastokeephismenconstantlyatwork;and,whenhismateoncetoldhimthattheyhaddoneeverything,andtherewasnothingfurthertoemploythemabout,"Oh,"sayshe,"Makethemscourtheanchor。"
  Thiskindoffort,howevercontemptible,isasufficientdefenseagainstIndians,whohavenocannon。Findingourselvesnowpostedsecurely,andhavingaplacetoretreattoonoccasion,weventur’doutinpartiestoscourtheadjacentcountry。WemetwithnoIndians,butwefoundtheplacesontheneighboringhillswheretheyhadlaintowatchourproceedings。Therewasanartintheircontrivanceofthoseplaces,thatseemsworthmention。Itbeingwinter,afirewasnecessaryforthem;butacommonfireonthesurfaceofthegroundwouldbyitslighthavediscoveredtheirpositionatadistance。
  Theyhadthereforedugholesinthegroundaboutthreefeetdiameter,andsomewhatdeeper;wesawwheretheyhadwiththeirhatchetscutoffthecharcoalfromthesidesofburntlogslyinginthewoods。
  Withthesecoalstheyhadmadesmallfiresinthebottomoftheholes,andweobserv’damongtheweedsandgrasstheprintsoftheirbodies,madebytheirlayingallround,withtheirlegshangingdownintheholestokeeptheirfeetwarm,which,withthem,isanessentialpoint。Thiskindoffire,somanag’d,couldnotdiscoverthem,eitherbyitslight,flame,sparks,orevensmoke:
  itappear’dthattheirnumberwasnotgreat,anditseemstheysawweweretoomanytobeattackedbythemwithprospectofadvantage。
  WehadforourchaplainazealousPresbyterianminister,Mr。Beatty,whocomplainedtomethatthemendidnotgenerallyattendhisprayersandexhortations。Whentheyenlisted,theywerepromised,besidespayandprovisions,agillofrumaday,whichwaspunctuallyserv’douttothem,halfinthemorning,andtheotherhalfintheevening;
  andIobserv’dtheywereaspunctualinattendingtoreceiveit;
  uponwhichIsaidtoMr。Beatty,"Itis,perhaps,belowthedignityofyourprofessiontoactasstewardoftherum,butifyouweretodealitoutandonlyjustafterprayers,youwouldhavethemallaboutyou。"
  Helikedthetho’t,undertooktheoffice,and,withthehelpofafewhandstomeasureouttheliquor,executedittosatisfaction,andneverwereprayersmoregenerallyandmorepunctuallyattended;
  sothatIthoughtthismethodpreferabletothepunishmentinflictedbysomemilitarylawsfornon—attendanceondivineservice。
  Ihadhardlyfinish’dthisbusiness,andgotmyfortwellstor’dwithprovisions,whenIreceiv’daletterfromthegovernor,acquaintingmethathehadcall’dtheAssembly,andwishedmyattendancethere,ifthepostureofaffairsonthefrontierswassuchthatmyremainingtherewasnolongernecessary。
  Myfriends,too,oftheAssembly,pressingmebytheirletterstobe,ifpossible,atthemeeting,andmythreeintendedfortsbeingnowcompleated,andtheinhabitantscontentedtoremainontheirfarmsunderthatprotection,Iresolvedtoreturn;themorewillingly,asaNewEnglandofficer,ColonelClapham,experiencedinIndianwar,beingonavisittoourestablishment,consentedtoacceptthecommand。
  Igavehimacommission,and,paradingthegarrison,haditreadbeforethem,andintroduc’dhimtothemasanofficerwho,fromhisskillinmilitaryaffairs,wasmuchmorefittocommandthemthanmyself;and,givingthemalittleexhortation,tookmyleave。
  IwasescortedasfarasBethlehem,whereIrestedafewdaystorecoverfromthefatigueIhadundergone。Thefirstnight,beinginagoodbed,Icouldhardlysleep,itwassodifferentfrommyhardlodgingonthefloorofourhutatGnadenwraptonlyinablanketortwo。
  WhileatBethlehem,Iinquir’dalittleintothepracticeoftheMoravians:someofthemhadaccompaniedme,andallwereverykindtome。Ifoundtheywork’dforacommonstock,eatatcommontables,andsleptincommondormitories,greatnumberstogether。
  InthedormitoriesIobservedloopholes,atcertaindistancesallalongjustundertheceiling,whichIthoughtjudiciouslyplacedforchangeofair。Iwasattheirchurch,whereIwasentertain’dwithgoodmusick,theorganbeingaccompaniedwithviolins,hautboys,flutes,clarinets,etc。Iunderstoodthattheirsermonswerenotusuallypreachedtomixedcongregationsofmen,women,andchildren,asisourcommonpractice,butthattheyassembledsometimesthemarriedmen,atothertimestheirwives,thentheyoungmen,theyoungwomen,andthelittlechildren,eachdivisionbyitself。
  ThesermonIheardwastothelatter,whocameinandwereplac’dinrowsonbenches;theboysundertheconductofayoungman,theirtutor,andthegirlsconductedbyayoungwoman。Thediscourseseem’dwelladaptedtotheircapacities,andwasdeliver’dinapleasing,familiarmanner,coaxingthem,asitwere,tobegood。Theybehav’dveryorderly,butlookedpaleandunhealthy,whichmademesuspecttheywerekepttoomuchwithindoors,ornotallow’dsufficientexercise。
  Iinquir’dconcerningtheMoravianmarriages,whetherthereportwastruethattheywerebylot。Iwastoldthatlotswereus’donlyinparticularcases;thatgenerally,whenayoungmanfoundhimselfdispos’dtomarry,heinform’dtheeldersofhisclass,whoconsultedtheelderladiesthatgovern’dtheyoungwomen。