’THEREVJOSHUACRAWLEY,M。A。,PerpetualCurateofHogglestock’
  Hewasthenusheredintoawaiting—room,but,tohisdisappointment,wasnotkepttherewaitinglong。Withinthreeminuteshewasusheredintothebishop’sstudy,andintothepresenceofthetwogreatluminariesofthediocese。HewasatfirstsomewhatdisconcertedbyfindingMrsProudieintheroom。Intheimaginaryconversationwiththebishopwhichhehadbeenpreparingontheroad,hehadconceivedthatthebishopwouldbeattendedbyachaplain,andhehadsuitedhiswordstothejointdiscomfitureofthebishopandofthelowerclergyman;——butnowthelineofhisbattlemustbealtered。Thiswasnodoubtaninjury,buthetrustedtohiscourageandreadinesstoenablehimtosurmountit。Hehadlefthishatbehindhiminthewaitingroom,buthekepthisoldshortcloakstilluponhisshoulders;andwhenheenteredthebishop’sroomhishandsandarmswerehidbeneathit。Therewassomethinglowlyinthisconstrainedgait。Itshowedatleastthathehadnoideaofbeingaskedtoshakehandswiththeaugustpersonshemightmeet。Andhisheadwassomewhatbowed,thoughhisgreat,bald,broadforeheadshoweditselfsoprominent,thatneitherthebishopnorMrsProudiecoulddropitfromtheirsightduringthewholeinterview。Hewasamanwhowhenseencouldhardlybeforgotten。Thedeepangryremonstranteyes,theshaggyeyebrows,tellingtalesoffrequentanger——ofangerfrequentbutgenerallysilent——therepressedindignationofthehabitualfrown,thelongnoseandlargepowerfulmouth,thedeepfurrowsonthecheek,andthegenerallookofthoughtandsuffering,allcombinedtomaketheappearanceofthemanremarkable,andtodescribetothebeholdersatoncehistruecharacter。NooneeveronseeingMrCrawleytookhimtobeahappyman,oraweakman,oranignorantman,orawiseman。
  ’Youareverypunctual,MrCrawley,’saidthebishop。MrCrawleysimplybowedhishead,stillkeepinghishandsbeneathhiscloak。’Willyounottakeachairnearertothefire?’MrCrawleyhadnotseatedhimself,buthadplacedhimselfinfrontofachairattheextremeendoftheroom——resolvedthathewouldnotuseitunlessheweredulyasked。
  ’Thankyou,mylord,’hesaid。’Iamwarmwithwalking,andifyouplease,willavoidthefire。’
  ’Youhavenotwalked,MrCrawley?’
  ’Yes,mylord;Ihavebeenwalking。’
  ’NotfromHogglestock!’
  NowthiswasamatterwhichMrCrawleycertainlydidnotmeantodiscusswiththebishop。Itmightbewellforthebishoptodemandhispresenceinthepalace,butitcouldbenopartofthebishop’sdutytoinquirehowhegotthere。’That,mylord,isamatterofnomoment,’saidhe。’I
  amgladatanyratethatIhavebeenenabletoobeyyourlordship’sorderincominghitheronthismorning。’
  HithertoMrsProudiehadnotsaidaword。Shestoodbackintheroom,nearthefire——morebackwardagooddealthanshewasaccustomedtodowhenclergymenmadetheirordinaryvisits。Onsuchoccasionsshewouldcomeforwardandshakehandswiththemgraciously——graciously,evenifproudly;butshehadfeltthatshemustdonothingofthatkindnow;
  theremustbenoshakinghandswithamanwhohadstolenachequefortwentypounds!ItmightprobablybenecessarytokeepMrCrawleyatadistance,andthereforeshehadremainedinthebackground。ButMrCrawleyseemeddisposedtokeephimselfinthebackground,andthereforeshecouldspeak。’Ihopeyourwifeandchildrenarewell,MrCrawley’
  shesaid。
  ’Thankyou,madam,mychildrenarequitewell,andMrsCrawleysuffersnospecialailmentatpresent。’
  ’Thatismuchtobethankfulfor,MrCrawley。’Whetherhewereorwerenotthankfulforsuchmerciesasthesewasnobusinessofthebishoporofthebishop’swife。ThatwasbetweenhimandhisGod。Sohewouldnotevenbowtothiscivility,butsatwithhisheaderect,andwithagreatfrownonhisheavybrow。
  Thenthebishoprosefromhischairtospeak,intendingtotakeupapositionontherug。ButashedidsoMrCrawley,whohadalsoseatedhimselfonanintimationthathewasexpectedtositdown,rosealso,andthebishopfoundthathewouldthuslosehisexpectedvantage。’Willyounotbeseated,MrCrawley?’saidthebishop。MrCrawleysmiled,butstoodhisground。Thenthebishopreturnedtohisarm—chair,andMrCrawleyalsosatdownagain。’MrCrawley,’beganthebishop,’thismatterwhichtheotherdaycamebeforethemagistratesatSilverbridgehasbeenamostunfortunateaffair。Ithasgivenme,Icanassureyou,themostsincerepain。’
  MrCrawleyhadmadeuphismindhowfarthebishopshouldbeallowedtogowithoutarebuke。Hehadtoldhimselfthatitwouldonlybenatural,andwouldnotbeunbecoming,thatthebishopshouldalludetoameetingofthemagistratesandtotheallegedtheft,andthatthereforesuchallusionsshouldbeenduredwithpatienthumility。And,moreover,themoreropehegavethebishop,themorelikelythebishopwouldbetoentanglehimself。ItcertainlywasMrCrawley’swishthatthebishopshouldentanglehimself。He,therefore,replied,verymeekly。’Ithasbeenmostunfortunate,mylord。’
  ’IhavefeltforMrsCrawleyverydeeply,’saidMrsProudie。MrCrawleynowmadeuphismindthataslongasitwaspossiblehewouldignorethepresenceofMrsProudiealtogether;and,therefore,hemadenosignthathehadheardthelatterremark。
  ’Ithasbeenmostunfortunate,’continuedthebishop。’Ihaveneverbeforehadaclergymaninmydioceseplacedinsodistressingaposition。’
  ’Thatisamatterofopinion,mylord,’saidMrCrawley,whoatthatmomentthoughtofacrisisthathadcomeinthelifeofanotherclergymaninthedioceseofBarchester,andthecircumstancesofwhichhehadbychancebecomeacquainted。
  ’Exactly,’saidthebishop。’AndIamexpressingmyopinion。’MrCrawley,whounderstoodfighting,didnotthinkthetimehadyetcomeforstrikingablow,sohesimplybowedagain。’Amostunfortunateposition,MrCrawley,’continuedthebishop。’Farbeitfrommetoexpressanopiniononthematter,whichwillhavetocomebeforeajuryofyourcountrymen。ItisenoughformetoknowthatthemagistratesassembledatSilverbridge,gentlementowhomnodoubtyoumustbeknown,asmostofthemliveinyourneighbourhood,haveheardevidenceuponthesubject——’
  ’Mostconvincingevidence,’saidMrsProudie,interruptingherhusband。
  MrCrawley’sblackbrowbecamealittleblackerhasheheardtheword,buthestillignoredthewoman。Henotonlydidnotspeak,butdidnotturnhiseyesuponher。
  ’Theyhaveheardtheevidenceonthesubject,’continuedthebishop,’andtheyhavethoughtitpropertoreferthedecisionastoyourinnocenceoryourguilttoajuryofyourcountrymen。’
  ’Andtheywereright,’saidMrCrawley。
  ’Verypossibly。Idon’tdenyit。Probably,’saidthebishop,whoseeloquencewassomewhatdisturbedbyMrCrawley’sreadyacquiescence。
  ’Ofcoursetheywereright,’saidMrsProudie。
  ’Atanyrateitisso,’saidthebishop。’Youareinapositionofamanamenabletothecriminallawsoftheland。’
  ’Therearenocriminallaws,mylord,’saidMrCrawley;’buttosuchlawsasthereareweareallamenable——yourlordshipandIalike。’
  ’Butyouaresoinaveryparticularway。Idonotwishtoremindyouwhatmightbeyourconditionnow,butfortheinterpositionofprivatefriends。’
  ’Ishouldbeintheconditionofamannotguiltybeforethelaw;
  ——guiltlessasfarasthelawgoes——butkeptindurance,norforthefaultsofhisown,butbecauseotherwise,byreasonoflachesinthepolice,hispresenceattheassizesmightnotbeensured。Insuchapositionaman’sreputationismadetohangforawhileonthetrustwhichsomefriendsorneighboursmayhaveinit。Idonotsaythetestisagoodone。’
  ’Youwouldhavebeenputinprison,MrCrawley,becausethemagistrateswereoftheopinionthatyouhadtakenMrSoames’scheque,’saidMrsProudie。Onthisoccasionhedidlookather。Heturnedoneglanceuponherfromunderhiseyebrows,buthedidnotspeak。
  ’WithallthatIhavenothingtodo,’saidthebishop。
  ’Nothingwhatever,mylord,’saidMrCrawley。
  ’But,bishop,Ithinkyouhave,’saidMrsProudie。’Thejudgmentformedbythemagistratesastotheconductofoneofyourclergymenmakesitimperativeuponyoutoactinthematter。’
  ’Yes,mydear,yes;Iamcomingtothat。WhatMrsProudiesaysisperfectlytrue。Ihavebeenconstrainedmostunwillinglytotakeactioninthematter。Itisundoubtedlythefactthatyoumustatthenextassizessurrenderyourselfatthecourt—houseyonder,tobetriedforthisoffenceagainstthelaws。’
  ’Thatistrue。IfIbealive,andhavestrengthsufficient,Ishallbethere。’
  ’Youmustbethere,’saidMrsProudie。’Thepolicewilllooktothat,MrCrawley。’Shewasbecomingveryangryinthatthemanwouldnotanswerheraword。Onthisoccasionhedidnotevenlookather。
  ’Yes;youwillbethere,’saidthebishop。’Nowthatis,tosaytheleastofit,anunseemlypositionforabeneficedclergyman。’
  ’Yousaidbefore,mylord,thatitwasanunfortunateposition,andtheword,methinks,wasbetterchosen。’
  ’Itisveryunseemly,veryunseemlyindeed,’saidMrsProudie;’nothingcouldpossiblybemoreunseemly。Thebishopmightveryproperlyhaveusedamuchstrongerword。’
  ’Underthesecircumstances,’continuedthebishop,’lookingtothewelfareofyourparish,tothewelfareofthediocese,andallowmetosay,MrCrawley,tothewelfareofyourselfalso——’
  ’Andespeciallythesoulsofthepeople,’saidMrsProudie。
  Thebishopshookhishead。Itishardtobeimpressivelyeloquentwhenoneisinterruptedateverybestturningperiod,evenbyasupportingvoice。’Yes;——andlookingofcoursetothereligiousinterestsofyourpeople,MrCrawley,Icametotheconclusionthatitwouldbeexpedientthatyoushouldceaseyourministrationsforawhile。’Thebishoppaused,andMrCrawleybowedhishead。’I,therefore,sentovertoyouagentlemanwithwhomIamwellacquainted,MrThumble,withaletterfrommyself,inwhichIendeavouredtoimpressuponyou,withouttheuseofanyseverelanguage,whatmyconvictionswere。’
  ’Severewordsareoftenthebestmercy,’saidMrsProudie。MrCrawleyhadraisedhishand,withhisfingerout,preparatorytoansweringthebishop。ButasMrsProudiehadspokenhedroppedhisfingerandwassilent。
  ’MrThumblebroughtmebackyourwrittenreply,’continuedthebishop,’bywhichIwasgrievedtofindthatyouwerenotwillingtosubmityourselftomycounselinthematter。’
  ’Iwasmostunwilling,mylord。Submissiontoauthorityisattimeaduty;——andattimesoppositiontoauthorityisadutyalso。’
  ’Oppositiontojustauthoritycannotbeaduty,MrCrawley。’
  ’Oppositiontousurpedauthorityisanimperativeduty,’saidMrCrawley。
  ’Andwhoistobethejudge?’demandedMrsProudie。Thentherewassilenceforawhile;when,asMrCrawleymadenoreply,theladyrepeatedherquestion。’Willyoubepleasedtoanswermyquestion,sir?
  Who,insuchcase,istobethejudge?’ButMrCrawleydidnotpleasetoanswerthequestion。’Themanisobstinate,’saidMrsProudie。
  ’Ihadbetterproceed,’saidthebishop。’MrThumblebroughtmebackyourreply,whichgrievedmegreatly。’
  ’Itwascontumaciousandindecent,’saidMrsProudie。
  ThebishopagainshookhisheadandlookedsoutterlymiserablethatasmilecameacrossMrCrawley’sface。Afterall,othersbesidehimselfhadtheirtroublesandtrials。MrsProudiesawandunderstoodthesmile,andbecamemoreangrythanever。Shedrewherchairclosetothetable,andbegantofidgetwithherfingersamongthepapers。Shehadneverbeforeencounteredaclergymansocontumacious,soindecent,sounreverend——soupsetting。Shehadhadtodealwithmendifficulttomanage——thearchdeaconforinstance;butthearchdeaconhadneverbeensoimpertinenttoherasthisman。Shehadquarrelledonceopenlywithachaplainofherhusband’s,aclergymanwhomsheherselfhadintroducedtoherhusband,andwhohadtreatedherverybadly;——butnotsobadly,notwithsuchunscrupulousviolence,asshewasnowencounteringfromthisill—clothedbeggarlyman,thisperpetualcurate,withhisdirtybrokenboots,thisalreadyhalf—convictedthief!SuchwasherideaofMrCrawley’sconducttoher,whileshewasfingeringthepapers——simplybecauseMrCrawleywouldnotspeaktoher。
  ’IforgetwhereIwas,’saidthebishop。’Oh,MrThumblecameback,andIreceivedyourletter;——ofcourseIreceivedit。AndIwassurprisedtolearnfromthat,thatinspiteofwhathadoccurredatSilverbridge,youwerestillanxioustocontinuetheusualSundayministrationsinyourchurch。’
  ’IwasdeterminedthatIwoulddomydutyatHogglestock,aslongasI
  mightbelefttheretodoit,’saidMrCrawley。
  ’Duty!’saidMrsProudie。
  ’Justamoment,mydear,’saidthebishop。’WhenSundaycame,IhadnoalternativebuttosendMrThumbleoveragaintoHogglestock。Itoccurredtous——tomeandtoMrsProudie——’
  ’IwilltellMrCrawleyjustnowwhathasoccurredtome,’saidMrsProudie。
  ’Yes;——justso。AndIamsurethathewilltakeitingoodpart。Itoccurredtome,MrCrawley,thatyourfirstlettermighthavebeenwritteninhaste。’
  ’Itwaswritteninhaste,mylord;yourmessengerwaswaiting。’
  ’Yes;——justso。Well;soIsenthimagain,hopingthathemightbeacceptedasamessengerofpeace。Itwasamostdisagreeablemissionforanygentleman,MrCrawley。’
  ’Mostdisagreeable,mylord。’
  ’AndyourefusedhimpermissiontoobeytheinstructionswhichIhadgivenhim。Youwouldnotlethimreadfromyourdesk,orpreachfromyourpulpit。’
  ’HadIbeenMrThumble,’saidMrsProudie,’IwouldhavereadfromthatdeskandIwouldhavepreachedfromthatpulpit。’
  MrCrawleywaitedforamoment,thinkingthatthebishopmightperhapsspeakagain;butashedidnot,butsatexpectantasthoughhehadfinishedhisdiscourse,andnowexpectedareply,MrCrawleygotupfromhisseatanddrewnearthetable。’Mylord,’hebegan,’ithasallbeenjustasyousaid。Ididansweryourfirstletterinhaste。’
  ’Themoreshameforyou,’saidMrsProudie。
  ’Andtherefore,foraughtIknow,mylettertoyourlordshipmaybesowordedastoneedsomeapology。’
  ’Ofcourseitneedsanapology,’saidMrsProudie。
  ’Butofthematterofit,mylord,noapologycanbemade,norisanyneeded。Ididrefuseyourmessengerpermissiontoperformtheservicesofmychurch,andifyousendtwentymore,Ishallrefusethemall——tillthetimemaycomewhenitwillbeyourlordship’sduty,inaccordancewiththelawsoftheChurch——asborneoutandbackedbythelawsoftheland,toprovideduringmycontstrainedabsenceforthespiritualwantsofthosepoorpeopleatHogglestock。’
  ’Poorpeople,indeed,’saidMrsProudie。’Poorwretches!’
  ’And,mylord,itmaywellbe,thatitshallsoonbeyourlordship’sdutytotakedueandlegalstepsfordeprivingmeofmybeneficeatHogglestock;——nay,probably,forsilencingmealtogetherastotheexerciseofmysacredprofession!’
  ’Ofcourseitwill,sir。Yourgownwillbetakenfromyou,’saidMrsProudie。Thebishopwaslookingwithallhiseyesonthegreatforeheadandgreateyebrowsoftheman,andwassofascinatedbythepowerthatwasexercisedoverhimbytheotherman’sstrengththathehardlynownoticedhiswife。
  ’Itmaywellbeso,continuedMrCrawley。’Thecircumstancesarestrongagainstme;and,thoughyourlordshipmayaltogethermisunderstoodthenatureofthedutyperformedbythemagistratesinsendingmycasefortrial——although,asitseemstome,youhavecometoconclusionsinthismatterinignoranceoftheverytheoryofourlaws——’
  ’Sir!’saidMrsProudie。
  ’YetIcanforeseetheprobabilitythatajurywillmaydiscovermetohavebeenguiltyoftheft。’
  ’Ofcoursethejurywilldo,’saidMrsProudie。
  ’Shouldsuchaverdictbegiven,then,mylord,yourinterferencewillbelegal,proper,andnecessary。Andyouwillfindthat,evenifitbewithinmypowertoopposeobstaclestoyourlordship’sauthority,Iwillopposenosuchobstacle。Thereis,Ibelieve,noappealincriminalcases。’
  ’Noneatall,’saidMrsProudie。’Thereisnoappealagainstyourbishop。Youshouldhavelearnedthatbefore。’
  ’Buttillthattimeshallcome,mylord,IshallholdmyownatHogglestockasyouholdyourownhereatBarchester。Norhaveyouanymorepowertoturnmeoutofmypulpitbyyourmerevoice,thanIhavetoturnyououtofyourthronebymine。Ifyoudoubtme,mylord,yourlordship’secclesiasticalcourtisopentoyou。Tryitthere。’
  ’Youdefyus,then?’saidMrsProudie。
  ’Mylord,Igrantyourauthorityasbishopisgreat,butevenabishopcanonlyactasthelawsallowshim。’
  ’GodforbidthatIshoulddomore,’saidthebishop。
  ’Sir,youwillfindthatyourwickedthreatswillfallbackuponyourownhead,’saidMrsProudie。
  ’Peace,woman,’MrCrawleysaid,addressingheratlast。Thebishopjumpedoutofhischairathearingthewifeofhisbosomcalledawoman。
  Buthejumpedratherinadmirationthaninanger。HehadalreadybeguntoperceivethatMrCrawleywasamanwhohadbetterbelefttotakecareofthesoulsatHogglestock,atanyratetillthetrialshouldcomeon。
  ’Woman!’saidMrsProudie,risingtoherfeetasthoughshereallyintendedsomepersonalencounter。
  ’Madam,’saidMrCrawley,’youshouldnotinterfereinthesematters。
  Yousimplydebaseyouhusband’shighoffice。Thedistaffismorefittedforyou。Mylord,goodmorning。’Andbeforeeitherofthemcouldspeakagain,hewasoutoftheroom,andthroughthehall,andbeyondthegate,andstandingbeneaththetowersofthecathedral。Yes,hehad,hethought,intruthcrushedthebishop。Hehadsucceededincrumplingthebishopupwithintheclutchofhisfist。
  HestartedinspiritoftriumphtowalkbackonhisroadtowardsHogglestock。Hedidnotthinkofthelongdistancebeforehimforthefirsthourofhisjourney。Hehadhadhisvictory,andtheremembranceofthatbracedhisnervesandgaveelasticitytohissinews,andhewentstalkingalongtoroadwithrapidstrides,mutteringtohimselffromtimetotimeashewentalongsomewordaboutMrsProudieandherdistaff。MrThumblewouldnot,hethought,cometohimagain——not,atanyrate,tilltheassizesweredrawingnear。Andhehadresolvedwhathewoulddothen。Whenthedayofhistrialwasnear,hewouldhimselfwritetothebishop,andbegthatprovisionmightbemadeforhischurch,intheeventoftheverdictgoingagainsthim。Hisfriend,DeanArabin,wastobehomebeforethattime,andtheideahadoccurredtohimofaskingthedeantoseetothis;butnowtheotherwouldbethemoreindependentcourse,andthebetter。Andtherewasamatterastowhichhewasnotaltogetherwellpleasedwiththedean,althoughhewassoconsciousofhisownpeculiaritiesastoknowthathecouldhardlytrusthimselfforajudgment。But,atanyrate,hewouldapplytothebishop——tothebishopwhomhehadjustleftprostrateinhispalace——