’Ishan’tgonearSirRaffleBuffletomorrow,noryetthenextday。Youmustn’tsupposethatIamafraidofSirRaffleBuffle。’
’YouareonlyafraidofLilyDale。’FromallwhichitmaybeseenthatMrsArabinandJohnEameshadbecomeveryintimateontheirwayhome。
ItwasthenarrangedthatheshouldcallonMrToogoodthatsamenightorearlynextmorning,andthatheshouldcometothehotelattwelveo’clockonthenextday。Goingalongoneofthepassageshepassedtwogentlemeninshovelhats,withveryblacknewcoatsandknee—breeches;
andJohnnycouldnotbuthearafewwordswhichoneclericalgentlemansaidtotheother。’Shewasawomanofgreatenergy,ofwonderfulspirit,butafirebrand,mylord——acompletefirebrand!’ThenJohnnyknewthattheDeanofAwastalkingtotheBishopofBaboutthelateMrsProudie。
CHAPTERLXXI
MRTOOGOODATSILVERBRIDGE
WewillnowgobacktoMrToogoodashestartedforSilverbridge,onthereceiptofMrsArabin’stelegramfromVenice。’IgavechequetoMrCrawley。Itwaspartofasumofmoney。WillwritetoArchdeaconGrantlytoday,andreturnhomeatonce。’ThatwasthetelegramwhichMrToogoodreceivedathisoffice,andonreceivingwhichheresolvedthathemuststarttoBarchesterimmediately。’Itisn’tcertainlywhatyouwouldcallapayingbusiness,’hesaidtohispartner,whocontinuedtogrumble;
’butitmustbedoneallthesame。Ifitdon’tgetintotheledgerinonewayitwillinanother。’SoMrToogoodstartedforSilverbridge,havingsenttohishouseinTavistockSquareforasmallbag,acleanshirt,andatoothbrush。Andashewentdowntotherailway—carriage,beforehewenttosleep,heturneditalloverinhismind。’Poordevil!
Iwonderwhetheranymansufferedsomuchbefore。Andasforthatwoman——it’stenthousandpitiesthatsheshouldhavediedbeforesheheardit。Talkofheart—complaint!;she’dhavehadatouchofheart—
complaintifshehadknownthis!’Then,ashewasspeculatinghowMrsArabincouldhavecomepossessedofthechequehewenttosleep。
HemadeuphismindthatthefirstpersontobeseenwasMrWalker,andafterthathewould,ifpossible,gotoArchdeaconGrantly。HewasatfirstmindedtogoatoncetoHogglestock;butwhenherememberedhowverystrangeMrCrawleywasinallhisways,andtoldhimselfprofessionallythattelegramswerebutbadsourcesofevidenceonwhichtodependfordetails,hethoughtthatitwouldbesaferifhewerefirsttoseeMrWalker。Therewouldbeverylittledelay。Inadayortwothearchdeaconwouldreceivehisletter,andinadayortwoafterthatMrsArabinwouldprobablybeathome。
ItwaslateintheeveningbeforeMrToogoodreachedthehouseoftheSilverbridgesolicitor,havingthetelegramcarefullyfoldedinhispocket;andhewasshownintothedining—roomwhiletheservanttookhisnameuptoMrWalker。Theclerksweregone,andtheofficewasclosed;
andpersonscomingonbusinessatsuchtimes——astheyoftendidcometothathouse——werealwaysshownintotheparlour。’Idon’tknowwhethermastercanseeyoutonight,’saidthegirl;’butifhecan,he’llcomedown。’
WhenthecardwasbroughtuptoMrWalkerhewassittingalonewithhiswife。’It’sToogood,’saidhe;’poorCrawley’scousin。’
’Iwonderwhetherhehasfoundanythingout,’saidMrsWalker。’Mayhenotcomeuphere?’ThenMrToogoodwassummonedintothedrawing—room,tothemaid’sastonishment;forMrToogoodhadmadenotoiletsacrificestothegoddessofgracewhopresidesovereveningsocietyinprovincialtowns——andpresentedhimselfwiththetelegraminhishand。’WehavefoundoutallaboutpoorCrawley’scheque,’hesaid,beforethemaid—servanthadclosedthedoor。’Lookatthat,’andhehandedthetelegramtoMrWalker。Thepoorgirlwasobligedtogo,thoughshewouldhavegivenoneherearstoknowtheexactcontentsofthatbitofpaper。
’Walker,whatisit?’saidhiswife,beforeWalkerhadhadtimetomakethecontentsofthedocumenthisown。
’HegotitfromMrsArabin,’saidToogood。
’No!’saidMrsWalker。’Ithoughtthatwasitallalong。’
’It’sapityyoudidn’tsaysobefore,’saidMrWalker。
’SoIdid;butalawyerthinksthatnobodycaneverseenanythingbuthimself;——beggingyourpardon,MrToogood,butIforgotyouwereoneofus。But,Walker,doreadit。’Thenthetelegramwasread;’IgavethechequetoMrCrawley。Itwaspartofasumofmoney’——withtherestofit。’Iknewitwouldcomeout,’saidMrsWalker。’Iwasquitesureofit。’
’Butwhythemischiefdidn’thesayso?’saidWalker。
’Hedidsayhegotitfromthedean,’saidToogood。
’Buthedidn’tgetitfromthedean;andthedeanclearlyknewnothingaboutit。’
’I’lltellyouwhatitis,’saidMrsWalker;’ithasbeensomeprivatetransactionbetweenMrCrawleyandMrsArabin,whichthedeanknewnothingabout;andsohewouldn’ttell。ImustsayIhonourhim。’
’Idon’tthinkithasbeenthat,’saidWalker。’HadheknownallthroughthatithadcomefromMrsArabin,hewouldneverhavesaidthatMrSoamesgaveittohim,andthenthatthedeangaveittohim。’
’Thetruthhasbeenthathehasknownnothingaboutit,’saidToogood;
’andweshallhavetotellhim。’
AtthatmomentMaryWalkercameintotheroom,andMrsWalkercouldnotconstrainherself。’Mary,MrCrawleyisallright。Hedidn’tstealthecheque。MrsArabingaveittohim。’
’Whosaysso?Howdoyouknow?Oh,dear;Iamsohappy,ifit’strue。’
ThenshesawMrToogoodandcurtseyed。
’Itisquitetrue,mydear,’saidMrWalker。’MrToogoodhashadamessagebythewiresfromMrsArabinatVenice。Sheiscominghomeatonce,andnodoubteverythingwillbeputright。Inthemeantime,itmaybeaquestionwhetherweshouldnotholdourtongues。MrCrawleyhimself,Isuppose,knowsnothingofityet?’
’Notaword,’saidToogood。
’Papa,ImusttellMissPrettyman,’saidMary。
’IshouldthinkthatprobablyallSilverbridgeknowsitbythistime,’
saidMrsWalker,’becauseJanewasintheroomwhentheannouncementwasmade。Youmaybesurethateveryservantinthehousehasbeentold。’
MaryWalker,notwaitingforanyfurthercommandfromherfather,hurriedoutoftheroomtoconveythesecrettoherspecialcircleoffriends。
ItwasknownthroughoutSilverbridgethatnight,andindeeditmadesomuchcommotionthatitkeptmanypeopleforanhouroutoftheirbeds。
Ladieswhowerenotinthehabitofgoingoutlateatnightwithouttheflyfromthe’GeorgeandVulture’,tiedtheirheadsupintheirhandkerchiefs,andhurriedupanddownthestreettotelleachotherthatthegreatsecrethadbeendiscovered,andthatintruthMrCrawleyhadnotstolenthecheque。Thesolutionofthemysterywasnotknowntoall——wasknownonthatnightonlytotheveryselectportionofthearistocracyofSilverbridgetowhomitwascommunicatedbyMaryWalkerorMissAnnePrettyman。ForMaryWalker,whenearnestlyentreatedbyJane,theparlour—maid,totellhersomethingmoreofthegreatnews,hadsofarrespectedherfather’scautionastosaynotawordaboutMrsArabin。’Isittrue,MissMary,thathedidn’tstealit?’Janeaskedimploringly。’Itistrue。Hedidnotstealit。’’Andwhodid,MissMary?
IndeedIwon’ttellanybody。’’Nobody。Butdon’taskanymorequestions,forIwon’tanswerthem。Getmemyhatatonce,forIwanttogouptoMissPrettyman’s。’ThenJanegotMissWalker’shat,andimmediatelyafterwardsscamperedintothekitchenwiththenews。’Oh,law,cook,it’sallcomeout!MrCrawley’sasinnocentastheunbornbabe。Thegentlemanupstairswhat’sjustcome,andwashereoncebefore——forI
know’dhimimmediate——Iheardhimsayso。Andmastersaidsotoo。’
’Didmastersaysohisownself?’askedthecook。
’Indeedhedid;andMissMarytoldmethesamethismoment。’
’Ifmastersaidso,thenthereain’tadoubtasthey’llfindhiminnocent。Andwhotook’d,Jane?’
’MissMarysaysasnobodydidn’tstealit。’
’That’snonsense,Jane。Itstandstoreasonassomebodyhaditashadn’toughttohavehadit。ButI’mgladasanythingashowthepoorreverendgent’llcomeoff;——Iam。Theytellsmeit’sweekssometimesbeforeabitofbutcher’smeatfindsitswayintohishouse。’Thenthegroomandthehousemaidandthecook,oneafteranother,tookoccasiontoslipoutoftheback—door,andpoorJane,whohadreallybeentheownerofthenews,waslefttoanswerthebell。
MissWalkerfoundthetwoMissPrettymanssittingtogetherovertheiraccountsintheelderMissPrettyman’sprivateroom。AndshecouldseeatoncebysignswhichwerenotunfamiliartoherthatMissAnnePrettymanwasbeingscolded。ItoftenhappenedthatMissAnnePrettymanwasscolded,especiallywhentheaccountswerebroughtoutuponthetable。’Sister,theyareillegible,’MaryWalkerheard,astheservantopenedthedoorforher。
’Idon’tthinkit’squitesobadasthat,’saidMissAnne,unabletorestrainherdefence。Then,asMaryenteredtheroom,MissPrettymantheelderlaidherhandsdownoncertainbooksandpapersasthoughtohidethemfromprofaneeyes。
’Iamgladtoseeyou,Mary,’saidMissPrettymangravely。
’I’vebroughtsuchapieceofnews,’saidMary。’Iknewyou’dbegladtohearit,soIventuredtodisturbyou。’
’Isitgoodnews?’saidAnnePrettyman。
’Verygoodnews。MrCrawleyisinnocent。’
Boththeladiessprangontotheirlegs。EvenMissPrettymanherselfjumpedupontoherlegs。’No!’saidAnne。’Yourfatherhasdiscoveredit?’saidMissPrettyman。
’Notexactlythat。MrToogoodhascomedownfromLondontotellhim。
MrToogood,youknow,isMrCrawley’scousin;andheisalawyer,likepapa。’Itmaybeobservedthatladiesbelongingtothefamiliesofsolicitorsalwaystalkaboutlawyers,andneveraboutattorneysorbarristers。
’AnddoesMrToogoodsaythatMrCrawleyisinnocent?’askedMissPrettyman。
’HehashearditbyamessagefromMrsArabin。Butyoumustn’tmentionthis。Youwon’t,please,becausepapaaskedmenot。ItoldhimthatI
shouldtellyou。’Then,forthefirsttime,thefrownpassedawayentirelyfromMissPrettyman’sface,andthepapersandaccountbookswerepushedaside,asbeingofnomoment。Marycontinuedherstoryalmostinawhisper。’ItwasMrsArabinwhosentthechequetoMrCrawley。Shesayssoherself。SothatmakesMrCrawleyquiteinnocent。I
amsoglad。’
’Butisn’titoddhedidn’tsayso?’saidMissPrettyman。
’Nevertheless,it’strue。’saidMary。
’Perhapsheforgot,’saidAnnePrettyman。
’Mendon’tforgetsuchthingsasthat,’saidtheeldersister。
’IreallydothinkthatMrCrawleycouldforgetanything,’saidtheyoungersister。
’Youmaybesureit’strue,’saidMaryWalker,’becausepapasaidso。’
’Ifhesaidso,itmustbetrue,’saidMissPrettyman;’andIamrejoiced。Ireallyamrejoiced。Poorman!Poorill—usedman!Andnobodyhaseverbelievedthathehasreallybeenguilty,eventhoughtheymayhavethoughtthathespentthemoneywithoutanyproperrighttoit。Andnowhewillgetoff。But,dearme,Mary,MrSmithetoldmeyesterdaythathehadalreadygivenuphisliving,andthatMrSpooner,theminorcanon,wastryingtogetitfromthedean。ButthatwasbecauseMrSpoonerandMrsProudiehadquarrelled;andasMrsProudieisgone,MrSpoonerverylikelywon’twanttomovenow。’
’They’llnevergoandputanybodyinHogglestock,Annabella,overMrCrawley’shead,’saidAnne。
’Ididn’tsaythattheywould。SurelyImaybeallowedtorepeatwhatI
hear,likeanotherperson,withoutbeingsnappedup。’
’Ididn’tmeantosnapyouup,Annabella。’
’You’realwayssnappingmeup。Butifthisistrue,IcannotsayhowgladIam。MypoorGrace!Now,Isuppose,therewillbenodifficulty,andGracewillbecomeagreatlady。’ThentheydiscussedveryminutelythechancesofGraceCrawley’spromotion。
JohnWalker,MrWinthrop,andseveralothersofthechosenspiritsofSilverbridge,wereplayingwhistataprovincialclub,whichhadestablisheditselfinthetown,whenthenewswasbroughttothem。
ThoughMrWinthropwasthepartnerofthegreatWalker,andthoughJohnWalkerwasthegreatman’sson,Ifearthatthenewsreachedtheirearsinbutanunderhandsortofway。Asforthegreatmanhimself,heneverwentneartheclub,preferringhisslippersandteaathome。TheWalkeriangroom,rushingupthestreettothe’GeorgeandVulture’,pausedamomenttotellhistidingstotheclubporter;fromtheclubporteritwaswhisperedrespectfullytotheSilverbridgeapothecary,who,byspecialgrace,wasamemberoftheclub——andwasbyhimrepeatedwithmuchcautioussolemnityoverthecard—table。’Whotoldyouthat,Balsam?’saidJohnWalker,throwingdownhiscards。
’I’vejustheardit,’saidBalsam。
’Idon’tbelieveit,’saidJohn。
’Ishouldn’twonderifit’strue,’saidWinthrop。’Ialwayssaidthatsomethingwouldturnup。’
’Willyoubetthreetooneheisnotfoundguilty?’saidJohnWalker。
’Done,’saidWinthrop;’inpounds。’Thatmorningtheoddsintheclubagainsttheeventhadbeenonlytwotoone。Butasthematterwasdiscussed,themenintheclubbegantobelievethetidings,andbeforehewenthome,JohnWalkerwouldhavebeengladtohedgehisbetonanyterms。Afterhehadspokentohisfather,hegavehismoneyupforlost。
ButMrWalker——thegreatWalker——hadmoretodothatnightbeforehissoncamehomefromtheclub。HeandMrToogoodagreedthatitwouldberightthattheyshouldseeDrTempestatonce,andtheywentovertogethertotherectory。Itwaspasttenatthistime,andtheyfoundthedoctoralmostintheactofputtingoutthecandlesforthenight。
’Icouldnotbutcometoyou,doctor,’saidMrWalker,’withthenewsthatmyfriendhasbrought。MrsArabingavethechequetoCrawley。Hereisatelegramfromhersayingso。’Andthetelegramwashandedtothedoctor。
Hestoodperfectlysilentforafewminutes,readingitoverandoveragain。’Iseeitall,’hesaid,whenhespokeatlast。’Iseeitallnow;andImustownIwasneverbeforesomuchpuzzledinmylife。’
’IownIcan’tseewhysheshouldhavegivenhimMrSoames’scheque,’
saidMrWalker。
’Ican’tsaywhereshegotit,andIownIdon’tmuchcare,’saidDrTempest。’ButIdon’tdoubtbutwhatshegavehimwithouttellingthedean,andthatCrawleythoughtitcamefromthedean。I’mveryglad。I
am,indeed,veryglad。IdonotknowthatIeverpitiedamansomuchinmylifeasIhavepitiedMrCrawley。’
’Itmusthavebeenahardcasewhenithasmovedhim,’saidMrWalkertoToogoodastheylefttheclergyman’shouse;andthentheSilverbridgeattorneysawtheattorneyfromLondonhometotheinn。
ItwasthegeneralopinionatSilverbridgethatthenewsfromVeniceoughttobecommunicatedtotheCrawleysbyMajorGrantly。MaryWalkerhadexpressedthisopinionverystrongly,andhermotherhadagreedwithher。MissPrettymanalsofeltthatpoeticaljustice,or,atleast,theromanceofjustice,demandedthis;and,asshetoldhersisterAnneafterMaryWalkerlefther,shewasoftheopinionthatsuchanarrangementmighttendtomakethingssafe。’Idothinkheisanhonestmanandafinefellow,’saidMissPrettyman;’but,mydear,youknowwhattheproverbsays,"There’smanyaslip’twixtcupandlip"。’MissPrettymanthoughtthananythingwhichmightbedonetopreventaslipoughttobedone。TheideathatthepleasanttaskoftakingthenewsouttoHogglestockoughttobeconfidedtoMajorGrantlywasverygeneral;
butthenMrWalkerwasoftheopinionthatthenewsoughtnottobetakentoHogglestockatalltillsomethingmorecertainthanthetelegramhadreachedthem。EarlyonthefollowingmorningthetwolawyersshouldgooveratoncetoBarchester,andthattheSilverbridgelawyershouldseeMajorGrantly。MrToogoodwasstilloftheopinionthatwithduediligencesomethingmightyetbelearnedastothechequebyinquiryamongthedenizensof’TheDragonofWantly’;andhisopiniontothiseffectwasstrongerthaneverwhenhelearnedfromMrWalkerthatthe’DragonofWantly’belongedtoMrsArabin。
MrWalker,afterbreakfast,hadhimselfdrivenupinhisopencarriagetoCosbyLodge,and,asheenteredthegates,observedthattheauctioneer’sbillsastothesalehadbeenpulleddown。TheMrWalkersoftheworldknoweverything,andourMrWalkerhadquiteunderstoodthatthemajorwasleavingCosbyLodgebecauseofsomemisunderstandingwithhisfather。Theexactnatureofthemisunderstandinghedidnotknow,eventhoughhewasMrWalker,buthadlittledoubtthatitreferredinsometoGraceCrawley。Itthearchdeacon’sobjectiontoGracearosefromtheimputationagainstthefather,thatobjectionwouldnowberemoved,buttheabolitionoftheposterscouldnotasyethavebeenowingtoanysuchcauseasthat。MrWalkerfoundthemajoratthegateofthefarmyardattachedtoCosbyLodge,andperceivedthatatthatverymomenthewasengagedinsuperintendingtheabolitionofsundryotherauctioneer’sbillsfromsundryposts。’Whatisallthisabout?’
saidMrWalker,greetingthemajor。’Istheretobenosaleafterall?’
’Ithasbeenpostponed,’saidthemajor。
’Postponedforgood,Ihope?Billtobereadagainthisdaysixmonths!’saidMrWalker。
’Iratherthinknot。Butcircumstanceshaveinducedmetohavetoputitoff。’
MrWalkerhadgotoutofthecarriage,andhadtakenMajorGrantlyaside。’Justcomealittlefurther,’hesaid;’I’vesomethingspecialtotellyou。NewsreachedmelastnightwhichwillclearMrCrawleyaltogether。Weknownowwherehegotthecheque。’
’Youdon’ttellmeso!’
’Yes,Ido。Andthoughthenewshadreachedusinsuchawaythatwecannotactuponittillit’sconfirmed,Idonotintheleastdoubtit。’
’Andhowdidhegetit?’
’Youcannotguess?’
’Notintheleast,’saidthemajor;’unless,afterall,Soamesgaveittohim。’
’Soamesdidnotgiveittohim,butMrsArabindid。’
’MrsArabin?’
’Yes,MrsArabin。’
’Notthedean?’
’No,notthedean。Whatweknowisthis,thatyouraunthastelegraphedtoCrawley’scousin,Toogood,tosaythatshegaveCrawleythecheque,andthatshehaswrittentoyourfatheraboutitatlength。WedonotliketotellCrawleytillthatletterhasbeenreceived。Itissoeasy,youknow,tomisunderstandatelegram,andthewrongcopyingofawordmaymakesuchamistake!’
’Whenwasitreceived?’
’ToogoodreceiveditinLondononlyyesterdaymorning。Yourfatherwillnotgethisletter,asIcalculate,tillthedayaftertomorrow。But,perhaps,youhadbettergoovertoseehim,andpreparehimforit。
ToogoodhasgonetoBarchesterthismorning。’TothispropositionGrantlymadenoimmediateanswer。Hecouldnotbutrememberthetermsonwhichhehadlefthisfather;andthoughhehad,mostunwillingly,pulleddowntheauctioneer’sbills,incompliancewithhismother’slastprayertohim——and,indeed,hadangrilytoldtheauctioneertosendhimhisbillwhentheauctioneerhaddemurredtotheseproceedings——
neverthelesshewashardlypreparedtodiscussthematterofMrCrawleywithhisfatherinpleasantwords——inwordswhichshouldbefullofrejoicing。Itwasagreatthingforhim,HenryGrantly,thatMrCrawleyshouldbeinnocent,andhedidrejoice;buthehadintendedhisfathertounderstandthathemeanttopersevere,whetherMrCrawleywereinnocentorguilty,andthushewouldnowloseanopportunityforestablishinghisobstinacy——anopportunitywhichhadnotbeenwithoutacharmforhim。Hemustconsolehimselfasbesthemightwiththereturningprospectofassuredprosperity,andwithhisrenewedhopesastothePlumsteadfoxes!’Wethink,major,thatwhenthetimecomesyououghttobethebearerofthenewstoHogglestock,’saidMrWalker。ThenthemajordidundertaketoconveythenewstoHogglestock,buthemadenopromiseastogoingovertoPlumstead。
CHAPTERLXXII
MRTOOGOODAT’THEDRAGONOFWANTLY’
InaccordancewithhisarrangementwithMrWalker,MrToogoodwentovertoBarchesterearlyinthemorningandputhimselfupat’TheDragonofWantly’。Henowknewthefollowingfacts:thatMrSoames,whenhelostthecheque,hadhadwithhimoneoftheservantsfromthatinn——thatthemanwhohadbeenwithMrSoameshadgonetoNewZealand——thatthechequehadfounditswayintothehandsofMrsArabin,andthatMrsArabinwastheowneroftheinninquestion。Somuchhebelievedtobewithinhisknowledge,andifhisknowledgeshouldprovetobecorrect,hisworkwouldbedoneasfarasMrCrawleywasconcerned。IfMrCrawleyhadnotstolenthecheque,andifthatcouldbeproved,itwouldbeaquestionofnogreatmomenttoMrToogoodwhohadstolenit。Buthewasasportsmaninhisownlinewholikedtoaccountforhisownfox。AshewasdownatBarchester,hethoughtthathemightaswelllearnhowthechequehadgotintoMrsArabin’shands。Nodoubtthatforherownpossessionofitshewouldbeabletoaccountonherreturn。Butitmightbewellthatheshouldbepreparedwithanysmallcircumstantialdetailswhichhemightbeabletopickupattheinn。
HereachedBarchesterbeforebreakfast,andinorderinghisteaandtoast,remindedtheoldwaiterwiththedirtytowelofhisformeracquaintancewithhim。’Irememberyou,sir,’saidtheoldwaiter。’I
rememberyouverywell。YouwasaskingquestionsaboutthechequewhichMrSoameslostbeforeChristmas。’MrToogoodcertainlyhadaskedonequestiononthesubject。HehadinquiredwhetheracertainmanwhohadgonetoNewZealandhadbeenthepost—boywhoaccompaniedMrSoameswhenthechequewaslost;andthewaiterhadprofessedtoknownothingaboutMrSoamesorthecheque。Henowperceivedatoncethatthegistofthequestionhadremainedintheoldman’smind,andthathewasrecognisedasbeinginsomewayconnectedwiththelostmoney。
’DidI?Ah,yes;IthinkIdid。AndIthinkyoutoldmethathewastheman?’
’No,sir;Inevertoldyouthat。’
’Thenyoutoldmehewasn’t。’
’NorIdidn’ttellyouthatneither,’saidthewaiterangrily。
’Thenwhatthedevildidyoutellme?’Tothisfurtherquestionthewaitersulkilydeclinedtogiveanyanswer,andsoonafterwardslefttheroom。Toogood,assoonashehaddonehisbreakfast,rangthebell,andthesamemanappeared。’WillyoutellMrStringerthatIshouldbegladtoseehimifhe’sdisengaged,’saidMrToogood。’Iknowhe’sbadwiththegout,andthereforeifhe’llallowme,I’llgotohiminsteadofhiscomingtome。’MrStringerwasthelandlordoftheinn。Thewaiterhesitatedamoment,andthendeclaredthattothebestofhisbeliefhismasterwasnotdown。Hewouldgoandsee。Toogood,however,wouldnotwaitforthat;butrisingquicklyandpassingthewaiter,crossedthehallfromthecoffee—room,andenteredwhatwascalledthebar。Thebarwasasmallroomconnectedwiththehallbyalargeopenwindow,atwhichordersforroomsweregivenandcashwaspaid,andglassesofbeerwereconsumed——andagooddealofmiscellaneousconversationwascarriedon。Thebarmaidwashereatthewindow,andtherewasalso,inthecorneroftheroom,amanatadeskwitharednose。ToogoodknewthatthemanatthedeskwiththerednosewasMrStringer’sclerk。Somuchhehadlearnedinhisformerrummagingabouttheinn。Andhealsorememberedatthismomentthathehadobservedthemanwiththerednosestandingunderanarrowarchwayinthecloseashewascomingoutofthedeanery,ontheoccasionofhisvisittoMrHarding。Ithadnotoccurredtohimthenthatthemanwiththerednosewaswatchinghim,butitdidoccurtohimnowthatthemanwiththerednosehadbeenthere,underthearch,withtheexpresspurposeofwatchinghimonthatoccasion。MrToogoodpassedquicklythroughthebarintotheinnerparlour,inwhichwassittingMrStringer,thelandlord,proppedamonghiscushions。
Toogood,asheenteredthehotel,hadseenMrStringersoplaced,throughthetwodoors,whichatthatmomenthadbothhappenedtobeopen。Heknewthereforethathisoldfriendthewaiterhadnotbeenquitetruetohiminsuggestingthathismasterwasnotasyetdown。AsToogoodcastaglanceofhiseyeonthemanwiththerednose,hetoldhimselftheoldstoryoftheapparitionunderthearchway。
’MrStringer,’saidMrToogoodtothelandlord,’IhopeI’mnotintruding。’
’Ohdear,nosir,’saidtheforlornman。’Nobodyeverintrudescominginhere。I’malwayshappytoseegentlemen——only,mostly,I’msobadwiththegout。’
’Haveyougotasharptouchofitnow,MrStringer?’
’Notjusttoday,sir。I’vebeenalittleeasiersinceSaturday。Theworstofthisburstisover。ButLordblessyou,sir,itdon’tleaveme——notforasinglefortnightatatime,now;itdon’t。Anditain’twhatIdrink,noritain’twhatIeat。’
’Constitutional,Isuppose?’saidToogood。
’Lookhere,sir’;andStringershowedhisvisitorthechalkstonesinallhisknuckles。’TheysayI’mamassofchalk。Isometimesthinkthey’llbreakmeuptomarkthescoresbehindmyowndoorwith。’AndMrStringerlaughedathisownwit。