’SothinktheyoungphilosophersoftheGarden,’repliedtheEgyptian;’theymistakelassitudeformeditation,andimaginethat,becausetheyaresatedwithothers,theyknowthedelightofloneliness。ButnotinsuchjadedbosomscanNatureawakenthatenthusiasmwhichalonedrawsfromherchastereserveallherunspeakablebeauty:shedemandsfromyou,nottheexhaustionofpassion,butallthatfervor,fromwhichyouonlyseek,inadoringher,arelease。When,youngAthenian,themoonrevealedherselfinvisionsoflighttoEndymion,itwasafteradaypassed,notamongstthefeverishhauntsofmen,butonthestillmountainsandinthesolitaryvalleysofthehunter。’
  ’Beautifulsimile!’criedGlaucus;’mostunjustapplication!Exhaustion!
  thatwordisforage,notyouth。Byme,atleast,onemomentofsatietyhasneverbeenknown!’
  AgaintheEgyptiansmiled,buthissmilewascoldandblighting,andeventheunimaginativeClodiusfrozebeneathitslight。Hedidnot,however,replytothepassionateexclamationofGlaucus;but,afterapause,hesaid,inasoftandmelancholyvoice:
  ’Afterall,youdorighttoenjoythehourwhileitsmilesforyou;therosesoonwithers,theperfumesoonexhales。Andwe,OGlaucus!strangersinthelandandfarfromourfathers’ashes,whatisthereleftforusbutpleasureorregret!——foryouthefirst,perhapsformethelast。’
  ThebrighteyesoftheGreekweresuddenlysuffusedwithtears。’Ah,speaknot,Arbaces,’hecried——’speaknotofourancestors。LetusforgetthattherewereeverotherlibertiesthanthoseofRome!AndGlory!——oh,vainlywouldwecallherghostfromthefieldsofMarathonandThermopylae!’
  ’Thyheartrebukestheewhilethouspeakest,’saidtheEgyptian;’andinthygaietiesthisnight,thouwiltbemoremindfulofLeoenathanofLais。
  Vale!’
  Thussaying,hegatheredhisrobearoundhim,andslowlysweptaway。
  ’Ibreathemorefreely,’saidClodius。’ImitatingtheEgyptians,wesometimesintroduceaskeletonatourfeasts。Intruth,thepresenceofsuchanEgyptianasyonglidingshadowwerespectreenoughtosourtherichestgrapeoftheFalernian。’
  ’Strangeman!saidGlaucus,musingly;’yetdeadthoughheseemtopleasure,andcoldtotheobjectsoftheworld,scandalbelieshim,orhishouseandhisheartcouldtelladifferenttale。’
  ’Ah!therearewhispersofotherorgiesthanthoseofOsirisinhisgloomymansion。Heisrich,too,theysay。Canwenotgethimamongstus,andteachhimthecharmsofdice?Pleasureofpleasures!hotfeverofhopeandfear!inexpressibleunjadedpassion!howfiercelybeautifulthouart,O
  Gaming!’
  ’Inspired——inspired!’criedGlaucus,laughing;’theoraclespeakspoetryinClodius。Whatmiraclenext!’
  ChapterIII
  PARENTAGEOFGLAUCUS。DESCRIPTIONOFTHEHOUSESOFPOMPEII。CLASSICREVEL。
  HEAVENhadgiventoGlaucuseveryblessingbutone:ithadgivenhimbeauty,health,fortune,genius,illustriousdescent,aheartoffire,amindofpoetry;butithaddeniedhimtheheritageoffreedom。HewasborninAthens,thesubjectofRome。Succeedingearlytoanampleinheritance,hehadindulgedthatinclinationfortravelsonaturaltotheyoung,andhaddrunkdeepoftheintoxicatingdraughtofpleasureamidstthegorgeousluxuriesoftheimperialcourt。
  HewasanAlcibiadeswithoutambition。Hewaswhatamanofimagination,youth,fortune,andtalents,readilybecomeswhenyoudeprivehimoftheinspirationofglory。HishouseatRomewasthethemeofthedebauchees,butalsooftheloversofart;andthesculptorsofGreecedelightedtotasktheirskillinadorningtheporticoesandexedraeofanAthenian。HisretreatinPompeii——alas!thecolorsarefadednow,thewallsstrippedoftheirpaintings!——itsmainbeauty,itselaboratefinishofgraceandornament,isgone;yetwhenfirstgivenoncemoretotheday,whateulogies,whatwonder,diditsminuteandglowingdecorationscreate——itspaintings——itsmosaics!Passionatelyenamouredofpoetryandthedrama,whichrecalledtoGlaucusthewitandtheheroismofhisrace,thatfairymansionwasadornedwithrepresentationsofAEschylusandHomer。Andantiquaries,whoresolvetastetoatrade,haveturnedthepatrontotheprofessor,andstill(thoughtheerrorisnowacknowledged)theystyleincustom,astheyfirstnamedinmistake,thedisburiedhouseoftheAthenianGlaucus’THEHOUSEOFTHEDRAMATICPOET’。
  Previoustoourdescriptionofthishouse,itmaybeaswelltoconveytothereaderageneralnotionofthehousesofPompeii,whichhewillfindtoresemblestronglytheplansofVitruvius;butwithallthosedifferencesindetail,ofcapriceandtaste,whichbeingnaturaltomankind,havealwayspuzzledantiquaries。Weshallendeavortomakethisdescriptionasclearandunpedanticaspossible。
  Youenterthen,usually,byasmallentrance—passage(calledcestibulum),intoahall,sometimeswith(butmorefrequentlywithout)theornamentofcolumns;aroundthreesidesofthishallaredoorscommunicatingwithseveralbedchambers(amongwhichistheporter’s),thebestofthesebeingusuallyappropriatedtocountryvisitors。Attheextremityofthehall,oneithersidetotherightandleft,ifthehouseislarge,therearetwosmallrecesses,ratherthanchambers,generallydevotedtotheladiesofthemansion;andinthecentreofthetessellatedpavementofthehallisinvariablyasquare,shallowreservoirforrainwater(classicallytermedimpluvium),whichwasadmittedbyanapertureintheroofabove;thesaidaperturebeingcoveredatwillbyanawning。Nearthisimpluvium,whichhadapeculiarsanctityintheeyesoftheancients,weresometimes(butatPompeiimorerarelythanatRome)placedimagesofthehouseholdgods——thehospitablehearth,oftenmentionedbytheRomanpoets,andconsecratedtotheLares,wasatPompeiialmostinvariablyformedbyamovablebrazier;
  whileinsomecorner,oftenthemostostentatiousplace,wasdepositedahugewoodenchest,ornamentedandstrengthenedbybandsofbronzeoriron,andsecuredbystronghooksuponastonepedestalsofirmlyastodefytheattemptsofanyrobbertodetachitfromitsposition。Itissupposedthatthischestwasthemoney—box,orcoffer,ofthemasterofthehouse;thoughasnomoneyhasbeenfoundinanyofthechestsdiscoveredatPompeii,itisprobablethatitwassometimesratherdesignedforornamentthanuse。
  Inthishall(oratrium,tospeakclassically)theclientsandvisitorsofinferiorrankwereusuallyreceived。Inthehousesofthemore’respectable’,anatriensis,orslavepeculiarlydevotedtotheserviceofthehall,wasinvariablyretained,andhisrankamonghisfellow—slaveswashighandimportant。Thereservoirinthecentremusthavebeenratheradangerousornament,butthecentreofthehallwaslikethegrass—plotofacollege,andinterdictedtothepasserstoandfro,whofoundamplespaceinthemargin。Rightoppositetheentrance,attheotherendofthehall,wasanapartment(tablinum),inwhichthepavementwasusuallyadornedwithrichmosaics,andthewallscoveredwithelaboratepaintings。Herewereusuallykepttherecordsofthefamily,orthoseofanypublicofficethathadbeenfilledbytheowner:ononesideofthissaloon,ifwemaysocallit,wasoftenadining—room,ortriclinium;ontheotherside,perhaps,whatweshouldnowtermacabinetofgems,containingwhatevercuriositiesweredeemedmostrareandcostly;andinvariablyasmallpassagefortheslavestocrosstothefurtherpartsofthehouse,withoutpassingtheapartmentsthusmentioned。Theseroomsallopenedonasquareoroblongcolonnade,technicallytermedperistyle。Ifthehousewassmall,itsboundaryceasedwiththiscolonnade;andinthatcaseitscentre,howeverdiminutive,wasordinarilyappropriatedtothepurposeofagarden,andadornedwithvasesofflowers,placeduponpedestals:while,underthecolonnade,totherightandleft,weredoorsadmittingtobedrooms,toasecondtriclinium,oreating—room(fortheancientsgenerallyappropriatedtworoomsatleasttothatpurpose,oneforsummer,andoneforwinter——or,perhaps,oneforordinary,theotherforfestive,occasions);andiftheowneraffectedletters,acabinet,dignifiedbythenameoflibrary——foraverysmallroomwassufficienttocontainthefewrollsofpapyruswhichtheancientsdeemedanotablecollectionofbooks。
  Attheendoftheperistylewasgenerallythekitchen。Supposingthehousewaslarge,itdidnotendwiththeperistyle,andthecentrethereofwasnotinthatcaseagarden,butmightbe,perhaps,adornedwithafountain,orbasinforfish;andatitsend,exactlyoppositetothetablinum,wasgenerallyanothereating—room,oneithersideofwhichwerebedrooms,and,perhaps,apicture—saloon,orpinacotheca。Theseapartmentscommunicatedagainwithasquareoroblongspace,usuallyadornedonthreesideswithacolonnadeliketheperistyle,andverymuchresemblingtheperistyle,onlyusuallylonger。Thiswastheproperviridarium,orgarden,beingcommonlyadornedwithafountain,orstatues,andaprofusionofgayflowers:atitsextremeendwasthegardener’shouse;oneitherside,beneaththecolonnade,weresometimes,ifthesizeofthefamilyrequiredit,additionalrooms。
  AtPompeii,asecondorthirdstorywasrarelyofimportance,beingbuiltonlyaboveasmallpartofthehouse,andcontainingroomsfortheslaves;
  differinginthisrespectfromthemoremagnificentedificesofRome,whichgenerallycontainedtheprincipaleating—room(orcaenaculum)onthesecondfloor。Theapartmentsthemselveswereordinarilyofsmallsize;forinthosedelightfulclimestheyreceivedanyextraordinarynumberofvisitorsintheperistyle(orportico),thehall,orthegarden;andeventheirbanquet—rooms,howeverelaboratelyadornedandcarefullyselectedinpointofaspect,wereofdiminutiveproportions;fortheintellectualancients,beingfondofsociety,notofcrowds,rarelyfeastedmorethannineatatime,sothatlargedinner—roomswerenotsonecessarywiththemaswithus。
  Butthesuiteofroomsseenatoncefromtheentrance,musthavehadaveryimposingeffect:youbeheldatoncethehallrichlypavedandpainted——thetablinum——thegracefulperistyle,and(ifthehouseextendedfarther)theoppositebanquet—roomandthegarden,whichclosedtheviewwithsomegushingfountormarblestatue。
  ThereaderwillnowhaveatolerablenotionofthePompeianhouses,whichresembledinsomerespectstheGrecian,butmostlytheRomanfashionofdomesticarchitecture。Inalmosteveryhousethereissomedifferenceindetailfromtherest,buttheprincipaloutlineisthesameinall。Inallyoufindthehall,thetablinum,andtheperistyle,communicatingwitheachother;inallyoufindthewallsrichlypainted;andalltheevidenceofapeoplefondoftherefiningeleganciesoflife。ThepurityofthetasteofthePompeiansindecorationis,however,questionable:theywerefondofthegaudiestcolors,offantasticdesigns;theyoftenpaintedthelowerhalfoftheircolumnsabrightred,leavingtherestuncolored;andwherethegardenwassmall,itswallwasfrequentlytintedtodeceivetheeyeastoitsextent,imitatingtrees,birds,temples,etc。,inperspective——ameretriciousdelusionwhichthegracefulpedantryofPlinyhimselfadopted,withacomplacentprideinitsingenuity。
  ButthehouseofGlaucuswasatonceoneofthesmallest,andyetoneofthemostadornedandfinishedofalltheprivatemansionsofPompeii:itwouldbeamodelatthisdayforthehouseof’asinglemaninMayfair’——theenvyanddespairofthecoelibianpurchasersofbuhlandmarquetry。
  Youenterbyalongandnarrowvestibule,onthefloorofwhichistheimageofadoginmosaic,withthewell—known’Cavecanem’——or’Bewarethedog’。
  Oneithersideisachamberofsomesize;fortheinteriorpartofthehousenotbeinglargeenoughtocontainthetwogreatdivisionsofprivateandpublicapartments,thesetworoomsweresetapartforthereceptionofvisitorswhoneitherbyranknorfamiliaritywereentitledtoadmissioninthepenetraliaofthemansion。
  Advancingupthevestibuleyouenteranatrium,thatwhenfirstdiscoveredwasrichinpaintings,whichinpointofexpressionwouldscarcelydisgraceaRafaele。YoumayseethemnowtransplantedtotheNeapolitanMuseum:theyarestilltheadmirationofconnoisseurs——theydepictthepartingofAchillesandBriseis。Whodoesnotacknowledgetheforce,thevigour,thebeauty,employedindelineatingtheformsandfacesofAchillesandtheimmortalslave!
  Ononesidetheatrium,asmallstaircaseadmittedtotheapartmentsfortheslavesonthesecondfloor;therealsoweretwoorthreesmallbedrooms,thewallsofwhichportrayedtherapeofEuropa,thebattleoftheAmazons,etc。
  Younowenterthetablinum,acrosswhich,ateitherend,hungrichdraperiesofTyrianpurple,halfwithdrawn。Onthewallswasdepictedapoetreadinghisversestohisfriends;andinthepavementwasinsertedasmallandmostexquisitemosaic,typicaloftheinstructionsgivenbythedirectorofthestagetohiscomedians。
  Youpassedthroughthissaloonandenteredtheperistyle;andhere(asI
  havesaidbeforewasusuallythecasewiththesmallerhousesofPompeii)
  themansionended。Fromeachofthesevencolumnsthatadornedthiscourthungfestoonsofgarlands:thecentre,supplyingtheplaceofagarden,bloomedwiththerarestflowersplacedinvasesofwhitemarble,thatweresupportedonpedestals。Atthelefthandofthissmallgardenwasadiminutivefane,resemblingoneofthosesmallchapelsplacedatthesideofroadsinCatholiccountries,anddedicatedtothePenates;beforeitstoodabronzedtripod:totheleftofthecolonnadeweretwosmallcubicula,orbedrooms;totherightwasthetriclinium,inwhichtheguestswerenowassembled。
  ThisroomisusuallytermedbytheantiquariesofNaples’TheChamberofLeda’;andinthebeautifulworkofSirWilliamGell,thereaderwillfindanengravingfromthatmostdelicateandgracefulpaintingofLedapresentinghernewborntoherhusband,fromwhichtheroomderivesitsname。
  Thischarmingapartmentopeneduponthefragrantgarden。Roundthetableofcitreanwood,highlypolishedanddelicatelywroughtwithsilverarabesques,wereplacedthethreecouches,whichwereyetmorecommonatPompeiithanthesemicircularseatthathadgrownlatelyintofashionatRome:andonthesecouchesofbronze,studdedwithrichermetals,werelaidthickquiltingscoveredwithelaboratebroidery,andyieldingluxuriouslytothepressure。
  ’Well,Imustown,’saidtheaedilePansa,’thatyourhouse,thoughscarcelylargerthanacaseforone’sfibulae,isagemofitskind。HowbeautifullypaintedisthatpartingofAchillesandBriseis!——whatastyle!——whatheads!——whata—hem!’
  ’PraisefromPansaisindeedvaluableonsuchsubjects,’saidClodius,gravely。’Why,thepaintingsonhiswalls!——Ah!thereis,indeed,thehandofaZeuxis!’
  ’Youflatterme,myClodius;indeedyoudo,’quoththeaedile,whowascelebratedthroughPompeiiforhavingtheworstpaintingsintheworld;forhewaspatriotic,andpatronizednonebutPompeians。’Youflatterme;butthereissomethingpretty——AEdepol,yes——inthecolors,tosaynothingofthedesign——andthenforthekitchen,myfriends——ah!thatwasallmyfancy。’
  ’Whatisthedesign?’saidGlaucus。’Ihavenotyetseenyourkitchen,thoughIhaveoftenwitnessedtheexcellenceofitscheer。’
  ’Acook,myAthenian——acooksacrificingthetrophiesofhisskillonthealtarofVesta,withabeautifulmuraena(takenfromthelife)onaspitatadistance——thereissomeinventionthere!’
  Atthatinstanttheslavesappeared,bearingatraycoveredwiththefirstpreparativeinitiaofthefeast。Amidstdeliciousfigs,freshherbsstrewedwithsnow,anchovies,andeggs,wererangedsmallcupsofdilutedwinesparinglymixedwithhoney。Asthesewereplacedonthetable,youngslavesboreroundtoeachofthefiveguests(fortherewerenomore)thesilverbasinofperfumedwater,andnapkinsedgedwithapurplefringe。Buttheaedileostentatiouslydrewforthhisownnapkin,whichwasnot,indeed,ofsofinealinen,butinwhichthefringewastwiceasbroad,andwipedhishandswiththeparadeofamanwhofelthewascallingforadmiration。
  ’Asplendidnappathatofyours,’saidClodius;’why,thefringeisasbroadasagirdle!’
  ’Atrifle,myClodius:atrifle!TheytellmethisstripeisthelatestfashionatRome;butGlaucusattendstothesethingsmorethanI。’
  ’Bepropitious,OBacchus!’saidGlaucus,incliningreverentiallytoabeautifulimageofthegodplacedinthecentreofthetable,atthecornersofwhichstoodtheLaresandthesalt—holders。Theguestsfollowedtheprayer,andthen,sprinklingthewineonthetable,theyperformedthewontedlibation。
  Thisover,theconvivialistsreclinedthemselvesonthecouches,andthebusinessofthehourcommenced。
  ’Maythiscupbemylast!’saidtheyoungSallust,asthetable,clearedofitsfirststimulants,wasnowloadedwiththesubstantialpartoftheentertainment,andtheministeringslavepouredforthtohimabrimmingcyathus——’Maythiscupbemylast,butitisthebestwineIhavedrunkatPompeii!’
  ’Bringhithertheamphora,’saidGlaucus,’andreaditsdateanditscharacter。’
  TheslavehastenedtoinformthepartythatthescrollfastenedtothecorkbetokeneditsbirthfromChios,anditsagearipefiftyyears。
  ’Howdeliciouslythesnowhascooledit!’saidPansa。’Itisjustenough。’
  ’Itisliketheexperienceofamanwhohascooledhispleasuressufficientlytogivethemadoublezest,’exclaimedSallust。
  ’Itislikeawoman’s"No",’addedGlaucus:’itcools,buttoinflamethemore。’
  ’Whenisournextwild—beastfight?’saidClodiustoPansa。
  ’ItstandsfixedfortheninthideofAugust,’answeredPansa:’onthedayaftertheVulcanalia——wehaveamostlovelyyounglionfortheoccasion。’
  ’Whomshallwegetforhimtoeat?’askedClodius。’Alas!thereisagreatscarcityofcriminals。Youmustpositivelyfindsomeinnocentorothertocondemntothelion,Pansa!’
  ’IndeedIhavethoughtveryseriouslyaboutitoflate,’repliedtheaedile,gravely。’Itwasamostinfamouslawthatwhichforbadeustosendourownslavestothewildbeasts。Nottoletusdowhatwelikewithourown,that’swhatIcallaninfringementonpropertyitself。’
  ’NotsointhegoodolddaysoftheRepublic,’sighedSallust。
  ’Andthenthispretendedmercytotheslavesissuchadisappointmenttothepoorpeople。Howtheydolovetoseeagoodtoughbattlebetweenamanandalion;andallthisinnocentpleasuretheymaylose(ifthegodsdon’tsendusagoodcriminalsoon)fromthiscursedlaw!’
  ’Whatcanbeworsepolicy,’saidClodius,sententiously,’thantointerferewiththemanlyamusementsofthepeople?’
  ’WellthankJupiterandtheFates!wehavenoNeroatpresent,’saidSallust。
  ’Hewas,indeed,atyrant;heshutupouramphitheatrefortenyears。’
  ’Iwonderitdidnotcreatearebellion,’saidSallust。
  ’Itverynearlydid,’returnedPansa,withhismouthfullofwildboar。
  Heretheconversationwasinterruptedforamomentbyaflourishofflutes,andtwoslavesenteredwithasingledish。
  ’Ah,whatdelicacyhastthouinstoreforusnow,myGlaucus?’criedtheyoungSallust,withsparklingeyes。
  Sallustwasonlytwenty—four,buthehadnopleasureinlifelikeeating——perhapshehadexhaustedalltheothers:yethadhesometalent,andanexcellentheart——asfarasitwent。
  ’Iknowitsface,byPollux!’criedPansa。’ItisanAmbracianKid。Ho(snappinghisfingers,ausualsignaltotheslaves)wemustprepareanewlibationinhonourtothenew—comer。’
  ’IhadhopedsaidGlaucus,inamelancholytone,’tohaveprocuredyousomeoystersfromBritain;butthewindsthatweresocrueltoCaesarhaveforbidustheoysters。’
  ’Aretheyintruthsodelicious?’askedLepidus,looseningtoayetmoreluxuriouseasehisungirdledtunic。
  ’Why,intruth,Isuspectitisthedistancethatgivestheflavor;theywanttherichnessoftheBrundusiumoyster。But,atRome,nosupperiscompletewithoutthem。’
  ’ThepoorBritons!Thereissomegoodinthemafterall,’saidSallust。
  ’Theyproduceanoyster。’
  ’Iwishtheywouldproduceusagladiator,’saidtheaedile,whoseprovidentmindwasmusingoverthewantsoftheamphitheatre。
  ’ByPallas!’criedGlaucus,ashisfavoriteslavecrownedhisstreaminglockswithanewchaplet,’Ilovethesewildspectacleswellenoughwhenbeastfightsbeast;butwhenaman,onewithbonesandbloodlikeours,iscoldlyputonthearena,andtornlimbfromlimb,theinterestistoohorrid:Isicken——Igaspforbreath——Ilongtorushanddefendhim。TheyellsofthepopulaceseemtomemoredirethanthevoicesoftheFurieschasingOrestes。Irejoicethatthereissolittlechanceofthatbloodyexhibitionforournextshow!’
  Theaedileshruggedhisshoulders。TheyoungSallust,whowasthoughtthebest—naturedmaninPompeii,staredinsurprise。ThegracefulLepidus,whorarelyspokeforfearofdisturbinghisfeatures,ejaculated’Hercle!’TheparasiteClodiusmuttered’AEdepol!’andthesixthbanqueter,whowastheumbraofClodius,andwhosedutyitwastoechohisricherfriend,whenhecouldnotpraisehim——theparasiteofaparasite——mutteredalso’AEdepol!’
  ’Well,youItaliansareusedtothesespectacles;weGreeksaremoremerciful。Ah,shadeofPindar!——theraptureofatrueGreciangame——theemulationofmanagainstman——thegenerousstrife——thehalf—mournfultriumph——soproudtocontendwithanoblefoe,sosadtoseehimovercome!
  Butyeunderstandmenot。’
  ’Thekidisexcellent,’saidSallust。Theslave,whosedutyitwastocarve,andwhovaluedhimselfonhisscience,hadjustperformedthatofficeonthekidtothesoundofmusic,hisknifekeepingtime,beginningwithalowtenorandaccomplishingthearduousfeatamidstamagnificentdiapason。
  ’Yourcookis,ofcourse,fromSicily?’saidPansa。
  ’Yes,ofSyracuse。’
  ’Iwillplayyouforhim,’saidClodius。’Wewillhaveagamebetweenthecourses。’
  ’Betterthatsortofgame,certainly,thanabeastfight;butIcannotstakemySicilian——youhavenothingsoprecioustostakemeinreturn。’
  ’MyPhillida——mybeautifuldancing—girl!’
  ’Ineverbuywomen,’saidtheGreek,carelesslyrearranginghischaplet。
  Themusicians,whowerestationedintheporticowithout,hadcommencedtheirofficewiththekid;theynowdirectedthemelodyintoamoresoft,amoregay,yetitmaybeamoreintellectualstrain;andtheychantedthatsongofHoracebeginning’Persicosodi’,etc。,soimpossibletotranslate,andwhichtheyimaginedapplicabletoafeastthat,effeminateasitseemstous,wassimpleenoughforthegorgeousrevelryofthetime。Wearewitnessingthedomestic,andnottheprincelyfeast——theentertainmentofagentleman,notanemperororasenator。
  ’Ah,goodoldHorace!’saidSallust,compassionately;’hesangwelloffeastsandgirls,butnotlikeourmodernpoets。’
  ’TheimmortalFulvius,forinstance,’saidClodius。
  ’Ah,Fulvius,theimmortal!’saidtheumbra。
  ’AndSpuraena;andCaiusMutius,whowrotethreeepicsinayear——couldHoracedothat,orVirgileithersaidLepidus。’Thoseoldpoetsallfellintothemistakeofcopyingsculptureinsteadofpainting。Simplicityandrepose——thatwastheirnotion;butwemodernshavefire,andpassion,andenergy——weneversleep,weimitatethecolorsofpainting,itslife,anditsaction。ImmortalFulvius!’
  ’Bytheway,’saidSallust,’haveyouseenthenewodebySpuraena,inhonourofourEgyptianIsis?Itismagnificent——thetruereligiousfervor。’
  ’IsisseemsafavoritedivinityatPompeii,’saidGlaucus。
  ’Yes!’saidPansa,’sheisexceedinglyinreputejustatthismoment;herstatuehasbeenutteringthemostremarkableoracles。Iamnotsuperstitious,butImustconfessthatshehasmorethanonceassistedmemateriallyinmymagistracywithheradvice。Herpriestsaresopious,too!
  noneofyourgay,noneofyourproud,ministersofJupiterandFortune:theywalkbarefoot,eatnomeat,andpassthegreaterpartofthenightinsolitarydevotion!’
  ’Anexampletoourotherpriesthoods,indeed!——Jupiter’stemplewantsreformingsadly,’saidLepidus,whowasagreatreformerforallbuthimself。
  ’TheysaythatArbacestheEgyptianhasimpartedsomemostsolemnmysteriestothepriestsofIsis,’observedSallust。’HeboastshisdescentfromtheraceofRameses,anddeclaresthatinhisfamilythesecretsofremotestantiquityaretreasured。’
  ’Hecertainlypossessesthegiftoftheevileye,’saidClodius。’IfIevercomeuponthatMedusafrontwithoutthepreviouscharm,Iamsuretoloseafavoritehorse,orthrowthecanesninetimesrunning。’
  ’Thelastwouldbeindeedamiracle!’saidSallust,gravely。
  ’Howmeanyou,Sallust?’returnedthegamester,withaflushedbrow。
  ’Imean,whatyouwouldleavemeifIplayedoftenwithyou;andthatis——nothing。’
  Clodiusansweredonlybyasmileofdisdain。
  ’IfArbaceswerenotsorich,’saidPansa,withastatelyair,’Ishouldstretchmyauthorityalittle,andinquireintothetruthofthereportwhichcallshimanastrologerandasorcerer。Agrippa,whenaedileofRome,banishedallsuchterriblecitizens。Butarichman——itisthedutyofanaediletoprotecttherich!’
  ’Whatthinkyouofthisnewsect,whichIamtoldhasevenafewproselytesinPompeii,thesefollowersoftheHebrewGod——Christus?’
  ’Oh,merespeculativevisionaries,’saidClodius;’theyhavenotasinglegentlemanamongstthem;theirproselytesarepoor,insignificant,ignorantpeople!’
  ’Whoought,however,tobecrucifiedfortheirblasphemy,’saidPansa,withvehemence;’theydenyVenusandJove!Nazareneisbutanothernameforatheist。Letmecatchthem——that’sall。’
  Thesecondcoursewasgone——thefeastersfellbackontheircouches——therewasapausewhiletheylistenedtothesoftvoicesoftheSouth,andthemusicoftheArcadianreed。Glaucuswasthemostraptandtheleastinclinedtobreakthesilence,butClodiusbeganalreadytothinkthattheywastedtime。
  ’Benevobis!(Yourhealth!)myGlaucus,’saidhe,quaffingacuptoeachletteroftheGreek’sname,withtheeaseofthepractiseddrinker。’Willyounotbeavengedonyourill—fortuneofyesterday?See,thedicecourtus。’
  ’Asyouwill,’saidGlaucus。
  ’Thediceinsummer,andIanaedile!’saidPansa,magisterially;’itisagainstalllaw。’
  ’Notinyourpresence,gravePansa,’returnedClodius,rattlingthediceinalongbox;’yourpresencerestrainsalllicense:itisnotthething,buttheexcessofthething,thathurts。’
  ’Whatwisdom!’mutteredtheumbra。
  ’Well,Iwilllookanotherway,’saidtheaedile。
  ’Notyet,goodPansa;letuswaittillwehavesupped,’saidGlaucus。
  Clodiusreluctantlyyielded,concealinghisvexationwithayawn。
  ’Hegapestodevourthegold,’whisperedLepidustoSallust,inaquotationfromtheAululariaofPlautus。
  ’Ah!howwellIknowthesepolypi,whoholdalltheytouch,’answeredSallust,inthesametone,andoutofthesameplay。
  Thethirdcourse,consistingofavarietyoffruits,pistachionuts,sweetmeats,tarts,andconfectionerytorturedintoathousandfantasticandairyshapes,wasnowplaceduponthetable;andtheministri,orattendants,alsosettherethewine(whichhadhithertobeenhandedroundtotheguests)
  inlargejugsofglass,eachbearinguponitthescheduleofitsageandquality。
  ’TastethisLesbian,myPansa,’saidSallust;’itisexcellent。’
  ’Itisnotveryold,’saidGlaucus,’butithasbeenmadeprecocious,likeourselves,bybeingputtothefire:——thewinetotheflamesofVulcan——wetothoseofhiswife——towhosehonourIpourthiscup。’
  ’Itisdelicate,’saidPansa,’butthereisperhapstheleastparticletoomuchofrosininitsflavor。’