"Well?"hesaid,onentering。
  "Hehastakenthedrug。He’sbeensoundasleepthesetwohours;justnow,indreaming,hewastalkingofdiamonds。"
  "Well,"saidCerizet,"itwouldn’tbesurprisingifwefoundsome。
  Thesepauperswhentheysetouttoberich,liketopileupeverything。"
  "Ahca!"criedtheCardinal,suddenly,"whatmadeyougoandtellMerePerrachethatyouweremymanofbusiness,andthatyouweren’tadoctor?Ithoughtweagreedthismorningthatyouwerecomingasadoctor?"
  Cerizetdidnotchoosetoadmitthattheusurpationofthattitlehadseemedtohimdangerous;hefearedtodiscouragehisaccomplice。
  "Isawthatthewomanwasgoingtoproposeaconsultation,"hereplied,"andIgotoutofitthatway。"
  "Goodness!"exclaimedMadameCardinal,"theysayfinemindscometogether;thatwasmydodge,too。Callingyoumymanofbusinessseemedtogivethatoldpilfererafewideas。Didtheyseeyoucomein,thoseporters?"
  "Ithought,asIwentby,"repliedCerizet,"thatthewomanwasasleepinherchair。"
  "Andwellshemightbe,"saidtheCardinal,significantly。
  "What,really?"saidCerizet。
  "Parbleu!"repliedthefishwife;"what’senoughforoneisenoughfortwo;therestofthestuffwentthatway。"
  "Asforthehusband,hewasthere,"saidCerizet;"forhegavemeagracioussignofrecognition,whichIcouldhavedonewithout。"
  "Waittillitisquitedark,andwe’llplayhimacomedythatshallfoolhimfinely。"
  Accordingly,tenminuteslater,thefishwife,withavimthatdelightedtheusurer,organizedfortheinnocentporterthecomedyofaMONSIEURwhowouldnot,outofpoliteness,letheraccompanyhimtothedoor;sheherselfwithequalpolitenessinsisting。Appearingtoconducttheshamphysicianintothestreetgateshepretendedthatthewindhadblownoutofherlamp,andunderpretextofrelightingitsheputoutthatofPerrache。Allthisracket,accompaniedbyexclamationsandabewilderingloquacity,wassobrisklycarriedoutthattheporter,ifsummonedbeforethepolice—court,wouldnothavehesitatedtoswearthatthedoctor,whosearrivalhehadwitnessed,leftthehousebetweennineandteno’clock。
  WhenthetwoaccompliceswerethusintranquilpossessionofthefieldofoperationsMadameCardinalhungupherrabbit’s—hairshawlbeforethewindowtoexcludeallpossibleindiscretiononthepartofaneighbor。IntheLuxembourgquarterlifequietsdownearly。Byteno’clockallthesoundsinthehouseaswellasthoseoutofdoorswerestilled,andCerizetdeclaredthatthemomenthadcometogotowork;
  bybeginningatoncetheywerecertainthatthesleeperwouldremainundertheinfluenceofthedrug;besides,ifthebootywerefoundatonce,MadameCardinalcould,underpretenceofasuddenattackonherpatient,whichrequiredhertofetcharemedyfromtheapothecary,gettheportertoopenthestreetgateforherwithoutsuspicion。Asallporterspullthegate—cordfromtheirbeds,Cerizetwouldbeabletogetawayatthesametimewithoutnotice。
  Powerfulinadvice,Cerizetwasaveryincapablehandinaction;and,withouttherobustassistanceofMereCardinalhecouldneverhaveliftedwhatmightalmostbecalledthecorpseoftheformerdrum—
  major。Completelyinsensible,Toupillierwasnowaninertmass,adead—weight,whichcould,fortunately,behandledwithoutmuchprecaution,andtheathleticMadameCardinal,gatheringstrengthfromhercupidity,contrived,notwithstandingCerizet’sinsufficientassistance,toeffectthetransferofherunclefromonebedtotheother。
  Onrummagingthebedfromwhichthebodywasmoved,nothingwasfound,andMadameCardinal,pressedbyCerizettoexplainwhyshehadconfidentlyassertedthatheruncle"waslyingononehundredthousandfrancsingold,"wasforcedtoadmitthatatalkwithMadamePerrache,andherownfervidimaginationwerethesolegroundsofhercertainty。
  Cerizetwasfurious;havingforonewholedaydalliedwiththeideaandhopeoffortune,having,moreover,entereduponadangerousandcompromisingcourseofaction,onlytofindhimself,atthesuprememoment,facetofacewith——nothing!Thedisappointmentwassobitterthatifhehadnotbeenafraidofthemuscularstrengthofhisfuturemother—in—law,hewouldhaverusheduponherwithsomefranticintention。
  Hisanger,however,spentitselfinwords。Harshlyabused,MadameCardinalcontentedherselfbyremarkingthatallhopewasnotlost,andthen,withafaiththatoughttohavemovedmountains,shesettoworktoemptythestrawfromthemattressshehadalreadyvainlyexploredinalldirections。ButCerizetwouldnotallowthatextrememeasure;heremarkedthataftertheautopsyofastrawmattresssuchdetrituswouldremainuponthefloorasmustinfalliblygiverisetosuspicion。ButtheCardinal,whothoughtthiscautionridiculous,wasdeterminedto,atleast,takeaparttheflockbedstead。Thepassionofthesearchgaveextraordinaryvigilancetohersenses,andassheraisedthewoodenside—framesheheardthefallofsometinyobjectonthefloor。Seizingthelightshebegantosearchinthemoundoffilthofallkindsthatwasunderthebed,andfinallylaidherhandonabitofpolishedsteelabouthalfaninchlong,theuseofwhichwastoherinexplicable。
  "That’sakey!"criedCerizet,whowasstandingbesideherwithsomeindifference,butwhoseimaginationnowsetoffatagallop。
  "Ha!ha!youseeIwasright,"criedtheCardinal。"Butwhatcanitopen?"sheadded,onreflection;"nothingbiggerthanadoll’shouse。"
  "No,"saidCerizet,"itisamoderninvention,andverystronglockscanbeopenedwiththatlittleinstrument。"
  Witharapidglancehetookinallthepiecesoffurnitureintheroom;wenttothebureauandpulledoutthedrawers;lookedinthestove,inthetable;butnowheredidhefindalocktowhichthelittlekeycouldbeadapted。
  SuddenlytheCardinalhadaflashofillumination。
  "Seehere!"shesaid。"Iremarkedthattheoldthief,ashelayonhisbed,nevertookhiseyesoffthewalljustoppositetohim。"
  "Acupboardhiddeninthewall!"criedCerizet,seizingthelighteagerly;"itisnotimpossible!"
  Examiningattentivelythedoorofthealcove,whichwasoppositethebed’shead,hecouldseenothingtherebutavastaccumulationofdustandspiders’webs。Henextemployedthesenseoftouch,andbegantorapandsoundthewallinalldirections。AtthespottowhichToupillier’sconstantgazewasdirectedhethoughtheperceivedinaverynarrowspaceaslightsonority,andhepresentlyperceivedthathewasrappingonwood。Hethenrubbedthespotvigorouslywithhishandkerchief,andbeneaththethicklayerofdustanddirtwhichhethusremovedhefoundapieceofoakplankcarefullyinsertedinthewall。Ononesideofthisplankwasasmallroundhole;itwasthatofthelockwhichthekeyfitted!
  WhileCerizetwasturningthekey,whichworkedwithgreatdifficulty,MadameCardinal,holdingthelight,waspaleandbreathless;but,oh!
  crueldeception!thecupboard,atlastunlockedandopen,showedonlyanemptyspace,intowhichthelightinherhandfelluselessly。
  Allowingthisbacchantetogiveventtoherdespairbysalutinghermuch—belovedunclewiththeharshestepithets,Cerizetquietlyinsertedhisarmintothecupboard,andafterfeelingitoverattheback,hecriedout,"Anironsafe!"adding,impatiently,"Givememorelight,MadameCardinal。"
  Then,asthelightdidnotpenetratetothedepthsofthecupboard,hesnatchedthecandlefromthebottle,where,indefaultofacandlestick,theCardinalhadstuckit,and,takingitinhishand,moveditcarefullyoverallpartsoftheironsafe,theexistenceofwhichwasnowacertainty。
  "Thereisnovisiblelock,"hesaid。"Theremustbeasecretopening。"
  "Isn’thesly,thatoldvillain!"exclaimedMadameCardinal,whileCerizet’sbonyfingersfeltthesideofthesafeoverminutely。
  "Ha!"heexclaimed,aftergropingfortenminutes,"Ihaveit!"
  DuringthistimeMadameCardinal’slifeseemedactuallysuspended。
  UnderthepressurewhichCerizetnowapplied,theironsiderosequicklyintothethicknessofthewallabove,andinthemidstofamassofgoldthrownpell—mellintoalargeexcavationthatwasnowexposedtoview,layacaseofredmorocco,which,fromitssizeandappearance,gavepromiseofmagnificentbooty。
  "Itakethediamondsformyself,"saidCerizet,whenhehadopenedthecaseandseenthesplendidjewelsitcontained;"youwon’tknowhowtogetridofthem。I’llleaveyouthegoldforyourshare。AsforthehouseandthemoneyintheFunds,theyarenotworththetroubleitwouldbetogettheoldfellowtomakeawill。"
  "Notsofast,mylittleman!"repliedtheCardinal,whothoughtthisdecisionrathersummary;"wewillfirstcountthemoney——"
  "Hush!"exclaimedCerizet,apparentlylisteningtoasound。
  "Whatisit?"askedtheCardinal。
  "Don’tyouhearsomeonemovingbelow?"
  "No,Ihearnothing。"
  Cerizet,makingherasigntobesilent,listenedattentively。
  "Ihearasteponthestairs,"hesaid,amomentlater。
  Thenhehastilyreplacedthemoroccocase,andmadedesperatebutunavailingeffortstolowerthepanel。
  "Yes!"criedMadameCardinal,terrified;"someoneisreallycoming。"
  Then,fasteningtoahopeofsafety,sheadded,"Idaresayitisthatinsanegirl;theysayshewalksatnight。"
  Atanyrate,theinsanegirl(ifitwereshe)hadakeytotheroom,foramomentlater,thiskeywasinsertedinthelock。WitharapidglanceMadameCardinalmeasuredthedistancetothedoor;shouldshehavetimetopushthebolt?No;certainthatitwasthentoolate,sosheblewoutthecandletogiveherselfatleastsomechancesinthedarkness。
  Uselesseffort!theintruderwhonowappearedhadbroughtacandlewithhim。
  WhenMadameCerizetsawthatshehadtodowithasmall,oldmanofpunyappearance,sheflungherselfbeforehimwithflamingeyes,likealionessfromwhomthehunterisseekingtotakehercubs。
  "Becalm,mygoodwoman,"saidthelittleman,inajeeringtone;"thepolicearesentfor;theywillbehereinamoment。"
  Attheword"police"theCardinal’slegsgaveway。
  "But,monsieur,"shesaid,"whythepolice?wearenotrobbers。"
  "Nomatterforthat;ifIwereinyourplaceIshouldn’twaitforthem,"saidthelittleoldman;"theymakeunfortunatemistakessometimes。"
  "CanIclearout?"askedthewoman,incredulously。
  "Yes,ifyouemptyyourpocketsofanythingwhichhas,BYACCIDENT,gotintothem。"
  "Oh!mygoodmonsieur,Ihaven’tathinginmyhandsormypockets;I
  wasn’theretoharmanyone,——onlytonursemypoordearuncle;youcansearchme。"
  "Come,beoffwithyou!thatwilldo,"saidtheoldman。
  MadameCardinaldidnotobligehimtorepeattheorder,andsherapidlydisappeareddownthestaircase。
  Cerizetmadeasthoughhewouldtakethesameroad。
  "You,monsieur,arequiteanotherthing,"saidthelittleoldman。
  "YouandImusttalktogether;butifyouaretractable,theaffairbetweenuscanbesettledamicably。"
  Whetheritwasthatthenarcotichadceasedtooperate,orthatthenoisegoingonaboutToupillierputanendtohissleep,henowopenedhiseyesandcastaroundhimtheglanceofamanwhoendeavorstorememberwhereheis;then,seeinghispreciouscupboardopen,hefoundintheemotionthatsightproducedthestrengthtocryouttwoorthreetimes,"Help!help!robbers!"inavoicethatwasloudenoughtorousethehouse。
  "No,Toupillier,"saidthelittleoldman;"youhavenotbeenrobbed;
  Icamehereintimetopreventit;nothinghasbeentaken。"
  "Whydon’tyouarrestthatvillain?"shoutedtheoldpauper,pointingtoCerizet。
  "Monsieurisnotathief,"repliedtheoldman。"Onthecontrary,hecameupwithmetolendassistance。"Then,turningtoCerizet,headded,inalowvoice:"Ithink,mygoodfriend,thatwehadbetterpostponetheinterviewIdesiretohavewithyouuntilto—morrow。Comeatteno’clocktotheadjoininghouse,andaskforMonsieurduPortail。Afterwhathaspassedthisevening,therewill,Ioughttowarnyou,besomedangertoyouinnotacceptingthisconference。I
  shallfindyouelsewhere,infallibly;forIhavethehonortoknowwhoyouare;youarethemanwhomtheOppositionjournalswereaccustomedtocall’thecourageousCerizet。’"
  Inspiteoftheprofoundsarcasmofthisremark,Cerizet,perceivingthathewasnottobetreatedmorerigorouslythanMadameCardinal,feltsopleasedwiththisconclusionthathepromised,veryreadily,tokeeptheappointment,andthenslippedawaywithallthehastehecould。
  CHAPTERXVI
  DUPORTAIL
  ThenextdayCerizetdidnotfailtoappearattherendezvousgiventohim。Examined,atfirst,throughthewicketofthedoor,hewasadmitted,aftergivinghisname,intothehouse,andwasusheredimmediatelytothestudyofMonsieurduPortail,whomhefoundathisdesk。
  Withoutrising,andmerelymakingasigntohisguesttotakeachair,thelittleoldmancontinuedtheletterhewasthenwriting。Aftersealingitwithwax,withacareandprecisionthatdenotedanatureextremelyfastidiousandparticular,orelseamanaccustomedtodischargediplomaticfunctions,duPortailrangforBruneau,hisvalet,andsaid,ashegavehimtheletter:——
  "Forthejustice—of—peaceofthearrondissement。"
  Thenhecarefullywipedthesteelpenhehadjustused,restoredtotheirplaces,symmetrically,allthedisplacedarticlesonhisdesk,anditwasonlywhentheselittlearrangementswerecompletedthatheturnedtoCerizet,andsaid:——
  "Youknow,ofcourse,thatwelostthatpoorMonsieurToupillierlastnight?"
  "No,really?"saidCerizet,puttingonthemostsympatheticairhecouldmanage。"Thisismyfirstknowledgeofit。"
  "Butyouprobablyexpectedit。Whenonegivesadyingmananimmensebowlofhotwine,whichhasalsobeennarcotized,——forthePerrachewomansleptallnightinasortoflethargyafterdrinkingasmallglassofit,——itisevidentthatthecatastrophehasbeenhastened。"
  "Iamignorant,monsieur,"saidCerizet,withdignity,"ofwhatMadameCardinalmayhavegiventoheruncle。Ihavenodoubtcommittedagreatpieceofthoughtlessnessinassistingthiswomantoobtainaninheritancetowhichsheassuredmeshehadlegalrights;butastoattemptingthelifeofthatoldpauper,Iamquiteincapableofsuchathing;nothingofthekindeverenteredmymind。"
  "Youwrotemethisletter,Ithink,"saidduPortail,abruptly,takingfrombeneathabohemianglassbowlapaperwhichheofferedtoCerizet。
  "Aletter?"repliedCerizet,withthehesitationofamanwhodoesn’tknowwhethertolieorspeakthetruth。
  "IamquitesureofwhatIsay,"continuedduPortail。"Ihaveamaniaforautographs,andIpossessoneofyours,obtainedattheperiodwhentheOppositionexaltedyoutothegloriousrankofmartyr。Ihavecomparedthetwowritings,andIfindthatyoucertainlywroteme,yesterday,theletterwhichyouholdinyourhand,informingmeofthemoneyembarrassmentsofyounglaPeyradeatthepresentmoment。"
  "Well,"saidCerizet,"knowingthatyouhadgivenahometoMademoiselledelaPeyrade,whoisprobablycousinofTheodose,I
  thoughtIrecognizedinyouthemysteriousprotectorfromwhom,onmorethanoneoccasion,myfriendhasreceivedthemostgenerousassistance。Now,asIhaveasincereaffectionforthatpoorfellow,itwasinhisintereststhatIpermittedmyself——"
  "Youdidquiteright,"interruptedduPortail。"IamdelightedtohavefalleninwithafriendoflaPeyrade。Ioughtnottoconcealfromyouthatitwasthisparticularfactwhichprotectedyoulastnight。Buttellme,whatisthisaboutnotesfortwenty—fivethousandfrancs?Isourfriendsobadlyoffinhisaffairs?Isheleadingadissipatedlife?"
  "Onthecontrary,"repliedCerizet,"he’sapuritan。Giventothedeepestpiety,hedidnotchoosetotake,asabarrister,anyothercasesbutthoseofthepoor。Heisnowonthepointofmakingarichmarriage。"
  "Ah!ishegoingtobemarried?andtowhom?"
  "ToaDemoiselleColleville,daughterofthesecretaryofthemayorofthe12tharrondissement。Inherself,thegirlhasnofortune,butacertainMonsieurThuillier,hergodfather,memberoftheCouncil—
  generaloftheSeine,haspromisedherasuitable’dot。’"
  "Whohashandledthisaffair?"
  "LaPeyradehasbeendevotedtotheThuillierfamily,intowhichhewasintroducedbyMonsieurDutocq,clerkofthejustice—of—peaceoftheirarrondissement。"
  "ButyouwrotemethatthesenotesweresignedinfavorofMonsieurDutocq。Theaffairisabitofmatrimonialbrokerage,inshort?"
  "Well,somethingofthatkind,"repliedCerizet。"Youknow,monsieur,thatinParissuchtransactionsareverycommon。Eventheclergywon’tdisdaintohaveafingerinthem。"
  "Isthemarriageasettledthing?"
  "Yes,andwithinthelastfewdaysespecially。"
  "Well,mygoodsir,Irelyonyoutoputanendtoit。IhaveotherviewsforTheodose,——anothermarriagetoproposetohim。"
  "Excuseme!"saidCerizet,"tobreakupthismarriagewouldmakeitimpossibleforhimtopayhisnotes;andIhavethehonortocallyourattentiontothefactthattheseparticularbillsofexchangeareseriousmatters。MonsieurDutocqisintheofficeofthejustice—of—
  peace;inotherwords,hecouldn’tbeeasilydefeatedinsuchamatter。"
  "ThedebttoMonsieurDutocqyoushallbuyoffyourself,"repliedduPortail。"Makearrangementswithhimtothateffect。ShouldTheodoseprovereluctanttocarryoutmyplans,thosenotesmaybecomeausefulweaponinourhands。Youwilltakeuponyourselftosuehimforthem,andyoushallhavenomoneyresponsibilityinthematter。IwillpayyoutheamountofthenotesforDutocq,andyourcostsinsuingTheodose。"
  "Youaresquareinbusiness,monsieur,"saidCerizet。"There’ssomepleasureinbeingyouragent。Now,ifyouthinktherightmomenthascome,Ishouldbegladifyouwouldgivemesomebetterlightonthemissionyouaredoingmethehonortoplaceinmyhands。"
  "Youspokejustnow,"repliedduPortail,"ofthecousinofTheodose,MademoiselleLydiedelaPeyrade。Thisyoungwoman,whoisnotinherfirstyouth,forsheisnearlythirty,isthenaturaldaughterofthecelebratedMademoiselleBeaumesniloftheTheatreFrancaisandPeyrade,thecommissary—generalofpoliceundertheEmpire,andtheuncleofourfriend。Untilhisdeath,whichoccurredsuddenly,leavinghisdaughter,whomhelovedtenderly,withoutmeansofsupport,Iwasboundtothatexcellentmanwiththewarmestfriendship。"
  GladtoshowthathehadsomeknowledgeofduPortail’sinteriorlife,Cerizethastenedtoremark:——
  "Andyouhavesecretlyfulfilledthedutiesofthatfriendship,monsieur;for,intakingintoyourhomethatinterestingorphanyouassumedadifficultguardianship。MademoiselledelaPeyrade’sstateofhealthrequires,Iamtold,acarenotonlyaffectionate,butpersevering。"
  "Yes,"repliedduPortail,"thepoorgirl,afterthedeathofherfather,wassocruellytriedthathermindhasbeensomewhataffected;
  butafortunatechangehaslatelyoccurredinhercondition,andonlyyesterdayIcalledinconsultationDoctorBianchonandthetwophysicians—in—chargeofBicetreandtheSalpetriere。Thesegentlemenunanimouslydeclarethatmarriageandthebirthofafirstchildwouldundoubtedlyrestorehertoperfecthealth。Youcanreadilyunderstandthattheremedyistooeasyandagreeablenottobeattempted。"
  "Then,"saidCerizet,"itistoMademoiselleLydiedelaPeyrade,hiscousin,thatyouwishtomarryTheodose。"
  "Youhavesaidit,"returnedduPortail,"andyoumustnotthinkthatouryoungfriend,ifheacceptsthemarriage,willbecalledupontoshowagratuitousdevotion。Lydieisveryagreeableinperson;shehastalents,acharmingdisposition,andshecanbringtobear,inherhusband’sinterest,astronginfluenceinpubliclife。Shehas,moreover,aprettyfortune,consistingofwhathermotherlefther,andofmyentireproperty,which,havingnoheirsmyself,Iintendtosecuretoherinthemarriagecontract。Besidesallthis,shehasthisverynightacquiredanotinconsiderablelegacy。"
  "What!"exclaimedCerizet,"doyoumeanthatoldToupillier——"
  "Byawillinhisownhandwriting,whichIhavehere,thatoldpauperconstitutesherhissolelegatee。Yousee,therefore,thatIshowedsomekindnessinnotproceedingagainstyouandMadameCardinalforyourlittleattemptlastnight;itwassimplyourpropertythatyouweretryingtopillage。"
  "Heavens!"criedCerizet,"Iwon’tpretendtoexcuseMadameCardinal’smisconduct;andyet,asoneofthelegalheirs,dispossessedbyastranger,shehad,itseemstome,somerighttotheindulgencewhichyoucertainlyshowedtoher。"
  "Inthatyouaremistaken,"saidduPortail;"theapparentliberalityoftheoldbeggartoMademoiselledelaPeyradehappenstobeonlyarestitution。"
  "Arestitution!"exclaimedCerizet,inatoneofcuriosity。
  "Arestitution,"repeatedduPortail,"andnothingiseasierthantoproveit。Doyouremembertherobberyofsomediamondsfromoneofourdramaticcelebritiesabouttenyearsago?"
  "Yes,"repliedCerizet。"Iwasmanagerofoneofmynewspapersatthetime,andIusedtowritethe’Parisitems。’Butstay,Iremember,theactresswholostthemwasMademoiselleBeaumesnil。"
  "Precisely;themotherofMademoiselledelaPeyrade。"
  "Consequently,thismiserableoldToupillier——no,Irememberthatthethiefwasconvicted;hisnamewasCharlesCrochard。Itwassaid,undertherose,thathewasthenaturalsonofagreatpersonage,theComtedeGranville,attorney—generalundertheRestoration。"[See"ADoubleLife。"]
  "Well,"saidduPortail,"thisishowithappened。TherobberywascommittedinahouseintheruedeTournon,occupiedbyMademoiselleBeaumesnil。CharlesCrochard,whowasahandsomefellow,wassaidtohavetherunofit——"
  "Yes,yes,"criedCerizet,"IrememberMademoiselleBeaumesnil’sembarrassmentwhenshegavehertestimony——andalsothetotalextinctionofvoicethatattackedherwhenthejudgeaskedherage。"
  "Therobbery,"continuedduPortail,"wasaudaciouslycommittedinthedaytime;andnosoonerdidCharlesCrochardgetpossessionofthecasketthanhewenttothechurchofSaint—Sulpice,wherehehadanappointmentwithanaccomplice,who,beingsuppliedwithapassport,wastostartimmediatelywiththediamondsforforeignparts。Itsochancedthatonenteringthechurch,insteadofmeetingthemanheexpected,whowasatriflelate,CharlesCrochardcamefacetofacewithacelebratedagentofthedetectiveforce,whowaswellknowntohim,inasmuchastheyoungrascalwasnotathisfirstscrimmagewiththepolice。Theabsenceofhisaccomplice,thisencounterwiththedetective,and,lastly,arapidmovementmadebythelatter,bythemerestchance,towardthedoor,inducedtherobbertofancyhewasbeingwatched。Losinghisheadunderthisidea,hewanted,atanycost,toputthecasketoutofhispossession,knowingthatifarrested,asheexpected,atthedoorofthechurch,itwouldbeadamningproofagainsthim。CatchingsightatthatmomentofToupillier,whowasthenthegiverofholywater,’Myman,’saidhe,makingsurethatnooneoverheardtheircolloquy,’willyoutakecareofthislittlepackageforme?Itisaboxoflace。Iamgoingnearbytoacountesswhoisslowtopayherbill;andifIhavethelacewithmeshe’llwanttoseeit,foritisanewstyle,andshe’llaskmetoleaveitwithheroncredit,insteadofpayingthebill;thereforeI
  don’twanttotakeit。But,’headded,’besurenottotouchthepaperthatwrapsthebox,forthere’snothingharderthantodoupapackageinthesamefolds——’"
  "Thebooby!"criedCerizet,naively;"why,thatverycautionwouldmakethemanwanttoopenit。"
  "Youareanablecasuist,"saidduPortail。"Well,anhourlater,CharlesCrochard,findingthatnothinghappenedtohim,returnedtothechurchtoobtainhisdeposit,butToupillierwasnolongerthere。
  YoucanimaginetheanxietywithwhichCharlesCrochardattendedearlymassthenextday,andapproachedthegiverofholywater,whowasthere,sureenough,attendingtohisfunctions。Butnight,theysay,bringscounsel;theworthybeggaraudaciouslydeclaredthathehadreceivednopackage,anddidnotknowwhathisinterlocutormeant。"
  "Andtherewasnopossibilityofarguingwithhim,forthatwouldbeexposure,"remarkedCerizet,whowasnotfarfromsympathizinginatricksoboldlyplayed。
  "Nodoubt,"resumedduPortail;"therobberywasalreadynoisedabout,andToupillier,whowasaveryablefellow,hadcalculatedthatCharlesCrochardwouldnotdaretopubliclyaccusehim,forthatwouldrevealthetheft。Infact,onhistrialCharlesCrochardneversaidawordofhismishap,andduringthesixyearshespentatthegalleys(hewascondemnedtoten,butfourwereremitted)hedidnotopenhislipstoasinglesoulaboutthetreacheryofwhichhehadbeenavictim。"
  "Thatwasprettyplucky,"saidCerizet;thetaleexcitedhim,andheshowedopenlythathesawthematterasanartistandaconnoisseur。
  "Inthatinterval,"continuedduPortail,"MadameBeaumesnildied,leavingherdaughterafewfragmentsofaoncegreatfortune,andthediamondswhichthewillexpresslystatedLydiewastoreceive’incasetheywererecovered。’"
  "Ha!ha!"exclaimedCerizet,"badforToupillier,because,havingtodowithamanofyourcalibre——"