"Mercifullyherbookshavecomfortedher。Sheisrestingamongthemnow。Madameispossessedofamagnificentlibrary,sir,encyclopaedicinitsscopeandcosmopolitaninitspointofview。Initarerepresentedeveryageandeveryracesincethedawnofletters;
  thousandsuponthousandsofauthors,sir,RabelaisandDeanFarrar,LambandtheHindoos,MettlelinkandthepithofthegreatphilosopherssuchasJohnOliverHobbes,Locke,HumeandEarlSpencer;thebitingsarcasmofHiny,thepathosofPeps,theoratoricalmaster—strokesofsuchmenasGladstone,DemosthenesandKeirHardie;theromanceofKipling,sir,ofBretHarteandDantyRossini;thepoetryofKempisaBrowningandofElizabethThomasBarrett——all,allarethereboundinPersiancalf。Amongthesesheseeksforsolace。Totheseshefliesinhoursofanguish。"
  "Doessheindeed?"saidtheProphet,feelingthoroughlyoverwhelmed。
  "Shedesiresmetotakeyoutoheratonce,sir,theretoconferand"——
  heloweredhisvoiceandtrembledvisibly——"toarrangemeasuresfortheprotectionofmylife。"
  TheProphetfoundhimselfwishingthathehadbeenlessprecipitateincovertlyalludingtoSirTiglath’slongdesireofassaultandbattery,butbeforehehadtimetowishanythingformorethanhalfaminute,Mr。Sagittariushadguidedhimceremoniouslyacrossthehallandwasturningthehandleofadoorthatwasdecoratedwithblackandscarletpaint。
  "Here,sir,"hewhispered,"youwillfindMadamesurroundedbytheauthorswhomsheloves,bytheirportraits,theirbiographiesandtheirwritings。Hereshecommuneswiththegreatphilosophers,sir,thepoets,thehistoriansandthehumouristsoftheentireworld,fromtheearliestdaysdowntothisverymoment——inPersiancalf,sir。"
  HegazedawfullyattheProphet,andgentlyopenedthedoorofthistempleoftheintellect。
  TheProphetexpectedtofindhimselfusheredintoagiganticchamber,linedfromfloortoceilingwithshelvesthatgroanedbeneaththeirburdenoftheliteratureofgenius。Indeedhehad,infancy,beheldeventhechairsandcouchescoveredwithstacksofvolumes,theveryfloorlitteredwiththechoicestproductionsofthebrainsofthedeadandliving。Hissurprisewas,therefore,verygreatwhen,onpassingthroughthedoor,hebeheldMadameSagittariusreposingatfulllengthuponamaroonsofainasmallapartment,whosebarewalls,wereentirelyinnocentofbook—shelves。Indeedtheonlythingofthesortwhichwasvisiblewasadwarfrevolvingbookcasewhichstoodbesidethesofa,andcontainedsometwentyvolumesbound,asMr。Sagittariushadstated,inPersiancalf,eachofthesevolumesbeingnumberedandadornedwithalabelonwhichwasprintedinlettersofgold,"TheLibraryofFamousLiterature:EditedbyDr。Carter。TastyTit—bitsfromallTimes。"
  "Madame,sir,inherlibrary,"whisperedMr。Sagittariusbythedoor。
  "Sheisabsorbed,sir,anddoesnotnoticeus。"
  IntruthMadameSagittariusdidappeartobeabsorbedinthought,orsomethingelse,forhereyeswereclosed,hermouthwasopen,andasoundofregularbreathingfilledthelittleroom。
  "Sheisthinkingoutsomeproblem,sir,"continuedMr。Sagittarius。
  "Sheiscommuningwiththemightydead。Sophronia,mylove,Sophronia,Capricornushasbroughtthegentlemanaccordingtoyourorders。Sophy!
  Sophy!"
  Hisfinalutterances,whichweresomewhatstridentcausedMadameSagittariustocomeawayfromhercommunionwiththemightydeadwithaloudejaculationofthenatureofasnortcombinedwithahissingwhistle,tokickupherindoorkidbootsintotheair,turnuponherrightelbow,andpresentacountenancemarkedwithpatchesofredandwhite,andapairofgoggling,andyethazy,eyestotheintrudersuponherintellectualexertions。
  "Mr。Vivianhascome,Sophronia,accordingtoyourdirections。"
  Madameutteredasecondsnort,broughtherfeettothefloor,arrangedherfaceinadignifiedexpressionwithonefairhand,breathedheavily,andfinallybowedtotheProphetwithmajesticreserveandremarked,withtheprofessionalclick,——
  "Iwasimmersedinthoughtanddidnotperceiveyourentrance。/Mensinvictusmanetur/。Beseated,Ibeg。"
  Herecertainveryelaboratecontortionsandswellingsofherinterestingcountenancesuggestedthatshewasrepressingagood—sizedyawn,andshewasobligedtorearrangeherfeatureswithbothhandsbeforeshecouldcontinue。
  "Thoughtconquersmatter,asPlauto——IshouldsayasPlatusveryrightlyobesrved。"
  "Quiteso,"assentedtheProphet,tryingtoliveuptothelibrary,butscarcelysucceeding。
  "EveninthedaysofthegreatJuvenile,"proceededMadame,"towhosesatiresIowemuch"——hereshelaidalovinghanduponVol。2ofthe"LibraryofFamousLiterature。"——"LongerethedayswhenLordLyttonandhisCaxtonsintroducedustotheblessingsoftheprintingpressthereweredoubtlessladieswho,likemyself,couldforgetthetreacheryandtheliesofmeninsilentcommunionwiththebrainsofthedeparted。FarbettertobeMilton’s’IlPenserosero’thanLordByron’s’L’Allegra!’"
  Tothispronounciamento,whichwasinterruptedseveraltimesbymorealarmingcontortionsofthebrain—worker’sface,theProphetrepliedwithavagueaffirmative,whileMr。Sagittariuswhispered,——
  "Herwholeknowledge,sir,comesstraightfromthere"——pointingtowardsthedwarfbookcase。"Shebroughtitontheinstalmentsystem。Dr。
  Carterhasmadeherwhatsheis!Thatman,sir,deservestobecanonised。Eightguineasandahalf,sir,andsucharesult!"
  "Sucharesult!"theProphetwhisperedback。
  BythistimeMadameSagittariushadapparentlyceasedtocommunewiththedead,forherstrikingfaceassumedamorenormalexpressionoffemininebitternessassherealisedwhowasbeforeher,andsheexclaimedsharply,——
  "Oh,soyou’vecomeatlast,Mr。Vivian!Andpraywhathaveyoutosay?
  Whatabouttherashes?AndwhatisthisdangerthatthreatensMr。
  Sagittarius?"
  "We’dbettertakethedangerfirst,mydear,"saidMr。Sagittarius,withgraveanxiety。
  "Verywell。Notthatitshouldbethemostimportanttoonewhowearsthe/togavirilibus/!"
  "True,mylove。Still,totakeitfirstwillcleartheground,Ithink,andsetmemoreatease。Well,sir?"
  Thusadjured,theProphetresolvedtomakeacleanbreastofSirTiglath’sdeclarations,andhethereforereplied,——
  "IthoughtitonlyrighttowiretoyouasIdid,havinglearntthatthereisinLondonagentleman,aneminentman,whohasforfive—and—
  fortyyearsbeenseekingforMalkielwiththeavowedintentionof——
  of——"
  "Ohwhat,sir,ofwhat?"saidMr。Sagittariuswithtremblinglips。
  "Ofdoinghimviolence,"repliedtheProphet,impressively。
  "Whatisthegent’sname?"saidMr。Sagittarius,ingreatagitation。
  "Hisname!/Nomenvolens/!"addedMadame。
  "That,"saidtheProphet,"Iprefernottosayatpresent。"
  "Butwhyshouldhedesireto——?"
  "Becauseyouareaprophet。"
  "There,Jupiter!"criedMadame,withflushedspitefulness。"WhathaveI
  alwayssaid!Allprophetsarewhattheycalloutsiders——/horsd’oeuvres/,neithermorenorless。"
  "Iknow,mylove,Iknow。Buthowshouldthisgentrecognisemeforaprophet?I’msuremydress,mymanner,arethoseofanoutsidebroker,asIhaveoftentoldyou,Sophy。How——"
  "Thegentlemanhasnotyetrecognisedyou,"saidtheProphet。"AtthemomenthebelievesyoutobeanAmericansyndicate。"
  "Thankmercy!"ejaculatedMr。Sagittarius。
  "Butonecannevertell,"addedtheProphet。"Hemightfindout。"
  "Nonsense!"criedMadameatthisjuncture。"WemightquitewellhavegonetothesquareyesterdayasIalwayssuspected。Butyouaresotimid,Jupiter。/TimeoDan——Dan/——well,/Dan/somethingorother,asVirgilsotrulysays。"
  "Cautious,Sophronia,onlycautious,foryourandthechildren’ssakes!"
  "Icallamanwho’safraidevenwhenhe’spassingeverywhereasanAmericansyndicateacowardlycustard,"rejoinedMadame,whoappearedtobesufferingunderthatpeculiarformofflushedirritabilitywhichisapttofollowonheavythought,indulgedintoexcessinarecumbentpositionduringthedaytime。"There,that’ssettled。Sonowletusgettobusiness。Kindlyhandmeyourprophecyoflastnight,Mr。Vivian。"
  TheProphetdrewfromabreastpocketasheetortwoofnotepaper,onwhichhehaddotteddown,inpropheticform,theeventsofthenightbefore。Madamereceiveditandcontinued,——
  "Beforeperusingthisreport,Mr。Vivian,Ishouldwishtobemadeacquaintedwiththoseparticulars。"
  "Whichones?"saidtheProphet。
  "Ofyourgrandmother’scareer。"
  "Oh,I——"
  "Letustaketheminorder,please,andproceed/parripasso/。Whenwastheoldladyremovedfromthebottle?"
  "Never,"repliedtheProphet,firmly。"Never。"
  AnexpressionofincredulousamazementdecoratedtheobstreperousfeaturesofMadame。
  "Doyoumeantotellme,Mr。Vivian,thatshesucksitstill?"sheinquired。
  "ImeanwhatIsay,thatshehasneverbeenremovedfromit,"returnedtheProphet,withenergy。
  "Well,sir,shemustbeverypartialtomilkandIndianrubber,verypartialindeed!"saidMr。Sagittarius。"Goon,mydarling。"
  "Herfirsttooth,Mr。Vivian——whendidshecutit?"
  "Shehasnoidea。"
  Madamebegantolookdecidedlygrim。
  "Dateofshort—coating?"sherappedout。
  "Therewasnodate。Sheneverworeashort—coat。"
  "Doyoudesiremetobelieve,Mr。Vivian,thattheoldladyhasbeengoingaboutinlongclotheseversinceshewasborn?"inquiredMadame,withincreduloussarcasm。
  "MostcertainlyIdo,"repliedtheProphet。
  "Thenhowdoesshegetalong,pray?Come!Come!"
  "Shehasalwayswornlongclothes,"criedtheProphet,boldlystandingupforhisbelovedrelative,"andalwayswill。Youcantakethatfromme,MadameSagittarius。Iknowmygrandmother,andIamreadytopledgemyhonourtoit。"
  "Oh,verywell。Shemustbeaveryremarkablelady。That’sallIcansay。Whendidsheputherhairup?"
  "Never。Shehasneverputitup。"
  "Shehasneverputherhairup!"
  "No,never。"
  "Youmeantosaythatyourgrandmothergoesaboutinlongclotheswithherhairdowninthecentraldistricts?"criedMadameinblankamazement。
  "Shehasneverputherhairup,"answeredtheProphet,withalmostobstinatedetermination。
  "Oh,well——ifsheprefers!ButIwonderwhatthepoliceareabout!"
  retortedMadame。"Andnowtherashes?"
  "Therearenone。"
  ButatthisMadame’stemper——alreadysomewhatupsetbyherprolongedcommunionwiththemightydead——showedsymptomsofgivingwayaltogether。
  "Rubbish,Mr。Vivian!"shesaid,clickingloudlyandpassingwithanalmostupheavingjerktoherupperregister!"I’mamotherandwasonceachild。Rubbish!Imustinsistuponknowingthenumberoftherashes。"
  "Iassureyoutherearenone。"
  "D’youwishmetobelievethattheoldladyhasgoneaboutallherlifeintheBerkeleySquareinlongclothesandherhairdown,withherlipstothebottleandneverhadarash?Doyouwishmetobelievethat,Mr。
  Vivian?"
  "Yes,sir,doyouwishMadame,aladyofdeepeducation,sir,tobelievethat?"criedMr。Sagittarius。
  "IcanonlyadheretowhatIhavesaid,"answeredtheProphet。"Mygrandmotherhasneverbeenremovedfromthebottle,hasneverwornashortcoat,hasneverputherhairupandhasneverhadanepidemicinBerkeleySquare。"
  "ThenallIcansayisthatshe’sanunnaturaloldlady,"criedMadame,withobvioustemper,tossingherheadandkickingoutthekidboots,asifseizedwiththesuddendesiretousethemuponahumanfootball。
  "Andthere’snotmanylikeher。"
  "Thereisnoonelikeher,nooneatall,"saidtheProphetwithfervour。
  "SoIshouldsuppose,"criedMadame,forgettingtheotherquestionsastothedayofmarriage,etc。,inthevexationofthemoment。"ShemustcertainlybethebirdofwhomPhoenixwrotethatrosefromashesinthedaysoftheclassics。/Rarumavis/indeed!Eh,Jupiter?"
  "Veryrarum,mydear,veryindeed!"respondedherhusband,withimitativesarcasm。"Anavisindeed,notadoubtofit。"
  "DeQueechyshouldhaveknownher,"continuedMadame。"Healwayslovedeverythingoutofthecommon。Well,andnowfortheprophecy。Whatisallthis,Mr。Vivian?"
  "Theresultoflastnight’sobservation,"saidtheProphet。
  "Doyoucallthatacycloidalcurve?"askedMadame,withacontraltolaughthatshookthelibrary。"Look,Jupiter!"
  Mr。Sagittariusglancedoverhiswife’sheavingshoulder。
  "Verypoor,mydear,veryirregularindeed。"
  "It’sthebestIcoulddo,"saidtheProphet,stillpolitely。
  "Idaresay,"repliedMr。Sagittarius。"Idaresay。Where’syourstar—
  map?"
  "I’mafraidIdon’tknow,"answeredtheProphet。"Ileftitinthepomade。"
  "Thepomade!"
  "Yes,thebutler’sownspecialpomade,anditseemstohavedisappeared。"
  "Verycareless,verycarelessindeed。Let’ssee——prophecyfirst,thenhowarrivedat。’Grandmotherapparentlythreatenedwithsomedangeratnightinimmediatefuture。Greatturmoilinthehouseduringdarkhours。’H’m!’Somestranger,orstrangers,comingintoherlifeandcausinggreattroubleandconfusion,almostresultingindespair,andperhapsactuallyinducingillness。’H’m!H’m!Wedidn’tarriveatanyofthisbyourobservations,didwe,Sophronia?"
  "Decidedlynot,"snappedMadame,haughtily。
  "Andnowlet’sseehowarrivedat。H’m!H’m!Grandmother——ingressofCrab——conjunctionofScorpiowithSerpens——moonineleventhhouse。Yes,that’sso。JupiterintrinewithSaturn——What’sthis?’Crabdressedimpliesdanger——undressedCrabmuchsafer——attemptedinterventionfailure——she’sinanicestatenow——ittriedtokeepherfromit,butshewasdrawnrighttoit。’Righttowhat?"
  "TheCrab?"
  "Ofcourseshewasdrawntoit。ShedependsontheCrabthesenights。
  Butwhatdoestherestmean?"
  "TheCrabwasdressed。"
  "Dressed——whatin?"
  "Idon’tknow,"saidtheProphet。"Itdidn抰tellme。"
  Mr。SagittariusandMadameexchangedglances。
  "Explainyourself,Mr。Vivian,Ibeg,"criedMadameinasomewhatexcitedmanner。"HowcouldtheCrabbedressed?"
  "Ihavewondered,"saidtheProphet,gazingatthecouplebeforehimwithshiningeyes。"Butitwasdressedlastnight,andthatmadeitexceptionallydangerousinsomeway。Somethingseemedtotellmeso。
  Somethingdidtellmeso。"
  "Whattoldyou?"inquiredMadame,withmoreexcitementandacertainrespectwhichhadbeenquiteabsentfromhermannerbefore。
  "Somethingthatcameinthenight。Idon’tknowwhatitwas。Lightflashedfromit。"
  "Itsoundslikeasortofcomet,mydarling,"saidMr。Sagittarius,considerablyperturbed。"Wedidn’tobservethattheCrabwasspeciallydressed,didwe?"
  "Ithadnothingonatallwhenwesawit,"saidMadamewithgrowingagitation。"Butwhateverwasthiscometthatflashedlight?That’swhatIwanttogetat。"
  "ItwasadarkthingthattoldmetheCrabwasdressed,thatmygrandmotherhadbeenwithitandthatitsinfluencewasinimicaltoher。"
  "Adarkthing!That’snotacomet!"saidMr。Sagittarius。
  "Itvanishedwithaflashoflightintothesquare。"
  "Atwhattimedidyouobserveit,sir?"askedMr。Sagittarius,whileMadameleanedforward,gazingwithgogglingeyesattheProphet。
  "Atexactlyhalf—pastone。"
  "Diditstaylong?"
  "Afewminutesonly——butitmadeanimpressionuponmethatIcanneverforget。"
  IthadapparentlyalsomadeaverygreatimpressionuponMr。andMadameSagittarius,whoremainedforsomesecondsstaringfixedlyattheProphetwithoututteringaword。AtlastMr。SagittariusturnedtoMadameandsaidinavoicethatshookwithseriousness,——
  "Canitbe,Sophronia,thatprophetsoughttoliveinthecentraldistricts?CanitreallybethatthenearertheyaretotheCircus,andeventotheStores——"
  "/Obeatusilla/!"interjectedMadameuponthepinionsofasigh。
  "Yes,Sophronia,theStores,themoreclearlyistheknowledgeofthefuturevouchsafedtothem?Ifitshouldprovetobeso!"
  MadamestaredagainupontheProphetwithafixityandstrainedinquirywhichmadehimshiftinhisseat。
  "Ifitshould!"sherepeated,uponthelowestnoteofherlowerregister,whichsounded,atthatsolemnmoment,likethekeynoteofadreamer。Then,withasuddenchangeofmanner,shecriedsharply,——
  "Jupiter,youmustaccompanythisgentlemanbacktothesquareto—day。"
  TheProphetstarted。SodidMr。Sagittarius。
  "But——"theycriedsimultaneously。
  "Andyoumustsharehisnightwatch。"
  "But,mydarling——"
  "OrIwill,"criedMadame。"Whichisittobe?"
  "Mr。Sagittarius!"exclaimedtheProphet。
  "Verywell,"saidMadame。"Letminebethewearytasktowaitandwatchathome。/Fatafeminus/。ThemysteryofthedressedCrabmustbeunveiled。Shouldthismysteriousvisitantagainvouchsafeapropheticmessage,apracticalprophetmustbeathandtoreceiveit。Jupiter,thisgentlemanisnotpractical。Thisreport"——shestruckthepaperonwhichtheProphethaddotteddownhisnotes——"isbadlywritten。ThecycloidalcurvemighthavebeenmadebyaBoardSchoolchild。Thedeductionsdrawn——/deductioadabsurdibus/——revealnotalent,noneoftheprophetic/feudejoie/atall。ButthismysteryofthedressedCrabmaymeanmuch。Jupiter,youwillaccompanythisgentlemanbacktoLondonandyouwillassisthimpracticallyatthetelescopeto—night。"
  "Verywell,mylove。Iwillriskthepersonaldanger,foryourandthechildren’s——"
  "But——butreally——"begantheProphet。"Iamverysorry,but——"
  "Madamehasspoken,sir,"saidMr。Sagittarius,verysolemnly。
  "Iknowshehas。But——yes,Iknowtherearenobutsinyourdictionary,Madame,Iknowtherearen’t——butIhaveanengagementto—nightthatI
  havesworn——"
  "Whatengagement,sir?"saidMr。Sagittarius,sternly。"Youhavesworntous。Youmustknowthat。"
  "Ihavesworntoalmosteveryone,"criedthedistractedProphet。"Butthisswear——Imeanthisoathmustbekeptbeforeyours。"
  "Beforeours,sir?"
  "Itcomesonbeforeeleven。Ikeepmyoathtoyouafterit。Imanagethetwo,don’tyousee?"
  "Hewillseethatyoumanagethetwo,Mr。Vivian,Icanassureyou,"
  saidMadame,viciously。"Won’tyou,Jupiter?"
  "Certainly,mydear。Whatistheoath,sir,thatyouplacebeforeours?"
  "AnoathtoMissMinerva,"returnedtheProphet,beginningtofeelreckless,firmintheconvictionthatitwashenceforthhisdestinytobetheverysportofFate。
  "Ha!"criedMr。Sagittarius。"Thedoublelife!"
  "WhoisMissMinerva,pray?"saidMadame,shootingaverypenetratingglanceuponherhusband。
  "Yourhusbandcantellyouthat,"repliedtheProphet,bynomeanswithoutguile。
  "Jupiter,"criedMadame,"whatisthemeaningofthis?Whoisthisperson?"
  Mr。Sagittariuslookedexceedinglyuncomfortable。
  "Mydear,"hebegan,"sheisayoungfe——thatis,ayoungwo——Ishouldsay——"
  "Afe!Awo!Explainyourself,Jupiter!"
  "Sheisalady,mylove。"
  "Alady!DoIknowher?"
  "Ibelievenot,mydear。"
  "Anddoyou?"
  "No,mydarling。Thatis——thatis——"
  "Yes,Isuppose!"saidMadame,withaveryviolentclick。
  "Icanhardlysay,Sophronia,that,Ican’tindeed。Ihavemether,byaccident,quitebyaccidentIassureyou,onceortwice。"
  "Where?"
  "AtJellybrand’s。ShegoestheretofetchlettersonthesamedayasI
  do。"
  Madame’sveryintellectualbrowwasover—cloudedwithstorm。SheturnedupontheProphet。
  "Andwhatofthisperson,Mr。Vivian?"shecried。"Whatofherandthisoath?"
  TheProphet,whowassecretlyverydelightedwiththediversionhehadsocleverlycreated,hastenedtoreply,——
  "Ihavepromisedmostsolemnlytomeetherto—nightatahouseintheZoologicalGardens!"
  "AhouseintheZoologicalGardens!"
  "ImeanattheZoologicalHouse,theresidenceofMrs。VaneBridgeman,whois——"
  But,atthispointinhisexplanation,theProphetwasinterruptedbybothhishearers。
  "TheJellybrandone!"criedMr。Sagittarius。
  "Theprophets’patron!"vociferatedMadame。
  CHAPTERXVI
  THEPROPHETRETURNSFROMTHEMOUSEWITHTWOOLDANDVALUEDFRIENDS
  AttheseexclamationstheProphetstartedinsomesurprise。
  "Youknowthislady?"heasked。
  "Byrepute,sir,"repliedMr。Sagittarius。
  "Whodoesnot?"criedMadame。"Shebuiltthe’Prophets’Rest’atBirchington。"
  "AndtheMediums’AlmshousesatSunnington。"
  "Andthe’Palmists’Retreat’atMillabyBay。"
  "Andthe——"
  "Iseeyouknowallabouther,"interposedtheProphet。"Well,sheisgivingareceptionto—nightatZoologicalHouseandIhavesworntobethere。ButIshallgethomebyeleven。Youwillunderstand,however,thatIcannothavethepleasureofentertainingMr。Sagittariusduringtheeveningundermyownroof。Iregretthisextremely,butyouseeitisunavoidable。"
  TotheProphet’sgreatsurprisethislucidexplanationwasreceivedbyhishearerswithastrangesilenceandacombinedmeditative,andevenmoony,staringwhichwastohiminexplicable。BothMadameandMr。
  Sagittariusseemedsuddenlyimmersedincontemplation。Theybegan,hethought,tolooklikeBuddhists,orlikethosedevotedpersonswho,inthetimesofthedesertmonks,remainedforlongperiodsposeduponpillowsinsandywastesmusinguponEternity。Atfirst,ashemettheirfixedeyes,hefanciedthattheywere,perhaps,fallingintoatrance,butpresentlytheconvictionseizedhimthattheymustbe,onthecontrary,busilythinkingoutsomeproblem。Hehopedferventlythathedidnotformpartofit。AtlengththequiveringsilencewasbrokenbyMr。Sagittarius。
  "ImightaccompanyyoutoMrs。Bridgeman’s,sir,"hesaidtotheProphet。"MightInot,Sophronia?"
  "Oh,but——"begantheProphet,veryhastily。
  "Theladyhasfrequentlypressedmetoacceptofherhospitality。"
  "Indeed!"