"Iamringing,"saidMrs。Merillia,inamuffledmannerthroughthedoor。"Iamsummoningassistance!Youwillbecapturedifyoudon’tgoaway。"
Andagainshepealedherbells。Thistime,asshedidso,thetinglingofathirdbellbecameaudibleinthesilenthouse。
"Lord!"criedGustavus,"ifthereisn’tthehalldoor。Itmustbemaster。Helefthiskeyto—night。Here’sanicego!"
Thethreebellsraisedtheirpiercingchorus。Mrs。Fancysobbed,andGustavus,afteraterriblemomentofhesitation,boundeddownthehall。
Hisinstincthadnotplayedhimfalse。ThepersonwhohadrungthebellwasindeedtheProphet,whohadbaselyslunkawayfromZoologicalHouse,leavingMadamesurroundedbyhernewandadoringfriends。
"Thankyou,Gustavus,"hesaid,entering。"Takemycoat,please。What’sthat?"
ForMrs。Merillia’sbellsstruckshrillyuponhisastonishedears。
"Ithinkit’sMrs。Merillia,sir。Shekeepsonringing。"
"Mrs。Merillia。Atthishour!Heavens!Issheill?"
"Idon’tknow,sir。Shekeepsringing;butwhenIansweritshesays,’Goaway!’shesays。’Go——’shesays,sir。"
"Howverystrange!"
AndtheProphetboundedupstairsandarrivedathisgrandmother’sdoorjustintimetohearhercryout,inreplytopoorMrs。Fancy’sdistractedknocking,——
"Ifyoutrytobreakinyouwillbeputinprisonatonce。Ihearassistancecoming。Ihearthepolice。Goaway,youwicked,wickedman!"
"Grannie!"criedtheProphetthroughthekeyhole。"Grannie,letmein!
Grannie!Grannie!Don’tring!Grannie!Grannie!"
ButMrs。Merilliawasnowcompletelyoutofherself,andheronlyresponsetohergrandson’sappealwastoplacehertremblingfingersuponthetwobells,andtoreply,throughtheiruproar,——
"Itisuselessforyoutosaythat。Iknowwhoyouare。Isawyou。I
shallgoonringingaslongasIcanstand。Ishalldieringing,butI
shallneverletyouin。Goaway!Goaway!"
"Whatdoesshemean?"criedtheProphet,turningtoGustavus。
"Idon’tknowindeed,sir,"repliedthefootman,thinkingofMr。
Carter’slibrary。"Icouldn’tsayindeed,sir。"
"Oh,mypoormissis!"wailedMrs。Fancy,tremblinginhernight—socks。
"Oh,mypoordearmissis!Ican’tspeakdifferentnormeanother。Oh,missis,missis!"
"Hush,Fancy!"saidtheProphet,inthegreatestdistraction。"Grannie!
Grannie!"
Andseizingthehandleofthedoorheshookitviolently。Mrs。Merilliawasnowverynaturallyundertheimpressionthattheratcatcherwasdeterminedtobreakinandmurderherwithoutmoreado。Extremedangeroftenseemstoexerciseastrangelycalminginfluenceuponthehumansoul。Soitwasnow。UponhearingherbedroomdoorquiveringundertheassaultoftheProphet,Mrs。Merilliawasabruptlyinvadedbyasortofdesperatecourage。Sheleftthebells,totteredtothegrateinwhichagoodfirewasblazing,seizedthepokerandthrustitbetweenthebarsandintotheheartoftheflames,atthesametimecryingoutinaquaveringbutdeterminedvoice,——
"Iamheatingthepoker!Ifyoucomeinyouwillrepentit。Iamheatingthepoker!"
Onhearingthisremark,theProphetdesistedfromhisassaultuponthedoor,overcomebytheabsoluteconvictionthathisbelovedgrandmotherwassufferingfromapronouncedformofhomicidalmania。Hisaffectionpromptedhimtokeepsuchacatastrophesecretaslongaspossible,andhethereforeturnedtoMrs。FancyandGustavus,andsaidhurriedly,——
"Thisisamatterformealone。Mrs。Fancy,pleasegoawayatonce。
Gustavus,youwillaccompanyMrs。Fancy。"
Hismannerwassofirm,hisfacesoironinitsdetermination,thatMrs。FancyandGustavusdarednotprofferaword。Theyturnedawayanddisappearedsoftlydownthestairs,towaitthe/denouement/ofthistragedyinthehallbelow。Meantimethepokerwasgrowingredhotinthecoals,andMrs。Merilliaannouncedtothesupposedratcatcher,——
"Icanhearyou——Ihearyoubreathing——"(theProphetendeavourednottobreathe)。"Ihearyourustling,butyoucan’ttouchme。Thepokerisredhot。"
Andshedrewitsmokingfromthegrateandapproachedthedoor,holdingitinherdelicatehandlikeaweapon。
"Grannie!"saidtheProphet,makinghisvoiceasmuchlikeitgenerallywasashepossiblycould。"Dearestgrannie!"
"Idareyoutocomein!"repliedMrs。Merillia,inanalmostformidablemanner。"Idareyoutodoit。"
"Iamnotcomingin,grannie,"saidtheProphet。
"Thengoaway!"saidMrs。Merillia。"Goaway——andletmehearyougoing。"
AsuddenideastrucktheProphet。Hedidnotsayanotherword,butimmediatelywalkeddownstairs,trampingheavilyandshakingthewoodbalustersviolentlyateverystephetook。Hisrusesucceeded。Hearingtheintruderdepart,Mrs。Merillia’scuriouscouragedesertedher,shedroppedthepokerintothegrate,andoncemoresetbothbellsgoingwithallhermightandmain。TheProphetletherringfornearlyfiveminutes,thenheboundedoncemoreupstairsandtappedverygentlyonthedoor。
"Grannie,"hecried,"areyouringing?Whatisit?"
ThistimeMrs。Merilliarecognisedhisvoice,totteredtothedoor,unlockedit,andfell,trembling,intohisanxiousarms。
"Oh,Hennessey!"shegasped。"Oh——Hennessey!"
"Grannie,whatisit?Whatonearthisthematter?"
"Theratcatcher!Theratcatcher!"
"Theratcatcher!"criedtheProphet。
"Hehascomeback。Heishere。Hehasbeentryingtobreakintomyroom。"
"Whatratcatcher?"
"Theonethatdinedto—night——theoneyoucalledyouroldand——andvalued——friend。"
"Mr。Sagittarius?"exclaimedtheProphet。
"Heishere。"
"Here!"
"Ihaveseenhim。Hehastriedtomurderme。"
"Iwilllookintothisatonce,"saidtheProphet。
Herantotheheadofthestairsandcalledout,——
"Gustavus!"
"Sir!"
"Comeuphereatonce,"
Gustavuscame,followedcloselybyMrs。Fancy,whowasinastateofabjectconfusionandalarm。
"HasMr。Sagittariusreturnedhere——thegentlemanwhodinedto—night?"
askedtheProphet。
Gustavushesitated,thoughtofDr。Carter’slibrary,andreplied,——
"No,sir,"
"Hasanybodyenteredthehouse?"
"No,sir。"
"Youhavebeenupthewholeevening?"
"Yes,sir。"
"Andnobodyhasbeen?"
"Nobody,sir。"
"Grannie,youhearwhatGustavussays。"
"But,Hennessey,heishere;Isawhim。"
"Where?"
"Bythedoor。Iheardsomeone,andIthoughtitwasyou。Icametothedooraftercallingyou,andtherehestood,alldirtyandwet,withahugehatonhishead"(thesaturninelittleclergymanwaslargelyblessedwithbrain),"andamostawfulmurderousexpressiononhisface。"
TheProphetbegantosuspectthathisdearrelative,upsetbythetragiceventsofthedinnertable,hadgonetosleepandhadthenightmare。
"Grannie,itmusthavebeenadream。"
"No,Hennessey,no。"
"Itmustindeed。IleftMr。SagittariusatZoologicalHouse。Ifeelcertainofthat。"
TheProphetspokethehonesttruth。HefullybelievedthatMr。
Sagittariuswasatthatverymomentsharinginthetriumphofhiswifeandreceivingtheworshipofthosewholivethesillylife。
"ButIsawhim,Hennessey,"saidMrs。Merillia,addingratherunnecessarily,"withmyowneyes。"
"Grannie,darling,youmusthavebeendreaming。Atanyrate,I’mherenow。Nothingcanhurtyou。Gotobed。Fancywillstaywithyou,andI
sweartoyouthatnoharmwillhappentoyousolongasIambreathing。"
WiththesenoblewordstheProphetkissedhisgrandmothertenderly,assistedMrs。Fancyintotheroom,andwalkeddownstairsquitedeterminedthat,comewhatmight,whetherhebrokeathousandoathsornot,hewouldputanendforthwithtothetyrannyofthecouplefromtheMouseandabandonforevertheshockingpursuitofprophecy。
CHAPTERXX
THEPROPHETRETIRESFROMBUSINESS
ExactlyastheProphetarrivedathisresolutionthehalldoorbellrangviolently,andGustavus,whohadslippeddownbeforetheProphetinordertoseekthetravellertoJavaintheservants’quarters,hurriedintothehallinratheradistractedmanner。
"Stop,Gustavus!"saidtheProphet。
Gustavusstopped。Thebellrangagain。
"Gustavus,"saidtheProphet,"ifthatisavisitorIamnotathome。
Mrs。Merilliaisnotathomeeither。"
Itwasbythistimebetweenoneandtwointhemorning。
"Notathome,sir。Yes,sir。"
TheProphetconcealedhimselfnearthehat—rack,andGustavuswentsoftlytothedoorandopenedit。
"Notathome,ma’am,"theProphetheardhimsay,formally。
"Whatd’youmean,youngman?"repliedthepowerfulvoiceofMadame。
"Whereismyhusband?"
"Ma’am?"
"Where,Isay,ismyhusband?"
"Icouldn’tsay,I’msure,ma’am。ButMrs。MerilliaandMr。Vivianarenotathome。"
"ThenallIcansayistheyoughttobeinatthistimeofnight。
Permitmetopass。AreyouawarethatMr。Vivianhasinvitedmetospendthenighthere?/Noctesambrosianes/。"
"But,ma’am,Mr。Viv——"
"That’lldo。IfIhaveanymoreofyourimpertinenceI’llmakeyourepentofit。YouareevidentlynotawarewhoIam。"
TheProphet,bythehat—rack,didnotfailtohearanewnoteinthedeepcontraltoofMadame,anoteoftriumph,atrumpetnoteofprofoundconceit。Hisheartsankbeforethisdeterminedmusic,anditsankevenlowertowardshispumpswhen,amomentlater,hefoundhimselfconfrontedbythelady,wrappedcloselyintherabbit—skins,andabsolutelybulgingwithvanityandself—appreciation。
"What!Mr。Vivian!"beganthelady。
"Hush!saidtheProphet,"formercy’ssake——hush!"
And,actingupontheimpulseofthemoment,hesuddenlyseizedMadamebythehand,andhurriedherthroughtheswingingdoorintotheservants’hall。
"Here’sago,"murmuredGustavusinthegreatesttrepidation。"Iftheydon’tfindthethinpartyI’majosser。"
MeanwhiletheProphetandMadamewerestandingfacetofacebeforethewhat—notofGustavus。
"Mygrandmotherisawake——thatisasleep,"saidtheProphet。"Wemustnotwakeheronanyaccount。"
"Oh,"returnedMadame,withatossofherhead,"yourgrandmotherseemstobeaveryfidgetyoldlady,I’msure——althoughyoudotellaparcelofliesabouther。"
"Lies!"saidtheProphet,withsomedignity。
"Yes——lies。Shedon’twearlongclothes——"
"Ibegyourpardon!"
"Shedonot。Shedon’twearherhairdown。Shedon’tputherlipstothebottle。Shedon’t。WhereisMr。Sagi——whereisMalkieltheSecond?"
"Ihavenoidea。Andnow,Madame,IregretthatImustconductyoutoyourcarriage。Thehourislate,mygrandmotherisseriouslyindisposed,andImyselfneedrest。"
"Well,then,youcan’thaveit,"retortedtheladywithauthoritativespitefulness。"Youcan’thaveit,nottillthreeo’clock。"
"Ibegyourpardon!"saidtheProphet,withtremblinglips。
"Whatfor?"
"IreallyregretthatImustretire。Allowme——"
"I’llnotallowyou。Whereismyhusband?He’snotattheZoologicalGardens。"
"Hehasprobablyreturnedhome。"
"TotheMouse!Thenhe’sacowardandanoath—breaker,andifSirTiglathwastocatchhimIshouldn’tbesorry。Kindlyleadmeatoncetothetelescope。Iwilltakehisplace。NooneshallsaythatMadameMalkieleverflinchedatduty’scall。/Praestoetpersistibus/。Conductmeatoncetothetelescope。"
"Thetelescope!"criedtheProphet。"Whatfor?"
"Lawks!"criedMadame,withpronouncedtemper。"DidwenotjourneyfromtheMousea—purposetogopracticallyintothemysteryofthedressedCrab?"
"Ireally——Ireallycannotconsentwithoutachaperon,"begantheProphet。
"ThewifeofMalkieltheSecondneedsnochaperone,"retortedMadame。
"Thisnighthasalteredmycondition——Istandfromhenceforthfarbeyondthereachofetiquette。Theworldknowsmenowandwillnotdaretocarp。/Carpedies/。"
Duringtheforegoingcolloquyhervoicehadbecomelouderandlouder,andtheProphet,dreadingunspeakablylesthisgrandmothershouldbedisturbedandaffrightedoncemore,gaveupthestruggle,and,withoutmoreado,conductedMadameintothebutler’spantryinwhichthetelescopestillremained。
MeanwhilewhathadbecomeofMalkieltheSecond?
WhenMrs。Merilliasuddenlyappearedbeforehiminhernight—bonnetandaccusedhimofbeingaratcatcherhehadverynaturallyfled,hisfirstimpulsebeingtoleavethehouseatonceandcontinuehisjourneytothedocks。Butevenaprophetisbutmortal。Malkielhadpassedthroughaneventfuldayfollowedbyastillmoreeventfulevening。Hismindwascompletelyexhausted。Evenso,however,hemighthavecontinueduponhisjourneytowardsJavahadnothislegsprosaicallyshownsignsofgivingwayunderhimjustasheoncemoregainedthehall。Thisdecidedhim。Hemusthavesomeshortreposeatwhatevercost。Hethereforepushedfeeblyatthenearestdoor,andfoundhimselfpromptlyintheapartmentoftheupperservants。Staggeringtothewhat—notofGustavus,hesankdownuponitandfellintoamelancholyreverie,fromwhichhewasrousedbytheconstanttinglingcryofMrs。Merillia’ssecondbell,whichrangclosetowherehewasreposing。Hetriedtostartup,butfailed,anditwasonlywhenthehalldoorbell,attackedbytheProphet,addeditsvoicetoitscompanion’sthathisterrorlenthimsufficientstrengthtofleeveryslowlyintotheinnerfastnessesofthisunknownregion。Therewasalightintheservant’shall,butdarknesslaybeyondandMalkielknewnotwhitherhewaspenetrating。Hebarkedhisshins,butcouldnottellagainstwhathardsubstance。Hebruisedhiselbow,butcouldnotknowwhatpieceoffurniturehadassailedit。Oncomingincontactwithadresserhesawafewsparks,buttheyspeedilydiedout,andhewasobligedtofeelhiswayonward,tillpresentlyhecameacrossalargeleatherchairinwhichMrs。
Merillia’scookwaswonttositwhiledirectinghersubordinatesatthebastingmachine。Intothishesankpalpitating,andforamomentremainedundisturbed。Then,tohishorror,heheardintheadjoiningroomthestridentvoiceofhislovedandhonouredwifeapparentlycarryingonadecidedlyvivaciousargumentwithsomepersonunknown。Heboundedup。PossiblyshewasaccompaniedbySirTiglath,whomustnowbeawareofhisidentity。Inanycase,herwrathathisscarcelychivalrousdesertionofherinthehouseofastrangerwould,heknew,beterrible。Hedarednotfaceit。Hedarednotallowhisprojectofflightatdawntobeinterferedwith,asitcertainlywouldbeifhecameacrossMadame。Hethereforeproceededtofleeoncemore。NordidhepauseuntilhehadgainedMr。Ferdinand’spantry,wherestoodthetelescope。Now,inthispantrytherewasalargecupboardinwhichwerekepttheverynumerousandmagnificentpiecesofplate,etc。,possessedbyMrs。Merillia;tallsilvercandelabra,standardlampsofpolishedbronze,richly—chasedcups,giganticvasesforcontainingflowers,orientalincenseholdersuponstandsofebony,Spanishcharcoaldishesofburnishedbrass,andothertreasuresfartoonumeroustomention。
Thiscupboardwasalwayscarefullylockedatnight,butonthisoccasionMr。Ferdinand,totallydisorganisedbythefrightfulsceneswhichhadtakenplaceathisdinnertableduringtheevening,hadretiredtobedinaconditionofcollapse,leavingitopen。MalkieltheSecond,feelingfranticallyaboutinthedark,cameuponthedoorofthiscupboard,pulledit,foundthatityieldedtohishand,and,hearingtherapidlyapproachingvoicesofMadameandtheProphet,stumbledintothecupboardandsankdownonalargegoldloving—cup,withonefootinasilversouptureen,andtheotherinapricelesssugarbasin,justasthelightofthecandlebornebytheProphetglimmeredinthedarknessoftheadjacentcorridor。
"Thisway,Madame,"saidtheProphet。"ButIreallythinksuchaproceedingiscalculatedtocauseagravescandalinthesquare。"
MalkieltheSeconddrewthecupboarddoorto,andgraspedasilvercandelabrumineachhandtosustainhimselfupontherathersharprimoftheloving—cup。
"WhatisthesquaretomeorItothesquare?"returnedMadamewithungrammaticalmajesty。"MadameMalkielisnotgovernedbyanyordinarylaws。/Lexesnonscripta/ishermotto。Tothesealonesheclings。"
Herhusbandclungtothecandelabraandburstintoaviolentperspiration。Throughthekeyholeofthecupboardarayoflightnowshone,andheheardthefrou—frouofhispartner’sskirt,theflumpoftherabbit—skinsasshecastthemfromherampleshouldersuponthefloor。TheProphet’svoicebecameaudibleagain。
"Whatdoyouwishmetodo?"hesaid,withasortofembitteredcourtesy。
"Throwopenthewindow,placeyourselfbeforethetelescope,andproceedatoncetoyourinvestigations,"repliedthelady。
"Iamnotinaconditiontoinvestigate,"saidtheProphet。"Iamnotindeed。Ifyouwillonlyletmegetyouacab,to—morrownight——"
’Itisuselesstotalk,Mr。Vivian,"saidMadame,verysharply。"ThecabhasnotyetbeenmadethatwillconveymetotheMouseto—night。"
"Butyourhusband——"
"Myhusbandisacoward,unworthyofsuchawifeashepossesses。Atthecrisisofourfortunes——What’sthat?"
AtthispainfulmomentMalkieltheSecondwassoovercomebyemotion,thathetrembled,andallowedhisleftfoottorattleslightlyonthesugarbasin。
"Whatwasit?"repeatedMadame。
"Rats,Ihavenodoubt,"answeredtheProphet,whohadheardnothing。
"Ibelievethatthebasementsoftheseoldhousesaresimply——well——
simplypermeatedwithrats。"
ForamomentMadameblanched,butshewasawomanofspirit,andmoreovershewasalmostintoxicatedwithambition。Recognisedatlastasaladyofpositionandimportanceinoneofthemansionsoftheidioticgreat,shewasmoreanxiousthanevertoremoveforthwithintothecentraldistricts,theretoexercisethatswaywhichshehadsolongdesired。Findingthatthereexistsaworldinwhichprophets——farfrombeingconsideredasdirtyanddeceitfulpersons——areworshippedandadored,entertainedwithPommeryandtreatedalmostasgods,sheyearnedtodwellinthemidstofit。ThepeacefulseclusionoftheMousewasbecomehatefultoher。ThearchitectsandtheirwivesbegantoseemtoherupliftedfancylittlebetterthanthecirclethatfrequentedHagglin’sBuildings,orappearedatthepaltryentertainmentsgivenbytheinhabitantsofDrakeman’sVillas。Shewasresolvedtosoar,andevenratsshouldnotturnherfromherpassionatepurpose。Accordinglyshereplied,——
"Ratsornorats,Iintendtoseethismatterout。/Dixisti!/Thenightwanes。Kindlygoatoncetothetelescope。"
TheProphetobeyed,firstopeningthewindowintothearea。Therainhadnowclearedoff,buttheskywasstillrathercloudy,andonlyafewstarspeepedhereandthere。
"Really,"saidtheProphet,afterapplyinghiswearyeyetothemachine,"reallyIdon’tthinkit’sanygood,therearesovery——"
"HavethegoodnesstoplacetheoldladyintheclawsoftheCrab,accordingtothedirectionsofthecowardwhohasdesertedme。"
Malkielshookwithshameupontheloving—cup。
"ButIreallycan’tfindtheCrab,"saidtheProphet,whowassotiredthathecouldscarcelystand。"IcanseetheGreatBear。"
"Thatisnouse。TheBearhasnothingtodowiththeoldlady。YoumustfindtheCrab。Lookagain。"
TheProphetdidso。Buthiseyeblinkedwithfatigueandtheheavensswambeforeit。
"ThereisnoCrabto—night,"hesaid。"Iassureyouonmyhonourthereisnone。"
Exactlyashefinishedmakingthisstatementalowwhistlerangthroughthesilenceofthenight。TheProphetstarted,Madamejumped,andMalkielboundedontheloving—cup。
Thewhistlewasrepeated。
"It’sthething!"whisperedtheProphet。
"Whatthing?"inquiredMadame,whohadbecomeratherpale。
"ThedarkthingthattoldmetheCrabwasdressed。Ithascomeagain。"
"Myword!"ejaculatedMadame,lookinguneasilyaround。"Whereisit?"
JustthenMalkieltheSecond’sfeetoncemorebegantotrembleamongtheplateofMrs。Merillia。
"Youhearit!"saidtheProphet,muchimpressed。
"Diditrattlelikethattheothernight?"gaspedMadame,seizingtheProphetbythearm。
TheProphettoldaliewithhishead。
"Addressit,Ibeg,"saidMadame,inagreatstateofexcitement。
"MeanwhileIwillretireafewpaces。"
Sosaying,shebackedintothepassage,bearingthecandlewithherforcompany,andleavingtheProphetintotaldarkness。Thelowwhistlesoundedagain,andahuskyvoicesaid,——
"Areyouthere?"
"Yes,"repliedtheProphet,summoningallhiscourage。"Iam。"
"What’a’youputoutthelightfor?"saidthevoice,whichseemedtocomefromfaraway。
"Ihaven’tputitout,"returnedtheProphet。"It’sgoneaway。"
AtthisjunctureMalkiel,impelledbycuriosity,ceasedfromtrembling,and,leaningforwardupontheloving—cup,gluedhiseartothekey—holeofthecupboard。
"Whywasyousolateto—night?"proceededthevoice。"She’sbeeninararetaking,Icantellyou。"
"Who?"
"Who?Youknowwellenough。"
"Doyoumeanmygrandmother?"
"Yourgrandmother!"ejaculatedthevoicewithapparentsarcasm。"Ah!ofcourse,whatdoyouthink?"
"I’msureIdon’tknow,"saidthepoorProphet,whosereasonwasbeginningtototteruponitsthrone。
"Well,"proceededthevoice,"shethoughtyou’dgiveitup。"
"What——mygrandmotherdid?"
"Ah,yourgrandmother。Getawaywithyou!Ha!ha!ha!"
Andthemysteriousvisitantbrokeforthintoapealofrathermundanelaughter。Afterindulginginthisunseemlymirthforaboutaminuteandahalf,thepersonageresumed,——
"TheCrabdidforher。"
UponhearingthemysticwordMadamecreptstealthilyapaceortwonearertothedoor,whiletheProphetexclaimed,——
"ThedressedCrab?"
"Ah,whatdo/you/think?Notawinkofsleepandthoughteveryminute’dbe’ernext。"
"GoodHeavens!"