"Iamringing,"saidMrs。Merillia,inamuffledmannerthroughthedoor。"Iamsummoningassistance!Youwillbecapturedifyoudon’tgoaway。"
  Andagainshepealedherbells。Thistime,asshedidso,thetinglingofathirdbellbecameaudibleinthesilenthouse。
  "Lord!"criedGustavus,"ifthereisn’tthehalldoor。Itmustbemaster。Helefthiskeyto—night。Here’sanicego!"
  Thethreebellsraisedtheirpiercingchorus。Mrs。Fancysobbed,andGustavus,afteraterriblemomentofhesitation,boundeddownthehall。
  Hisinstincthadnotplayedhimfalse。ThepersonwhohadrungthebellwasindeedtheProphet,whohadbaselyslunkawayfromZoologicalHouse,leavingMadamesurroundedbyhernewandadoringfriends。
  "Thankyou,Gustavus,"hesaid,entering。"Takemycoat,please。What’sthat?"
  ForMrs。Merillia’sbellsstruckshrillyuponhisastonishedears。
  "Ithinkit’sMrs。Merillia,sir。Shekeepsonringing。"
  "Mrs。Merillia。Atthishour!Heavens!Issheill?"
  "Idon’tknow,sir。Shekeepsringing;butwhenIansweritshesays,’Goaway!’shesays。’Go——’shesays,sir。"
  "Howverystrange!"
  AndtheProphetboundedupstairsandarrivedathisgrandmother’sdoorjustintimetohearhercryout,inreplytopoorMrs。Fancy’sdistractedknocking,——
  "Ifyoutrytobreakinyouwillbeputinprisonatonce。Ihearassistancecoming。Ihearthepolice。Goaway,youwicked,wickedman!"
  "Grannie!"criedtheProphetthroughthekeyhole。"Grannie,letmein!
  Grannie!Grannie!Don’tring!Grannie!Grannie!"
  ButMrs。Merilliawasnowcompletelyoutofherself,andheronlyresponsetohergrandson’sappealwastoplacehertremblingfingersuponthetwobells,andtoreply,throughtheiruproar,——
  "Itisuselessforyoutosaythat。Iknowwhoyouare。Isawyou。I
  shallgoonringingaslongasIcanstand。Ishalldieringing,butI
  shallneverletyouin。Goaway!Goaway!"
  "Whatdoesshemean?"criedtheProphet,turningtoGustavus。
  "Idon’tknowindeed,sir,"repliedthefootman,thinkingofMr。
  Carter’slibrary。"Icouldn’tsayindeed,sir。"
  "Oh,mypoormissis!"wailedMrs。Fancy,tremblinginhernight—socks。
  "Oh,mypoordearmissis!Ican’tspeakdifferentnormeanother。Oh,missis,missis!"
  "Hush,Fancy!"saidtheProphet,inthegreatestdistraction。"Grannie!
  Grannie!"
  Andseizingthehandleofthedoorheshookitviolently。Mrs。Merilliawasnowverynaturallyundertheimpressionthattheratcatcherwasdeterminedtobreakinandmurderherwithoutmoreado。Extremedangeroftenseemstoexerciseastrangelycalminginfluenceuponthehumansoul。Soitwasnow。UponhearingherbedroomdoorquiveringundertheassaultoftheProphet,Mrs。Merilliawasabruptlyinvadedbyasortofdesperatecourage。Sheleftthebells,totteredtothegrateinwhichagoodfirewasblazing,seizedthepokerandthrustitbetweenthebarsandintotheheartoftheflames,atthesametimecryingoutinaquaveringbutdeterminedvoice,——
  "Iamheatingthepoker!Ifyoucomeinyouwillrepentit。Iamheatingthepoker!"
  Onhearingthisremark,theProphetdesistedfromhisassaultuponthedoor,overcomebytheabsoluteconvictionthathisbelovedgrandmotherwassufferingfromapronouncedformofhomicidalmania。Hisaffectionpromptedhimtokeepsuchacatastrophesecretaslongaspossible,andhethereforeturnedtoMrs。FancyandGustavus,andsaidhurriedly,——
  "Thisisamatterformealone。Mrs。Fancy,pleasegoawayatonce。
  Gustavus,youwillaccompanyMrs。Fancy。"
  Hismannerwassofirm,hisfacesoironinitsdetermination,thatMrs。FancyandGustavusdarednotprofferaword。Theyturnedawayanddisappearedsoftlydownthestairs,towaitthe/denouement/ofthistragedyinthehallbelow。Meantimethepokerwasgrowingredhotinthecoals,andMrs。Merilliaannouncedtothesupposedratcatcher,——
  "Icanhearyou——Ihearyoubreathing——"(theProphetendeavourednottobreathe)。"Ihearyourustling,butyoucan’ttouchme。Thepokerisredhot。"
  Andshedrewitsmokingfromthegrateandapproachedthedoor,holdingitinherdelicatehandlikeaweapon。
  "Grannie!"saidtheProphet,makinghisvoiceasmuchlikeitgenerallywasashepossiblycould。"Dearestgrannie!"
  "Idareyoutocomein!"repliedMrs。Merillia,inanalmostformidablemanner。"Idareyoutodoit。"
  "Iamnotcomingin,grannie,"saidtheProphet。
  "Thengoaway!"saidMrs。Merillia。"Goaway——andletmehearyougoing。"
  AsuddenideastrucktheProphet。Hedidnotsayanotherword,butimmediatelywalkeddownstairs,trampingheavilyandshakingthewoodbalustersviolentlyateverystephetook。Hisrusesucceeded。Hearingtheintruderdepart,Mrs。Merillia’scuriouscouragedesertedher,shedroppedthepokerintothegrate,andoncemoresetbothbellsgoingwithallhermightandmain。TheProphetletherringfornearlyfiveminutes,thenheboundedoncemoreupstairsandtappedverygentlyonthedoor。
  "Grannie,"hecried,"areyouringing?Whatisit?"
  ThistimeMrs。Merilliarecognisedhisvoice,totteredtothedoor,unlockedit,andfell,trembling,intohisanxiousarms。
  "Oh,Hennessey!"shegasped。"Oh——Hennessey!"
  "Grannie,whatisit?Whatonearthisthematter?"
  "Theratcatcher!Theratcatcher!"
  "Theratcatcher!"criedtheProphet。
  "Hehascomeback。Heishere。Hehasbeentryingtobreakintomyroom。"
  "Whatratcatcher?"
  "Theonethatdinedto—night——theoneyoucalledyouroldand——andvalued——friend。"
  "Mr。Sagittarius?"exclaimedtheProphet。
  "Heishere。"
  "Here!"
  "Ihaveseenhim。Hehastriedtomurderme。"
  "Iwilllookintothisatonce,"saidtheProphet。
  Herantotheheadofthestairsandcalledout,——
  "Gustavus!"
  "Sir!"
  "Comeuphereatonce,"
  Gustavuscame,followedcloselybyMrs。Fancy,whowasinastateofabjectconfusionandalarm。
  "HasMr。Sagittariusreturnedhere——thegentlemanwhodinedto—night?"
  askedtheProphet。
  Gustavushesitated,thoughtofDr。Carter’slibrary,andreplied,——
  "No,sir,"
  "Hasanybodyenteredthehouse?"
  "No,sir。"
  "Youhavebeenupthewholeevening?"
  "Yes,sir。"
  "Andnobodyhasbeen?"
  "Nobody,sir。"
  "Grannie,youhearwhatGustavussays。"
  "But,Hennessey,heishere;Isawhim。"
  "Where?"
  "Bythedoor。Iheardsomeone,andIthoughtitwasyou。Icametothedooraftercallingyou,andtherehestood,alldirtyandwet,withahugehatonhishead"(thesaturninelittleclergymanwaslargelyblessedwithbrain),"andamostawfulmurderousexpressiononhisface。"
  TheProphetbegantosuspectthathisdearrelative,upsetbythetragiceventsofthedinnertable,hadgonetosleepandhadthenightmare。
  "Grannie,itmusthavebeenadream。"
  "No,Hennessey,no。"
  "Itmustindeed。IleftMr。SagittariusatZoologicalHouse。Ifeelcertainofthat。"
  TheProphetspokethehonesttruth。HefullybelievedthatMr。
  Sagittariuswasatthatverymomentsharinginthetriumphofhiswifeandreceivingtheworshipofthosewholivethesillylife。
  "ButIsawhim,Hennessey,"saidMrs。Merillia,addingratherunnecessarily,"withmyowneyes。"
  "Grannie,darling,youmusthavebeendreaming。Atanyrate,I’mherenow。Nothingcanhurtyou。Gotobed。Fancywillstaywithyou,andI
  sweartoyouthatnoharmwillhappentoyousolongasIambreathing。"
  WiththesenoblewordstheProphetkissedhisgrandmothertenderly,assistedMrs。Fancyintotheroom,andwalkeddownstairsquitedeterminedthat,comewhatmight,whetherhebrokeathousandoathsornot,hewouldputanendforthwithtothetyrannyofthecouplefromtheMouseandabandonforevertheshockingpursuitofprophecy。
  CHAPTERXX
  THEPROPHETRETIRESFROMBUSINESS
  ExactlyastheProphetarrivedathisresolutionthehalldoorbellrangviolently,andGustavus,whohadslippeddownbeforetheProphetinordertoseekthetravellertoJavaintheservants’quarters,hurriedintothehallinratheradistractedmanner。
  "Stop,Gustavus!"saidtheProphet。
  Gustavusstopped。Thebellrangagain。
  "Gustavus,"saidtheProphet,"ifthatisavisitorIamnotathome。
  Mrs。Merilliaisnotathomeeither。"
  Itwasbythistimebetweenoneandtwointhemorning。
  "Notathome,sir。Yes,sir。"
  TheProphetconcealedhimselfnearthehat—rack,andGustavuswentsoftlytothedoorandopenedit。
  "Notathome,ma’am,"theProphetheardhimsay,formally。
  "Whatd’youmean,youngman?"repliedthepowerfulvoiceofMadame。
  "Whereismyhusband?"
  "Ma’am?"
  "Where,Isay,ismyhusband?"
  "Icouldn’tsay,I’msure,ma’am。ButMrs。MerilliaandMr。Vivianarenotathome。"
  "ThenallIcansayistheyoughttobeinatthistimeofnight。
  Permitmetopass。AreyouawarethatMr。Vivianhasinvitedmetospendthenighthere?/Noctesambrosianes/。"
  "But,ma’am,Mr。Viv——"
  "That’lldo。IfIhaveanymoreofyourimpertinenceI’llmakeyourepentofit。YouareevidentlynotawarewhoIam。"
  TheProphet,bythehat—rack,didnotfailtohearanewnoteinthedeepcontraltoofMadame,anoteoftriumph,atrumpetnoteofprofoundconceit。Hisheartsankbeforethisdeterminedmusic,anditsankevenlowertowardshispumpswhen,amomentlater,hefoundhimselfconfrontedbythelady,wrappedcloselyintherabbit—skins,andabsolutelybulgingwithvanityandself—appreciation。
  "What!Mr。Vivian!"beganthelady。
  "Hush!saidtheProphet,"formercy’ssake——hush!"
  And,actingupontheimpulseofthemoment,hesuddenlyseizedMadamebythehand,andhurriedherthroughtheswingingdoorintotheservants’hall。
  "Here’sago,"murmuredGustavusinthegreatesttrepidation。"Iftheydon’tfindthethinpartyI’majosser。"
  MeanwhiletheProphetandMadamewerestandingfacetofacebeforethewhat—notofGustavus。
  "Mygrandmotherisawake——thatisasleep,"saidtheProphet。"Wemustnotwakeheronanyaccount。"
  "Oh,"returnedMadame,withatossofherhead,"yourgrandmotherseemstobeaveryfidgetyoldlady,I’msure——althoughyoudotellaparcelofliesabouther。"
  "Lies!"saidtheProphet,withsomedignity。
  "Yes——lies。Shedon’twearlongclothes——"
  "Ibegyourpardon!"
  "Shedonot。Shedon’twearherhairdown。Shedon’tputherlipstothebottle。Shedon’t。WhereisMr。Sagi——whereisMalkieltheSecond?"
  "Ihavenoidea。Andnow,Madame,IregretthatImustconductyoutoyourcarriage。Thehourislate,mygrandmotherisseriouslyindisposed,andImyselfneedrest。"
  "Well,then,youcan’thaveit,"retortedtheladywithauthoritativespitefulness。"Youcan’thaveit,nottillthreeo’clock。"
  "Ibegyourpardon!"saidtheProphet,withtremblinglips。
  "Whatfor?"
  "IreallyregretthatImustretire。Allowme——"
  "I’llnotallowyou。Whereismyhusband?He’snotattheZoologicalGardens。"
  "Hehasprobablyreturnedhome。"
  "TotheMouse!Thenhe’sacowardandanoath—breaker,andifSirTiglathwastocatchhimIshouldn’tbesorry。Kindlyleadmeatoncetothetelescope。Iwilltakehisplace。NooneshallsaythatMadameMalkieleverflinchedatduty’scall。/Praestoetpersistibus/。Conductmeatoncetothetelescope。"
  "Thetelescope!"criedtheProphet。"Whatfor?"
  "Lawks!"criedMadame,withpronouncedtemper。"DidwenotjourneyfromtheMousea—purposetogopracticallyintothemysteryofthedressedCrab?"
  "Ireally——Ireallycannotconsentwithoutachaperon,"begantheProphet。
  "ThewifeofMalkieltheSecondneedsnochaperone,"retortedMadame。
  "Thisnighthasalteredmycondition——Istandfromhenceforthfarbeyondthereachofetiquette。Theworldknowsmenowandwillnotdaretocarp。/Carpedies/。"
  Duringtheforegoingcolloquyhervoicehadbecomelouderandlouder,andtheProphet,dreadingunspeakablylesthisgrandmothershouldbedisturbedandaffrightedoncemore,gaveupthestruggle,and,withoutmoreado,conductedMadameintothebutler’spantryinwhichthetelescopestillremained。
  MeanwhilewhathadbecomeofMalkieltheSecond?
  WhenMrs。Merilliasuddenlyappearedbeforehiminhernight—bonnetandaccusedhimofbeingaratcatcherhehadverynaturallyfled,hisfirstimpulsebeingtoleavethehouseatonceandcontinuehisjourneytothedocks。Butevenaprophetisbutmortal。Malkielhadpassedthroughaneventfuldayfollowedbyastillmoreeventfulevening。Hismindwascompletelyexhausted。Evenso,however,hemighthavecontinueduponhisjourneytowardsJavahadnothislegsprosaicallyshownsignsofgivingwayunderhimjustasheoncemoregainedthehall。Thisdecidedhim。Hemusthavesomeshortreposeatwhatevercost。Hethereforepushedfeeblyatthenearestdoor,andfoundhimselfpromptlyintheapartmentoftheupperservants。Staggeringtothewhat—notofGustavus,hesankdownuponitandfellintoamelancholyreverie,fromwhichhewasrousedbytheconstanttinglingcryofMrs。Merillia’ssecondbell,whichrangclosetowherehewasreposing。Hetriedtostartup,butfailed,anditwasonlywhenthehalldoorbell,attackedbytheProphet,addeditsvoicetoitscompanion’sthathisterrorlenthimsufficientstrengthtofleeveryslowlyintotheinnerfastnessesofthisunknownregion。Therewasalightintheservant’shall,butdarknesslaybeyondandMalkielknewnotwhitherhewaspenetrating。Hebarkedhisshins,butcouldnottellagainstwhathardsubstance。Hebruisedhiselbow,butcouldnotknowwhatpieceoffurniturehadassailedit。Oncomingincontactwithadresserhesawafewsparks,buttheyspeedilydiedout,andhewasobligedtofeelhiswayonward,tillpresentlyhecameacrossalargeleatherchairinwhichMrs。
  Merillia’scookwaswonttositwhiledirectinghersubordinatesatthebastingmachine。Intothishesankpalpitating,andforamomentremainedundisturbed。Then,tohishorror,heheardintheadjoiningroomthestridentvoiceofhislovedandhonouredwifeapparentlycarryingonadecidedlyvivaciousargumentwithsomepersonunknown。Heboundedup。PossiblyshewasaccompaniedbySirTiglath,whomustnowbeawareofhisidentity。Inanycase,herwrathathisscarcelychivalrousdesertionofherinthehouseofastrangerwould,heknew,beterrible。Hedarednotfaceit。Hedarednotallowhisprojectofflightatdawntobeinterferedwith,asitcertainlywouldbeifhecameacrossMadame。Hethereforeproceededtofleeoncemore。NordidhepauseuntilhehadgainedMr。Ferdinand’spantry,wherestoodthetelescope。Now,inthispantrytherewasalargecupboardinwhichwerekepttheverynumerousandmagnificentpiecesofplate,etc。,possessedbyMrs。Merillia;tallsilvercandelabra,standardlampsofpolishedbronze,richly—chasedcups,giganticvasesforcontainingflowers,orientalincenseholdersuponstandsofebony,Spanishcharcoaldishesofburnishedbrass,andothertreasuresfartoonumeroustomention。
  Thiscupboardwasalwayscarefullylockedatnight,butonthisoccasionMr。Ferdinand,totallydisorganisedbythefrightfulsceneswhichhadtakenplaceathisdinnertableduringtheevening,hadretiredtobedinaconditionofcollapse,leavingitopen。MalkieltheSecond,feelingfranticallyaboutinthedark,cameuponthedoorofthiscupboard,pulledit,foundthatityieldedtohishand,and,hearingtherapidlyapproachingvoicesofMadameandtheProphet,stumbledintothecupboardandsankdownonalargegoldloving—cup,withonefootinasilversouptureen,andtheotherinapricelesssugarbasin,justasthelightofthecandlebornebytheProphetglimmeredinthedarknessoftheadjacentcorridor。
  "Thisway,Madame,"saidtheProphet。"ButIreallythinksuchaproceedingiscalculatedtocauseagravescandalinthesquare。"
  MalkieltheSeconddrewthecupboarddoorto,andgraspedasilvercandelabrumineachhandtosustainhimselfupontherathersharprimoftheloving—cup。
  "WhatisthesquaretomeorItothesquare?"returnedMadamewithungrammaticalmajesty。"MadameMalkielisnotgovernedbyanyordinarylaws。/Lexesnonscripta/ishermotto。Tothesealonesheclings。"
  Herhusbandclungtothecandelabraandburstintoaviolentperspiration。Throughthekeyholeofthecupboardarayoflightnowshone,andheheardthefrou—frouofhispartner’sskirt,theflumpoftherabbit—skinsasshecastthemfromherampleshouldersuponthefloor。TheProphet’svoicebecameaudibleagain。
  "Whatdoyouwishmetodo?"hesaid,withasortofembitteredcourtesy。
  "Throwopenthewindow,placeyourselfbeforethetelescope,andproceedatoncetoyourinvestigations,"repliedthelady。
  "Iamnotinaconditiontoinvestigate,"saidtheProphet。"Iamnotindeed。Ifyouwillonlyletmegetyouacab,to—morrownight——"
  ’Itisuselesstotalk,Mr。Vivian,"saidMadame,verysharply。"ThecabhasnotyetbeenmadethatwillconveymetotheMouseto—night。"
  "Butyourhusband——"
  "Myhusbandisacoward,unworthyofsuchawifeashepossesses。Atthecrisisofourfortunes——What’sthat?"
  AtthispainfulmomentMalkieltheSecondwassoovercomebyemotion,thathetrembled,andallowedhisleftfoottorattleslightlyonthesugarbasin。
  "Whatwasit?"repeatedMadame。
  "Rats,Ihavenodoubt,"answeredtheProphet,whohadheardnothing。
  "Ibelievethatthebasementsoftheseoldhousesaresimply——well——
  simplypermeatedwithrats。"
  ForamomentMadameblanched,butshewasawomanofspirit,andmoreovershewasalmostintoxicatedwithambition。Recognisedatlastasaladyofpositionandimportanceinoneofthemansionsoftheidioticgreat,shewasmoreanxiousthanevertoremoveforthwithintothecentraldistricts,theretoexercisethatswaywhichshehadsolongdesired。Findingthatthereexistsaworldinwhichprophets——farfrombeingconsideredasdirtyanddeceitfulpersons——areworshippedandadored,entertainedwithPommeryandtreatedalmostasgods,sheyearnedtodwellinthemidstofit。ThepeacefulseclusionoftheMousewasbecomehatefultoher。ThearchitectsandtheirwivesbegantoseemtoherupliftedfancylittlebetterthanthecirclethatfrequentedHagglin’sBuildings,orappearedatthepaltryentertainmentsgivenbytheinhabitantsofDrakeman’sVillas。Shewasresolvedtosoar,andevenratsshouldnotturnherfromherpassionatepurpose。Accordinglyshereplied,——
  "Ratsornorats,Iintendtoseethismatterout。/Dixisti!/Thenightwanes。Kindlygoatoncetothetelescope。"
  TheProphetobeyed,firstopeningthewindowintothearea。Therainhadnowclearedoff,buttheskywasstillrathercloudy,andonlyafewstarspeepedhereandthere。
  "Really,"saidtheProphet,afterapplyinghiswearyeyetothemachine,"reallyIdon’tthinkit’sanygood,therearesovery——"
  "HavethegoodnesstoplacetheoldladyintheclawsoftheCrab,accordingtothedirectionsofthecowardwhohasdesertedme。"
  Malkielshookwithshameupontheloving—cup。
  "ButIreallycan’tfindtheCrab,"saidtheProphet,whowassotiredthathecouldscarcelystand。"IcanseetheGreatBear。"
  "Thatisnouse。TheBearhasnothingtodowiththeoldlady。YoumustfindtheCrab。Lookagain。"
  TheProphetdidso。Buthiseyeblinkedwithfatigueandtheheavensswambeforeit。
  "ThereisnoCrabto—night,"hesaid。"Iassureyouonmyhonourthereisnone。"
  Exactlyashefinishedmakingthisstatementalowwhistlerangthroughthesilenceofthenight。TheProphetstarted,Madamejumped,andMalkielboundedontheloving—cup。
  Thewhistlewasrepeated。
  "It’sthething!"whisperedtheProphet。
  "Whatthing?"inquiredMadame,whohadbecomeratherpale。
  "ThedarkthingthattoldmetheCrabwasdressed。Ithascomeagain。"
  "Myword!"ejaculatedMadame,lookinguneasilyaround。"Whereisit?"
  JustthenMalkieltheSecond’sfeetoncemorebegantotrembleamongtheplateofMrs。Merillia。
  "Youhearit!"saidtheProphet,muchimpressed。
  "Diditrattlelikethattheothernight?"gaspedMadame,seizingtheProphetbythearm。
  TheProphettoldaliewithhishead。
  "Addressit,Ibeg,"saidMadame,inagreatstateofexcitement。
  "MeanwhileIwillretireafewpaces。"
  Sosaying,shebackedintothepassage,bearingthecandlewithherforcompany,andleavingtheProphetintotaldarkness。Thelowwhistlesoundedagain,andahuskyvoicesaid,——
  "Areyouthere?"
  "Yes,"repliedtheProphet,summoningallhiscourage。"Iam。"
  "What’a’youputoutthelightfor?"saidthevoice,whichseemedtocomefromfaraway。
  "Ihaven’tputitout,"returnedtheProphet。"It’sgoneaway。"
  AtthisjunctureMalkiel,impelledbycuriosity,ceasedfromtrembling,and,leaningforwardupontheloving—cup,gluedhiseartothekey—holeofthecupboard。
  "Whywasyousolateto—night?"proceededthevoice。"She’sbeeninararetaking,Icantellyou。"
  "Who?"
  "Who?Youknowwellenough。"
  "Doyoumeanmygrandmother?"
  "Yourgrandmother!"ejaculatedthevoicewithapparentsarcasm。"Ah!ofcourse,whatdoyouthink?"
  "I’msureIdon’tknow,"saidthepoorProphet,whosereasonwasbeginningtototteruponitsthrone。
  "Well,"proceededthevoice,"shethoughtyou’dgiveitup。"
  "What——mygrandmotherdid?"
  "Ah,yourgrandmother。Getawaywithyou!Ha!ha!ha!"
  Andthemysteriousvisitantbrokeforthintoapealofrathermundanelaughter。Afterindulginginthisunseemlymirthforaboutaminuteandahalf,thepersonageresumed,——
  "TheCrabdidforher。"
  UponhearingthemysticwordMadamecreptstealthilyapaceortwonearertothedoor,whiletheProphetexclaimed,——
  "ThedressedCrab?"
  "Ah,whatdo/you/think?Notawinkofsleepandthoughteveryminute’dbe’ernext。"
  "GoodHeavens!"