"Susanisacountrygirl,"saidhe,"andyouknowtheincrediblestupidityofthatclass。Ifancythatthepoorfellowmurmuredsomeincoherentdeliriouswords,andthatshetwistedthemintothismeaninglessmessage。"
  "Isee。Youhavenoexplanationyourselfofthetragedy?"
  "Possiblyanaccident;possibly——Ionlybreatheitamongourselves——asuicide。Youngmenhavetheirhiddentroubles——
  someaffairoftheheart,perhaps,whichwehaveneverknown。
  Itisamoreprobablesuppositionthanmurder。"
  "Buttheeye—glasses?"
  "Ah!Iamonlyastudent——amanofdreams。Icannotexplainthepracticalthingsoflife。Butstill,weareaware,myfriend,thatlove—gagesmaytakestrangeshapes。Byallmeanstakeanothercigarette。Itisapleasuretoseeanyoneappreciatethemso。Afan,aglove,glasses——whoknowswhatarticlemaybecarriedasatokenortreasuredwhenamanputsanendtohislife?Thisgentlemanspeaksoffootstepsinthegrass;but,afterall,itiseasytobemistakenonsuchapoint。Astotheknife,itmightwellbethrownfarfromtheunfortunatemanashefell。
  ItispossiblethatIspeakasachild,buttomeitseemsthatWilloughbySmithhasmethisfatebyhisownhand。"
  Holmesseemedstruckbythetheorythusputforward,andhecontinuedtowalkupanddownforsometime,lostinthoughtandconsumingcigaretteaftercigarette。
  "Tellme,ProfessorCoram,"hesaid,atlast,"whatisinthatcupboardinthebureau?"
  "Nothingthatwouldhelpathief。Familypapers,lettersfrommypoorwife,diplomasofUniversitieswhichhavedonemehonour。
  Hereisthekey。Youcanlookforyourself。"
  Holmespickedupthekeyandlookedatitforaninstant;
  thenhehandeditback。
  "No;Ihardlythinkthatitwouldhelpme,"saidhe。"Ishouldprefertogoquietlydowntoyourgardenandturnthewholematteroverinmyhead。Thereissomethingtobesaidforthetheoryofsuicidewhichyouhaveputforward。Wemustapologizeforhavingintrudeduponyou,ProfessorCoram,andIpromisethatwewon’tdisturbyouuntilafterlunch。Attwoo’clockwewillcomeagainandreporttoyouanythingwhichmayhavehappenedintheinterval。"
  Holmeswascuriouslydistrait,andwewalkedupanddownthegardenpathforsometimeinsilence。
  "Haveyouaclue?"Iasked,atlast。
  "ItdependsuponthosecigarettesthatIsmoked,"saidhe。
  "ItispossiblethatIamutterlymistaken。Thecigaretteswillshowme。"
  "MydearHolmes,"Iexclaimed,"howonearth————"
  "Well,well,youmayseeforyourself。Ifnot,there’snoharmdone。Ofcourse,wealwayshavetheopticiancluetofallbackupon,butItakeashortcutwhenIcangetit。Ah,hereisthegoodMrs。Marker!Letusenjoyfiveminutesofinstructiveconversationwithher。"
  ImayhaveremarkedbeforethatHolmeshad,whenheliked,apeculiarlyingratiatingwaywithwomen,andthatheveryreadilyestablishedtermsofconfidencewiththem。Inhalfthetimewhichhehadnamedhehadcapturedthehousekeeper’sgoodwill,andwaschattingwithherasifhehadknownherforyears。
  "Yes,Mr。Holmes,itisasyousay,sir。Hedoessmokesomethingterrible。Alldayandsometimesallnight,sir。
  I’veseenthatroomofamorning——well,sir,you’dhavethoughtitwasaLondonfog。PooryoungMr。Smith,hewasasmokeralso,butnotasbadastheProfessor。Hishealth——well,Idon’tknowthatit’sbetternorworseforthesmoking。"
  "Ah!"saidHolmes,"butitkillstheappetite。"
  "Well,Idon’tknowaboutthat,sir。"
  "IsupposetheProfessoreatshardlyanything?"
  "Well,heisvariable。I’llsaythatforhim。"
  "I’llwagerhetooknobreakfastthismorning,andwon’tfacehislunchafterallthecigarettesIsawhimconsume。"
  "Well,you’reoutthere,sir,asithappens,forheatearemarkablebigbreakfastthismorning。Idon’tknowwhenI’veknownhimmakeabetterone,andhe’sorderedagooddishofcutletsforhislunch。
  I’msurprisedmyself,forsinceIcameintothatroomyesterdayandsawyoungMr。SmithlyingthereonthefloorIcouldn’tbeartolookatfood。Well,ittakesallsortstomakeaworld,andtheProfessorhasn’tletittakehisappetiteaway。"
  Weloiteredthemorningawayinthegarden。StanleyHopkinshadgonedowntothevillagetolookintosomerumoursofastrangewomanwhohadbeenseenbysomechildrenontheChathamRoadthepreviousmorning。Astomyfriend,allhisusualenergyseemedtohavedesertedhim。Ihadneverknownhimhandleacaseinsuchahalf—heartedfashion。EventhenewsbroughtbackbyHopkinsthathehadfoundthechildrenandthattheyhadundoubtedlyseenawomanexactlycorrespondingwithHolmes’sdescription,andwearingeitherspectaclesoreye—glasses,failedtorouseanysignofkeeninterest。HewasmoreattentivewhenSusan,whowaiteduponusatlunch,volunteeredtheinformationthatshebelievedMr。Smithhadbeenoutforawalkyesterdaymorning,andthathehadonlyreturnedhalfanhourbeforethetragedyoccurred。Icouldnotmyselfseethebearingofthisincident,butIclearlyperceivedthatHolmeswasweavingitintothegeneralschemewhichhehadformedinhisbrain。
  Suddenlyhesprangfromhischairandglancedathiswatch。
  "Twoo’clock,gentlemen,"saidhe。"WemustgoupandhaveitoutwithourfriendtheProfessor。"
  Theoldmanhadjustfinishedhislunch,andcertainlyhisemptydishboreevidencetothegoodappetitewithwhichhishousekeeperhadcreditedhim。Hewas,indeed,aweirdfigureasheturnedhiswhitemaneandhisglowingeyestowardsus。
  Theeternalcigarettesmoulderedinhismouth。Hehadbeendressedandwasseatedinanarm—chairbythefire。
  "Well,Mr。Holmes,haveyousolvedthismysteryyet?"Heshovedthelargetinofcigaretteswhichstoodonatablebesidehimtowardsmycompanion。Holmesstretchedouthishandatthesamemoment,andbetweenthemtheytippedtheboxovertheedge。
  Foraminuteortwowewereallonourkneesretrievingstraycigarettesfromimpossibleplaces。WhenweroseagainIobservedthatHolmes’seyeswereshiningandhischeekstingedwithcolour。
  OnlyatacrisishaveIseenthosebattle—signalsflying。
  "Yes,"saidhe,"Ihavesolvedit。"
  StanleyHopkinsandIstaredinamazement。SomethinglikeasneerquiveredoverthegauntfeaturesoftheoldProfessor。
  "Indeed!Inthegarden?"
  "No,here。"
  "Here!When?"
  "Thisinstant。"
  "Youaresurelyjoking,Mr。SherlockHolmes。Youcompelmetotellyouthatthisistooseriousamattertobetreatedinsuchafashion。"
  "Ihaveforgedandtestedeverylinkofmychain,ProfessorCoram,andIamsurethatitissound。WhatyourmotivesareorwhatexactpartyouplayinthisstrangebusinessIamnotyetabletosay。InafewminutesIshallprobablyhearitfromyourownlips。
  MeanwhileIwillreconstructwhatispastforyourbenefit,sothatyoumayknowtheinformationwhichIstillrequire。
  "Aladyyesterdayenteredyourstudy。Shecamewiththeintentionofpossessingherselfofcertaindocumentswhichwereinyourbureau。Shehadakeyofherown。Ihavehadanopportunityofexaminingyours,andIdonotfindthatslightdiscolourationwhichthescratchmadeuponthevarnishwouldhaveproduced。
  Youwerenotanaccessory,therefore,andshecame,sofarasIcanreadtheevidence,withoutyourknowledgetorobyou。"
  TheProfessorblewacloudfromhislips。"Thisismostinterestingandinstructive,"saidhe。"Haveyounomoretoadd?
  Surely,havingtracedthisladysofar,youcanalsosaywhathasbecomeofher。"
  "Iwillendeavourtodoso。Inthefirstplaceshewasseizedbyyoursecretary,andstabbedhiminordertoescape。
  ThiscatastropheIaminclinedtoregardasanunhappyaccident,forIamconvincedthattheladyhadnointentionofinflictingsogrievousaninjury。Anassassindoesnotcomeunarmed。
  Horrifiedbywhatshehaddonesherushedwildlyawayfromthesceneofthetragedy。Unfortunatelyforhershehadlostherglassesinthescuffle,andasshewasextremelyshort—sightedshewasreallyhelplesswithoutthem。Sherandownacorridor,whichsheimaginedtobethatbywhichshehadcome——bothwerelinedwithcocoanutmatting——anditwasonlywhenitwastoolatethatsheunderstoodthatshehadtakenthewrongpassageandthatherretreatwascutoffbehindher。Whatwasshetodo?
  Shecouldnotgoback。Shecouldnotremainwhereshewas。
  Shemustgoon。Shewenton。Shemountedastair,pushedopenadoor,andfoundherselfinyourroom。"
  TheoldmansatwithhismouthopenstaringwildlyatHolmes。
  Amazementandfearwerestampeduponhisexpressivefeatures。
  Now,withaneffort,heshruggedhisshouldersandburstintoinsincerelaughter。
  "Allveryfine,Mr。Holmes,"saidhe。"Butthereisonelittleflawinyoursplendidtheory。Iwasmyselfinmyroom,andIneverleftitduringtheday。"
  "Iamawareofthat,ProfessorCoram。"
  "AndyoumeantosaythatIcouldlieuponthatbedandnotbeawarethatawomanhadenteredmyroom?"
  "Ineversaidso。YouWEREawareofit。Youspokewithher。
  Yourecognisedher。Youaidedhertoescape。"
  AgaintheProfessorburstintohigh—keyedlaughter。
  Hehadrisentohisfeetandhiseyesglowedlikeembers。
  "Youaremad!"hecried。"Youaretalkinginsanely。
  Ihelpedhertoescape?Whereisshenow?"
  "Sheisthere,"saidHolmes,andhepointedtoahighbookcaseinthecorneroftheroom。
  Isawtheoldmanthrowuphisarms,aterribleconvulsionpassedoverhisgrimface,andhefellbackinhischair。
  AtthesameinstantthebookcaseatwhichHolmespointedswungrounduponahinge,andawomanrushedoutintotheroom。
  "Youareright!"shecried,inastrangeforeignvoice。
  "Youareright!Iamhere。"
  Shewasbrownwiththedustanddrapedwiththecobwebswhichhadcomefromthewallsofherhiding—place。Herface,too,wasstreakedwithgrime,andatthebestshecouldneverhavebeenhandsome,forshehadtheexactphysicalcharacteristicswhichHolmeshaddivined,with,inaddition,alongandobstinatechin。
  Whatwithhernaturalblindness,andwhatwiththechangefromdarktolight,shestoodasonedazed,blinkingabouthertoseewhereandwhowewere。Andyet,inspiteofallthesedisadvantages,therewasacertainnobilityinthewoman’sbearing,agallantryinthedefiantchinandintheupraisedhead,whichcompelledsomethingofrespectandadmiration。StanleyHopkinshadlaidhishanduponherarmandclaimedherashisprisoner,butshewavedhimasidegently,andyetwithanovermasteringdignitywhichcompelledobedience。Theoldmanlaybackinhischair,withatwitchingface,andstaredatherwithbroodingeyes。
  "Yes,sir,Iamyourprisoner,"shesaid。"FromwhereIstoodIcouldheareverything,andIknowthatyouhavelearnedthetruth。Iconfessitall。ItwasIwhokilledtheyoungman。
  Butyouareright,youwhosayitwasanaccident。IdidnotevenknowthatitwasaknifewhichIheldinmyhand,forinmydespairIsnatchedanythingfromthetableandstruckathimtomakehimletmego。ItisthetruththatItell。"
  "Madam,"saidHolmes,"Iamsurethatitisthetruth。
  Ifearthatyouarefarfromwell。"
  Shehadturnedadreadfulcolour,themoreghastlyunderthedarkdust—streaksuponherface。Sheseatedherselfonthesideofthebed;thensheresumed。
  "Ihaveonlyalittletimehere,"shesaid,"butIwouldhaveyoutoknowthewholetruth。Iamthisman’swife。HeisnotanEnglishman。HeisaRussian。HisnameIwillnottell。"
  Forthefirsttimetheoldmanstirred。"Godblessyou,Anna!"
  hecried。"Godblessyou!"
  Shecastalookofthedeepestdisdaininhisdirection。
  "Whyshouldyouclingsohardtothatwretchedlifeofyours,Sergius?"saidshe。"Ithasdoneharmtomanyandgoodtonone——noteventoyourself。However,itisnotformetocausethefrailthreadtobesnappedbeforeGod’stime。
  IhaveenoughalreadyuponmysoulsinceIcrossedthethresholdofthiscursedhouse。ButImustspeakorIshallbetoolate。
  "Ihavesaid,gentlemen,thatIamthisman’swife。HewasfiftyandIafoolishgirloftwentywhenwemarried。ItwasinacityofRussia,aUniversity——Iwillnotnametheplace。"
  "Godblessyou,Anna!"murmuredtheoldmanagain。
  "Wewerereformers——revolutionists——Nihilists,youunderstand。
  HeandIandmanymore。Thentherecameatimeoftrouble,apoliceofficerwaskilled,manywerearrested,evidencewaswanted,andinordertosavehisownlifeandtoearnagreatrewardmyhusbandbetrayedhisownwifeandhiscompanions。
  Yes,wewereallarresteduponhisconfession。SomeofusfoundourwaytothegallowsandsometoSiberia。Iwasamongtheselast,butmytermwasnotforlife。MyhusbandcametoEnglandwithhisill—gottengains,andhaslivedinquieteversince,knowingwellthatiftheBrotherhoodknewwherehewasnotaweekwouldpassbeforejusticewouldbedone。"
  Theoldmanreachedoutatremblinghandandhelpedhimselftoacigarette。"Iaminyourhands,Anna,"saidhe。
  "Youwerealwaysgoodtome。"
  "Ihavenotyettoldyoutheheightofhisvillainy,"saidshe。
  "AmongourcomradesoftheOrdertherewasonewhowasthefriendofmyheart。Hewasnoble,unselfish,loving——allthatmyhusbandwasnot。Hehatedviolence。Wewereallguilty——
  ifthatisguilt——buthewasnot。Hewroteforeverdissuadingusfromsuchacourse。Theseletterswouldhavesavedhim。
  Sowouldmydiary,inwhichfromdaytodayIhadenteredbothmyfeelingstowardshimandtheviewwhicheachofushadtaken。
  Myhusbandfoundandkeptbothdiaryandletters。Hehidthem,andhetriedhardtoswearawaytheyoungman’slife。Inthishefailed,butAlexiswassentaconvicttoSiberia,wherenow,atthismoment,heworksinasaltmine。Thinkofthat,youvillain,youvillain;now,now,atthisverymoment,Alexis,amanwhosenameyouarenotworthytospeak,worksandliveslikeaslave,andyetIhaveyourlifeinmyhandsandIletyougo。"
  "Youwerealwaysanoblewoman,Anna,"saidtheoldman,puffingathiscigarette。
  Shehadrisen,butshefellbackagainwithalittlecryofpain。
  "Imustfinish,"shesaid。"WhenmytermwasoverIsetmyselftogetthediaryandletterswhich,ifsenttotheRussianGovernment,wouldprocuremyfriend’srelease。IknewthatmyhusbandhadcometoEngland。AftermonthsofsearchingI
  discoveredwherehewas。Iknewthathestillhadthediary,forwhenIwasinSiberiaIhadaletterfromhimoncereproachingmeandquotingsomepassagesfromitspages。
  YetIwassurethatwithhisrevengefulnaturehewouldnevergiveittomeofhisownfreewill。Imustgetitformyself。
  WiththisobjectIengagedanagentfromaprivatedetectivefirm,whoenteredmyhusband’shouseassecretary——itwasyoursecondsecretary,Sergius,theonewholeftyousohurriedly。
  Hefoundthatpaperswerekeptinthecupboard,andhegotanimpressionofthekey。Hewouldnotgofarther。Hefurnishedmewithaplanofthehouse,andhetoldmethatintheforenoonthestudywasalwaysempty,asthesecretarywasemployeduphere。
  SoatlastItookmycourageinbothhandsandIcamedowntogetthepapersformyself。Isucceeded,butatwhatacost!
  "Ihadjusttakenthepapersandwaslockingthecupboardwhentheyoungmanseizedme。Ihadseenhimalreadythatmorning。
  HehadmetmeintheroadandIhadaskedhimtotellmewhereProfessorCoramlived,notknowingthathewasinhisemploy。"
  "Exactly!exactly!"saidHolmes。"Thesecretarycamebackandtoldhisemployerofthewomanhehadmet。Theninhislastbreathhetriedtosendamessagethatitwasshe——theshewhomhehadjustdiscussedwithhim。"
  "Youmustletmespeak,"saidthewoman,inanimperativevoice,andherfacecontractedasifinpain。"WhenhehadfallenIrushedfromtheroom,chosethewrongdoor,andfoundmyselfinmyhusband’sroom。Hespokeofgivingmeup。Ishowedhimthatifhedidsohislifewasinmyhands。IfhegavemetothelawIcouldgivehimtotheBrotherhood。ItwasnotthatIwishedtoliveformyownsake,butitwasthatIdesiredtoaccomplishmypurpose。HeknewthatIwoulddowhatIsaid——
  thathisownfatewasinvolvedinmine。Forthatreasonandfornootherheshieldedme。Hethrustmeintothatdarkhiding—place,arelicofolddays,knownonlytohimself。
  Hetookhismealsinhisownroom,andsowasabletogivemepartofhisfood。ItwasagreedthatwhenthepoliceleftthehouseIshouldslipawaybynightandcomebacknomore。
  Butinsomewayyouhavereadourplans。"Shetorefromthebosomofherdressasmallpacket。"Thesearemylastwords,"
  saidshe;"hereisthepacketwhichwillsaveAlexis。
  Iconfideittoyourhonourandtoyourloveofjustice。
  Takeit!YouwilldeliveritattheRussianEmbassy。
  NowIhavedonemyduty,and————"
  "Stopher!"criedHolmes。Hehadboundedacrosstheroomandhadwrenchedasmallphialfromherhand。
  "Toolate!"shesaid,sinkingbackonthebed。"Toolate!
  ItookthepoisonbeforeIleftmyhiding—place。Myheadswims!
  Iamgoing!Ichargeyou,sir,torememberthepacket。"
  "Asimplecase,andyetinsomewaysaninstructiveone,"
  Holmesremarked,aswetravelledbacktotown。"Ithingedfromtheoutsetuponthepince—nez。ButforthefortunatechanceofthedyingmanhavingseizedtheseIamnotsurethatwecouldeverhavereachedoursolution。Itwascleartomefromthestrengthoftheglassesthatthewearermusthavebeenveryblindandhelplesswhendeprivedofthem。WhenyouaskedmetobelievethatshewalkedalonganarrowstripofgrasswithoutoncemakingafalsestepIremarked,asyoumayremember,thatitwasanoteworthyperformance。InmymindIsetitdownasanimpossibleperformance,saveintheunlikelycasethatshehadasecondpairofglasses。Iwasforced,therefore,toseriouslyconsiderthehypothesisthatshehadremainedwithinthehouse。
  Onperceivingthesimilarityofthetwocorridorsitbecameclearthatshemightveryeasilyhavemadesuchamistake,andinthatcaseitwasevidentthatshemusthaveenteredtheProfessor’sroom。Iwaskeenlyonthealert,therefore,forwhateverwouldbearoutthissupposition,andIexaminedtheroomnarrowlyforanythingintheshapeofahiding—place。
  Thecarpetseemedcontinuousandfirmlynailed,soIdismissedtheideaofatrap—door。Theremightwellbearecessbehindthebooks。Asyouareaware,suchdevicesarecommoninoldlibraries。Iobservedthatbookswerepiledontheflooratallotherpoints,butthatonebookcasewasleftclear。This,then,mightbethedoor。Icouldseenomarkstoguideme,butthecarpetwasofaduncolour,whichlendsitselfverywelltoexamination。Ithereforesmokedagreatnumberofthoseexcellentcigarettes,andIdroppedtheashalloverthespaceinfrontofthesuspectedbookcase。Itwasasimpletrick,butexceedinglyeffective。IthenwentdownstairsandIascertained,inyourpresence,Watson,withoutyourperceivingthedriftofmyremarks,thatProfessorCoram’sconsumptionoffoodhadincreased——asonewouldexpectwhenheissupplyingasecondperson。
  Wethenascendedtotheroomagain,when,byupsettingthecigarette—box,Iobtainedaveryexcellentviewofthefloor,andwasabletoseequiteclearly,fromthetracesuponthecigaretteash,thattheprisonerhad,inourabsence,comeoutfromherretreat。Well,Hopkins,hereweareatCharingCross,andIcongratulateyouonhavingbroughtyourcasetoasuccessfulconclusion。Youaregoingtohead—quarters,nodoubt。Ithink,Watson,youandIwilldrivetogethertotheRussianEmbassy。"
  XI。———TheAdventureoftheMissingThree—Quarter。
  WEwerefairlyaccustomedtoreceiveweirdtelegramsatBakerStreet,butIhaveaparticularrecollectionofonewhichreachedusonagloomyFebruarymorningsomesevenoreightyearsagoandgaveMr。SherlockHolmesapuzzledquarterofanhour。Itwasaddressedtohim,andranthus:——
  "Pleaseawaitme。Terriblemisfortune。Rightwingthree—quartermissing;indispensabletomorrow。——OVERTON。"
  "Strandpost—markanddispatchedten—thirty—six,"saidHolmes,readingitoverandover。"Mr。Overtonwasevidentlyconsiderablyexcitedwhenhesentit,andsomewhatincoherentinconsequence。
  Well,well,hewillbehere,Idaresay,bythetimeIhavelookedthroughtheTIMES,andthenweshallknowallaboutit。Eventhemostinsignificantproblemwouldbewelcomeinthesestagnantdays。"
  Thingshadindeedbeenveryslowwithus,andIhadlearnedtodreadsuchperiodsofinaction,forIknewbyexperiencethatmycompanion’sbrainwassoabnormallyactivethatitwasdangeroustoleaveitwithoutmaterialuponwhichtowork。
  ForyearsIhadgraduallyweanedhimfromthatdrugmaniawhichhadthreatenedoncetocheckhisremarkablecareer。NowIknewthatunderordinaryconditionshenolongercravedforthisartificialstimulus,butIwaswellawarethatthefiendwasnotdead,butsleeping;andIhaveknownthatthesleepwasalightoneandthewakingnearwheninperiodsofidlenessIhaveseenthedrawnlookuponHolmes’sasceticface,andthebroodingofhisdeep—setandinscrutableeyes。ThereforeIblessedthisMr。Overton,whoeverhemightbe,sincehehadcomewithhisenigmaticmessagetobreakthatdangerouscalmwhichbroughtmoreperiltomyfriendthanallthestormsofhistempestuouslife。
  Aswehadexpected,thetelegramwassoonfollowedbyitssender,andthecardofMr。CyrilOverton,ofTrinityCollege,Cambridge,announcedthearrivalofanenormousyoungman,sixteenstoneofsolidboneandmuscle,whospannedthedoorwaywithhisbroadshouldersandlookedfromoneofustotheotherwithacomelyfacewhichwashaggardwithanxiety。
  "Mr。SherlockHolmes?"
  Mycompanionbowed。
  "I’vebeendowntoScotlandYard,Mr。Holmes。
  IsawInspectorStanleyHopkins。Headvisedmetocometoyou。
  Hesaidthecase,sofarashecouldsee,wasmoreinyourlinethaninthatoftheregularpolice。"
  "Praysitdownandtellmewhatisthematter。"
  "It’sawful,Mr。Holmes,simplyawful!Iwondermyhairisn’tgrey。
  GodfreyStaunton——you’veheardofhim,ofcourse?He’ssimplythehingethatthewholeteamturnson。I’drathersparetwofromthepackandhaveGodfreyformythree—quarterline。Whetherit’spassing,ortackling,ordribbling,there’snoonetotouchhim;
  andthen,he’sgottheheadandcanholdusalltogether。
  WhatamItodo?That’swhatIaskyou,Mr。Holmes。
  There’sMoorhouse,firstreserve,butheistrainedasahalf,andhealwaysedgesrightinontothescruminsteadofkeepingoutonthetouch—line。He’safineplace—kick,it’strue,but,then,hehasnojudgment,andhecan’tsprintfornuts。
  Why,MortonorJohnson,theOxfordfliers,couldromproundhim。
  Stevensonisfastenough,buthecouldn’tdropfromthetwenty—fiveline,andathree—quarterwhocan’teitherpuntordropisn’tworthaplaceforpacealone。No,Mr。Holmes,wearedoneunlessyoucanhelpmetofindGodfreyStaunton。"
  Myfriendhadlistenedwithamusedsurprisetothislongspeech,whichwaspouredforthwithextraordinaryvigourandearnestness,everypointbeingdrivenhomebytheslappingofabrawnyhanduponthespeaker’sknee。WhenourvisitorwassilentHolmesstretchedouthishandandtookdownletter"S"ofhiscommonplacebook。Foronceheduginvainintothatmineofvariedinformation。