CHAPTERI
"I’mgoinguptothevillage,"ItoldDorinda,takingmycapfromthehookbehindthedining—roomdoor。
"Whatfor?"askedDorinda,pushingmetoonesideandreachingforthedust—cloth,whichalsowasbehindthedoor。
"Oh,justforthewalk,"Ianswered,carelessly。
"Um—hm,"observedDorinda。
"Um—hm"is,Ibelieve,goodScotchfor"Yes。"Ihavereadthatitis,somewhere——inoneofBarrie’syarns,Ithink。IhadneverbeeninScotland,ormuchofanywhereelse,exceptthecityIwasbornin,andmycollegetown,andBoston——andCapeCod。"Um—hm"meantyesontheCape,too,exceptwhenDorindasaidit;thenitmightmeanalmostanything。WhenMotheraskedhertolowerthewindowshadeinthebed—roomshesaid"Um—hm"andloweredit。And,fiveminuteslater,whenLutecamein,loadedtotheguardswithexplanationsastowhyhehadforgottentocleanthefishfordinner,shesaiditagain。AndtheEquatorandtheNorthPolearenoneareralike,sofarastemperatureisconcerned,thanthosetwo"Um—hms。"Andbetweenthemshehadothers,expressingalldegreesfromfrigidtosemi—torrid。
Her"Um—hm"thistimewassomewherealongthenorthernedgeofLabrador。
"It’sagoodmorningforawalk,"Isaid。
"Um—hm,"repeatedDorinda,crossingovertoGreenland,sotospeak。
Iopenedtheoutsidedoor。Thewarmspringsunshine,pouringin,wasapleasantcontrastandmademeforget,forthemoment,theglacieratmyback。Cometothinkofit,"glacier"isn’tagoodword;glaciersmoveslowlyandthatwasn’tDorinda’sway。
"Whatareyougoingtodo?"Iasked。
"Work,"snappedDorinda,unfurlingthedustcloth。"It’sagoodmornin’forthat,too。"
Iwentout,turnedthecornerofthehouseandfoundLutesoundasleeponthewashbenchbehindthekitchen。HisfullnamewasLutherMillardFilmoreRogers,andhewasDorinda’shusbandbylaw,andtheburdenwhichProvidence,orhardluck,hadorderedhertocarrythroughthisvaleoftears。ShewasagoodMethodistandtherewasnodoubtinhermindthatProvidencewasresponsible。
Whensherosetotestifyinprayer—meetingshealwaysmentionedher"cross"andeverybodyknewthatthecrosswasLuther。Shecarriedhim,butitisnomorethanfairtosaythatshedidn’tprovidehimwithcushions。Sheneverlethimforgetthathewasasteeragepassenger。However,Lutewaswellupholsteredwithphilosophy,ofakind,and,solongashedidn’thavetoworkhispassage,washappy,evenifthevoyagewasaratherroughone。
Justnowhewassupposedtoberakingthebackyard,buttherakewasbetweenhisknees,hisheadwastippedbackagainsttheshingledwallofthekitchen,andhewassleeping,withthesunshineilluminatinghisopenmouth,"foralltheworldlikealampinapotatocellar,"ashiswifehadsaidthelasttimeshecaughthiminthisposition。Shewentontosaythatitwasapityhewouldn’tstandonhisheadwhenheslept。"ThenIcouldseeifyourskullwasashollerasIbelieveitis,"shetoldhim。
LuteheardmeasIpassedhimandwokeup。The"potatocellar"
closedwithasnapandheseizedtherakehandleswithbothhands。
"Iwastakin’asortofobservation,"heexplainedhurriedly。
"Figgerin’whetherI’dbetterbeginhereoroverbythebarn。Oh,it’syou,Roscoe,isit!Landsakes!Ithoughtfirst’twasDorindy。Whereyoubound?"
"Uptothevillage,"Isaid。
"Ain’tgoin’tothepost—office,beyou?"
"Imay;Idon’tknow。"
Lutesighed。"Iwaskindofcal’latin’togotheremyself,"heobserved,regretfully。"ThophNewcombandCap’nJedDeanandtherestofuswashavin’atalkonpoliticslastnightupthereand’twasmightyinterestin’。OldDeanhadThophprettywelloutoftheracewhenIhauledalongside,butwhenIgotintotheargument’twasdifferent。’What’sgoin’tobecomeofthelaborin’menofthiscountryifyouhavefreetrade?’Isays。Deanhadtogiveinthathedidn’tknow。’Mighthavetolettheirwivessupport’em,’
hesays,pompousasever。’Thatwouldbeacalamity,wouldn’tit,Lute?’Thatwasn’tnoanswer,ofcourse。Butyoucan’texpectsenseofaDemocrat。Ilefthimfumin’andcomeaway。I’vethoughtofalotmorequestionstoaskhimsinceandIwashopin’I
couldgetathimthismornin’。Butno!Dorindy’ssotonhavin’
thisyardraked,soIs’poseI’vegottodoit。"
Hehaddroppedtherake,butnowheleanedover,pickeditup,androsefromthewashbench。
"Is’poseI’vegottodoit,"herepeated,"unless,"hopefully,"youwantmetorunuptothevillageanddoyourerrandforyou。"
"No;Ihadn’tanyerrand。"
"Well,thenIs’poseI’dbetterstartin。Unlesstherewassomethin’elseyou’drutherI’ddoto—day。IftherewasIcoulddothisto—morrer。"
"To—morrowwouldhaveoneadvantage:therewouldbemoretorakethen。However,judgingbyDorinda’stemperthismorning,Ithink,perhaps,youhadbetterdoitto—day。"
"What’sDorindydoin’?"
"Sheisdustingthedining—room。"
"I’llbetyou!Andshedustedityesterdayandthedayafore。Doyouknow——"Lutesatdownagainonthebench——"sometimesIgetrealworriedabouther。"
"No!Doyou?"
"Yes,Ido。Ithinksheworkstoohard。Seems’sifsometimesithadkindofstrucktoherbrains——work,Imean。Shedon’tthinkofnothin’else。Nowtakethedustin’,forinstance。Dustin’sallright;Ibelieveindustin’things。ButIdon’tbelieveinwearin’
’emoutdustin’’em。Thatain’tsense,isit?"
"Itdoesn’tseemlikeit,that’safact。"
"Youbetitdon’t!Anditain’tgoodreligion,neither。Nowtake——
well,takethisyard,forinstance。WhatisitthatI’mslavin’
myselfoverthisfinemornin’?Why,rakin’thisyard!AndwhatamIrakin’?Why,deadleavesfromlastfall,andstrawsandsticksandpiecesofseaweedandsuchthathaveblowedindurin’thewinter。Andwhatblowed’emin?Why,thewind,sartin!Andwhosewindwasit?TheAlmighty’s,that’swhose!Nowthen!iftheAlmightydidn’tintendtohavedeadleavesaroundwhydidheputtreesfor’emtofalloffof?Ifhedidn’twantstrawsandseaweedandtruckaroundwhydidHesendthemeverlastin’no’theasterslastNovember?Didthatideaeverstrikeyou?"
"Idon’tknowthatiteverdid,exactlyinthatway。"
"No。Well,that’s’causeyouain’treasoneditout,sameasI
have。You’vegotthesametroublethatmostfolkshave,youdon’treasonthingsout。Now,let’slookatitstraightintheface。"
Luteletgooftherakealtogetherandusedbothhandstoillustratehispoint。"Thatfingerthere,we’llsay,isme,rakin’
andrakin’hardaseverIcan。AndthatfistthereistheAlmighty,notmeanin’anythingirreverent。Irake,sameasI’mdoin’thismornin’。Theyard’sallcleanedup。Then——zing!"
Lute’sclenchedfistsweptacrossandknockedtheoffendingfingeroutoftheway。"Zing!herecomesoneoftheAlmighty’sno’theasters,sameaswe’relikelytohaveto—morrer,andtheconsarnedyardisjustasdirtyasever。Ain’tthatso?"
Ilookedattheyard。"Itseemstobeaboutasitwas,"Iagreed,withsomesarcasm。Lutewasanimmune,sofarassarcasmwasconcerned。
"Yup,"hesaid,triumphantly。"Now,Dorindy,she’sagood,piouswoman。ShebelievesthePowersaboveordereverything。Ifthat’sso,thenain’titsacrilegioustobeallthetimeflyin’inthefaceofthemPowersbyrakin’andrakin’anddustin’anddustin’?
That’sthequestion。"
"But,accordingtothatreasoning,"Iobserved,"weshouldneitherrakenordust。Wouldn’tthatmakeoursurroundingsratheruncomfortable,afterawhile?"
"Sartin。Butwhentheygotuncomfortablethenwecouldturntoandmake’emcomfortableagain。Iain’targuin’againstwork——needfulwork,youunderstand。Ilikeit。AndIain’tthinkin’ofmyself,youknow,butaboutDorindy。Itworriesmetoseeherwearin’
herselfoutwith——withdustin’andsuch。Itain’tsenseand’tain’tgoodreligion。She’smywifeandit’smydutytothinkforherandlookoutforher。"
Hepausedandreachedintohisoverallspocketforapipe。Findingit,hereachedintoanotherpocketforthewherewithaltofillit。
"Haveyousuggestedtoherthatshe’sflyinginthefaceofProvidence?"Iasked。
Luteshookhishead。"No,"headmitted,"Iain’t。Gotanytobaccoaboutyou?Dorindyhovemyplugawayyesterday。Ileftitbackoftheclockandshefounditandwasmad——dustin’again,ofcourse。"
HetookthepouchIhandedhim,filledhispipeandabsentlyputthepouchinhispocket。
"Gotamatch?"heasked。"Thanks。No,Iain’tspoketoheraboutit,thoughit’sbeenonmymindforalongspell。Ididn’tknowbutyoumightsaysomethin’toheralongthatline,Roscoe。
’Twouldn’tsoundsopersonal,comin’fromyou。Whatdoyouthink?"
Ishookmyhead。"Dorindawouldn’tpaymuchattentiontomyideasonsuchsubjects,I’mafraid,"Ianswered。"SheknowsI’mnotaregularchurch—goer。"
Lutewasplainlydisappointed。"Well,"hesaid,withasigh,"maybeyou’reright。Shedoescal’lateyou’rekindofheathen,thoughshehopesyou’llseethelightsomeday。But,justthesame,"headded,"it’sagoodargument。Itrieditontheganguptothepost—officelastnight。Isaysto’em,saysI,’Work’sallright。Ibelieveinit。I’maworkin’man,myself。Buttoworkwhenyoudon’thavetoiswrong。TakeRosPaine,’Isays——"
"Whyshouldyoutakeme?"Iinterrupted,rathersharply。
"’Causeyou’rethebestexampleIcouldthinkof。Everybodyknowsyoudon’tdonowork。Shootin’andsailin’andfishin’ain’twork,andthat’saboutallyoudo。’TakeRos,’saysI。’Hemightbetowork。Hewasinabankuptothecityonceandheknowsthebankin’trade。Hemightbeatitnow,butwhatwouldbetheuse?’
Isays。’He’sgotenoughtoliveonandhelivesonit,’steadofkeepin’somepoorfelleroutofajob。’That’sright,too,ain’tit?"
Ididn’tansweratonce。TherewasnoreasonwhyIshouldbeirritatedbecauseLutherRogershadheldmeupasashiningexampleofthedo—nothingclasstothecrowdofhangers—oninacountrypost—office。WhatdidIcareforDenboroopinion?Sixyearsinthatgossipyvillagehadmademe,soIthought,capableofrisingabovesuchthings。
"Well,"Iaskedafteramoment,"whatdidtheysaytothat?"
"Oh,nothin’much。Theycouldn’t;Ihad’em,yousee。Someof’emlaughedandoldCap’nJedhehoveoutsomethin’aboutbirdsofafeatherstickin’upforeachother。Nosensetoit。But,asI
saidafore,whatcanyouexpectofaDemocrat?"
Iturnedonmyheelandmovedtowardthebackgate。"Ain’tgoin’,beyou?"askedLute。"Hadn’tyoubettersetdownandrestyourbreakfastaspell?"
"No,I’mgoing。Bytheway,ifyou’rethroughwiththattobaccopouchofmine,I’lltakeitoffyourhands。Imaywanttosmokebyandby。"
Lutecoollyexplainedthathehadforgottenthepouch;ithad"gonecleanoutofhishead。"However,hehandeditoverandIlefthimseatedonthewashbench,withhisheadtippedbackagainsttheshingles。Iopenedthegateandstrolledslowlyalongthepathbytheedgeofthebluff。IhadgoneperhapsahundredyardswhenI
heardashrillvoicebehindme。Turning,IsawDorindastandingbythecornerofthekitchen,dustclothinhand。Herhusbandwasrakingfordearlife。
Iwalkedon。Themorningwasabeautifulone。Besidethepath,onthelandwardside,thebayberryandbeach—plumbusheswereinbud,thegreenofthenewgrasswasshowingabovethedeadbrownoftheold,abluebirdwasswayingonthestumpofawildcherrytree,andthepinesandscruboaksofthegrovebytheShoreLanewerebright,vividsplashesofcoloragainsttheblueofthesky。Atmyrighthandtheyellowsandofthebluffbrokesharplydowntothewhitebeachandthewatersofthebay,nowbeginningtoebb。
AcrossthebaythelighthouseatCrowPointglistenedwithnewpaintandIcouldseeamovingblackspeck,whichIknewwasBenSmall,thekeeper,busywhitewashingthefencebesideit。DownonthebeachZebKendrickwasoverhaulinghisdory。Inthedistance,beyondthegrove,Icouldhearthecarpenters’hammersontheroofofthebigAtwatermansion,whichwasnowthepropertyofJamesColton,theNewYorkmillionaire,whoserumoredcomingtoDenborotolivehadfilledthecolumnsofthecountryweeklyforthreemonths。ThequahaugboatswereanchoredjustinsidethePoint;aclamdiggerwaswadingalongtheouteredgeofthesedge;alobstermanwashaulinghispotsinthechannel;eventhebluebirdonthewildcherrystumphadastrawinhisbeakandwasplainlyinthemidstofnestbuilding。Everyonehadsomethingtodoandwasdoingit——everyoneexceptLuteRogersandmyself,the"birdsofafeather。"AndevenLutewasworkingnow,undercompulsion。
Ordinarilythesightofallthisindustrywouldnothaveaffectedme。Ihadseenitallbefore,orsomethinglikeit。ThesixyearsIhadspentinDenboro,thesixeverlasting,idle,monotonousyears,hadhadtheireffect。Ihadgrownhardenedandhadcometoacceptmyfate,atfirstrebelliously,thenwithmoreofLute’speculiarkindofphilosophy。Circumstanceshaddoomedmetobeagood—for—nothing,agentlemanloaferwithouttheusualexcuse——
money——and,asitwasmydoom,Iforcedmyselftoacceptit,ifnotwithpleasure,atleastwithresignation。AndIdeterminedtogetwhateverpleasuretheremightbeinit。So,whenIsawthemajorityofthehumanrace,eachwithapurposeinlife,strugglingtoattainthatpurpose,Ipassedthembywithmygunorfishingrodonmyshoulder,andasmileonmylips。Ifmyremnantofaconsciencepresumedtoriseandreproveme,Istampeditdown。Ithadnoreasonableexcuseforrising;Iwasn’twhatIwasfromchoice。
But,somehow,onthisparticularmorning,myunreasonableconsciencewasagainaliveandkicking。Perhapsitwasthequickeninginfluenceofthespringwhichresurrectedit;perhapsLuther’squotationfromtheremarksofCaptainJedediahDeanhadstirredittorebellion。Amanmayknow,inhisheart,thatheisnogoodandstillresenthavingotherssaythatheis,particularlywhentheysaythatheandLutherRogersarebirdsofafeather。I
didn’tcareforDean’sgoodopinion;ofcourseIdidn’t!NorforthatofanyoneelseinDenboro,mymotherexcepted。ButDeanandtherestshouldkeeptheiropinionstothemselves,confoundthem!
Thepathfromourhouse——thelattereveryDenboronativespokeofasthe"PainePlace"——woundalongtheedgeofthebluffforperhapsthreehundredyards,thenturnedsharplythroughthegroveofscruboaksandpitchpinesandemergedontheShoreLane。TheShoreLanewasnotapublicroad,inthestrictestsenseoftheterm。Itwasreallyapartofmylandand,leading,asitdid,fromtheLowerRoadtothebeach,wasusedasapublicroadmerelybecausemotherandIpermittedittobe。Ithadbeensoused,bysufferanceoftheformerowner,foryears,andwhenwecameintopossessionofthepropertywedidnotinterferewiththecustom。Landalongtheshorewasworthpreciouslittleatthattimeand,besides,itwaspleasant,ratherthandisagreeable,tohearthefishcartsgoingouttotheweirs,andthewagonscomingtothebeachforseaweed,or,filledwithpicnicparties,rattlingdowntheLane。Wecouldnotseethemfromthehouseuntiltheyhadpassedthegroveandemergeduponthebeach,buteventhenoiseofthemwaswelcome。
ThePainePlacewasagoodhalf—milefromtheLowerRoadandtherewerefewneighbors;therefore,especiallyinthewintermonths,anysoundsofsocietywerecomforting。
Istrodethroughthegrove,kickingthedeadbranchesoutofmyway,formymindwasstillbusywithLutherandCaptainDean。AsI
cameoutintotheLaneIlookedacrossattheAtwatermansion,nowthepropertyofthegreatandonlyColton,"BigJim"Colton,whosedealsandcornersinWallStreetsuppliedsomanyandsuchvariedsensationsforthefinancialpagesofthecitypapers,justasthoseofhiswifeandfamilysuppliednewsforthesocietycolumns;
Ilookedacross,Isay,andthenIstoppedshorttotakealongerlook。
Icouldseethecarpenters,whosehammersIhadheard,atworkupontheroofofthebarn,nowdestinedtododoubledutyasastableandgarage。They,andthepaintersandplumbers,hadbeenbusyonthepremisesformonths。Theestablishmenthadbeenabigone,evenwhenMajorAtwaterownedit,butthenewownershadtorndownandaddedandrebuiltuntilthehouseloomeduplikeapalaceoraNewportvilla。ANewportvillainDenboro!WhyonearthanyoneshoulddeliberatelychooseDenboroasaplacetoliveinIcouldn’tunderstand;butwhyamillionaire,withallcreationtoselectfrom,shouldbuildaNewportvillaonthebluffoverlookingDenboroBaywasbeyondcomprehension。ThereasongivenintheCapeCodItemwasthatMrs。Coltonwas"indebilitatedhealth,"whateverthatis,andhadbeencommandedbyherdoctorstoseekseaairandseclusionandrest。Well,therewasseaairandrest,nottomentionseclusionorsandandmosquitoes,forasquaremileaboutthenewvilla,andnooneknewthatbetterthanI,condemnedtolivewithinthesquare。ButifMrs。Coltonhaddeliberatelychosenthespot,withmaliceaforethought,theplaceforherwasahomeforthefeebleminded。Atleast,thatwasmyopiniononthatparticularmorning。
Itwasnotthecarpenterswhocausedmetopauseinmywalkandlookacrossthelaneandoverthestonewallatmynewneighbor’sresidence。Whatcaughtmyattentionwasthattheplacelookedtobeinhabited。Thewindowswereopen——fiftyorsoofthem——smokewasissuingfromoneofthesixchimneys;amaidinawhitecapandapronwasstandingbytheservants’entrance。Yes,andatall,bulkymanwithayachtingcaponthebackofhisheadandacigarinhismouthwastalkingwithAsaPeters,thebosscarpenter,bythebigdoorofthebarn。
Ihadnotbeenuptothevillagefortwodays,havingbeenemployedatourboat—houseonthebeachbelowthehouse,gettingmymotordoryintocommissionforthesummer。ButnowIrememberedthatLutehadsaidsomethingabouttheColtonsbeingexpected,orhavingarrived,andthatheseemedmuchexcitedoverit。Hewouldhavesaidmore,butDorindahadpouncedonhimandsenthimouttoshutupthechickens,whichgavehimtheexcusetoplaytruantandtakehisevening’striptothepost—office。ItwasplainthattheColtonsHADarrived。Verylikelythestoutmanwiththeyachtingcapwasthemighty"BigJim"himself。Well,Ididn’tenvyhiminhispresentsituation。Hehadmypity,ifanything。
PossiblythefactthatIcouldpitysomeoneotherthanmyselfhelpedtoraisemyspirits。AtanyrateImanagedtoshakeoffalittleofmygloomandtrampedonuptheLane,feelingmorelikeahumanbeingandlesslikeayellowdog。LessasIshouldimagineayellowdogoughttofeel,Imean,for,asamatteroffact,mostyellowdogsofmyacquaintanceseemtobeashappyastheirbrownorwhiteorblackrelatives。IwalkeduptheLane,turnedintotheLowerRoad,andheadedforthevillage。Thedaywasagorgeousone,theairbracingasatonic,andmythirtiethbirthdaywasnotyetsofarasternastobelostinthefog。Afterall,thereweresomeconsolationsinbeingaliveandinastateofhealthnot"debilitated。"Ibegantowhistle。
AquarterofamilefromthejunctionoftheShoreLane,ontheLowerRoad,wasawillow—shadedspot,wherethebrookwhichirrigatedElnathanMullet’scranberryswampranunderasmallwoodenbridge。ItwastherethatIfirstheardthehornand,turning,sawtheautomobilecomingfrombehindme。Itwasapproachingataspeedof,Ishouldsay,thirtymilesanhour,andIjumpedtotherailofthebridgetoletitpass。AutoswerenotascommonontheCapethenastheyhavebecomesince。Nowtheaveragepedestrianofcommon—sensejumpsfirstandlooksafterwards。
However,Ijumpedintime,andstoodstilltowatchthecarasitwentby。Butitdidnotgoby——notthen。Itsspeedslackenedasitapproachedanditcametoahaltonthebridgebesideme。Abigcar;anaristocraticcar;amachineofpompandpriceandpolish,suchasDenborosawbutseldom。Itcontainedthreepersons——acappedandgoggledchauffeuronthefrontseat,andayoungfellowandagirlinthetonneau。Theyattractedmyattentioninjustthatorder——firstthechauffeur,thentheyoungfellow,and,lastofall,thegirl。
Itwasthechauffeurwhohailedme。Heleanedacrosstheupholsterybesidehimand,stillholdingthewheel,said:
"Say,Bill,what’sthequickestwaytogettoBayport?"
Nowmynamedoesn’thappentobeBillandjustthenIobjectedtothere—christening。AtanothertimeImighthaveappreciatedthejokeandgivenhimtheinformationwithoutcomment。ButthismorningIdidn’tfeellikejoking。Mydissatisfactionwiththeworldingeneralincludedautomobilistswhomadecommonfolksgetoutoftheirway,andIwasresentful。
"Ishouldsaythatyouhadpickedaboutasquickawayasany,"I
answered。
Thechauffeurdidn’tseemtograspthetrueinwardnessofthisbrilliantbit。
"Aw,what——"hestammered。"Say,what——lookhere,Iaskedyou——"
Thentheyoungmaninthetonneautookchargeoftheconversation。
Hewasaveryyoungman,withblondhairandasilkymustache,andhisclothesfittedhimasclotheshavenorighttofit——onCapeCod。
"That’lldo,Oscar,"heordered。Then,turningtome,hesaid:
"Seehere,myman,wewanttogotoBayport。"
Iwasnothisman,andwouldn’thavebeenforsomething。Thechauffeurhadirritatedme,butheirritatedmemore。Ididn’tlikehim,hislooks,hisclothes,and,particularly,hismanner。
Therefore,becauseIdidn’tfeellikeanswering,Ishowedmyindependencebyremainingsilent。
"What’sthematter?"hedemanded,impatiently。"Areyoudeaf?I
saywewanttogotoBayport。"
AnewspaperjokewhichIhadrecentlyreadcametomymind。"Verywell,"Isaid,"youhavemypermission。"
Itwasarudethingtosay,andnotevenoriginal。Idon’tattempttoexcuseit。Infact,IwassorryassoonasIhadsaidit。Ithaditseffect。Theyoungmanturnedred。Thenhelaughedaloud。
"Well,byJove!"heexclaimed。"Whathavewehere?Ahumorist,I
dobelieve!Mabel,we’vediscoveredagenuine,ruralhumorist。
AnotherDavidHarum,byJove!Lookathim!"
Thegirlinthetonneausweptasideherveilandlooked,asdirected。AndIlookedather。ThefacethatIsawwassweetandrefinedanddelicate,abeautifulyoungface,thefaceofalady,bornandbred。AllthisIsawandrealizedataglance;butwhatI
wasmostconsciousofatthetimewasthelookinthedarkeyesastheysurveyedmefromheadtofoot。Indifferencewasthere,andcontemptuousamusement;shedidn’tevencondescendtosmile,muchlessspeak。Underthatlookmyself—importanceshrankuntiltheyellowdogwithwhichIhadcomparedmyselfloomedaslargeasanelephant。Shemighthavelookedthatwayatsomecuriousandratherridiculousbug,justbeforecallingaservanttosteponit。
Theyoungmanlaughedagain。"Isn’titawonder,Mabel?"heasked。
"Thenativewitonhisnativeheath!Reuben——pardonme,yournameisReuben,isn’tit?——nowthatyou’vehadyourlittlejoke,wouldyoucondescendtotellustheroadwhichweshouldtaketoreachBayportintheshortesttime?Wouldyouobligeustothatextent?"
Theyoungladysmiledatthis。"Victor,"shesaid,"howidioticyouare!"
Iagreedwithher。Idiotwasoneoftheterms,themildest,whichIshouldhaveappliedtothatyoungman。IwantedverymuchtoremovehimfromthatcarbywhatLutewouldcallthescruffoftheneck。Butmostofall,justthen,Iwantedtobealone,toseethelastoftheautoanditsoccupants。
"Firstturntotheright,secondtotheleft,"Isaid,sullenly。
"Thankyou,Reuben,"vouchsafedtheyoungman。"Here’shopingthatyourvegetablesarefresherthanyourjokes。Goahead,Oscar。"
Thechauffeurthrewintheclutchandthecarbuzzeduptheroad,turningthecorneratfullspeed。Therewasalooseboardprojectingfromthebridgejustundermyfeet。Asamember——thoughaninactiveone——oftheVillageImprovementSocietyIshouldhavetroddenitbackintoplace。Ididn’t;Ikickeditintothebrook。
ThenIwalkedon。Buttheremainderofmymarchwasasilentone,withoutmusic。Ididnotwhistle。