CHAPTERI
  "I’mgoinguptothevillage,"ItoldDorinda,takingmycapfromthehookbehindthedining—roomdoor。
  "Whatfor?"askedDorinda,pushingmetoonesideandreachingforthedust—cloth,whichalsowasbehindthedoor。
  "Oh,justforthewalk,"Ianswered,carelessly。
  "Um—hm,"observedDorinda。
  "Um—hm"is,Ibelieve,goodScotchfor"Yes。"Ihavereadthatitis,somewhere——inoneofBarrie’syarns,Ithink。IhadneverbeeninScotland,ormuchofanywhereelse,exceptthecityIwasbornin,andmycollegetown,andBoston——andCapeCod。"Um—hm"meantyesontheCape,too,exceptwhenDorindasaidit;thenitmightmeanalmostanything。WhenMotheraskedhertolowerthewindowshadeinthebed—roomshesaid"Um—hm"andloweredit。And,fiveminuteslater,whenLutecamein,loadedtotheguardswithexplanationsastowhyhehadforgottentocleanthefishfordinner,shesaiditagain。AndtheEquatorandtheNorthPolearenoneareralike,sofarastemperatureisconcerned,thanthosetwo"Um—hms。"Andbetweenthemshehadothers,expressingalldegreesfromfrigidtosemi—torrid。
  Her"Um—hm"thistimewassomewherealongthenorthernedgeofLabrador。
  "It’sagoodmorningforawalk,"Isaid。
  "Um—hm,"repeatedDorinda,crossingovertoGreenland,sotospeak。
  Iopenedtheoutsidedoor。Thewarmspringsunshine,pouringin,wasapleasantcontrastandmademeforget,forthemoment,theglacieratmyback。Cometothinkofit,"glacier"isn’tagoodword;glaciersmoveslowlyandthatwasn’tDorinda’sway。
  "Whatareyougoingtodo?"Iasked。
  "Work,"snappedDorinda,unfurlingthedustcloth。"It’sagoodmornin’forthat,too。"
  Iwentout,turnedthecornerofthehouseandfoundLutesoundasleeponthewashbenchbehindthekitchen。HisfullnamewasLutherMillardFilmoreRogers,andhewasDorinda’shusbandbylaw,andtheburdenwhichProvidence,orhardluck,hadorderedhertocarrythroughthisvaleoftears。ShewasagoodMethodistandtherewasnodoubtinhermindthatProvidencewasresponsible。
  Whensherosetotestifyinprayer—meetingshealwaysmentionedher"cross"andeverybodyknewthatthecrosswasLuther。Shecarriedhim,butitisnomorethanfairtosaythatshedidn’tprovidehimwithcushions。Sheneverlethimforgetthathewasasteeragepassenger。However,Lutewaswellupholsteredwithphilosophy,ofakind,and,solongashedidn’thavetoworkhispassage,washappy,evenifthevoyagewasaratherroughone。
  Justnowhewassupposedtoberakingthebackyard,buttherakewasbetweenhisknees,hisheadwastippedbackagainsttheshingledwallofthekitchen,andhewassleeping,withthesunshineilluminatinghisopenmouth,"foralltheworldlikealampinapotatocellar,"ashiswifehadsaidthelasttimeshecaughthiminthisposition。Shewentontosaythatitwasapityhewouldn’tstandonhisheadwhenheslept。"ThenIcouldseeifyourskullwasashollerasIbelieveitis,"shetoldhim。
  LuteheardmeasIpassedhimandwokeup。The"potatocellar"
  closedwithasnapandheseizedtherakehandleswithbothhands。
  "Iwastakin’asortofobservation,"heexplainedhurriedly。
  "Figgerin’whetherI’dbetterbeginhereoroverbythebarn。Oh,it’syou,Roscoe,isit!Landsakes!Ithoughtfirst’twasDorindy。Whereyoubound?"
  "Uptothevillage,"Isaid。
  "Ain’tgoin’tothepost—office,beyou?"
  "Imay;Idon’tknow。"
  Lutesighed。"Iwaskindofcal’latin’togotheremyself,"heobserved,regretfully。"ThophNewcombandCap’nJedDeanandtherestofuswashavin’atalkonpoliticslastnightupthereand’twasmightyinterestin’。OldDeanhadThophprettywelloutoftheracewhenIhauledalongside,butwhenIgotintotheargument’twasdifferent。’What’sgoin’tobecomeofthelaborin’menofthiscountryifyouhavefreetrade?’Isays。Deanhadtogiveinthathedidn’tknow。’Mighthavetolettheirwivessupport’em,’
  hesays,pompousasever。’Thatwouldbeacalamity,wouldn’tit,Lute?’Thatwasn’tnoanswer,ofcourse。Butyoucan’texpectsenseofaDemocrat。Ilefthimfumin’andcomeaway。I’vethoughtofalotmorequestionstoaskhimsinceandIwashopin’I
  couldgetathimthismornin’。Butno!Dorindy’ssotonhavin’
  thisyardraked,soIs’poseI’vegottodoit。"
  Hehaddroppedtherake,butnowheleanedover,pickeditup,androsefromthewashbench。
  "Is’poseI’vegottodoit,"herepeated,"unless,"hopefully,"youwantmetorunuptothevillageanddoyourerrandforyou。"
  "No;Ihadn’tanyerrand。"
  "Well,thenIs’poseI’dbetterstartin。Unlesstherewassomethin’elseyou’drutherI’ddoto—day。IftherewasIcoulddothisto—morrer。"
  "To—morrowwouldhaveoneadvantage:therewouldbemoretorakethen。However,judgingbyDorinda’stemperthismorning,Ithink,perhaps,youhadbetterdoitto—day。"
  "What’sDorindydoin’?"
  "Sheisdustingthedining—room。"
  "I’llbetyou!Andshedustedityesterdayandthedayafore。Doyouknow——"Lutesatdownagainonthebench——"sometimesIgetrealworriedabouther。"
  "No!Doyou?"
  "Yes,Ido。Ithinksheworkstoohard。Seems’sifsometimesithadkindofstrucktoherbrains——work,Imean。Shedon’tthinkofnothin’else。Nowtakethedustin’,forinstance。Dustin’sallright;Ibelieveindustin’things。ButIdon’tbelieveinwearin’
  ’emoutdustin’’em。Thatain’tsense,isit?"
  "Itdoesn’tseemlikeit,that’safact。"
  "Youbetitdon’t!Anditain’tgoodreligion,neither。Nowtake——
  well,takethisyard,forinstance。WhatisitthatI’mslavin’
  myselfoverthisfinemornin’?Why,rakin’thisyard!AndwhatamIrakin’?Why,deadleavesfromlastfall,andstrawsandsticksandpiecesofseaweedandsuchthathaveblowedindurin’thewinter。Andwhatblowed’emin?Why,thewind,sartin!Andwhosewindwasit?TheAlmighty’s,that’swhose!Nowthen!iftheAlmightydidn’tintendtohavedeadleavesaroundwhydidheputtreesfor’emtofalloffof?Ifhedidn’twantstrawsandseaweedandtruckaroundwhydidHesendthemeverlastin’no’theasterslastNovember?Didthatideaeverstrikeyou?"
  "Idon’tknowthatiteverdid,exactlyinthatway。"
  "No。Well,that’s’causeyouain’treasoneditout,sameasI
  have。You’vegotthesametroublethatmostfolkshave,youdon’treasonthingsout。Now,let’slookatitstraightintheface。"
  Luteletgooftherakealtogetherandusedbothhandstoillustratehispoint。"Thatfingerthere,we’llsay,isme,rakin’
  andrakin’hardaseverIcan。AndthatfistthereistheAlmighty,notmeanin’anythingirreverent。Irake,sameasI’mdoin’thismornin’。Theyard’sallcleanedup。Then——zing!"
  Lute’sclenchedfistsweptacrossandknockedtheoffendingfingeroutoftheway。"Zing!herecomesoneoftheAlmighty’sno’theasters,sameaswe’relikelytohaveto—morrer,andtheconsarnedyardisjustasdirtyasever。Ain’tthatso?"
  Ilookedattheyard。"Itseemstobeaboutasitwas,"Iagreed,withsomesarcasm。Lutewasanimmune,sofarassarcasmwasconcerned。
  "Yup,"hesaid,triumphantly。"Now,Dorindy,she’sagood,piouswoman。ShebelievesthePowersaboveordereverything。Ifthat’sso,thenain’titsacrilegioustobeallthetimeflyin’inthefaceofthemPowersbyrakin’andrakin’anddustin’anddustin’?
  That’sthequestion。"
  "But,accordingtothatreasoning,"Iobserved,"weshouldneitherrakenordust。Wouldn’tthatmakeoursurroundingsratheruncomfortable,afterawhile?"
  "Sartin。Butwhentheygotuncomfortablethenwecouldturntoandmake’emcomfortableagain。Iain’targuin’againstwork——needfulwork,youunderstand。Ilikeit。AndIain’tthinkin’ofmyself,youknow,butaboutDorindy。Itworriesmetoseeherwearin’
  herselfoutwith——withdustin’andsuch。Itain’tsenseand’tain’tgoodreligion。She’smywifeandit’smydutytothinkforherandlookoutforher。"
  Hepausedandreachedintohisoverallspocketforapipe。Findingit,hereachedintoanotherpocketforthewherewithaltofillit。
  "Haveyousuggestedtoherthatshe’sflyinginthefaceofProvidence?"Iasked。
  Luteshookhishead。"No,"headmitted,"Iain’t。Gotanytobaccoaboutyou?Dorindyhovemyplugawayyesterday。Ileftitbackoftheclockandshefounditandwasmad——dustin’again,ofcourse。"
  HetookthepouchIhandedhim,filledhispipeandabsentlyputthepouchinhispocket。
  "Gotamatch?"heasked。"Thanks。No,Iain’tspoketoheraboutit,thoughit’sbeenonmymindforalongspell。Ididn’tknowbutyoumightsaysomethin’toheralongthatline,Roscoe。
  ’Twouldn’tsoundsopersonal,comin’fromyou。Whatdoyouthink?"
  Ishookmyhead。"Dorindawouldn’tpaymuchattentiontomyideasonsuchsubjects,I’mafraid,"Ianswered。"SheknowsI’mnotaregularchurch—goer。"
  Lutewasplainlydisappointed。"Well,"hesaid,withasigh,"maybeyou’reright。Shedoescal’lateyou’rekindofheathen,thoughshehopesyou’llseethelightsomeday。But,justthesame,"headded,"it’sagoodargument。Itrieditontheganguptothepost—officelastnight。Isaysto’em,saysI,’Work’sallright。Ibelieveinit。I’maworkin’man,myself。Buttoworkwhenyoudon’thavetoiswrong。TakeRosPaine,’Isays——"
  "Whyshouldyoutakeme?"Iinterrupted,rathersharply。
  "’Causeyou’rethebestexampleIcouldthinkof。Everybodyknowsyoudon’tdonowork。Shootin’andsailin’andfishin’ain’twork,andthat’saboutallyoudo。’TakeRos,’saysI。’Hemightbetowork。Hewasinabankuptothecityonceandheknowsthebankin’trade。Hemightbeatitnow,butwhatwouldbetheuse?’
  Isays。’He’sgotenoughtoliveonandhelivesonit,’steadofkeepin’somepoorfelleroutofajob。’That’sright,too,ain’tit?"
  Ididn’tansweratonce。TherewasnoreasonwhyIshouldbeirritatedbecauseLutherRogershadheldmeupasashiningexampleofthedo—nothingclasstothecrowdofhangers—oninacountrypost—office。WhatdidIcareforDenboroopinion?Sixyearsinthatgossipyvillagehadmademe,soIthought,capableofrisingabovesuchthings。
  "Well,"Iaskedafteramoment,"whatdidtheysaytothat?"
  "Oh,nothin’much。Theycouldn’t;Ihad’em,yousee。Someof’emlaughedandoldCap’nJedhehoveoutsomethin’aboutbirdsofafeatherstickin’upforeachother。Nosensetoit。But,asI
  saidafore,whatcanyouexpectofaDemocrat?"
  Iturnedonmyheelandmovedtowardthebackgate。"Ain’tgoin’,beyou?"askedLute。"Hadn’tyoubettersetdownandrestyourbreakfastaspell?"
  "No,I’mgoing。Bytheway,ifyou’rethroughwiththattobaccopouchofmine,I’lltakeitoffyourhands。Imaywanttosmokebyandby。"
  Lutecoollyexplainedthathehadforgottenthepouch;ithad"gonecleanoutofhishead。"However,hehandeditoverandIlefthimseatedonthewashbench,withhisheadtippedbackagainsttheshingles。Iopenedthegateandstrolledslowlyalongthepathbytheedgeofthebluff。IhadgoneperhapsahundredyardswhenI
  heardashrillvoicebehindme。Turning,IsawDorindastandingbythecornerofthekitchen,dustclothinhand。Herhusbandwasrakingfordearlife。
  Iwalkedon。Themorningwasabeautifulone。Besidethepath,onthelandwardside,thebayberryandbeach—plumbusheswereinbud,thegreenofthenewgrasswasshowingabovethedeadbrownoftheold,abluebirdwasswayingonthestumpofawildcherrytree,andthepinesandscruboaksofthegrovebytheShoreLanewerebright,vividsplashesofcoloragainsttheblueofthesky。Atmyrighthandtheyellowsandofthebluffbrokesharplydowntothewhitebeachandthewatersofthebay,nowbeginningtoebb。
  AcrossthebaythelighthouseatCrowPointglistenedwithnewpaintandIcouldseeamovingblackspeck,whichIknewwasBenSmall,thekeeper,busywhitewashingthefencebesideit。DownonthebeachZebKendrickwasoverhaulinghisdory。Inthedistance,beyondthegrove,Icouldhearthecarpenters’hammersontheroofofthebigAtwatermansion,whichwasnowthepropertyofJamesColton,theNewYorkmillionaire,whoserumoredcomingtoDenborotolivehadfilledthecolumnsofthecountryweeklyforthreemonths。ThequahaugboatswereanchoredjustinsidethePoint;aclamdiggerwaswadingalongtheouteredgeofthesedge;alobstermanwashaulinghispotsinthechannel;eventhebluebirdonthewildcherrystumphadastrawinhisbeakandwasplainlyinthemidstofnestbuilding。Everyonehadsomethingtodoandwasdoingit——everyoneexceptLuteRogersandmyself,the"birdsofafeather。"AndevenLutewasworkingnow,undercompulsion。
  Ordinarilythesightofallthisindustrywouldnothaveaffectedme。Ihadseenitallbefore,orsomethinglikeit。ThesixyearsIhadspentinDenboro,thesixeverlasting,idle,monotonousyears,hadhadtheireffect。Ihadgrownhardenedandhadcometoacceptmyfate,atfirstrebelliously,thenwithmoreofLute’speculiarkindofphilosophy。Circumstanceshaddoomedmetobeagood—for—nothing,agentlemanloaferwithouttheusualexcuse——
  money——and,asitwasmydoom,Iforcedmyselftoacceptit,ifnotwithpleasure,atleastwithresignation。AndIdeterminedtogetwhateverpleasuretheremightbeinit。So,whenIsawthemajorityofthehumanrace,eachwithapurposeinlife,strugglingtoattainthatpurpose,Ipassedthembywithmygunorfishingrodonmyshoulder,andasmileonmylips。Ifmyremnantofaconsciencepresumedtoriseandreproveme,Istampeditdown。Ithadnoreasonableexcuseforrising;Iwasn’twhatIwasfromchoice。
  But,somehow,onthisparticularmorning,myunreasonableconsciencewasagainaliveandkicking。Perhapsitwasthequickeninginfluenceofthespringwhichresurrectedit;perhapsLuther’squotationfromtheremarksofCaptainJedediahDeanhadstirredittorebellion。Amanmayknow,inhisheart,thatheisnogoodandstillresenthavingotherssaythatheis,particularlywhentheysaythatheandLutherRogersarebirdsofafeather。I
  didn’tcareforDean’sgoodopinion;ofcourseIdidn’t!NorforthatofanyoneelseinDenboro,mymotherexcepted。ButDeanandtherestshouldkeeptheiropinionstothemselves,confoundthem!
  Thepathfromourhouse——thelattereveryDenboronativespokeofasthe"PainePlace"——woundalongtheedgeofthebluffforperhapsthreehundredyards,thenturnedsharplythroughthegroveofscruboaksandpitchpinesandemergedontheShoreLane。TheShoreLanewasnotapublicroad,inthestrictestsenseoftheterm。Itwasreallyapartofmylandand,leading,asitdid,fromtheLowerRoadtothebeach,wasusedasapublicroadmerelybecausemotherandIpermittedittobe。Ithadbeensoused,bysufferanceoftheformerowner,foryears,andwhenwecameintopossessionofthepropertywedidnotinterferewiththecustom。Landalongtheshorewasworthpreciouslittleatthattimeand,besides,itwaspleasant,ratherthandisagreeable,tohearthefishcartsgoingouttotheweirs,andthewagonscomingtothebeachforseaweed,or,filledwithpicnicparties,rattlingdowntheLane。Wecouldnotseethemfromthehouseuntiltheyhadpassedthegroveandemergeduponthebeach,buteventhenoiseofthemwaswelcome。
  ThePainePlacewasagoodhalf—milefromtheLowerRoadandtherewerefewneighbors;therefore,especiallyinthewintermonths,anysoundsofsocietywerecomforting。
  Istrodethroughthegrove,kickingthedeadbranchesoutofmyway,formymindwasstillbusywithLutherandCaptainDean。AsI
  cameoutintotheLaneIlookedacrossattheAtwatermansion,nowthepropertyofthegreatandonlyColton,"BigJim"Colton,whosedealsandcornersinWallStreetsuppliedsomanyandsuchvariedsensationsforthefinancialpagesofthecitypapers,justasthoseofhiswifeandfamilysuppliednewsforthesocietycolumns;
  Ilookedacross,Isay,andthenIstoppedshorttotakealongerlook。
  Icouldseethecarpenters,whosehammersIhadheard,atworkupontheroofofthebarn,nowdestinedtododoubledutyasastableandgarage。They,andthepaintersandplumbers,hadbeenbusyonthepremisesformonths。Theestablishmenthadbeenabigone,evenwhenMajorAtwaterownedit,butthenewownershadtorndownandaddedandrebuiltuntilthehouseloomeduplikeapalaceoraNewportvilla。ANewportvillainDenboro!WhyonearthanyoneshoulddeliberatelychooseDenboroasaplacetoliveinIcouldn’tunderstand;butwhyamillionaire,withallcreationtoselectfrom,shouldbuildaNewportvillaonthebluffoverlookingDenboroBaywasbeyondcomprehension。ThereasongivenintheCapeCodItemwasthatMrs。Coltonwas"indebilitatedhealth,"whateverthatis,andhadbeencommandedbyherdoctorstoseekseaairandseclusionandrest。Well,therewasseaairandrest,nottomentionseclusionorsandandmosquitoes,forasquaremileaboutthenewvilla,andnooneknewthatbetterthanI,condemnedtolivewithinthesquare。ButifMrs。Coltonhaddeliberatelychosenthespot,withmaliceaforethought,theplaceforherwasahomeforthefeebleminded。Atleast,thatwasmyopiniononthatparticularmorning。
  Itwasnotthecarpenterswhocausedmetopauseinmywalkandlookacrossthelaneandoverthestonewallatmynewneighbor’sresidence。Whatcaughtmyattentionwasthattheplacelookedtobeinhabited。Thewindowswereopen——fiftyorsoofthem——smokewasissuingfromoneofthesixchimneys;amaidinawhitecapandapronwasstandingbytheservants’entrance。Yes,andatall,bulkymanwithayachtingcaponthebackofhisheadandacigarinhismouthwastalkingwithAsaPeters,thebosscarpenter,bythebigdoorofthebarn。
  Ihadnotbeenuptothevillagefortwodays,havingbeenemployedatourboat—houseonthebeachbelowthehouse,gettingmymotordoryintocommissionforthesummer。ButnowIrememberedthatLutehadsaidsomethingabouttheColtonsbeingexpected,orhavingarrived,andthatheseemedmuchexcitedoverit。Hewouldhavesaidmore,butDorindahadpouncedonhimandsenthimouttoshutupthechickens,whichgavehimtheexcusetoplaytruantandtakehisevening’striptothepost—office。ItwasplainthattheColtonsHADarrived。Verylikelythestoutmanwiththeyachtingcapwasthemighty"BigJim"himself。Well,Ididn’tenvyhiminhispresentsituation。Hehadmypity,ifanything。
  PossiblythefactthatIcouldpitysomeoneotherthanmyselfhelpedtoraisemyspirits。AtanyrateImanagedtoshakeoffalittleofmygloomandtrampedonuptheLane,feelingmorelikeahumanbeingandlesslikeayellowdog。LessasIshouldimagineayellowdogoughttofeel,Imean,for,asamatteroffact,mostyellowdogsofmyacquaintanceseemtobeashappyastheirbrownorwhiteorblackrelatives。IwalkeduptheLane,turnedintotheLowerRoad,andheadedforthevillage。Thedaywasagorgeousone,theairbracingasatonic,andmythirtiethbirthdaywasnotyetsofarasternastobelostinthefog。Afterall,thereweresomeconsolationsinbeingaliveandinastateofhealthnot"debilitated。"Ibegantowhistle。
  AquarterofamilefromthejunctionoftheShoreLane,ontheLowerRoad,wasawillow—shadedspot,wherethebrookwhichirrigatedElnathanMullet’scranberryswampranunderasmallwoodenbridge。ItwastherethatIfirstheardthehornand,turning,sawtheautomobilecomingfrombehindme。Itwasapproachingataspeedof,Ishouldsay,thirtymilesanhour,andIjumpedtotherailofthebridgetoletitpass。AutoswerenotascommonontheCapethenastheyhavebecomesince。Nowtheaveragepedestrianofcommon—sensejumpsfirstandlooksafterwards。
  However,Ijumpedintime,andstoodstilltowatchthecarasitwentby。Butitdidnotgoby——notthen。Itsspeedslackenedasitapproachedanditcametoahaltonthebridgebesideme。Abigcar;anaristocraticcar;amachineofpompandpriceandpolish,suchasDenborosawbutseldom。Itcontainedthreepersons——acappedandgoggledchauffeuronthefrontseat,andayoungfellowandagirlinthetonneau。Theyattractedmyattentioninjustthatorder——firstthechauffeur,thentheyoungfellow,and,lastofall,thegirl。
  Itwasthechauffeurwhohailedme。Heleanedacrosstheupholsterybesidehimand,stillholdingthewheel,said:
  "Say,Bill,what’sthequickestwaytogettoBayport?"
  Nowmynamedoesn’thappentobeBillandjustthenIobjectedtothere—christening。AtanothertimeImighthaveappreciatedthejokeandgivenhimtheinformationwithoutcomment。ButthismorningIdidn’tfeellikejoking。Mydissatisfactionwiththeworldingeneralincludedautomobilistswhomadecommonfolksgetoutoftheirway,andIwasresentful。
  "Ishouldsaythatyouhadpickedaboutasquickawayasany,"I
  answered。
  Thechauffeurdidn’tseemtograspthetrueinwardnessofthisbrilliantbit。
  "Aw,what——"hestammered。"Say,what——lookhere,Iaskedyou——"
  Thentheyoungmaninthetonneautookchargeoftheconversation。
  Hewasaveryyoungman,withblondhairandasilkymustache,andhisclothesfittedhimasclotheshavenorighttofit——onCapeCod。
  "That’lldo,Oscar,"heordered。Then,turningtome,hesaid:
  "Seehere,myman,wewanttogotoBayport。"
  Iwasnothisman,andwouldn’thavebeenforsomething。Thechauffeurhadirritatedme,butheirritatedmemore。Ididn’tlikehim,hislooks,hisclothes,and,particularly,hismanner。
  Therefore,becauseIdidn’tfeellikeanswering,Ishowedmyindependencebyremainingsilent。
  "What’sthematter?"hedemanded,impatiently。"Areyoudeaf?I
  saywewanttogotoBayport。"
  AnewspaperjokewhichIhadrecentlyreadcametomymind。"Verywell,"Isaid,"youhavemypermission。"
  Itwasarudethingtosay,andnotevenoriginal。Idon’tattempttoexcuseit。Infact,IwassorryassoonasIhadsaidit。Ithaditseffect。Theyoungmanturnedred。Thenhelaughedaloud。
  "Well,byJove!"heexclaimed。"Whathavewehere?Ahumorist,I
  dobelieve!Mabel,we’vediscoveredagenuine,ruralhumorist。
  AnotherDavidHarum,byJove!Lookathim!"
  Thegirlinthetonneausweptasideherveilandlooked,asdirected。AndIlookedather。ThefacethatIsawwassweetandrefinedanddelicate,abeautifulyoungface,thefaceofalady,bornandbred。AllthisIsawandrealizedataglance;butwhatI
  wasmostconsciousofatthetimewasthelookinthedarkeyesastheysurveyedmefromheadtofoot。Indifferencewasthere,andcontemptuousamusement;shedidn’tevencondescendtosmile,muchlessspeak。Underthatlookmyself—importanceshrankuntiltheyellowdogwithwhichIhadcomparedmyselfloomedaslargeasanelephant。Shemighthavelookedthatwayatsomecuriousandratherridiculousbug,justbeforecallingaservanttosteponit。
  Theyoungmanlaughedagain。"Isn’titawonder,Mabel?"heasked。
  "Thenativewitonhisnativeheath!Reuben——pardonme,yournameisReuben,isn’tit?——nowthatyou’vehadyourlittlejoke,wouldyoucondescendtotellustheroadwhichweshouldtaketoreachBayportintheshortesttime?Wouldyouobligeustothatextent?"
  Theyoungladysmiledatthis。"Victor,"shesaid,"howidioticyouare!"
  Iagreedwithher。Idiotwasoneoftheterms,themildest,whichIshouldhaveappliedtothatyoungman。IwantedverymuchtoremovehimfromthatcarbywhatLutewouldcallthescruffoftheneck。Butmostofall,justthen,Iwantedtobealone,toseethelastoftheautoanditsoccupants。
  "Firstturntotheright,secondtotheleft,"Isaid,sullenly。
  "Thankyou,Reuben,"vouchsafedtheyoungman。"Here’shopingthatyourvegetablesarefresherthanyourjokes。Goahead,Oscar。"
  Thechauffeurthrewintheclutchandthecarbuzzeduptheroad,turningthecorneratfullspeed。Therewasalooseboardprojectingfromthebridgejustundermyfeet。Asamember——thoughaninactiveone——oftheVillageImprovementSocietyIshouldhavetroddenitbackintoplace。Ididn’t;Ikickeditintothebrook。
  ThenIwalkedon。Buttheremainderofmymarchwasasilentone,withoutmusic。Ididnotwhistle。