"Tellhimtocallatmyhousenexttimeyouseehim。Andforheaven’ssaketellhimtocometotheservants’door。Don’tyoupeopledownherehaveanyservants’doorstoyourhouses?Therehavebeennolessthanfiftypeddlersonmyporchsinceyesterdayandmybutlerwilldieofapoplexyifitkeepson。He’sagoodone,forawonder,andIdon’twanttolosehim。"
  Imadenoreplytothisobservationandhedidnotseemtoexpectany。HewatchedZebrakeforamomentandthenheturnedbacktome。
  "Canyoucomeovertomyhousenow?"heasked。
  IwasnotexpectingthisandagainIdidnothaveananswerready。
  "Canyou?"hewenton。"I’vegotabusinessdealtomakewithyouandI’drathermakeitthere。I’vegotalotofcarpentersandpaintersatworkandtheyaskmetenquestionsaminute。TheyareunnecessaryquestionsbutifIdon’tanswerthemthefellowsaresuretomakesomefoolmistakeorother。Theyneedagoverness。
  Ifyou’llcomeoverwithmeI’llbeintouchwiththemandyouandIcantalkjustaswell。Cancome,can’tyou?"
  Ididnotknowwhattosay。Iwantedtosayno,thatifhehadanybusinesswithmeitcouldbediscussedinthatboathouse。Ididnotlikehismanner,yetIhadafeelingthatitwashisusualoneandthathehadnotmeanttoberude。AndIcouldthinkofnogoodreasonfornotgoingwithhim。
  "Youcancome,can’tyou?"herepeated。
  "IsupposeIcan。But——"
  "Ofcourseifyou’retoobusytoleave——"
  IrememberedthepositionhehadfoundmeinandIratherthinkI
  hadturnedred。Hedidnotsmile,buttherewasasortofgrimtwinkleinhiseyes。
  "I’llcome,"Isaid。
  "Muchobliged。Iwon’tkeepyoulong。Comeon。"
  HeledthewayandIfollowed,rebellious,andangry,notsomuchwithhimaswithmyself。IwishednowthatIhadgoneovertotheColtonplacewhenIfirstreceivedthesummonstocourt,insteadofmakingproclamationsofdefiancetomotherandLuteRogers。Thisseemedsuchacompletebackdown。AswepassedthehouseIsawLutepeeringfromthebarn。Idevoutlyhopedhemightnotseeme,buthedid。Hismouthopenedandhestared。Then,catchingmyeye,hewinkedtriumphantly。Iwantedtopunchhishead。
  TheKingofNewYorkwalkedbrisklyoninsilenceuntilwewerejustattheedgeofthegrovebytheShoreLane。Thenhestoppedandturnedtome。
  "Youownallthisland,don’tyou?"heasked。
  "Yes。"
  "Humph!Getagoodviewfromhere。"
  Iadmittedthattheviewwasgood。Atthatparticularpointitembracednearlythewholeofthebayinfront,andalargeportionofthevillageattheside。
  Hewavedhishandtowardtheclusterofhouses。
  "Thereareeighteenhundredpeopleinthistown,theytellme,"hesaid。"Permanentresidents,Imean。Whatdotheyalldo?"
  "Do?"
  "Yes。Howdotheygetaliving?Theymustgetitsomehow。Intheregularsummerresortstheysqueezeitoutofthecitypeople,I
  knowthat。Buttherearen’tsomanycottagersandboardershere。
  Whatdoyoualldoforaliving?"
  ItoldhimthatmostofmasculineDenborofishedorfarmedorkeptstore。
  "Whichdoyoudo?"heasked。"Yousaidyouweren’taboat—builder。"
  "I’mnotdoinganythingatpresent,"Ireplied,shortly。
  "Outofajob?"
  "Youmightcallitthat。Isthisapartofthebusinessyouwishedtoseemeabout,Mr。Colton?"
  Iwasboilinginwardlyandalittleoftheheatwasexpressedinmytone。Idon’tknowwhetherhetookthehintormerelylostinterestinthesubject。Atanyratehisreplywasabrief"No,"
  andwecontinuedourwalk。
  AswereachedtheShoreLanehepausedagain,andIthoughthewasabouttospeak。Hedidnot,however,andwecrossedtheboundarylineofmypropertyandenteredtheColtongrounds。AswedrewnearertothehouseIwassurprisedtoseehowlargeitwas。WhentheAtwatersowneditIwasanoccasionalcallerthere,foroldMajorAtwaterwasfondofshootingandsometimesborrowedmydecoys。But,sinceitchangedhands,IhadnotbeennearertoitthantheLane。Withthenewwingandtheotheradditionsitwasenormous。Itfairlyreekedofmoney,though,sofarasIwasajudge,thetasteshowninrebuildinganddecoratingwasgood。Weturnedthecorner,whereAsaPeters,theheadcarpenter,camehurryingup。Asalookedsurprisedenoughtoseemeincompanywithhisemployerandregardedmewonderingly。"Mr。Colton,"hesaid,"Iwantedtoaskyouaboutthemskylights。"Isteppedbackoutofhearing,butIinferredfromColton’sactionsthatthequestionwasanotheroneofthe"unnecessary"oneshehadsoscornfullyreferredtointheboathouse。
  "Jackass!"heexclaimed,asherejoinedme。IjudgedhewasclassifyingAsa,but,ifso,hedidnottroubletolowerhisvoice。
  "Comeon,Paine,"headded,andwepassedalonglineofwindows,hungwithcostlycurtains,andsteppeduponahandsomeColonialporticobeforetwobigdoors。
  Thedoorswereopenedbyanimposingpersonageindarkblueandbrassbuttons,whobowedprofoundlybeforeColtonandregardedmewithcondescendingsuperiority。Thispersonage,whomIrecognized,fromAlvin’sdescription,asthe"minister—lookin’"butler,ledusthroughahallaboutaslargeasoursitting—room,dining—roomandkitchencombined,butbearingnootherresemblancetotheseapartments,andopenedanotherdoor,throughwhich,bowingoncemore,heusheredus。Thenheclosedthedoor,leavinghimself,tomyrelief,outside。IthadbeenalongtimesinceIwaswaiteduponbyabutlerandIfoundthisspecimenratheroverpowering。
  Theroomwewereinwasthelibrary,and,thoughitwasbiggerandfarmoresumptuousthanthelibraryIrememberedsowellasaboy,thesightofthebooksintheircasesalongthewallsgavemeafeelingalmostofhomesickness。Myresentmentagainstmymillionaireneighborincreased。Whyshouldheandhishaveeverything,andtherestofusbedeprivedofthelittleweoncehad?
  Coltonseatedhimselfinaleatherupholsteredchairandwavedhishandtowardanother。
  "Sitdown,"hesaid。Hetookacigarfromhispocket。"Smoke?"heasked。
  Iwasaconfirmedsmoker,butIwasnotgoingtosmokeoneofhiscigars——notthen。
  "Nothankyou,"saidI。Hedidnotcommentonmyrefusal,butlitthecigarhimself,fromthestumpofhisformerone。Thenhecrossedhislegsandproceeded,withcharacteristicabruptness,tohissubject。
  "Paine,"hebegan,"youownthislandnexttome,yousay。Yourpropertyendsatthefencethissideofthatroadwejustcrossed,doesn’tit?"
  "Itendswhereyoursbegins,"Iannounced。
  "Yes。Justthissideofthatroad。"
  "OftheShoreLane。Itisn’taroadexactly。"
  "Idon’tcarewhatyoucallit。Roadorlaneorcow—path。Itendsthere?"
  "Yes。"
  "AnditISyourland?Itbelongstoyou,personally,allofit,freeandclear?"
  "Why——yes;itdoes。"Icouldnotseewhatbusinessofhismyownershipofthatlandmightbe。
  "Allright。Iaskedthatbecause,ifitwasn’tyours,ifitwastiedupormortgagedinanyway,itmightcomplicatematters。Butitisn’t。"
  "No。"
  "Good!Thenwecangetdowntobrasstacksandsavetime。Iwantapieceofthatland。"
  Ilookedathim。
  "Youwant——?"Irepeated,slowly。
  "Iwantastripofyourland。Wanttobuyit,ofcourse。Idon’texpectyoutogiveittome。What’sitworth,bytheacre,say?"
  Ididnotanswer。AllatonceIwasbeginningtoseealight。
  CaptainJedDean’smysteriousconversationatthepost—officewasbeginningtolosesomeofitsmystery。
  "Well?"askedColton,impatiently。Then,withoutwaitinglonger,headded:
  "Bytheway,beforeyounameafigure,answermeonemorequestion。
  Thatroad——orlane,orwhateveritis——thatisyours,too?Doesn’tbelongtothetown?"
  Thelightwasgrowingmorebrilliant。Icouldseebreakersahead。
  "No,"Ireplied,slowly。"Itisaprivateway。Itbelongstome。"
  "Good!Well,what’sthatlandofyoursworthbytheacre?"
  Ishookmyhead。"Iscarcelyknow,"Isaid。"I’veneverfigureditthatway。"
  "Idon’tcarehowyoufigureit。Here,let’sgetdowntoabusinessproposition。IwanttobuyastripofthatlandfromtheLowerRoad——that’swhatyoucalltheoneabovehere,isn’tit?——tothebeach。ThestripIwantisaboutthreehundredfeetwide,foraguess。Itextendsfrommyfencetotheothersideofthatgrovebythebluff。Whatwillyousellitfor?"
  Thebreakerswerecloseaboard。However,Idodgedthemmomentarily。
  "Whydoyouwanttobuy?"Iasked。
  "Forreasons。"
  "Ishouldthinkyouhadlandenoughalready。"
  "IthoughtIhad,butitseemsIhaven’t。Well,what’syourpriceforthatstrip?"
  "Mr。Colton,I——I’mafraid——"
  "Nevermindthat。Isupposeyou’reafraidyou’llmakethepricetoolow。Now,seehere,I’mabusyman。Ihaven’ttimetodoanybargaining。Nameyourpriceand,ifit’sanywherewithinreason,wewon’thaggle。Iexpecttopaymorethananyoneelsewould。
  That’spartofmyfineforbeingacitymanandnotanative。Gad!
  theprivilegeisworththemoney。I’llpaythefine。What’stheprice?"
  "Butwhydoyouwanttobuy?"
  "Forreasonsofmyown,Itellyou。Theyhaven’tanythingtodowithyourselling。"
  "I’mnotsosure。"
  "Whatdoyoumeanbythat?"
  "ThatstriptakesintheShoreLane,Mr。Colton。"
  "Iknowit。"
  "And,ifyoubuy,IpresumetheLanewillbeclosed。"
  Helookedatme,surprised,and,Ithought,alittleannoyed。
  "Well?"hesaid;"supposeitis?"
  "Butitwillbe,won’tit?"
  "Youbetyourlifeitwill!Whatofit?"
  "ThenIdon’tknowthatIcaretosell。"
  Heleanedbackinhischair。
  "Youdon’tcaretosell!"herepeated,slowly。"Whatthedevildoyoumeanbythat?"
  "WhatIsaid。And,besides,Mr。Colton,I——"
  Heinterruptedme。
  "Whydon’tyoucaretosell?"hedemanded。"Thelandisnogoodtoyou,isit?"
  "Notmuch。No。"
  "Humph!Areyousorichthatyou’vegotallthemoneyyouwant?"
  Iwasangryallthrough。Irosefrommychair。
  "Goodday,Mr。Colton,"Isaid。
  "Here!"heshouted。"Holdon!Whereareyougoing?"
  "Ican’tseethatthereisanyuseofourtalkingfurther。"
  "Nouse?Why——There!there!sitdown。It’snoneofmybusinesshowrichyouare,andIbegyourpardon。Sitdown。Sitdown,man,Itellyou!"
  Isatdown,reluctantly。Hethrewhiscigar,whichhadgoneout,intothefireplaceandlitanother。
  "Say,"hesaid,"yousurpriseme,Paine。Whatdoyoumeanbysayingyouwon’tsellthatland?Youdon’tknowwhatI’llpayforityet。"
  "No,Idon’t。"
  "Thenhowdoyouknowyouwon’tsellit?Ineverhadanythingyet——
  exceptmywifeandfamily——thatIwouldn’tsellforaprice。Lookhere!Ihaven’tgottimetodoanyDown—Easthorse—jockeying。I’llmakeyouanoffer。I’llgiveyoufivehundreddollarscashforthatstripofland。Whatdoyousay?"
  Ididn’tsayanything。Fivehundreddollarswasagenerousoffer。
  Icouldn’thelpthinkingwhatMotherandImightdowiththatfivehundreddollars。
  "Whatdoyousay?"herepeated。
  Ianswered,Yankeefashion,withanotherquestion。"Mr。Colton,"I
  asked,"whydoyouwanttoclosethatShoreLane?"
  "BecauseIdo。WhatdifferencedoesitmaketoyouwhyIwanttocloseit?"
  "ThatLanehasbeenusedbyDenboropeopleforyears。Itisalmostapublicnecessity。"
  Hepuffedtwiceonhiscigarbeforehespokeagain。Whenhediditwasinadifferenttone。
  "Isee,"hesaid。"Humph!Isee。Paine,doesthetownpayyourentfortheuseofthatroad?"
  "No。"
  "Hasitbeenbiddingtobuyit?"
  "No。"
  "Isanyoneelseafterit?"
  "No—o。Ithinknot。But——"
  "YouTHINKnot。Thatmeansyou’renotsure。You’vehadabitesomewhere。Somebodyhasbeennibblingatyourhook。Well,they’vegottobitequickandswallowsometogetaheadofme。IwantthatroadclosedandI’mgoingtohaveitclosed,soonerorlater。I’dpreferitsooner。"
  "Butwhydoyouwanttocloseit?"
  Beforehecouldanswertherecameaknockatthedoor。Thebutlerappeared。
  "Ibegyourpardon,sir——"hebegan。Hismastercuthimshort。
  "Tell’emtowait,"heordered。"Ican’tseeanyonenow,Johnson。
  Ifitisthatdamnedcarpenterhecanwait。"
  "Itisn’tthecarpenter,sir,"explainedJohnson。"It’sMrs。
  Colton,sir。Shewishestoknowifyouhaveboughtthatroad。Shesaysthreeofthose’orridfishcartshavegonebyinthelasthour,sir,andtheyaremakingherverynervous。That’sall,sir。"
  "TellherI’veboughtit,"snappedtheheadofthehouse。"Getout。"
  Thebutlerobeyedorders。Coltonturnedtome。
  "Youheardthat,Paine,"hesaid。"That’smyreason,theprincipalone。IboughtthisplaceprincipallyonaccountofMrs。Colton’shealth。Thedoctorssaidsheneededquietandrest。Ithoughtshecouldhavethemhere——Godknowstheplacelookedforsakenenough——
  butitappearsshecan’t。WheneversheorIsitontheverandaoratawindowwehavetowatchaprocessionofjaysdrivingsmellyfishcartsthroughthatlaneofyours,orbestaredatbyagangofcountrymenhangingoverthefence。It’sanuisance。Itisbadenoughformeormydaughterandourguests,butitwillbetheruinationofmywife’snerves,andIcan’tstandforthat。YouseethepositionI’min。YouheardwhatItoldthatbutler。IsaidI
  hadboughttheroad。Youwouldn’tmakemealiar,wouldyou?I’llgiveyoufivehundredforthatbunchofsand。Youcouldn’tgetmoreforitifyousolditbythepound,liketea。Sayyes,andclosethedeal。"
  Ishookmyhead。
  "Iunderstandyourposition,Mr。Colton,"Isaid,"butIcan’tsayyes。Notnow,atanyrate。"
  "Whynot?Isn’tfivehundredenough?"
  "It’sagoodoffer。"
  "Thenwhynotacceptit?"
  "Because,ifIwerecertainthatIwantedtosell,Icouldnotacceptanyofferjustnow。"
  "Whynot?Seehere!areyouafraidthetownwillbesorebecausetheroadisclosed?"
  "Itwouldbeagreatinconveniencetothem。"
  "It’sagreateronetomeasitis。Canyouaffordtobeaphilanthropist?Areyouoneofthosepublic—spiritedcitizenswereadabout?"
  Hewassneeringnow,andmyanger,whichhadlessenedsomewhatwhenhespokeofhiswife’sillhealth,wasrisingagain。
  "Areyou?"herepeated。
  "Idon’tknowastothat。But,asIsaidawhileago,Mr。Colton,Icouldn’tsellthatlandtoyounow。"
  "Whynot?"
  "Because,iftherewerenootherreason,Ipromisednottosellitwithouttellinganotherpersonfirst。"
  Hethrewdownhiscigarandstoodup。Irosealso。
  "Isee,"hesaid,withsarcasm。"Iknewtherewassomethingbesidepublicspirit。Youthink,byhangingoffandplayingmeagainstthisothersucker,youcangetahigherprice。Well,ifthat’sthegame,I’llkeephimbusy。"
  Hetookouthiswatch,glancedatit,andthrustitbackintohispocket。
  "I’vewastedtimeenoughoverthisfoolthing,"hedeclared。"NowthatIknowwhatthegameiswe’lltalktothepoint。It’shighwayrobbery,butImighthaveexpectedtoberobbed。I’llgiveyousixhundredforthatland。"
  Ididnotanswer。IwasholdingmytemperbymainstrengthandI
  couldnottrustmyselftospeak。
  "Well?"hesneered。"Thatshakesyourpublicspiritsome,hey?
  Whatdoyousay?"
  "No,"Ianswered,andstartedforthedoor。
  "What!"hecouldhardlybelievehisears。"BytheLordHarry!thefellowiscrazy。Sixhundredandfiftythen,youinfernalrobber。"
  "No。"
  "NO!Say,whatinthunderdoyoumean?"
  "Imeanthatyoumaygotothedevil,"Iretorted,andreachedforthedoorknob。
  Butbeforemyfingerstouchedittherewasthesoundoflaughterandvoicesinthehall。Theknobwasturnedfromwithout。I
  steppedbackandtoonesideinvoluntarily,asthedooropenedandintothelibrarycame,notthebutler,butayounglady,agirlinanautomobilecoatandbonnet。And,followingher,ayoungman。
  "Father,"saidtheyounglady,"Johnsonsaysyou’veboughtthathorridroad。I’msoglad!Whendidyoudoit?"
  "Congratulations,Mr。Colton,"saidtheyoungman。"Wejustpassedacartfullofsomething——seaweed,Ibelieveitwas——aswecamealongwiththecar。Oscarhadtoslowdowntosqueezeby,andwecertainlyweresweptbyoceanbreezes。ByJove!Icansmellthemyet。I——"
  Theyoungladyinterruptedhim。
  "Hush,Victor,"shesaid。"Ibegyourpardon,Father。Ithoughtyouwerealone。Victor,we’reintruding。"
  Theopendoorhadpartiallyscreenedmefromthenewcomers。ButColton,redandwrathful,hadnotceasedtoglareinmydirectionandshe,followinghisgaze,sawme。Shedidnotrecognizeme,I
  think——probablyIhadnotmadesufficientimpressionuponhermindevenforcasualremembrance——butIrecognizedher。Shewasthegirlwiththedarkeyes,whoselookofcontemptuousindifferencehadsowitheredmyself—esteem。Andhercompanionwastheyoungchapwho,fromthetonneauoftheautomobilethatmorning,hadinquiredthewaytoBayport。
  Theyoungmanturnedlazily。"Arewe?"hesaid。"I——What!Why,Mabel,it’sthehumorist!"
  Thensherecognizedme。Icouldfeelthebloodclimbingfrommytoestotherootsofmyhair。Iwastooastonishedandchagrinedtospeakorevenmove,thoughIwantedtomoveverymuchindeed。
  ShelookedatmeandIather。Thensheturnedcoldlyaway。
  "Come,Victor,"shesaid。
  ButVictorwashisownblaseself。Ittookmorethanatrifletoshakehiscalm。Helaughed。
  "It’sthehumorist,"herepeated。"Reuben,howareyou?"
  Coltonregardedthethreeofuswithamazement。
  "What?"hebegan。"Mabel,doyou——"
  ButIhadrecoveredmypowersoflocomotion。Iwasonmywayoutofthatlibrary。
  "Here!"shoutedColton。"Stop!"
  Ididnotstop。FeelingasIdidatthatmomentitwouldhavebeendistinctlyunpleasantforthepersonwhotriedtostopme。Thegirlwasinmywayand,asIapproached,shedrewherskirtsaside。
  Nodoubtitwasmyimaginationwhichmadehermannerofdoingitseemlikeaninsult,but,imaginationorreality,itwastheonethingnecessarytoclenchmyresolution。NowwhenshelookedatmeIreturnedthelookwithinterest。Istrodethroughthedoorwayandacrossthehall。Thebutlerwouldhaveopenedtheouterdoorforme,butIopeneditmyselftotheimminentdangerofhisdignifiednose。AsIsteppedfromtheporticoIheardbehindmearoarfromBigJimColtonandashoutoflaughterfromVictor。
  Iwalkedhomeattopspeed。OnlyoncedidIlookback。ThatwasjustasIwasabouttoenterthegroveontheothersideoftheShoreLane。ThenIturnedandsaw,atthebigwindowattheendofthe"Newportvilla,"agroupofthreestaringinmydirection:
  Colton,hisdaughterandthatcubVictor。Thedistancewastoogreattoseetheexpressionoftheirfaces,butIknewthattwoofthem,atleast,werelaughing——laughingatme。
  Ididnotlaugh。
  Lutewaswaitingformebythegateandrantomeetme。Hewaswildwithexcitement。
  "Hecameafteryou,didn’the?"hecried,grabbingatmycoatsleeve。"Youwentovertohishousewithhim,didn’tyou!IseeyouandatfustIcouldn’tscurcelybelieveit。Whatdidhewant?
  Whatdidhesay?"
  Ididnotanswer。Heranalongbesideme,stillclingingtomysleeve。
  "Whatdidhewant?"herepeated。"Whatdidhesaytoyou?Whatdidyousaytohim?Tellafeller,can’tyou?"
  "Itoldhimtogotothedevil,"Ianswered,savagely。
  Luteletgoofmysleeve。
  "You——you——Bytime,you’restarkloony!"hegasped;andcollapsedagainstthegatepost。
  Iwentintothehouse,upthebackstairstomyroom,andshutthedoor。
  CHAPTERV
  Soshewashisdaughter。Imighthaveguessedit;wouldhaveguesseditifIhadpossessedthecommonestofcommon—sense。I
  mighthaveknownthattheautowasColton’s。NoothermachinewaslikelytobetravelingontheLowerRoadatthatseasonoftheyear。ShewastheprettydaughterofwhomDorindahadspokentoMother。Well,shewasprettyenough;evenIhadtoadmitthat。
  ButIadmitteditgrudgingly。Ihatedherforherbeautyandfineclothesandhaughtyarrogance。Shewastheincarnationofsnobbishness。
  Buttobemadetwiceridiculousevenbytheincarnationofsnobbishnesswasgalling。Shewastobemynext—doorneighbor;wewerelikelytomeetalmostanywhereatanytime。WhenIthoughtofthisandofthetwomeetingswhichhadalreadytakenplaceIsworeattheblueandwhitewater—pitcheronmybureaubecauseitdidnotcontainwaterenoughtodrownme。NotthatIwouldcommitsuicideonheraccount。ShewouldnotcareifIdidandcertainlyIdidnotcarewhethershewouldcareornot;butifIweresatisfactorilydeadIprobablyshouldnotrememberwhatafoolIhadmadeofmyself,orFatehadmadeofme。
  WhyhadInotgotoutofthatlibrarybeforeshecame?Oh,ifnot,whyhadn’tIstayedandtoldherfather,inherhearing,andwithdignity,justwhatIthoughtofhimandhisremarkstome?Butno;
  Ihadrunaway。She——orthatVictor——wouldtellofthemeetingatthebridge,andallmyindependenceandtherestofitwouldberegardedasofapiecewiththat,justthebig—headed"smartness"
  ofacountryboor。IntheireyesIwasanuisance,thatwasall。
  Adisagreeableone,perhaps,liketheShoreLane,butanuisance,onetolaughatandforget——ifitcouldnotbegottenridof。
  WhyhadIgonewithColtonatall?Whyhadn’tIremainedattheboathouseandtheretoldtheKingofNewYorktogotothemischief?orwordstothateffect。ButIhad,atallevents,toldhimthat。InspiteofmychagrinIcouldnothelpchucklingasI
  thoughtofit。TotellBigJimColtontogotothedevilwas,initsway,Iimagined,aprivilegeenjoyedbyfew。Itmusthaveshakenhisself—satisfactionatrifle。Well,afterall,whatdidIcare?He,andhiswholefamily——includingVictor——hadmypermissiontomigrateinthatdirectionandIwishedOldNickjoyoftheircompany。