andIamthinkingofgoingintothestableandhangingmyself;andperhapsit’sthebestthingIcando,forit’sbettertohangmyselfbeforesellingmysoulthanafterwards,asI’msureIshould,likeJudasIscariot,whommypoorniece,whoissomewhatreligiouslyinclined,hasbeentalkingtomeabout。""IwishIcouldassistyou,"saidI,"withmoney,butthatisquiteoutofmypower。However,Icangiveyouapieceofadvice。Don’tchangeyourreligionbyanymeans;youcan’thopetoprosperifyoudo;andifthebrewerchoosestodealhardlywithyou,lethim。Everybodywouldrespectyoutentimesmoreprovidedyouallowedyourselftobeturnedintotheroadsratherthanchangeyourreligion,thanifyougotfiftypoundsforrenouncingit。"
  "Iamhalfinclinedtotakeyouradvice,"saidthelandlord,"only,totellyouthetruth,Ifeelquitelow,withoutanyheartinme。""Comeintothebar,"saidI,"andletushavesomethingtogether—youneednotbeafraidofmynotpayingforwhatIorder。"
  Wewentintothebar—room,wherethelandlordandIdiscussedbetweenustwobottlesofstrongale,whichhesaidwerepartofthelastsixwhichhehadinhispossession。Atfirsthewishedtodrinksherry,butIbeggedhimtodonosuchthing,tellinghimthatsherrywoulddohimnogoodunderthepresentcircumstances;nor,indeed,tothebestofmybelief,underany,itbeingofallwinestheoneforwhichI
  entertainedthemostcontempt。Thelandlordallowedhimselftobedissuaded,and,afteraglassortwoofale,confessedthatsherrywasasickly,disagreeabledrink,andthathehadmerelybeeninthehabitoftakingitfromanideahehadthatitwasgenteel。Whilstquaffingourbeverage,hegavemeanaccountofthevariousmortificationstowhichhehadoflatebeensubject,dwellingwithparticularbitternessontheconductofHunter,whohesaidcameeverynightandmouthedhim,andafterwardswentawaywithoutpayingforwhathehaddrankorsmoked,inwhichconducthewascloselyimitatedbyaclanoffellowswhoconstantlyattendedhim。
  Afterspendingseveralhoursatthepublic—houseIdeparted,notforgettingtopayforthetwobottlesofale。Thelandlord,beforeIwent,shakingmebythehand,declaredthathehadnowmadeuphismindtosticktohisreligionatallhazards,themoreespeciallyashewasconvincedheshouldderivenogoodbygivingitup。
  CHAPTERXIV
  PreparationsfortheFair—TheLastLesson—TheVerbSiriel。
  ITmightbeaboutfiveintheevening,whenIreachedthegypsyencampment。HereIfoundMr。Petulengro,TawnoChikno,Sylvester,andothersinagreatbustle,clippingandtrimmingcertainponiesandoldhorseswhichtheyhadbroughtwiththem。OninquiringofJasperthereasonoftheirbeingsoengaged,heinformedmethattheyweregettingthehorsesreadyforafair,whichwastoheheldonthemorrow,ataplacesomemilesdistant,atwhichtheyshouldendeavourtodisposeofthem,adding—"Perhaps,brother,youwillgowithus,providedyouhavenothingbettertodo?"Nothavinganyparticularengagement,IassuredhimthatIshouldhavegreatpleasureinbeingoftheparty。Itwasagreedthatweshouldstartearlyonthefollowingmorning。ThereuponIdescendedintothedingle。Bellewassittingbeforethefire,atwhichthekettlewasboiling。"Wereyouwaitingforme?"I
  inquired。"Yes,"saidBelle,"Ithoughtthatyouwouldcome,andIwaitedforyou。""Thatwasverykind,"saidI。"Nothalfsokind,"saidshe,"asitwasofyoutogeteverythingreadyformeinthedeadoflastnight,whentherewasscarcelyachanceofmycoming。"Thetea—thingswerebroughtforward,andwesatdown。"Haveyoubeenfar?"saidBelle。
  "Merelytothatpublic—house,"saidI,"towhichyoudirectedmeontheseconddayofouracquaintance。""Youngmenshouldnotmakeahabitofvisitingpublic—houses,"saidBelle,"theyarebadplaces。""Theymaybesotosomepeople,"saidI,"butIdonotthinktheworstpublic—houseinEnglandcoulddomeanyharm。""Perhapsyouaresobadalready,"
  saidBelle,withasmile,"thatitwouldbeimpossibletospoilyou。""Howdareyoucatchatmywords?"saidI;"come,Iwillmakeyoupayfordoingso—youshallhavethiseveningthelongestlessoninArmenianwhichIhaveyetinflicteduponyou。""Youmaywellsayinflicted,"saidBelle,"butprayspareme。IdonotwishtohearanythingaboutArmenian,especiallythisevening。""Whythisevening?"saidI。Bellemadenoanswer。"Iwillnotspareyou,"saidI;"thiseveningIintendtomakeyouconjugateanArmenianverb。""Well,beitso,"saidBelle;"forthiseveningyoushallcommand。""Tocommandishramahyel,"saidI。"Ramherill,indeed,"saidBelle;"Idonotwishtobeginwiththat。""No,"saidI,"aswehavecometotheverbs,wewillbeginregularly;hramahyelisaverbofthesecondconjugation。Wewillbeginwiththefirst。""Firstofalltellme,"saidBelle,"whataverbis?""Apartofspeech,"saidI,"which,accordingtothedictionary,signifiessomeactionorpassion;forexample,Icommandyou,orIhateyou。""Ihavegivenyounocausetohateme,"saidBelle,lookingmesorrowfullyintheface。
  "Iwasmerelygivingtwoexamples,"saidI,"andneitherwasdirectedatyou。Inthoseexamples,tocommandandhateareverbs。Belle,inArmeniantherearefourconjugationsofverbs;thefirstendsinal,thesecondinyel,thethirdinoul,andthefourthinil。Now,haveyouunderstoodme?"
  "Iamafraid,indeed,itwillallendill,"saidBelle。
  "Holdyourtongue,"saidI,"oryouwillmakemelosemypatience。""Youhavealreadymademenearlylosemine,"saidBelle。"Letushavenounprofitableinterruptions,"saidI;
  "theconjugationsoftheArmenianverbsareneithersonumerousnorsodifficultasthedeclensionsofthenouns;
  hearthat,andrejoice。Come,wewillbeginwiththeverbhntal,averbofthefirstconjugation,whichsignifiestorejoice。Comealong;hntam,Irejoice;hntas,thourejoicest;whydon’tyoufollow,Belle?"
  "IamsureIdon’trejoice,whateveryoumaydo,"saidBelle。
  "Thechiefdifficulty,Belle,"saidI,"thatIfindinteachingyoutheArmeniangrammar,proceedsfromyourapplyingtoyourselfandmeeveryexampleIgive。Rejoice,inthisinstance,ismerelyanexampleofanArmenianverbofthefirstconjugation,andhasnomoretodowithyourrejoicingthanlal,whichis,alsoaverbofthefirstconjugation,andwhichsignifiestoweep,wouldhavetodowithyourweeping,providedImadeyouconjugateit。Comealong;hntam,Irejoice;hntas,thourejoicest;hnta,herejoices;hntamkwerejoice:now,repeatthosewords。"
  "Ican’t,"saidBelle,"theysoundmorelikethelanguageofhorsesthanhumanbeings。Doyoutakemefor—?""Forwhat?"saidI。Bellewassilent。"Wereyougoingtosaymare?"saidI。"Mare!mare!bythebye,doyouknow,Belle,thatmareinoldEnglishstandsforwoman;andthatwhenwecallafemaleanevilmare,thestrictmeaningofthetermismerelyabadwoman。SoifIweretocallyouamarewithoutprefixingbad,youmustnotbeoffended。""ButIshouldthough,"saidBelle。"Iwasmerelyattemptingtomakeyouacquaintedwithaphilologicalfact,"saidI。"Ifmare,whichinoldEnglish,andlikewiseinvulgarEnglish,signifiesawoman,soundsthesameasmare,whichinmodernandpoliteEnglishsignifiesafemalehorse,Ican’thelpit。
  ThereisnosuchconfusionofsoundsinArmenian,not,atleast,inthesameinstance。Belle,inArmenian,womanisghin,thesameword,bytheby,asourqueen,whereasmareismadaghtzi,whichsignifiesafemalehorse;andperhapsyouwillpermitmetoadd,thatahard—mouthedjadeis,inArmenian,madaghtzihsdierah。"
  "Ican’tbearthismuchlonger,"saidBelle。"Keepyourselfquiet,"saidI;"Iwishtobegentlewithyou;andtoconvinceyou,wewillskiphntal,andalsoforthepresentverbsofthefirstconjugationandproceedtothesecond。
  Belle,IwillnowselectforyoutoconjugatetheprettiestverbinArmenian;notonlyofthesecond,butalsoofallthefourconjugations;thatverbissiriel。Hereisthepresenttense:—siriem,siries,sire,siriemk,sirek,sirien。Youobservethatitrunsonjustinthesamemannerashntal,saveandexceptthattheeissubstitutedfora;anditwillbeaswelltotellyouthatalmosttheonlydifferencebetweenthesecond,third,andfourthconjugation,andthefirst,isthesubstitutinginthepresent,preteriteandothertenseseorou,orifora;soyouseethattheArmenianverbsarebynomeansdifficult。Comeon,Belle,andsaysiriem。"Bellehesitated。"Prayobligeme,Belle,bysayingsiriem!"Bellestillappearedtohesitate。"Youmustadmit,Belle,thatitismuchsofterthanhntam。""Itisso,"saidBelle;"andtoobligeyouIwillsaysiriem。"
  "Verywellindeed,Belle,"saidI。"Novartabied,ordoctor,couldhavepronounceditbetter;andnow,toshowyouhowverbsactuponpronounsinArmenian,Iwillsaysiriemzkiez。
  Pleasetorepeatsiriemzkiez!""Siriemzkiez!"saidBelle;
  "thatlastwordisveryhardtosay。""Sorrythatyouthinkso,Belle,"saidI。"Nowpleasetosaysiriazis。"Belledidso。"Exceedinglywell,"saidI。"Nowsay,yeranithesireirzis。""Yeranithesireirzis,"saidBelle。
  "Capital!"saidI;"youhavenowsaid,Iloveyou—loveme—
  ah!wouldthatyouwouldloveme!"
  "AndIhavesaidallthesethings?"saidBelle。"Yes,"saidI;"youhavesaidtheminArmenian。""IwouldhavesaidtheminnolanguagethatIunderstood,"saidBelle;"anditwasverywrongofyoutotakeadvantageofmyignorance,andmakemesaysuchthings。""Whyso?"saidI;"ifyousaidthem,I
  saidthemtoo。""Youdidso,"saidBelle;"butIbelieveyouweremerelybanteringandjeering。""AsItoldyoubefore,Belle,"saidI,"thechiefdifficultywhichIfindinteachingyouArmenianproceedsfromyourpersistinginapplyingtoyourselfandmeeveryexampleIgive。""Thenyoumeantnothingafterall,"saidBelle,raisinghervoice。
  "Letusproceed,"saidI;"sirietsi,Iloved。""Youneverlovedanyonebutyourself,"saidBelle;"andwhat’smore—"
  "Sirietsits,Iwilllove,"saidI;"sirietsies,thouwiltlove。""Neveronesothoroughlyheartless,"saidBelle。"I
  tellyouwhat,Belle,youarebecomingintolerable,butwewillchangetheverb;orratherIwillnowproceedtotellyouhere,thatsomeoftheArmenianconjugationshavetheiranomalies;onespeciesoftheseIwishtobringbeforeyournotice。AsoldVillottesays—fromwhoseworkIfirstcontrivedtopickuptherudimentsofArmenian—’Estverborumtransitivorum,quoruminfinitivus—’butIforgot,youdon’tunderstandLatin。Hesaystherearecertaintransitiveverbs,whoseinfinitiveisinoutsaniel;thepreteriteinoutsi;theimperativeinone;forexample—
  parghatsout—saniem,Iirritate—"
  "Youdo,youdo,"saidBelle;"anditwillbebetterforbothofus,ifyouleaveoffdoingso。"
  "Youwouldhardlybelieve,Belle,"saidI,"thattheArmenianisinsomerespectscloselyconnectedwiththeIrish,butsoitis;forexample,thatwordparghatsout—saniemisevidentlyderivedfromthesamerootasfeargaim,which,inIrish,isasmuchastosayIvex。"
  "Youdo,indeed,"saidBelle,sobbing。
  "Buthowdoyouaccountforit?"
  "Oman,man!"saidBelle,burstingintotears,"forwhatpurposedoyouaskapoorignorantgirlsuchaquestion,unlessitbetovexandirritateher?Ifyouwishtodisplayyourlearning,dosotothewiseandinstructed,andnottome,whocanscarcelyreadorwrite。Oh,leaveoffyournonsense;yetIknowyouwillnotdoso,foritisthebreathofyournostrils!Icouldhavewishedweshouldhavepartedinkindness,butyouwillnotpermitit。Ihavedeservedbetteratyourhandsthansuchtreatment。Thewholetimewehavekeptcompanytogetherinthisplace,Ihavescarcelyhadonekindwordfromyou,butthestrangest—"andherethevoiceofBellewasdrownedinhersobs。
  "Iamsorrytoseeyoutakeonso,dearBelle,"saidI。"I
  reallyhavegivenyounocausetobesounhappy;surelyteachingyoualittleArmenianwasaveryinnocentkindofdiversion。"
  "Yes,butyouwentonsolong,andinsuchastrangeway,andmademerepeatsuchstrangeexamples,asyoucallthem,thatIcouldnotbearit。"
  "Why,totellyouthetruth,Belle,it’sjustmyway;andI
  havedealtwithyoujustasIwouldwith—"
  "Ahard—mouthedjade,"saidBelle,"andyoupractisingyourhorse—witcheryuponher。Ihavebeenofanunsubduedspirit,Iacknowledge,butIwasalwayskindtoyou;andifyouhavemademecry,it’sapoorthingtoboastof。"
  "Boastof!"saidI;"aprettythingindeedtoboastof;Ihadnoideaofmakingyoucry。Come,Ibegyourpardon;whatmorecanIdo?Come,cheerup,Belle。Youweretalkingofparting;don’tletuspart,butdepart,andthattogether。"
  "Ourwaysliedifferent,"saidBelle。
  "Idon’tseewhytheyshould,"saidI。"Come,letusheofftoAmericatogether。"
  "ToAmericatogether?"saidBelle,lookingfullatme。
  "Yes,"saidI;"wherewewillsettledowninsomeforest,andconjugatetheverbsirielconjugally。"
  "Conjugally?"saidBelle。
  "Yes,"saidI;"asmanandwifeinAmerica,airyewghin。"
  "Youarejesting,asusual,"saidBelle。
  "NotI,indeed。Come,Belle,makeupyourmind,andletusbeofftoAmerica;andleavepriests,humbug,learning,andlanguagesbehindus。"
  "Idon’tthinkyouarejesting,"saidBelle;"butIcanhardlyentertainyouroffers;however,youngman,Ithankyou。"
  "Youhadbettermakeupyourmindatonce,"saidI,"andletusbeoff。Ishan’tmakeabadhusband,Iassureyou。
  PerhapsyouthinkIamnotworthyofyou?Toconvinceyou,Belle,thatIam,Iamreadytotryafallwithyouthismomentuponthegrass。Brynhilda,thevalkyrie,sworethatnooneshouldevermarryherwhocouldnotflingherdown。
  Perhapsyouhavedonethesame。Themanwhoeventuallymarriedher,gotafriendofhis,whowascalledSygurd,theserpent—killer,towrestlewithher,disguisinghiminhisownarmour。Sygurdflungherdown,andwonherforhisfriend,thoughhelovedherhimself。Ishallnotuseasimilardeceit,noremployJasperPetulengrotopersonateme—sogetup,Belle,andIwilldomybesttoflingyoudown。"
  "Irequirenosuchthingofyou,oranybody,"saidBelle;
  "youarebeginningtolookratherwild。"
  "Ieverynowandthendo,"saidI;"come,Belle,whatdoyousay?"
  "Iwillsaynothingatpresentonthesubject,"saidBelle,"Imusthavetimetoconsider。"
  "Justasyouplease,"saidI,"to—morrowIgotoafairwithMr。Petulengro,perhapsyouwillconsiderwhilstIamaway。
  Come,Belle,letushavesomemoretea。IwonderwhetherweshallbeabletoprocureteaasgoodasthisintheAmericanforest。"
  CHAPTERXV
  TheDawnofDay—TheLastFarewell—DeparturefortheFair—TheFineHorse—ReturntotheDingle—NoIsopel。
  ITwasaboutthedawnofdaywhenIwasawakenedbythevoiceofMr。Petulengroshoutingfromthetopofthedingle,andbiddingmegetup。Iaroseinstantly,anddressedmyselffortheexpeditiontothefair。Onleavingmytent,IwassurprisedtoobserveBelle,entirelydressed,standingclosetoherownlittleencampment。"Dearme,"saidI,"Ilittleexpectedtofindyouupsoearly。IsupposeJasper’scallawakenedyou,asitdidme。""Imerelylaydowninmythings,"saidBelle,"andhavenotsleptduringthenight。"
  "Andwhydidyounottakeoffyourthingsandgotosleep?"
  saidI。"Ididnotundress,"saidBelle,"becauseIwishedtobeinreadinesstobidyoufarewellwhenyoudeparted;andasforsleeping,Icouldnot。""Well,Godblessyou!"saidI,takingBellebythehand。Bellemadenoanswer,andI
  observedthatherhandwasverycold。"Whatisthematterwithyou?"saidI,lookingherintheface。Bellelookedatmeforamomentintheeyes—andthencastdownherown—
  herfeatureswereverypale。"Youarereallyunwell,"saidI,"Ihadbetternotgotothefair,butstayhere,andtakecareofyou。""No,"saidBelle,"praygo,Iamnotunwell。"
  "Thengotoyourtent,"saidI,"anddonotendangeryourhealthbystandingabroadintherawmorningair。Godblessyou,Belle。Ishallbehometo—night,bywhichtimeIexpectyouwillhavemadeupyourmind;ifnot,anotherlessoninArmenian,howeverlatethehourbe。"IthenwrungBelle’shand,andascendedtotheplainabove。
  IfoundtheRomanypartywaitingforme,andeverythinginreadinessfordeparting。Mr。PetulengroandTawnoChiknoweremountedontwooldhorses。Therest,whointendedtogotothefair,amongstwhomweretwoorthreewomen,wereonfoot。Onarrivingattheextremityoftheplain,Ilookedtowardsthedingle。IsopelBernersstoodatthemouth,thebeamsoftheearlymorningsunshonefullonhernoblefaceandfigure。Iwavedmyhandtowardsher。Sheslowlyliftedupherrightarm。Iturnedaway,andneversawIsopelBernersagain。
  Mycompanionsandmyselfproceededonourway。Inabouttwohourswereachedtheplacewherethefairwastobeheld。
  Afterbreakfastingonbreadandcheeseandalebehindabrokenstonewall,wedroveouranimalstothefair。Thefairwasacommoncattleandhorsefair:therewaslittlemerrimentgoingon,buttherewasnolackofbusiness。Byabouttwoo’clockintheafternoon,Mr。Petulengroandhispeoplehaddisposedoftheiranimalsatwhattheyconceivedveryfairprices—theywereallinhighspirits,andJasperproposedtoadjourntoapublic—house。Aswewereproceedingtoone,averyfinehorse,ledbyajockey,madeitsappearanceontheground。Mr。Petulengrostoppedshort,andlookedatitstedfastly:"Finocovardoveodoysasmiro—afinethingwerethatifitwerebutmine!"heexclaimed。"Ifyoucovetit,"saidI,"whydoyounotpurchaseit?""Welow’Gyptiansneverbuyanimalsofthatdescription;ifwedidwecouldneversellthem,andmostlikelyshouldbehadupashorse—stealers。""Thenwhydidyousayjustnow,’Itwereafinethingifitwerebutyours?’"saidI。"We’Gyptiansalwayssaysowhenweseeanythingthatweadmire。Ananimallikethatisnotintendedforalittleharelikeme,butforsomegrandgentlemanlikeyourself。Isay,brother,doyoubuythathorse!""HowshouldIbuythehorse,youfoolishperson?"saidI。"Buythehorse,brother,"saidMr。
  Petulengro,"ifyouhavenotthemoneyIcanlendityou,thoughIbeoflowerEgypt。""Youtalknonsense,"saidI;
  "however,Iwishyouwouldaskthemanthepriceofit。"
  Mr。Petulengro,goinguptothejockey,inquiredthepriceofthehorse—theman,lookingathimscornfully,madenoreply。"Youngman,"saidI,goinguptothejockey,"domethefavourtotellmethepriceofthathorse,asIsupposeitistosell。"Thejockey,whowasasurly—lookingman,ofaboutfifty,lookedatmeforamoment,then,aftersomehesitation,said,laconically,"Seventy。""Thankyou,"saidI,andturnedaway。"Buythathorse,"saidMr。Petulengro,comingafterme;"thedooktellsmethatinlessthanthreemonthshewillbesoldfortwiceseventy。""Iwillhavenothingtodowithhim,"saidI;"besides,Jasper,Idon’tlikehistail。Didyouobservewhatameanscrubbytailhehas?""Whatafoolyouare,brother,"saidMr。Petulengro;
  "thatverytailofhisshowshisbreeding。Nogoodbredhorseeveryetcarriedafinetail—’tisyourscrubby—tailedhorsesthatareyourout—and—outers。DidyoueverhearofSyntax,brother?ThattailofhisputsmeinmindofSyntax。
  Well,Isaynothingmore,haveyourownway—allIwonderatis,thatahorselikehimwaseverbroughttosuchafairofdogcattleasthis。"
  Wethenmadethebestofourwaytoapublic—house,wherewehadsomerefreshment。Ithenproposedreturningtotheencampment,butMr。Petulengrodeclined,andremaineddrinkingwithhiscompanionstillaboutsixo’clockintheevening,whenvariousjockeysfromthefaircamein。Aftersomeconversationajockeyproposedagameofcards;andinalittletime,Mr。Petulengroandanothergypsysatdowntoplayagameofcardswithtwoofthejockeys。
  Thoughnotmuchacquaintedwithcards,IsoonconceivedasuspicionthatthejockeyswerecheatingMr。Petulengroandhiscompanion,IthereforecalledMr。Petulengroaside,andgavehimahinttothateffect。Mr。Petulengro,however,insteadofthankingme,toldmetomindmyownbreadandbutter,andforthwithreturnedtohisgame。Icontinuedwatchingtheplayersforsomehours。Thegypsieslostconsiderably,andIsawclearlythatthejockeyswerecheatingthemmostconfoundedly。IthereforeoncemorecalledMr。Petulengroaside,andtoldhimthatthejockeyswerecheatinghim,conjuringhimtoreturntotheencampment。
  Mr。Petulengro,whowasbythistimesomewhattheworseforliquor,nowfellintoapassion,sworeseveraloaths,andaskingmewhohadmademeaMosesoverhimandhisbrethren,toldmetoreturntotheencampmentbymyself。Incensedattheunworthyreturnwhichmywell—meantwordshadreceived,I
  forthwithleftthehouse,andhavingpurchasedafewarticlesofprovision,Isetoutforthedinglealone。ItwasadarknightwhenIreachedit,anddescendingIsawtheglimmerofafirefromthedepthsofthedingle;myheartbeatwithfondanticipationofawelcome。"IsopelBernersiswaitingforme,"saidI,"andthefirstwordsthatIshallhearfromherlipsisthatshehasmadeuphermind。WeshallgotoAmerica,andbesohappytogether。"Onreachingthebottomofthedingle,however,Isawseatednearthefire,besidewhichstoodthekettlesimmering,notIsopelBerners,butagypsygirl,whotoldmethatMissBernerswhenshewentawayhadchargedhertokeepupthefire,andhavethekettleboilingagainstmyarrival。Startledatthesewords,I
  inquiredatwhathourIsopelhadleft,andwhithershewasgone,andwastoldthatshehadleftthedingle,withhercart,abouttwohoursafterIdeparted;butwhereshewasgoneshe,thegirl,didnotknow。Ithenaskedwhethershehadleftnomessage,andthegirlrepliedthatshehadleftnone,buthadmerelygivendirectionsaboutthekettleandfire,putting,atthesametime,six—penceintoherhand。
  "Verystrange,"thoughtI;thendismissingthegypsygirlI
  satdownbythefire。Ihadnowishfortea,butsatlookingontheembers,wonderingwhatcouldbethemotiveofthesuddendepartureofIsopel。"Doesshemeantoreturn?"
  thoughtItomyself。"Surelyshemeanstoreturn,"Hopereplied,"orshewouldnothavegoneawaywithoutleavinganymessage"—"andyetshecouldscarcelymeantoreturn,"
  mutteredForeboding,"orsheassuredlywouldhaveleftsomemessagewiththegirl。"Ithenthoughttomyselfwhatahardthingitwouldbe,if,afterhavingmadeupmymindtoassumetheyokeofmatrimony,Ishouldbedisappointedofthewomanofmychoice。"Well,afterall,"thoughtI,"Icanscarcelybedisappointed;ifsuchanuglyscoundrelasSylvesterhadnodifficultyingettingsuchanicewifeasUrsula,surelyI,whoamnotatenthpartsougly,cannotfailtoobtainthehandofIsopelBerners,uncommonlyfinedamselthoughshebe。
  Husbandsdonotgrowuponhedgerows;sheismerelygoneafteralittlebusinessandwillreturnto—morrow。"
  Comfortedinsomedegreebythesehopefulimaginings,I
  retiredtomytent,andwenttosleep。
  CHAPTERXVI
  GloomyForebodings—ThePostman’sMother—TheLetter—
  BearsandBarons—TheBestofAdvice。
  NOTHINGoccurredtomeofanyparticularmomentduringthefollowingday。IsopelBernersdidnotreturn;butMr。
  Petulengroandhiscompanionscamehomefromthefairearlyinthemorning。WhenIsawhim,whichwasaboutmidday,I
  foundhimwithhisfacebruisedandswelled。Itappearedthat,sometimeafterIhadlefthim,hehimselfperceivedthatthejockeyswithwhomhewasplayingcardswerecheatinghimandhiscompanion;aquarrelensued,whichterminatedinafightbetweenMr。Petulengroandoneofthejockeys,whichlastedsometime,andinwhichMr。Petulengro,thoughheeventuallycameoffvictor,wasconsiderablybeaten。Hisbruises,inconjunctionwithhispecuniaryloss,whichamountedtoaboutsevenpounds,werethecauseofhisbeingmuchoutofhumour;beforenight,however,hehadreturnedtohisusualphilosophicframeofmind,and,cominguptomeasIwaswalkingabout,apologizedforhisbehaviourontheprecedingday,andassuredmethathewasdetermined,fromthattimeforward,nevertoquarrelwithafriendforgivinghimgoodadvice。
  Twomoredayspassed,andstillIsopelBernersdidnotreturn。Gloomythoughtsandforebodingsfilledmymind。
  DuringthedayIwanderedabouttheneighbouringroadsinthehopesofcatchinganearlyglimpseofherandherreturningvehicle;andatnightlayawake,tossingaboutonmyhardcouch,listeningtotherustleofeveryleaf,andoccasionallythinkingthatIheardthesoundofherwheelsuponthedistantroad。Onceatmidnight,justasIwasabouttofallintounconsciousness,Isuddenlystartedup,forI
  wasconvincedthatIheardthesoundofwheels。Ilistenedmostanxiously,andthesoundofwheelsstrikingagainststoneswascertainlyplainenough。"Shecomesatlast,"