"Ireallycannothelpcongratulatingyouonyourgoodfortune,"saidI。
"Thata’n’tall,"saidthelandlord。"Thisverymorningthefolksofourparishmademechurchwarden,whichtheywouldnomorehavedoneamonthago,whentheyconsideredmeadownpin,thanthey—"
"Mercyuponus!"saidI,"iffortunepoursinuponyouinthismanner,whoknowsbutthatwithinayeartheymaymakeyouajusticeofthepeace?"
"Whoknows,indeed!"saidthelandlord。"Well,Iwillprovemyselfworthyofmygoodluckbyshowingthegratefulmind—
nottothosewhowouldbekindtomenow,buttothosewhowere,whenthedayswererathergloomy。Mycustomersshallhaveabundanceofroughlanguage,butI’llknockanyonedownwhosaysanythingagainsttheclergymanwholentmethefiftypounds,oragainsttheChurchofEngland,ofwhichheisparsonandIamchurchwarden。Iamalsoreadytodoanythinginreasonforhimwhopaidmeforthealehedrank,whenI
shouldn’thavehadthehearttocollarhimforthemoneyhadherefusedtopay;whoneverjeeredorfloutedmeliketherestofmycustomerswhenIwasadownpin—andthoughherefusedtofightcrossFORmewasnevercrossWITHme,butlistenedtoallIhadtosay,andgavemeallkindsofgoodadvice。NowwhodoyouthinkImeanbythislast?why,whobutyourself—whoonearthbutyourself?Theparsonisagoodmanandagreatpreacher,andI’llknockanybodydownwhosaystothecontrary;andImentionhimfirst,becausewhy;he’sagentleman,andyouatinker。ButIambynomeanssureyouarenotthebestfriendofthetwo;forI
doubt,doyousee,whetherIshouldhavehadthefiftypoundsbutforyou。Youpersuadedmetogiveupthatsillydrinktheycallsherry,anddrinkale;andwhatwasitbutdrinkingalewhichgavemecouragetoknockdownthatfellowHunter—
andknockinghimdownwas,Iverilybelieve,theturningpointofmydisorder。Goddon’tlovethemwhowon’tstrikeoutforthemselves;andasfarasIcancalculatewithrespecttotime,itwasjustthemomentafterIhadknockeddownHunter,thattheparsonconsentedtolendmethemoney,andeverythingbegantogrowciviltome。So,dashmybuttonsifIshowtheungratefulmindtoyou!Idon’toffertoknockanybodydownforyou,becausewhy—Idaresayyoucanknockabodydownyourself;butI’lloffersomethingmoretothepurpose;asmybusinessiswonderfullyontheincrease,Ishallwantsomebodytohelpmeinservingmycustomers,andkeepingtheminorder。Ifyouchoosetocomeandserveforyourboard,andwhatthey’llgiveyou,givemeyourfist;orifyouliketenshillingsaweekbetterthantheirsixpencesandha’pence,onlysayso—though,tobeopenwithyou,Ibelieveyouwouldmaketwicetenshillingsoutofthem—thesneaking,fawning,curry—favouringhumbugs!"
"Iammuchobligedtoyou,"saidI,"foryourhandsomeoffer,which,however,Iamobligedtodecline。"
"Whyso?"saidthelandlord。
"Iamnotfitforservice,"saidI;"moreover,Iamabouttoleavethispartofthecountry。"AsIspokeahorseneighedinthestable。"Whathorseisthat?"saidI。
"Itbelongstoacousinofmine,whoputitintomyhandsyesterdayinthehopesthatImightgetridofitforhim,thoughhewouldnomorehavedonesoaweekago,whenheconsideredmeadownpin,thanhewouldhavegiventhehorseaway。Areyoufondofhorses?"
"Verymuch,"saidI。
"Thencomeandlookatit。"Heledmeintothestable,where,inastall,stoodanoble—lookinganimal。
"Dearme,"saidI,"Isawthishorseat—fair。"
"Likeenough,"saidthelandlord;"hewasthereandwasofferedforseventypounds,butdidn’tfindabidderatanyprice。Whatdoyouthinkofhim?"
"He’sasplendidcreature。"
"Iamnojudgeofhorses,"saidthelandlord;"butIamtoldhe’safirstratetrotter,goodleaper,andhassomeofthebloodofSyntax。Whatdoesallthatsignify?—thegameisagainsthismaster,whoisadownpin,isthinkingofemigrating,andwantsmoneyconfoundedly。Heaskedseventypoundsatthefair;but,betweenourselves,hewouldbegladtotakefiftyhere。"
"Ialmostwish,"saidI,"thatIwerearichsquire。"
"Youwouldbuyhimthen,"saidthelandlord。Herehemusedforsometime,withaveryprofoundlook。"Itwouldbearumthing,"saidhe,"if,sometimeorother,thathorseshouldcomeintoyourhands。Didn’tyouhearhowheneighedwhenyoutalkedaboutleavingthecountry?Mygrannywasawisewoman,andwasuptoallkindsofsignsandwonders,soundsandnoises,theinterpretationofthelanguageofbirdsandanimals,crowingandlowing,neighingandbraying。Ifshehadbeenhere,shewouldhavesaidatoncethatthathorsewasfatedtocarryyouaway。Onthatpoint,however,Icansaynothing,forunderfiftypoundsnoonecanhavehim。Areyoutakingthatmoneyoutofyourpockettopaymefortheale?Thatwon’tdo;nothingtopay;Iinvitedyouthistime。
Nowifyouaregoing,youhadbestgetintotheroadthroughtheyard—gate。Iwon’ttroubleyoutomakeyourwaythroughthekitchenandmyfine—weathercompany—confoundthem!"
CHAPTERXVIII
Mr。Petulengro’sDevice—TheLeathernPurse—ConsenttoPurchaseaHorse。
ASIreturnedalongtheroadImetMr。Petulengroandoneofhiscompanions,whotoldmethattheywereboundforthepublic—house;whereuponIinformedJasperhowIhadseeninthestablethehorsewhichwehadadmiredatthefair。"I
shouldn’twonderifyoubuythathorseafterall,brother,"
saidMr。Petulengro。Withasmileattheabsurdityofsuchasupposition,Ilefthimandhiscompanion,andbetookmyselftothedingle。IntheeveningIreceivedavisitfromMr。
Petulengro,whoforthwithcommencedtalkingaboutthehorse,whichhehadagainseen,thelandlordhavingshownittohimonlearningthathewasafriendofmine。Hetoldmethatthehorsepleasedhimmorethanever,hehavingexaminedhispointswithmoreaccuracythanhehadanopportunityofdoingonthefirstoccasion,concludingbypressingmetobuyhim。
Ibeggedhimtodesistfromsuchfoolishimportunity,assuringhimthatIhadneversomuchmoneyinallmylifeaswouldenablemetopurchasethehorse。Whilstthisdiscoursewasgoingon,Mr。Petulengroandmyselfwerestandingtogetherinthemidstofthedingle。Suddenlyhebegantomoveroundme—inaverysingularmanner,makingstrangemotionswithhishands,andfrightfulcontortionswithhisfeatures,tillIbecamealarmed,andaskedhimwhetherhehadnotlosthissenses?Whereupon,ceasinghismovementsandcontortions,heassuredmethathehadnot,buthadmerelybeenseizedwithaslightdizziness,andthenoncemorereturnedtothesubjectofthehorse。Feelingmyselfveryangry,Itoldhimthatifhecontinuedpersecutingmeinthatmanner,Ishouldbeobligedtoquarrelwithhim;adding,thatIbelievedhisonlymotiveforaskingmetobuytheanimalwastoinsultmypoverty。"Prettypoverty,"saidhe,"withfiftypoundsinyourpocket;however,Ihaveheardsaythatitisalwaysthecustomofyourrichpeopletotalkoftheirpoverty,moreespeciallywhentheywishtoavoidlayingoutmoney。"SurprisedathissayingthatIhadfiftypoundsinmypocket,Iaskedhimwhathemeant;whereuponhetoldmethathewasverysurethatIhadfiftypoundsinmypocket,offeringtolaymefiveshillingstothateffect。"Done!"
saidI;"Ihavescarcelymorethanthefifthpartofwhatyousay。""Iknowbetter,brother,"saidMr。Petulengro;"ifyouonlypulloutwhatyouhaveinthepocketofyourslop,Iamsureyouwillhavelostyourwager。"Puttingmyhandintothepocket,IfeltsomethingwhichIhadneverfelttherebefore,andpullingitout,perceivedthatitwasaclumsyleathernpurse,whichIfoundonopeningcontainedfourten—
pound—notes,andseveralpiecesofgold。"Didn’tItellyouso,brother?"saidMr。Petulengro。"Now,inthefirstplace,pleasetopaymethefiveshillingsyouhavelost。""Thisisonlyafoolishpieceofpleasantry,"saidI;"youputitintomypocketwhilstyouweremovingaboutme,makingfaceslikeadistractedperson。Here,takeyourpurseback。""I?"saidMr。Petulengro,"notI,indeedIdon’tthinkIamsuchafool。Ihavewonmywager,sopaymethefiveshillings,brother。""Dodropthisfolly,"saidI,"andtakeyourpurse;"andIflungitontheground。"Brother,"saidMr。
Petulengro,"youweretalkingofquarrellingwithmejustnow。Itellyounowonething,whichis,thatifyoudonottakebackthepurseIwillquarrelwithyou;anditshallbeforgoodandall。I’lldropyouracquaintance,nolongercallyoumypal,andnotevensaysarshantoyouwhenImeetyoubytheroadside。HirmidiblisIneverwill。"IsawbyJasper’slookandtonethathewasinearnest,and,asIhadreallyaregardforthestrangebeing,Iscarcelyknewwhattodo。"Now,bepersuaded,brother,"saidMr。Petulengro,takingupthepurse,andhandingittome;"bepersuaded;putthepurseintoyourpocket,andbuythehorse。""Well,"saidI,"ifIdidso,wouldyouacknowledgethehorsetobeyours,andreceivethemoneyagainassoonasIshouldbeabletorepayyou?"
"Iwould,brother,Iwould,"saidhe;"returnmethemoneyassoonasyouplease,providedyoubuythehorse。""Whatmotivehaveyouforwishingmetobuythathorse?"saidI。
"He’stobesoldforfiftypounds,"saidJasper,"andisworthfourtimesthatsum;though,likemanyasplendidbargain,heisnowgoingabegging;buyhim,andI’mconfidentthat,inalittletime,agrandgentlemanofyourappearancemayhaveanythingheasksforhim,andfoundafortunebyhismeans。Moreover,brother,Iwanttodisposeofthisfiftypoundsinasafemanner。Ifyoudon’ttakeit,Ishallfoolitawayinnotime,perhapsatcard—playing,foryousawhowIwascheatedbythoseblackguardjockeystheotherday—wegyptiansdon’tknowhowtotakecareofmoney:
ourbestplanwhenwehavegotahandfulofguineasistomakebuttonswiththem;butIhaveplentyofgoldenbuttons,anddon’twishtobetroubledwithmore,soyoucandomenogreaterfavourthanvestingthemoneyinthisspeculation,bywhichmymindwillberelievedofconsiderablecareandtroubleforsometimeatleast。"
PerceivingthatIstillhesitated,hesaid,"Perhaps,brother,youthinkIdidnotcomehonestlybythemoney:bythehonestestmannerintheworld,foritisthemoneyI
earntbyfightinginthering:Ididnotstealit,brother,nordidIgetitbydisposingofspavineddonkeys,orglanderedponies—norisit,brother,theprofitsofmywife’switchcraftanddukkerin。"
"But,"saidI,"youhadbetteremployitinyourtraffic。"
"Ihaveplentyofmoneyformytraffic,independentofthiscapital,"saidMr。Petulengro;"ay,brother,andenoughbesidestobackthehusbandofmywife’ssister,Sylvester,againstSlammocksoftheChonggavfortwentypounds,whichI
amthinkingofdoing。"
"But,"saidI,"afterall,thehorsemayhavefoundanotherpurchaserbythistime。""Nothe,"saidMr。Petulengro,"thereisnobodyinthisneighbourhoodtopurchaseahorselikethat,unlessitbeyourlordship—sotakethemoney,brother,"andhethrustthepurseintomyhand。Allowingmyselftobepersuaded,Ikeptpossessionofthepurse。"Areyousatisfiednow?"saidI。"Bynomeans,brother,"saidMr。
Petulengro,"youwillpleasetopaymethefiveshillingswhichyoulosttome。""Why,"saidI,"thefiftypoundswhichIfoundinmypocketwerenotmine,butputinbyyourself。""That’snothingtodowiththematter,brother,"
saidMr。Petulengro,"Ibettedyoufiveshillingsthatyouhadfiftypoundsinyourpocket,whichsumyouhad:Ididnotsaythattheywereyourown,butmerelythatyouhadfiftypounds;youwillthereforepayme,brother,orIshallnotconsideryouanhonourableman。"Notwishingtohaveanydisputeaboutsuchamatter,Itookfiveshillingsoutofmyunderpocket,andgavethemtohim。Mr。Petulengrotookthemoneywithgreatglee,observing—"ThesefiveshillingsI
willtaketothepublic—houseforthwith,andspendindrinkingwithfourofmybrethren,anddoingsowillgivemeanopportunityoftellingthelandlordthatIhavefoundacustomerforhishorse,andthatyouaretheman。Itwillbeaswelltosecurethehorseassoonaspossible;forthoughthedooktellsmethatthehorseisintendedforyou,Ihavenowandthenfoundthatthedockis,likemyself,somewhatgiventolying。"
Hethendeparted,andIremainedaloneinthedingle。I
thoughtatfirstthatIhadcommittedagreatpieceoffollyinconsentingtopurchasethishorse;Imightfindnodesirablepurchaserforhim,untilthemoneyinmypossessionshouldbetotallyexhausted,andthenImightbecompelledtosellhimforhalfthepriceIhadgivenforhim,orbeevengladtofindapersonwhowouldreceivehimatagift;I
shouldthenremainsanshorse,andindebtedtoMr。
Petulengro。Nevertheless,itwaspossiblethatImightsellthehorseveryadvantageously,andbysodoingobtainafundsufficienttoenablemetoexecutesomegrandenterpriseorother。Mypresentwayoflifeaffordednoprospectofsupport,whereasthepurchaseofthehorsedidaffordapossibilityofbetteringmycondition,so,afterall,hadI
notdonerightinconsentingtopurchasethehorse?thepurchasewastobemadewithanotherperson’sproperty,itistrue,andIdidnotexactlyliketheideaofspeculatingwithanotherperson’sproperty,butMr。Petulengrohadthrusthismoneyuponme,andifIlosthismoney,hecouldhavenoonebuthimselftoblame;soIpersuadedmyselfthatIhad,uponthewhole,doneright,andhavingcometothatpersuasion,I
soonbegantoenjoytheideaoffindingmyselfonhorsebackagain,andfiguredtomyselfallkindsofstrangeadventureswhichIshouldmeetwithontheroadsbeforethehorseandI
shouldpartcompany。
CHAPTERXIX
TryingtheHorse—TheFeatsofTawno—ManwiththeRedWaist—coat—DisposalofProperty。
ISAWnothingmoreofMr。Petulengrothatevening—onthemorrow,however,hecameandinformedmethathehadsecuredthehorseforme,andthatIwastogoandpayforitatnoon。Atthehourappointed,therefore,IwentwithMr。
PetulengroandTawnotothepublic,where,asbefore,therewasacrowdofcompany。Thelandlordreceivedusinthebarwithmarksofmuchsatisfactionandesteem,madeussitdown,andtreateduswithsomeexcellentmilddraughtale。"Whodoyouthinkhasbeenherethismorning?"hesaidtome,"why,thatfellowinblack,whocametocarrymeofftoahouseofPopishdevotion,whereIwastopasssevendaysandnightsinmeditation,asIthinkhecalledit,beforeIpubliclyrenouncedthereligionofmycountry。Ireadhimaprettylecture,callinghimseveralunhandsomenames,andaskinghimwhathemeantbyattemptingtoseduceachurch—wardenoftheChurchofEngland。Itellyouwhat,heransomedanger;forsomeofmycustomers,learninghiserrand,laidholdonhim,andwereabouttotosshiminablanket,andthenduckhiminthehorse—pond。I,however,interfered,andsaid,’thatwhathecameaboutwasbetweenmeandhim,andthatitwasnobusinessoftheirs。’Totellyouthetruth,Ifeltpityforthepoordevil,moreespeciallywhenIconsideredthattheymerelysidedagainsthimbecausetheythoughthimtheweakest,andthattheywouldhavewantedtoservemeinthesamemannerhadtheyconsideredmeadownpin;soIrescuedhimfromtheirhands,toldhimnottobeafraid,forthatnobodyshouldtouchhim,andofferedtotreathimtosomecoldginandwaterwithalumpofsugarinit;andonhisrefusing,toldhimthathehadbettermakehimselfscarce,whichhedid,andIhopeIshallneverseehimagain。SoI
supposeyouarecomeforthehorse;mercyuponus!whowouldhavethoughtyouwouldhavebecomethepurchaser?Thehorse,however,seemedtoknowitbyhisneighing。Howdidyouevercomebythemoney?however,that’snomatterofmine。I
supposeyouarestronglybackedbycertainfriendsyouhave。"
IinformedthelandlordthathewasrightinsupposingthatI
cameforthehorse,butthat,beforeIpaidforhim,Ishouldwishtoprovehiscapabilities。"Withallmyheart,"saidthelandlord。"Youshallmounthimthismoment。"Thengoingintothestable,hesaddledandbridledthehorse,andpresentlybroughthimoutbeforethedoor。Imountedhim,Mr。Petulengroputtingaheavywhipintomyhand,andsayingafewwordstomeinhisownmysteriouslanguage。"Thehorsewantsnowhip,"saidthelandlord。"Holdyourtongue,daddy,"saidMr。Petulengro。"Mypalknowsquitewellwhattodowiththewhip,he’snotgoingtobeatthehorsewithit。"Aboutfourhundredyardsfromthehousetherewasahill,tothefootofwhichtheroadranalmostonaperfectlevel;towardsthefootofthishillItrottedthehorse,whosetoffatalong,swiftpace,seeminglyattherateofaboutsixteenmilesanhour。Onreachingthefootofthehill,I
wheeledtheanimalround,andtrottedhimtowardsthehouse—
thehorsespedfasterthanbefore。Erehehadadvancedahundredyards,Itookoffmyhat,inobediencetotheadvicewhichMr。Petulengrohadgivenme,inhisownlanguage,andholdingitoverthehorse’sheadcommenceddrummingonthecrownwiththeknobofthewhip;thehorsegaveaslightstart,butinstantlyrecoveringhimself,continuedhistrottillhearrivedatthedoorofthepublic—house,amidsttheacclamationsofthecompany,whohadallrushedoutofthehousetobespectatorsofwhatwasgoingon。"Iseenowwhatyouwantedthewhipfor,"saidthelandlord,"andsureenough,thatdrummingonyourhatwasnobadwayoflearningwhetherthehorsewasquietornot。Well,didyoueverseeamorequiethorse,orabettertrotter?""Mycobshalltrotagainsthim,"saidafellow,dressedinvelveteen,mountedonalowpowerful—lookinganimal。"Mycobshalltrotagainsthimtothehillandbackagain—comeon!"Webothstarted;
thecobkeptupgallantlyagainstthehorseforabouthalfwaytothehill,whenhebegantoloseground;atthefootofthehillhewasaboutfifteenyardsbehind。WhereuponI
turnedslowlyandwaitedforhim。Wethensetofftowardsthehouse,butnowthecobhadnochance,beingatleasttwentyyardsbehindwhenIreachedthedoor。Thisrunningofthehorse,thewilduncouthformsaroundme,andthealeandbeerwhichwerebeingguzzledfrompotsandflagons,putmewonderfullyinmindoftheancienthorse—racesoftheheathennorth。IalmostimaginedmyselfGunnarofHlitharendattheraceof—
"Areyousatisfied?"saidthelandlord。"Didn’tyoutellmethathecouldleap?"Idemanded。"Iamtoldhecan,"saidthelandlord;"butIcan’tconsentthatheshouldbetriedinthatway,ashemightbedamaged。""That’sright!"saidMr。
Petulengro,"don’ttrustmypaltoleapthathorse,he’llmerelyflinghimdown,andbreakhisneckandhisown。
There’sabettermanthanhecloseby;lethimgetonhisbackandleaphim。""Youmeanyourself,Isuppose,"saidthelandlord。"Well,Icallthattalkingmodestly,andnothingbecomesayoungmanmorethanmodesty。""Ita’n’tI,daddy,"
saidMr。Petulengro。"Here’stheman,"saidhe,pointingtoTawno。"Here’sthehorse—leaperoftheworld!""Youmeanthehorse—backbreaker,"saidthelandlord。"Thatbigfellowwouldbreakdownmycousin’shorse。""Why,heweighsonlysixteenstone,"saidMr。Petulengro。"Andhissixteenstone,withhiswayofhandlingahorse,doesnotpresssomuchasanyotherone’sthirteen。Onlylethimgetonthehorse’sback,andyou’llseewhathecando!""No,"saidthelandlord,"itwon’tdo。"WhereuponMr。Petulengrobecameverymuchexcited;andpullingoutahandfulofmoney,said,"I’lltellyouwhat,I’llforfeittheseguineas,ifmyblackpaltheredoesthehorseanykindofdamage;duckmeinthehorse—pondifIdon’t。""Well,"saidthelandlord,"forthesportofthethingIconsent,soletyourwhitepalgetdown,andourblackpalmountassoonashepleases。"IfeltrathermortifiedatMr。Petulengro’sinterference;andshowednodispositiontoquitmyseat;whereuponhecameuptomeandsaid,"Now,brother,dogetoutofthesaddle—youarenobadhandattrotting,Iamwillingtoacknowledgethat;
butatleapingahorsethereisnoonelikeTawno。Leteverydogbepraisedforhisowngift。Youhavebeenshowingoffinyourlineforthelasthalf—hour;nowdogiveTawnoachanceofexhibitingalittle;poorfellow,hehasn’toftenachanceofexhibiting,ashiswifekeepshimsomuchoutofsight。"Notwishingtoappeardesirousofengrossingthepublicattention,andfeelingratherdesiroustoseehowTawno,ofwhoseexploitsinleapinghorsesIhadfrequentlyheard,wouldacquithimselfintheaffair,Iatlengthdismounted,andTawno,atabound,leapedintothesaddle,wherehereallylookedlikeGunnarofHlitharend,saveandexceptthecomplexionofGunnarwasflorid,whereasthatofTawnowasofnearlyMulattodarkness;andthatallTawno’sfeatureswerecastintheGrecianmodel,whereasGunnarhadasnubnose。"There’saleaping—barbehindthehouse,"saidthelandlord。"Leaping—bar!"saidMr。Petulengro,scornfully。"Doyouthinkmyblackpaleverridesataleaping—bar?Nomorethanawindle—straw。Leapoverthatmeadow—wall,Tawno。"Justpastthehouse,inthedirectioninwhichIhadbeentrotting,wasawallaboutfourfeethigh,beyondwhichwasasmallmeadow。Tawnorodethehorsegentlyuptothewall,permittedhimtolookover,thenbackedhimforabouttenyards,andpressinghiscalvesagainstthehorse’ssides,heloosedtherein,andthehorselaunchingforward,tooktheleapingallantstyle。"Welldone,manandhorse!"saidMr。Petulengro,"nowcomeback,Tawno。"Theleapfromthesideofthemeadowwas,however,somewhathigher;andthehorse,whenpushedatit,atfirstturnedaway;whereuponTawnobackedhimtoagreaterdistance,pushedthehorsetoafullgallop,givingawildcry;whereuponthehorseagaintookthewall,slightlygrazingoneofhislegsagainstit。"Anearthing,"saidthelandlord;"butagoodleap。Now,nomoreleaping,solongasIhavecontrolovertheanimal。"Thehorsewasthenledbacktothestable;andthelandlord,myselfandcompanionsgoingintothebar,Ipaiddownthemoneyforthehorse。
Scarcelywasthebargainconcluded,whentwoorthreeofthecompanybegantoenvymethepossessionofthehorse,andforcingtheirwayintothebar,withmuchnoiseandclamour,saidthatthehorsehadbeensoldtoocheap。Onefellow,inparticular,witharedwaistcoat,thesonofawealthyfarmer,saidthatifhehadbutknownthatthehorsehadbeensogoodaone,hewouldhaveboughtitatthefirstpriceaskedforit,whichhewasnowwillingtopay,thatisto—
morrow,supposing—"supposingyourfatherwillletyouhavethemoney,"saidthelandlord,"which,afterall,mightnotbethecase;but,howeverthatmaybe,itistoolatenow。I
thinkmyselfthehorsehasbeensoldfortoolittlemoney,butifsoallthebetterfortheyoungman,whocameforwardwhennootherbodydidwithhismoneyinhishand。There,takeyourselvesoutofmybar,"hesaidtothefellows;"andaprettyscoundrelyou,"saidhetothemanoftheredwaistcoat,"tosaythehorsehasbeensoldtoocheap;why,itwasonlyyesterdayyousaidhewasgoodfornothing,andwerepassingallkindsofjokesathim。Takeyourselfoutofmybar,Isay,youandallofyou,"andheturnedthefellowsout。Ithenaskedthelandlordwhetherhewouldpermitthehorsetoremaininthestableforashorttime,providedI
paidforhisentertainment;andonhiswillinglyconsenting,Itreatedmyfriendswithale,andthenreturnedwiththemtotheencampment。
ThateveningIinformedMr。PetulengroandhispartythatonthemorrowIintendedtomountmyhorse,andleavethatpartofthecountryinquestofadventures;inquiringofJasperwhere,intheeventofmysellingthehorseadvantageously,I
mightmeetwithhim,andrepaythemoneyIhadborrowedofhim;whereuponMr。PetulengroinformedmethatinabouttenweeksImightfindhimatacertainplaceattheChonggav。
IthenstatedthatasIcouldnotwellcarrywithmethepropertywhichIpossessedinthedingle,whichafterallwasofnoconsiderablevalue,Ihadresolvedtobestowthesaidproperty,namely,thepony,tent,tinker—tools,etc。,onUrsulaandherhusband,partlybecausetheywerepoor,andpartlyonaccountofthegreatkindnesswhichIboretoUrsula,fromwhomIhad,onvariousoccasions,experiencedallmannerofcivility,particularlyinregardtocrabbedwords。Onhearingthisintelligence,Ursulareturnedmanythankstohergentlebrother,asshecalledme,andSylvesterwassooverjoyedthat,castingasidehisusualphlegm,hesaidIwasthebestfriendhehadeverhadintheworld,andintestimonyofhisgratitudesworethathewouldpermithiswifetogivemeachoomerinthepresenceofthewholecompany,whichoffer,however,metwithaverymortifyingreception,thecompanyfrowningdisapprobation,Ursulaprotestingagainstanythingofthekind,andImyselfshowingnoforwardnesstoavailmyselfofit,havinginheritedfromnatureaconsiderablefundofmodesty,towhichwasaddednoslightstoreacquiredinthecourseofmyIrisheducation。I
passedthatnightaloneinthedingleinaverymelancholymanner,withlittleornosleep,thinkingofIsopelBerners;
andinthemorningwhenIquitteditIshedseveraltears,asIreflectedthatIshouldprobablyneveragainseethespotwhereIhadpassedsomanyhoursinhercompany。