Ithasalsobeenthepeculiarlotofourcountrytobevisitedby
  theworstkindofEnglishtravellers。Whilemenofphilosophical
  spiritandcultivatedmindshavebeensentfromEnglandtoransackthe
  poles,topenetratethedeserts,andtostudythemannersand
  customsofbarbarousnations,withwhichshecanhavenopermanent
  intercourseofprofitorpleasure;ithasbeenlefttothebroken—down
  tradesman,theschemingadventurer,thewanderingmechanic,the
  ManchesterandBirminghamagent,tobeheroraclesrespectingAmerica。
  Fromsuchsourcessheiscontenttoreceiveherinformationrespecting
  acountryinasingularstateofmoralandphysicaldevelopment;a
  countryinwhichoneofthegreatestpoliticalexperimentsinthe
  historyoftheworldisnowperforming;andwhichpresentsthemost
  profoundandmomentousstudiestothestatesmanandthephilosopher。
  ThatsuchmenshouldgiveprejudicialaccountsofAmericaisnota
  matterofsurprise。Thethemesitoffersforcontemplationaretoo
  vastandelevatedfortheircapacities。Thenationalcharacteris
  yetinastateoffermentation;itmayhaveitsfrothinessand
  sediment,butitsingredientsaresoundandwholesome;ithas
  alreadygivenproofsofpowerfulandgenerousqualities;andthewhole
  promisestosettledownintosomethingsubstantiallyexcellent。But
  thecauseswhichareoperatingtostrengthenandennobleit,andits
  dailyindicationsofadmirableproperties,arealllostuponthese
  purblindobservers;whoareonlyaffectedbythelittleasperities
  incidenttoitspresentsituation。Theyarecapableofjudgingonlyof
  thesurfaceofthings;ofthosematterswhichcomeincontactwith
  theirprivateinterestsandpersonalgratifications。Theymisssomeof
  thesnugconveniencesandpettycomfortswhichbelongtoanold,
  highly—finished,andover—populousstateofsociety;wheretheranks
  ofusefullaborarecrowded,andmanyearnapainfulandservile
  subsistencebystudyingtheverycapricesofappetiteand
  self—indulgence。Theseminorcomforts,however,areall—importantin
  theestimationofnarrowminds;whicheitherdonotperceive,or
  willnotacknowledge,thattheyaremorethancounterbalancedamongus
  bygreatandgenerallydiffusedblessings。
  Theymay,perhaps,havebeendisappointedinsomeunreasonable
  expectationofsuddengain。TheymayhavepicturedAmericato
  themselvesanElDorado,wheregoldandsilverabounded,andthe
  nativeswerelackinginsagacity;andwheretheyweretobecome
  strangelyandsuddenlyrich,insomeunforeseen,buteasymanner。
  Thesameweaknessofmindthatindulgesabsurdexpectationsproduces
  petulanceindisappointment。Suchpersonsbecomeembitteredagainst
  thecountryonfindingthatthere,aseverywhereelse,amanmust
  sowbeforehecanreap;mustwinwealthbyindustryandtalent;and
  mustcontendwiththecommondifficultiesofnature,andthe
  shrewdnessofanintelligentandenterprisingpeople。
  Perhaps,throughmistaken,orill—directedhospitality,orfrom
  thepromptdispositiontocheerandcountenancethestranger,
  prevalentamongmycountrymen,theymayhavebeentreatedwith
  unwontedrespectinAmerica;andhavingbeenaccustomedalltheir
  livestoconsiderthemselvesbelowthesurfaceofgoodsociety,and
  broughtupinaservilefeelingofinferiority,theybecomearrogant
  onthecommonboonofcivility:theyattributetothelowlinessof
  otherstheirownelevation;andunderrateasocietywherethereareno
  artificialdistinctions,andwhere,byanychance,suchindividualsas
  themselvescanrisetoconsequence。
  Onewouldsuppose,however,thatinformationcomingfromsuch
  sources,onasubjectwherethetruthissodesirable,wouldbe
  receivedwithcautionbythecensorsofthepress;thatthemotivesof
  thesemen,theirveracity,theiropportunitiesofinquiryand
  observation,andtheircapacitiesforjudgingcorrectly,wouldbe
  rigorouslyscrutinizedbeforetheirevidencewasadmitted,insuch
  sweepingextent,againstakindrednation。Theveryreverse,
  however,isthecase,anditfurnishesastrikinginstanceofhuman
  inconsistency。NothingcansurpassthevigilancewithwhichEnglish
  criticswillexaminethecredibilityofthetravellerwhopublishesan
  accountofsomedistant,andcomparativelyunimportantcountry。How
  warilywilltheycomparethemeasurementsofapyramid,orthe
  descriptionsofaruin;andhowsternlywilltheycensureany
  inaccuracyinthesecontributionsofmerelycuriousknowledge:while
  theywillreceive,witheagernessandunhesitatingfaith,thegross
  misrepresentationsofcoarseandobscurewriters,concerningacountry
  withwhichtheirownisplacedinthemostimportantanddelicate
  relations。Nay,theywillevenmaketheseapocryphalvolumes
  text—books,onwhichtoenlargewithazealandanabilityworthyofa
  moregenerouscause。
  Ishallnot,however,dwellonthisirksomeandhackneyedtopic;nor
  shouldIhaveadvertedtoit,butfortheundueinterestapparently
  takeninitbymycountrymen,andcertaininjuriouseffectswhichI
  apprehendeditmightproduceuponthenationalfeeling。Weattach
  toomuchconsequencetotheseattacks。Theycannotdousanyessential
  injury。Thetissueofmisrepresentationsattemptedtobewovenround
  usarelikecobwebswovenroundthelimbsofaninfantgiant。Our
  countrycontinuallyoutgrowsthem。Onefalsehoodafteranotherfalls
  offofitself。Wehavebuttoliveon,andeverydayweliveawhole
  volumeofrefutation。
  AllthewritersofEnglandunited,ifwecouldforamoment
  supposetheirgreatmindsstoopingtosounworthyacombination,could
  notconcealourrapidly—growingimportance,andmatchless
  prosperity。Theycouldnotconcealthattheseareowing,notmerelyto
  physicalandlocal,butalsotomoralcauses—tothepolitical
  liberty,thegeneraldiffusionofknowledge,theprevalenceofsound
  moralandreligiousprinciples,whichgiveforceandsustained
  energytothecharacterofapeople;andwhich,infact,havebeenthe
  acknowledgedandwonderfulsupportersoftheirownnationalpower
  andglory。
  ButwhyarewesoexquisitelyalivetotheaspersionsofEngland?
  Whydowesufferourselvestobesoaffectedbythecontumelyshe
  hasendeavoredtocastuponus?ItisnotintheopinionofEngland
  alonethathonorlives,andreputationhasitsbeing。Theworldat
  largeisthearbiterofanation’sfame;withitsthousandeyesit
  witnessesanation’sdeeds,andfromtheircollectivetestimonyis
  nationalgloryornationaldisgraceestablished。
  Forourselves,therefore,itiscomparativelyofbutlittle
  importancewhetherEnglanddoesusjusticeornot;itis,perhaps,
  offarmoreimportancetoherself。Sheisinstillingangerand
  resentmentintothebosomofayouthfulnation,togrowwithits
  growthandstrengthenwithitsstrength。IfinAmerica,assomeofher
  writersarelaboringtoconvinceher,sheishereaftertofindan
  invidiousrival,andagiganticfoe,shemaythankthosevery
  writersforhavingprovokedrivalshipandirritatedhostility。Every
  oneknowstheall—pervadinginfluenceofliteratureatthepresent
  day,andhowmuchtheopinionsandpassionsofmankindareunderits
  control。Themerecontestsoftheswordaretemporary;theirwounds
  arebutintheflesh,anditistheprideofthegeneroustoforgive
  andforgetthem;buttheslandersofthepenpiercetotheheart;they
  ranklelongestinthenoblestspirits;theydwelleverpresentin
  themind,andrenderitmorbidlysensitivetothemosttrifling
  collision。Itisbutseldomthatanyoneovertactproduces
  hostilitiesbetweentwonations;thereexists,mostcommonly,a
  previousjealousyandill—will;apredispositiontotakeoffence。
  Tracethesetotheircause,andhowoftenwilltheybefoundto
  originateinthemischievouseffusionsofmercenarywriters;who,
  secureintheirclosets,andforignominiousbread,concoctand
  circulatethevenomthatistoinflamethegenerousandthebrave。
  Iamnotlayingtoomuchstressuponthispoint;foritappliesmost
  emphaticallytoourparticularcase。Overnonationdoesthepress
  holdamoreabsolutecontrolthanoverthepeopleofAmerica;for
  theuniversaleducationofthepoorestclassesmakesevery
  individualareader。ThereisnothingpublishedinEnglandonthe
  subjectofourcountrythatdoesnotcirculatethrougheverypartof
  it。ThereisnotacalumnydroppedfromEnglishpen,noranunworthy
  sarcasmutteredbyanEnglishstatesman,thatdoesnotgotoblight
  good—will,andaddtothemassoflatentresentment。Possessing,then,
  asEnglanddoes,thefountain—headwhencetheliteratureofthe
  languageflows,howcompletelyisitinherpower,andhowtrulyisit
  herduty,tomakeitthemediumofamiableandmagnanimousfeeling—
  astreamwherethetwonationsmightmeettogether,anddrinkinpeace
  andkindness。Shouldshe,however,persistinturningittowaters
  ofbitterness,thetimemaycomewhenshemayrepentherfolly。The
  presentfriendshipofAmericamaybeofbutlittlemomenttoher;
  butthefuturedestiniesofthatcountrydonotadmitofadoubt;over
  thoseofEnglandtherelowersomeshadowsofuncertainty。Should,
  then,adayofgloomarrive;shouldthesereversesovertakeher,
  fromwhichtheproudestempireshavenotbeenexempt;shemaylook
  backwithregretatherinfatuation,inrepulsingfromhersidea
  nationshemighthavegrappledtoherbosom,andthusdestroyingher
  onlychanceforrealfriendshipbeyondtheboundariesofherown
  dominions。
  ThereisageneralimpressioninEngland,thatthepeopleofthe
  UnitedStatesareinimicaltotheparentcountry。Itisoneofthe
  errorswhichhavebeendiligentlypropagatedbydesigningwriters。
  Thereis,doubtless,considerablepoliticalhostility,andageneral
  sorenessattheilliberalityoftheEnglishpress;but,generally
  speaking,theprepossessionsofthepeoplearestronglyinfavorof
  England。Indeed,atonetime,theyamounted,inmanypartsofthe
  Union,toanabsurddegreeofbigotry。ThebarenameofEnglishmanwas
  apassporttotheconfidenceandhospitalityofeveryfamily,and
  toooftengaveatransientcurrencytotheworthlessandthe
  ungrateful。Throughoutthecountrytherewassomethingofenthusiasm
  connectedwiththeideaofEngland。Welookedtoitwithahallowed
  feelingoftendernessandveneration,asthelandofourforefathers—
  theaugustrepositoryofthemonumentsandantiquitiesofourrace—
  thebirthplaceandmausoleumofthesagesandheroesofourpaternal
  history。Afterourowncountry,therewasnoneinwhoseglorywemore
  delighted—nonewhosegoodopinionweweremoreanxioustopossess—
  nonetowardswhichourheartsyearnedwithsuchthrobbingsofwarm
  consanguinity。Evenduringthelatewar,whenevertherewastheleast
  opportunityforkindfeelingstospringforth,itwasthedelightof
  thegenerousspiritsofourcountrytoshowthat,inthemidstof
  hostilities,theystillkeptalivethesparksoffuturefriendship。
  Isallthistobeatanend?Isthisgoldenbandofkindred
  sympathies,sorarebetweennations,tobebrokenforever?—Perhaps
  itisforthebest—itmaydispelanillusionwhichmighthavekeptus
  inmentalvassalage;whichmighthaveinterferedoccasionallywithour
  trueinterests,andpreventedthegrowthofpropernationalpride。But
  itishardtogiveupthekindredtie!andtherearefeelingsdearer
  thaninterest—closertotheheartthanpride—thatwillstillmakeus
  castbackalookofregret,aswewanderfartherandfartherfrom
  thepaternalroof,andlamentthewaywardnessoftheparentthatwould
  repeltheaffectionsofthechild。
  Short—sightedandinjudicious,however,astheconductofEngland
  maybeinthissystemofaspersion,recriminationonourpartwouldbe
  equallyill—judged。Ispeaknotofapromptandspiritedvindication
  ofourcountry,northekeenestcastigationofherslanderers—butI
  alludetoadispositiontoretaliateinkind;toretortsarcasm,and
  inspireprejudice;whichseemstobespreadingwidelyamongour
  writers。Letusguardparticularlyagainstsuchatemper,foritwould
  doubletheevilinsteadofredressingthewrong。Nothingissoeasy
  andinvitingastheretortofabuseandsarcasm;butitisapaltry
  andanunprofitablecontest。Itisthealternativeofamorbidmind,
  frettedintopetulance,ratherthanwarmedintoindignation。If
  Englandiswillingtopermitthemeanjealousiesoftrade,orthe
  rancorousanimositiesofpolitics,todepravetheintegrityofher
  press,andpoisonthefountainofpublicopinion,letusbewareofher
  example。Shemaydeemitherinteresttodiffuseerror,andengender
  antipathy,forthepurposeofcheckingemigration;wehaveno
  purposeofthekindtoserve。Neitherhaveweanyspiritofnational
  jealousytogratify,forasyet,inallourrivalshipswithEngland,
  wearetherisingandthegainingparty。Therecanbenoendto
  answer,therefore,butthegratificationofresentment—amere
  spiritofretaliation;andeventhatisimpotent。Ourretortsare
  neverrepublishedinEngland;theyfallshort,therefore,oftheir
  aim;buttheyfosteraquerulousandpeevishtemperamongourwriters;
  theysourthesweetflowofourearlyliterature,andsowthornsand
  bramblesamongitsblossoms。Whatisstillworse,theycirculate
  throughourowncountry,and,asfarastheyhaveeffect,excite
  virulentnationalprejudices。Thislastistheevilmostespeciallyto
  bedeprecated。Governed,asweare,entirelybypublicopinion,the
  utmostcareshouldbetakentopreservethepurityofthepublicmind。
  Knowledgeispower,andtruthisknowledge;whoever,therefore,
  knowinglypropagatesaprejudice,willfullysapsthefoundationofhis
  country’sstrength。
  Themembersofarepublic,aboveallothermen,shouldbecandidand
  dispassionate。Theyare,individually,portionsofthesovereign
  mindandsovereignwill,andshouldbeenabledtocometoall
  questionsofnationalconcernwithcalmandunbiasedjudgments。From
  thepeculiarnatureofourrelationswithEngland,wemusthavemore
  frequentquestionsofadifficultanddelicatecharacterwithherthan
  withanyothernation;questionsthataffectthemostacuteand
  excitablefeelings;andas,intheadjustingofthese,ournational
  measuresmustultimatelybedeterminedbypopularsentiment,wecannot
  betooanxiouslyattentivetopurifyitfromalllatentpassionor
  prepossession。
  Opening,too,aswedo,anasylumforstrangersfromeveryportion
  oftheearth,weshouldreceiveallwithimpartiality。Itshouldbe
  ourpridetoexhibitanexampleofonenation,atleast,destitute
  ofnationalantipathies,andexercisingnotmerelytheovertactsof
  hospitality,butthosemorerareandnoblecourtesieswhichspring
  fromtheliberalityofopinion。
  Whathavewetodowithnationalprejudices?Theyaretheinveterate
  diseasesofoldcountries,contractedinrudeandignorantages,
  whennationsknewbutlittleofeachother,andlookedbeyondtheir
  ownboundarieswithdistrustandhostility。We,onthecontrary,
  havesprungintonationalexistenceinanenlightenedand
  philosophicage,whenthedifferentpartsofthehabitableworld,
  andthevariousbranchesofthehumanfamily,havebeen
  indefatigablystudiedandmadeknowntoeachother;andweforego
  theadvantagesofourbirth,ifwedonotshakeoffthenational
  prejudices,aswewouldthelocalsuperstitionsoftheoldworld。
  Butaboveallletusnotbeinfluencedbyanyangryfeelings,sofar
  astoshutoureyestotheperceptionofwhatisreallyexcellent
  andamiableintheEnglishcharacter。Weareayoungpeople,
  necessarilyanimitativeone,andmusttakeourexamplesandmodels,
  inagreatdegree,fromtheexistingnationsofEurope。Thereisno
  countrymoreworthyofourstudythanEngland。Thespiritofher
  constitutionismostanalogoustoours。Themannersofherpeople—
  theirintellectualactivity—theirfreedomofopinion—theirhabitsof
  thinkingonthosesubjectswhichconcernthedearestinterestsand
  mostsacredcharitiesofprivatelife,areallcongenialtothe
  Americancharacter;and,infact,areallintrinsicallyexcellent;for
  itisinthemoralfeelingofthepeoplethatthedeepfoundations
  ofBritishprosperityarelaid;andhoweverthesuperstructuremay
  betime—worn,oroverrunbyabuses,theremustbesomethingsolidin
  thebasis,admirableinthematerials,andstableinthestructure
  ofanedifice,thatsolonghastoweredunshakenamidstthetempests
  oftheworld。
  Letitbetheprideofourwriters,therefore,discardingall
  feelingsofirritation,anddisdainingtoretaliatetheilliberality
  ofBritishauthors,tospeakoftheEnglishnationwithout
  prejudice,andwithdeterminedcandor。Whiletheyrebukethe
  indiscriminatingbigotrywithwhichsomeofourcountrymenadmire
  andimitateeverythingEnglish,merelybecauseitisEnglish,let
  themfranklypointoutwhatisreallyworthyofapprobation。Wemay
  thusplaceEnglandbeforeusasaperpetualvolumeofreference,
  whereinarerecordedsounddeductionsfromagesofexperience;and
  whileweavoidtheerrorsandabsurditieswhichmayhavecreptinto
  thepage,wemaydrawthencegoldenmaximsofpracticalwisdom,
  wherewithtostrengthenandtoembellishournationalcharacter。
  THEEND。
  1819—20
  THESKETCHBOOK
  LONDONANTIQUES
  byWashingtonIrving
  —Idowalk
  MethinkslikeGuidoVaux,withmydarklanthorn,
  Stealingtosetthetowno’fire;i’th’country
  IshouldbetakenforWilliamo’theWisp,
  OrRobinGoodfellow。
  FLETCHER。
  IAMsomewhatofanantiquityhunter,andamfondofexploring
  Londoninquestoftherelicsofoldtimes。Theseareprincipallyto
  befoundinthedepthsofthecity,swallowedupandalmostlostin
  awildernessofbrickandmortar;butderivingpoeticalandromantic
  interestfromthecommonplaceprosaicworldaroundthem。Iwas
  struckwithaninstanceofthekindinthecourseofarecentsummer
  rambleintothecity;forthecityisonlytobeexploredtoadvantage
  insummertime,whenfreefromthesmokeandfog,andrainandmud
  ofwinter。Ihadbeenbuffetingforsometimeagainstthecurrentof
  populationsettingthroughFleet—street。Thewarmweatherhadunstrung
  mynerves,andmademesensitivetoeveryjarandjostleand
  discordantsound。Thefleshwasweary,thespiritfaint,andIwas
  gettingoutofhumorwiththebustlingbusythrongthroughwhichIhad
  tostruggle,wheninafitofdesperationItoremywaythroughthe
  crowd,plungedintoabylane,andafterpassingthroughseveral
  obscurenooksandangles,emergedintoaquaintandquietcourtwitha
  grassplotinthecentre,overhungbyelms,andkeptperpetually
  freshandgreenbyafountainwithitssparklingjetofwater。A
  studentwithbookinhandwasseatedonastonebench,partlyreading,
  partlymeditatingonthemovementsoftwoorthreetrimnursery
  maidswiththeirinfantcharges。
  IwaslikeanArab,whohadsuddenlycomeuponanoasisamidthe
  pantingsterilityofthedesert。Bydegreesthequietandcoolness
  oftheplacesoothedmynervesandrefreshedmyspirit。Ipursuedmy
  walk,andcame,hardbytoaveryancientchapel,withalow—browed
  Saxonportalofmassiveandricharchitecture。Theinteriorwas
  circularandlofty,andlightedfromabove。Aroundweremonumental
  tombsofancientdate,onwhichwereextendedthemarbleeffigiesof
  warriorsinarmor。Somehadthehandsdevoutlycrosseduponthe
  breast;othersgraspedthepommelofthesword,menacinghostility
  eveninthetomb!—whilethecrossedlegsofseveralindicated
  soldiersoftheFaithwhohadbeenoncrusadestotheHolyLand。
  Iwas,infact,inthechapeloftheKnightsTemplars,strangely
  situatedintheverycentreofsordidtraffic;andIdonotknowa
  moreimpressivelessonforthemanoftheworldthanthussuddenly
  toturnasidefromthehighwayofbusymoney—seekinglife,andsit
  downamongtheseshadowysepulchres,whereallistwilight,dust,
  andforgetfulness。
  Inasubsequenttourofobservation,Iencounteredanotherof
  theserelicsofa"foregoneworld"lockedupintheheartofthecity。
  Ihadbeenwanderingforsometimethroughdullmonotonousstreets,
  destituteofanythingtostriketheeyeorexcitetheimagination,
  whenIbeheldbeforemeaGothicgatewayofmoulderingantiquity。It
  openedintoaspaciousquadrangleformingthecourt—yardofa
  statelyGothicpile,theportalofwhichstoodinvitinglyopen。
  Itwasapparentlyapublicedifice,andasIwasantiquity
  hunting,Iventuredin,thoughwithdubioussteps。Meetingnoone
  eithertoopposeorrebukemyintrusion,IcontinuedonuntilI
  foundmyselfinagreathall,withaloftyarchedroofandoaken
  gallery,allofGothicarchitecture。Atoneendofthehallwasan
  enormousfireplace,withwoodensettlesoneachside;attheotherend
  wasaraisedplatform,ordais,theseatofstate,abovewhichwasthe
  portraitofamaninantiquegarb,withalongrobe,aruff,anda
  venerablegraybeard。
  Thewholeestablishmenthadanairofmonasticquietand
  seclusion,andwhatgaveitamysteriouscharm,was,thatIhadnot
  metwithahumanbeingsinceIhadpassedthethreshold。
  Encouragedbythisloneliness,Iseatedmyselfinarecessofa
  largebowwindow,whichadmittedabroadfloodofyellowsunshine,
  checkeredhereandtherebytintsfrompanesofcoloredglass;while
  anopencasementletinthesoftsummerair。Here,leaningmyhead
  onmyhand,andmyarmonanoldoakentable,Iindulgedinasort
  ofreverieaboutwhatmighthavebeentheancientusesofthis
  edifice。Ithadevidentlybeenofmonasticorigin;perhapsoneof
  thosecollegiateestablishmentsbuiltofyoreforthepromotionof
  learning,wherethepatientmonk,intheamplesolitudeofthe
  cloister,addedpagetopageandvolumetovolume,emulatinginthe
  productionofhisbrainthemagnitudeofthepileheinhabited。
  AsIwasseatedinthismusingmood,asmallpanelleddoorinan
  archattheupperendofthehallwasopened,andanumberof
  gray—headedoldmen,cladinlongblackcloaks,cameforthonebyone;
  proceedinginthatmannerthroughthehall,withoututteringaword,
  eachturningapalefaceonmeashepassed,anddisappearing
  throughadooratthelowerend。
  Iwassingularlystruckwiththeirappearance;theirblackcloaks
  andantiquatedaircomportedwiththestyleofthismostvenerableand
  mysteriouspile。Itwasasiftheghostsofthedepartedyears,
  aboutwhichIhadbeenmusing,werepassinginreviewbeforeme。
  Pleasingmyselfwithsuchfancies,Isetout,inthespiritof
  romance,toexplorewhatIpicturedtomyselfarealmofshadows,
  existingintheverycentreofsubstantialrealities。
  Myrambleledmethroughalabyrinthofinteriorcourts,and
  corridors,anddilapidatedcloisters,forthemainedificehadmany
  additionsanddependencies,builtatvarioustimesandinvarious
  styles;inoneopenspaceanumberofboys,whoevidentlybelonged
  totheestablishment,wereattheirsports;buteverywhereI
  observedthosemysteriousoldgraymeninblackmantles,sometimes
  saunteringalone,sometimesconversingingroups:theyappearedto
  bethepervadinggeniioftheplace。InowcalledtomindwhatIhad
  readofcertaincollegesinoldtimes,wherejudicialastrology,
  geomancy,necromancy,andotherforbiddenandmagicalscienceswere
  taught。Wasthisanestablishmentofthekind,andwerethese
  black—cloakedoldmenreallyprofessorsoftheblackart?
  Thesesurmiseswerepassingthroughmymindasmyeyeglancedintoa
  chamber,hungroundwithallkindsofstrangeanduncouthobjects;
  implementsofsavagewarfare;strangeidolsandstuffedalligators;
  bottledserpentsandmonstersdecoratedthemantelpiece;whileon
  thehightesterofanold—fashionedbedsteadgrinnedahumanskull,
  flankedoneachsidebyadriedcat。