Baker'sBluejayYarn[WhatStumpedtheBlueJays]
  "WhenIfirstbeguntounderstandjaylanguagecorrectly,therewasalittleincidenthappenedhere。Sevenyearsago,thelastmaninthisregionbutmemovedaway。Therestandshishouse——beenemptyeversince;aloghouse,withaplankroof——justonebigroom,andnomore;noceiling——nothingbetweentheraftersandthefloor。Well,oneSundaymorningIwassittingouthereinfrontofmycabin,withmycat,takingthesun,andlookingatthebluehills,andlisteningtotheleavesrustlingsolonelyinthetrees,andthinkingofthehomeawayyonderinthestates,thatIhadn'theardfrominthirteenyears,whenabluejaylitonthathouse,withanacorninhismouth,andsays,'Hello,IreckonI'vestrucksomething。'Whenhespoke,theacorndroppedoutofhismouthandrolleddowntheroof,ofcourse,buthedidn'tcare;hismindwasallonthethinghehadstruck。Itwasaknot-holeintheroof。
  Hecockedhisheadtooneside,shutoneeyeandputtheotheronetothehole,likeapossumlookingdownajug;
  thenheglancedupwithhisbrighteyes,gaveawinkortwowithhiswings——whichsignifiesgratification,youunderstand——andsays,'Itlookslikeahole,it'slocatedlikeahole——blamedifIdon'tbelieveitIS
  ahole!'
  "Thenhecockedhisheaddownandtookanotherlook;
  heglancesupperfectlyjoyful,thistime;winkshiswingsandhistailboth,andsays,'Oh,no,thisain'tnofatthing,Ireckon!IfIain'tinluck!——Whyit'saperfectlyeleganthole!'Soheflewdownandgotthatacorn,andfetcheditupanddroppeditin,andwasjusttiltinghisheadback,withtheheavenliestsmileonhisface,whenallofasuddenhewasparalyzedintoalisteningattitudeandthatsmilefadedgraduallyoutofhiscountenancelikebreathoff'narazor,andthequeerestlookofsurprisetookitsplace。Thenhesays,'Why,I
  didn'thearitfall!'Hecockedhiseyeattheholeagain,andtookalonglook;raisedupandshookhishead;
  steppedaroundtotheothersideoftheholeandtookanotherlookfromthatside;shookhisheadagain。
  Hestudiedawhile,thenhejustwentintotheDetails——
  walkedroundandroundtheholeandspiedintoitfromeverypointofthecompass。Nouse。Nowhetookathinkingattitudeonthecomboftheroofandscratchedthebackofhisheadwithhisrightfootaminute,andfinallysays,'Well,it'stoomanyforME,that'scertain;mustbeamightylonghole;however,Iain'tgotnotimetofoolaroundhere,Igotto"tendtobusiness";Ireckonit'sallright——chanceit,anyway。'
  "Soheflewoffandfetchedanotheracornanddroppeditin,andtriedtoflirthiseyetotheholequickenoughtoseewhatbecomeofit,buthewastoolate。
  Heheldhiseyethereasmuchasaminute;thenheraisedupandsighed,andsays,'Confoundit,Idon'tseemtounderstandthisthing,noway;however,I'lltackleheragain。'Hefetchedanotheracorn,anddonehislevelbesttoseewhatbecomeofit,buthecouldn't。Hesays,'Well,Ineverstrucknosuchaholeasthisbefore;
  I'moftheopinionit'satotallynewkindofahole。'
  Thenhebeguntogetmad。Heheldinforaspell,walkingupanddownthecomboftheroofandshakinghisheadandmutteringtohimself;buthisfeelingsgottheupperhandofhim,presently,andhebrokelooseandcussedhimselfblackintheface。Ineverseeabirdtakeonsoaboutalittlething。Whenhegotthroughhewalkstotheholeandlooksinagainforhalfaminute;
  thenhesays,'Well,you'realonghole,andadeephole,andamightysingularholealtogether——butI'vestartedintofillyou,andI'mdamnedifIDON'Tfillyou,ifittakesahundredyears!'
  "Andwiththat,awayhewent。Youneverseeabirdworksosinceyouwasborn。Helaidintohisworklikeanigger,andthewayhehoveacornsintothatholeforabouttwohoursandahalfwasoneofthemostexcitingandastonishingspectaclesIeverstruck。Heneverstoppedtotakealookanymore——hejusthove'eminandwentformore。Well,atlasthecouldhardlyflophiswings,hewassotuckeredout。Hecomesa-droppingdown,oncemore,sweatinglikeanice-pitcher,droppedhisacorninandsays,'NOWIguessI'vegotthebulgeonyoubythistime!'
  Sohebentdownforalook。Ifyou'llbelieveme,whenhisheadcomeupagainhewasjustpalewithrage。
  Hesays,'I'veshoveledacornsenoughintheretokeepthefamilythirtyyears,andifIcanseeasignofoneof'emIwishImaylandinamuseumwithabellyfullofsawdustintwominutes!'
  "Hejusthadstrengthenoughtocrawlupontothecombandleanhisbackaginthechimbly,andthenhecollectedhisimpressionsandbeguntofreehismind。
  IseeinasecondthatwhatIhadmistookforprofanityinthemineswasonlyjusttherudiments,asyoumaysay。
  "Anotherjaywasgoingby,andheardhimdoinghisdevotions,andstopstoinquirewhatwasup。Thesufferertoldhimthewholecircumstance,andsays,'Nowyonder'sthehole,andifyoudon'tbelieveme,goandlookforyourself。'
  Sothisfellowwentandlooked,andcomesbackandsays,"Howmanydidyousayyouputinthere?''Notanylessthantwotons,'saysthesufferer。Theotherjaywentandlookedagain。Hecouldn'tseemtomakeitout,soheraisedayell,andthreemorejayscome。Theyallexaminedthehole,theyallmadethesufferertellitoveragain,thentheyalldiscussedit,andgotoffasmanyleather-headedopinionsaboutitasanaveragecrowdofhumanscouldhavedone。
  "Theycalledinmorejays;thenmoreandmore,tillprettysoonthiswholeregion'pearedtohaveablueflushaboutit。
  Theremusthavebeenfivethousandofthem;andsuchanotherjawinganddisputingandrippingandcussing,youneverheard。Everyjayinthewholelotputhiseyetotheholeanddeliveredamorechuckle-headedopinionaboutthemysterythanthejaythatwenttherebeforehim。Theyexaminedthehouseallover,too。
  Thedoorwasstandinghalfopen,andatlastoneoldjayhappenedtogoandlightonitandlookin。Ofcourse,thatknockedthemysterygalley-westinasecond。
  Therelaytheacorns,scatteredalloverthefloor……
  Hefloppedhiswingsandraisedawhoop。'Comehere!'
  hesays,'Comehere,everybody;hang'difthisfoolhasn'tbeentryingtofillupahousewithacorns!'Theyallcamea-swoopingdownlikeabluecloud,andaseachfellowlitonthedoorandtookaglance,thewholeabsurdityofthecontractthatthatfirstjayhadtackledhithimhomeandhefelloverbackwardsuffocatingwithlaughter,andthenextjaytookhisplaceanddonethesame。
  "Well,sir,theyroostedaroundhereonthehousetopandthetreesforanhour,andguffawedoverthatthinglikehumanbeings。Itain'tanyusetotellmeabluejayhasn'tgotasenseofhumor,becauseIknowbetter。
  Andmemory,too。TheybroughtjaysherefromallovertheUnitedStatestolookdownthathole,everysummerforthreeyears。Otherbirds,too。AndtheycouldallseethepointexceptanowlthatcomefromNovaScotiatovisittheYoSemite,andhetookthisthinginonhiswayback。Hesaidhecouldn'tseeanythingfunnyinit。ButthenhewasagooddealdisappointedaboutYoSemite,too。"Humor,ajayknowswhenheisanassjustaswellasyoudo——maybebetter。Ifajayain'thuman,hebettertakeinhissign,that'sall。NowI'mgoingtotellyouaperfectlytruefactaboutsomebluejays。"
  CHAPTERIV
  StudentLife[TheLaboriousBeerKing]
  Thesummersemesterwasinfulltide;consequentlythemostfrequentfigureinandaboutHeidelbergwasthestudent。MostofthestudentswereGermans,ofcourse,buttherepresentativesofforeignlandswereverynumerous。Theyhailedfromeverycorneroftheglobe——forinstructionischeapinHeidelberg,andsoisliving,too。TheAnglo-AmericanClub,composedofBritishandAmericanstudents,hadtwenty-fivemembers,andtherewasstillmuchmateriallefttodrawfrom。
  Nine-tenthsoftheHeidelbergstudentsworenobadgeoruniform;theothertenthworecapsofvariouscolors,andbelongedtosocialorganizationscalled"corps。"Therewerefivecorps,eachwithacolorofitsown;therewerewhitecaps,bluecaps,andred,yellow,andgreenones。
  Thefamousduel-fightingisconfinedtothe"corps"boys。
  The"KNEIP"seemstobeaspecialtyoftheirs,too。
  Kneipsareheld,nowandthen,tocelebrategreatoccasions,liketheelectionofabeerking,forinstance。
  Thesolemnityissimple;thefivecorpsassembleatnight,andatasignaltheyallfallloadingthemselveswithbeer,outofpint-mugs,asfastaspossible,andeachmankeepshisowncount——usuallybylayingasidealucifermatchforeachmudheempties。Theelectionissoondecided。
  Whenthecandidatescanholdnomore,acountisinstitutedandtheonewhohasdrankthegreatestnumberofpintsisproclaimedking。Iwastoldthatthelastbeerkingelectedbythecorps——orbyhisowncapabilities——emptiedhismugseventy-fivetimes。Nostomachcouldholdallthatquantityatonetime,ofcourse——buttherearewaysoffrequentlycreatingavacuum,whichthosewhohavebeenmuchatseawillunderstand。
  Oneseessomanystudentsabroadatallhours,thathepresentlybeginstowonderiftheyeverhaveanyworking-hours。Someofthemhave,someofthemhaven't。
  Eachcanchooseforhimselfwhetherhewillworkorplay;
  forGermanuniversitylifeisaveryfreelife;
  itseemstohavenorestraints。Thestudentdoesnotliveinthecollegebuildings,buthireshisownlodgings,inanylocalityheprefers,andhetakeshismealswhenandwherehepleases。Hegoestobedwhenitsuitshim,anddoesnotgetupatallunlesshewantsto。
  Heisnotenteredattheuniversityforanyparticularlengthoftime;soheislikelytochangeabout。
  Hepassesnoexaminationsuponenteringcollege。
  Hemerelypaysatriflingfeeoffiveortendollars,receivesacardentitlinghimtotheprivilegesoftheuniversity,andthatistheendofit。Heisnowreadyforbusiness——orplay,asheshallprefer。Ifheelectstowork,hefindsalargelistoflecturestochoosefrom。
  Heselectsthesubjectswhichhewillstudy,andentershisnameforthesestudies;buthecanskipattendance。
  Theresultofthissystemis,thatlecture-coursesuponspecialtiesofanunusualnatureareoftendeliveredtoveryslimaudiences,whilethoseuponmorepracticalandevery-daymattersofeducationaredeliveredtoverylargeones。Iheardofonecasewhere,dayafterday,thelecturer'saudienceconsistedofthreestudents——andalwaysthesamethree。Butonedaytwoofthemremainedaway。
  Thelecturerbeganasusual——
  "Gentlemen,"——then,withoutasmile,hecorrectedhimself,saying——
  "Sir,"——andwentonwithhisdiscourse。
  ItissaidthatthevastmajorityoftheHeidelbergstudentsarehardworkers,andmakethemostoftheiropportunities;
  thattheyhavenosurplusmeanstospendindissipation,andnotimetospareforfrolicking。Onelecturefollowsrightontheheelsofanother,withverylittletimeforthestudenttogetoutofonehallandintothenext;
  buttheindustriousonesmanageitbygoingonatrot。
  Theprofessorsassisttheminthesavingoftheirtimebybeingpromptlyintheirlittleboxed-uppulpitswhenthehoursstrike,andaspromptlyoutagainwhenthehourfinishes。
  Ienteredanemptylecture-roomonedayjustbeforetheclockstruck。Theplacehadsimple,unpaintedpinedesksandbenchesforabouttwohundredpersons。
  Aboutaminutebeforetheclockstruck,ahundredandfiftystudentsswarmedin,rushedtotheirseats,immediatelyspreadopentheirnotebooksanddippedtheirpensinink。Whentheclockbegantostrike,aburlyprofessorentered,wasreceivedwitharoundofapplause,movedswiftlydownthecenteraisle,said"Gentlemen,"
  andbegantotalkasheclimbedhispulpitsteps;andbythetimehehadarrivedinhisboxandfacedhisaudience,hislecturewaswellunderwayandallthepensweregoing。
  Hehadnonotes,hetalkedwithprodigiousrapidityandenergyforanhour——thenthestudentsbegantoremindhimincertainwell-understoodwaysthathistimewasup;
  heseizedhishat,stilltalking,proceededswiftlydownhispulpitsteps,gotoutthelastwordofhisdiscourseashestruckthefloor;everybodyroserespectfully,andhesweptrapidlydowntheaisleanddisappeared。
  Aninstantrushforsomeotherlecture-roomfollowed,andinaminuteIwasalonewiththeemptybenchesoncemore。
  Yes,withoutdoubt,idlestudentsarenottherule。
  Outofeighthundredinthetown,Iknewthefacesofonlyaboutfifty;buttheseIsaweverywhere,anddaily。
  Theywalkedaboutthestreetsandthewoodedhills,theydroveincabs,theyboatedontheriver,theysippedbeerandcoffee,afternoons,intheSchlossgardens。
  Agoodmanyofthemworecoloredcapsofthecorps。
  Theywerefinelyandfashionablydressed,theirmannerswerequitesuperb,andtheyledaneasy,careless,comfortablelife。Ifadozenofthemsattogetherandaladyoragentlemanpassedwhomoneofthemknewandsaluted,theyallrosetotheirfeetandtookofftheircaps。
  Themembersofacorpsalwaysreceivedafellow-memberinthisway,too;buttheypaidnoattentiontomembersofothercorps;theydidnotseemtoseethem。Thiswasnotadiscourtesy;itwasonlyapartoftheelaborateandrigidcorpsetiquette。
  ThereseemstobenochillydistanceexistingbetweentheGermanstudentsandtheprofessor;but,onthecontrary,acompanionableintercourse,theoppositeofchillinessandreserve。Whentheprofessorentersabeer-hallintheeveningwherestudentsaregatheredtogether,theseriseupandtakeofftheircaps,andinvitetheoldgentlemantositwiththemandpartake。Heaccepts,andthepleasanttalkandthebeerflowforanhourortwo,andbyandbytheprofessor,properlychargedandcomfortable,givesacordialgoodnight,whilethestudentsstandbowinganduncovered;andthenhemovesonhishappywayhomewardwithallhisvastcargooflearningafloatinhishold。Nobodyfindsfaultorfeelsoutraged;
  noharmhasbeendone。
  Itseemedtobeapartofcorpsetiquettetokeepadogorso,too。Imeanacorpsdog——thecommonpropertyoftheorganization,likethecorpsstewardorheadservant;
  thenthereareotherdogs,ownedbyindividuals。
  OnasummerafternoonintheCastlegardens,Ihaveseensixstudentsmarchsolemnlyintothegrounds,insinglefile,eachcarryingabrightChineseparasolandleadingaprodigiousdogbyastring。Itwasaveryimposingspectacle。Sometimestherewouldbeasmanydogsaroundthepavilionasstudents;andofallbreedsandofalldegreesofbeautyandugliness。Thesedogshadaratherdrytimeofit;fortheyweretiedtothebenchesandhadnoamusementforanhourortwoatatimeexceptwhattheycouldgetoutofpawingatthegnats,ortryingtosleepandnotsucceeding。However,theygotalumpofsugaroccasionally——theywerefondofthat。
  Itseemedrightandproperthatstudentsshouldindulgeindogs;
  buteverybodyelsehadthem,too——oldmenandyoungones,oldwomenandniceyoungladies。Ifthereisonespectaclethatisunpleasanterthananother,itisthatofanelegantlydressedyoungladytowingadogbyastring。
  Itissaidtobethesignandsymbolofblightedlove。
  Itseemstomethatsomeotherwayofadvertisingitmightbedevised,whichwouldbejustasconspicuousandyetnotsotryingtotheproprieties。
  Itwouldbeamistaketosupposethattheeasy-goingpleasure-seekingstudentcarriesanemptyhead。
  Justthecontrary。Hehasspentnineyearsinthegymnasium,underasystemwhichallowedhimnofreedom,butvigorouslycompelledhimtoworklikeaslave。Consequently,hehasleftthegymnasiumwithaneducationwhichissoextensiveandcomplete,thatthemostauniversitycandoforitistoperfectsomeofitsprofounderspecialties。
  Itissaidthatwhenapupilleavesthegymnasium,henotonlyhasacomprehensiveeducation,butheKNOWSwhatheknows——itisnotbefoggedwithuncertainty,itisburntintohimsothatitwillstay。Forinstance,hedoesnotmerelyreadandwriteGreek,butspeaksit;thesamewiththeLatin。Foreignyouthsteerclearofthegymnasium;
  itsrulesaretoosevere。Theygototheuniversitytoputamansardroofontheirwholegeneraleducation;
  buttheGermanstudentalreadyhashismansardroof,sohegoestheretoaddasteepleinthenatureofsomespecialty,suchasaparticularbranchoflaw,ordiseasesoftheeye,orspecialstudyoftheancientGothictongues。
  SothisGermanattendsonlythelectureswhichbelongtothechosenbranch,anddrinkshisbeerandtowshisdogaroundandhasageneralgoodtimetherestoftheday。
  Hehasbeeninrigidbondagesolongthatthelargelibertyoftheuniversitylifeisjustwhatheneedsandlikesandthoroughlyappreciates;andasitcannotlastforever,hemakesthemostofitwhileitdoeslast,andsolaysupagoodrestagainstthedaythatmustseehimputonthechainsoncemoreandentertheslaveryofofficialorprofessionallife。
  CHAPTERV
  AttheStudents'Dueling-Ground[DuelingbyWholesale]
  Onedayintheinterestofsciencemyagentobtainedpermissiontobringmetothestudents'dueling-place。Wecrossedtheriveranddroveupthebankafewhundredyards,thenturnedtotheleft,enteredanarrowalley,followeditahundredyardsandarrivedatatwo-storypublichouse;
  wewereacquaintedwithitsoutsideaspect,foritwasvisiblefromthehotel。Wewentupstairsandpassedintoalargewhitewashedapartmentwhichwasperhapsfiftyfeetlongbythirtyfeetwideandtwentyortwenty-fivehigh。
  Itwasawell-lightedplace。Therewasnocarpet。
  Acrossoneendanddownbothsidesoftheroomextendedarowoftables,andatthesetablessomefiftyorseventy-fivestudents[1。SeeAppendixC]weresitting。
  Someofthemweresippingwine,otherswereplayingcards,otherschess,othergroupswerechattingtogether,andmanyweresmokingcigaretteswhiletheywaitedforthecomingduels。Nearlyallofthemworecoloredcaps;
  therewerewhitecaps,greencaps,bluecaps,redcaps,andbright-yellowones;so,allthefivecorpswerepresentinstrongforce。Inthewindowsatthevacantendoftheroomstoodsixoreight,narrow-bladedswordswithlargeprotectingguardsforthehand,andoutsidewasamanatworksharpeningothersonagrindstone。
  Heunderstoodhisbusiness;forwhenaswordlefthishandonecouldshavehimselfwithit。
  Itwasobservablethattheyounggentlemenneitherbowedtonorspokewithstudentswhosecapsdifferedincolorfromtheirown。Thisdidnotmeanhostility,butonlyanarmedneutrality。Itwasconsideredthatapersoncouldstrikeharderintheduel,andwithamoreearnestinterest,ifhehadneverbeeninaconditionofcomradeshipwithhisantagonist;therefore,comradeshipbetweenthecorpswasnotpermitted。Atintervalsthepresidentsofthefivecorpshaveacoldofficialintercoursewitheachother,butnothingfurther。Forexample,whentheregulardueling-dayofoneofthecorpsapproaches,itspresidentcallsforvolunteersfromamongthemembershiptoofferbattle;threeormorerespond——buttheremustnotbelessthanthree;thepresidentlaystheirnamesbeforetheotherpresidents,withtherequestthattheyfurnishantagonistsforthesechallengersfromamongtheircorps。
  Thisispromptlydone。Itchancedthatthepresentoccasionwasthebattle-dayoftheRedCapCorps。
  Theywerethechallengers,andcertaincapsofothercolorshadvolunteeredtomeetthem。ThestudentsfightduelsintheroomwhichIhavedescribed,TWODAYSINEVERYWEEK
  DURINGSEVENANDAHALFOREIGHTMONTHSINEVERYYEAR。
  ThiscustomhadcontinuedinGermanytwohundredandfiftyyears。
  Toreturntomynarrative。Astudentinawhitecapmetusandintroducedustosixoreightfriendsofhiswhoalsoworewhitecaps,andwhilewestoodconversing,twostrange-lookingfigureswereledinfromanotherroom。
  Theywerestudentspanopliedfortheduel。Theywerebareheaded;
  theireyeswereprotectedbyirongoggleswhichprojectedaninchormore,theleatherstrapsofwhichboundtheirearsflatagainsttheirheadswerewoundaroundandaroundwiththickwrappingswhichaswordcouldnotcutthrough;fromchintoankletheywerepaddedthoroughlyagainstinjury;theirarmswerebandagedandrebandaged,layeruponlayer,untiltheylookedlikesolidblacklogs。
  Theseweirdapparitionshadbeenhandsomeyouths,cladinfashionableattire,fifteenminutesbefore,butnowtheydidnotresembleanybeingsoneeverseesunlessinnightmares。Theystrodealong,withtheirarmsprojectingstraightoutfromtheirbodies;theydidnotholdthemoutthemselves,butfellow-studentswalkedbesidethemandgavetheneededsupport。
  Therewasarushforthevacantendoftheroom,now,andwefollowedandgotgoodplaces。Thecombatantswereplacedfacetoface,eachwithseveralmembersofhisowncorpsabouthimtoassist;twoseconds,wellpadded,andwithswordsintheirhands,tooktheirstations;
  astudentbelongingtoneitheroftheopposingcorpsplacedhimselfinagoodpositiontoumpirethecombat;
  anotherstudentstoodbywithawatchandamemorandum-booktokeeprecordofthetimeandthenumberandnatureofthewounds;agray-hairedsurgeonwaspresentwithhislint,hisbandages,andhisinstruments。Afteramoment'spausetheduelistssalutedtheumpirerespectfully,thenoneafteranothertheseveralofficialssteppedforward,gracefullyremovedtheircapsandsalutedhimalso,andreturnedtotheirplaces。Everythingwasreadynow;
  studentsstoodcrowdedtogetherintheforeground,andothersstoodbehindthemonchairsandtables。
  Everyfacewasturnedtowardthecenterofattraction。
  Thecombatantswerewatchingeachotherwithalerteyes;
  aperfectstillness,abreathlessinterestreigned。
  IfeltthatIwasgoingtoseesomewarywork。Butnotso。
  Theinstantthewordwasgiven,thetwoapparitionssprangforwardandbegantorainblowsdownuponeachotherwithsuchlightningrapiditythatIcouldnotquitetellwhetherIsawtheswordsoronlyflashestheymadeintheair;therattlingdinoftheseblowsastheystrucksteelorpaddingswassomethingwonderfullystirring,andtheywerestruckwithsuchterrificforcethatIcouldnotunderstandwhytheopposingswordwasnotbeatendownundertheassault。Presently,inthemidstofthesword-flashes,Isawahandfulofhairskipintotheairasifithadlainlooseonthevictim'sheadandabreathofwindhadpuffeditsuddenlyaway。
  Thesecondscried"Halt!"andknockedupthecombatants'
  swordswiththeirown。Theduelistssatdown;astudentofficialsteppedforward,examinedthewoundedheadandtouchedtheplacewithaspongeonceortwice;
  thesurgeoncameandturnedbackthehairfromthewound——
  andrevealedacrimsongashtwoorthreeincheslong,andproceededtobindanovalpieceofleatherandabunchoflintoverit;thetally-keepersteppedupandtalliedonefortheoppositioninhisbook。
  Thenthedueliststookpositionagain;asmallstreamofbloodwasflowingdownthesideoftheinjuredman'shead,andoverhisshoulderanddownhisbodytothefloor,buthedidnotseemtomindthis。Thewordwasgiven,andtheyplungedateachotherasfiercelyasbefore;
  oncemoretheblowsrainedandrattledandflashed;
  everyfewmomentsthequick-eyedsecondswouldnoticethataswordwasbent——thentheycalled"Halt!"struckupthecontendingweapons,andanassistingstudentstraightenedthebentone。
  Thewonderfulturmoilwenton——presentlyabrightsparksprungfromablade,andthatbladebrokeninseveralpieces,sentoneofitsfragmentsflyingtotheceiling。
  Anewswordwasprovidedandthefightproceeded。
  Theexercisewastremendous,ofcourse,andintimethefightersbegantoshowgreatfatigue。Theywereallowedtorestamoment,everylittlewhile;theygototherrestsbywoundingeachother,forthentheycouldsitdownwhilethedoctorappliedthelintandbandages。
  Thelawsisthatthebattlemustcontinuefifteenminutesifthemencanholdout;andasthepausesdonotcount,thisduelwasprotractedtotwentyorthirtyminutes,Ijudged。Atlastitwasdecidedthatthemenweretoomuchweariedtodobattlelonger。Theywereledawaydrenchedwithcrimsonfromheadtofoot。Thatwasagoodfight,butitcouldnotcount,partlybecauseitdidnotlastthelawfulfifteenminutesofactualfighting,andpartlybecauseneithermanwasdisabledbyhiswound。
  Itwasadrawnbattle,andcorpslawrequiresthatdrawnbattlesshallberefoughtassoonastheadversariesarewelloftheirhurts。
  Duringtheconflict,Ihadtalkedalittle,nowandthen,withayounggentlemanoftheWhiteCapCorps,andhehadmentionedthathewastofightnext——andhadalsopointedouthischallenger,ayounggentlemanwhowasleaningagainsttheoppositewallsmokingacigaretteandrestfullyobservingthedueltheninprogress。
  Myacquaintanceshipwithapartytothecomingcontesthadtheeffectofgivingmeakindofpersonalinterestinit;Inaturallywishedhemightwin,anditwasthereverseofpleasanttolearnthatheprobablywouldnot,because,althoughhewasanotableswordsman,thechallengerwasheldtobehissuperior。
  Theduelpresentlybeganandinthesamefuriouswaywhichhadmarkedthepreviousone。Istoodcloseby,butcouldnottellwhichblowstoldandwhichdidnot,theyfellandvanishedsolikeflashesoflight。Theyallseemedtotell;theswordsalwaysbentovertheopponents'
  heads,fromtheforeheadbackoverthecrown,andseemedtotouch,alltheway;butitwasnotso——aprotectingblade,invisibletome,wasalwaysinterposedbetween。
  Attheendoftensecondseachmanhadstrucktwelveorfifteenblows,andwardedofftwelveorfifteen,andnoharmdone;thenaswordbecamedisabled,andashortrestfollowedwhilstanewonewasbrought。EarlyinthenextroundtheWhiteCorpsstudentgotanuglywoundonthesideofhisheadandgavehisopponentonelikeit。
  Inthethirdroundthelatterreceivedanotherbadwoundinthehead,andtheformerhadhisunder-lipdivided。
  Afterthat,theWhiteCorpsstudentgavemanyseverewounds,butgotnoneoftheconsequenceinreturn。Attheendoffiveminutesfromthebeginningoftheduelthesurgeonstoppedit;thechallengingpartyhadsufferedsuchinjuriesthatanyadditiontothemmightbedangerous。
  Theseinjurieswereafearfulspectacle,butarebetterleftundescribed。So,againstexpectation,myacquaintancewasthevictor。
  CHAPTERVI
  [ASportthatSometimesKills]
  Thethirdduelwasbriefandbloody。Thesurgeonstoppeditwhenhesawthatoneofthemenhadreceivedsuchbadwoundsthathecouldnotfightlongerwithoutendangeringhislife。
  Thefourthduelwasatremendousencounter;butattheendoffiveorsixminutesthesurgeoninterferedoncemore:
  anothermansoseverelyhurtastorenderitunsafetoaddtohisharms。IwatchedthisengagementasIwatchedtheothers——withraptinterestandstrongexcitement,andwithashrinkandashudderforeveryblowthatlaidopenacheekoraforehead;andaconsciouspalingofmyfacewhenIoccasionallysawawoundofayetmoreshockingnatureinflicted。Myeyeswereupontheloserofthisduelwhenhegothislastandvanquishingwound——itwasinhisfaceanditcarriedawayhis——butnomatter,Imustnotenterintodetails。Ihadbutaglance,andthenturnedquickly,butIwouldnothavebeenlookingatallifI
  hadknownwhatwascoming。No,thatisprobablynottrue;
  onethinkshewouldnotlookifheknewwhatwascoming,buttheinterestandtheexcitementaresopowerfulthattheywoulddoubtlessconquerallotherfeelings;andso,underthefierceexhilarationoftheclashingsteel,hewouldyieldandlookafterall。Sometimesspectatorsoftheseduelsfaint——anditdoesseemaveryreasonablethingtodo,too。
  Bothpartiestothisfourthduelwerebadlyhurtsomuchthatthesurgeonwasatworkuponthemnearlyorquiteanhour——afactwhichissuggestive。Butthiswaitingintervalwasnotwastedinidlenessbytheassembledstudents。
  Itwaspastnoon,thereforetheyorderedtheirlandlord,downstairs,tosenduphotbeefsteaks,chickens,andsuchthings,andthesetheyate,sittingcomfortableattheseveraltables,whilsttheychatted,disputedandlaughed。Thedoortothesurgeon'sroomstoodopen,meantime,butthecutting,sewing,splicing,andbandaginggoingoninthereinplainviewdidnotseemtodisturbanyone'sappetite。
  Iwentinandsawthesurgeonlaborawhile,butcouldnotenjoy;itwasmuchlesstryingtoseethewoundsgivenandreceivedthantoseethemmended;thestirandturmoil,andthemusicofthesteel,werewantinghere——one'snerveswerewrungbythisgrislyspectacle,whilsttheduel'scompensatingpleasurablethrillwaslacking。
  Finallythedoctorfinished,andthemenwhoweretofighttheclosingbattleofthedaycameforth。Agoodmanydinnerswerenotcompleted,yet,butnomatter,theycouldbeeatencold,afterthebattle;thereforeeverybodycrowdedforthtosee。Thiswasnotaloveduel,buta"satisfaction"affair。Thesetwostudentshadquarreled,andwereheretosettleit。Theydidnotbelongtoanyofthecorps,buttheywerefurnishedwithweaponsandarmor,andpermittedtofightherebythefivecorpsasacourtesy。
  Evidentlythesetwoyoungmenwereunfamiliarwiththeduelingceremonies,thoughtheywerenotunfamiliarwiththesword。Whentheywereplacedinpositiontheythoughtitwastimetobegin——andthendidbegin,too,andwithamostimpetuousenergy,withoutwaitingforanybodytogivetheword。Thisvastlyamusedthespectators,andevenbrokedowntheirstudiedandcourtlygravityandsurprisedthemintolaughter。Ofcoursethesecondsstruckuptheswordsandstartedthedueloveragain。
  Attheword,thedelugeofblowsbegan,butbeforelongthesurgeononcemoreinterfered——fortheonlyreasonwhicheverpermitshimtointerfere——andtheday'swarwasover。Itwasnowtwointheafternoon,andI
  hadbeenpresentsincehalfpastnineinthemorning。
  Thefieldofbattlewasindeedaredonebythistime;
  butsomesawdustsoonrightedthat。TherehadbeenoneduelbeforeIarrived。Initoneofthemenreceivedmanyinjuries,whiletheotheroneescapedwithoutascratch。
  Ihadseentheheadsandfacesoftenyouthsgashedineverydirectionbythekeentwo-edgedblades,andyethadnotseenavictimwince,norheardamoan,ordetectedanyfleetingexpressionwhichconfessedthesharppainthehurtswereinflicting。Thiswasgoodfortitude,indeed。Suchenduranceistobeexpectedinsavagesandprize-fighters,fortheyarebornandeducatedtoit;
  buttofinditinsuchperfectioninthesegentlybredandkindlynaturedyoungfellowsismatterforsurprise。