Itwasnotmerelyundertheexcitementofthesword-playthatthisfortitudewasshown;itwasshowninthesurgeon'sroomwhereanuninspiringquietreigned,andwheretherewasnoaudience。Thedoctor'smanipulationsbroughtoutneithergrimacesnormoans。Andinthefightsitwasobservablethattheseladshackedandslashedwiththesametremendousspirit,aftertheywerecoveredwithstreamingwounds,whichtheyhadshowninthebeginning。
Theworldingenerallooksuponthecollegeduelsasveryfarcicalaffairs:true,butconsideringthatthecollegeduelisfoughtbyboys;thattheswordsarerealswords;
andthattheheadandfaceareexposed,itseemstomethatitisafarcewhichhadquiteagravesidetoit。
Peoplelaughatitmainlybecausetheythinkthestudentissocoveredupwitharmorthathecannotbehurt。
Butitisnotso;hiseyesareearsareprotected,buttherestofhisfaceandheadarebare。Hecannotonlybebadlywounded,buthislifeisindanger;andhewouldsometimesloseitbutfortheinterferenceofthesurgeon。
Itisnotintendedthathislifeshallbeendangered。
Fatalaccidentsarepossible,however。Forinstance,thestudent'sswordmaybreak,andtheendofitflyupbehindhisantagonist'searandcutanarterywhichcouldnotbereachediftheswordremainedwhole。
Thishashappened,sometimes,anddeathhasresultedonthespot。Formerlythestudent'sarmpitswerenotprotected——andatthattimetheswordswerepointed,whereastheyareblunt,now;soanarteryinthearmpitwassometimescut,anddeathfollowed。Theninthedaysofsharp-pointedswords,aspectatorwasanoccasionalvictim——theendofabrokenswordflewfiveortenfeetandburieditselfinhisneckorhisheart,anddeathensuedinstantly。ThestudentduelsinGermanyoccasiontwoorthreedeathseveryyear,now,butthisarisesonlyfromthecarelessnessofthewoundedmen;
theyeatordrinkimprudently,orcommitexcessesinthewayofoverexertion;inflammationsetsinandgetssuchaheadwaythatitcannotbearrested。Indeed,thereisbloodandpainanddangerenoughaboutthecollegedueltoentitleittoaconsiderabledegreeofrespect。
Allthecustoms,allthelaws,allthedetails,pertainingtothestudentduelarequaintandnaive。
Thegrave,precise,andcourtlyceremonywithwhichthethingisconducted,investsitwithasortofantiquecharm。
Thisdignityandtheseknightlygracessuggestthetournament,nottheprize-fight。Thelawsareascuriousastheyarestrict。Forinstance,theduelistmaystepforwardfromthelineheisplacedupon,ifhechooses,butneverbackofit。Ifhestepsbackofit,orevenleansback,itisconsideredthathedidittoavoidabloworcontriveanadvantage;soheisdismissedfromhiscorpsindisgrace。
Itwouldseemnaturaltostepfromunderadescendingswordunconsciously,andagainstone'swillandintent——yetthisunconsciousnessisnotallowed。Again:ifunderthesuddenanguishofawoundthereceiverofitmakesagrimace,hefallssomedegreesintheestimationofhisfellows;
hiscorpsareashamedofhim:theycallhim"harefoot,"
whichistheGermanequivalentforchicken-hearted。
CHAPTERVII
[HowBismarkFought]
Inadditiontothecorpslaws,therearesomecorpsusageswhichhavetheforceoflaws。
Perhapsthepresidentofacorpsnoticesthatoneofthemembershipwhoisnolongeranexempt——thatisafreshman——
hasremainedasophomoresomelittletimewithoutvolunteeringtofight;someday,thepresident,insteadofcallingforvolunteers,willAPPOINTthissophomoretomeasureswordswithastudentofanothercorps;heisfreetodecline——everybodysaysso——thereisnocompulsion。
Thisisalltrue——butIhavenotheardofanystudentwhoDIDdecline;todeclineandstillremaininthecorpswouldmakehimunpleasantlyconspicuous,andproperlyso,sinceheknew,whenhejoined,thathismainbusiness,asamember,wouldbetofight。No,thereisnolawagainstdeclining——exceptthelawofcustom,whichisconfessedlystrongerthanwrittenlaw,everywhere。
ThetenmenwhoseduelsIhadwitnesseddidnotgoawaywhentheirhurtsweredressed,asIhadsupposedtheywould,butcameback,oneafteranother,assoonastheywerefreeofthesurgeon,andmingledwiththeassemblageinthedueling-room。Thewhite-capstudentwhowonthesecondfightwitnessedtheremainingthree,andtalkedwithusduringtheintermissions。Hecouldnottalkverywell,becausehisopponent'sswordhadcuthisunder-lipintwo,andthenthesurgeonhadsewedittogetherandoverlaiditwithaprofusionofwhiteplasterpatches;neithercouldheeateasily,stillhecontrivedtoaccomplishaslowandtroublesomeluncheonwhilethelastduelwaspreparing。
Themanwhowastheworsthurtofallplayedchesswhilewaitingtoseethisengagement。Agoodpartofhisfacewascoveredwithpatchesandbandages,andalltherestofhisheadwascoveredandconcealedbythem。
Itissaidthatthestudentlikestoappearonthestreetandinotherpublicplacesinthiskindofarray,andthatthispredilectionoftenkeepshimoutwhenexposuretorainorsunisapositivedangerforhim。
NewlybandagedstudentsareaverycommonspectacleinthepublicgardensofHeidelberg。Itisalsosaidthatthestudentisgladtogetwoundsintheface,becausethescarstheyleavewillshowsowellthere;
anditisalsosaidthatthesefacewoundsaresoprizedthatyouthshaveevenbeenknowntopullthemapartfromtimetotimeandputredwineinthemtomakethemhealbadlyandleaveasuglyascaraspossible。
Itdoesnotlookreasonable,butitisroundlyassertedandmaintained,nevertheless;Iamsureofonething——scarsareplentyenoughinGermany,amongtheyoungmen;
andverygrimonestheyare,too。Theycrisscrossthefaceinangryredwelts,andarepermanentandineffaceable。
Someofthesescarsareofaverystrangeanddreadfulaspect;
andtheeffectisstrikingwhenseveralsuchaccentthemilderones,whichformacitymaponaman'sface;
theysuggestthe"burneddistrict"then。Wehadoftennoticedthatmanyofthestudentsworeacoloredsilkbandorribbondiagonallyacrosstheirbreasts。
Ittranspiredthatthissignifiesthatthewearerhasfoughtthreeduelsinwhichadecisionwasreached——duelsinwhichheeitherwhippedorwaswhipped——fordrawnbattlesdonotcount。[1]Afterastudenthasreceivedhisribbon,heis"free";hecanceasefromfighting,withoutreproach——exceptsomeoneinsulthim;hispresidentcannotappointhimtofight;hecanvolunteerifhewantsto,orremainquiescentifhepreferstodoso。
StatisticsshowthathedoesNOTprefertoremainquiescent。
Theyshowthattheduelhasasingularfascinationaboutitsomewhere,forthesefreemen,sofarfromrestingupontheprivilegeofthebadge,arealwaysvolunteering。
AcorpsstudenttoldmeitwasofrecordthatPrinceBismarckfoughtthirty-twooftheseduelsinasinglesummertermwhenhewasincollege。Sohefoughttwenty-nineafterhisbadgehadgivenhimtherighttoretirefromthefield。
1。FROMMYDIARY——DinedinahotelafewmilesuptheNeckar,inaroomwhosewallswerehungalloverwithframedportrait-groupsoftheFiveCorps;somewererecent,butmanyantedatedphotography,andwerepicturedinlithography——thedatesrangedbacktofortyorfiftyyearsago。Nearlyeveryindividualworetheribbonacrosshisbreast。Inoneportrait-grouprepresentingaseachofthesepicturesdidanentireCorps,Itookpainstocounttheribbons:thereweretwenty-sevenmembers,andtwenty-oneofthemworethatsignificantbadge。
Thestatisticsmaybefoundtopossessinterestinseveralparticulars。Twodaysineveryweekaredevotedtodueling。Theruleisrigidthattheremustbethreeduelsoneachofthesedays;therearegenerallymore,buttherecannotbefewer。ThereweresixthedayIwaspresent;sometimestherearesevenoreight。
Itisinsistedthateightduelsaweek——fourforeachofthetwodays——istoolowanaveragetodrawacalculationfrom,butIwillreckonfromthatbasis,preferringanunderstatementtoanoverstatementofthecase。
Thisrequiresaboutfourhundredandeightyorfivehundredduelistsayear——forinsummerthecollegetermisaboutthreeandahalfmonths,andinwinteritisfourmonthsandsometimeslonger。OfthesevenhundredandfiftystudentsintheuniversityatthetimeIamwritingof,onlyeightybelongedtothefivecorps,anditisonlythesecorpsthatdothedueling;occasionallyotherstudentsborrowthearmsandbattlegroundofthefivecorpsinordertosettleaquarrel,butthisdoesnothappeneverydueling-day。[2]Consequentlyeightyyouthsfurnishthematerialforsometwohundredandfiftyduelsayear。
Thisaveragegivessixfightsayeartoeachoftheeighty。
Thislargeworkcouldnotbeaccomplishedifthebadge-holdersstoodupontheirprivilegeandceasedtovolunteer。
2。Theyhavetoborrowthearmsbecausetheycouldnotgetthemelsewhereorotherwise。AsIunderstandit,thepublicauthorities,alloverGermany,allowthefiveCorpstokeepswords,butDONOTALLOWTHEMTOUSETHEM。
Thisislawisrigid;itisonlytheexecutionofitthatislax。
Ofcourse,wherethereissomuchfighting,thestudentsmakeitapointtokeepthemselvesinconstantpracticewiththefoil。Oneoftenseesthem,atthetablesintheCastlegrounds,usingtheirwhipsorcanestoillustratesomenewswordtrickwhichtheyhaveheardabout;
andbetweentheduels,onthedaywhosehistoryI
havebeenwriting,theswordswerenotalwaysidle;
everynowandthenweheardasuccessionofthekeenhissingsoundswhichtheswordmakeswhenitisbeingputthroughitspacesintheair,andthisinformedusthatastudentwaspracticing。Necessarily,thisunceasingattentiontotheartdevelopsanexpertoccasionally。
Hebecomesfamousinhisownuniversity,hisrenownspreadstootheruniversities。HeisinvitedtoGo"ttingen,tofightwithaGo"ttingenexpert;ifheisvictorious,hewillbeinvitedtoothercolleges,orthosecollegeswillsendtheirexpertstohim。AmericansandEnglishmenoftenjoinoneoranotherofthefivecorps。Ayearortwoago,theprincipalHeidelbergexpertwasabigKentuckian;
hewasinvitedtothevariousuniversitiesandleftawakeofvictorybehindhimallaboutGermany;
butatlastalittlestudentinStrasburgdefeatedhim。
TherewasformerlyastudentinHeidelbergwhohadpickedupsomewhereandmasteredapeculiartrickofcuttingupunderinsteadofcleavingdownfromabove。Whilethetricklastedhewoninsixteensuccessiveduelsinhisuniversity;
butbythattimeobservershaddiscoveredwhathischarmwas,andhowtobreakit,thereforehischampionshipceased。
Arulewhichforbidssocialintercoursebetweenmembersofdifferentcorpsisstrict。Inthedueling-house,intheparks,onthestreet,andanywhereandeverywherethatthestudentsgo,capsofacolorgroupthemselvestogether。
Ifallthetablesinapublicgardenwerecrowdedbutone,andthatonehadtwored-capstudentsatitandtenvacantplaces,theyellow-caps,theblue-caps,thewhitecaps,andthegreencaps,seekingseats,wouldgobythattableandnotseemtoseeit,norseemtobeawarethattherewassuchatableinthegrounds。
Thestudentbywhosecourtesywehadbeenenabledtovisitthedueling-place,worethewhitecap——PrussianCorps。
Heintroducedustomanywhitecaps,buttononeofanothercolor。Thecorpsetiquetteextendedeventous,whowerestrangers,andrequiredustogroupwiththewhitecorpsonly,andspeakonlywiththewhitecorps,whileweweretheirguests,andkeepalooffromthecapsoftheothercolors。OnceIwishedtoexaminesomeoftheswords,butanAmericanstudentsaid,"Itwouldnotbequitepolite;
thesenowinthewindowsallhaveredhiltsorblue;
theywillbringinsomewithwhitehiltspresently,andthoseyoucanhandlefreely。"Whenaswordwasbrokeninthefirstduel,Iwantedapieceofit;butitshiltwasthewrongcolor,soitwasconsideredbestandpolitesttoawaitapropererseason。Itwasbroughttomeaftertheroomwascleared,andIwillnowmakea"life-size"
sketchofitbytracingalinearounditwithmypen,toshowthewidthoftheweapon。[Figure1]Thelengthoftheseswordsisaboutthreefeet,andtheyarequiteheavy。
One'sdispositiontocheer,duringthecourseoftheduelsorattheirclose,wasnaturallystrong,butcorpsetiquetteforbadeanydemonstrationsofthissort。
Howeverbrilliantacontestoravictorymightbe,nosignorsoundbetrayedthatanyonewasmoved。
Adignifiedgravityandrepressionweremaintainedatalltimes。
Whentheduelingwasfinishedandwewerereadytogo,thegentlemenofthePrussianCorpstowhomwehadbeenintroducedtookofftheircapsinthecourteousGermanway,andalsoshookhands;theirbrethrenofthesameordertookofftheircapsandbowed,butwithoutshakinghands;
thegentlemenoftheothercorpstreatedusjustastheywouldhavetreatedwhitecaps——theyfellapart,apparentlyunconsciously,andleftusanunobstructedpathway,butdidnotseemtoseeusorknowwewerethere。
Ifwehadgonethitherthefollowingweekasguestsofanothercorps,thewhitecaps,withoutmeaninganyoffense,wouldhaveobservedtheetiquetteoftheirorderandignoredourpresence。
[Howstrangelyarecomedyandtragedyblendedinthislife!
Ihadnotbeenhomeafullhalf-hour,afterwitnessingthoseplayfulsham-duels,whencircumstancesmadeitnecessaryformetogetreadyimmediatelytoassistpersonallyatarealone——aduelwithnoeffeminatelimitationinthematterofresults,butabattletothedeath。Anaccountofit,inthenextchapter,willshowthereaderthatduelsbetweenboys,forfun,andduelsbetweenmeninearnest,areverydifferentaffairs。]
CHAPTERVIII
TheGreatFrenchDuel[ISecondGambettainaTerrificDuel]
MuchasthemodernFrenchduelisridiculedbycertainsmartpeople,itisinrealityoneofthemostdangerousinstitutionsofourday。Sinceitisalwaysfoughtintheopenair,thecombatantsarenearlysuretocatchcold。
M。PauldeCassagnac,themostinveterateoftheFrenchduelists,hadsufferedsoofteninthiswaythatheisatlastaconfirmedinvalid;andthebestphysicianinParishasexpressedtheopinionthatifhegoesonduelingforfifteenortwentyyearsmore——unlessheformsthehabitoffightinginacomfortableroomwheredampsanddraughtscannotintrude——hewilleventuallyendangerhislife。
ThisoughttomoderatethetalkofthosepeoplewhoaresostubborninmaintainingthattheFrenchduelisthemosthealth-givingofrecreationsbecauseoftheopen-airexerciseitaffords。AnditoughtalsotomoderatethatfoolishtalkaboutFrenchduelistsandsocialist-hatedmonarchsbeingtheonlypeoplewhoareimmoral。
Butitistimetogetatmysubject。AssoonasIheardofthelatefieryoutbreakbetweenM。GambettaandM。FourtouintheFrenchAssembly,Iknewthattroublemustfollow。
IknewitbecausealongpersonalfriendshipwithM。Gambettarevealedtomethedesperateandimplacablenatureoftheman。Vastasarehisphysicalproportions,Iknewthatthethirstforrevengewouldpenetratetotheremotestfrontiersofhisperson。
Ididnotwaitforhimtocallonme,butwentatoncetohim。AsIhadexpected,IfoundthebravefellowsteepedinaprofoundFrenchcalm。IsayFrenchcalm,becauseFrenchcalmnessandEnglishcalmnesshavepointsofdifference。Hewasmovingswiftlybackandforthamongthedebrisofhisfurniture,nowandthenstavingchancefragmentsofitacrosstheroomwithhisfoot;
grindingaconstantgristofcursesthroughhissetteeth;
andhaltingeverylittlewhiletodepositanotherhandfulofhishaironthepilewhichhehadbeenbuildingofitonthetable。
Hethrewhisarmsaroundmyneck,bentmeoverhisstomachtohisbreast,kissedmeonbothcheeks,huggedmefourorfivetimes,andthenplacedmeinhisownarm-chair。
AssoonasIhadgotwellagain,webeganbusinessatonce。
IsaidIsupposedhewouldwishmetoactashissecond,andhesaid,"Ofcourse。"IsaidImustbeallowedtoactunderaFrenchname,sothatImightbeshieldedfromobloquyinmycountry,incaseoffatalresults。
Hewincedhere,probablyatthesuggestionthatduelingwasnotregardedwithrespectinAmerica。However,heagreedtomyrequirement。ThisaccountsforthefactthatinallthenewspaperreportsM。Gambetta'ssecondwasapparentlyaFrenchman。
First,wedrewupmyprincipal'swill。Iinsisteduponthis,andstucktomypoint。IsaidIhadneverheardofamaninhisrightmindgoingouttofightaduelwithoutfirstmakinghiswill。Hesaidhehadneverheardofamaninhisrightminddoinganythingofthekind。
Whenhehadfinishedthewill,hewishedtoproceedtoachoiceofhis"lastwords。"Hewantedtoknowhowthefollowingwords,asadyingexclamation,struckme:
"IdieformyGod,formycountry,forfreedomofspeech,forprogress,andtheuniversalbrotherhoodofman!"
Iobjectedthatthiswouldrequiretoolingeringadeath;
itwasagoodspeechforaconsumptive,butnotsuitedtotheexigenciesofthefieldofhonor。Wewrangledoveragoodmanyante-mortemoutburts,butIfinallygothimtocuthisobituarydowntothis,whichhecopiedintohismemorandum-book,purposingtogetitbyheart:
"IDIETHATFRANCEMIGHTLIVE。"
Isaidthatthisremarkseemedtolackrelevancy;buthesaidrelevancywasamatterofnoconsequenceinlastwords,whatyouwantedwasthrill。
Thenextthinginorderwasthechoiceofweapons。
Myprincipalsaidhewasnotfeelingwell,andwouldleavethatandtheotherdetailsoftheproposedmeetingtome。
ThereforeIwrotethefollowingnoteandcarriedittoM。Fourtou'sfriend:
Sir:M。GambettaacceptsM。Fourtou'schallenge,andauthorizesmetoproposePlessis-Piquetastheplaceofmeeting;tomorrowmorningatdaybreakasthetime;
andaxesastheweapons。
Iam,sir,withgreatrespect,MarkTwain。
M。Fourtou'sfriendreadthisnote,andshuddered。
Thenheturnedtome,andsaid,withasuggestionofseverityinhistone:
"Haveyouconsidered,sir,whatwouldbetheinevitableresultofsuchameetingasthis?"
"Well,forinstance,whatWOULDitbe?"
"Bloodshed!"
"That'saboutthesizeofit,"Isaid。"Now,ifitisafairquestion,whatwasyoursideproposingtoshed?"
Ihadhimthere。Hesawhehadmadeablunder,sohehastenedtoexplainitaway。Hesaidhehadspokenjestingly。
Thenheaddedthatheandhisprincipalwouldenjoyaxes,andindeedpreferthem,butsuchweaponswerebarredbytheFrenchcode,andsoImustchangemyproposal。
Iwalkedthefloor,turningthethingoverinmymind,andfinallyitoccurredtomethatGatling-gunsatfifteenpaceswouldbealikelywaytogetaverdictonthefieldofhonor。SoIframedthisideaintoaproposition。
Butitwasnotaccepted。Thecodewasinthewayagain。
Iproposedrifles;thendouble-barreledshotguns;
thenColt'snavyrevolvers。Thesebeingallrejected,Ireflectedawhile,andsarcasticallysuggestedbrickbatsatthree-quartersofamile。Ialwayshatetofoolawayahumorousthingonapersonwhohasnoperceptionofhumor;
anditfilledmewithbitternesswhenthismanwentsoberlyawaytosubmitthelastpropositiontohisprincipal。
Hecamebackpresentlyandsaidhisprincipalwascharmedwiththeideaofbrickbatsatthree-quartersofamile,butmustdeclineonaccountofthedangertodisinterestedpartiespassingbetweenthem。ThenIsaid:
"Well,Iamattheendofmystring,now。PerhapsYOU
wouldbegoodenoughtosuggestaweapon?Perhapsyouhaveevenhadoneinyourmindallthetime?"
Hiscountenancebrightened,andhesaidwithalacrity:
"Oh,withoutdoubt,monsieur!"
Sohefelltohuntinginhispockets——pocketafterpocket,andhehadplentyofthem——mutteringallthewhile,"Now,whatcouldIhavedonewiththem?"
Atlasthewassuccessful。HefishedoutofhisvestpocketacoupleoflittlethingswhichIcarriedtothelightandascertainedtobepistols。Theyweresingle-barreledandsilver-mounted,andverydaintyandpretty。
Iwasnotabletospeakforemotion。Isilentlyhungoneofthemonmywatch-chain,andreturnedtheother。
Mycompanionincrimenowunrolledapostage-stampcontainingseveralcartridges,andgavemeoneofthem。
Iaskedifhemeanttosignifybythisthatourmenweretobeallowedbutoneshotapiece。HerepliedthattheFrenchcodepermittednomore。Ithenbeggedhimtogoandsuggestadistance,formymindwasgrowingweakandconfusedunderthestrainwhichhadbeenputuponit。
Henamedsixty-fiveyards。Inearlylostmypatience。
Isaid:
"Sixty-fiveyards,withtheseinstruments?Squirt-gunswouldbedeadlieratfifty。Consider,myfriend,youandIarebandedtogethertodestroylife,notmakeiteternal。"
Butwithallmypersuasions,allmyarguments,Iwasonlyabletogethimtoreducethedistancetothirty-fiveyards;
andeventhisconcessionhemadewithreluctance,andsaidwithasigh,"Iwashmyhandsofthisslaughter;
onyourheadbeit。"
Therewasnothingformebuttogohometomyoldlion-heartandtellmyhumiliatingstory。WhenIentered,M。Gambettawaslayinghislastlockofhairuponthealtar。
Hesprangtowardme,exclaiming:
"Youhavemadethefatalarrangements——Iseeitinyoureye!"
"Ihave。"
Hisfacepaledatrifle,andheleaneduponthetableforsupport。Hebreathedthickandheavilyforamomentortwo,sotumultuouswerehisfeelings;thenhehoarselywhispered:
"Theweapon,theweapon!Quick!whatistheweapon?"
"This!"andIdisplayedthatsilver-mountedthing。
Hecastbutoneglanceatit,thenswoonedponderouslytothefloor。
Whenhecameto,hesaidmournfully:
"TheunnaturalcalmtowhichIhavesubjectedmyselfhastolduponmynerves。Butawaywithweakness!
IwillconfrontmyfatelikeamanandaFrenchman。"
Herosetohisfeet,andassumedanattitudewhichforsublimityhasneverbeenapproachedbyman,andhasseldombeensurpassedbystatues。Thenhesaid,inhisdeepbasstones:
"Behold,Iamcalm,Iamready;revealtomethedistance。"
"Thirty-fiveyards。"……
Icouldnotlifthimup,ofcourse;butIrolledhimover,andpouredwaterdownhisback。Hepresentlycameto,andsaid:
"Thirty-fiveyards——withoutarest?Butwhyask?Sincemurderwasthatman'sintention,whyshouldhepalterwithsmalldetails?Butmarkyouonething:inmyfalltheworldshallseehowthechivalryofFrancemeetsdeath。"
Afteralongsilenceheasked:
"Wasnothingsaidaboutthatman'sfamilystandingupwithhim,asanoffsettomybulk?Butnomatter;
Iwouldnotstooptomakesuchasuggestion;ifheisnotnobleenoughtosuggestithimself,heiswelcometothisadvantage,whichnohonorablemanwouldtake。"
Henowsankintoasortofstuporofreflection,whichlastedsomeminutes;afterwhichhebrokesilencewith:
"Thehour——whatisthehourfixedforthecollision?"
"Dawn,tomorrow。"
Heseemedgreatlysurprised,andimmediatelysaid:
"Insanity!Ineverheardofsuchathing。Nobodyisabroadatsuchanhour。"
"ThatisthereasonInamedit。Doyoumeantosayyouwantanaudience?"
"Itisnotimetobandywords。IamastonishedthatM。Fourtoushouldeverhaveagreedtosostrangeaninnovation。
Goatonceandrequirealaterhour。"
Irandownstairs,threwopenthefrontdoor,andalmostplungedintothearmsofM。Fourtou'ssecond。Hesaid:
"Ihavethehonortosaythatmyprincipalstrenuouslyobjectstothehourchosen,andbegsyouwillconsenttochangeittohalfpastnine。"
"Anycourtesy,sir,whichitisinourpowertoextendisattheserviceofyourexcellentprincipal。Weagreetotheproposedchangeoftime。"
"Ibegyoutoacceptthethanksofmyclient。"Thenheturnedtoapersonbehindhim,andsaid,"Youhear,M。Noir,thehourisalteredtohalfpastnine。"WhereuponM。Noirbowed,expressedhisthanks,andwentaway。
Myaccomplicecontinued:
"Ifagreeabletoyou,yourchiefsurgeonsandoursshallproceedtothefieldinthesamecarriageasiscustomary。"
"Itisentirelyagreeabletome,andIamobligedtoyouformentioningthesurgeons,forIamafraidIshouldnothavethoughtofthem。HowmanyshallIwant?Isupposedtwoorthreewillbeenough?"
"Twoisthecustomarynumberforeachparty。Ireferto'chief'surgeons;butconsideringtheexaltedpositionsoccupiedbyourclients,itwillbewellanddecorousthateachofusappointseveralconsultingsurgeons,fromamongthehighestintheprofession。Thesewillcomeintheirownprivatecarriages。Haveyouengagedahearse?"
"Blessmystupidity,Ineverthoughtofit!"Iwillattendtoitrightaway。Imustseemveryignoranttoyou;
butyoumusttrytooverlookthat,becauseIhaveneverhadanyexperienceofsuchaswellduelasthisbefore。
IhavehadagooddealtodowithduelsonthePacificcoast,butIseenowthattheywerecrudeaffairs。Ahearse——sho!
weusedtoleavetheelectedlyingaroundloose,andletanybodycordthemupandcartthemoffthatwantedto。
Haveyouanythingfurthertosuggest?"
"Nothing,exceptthattheheadundertakersshallridetogether,asisusual。Thesubordinatesandmuteswillgoonfoot,asisalsousual。Iwillseeyouateighto'clockinthemorning,andwewillthenarrangetheorderoftheprocession。Ihavethehonortobidyouagoodday。"
Ireturnedtomyclient,whosaid,"Verywell;
atwhathouristheengagementtobegin?"
"Halfpastnine。"
"Verygoodindeed。;Haveyousentthefacttothenewspapers?"
"SIR!Ifafterourlongandintimatefriendshipyoucanforamomentdeemmecapableofsobaseatreachery——"
"Tut,tut!Whatwordsarethese,mydearfriend?HaveI
woundedyou?Ah,forgiveme;Iamoverloadingyouwithlabor。
Thereforegoonwiththeotherdetails,anddropthisonefromyourlist。Thebloody-mindedFourtouwillbesuretoattendtoit。OrImyself——yes,tomakecertain,Iwilldropanotetomyjournalisticfriend,M。Noir——"
"Oh,cometothinkofit,youmaysaveyourselfthetrouble;