"ThebasisofStandardEggwasnotonlyamonopolyofallthehensintheUnitedStates,butamachinecalledaSeparator,fortellingtheageandstateofaneggbymeansofimmersioninwater。Perfectlygoodeggssankfastandpassedoutthroughonedistributor;fairlyniceeggsdidnotreachthebottom,andweredrawnoffthroughanothersluice,andsoon。
  Thissavedthewagesoftheeggtwirlers,whosemethodofcandlingeggs,asitwascalled,wasfarlessrapidthantheSeparator。AndwhenI
  learnedthatonehouseinSt。Louisalonetwirled50,000eggsinaday,thepossibleprofitsoftheEggTrustbecamecleartome。ButtheywerenotsocleartoEthel。Shesaidthatyoucouldnotmonopolisehens。Thattheywouldalwaysbelayingeggsandputtingitinthepowerofcompetitorstohatchthembyincubators。NordidshehaveconfidenceinthePasteurisedFeeder。'Evenifyougettheparentstoadoptit,'shesaid,'youcannotgetthechildren。IftheydonotlikethetasteofthemilkasitcomesoutofthebottlethroughtheFeeder,theywillsimplynottakeit。'"
  "'Well,'Ianswered,'oldMrs。Beverlyisholdingontohers。'"
  "WhenIsaidthis,Ethelsatwithhermouthtight。Thensheopeneditandsaid:'Ihatethatwoman。'"
  "'Hateher?Why,youhaveneversomuchaslaideyesonher。'"
  "'Thatisnotatallnecessary。Iconsideritindecentforagreyhairedwomanwithgrandchildrentobespeculatinginthestockmarketeveryweeklikearegularbullorbear。'"
  "EverypointinthisoutburstofEthel'sseemedtomesounwarrantablethatIwasquitedazed。Isatlookingather,andhereyesfilledwithtears。'OhRichard!'sheexclaimed,'shewillruinyou,andIhateher!'"
  "'MydearEthel,'Ireplied,'shewillnot。Andonlyseehowyouaremakingitallupoutofyourhead。Youhaveneverseenher,butyouspeakofherasagrey-hairedgrandmother。'"
  "'Shemustbe,Richard。YouhavetoldmethatMr。Beverlyisamarriedmanandaboutforty-five。Nodoubthehasoldersistersandbrothers。Butifhehasnot,hismothercanhardlybelessthansixty-five,andhehasprobablybeenmarriedforseveralyears。Hemighteasilyhaveadaughtercomingout,nextwinter,andasonatHarvardorYale;andiftheirgrandmother'shairisnotgrey,thatisquiteasunnaturalasherspeculatinginmonopolisedeggsinthiswayatherage。Shemustbeaveryunladylikeperson。'"
  "Ethel,Isaw,wasexcited。ThereforeImadenomorepointofhertheoriesconcerningtheappearanceandfamilycircleofoldMrs。Beverly。
  ButinjusticetomyselfIfeltobligedtoremindher,first,thatIwasinvesting,notspeculating,andsecond,thatitwasMr。Beverly'sadviceIwasfollowing,andnotthatofhismother。'Hadhenotspokenofher,'
  Isaid,'Ishouldhaveremainedunawareofherexistence。'"
  "'Sheisatthebottomofitallthesame,'saidEthel。'Everythingyouhaveboughthasbeenbecausesheboughtit。'"
  "'Thatisnotquitetherightwaytoputit,'Ireplied。'IwaswillingtobuythesesecuritiesbecauseMr。Beverlythoughtsohighlyofthemthathefeltjustifiedin'"
  "'Thereisnouse,'interruptedEthel,'inourgoingroundthiscircleasifwewereapairofsquirrels。Idonotaskyoutohatethatwomanformysake,butIcannotchangemyownfeeling。Doyouremember,Richard,abouttheCityofPhilippiSewerBonds?Youdidnotwanttobuythematfirst。YoutoldmeyourselfthatyouthoughtnewtownsinTexaswereapttobuzzsuddenlyandthendiebecauseallthepeoplehurriedawaytosomenewertownandleftthehousesandstoresstandingempty。ButMr。
  Beverly'smothergotsome,andallyourhesitationfled。AndnowIseethattheGulf,Galveston,andLittleRockisgoingtobuildabranchthatmaymakePhilippiaperfectlyevaporatedtown。Ifyousoldthesebondsto-day,howmuchwouldyoulose?'"
  "IdidnotenjoytellingEthelhowmuch,butIhadto。'Onlyfifteenthousanddollars,'Isaid。"
  "'Only!'saidEthel。'Well,Ihopehismotherwillloseagreatdealmorethanthat。'"
  "ItisseldomthatEtheltapsherfoot,butshehadbeguntotapitnow;
  andthisinclinedmetoavoidanyattemptatasoothingreply,inthehopethatsilencemightprovestillmoresoothing,andthatthuswemightgetawayfromoldMrs。Beverly。"
  "'Shecannotpossiblybelessthansixty-five,'Ethelpresentlyannounced。'Andsheisfarmorelikelytobeseventy。'"
  "IthoughtitbesttoagreetoanyagethatEthelchosetogivetheoldlady。"
  "'Doyousuppose,'Ethelcontinued,'thatshedoesitbytelephone?'"
  "'Mydearest,'Iresponded,'hemustdoitallforher,ofcourse,youknow。'"
  "'Idoubtthatverymuch,Richard。Andshestrikesmeasbeingthesortofcharacterforwhomameretelephonewouldnotbeenoughexcitement。
  Thenervesofthosepeoplerequiremoreandmorestimulantstogivethemanysensationatall。Ibelievethatshesitsinhisprivateofficeandwatchestheticker。'"
  "'Whynotgiveheratickerinherbedroomwhileyouareaboutit,Ethel?'Isuggested。"
  "ButEthelcouldnotsmile。'Ithinkthatisperfectlyprobable,'sheanswered。Andthen,'Oh,Richard,isn'titmean!'AtthisItookherhand,andshebutagainIabstainfromdwellinguponthosecircumstancesoftheengagedwhicharefamiliartoyouall。"
  "ThechangeofMayintoJune,andthechangeofJuneintoJuly,didnotmellowEthel'sbitterfeelings。IrememberthedayafterPetuniasdefaultedontheirinterestthatsheexclaimed,'IhopeIshallnevermeether!'WealwayscalledMr。Beverly'smother'she'now。'ForifI
  weretomeether,'continuedEthel,'IfeelIshouldsaysomethingthatI
  shouldregret。Oh,Richard,IsupposeweshallhavetogiveupthathouseonParkAvenue!'"
  "Iputacheerfulandeveninsularfaceonthematter,forIcouldnotbeartoseeEthelsodepressed。Butitwashardworkforme。Somefewofmyinvestmentswereevidentlygood;butitalwaysseemedasifitwasintothesethatIhadhappenedtoputnotmuchmoney,whilethebulkofmyfortunewasentangledintheothers。BesidestheusualMidsummerfaintnessthatovertakesthestockmarket,myownspecialtieswereagooddealmorethanfaint。Onthe20thofAugustItooktheafternoontraintospendmytwoweeks'holidayatLenox;andduringmuchofthejourneyI
  gazedattheWallStreeteditionoftheafternoonpaperthatIhadpurchasedasIcamethroughtheGrandCentralStation。EthelandIreaditintheevening。"
  "'Iwonderwhatshe'sbuyingnow?'saidEthel,vindictively。"
  "'Well,Ican'thelpfeelingsorryforher,'Ianswered,withasmuchofasmileasIcouldproduce。"
  "'Thatissounnecessary,Richard!Shecaneasilyaffordtogratifyhergamblinginstinct。'"
  "'Thereyougo,Ethel,inventingmillionsforherjustasyouinventedgrandchildren。'"
  "'Notatall。Unlesssheconstantlyhadmoneylyingidle,shecouldnottakethesecontinualplunges。Sheisanoldwomanwithfewexpenses,andsheliveswellwithinherincome。Youwouldhearofherentertainingifitwasotherwise。Soinsteadofconservativelyinvestinghersurplus,shemakesducksanddrakesofitinherson'soffice。IsheatHydeParknow?'HydeParkwaswheretheoldBeverlycountryseathadalwaysbeen。"