"ThebasisofStandardEggwasnotonlyamonopolyofallthehensintheUnitedStates,butamachinecalledaSeparator,fortellingtheageandstateofaneggbymeansofimmersioninwater。Perfectlygoodeggssankfastandpassedoutthroughonedistributor;fairlyniceeggsdidnotreachthebottom,andweredrawnoffthroughanothersluice,andsoon。
Thissavedthewagesoftheeggtwirlers,whosemethodofcandlingeggs,asitwascalled,wasfarlessrapidthantheSeparator。AndwhenI
learnedthatonehouseinSt。Louisalonetwirled50,000eggsinaday,thepossibleprofitsoftheEggTrustbecamecleartome。ButtheywerenotsocleartoEthel。Shesaidthatyoucouldnotmonopolisehens。Thattheywouldalwaysbelayingeggsandputtingitinthepowerofcompetitorstohatchthembyincubators。NordidshehaveconfidenceinthePasteurisedFeeder。'Evenifyougettheparentstoadoptit,'shesaid,'youcannotgetthechildren。IftheydonotlikethetasteofthemilkasitcomesoutofthebottlethroughtheFeeder,theywillsimplynottakeit。'"
"'Well,'Ianswered,'oldMrs。Beverlyisholdingontohers。'"
"WhenIsaidthis,Ethelsatwithhermouthtight。Thensheopeneditandsaid:'Ihatethatwoman。'"
"'Hateher?Why,youhaveneversomuchaslaideyesonher。'"
"'Thatisnotatallnecessary。Iconsideritindecentforagreyhairedwomanwithgrandchildrentobespeculatinginthestockmarketeveryweeklikearegularbullorbear。'"
"EverypointinthisoutburstofEthel'sseemedtomesounwarrantablethatIwasquitedazed。Isatlookingather,andhereyesfilledwithtears。'OhRichard!'sheexclaimed,'shewillruinyou,andIhateher!'"
"'MydearEthel,'Ireplied,'shewillnot。Andonlyseehowyouaremakingitallupoutofyourhead。Youhaveneverseenher,butyouspeakofherasagrey-hairedgrandmother。'"
"'Shemustbe,Richard。YouhavetoldmethatMr。Beverlyisamarriedmanandaboutforty-five。Nodoubthehasoldersistersandbrothers。Butifhehasnot,hismothercanhardlybelessthansixty-five,andhehasprobablybeenmarriedforseveralyears。Hemighteasilyhaveadaughtercomingout,nextwinter,andasonatHarvardorYale;andiftheirgrandmother'shairisnotgrey,thatisquiteasunnaturalasherspeculatinginmonopolisedeggsinthiswayatherage。Shemustbeaveryunladylikeperson。'"
"Ethel,Isaw,wasexcited。ThereforeImadenomorepointofhertheoriesconcerningtheappearanceandfamilycircleofoldMrs。Beverly。
ButinjusticetomyselfIfeltobligedtoremindher,first,thatIwasinvesting,notspeculating,andsecond,thatitwasMr。Beverly'sadviceIwasfollowing,andnotthatofhismother。'Hadhenotspokenofher,'
Isaid,'Ishouldhaveremainedunawareofherexistence。'"
"'Sheisatthebottomofitallthesame,'saidEthel。'Everythingyouhaveboughthasbeenbecausesheboughtit。'"
"'Thatisnotquitetherightwaytoputit,'Ireplied。'IwaswillingtobuythesesecuritiesbecauseMr。Beverlythoughtsohighlyofthemthathefeltjustifiedin'"
"'Thereisnouse,'interruptedEthel,'inourgoingroundthiscircleasifwewereapairofsquirrels。Idonotaskyoutohatethatwomanformysake,butIcannotchangemyownfeeling。Doyouremember,Richard,abouttheCityofPhilippiSewerBonds?Youdidnotwanttobuythematfirst。YoutoldmeyourselfthatyouthoughtnewtownsinTexaswereapttobuzzsuddenlyandthendiebecauseallthepeoplehurriedawaytosomenewertownandleftthehousesandstoresstandingempty。ButMr。
Beverly'smothergotsome,andallyourhesitationfled。AndnowIseethattheGulf,Galveston,andLittleRockisgoingtobuildabranchthatmaymakePhilippiaperfectlyevaporatedtown。Ifyousoldthesebondsto-day,howmuchwouldyoulose?'"
"IdidnotenjoytellingEthelhowmuch,butIhadto。'Onlyfifteenthousanddollars,'Isaid。"
"'Only!'saidEthel。'Well,Ihopehismotherwillloseagreatdealmorethanthat。'"
"ItisseldomthatEtheltapsherfoot,butshehadbeguntotapitnow;
andthisinclinedmetoavoidanyattemptatasoothingreply,inthehopethatsilencemightprovestillmoresoothing,andthatthuswemightgetawayfromoldMrs。Beverly。"
"'Shecannotpossiblybelessthansixty-five,'Ethelpresentlyannounced。'Andsheisfarmorelikelytobeseventy。'"
"IthoughtitbesttoagreetoanyagethatEthelchosetogivetheoldlady。"
"'Doyousuppose,'Ethelcontinued,'thatshedoesitbytelephone?'"
"'Mydearest,'Iresponded,'hemustdoitallforher,ofcourse,youknow。'"
"'Idoubtthatverymuch,Richard。Andshestrikesmeasbeingthesortofcharacterforwhomameretelephonewouldnotbeenoughexcitement。
Thenervesofthosepeoplerequiremoreandmorestimulantstogivethemanysensationatall。Ibelievethatshesitsinhisprivateofficeandwatchestheticker。'"
"'Whynotgiveheratickerinherbedroomwhileyouareaboutit,Ethel?'Isuggested。"
"ButEthelcouldnotsmile。'Ithinkthatisperfectlyprobable,'sheanswered。Andthen,'Oh,Richard,isn'titmean!'AtthisItookherhand,andshebutagainIabstainfromdwellinguponthosecircumstancesoftheengagedwhicharefamiliartoyouall。"
"ThechangeofMayintoJune,andthechangeofJuneintoJuly,didnotmellowEthel'sbitterfeelings。IrememberthedayafterPetuniasdefaultedontheirinterestthatsheexclaimed,'IhopeIshallnevermeether!'WealwayscalledMr。Beverly'smother'she'now。'ForifI
weretomeether,'continuedEthel,'IfeelIshouldsaysomethingthatI
shouldregret。Oh,Richard,IsupposeweshallhavetogiveupthathouseonParkAvenue!'"
"Iputacheerfulandeveninsularfaceonthematter,forIcouldnotbeartoseeEthelsodepressed。Butitwashardworkforme。Somefewofmyinvestmentswereevidentlygood;butitalwaysseemedasifitwasintothesethatIhadhappenedtoputnotmuchmoney,whilethebulkofmyfortunewasentangledintheothers。BesidestheusualMidsummerfaintnessthatovertakesthestockmarket,myownspecialtieswereagooddealmorethanfaint。Onthe20thofAugustItooktheafternoontraintospendmytwoweeks'holidayatLenox;andduringmuchofthejourneyI
gazedattheWallStreeteditionoftheafternoonpaperthatIhadpurchasedasIcamethroughtheGrandCentralStation。EthelandIreaditintheevening。"
"'Iwonderwhatshe'sbuyingnow?'saidEthel,vindictively。"
"'Well,Ican'thelpfeelingsorryforher,'Ianswered,withasmuchofasmileasIcouldproduce。"
"'Thatissounnecessary,Richard!Shecaneasilyaffordtogratifyhergamblinginstinct。'"
"'Thereyougo,Ethel,inventingmillionsforherjustasyouinventedgrandchildren。'"
"'Notatall。Unlesssheconstantlyhadmoneylyingidle,shecouldnottakethesecontinualplunges。Sheisanoldwomanwithfewexpenses,andsheliveswellwithinherincome。Youwouldhearofherentertainingifitwasotherwise。Soinsteadofconservativelyinvestinghersurplus,shemakesducksanddrakesofitinherson'soffice。IsheatHydeParknow?'HydeParkwaswheretheoldBeverlycountryseathadalwaysbeen。"