WhenwewereatMontefiasconeshesaid,——
  "Youseemyloverisonlywithoutmoneybychance;hehasabillofexchangeforalargeamount。"
  "Ibelieveittobeaforgery。"
  "Youarereallytoocruel。"
  "Notatall;IonlywishIweremistaken,butIamsureofthecontrary。
  TwentyyearsagoIshouldhavetakenitforagoodone,butnowit’sanotherthing,andifthebillisagoodone,whydidhenotnegotiateitatSienna,Florence,orLeghorn?"
  "Itmaybethatbehadnotthetime;hewasinsuchahurrytobegone。
  Ah!ifyouknewall!"
  "Ionlywanttoknowwhatyouliketotellme,butIwarnyouagainthatwhatIsayisnovaguesuspicionbuthardfact。"
  "Thenyoupersistintheideathathedoesnotloveme。"
  "Nay,helovesyou,butinsuchafashionastodeservehatredinreturn。"
  "Howdoyoumean?"
  "Wouldyounothateamanwholovedyouonlytotrafficinyourcharms?"
  "Ishouldbesorryforyoutothinkthatofhim。"
  "Ifyoulike,IwillconvinceyouofwhatIsaythisevening。"
  "Youwillobligeme;butImusthavesomepositiveproof。Itwouldbeasorepaintome,butalsoatrueservice。"
  "Andwhenyouareconvinced,willyouceasetolovehim?"
  "Certainly;ifyouprovehimtobedishonest,mylovewillvanishaway。"
  "Youaremistaken;youwillstilllovehim,evenwhenyouhavehadproofpositiveofhiswickedness。Hehasevidentlyfascinatedyouinadeadlymanner,oryouwouldseehischaracterinitstruelightbeforethis。"
  "Allthismaybetrue;butdoyougivemeyourproofs,andleavetomethecareofshewingthatIdespisehim。"
  "Iwillprovemyassertionsthisevening;buttellmehowlongyouhaveknownhim?"
  "Aboutamonth;butwehaveonlybeentogetherforfivedays。"
  "Andbeforethattimeyouneveraccordedhimanyfavours?"
  "Notasinglekiss。Hewasalwaysundermywindows,andIhadreasontobelievethathelovedmefondly。"
  "Oh,yes!helovesyou,whowouldnot?buthisloveisnotthatofamanofhonour,butthatofanimpudentprofligate。"
  "Buthowcanyoususpectamanofwhomyouknownothing?"
  "WouldthatIdidnotknowhim!Ifeelsurethatnotbeingabletovisityou,hemadeyouvisithim,andthenpersuadedyoutoflywithhim。"
  "Yes,hedid。Hewrotemealetter,whichIwillshewyou。HepromisestomarrymeatRome。"
  "Andwhoistoanswerforhisconstancy?"
  "Hisloveismysurety。"
  "Doyoufearpursuit?"
  "No。"
  "Didhetakeyoufromafather,alover,orabrother?"
  "Fromalover,whowillnotbebackatLeghornforaweekortendays。"
  "Wherehashegone?"
  "ToLondononbusiness;Iwasunderthechargeofawomanwhomhetrusted。"
  "That’senough;Ipityyou,mypoorBetty。TellmeifyouloveyourEnglishman,andifheisworthyofyourlove。"
  "Alas!IlovedhimdearlytillIsawthisFrenchman,whomademeunfaithfultoamanIadored。Hewillbeindespairatnotfindingmewhenhereturns。"
  "Isherich?"
  "Notvery;heisabusinessman,andiscomfortablyoff。"
  "Isheyoung?"
  "No。Heisamanofyourage,andathoroughlykindandhonestperson。
  Hewaswaitingforhiscomsumptivewifetodietomarryme。"
  "Poorman!Haveyoupresentedhimwithachild?"
  "No。IamsureGoddidnotmeanmeforhim,forthecounthasconqueredmecompletely。"
  "Everyonewhomloveleadsastraysaysthesamething。"
  "Nowyouhaveheardeverything,andIamgladItoldyou,forIamsureyouaremyfriend。"
  "Iwillbeabetterfriendtoyou,dearBetty,inthefuturethaninthepast。Youwillneedmyservices,andIpromisenottoabandonyou。I
  loveyou,asIhavesaid;butsolongasyoucontinuetolovetheFrenchmanIshallonlyaskyoutoconsidermeasyourfriend。"
  "Iacceptyourpromise,andinreturnIpromisenottohideanythingfromyou。"
  "Tellmewhyyouhavenoluggage。"
  "Iescapedonhorseback,butmytrunk,whichisfulloflinenandothereffects,willbeatRometwodaysafterus。Isentitoffthedaybeforemyescape,andthemanwhoreceiveditwassentbythecount。"
  "Thengood—byetoyourtrunk!"
  "Why,youforeseenothingbutmisfortune!"
  "Well,dearBetty,Ionlywishmypropheciesmaynotbeaccomplished。
  AlthoughyouescapedonhorsebackIthinkyoushouldhavebroughtacloakandacarpetbagwithsomelinen。"
  "Allthatisinthesmalltrunk;Ishallhaveittakenintomyroomtonight。"
  WereachedViterboatseveno’clock,andfoundthecountverycheerful。
  InaccordancewiththeplotIhadlaidagainstthecount,IbeganbyshewingmyselfdemonstrativelyfondofBetty,envyingthefortunatelover,praisinghisheroicbehaviourinleavinghertome,andsoforth。
  Thesillyfellowproceededtobackmeupinmyextravagantadmiration。
  Heboastedthatjealousywasutterlyforeigntohischaracter,andmaintainedthatthetrueloverwouldaccustomhimselftoseehismistressinspiredesiresinothermen。
  Heproceededtomakealongdissertationonthistheme,andIlethimgoon,forIwaswaitingtillaftersuppertocometotheconclusivepoint。
  DuringthemealImadehimdrink,andapplaudedhisfreedomfromvulgarprejudices。Atdessertheenlargedonthedutyofreciprocitybetweenlovers。
  "Thus,"heremarked,"BettyoughttoprocuremetheenjoymentofFanny,ifshehasreasontothinkIhavetakenafancytoher;andpercontra,asIadoreBetty,ifIfoundthatshelovedyouIshouldprocureherthepleasureofsleepingwithyou。"
  Bettylistenedtoallthisnonsenseinsilentastonishment。
  "Iconfess,mydearcount,"Ireplied,"that,theoreticallyspeaking,yoursystemstrikesmeassublime,andcalculatedtobringaboutthereturnoftheGoldenAge;butIamafraiditwouldproveabsurdinpractice。Nodoubtyouareamanofcourage,butIamsureyouwouldneverletyourmistressbeenjoyedbyanotherman。Herearetwenty—fivesequins。Iwillwagerthatamountthatyouwillnotallowmetosleepwithyourwife。"
  "Ha!ha!Youaremistakeninme,Iassureyou。I’llbetfiftysequinsthatIwillremainintheroomacalmspectatorofyourexploits。MydearBetty,wemustpunishthissceptic;gotobedwithhim。"
  "Youarejoking。"
  "Notatall;tobedwithyou,Ishallloveyouallthemore。"
  "Youmustbecrazy,Ishalldonothingofthekind。"
  Thecounttookherinhisarms,andcaressingherinthetenderestmannerbeggedhertodohimthisfavour,notsomuchforthetwenty—fiveLouis,astoconvincemethathewasabovevulgarprejudices。Hiscaressesbecameratherfree,butBettyrepulsedhimgentlythoughfirmly,sayingthatshewouldneverconsent,andthathehadalreadywonthebet,whichwasthecase;infinethepoorgirlbesoughthimtokillherratherthanobligehertodoadeedwhichshethoughtinfamous。
  Herwords,andthepatheticvoicewithwhichtheywereuttered,shouldhaveshamedhim,buttheyonlyputhimintoafuriousrage。Herepulsedher,callingherthevilestnames,andfinallytellingherthatshewasahypocrite,andhefeltcertainshehadalreadygrantedmeallaworthlessgirlcouldgrant。
  Bettygrewpaleasdeath,andfuriousinmyturn,Iranformysword。I
  shouldprobablyhaverunhimthrough,iftheinfamousscoundrelhadnotfledintothenextroom,wherehelockedhimselfin。
  IwasindespairatseeingBetty’sdistress,ofwhichIhadbeentheinnocentcause,andIdidmybesttosootheher。
  Shewasinanalarmingstate。Herbreathcamewithdifficulty,hereyesseemedreadytostartoutofherhead,herlipswerebloodlessandtrembling,andherteethshuttighttogether。Everyoneintheinnwasasleep。Icouldnotcallforhelp,andallIcoulddowastodashwaterinherface,andspeaksoothingwords。
  Atlastshefellasleep,andIremainedbesideherformorethantwohours,attentivetoherleastmovements,andhopingthatshewouldawakestrengthenedandrefreshed。
  Atday—breakIheardl’Etoilegoingoff,andIwasgladofit。Thepeopleoftheinnknockedatourdoor,andthenBettyawoke。
  "Areyoureadytogo,mydearBetty?"
  "Iammuchbetter,butIshouldsolikeacupoftea。"
  TheItalianscannotmaketea,soItookwhatshegaveme,andwenttoprepareitmyself。
  WhenIcamebackIfoundherinhalingthefreshmorningairatthewindow。Sheseemedcalm,andIhopedIhadcuredher。Shedrankafewcupsoftea(ofwhichbeveragetheEnglishareveryfond),andsoonregainedhergoodlooks。
  Sheheardsomepeopleintheroomwherewehadsupped,andaskedmeifI
  hadtakenupthepursewhichIhadplacedonthetable。Ihadforgottenitcompletely。
  Ifoundmypurseandapieceofpaperbearingthewords,"billofexchangeforthreethousandcrowns。"Theimpostorhadtakenitoutofhispocketinmakinghisbet,andhadforgottenit。ItwasdatedatBordeaux,drawnonawinemerchantatParistol’Etoile’sorder。Itwaspayableatsight,andwasforsixmonths。Thewholethingwasutterlyirregular。
  ItookittoBetty,whotoldmesheknewnothingaboutbills,andbeggedmetosaynothingmoreaboutthatinfamousfellow。Shethensaid,inavoiceofwhichIcangivenoidea,——
  "Forpity’ssakedonotabandonapoorgirl,moreworthyofcompassionthanblame!"
  Ipromisedheragaintohaveallafather’scareforher,andsoonafterweproceededonourjourney。
  Thepoorgirlfellasleep,andIfollowedherexample。Wewereawokebythevetturinowhoinformedus,greatlytoourastonishment,thatwewereatMonterosi。Wehadsleptforsixhours,andhaddoneeighteenmiles。
  WehadtostayatMonterositillfouro’clock,andweweregladofit,forweneededtimeforreflection。
  InthefirstplaceIaskedaboutthewretcheddeceiver,andwastoldthathehadmadeaslightmeal,paidforit,andsaidhewasgoingtospendthenightatLaStorta。
  Wemadeagooddinner,andBettypluckingupaspiritsaidwemustconsiderthecaseofherinfamousbetrayer,butforthelasttime。
  "Beafathertome,"saidshe;"donotadvisebutcommand;youmayreckononmyobedience。Ihavenoneedtogiveyouanyfurtherparticulars,foryouhaveguessedallexceptthehorrorwithwhichthethoughtofmybetrayernowinspiresme。Ifithadnotbeenforyou,hewouldhaveplungedmeintoanabyssofshameandmisery。"
  "CanyoureckonontheEnglishmanforgivingyou?"
  "Ithinkso。"
  "ThenwemustgobacktoLeghorn。Areyoustrongenoughtofollowthiscounsel?Iwarnyouthatifyouapproveofit,itmustbeputintoexecutionatonce。Young,pretty,andvirtuousasyouare,youneednotimaginethatIshallallowyoutogobyyourself,orinthecompanyofstrangers。IfyouthinkIloveyou,andfindmeworthyofyouresteem,thatissufficientregardforme。Iwilllivewithyoulikeafather,ifyouarenotinapositiontogivememarksofamoreardentaffection。
  BesureIwillkeepfaithwithyou,forIwanttoredeemyouropinionofmen,andtoshewyouthattherearemenashonourableasyourseducerwasvile。"
  Bettyremainedforaquarterofanhourinprofoundsilence,herheadrestingonherelbows,andhereyesfixedonmine。Shedidnotseemeitherangryorastonished,butasfarasIcouldjudgewaslostinthought。Iwasgladtoseeherreflective,forthusshewouldbeabletogivemeadecidedanswer:Atlastshesaid:
  "Youneednotthink,mydearfriend,thatmysilenceproceedsfromirresolution。IfmymindwerenotmadeupalreadyIshoulddespisemyself。Iamwiseenoughatanyratetoappreciatethewisdomofyourgenerouscounsels。IthankProvidencethatIhavefallenintothehandsofsuchamanwhowilltreatmeasifIwerehisdaughter。"
  "ThenwewillgobacktoLeghorn,andstartimmediately。"
  "MyonlydoubtishowtomanagemyreconcilliationwithSirB————M————。
  Ihavenodoubthewillpardonmeeventually;butthoughheistenderandgood—heartedheisdelicatewhereapointofhonourisconcerned,andSubjecttosuddenfitsofviolence。ThisiswhatIwanttoavoid;forhemightpossiblykillme,andthenIshouldbethecauseofhisruin。"
  "Youmustconsideritontheway,andtellmeanyplansyoumaythinkof。"
  "Heisanintelligentman,anditwouldbehopelesstoendeavourtodupehimbyalie。Imustmakeafullconfessioninwritingwithouthidingasinglecircumstance;forifhethoughthewasbeingdupedhisfurywouldbeterrible。Ifyouwillwritetohimyoumustnotsaythatyouthinkmeworthyofforgiveness;youmusttellhimthefactsandleavehimtojudgeforhimself。HewillbeconvincedofmyrepentancewhenhereadstheletterIshallbedewwithmytears,buthemustnotknowofmywhereaboutstillhehaspromisedtoforgiveme。Heisaslavetohiswordofhonour,andweshalllivetogetherallourdayswithoutmyeverhearingofthisslip。IamonlysorrythatIhavebehavedsofoolishly。"
  "YoumustnotbeoffendedifIaskyouwhetheryouhaveevergivenhimlikecauseforcomplaintbefore。"
  "Never。"
  "Whatishishistory?"
  "Helivedveryunhappilywithhisfirstwife;andhewasdivorcedfromhissecondwifeforsufficientreasons。TwoyearsagohecametoourschoolwithNancy’sfather,andmademyacquaintance。Myfatherdied,hiscreditorsseizedeverything,andIhadtoleavetheschool,muchtoNancy’sdistressandthatoftheotherpupils。AtthisperiodSirB————
  M————tookchargeofme,andgavemeasumwhichplacedmebeyondthereachof,wantfortherestofmydays。Iwasgrateful,andbeggedhimtotakemewithhimwhenhetoldmehewasleavingEngland。Hewasastonished;and,likeamanofhonour,saidhelovedmetoowelltoflatterhimselfthatwecouldtraveltogetherwithouthisentertainingmoreardentfeelingsformethanthoseofafather。Hethoughtitoutofthequestionformetolovehim,saveasadaughter。
  "Thisdeclaration,asyoumayimagine,pavedthewayforafullagreement。"
  "’Howeveryouloveme,’Isaid,’Ishallbewellpleased,andifIcandoanythingforyouIshallbeallthehappier。’
  "Hethengavemeofhisownfreewillawrittenpromisetomarrymeonthedeathofhiswife。Westartedonourtravels,andtillmylateunhappyconnectionInevergavehimtheslightestcauseforcomplaint。"
  "Dryyoureyes,dearBetty,heissuretoforgiveyou。IhavefriendsatLeghorn,andnooneshallfindoutthatwehavemadeacquaintance。I
  willputyouingoodhands,andIshallnotleavethetowntillIhearyouarebackwithSirB————M—————。IfheproveinexorableIpromisenevertoabandonyou,andtotakeyoubacktoEnglandifyoulike。"
  "Buthowcanyousparethetime?"
  "Iwilltellyouthetruth,mydearBetty。IhavenothingparticulartodoatRome,oranywhereelse。LondonandRomearealiketome。"
  "HowcanIshewmygratitudetoyou?"
  Isummonedthevetturino,andtoldhimwemustreturntoViterbo。Heobjected,butIconvincedhimwithacoupleofpiastres,andbyagreeingtousetheposthorsesandtosparehisownanimals。
  WegottoViterbobyseveno’clock,andaskedanxiouslyifnoonehadfoundapocket—bookwhichIpretendedIhadlost。Iwastoldnosuchthinghadbeenfound,soIorderedsupperwithcalmness,althoughbewailingmyloss。ItoldBettythatIactedinthissorttoobviateanydifficultieswhichthevetturinomightmakeabouttakingusbacktoSienna,ashemightfeelithisdutytoplaceherinthehandsofhersupposedhusband。Ihadupthesmalltrunk,andafterwehadforcedthelockBettytookouthercloakandthefeweffectsshehadinit,andwetheninspectedtheadventurer’sproperties,mostlikelyallhepossessedintheworld。Afewtatteredshirts,twoorthreepairsofmendedsilkstockings,apairofbreeches,ahare’sfoot,apotofgrease,andascoreoflittlebooks—playsorcomicoperas,andlastlyapacketofletters;suchwerethecontentsofthetrunk。
  Weproceededtoreadtheletters,andthefirstthingwenotedwastheaddress:"ToM。L’Etoile,Actor,atMarseilles,Bordeaux,Bayonne,Montpellier,etc。"
  IpitiedBetty。Shesawherselfthedupeofavileactor,andherindignationandshameweregreat。
  "Wewillreaditallto—morrow,"saidI;"to—daywehavesomethingelsetodo。"
  Thepoorgirlseemedtobreatheagain。
  Wegotoveroursupperhastily,andthenBettybeggedmetoleaveheraloneforafewmomentsforhertochangeherlinenandgotobed。
  "Ifyoulike,"saidI,"Iwillhaveabedmadeupformeinthenextroom。"
  "No,dearfriend,oughtInottoloveyoursociety?Whatwouldhavebecomeofmewithoutyou?"
  Iwentoutforafewminutes,andwhenIreturnedandcametoherbedsidetowishhergoodnight,shegavemesuchawarmembracethatIknewmyhourwascome。
  Reader,youmusttaketherestforgranted。Iwashappy,andIhadreasontobelievethatBettywashappyalso。
  Inthemorning,wehadjustfallenasleep,whenthevettuyinoknockedatthedoor。
  Idressedmyselfhastilytoseehim。
  "Listen,"Isaid,"itisabsolutelynecessaryformetorecovermypocket—book,andIhopetofinditatAcquapendente。"
  "Verygood,sir,verygood,"saidtherogue,atrueItalian,"paymeasifIhadtakenyoutoRome,andasequinadayforthefuture,andifyoulike,IwilltakeyoutoEnglandonthoseterms。"
  Thevetturinowasevidentlywhatiscalledwideawake。Igavehimhismoney,andwemadeanewagreement。Atseveno’clockwestoppedatMontefiasconetowritetoSirB————M————,sheinEnglish,andIinFrench。
  BettyhadnowanairofsatisfactionandassurancewhichIfoundcharming。Shesaidshewasfullofhope,andseemedhighlyamusedatthethoughtofthefigurewhichtheactorwouldcutwhenhearrivedatRomebyhimself。Shehopedthatweshouldcomeacrossthemaninchargeofhertrunk,andthatweshouldhavenodifficultyingettingitback。
  "Hemightpursueus。"
  "Hedarenotdoso。"
  "Iexpectnot,butifhedoesIwillgivehimawarmwelcome。IfhedoesnottakehimselfoffIwillblowouthisbrains。"
  BeforeIbeganmylettertoSirB————M————。Bettyagainwarnedmetoconcealnothingfromhim。
  "Noteventherewardyougaveme?"
  "Oh,yes!Thatisalittlesecretbetweenourselves。"
  Inlessthanthreehourstheletterswerecomposedandwritten。Bettywassatisfiedwithmyletter;andherown,whichshetranslatedformybenefit,wasaperfectmasterpieceofsensibility,whichseemedtomecertainofsuccess。
  IthoughtofpostingfromSienna,toensureherbeinginaplaceofsafetybeforethearrivalofherlover。
  Theonlythingthattroubledmewasthebillofexchangeleftbehindbyl’Etoile,forwhetheritweretrueorfalse,Ifeltboundtodealwithitinsomeway,butIcouldnotseehowitwastobedone。
  Wesetoutagainafterdinnerinspiteoftheheat,andarrivedatAcquapendenteintheeveningandspentthenightinthedelightsofmutuallove。
  AsIwasgettingupinthemorningIsawacarriageinfrontoftheinn,juststartingforRome。IimaginedthatamidstthebaggageBetty’strunkmightbediscovered,andItoldhertogetup,andseeifitwerethere。
  Wewentdown,andBettyrecognizedthetrunkshehadconfidedtoherseducer。
  Webeggedthevetturinotorestoreittous,buthewasinflexible;andashewasintherightwehadtosubmit。TheonlythinghecoulddowastohaveanembargolaidonthetrunkatRome,thesaidembargotolastforamonth。Anotarywascalled,andourclaimproperlydrawnup。Thevetturino,whoseemedanhonestandintelligentfellow,assuredushehadreceivednothingelsebelongingtotheComtedel’Etoile,sowewereassuredthattheactorwasamerebeggaronthelookoutforpickings,andthattheragsinthesmalltrunkwereallhispossessions。
  AfterthisbusinesshadbeendispatchedBettybrightenedupamazingly。
  "Heaven,"sheexclaimed,"isarrangingeverything。Mymistakewillserveasawarningtomeforthefuture,forthelessonhasbeenasevereone,andmighthavebeenmuchworseifIhadnothadthegoodfortuneofmeetingyou。"
  "Icongratulateyou,"Ireplied,"onhavingcuredyourselfsoquicklyofapassionthathaddeprivedyouofyourreason。"
  "Ah!awoman’sreasonisafragilething。IshudderwhenIthinkofthemonster;butIverilybelievethatIshouldnothaveregainedmysensesifhehadnotcalledmeahypocrite,andsaidthathewascertainIhadalreadygrantedyoumyfavours。Theseinfamouswordsopenedmyeyes,andmademeseemyshame。IbelieveIwouldhavehelpedyoutopiercehimtotheheartifthecowardhadnotrunaway。ButIamgladhedidrunaway,notforhissakebutforours,forweshouldhavebeeninanunpleasantpositionifhehadbeenkilled。"
  "Youareright;heescapedmyswordbecauseheisdestinedfortherope。"
  "Lethimlooktothathimself,butIamsurehewillneverdaretoshewhisfacebeforeyouormeagain。"
  WereachedRadicofaniatteno’clock,andproceededtowritepostscriptstoourletterstoSirB————M————Weweresittingatthesametable,BettyoppositetothedoorandIclosetoit,sothatanyonecomingincouldnothaveseenmewithoutturninground。
  Bettywasdressedwithalldecencyandneatness,butIhadtakenoffmycoatonaccountofthesuffocatingheat。Nevertheless,thoughIwasinshirtsleeves,IshouldnothavebeenashamedofmyattirebeforethemostrespectablewomaninItaly。
  AllatonceIheardarapidstepcomingalongthepassage,andthedoorwasdashedopen。Afurious—lookingmancamein,and,seeingBetty,criedout,——
  "Ah!thereyouare。"
  Ididnotgivehimtimetoturnroundandseeme,butleaptuponhimandseizedhimbytheshoulders。IfIhadnotdonesohewouldhaveshotmedeadonthespot。
  AsIleaptuponhimIhadinvoluntarilyclosedthedoor,andashecried,"Letmego,traitor!"Bettyfellonherkneesbeforehim,exclaiming,"No,no!heismypreserver。"
  SirB————M————wastoomadwithragetopayanyattentiontoher,andkepton,———
  "Letmego,traitors"
  Asmaybeimagined,Ididnotpaymuchattentiontothisrequestsolongastheloadedpistolwasinhishand。
  InourstrugglesheatlastfelltothegroundandIontopofhim。
  Thelandlordandhispeoplehadheardtheuproar,andweretryingtogetin;butaswehadfallenagainstthedoortheycouldnotdoso。
  Bettyhadthepresenceofmindtosnatchthepistolfromhishand,andI
  thenlethimgo,calmlyobserving,"Sir,youarelabouringunderadelusion。"
  AgainBettythrewherselfonherknees,begginghimtocalmhimself,asI
  washerpreservernotherbetrayer。
  "Whatdoyoumeanby’preserver’?"saidB————M————
  Bettygavehimtheletter,saying,——
  "Readthat。"
  TheEnglishmanreadtheletterthroughwithoutrisingfromtheground,andasIwascertainofitseffectIopenedthedoorandtoldthelandlordtosendhispeopleaway,andtogetdinnerforthree,aseverythinghadbeensettled。
  EndRomebyJacquesCasanovaMEMOIRSOFJACQUESCASANOVAdeSEINGALT1725—1798
  SPANISHPASSIONS,Volume6c——ROME
  THEMEMOIRSOFJACQUESCASANOVADESEINGALT
  THERAREUNABRIDGEDLONDONEDITIONOF1894TRANSLATEDBYARTHURMACHENTO
  WHICHHASBEENADDEDTHECHAPTERSDISCOVEREDBYARTHURSYMONS。
  RETURNTOROME
  CHAPTERXIII
  Rome——TheActor’sPunishment——LordBaltimore——Naples——SaraGoudar——
  DepartureofBetty——Agatha——Medina——Albergoni——MissChudleigh——ThePrinceofFrancavilla——TheSwimmersAsIfellovertheEnglishmanIhadstruckmyhandagainstanail,andthefourthfingerofmylefthandwasbleedingasifaveinhadbeenopened。Bettyhelpedmetotieahandkerchiefaroundthewound,whileSirB————M————readtheletterwithgreatattention。IwasmuchpleasedwithBetty’saction,itshewedshewasconfident,andsureofherlover’sforgiveness。
  Itookupmycoatandcarpet—bag,andwentintothenextroomtochangemylinen,anddressfordinner。AnydistressattheterminationofmyintriguewithBettywasamplycompensatedforbymyjoyatthehappyendingofatroublesomeaffairwhichmighthaveprovedfatalforme。
  Idressedmyself,andthenwaitedforhalfanhour,asIheardBettyandSirB————M————speakinginEnglishcalmlyenough,andIdidnotcaretointerruptthem。AtlasttheEnglishmanknockedatmydoor,andcameinlookinghumbleandmortified。HesaidhewassureIhadnotonlysavedBetty,buthadeffectuallycuredherofherfolly。
  "Youmustforgivemyconduct,sir,"saidhe,"forIcouldnotguessthatthemanIfoundwithherwashersaviourandnotherbetrayer。IthankHeavenwhichinspiredyouwiththeideaofcatchingholdofmefrombehind,asIshouldcertainlyhavekilledyouthemomentIseteyesonyou,andatthismomentIshouldbethemostwretchedofmen。Youmustforgiveme,sir,andbecomemyfriend。"
  Iembracedhimcordially,tellinghimthatifIhadbeeninhisplaceI
  shouldhaveactedinapreciselysimilarmanner。
  Wereturnedtotheroom,andfoundBettyleaningagainstthebed,andweepingbitterly。
  Thebloodcontinuingtoflawfrommywound,Isentforasurgeonwhosaidthataveinhadbeenopened,andthataproperligaturewasnecessary。
  Bettystillwept,soItoldSirB————M————thatinmyopinionshedeservedhisforgiveness。
  "Forgiveness?"saidhe,"youmaybesureIhavealreadyforgivenher,andshewelldeservesit。PoorBettyrepenteddirectlyyoushewedherthepathshewastreading,andthetearssheissheddingnowaretearsofsorrowathermistake。Iamsuresherecognizesherfolly,andwillneverbeguiltyofsuchaslipagain。
  Emotionisinfectious。Bettywept,SirB————M————wept,andIwepttokeepthemcompany。Atlastnaturecalledattruce,andbydegreesoursobsandtearsceasedandwebecamecalmer。
  SirB————M————,whowasevidentlyamanofthemostgenerouscharacter,begantolaughandjest,andhiscaresseshadgreateffectincalmingBetty。Wemadeagooddinner,andthechoiceMuscatputusallinthebestofspirits。
  SirB————M————saidwehadbetterrestforadayortwo;hehadjourneyedfifteenstagesinhothaste,andfeltinneedofrepose。
  HetoldusthatonarrivingatLeghorn,andfindingnoBettythere,hehaddiscoveredthathertrunkhadbeenbookedtoRome,andthattheofficertowhomitbelongedhadhiredahorse,leavingawatchasapledgeforit。SirB————M————recognizedBetty’swatch,andfeelingcertainthatshewaseitheronhorsebackwithherseducerorinthewagonwithhertrunk,heimmediatelyresolvedtopursue。
  "Iprovidedmyself,"headded,"withtwogoodpistols,notwiththeideaofusingoneagainsther,formyfirstthoughtaboutherwaspity,andmysecondforgiveness;butIdeterminedtoblowoutthescoundrel’sbrains,andImeantodoityet。WewillstartforRometo—morrow。"
  SirB————M————’sconcludingwordsfilledBettywithjoy,andIbelieveshewouldhavepiercedherperfidiouslovertotheheartifhehadbeenbroughtbeforeheratthatmoment。
  "WeshallfindhimatRoland’s,"saidI。
  SirB————M————tookBettyinhisarms,andgazedatmewithanairofcontent,asifhewouldhaveshewnmethegreatnessofanEnglishheart——
  agreatnesswhichmorethanatonesforitsweakness。
  "Iunderstandyourpurpose,"Isaid,"butyoushallnotexecuteyourplanswithoutme。Letmehavethechargeofseeingthatjusticeisdoneyou。Ifyouwillnotagree,IshallstartforRomedirectly,Ishallgettherebeforeyou,andshallgivethewretchedactorwarningofyourapproach。IfyouhadkilledhimbeforeIshouldhavesaidnothing,butatRomeitisdifferent,andyouwouldhavereasontorepentofhavingindulgedyourrighteousindignation。Youdon’tknowRomeandpriestlyjustice。Come,givemeyourhandandyourwordtodonothingwithoutmyconsent,orelseIshallleaveyoudirectly。"
  SirB————M————wasamanofmyownheightbutsomewhatthinner,andfiveorsixyearsolder;thereaderwillunderstandhischaracterwithoutmydescribingit。
  Myspeechmusthaveratherastonishedhim,butheknewthatmydispositionwasbenevolent,andhecouldnothelpgivingmehishandandhispledge。
  "Yes,dearest,"saidBetty,"leavevengeancetothefriendwhomHeavenhassentus。"
  "Iconsenttodoso,providedeverythingisdoneinconcertbetweenus。"
  Afterthisweparted,andSirB————M————,beinginneedofrest,IwenttotellthevetturinothatweshouldstartforRomeagainonthefollowingday。
  "ForRome!Thenyouhavefoundyourpocketbook?Itseemstome,mygoodsir,thatyouwouldhavebeenwisernottosearchforit。"
  Theworthyman,seeingmyhanddoneupinlint,imaginedIhadfoughtaduel,andindeedeverybodyelsecametothesameconclusion。
  SirB————M————hadgonetobed,andIspenttherestofthedayinthecompanyofBetty,whowasoverflowingwiththegratitude。Shesaidwemustforgetwhathadpassedbetweenus,andbethebestoffriendsfortherestofourdays,withoutathoughtofanyfurtheramorousrelations。
  Ihadnotmuchdifficultyinassentingtothiscondition。
  Sheburnedwiththedesireforvengeanceonthescoundrellyactorwhohaddeceivedher;butIpointedoutthatherdutywastomoderateSirB————
  M————’spassions,asifheattemptedanyviolenceinRomeitmightproveaveryseriousmatterforhim,besidesitsbeingtothedisadvantageofhisreputationtohavetheaffairtalkedof。
  "Ipromiseyou,"Iadded,"tohavetherogueimprisonedassoonaswereachRome,andthatoughttobesufficientvengeanceforyou。Insteadoftheadvantagesheproposedforhimself,hewillreceiveonlyshameandallthemiseryofaprison。"
  SirB————M————sleptsevenoreighthours,androsetofindthatagooddealofhisragehadevaporated。Heconsentedtoabidebymyarrangements,ifhecouldhavethepleasureofpayingthefellowavisit,ashewantedtoknowhim。
  AfterthissensibledecisionandagoodsupperIwenttomylonelycouchwithoutanyregret,forIwashappyintheconsciousnessofhavingdoneagoodaction。
  Westartedatday—breakthenextmorning,andwhenwereachedAcquapendenteweresolvedtoposttoRome。Bythepostthejourneytooktwelvehours,otherwiseweshouldhavebeenthreedaysontheroad。
  AssoonaswereachedRomeIwenttothecustomhouseandputinthedocumentrelatingtoBetty’strunk。ThenextdayitwasdulybroughttoourinnandhandedovertoBetty。
  AsSirB————M————hadplacedthecaseinmyhandsIwenttothebargello,animportantpersonatRome,andanexpeditiousofficerwhenheseesacaseclearlyandfeelssurethattheplaintiffsdonotmindspendingtheirmoney。Thebargelloisrich,andliveswell;hehasanalmostfreeaccesstothecardinal—vicar,thegovernor,andeventheHolyFatherhimself。
  Hegavemeaprivateinterviewdirectly,andItoldhimthewholestory,finallysayingthatallweaskedforwasthattherogueshouldbeimprisonedandafterwardsexpelledfromRome。
  "Yousee,"Iadded,"thatourdemandisaverymoderateone,andwecouldgetallwewantbytheordinarychannelsofthelaw;butweareinahurry,andIwantyoutotakechargeofthewholeaffair。Ifyoucaretodosoweshallbepreparedtodefraylegalexpensestotheextentoffiftycrowns。"
  Thebargelloaskedmetogivehimthebillofexchangeandalltheeffectsoftheadventurer,includingtheletters。
  Ihadthebillinmypocketandgaveithimonthespot,takingareceiptinexchange。Itoldhimtosendtotheinnfortherest。
  "AssoonasIhavemadehimconfessthefactsyouallegeagainsthim,"
  saidthebargello,"weshallbeabletodosomething。IhavealreadyheardthatheisatRoland’s,andhasbeentryingtogettheEnglishwoman’strunk。Ifyoulikedtospendahundredcrownsinsteadoffiftywecouldsendhimtothegalleysforacoupleofyears。"
  "Wewillseeaboutthat,"saidI,"forthepresentwewillhavehimintoprison。"
  Hewasdelightedtohearthatthehorsewasnotl’Etoile’sproperty,andsaidthatifIlikedtocallatnineo’clockhewouldhavefurthernewsforme。
  IsaidIwouldcome。IreallyhadagooddealtodoatRome。IwantedtoseeCardinalBernisinthefirstplace,butIpostponedeverythingtotheaffairofthemoment。
  Iwentbacktotheinnandwastoldbyavaletdeplace,whomSirB————
  M————hadhired,thattheEnglishmanhadgonetobed。
  Wewereinneedofacarriage,soIsummonedthelandlordandwasastonishedtofindmyselfconfrontedbyRolandinperson。
  "How’sthis?"Isaid。"IthoughtyouwerestillatthePlaced’Espagne。"
  "IhavegivenmyoldhousetomydaughterwhohasmarriedaprosperousFrenchman,whileIhavetakenthispalacewheretherearesomemagnificentrooms。"
  "Hasyourdaughtermanyforeignersstayingatherhousenow?"
  "OnlyoneFrenchman,theComtedel’Etoile,whoiswaitingforhisequipagetocomeon。Hehasanexcellenthorse,andIamthinkingofbuyingitfromhim。"
  "Iadviseyoutowaittillto—morrow,andtosaynothingabouttheadviceIhavegivenyou。"
  "WhyshouldIwait?"
  "Ican’tsayanymorejustnow。"
  ThisRolandwasthefatheroftheTheresewhomIhadlovednineyearsbefore,andwhommybrotherJeanhadmarriedin1762,ayearaftermydeparture。RolandtoldmethatmybrotherwasinRomewithPrinceBeloselski,theRussianambassadortotheCourtofSaxony。
  "IunderstoodthatmybrothercouldnotcometoRome。"
  "Hecamewithasafe—conductwhichtheDowagerElectressofSaxonyobtainedforhimfromtheHolyFather。Hewantshiscasetobere—tried,andtherehemakesamistake,forifitwereheardahundredtimesthesentencewouldcontinuethesame。Noonewillseehim,everyoneavoidshim,evenMengswillhavenothingtosaytohim。"
  "Mengsishere,ishe?IthoughhehadbeenatMadrid。"
  "Hehasgotleaveofabsenceforayear,buthisfamilyremainsinSpain。"
  Afterhearingallthisnewswhichwasfarfrompleasanttome,asIdidnotwishtoseeMengsormybrother,Iwenttobed,leavingordersthatIwastoberousedintimefordinner。
  Inanhour’stimeIwasawakenedbythetidingsthatsomeonewaswaitingtogivemeanote。Itwasoneofthebargello’smen,whohadcometotakeoverl’Etoile’seffects。
  AtdinnerItoldSirB————M————whatIhaddone,andweagreedthatheshouldaccompanymetothebargello’sintheevening。
  Intheafternoonwevisitedsomeoftheprincipalpalaces,andaftertakingBettybacktotheinnwewenttothebargello,whotoldusourmanwasalreadyinprison,andthatitwouldcostverylittletosendhimtothegalleys。
  "BeforemakingupmymindIshouldliketospeaktohim,"saidSirB————
  M————。"
  "Youcandosoto—morrow。Heconfessedeverythingwithoutanytrouble,andmadeajestofit,sayinghewasnotafraidofanyconsequences,astheyoungladyhadgonewithhimofherownfreewill。Ishewedhimthebillofexchange,butheevincednoemotionwhatever。Hetoldmethathewasanactorbyprofession,butalsoamanofrank。Astothehorse,hesaidhewasatperfectlibertytosellit,asthewatchhehadleftinpledgewasworthmorethanthebeast。"
  IhadforgottentoinformthebargellothatthewatchaforesaidbelongedtoBetty。
  Wegavetheworthyofficialfiftycrowns,andsuppedwithBetty,whohad,asIhaveremarked,recoveredhertrunk,andhadbeenbusyingherselfinputtingherthingstorights。
  Shewasgladtohearthattherascalwasinprison,butshedidnotseemtowishtopayhimavisit。
  Wewenttoseehimintheafternoonofthenextday。
  Thebargellohadassignedusanadvocate,whomadeoutadocumentdemandingpaymentbytheprisoneroftheexpensesofthejourney,andofhisarrest,togetherwithacertainsumascompensationtothepersonwhomhehaddeceived,unlesshecouldprovehisrighttothetitleofcountinthecourseofsixweeks。
  Wefoundl’Etoilewiththisdocumentinhishand;someonewastranslatingitforhimintoFrench。
  Assoonastherascalsawme,hesaid,withalaugh,thatIowedhimtwenty—fiveLouisashehadleftBettytosleepwithme。
  TheEnglishmantoldhimhelied;itwashethathadsleptwithher。
  "AreyouBetty’slover?"askedl’Etoile。
  "Yes,andifIhadcaughtyouwithherIshouldhaveblownoutyourbrains,foryouhavedeceivedherdoubly;you’reonlyabeggarlyactor。"
  "Ihavethreethousandcrowns。"
  "Iwillpaysixthousandifthebillprovestobeagoodone。Inthemeanwhileyouwillstayhere,andifitbefalse,asIexpectitis,youwillgotothegalleys。"
  "Verygood。"
  "Ishallspeaktomycounsel。"
  Wewentoutandcalledontheadvocate,forSirB————M————hadalivelydesiretosendtheimpudentrascaltothegalleys。However,itcouldnotbedone,forl’Etoilesaidhewasquitereadytogiveupthebill,butthatheexpectedSirB————M————topayacrownadayforhiskeepwhileheremainedinprison。
  SirB————M————thoughthewouldliketoseesomethingofRome,ashewasthere,andwasobligedtobuyalmosteverythingashehadlefthisbelongingsbehindhim,whileBettywaswellprovidedforashertrunkwasofimmensecapacity。Iwentwiththemeverywhere;itwasnotexactlythelifeIliked,buttherewouldbetimeformetopleasemyselfaftertheyhadgone。IlovedBettywithoutdesiringher,andIhadtakenalikingtotheEnglishmanwhohadanexcellentheart。AtfirsthewantedtostayafortnightatRome,andthentoreturntoLeghorn;buthisfriendLordBaltimore,whohadcometoRomeinthemeanwhile,persuadedhimtopayashortvisittoNaples。
  Thisnobleman,whohadwithhimaveryprettyFrenchwomanandtwoservants,saidhewouldseetothejourney,andthatImustjointheparty。IhadmadehisacquaintanceatLondon。
  IwasgladtohavetheopportunityofseeingNaplesagain。Welodgedatthe"Crocielles"atChiaggia,orChiaja,astheNeapolitanscallit。
  ThefirstnewsIheardwasthedeathoftheDukeofMataloneandthemarriageofhiswidowwithPrinceCaramanica。
  Thiscircumstanceputanendtosomeofmyhopes,andIonlythoughtofamusingmyselfwithmyfriends,asifIhadneverbeenatNaplesbefore。
  LordBaltimorehadbeenthereseveraltimes,buthismistress,Betty,andSirB————M————,werestrangers,andwantedtoseeeverything。I
  accordinglyactedascicerone,forwhichpartIandmylord,too,weremuchbetterqualifiedthanthetediousandignorantfellowswhohadanofficialrighttothattitle。
  ThedayafterourarrivalIwasunpleasantlysurprisedtoseethenotoriousChevalierGoudar,whomIhadknownatLondon。HecalledonLordBaltimore。
  ThisfamousrouthadahouseatPausilippo,andhiswifewasnoneotherthantheprettyIrishgirlSara,formerlyadrawerinaLondontavern。
  Thereaderhasbeenalreadyintroducedtoher。GoudarknewIhadmether,sohetoldmewhoshewas,invitingusalltodinewithhimthenextday。
  Saraskewednosurprisenorconfusionatthesightofme,butIwaspetrified。Shewasdressedwiththeutmostelegance,receivedcompanyadmirably,spokeItalianwithperfectcorrectness,talkedsensibly,andwasexquisitelybeautiful;Iwasstupefied;themetamorphosiswassogreat。
  Inaquarterofanhourfiveorsixladiesofthehighestrankarrived,withtenortwelvedukes,princes,andmarquises,tosaynothingofahostofdistinguishedstrangers。
  Thetablewaslaidforthirty,butbeforedinnerMadameGoudarseatedherselfatthepiano,andsangafewairswiththevoiceofasiren,andwithaconfidencethatdidnotastonishtheotherguestsastheyknewher,butwhichastonishedmeextremely,forhersingingwasreallyadmirable。
  Goudarhadworkedthismiracle。Hehadbeeneducatinghertobehiswifeforsixorsevenyears。
  AftermarryingherhehadtakenhertoParis,Vienna,Venice,Florence,Rome,etc。,everywhereseekingfortune,butinvain。FinallyhehadcometoNaples,wherehehadbroughthiswifeintothefashionofobliginghertorenounceinpublictheerrorsoftheAnglicanheresy。ShehadbeenreceivedintotheCatholicChurchundertheauspicesoftheQueenofNaples。TheamusingpartinallthiswasthatSara,beinganIrishwoman,hadbeenbornaCatholic,andhadneverceasedtobeone。
  Allthenobility,eventotheCourt,wenttoseeSara,whileshewentnowhere,fornooneinvitedher。Thiskindofthingisacharacteristicofnobilityalltheworldover。
  Goudartoldmealltheseparticulars,andconfessedthatheonlymadehislivingbygaming。Faroandbiribiweretheonlypillarsofhishouse;
  buttheymusthavebeenstrongones,forhelivedingreatstyle。
  Heaskedmetojoinwithhim,andIdidnotcaretorefuse;mypursewasfastapproachingtotaldepletion,andifitwerenotforthisresourceI
  couldnotcontinuelivinginthestyletowhichIhadbeenaccustomed。
  HavingtakenthisresolutionIdeclinedreturningtoRomewithBettyandSirB————M—————,whowantedtorepaymeallIhadspentonheraccount。
  Iwasnotinapositiontobeostentatious,soIacceptedhisgenerousoffer。
  TwomonthslaterIheardthatl’EtoilehadbeenliberatedbytheinfluenceofCardinalBernis,andhadleftRome。NextyearIheardatFlorencethatSirB————M—————hadreturnedtoEngland,wherenodoubthemarriedBettyassoonashebecameawidower。
  AsforthefamousLordBaltimoreheleftNaplesafewdaysaftermyfriends,andtravelledaboutItalyinhisusualway。ThreeyearslaterhepaidforhisBritishbravadowithhislife。HecommittedthewildimprudenceoftraversingtheMaremmainAugust,andwaskilledbythepoisonousexhalations。
  Istoppedat"Crocielles,"asalltherichforeignerscametolivethere。
  Iwasthusenabledtomaketheiracquaintance,andputtheminthewayoflosingtheirmoneyatGoudar’s。Ididnotlikemytask,butcircumstancesweretoostrongforme。
  FiveorsixdaysafterBettyhadleftIchancedtomeettheAbbyGama,whohadagedagooddeal,butwasstillasgayandactiveasever。Afterwehadtoldeachotherouradventuresheinformedmethat,asallthedifferencesbetweentheHolySeeandtheCourtofNapleshadbeenadjusted,hewasgoingbacktoRome。
  Beforehewent,however,hesaidheshouldliketopresentmetoaladywhomhewassureIshouldbeverygladtoseeagain。
  ThefirstpersonsIthoughtofwereDonnaLeonilda,orDonnaLucrezia,hermother;butwhatwasmysurprisetoseeAgatha,thedancerwithwhomIhadbeeninloveatTurinafterabandoningtheCorticelli。
  Ourdelightwasmutual,andweproceededtotelleachothertheincidentsofourlivessincewehadparted。
  Mytaleonlylastedaquarterofanhour,butAgatha’shistorywasalongone。
  ShehadonlydancedayearatNaples。Anadvocatehadfalleninlovewithher,andsheshewedmefourprettychildrenshehadgivenhim。Thehusbandcameinatsupper—time,andasshehadoftentalkedtohimaboutmeherushedtoembracemeassoonasheheardmyname。Hewasanintelligentman,likemostofthepaglettiofNaples。Wesuppedtogetherlikeoldfriends,andtheAbbeGamagoingsoonaftersupperIstayedwiththemtillmidnight,promisingtojointhematdinnerthenextday。
  AlthoughAgathawasintheveryflowerofherbeauty,theoldfireswerenotrekindledinme。Iwastenyearsolder。Mycoolnesspleasedme,forIshouldnothavelikedtotroublethepeaceofahappyhome。
  AfterleavingAgathaIproceededtoGoudar’s,inwhosebankItookastronginterest。Ifoundadozengamestersroundthetable,butwhatwasmysurprisetorecognizeintheholderofthebankCountMedini。
  ThreeorfourdaysbeforethisMedinihadbeenexpelledfromthehouseofM。deChoiseul,theFrenchambassador;hehadbeencaughtcheatingatcards。Ihadalsomyreasontobeincensedagainsthim;and,asthereadermayremember,wehadfoughtaduel。
  OnglancingatthebankIsawthatitwasatthelastgasp。Itoughttohaveheldsixhundredounces,andtherewerescarcelyahundred。Iwasinterestedtotheextentofathird。
  OnexaminingthefaceofthepunterwhohadmadetheseravagesIguessedthegame。ItwasthefirsttimeIhadseentherascalatGoudar’s。
  AttheendofthedealGoudartoldmethatthispunterwasarichFrenchmanwhohadbeenintroducedbyMedini。HetoldmeIshouldnotmindhiswinningthatevening,ashewouldbesuretoloseitallandagooddealmoreanothertime。
  "Idon’tcarewhothepunteris,"saidI,"itisnotoftheslightestconsequencetome,asItellyouplainlythataslongasMediniisthebankerIwillhavenothingtodowithit。"
  "IhavetoldMediniaboutitandwantedtotakeathirdawayfromthebank,butheseemedoffendedandsaidhewouldmakeupanylosstoyou,butthathecouldnothavethebanktouched。"
  "Verygood,butifhedoesnotbringmemymoneybyto—morrowmorningtherewillbetrouble。Indeed,theresponsibilitylieswithyou,forI
  havetoldyouthataslongasMedinidealsIwillhavenothingtodowithit。"
  "Ofcourseyouhaveaclaimonmefortwohundredounces,butIhopeyouwillbereasonable;itwouldberatherhardformetolosetwo—thirds。"
  KnowingGoudartobeagreaterrascalthanMedini,Ididnotbelieveawordhesaid;andIwaitedimpatientlyfortheendofthegame。
  Atoneo’clockitwasallover。Theluckypunterwentoffwithhispocketsfullofgold,andMedini,affectinghighspirits,whichwereverymuchoutofplace,sworehisvictoryshouldcosthimdear。
  "Willyoukindlygivememytwohundredounces,"saidI,"for,ofcourse,GondartoldyouthatIwasoutofit?"
  "Iconfessmyselfindebtedtoyouforthatamount,asyouabsolutelyinsist,butpraytellmewhyyourefusetobeinterestedinthebankwhenIamdealing。"
  "BecauseIhavenoconfidenceinyourluck。"
  "Youmustseethatyourwordsarecapableofaveryunpleasantinterpretation。"
  "Ican’tpreventyourinterpretingmywordsasyouplease,butIhavearighttomyownopinion。Iwantmytwohundredounces,andIamquitewillingtoleaveyouanymoneysyouproposetomakeoutoftheconquerorofto—night。YoumustmakeyourarrangementswithM。Goudar,andbynoonto—morrow,you,M。Goudar,willbringmethatsum。"
  "Ican’tremityouthemoneytillthecountgivesitme,forIhaven’tgotanymoney。"
  "Iamsureyouwillhavesomemoneybytwelveo’clockto—morrowmorning。
  Goodnight。"
  Iwouldnotlistentoanyoftheirswindlingarguments,andwenthomewithouttheslightestdoubtthattheyweretryingtocheatme。I
  resolvedtowashmyhandsofthewholegangassoonasIhadgotmymoneybackbyfairmeansorfoul。
  AtninethenextmorningIreceivedanotefromMedini,beggingmetocallonhimandsettlethematter。IrepliedthathemustmakehisarrangementswithGoudar,andIbeggedtobeexcusedcallingonhim。
  Inthecourseofanhourhepaidmeavisit,andexertedallhiseloquencetopersuademetotakeabillfortwohundredounces,payableinaweek。Igavehimasharprefusal,sayingthatmybusinesswaswithGoudarandGondaronly,andthatunlessIreceivedthemoneybynoonI
  shouldproceedtoextremities。Mediniraisedhisvoice,andtoldmethatmylanguagewasoffensive;andforthwithItookupapistolandplaceditagainsthischeek,orderinghimtoleavetheroom。Heturnedpale,andwentawaywithoutaword。
  AtnoonIwenttoGondar’swithoutmysword,butwithtwogoodpistolsinmypocket。Mediniwasthere,andbeganbyreproachingmewithattemptingtoassassinatehiminmyownhouse。
  Itooknonoticeofthis,buttoldGondartogivememytwohundredounces。
  GoudaraskedMedinitogivehimthemoney。
  Therewouldundoubtedlyhavebeenaquarrel,ifIhadnotbeenprudentenoughtoleavetheroom,threateningGondarwithruinifhedidnotsendonthemoneydirectly。
  JustasIwasleavingthehouse,thefairSaraputherheadoutofthewindow,andbeggedmetocomeupbythebackstairsandspeaktoher。
  Ibeggedtobeexcused,soshesaidshewouldcomedown,andinamomentshestoodbesideme。
  "Youareintherightaboutyourmoney,"shesaid,"butjustatpresentmyhusbandhasnotgotany;youreallymustwaittwoorthreedays,I
  willguaranteethepayment。"
  "Iamreallysorry,"Ireplied,"nottobeabletoobligesuchacharmingwoman,buttheonlythingthatwillpacifymeismymoney,andtillI
  havehadit,youwillseemenomoreinyourhouse,againstwhichI
  declarewar。"
  Thereuponshedrewfromherfingeradiamondring,worthatleastfourhundredounces,andbeggedmetoacceptitasapledge。
  Itookit,andleftheraftermakingmybow。Shewasdoubtlessastonishedatmybehaviour,forinherstateofdeshabilleshecouldnothavecountedonmydisplayingsuchfirmness。
  Iwasverywellsatisfiedwithmyvictory,andwenttodinewiththeadvocate,Agatha’shusband。Itoldhimthestory,begginghimtofindsomeonewhowouldgivemetwohundredouncesonthering。
  "Iwilldoitmyself,"saidhe;andhegavemeanacknowledgmentandtwohundredouncesonthespot。HethenwroteinmynamealettertoGoudar,informinghimthathewasthedepositaryofthering。
  Thisdone,Irecoveredmygoodtemper。
  BeforedinnerAgathatookmeintoherboudoirandshewedmeallthesplendidjewelsIhadgivenherwhenIwasrichandinlove。
  "NowIamarichwoman,"saidshe,"andmygoodfortuneisallyourmaking;sotakebackwhatyougaveme。Don’tbeoffended;Iamsogratefultoyou,andmygoodhusbandandIagreedonthisplanthismorning。"
  TotakeawayanyscruplesImighthave,sheshewedmethediamondsherhusbandhadgivenher;theyhadbelongedtohisfirstwifeandwereworthaconsiderablesum。
  Mygratitudewastoogreatforwords,Icouldonlypressherhand,andletmyeyesspeakthefeelingsofmyheart。Justthenherhusbandcamein。
  Ithadevidentlybeenconcertedbetweenthem,fortheworthymanembracedme,andbeggedmetoaccedetohiswife’srequest。
  Wethenjoinedthecompanywhichconsistedofadozenorsooftheirfriends,buttheonlypersonwhoattractedmyattentionwasaveryyoungman,whomIsetdownatonceasinlovewithAgatha。HisnamewasDonPascalLatilla;andIcouldwellbelievethathewouldbesuccessfulinlove,forhewasintelligent,handsome,andwell—mannered。Webecamefriendsinthecourseofthemeal。
  AmongsttheladiesIwasgreatlypleasedwithoneyounggirl。Shewasonlyfourteen,butshelookedeighteen。Agathatoldmeshewasstudyingsinging,intendingtogoonthestageasshewassopoor。
  "Sopretty,andyetpoor?"
  "Yes,forshewillhaveallornothing;andloversofthatkindarerareinNaples。"
  "Butshemusthavesomelover?"
  "Ifshehas,noonehasheardofhim。Youhadbettermakeheracquaintanceandgoandseeher。Youwillsoonbefriends。"
  "What’shername?"
  "Callimena。Theladywhoisspeakingtoherisheraunt,andIexpecttheyaretalkingaboutyou。"
  Wesatdowntotheenjoymentofadelicateandabundantmeal。Agatha,I
  couldsee,washappy,anddelightedtoshewmehowhappyshewas。TheoldAbbeGamacongratulatedhimselfonhavingpresentedme。DonPascalLatillacouldnotbejealousoftheattentionspaidmebyhisidol,forI
  wasastranger,andtheyweremydue;whileherhusbandpridedhimselfonhisfreedomfromthosevulgarprejudicestowhichsomanyNeapolitansaresubject。
  InthemidstofallthisgaietyIcouldnothelpstealingmanyafurtiveglancetowardsCallimena。Iaddressedheragainandagain,andsheansweredmepolitelybutsobrieflyastogivemenoopportunityofdisplayingmypowersinthewayofpersiflage。
  Iaskedifhernamewasherfamilynameorapseudonym。
  "Itismybaptismalname。"
  "ItisGreek;but,ofcourse,youknowwhatitmeans?"
  "No。"
  "Madbeauty,orfairmoon。"
  "IamgladtosaythatIhavenothingincommonwithmyname。"
  "Haveyouanybrothersorsisters?"
  "Ihaveonlyonemarriedsister,withwhomyoumaypossiblybeacquainted。"
  "Whatishername,andwhoisherhusband?"
  "HerhusbandisaPiedmontese,butshedoesnotlivewithhim。"
  "IsshetheMadameSlopiswhotravelswithAston?"
  "Exactly。"
  "Icangiveyougoodnewsofher。"
  AfterdinnerIaskedAgathahowshecametoknowCallimena。
  "Myhusbandishergodfather。"
  "Whatisherexactage?"
  "Fourteen。"
  "She’sasimpleprodigy!Whatloveliness!"
  "Hersisterisstillhandsomer。"
  "Ihaveneverseenher。"
  AservantcameinandsaidM。Goudarwouldliketohavealittleprivateconversationwiththeadvocate。
  Theadvocatecamebackinaquarterofanhour,andinformedmethatGoudarhadgivenhimthetwohundredounces,andthathehadreturnedhimthering。
  "Thenthat’sallsettled,andIamverygladofit。Ihavecertainlymadeaneternalenemyofhim,butthatdoesn’ttroublememuch。"
  Webeganplaying,andAgathamademeplaywithCallimena,thefreshnessandsimplicityofwhosecharacterdelightedme。
  ItoldherallIknewabouthersister,andpromisedIwouldwritetoTurintoenquirewhethershewerestillthere。ItoldherthatIlovedher,andthatifshewouldallowme,Iwouldcomeandseeher。Herreplywasextremelysatisfactory。
  ThenextmorningIwenttowishhergoodday。Shewastakingamusiclessonfromhermaster。Hertalentswerereallyofamoderateorder,butlovemademepronounceherperformancetobeexquisite。
  Whenthemasterhadgone,Iremainedalonewithher。Thepoorgirloverwhelmedmewithapologiesforherdress,herwretchedfurniture,andforherinabilitytogivemeaproperbreakfast。
  "Allthatmakeyoumoredesirableinmyeyes,andIamonlysorrythatI
  cannotofferyouafortune。"
  AsIpraisedherbeauty,sheallowedmetokissherardently,butshestoppedmyfurtherprogressbygivingmeakissasiftosatisfyme。
  Imadeanefforttorestrainmyardour,andtoldhertotellmetrulywhethershehadalover。
  "Notone。"
  "Andhaveyouneverhadone?"
  "Never。"
  "Notevenafancyforanyone?"
  "No,never。"
  "What,withyourbeautyandsensibility,istherenomaninNapleswhohassucceededininspiringyouwithdesire?"
  "Noonehasevertriedtodoso。Noonehasspokentomeasyouhave,andthatistheplaintruth。"
  "Ibelieveyou,andIseethatImustmakehastetoleaveNaples,ifI
  wouldnotbethemostunhappyofmen。"
  "Whatdoyoumean?"
  "Ishouldloveyouwithoutthehopeofpossessingyou,andthusIshouldbemostunhappy。"
  "Lovemethen,andstay。Tryandmakemeloveyou。Onlyyoumustmoderateyourecstacies,forIcannotloveamanwhocannotexerciseself—restraint。"
  "Asjustnow,forinstance?"
  "Yes。IfyoucalmyourselfIshallthinkyoudosoformysake,andthuslovewilltreadcloseontheheelsofgratitude。"
  ThiswasasmuchastotellmethatthoughshedidnotlovemeyetIhadonlytowaitpatiently,andIresolvedtofollowheradvice。Ihadreachedanagewhichknowsnothingoftheimpatientdesiresofyouth。
  Igaveheratenderembrace,andasIwasgettinguptogoIaskedherifshewereinneedofmoney。
  Thisquestionmaleherblush,andshesaidIhadbetteraskheraunt,whowasinthenextroom。
  Iwentin,andwassomewhatastonishedtofindtheauntseatedbetweentwoworthyCapuchins,whoweretalkingsmalltalktoherwhilesheworkedatherneedle。Atalittledistancethreeyounggirlssatsewing。
  Theauntwouldhaverisentowelcomeme,butIpreventedher,askedherhowshedid,andsmilinglycongratulatedheronhercompany。Shesmiledback,buttheCapuchinssatasfirmastwostocks,withouthonouringmewithasmuchasaglance。