"Now,"saidEsther,whenwewerebyourselves,"Iamquitesurethatthatreplycamefromanotherintelligencethanyours。Inthenameofallyouholdsacred,tellmethemeaningofthosefourletters,andwhyyouusuallyomitthem。"
  "Iomitthem,dearestEsther,becauseexperiencehastaughtmethatinordinarycasestheyareunnecessary;butwhileIwasmakingthepyramidthecommandcametometosetthemdown,andIthoughtitwelltoobey。"
  "Whatdotheymean?"
  "Theyaretheinitiallettersoftheholynamesofthecardinalintelligencesofthefourquartersoftheworld。"
  "Imaynottellyou,butwhoeverdealswiththeoracleshouldknowthem。"
  "Ah!donotdeceiveme;Itrustinyou,anditwouldbeworsethanmurdertoabusesosimpleafaithasmine。"
  "Iamnotdeceivingyou,dearestEsther。"
  "Butifyouweretoteachmethecabala,youwouldimparttometheseholynames?"
  "Certainly,butIcannotrevealthemexcepttomysuccessor。IfI
  violatethiscommandIshouldlosemyknowledge;andthisconditioniswellcalculatedtoinsuresecrecy,isitnot?"
  "Itis,indeed。UnhappythatIam,yoursuccessorwillbe,ofcourse,Manon。"
  "No,Manonisnotfittedintellectuallyforsuchknowledgeasthis。"
  "Butyoushouldfixonsomeone,foryouaremortalafterall。Ifyoulike,myfatherwouldgiveyouthehalfofhisimmensefortunewithoutyourmarryingme。"
  "Esther!whatisitthatyouhavesaid?Doyouthinkthattopossessyouwouldbeadisagreeableconditioninmyeyes?"
  Afterahappyday——IthinkImaycallitthehappiestofmylife——I
  leftthetoocharmingEsther,andwenthometowardstheevening。
  Threeorfourdaysafter,M。d’O————cameintoEsther’sroom,wherehefoundusbothcalculatingpyramids。Iwasteachinghertodouble,totriple,andtoquadruplethecabalisticcombinations。M。d’O————
  strodeintotheroominagreathurry,strikinghisbreastinasortofecstasy。Weweresurprisedandalmostfrightenedtoseehimsostrangelyexcited,androsetomeethim,butherunninguptousalmostforcedustoembracehim,whichwedidwillingly。
  "Butwhatisthematter,papadear?"saidEsther,"yousurprisememorethanIcansay。"
  "Sitdownbesideme,mydearchildren,andlistentoyourfatherandyourbestfriend。IhavejustreceivedaletterfromoneofthesecretariesoftheirhighmightinessesinformingmethattheFrenchambassadorhasdemanded,inthenameofthekinghismaster,thattheComteSt。Germainshouldbedeliveredover,andthattheDutchauthoritieshaveansweredthatHisMostChristianMajesty’srequestsshallbecarriedoutassoonasthepersonofthecountcanbesecured。Inconsequenceofthisthepolice,knowingthattheComteSt。GermainwasstayingattheEtoiled’Orient,senttoarresthimatmidnight,butthebirdhadflown。Thelandlorddeclaredthatthecounthadpostedoffatnightfall,takingthewaytoNimeguen。Hehasbeenfollowed,buttherearesmallhopesofcatchinghimup。
  "Itisnotknownhowhecanhavediscoveredthatawarrantexistedagainsthim,orhowhecontinuedtoevadearrest。"
  "Itisnotknown;"wentanM。d’O————,laughing,"buteveryoneguessesthatM。Calcoen,thesamethatwrotetome,letthisfriendoftheFrenchking’sknowthathewouldbewantedatmidnight,andthatifhedidnotgetthekeyofthefieldshewouldbearrested。
  Heisnotsofoolishastodespiseapieceofadvicelikethat。TheDutchGovernmenthasexpresseditssorrowtoM。d’AfrithathisexcellencedidnotdemandthearrestofSt。Germainsooner,andtheambassadorwillnotbeastonishedatthisreply,asitislikemanyothersgivenonsimilaroccasions。
  "Thewisdomoftheoraclehasbeenverified,andIcongratulatemyselfonhavingseizeditsmeaning,forwewereonthepointofgivinghimahundredthousandflorinsonaccount,whichhesaidhemusthaveimmediately。Hegaveusinpledgethefinestofthecrowndiamonds,andthiswestillretain。Butwewillreturnittohimandemand,unlessitisclaimedbytheambassador。Ihaveneverseenafinerstone。
  "Andnow,mychildren,youseewhatIowetotheoracle。OntheExchangethewholecompanycandonothingbutexpresstheirgratitudetome。IamregardedasthemostprudentandmostfarseeingmaninHolland。Toyou,mydearchildren,Iowethishonour,butIwearmypeacock’sfeatherswithoutscruple。
  "MydearCasanova,youwilldinewithus,Ihope。AfterdinnerI
  shallbegyoutoenquireofyourinscrutableintelligencewhetherweoughttodeclareourselvesinpossessionofthesplendiddiamond,ortoobservesecrecytillitisreclaimed。"
  Afterthisdiscoursepapaembracedusoncemoreandleftus。
  "Sweetheart,"saidEsther,throwingherarmsroundmyneck,"youhaveanopportunityforgivingmeastrongproofofyourfriendship。Itwillcostyounothing,butitwillcovermewithhonourandhappiness。"
  "Commandme,anditshallbedone。YoucannotthinkthatIwouldrefuseyouafavourwhichistocostmenothing,whenIshoulddeemmyselfhappytoshedmybloodforyoursake。"
  "Myfatherwishesyoutotellhimafterdinnerwhetheritwillbebettertodeclarethattheyhavethediamondortokeepsilencetillitisclaimed。Whenheasksyouasecondtime,tellhimtoseektheanswerofme,andoffertoconsulttheoraclealso,incasemyanswermaybetooobscure。Thenperformtheoperation,andIwillmakemyfatherlovemeallthebetter,whenheseesthatmyknowledgeisequaltoyours。"
  "Dearestone,wouldInotdofortheeataskathousandtimesmoredifficultthanthistoprovemyloveandmydevotion?Letussettowork。Doyouwritethequestion,setupthepyramids,andinscribewithyourownhandtheall—powerfulinitials。Good。Nowbegintoextracttheanswerbymeansofthedivinekey。Neverwasaclevererpupil!"
  Whenallthishadbeendone,IsuggestedtheadditionsandsubtractionsIwantedmade,andshewasquiteastonishedtoreadthefollowingreply:"Silencenecessary。Withoutsilence,generalderision。Diamondvalueless;merepaste。"
  Ithoughtshewouldhavegonewildwithdelight。Shelaughedandlaughedagain。
  "Whatanamazingreply!"saidshe。"Thediamondisfalse,anditisIwhoamabouttorevealtheirfollytothem。Ishallinformmyfatherofthisimportantsecret。Itistoomuch,itoverwhelmsme;I
  canscarcelycontainmyselfforjoy!HowmuchIoweyou,youwonderfulanddelightfulman!Theywillverifythetruthoftheoracleimmediately,andwhenitisfoundthatthefamousdiamondisbutglitteringpastethecompanywilladoremyfather,foritwillfeelthatbutforhimitwouldhavebeencoveredwithshame,byavowingitselfthedupeofasharper。Willyouleavethepyramidwithme?"
  "Certainly;butitwillnotteachyouanythingyoudonotknow。"Thefathercameinagainandwehaddinner,andafterthedessert,whentheworthyd’O————learntfromhisdaughter’soraclethatthestonewasfalse,thescenebecameatrulycomicalone。Heburstintoexclamationsofastonishment,declaredthethingimpossible,incredible,andatlastbeggedmetoaskthesamequestion,ashewasquitesurethathisdaughterwasmistaken,orratherthattheoraclewasdeludingher。
  Isettowork,andwasnotlonginobtainingmyanswer。WhenhesawthatitwastothesameeffectasEsther’s,thoughdifferentlyexpressed,hehadnolongeranydoubtsastohisdaughter’sskill,andhastenedtogoandtestthepretendeddiamond,andtoadvisehisassociatestosaynothingaboutthematteraftertheyhadreceivedproofsoftheworthlessnessofthestone。Thisadvicewas,asithappened,useless;forthoughthepersonsconcernedsaidnothing,everybodyknewaboutit,andpeoplesaid,withtheirusualmalice,thatthedupeshadbeendupedmostthoroughly,andthatSt。Germainhadpocketedthehundredthousandflorins;butthiswasnotthecase。
  Estherwasveryproudofhersuccess,butinsteadofbeingsatisfiedwithwhatshehaddone,shedesiredmoreferventlyeverydaytopossessthescienceinitsentirety,asshesupposedIpossessedit。
  ItsoonbecameknownthatSt。GermainhadgonebyEmdenandhadembarkedforEngland,wherehehadarrivedinsafety。Induetimeweshallhearsomefurtherdetailsconcerningthiscelebratedimpostor;
  andinthemeanwhileImustrelateacatastropheofanotherkind,whichwasneartohavemademediethedeathofafool。
  ItwasChristmasDay。Ihadgotupearlyinthemorninginbetterspiritsthanusual。Theoldwomentellyouthatalwayspresagesmisfortune,butIwasasfarthenasIamnowfrommakingmyhappinessintoanomenofgrief。Butthistimechancemadethefoolishbeliefofgoodeffect。IreceivedaletterandalargepacketfromParis;theycamefromManon。IopenedtheletterandI
  thoughtIshouldhavediedofgriefwhenIread,——
  "Bewise,andreceivethenewsIgiveyoucalmly。Thepacketcontainsyourportraitandallthelettersyouhavewrittentome。
  Returnmemyportrait,andifyouhavekeptmylettersbekindenoughtoburnthem。Irelyonyourhonour。Thinkofmenomore。DutybidsmedoallIcantoforgetyou,foratthishourto—morrowI
  shallbecomethewifeofM。BlondeloftheRoyalAcademy,architecttotheking。PleasedonotseemasifyouknewmeifwechancetomeetonyourreturntoParis。"
  Thisletterstruckmedumbwithastonishment,andformorethantwohoursafterIreaditIwas,asitwere,bereftofmysenses。IsentwordtoM。d’O————that,notfeelingwell,Iwasgoingtokeepmyroomallday。WhenIfeltalittlebetterIopenedthepacket。Thefirstthingtofalloutwasmyportrait。Ilookedatit,andsuchwastheperturbationofmymind,that,thoughtheminiaturereallyrepresentedmeasofacheerfulandanimatedexpression,IthoughtI
  beheldadreadfulandathreateningvisage。IwenttomydeskandwroteandtoreupascoreoflettersinwhichIoverwhelmedthefaithlessonewiththreatsandreproaches。
  Icouldbearnomore;theforcesofnaturewereexhausted,andIwasobligedtoliedownandtakealittlebroth,andcourtthatsleepwhichrefusedtocome。Athousanddesignscametomydisorderedimagination。Irejectedthemonebyone,onlytodevisenewones。I
  wouldslaythisBlondel,whohadcarriedoffawomanwhowasmineandmineonly;whowasallbutmywife。Hertreacheryshouldbepunishedbyherlosingtheobjectforwhomshehaddesertedme。Iaccusedherfather,Icursedherbrotherforhavingleftmeinignoranceoftheinsultwhichhadsotraitorouslybeenputuponme。
  Ispentthedayandnightinthesedeliriousthoughts,andinthemorning,feelingworsethanever,IsenttoM。d’O————tosaythatI
  couldnotpossiblyleavemyroom。ThenIbegantoreadandre—readthelettersIhadwrittentoManon,callinguponhernameinasortoffrenzy;andagainsetmyselftowritetoherwithoutfinishingasingleletter。TheemptinessofmystomachandtheshockIhadundergonebegantostupefyme,andforafewmomentsIforgotmyanguishonlytore—awakentoacuterpainssoonafter。
  Aboutthreeo’clock,theworthyM。d’O————cametoinvitemetogowithhimtotheHague,wherethechiefmasonsofHollandmetonthedayfollowingtokeeptheFeastofSt。John,butwhenhesawmyconditionhedidnotpressmetocome。
  "Whatisthematterwithyou,mydearCasanova?"saidhe。
  "Ihavehadagreatgrief,butletussaynomoreaboutit。"
  HebeggedmetocomeandseeEsther,andleftmelookingalmostasdowncastasIwas。However,thenextmorningEstheranticipatedmyvisit,foratnineo’clocksheandhergovernesscameintotheroom。
  Thesightofherdidmegood。Shewasastonishedtoseemesoundoneandcastdown,andaskedmewhatwasthegriefofwhichIhadspokentoherfather,andwhichhadprovedtoostrongformyphilosophy。
  "Sitdownbesideme,Estherdear,andallowmetomakeamysteryofwhathasaffectedmesogrievously。Time,themightyhealer,andstillmoreyourcompany,willeffectacurewhichIshouldinvainseekbyappealingtomyreason。WhilstwetalkofotherthingsI
  shallnotfeelthemisfortunewhichgnawsatmyheart。"
  "Well,getup,dressyourself,andcomeandspendthedaywithme,andIwilldomybesttomakeyouforgetyoursorrow。"
  "Ifeelveryweak;forthelastthreedaysIhaveonlytakenalittlebrothandchocolate。"
  Atthesewordsherfacefell,andshebegantoweep。
  Afteramoment’ssilenceshewenttomydesk,tookapen,andwroteafewlines,whichshebroughttome。Theywere,——
  "Dear,ifalargesumofmoney,beyondwhatmyfatherowesyou,canremoveorevensootheyourgriefIcanbeyourdoctor,andyououghttoknowthatyouracceptingmytreatmentwouldmakemehappy。"
  Itookherhandsandkissedthemaffectionately,saying,——
  "No,dearEsther,generousEsther,itisnotmoneyIwant,forifI
  didIwouldaskyouandyourfatherasafriend:whatIwant,andwhatnoonecangiveme,isaresolutemind,anddeterminationtoactforthebest。"
  "Askadviceofyouroracle。"
  Icouldnothelplaughing。
  "Whydoyoulaugh?"saidshe,"ifIamnotmistaken,theoraclemustknowaremedyforyourwoes。"
  "Ilaughed,dearest,becauseIfeltinclinedtotellyoutoconsulttheoraclethistime。AsformeIwillhavenothingtodowithit,lestthecurebeworsethanthedisease。"
  "Butyouneednotfollowyouradviceunlessyoulikeit。"
  "No,oneisfreetoactasonethinksfit;butnottofollowtheadviceoftheoraclewouldbeacontemptoftheintelligencewhichdirectsit。"
  Esthercouldsaynomore,andstoodsilentforseveralminutes,andthensaidthatifIlikeshewouldstaywithmefortherestoftheday。Thejoywhichilluminedmycountenancewasmanifest,andIsaidthatifshewouldstaytodinnerIwouldgetup,andnodoubtherpresencewouldgivemeanappetite。"Ah!"saidshe,"Iwillmakeyouthedishyouaresofondof。"Sheorderedthesedan—chairstobesentback,andwenttomylandladytoorderanappetisingrepast,andtoprocurethechafing—dishandthespiritsofwinesherequiredforherowncooking。
  Estherwasanangel,atreasure,whoconsentedtobecomemineifI
  wouldcommunicatetoherasciencewhichdidnotexist。IfeltthatIwaslookingforwardtospendingahappyday;thisshewedmethatI
  couldforgetManon,andIwasdelightedwiththeidea。Igotoutofbed,andwhenEsthercamebackandfoundmeonmyfeetshegaveaskipofpleasure。"Now,"saidshe,"youmustobligemebydressing,anddoingyourhairasifyouweregoingtoaball。"
  "That,"Ianswered,"isafunnyidea,butasitpleasesyouitpleasesme。"
  IrangforLeDuc,andtoldhimIwantedtohavemyhairdone,andtobedressedasifIweregoingtoaball。"Choosethedressthatsuitsmebest。"
  "No,"saidEsther,"Iwillchooseitmyself。"
  LeDucopenedmytrunk,andleavinghertorummageinithecametoshaveme,andtodomyhair。Esther,delightedwithhertask,calledintheassistanceofhergoverness。Sheputonmybedalaceshirt,andthesuitshefoundmosttohertaste。Thencomingclose,asiftoseewhetherLeDucwasdressingmyhairproperly,shesaid,"Alittlebrothwoulddoyougood;sendforadish,itwillgiveyouanappetitefordinner。"
  Ithoughtheradvicedictatedbythetenderestcare,andIdeterminedtobenefitbyit。Sogreatwastheinfluenceofthischarminggirloverme,that,littlebylittle,insteadoflovingManon,Ihatedher。Thatgavemecourage,andcompletedmycure。AtthepresenttimeIcanseethatManonwasverywiseinacceptingBlondel’soffer,andthatmyloveforselfandnotmyloveforherwaswounded。
  Iwasinmyservant’shands,myfaceturnedawaytowardsthefire,sothatIcouldnotseeEsther,butonlydivertmyselfwiththeideathatshewasinspectingmybelongings,whenallatonceshepresentedherselfwithamelancholyair,holdingMamon’sfatalletterinherhand。
  "AmItoblame,"saidshe,timidly,"forhavingdiscoveredthecauseofyoursorrow?"
  Ifeltrathertakenaback,butlookingkindlyather,Isaid,"No,no,mydearEsther;pityyourfriend,andsaynomoreaboutit。"
  "ThenImayreadalltheletters?"
  "Yes,dearest,ifitwillamuseyou。"
  AllthelettersofthefaithlessManonBalettitome,withminetoher,weretogetheronmytable。IpointedthemouttoEsther,whobeguntoreadthemquiteeagerly。
  WhenIwasdressed,asifforsomeCourtholiday,LeDucwentoutandleftusbyourselves,fortheworthygoverness,whowasworkingatherlacebythewindow,lookedatherlace,andnothingelse。Esthersaidthatnothinghadeveramusedhersomuchasthoseletters。
  "Thosecursedepistles,whichpleaseyousowell,willbethedeathofme。"
  "Death?Oh,no!Iwillcureyou,Ihope。"
  "Ihopeso,too;butafterdinneryoumusthelpmetoburnthemallfromfirsttolast。"
  "Burnthem!No;makemeapresentofthem。Ipromisetokeepthemcarefullyallmydays。"
  "Theyareyours,Esther。Iwillsendthemtoyouto—morrow。"
  Theselettersweremorethantwohundredinnumber,andtheshortestwerefourpagesinlength。Shewasenchantedtofindherselfthepossessoroftheletters,andshesaidshewouldmakethemintoaparcelandtakethemawayherself。
  "Shallyousendbacktheportraittoyourfaithlessmistress?"saidshe。
  "Idon’tknowwhattodowithit。"
  "Senditbacktoher;sheisnotworthyofyourhonouringherbykeepingit。Iamsurethatyouroraclewouldgiveyouthesameadvice。Whereistheportrait?Willyoushewitme?"
  Ihadtheportraitintheinteriorofagoldsnuff—box,butIhadnevershewnittoEstherforfearsheshouldthinkManonhandsomerthanherself,andconcludethatIonlyshewditheroutofvanity;
  butasshenowaskedtoseeitIopenedtheboxwhereitwasandgaveither。
  AnyotherwomanbesidesEstherwouldhavepronouncedManondownrightugly,orhaveendeavoredattheleasttofindsomefaultwithher,butEstherpronouncedhertobeverybeautiful,andonlysaiditwasagreatpitysofairabodycontainedsovileasoul。
  ThesightofManon’sportraitmadeEstherasktoseealltheotherportraitswhichMadameManzonihadsentmefromVenice。Therewerenakedfiguresamongstthem,butEstherwastoopureaspirittoputonthehatefulaffectationsoftheprude,towhomeverythingnaturalisanabomination。O—Murphypleasedherverymuch,andherhistory,whichIrelated,struckherasverycurious。Theportraitofthefairnun,M————M————,firstinthehabitofherorderandafterwardsnaked,madeherlaugh,butIwouldnottellEstherherstory,inspiteofthelivelydesireshedisplayedtohearit。
  Atdinner—timeadelicaterepastwasbroughttous,andwespenttwodelightfulhoursinthepleasuresofaconversationandthetable。
  Iseemedtohavepassedfromdeathtolife,andEstherwasdelightedtohavebeenmyphysician。BeforewerosefromtableIhaddeclaredmyintentionofsendingManon’sportraittoherhusbandonthedayfollowing,buthergoodnaturefoundawayofdissuadingmefromdoingsowithoutmuchdifficulty。
  Sometimeafter,whileweweretalkinginfrontofthefire,shetookapieceofpaper,setupthepyramids,andinscribedthefourkeysO,S,A,D。SheaskedifIshouldsendtheportraittothehusband,orwhetheritwouldnotbemoregeneroustoreturnittothefaithlessManon。Whilstshewascalculatingshesaidoverandoveragain,withasmile,"Ihavenotmadeuptheanswer。"Ipretendtobelieveher,andwelaughedliketwoaugursmeetingeachotheralone。AtlastthereplycamethatIoughttoreturntheportrait,buttothegiver,sincetosendittothehusbandwouldbeanactunworthyofamanofhonour。
  Ipraisedthewisdomoftheoracle,andkissedthePythonessascoreoftimes,promisingthatthecabalashouldbeobeyedimplicitly,addingthatshehadnoneedofbeingtaughtthesciencesincesheknewitaswellastheinventor。
  Ispokethetruth,butEstherlaughed,and,fearinglestIshouldreallythinkso,tookpainstoassuremeofthecontrary。
  Itisthusthatlovetakeshispleasure,thushisgrowthincreases,andthusthathesosoonbecomesagiantinstrength。
  "ShallIbeimpertinent,"saidEsther,"ifIaskyouwhereyourportraitis?Manonsaysinherletterthatsheissendingitback;
  butIdon’tseeitanywhere。"
  "Inmyfirstparoxysmofrage,Ithrewitdown;Idon’tknowinwhatdirection。Whatwasthusdespisedbyhercannotbeofmuchvaluetome。"
  "Letuslookforit;Ishouldliketoseeit。"
  Wesoonfounditonmytable,inthemidstofaofbooks;Esthersaiditwasaspeakinglikeness。
  "Iwouldgiveityouifsuchapresentwereworthyofyou。"
  "Ah!youcouldnotgivemeanythingIwouldvaluemore。"
  "Willyoudeigntoacceptit,Esther,thoughithasbeenpossessedbyanother?"
  "Itwillbeallthedearertome。"
  Atlastshehadtoleaveme,afteradaywhichmightbecalleddelightfulifhappinessconsistsofcalmandmutualjoyswithoutthetumultuousrapturesofpassion。Shewentawayatten,afterIhadpromisedtospendthewholeofthenextdaywithher。
  Afteranunbrokensleepofninehours’durationIgotuprefreshedandfeelingoncemoreinperfecthealth,andIwenttoseeEstherimmediately。Ifoundshewasstillabedandasleep,buthergovernesswentandrousedherinspiteofmyrequestthatherreposeshouldberespected。
  Shereceivedmewithasweetsmileasshesatupinbed,andshewdmemyvoluminouscorrespondencewithManononhernight—table,sayingthatshehadbeenreadingittilltwoo’clockinthemorning。
  Herappearancewasravishing。Aprettycambricnight—cap,tiedwithalight—blueribbonandornamentedwithlace,setoffthebeautiesofherface;andalightshawlofIndianmuslin,whichshehadhastilythrownon,veiledratherthanconcealedhersnowybreast,whichwouldhaveshamedtheworksofPraxiteles。Sheallowedmetotakeahundredkissesonherrosylips——ardentkisseswhichthesightofsuchcharmsmadeyetmoreardent;butherhandsforbademyapproachtothosetwospheresIsolongedtotouch。
  IsatdownbyherandtoldherthathercharmsofbodyandmindwouldmakeamanforgetalltheManonsthateverwere。
  "IsyourMarionfairtoseeallover?"saidshe。
  "Ireallycan’tsay,for,notbeingherhusband,Ineverhadanopportunityofinvestigatingthematter。"
  "Yourdiscretionisworthyofallpraise,"shesaid,withasmile,"suchconductbecomesamanofdelicatefeeling。"
  "Iwastoldbyhernursethatshewasperfectinallrespects,andthatnomoteorblemishrelievedthepurewhitenessofherskin。"
  "Youmusthaveadifferentnotionofme?"
  "Yes,Esther,astheoraclerevealedtomethegreatsecretyoudesiredtoknow。Nevertheless,Ishouldfindyouperfectinallyourparts。"
  HereuponIwasguiltyofastupiditywhichturnedtomyconfusion。I
  said,"IfIbecameyourhusband,Icouldeasilyrefrainfromtouchingyouthere。"
  "Isupposeyouthink,"saidshe,blushing,andevidentlyalittlevexed,"thatifyoutouchedityourdesiresmightbelessened?"
  Thisquestionprobedmetothecoreandcoveredmewithshame。I
  burstintotears,andbeggedherpardoninsotrulyrepentantavoicethatsympathymadeherminglehertearswithmine。Theincidentonlyincreasedourintimacy,for,asIkissedhertearsaway,thesamedesiresconsumedus,andifthevoiceofprudencehadnotintervened,doubtlessallwouldhavebeenover。Asitwas,wehadbutaforetasteandanearnestofthatblisswhichitwasinourpowertoprocure。Threehoursseemedtousasmanyminutes。Shebeggedmetogointohersitting—roomwhileshedressed,andwethenwentdownanddinedwiththewretchedsecretary,whoadoredher,whomshedidnotlove,andwhomusthavebornesmalllovetome,seeinghowhighI
  stoodinhergraces。
  Wepassedtherestofthedaytogetherinthatconfidentialtalkwhichisusualwhenthefoundationsofthemostintimatefriendshiphavebeenlaidbetweentwopersonsofoppositesex,whobelievethemselvescreatedforeachother。Ourflamesburntasbrightly,butwithmorerestraint,inthedining—roomasinthebedroom。Intheveryairofthebedroomofawomanonelovesthereissomethingsobalmyandvoluptuousthatthelover,askedtochoosebetweenthisgardenofdelightsandParadise,wouldnotforonemomenthesitateinhischoice。
  Wepartedwithheartsfullofhappiness,sayingtoeachother,"Tillto—morrow。"
  IwastrulyinlovewithEsther,formysentimentforherwascomposedofsweeter,calmer,andmorelivelyfeelingsthanmeresensuallove,whichiseverstormyandviolent。IfeltsureIcouldpersuadehertomarrymewithoutmyfirstteachingherwhatcouldnotbetaught。IwassorryIhadnotletherthinkherselfascleverasmyselfinthecabala,andIfeareditwouldbeimpossibletoundeceiveherwithoutexcitinghertoanger,whichwouldcastoutlove。Nevertheless,EstherwastheonlywomanwhowouldmakemeforgetManon,whomIbegantothinkunworthyofallIhadproposeddoingforher。
  M。d’O————camebackandIwenttodinewithhim。Hewaspleasedtohearthathisdaughterhadeffectedacompletecurebyspendingadaywithme。WhenwewerealonehetoldmethathehadheardattheHaguethattheComteSt。Germainhadtheartofmakingdiamondswhichonlydifferedfromtherealonesinweight,andwhich,accordingtohim,wouldmakehisfortune。M。d’O————wouldhavebeenamusedifI
  hadtoldhimallIknewaboutthischarlatan。
  NextdayItookEsthertotheconcert,andwhilewewerethereshetoldmethatonthedayfollowingshewouldnotleaveherroom,sothatwecouldtalkaboutgettingmarriedwithoutfearofinterruption。Thiswasthelastdayoftheyear1759。
  CHAPTERXI
  IUndeceiveEsther——IsetoutforGermany——AdventureNearCologne——
  TheBurgomaster’sWife;MyConquestofHer——BallatBonn——Welcome>FromtheElectorofCologne——BreakfastatBruhl——FirstIntimacy——
  IsupWithoutBeingAskedatGeneralKettler’sIamHappy——ILeaveCologne——TheToscaniTheJewelMyArrivalatStuttgartTheappointmentwhichEstherhadmadewithmewouldprobablyhaveseriousresults;andIfeltitduetomyhonournottodeceiveheranylonger,evenwereittocostmemyhappiness;however,Ihadsomehopethatallwouldturnoutwell。
  Ifoundherinbed,andshetoldmethatsheintendedtostoptherethroughouttheday。Iapproved,forinbedIthoughtherravishing。
  "Wewillsettowork,"saidshe;andhergovernesssetalittletablebyherbed,andshegavemeapieceofpapercoveredwithquestionstendingtoconvincemethatbeforeImarriedherIshouldcommunicatetohermysupposedscience。Allthesequestionswereartfullyconceived,allweresowordedastoforcetheoracletoordermetosatisfyher,ortodefinitelyforbidmydoingso。Isawthesnare,andallmythoughtswerehowtoavoidit,thoughIpretendedtobemerelyconsideringthequestions。IcouldnotmaketheoraclespeaktopleaseEsther,andIcouldstilllessmakeitpronounceapositiveprohibition,asIfearedthatshewouldresentsuchananswerbitterlyandrevengeherselfonme。Nevertheless,Ihadtoassumeanindifferentair,andIgotmyselfoutofthedifficultybyequivocalanswers,tillthegood—humouredpapacametosummonmetodinner。
  Heallowedhisdaughtertostayinbedontheconditionthatshewastodonomorework,ashewasafraidthatbyapplyingherselfsointentlyshewouldincreaseherheadache。Shepromised,muchtomydelight,thatheshouldbeobeyed,butonmyreturnfromdinnerI
  foundherasleep,andsittingatherbedsideIlethersleepon。
  Whensheawokeshesaidshewouldliketoreadalittle;andasifbyinspiration,IchancedtotakeupCoiardeau’s’Heroides’,andweinflamedeachotherbyreadingthelettersofHeloiseandAbelard。
  Theardoursthusarousedpassedintoourtalkandwebegantodiscussthesecretwhichtheoraclehadrevealed。
  "But,Estherdear,"saidI,"didnottheoraclerevealacircumstanceofwhichyouknewperfectlywellbefore?"
  "No,sweetheart,thesecretwasperfectlyunknowntomeandwouldhavecontinuedunknown。"
  "Thenyouhaveneverbeencuriousenoughtoinspectyourownperson?"
  "HowevercuriousImayhavebeen,natureplacedthatmoleinsuchapositionastoescapeanybutthemostminutesearch。"
  "Youhaveneverfeltit,then?"
  "Itistoosmalltobefelt。"
  "Idon’tbelieveit。"
  Sheallowedmyhandtowanderindiscreetly,andmyhappyfingersfeltalltheprecinctsofthetempleoflove。Thiswasenoughtofirethechastestdisposition。Icouldnotfindtheobjectofmyresearch,and,notwishingtostopshortatsovainanenjoyment,Iwasallowedtoconvincemyselfwithmyeyesthatitactuallyexisted。There,however,herconcessionsstoppedshort,andIhadtocontentmyselfbykissingagainandagainallthosepartswhichmodestynolongerdeniedtomygaze。
  Satiatedwithbliss,thoughIhadnotattainedtotheutmostofenjoyment,whichshewiselydeniedme,aftertwohourshadbeendevotedtothosepastimeswhichleadtonothing,IresolvedtotellherthewholetruthandtoshewherhowIhadabusedhertrustinme,thoughIfearedthatherangerwouldberoused。
  Esther,whohadalargeshareofintelligence(indeedifshehadhadlessIcouldnothavedeceivedhersowell),listenedtomewithoutinterruptingmeandwithoutanysignsofangerorastonishment。Atlast,whenIhadbroughtmylongandsincereconfessiontoanend,shesaid,"Iknowyourloveformeisasgreatasmineforyou;andifIamcertainthatwhatyouhavejustsaidcannotpossiblybetrue,Iamforcedtoconcludethatifyoudonotcommunicatetomeallthesecretsofyourscienceitisbecausetodosoisnotinyourpower。
  Letusloveoneanothertilldeath,andsaynomoreaboutthismatter。"
  Afteramoment’ssilence,shewenton,——
  "IflovehastakenawayfromyouthecourageofsincerityIforgiveyou,butIamsorryforyou。Youhavegivenmetoopositiveproofoftherealityofyoursciencetobeabletoshakemybelief。YoucouldneverhavefoundoutathingofwhichImyselfwasignorant,andofwhichnomortalmancouldknow。"
  "AndifIshewyou,Estherdear,thatIknewyouhadthismole,thatIhadgoodreasonsforsupposingyoutobeignorantofit,willyourbeliefbeshakenthen?""Youknewit?Howcouldyouhaveseenit?
  It’sincredible!"
  "Iwilltellyouall。"
  Ithenexplainedtoherthetheoryofthecorrespondenceofmolesonthevariouspartsofthehumanbody,andtoconvinceherIendedbysayingthathergovernesswhohadalargemarkonherrightcheekoughttohaveoneverylikeitonherleftthigh。Atthissheburstintolaughter,andsaid,"Iwillfindout,butafterallyouhavetoldmeIcanonlyadmireyouthemoreforknowingwhatnooneelsedoes。"
  "Doyoureallythink,Esther,thatIamthesolepossessorofthisscience?Undeceiveyourself。Allwhohavestudiedanatomy,physiology,andastrology,knowofit。"
  "ThenIbegyoutogetme,byto—morrow——yes,tomorrow——allthebookswhichwillteachmesecretsofthatnature。Ilongtobeabletoastonishtheignorantwithmycabala,whichIseerequiresamixtureofknowledgeandimposition。Iwishtodevotemyselfentirelytothisstudy。Wecanloveeachothertothedeath,butwecandothatwithoutgettingmarried。"
  Ire—enteredmylodginginapeacefulandhappyframeofmind;anenormousweightseemedtakenoffmyspirits。NextmorningI
  purchasedsuchvolumesasIjudgedwouldinstructandamuseheratthesametime,andwenttopresentthemtoher。ShewasmostpleasedwithmyConis,asshefoundinitthecharacteroftruth。Asshewishedtoshinebyheranswersthroughtheoracleitwasnecessaryforhertohaveanextensiveknowledgeofscience,andIputherontheway。
  AboutthattimeIconceivedtheideaofmakingashorttourinGermanybeforereturningtoParis,andEstherencouragedmetodoso,afterIhadpromisedthatsheshouldseemeagainbeforetheendoftheyear。Thispromisewassincerely,given;andthoughfromthatdaytothisIhavenotbeheldthefaceofthatcharmingandremarkablewoman,Icannotreproachmyselfwithhavingdeceivedherwilfully,forsubsequenteventspreventedmefromkeepingmyword。
  IwrotetoM。d’Afrirequestinghimtoprocuremeapassportthroughtheempire,wheretheFrenchandotherbelligerentpowerswerethencampaigning。HeansweredverypolitelythatIhadnoneedofapassport,butthatifIwishedtohaveonehewouldsenditmeforthwith。Iwascontentwiththisletterandputitamongmypapers,andatCologneitgotmeabetterreceptionthanallthepassportsintheworld。
  ImadeM。d’O————thedepositaryofthevariousmoneysIhadindifferentbankinghouses,andtheworthyman,whowasatruefriendtome,gavemeabillofexchangeonadozenofthechiefhousesinGermany。
  WhenmyaffairswereallinorderIstartedinmypost—chaise,withthesumofnearlyahundredthousandDutchflorinstomycredit,somevaluablejewels,andawell—stockedwardrobe。IsentmySwissservantbacktoParis,keepingonlymyfaithfulSpaniard,whoonthisoccasiontravelledwithme,seatedbehindmychaise。
  ThusendsthehistoryofmysecondvisittoHolland,whereIdidnothingtoaugmentmyfortune。IhadsomeunpleasantexperiencesthereforwhichIhadmyownimprudencetothank,butafterthelapseofsomanyyearsIfeelthatthesemishapsweremorethancompensatedbythecharmsofEsther’ssociety。
  IonlystoppedonedayatUtrecht,andtwodaysafterIreachedCologneatnoon,withoutaccident,butnotwithoutdanger,foratadistanceofhalfaleaguefromthetownfivedeserters,threeontherighthandandtwoontheleft,levelledtheirpistolsatme,withthewords,"Yourmoneyoryourlife。"However,Icoveredthepostillionwithmyownpistol,threateningtofireifhedidnotdriveon,andtherobbersdischargedtheirweaponsatthecarriage,nothavingenoughspirittoshootthepostillion。
  IfIhadbeenliketheEnglish,whocarryalightpurseforthebenefitofthehighwaymen,Iwouldhavethrownittothesepoorwretches;but,asitwas,Iriskedmyliferatherthanberobbed。MySpaniardwasquiteastonishednottohavebeenstruckbyanyoftheballswhichwhistledpasthisears。
  TheFrenchwereinwinterquartersatCologne,andIputupatthe"Soleild’Or。"AsIwasgoingin,thefirstpersonImetwastheComtedeLastic,Madamed’Urfe’snephew,whogreetedmewiththeutmostpoliteness,andofferedtotakemetoM。deTorci,whowasincommand。Iaccepted,andthisgentlemanwasquitesatisfiedwiththeletterM。d’Afrihadwrittenme。ItoldhimwhathadhappenedtomeasIwascomingintoCologne,andhecongratulatedmeonthehappyissueoftheaffair,butwithasoldier’sfreedomblamedtheuseI
  hadmadeofmycourage。"
  "Youplayedhigh,"saidhe,"tosaveyourmoney,butyoumighthavelostalimb,andnothingwouldhavemadeupforthat。"
  Iansweredthattomakelightofadangeroftendiminishedit。Welaughedatthis,andhesaidthatifIwasgoingtomakeanystayinCologneIshouldprobablyhavethepleasureofseeingthehighwaymenhanged。
  "Iintendtogoto—morrow,"saidI,"andifanythingcouldkeepmeatCologneitwouldcertainlynotbetheprospectofbeingpresentatanexecution,assuchsightsarenotatalltomytaste。"
  IhadtoacceptM。deLastic’sinvitationtodinner,andhepersuadedmetogowithhimselfandhisfriend,M。deFlavacour,anofficerofhighrank,andanagreeableman,tothetheatre。AsIfeltsurethatIshouldbeintroducedtoladies,andwishedtomakesomethingofafigure,Ispentanhourindressing。
  Ifoundmyselfinaboxoppositetoaprettywoman,wholookedatmeagainandagainthroughheropera—glass。Thatwasenoughtorousemycuriosity,andIbeggedM。deLastictointroduceme;whichhedidwiththebestgraceimaginable。HefirstpresentedmetoCountKettler,lieutenant—generalintheAustrianarmy,andonthegeneralstaffoftheFrencharmy——justastheFrenchGeneralMontacetwasonthestaffoftheAustrianarmy。IwasthenpresentedtotheladywhosebeautyhadattractedmyattentionthemomentIenteredmybox。
  Shegreetedmegraciously,andaskedmequestionsaboutParisandBrussels,whereshehadbeeneducated,withoutappearingtopayanyattentiontomyreplies,butgazingatmylaceandjewellery。
  Whileweweretalkingofindifferentmatters,likenewacquaintances,shesuddenlybutpolitelyaskedmeifIintendedtomakealongstayinCologne。
  "IthinkofcrossingtheRhineto—morrow,"Ianswered,"andshallprobablydineatBonn。"
  Thisreply,whichwasgivenasindifferentlyasherquestion,appearedtovexher;andIthoughthervexationagoodomen。GeneralKettlerthenrose,saying,——
  "Iamsure,sir,thatthisladywillpersuadeyoutodelayyourdeparture——atleast,Ihopeso,thatImaybanethepleasureofseeingmoreofyourcompany。"
  IbowedandhewentoutwithLastic,leavingmealonewiththisravishingbeauty。Shewastheburgomaster’swife,andthegeneralwasnearlyalwayswithher。
  "Isthecountright,"saidshe,pleasantly,"inattributingsuchpowertome?"
  "Ithinkso,indeed,"Ianswered,"buthemaypossiblybewronginthinkingyoucaretoexerciseit。"
  "Verygood!Wemustcatchhim,then,ifonlyasthepunishmentofhisindiscretion。Stay。"
  IwassoastonishedatthisspeechthatIlookedquitefoolishandhadtocollectmysenses。Ithoughtthewordindiscretionsublime,punishmentexquisite,andcatchingadmirable;andstillmoretheideaofcatchinghimbymeansofme。Ithoughtitwouldbeamistaketoenquireanyfurther,andputtingonanexpressionofresignationandgratitudeIloweredmylipsandkissedherhandwithamixtureofrespectandsentiment,which,withoutexactlyimpartingmyfeelingsforher,letherknowthattheymightbesoftenedwithoutmuchdifficulty。
  "Thenyouwillstay,sir!Itisreallyverykindofyou,forifyouwentoffto—morrowpeoplemightsaythatyouonlycameheretoshewyourdisdainforus。Tomorrowthegeneralgivesaball,andIhopeyouwillbeoneoftheparty。"
  "CanIhopetodancewithyoualltheevening?"
  "Ipromisetodancewithnobodybutyou,tillyougettiredofme。"
  "Thenweshalldancetogetherthroughalltheball。"
  "Wheredidyougetthatpomadewhichperfumestheair?Ismeltitassoonasyoucameintothebox。"
  "ItcamefromFlorence,andifyoudonotlikeityoushallnotbetroubledwithitanymore。"
  "Oh!butIdolikeit。Ishouldlikesomeofitmyself。"
  "AndIshallbeonlytoohappyifyouwillpermitmetosendyoualittleto—morrow。"
  Justthenthedooroftheboxopenedandtheentranceofthegeneralpreventedherfromreplying。Iwasjustgoing,whenthecountsaid:
  "Iamsuremadamehasprevailedonyoutostay,andtocometomyballandsupperto—morrow?"
  "Shehasledmetoanticipatethatyouwoulddomethathonour,andshepromisestodancethequadrilleswithme。Howcanoneresistentreatyfromsuchlips?"
  "Quiteso,andIamobligedtoherforhavingkeptyouwithus。I
  hopetoseeyouto—morrow。"
  Iwentoutoftheboxinlove,andalmosthappyinanticipation。ThepomadewasapresentfromEsther,anditwasthefirsttimeIhadusedit。Theboxcontainedtwenty—fourpotsofbeautifulchina。ThenextdayIputtwelveintoanelegantcasket,whichIwrappedupinoil—clothandsenttoherwithoutanote。
  IspentthemorningbygoingoverColognewithaguide;Ivisitedallthemarvelsoftheplace,andlaughedwithallmyhearttoseethehorseBayard,ofwhomAriostohassung,riddenbythefoursonsofAimon,orAmone,fatherofBradamantetheInvincible,andRicciardettotheFortunate。
  IdinedwithM。deCastries,andeverybodywassurprisedthatthegeneralhadaskedmehimselftotheball,ashisjealousywasknown,whiletheladywassupposedonlytosufferhisattentionsthroughafeelingofvanity。Thedeargeneralwaswelladvancedinyears,farfromgood—looking,andashismentalqualitiesbynomeanscompensatedforhislackofphysicaloneshewasbynomeansanobjecttoinspirelove。Inspiteofhisjealousy,hehadtoappearpleasedthatIsatnextthefairatsupper,andthatIspentthenightindancingwithherortalkingtoher。Itwasahappynightforme,andIre—enteredmylodgingnolongerthinkingofleavingCologne。Inamomentofecstasy,emboldenedbytheturntheconversationhadtaken,IhaddaredtotellherthatifshewouldmeetmealoneIwouldstayinColognetilltheendofthecarnival。
  "Andwhatwouldyousay,"sheasked,"ifIgivemypromise,anddonotkeepit?"
  "Ishouldbemoanmylot,withoutaccusingyou;Ishouldsaytomyselfthatyouhadfounditimpossibletokeepyourword。"
  "Youareverygood;youmuststaywithus。"
  ThedayaftertheballIwenttopayhermyfirstvisit。Shemademewelcome,andintroducedmetoherworthyhusband,who,thoughneitheryoungnorhandsome,wasextremelygood—hearted。AfterIhadbeenthereanhour,weheardthegeneral’scarriagecoming,andshesaidtome:
  "IfheasksyouwhetheryouaregoingtotheElector’sballatBonn,sayyes!"
  Thegeneralcamein,andaftertheusualcomplimentshadbeenpassedIwithdrew。
  Ididnotknowbywhomtheballwastobegiven,orwhenitwastotakeplace,butscentingpleasurefromafaroffIhastenedtomakeenquiriesaboutit,andheardthatallthegoodfamiliesinCologneweregoing。Itwasamaskedball,andconsequentlyopentoall。I
  decidedthenthatIwouldgo;indeedIconcludedthatIhadhadorderstothateffect,andatalleventsmyladywouldbethere,andImighthopeforahappymeetingwithher。ButasIwishedtokeepupmyincognitoasmuchaspossible,Iresolvedtoreplytoallwhoaskedmethatimportantbusinesswouldpreventmybeingpresent。
  Itfelloutthatthegeneralaskedmethisveryquestioninthepresenceofthelady,andwithoutregardtotheordersIhadreceivedfromherIrepliedthatmyhealthwouldforbidmyhavingthatpleasure。
  "Youareverywise,sir,"saidthegeneral,"allthepleasuresonearthshouldbesacrificedwhenitisaquestionofone’shealth。"
  Ithinkso,too,now,butIthoughtdifferentlythen。
  Onthedayoftheball,towardstheevening,Isetoutinapost—
  chaise,disguisedsothatnotasoulinColognecouldhaverecognizedme,andprovidedwithaboxcontainingtwodominoes;andonmyarrivalatBonnItookaroomandputononeofthedominoes,lockinguptheotherinthebox;andIthenhadmyselfcarriedtotheballinasedan—chair。
  Igotineasilyandunperceived,andrecognizedalltheladiesofColognewithouttheirmasks,andmymistresssittingatafaro—tableriskingaducat。Iwasgladtoseeinthebanker,CountVeritaofVerona,whomIhadknowninBavaria。HewasintheElector’sservice。Hissmallbankdidnotcontainmorethanfiveorsixducats,andthepunters,menandwomen,werenotmorethantwelve。I
  tookupapositionbymymistress,andthebankeraskedmetocut。I
  excusedmyselfwithagesture,andmyneighbourcutwithoutbeingasked。Iputtenducatsonasinglecard,andlostfourtimesrunning;Iplayedattheseconddeal,andexperiencedthesamefate。
  Atthethirddealnobodywouldcut,andthegeneral,whowasstandingbybutnotplaying,agreedtodoso。Ifanciedhiscuttingwouldbelucky,andIputfiftyducatsononecard。Iwon。Iwent’paroli’,andattheseconddealIbrokethebank。Everybodywascuriousaboutme;Iwasstaredatandfollowed,butseizingafavourableopportunityImademyescape。
  Iwenttomyroom,tookoutmymoney,changedmycostume,andreturnedtotheball。Isawthetableoccupiedbynewgamsters,andanotherbankerwhoseemedtohaveagooddealofgold,butnotcaringtoplayanymoreIhadnotbroughtmuchmoneywithme。Imingledinallthegroupsintheballroom,andonallsidesIheardexpressionsofcuriosityaboutthemaskwhobrokethefirstbank。
  Ididnotcaretosatisfythegeneralcuriosity,butmademywayfromonesideoftheroomtotheothertillIfoundtheobjectofmysearchtalkingtoCountVerita,andasIdrewnearIfoundoutthattheyweretalkingofme。ThecountwassayingthattheElectorhadbeenaskingwhohadbrokenthebank,andthatGeneralKettlerhadexpressedhisopinionthatitwasaVenetianwhohadbeeninCologneforthelastweek。MymistressansweredthatshedidnotthinkIwasthere,asshehadheardmesaythatthestateofmyhealthwouldkeepmeathome。
  "IknowCasanova,"saidthecount,"andifhebeatBonntheElectorshallhearofit,andheshan’tgooffwithoutmyseeinghim。"
  IsawthatImighteasilybediscoveredaftertheball,butIdefiedthekeenesteyestopenetratebeneathmypresentdisguise。Ishouldhave,nodoubt,remainedunknown,butwhenthequadrilleswerebeingarrangedItookmyplaceinone,withoutreflectingthatIshouldhavetotakeoffmymask。
  Assoonasmymistresssawmeshetoldmeshehadbeendeceived,asshewouldhavewageredthatIwasthemaskerwhobrokeCountVerita’sbank。ItoldherIhadonlyjustcome。
  Attheendofthedancethecountspiedmeoutandsaid,"Mydearfellow—countryman,Iamsureyouarethemanwhobrokemybank;I
  congratulateyou。""IshouldcongratulatemyselfifIwerethefortunateindividual。"
  "Iamsurethatitwasyou。"
  Ilefthimlaughing,andafterhavingtakensomerefreshmentsI
  continueddancing。Twohoursafterwardsthecountsawmeagainandsaid,——
  "Youchangedyourdominoinsucharoom,insuchahouse。TheElectorknowsallaboutit,andasapunishmentforthisdeceithehasorderedmetotellyouthatyouarenottoleaveBonnto—morrow。"
  "Ishegoingtoarrestme,then?"
  "Whynot,ifyourefusehisinvitationtodinnertomorrow?"
  "Tellhishighnessthathiscommandsshallbeobeyed。Willyoupresentmetohimnow?"
  "Hehaslefttheball,butwaitonmeto—morrowatnoon。"Sosaying,hegavemehishandandwentaway。
  Itookcaretokeeptheappointmentonthedayfollowing,butwhenI
  waspresentedIwasinsomeconfusion,astheElectorwassurroundedbyfiveorsixcourtiers,andneverhavingseenhimIlookedinvainforanecclesiastic。Hesawmyembarrassmentandhastenedtoputanendtoit,saying,inbadVenetian,"IamwearingthecostumeofGrandMasteroftheTeutonicOrderto—day。"InspiteofhiscostumeImadetheusualgenuflexion,andwhenIwouldhavekissedhishandhewouldnotallowit,butshookmineinanaffectionatemanner。
  "IwasatVenice,"saidhe,"whenyouwereundertheLeads,andmynephew,theElectorofBavaria,toldmethatafteryourfortunateescapeyoustayedsometimeatMunich;ifyouhadcometoCologneI
  shouldhavekeptyou。Ihopethatafterdinneryouwillbekindenoughtotellusthestoryofyourescape,thatyouwillstaytosupper,andwilljoininalittlemasqueradewithwhichweproposetoamuseourselves。"
  Ipromisedtotellmytaleifhethoughtitwouldnotwearyhim,warninghimthatitwouldtaketwohours。"Onecouldneverhavetoomuchofagoodthing,"hewaskindenoughtosay;andImadehimlaughbymyaccountoftheconversationbetweentheDucdeChoiseulandmyself。
  AtdinnertheprincespoketomeinVenetian,andwaspleasedtobemostgracioustowardsme。Hewasamanofajovialandeasy—goingdisposition,andwithhislookofhealthonewouldnothaveprophesiedsosoonanendascametohim。Hediedtheyearfollowing。
  Assoonaswerosefromtablehebeggedmetobeginmystory,andfortwohoursIhadthepleasureofkeepingthismostbrilliantcompanyamused。
  Myreadersknowthehistory;itsinterestliesinthedramaticnatureofthedetails,butitisimpossibletocommunicatethefireofawell—toldstorytoanaccountinwriting。
  TheElector’slittlebailwasverypleasant。Wewerealldressedaspeasants,andthecostumesweretakenfromaspecialwardrobeoftheprince’s。Itwouldhavebeenridiculoustochooseanyotherdresses,astheElectorworeoneofthesamekindhimself。GeneralKettlerwasthebestdisguisedofusall;helookedtherustictothelife。
  Mymistresswasravishing。WeonlydancedquadrillesandGermandances。Therewereonlyfourorfiveladiesofthehighestrank;alltheothers,whoweremoreorlesspretty,werefavouritesoftheprince,allhisdaysagreatloverofthefairsex。TwooftheseladiesdancedtheForlana,andtheElectorwasmuchamusedinmakingmedanceitalso。IhavealreadysaidthattheForlanaisaVenetiandance,andoneofthemostenergetickindimaginable。Itisdancedbyaladyandgentlemanoppositetooneanother,andasthetwoladiesrelievedoneanothertheywerealmostthedeathofme。Onehastobestrongtodancetwelveturns,andafterthethirteenthI
  feltIcoulddonomore,andbeggedformercy。
  Soonafterwedancedanotherdance,whereeachgentlemankissesalady。Iwasnottooshy,andeachtimeIcontinuedtokissmymistresswithconsiderableardour,whichmadethepeasant—electorburstwithlaughterandthepeasant—generalburstwithrage。
  Inalullbetweenthedances,thischarmingandoriginalwomanfoundmeanstotellmeinprivatethatalltheCologneladieswouldleaveatnoononthenextday,andthatIwouldincreasemypopularitybyinvitingthemalltobreakfastatBruhl。
  "Sendeachoneanotewiththenameofhercavalier,andtrustinCountVeritatodoeverythingforthebest;youneedonlytellhimthatyouwishtogiveanentertainmentsimilartothatgiventwoyearsagobythePrincedeDeux—Ponts。Losenotime。Youwillhaveascoreofguests;mindyouletthemknowthehouroftherepast。
  Takecare,too,thatyourinvitationsaresentroundbynineo’clockinthemorning。"
  Alltheseinstructionswereutteredwithlightningspeed,andI,enchantedwiththepowermymistressthoughtshepossessedoverme,thoughtonlyofobeying,withoutreflectingwhetherIowedherobedience。Bruhl,breakfast,ascoreofpeoplelikethePrinceDeux—
  Ponts,invitationstotheladies,CountVerita;Iknewasmuchasshecouldhavetoldmeifshehadtakenanhour。
  Ilefttheroominmypeasant’sdress,andbeggedapagetotakemetoCountVerita,whobegantolaughonseeingmyattire。Itoldmybusinesswiththeimportanceofanambassador,andthismadehiminastillbetterhumour。
  "Itcanalleasilybearranged,"saidhe,"Ihaveonlytowritetothesteward,andIwilldosoimmediately。Buthowmuchdoyouwanttospend?"
  "Asmuchaspossible。"
  "Aslittleaspossible,Isupposeyoumean。"
  "Notatall;Iwanttotreatmyguestswithmagnificance。"
  "Allthesameyoumustfixonasum,asIknowwhomI’vegottodealwith。"
  "Well,well!two—threehundredducats;willthatdo?"
  "Twohundred;thePrincedeDeux—Pontsdidnotspendmore。"
  Hebegantowrite,andgavemehiswordthateverythingshouldbeinreadiness。IlefthimandaddressingmyselftoasharpItalianpagesaidthatIwouldgivetwoducatstothevaletwhowouldfurnishmewiththenamesoftheCologneladieswhowereinBonn,andofthegentlemenwhohadaccompaniedthem。IgotwhatIwantedinlessthanhalfanhour,andbeforeleavingtheballItoldmymistressthatallshouldbedoneaccordingtoherdesires。
  IwroteeighteennotesbeforeIwenttobed,andinthemorningaconfidentialservanthaddeliveredthembeforenineo’clock。
  Atnineo’clockIwenttotakeleaveofCountVerita,whogaveme,onbehalfoftheElector,asuperbgoldsnuff—boxwithhisportraitsetindiamonds。Iwasverysensibleofthismarkofkindness,andI
  wishedtogoandthankhisserenehighnessbeforemydeparture,butmyfriendlyfellow—countrymantoldmethatImightputoffdoingsotillIpassedthroughBonnonmywaytoFrankfort。
  Breakfastwasorderedforoneo’clock。AtnoonIhadarrivedatBruhl,acountryhouseoftheElector’s,withnothingremarkableaboutitsaveitsfurniture。InthisitisapoorcopyoftheTrianon。InafinehallIfoundatablelaidfortwenty—fourpersons,arrangedwithsilvergiltplates,damasklinen,andexquisitechina,whilethesideboardwasadornedwithanimmensequantityofsilverandsilvergiltplate。Atoneendoftheroomweretwoothertablesladenwithsweetsandthechoicestwinesprocurable。
  Iannouncedmyselfasthehost,andthecooktoldmeIshouldbeperfectlysatisfied。
  "Thecollation,"saidhe,"willbecomposedofonlytwenty—fourdishes,butinadditiontherewillbetwenty—fourdishesofEnglishoystersandasplendiddessert。"
  Isawagreatnumberofservants,andtoldhimthattheywouldnotbenecessary,buthesaidtheywere,astheguests’servantscouldnotbeadmitted。
  Ireceivedallmyguestsatthedoor,confiningmycomplimentstobeggingtheirpardonsforhavingbeensoboldastoprocuremyselfthisgreathonour。
  Thebreakfastwasservedatoneexactly,andIhadthepleasureofenjoyingtheastonishmentinmymistress’seyeswhenshesawthatI
  hadtreatedthemaswellasaprinceoftheempire。Shewasawarethateverybodyknewhertobethechiefobjectofthislavishoutlay,butshewasdelightedtoseethatIdidnotpayheranyattentionswhichwereatallinvidious。Thetablewasseatedfortwenty—four,andthoughIhadonlyaskedeighteenpeopleeveryplacewasoccupied。
  Threecouples,therefore,hadcomewithoutbeingasked;butthatpleasedmeallthemore。LikeacourtlycavalierIwouldnotsitdown,butwaitedontheladies,goingfromonetotheother,eatingthedaintybitstheygaveme,andseeingthatallhadwhattheywanted。
  Bythetimetheoystersweredonetwentybottlesofchampagnehadbeenemptied,sothatwhentheactualbreakfastcommencedeverybodybegantotalkatonce。Themealmighteasilyhavepassedforasplendiddinner,andIwasgladtoseethatnotadropofwaterwasdrunk,fortheChampagne,Tokay,Rhinewine,Madeira,Malaga,Cyprus,Alicante,andCapewinewouldnotallowit。
  Beforedessertwasbroughtonanenormousdishoftruffleswasplacedonthetable。IadvisedmygueststotakeMaraschinowithit,andthoseladieswhoappreciatedtheliqueurdrankitasifithadbeenwater。Thedessertwasreallysumptuous。InitweredisplayedtheportraitsofallthemonarchsofEurope。Everyonecomplimentedthecookonhisachievement,andhe,hisvanitybeingtickledandwishingtoappeargood—natured,saidthatnoneofitwouldspoilinthepocket,andaccordinglyeverybodytookasmuchastheychose。
  GeneralKettler,who,inspiteofhisjealousyandtheparthesawmeplay,hadnosuspicionoftherealoriginofthebanquet,said,"IwillwagerthatthisistheElector’sdoing。Hishighnesshasdesiredtopreservehisincognito,andM。Casanovahasplayedhisparttoadmiration。"
  Thisremarksetallthecompanyinaroar。
  "General,"saidI,"iftheElectorhadgivenmesuchanorder,I
  should,ofcourse,haveobeyedhim,butIshouldhavefeltitahumiliatingparttoplay。Hishighness,however,hasdeignedtodomeafargreaterhonour;lookhere。"Sosaying,Ishewedhimthegoldsnuff—box,whichmadethetourofthetabletwoorthreetimesover。
  Whenwehadfinished,werosefromtable,astonishedtofindwehadbeenengagedforthreehoursinapleasurableoccupation,whichallwouldwillinglyhaveprolonged;butatlastwehadtopart,andaftermanycomplimentstheyallwentupontheirway,inordertobeintimeforthetheatre。Aswellpleasedasmyguests,Ilefttwentyducatswiththesteward,fortheservants,andpromisedhimtoletCountVeritaknowofmysatisfactioninwriting。
  IarrivedatCologneintimefortheFrenchplay,andasIhadnocarriageIwenttothetheatreinasedanchair。AssoonasIgotintothehouse,IsawtheComtedeLasticalonewithmyfairone。
  Ithoughtthisagoodomen,andIwenttothemdirectly。Assoonasshesawme,shesaidwithamelancholyairthatthegeneralhadgotsoillthathehadbeenobligedtogotobed。Soonafter,M。deLasticleftus,anddroppingherassumedmelancholyshemademe,withtheutmostgrace,athousandcompliments,whichcompensatedmefortheexpensesofmybreakfastahundredtimesover。
  "Thegeneral,"saidshe,"hadtoomuchtodrink;heisanenviousdevil,andhasdiscoveredthatitisnotseemlyofyoutotreatusasifyouwereaprince。Itoldhimthat,onthecontrary,youhadtreatedusasifwewereprinces,waitingonuswithyournapkinonyourarm。Hethereuponfoundfaultwithmefordegradingyou。"
  "Whydoyounotsendhimabouthisbusiness?Sorudeafellowisnotworthyofservingsofamousabeauty。"
  "It’stoolate。Awomanwhomyoudon’tknowwouldgetpossessionofhim。Ishouldbeobligedtoconcealmyfeelings,andthatwouldvexme。"
  "Iunderstand——Iunderstand。WouldthatIwereagreatprince!Inthemeantime,letmetellyouthatmysicknessisgreaterthanKettler’s。"
  "Youarejoking,Ihope。"
  "Nay,notatall;Iamspeakingseriously,forthekissesIwassohappytosnatchfromyouattheballhaveinflamedmyblood,andifyouhavenotenoughkindnesstocuremeintheonlypossiblewayI
  shallleaveColognewithalife—longgrief。"
  "Putoffyourdeparture:whyshouldyoudesiretogotoStuttgartsoearnestly?Ithinkofyou,believeme,andIdonotwishtodeceiveyou;butitishardtofindanopportunity。"
  "Ifyouhadnotthegeneral’scarriagewaitingforyouto—night,andIhadmine,Icouldtakeyouhomewithperfectpropriety。"
  "Hush!Asyouhavenotyourcarriage,itismyparttotakeyouhome。Itisasplendididea,thatwemustsocontriveitthatitmaynotseemtobeaconcertedplan。Youmustgivemeyourarmtomycarriage,andIshallthenaskyouwhereyourcarriageis;youwillanswerthatyouhavenotgotone。Ishallaskyoutocomeintomine,andIwilldropyouatyourhotel。Itwillonlygiveusacoupleofminutes,butthatissomethingtillwearemorefortunate。"
  Irepliedtoheronlybyalookwhichexpressedtheintoxicationofmyspiritsattheprospectofsogreatbliss。
  Althoughtheplaywasquiteashortone,itseemedtometolastforever。Atlastthecurtainfell,andwewentdownstairs。Whenwegottotheporticosheaskedmethequestionswehadagreedupon,andwhenItoldherIhadnotgotacarriage,shesaid,"Iamgoingtothegeneral’stoaskafterhishealth;ifitwillnottakeyoutoomuchoutofyourway,Icanleaveyouatyourlodgingaswecomeback。"
  Itwasagrandidea。Weshouldpasstheentirelengthoftheill—
  pavedtowntwice,andthuswesecuredalittlemoretime。