"Now,"saidEsther,whenwewerebyourselves,"Iamquitesurethatthatreplycamefromanotherintelligencethanyours。Inthenameofallyouholdsacred,tellmethemeaningofthosefourletters,andwhyyouusuallyomitthem。"
"Iomitthem,dearestEsther,becauseexperiencehastaughtmethatinordinarycasestheyareunnecessary;butwhileIwasmakingthepyramidthecommandcametometosetthemdown,andIthoughtitwelltoobey。"
"Whatdotheymean?"
"Theyaretheinitiallettersoftheholynamesofthecardinalintelligencesofthefourquartersoftheworld。"
"Imaynottellyou,butwhoeverdealswiththeoracleshouldknowthem。"
"Ah!donotdeceiveme;Itrustinyou,anditwouldbeworsethanmurdertoabusesosimpleafaithasmine。"
"Iamnotdeceivingyou,dearestEsther。"
"Butifyouweretoteachmethecabala,youwouldimparttometheseholynames?"
"Certainly,butIcannotrevealthemexcepttomysuccessor。IfI
violatethiscommandIshouldlosemyknowledge;andthisconditioniswellcalculatedtoinsuresecrecy,isitnot?"
"Itis,indeed。UnhappythatIam,yoursuccessorwillbe,ofcourse,Manon。"
"No,Manonisnotfittedintellectuallyforsuchknowledgeasthis。"
"Butyoushouldfixonsomeone,foryouaremortalafterall。Ifyoulike,myfatherwouldgiveyouthehalfofhisimmensefortunewithoutyourmarryingme。"
"Esther!whatisitthatyouhavesaid?Doyouthinkthattopossessyouwouldbeadisagreeableconditioninmyeyes?"
Afterahappyday——IthinkImaycallitthehappiestofmylife——I
leftthetoocharmingEsther,andwenthometowardstheevening。
Threeorfourdaysafter,M。d’O————cameintoEsther’sroom,wherehefoundusbothcalculatingpyramids。Iwasteachinghertodouble,totriple,andtoquadruplethecabalisticcombinations。M。d’O————
strodeintotheroominagreathurry,strikinghisbreastinasortofecstasy。Weweresurprisedandalmostfrightenedtoseehimsostrangelyexcited,androsetomeethim,butherunninguptousalmostforcedustoembracehim,whichwedidwillingly。
"Butwhatisthematter,papadear?"saidEsther,"yousurprisememorethanIcansay。"
"Sitdownbesideme,mydearchildren,andlistentoyourfatherandyourbestfriend。IhavejustreceivedaletterfromoneofthesecretariesoftheirhighmightinessesinformingmethattheFrenchambassadorhasdemanded,inthenameofthekinghismaster,thattheComteSt。Germainshouldbedeliveredover,andthattheDutchauthoritieshaveansweredthatHisMostChristianMajesty’srequestsshallbecarriedoutassoonasthepersonofthecountcanbesecured。Inconsequenceofthisthepolice,knowingthattheComteSt。GermainwasstayingattheEtoiled’Orient,senttoarresthimatmidnight,butthebirdhadflown。Thelandlorddeclaredthatthecounthadpostedoffatnightfall,takingthewaytoNimeguen。Hehasbeenfollowed,buttherearesmallhopesofcatchinghimup。
"Itisnotknownhowhecanhavediscoveredthatawarrantexistedagainsthim,orhowhecontinuedtoevadearrest。"
"Itisnotknown;"wentanM。d’O————,laughing,"buteveryoneguessesthatM。Calcoen,thesamethatwrotetome,letthisfriendoftheFrenchking’sknowthathewouldbewantedatmidnight,andthatifhedidnotgetthekeyofthefieldshewouldbearrested。
Heisnotsofoolishastodespiseapieceofadvicelikethat。TheDutchGovernmenthasexpresseditssorrowtoM。d’AfrithathisexcellencedidnotdemandthearrestofSt。Germainsooner,andtheambassadorwillnotbeastonishedatthisreply,asitislikemanyothersgivenonsimilaroccasions。
"Thewisdomoftheoraclehasbeenverified,andIcongratulatemyselfonhavingseizeditsmeaning,forwewereonthepointofgivinghimahundredthousandflorinsonaccount,whichhesaidhemusthaveimmediately。Hegaveusinpledgethefinestofthecrowndiamonds,andthiswestillretain。Butwewillreturnittohimandemand,unlessitisclaimedbytheambassador。Ihaveneverseenafinerstone。
"Andnow,mychildren,youseewhatIowetotheoracle。OntheExchangethewholecompanycandonothingbutexpresstheirgratitudetome。IamregardedasthemostprudentandmostfarseeingmaninHolland。Toyou,mydearchildren,Iowethishonour,butIwearmypeacock’sfeatherswithoutscruple。
"MydearCasanova,youwilldinewithus,Ihope。AfterdinnerI
shallbegyoutoenquireofyourinscrutableintelligencewhetherweoughttodeclareourselvesinpossessionofthesplendiddiamond,ortoobservesecrecytillitisreclaimed。"
Afterthisdiscoursepapaembracedusoncemoreandleftus。
"Sweetheart,"saidEsther,throwingherarmsroundmyneck,"youhaveanopportunityforgivingmeastrongproofofyourfriendship。Itwillcostyounothing,butitwillcovermewithhonourandhappiness。"
"Commandme,anditshallbedone。YoucannotthinkthatIwouldrefuseyouafavourwhichistocostmenothing,whenIshoulddeemmyselfhappytoshedmybloodforyoursake。"
"Myfatherwishesyoutotellhimafterdinnerwhetheritwillbebettertodeclarethattheyhavethediamondortokeepsilencetillitisclaimed。Whenheasksyouasecondtime,tellhimtoseektheanswerofme,andoffertoconsulttheoraclealso,incasemyanswermaybetooobscure。Thenperformtheoperation,andIwillmakemyfatherlovemeallthebetter,whenheseesthatmyknowledgeisequaltoyours。"
"Dearestone,wouldInotdofortheeataskathousandtimesmoredifficultthanthistoprovemyloveandmydevotion?Letussettowork。Doyouwritethequestion,setupthepyramids,andinscribewithyourownhandtheall—powerfulinitials。Good。Nowbegintoextracttheanswerbymeansofthedivinekey。Neverwasaclevererpupil!"
Whenallthishadbeendone,IsuggestedtheadditionsandsubtractionsIwantedmade,andshewasquiteastonishedtoreadthefollowingreply:"Silencenecessary。Withoutsilence,generalderision。Diamondvalueless;merepaste。"
Ithoughtshewouldhavegonewildwithdelight。Shelaughedandlaughedagain。
"Whatanamazingreply!"saidshe。"Thediamondisfalse,anditisIwhoamabouttorevealtheirfollytothem。Ishallinformmyfatherofthisimportantsecret。Itistoomuch,itoverwhelmsme;I
canscarcelycontainmyselfforjoy!HowmuchIoweyou,youwonderfulanddelightfulman!Theywillverifythetruthoftheoracleimmediately,andwhenitisfoundthatthefamousdiamondisbutglitteringpastethecompanywilladoremyfather,foritwillfeelthatbutforhimitwouldhavebeencoveredwithshame,byavowingitselfthedupeofasharper。Willyouleavethepyramidwithme?"
"Certainly;butitwillnotteachyouanythingyoudonotknow。"Thefathercameinagainandwehaddinner,andafterthedessert,whentheworthyd’O————learntfromhisdaughter’soraclethatthestonewasfalse,thescenebecameatrulycomicalone。Heburstintoexclamationsofastonishment,declaredthethingimpossible,incredible,andatlastbeggedmetoaskthesamequestion,ashewasquitesurethathisdaughterwasmistaken,orratherthattheoraclewasdeludingher。
Isettowork,andwasnotlonginobtainingmyanswer。WhenhesawthatitwastothesameeffectasEsther’s,thoughdifferentlyexpressed,hehadnolongeranydoubtsastohisdaughter’sskill,andhastenedtogoandtestthepretendeddiamond,andtoadvisehisassociatestosaynothingaboutthematteraftertheyhadreceivedproofsoftheworthlessnessofthestone。Thisadvicewas,asithappened,useless;forthoughthepersonsconcernedsaidnothing,everybodyknewaboutit,andpeoplesaid,withtheirusualmalice,thatthedupeshadbeendupedmostthoroughly,andthatSt。Germainhadpocketedthehundredthousandflorins;butthiswasnotthecase。
Estherwasveryproudofhersuccess,butinsteadofbeingsatisfiedwithwhatshehaddone,shedesiredmoreferventlyeverydaytopossessthescienceinitsentirety,asshesupposedIpossessedit。
ItsoonbecameknownthatSt。GermainhadgonebyEmdenandhadembarkedforEngland,wherehehadarrivedinsafety。Induetimeweshallhearsomefurtherdetailsconcerningthiscelebratedimpostor;
andinthemeanwhileImustrelateacatastropheofanotherkind,whichwasneartohavemademediethedeathofafool。
ItwasChristmasDay。Ihadgotupearlyinthemorninginbetterspiritsthanusual。Theoldwomentellyouthatalwayspresagesmisfortune,butIwasasfarthenasIamnowfrommakingmyhappinessintoanomenofgrief。Butthistimechancemadethefoolishbeliefofgoodeffect。IreceivedaletterandalargepacketfromParis;theycamefromManon。IopenedtheletterandI
thoughtIshouldhavediedofgriefwhenIread,——
"Bewise,andreceivethenewsIgiveyoucalmly。Thepacketcontainsyourportraitandallthelettersyouhavewrittentome。
Returnmemyportrait,andifyouhavekeptmylettersbekindenoughtoburnthem。Irelyonyourhonour。Thinkofmenomore。DutybidsmedoallIcantoforgetyou,foratthishourto—morrowI
shallbecomethewifeofM。BlondeloftheRoyalAcademy,architecttotheking。PleasedonotseemasifyouknewmeifwechancetomeetonyourreturntoParis。"
Thisletterstruckmedumbwithastonishment,andformorethantwohoursafterIreaditIwas,asitwere,bereftofmysenses。IsentwordtoM。d’O————that,notfeelingwell,Iwasgoingtokeepmyroomallday。WhenIfeltalittlebetterIopenedthepacket。Thefirstthingtofalloutwasmyportrait。Ilookedatit,andsuchwastheperturbationofmymind,that,thoughtheminiaturereallyrepresentedmeasofacheerfulandanimatedexpression,IthoughtI
beheldadreadfulandathreateningvisage。IwenttomydeskandwroteandtoreupascoreoflettersinwhichIoverwhelmedthefaithlessonewiththreatsandreproaches。
Icouldbearnomore;theforcesofnaturewereexhausted,andIwasobligedtoliedownandtakealittlebroth,andcourtthatsleepwhichrefusedtocome。Athousanddesignscametomydisorderedimagination。Irejectedthemonebyone,onlytodevisenewones。I
wouldslaythisBlondel,whohadcarriedoffawomanwhowasmineandmineonly;whowasallbutmywife。Hertreacheryshouldbepunishedbyherlosingtheobjectforwhomshehaddesertedme。Iaccusedherfather,Icursedherbrotherforhavingleftmeinignoranceoftheinsultwhichhadsotraitorouslybeenputuponme。
Ispentthedayandnightinthesedeliriousthoughts,andinthemorning,feelingworsethanever,IsenttoM。d’O————tosaythatI
couldnotpossiblyleavemyroom。ThenIbegantoreadandre—readthelettersIhadwrittentoManon,callinguponhernameinasortoffrenzy;andagainsetmyselftowritetoherwithoutfinishingasingleletter。TheemptinessofmystomachandtheshockIhadundergonebegantostupefyme,andforafewmomentsIforgotmyanguishonlytore—awakentoacuterpainssoonafter。
Aboutthreeo’clock,theworthyM。d’O————cametoinvitemetogowithhimtotheHague,wherethechiefmasonsofHollandmetonthedayfollowingtokeeptheFeastofSt。John,butwhenhesawmyconditionhedidnotpressmetocome。
"Whatisthematterwithyou,mydearCasanova?"saidhe。
"Ihavehadagreatgrief,butletussaynomoreaboutit。"
HebeggedmetocomeandseeEsther,andleftmelookingalmostasdowncastasIwas。However,thenextmorningEstheranticipatedmyvisit,foratnineo’clocksheandhergovernesscameintotheroom。
Thesightofherdidmegood。Shewasastonishedtoseemesoundoneandcastdown,andaskedmewhatwasthegriefofwhichIhadspokentoherfather,andwhichhadprovedtoostrongformyphilosophy。
"Sitdownbesideme,Estherdear,andallowmetomakeamysteryofwhathasaffectedmesogrievously。Time,themightyhealer,andstillmoreyourcompany,willeffectacurewhichIshouldinvainseekbyappealingtomyreason。WhilstwetalkofotherthingsI
shallnotfeelthemisfortunewhichgnawsatmyheart。"
"Well,getup,dressyourself,andcomeandspendthedaywithme,andIwilldomybesttomakeyouforgetyoursorrow。"
"Ifeelveryweak;forthelastthreedaysIhaveonlytakenalittlebrothandchocolate。"
Atthesewordsherfacefell,andshebegantoweep。
Afteramoment’ssilenceshewenttomydesk,tookapen,andwroteafewlines,whichshebroughttome。Theywere,——
"Dear,ifalargesumofmoney,beyondwhatmyfatherowesyou,canremoveorevensootheyourgriefIcanbeyourdoctor,andyououghttoknowthatyouracceptingmytreatmentwouldmakemehappy。"
Itookherhandsandkissedthemaffectionately,saying,——
"No,dearEsther,generousEsther,itisnotmoneyIwant,forifI
didIwouldaskyouandyourfatherasafriend:whatIwant,andwhatnoonecangiveme,isaresolutemind,anddeterminationtoactforthebest。"
"Askadviceofyouroracle。"
Icouldnothelplaughing。
"Whydoyoulaugh?"saidshe,"ifIamnotmistaken,theoraclemustknowaremedyforyourwoes。"
"Ilaughed,dearest,becauseIfeltinclinedtotellyoutoconsulttheoraclethistime。AsformeIwillhavenothingtodowithit,lestthecurebeworsethanthedisease。"
"Butyouneednotfollowyouradviceunlessyoulikeit。"
"No,oneisfreetoactasonethinksfit;butnottofollowtheadviceoftheoraclewouldbeacontemptoftheintelligencewhichdirectsit。"
Esthercouldsaynomore,andstoodsilentforseveralminutes,andthensaidthatifIlikeshewouldstaywithmefortherestoftheday。Thejoywhichilluminedmycountenancewasmanifest,andIsaidthatifshewouldstaytodinnerIwouldgetup,andnodoubtherpresencewouldgivemeanappetite。"Ah!"saidshe,"Iwillmakeyouthedishyouaresofondof。"Sheorderedthesedan—chairstobesentback,andwenttomylandladytoorderanappetisingrepast,andtoprocurethechafing—dishandthespiritsofwinesherequiredforherowncooking。
Estherwasanangel,atreasure,whoconsentedtobecomemineifI
wouldcommunicatetoherasciencewhichdidnotexist。IfeltthatIwaslookingforwardtospendingahappyday;thisshewedmethatI
couldforgetManon,andIwasdelightedwiththeidea。Igotoutofbed,andwhenEsthercamebackandfoundmeonmyfeetshegaveaskipofpleasure。"Now,"saidshe,"youmustobligemebydressing,anddoingyourhairasifyouweregoingtoaball。"
"That,"Ianswered,"isafunnyidea,butasitpleasesyouitpleasesme。"
IrangforLeDuc,andtoldhimIwantedtohavemyhairdone,andtobedressedasifIweregoingtoaball。"Choosethedressthatsuitsmebest。"
"No,"saidEsther,"Iwillchooseitmyself。"
LeDucopenedmytrunk,andleavinghertorummageinithecametoshaveme,andtodomyhair。Esther,delightedwithhertask,calledintheassistanceofhergoverness。Sheputonmybedalaceshirt,andthesuitshefoundmosttohertaste。Thencomingclose,asiftoseewhetherLeDucwasdressingmyhairproperly,shesaid,"Alittlebrothwoulddoyougood;sendforadish,itwillgiveyouanappetitefordinner。"
Ithoughtheradvicedictatedbythetenderestcare,andIdeterminedtobenefitbyit。Sogreatwastheinfluenceofthischarminggirloverme,that,littlebylittle,insteadoflovingManon,Ihatedher。Thatgavemecourage,andcompletedmycure。AtthepresenttimeIcanseethatManonwasverywiseinacceptingBlondel’soffer,andthatmyloveforselfandnotmyloveforherwaswounded。
Iwasinmyservant’shands,myfaceturnedawaytowardsthefire,sothatIcouldnotseeEsther,butonlydivertmyselfwiththeideathatshewasinspectingmybelongings,whenallatonceshepresentedherselfwithamelancholyair,holdingMamon’sfatalletterinherhand。
"AmItoblame,"saidshe,timidly,"forhavingdiscoveredthecauseofyoursorrow?"
Ifeltrathertakenaback,butlookingkindlyather,Isaid,"No,no,mydearEsther;pityyourfriend,andsaynomoreaboutit。"
"ThenImayreadalltheletters?"
"Yes,dearest,ifitwillamuseyou。"
AllthelettersofthefaithlessManonBalettitome,withminetoher,weretogetheronmytable。IpointedthemouttoEsther,whobeguntoreadthemquiteeagerly。
WhenIwasdressed,asifforsomeCourtholiday,LeDucwentoutandleftusbyourselves,fortheworthygoverness,whowasworkingatherlacebythewindow,lookedatherlace,andnothingelse。Esthersaidthatnothinghadeveramusedhersomuchasthoseletters。
"Thosecursedepistles,whichpleaseyousowell,willbethedeathofme。"
"Death?Oh,no!Iwillcureyou,Ihope。"
"Ihopeso,too;butafterdinneryoumusthelpmetoburnthemallfromfirsttolast。"
"Burnthem!No;makemeapresentofthem。Ipromisetokeepthemcarefullyallmydays。"
"Theyareyours,Esther。Iwillsendthemtoyouto—morrow。"
Theselettersweremorethantwohundredinnumber,andtheshortestwerefourpagesinlength。Shewasenchantedtofindherselfthepossessoroftheletters,andshesaidshewouldmakethemintoaparcelandtakethemawayherself。
"Shallyousendbacktheportraittoyourfaithlessmistress?"saidshe。
"Idon’tknowwhattodowithit。"
"Senditbacktoher;sheisnotworthyofyourhonouringherbykeepingit。Iamsurethatyouroraclewouldgiveyouthesameadvice。Whereistheportrait?Willyoushewitme?"
Ihadtheportraitintheinteriorofagoldsnuff—box,butIhadnevershewnittoEstherforfearsheshouldthinkManonhandsomerthanherself,andconcludethatIonlyshewditheroutofvanity;
butasshenowaskedtoseeitIopenedtheboxwhereitwasandgaveither。
AnyotherwomanbesidesEstherwouldhavepronouncedManondownrightugly,orhaveendeavoredattheleasttofindsomefaultwithher,butEstherpronouncedhertobeverybeautiful,andonlysaiditwasagreatpitysofairabodycontainedsovileasoul。
ThesightofManon’sportraitmadeEstherasktoseealltheotherportraitswhichMadameManzonihadsentmefromVenice。Therewerenakedfiguresamongstthem,butEstherwastoopureaspirittoputonthehatefulaffectationsoftheprude,towhomeverythingnaturalisanabomination。O—Murphypleasedherverymuch,andherhistory,whichIrelated,struckherasverycurious。Theportraitofthefairnun,M————M————,firstinthehabitofherorderandafterwardsnaked,madeherlaugh,butIwouldnottellEstherherstory,inspiteofthelivelydesireshedisplayedtohearit。
Atdinner—timeadelicaterepastwasbroughttous,andwespenttwodelightfulhoursinthepleasuresofaconversationandthetable。
Iseemedtohavepassedfromdeathtolife,andEstherwasdelightedtohavebeenmyphysician。BeforewerosefromtableIhaddeclaredmyintentionofsendingManon’sportraittoherhusbandonthedayfollowing,buthergoodnaturefoundawayofdissuadingmefromdoingsowithoutmuchdifficulty。
Sometimeafter,whileweweretalkinginfrontofthefire,shetookapieceofpaper,setupthepyramids,andinscribedthefourkeysO,S,A,D。SheaskedifIshouldsendtheportraittothehusband,orwhetheritwouldnotbemoregeneroustoreturnittothefaithlessManon。Whilstshewascalculatingshesaidoverandoveragain,withasmile,"Ihavenotmadeuptheanswer。"Ipretendtobelieveher,andwelaughedliketwoaugursmeetingeachotheralone。AtlastthereplycamethatIoughttoreturntheportrait,buttothegiver,sincetosendittothehusbandwouldbeanactunworthyofamanofhonour。
Ipraisedthewisdomoftheoracle,andkissedthePythonessascoreoftimes,promisingthatthecabalashouldbeobeyedimplicitly,addingthatshehadnoneedofbeingtaughtthesciencesincesheknewitaswellastheinventor。
Ispokethetruth,butEstherlaughed,and,fearinglestIshouldreallythinkso,tookpainstoassuremeofthecontrary。
Itisthusthatlovetakeshispleasure,thushisgrowthincreases,andthusthathesosoonbecomesagiantinstrength。
"ShallIbeimpertinent,"saidEsther,"ifIaskyouwhereyourportraitis?Manonsaysinherletterthatsheissendingitback;
butIdon’tseeitanywhere。"
"Inmyfirstparoxysmofrage,Ithrewitdown;Idon’tknowinwhatdirection。Whatwasthusdespisedbyhercannotbeofmuchvaluetome。"
"Letuslookforit;Ishouldliketoseeit。"
Wesoonfounditonmytable,inthemidstofaofbooks;Esthersaiditwasaspeakinglikeness。
"Iwouldgiveityouifsuchapresentwereworthyofyou。"
"Ah!youcouldnotgivemeanythingIwouldvaluemore。"
"Willyoudeigntoacceptit,Esther,thoughithasbeenpossessedbyanother?"
"Itwillbeallthedearertome。"
Atlastshehadtoleaveme,afteradaywhichmightbecalleddelightfulifhappinessconsistsofcalmandmutualjoyswithoutthetumultuousrapturesofpassion。Shewentawayatten,afterIhadpromisedtospendthewholeofthenextdaywithher。
Afteranunbrokensleepofninehours’durationIgotuprefreshedandfeelingoncemoreinperfecthealth,andIwenttoseeEstherimmediately。Ifoundshewasstillabedandasleep,buthergovernesswentandrousedherinspiteofmyrequestthatherreposeshouldberespected。
Shereceivedmewithasweetsmileasshesatupinbed,andshewdmemyvoluminouscorrespondencewithManononhernight—table,sayingthatshehadbeenreadingittilltwoo’clockinthemorning。
Herappearancewasravishing。Aprettycambricnight—cap,tiedwithalight—blueribbonandornamentedwithlace,setoffthebeautiesofherface;andalightshawlofIndianmuslin,whichshehadhastilythrownon,veiledratherthanconcealedhersnowybreast,whichwouldhaveshamedtheworksofPraxiteles。Sheallowedmetotakeahundredkissesonherrosylips——ardentkisseswhichthesightofsuchcharmsmadeyetmoreardent;butherhandsforbademyapproachtothosetwospheresIsolongedtotouch。
IsatdownbyherandtoldherthathercharmsofbodyandmindwouldmakeamanforgetalltheManonsthateverwere。
"IsyourMarionfairtoseeallover?"saidshe。
"Ireallycan’tsay,for,notbeingherhusband,Ineverhadanopportunityofinvestigatingthematter。"
"Yourdiscretionisworthyofallpraise,"shesaid,withasmile,"suchconductbecomesamanofdelicatefeeling。"
"Iwastoldbyhernursethatshewasperfectinallrespects,andthatnomoteorblemishrelievedthepurewhitenessofherskin。"
"Youmusthaveadifferentnotionofme?"
"Yes,Esther,astheoraclerevealedtomethegreatsecretyoudesiredtoknow。Nevertheless,Ishouldfindyouperfectinallyourparts。"
HereuponIwasguiltyofastupiditywhichturnedtomyconfusion。I
said,"IfIbecameyourhusband,Icouldeasilyrefrainfromtouchingyouthere。"
"Isupposeyouthink,"saidshe,blushing,andevidentlyalittlevexed,"thatifyoutouchedityourdesiresmightbelessened?"
Thisquestionprobedmetothecoreandcoveredmewithshame。I
burstintotears,andbeggedherpardoninsotrulyrepentantavoicethatsympathymadeherminglehertearswithmine。Theincidentonlyincreasedourintimacy,for,asIkissedhertearsaway,thesamedesiresconsumedus,andifthevoiceofprudencehadnotintervened,doubtlessallwouldhavebeenover。Asitwas,wehadbutaforetasteandanearnestofthatblisswhichitwasinourpowertoprocure。Threehoursseemedtousasmanyminutes。Shebeggedmetogointohersitting—roomwhileshedressed,andwethenwentdownanddinedwiththewretchedsecretary,whoadoredher,whomshedidnotlove,andwhomusthavebornesmalllovetome,seeinghowhighI
stoodinhergraces。
Wepassedtherestofthedaytogetherinthatconfidentialtalkwhichisusualwhenthefoundationsofthemostintimatefriendshiphavebeenlaidbetweentwopersonsofoppositesex,whobelievethemselvescreatedforeachother。Ourflamesburntasbrightly,butwithmorerestraint,inthedining—roomasinthebedroom。Intheveryairofthebedroomofawomanonelovesthereissomethingsobalmyandvoluptuousthatthelover,askedtochoosebetweenthisgardenofdelightsandParadise,wouldnotforonemomenthesitateinhischoice。
Wepartedwithheartsfullofhappiness,sayingtoeachother,"Tillto—morrow。"
IwastrulyinlovewithEsther,formysentimentforherwascomposedofsweeter,calmer,andmorelivelyfeelingsthanmeresensuallove,whichiseverstormyandviolent。IfeltsureIcouldpersuadehertomarrymewithoutmyfirstteachingherwhatcouldnotbetaught。IwassorryIhadnotletherthinkherselfascleverasmyselfinthecabala,andIfeareditwouldbeimpossibletoundeceiveherwithoutexcitinghertoanger,whichwouldcastoutlove。Nevertheless,EstherwastheonlywomanwhowouldmakemeforgetManon,whomIbegantothinkunworthyofallIhadproposeddoingforher。
M。d’O————camebackandIwenttodinewithhim。Hewaspleasedtohearthathisdaughterhadeffectedacompletecurebyspendingadaywithme。WhenwewerealonehetoldmethathehadheardattheHaguethattheComteSt。Germainhadtheartofmakingdiamondswhichonlydifferedfromtherealonesinweight,andwhich,accordingtohim,wouldmakehisfortune。M。d’O————wouldhavebeenamusedifI
hadtoldhimallIknewaboutthischarlatan。
NextdayItookEsthertotheconcert,andwhilewewerethereshetoldmethatonthedayfollowingshewouldnotleaveherroom,sothatwecouldtalkaboutgettingmarriedwithoutfearofinterruption。Thiswasthelastdayoftheyear1759。
CHAPTERXI
IUndeceiveEsther——IsetoutforGermany——AdventureNearCologne——
TheBurgomaster’sWife;MyConquestofHer——BallatBonn——Welcome>FromtheElectorofCologne——BreakfastatBruhl——FirstIntimacy——
IsupWithoutBeingAskedatGeneralKettler’sIamHappy——ILeaveCologne——TheToscaniTheJewelMyArrivalatStuttgartTheappointmentwhichEstherhadmadewithmewouldprobablyhaveseriousresults;andIfeltitduetomyhonournottodeceiveheranylonger,evenwereittocostmemyhappiness;however,Ihadsomehopethatallwouldturnoutwell。
Ifoundherinbed,andshetoldmethatsheintendedtostoptherethroughouttheday。Iapproved,forinbedIthoughtherravishing。
"Wewillsettowork,"saidshe;andhergovernesssetalittletablebyherbed,andshegavemeapieceofpapercoveredwithquestionstendingtoconvincemethatbeforeImarriedherIshouldcommunicatetohermysupposedscience。Allthesequestionswereartfullyconceived,allweresowordedastoforcetheoracletoordermetosatisfyher,ortodefinitelyforbidmydoingso。Isawthesnare,andallmythoughtswerehowtoavoidit,thoughIpretendedtobemerelyconsideringthequestions。IcouldnotmaketheoraclespeaktopleaseEsther,andIcouldstilllessmakeitpronounceapositiveprohibition,asIfearedthatshewouldresentsuchananswerbitterlyandrevengeherselfonme。Nevertheless,Ihadtoassumeanindifferentair,andIgotmyselfoutofthedifficultybyequivocalanswers,tillthegood—humouredpapacametosummonmetodinner。
Heallowedhisdaughtertostayinbedontheconditionthatshewastodonomorework,ashewasafraidthatbyapplyingherselfsointentlyshewouldincreaseherheadache。Shepromised,muchtomydelight,thatheshouldbeobeyed,butonmyreturnfromdinnerI
foundherasleep,andsittingatherbedsideIlethersleepon。
Whensheawokeshesaidshewouldliketoreadalittle;andasifbyinspiration,IchancedtotakeupCoiardeau’s’Heroides’,andweinflamedeachotherbyreadingthelettersofHeloiseandAbelard。
Theardoursthusarousedpassedintoourtalkandwebegantodiscussthesecretwhichtheoraclehadrevealed。
"But,Estherdear,"saidI,"didnottheoraclerevealacircumstanceofwhichyouknewperfectlywellbefore?"
"No,sweetheart,thesecretwasperfectlyunknowntomeandwouldhavecontinuedunknown。"
"Thenyouhaveneverbeencuriousenoughtoinspectyourownperson?"
"HowevercuriousImayhavebeen,natureplacedthatmoleinsuchapositionastoescapeanybutthemostminutesearch。"
"Youhaveneverfeltit,then?"
"Itistoosmalltobefelt。"
"Idon’tbelieveit。"
Sheallowedmyhandtowanderindiscreetly,andmyhappyfingersfeltalltheprecinctsofthetempleoflove。Thiswasenoughtofirethechastestdisposition。Icouldnotfindtheobjectofmyresearch,and,notwishingtostopshortatsovainanenjoyment,Iwasallowedtoconvincemyselfwithmyeyesthatitactuallyexisted。There,however,herconcessionsstoppedshort,andIhadtocontentmyselfbykissingagainandagainallthosepartswhichmodestynolongerdeniedtomygaze。
Satiatedwithbliss,thoughIhadnotattainedtotheutmostofenjoyment,whichshewiselydeniedme,aftertwohourshadbeendevotedtothosepastimeswhichleadtonothing,IresolvedtotellherthewholetruthandtoshewherhowIhadabusedhertrustinme,thoughIfearedthatherangerwouldberoused。
Esther,whohadalargeshareofintelligence(indeedifshehadhadlessIcouldnothavedeceivedhersowell),listenedtomewithoutinterruptingmeandwithoutanysignsofangerorastonishment。Atlast,whenIhadbroughtmylongandsincereconfessiontoanend,shesaid,"Iknowyourloveformeisasgreatasmineforyou;andifIamcertainthatwhatyouhavejustsaidcannotpossiblybetrue,Iamforcedtoconcludethatifyoudonotcommunicatetomeallthesecretsofyourscienceitisbecausetodosoisnotinyourpower。
Letusloveoneanothertilldeath,andsaynomoreaboutthismatter。"
Afteramoment’ssilence,shewenton,——
"IflovehastakenawayfromyouthecourageofsincerityIforgiveyou,butIamsorryforyou。Youhavegivenmetoopositiveproofoftherealityofyoursciencetobeabletoshakemybelief。YoucouldneverhavefoundoutathingofwhichImyselfwasignorant,andofwhichnomortalmancouldknow。"
"AndifIshewyou,Estherdear,thatIknewyouhadthismole,thatIhadgoodreasonsforsupposingyoutobeignorantofit,willyourbeliefbeshakenthen?""Youknewit?Howcouldyouhaveseenit?
It’sincredible!"
"Iwilltellyouall。"
Ithenexplainedtoherthetheoryofthecorrespondenceofmolesonthevariouspartsofthehumanbody,andtoconvinceherIendedbysayingthathergovernesswhohadalargemarkonherrightcheekoughttohaveoneverylikeitonherleftthigh。Atthissheburstintolaughter,andsaid,"Iwillfindout,butafterallyouhavetoldmeIcanonlyadmireyouthemoreforknowingwhatnooneelsedoes。"
"Doyoureallythink,Esther,thatIamthesolepossessorofthisscience?Undeceiveyourself。Allwhohavestudiedanatomy,physiology,andastrology,knowofit。"
"ThenIbegyoutogetme,byto—morrow——yes,tomorrow——allthebookswhichwillteachmesecretsofthatnature。Ilongtobeabletoastonishtheignorantwithmycabala,whichIseerequiresamixtureofknowledgeandimposition。Iwishtodevotemyselfentirelytothisstudy。Wecanloveeachothertothedeath,butwecandothatwithoutgettingmarried。"
Ire—enteredmylodginginapeacefulandhappyframeofmind;anenormousweightseemedtakenoffmyspirits。NextmorningI
purchasedsuchvolumesasIjudgedwouldinstructandamuseheratthesametime,andwenttopresentthemtoher。ShewasmostpleasedwithmyConis,asshefoundinitthecharacteroftruth。Asshewishedtoshinebyheranswersthroughtheoracleitwasnecessaryforhertohaveanextensiveknowledgeofscience,andIputherontheway。
AboutthattimeIconceivedtheideaofmakingashorttourinGermanybeforereturningtoParis,andEstherencouragedmetodoso,afterIhadpromisedthatsheshouldseemeagainbeforetheendoftheyear。Thispromisewassincerely,given;andthoughfromthatdaytothisIhavenotbeheldthefaceofthatcharmingandremarkablewoman,Icannotreproachmyselfwithhavingdeceivedherwilfully,forsubsequenteventspreventedmefromkeepingmyword。
IwrotetoM。d’Afrirequestinghimtoprocuremeapassportthroughtheempire,wheretheFrenchandotherbelligerentpowerswerethencampaigning。HeansweredverypolitelythatIhadnoneedofapassport,butthatifIwishedtohaveonehewouldsenditmeforthwith。Iwascontentwiththisletterandputitamongmypapers,andatCologneitgotmeabetterreceptionthanallthepassportsintheworld。
ImadeM。d’O————thedepositaryofthevariousmoneysIhadindifferentbankinghouses,andtheworthyman,whowasatruefriendtome,gavemeabillofexchangeonadozenofthechiefhousesinGermany。
WhenmyaffairswereallinorderIstartedinmypost—chaise,withthesumofnearlyahundredthousandDutchflorinstomycredit,somevaluablejewels,andawell—stockedwardrobe。IsentmySwissservantbacktoParis,keepingonlymyfaithfulSpaniard,whoonthisoccasiontravelledwithme,seatedbehindmychaise。
ThusendsthehistoryofmysecondvisittoHolland,whereIdidnothingtoaugmentmyfortune。IhadsomeunpleasantexperiencesthereforwhichIhadmyownimprudencetothank,butafterthelapseofsomanyyearsIfeelthatthesemishapsweremorethancompensatedbythecharmsofEsther’ssociety。
IonlystoppedonedayatUtrecht,andtwodaysafterIreachedCologneatnoon,withoutaccident,butnotwithoutdanger,foratadistanceofhalfaleaguefromthetownfivedeserters,threeontherighthandandtwoontheleft,levelledtheirpistolsatme,withthewords,"Yourmoneyoryourlife。"However,Icoveredthepostillionwithmyownpistol,threateningtofireifhedidnotdriveon,andtherobbersdischargedtheirweaponsatthecarriage,nothavingenoughspirittoshootthepostillion。
IfIhadbeenliketheEnglish,whocarryalightpurseforthebenefitofthehighwaymen,Iwouldhavethrownittothesepoorwretches;but,asitwas,Iriskedmyliferatherthanberobbed。MySpaniardwasquiteastonishednottohavebeenstruckbyanyoftheballswhichwhistledpasthisears。
TheFrenchwereinwinterquartersatCologne,andIputupatthe"Soleild’Or。"AsIwasgoingin,thefirstpersonImetwastheComtedeLastic,Madamed’Urfe’snephew,whogreetedmewiththeutmostpoliteness,andofferedtotakemetoM。deTorci,whowasincommand。Iaccepted,andthisgentlemanwasquitesatisfiedwiththeletterM。d’Afrihadwrittenme。ItoldhimwhathadhappenedtomeasIwascomingintoCologne,andhecongratulatedmeonthehappyissueoftheaffair,butwithasoldier’sfreedomblamedtheuseI
hadmadeofmycourage。"
"Youplayedhigh,"saidhe,"tosaveyourmoney,butyoumighthavelostalimb,andnothingwouldhavemadeupforthat。"
Iansweredthattomakelightofadangeroftendiminishedit。Welaughedatthis,andhesaidthatifIwasgoingtomakeanystayinCologneIshouldprobablyhavethepleasureofseeingthehighwaymenhanged。
"Iintendtogoto—morrow,"saidI,"andifanythingcouldkeepmeatCologneitwouldcertainlynotbetheprospectofbeingpresentatanexecution,assuchsightsarenotatalltomytaste。"
IhadtoacceptM。deLastic’sinvitationtodinner,andhepersuadedmetogowithhimselfandhisfriend,M。deFlavacour,anofficerofhighrank,andanagreeableman,tothetheatre。AsIfeltsurethatIshouldbeintroducedtoladies,andwishedtomakesomethingofafigure,Ispentanhourindressing。
Ifoundmyselfinaboxoppositetoaprettywoman,wholookedatmeagainandagainthroughheropera—glass。Thatwasenoughtorousemycuriosity,andIbeggedM。deLastictointroduceme;whichhedidwiththebestgraceimaginable。HefirstpresentedmetoCountKettler,lieutenant—generalintheAustrianarmy,andonthegeneralstaffoftheFrencharmy——justastheFrenchGeneralMontacetwasonthestaffoftheAustrianarmy。IwasthenpresentedtotheladywhosebeautyhadattractedmyattentionthemomentIenteredmybox。
Shegreetedmegraciously,andaskedmequestionsaboutParisandBrussels,whereshehadbeeneducated,withoutappearingtopayanyattentiontomyreplies,butgazingatmylaceandjewellery。
Whileweweretalkingofindifferentmatters,likenewacquaintances,shesuddenlybutpolitelyaskedmeifIintendedtomakealongstayinCologne。
"IthinkofcrossingtheRhineto—morrow,"Ianswered,"andshallprobablydineatBonn。"
Thisreply,whichwasgivenasindifferentlyasherquestion,appearedtovexher;andIthoughthervexationagoodomen。GeneralKettlerthenrose,saying,——
"Iamsure,sir,thatthisladywillpersuadeyoutodelayyourdeparture——atleast,Ihopeso,thatImaybanethepleasureofseeingmoreofyourcompany。"
IbowedandhewentoutwithLastic,leavingmealonewiththisravishingbeauty。Shewastheburgomaster’swife,andthegeneralwasnearlyalwayswithher。
"Isthecountright,"saidshe,pleasantly,"inattributingsuchpowertome?"
"Ithinkso,indeed,"Ianswered,"buthemaypossiblybewronginthinkingyoucaretoexerciseit。"
"Verygood!Wemustcatchhim,then,ifonlyasthepunishmentofhisindiscretion。Stay。"
IwassoastonishedatthisspeechthatIlookedquitefoolishandhadtocollectmysenses。Ithoughtthewordindiscretionsublime,punishmentexquisite,andcatchingadmirable;andstillmoretheideaofcatchinghimbymeansofme。Ithoughtitwouldbeamistaketoenquireanyfurther,andputtingonanexpressionofresignationandgratitudeIloweredmylipsandkissedherhandwithamixtureofrespectandsentiment,which,withoutexactlyimpartingmyfeelingsforher,letherknowthattheymightbesoftenedwithoutmuchdifficulty。
"Thenyouwillstay,sir!Itisreallyverykindofyou,forifyouwentoffto—morrowpeoplemightsaythatyouonlycameheretoshewyourdisdainforus。Tomorrowthegeneralgivesaball,andIhopeyouwillbeoneoftheparty。"
"CanIhopetodancewithyoualltheevening?"
"Ipromisetodancewithnobodybutyou,tillyougettiredofme。"
"Thenweshalldancetogetherthroughalltheball。"
"Wheredidyougetthatpomadewhichperfumestheair?Ismeltitassoonasyoucameintothebox。"
"ItcamefromFlorence,andifyoudonotlikeityoushallnotbetroubledwithitanymore。"
"Oh!butIdolikeit。Ishouldlikesomeofitmyself。"
"AndIshallbeonlytoohappyifyouwillpermitmetosendyoualittleto—morrow。"
Justthenthedooroftheboxopenedandtheentranceofthegeneralpreventedherfromreplying。Iwasjustgoing,whenthecountsaid:
"Iamsuremadamehasprevailedonyoutostay,andtocometomyballandsupperto—morrow?"
"Shehasledmetoanticipatethatyouwoulddomethathonour,andshepromisestodancethequadrilleswithme。Howcanoneresistentreatyfromsuchlips?"
"Quiteso,andIamobligedtoherforhavingkeptyouwithus。I
hopetoseeyouto—morrow。"
Iwentoutoftheboxinlove,andalmosthappyinanticipation。ThepomadewasapresentfromEsther,anditwasthefirsttimeIhadusedit。Theboxcontainedtwenty—fourpotsofbeautifulchina。ThenextdayIputtwelveintoanelegantcasket,whichIwrappedupinoil—clothandsenttoherwithoutanote。
IspentthemorningbygoingoverColognewithaguide;Ivisitedallthemarvelsoftheplace,andlaughedwithallmyhearttoseethehorseBayard,ofwhomAriostohassung,riddenbythefoursonsofAimon,orAmone,fatherofBradamantetheInvincible,andRicciardettotheFortunate。
IdinedwithM。deCastries,andeverybodywassurprisedthatthegeneralhadaskedmehimselftotheball,ashisjealousywasknown,whiletheladywassupposedonlytosufferhisattentionsthroughafeelingofvanity。Thedeargeneralwaswelladvancedinyears,farfromgood—looking,andashismentalqualitiesbynomeanscompensatedforhislackofphysicaloneshewasbynomeansanobjecttoinspirelove。Inspiteofhisjealousy,hehadtoappearpleasedthatIsatnextthefairatsupper,andthatIspentthenightindancingwithherortalkingtoher。Itwasahappynightforme,andIre—enteredmylodgingnolongerthinkingofleavingCologne。Inamomentofecstasy,emboldenedbytheturntheconversationhadtaken,IhaddaredtotellherthatifshewouldmeetmealoneIwouldstayinColognetilltheendofthecarnival。
"Andwhatwouldyousay,"sheasked,"ifIgivemypromise,anddonotkeepit?"
"Ishouldbemoanmylot,withoutaccusingyou;Ishouldsaytomyselfthatyouhadfounditimpossibletokeepyourword。"
"Youareverygood;youmuststaywithus。"
ThedayaftertheballIwenttopayhermyfirstvisit。Shemademewelcome,andintroducedmetoherworthyhusband,who,thoughneitheryoungnorhandsome,wasextremelygood—hearted。AfterIhadbeenthereanhour,weheardthegeneral’scarriagecoming,andshesaidtome:
"IfheasksyouwhetheryouaregoingtotheElector’sballatBonn,sayyes!"
Thegeneralcamein,andaftertheusualcomplimentshadbeenpassedIwithdrew。
Ididnotknowbywhomtheballwastobegiven,orwhenitwastotakeplace,butscentingpleasurefromafaroffIhastenedtomakeenquiriesaboutit,andheardthatallthegoodfamiliesinCologneweregoing。Itwasamaskedball,andconsequentlyopentoall。I
decidedthenthatIwouldgo;indeedIconcludedthatIhadhadorderstothateffect,andatalleventsmyladywouldbethere,andImighthopeforahappymeetingwithher。ButasIwishedtokeepupmyincognitoasmuchaspossible,Iresolvedtoreplytoallwhoaskedmethatimportantbusinesswouldpreventmybeingpresent。
Itfelloutthatthegeneralaskedmethisveryquestioninthepresenceofthelady,andwithoutregardtotheordersIhadreceivedfromherIrepliedthatmyhealthwouldforbidmyhavingthatpleasure。
"Youareverywise,sir,"saidthegeneral,"allthepleasuresonearthshouldbesacrificedwhenitisaquestionofone’shealth。"
Ithinkso,too,now,butIthoughtdifferentlythen。
Onthedayoftheball,towardstheevening,Isetoutinapost—
chaise,disguisedsothatnotasoulinColognecouldhaverecognizedme,andprovidedwithaboxcontainingtwodominoes;andonmyarrivalatBonnItookaroomandputononeofthedominoes,lockinguptheotherinthebox;andIthenhadmyselfcarriedtotheballinasedan—chair。
Igotineasilyandunperceived,andrecognizedalltheladiesofColognewithouttheirmasks,andmymistresssittingatafaro—tableriskingaducat。Iwasgladtoseeinthebanker,CountVeritaofVerona,whomIhadknowninBavaria。HewasintheElector’sservice。Hissmallbankdidnotcontainmorethanfiveorsixducats,andthepunters,menandwomen,werenotmorethantwelve。I
tookupapositionbymymistress,andthebankeraskedmetocut。I
excusedmyselfwithagesture,andmyneighbourcutwithoutbeingasked。Iputtenducatsonasinglecard,andlostfourtimesrunning;Iplayedattheseconddeal,andexperiencedthesamefate。
Atthethirddealnobodywouldcut,andthegeneral,whowasstandingbybutnotplaying,agreedtodoso。Ifanciedhiscuttingwouldbelucky,andIputfiftyducatsononecard。Iwon。Iwent’paroli’,andattheseconddealIbrokethebank。Everybodywascuriousaboutme;Iwasstaredatandfollowed,butseizingafavourableopportunityImademyescape。
Iwenttomyroom,tookoutmymoney,changedmycostume,andreturnedtotheball。Isawthetableoccupiedbynewgamsters,andanotherbankerwhoseemedtohaveagooddealofgold,butnotcaringtoplayanymoreIhadnotbroughtmuchmoneywithme。Imingledinallthegroupsintheballroom,andonallsidesIheardexpressionsofcuriosityaboutthemaskwhobrokethefirstbank。
Ididnotcaretosatisfythegeneralcuriosity,butmademywayfromonesideoftheroomtotheothertillIfoundtheobjectofmysearchtalkingtoCountVerita,andasIdrewnearIfoundoutthattheyweretalkingofme。ThecountwassayingthattheElectorhadbeenaskingwhohadbrokenthebank,andthatGeneralKettlerhadexpressedhisopinionthatitwasaVenetianwhohadbeeninCologneforthelastweek。MymistressansweredthatshedidnotthinkIwasthere,asshehadheardmesaythatthestateofmyhealthwouldkeepmeathome。
"IknowCasanova,"saidthecount,"andifhebeatBonntheElectorshallhearofit,andheshan’tgooffwithoutmyseeinghim。"
IsawthatImighteasilybediscoveredaftertheball,butIdefiedthekeenesteyestopenetratebeneathmypresentdisguise。Ishouldhave,nodoubt,remainedunknown,butwhenthequadrilleswerebeingarrangedItookmyplaceinone,withoutreflectingthatIshouldhavetotakeoffmymask。
Assoonasmymistresssawmeshetoldmeshehadbeendeceived,asshewouldhavewageredthatIwasthemaskerwhobrokeCountVerita’sbank。ItoldherIhadonlyjustcome。
Attheendofthedancethecountspiedmeoutandsaid,"Mydearfellow—countryman,Iamsureyouarethemanwhobrokemybank;I
congratulateyou。""IshouldcongratulatemyselfifIwerethefortunateindividual。"
"Iamsurethatitwasyou。"
Ilefthimlaughing,andafterhavingtakensomerefreshmentsI
continueddancing。Twohoursafterwardsthecountsawmeagainandsaid,——
"Youchangedyourdominoinsucharoom,insuchahouse。TheElectorknowsallaboutit,andasapunishmentforthisdeceithehasorderedmetotellyouthatyouarenottoleaveBonnto—morrow。"
"Ishegoingtoarrestme,then?"
"Whynot,ifyourefusehisinvitationtodinnertomorrow?"
"Tellhishighnessthathiscommandsshallbeobeyed。Willyoupresentmetohimnow?"
"Hehaslefttheball,butwaitonmeto—morrowatnoon。"Sosaying,hegavemehishandandwentaway。
Itookcaretokeeptheappointmentonthedayfollowing,butwhenI
waspresentedIwasinsomeconfusion,astheElectorwassurroundedbyfiveorsixcourtiers,andneverhavingseenhimIlookedinvainforanecclesiastic。Hesawmyembarrassmentandhastenedtoputanendtoit,saying,inbadVenetian,"IamwearingthecostumeofGrandMasteroftheTeutonicOrderto—day。"InspiteofhiscostumeImadetheusualgenuflexion,andwhenIwouldhavekissedhishandhewouldnotallowit,butshookmineinanaffectionatemanner。
"IwasatVenice,"saidhe,"whenyouwereundertheLeads,andmynephew,theElectorofBavaria,toldmethatafteryourfortunateescapeyoustayedsometimeatMunich;ifyouhadcometoCologneI
shouldhavekeptyou。Ihopethatafterdinneryouwillbekindenoughtotellusthestoryofyourescape,thatyouwillstaytosupper,andwilljoininalittlemasqueradewithwhichweproposetoamuseourselves。"
Ipromisedtotellmytaleifhethoughtitwouldnotwearyhim,warninghimthatitwouldtaketwohours。"Onecouldneverhavetoomuchofagoodthing,"hewaskindenoughtosay;andImadehimlaughbymyaccountoftheconversationbetweentheDucdeChoiseulandmyself。
AtdinnertheprincespoketomeinVenetian,andwaspleasedtobemostgracioustowardsme。Hewasamanofajovialandeasy—goingdisposition,andwithhislookofhealthonewouldnothaveprophesiedsosoonanendascametohim。Hediedtheyearfollowing。
Assoonaswerosefromtablehebeggedmetobeginmystory,andfortwohoursIhadthepleasureofkeepingthismostbrilliantcompanyamused。
Myreadersknowthehistory;itsinterestliesinthedramaticnatureofthedetails,butitisimpossibletocommunicatethefireofawell—toldstorytoanaccountinwriting。
TheElector’slittlebailwasverypleasant。Wewerealldressedaspeasants,andthecostumesweretakenfromaspecialwardrobeoftheprince’s。Itwouldhavebeenridiculoustochooseanyotherdresses,astheElectorworeoneofthesamekindhimself。GeneralKettlerwasthebestdisguisedofusall;helookedtherustictothelife。
Mymistresswasravishing。WeonlydancedquadrillesandGermandances。Therewereonlyfourorfiveladiesofthehighestrank;alltheothers,whoweremoreorlesspretty,werefavouritesoftheprince,allhisdaysagreatloverofthefairsex。TwooftheseladiesdancedtheForlana,andtheElectorwasmuchamusedinmakingmedanceitalso。IhavealreadysaidthattheForlanaisaVenetiandance,andoneofthemostenergetickindimaginable。Itisdancedbyaladyandgentlemanoppositetooneanother,andasthetwoladiesrelievedoneanothertheywerealmostthedeathofme。Onehastobestrongtodancetwelveturns,andafterthethirteenthI
feltIcoulddonomore,andbeggedformercy。
Soonafterwedancedanotherdance,whereeachgentlemankissesalady。Iwasnottooshy,andeachtimeIcontinuedtokissmymistresswithconsiderableardour,whichmadethepeasant—electorburstwithlaughterandthepeasant—generalburstwithrage。
Inalullbetweenthedances,thischarmingandoriginalwomanfoundmeanstotellmeinprivatethatalltheCologneladieswouldleaveatnoononthenextday,andthatIwouldincreasemypopularitybyinvitingthemalltobreakfastatBruhl。
"Sendeachoneanotewiththenameofhercavalier,andtrustinCountVeritatodoeverythingforthebest;youneedonlytellhimthatyouwishtogiveanentertainmentsimilartothatgiventwoyearsagobythePrincedeDeux—Ponts。Losenotime。Youwillhaveascoreofguests;mindyouletthemknowthehouroftherepast。
Takecare,too,thatyourinvitationsaresentroundbynineo’clockinthemorning。"
Alltheseinstructionswereutteredwithlightningspeed,andI,enchantedwiththepowermymistressthoughtshepossessedoverme,thoughtonlyofobeying,withoutreflectingwhetherIowedherobedience。Bruhl,breakfast,ascoreofpeoplelikethePrinceDeux—
Ponts,invitationstotheladies,CountVerita;Iknewasmuchasshecouldhavetoldmeifshehadtakenanhour。
Ilefttheroominmypeasant’sdress,andbeggedapagetotakemetoCountVerita,whobegantolaughonseeingmyattire。Itoldmybusinesswiththeimportanceofanambassador,andthismadehiminastillbetterhumour。
"Itcanalleasilybearranged,"saidhe,"Ihaveonlytowritetothesteward,andIwilldosoimmediately。Buthowmuchdoyouwanttospend?"
"Asmuchaspossible。"
"Aslittleaspossible,Isupposeyoumean。"
"Notatall;Iwanttotreatmyguestswithmagnificance。"
"Allthesameyoumustfixonasum,asIknowwhomI’vegottodealwith。"
"Well,well!two—threehundredducats;willthatdo?"
"Twohundred;thePrincedeDeux—Pontsdidnotspendmore。"
Hebegantowrite,andgavemehiswordthateverythingshouldbeinreadiness。IlefthimandaddressingmyselftoasharpItalianpagesaidthatIwouldgivetwoducatstothevaletwhowouldfurnishmewiththenamesoftheCologneladieswhowereinBonn,andofthegentlemenwhohadaccompaniedthem。IgotwhatIwantedinlessthanhalfanhour,andbeforeleavingtheballItoldmymistressthatallshouldbedoneaccordingtoherdesires。
IwroteeighteennotesbeforeIwenttobed,andinthemorningaconfidentialservanthaddeliveredthembeforenineo’clock。
Atnineo’clockIwenttotakeleaveofCountVerita,whogaveme,onbehalfoftheElector,asuperbgoldsnuff—boxwithhisportraitsetindiamonds。Iwasverysensibleofthismarkofkindness,andI
wishedtogoandthankhisserenehighnessbeforemydeparture,butmyfriendlyfellow—countrymantoldmethatImightputoffdoingsotillIpassedthroughBonnonmywaytoFrankfort。
Breakfastwasorderedforoneo’clock。AtnoonIhadarrivedatBruhl,acountryhouseoftheElector’s,withnothingremarkableaboutitsaveitsfurniture。InthisitisapoorcopyoftheTrianon。InafinehallIfoundatablelaidfortwenty—fourpersons,arrangedwithsilvergiltplates,damasklinen,andexquisitechina,whilethesideboardwasadornedwithanimmensequantityofsilverandsilvergiltplate。Atoneendoftheroomweretwoothertablesladenwithsweetsandthechoicestwinesprocurable。
Iannouncedmyselfasthehost,andthecooktoldmeIshouldbeperfectlysatisfied。
"Thecollation,"saidhe,"willbecomposedofonlytwenty—fourdishes,butinadditiontherewillbetwenty—fourdishesofEnglishoystersandasplendiddessert。"
Isawagreatnumberofservants,andtoldhimthattheywouldnotbenecessary,buthesaidtheywere,astheguests’servantscouldnotbeadmitted。
Ireceivedallmyguestsatthedoor,confiningmycomplimentstobeggingtheirpardonsforhavingbeensoboldastoprocuremyselfthisgreathonour。
Thebreakfastwasservedatoneexactly,andIhadthepleasureofenjoyingtheastonishmentinmymistress’seyeswhenshesawthatI
hadtreatedthemaswellasaprinceoftheempire。Shewasawarethateverybodyknewhertobethechiefobjectofthislavishoutlay,butshewasdelightedtoseethatIdidnotpayheranyattentionswhichwereatallinvidious。Thetablewasseatedfortwenty—four,andthoughIhadonlyaskedeighteenpeopleeveryplacewasoccupied。
Threecouples,therefore,hadcomewithoutbeingasked;butthatpleasedmeallthemore。LikeacourtlycavalierIwouldnotsitdown,butwaitedontheladies,goingfromonetotheother,eatingthedaintybitstheygaveme,andseeingthatallhadwhattheywanted。
Bythetimetheoystersweredonetwentybottlesofchampagnehadbeenemptied,sothatwhentheactualbreakfastcommencedeverybodybegantotalkatonce。Themealmighteasilyhavepassedforasplendiddinner,andIwasgladtoseethatnotadropofwaterwasdrunk,fortheChampagne,Tokay,Rhinewine,Madeira,Malaga,Cyprus,Alicante,andCapewinewouldnotallowit。
Beforedessertwasbroughtonanenormousdishoftruffleswasplacedonthetable。IadvisedmygueststotakeMaraschinowithit,andthoseladieswhoappreciatedtheliqueurdrankitasifithadbeenwater。Thedessertwasreallysumptuous。InitweredisplayedtheportraitsofallthemonarchsofEurope。Everyonecomplimentedthecookonhisachievement,andhe,hisvanitybeingtickledandwishingtoappeargood—natured,saidthatnoneofitwouldspoilinthepocket,andaccordinglyeverybodytookasmuchastheychose。
GeneralKettler,who,inspiteofhisjealousyandtheparthesawmeplay,hadnosuspicionoftherealoriginofthebanquet,said,"IwillwagerthatthisistheElector’sdoing。Hishighnesshasdesiredtopreservehisincognito,andM。Casanovahasplayedhisparttoadmiration。"
Thisremarksetallthecompanyinaroar。
"General,"saidI,"iftheElectorhadgivenmesuchanorder,I
should,ofcourse,haveobeyedhim,butIshouldhavefeltitahumiliatingparttoplay。Hishighness,however,hasdeignedtodomeafargreaterhonour;lookhere。"Sosaying,Ishewedhimthegoldsnuff—box,whichmadethetourofthetabletwoorthreetimesover。
Whenwehadfinished,werosefromtable,astonishedtofindwehadbeenengagedforthreehoursinapleasurableoccupation,whichallwouldwillinglyhaveprolonged;butatlastwehadtopart,andaftermanycomplimentstheyallwentupontheirway,inordertobeintimeforthetheatre。Aswellpleasedasmyguests,Ilefttwentyducatswiththesteward,fortheservants,andpromisedhimtoletCountVeritaknowofmysatisfactioninwriting。
IarrivedatCologneintimefortheFrenchplay,andasIhadnocarriageIwenttothetheatreinasedanchair。AssoonasIgotintothehouse,IsawtheComtedeLasticalonewithmyfairone。
Ithoughtthisagoodomen,andIwenttothemdirectly。Assoonasshesawme,shesaidwithamelancholyairthatthegeneralhadgotsoillthathehadbeenobligedtogotobed。Soonafter,M。deLasticleftus,anddroppingherassumedmelancholyshemademe,withtheutmostgrace,athousandcompliments,whichcompensatedmefortheexpensesofmybreakfastahundredtimesover。
"Thegeneral,"saidshe,"hadtoomuchtodrink;heisanenviousdevil,andhasdiscoveredthatitisnotseemlyofyoutotreatusasifyouwereaprince。Itoldhimthat,onthecontrary,youhadtreatedusasifwewereprinces,waitingonuswithyournapkinonyourarm。Hethereuponfoundfaultwithmefordegradingyou。"
"Whydoyounotsendhimabouthisbusiness?Sorudeafellowisnotworthyofservingsofamousabeauty。"
"It’stoolate。Awomanwhomyoudon’tknowwouldgetpossessionofhim。Ishouldbeobligedtoconcealmyfeelings,andthatwouldvexme。"
"Iunderstand——Iunderstand。WouldthatIwereagreatprince!Inthemeantime,letmetellyouthatmysicknessisgreaterthanKettler’s。"
"Youarejoking,Ihope。"
"Nay,notatall;Iamspeakingseriously,forthekissesIwassohappytosnatchfromyouattheballhaveinflamedmyblood,andifyouhavenotenoughkindnesstocuremeintheonlypossiblewayI
shallleaveColognewithalife—longgrief。"
"Putoffyourdeparture:whyshouldyoudesiretogotoStuttgartsoearnestly?Ithinkofyou,believeme,andIdonotwishtodeceiveyou;butitishardtofindanopportunity。"
"Ifyouhadnotthegeneral’scarriagewaitingforyouto—night,andIhadmine,Icouldtakeyouhomewithperfectpropriety。"
"Hush!Asyouhavenotyourcarriage,itismyparttotakeyouhome。Itisasplendididea,thatwemustsocontriveitthatitmaynotseemtobeaconcertedplan。Youmustgivemeyourarmtomycarriage,andIshallthenaskyouwhereyourcarriageis;youwillanswerthatyouhavenotgotone。Ishallaskyoutocomeintomine,andIwilldropyouatyourhotel。Itwillonlygiveusacoupleofminutes,butthatissomethingtillwearemorefortunate。"
Irepliedtoheronlybyalookwhichexpressedtheintoxicationofmyspiritsattheprospectofsogreatbliss。
Althoughtheplaywasquiteashortone,itseemedtometolastforever。Atlastthecurtainfell,andwewentdownstairs。Whenwegottotheporticosheaskedmethequestionswehadagreedupon,andwhenItoldherIhadnotgotacarriage,shesaid,"Iamgoingtothegeneral’stoaskafterhishealth;ifitwillnottakeyoutoomuchoutofyourway,Icanleaveyouatyourlodgingaswecomeback。"
Itwasagrandidea。Weshouldpasstheentirelengthoftheill—
pavedtowntwice,andthuswesecuredalittlemoretime。