"Theonlywaytoblindajealoushusband,"saidhe,"istomakehimyourfriend,forfriendshipwillrarelyadmitjealousy。"
  Thenextdayatdinner,attheambassador’s,Madamegavemeathousandproofsofgratefulfriendship,whichmyheartinterpretedaspledgesoflove。Thehusbandandwifepromisedtopaymeathreedays’visitinthefollowingweekatmycountryhouse。
  Theykepttheirwordwithoutgivingmeanyfurtherwarning,butIwasnottakenbysurpriseasIhadmadeallpreparationsfortheirreception。
  Myheartleaptwithjoyonseeingmycharmergettingdownfromthecarriage,butmyjoywasnotunalloyed,asthehusbandtoldmethattheymustabsolutelyreturnonthefourthday,andthewifeinsistedonthehorriblewidowbeingpresentatallourconversation。
  ItookmygueststothesuiteofroomsIhadpreparedforthem,andwhichIjudgedmostsuitableformydesigns。Itwasonthegroundfloor,oppositetomyroom。Thebedroomhadarecesswithtwobeds,separatedbyapartitionthroughwhichonepassedbyadoor。Ihadthekeytoallthedoors,andthemaidwouldsleepinaclosetbeyondtheante—chamber。
  Inobediencetomydivinity’scommandswewentandcalledonthewidow,whogaveusacordialwelcome;butunderthepretextofleavingusinfreedomrefusedtobeofourcompanyduringthethreedays。However,shegaveinwhenItoldherthatouragreementwasonlyinforcewhenIwasalone。
  MydearDubois,withherknowledgeoftherulesofsociety,didnotneedahinttohavehersupperinherroom,andwehadanexquisitemealasIhadgivenordersthatthefareshouldbeofthebest。
  AftersupperItookmygueststotheirapartment,andfeltobligedtodothesamebythewidow。Shewantedmetoassistathertoilet,butIexcusedmyselfwithabow。Shesaid,maliciously,thatafterallthepainsIhadtakenIdeservedtobesuccessful。Igavehernoanswer。
  Nextmorning,aswewerewalkinginthegarden,IwarnedmycharmerthatIhadallthekeysofthehouse,andthatIcouldintroducemyselfintoherroomatanymoment。
  "Iamwaiting,"saidshe,"formyhusband’sembraces,whichhehasprefacedwithcaresses,asisusualwithhim。Wemustthereforewaittillthenightafternext,whichwilltakeawayallrisk,asIhaveneverknownhimtoembracemefortwonightsinsuccession。"
  AboutnoonwehadavisitfromM。deChavigni,whocametoaskfordinner,andmadeagreatto—dowhenheheardthatmyhousekeeperdinedinherroom。Theladiessaidhewasquiteright,soweallwentandmadehersitdownattablewithus。Shemusthavebeenflattered,andtheincidentevidentlyincreasedhergoodhumour,assheamusedusbyherwitandherpiquantstoriesaboutLadyMontagu。
  WhenwehadrisenfromtableMadamesaidtome,——
  "Youreallymustbeinlovewiththatyoungwoman;sheisravishing。"
  "IfIcouldpasstwohoursinyourcompanyto—night,IwouldprovetoyouthatIamyoursalone。"
  "Itisstilloutofthequestion,asmyhusbandhasascertainedthatthemoonchangesto—day。"
  "Hehastoaskleaveofthemoon,hashe,beforedischargingsosweetaduty?"
  "Exactly。Accordingtohissystemofastrology,itistheonlywaytokeephishealthandtohavethesonthatHeavenwillstogranthim,andindeedwithoutaidfromaboveitishardlylikelythathiswisheswillbeaccomplished。"
  "IhopetobetheinstrumentofHeaven,"saidI,laughing。
  "Ionlyhopeyoumay。"
  ThusIwasobligedtowait。Nextmorning,aswewerewalkinginthegarden,shesaidtome,——
  "Thesacrificetothemoonhasbeenperformed,andtomakesureI
  willcausehimtorenewhiscaressestonightassoonaswegotobed;
  andafterthatheiscertaintosleepsoundly。Youcancomeatanhouraftermidnight;lovewillawaityou。"
  Certainofmybliss,Igavemyselfuptothejoythatsuchacertaintykindlesinafieryheart。Itwastheonlynightremaining,asM。————haddecidedthatonthenextdaytheywouldreturntoSoleure。
  AftersupperItooktheladiestotheirapartments,andonreturningtoldmyhousekeeperthatIhadagooddealofwritingtodo,andthatsheshouldgotobed。
  Justbeforeoneo’clockIleftmyroom,andthenightbeingadarkoneIhadtofeelmywayhalfroundmyhouse,andtomysurprisefoundthedooropen;butIdidnotpayanyattentiontothiscircumstance。Iopenedthedoorofthesecondante—chamber,andthemomentIshutitagainahandseizedmine,whilstanotherclosedmylips。Ionlyheardawhispered"hush!"whichbademesilent。Asofawasathand;wemadeitouraltarofsacrifice,andinamomentIwaswithinthetempleoflove。ItwassummertimeandIhadonlytwohoursbeforeme,soIdidnotloseamoment,andthinkingIheldbetweenmyarmsthewomanIhadsolongsighedforIrenewedagainandagainthepledgesofmyardentlove。InthefulnessofmyblissIthoughthernotawaitingmeinherbedanadmirableidea,asthenoiseofourkissesandthelivelinessofourmotionsmighthaveawakenedthetroublesomehusband。Hertenderecstasiesequalledmine,andincreasedmyblissbymakingmebelieve(oh,fatalerror!)
  thatofallmyconqueststhiswastheoneofwhichIhadmostreasontoboast。
  Tomygreatgrieftheclockwarnedmethatitwastimeformetobegone。Icoveredherwiththetenderestkisses,andreturningtomyroom,inthegreatestgladness,Iresignedmyselftosleep。
  Iwasrousedatnineo’clockbyM。————,whoseemedinahappyframeofmind,andshewedmealetterhehadjustreceived,inwhichhisrelativethankedmeforrestoringhimtohisregiment。Inthisletter,whichwasdictatedbygratitude,hespokeofmeasifIhadbeenadivinity。
  "Iamdelighted,"Isaid,"tohavebeenofservicetoyou。"
  "AndI,"saidhe,"amequallypleasedtoassureyouofmygratitude。
  Comeandbreakfastwithus,mywifeisstillathertoilette。Comealong。"
  Irosehastily,andjustasIwasleavingtheroomIsawthedreadfulwidow,whoseemedfullofglee,andsaid,——
  "Ithankyou,sir;Ithankyouwithallmyheart。Ibegtoleaveyouatlibertyagain;IamgoingbacktoSoleure。"
  "Waitforaquarterofanhour,wearegoingtobreakfastwithMadame。"
  "Ican’tstopamoment,Ihavejustwishedhergoodday,andnowI
  mustbegone。Farewell,andrememberme。"
  "Farewell,madam。"
  ShehadhardlygonebeforeM。————askedmeifthewomanwasbesideherself。
  "Onemightthinkso,certainly,"Ireplied,"forshehasreceivednothingbutpolitenessatmyhands,andIthinkshemighthavewaitedtogobackwithyouintheevening。"
  Wewenttobreakfastandtodiscussthisabruptleave—taking,andafterwardswetookaturninthegardenwherewefoundMadameDubois。
  M。————tookpossessionofher;andasIthoughthiswifelookingratherdowncastIaskedherifshehadnotsleptwell。
  "Ididnotgotosleeptillfouro’clockthismorning,"shereplied,"aftervainlysittingupinbedwaitingforyoutillthattime。Whatunforeseenaccidentpreventedyourcoming?"
  Icouldnotanswerherquestion。Iwaspetrified。Ilookedatherfixedlywithoutreplying;Icouldnotshakeoffmyastonishment。AtlastadreadfulsuspicioncameintomyheadthatIhadheldwithinmyarmsfortwohoursthehorriblemonsterwhomIhadfoolishlyreceivedinmyhouse。Iwasseizedwithaterribletremor,whichobligedmetogoandtakeshelterbehindthearbourandhidemyemotion。IfeltasthoughIshouldswoonaway。IshouldcertainlyhavefallenifI
  hadnotrestedmyheadagainstatree。
  Myfirstideahadbeenafearfulthought,whichIhastenedtorepel,thatMadame,havingenjoyedme,wishedtodenyallknowledgeofthefact——adevicewhichisinthepowerofanywomanwhogivesupherpersoninthedarktoadopt,asitisimpossibletoconvictheroflying。However,IknewthedivinecreatureIhadthoughtIpossessedtoowelltobelievehercapableofsuchbasedeceit。Ifeltthatshewouldhavebeenlackingindelicacy,ifshehadsaidshehadwaitedformeinvainbywayofajest;asinsuchacaseasthistheleastdoubtisadegradation。Iwasforced,then,totheconclusionthatshehadbeensupplantedbytheinfernalwidow。Howhadshemanagedit?Howhadsheascertainedourarrangements?Icouldnotimagine,andIbewilderedmyselfwithpainfulsurmises。Reasononlycomestotheaidofthemindwhentheconfusionproducedbypainfulthoughtshasalmostvanished。Iconcluded,then,thatIhadspenttwohourswiththisabominablemonster;andwhatincreasedmyanguish,andmademeloatheanddespisemyselfstillmore,wasthatI
  couldnothelpconfessingthatIhadbeenperfectlyhappy。Itwasanunpardonablemistake,asthetwowomendifferedasmuchaswhitedoesfromblack,andthoughthedarknessforbademyseeing,andthesilencemyhearing,mysenseoftouchshouldhaveenlightenedme——
  afterthefirstset—to,atallevents,butmyimaginationwasinastateofecstasy。Icursedlove,mynature,andabovealltheinconceivableweaknesswhichhadallowedmetoreceiveintomyhousetheserpentthathaddeprivedmeofanangel,andmademehatemyselfatthethoughtofhavingdefiledmyselfwithher。Iresolvedtodie,afterhavingtorntopieceswithmyownhandsthemonsterwhohadmademesounhappy。
  WhileIwasstrengtheningmyselfinthisresolutionM。————cameuptomeandaskedmekindlyifIwereill;hewasalarmedtoseemepaleandcoveredwithdropsofsweat。"Mywife,"saidtheworthyman,"isuneasyaboutyou,andsentmetolookafteryou。"ItoldhimI
  hadtoleaveheronaccountofasuddendizziness,butthatIbegantofeelbetter。"Letusrejoinher。"MadameDuboisbroughtmeaflaskofstrongwaters,sayingpleasantlythatshewassureitwasonlythesuddendepartureofthewidowthathadputmeout。
  Wecontinuedourwalk,andwhenwewerefarenoughfromthehusband,whowaswithmyhousekeeper,IsaidIhadbeenovercomebywhatshehadsaid,butthatithaddoubtlessbeenspokenjestingly。
  "Iwasnotjestingatall,"saidshe,withasigh,"tellmewhatpreventedyourcoming。"
  AgainIwasstruckdumb。Icouldnotmakeupmymindtotellherthestory,andIdidnotknowwhattosaytojustifymyself。Iwassilentandconfusedwhenmyhousekeeper’slittleservantcameupandgavemealetterwhichthewretchedwidowhadsentherbyanexpress。
  Shehadopenedit,andfoundanenclosureaddressedtomeinside。I
  putitinmypocket,sayingIwouldreaditatmyleisure。OnMadamesayinginjokethatitwasalove—letter,Icouldnotlaugh,andmadenoanswer。Theservantcametotellusthatdinnerwasserved,butI
  couldtouchnothing。Myabstinencewasputdowntomybeingunwell。
  Ilongedtoreadtheletter,butIwishedtobealonetodoso,andthatwasadifficultmattertocontrive。
  Wishingtoavoidthegameofpiquetwhichformedourusualafternoon’samusement,Itookacupofcoffee,andsaidthatI
  thoughtthefreshairwoulddomegood。Madamesecondedme,andguessingwhatIwantedsheaskedmetowalkupanddownwithherinashelteredalleyinthegarden。Iofferedhermyarm,herhusbandofferedhistomyhousekeeper,andwewentout。
  Assoonasmymistresssawthatwewerefreefromobservation,shespokeasfollows,——
  "Iamsurethatyouspentthenightwiththatmaliciouswoman,andI
  amafraidofbeingcompromisedinconsequence。Tellmeeverything;
  confideinmewithoutreserve;’tismyfirstintrigue,andifitistoserveasalessonyoushouldconcealnothingfromme。Iamsureyoulovedmeonce,tellmethatyouhavenotbecomemyenemy。"
  "Goodheavens!whatareyousaying?Iyourenemy!"
  "Thentellmeall,andbeforeyoureadthatwretchedcreature’sletter。Iadjureyouinthenameoflovetohidenothingfromme。"
  "Well,divinecreature,Iwilldoasyoubidme。Icametoyourapartmentatoneo’clock,andassoonasIwasinthesecondante—
  chamber,Iwastakenbythearm,andahandwasplaceduponmylipstoimposesilence;IthoughtIheldyouinmyarms,andIlaidyougentlyonthesofa。YoumustrememberthatIfeltabsolutelycertainitwasyou;indeed,Icanscarcelydoubtitevennow。Ithenpassedwithyou,withoutawordbeingspoken,twoofthemostdelicioushoursIhaveeverexperienced。Cursedhours!ofwhichtheremembrancewilltormentmefortheremainderofmydays。Ileftyouataquarterpastthree。Therestisknowntoyou。"
  "Whocanhavetoldthemonsterthatyouweregoingtovisitmeatthathour?"
  "Ican’tmakeout,andthatperplexesme。"
  "YoumustconfessthatIamthemosttobepitiedofusthree,andperhaps,alas!theonlyonewhomayhaveajusttitletothename’wretched。’"
  "Ifyouloveme,inthenameofHeavendonotsaythat;Ihaveresolvedtostabher,andtokillmyselfafterhavinginflictedonherthatpunishmentshesowelldeserves。"
  "Haveyouconsideredthatthepublicityofsuchanactionwouldrendermethemostunfortunateofwomen?Letusbemoremoderate,sweetheart;youarenottoblameforwhathashappened,andifpossibleIloveyouallthemore。Givemethelettershehaswrittentoyou。Iwillgoawayfromyoutoreadit,andyoucanreaditafterwards,asifwewereseenreadingittogetherweshouldhavetoexplainmatters。"
  "Hereitis。"
  Ithenrejoinedherhusband,whommyhousekeeperwassendingintofitsoflaughter。TheconversationIhadjusthadhadcalmedmealittle,andthetrustfulwayinwhichshehadaskedfortheletterhaddonemegood。Iwasinafevertoknowthecontents,andyetI
  dreadedtoreadit,asitcouldonlyincreasemyrageandIwasafraidoftheresults。
  Madamerejoinedus,andafterwehadseparatedagainshegavemetheletter,tellingmetokeepittillIwasalone。Sheaskedmetogivehermywordofhonourtodonothingwithoutconsultingher,andtocommunicateallmydesignstoherbymeansofhernurse。
  "Weneednotfeartheharpysayinganythingaboutit,"sheremarked,"asshewouldfirsthavetoproclaimherownprostitution,andasforus,concealmentisthebestplan。AndIwouldhaveyounotethatthehorriblecreaturegivesyouapieceofadviceyouwoulddowelltofollow。"
  Whatcompletelytoremyheartasunderduringthisinterviewwastoseegreattears——tearsofloveandgrief——fallingfromherbeautifuleyes;thoughtomoderatemyanguishsheforcedasmile。Iknewtoowelltheimportancesheattachedtoherfairfamenottoguessthatshewastormentedwiththeideathattheterriblewidowknewoftheunderstandingbetweenus,andthethoughtaddedfreshpoignancytomysorrow。
  Thisamiablepairleftmeatsevenintheevening,andIthankedthehusbandinsuchamannerthathecouldnotdoubtmysincerity,and,intruth,IsaidnomorethanIfelt。Thereisnoreasonwhytheloveonefeelsforawomanshouldhinderonefrombeingthetruefriendofherhusband——ifshehaveahusband。Thecontraryviewisahatefulprejudice,repugnantbothtonatureandtophilosophy。AfterIhadembracedhimIwasabouttokissthehandofhischarmingwife,buthebeggedmetoembracehertoo,whichIdidrespectfullybutfeelingly。
  Iwasimpatienttoreadtheterribleletter,andassoonastheyweregoneIshutmyselfupinmyroomtopreventanyinterruptions。Theepistlewasasfollows:
  "Ileaveyourhouse,sir,wellenoughpleased,notthatIhavespentacoupleofhourswithyou,foryouarenobetterthananyotherman,butthatIhaverevengedmyselfonthemanyopenmarksofcontemptyouhavegivenme;foryourprivatescornIcarelittle,andI
  willinglyforgiveyou。Ihaveavengedmyselfbyunmaskingyourdesignsandthehypocrisyofyourprettyprude,whowillnolongerbeabletotreatmewiththatirritatingairofsuperioritywhichshe,affectingavirtuewhichshedoesnotpossess,hasdisplayedtowardsme。Ihaveavengedmyselfinthefactthatshemusthavebeenwaitingforyouallthenight,andIwouldhavegivenworldstohaveheardtheamusingconversationyoumusthavehadwhenshefoundoutthatIhadtakenforvengeance’ssake,andnotforlove,theenjoymentwhichwasmeantforher。Ihaveavengedmyselfbecauseyoucannolongerpretendtothinkheramarvelofbeauty,ashavingmistakenmeforher,thedifferencebetweenusmustneedsbeslight;
  butIhavedoneyouaservice,too,asthethoughtofwhathashappenedshouldcureyouofyourpassion。Youwillnolongeradoreherbeforeallotherwomenwhoarejustasgoodasshe。ThusIhavedisabusedyou,andyououghttofeelgratefultome;butIdispenseyoufromallgratitude,anddonotcareifyouchoosetohateme,providedyourhatredleavesmeinpeace;butifIfindyourconductobjectionableinthefuture,IwarnyouthatIwilltellall,sinceI
  donotcareformyownfameasIamawidowandmistressofmyownactions。Ineednoman’sfavour,andcarenotwhatmenmaysayofme。Yourmistress,ontheotherhand,isinquiteadifferentposition。
  "AndhereIwillgiveyouapieceofadvice,whichshouldconvinceyouofmygenerosity。ForthelasttenyearsIhavebeentroubledwithalittleailmentwhichhasresistedallattemptsattreatment。
  Youexertedyourselftosuchanextenttoprovehowwellyoulovedmethatyoumusthavecaughtthecomplaint。Iadviseyou,then,toputyourselfundertreatmentatoncetoweakentheforceofthevirus;
  butabovealldonotcommunicateittoyourmistress,whomightchancetohanditontoherhusbandandpossiblytoothers,whichwouldmakeawretchedwomanofher,tomygriefandsorrow,sinceshehasneverdonemeanyharm。Ifeltcertainthatyoutwowoulddeceivetheworthyhusband,andIwishedtohaveproof;thusImadeyoutakemein,andthepositionoftheapartmentyougavethemwasenoughtoremovealldoubts;stillIwantedtohaveproofpositive。
  Ihadnoneedofanyhelptoarriveatmyends,andIfounditapleasantjoketokeepyouinthedark。Afterpassingtwonightsonthesofaallfornothing,Iresolvedonpassingthethirdnightthere,andmyperseverancewascrownedwithsuccess。Noonesawme,andmymaidevenisignorantofmynocturnalwanderings,thoughinanycasesheisaccustomedtoobservesilence。Youare,then,atperfectlibertytoburythestoryinoblivion,andIadviseyoutodoso。
  "Ifyouwantadoctor,tellhimtokeephiscounsel,forpeopleatSoleureknowofmylittleindisposition,andtheymightsayyoucaughtitfromme,andthiswoulddousbothharm。"
  HerimpudencestruckmesogiganticinitsdimensionsthatIalmostlaughed。IwasperfectlyawarethatafterthewayIhadtreatedhershemusthateme,butIshouldnothavethoughtshewouldhavecarriedherperversehatredsofar。Shehadcommunicatedtomeaninfectiousdisease,thoughIdidnotsofarfeelanysymptoms;
  however,theywouldnodoubtappear,andIsadlythoughtIshouldhavetogoawaytobecured,toavoidthegossipofmaliciouswits。
  Igavemyselfuptoreflection,andaftertwohours’thoughtIwiselyresolvedtoholdmytongue,buttoberevengedwhentheopportunitypresenteditself。
  Ihadeatennothingatdinner,andneededagoodsuppertomakemesleep。Isatdowntotablewithmyhousekeeper,but,likeamanashamedofhimself,Idarednotlookherintheface。
  CHAPTERXVI
  ContinuationofthePrecedingChapter——ILeaveSoleureWhentheservantshadgoneawayandleftusalone,itwouldhavelookedstrangeifwehadremainedasdumbastwoposts;butinmystateofmindIdidnotfeelmyselfcapableofbreakingthesilence。
  MydearDubois,whobegantolovemebecauseImadeherhappy,feltmymelancholyreactonherself,andtriedtomakemetalk。
  "Yoursadness,"saidshe,"isnotlikeyou;itfrightensme。Youmayconsoleyourselfbytellingmeofyourtroubles,butdonotimaginethatmycuriosityspringsfromanyunworthymotive,Ionlywanttobeofservicetoyou。Youmayrelyonmybeingperfectlydiscreet;andtoencourageyoutospeakfreely,andtogiveyouthattrustinmewhichIthinkIdeserve,IwilltellyouwhatIknowandwhatIhavelearntaboutyourself。Myknowledgehasnotbeenobtainedbyanyunworthystratagems,orbyacuriosityinaffairswhichdonotconcernme。"
  "Iampleasedwithwhatyousay,mydearhousekeeper。Iseeyouaremyfriend,andIamgratefultoyou。Tellmeallyouknowaboutthematterwhichisnowtroublingme,andconcealnothing。"
  "Verygood。YouaretheloverandthebelovedofMadame————。Thewidowwhomyouhavetreatedbadlyhasplayedyousometrickwhichhasinvolvedyouwithyourmistress,andthenthewretchedwomanhas477
  leftyourhousewiththemostunpardonablerudenessthistorturesyou。Youfearsomedisastrousconsequencesfromwhichyoucannotescape,yourheartandmindareatwar,andthereisastruggleinyourbreastbetweenpassionandsentiment。PerhapsIamwrong,butyesterdayyouseemedtomehappyandto—daymiserable。Ipityyou,becauseyouhaveinspiredmewiththetenderestfeelingsoffriendship。Ididmybestto—daytoconversewiththehusbandthatyoumightbefreetotalktothewife,whoseemstomewellworthyofyourlove。"
  "Allthatyouhavesaidistrue。Yourfriendshipisdeartome,andIhaveahighopinionofyourintellectualpowers。Thewidowisamonsterwhohasmademewretchedinreturnformycontempt,andI
  cannotrevengemyselfonher。Honourwillnotallowmetotellyouanymore,andindeeditwouldbeimpossibleforyouoranyoneelsetoalleviatethegriefthatoverwhelmsme。Itmaypossiblybemydeath,butinthemeantime,mydearDubois,Ientreatyoutocontinueyourfriendshiptowardsme,andtotreatmewithentirecandour。Ishallalwaysattendtowhatyousay,andthusyouwillbeofthegreatestservicetome。Ishallnotbeungrateful。"
  IspentawearynightasIhadexpected,foranger,themotherofvengeance,alwaysmademesleepless,whilesuddenhappinesshadsometimesthesameeffect。
  IrangforLeDucearlyinthemorning,but,insteadofhim,MadameDubois’suglylittleattendantcame,andtoldmethatmymanwasill,andthatthehousekeeperwouldbringmemychocolate。Shecameindirectlyafter,andIhadnosoonerswallowedthechocolatethanI
  wasseizedwithaviolentattackofsickness,theeffectofanger,whichatitsheightmaykillthemanwhocannotsatisfyit。Myconcentratedragecalledforvengeanceonthedreadfulwidow,thechocolatecameonthetopoftheanger,andifithadnotbeenrejectedIshouldhavebeenkilled;asitwasIwasquiteexhausted。
  LookingatmyhousekeeperIsawshewasintears,andaskedherwhyshewept。
  "Goodheavens!DoyouthinkIhaveaheartofstone?"
  "Calmyourself;Iseeyoupityme。Leaveme,andIhopeIshallbeabletogetsomesleep。"
  Iwenttosleepsoonafter,andIdidnotwaketillIhadsleptforsevenhours。Ifeltrestoredtolife。Irangthebell,myhousekeepercamein,andtoldmethesurgeonoftheplacehadcalled。
  Shelookedverymelancholy,butonseeingmymorecheerfulaspectI
  sawgladnessreappearingonherprettyface。
  "Wewilldinetogether,dearest,"saidI,"buttellthesurgeontocomein。Iwanttoknowwhathehastosaytome。"
  Theworthymanentered,andafterlookingcarefullyroundtheroomtoseethatwewerealone,hecameuptome,andwhisperedinmyearthatLeDuchadamaladyofashamefulcharacter。
  Iburstoutlaughing,asIhadbeenexpectingsometerriblenews。
  "Mydeardoctor,"saidI,"doallyoucantocurehim,andIwillpayyouhandsomely,butnexttimedon’tlooksodolefulwhenyouhaveanythingtotellme。Howoldareyou?"
  "Nearlyeighty。"
  "MayGodhelpyou!"
  IwasallthemorereadytosympathizewithmypoorSpaniard,asI
  expectedtofindmyselfinalikecase。
  Whatafellow—feelingthereisbetweentheunfortunate!Thepoormanwillseekinvainfortruecompassionattherichman’sdoors;whathereceivesisasacrificetoostentationandnottruebenevolence;
  andthemaninsorrowshouldnotlookforpityfromonetowhomsorrowisunknown,iftherebesuchapersonontheearth。
  Myhousekeepercameintodressme,andaskedmewhathadbeenthedoctor’sbusiness。
  "Hemusthavesaidsomethingamusingtomakeyoulaugh。"
  "Yes,andIshouldliketotellyouwhatitwas;butbeforeIdosoI
  mustaskyouifyouknowwhatthevenerealdiseaseis?"
  "Yes,Ido;LadyMontagu’sfootmandiedofitwhileIwaswithher"
  "Verygood,butyoushouldpretendnottoknowwhatitis,andimitateotherladieswhoassumeanignorancewhichwellbecomesthem。
  PoorLeDuchasgotthisdisease。"
  "Poorfellow,Iamsorryforhim!Wereyoulaughingatthat?"
  "No;itwastheairofmysteryassumedbytheolddoctorwhichamusedme。"
  "Itoohaveaconfidencetomake,andwhenyouhaveheardityoumusteitherforgivemeorsendmeawaydirectly。"
  "Hereisanotherbother。Whatthedevilcanyouhavedone?Quick!
  tellme。"
  "Sir,Ihaverobbedyou!"
  "Whatrobbedme?When?How?Canyoureturnmewhatyouhavetaken?Ishouldnothavethoughtyoucapableofsuchathing。I
  neverforgivearobberoraliar。"
  "Youaretoohasty,sir。Iamsureyouwillforgiveme,asIrobbedyouonlyhalfanhourago,andIamnowgoingtoreturntoyouthetheft。"
  "Youareasingularwoman,mydear。Come,Iwillvouchsafefullforgiveness,butrestoreimmediatelywhatyouhavetaken。"
  "ThisiswhatIstole。"
  "What!thatmonster’sletter?Didyoureadit?"
  "Yes,ofcourse,forotherwiseIshouldnothavecommittedatheft,shouldI?"
  "Youhaverobbedmemysecret,then,andthatisathingyoucannotgivemeback。Youhavedoneverywrong。"
  "IconfessIhave。MytheftisallthegreaterinthatIcannotmakerestoration。Nevertheless,Ipromisenevertospeakawordofitallmylife,andthatoughttogainmemypardon。Giveitmequickly。"
  "Youarealittlewitch。Iforgiveyou,andhereisthepledgeofmymercy。"SosayingIfastenedmylipsonhers。
  "Idon’tdoubtthevalidityofyourpardon;youhavesignedwithadoubleandatripleseal。"
  "Yes;butforthefuturedonotread,orsomuchastouch,anyofmypapers,asIamthedepositaryofsecretsofwhichIamnotfreetodispose。"
  "Verygood;butwhatshallIdowhenIfindpapersontheground,asthatletterwas?"
  "Youmustpickthemup,butnotreadthem。"
  "Ipromisetodoso。"
  "Verywell,mydear;butyoumustforgetthehorrorsyouhaveread。"
  "Listentome。AllowmetorememberwhatIhaveread;perhapsyoumaybethegainer。Letustalkoverthisaffair,whichhasmademyhairstandonend。Thismonsterofimmodestyhasgivenyoutwomortalblows——oneinthebodyandoneinthesoul;butthatisnottheworst,asshethinksthatMadame’shonourisinherkeeping。
  This,inmythinking,istheworstofall;for,inspiteoftheaffront,yourmutuallovemightcontinue,andthediseasewhichtheinfamouscreaturehascommunicatedtoyouwouldpassoff;butifthemaliciouswomancarriesoutherthreats,thehonourofyourcharmingmistressisgonebeyondreturn。Donottrytomakemeforgetthematter,then,butletustalkitoverandseewhatcanbedone。"
  IthoughtIwasdreamingwhenIheardayoungwomaninherpositionreasoningwithmoreacutenessthanMinervadisplaysinhercolloquieswithTelemachus。Shehadcapturednotonlymyesteembutmyrespect。
  "Yes,mydear,"Ianswered,"letusthinkoversomeplanfordeliveringawomanwhodeservestherespectofallgoodmenfromthisimminentdanger;andtheverythoughtthatwehavesomechanceofsuccessmakesmeindebtedtoyou。Letusthinkofitandtalkofitfromnoontonight。ThinkkindlyofMadame————,pardonherfirstslip,protectherhonour,andhavepityonmydistress。Fromhenceforthcallmenomoreyourmasterbutyourfriend。Iwillbeyourfriendtilldeath;Iswearittoyou。Whatyousayisfullofwisdom;myheartisyours。Embraceme。"
  "No,no,thatisnotnecessary;weareyoungpeople,andwemightperhapsallowourselvestogoastray。Ionlywishforyourfriendship;butIdonotwantyoutogiveittomefornothing。I
  wishtodeserveitbygivingyousolidproofsofmyfriendshipforyou。InthemeanwhileIwilltellthemtoservedinner,andIhopethatafteryouhaveeatensomethingyouwillbequitewell。"
  Iwasastonishedathersagacity。Itmightallbecalculatedartifice,andheraimmightbetoseduceme,butIdidnottroublemyselfaboutthat。Ifoundmyselfalmostinlovewithher,andliketobethedupeofherprinciples,whichwouldhavemadethemselvesfelt,evenifshehadopenlysharedmylove。IdecidedthatIwouldaddnofueltomyflames,andfeltcertainthattheywouldgooutoftheirownaccord。Byleavingmylovethusdesolateitwoulddieofexhaustion。Iarguedlikeafool。Iforgotthatitisnotpossibletostopatfriendshipwithaprettywomanwhomoneseesconstantly,andespeciallywhenonesuspectsherofbeinginloveherself。Atitsheightfriendshipbecomeslove,andthepalliativeoneisforcedtoapplytosootheitforamomentonlyincreasesitsintensity。
  SuchwastheexperienceofAnacreonwithSmerdis,andCleobuluswithBadyllus。APlatonistwhopretendsthatoneisabletolivewithayoungwomanofwhomoneisfond,withoutbecomingmorethanherfriend,isavisionarywhoknowsnotwhathesays。Myhousekeeperwastooyoung,toopretty,andabovealltoopleasant,shehadtookeenawit,formenottobecaptivatedbyallthesequalitiesconjoined;Iwasboundtobecomeherlover。
  Wedinedquietlytogetherwithoutsayinganythingabouttheaffairwehadatheart,fornothingismoreimprudentormoredangerousthantospeakinthepresenceofservants,whooutofmaliciousnessorignoranceputtheworstconstructiononwhattheyhear;addordiminish,andthinkthemselvesprivilegedtodivulgetheirmaster’ssecrets,especiallyastheyknowthemwithouthavingbeenentrustedwiththem。
  Assoonaswewerealone,mydearDuboisaskedmeifIhadsufficientproofofLeDuc’sfidelity。
  "Well,mydear,heisarascalandaprofligate,fullofimpudence,sharp—witted,ignorant,afearfulliar,andnobodybutmyselfhasanypoweroverhim。However,hehasonegoodquality,andthatisblindobediencetomyorders。Hedefiesthestick,andhewoulddefythegallowsifitwerefarenoughoff。WhenIhavetofordariveronmytravels,hestripsoffhisclotheswithoutmytellinghim,andjumpsintoseeifIcanacrossinsafety。"
  "Thatwilldo;heisjustwhatwewantunderthecircumstances。I
  willbeginbyassuringyou,mydearfriend,asyouwillhavemestyleyouthus,thatMadame’shonourisperfectlysafe。Followmyadvice,andifthedetestablewidowdoesnottakecareshewillbetheonlypersonputtoshame。ButwewantLeDuc;withouthimwecandonothing。Aboveallwemustfindouthowhecontractedhisdisease,asseveralcircumstancesmightthrowobstaclesinthewayofmydesign。Gotohimatonceandfindoutallparticulars,andifhehastoldanyoftheservantswhatisthematterwithhim。Whenyouhaveheardwhathehastosay,warnhimtokeepthematterquiet。"
  Imadenoobjection,andwithoutendeavouringtopenetrateherdesignIwenttoLeDuc。Ifoundhimlyingonhisbedbyhimself。Isatdownbesidehimwithasmileonmyface,andpromisedtohavehimcuredifhewouldtellmeallthecircumstancesofthecase。
  "Withallmyheart,sir,thematterhappenedlikethis。ThedayyousentmetoSoleuretogetyourletters,Igotdownataroadsidedairytogetaglassofmilk。Itwasservedtomebyayoungwenchwhocaughtmyfancy,andIgaveherahug;sheraisednoobjection,andinaquarterofanhourshemademewhatyousee。"
  "Haveyoutoldanyoneaboutit?"
  "Itookgoodcarenottodoso,asIshouldonlyhavegotlaughedat。
  Thedoctoristheonlyonewhoknowswhatisthematter,andhetellsmetheswellingwillbegonedownbeforetomorrow,andIhopeIshallbeablebythattimetowaituponyou。"
  "Verygood,butremembertokeepyourowncounsel。"
  IproceededtoinformmyMinervaofourconversation,andshesaid,——
  "Tellmewhetherthewidowcouldtakeheroaththatshehadspentthetwohoursonthesofawithyou。"
  "No,forshedidn’tseeme,andIdidnotsayaword。"
  "Verygood;thensitdownatyourdeskandwrite,andtellhersheisaliar,asyoudidnotleaveyourroomatall,andthatyouaremakingthenecessaryenquiriesinyourhouseholdtofindoutwhoisthewretchedpersonshehasunwittinglycontaminated。Writeatonceandsendoffyourletterdirectly。Inanhourandahalf’stimeyoucanwriteanotherletter;orratheryoucancopywhatIamjustgoingtoputdown。"
  "Mydear,Iseeyourplan;itisaningeniousone,butIhavegivenmywordofhonourtoMadametotakenostepsinthematterwithoutfirstconsultingher。"
  "Thenyourwordofhonourmustgivewaytothenecessityofsavingherhonour。Yourloveretardsyoursteps,buteverythingdependsonourpromptitude,andontheintervalbetweenthefirstandsecondletter。Followmyadvice,Ibegofyou,andyouwillknowtherestfromtheletterIamgoingtowriteforyoutocopy。QuickIwriteletternumberone。"
  Ididnotallowmyselftoreflect。Iwaspersuadedthatnobetterplancouldbefoundthanthatofmycharminggoverness,andI
  proceededtowritethefollowinglove—lettertotheimpudentmonster:
  "Theimpudenceofyourletterisinperfectaccordwiththethreenightsyouspentindiscoveringafactwhichhasnoexistencesaveinyourownperverseimagination。Know,cursedwoman,thatIneverleftmyroom,andthatIhavenottodeploretheshameofhavingpassedtwohourswithabeingsuchasyou。Godknowswithwhomyoudidpassthem,butImeantofindoutifthewholestoryisnotthecreationofyourdevilishbrain,andwhenIdosoIwillinformyou。
  "YoumaythankHeaventhatIdidnotopenyourlettertillafterM。
  andMadamehadgone。Ireceiveditintheirpresence,butdespisingthehandthatwroteitIputitinmypocket,littlecaringwhatinfamousstuffitcontained。IfIhadbeencuriousenoughtoreaditandmyguestshadseenit,IwouldhaveyouknowthatIwouldhavegoneinpursuitofyou,andatthismomentyouwouldhavebeenacorpse。Iamquitewell,andhavenosymptomsofanycomplaint,butIshallnotlowermyselftoconvinceyouofmyhealth,asyoureyeswouldcarrycontagionaswellasyourwretchedcarcase。"
  IshewedthelettertomydearDubois,whothoughtitratherstronglyexpressed,butapprovedofitonthewhole;Ithensentittothehorriblebeingwhohadcausedmesuchunhappiness。AnhourandahalfafterwardsIsentherthefollowingletter,whichIcopiedwithoutadditionorsubtraction:
  "AquarterofanhourafterIhadsentoffmyletter,thevillagedoctorcametotellmethatmymanhadneedofhistreatmentforadiseaseofashamefulnaturewhichhehadcontractedquiterecently。
  Itoldhimtotakecareofhispatient;andwhenhehadgoneIwenttoseetheinvalid,whoconfessed,aftersomepressure,thathehadreceivedthisprettypresentfromyou。Iaskedhimhowhehadcontrivedtoobtainaccesstoyou,andhesaidthathesawyougoingbyyourselfinthedarkintotheapartmentofM。————。KnowingthatIhadgonetobed,andhavingnofurtherservicestorenderme,curiositymadehimgoandseewhatyouweredoingtherebystealth,asifyouhadwantedtoseethelady,whowouldbeinbedbythattime,youwouldnothavegonebythedoorleadingtothegarden。Heatfirstthoughtthatyouwenttherewithill—intent,andhewaitedanhourtoseeifyoustoleanything,inwhichcasehewouldhavearrestedyou;butasyoudidnotcomeout,andheheardnonoise,heresolvedtogoinafteryou,andfoundyouhadleftthedooropen。
  Hehasassuredmethathehadnointentionsinthewayofcarnalenjoyment,andIcanwellbelievehim。Hetellsmehewasonthepointofcryingforhelp,whenyoutookholdofhimandputyourhandoverhismouth;buthechangedhisplansonfindinghimselfdrawngentlytoacouchandcoveredwithkisses。Youplainlytookhimforsomebodyelse,’and,’saidhe,’Ididheraservicewhichshehasdoneilltorecompenseinthisfashion。’Heleftyouwithoutsayingawordassoonasthedaybegantodawn,hismotivebeingfearofrecognition。Itiseasytoseethatyoutookmyservantformyself,forinthenight,youknow,allcatsaregrey,andIcongratulateyouonobtaininganenjoymentyoucertainlywouldnothavehadfromme,asIshouldmostsurelyhaverecognizedyoudirectlyfromyourbreathandyouragedcharms,andIcantellyouitwouldhavegonehardwithyou。Luckilyforyouandforme,thingshappenedotherwise。Imaytellyouthatthepoorfellowisfurious,andintendsmakingyouavisit,fromwhichcourseIbelieveIhavenorighttodissuadehim。
  Iadviseyoutohearhimpolitely,andtobeinagenerousmoodwhenhecomes,asheisadeterminedfellowlikeallSpaniards,andifyoudonottreathimproperlyhewillpublishthematter,andyouwillhavetotaketheconsequences。Hewilltellyouhimselfwhathistermsare,andIdaresayyouwillbewiseenoughtograntthem。"
  AnhourafterIhadsentoffthisepistleIreceivedareplytomyfirstletter。Shetoldmethatmydevicewasaningeniousone,butthatitwasnogood,assheknewwhatshewastalkingabout。ShedefiedmetoshewherthatIwashealthyinthecourseofafewdays。
  Whilewewereatsupper,mydearDuboistriedherutmosttocheermeup,butalltonopurpose;Iwastoomuchundertheinfluenceofstrongemotiontoyieldtoherhighspirits。Wediscussedthethirdstep,whichwouldputanapextotheschemeandcovertheimpudentwomanwithshame。AsIhadwrittenthetwolettersaccordingtomyhousekeeper’sinstructions,Ideterminedtofollowheradvicetotheend。ShetoldmewhattosaytoLeDucinthemorning;andshewascurioustoknowwhatsortofstuffhewasmadeof,shebeggedmetoletherlistenbehindthecurtainsofmybed。
  NextmorningLeDuecamein,andIaskedifhecouldrideonhorsebacktoSoleure。
  "Yes,sir,"hereplied,"butthedoctortellsmeImustbegintobatheto—morrow。"
  "Verygood。Assoonasyourhorseisready,setoutandgotoMadameF————,butdonotletherknowyoucomefromme,orsuspectthatyouareamereemissaryofmine。Saythatyouwanttospeaktoher。Ifsherefusestoreceiveyou,waitoutsideinthestreet;butIfancyshewillreceiveyou,andwithoutawitnesseither。Thensaytoher,’Youhavegivenmemycomplaintwithouthavingbeenasked,andI
  requireyoutogivemesufficientmoneytogetmyselfcured。’Addthatshemadeyouworkfortwohoursinthedark,andthatifithadnotbeenforthefatalpresentshehadgiventoyou,youwouldhavesaidnothingaboutit;butthatfindingyourselfinsuchastate(youneedn’tbeashamedtoshewher)sheoughtnottobeastonishedatyourtakingsuchacourse。Ifsheresists,threatenherwiththelaw。That’sallyouhavetodo,butdon’tletmynameappear。
  Returndirectlywithoutlossoftime,thatImayknowhowyouhavegoton。"
  "That’sallveryfine,sir,butifthisjollywenchhasmepitchedoutofwindow,Ishan’tcomehomequitesospeedily。"
  "Quiteso,butyouneedn’tbeafraid;Iwillanswerforyoursafety。"
  "It’saqueerbusinessyouaresendingmeon。"
  "YouaretheonlymanIwouldtrusttodoitproperly。"
  "Iwilldoitallright,butIwanttoaskyouoneortwoessentialquestions。Hastheladyreallygotthewhatd’youcallit?"
  "Shehas。"
  "Iamsorryforher。ButhowamItosticktoitthatshehaspepperedme,whenIhaveneverspokentoher?"
  "Doyouusuallycatchthatcomplaintbyspeaking,booby?"
  "No,butonespeaksinordertocatchit,orwhileoneiscatchingit。"
  "Youspenttwohoursinthedarkwithherwithoutawordbeingspoken,andshewillseethatshegavethisfinepresenttoyouwhileshethoughtshewasgivingittoanother。"
  "Ah!Ibegintoseemyway,sir。Butifwewereinthedark,howwasItoknowitwassheIhadtodowith?
  "Thus:yousawhergoinginbythegardendoor,andyoumarkedherunobserved。Butyoumaybesureshewon’taskyouanyofthesequestions。"
  "Iknowwhattodonow。Iwillstartatonce,andIamascuriousasyoutoknowwhatheranswerwillbe。Buthere’sanotherquestioncomesintomyhead。ShemaytrytostrikeabargainoverthesumI
  amtoaskformycure;ifso,shallIbecontentwiththreehundredfrancs?"
  "That’stoomuchforher,takehalf。"
  "Butitisn’tmuchfortwohoursofsuchpleasureforherandsixweeksofsuchpainforme。"
  "Iwillmakeuptheresttoyou。"
  "That’sgoodhearing。Sheisgoingtopayfordamageshehasdone。
  IfancyIseeitall,butIshallsaynothing。Iwouldbetitisyoutowhomshehasmadethisfinepresent,andthatyouwanttopayherout。"
  "Perhapsso;butkeepyourowncounselandsetout。"
  "DoyouknowIthinktherascalisunique,"saidmydearDubois,emergingfromherhiding—place,"Ihadhardworktokeepfromlaughingwhenhesaidthatifhewerepitchedoutofthewindowhewouldnotcomebacksosoon。Iamsurehewillacquithimselfbetterthaneverdiddiplomatist。WhenhegetstoSoleurethemonsterwillhavealreadydispatchedherreplytoyoursecondletter。Iamcurioustoseehowitwillturnout。"
  "Toyou,mydear,thehonourofthiscomedybelongs。Youhaveconductedthisintriguelikeapastmasterinthecraft。Itcouldneverbetakenfortheworkofanovice。"
  "Nevertheless,itismyfirstandIhopeitwillbemylastintrigue"
  "Ihopeshewon’tdefymeto’giveevidenceofmyhealth。"
  "Youarequitewellsofar,Ithink?"
  "Yes;and,bytheway,itispossibleshemayonlyhaveleucorrhoea。
  Iamlongingtoseetheendofthepiece,andtosetmymindatrest。"
  "WillyougiveMadameanaccountofourscheme?"
  "Yes;butIshallnotbeabletogiveyouthecredityoudeserve。"
  "Ionlywanttohavecreditinyoureyes。"
  "YoucannotdoubtthatIhonouryouimmensely,andIshallcertainlynotdepriveyouoftherewardthatisyourdue。"
  "TheonlyrewardIaskforisforyoutobeperfectlyopenwithme。"
  "Youareverywonderful。Whydoyouinterestyourselfsomuchinmyaffairs?Idon’tliketothinkyouarereallyinquisitive。"
  "YouwouldbewrongtothinkthatIhaveadefectwhichwouldlowermeinmyowneyes。Besure,sir,thatIshallonlybecuriouswhenyouaresad。"
  "Butwhatcanhavemadeyoufeelsogenerouslytowardsme?"
  "Onlyyourhonourableconducttowardsme。"
  "Youtouchmeprofoundly,andIpromisetoconfideinyouforthefuture。"
  "Youwillmakemehappy。"
  LeDuchadscarcelygoneanhourwhenamessengeronfootcametobringmeasecondletterfromthewidow。Healsogavemeasmallpacket,tellingmethathehadorderstowaitforareply。Isenthimdowntowait,andIgavethelettertoMadameDubois,thatshemightseewhatitcontained。WhileshewasreadingitIleantuponthewindow,myheartbeatingviolently。
  "Everythingisgettingonfamously,"criedmyhousekeeper。"Hereistheletter;readit。"
  "WhetherIambeingtoldthetruth,orwhetherIamthevictimofamytharisingfromyourfertileimagination(forwhichyouaretoowellknownalloverEurope),Iwillregardthewholestoryasbeingtrue,asIamnotinapositiontodisproveit。Iamdeeplygrievedtohaveinjuredaninnocentmanwhohasneverdonemeanyill,andI
  willwillinglypaythepenaltybygivinghimasumwhichwillbemorethansufficienttocurehimoftheplaguewithwhichIinfectedhim。
  Ibegthatyouwillgivehimthetwenty—fivelouisIamsendingyou;
  theywillservetorestorehimtohealth,andtomakehimforgetthebitternessofthepleasureIamsosorrytohaveprocuredforhim。
  Andnowareyousufficientlygeneroustoemployyourauthorityasmastertoenjoinonyourmanthemostabsolutesecrecy?Ihopeso,foryouhavereasontodreadmyvengeanceotherwise。Considerthat,ifthisaffairisallowedtotranspire,itwillbeeasyformetogiveitaturnwhichmaybefarfrompleasanttoyou,andwhichwillforcetheworthymanyouaredeceivingtoopenhiseyes;forIhavenotchangedmyopinion,asIhavetoomanyproofsofyourunderstandingwithhiswife。AsIdonotdesirethatweshouldmeetagain,IshallgotoLucerneonthepretextoffamilyconcerns。Letmeknowthatyouhavegotthisletter。"
  "Iamsorry,"Isaid,"tohavesentLeDuc,astheharpyisviolent,andIamafraidofsomethinghappeningtohim。"
  "Don’tbeafraid,"shereplied,"nothingwillhappen,anditisbetterthattheyshouldseeeachother;itmakesitmorecertain。
  Sendherthemoneydirectly;shewillhavetogiveittohimherself,andyourvengeancewillbecomplete。Shewillnotbeabletoentertaintheslightestsuspicion,especiallyifLeDucshewsherherwork,andintwoorthreehoursyouwillhavethepleasureofhearingeverythingfromhislips。Youhavereasontoblessyourstars,asthehonourofthewomanyouloveissafe。Theonlythingthatcantroubleyouistheremembranceofthewidow’sfoulembraces,andthecertaintythattheprostitutehascommunicatedhercomplainttoyou。
  Nevertheless,Ihopeitmayproveaslightattackandbeeasilycured。Aninveterateleucorrhoeaisnotexactlyavenerealdisease,andIhaveheardpeopleinLondonsaythatitwasrarelycontagious。
  WeoughttobeverythankfulthatsheisgoingtoLucerne。Laughandbethankful;thereiscertainlyacomictouchinourdrama。"
  "Unfortunately,itistragi—comic。Iknowthehumanheart,andIamsurethatImusthaveforfeitedMadame’saffections。"
  "Itistruethat————;butthisisnotthetimetobethinkingofsuchmatters。Quick!writetoherbrieflyandreturnherthetwenty—fiveLouis。"
  Myreplywasasfollows:
  "Yourunworthysuspicions,yourabominabledesignofrevenge,andtheimpudentletteryouwroteme,aretheonlycausesofyournodoubtbitterrepentance。Ihopethatitwillrestorepeacetoyourconscience。Ourmessengershavecrossed,throughnofaultofmine。
  Isendyouthetwenty—fiveLouis;youcangivethemtothemanyourself。Icouldnotpreventmyservantfrompayingyouavisit,butthistimeyouwillnotkeephimtwohours,andyouwillnotfinditdifficulttoappeasehisanger。Iwishyouagoodjourney,andI
  shallcertainlyfleealloccasionsofmeetingyou,forIalwaysavoidthehorrible;andyoumustknow,odiouswoman,thatitisn’teverybodywhoendeavourstoruinthereputationoftheirfriends。
  IfyouseetheapostolicnuncioatLucerne,askhimaboutme,andhewilltellyouwhatsortofareputationIhaveinEurope。IcanassureyouthatLeDuchasonlyspokentomeofhismisadventure,andthatifyoutreathimwellhewillbediscreet,ashecertainlyhasnothingtoboastof。Farewell。"
  MydearMinervaapprovedofthisletter,andIsentitwiththemoneybythemessenger。
  "Thepieceisnotyetdone,"saidmyhousekeeper,"wehavethreescenesmore:"
  "Whatarethey?"
  "ThereturnofyourSpaniard,theappearanceofthedisease,andtheastonishmentofMadamewhenshehearsitall。"
  IcountedthemomentsforLeDuctoreturn,butinvain;hedidnotappear。Iwasinastateofgreatanxiety,althoughmydearDuboiskepttellingmethattheonlyreasonhewasawaysolongwasthatthewidowwasout。Somepeoplearesohappilyconstitutedthattheyneveradmitthepossibilityofmisfortune。Iwaslikethatmyselftilltheageofthirty,whenIwasputundertheLeads。NowIamgettingintomydotageandlookonthedarksideofeverything。Iaminvitedtoawedding,andseenoughtbutgloom;andwitnessingthecoronationofLeopold,atPrague,Isaytomyself,’Nolocoronari’。
  Cursedoldage,thouartonlyworthyofdwellinginhell,asothersbeforemehavethoughtalso,’tristisquesenectus’。
  Abouthalf—pastninemyhousekeeperlookedout,andsawLeDucbythemoonlightcomingalongatagoodpace。Thatnewsrevivedme。Ihadnolightintheroom,andmyhousekeeperrantohideintherecess,forshewouldnothavemissedawordoftheSpaniard’scommunication。
  "Iamdyingofhunger,"saidhe,ashecamein。"Ihadtowaitforthatwomantillhalf—pastsix。Whenshecameinshefoundmeonthestairsandtoldmetogoaboutmybusiness,asshehadnothingtosaytome。
  "’Thatmaybe,fairlady,’Ireplied;’butIhaveafewwordstosaytoyou,andIhavebeenwaitinghereforacursedtimewiththatintent。’
  "’Waitaminute,’shereplied;andthenputtingintoherpocketapacketandaletterwhichIthoughtwasaddressedinyourwriting,shetoldmetofollowher。AssoonasIgottoherroom,Isawtherewasnooneelsepresent,andItoldherthatshehadinfectedme,andthatIwantedthewherewithaltopaythedoctor。AsshesaidnothingIproceededtoconvinceherofmyinfectedstate,butsheturnedawayherhead,andsaid,——
  "’Haveyoubeenwaitingformelong?
  "’Sinceeleven,withouthavinghadabiteorasup。’
  "Thereuponshewentout,andafteraskingtheservant,whomIsupposeshehadsenthere,whattimehehadcomeback,shereturnedtome,shutthedoor,andgavemethepacket,tellingmethatitcontainedtwenty—fiveLouisformycure,andthatifIvaluedmylifeIwouldkeepsilenceinthematter。Ipromisedtobediscreet,andwiththatIlefthere,andhereIam。
  "Doesthepacketbelongtome?"
  "Certainly。Havesomesupperandgotobed。"
  MydearDuboiscameoutofherrecessandembracedme,andwespentahappyevening。NextmorningInoticedthefirstsymptomsofthediseasethehatefulwidowhadcommunicatedtome,butinthreeorfourdaysIfounditwasofaveryharmlesscharacter,andaweeklaterIwasquiteridofit。MypoorSpaniard,ontheotherhand,wasinapitiablecase。
  IpassedthewholeofthenextmorninginwritingtoMadame。ItoldhercircumstantiallyallIhaddone,inspiteofmypromisetoconsulther,andIsenthercopiesofalltheletterstoconvinceherthatourenemyhadgonetoLucernewiththeideathathervengeancehadbeenonlyanimaginaryone。ThusIshewedherthatherhonourwasperfectlysafe。IendedbytellingherthatIhadnoticedthefirstsymptomsofthedisease,butthatIwascertainofgettingridofitinaveryfewdays。Isentmyletterthroughhernurse,andintwodays’timeIhadafewlinesfromherinformingmethatIshouldseeherinthecourseoftheweekincompanywithherhusbandandM。deChavigni。
  UnhappyI!Iwasobligedtorenounceallthoughtsoflove,butmyDubois,whowaswithmenearlyalldayonaccountofLeDuc’sillness,begantostandmeingoodstead。ThemoreIdeterminedtobeonlyafriendtoher,themoreIwastakenwithher;anditwasinvainthatItoldmyselfthatfromseeingherwithoutanylove—makingmysentimentforherwoulddieanaturaldeath。Ihadmadeherapresentofaring,tellingherthatwhenevershewantedtogetridofitIwouldgiveherahundredlouisforit;butthiscouldonlyhappenintimeofneed——animpossiblecontingencywhileshecontinuedwithme,andIhadnoideaofsendingheraway。Shewasnaturalandsincere,endowedwithareadywitandgoodreasoningpowers。Shehadneverbeeninlove,andshehadonlymarriedtopleaseLadyMontagu。
  Sheonlywrotetohermother,andtopleaseherIreadtheletters。
  Theywerefulloffilialpiety,andwereadmirablywritten。
  Onedaythefancytookmetoasktoreadthelettershermotherwroteinreply。"Sheneverreplies,"saidshe,"Foranexcellentreason,namely,thatshecannotwrite。IthoughtshewasdeadwhenIcamebackfromEngland,anditwasahappysurprisetofindherinperfecthealthwhenIgottoLausanne。"
  "WhocamewithyoufromEngland?"
  "Nobody。"
  "Ican’tcreditthat。Young,beautiful,welldressed,obligedtoassociatecasuallywithallkindsofpeople,youngmenandprofligates(fortherearesucheverywhere),howdidyoumanagetodefendyourself?"
  "Defendmyself?Ineverneededtodoso。Thebestplanforayoungwomanisnevertostareatanyman,topretendnottohearcertainquestionsandcertainlynottoanswerthem,tosleepbyherselfinaroomwherethereisalockandkey,orwiththelandladywhenpossible。Whenagirlhastravellingadventures,onemaysafelysaythatshehascourtedthem,foritiseasytobediscreetinallcountriesifonewishes。"
  Shespokejustly。Sheassuredmethatshehadneverhadanadventureandhadnevertripped,asshewasfortunateenoughnottobeofanamorousdisposition。Hernaivestories,herfreedomfromprudery,andhersalliesfullofwitandgoodsense,amusedmefrommorningtillnight,andwesometimesthouedeachother;thiswasgoingratherfar,andshouldhaveshewnusthatwewereonthebrinkoftheprecipice。ShetalkedwithmuchadmirationofthecharmsofMadame,andshewedtheliveliestinterestinmystoriesofamorousadventure。
  WhenIgotonriskyground,IwouldmakeasifIwouldfainspareherallunseemlydetails,butshebeggedmesogracefullytohidenothing,thatIfoundmyselfobligedtosatisfyher;butwhenmydescriptionsbecamesofaithfulasalmosttosetusonfire,shewouldburstintoalaugh,putherhandovermymouth,andflylikeahuntedgazelletoherroom,andthenlockherselfin。OnedayI
  askedherwhyshedidso,andsheanswered,"TohinderyoufromcomingtoaskmeforwhatIcouldnotrefuseyouatsuchmoments。"
  ThedaybeforethatonwhichM。andMadameandM。deChavignicametodinewithme,sheaskedmeifIhadhadanyamorousadventuresinHolland。ItoldheraboutEsther,andwhenIcametothemoleandmyinspectionofit,mycharmingcuriosityrantostopmymouth,hersidesshakingwithlaughter。Iheldhergentlytome,andcouldnothelpseekingwhethershehadamoleinthesameplace,towhichsheopposedbutafeebleresistance。Iwaspreventedbymyunfortunateconditionfromimmolatingthevictimonthealtaroflove,soweconfinedourselvestoamake—believecombatwhichonlylastedaminute;however,oureyestookinit,andourexcitedfeelingswerebynomeansappeased。Whenwehaddoneshesaid,laughing,butyetdiscreetly,——
  "Mydearfriend,weareinlovewithoneanother;andifwedonottakecareweshallnotlongbecontentwiththistrifling。"
  Sighingasshespoke,shewishedmegoodnightandwenttobedwithheruglylittlemaid。Thiswasthefirsttimewehadallowedourselvestobeovercomebytheviolenceofourpassion,butthefirststepwastaken。AsIretiredtorestIfeltthatIwasinlove,andforesawthatIshouldsoonbeundertheruleofmycharminghousekeeper。
  M。andMadame——andM。Chavignigaveusanagreeablesurprise,thenextday,bycomingtodinewithus,andwepassedthetimetilldinnerbywalkinginthegarden。MydearDuboisdidthehonoursofthetable,andIwasgladtoseethatmytwomaleguestsweredelightedwithher,fortheydidnotleaveherforamomentduringtheafternoon,andIwasthusenabledtotellmycharmerallIhadwrittentoher。NeverthelessItookcarenottosayawordaboutthesharemyhousekeeperhadhadinthematter,formymistresswouldhavebeenmortifiedatthethoughtthatherweaknesswasknowntoher。
  "Iwasdelightedtoreadyourletters,"saidshe,"andtohearthatthatvillainouswomancannolongerflatterherselfuponhavingspenttwohourswithyou。Buttellme,howcanyouhaveactuallyspentthemwithherwithoutnoticing,inspiteofthedark,thedifferencebetweenherandme?Sheismuchshorter,muchthinner,andtenyearsolder。Besides,herbreathisdisagreeable,andIthinkyouknowthatIhavenotthatdefect。Certainly,youcouldnotseeherhair,butyoucouldtouch,andyetyounoticednothing!Icanscarcelybelieveit!"
  "Unhappily,itisonlytootrue。Iwasinebriatedwithlove,andthinkingonlyofyou,Isawnothingbutyou。"
  "Iunderstandhowstrongtheimaginationwouldbeatfirst,butthiselementshouldhavebeenmuchdiminishedafterthefirstorsecondassault;and,aboveall,becauseshediffersfrommeinamatterwhichIcannotconcealandshecannotsupply。"
  "Youareright——aburstofVenus!WhenIthinkthatIonlytouchedtwodanglingflabbybreasts,IfeelasifIdidnotdeservetolive!"
  "Andyoufeltthem,andtheydidnotdisgustyou!"
  "CouldIbedisgusted,couldIevenreflect,whenIfeltcertainthatIheldyouinmyarms,youforwhomIwouldgivemylife。No,aroughskin,astinkingbreath,andafortificationcarriedwithfartoomuchease;nothingcouldmoderatemyamorousfury。"
  "WhatdoIhear?Accursedanduncleanwoman,nestofimpurities!
  Andcouldyouforgivemeallthesedefects?"
  "Irepeat,theideathatIpossessedyoudeprivedmeofmythinkingfaculties;allseemedtomedivine。"
  "Youshouldhavetreatedmelikeacommonprostitute,youshouldevenhavebeatenmeonfindingmesuchasyoudescribe。"
  "Ah!nowyouareunjust"
  "Thatmaybe;Iamsoenragedagainstthatmonsterthatmyangerdeprivesmeofreason。Butnowthatshethinksthatshehadtodowithaservant,andafterthedegradingvisitshehashadsheoughttodieofrageandshame。Whatastonishesmeisherbelievingit,forheisshorterthanyoubyfourinches。Andhowcansheimaginethataservantwoulddoitaswellasyou?It’snotlikely。Iamsuresheisinlovewithhimnow。Twenty—fivelouis!Hewouldhavebeencontentwithten。Whatagoodthingthatthepoorfellow’sillnesshappenedsoconveniently。ButIsupposeyouhadtotellhimall?"
  "Notatall。Igavehimtounderstandthatshehadmadeanappointmentwithmeinthatroom,andthatIhadreallyspenttwohourswithher,notspeakingforfearofbeingheard。Then,thinkingovertheordersIgavehim,hecametotheconclusionthatonfindingmyselfdiseasedafterwardsIwasdisgusted,andbeingabletodisavowmypresenceIhaddonesoforthesakeofrevenge。"
  "That’sadmirable,andtheimpudenceoftheSpaniardpassesallbelief。Butherimpudenceisthemostastonishingthingofall。Butsupposingherillnesshadbeenameretricktofrightenyou,whatarisktherascalwouldhaverun!"
  "Iwasafraidofthat,asIhadnosymptomsofdiseasewhatever。"
  "Butnowyoureallyhaveit,andallthroughmyfault。Iamindespair。"