Thesyndichadtoldmethatthethreeyoungladiesbelongedtorespectablefamilies,butwerenotrich。IpuzzledmyheadtothinkofsomeusefulpresentImightmakethemwithoutoffendingthem,andatlastIhitonaplanofthemostridiculousnature,asthereaderwillsee。Iwenttoajewellerandtoldhimtomakemethreegoldenballs,eachoftwoouncesinweight。
  AtnoonIwenttoM。deVoltaire’s。Hewasnottobeseen,butMadameDenisconsoledmeforhisabsence。Shehadwit,learningwithoutpretension,taste,andagreathatredfortheKingofPrussia,whomshecalledavillain。Sheaskedaboutmybeautifulhousekeeper,andcongratulatedmeonhavingmarriedhertoarespectableman。AlthoughIfeelnowthatshewasquiteright,Iwasfarfromthinkingsothen;theimpressionwastoofreshonmymind。
  MadameDenisbeggedmetotellherhowIhadescapedfromTheLeads,butasthestorywasratheralongoneIpromisedtosatisfyheranothertime。
  M。deVoltairedidnotdinewithus;heappeared,however,atfiveo’clock,holdingaletterinhishand。
  "Doyouknow,"saidhe,"theMarquisAlbergatiCapacelli,senatorofBologna,andCountParadisi?"
  "IdonotknowParadisi,butIknowAlbergatibysightandbyreputation;heisnotasenator,butoneoftheForty,whoatBolognaareFifty。"
  "Dearme!Thatseemsratherariddle!"
  "Doyouknowhim?"
  "No,buthehassentmeGoldoni’s’Theatre,’thetranslationofmyTancred,andsomeBolognasausages,andhesayshewillcomeandseeme。"
  "Hewillnotcome;heisnotsuchafool。"
  "Howafool?Wouldtherebeanythingfoolishincomingtoseeme?"
  "Certainlynot,asfarasyouareconcerned;butverymuchsofarhisownsake。"
  "Wouldyoumindtellingmewhy?"
  "Heknowswhathewouldlose;forheenjoystheideayouseemtohaveofhim,andifhecameyouwouldseehisnothingness,andgood—byetotheillusion。Heisaworthymanwithsixthousandsequinsayear,andacrazeforthetheatre。Heisagoodactorenough,andhaswrittenseveralcomediesinprose,buttheyarefitneitherforthestudynorthestage。"
  "Youcertainlygivehimacoatwhichdoesnotmakehimlookanybigger。"
  "Iassureyouitisnotquitesmallenough。"
  "ButtellmehowhecanbelongtotheFortyandtheFifty?"
  "JustasatBalenoonisateleven。"
  "Iunderstand;justasyourCouncilofTeniscomposedofseventeenmembers。"
  "Exactly;butthecursedFortyofBolognaaremenofanotherkind。"
  "Whycursed?"
  "Becausetheyarenotsubjecttothefisc,andarethusenabledtocommitwhatevercrimestheylikewithperfectimpunity;alltheyhavegottodoistoliveoutsidethestatebordersontheirrevenues。"
  "Thatisablessing,andnotacurse;butletmereturntooursubject。IsupposetheMarquisAlbergatiisamanofletters?"
  "Hewriteswellenough,butheisfondofthesoundofhisownvoice,hisstyleisprolix,andIdon’tthinkhehasmuchbrains。"
  "Heisanactor,Ithinkyousaid?"
  "Yes,andaverygoodone,aboveall,whenheplaysthelover’spartinoneofhisownplays。"
  "Isheahandsomeman?"
  "Yes,onthestage,butnotelsewhere;hisfacelacksexpression。"
  "Buthisplaysgivesatisfaction?"
  "Nottopersonswhounderstandplaywriting;theywouldbehissediftheywereintelligible。"
  "AndwhatdoyouthinkofGoldoni?"
  "Ihavethehighestopinionofhim。GoldoniistheItalianMoliere。"
  "WhydoeshecallhimselfpoettotheDukeofParma?"
  "Nodoubttoprovethatawitaswellasafoolhashisweakpoints;
  inallprobabilitythedukeknowsnothingaboutit。Healsocallshimselfabarrister,thoughheissuchonlyinhisownimagination。
  Goldoniisagoodplaywriter,andnothingmore。EverybodyinVeniceknowsmeforhisfriend,andIcanthereforespeakofhimwithauthority。Hedoesnotshineinsociety,andinspiteofthefinesatireofhisworksheisamanofanextremelygentledisposition。"
  "SoIhavebeentold。Heispoor,andwantstoleaveVenice。Themanagersofthetheatreswheretheyplayhispieceswillnotlikethat。"
  "Peopletalkedaboutgettinghimapension,buttheprojecthasbeenrelegatedtotheGreekKalends,astheysaidthatifhehadapensionhewouldwritenomore。"
  "CumaerefusedtogiveapensiontoHomer,forfearthatalltheblindmenwouldaskforapension。"
  Wespentapleasantday,andhethankedmeheartilyforthecopyoftheMacaronicon,whichhepromisedtoread。HeintroducedmetoaJesuithehadinhishousehold,whowascalledAdam,andheadded,aftertellingmehisname,"notthefirstAdam。"IwastoldafterwardsthatVoltaireusedtoplaybackgammonwithhim,andwhenhelosthewouldthrowthediceandtheboxathishead。IfJesuitsweretreatedlikethatalltheworldover,perhapsweshouldhavenonebutinoffensiveJesuitsatlast,butthathappytimeisstillfaroff。
  IhadscarcelygottomyinnintheeveningwhenIreceivedmythreegoldenballs,andassoonasthesyndiccamewesetofftorenewourvoluptuousorgy。Onthewayhetalkedaboutmodesty,andsaid,——
  "Thatfeelingwhichpreventsourshewingthosepartswhichwehavebeentaughttocoverfromourchildhood,mayoftenproceedfromvirtue,butisweakerthantheforceofeducation,asitcannotresistanattackwhentheattackingpartyknowswhatheisabout。
  Ithinktheeasiestwaytovanquishmodestyistoignoreitspresence,toturnitintoridicule,tocarryitbystorm。Victoryiscertain。Thehardihoodoftheassailersubduestheassailed,whousuallyonlywishestobeconquered,andnearlyalwaysthanksyouforyourvictory。
  "ClementofAlexandria,alearnedmanandaphilosopher,hasremarkedthatthemodestywhichappearssodeeplyrootedinwomen’sheartsreallygoesnofartherthantheclothestheywear,andthatwhenthesearepluckedoffnotraceofitremains。"
  Wefoundthethreegirlslightlycladandsittingonalargesopha,andwesatdownoppositetothem。Pleasanttalkandathousandamorouskissesoccupiedthehalfhourjustbeforesupper,andourcombatdidnotbegintillwehadeatenadeliciousrepast,washeddownwithplentyofchampagne。
  Weweresureofnotbeinginterruptedbythemaidandweputourselvesatourease,whilstourcaressesbecamemorelivelyandardent。Thesyndic,likeacarefulman,drewapacketoffineFrenchlettersfromhispocket,anddeliveredalongeulogiumonthisadmirablepreservativefromanaccidentwhichmightgiverisetoaterribleandfruitlessrepentance。Theladiesknewthem,andseemedtohavenoobjectiontotheprecaution;theylaughedheartilytoseetheshapethesearticlestookwhentheywereblownout。Butaftertheyhadamusedthemselvesthusforsometime,Isaid,"Mydeargirls,Icaremoreforyourhonourthanyourbeauty;butdonotthinkIamgoingtoshutmyselfinapieceofdeadskintoprovethatIamalive。Here,"Iadded,drawingoutthethreegoldenballs,"isasurerandlessdisagreeablewayofsecuringyoufromanyunpleasantconsequences。Afterfifteenyears’experienceIcanassureyouthatwiththesegoldenballsyoucangiveandtakewithoutrunningtheleastrisk。Forthefutureyouwillhavenoneedofthosehumiliatingsheaths。TrustinmeandacceptthislittlepresentfromaVenetianwhoadoresyou。"
  "Weareverygrateful,"saidtheelderofthetwosisters,"buthowaretheseprettyballsused?"
  "Theballhastobeattherearofthetempleoflove,whilsttheamorouscoupleareperformingthesacrifice。Theantipathycommunicatedtothemetalbyitsbeingsoakedforacertaintimeinanalkalinesolutionpreventsimpregnation。"
  "But,"saidthecousin,"onemusttakegreatcarethattheballisnotshakenoutbythemotionbeforetheendofthesacrifice。"
  "Youneedn’tbeafraidofthatifyouplaceyourselfinaproperposition。"
  "Letusseehowit’sdone,"saidthesyndic,holdingacandleformetoputtheballinplace。
  Thecharmingcousinhadgonetoofartoturnback;shehadtosubmittotheoperation。IplacedtheballinsuchapositionthatitcouldnotfalloutbeforeIwasin;however,itfellouttowardstheend,justaswewereseparating。ThevictimperceivedthatIhadtakenherin。However,shesaidnothing,pickeduptheball,andchallengedthetwosisterstosubmittothepleasantexperiment,towhichtheylentthemselveswiththegreatestinterest;whilethesyndic,whohadnofaithinthevirtuesofthemetal,contentedhimselfwithlookingon。Afterhalfanhour’srestIbeganagain,withoutballs,assuringthemthatIwouldbecareful,andIkeptmyword,withoutdeprivingthemofthepleasureintheslightestdegree。
  Whenitwastimetopart,thesegirls,whohadformerlybeenscantilyprovidedfor,threwtheirarmsroundmyneck,overwhelmedmewithcaresses,anddeclaredhowmuchtheyowedme。ThesyndictoldthemthatIwasgoingintwodays,andsuggestedthattheyshouldmakemestayadaylongerinGeneva,andImadethissacrificejoyfully。Theworthysyndichadanengagementonthefollowingday,andIsorelyneededaholidaymyself。Hetookmebacktomyinn,thankingmealmostasheartilyashischarmingnymphs。
  Afterhavingenjoyedacalmandrefreshingsleeptenhours,IfeltmyselfabletoenjoythedelightfulsocietyofM。deVoltaire。I
  wenttohishouse,butIwasdisappointedinmyhopes,asitpleasedthegreatmantobeinafault—findingandsarcasticmoodthewholeday。HeknewIhadtoleaveonthemorrow。
  HebeganbythankingmeattableformypresentofMerlinCoccaeus。
  "Youcertainlygaveitmewithgoodintentions,"saidhe,"butIoweyounothanksforpraisingitsohighly,asyoumademelosefourhoursinreadingnonsense。"
  Ifeltmyhairstandonend,butImasteredmyemotions,andtoldhimquietlyenoughthatoneday,perhaps,hewouldfindhimselfobligedtopraisethepoemmorehighlythanIhaddone。Iquotedseveralinstancesoftheinsufficiencyofafirstperusal。
  "That’strue,"saidhe;"butasforyourMerlin,Iwillreadhimnomore。IhaveputhimbesideChapelain’s’Pucelle’。"
  "Whichpleasesallthecritics,inspiteofitsbadversification,foritisagoodpoem,andChapelainwasarealpoetthoughhewrotebadverses。Icannotoverlookhisgenius。"
  Myfreedommusthaveshockedhim,andImighthaveguesseditwhenhetoldmehehadputthe’Macaronicon’besidethe’Pucelle’。Iknewthattherewasapoemofthesametitleincirculation,whichpassedforVoltaire’s;butIalsoknewthathedisavowedit,andIthoughtthatwouldmakehimconcealthevexationmyexplanationmusthavecausedhim。Itwasnotso,however;hecontradictedmesharply,andIclosedwithhim。
  "Chapelain,"saidI,"hasthemeritofhavingrenderedhissubject—matterpleasant,withoutpanderingtothetastesofhisreadersbysayingthingsshockingtomodestyandpiety。SothinksmymasterCrebillon:"
  "Crebillon!Youciteaweightyauthority。ButhowismyfriendCrebillonyourmaster,mayIask?"
  "HetaughtmetospeakFrenchinlessthantwoyears,andasamarkofmygratitudeItranslatedhisRadamisteintoItalianAlexandrines。
  IamthefirstItalianwhohasdaredtousethismetreinourlanguage。"
  "Thefirst?Ibegyourpardon,asthathonourbelongstomyfriendPierreJacquesMartelli。"
  "Iamsorrytobeobligedtotellyouthatyouaremakingamistake。"
  "Why,Ihavehisworks,printedatBologna,inmyroom!"
  "Idon’tdenythat,IamonlytalkingaboutthemetreusedbyMartelli。Whatyouarethinkingofmustbeversesoffourteensyllables;withoutalternativemasculineandfemininerhymes。
  However,IconfessthathethinkshehasimitatedtheFrenchAlexandrines,andhisprefacemademeexplodewithlaughter。Didyoureadit?"
  "Readit?Ialwaysreadprefaces,andMartelliprovestherethathisverseshavethesameeffectinItalianasourAlexandrineverseshaveinFrench。"
  "Exactly,that’swhat’ssoamusing。Theworthymanisquitemistaken,andIonlyaskyoutolistentowhatIhavetosayonthesubject。Yourmasculineversehasonlytwelvepoeticsyllables,andthefemininethirteen。AllMartelli’slineshavefourteensyllables,exceptthosethatfinishwithalongvowel,whichattheendofalinealwayscountsastwosyllables。YouwillobservethatthefirsthemistitchinMartellialwaysconsistsofsevensyllables,whileinFrenchitonlyhassix。YourfriendPierreJacqueswaseitherstonedeaforveryhardofhearing。"
  "Thenyouhavefollowedourtheoryofversificationrigorously。"
  "Justso,inspiteofthedifficulty,asnearlyallourwordsendwithashortsyllable。"
  "Whatreceptionhasbeenaccordedtoyourinnovation?"
  "Ithasnotbeenfoundpleasing,becausenobodyknowshowtorecitemyverses;butIhopetotriumphwhenIdeliverthemmyselfbeforeourliteraryclubs。"
  "DoyourememberanyofyourversionoftheRadamiste?"
  "Irememberitall。"
  "Youhaveawonderfulmemory;Ishouldbegladtohearit。"
  IbegantorecitethesamescenethatIhadrecitedtoCrebillontenyearsbefore,andIthoughtM。deVoltairelistenedwithpleasure。
  "Itdoesn’tstrikeoneasatallharsh,"saidhe。
  Thiswasthehighestpraisehewouldgiveme。InhisturnthegreatmanrecitedapassagefromTancredwhichhadnotasyetbeenpublished,andwhichwasafterwardsconsidered,andrightly,asamasterpiece。
  Weshouldhavegotonverywellifwehadkepttothat,butonmyquotingalineofHoracetopraiseoneofhispieces,hesaidthatHoracewasagreatmasterwhohadgivenpreceptswhichwouldneverbeoutofdate。ThereuponIansweredthathehimselfhadviolatedoneofthem,butthathehadviolateditgrandly。
  "Whichisthat?"
  "Youdonotwrite,’Contentuspaucislectoribus’。"
  "IfHoracehadhadtocombatthehydra—headedmonsterofsuperstition,hewouldhavewrittenasIhavewritten——foralltheworld。"
  "Itseemstomethatyoumightspareyourselfthetroubleofcombatingwhatyouwillneverdestroy。"
  "ThatwhichIcannotfinishotherswill,andIshallalwayshavethegloryofbeingthefirstinthefield。"
  "Verygood;butsupposingyousucceedindestroyingsuperstition,whatareyougoingtoputinitsplace?"
  "Ilikethat。IfIdelivertheraceofmanfromawildbeastwhichisdevouringit,amItobeaskedwhatIintendtoputinitsplace?"
  "Itdoesnotdevourit;onthecontrary,itisnecessarytoitsexistence。"
  "Necessarytoitsexistence!Thatisahorribleblasphemy,thefalsityofwhichwillbeseeninthefuture。Ilovethehumanrace;
  Iwouldfainseemenlikemyself,freeandhappy,andsuperstitionandfreedomcannotgotogether。Wheredoyoufindanenslavedandyetahappypeople?"
  "Youwish,then,toseethepeoplesovereign?"
  "Godforbid!Theremustbeasovereigntogovernthemasses。"
  "Inthatcaseyoumusthavesuperstition,forwithoutitthemasseswillneverobeyameremandeckedwiththenameofmonarch。"
  "Iwillhavenomonarch;thewordexpressesdespotism,whichIhateasIdoslavery。"
  "Whatdoyoumean,then?Ifyouwishtoputthegovernmentinthehandsofoneman,suchaman,Imaintain,willbeamonarch。"
  "Iwouldhaveasovereignrulerofafreepeople,ofwhichheisthechiefbyanagreementwhichbindsthemboth,whichwouldpreventhimfrombecomingatyrant。"
  "Addisonwilltellyouthatsuchasovereignisasheerimpossibility。IagreewithHobbes,oftwoevilschoosetheleast。
  Anationwithoutsuperstitionwouldbeanationofphilosophers,andphilosopherswouldneverobey。Thepeoplewillonlybehappywhentheyarecrushedanddown—trodden,andboundinchains。"
  "Thisishorrible;andyouareofthepeopleyourself。IfyouhavereadmyworksyoumusthaveseenhowIshewthatsuperstitionistheenemyofkings。"
  "Readyourworks?Ihavereadandre—readthem,especiallyinplaceswhereIhavedifferedfromyou。Yourrulingpassionistheloveofhumanity。’Estubipeccas’。Thisblindsyou。Lovehumanity,butloveitasitis。Itisnotfittoreceivetheblessingsyouwouldlavishonit,andwhichwouldonlymakeitmorewretchedandperverse。Leavementheirdevouringmonster,itisdeartothem。
  IhaveneverlaughedsoheartilyasatDonQuixoteassailedbythegalley—slaveswhomhisgenerosityhadsetfree。"
  "Iamsorrythatyouhavesuchabadopinionofyourfellow—
  creatures。Andbytheway,tellmewhetherthereisfreedominVenice。"
  "Asmuchascanbeexpectedunderanaristocracy。OurlibertyisnotsogreatasthatwhichtheEnglishenjoy,butwearecontent。"
  "EvenunderTheLeads?"
  "Myimprisonmentwascertainlydespotic;butasIhadknowinglyabusedmylibertyIamsatisfiedthattheGovernmentwaswithinitsrightsinshuttingmeupwithouttheusualformalities。"
  "Allthesame,youmadeyourescape。"
  "Iusedmyrightsastheyhadusedtheirs。"
  "Verygood!ButasfarasIcansee,nooneinVeniceisreallyfree。"
  "Thatmaybe;butyoumustagreethattheessenceoffreedomconsistsinthinkingyouhaveit。"
  "Ishallnotagreetothatsoeasily。YouandIseelibertyfromverydifferentpointsofview。Thearistocrats,themembersoftheGovernmenteven,arenotfreeatVenice;forexample,theycannottravelwithoutpermission。"
  "True,butthatisarestrictionoftheirownmakingtopreservetheirpower。WouldyousaythataBerneseisnotfree,becauseheissubjecttothesumptuarylaws,whichhehimselfhadmade。"
  "Well,well,Iwishthepeoplemadethelawseverywhere。"
  Afterthislivelyanswer,heabruptlyaskedmewhatpartIcamefrom。
  "FromRoche,"saidI。"IshouldhavebeenverysorrytoleaveSwitzerlandwithoutseeingthefamousHaller。InmytravelsIrenderhomagetomylearnedcontemporaries,andyoucomethelastandbest。"
  "YoumusthavelikedHaller。"
  "Ispentthreeofthehappiestdaysofmylifewithhim。"
  "Icongratulateyou。Heisagreatmanandworthyofallhonour。"
  "Ithinkasyoudo,andIamgladtohearyoudoinghimjustice;Iamsorryhewasnotsojusttowardsyou。"
  "Well,youseewemaybebothofusmistaken。"
  Atthisreply,thequicknessofwhichconstituteditschiefmerit,everybodypresentbegantolaughandapplaud。
  Nomorewassaidofliterature,andIbecameasilentactortillM。deVoltaireretired,whenIapproachedMadameDenis,andaskedherifshehadanycommandsformeatRome。Iwenthomewellpleasedathavingcompelledthegiantofintellecttolistentoreason,asI
  thenthoughtfoolishlyenough;buttherewasaranklingfeelingleftinmyheartagainsthimwhichmademe,tenyearslater,criticiseallhehadwritten。
  Iamsorrynowforhavingdoneso,thoughonreadingmycensuresoveragainIfindthatinmanyplacesIwasright。Ishouldhavedonebetter,however,tohavekeptsilence,tohaverespectedhisgenius,andtohavesuspectedmyownopinions。Ishouldhaveconsideredthatifithadnotbeenforthosequipsandcrankswhichmademehatehimonthethirdday,Ishouldhavethoughthimwhollysublime。Thisthoughtaloneshouldhavesilencedme,butanangrymanalwaysthinkshimselfright。PosterityonreadingmyattackwillrankmeamongtheZoyluses,andthehumbleapologyInowmaketothegreatman’sshadesmaynotberead。
  IfwemeetinthehallsofPluto,themorepeccantpartsofourmortalnaturepurgedaway,allwillbemadeup;hewillreceivemyheartfeltapologies,andhewillbemyfriend,Ihissincereadmirer。
  IspentpartofthenightandthewholeofthefollowingdayinwritingdownmyconversationswithVoltaire,andtheyamountednearlytoavolume,ofwhichIhaveonlygivenamereabridgment。TowardstheeveningmyEpicureansyndiccalledonme,andwewenttosupwiththethreenymphs,andforfivehoursweindulgedineveryspeciesofwantonness,inwhichIhadasomewhatfertileimagination。OnleavingIpromisedtocallonthemagainonmyreturnfromRome,andIkeptmyword。Isetoutthenextday,afterdiningwiththesyndic,whoaccompaniedmeasfarasAnneci,whereIspentthenight。
  NextdayIdinedatAix,withtheintentionoflyingatChamberi,butmydestinyorderedotherwise。
  Aixisavillainousholewherethemineralwatersattractpeopleoffashiontowardstheendofthesummer——acircumstanceofwhichIwasthenignorant。Idinedhastily,wishingtosetoutimmediatelyforChamberi,wheninthemiddleofmyrepastacrowdoffashionablepeopleburstintotheroom。Ilookedatthemwithoutstirring,replyingwithaninclinationoftheheadtothebowswhichsomeofthemmademe。Isoondiscoveredfromtheirconversationthattheyhadallcometotakethewaters。AgentlemanofafinepresencecameuptomeandaskedifIweregoingtoTurin;IansweredthatmywaywastoMarseilles。
  Theirdinnerwasserved,andeverybodysatdown。AmongthemI
  noticedseveralpleasant—lookingladies,withgentlemenwhowereeithertheirhusbandsortheirlovers。IconcludedthatImightfindsomeamusementwiththem,astheyallspokeFrenchwiththateasytoneofgoodsocietywhichissoattractive,andIfeltthatIshouldbeinclinedtostaywithoutmuchpressing,forthatdayatallevents。
  Ifinishedmydinnerbeforethecompanyhadcometotheendoftheirfirstcourse,andasmycoachcouldnotgoforanotherhourIwentuptoaprettywoman,andcomplimentedheronthegoodthewatersofAixseemedtohavedoneher,forherappetitemadeallwholookedatherfeelhungry。
  "Ichallengeyoutoprovethatyouarespeakingthetruth,"saidshe,withasmile。Isatdownnexttoher,andshegavemeanicepieceoftheroastwhichIateasifIhadbeenfasting。
  WhileIwastalkingwiththelady,andeatingthemorselsshegaveme,IheardavoicesayingthatIwasintheabbe’splace,andanothervoicereplyingthattheabbehadbeengoneforhalfanhour。
  "Whyhashegone?"askedathird,"hesaidhewasgoingtostayhereforanotherweek。"Atthistherewassomewhispering,butthedepartureofanabbehadnothinginterestinginitforme,andI
  continuedeatingandtalking。ItoldLeDuc,whowasstandingbehindmychair,togetmesomechampagne。Iofferedtheladysome,sheaccepted,andeveryonebegantocallforchampagne。Seeingmyneighbour’sspiritsrising,Iproceededtomakelovetoher,andaskedherifshewerealwaysasreadytodefythosewhopaidtheircourttoher。
  "Somanyofthem,"sheanswered,"arenotworthythetrouble。"
  Shewasprettyandquick—witted,andItookafancytoher,andwishedforsomepretextonwhichIcouldputoffmydeparture,andchancecametomyaid。
  "Theplacenexttoyouwasconvenientlyempty,"saidaladytomyneighbourwhowasdrinkingwithme。
  "Veryconveniently,formyneighbourweariedme。"
  "Hadhenoappetite?"saidI。
  "Gamestersonlyhaveanappetiteformoney。"
  "Usually,butyourpowerisextraordinary;forIhavenevermadetwodinnersononedaybeforenow。"
  "Onlyoutofpride;asIamsureyouwilleatnosupper。"
  "Letusmakeabetonit。"
  "Wewill;wewillbetthesupper。"
  "Allright。"
  Alltheguestsbegantoclap,andmyfairneighbourblushedwithpleasure。IorderedLeDuctotellmycoachmanthatIshouldnotbegoingtillthenextday。
  "Itismybusiness,"saidthelady,"toorderthesupper。"
  "Yes,youareright;forhewhopays,orders。Mypartwillbetoopposeyoutotheknife,andifIeatasmuchasyouIshallbethewinner。"
  "Verygood。"
  Attheendofdinner,theindividualwhohadaddressedmebeforecalledforcards,andmadeasmallbankoffaro。Heputdowntwenty—
  fivePiedmontesepistoles,andsomesilvermoneytoamusetheladies——altogetheritamountednearlytofortylouis。Iremainedaspectatorduringthefirstdeal,andconvincedmyselfthatthebankerplayedverywell。
  Whilsthewasgettingreadyfortheseconddeal,theladyaskedmewhyIdidnotplay。Iwhisperedtoherthatshehadmademelosemyappetiteformoney。Sherepaidthiscomplimentwithacharmingsmile。
  Afterthisdeclaration,feelingmyselfentitledtoplay,Iputdownfortylouis,andlostthemintwodeals。Igotup,andonthebankersayingverypolitelythathewassorryformyloss,Irepliedthatitwasamerenothing,butthatIalwaysmadeitarulenevertoriskasumofmoneylargerthanthebank。SomebodythenaskedmeifIknewacertainAbbeGilbert。
  "Iknewamanofthatname,"saidI,"atParis;hecamefromLyons,andowesmeapairofears,whichImeantocutoffhisheadwhenI
  meethim。"
  Myquestionermadenoreplytothis,andeverybodyremainedsilent,asifnothinghadbeensaid。FromthisIconcludedthattheabbeaforesaidmustbethesamewhoseplaceIhadoccupiedatdinner。Hehaddoubtlessseenmeonmyarrivalandhadtakenhimselfoff。ThisabbewasarascalwhohadvisitedmeatLittlePoland,towhomIhadentrustedaringwhichhadcostmefivethousandflorinsinHolland;
  nextdaythescoundrelhaddisappeared。
  Wheneverybodyhadleftthetable,IaskedLeDucifIwerewelllodged。
  "No,"saidhe;"wouldyouliketoseeyourroom?"
  Hetookmetoalargeroom,ahundredpacesfromtheinn,whosesolefurnitureconsistedofitsfourwalls,alltheotherroomsbeingoccupied。Icomplainedvainlytotheinn—keeper,whosaid,"It’sallIcanofferyou,butIwillhaveagoodbed,atable,andchairstakenthere。"
  Ihadtocontentmyselfwithit,astherewasnochoice。
  "Youwillsleepinmyroom,"saidItoLeDuc,"takecaretoprovideyourselfwithabed,andbringmybaggagein。"
  "WhatdoyouthinkofGilbert,sir?"saidmySpaniard;"Ionlyrecognizedhimjustashewasgoing,andIhadalivelydesiretotakehimbythebackofhisneck。"
  "Youwouldhavedonewelltohavesatisfiedthatdesire。"
  "Iwill,whenIseehimagain。"
  AsIwasleavingmybigroom,Iwasaccostedpolitelybyamanwhosaidhewasgladtobemyneighbour,andofferedtotakemetothefountainifIweregoingthere。Iacceptedhisoffer。Hewasatallfairman,aboutfiftyyearsold;hemustoncehavebeenhandsome,buthisexcessivepolitenessshouldhavemademesuspecthim;however,I
  wantedsomebodytotalkto,andtogivemethevariouspiecesofinformationIrequired。OnthewayheinformedmeoftheconditionofthepeopleIhadseen,andIlearntthatnoneofthemhadcometoAixforthesakeofthewaters。
  "Iamtheonlyone,"saidhe,"whotakesthemoutofnecessity。Iamconsumptive;Igetthinnereveryday,andifthewatersdon’tdomeanygoodIshallnotlastmuchlonger。"
  Soalltheothershaveonlycomehereforamusement’ssake?"
  "Andtogame,sir,fortheyareallprofessionalgamesters。"
  "AretheyFrench?"
  "TheyareallfromPiedmontorSavoy;IamtheonlyFrenchmanhere。"
  "WhatpartofFrancedoyoucomefrom?"
  "FromLorraine;myfather,whoiseightyyearsold,istheMarquisDesarmoises。Heonlykeepsonlivingtospiteme,forasImarriedagainsthiswisheshehasdisinheritedme。However,asIamhisonlyson,Ishallinherithispropertyafterhisdeath,inspiteofhim。
  MyhouseisatLyons,butInevergothere,asIhavethemisfortunetobeinlovewithmyeldestdaughter,andmywifewatchesussocloselyastomakemycourtshiphopeless。"
  "Thatisveryfine;otherwise,Isuppose,yourdaughterwouldtakepityonheramorouspapa?"
  "Idaresay,forsheisveryfondofme,andhasanexcellentheart。"
  CHAPTERXX
  MyAdventuresatAix——MySecondM。M。——MadameZeroliThisman,who,thoughhedidnotknowme,puttheutmostconfidenceinme,sofarfromthinkinghewashorrifyingmebytheconfessionofsuchwickedness,probablyconsideredhewasdoingmeagreathonour。
  WhileIlistenedtohimIreflectedthatthoughdepravedhemighthavehisgoodpoints,andthathisweaknessmighthaveapitiableifnotapardonableside。However,wishingtoknowmoreofhim,I
  said,——
  "Inspiteofyourfather’ssternness,youliveverywell。"
  "Onthecontrary,Iliveveryill。IenjoyapensionfromtheGovernment,whichIsurrendertomywife,andasformeImakealivelihoodonmytravels。Iplayblackgammonandmostothergamesperfectly。IwinmoreoftenthanIlose,andIliveonmywinnings。"
  "Butiswhatyouhavetoldmeaboutyourdaughterknowntothevisitorshere?"
  "Everybodyknowsit;whyshouldIhideit?Iamamanofhonourandinjurenoone;and,besides,myswordissharp。"
  "Quiteso;butwouldyoutellmewhetheryouallowyourdaughtertohavealover?"
  "Ishouldhavenoobjection,butmywifeisreligious。"
  "Isyourdaughterpretty?"
  "Very;ifyouaregoingtoLyons,youcangoandseeher;Iwillgiveyoualetterofintroductionforher。""Thankyou,butIamgoingtoItaly。Canyoutellmethenameofthegentlemanwhokeptthebank?"
  "ThatisthefamousParcalier,MarquisdePriesincethedeathofhisfather,whomyoumayhaveknownasambassadoratVenice。ThegentlemanwhoaskedyouifyouknewtheAbbeGilbertistheChevalierZeroli,husbandoftheladyyouaretosupwith。Therestarecounts,marquises,andbaronsoftheusualkind,somefromPiedmontandsomefromSavoy。Twoorthreearemerchants’sons,andtheladiesarealltheirfriendsorrelations。Theyareallprofessionalgamblersandsharp—witted。Whenastrangercomesheretheyknowhowtogetoverhim,andifheplaysitisallupwithhim,fortheygotogetherlikepickpocketsatafair。Theythinktheyhavegotyou,sotakecareofyourself。"
  Intheeveningwereturnedtotheinn,andfoundallthecompanyplaying,andmycompanionproceededtoplaywithaCountdeScarnafisch。
  TheChevalierZeroliofferedtoplayfarowithmeforfortysequins,andIhadjustlostthatsumwhensupperwasserved。Mylosshadnotaffectedmyspirits,andtheladyfindingmeatoncehungryandgaypaidthebetwithagoodgrace。AtsupperIsurprisedherincertainside—glances,whichwarnedmethatshewasgoingtotrytodupeme;I
  feltmyselfsafeasfaraslovewasconcerned,butIhadreasontodreadfortune,alwaysthefriendofthosewhokeepabankatfaro,especiallyasIhadalreadylost。Ishouldhavedonewelltogo,butIhadnotthestrength;allIcoulddowastopromisemyselfthatI
  wouldbeextremelyprudent。Havinglargesumsinpapermoneyandplentyofgold,itwasnotdifficultformetobecareful。
  JustaftersuppertheMarquisdePriemadeabankofaboutthreehundredsequins。HisstakingthispaltrysumshewedmethatIhadmuchtoloseandlittletowin,asitwasevidentthathewouldhavemadeabankofathousandsequinsifhehadhadthem。IputdownfiftyPortuguesecrowns,andsaidthatassoonasIhadlostthemI
  shouldgotobed。InthemiddleofthethirddealIbrokethebank。
  "Iamgoodforanothertwohundredlouis,"saidthemarquis。
  "Ishouldbegladtocontinueplaying,"Ireplied,"ifIhadnottogoatday—break";andIthereuponlefttheroom。
  JustasIwasgoingtobed,Desarmoisescameandaskedmetolendhimtwelvelouis。Ihadexpectedsomesuchrequest,andIcountedthemouttohim。Heembracedmegratefully,andtoldmethatMadameZerolihadsworntomakemestayonatleastforanotherday。I
  smiledandcalledLeDuc,andaskedhimifmycoachmanknewthatI
  wasstartingearly;herepliedthathewouldbeatthedoorbyfiveo’clock。
  "Verygood,"saidDesarmoises,"butIwillwagerthatyouwillnotgoforallthat。"
  HewentoutandIwenttobed,laughingathisprophecy。
  Atfiveo’clocknextmorningthecoachmancametotellmethatoneofthehorseswasillandcouldnottravel。IsawthatDesarmoiseshadhadaninklingofsomeplot,butIonlylaughed。Isentthemanroughlyabouthisbusiness,andtoldLeDuctogetmepost—horsesattheinn。Theinn—keepercameandtoldmethattherewerenohorses,andthatitwouldtakeallthemorningtofindsome,astheMarquisdePrie,whowasleavingatoneo’clockinthemorning,hademptiedhisstables。IansweredthatinthatcaseIwoulddineatAix,butthatIcountedonhisgettingmehorsesbytwoo’clockintheafternoon。
  Ilefttheroomandwenttothestable,whereIfoundthecoachmanweepingoveroneofhishorsesstretchedoutonthestraw。Ithoughtitwasreallyanaccident,andconsoledthepoordevil,payinghimasifhehaddonehiswork,andtellinghimIshouldnotwanthimanymore。Ithenwenttowardsthefountain,butthereaderwillbeastonishedbyameetingofthemostromanticcharacter,butwhichisyetthestricttruth。
  AtafewpacesfromthefountainIsawtwonunscomingfromit。Theywereveiled,butIconcludedfromtheirappearancethatonewasyoungandtheotherold。Therewasnothingastonishinginsuchasight,buttheirhabitattractedmyattention,foritwasthesameasthatwornbymydearM————M————,whomIhadseenforthelasttimeonJuly24th,1755,fiveyearsbefore。Thelookofthemwasenough,nottomakemebelievethattheyoungnunwasM————M————,buttoexcitemycuriosity。Theywerewalkingtowardsthecountry,soIturnedtocutthemoffthatImightseethemfacetofaceandbeseenofthem。
  WhatwasmyemotionwhenIsawtheyoungnun,who,walkinginfront,andliftingherveil,disclosedtheveritablefaceofM————M————。
  Icouldnotdoubtthatitwasshe,andIbegantowalkbesideher;
  butsheloweredherveil,andturnedtoavoidme。
  Thereasonsshemighthaveforsuchacoursepassedinamomentthroughmymind,andIfollowedheratadistance,andwhenshehadgoneaboutfivehundredpacesIsawherenteralonelyhouseofpoorappearancethatwasenoughforme。IreturnedtothefountaintoseewhatIcouldlearnaboutthenun。
  OnmywaythereIlostmyselfinamazeofconjectures。
  "ThetoocharmingandhaplessM————M————,"saidItomyself,"musthaveleftherconvent,desperate——nay,mad;forwhydoesshestillwearthehabitofherorder?Perhaps,though,shehasgotadispensationtocomehereforthewaters;thatmustbethereasonwhyshehasanunwithher,andwhyshehasnotleftoffherhabit。Atalleventsthejourneymusthavebeenundertakenunderfalsepretences。Hassheabandonedherselftosomefatalpassion,ofwhichtheresulthasbeenpregnancy?Sheisdoubtlessperplexed,andmusthavebeenpleasedtoseeme。Iwillnotdeceiveherexpectations;I
  willdoallinmypowertoconvinceherthatIamworthyofher。"
  LostinthoughtIdidnotnoticeIhadarrivedatthefountain,roundwhichstoodthewholehostofgamesters。Theyallcrowdedroundme,andsaidhowcharmedtheyweretoseemestillthere。IaskedtheChevalierZeroliafterhiswife,andhetoldmeshewasstillabed,andthatitwouldbeagoodthingifIwouldgoandmakehergetup。
  Iwasjustgoingwhenthedoctoroftheplaceaccostedme,saying,thatthewatersoftheAixwouldincreasemygoodhealth。Fulloftheoneidea,IaskedhimdirectlyifhewerethedoctorinattendanceonaprettynunIhadseen。
  "Shetakesthewaters,"hereplied,"butshedoesnotspeaktoanyone。"
  "Wheredoesshecomefrom?"
  "Nobodyknows;shelivesinapeasant’shouse。"
  Ileftthedoctor,andinsteadofgoingtowardstheinn,wherethehussyZeroliwasdoubtlesswaitingforme,Imademywaytowardsthepeasant’shouse,whichalreadyseemedtomethetempleofthemostblissfuldeities,determinedtoobtaintheinformationIrequiredasprudentlyasmightbe。Butasiflovehadfavouredmyvows,whenI
  waswithinahundredpacesofthecottageIsawthepeasantwomancomingouttomeetme。
  "Sir,"saidshe,accostingme,"theyoungnunbegsyoutoreturnthiseveningatnineo’clock;thelay—sisterwillbeasleepthen,andshewillbeabletospeakfreelytoyou。"
  Therecouldbenomoredoubt。Myheartleaptwithjoy。Igavethecountry—womanalouis,andpromisedtobeatthehouseatnineexactly。
  WiththecertaintyofseeingmydearM————M————againIreturnedtotheinn,andonascertainingwhichwasMadameZeroli’sroomIenteredwithoutceremony,andtoldherthatherhusbandhadsentmetomakehergetup。
  "Ithoughtyouweregone?"
  "Iamgoingattwo。"
  Ifoundherstillmoreenticinginbedthanattable。Ihelpedhertoputonherstays,andthesightofhercharmsinflamedmyardour,butIexperiencedmoreresistancethanIhadanticipated。Isatdownatthefootofthebed,andtoldherhowferventlyIlovedher,andhowunhappyIwasatnotbeingabletogivehermarksofmylovebeforeIleft。
  "But,"saidshe,laughing,"youhaveonlygottostay。"
  "Givemesomehope,andIwillstaytillto—morrow。"
  "Youareintoomuchofahurry,takethingsmorequietly。"
  Icontentedmyselfwiththefewfavoursshegrantedme,pretendingasusualonlytoyieldtoviolence,whenIwasobligedtorestrainmyselfontheappearanceofherhusband,whotooktheprecautionofmakinganoisebeforehecarnein。Assoonasshesawhim,shesaid,withouttheslightestperturbation,"Ihavepersuadedthegentlemantostaytellthedayafterto—morrow。"
  "Iamallthemorepleasedtohearit,mydear,"saidthechevalier,"asIowehimhisrevenge。"
  Withthesewordshetookupapackofcards,whichcameasreadilytohishandsasiftheyhadbeenplacedthereonpurpose,andseatinghimselfbesidehiswife,whomhemadeintothetable,hebegantodeal。
  Icouldnotdrawback,andasmythoughtsweredistractedIkeptonlosingtilltheycametotellmedinnerwasready。
  "Ihavenotimetodress,"saidthelady,"soIwillhavemydinnerinbed,ifyougentlemenwillkeepmecompany。"
  HowcouldIrefuse?Thehusbandwentouttoorderthedinner,andfeelingmyselfauthorizedbythelossoftwentyLouis,ItoldthehussythatifshewouldnotgivemeaplainpromisetomakemehappythatafternoonIshouldgoawaywhenIhadhadmydinner。
  "Breakfastwithmeto—morrowmorning。Weshallbealone。"
  Afterreceivingfromhercertainearnestsofherpromise,Ipromisedtostayon。
  Wedinedbyherbedside,andItoldLeDucthatIshouldnotbegoingtilltheafternoonofthenextday,whichmadethehusbandandwiferadiant。Whenwehaddone,theladysaidshewouldliketogetup;
  andIwentout,promisingtoreturnandplaypiquetwithher。I
  proceededtorelinemypurse,andImetDesarmoises,whosaid,"Ihavefoundoutthesecret;theygavehercoachmantwoLouistosubstituteasickhorseforhisown。"
  "It’samatterofgiveandtake,"saidI;"Iaminlovewiththechevalier’swife,andIamputtingoffmydeparturetillIhavegotallIwantoutofher。"
  "Iamafraidyouwillhavetopayprettydearlyforyourpleasure。
  However,IwilldowhatIcanforyourinterests。"
  Ithankedhimsmilingly,andreturnedtothelady,whomIleftateighto’clockunderpretextofaviolentheadache,afterhavinglosttenlouistoher。Iremindedherofherpromisefornextmorningatnineo’clock,andIleftherinthemidstofthecompany。
  ItwasafinemoonlightnightasIwalkedtowardsthepeasant’shouse,whereIwastoseemydearM————M————oncemore。Iwasimpatienttoseewhatthevisit,onwhichtherestofmylifemightdepend,wouldbringforth。
  Ihadtakentheprecautiontoprovidemyselfwithapairofpistols,andmyswordhungatmyside,forIwasnotwhollydevoidofsuspicioninthisplace,wherethereweresomanyadventurers;butattwentypacesfromthecottageIsawthewomancomingtowardsme。Shetoldmethatthenuncouldnotcomedown,soImustbecontenttoenterthroughthewindow,bymeansofaladderwhichshehadplacedthereforthepurpose。Idrewnear,andnotseeinganylightI
  shouldnothaveeasilydecidedongoingup,ifIhadnotheardthevoiceIthoughtIknewsowell,saying,"Fearnothing;come。"
  Besides,thewindowwasnotveryhighup,andtherecouldnotbemuchdangerofatrap。Iascended,andthoughtforcertainthatIheldmydearM————M————inmyarms,asIcoveredherfacewithmyardentkisses。
  "Why,"saidI,inVenetian,"haveyounotalight?Ihopeyouaregoingtoinformmeofaneventwhichseemswonderfultome;quick,dearest,satisfymyimpatience。"
  ThereaderwillguessmysurprisewhenhelearnsthatonhearinghervoiceclosetomeIfoundthatshewasnotM————M————。ShetoldmethatshedidnotunderstandVenetian,andthatIdidnotrequirealighttotellherwhatM。deCouderthaddecidedondoingtosaveherfromherperil。
  "Yousurpriseme;IdonotknowM。deCoudert。What!AreyounotaVenetian?AreyounotthenunIsawthismorning?"
  "Haplessone!Ihavemadeamistake。Iamthenunyousawthismorning,butIamFrench。InthenameofGodkeepmycounselandbegone,forIhavenothingtosaytoyou!Whisper,forifthelay—
  sisterwokeupIshouldbeundone。"
  "Donotbeafraidofmydiscretion。Whatdeceivedmewasyourexactlikenesstoanunofyourorderwhowillbealwaysdeartome:andifyouhadnotallowedmetoseeyourfeaturesIshouldnothavefollowedyou。ForgivethetendernessIshewedtowardsyou,thoughyoumustthinkmeveryaudacious。"
  "Youastonishedmeverymuch,butyoudidnotoffendme。IwishI
  werethenuninwhomyouareinterested。Iamonthebrinkofafearfulprecipice。"
  "Iftenlouisareanygoodtoyou,itwillbeanhonourformetogiveyouthem。"
  "Thankyou,Ihavenoneedofmoney。Allowmetogiveyoubackthelouisyousentmethismorning。"
  "Thelouiswasforthecountry—woman。Youincreasemysurprise;praytellmewhatisthemisfortuneunderwhichyoulabour,forwhichmoneycandonothing。"
  "PerhapsGodhassentyoutomyaid。Maybeyouwillgivemegoodadvice。ListentowhatIamabouttotellyou。"
  "Iamatyourservice,andIwilllistenwiththegreatestattention。
  Letussitdown。"
  "Iamafraidthereisneitherseatnorbed。"
  "Sayon,then;wewillremainstanding。"
  "IcomefromGrenoble。IwasmadetotaketheveilatChamberi。Twoyearsaftermyprofession,M。deCoudertfoundmeanstoseeme。I
  receivedhimintheconventgarden,thewallsofwhichhescaled,andatlastIwassounfortunateastobecomepregnant。Theideaofgivingbirthtoachildattheconventwastoodreadful——IshouldhavelanguishedtillIdiedinaterribledungeon——andM。deCoudertthoughtofaplanfortakingmeoutoftheconvent。AdoctorwhomhegainedoverwithalargesumofmoneydeclaredthatIshoulddieunlessIcameheretotakethewaters,whichhedeclaredweretheonlycureformyillness。AprincesswhomM。deCoudertknewwaspartlyadmittedtothesecret,andsheobtainedtheleaveofabsenceforthreemonthsfromtheBishopofChamberi,andtheabbessconsentedtomygoing。
  "Ithushopedtobedeliveredbeforetheexpirationofthethreemonths;butIhaveassuredlymadeamistake,forthetimedrawstoanendandIfeelnosignsofaspeedydelivery。Iamobligedtoreturntotheconvent,andyetIcannotdoso。Thelay—sisterwhoiswithmeisaperfectshrew。Shehasordersnottoletmespeaktoanybody,andnevertoletmyfacebeseen。Sheitwaswhomademeturnwhenshesawyoufollowingus。IliftedmyveilforyoutoseethatIwassheofwhomIthoughtyouwereinsearch,andhappilythelay—sisterdidnotnoticeme。Shewantsmetoreturnwithhertotheconventinthreedays,asshethinksIhaveanincurabledropsy。Shedoesnotallowmetospeaktothedoctor,whomImight,perhaps,havegainedoverbytellinghimthetruth。Iamonlytwenty—one,andyetIlongfordeath。"
  "Donotweepso,dearsister,andtellmehowyouexpecttobedeliveredherewithoutthelay—sisterbeingawareofit?"
  "TheworthywomanwithwhomIamstayingisanangelofgoodness。I
  haveconfidedinher,andshepromisedmethatwhenIfeltthepangscomingonshewouldgivethatmaliciouswomanasporific,andthusweshouldbefreedfromallfearsofher。Byvirtueofthedrugshenowsleepssoundlyintheroomunderthisgarret。"
  "WhywasInotletinbythedoor?"
  "Topreventthewoman’sbrotherseeingyou;heisarudeboor。"
  "WhatmadeyouthinkthatIhadanythingtodowithM。deCoudert?"
  "Tenortwelvedaysago,Iwrotetohimandtoldhimofmydreadfulposition。IpaintedmysituationwithsuchlivelycoloursthatI
  thoughthemustdoallinhispowertohelpme。Asthewretchedclingtoeverystraw,Ithought,whenIsawyoufollowingme,thatyouwerethedelivererhehadsent。"
  "Areyousurehegotyourletter?"
  "ThewomanposteditatAnneci。"
  "Youshouldwritetotheprincess。"
  "Idarenot。"
  "Iwillseehermyself,andIwillseeM。deCoudert。Infine,I
  willmoveheavenandearth,Iwillevengotothebishop,toobtainanextensionofyourleave;foritisoutofthequestionforyoutoreturntotheconventinyourpresentsituation。Youmustdecide,forIcandonothingwithoutyourconsent。Willyoutrustinme?
  Ifso,Iwillbringyouaman’sclothesto—morrowandtakeyoutoItalywithme,andwhileIliveIswearIwillcareforyou。"
  Forreply,Ionlyheardlong—drawnsobs,whichdistressedmebeyondwords,forIfeltacutelythesituationofthispoorcreaturewhomHeavenhadmadetobeamother,andwhomthecrueltyofherparentshadcondemnedtobeauselessnun。
  Notknowingwhatelsetosay,Itookherhandandpromisedtoreturnthenextdayandhearherdecision,foritwasabsolutelynecessarythatsheshoulddecideonsomeplan。Iwentawaybytheladder,andgaveasecondlouistotheworthywoman,tellingherthatIshouldbewithheronthemorrowatthesamehour,butthatIshouldliketobeabletoenterbythedoor。Ibeggedhertogivethelay—sisterastrongerdoseofopium,sothatthereshouldbenofearofherawakingwhileItalkedwiththeyoungnun。
  IwenttobedgladatheartthatIhadbeenwronginthinkingthatthenunwasM————M————。Neverthelessthegreatlikenessbetweenthemmademewishtoseehernearerathand,andIwassurethatshewouldnotrefusemetheprivilegeoflookingatherthenextday。I
  smiledatthethoughtoftheardentkissesIhadgivenher,butI
  feltthatIcouldnotleavehertoherfate。IwasgladtofindthatIdidnotneedanysensualmotivetourgemetoagooddeed,forassoonasIfoundthatitwasnotM————M————whohadreceivedthosetenderkissesIfeltashamedofhavinggiventhem。IhadnotevengivenherafriendlykisswhenIlefther。
  InthemorningDesarmoisescameandtoldmethatallthecompany,notseeingmeatsupper,hadbeenpuzzlingitselftofindoutwhathadbecomeofme。MadameZerolihadspokenenthusiasticallyaboutme,andhadtakenthejestsofthetwootherladiesingoodpart,boastingthatshecouldkeepmeatAixaslongassheremainedthereherself。ThefactwasthatIwasnotamorousbutcuriouswhereshewasconcerned,andIshouldhavebeensorrytohavelefttheplacewithoutobtainingcompletepossessionofher,foronceatallevents。
  Ikeptmyappointment,andenteredherroomatnineo’clockexactly。
  Ifoundherdressed,andonmyreproachinghershesaidthatitshouldbeofnoconsequencetomewhethersheweredressedorundressed。Iwasangry,andItookmychocolatewithoutsomuchasspeakingtoher。WhenIhadfinishedsheofferedmemyrevengeatpiquet,butIthankedherandbeggedtobeexcused,tellingherthatinthehumourinwhichshehadputmeIshouldprovethebetterplayer,andthatIdidnotcaretowinladies’money。SosayingI
  rosetoleavetheroom。
  "Atleastbekindenoughtotakemetothefountain。"
  "Ithinknot。Ifyoutakemeforafreshman,youmakeamistake,andIdon’tcaretogivetheimpressionthatIampleasedwhenIamdispleased。Youcangetwhomsoeveryoupleasetotakeyoutothefountain,butasformeImustbegtobeexcused。Farewell,madam。"
  WiththesewordsIwentout,payingnoattentiontohereffortstorecallme。
  Ifoundtheinn—keeper,andtoldhimthatImustleaveatthreeo’clockwithoutafail。Thelady,whowasatherwindow,couldhearme。Iwentstraighttothefountainwherethechevalieraskedmewhathadbecomeofhiswife,andIansweredthatIhadleftherinherroominperfecthealth。Inhalfanhourwesawhercomingwithastranger,whowaswelcomedbyacertainM。deSt。Maurice。MadameZerolilefthim,andtackedherselfontome,asiftherehadbeennothingthematter。Icouldnotrepulseherwithoutthemosttroublesomeconsequences,butIwasverycold。Aftercomplainingofmyconductshesaidthatshehadonlybeentryingme,thatifI
  reallylovedherIshouldputoffmydeparture,andthatIshouldbreakfastwithherateighto’clockthenextday。IansweredcoollythatIwouldthinkitover。Iwasseriousalldinner—time,andsaidonceortwicethatImustgoatthreeo’clock,butasIwantedtofindsomepretextforstayingonaccountofthenun,Iletmyselfbepersuadedintomakingabankatfaro。
  IstakedallthegoldIhad,andIsaweveryfacelightupasIputdownaboutfourhundredlouisingold,andaboutsixhundredfrancsinsilver。"Gentlemen,"saidI,"Ishallriseateighto’clockprecisely。"Thestrangersaid,withasmile,thatpossiblythebankmightnotlivesolong,butIpretendednottounderstandhim。Itwasjustthreeo’clock。IbeggedDesarmoisestobemycroupier,andIbegantodealwithduedeliberationtoeighteenortwentypunters,allprofessionalgamblers。Itookanewpackateverydeal。
  Byfiveo’clockIhadlostmoney。Weheardcarriagewheels,andtheysaiditwasthreeEnglishmenfromGeneva,whowerechanginghorsestogoontoChamberi。Amomentaftertheycamein,andIbowed。ItwasMr。Foxandhistwofriends,whohadplayedquinzewithme。Mycroupiergavethemcards,whichtheyreceivedgladly,andwenttenlouis,playingontwoandthreecards,goingparoli,sevenandthe’va’,aswellasthe’quinze’,sothatmybankwasindangerofbreaking。However,Ikeptupmyface,andevenencouragedthemtoplay,for,Godbeingneutral,thechanceswereinmyfavour。Soithappened,andatthethirddealIhadclearedtheEnglishmenout,andtheircarriagewasready。
  WhileIwasshufflingafreshpackofcards,theyoungestofthemdrewoutofhispocket—bookapaperwhichhespewedtohistwocompanions。Itwasabillofexchange。"Willyoustakethevalueofthisbillonacard,withoutknowingitsvalue?"saidhe。
  "Yes,"Ireplied,"ifyouwilltellmeuponwhomitisdrawn,andprovidedthatitdoesnotexceedthevalueofthebank。"
  Afterarapidglanceatthepileofgoldbeforeme,hesaid,"Thebillisnotforsolargeasumasyourbank,anditispayableatsightbyZappata,ofTurin。"
  Iagreed,hecut,andputhismoneyonanace,thetwofriendsgoinghalfshares。Idrewanddrewanddrew,butnoaceappeared。Ihadonlyadozencardsleft。
  "Sir,"saidI,calmlytothepunter,"youcandrawbackifyoulike。"
  "No,goon。"
  Fourcardsmore,andstillnoace;Ihadonlyeightcardsleft。
  "Mylord,"saidI,"it’stwotoonethatIdonotholdtheace,I
  repeatyoucandrawback。"
  "No,no,youaretoogenerous,goon。"
  Icontinueddealing,andwon;Iputthebillofexchangeinmypocketwithoutlookingatit。TheEnglishmenshookmebythehandandwentofflaughing。Iwasenjoyingtheeffectthisboldstrokehadmadeonthecompany,whenyoungFoxcameinandwitharoaroflaughterbeggedmetolendhimfiftyLouis。Icountedthemoutwiththegreatestpleasure,andhepaidmethembackinLondonthreeyearslater。
  Everyonewascurioustoknowthevalueofthebillofexchange,butI
  wasnotpoliteenoughtosatisfytheircuriosity。ItwasforeightthousandPiedmontesefrancs,asIsawassoonasIwasalone。
  TheEnglishmenhadbroughtmegoodluck,forwhentheyhadgonefortunedeclaredforthebank。Iroseateighto’clock,someladieshavingwonafewlouis,alltheothersweredriedup。Ihadwonmorethanathousandlouis,andIgavetwenty—fivetoDesarmoises,whojumpedforjoy。Ilockedupmymoney,putmypistolsinmypocket,andsetouttowardsthemeeting—place。
  Theworthypeasantwomanbroughtmeinbythedoor,tellingmethateverybodywasasleep,andthatshehadnotfounditnecessarytorenewthelay—sister’sdose,asshewasstillasleep。
  Iwasterrified。Iwentupstairs,andbythelightofasinglecandleIsawthewretched,veiledfigureofthenun,extendeduponasackwhichthepeasantwomanhadplacedalongthewallinsteadofasofa。Thecandlewhichlightedthisdrearyplacewasfixedinabottle。
  "Whathaveyoudecidedondoing?"saidI。
  "Ihavedecidedonnothing,foranunforeseenincidenthasconfoundedus。Thelay—sisterhasbeenasleepforeighteenhours。"
  "Shewilldieofconvulsionsorofanapoplecticfitto—nightifyoudonotcalladoctor,whomaypossiblyrestorehertolifewithadoseofcastoroil。"
  "Wehavethoughtofthat,butwedidnotdaretotakethatstepforfearofconsequences;forwhetherherestoresherornot,hewillsaythatwehavepoisonedher。"
  "Ipityyou,uponmysoul!Indeed,Ibelievethatitistoolate,andthatadoctorcoulddonothing。Onemustobeythelawsofprudenceandletherdie。Themischiefisdone,andIseenoremedy。"
  "Atanyrate,weoughttothinkofhersoulandsendforapriest。"
  "Apriestwoulddohernogood,assheisinaperfectlethargy;hersoulissafeenough。Besides,anignorantpriestwouldfindouttoomuch,andwouldtellthewholestoryeitherthroughmaliceorstupidity。Itwillbetimetocallapriestwhenshehasceasedtobreathe。Youmusttellhimthatshediedverysuddenly;youmustweepagreatdeal,andgivehimafee,andhewillthinkonlyofcalmingyourgrief,andnothingaboutthesuddendeath。"
  "Thenwemustletherdie?"
  "Wemustleavehertonature。"
  "IfshediesIwillsendamessengertotheabbess,whowilldispatchanotherlay—sister。"
  "Yes,andthatwillgiveyouanothertendays。Duringthattimeyoumaybedelivered,andyouwillconfessthateverycloudhasasilverlining。Donotgrieveso,butletusendeavourtosubmittothewillofGod。Sendforthecountry—woman,forImustgivehersomehintsastoherconductinthisdelicatematter,onwhichthehonourandlifeofallthreemaydepend。Forinstance,ifitwerediscoveredthatIhadcomehere,Imightbetakenforthepoisoner。"
  Thewomancame,andIshewedherhownecessaryitwasforhertobeprudentanddiscreet。Sheunderstoodmeperfectly,perceivedherowndangerousposition,andpromisedthatshewouldnotsendforthepriesttillshewascertainofthesister’sdeath。Ithenmadeheraccepttenlouisincaseofneed。
  Seeingherselfmaderichbymyliberality,shekissedmyhands,kneltdown,andburstingintotearspromisedtofollowmyadvicecarefully。
  Whenshehadleftus,thenunbegantoweepbitterly,accusingherselfofthemurderofthelay—sister,andthinkingthatshesawhellopeningbeneathherfeet。Isoughtinvaintocalmher;hergriefincreased,andatlastshefellinadeadfaintonthesack。I
  wasextremelydistressed,andnotknowingwhattodoIcalledtothewomantobringsomevinegar,asIhadnoessencesaboutme。AllatonceIrememberedthefamoushellebore,whichhadservedmesowellwithMadameand,takingthelittlebox,Iheldittohernostrils。
  Ittookeffectjustasthewomanbroughtthevinegar。"Rubhertemples,"saidI。Shetookoffhercap,andtheblacknessofherhairwastheonlythingthatconvincedmeitwasnotmyfairVenetian。Thehelleborehavingbroughthertohersenses,sheopenedherlargeblackeyes,andfromthatmomentIfellmadlyinlovewithher。Thepeasantwoman,seeingthatshewasherselfagainandoutofdanger,wentaway,andtakingherbetweenmyarmsIcoveredherwithfierykisses,inspiteofhercontinuoussneezes。