butasIsawGreppiintheboxtowhichshetookme,IhadnodoubtthatitmustbeTherese,whichdidnotpleasemequitesowell。Inshort,theladytookoffhermask;itwasTherese,andI
complimentedheronherdisguise。
"Buthowdidyourecognizeme,dearest?"
"Byyoursnuff—box。Iknewit,otherwiseIshouldneverhavefoundyouout。"
"Thenyouthinkthatnobodyhasrecognizedme?"
"Nobody,unlessinthesamewayasIdid。"
"Noneofthepeopleherehaveseenmysnuff—box。"
ItooktheopportunityofhandingovertoGreppiCanano’scheque,andhegavemeareceiptforit。Thereseaskedustosupperfortheensuingevening,andsaid,——
"Therewillbefourofusinall。"
Greppiseemedcurioustoknowwhothefourthpersoncouldbe,butIrightguesseditwouldbemydearsonCesarino。
AsIwentdownoncemoretotheball—roomtwoprettyfemaledominosattackedmerightandleft,tellingmethatMesser—Grandewaswaitingformeoutside。Theythenaskedmeforsomesnuff,andIgavethemaboxornamentedwithanindecentpicture。Ihadtheimpudencetotouchthespringandshewitthem,andafterinspectingittheyexclaimed,——
"Fie,fie!yourpunishmentisnevertoknowwhoweare。"
Iwassorrytohavedispleasedthetwofairmasquers,whoseemedworthknowing,soIfollowedthem,andmeetingBarbaro,whokneweverybody,Ipointedthemouttohim,andheardtomydelightthattheywerethetwoMarchionessesQ————andF————。IpromisedBarbarotogoandseethem。Hesaidthateverybodyintheball—
roomknewme,andthatourbankwasdoingverywell,though,ofcourse,thatwasatrifletome。
Towardstheendoftheball,whenitwasalreadyfulldaylight,amasquer,dressedasaVenetiangondolier,wasaccostedbyaladymasquer,alsoinVenetiancostume。ShechallengedthegondoliertoprovehimselfaVenetianbydancingthe’forlana’withher。
Thegondolieraccepted,andthemusicstruckup,buttheboatman,whowasapparentlyaMilanese,washooted,whiletheladydancedexquisitely。Iwasveryfondofthedance,andIaskedtheunknownVenetianladytodanceitagainwithme。Sheagreed,andaringwasformedroundus,andweweresoapplaudedthatwehadtodanceitoveragain。Thiswouldhavesufficedifaveryprettyshepherdesswithoutamaskhadnotbeggedmetodanceitwithher。
Icouldnotrefuseher,andshedancedexquisitely;goingroundandroundthecirclethreetimes,andseemingtohoverintheair。
Iwasquiteoutofbreath。Whenitwasfinished,shecameuptomeandwhisperedmynameinmyear。Iwasastonished,andfeelingthecharmofthesituationdemandedhername。
"Youshallknow,"saidshe,inVenetian,"ifyouwillcometothe’ThreeKings。’"
"Areyoualone?"
"No,myfatherandmother,whoareoldfriendsofyours,arewithme"
"IwillcallonMonday。"
Whatanumberofadventurestohaveinonenight!Iwenthomewearily,andwenttobed,butIwasonlyallowedtosleepfortwohours。Iwasrousedandbeggedtodressmyself。Thecountess,themarquis,andthecount,allreadyforZenobia’swedding,teasedmetillIwasready,tellingmeitwasnotpolitetokeepabridewaiting。Thentheyallcongratulatedmeonmybreakingthebankandtherunofluckagainstme。Itoldthemarquisthatitwashismoneythathadbroughtmeluck,butherepliedbysayingthatheknewwhathadbecomeofhismoney。
Thisindiscretioneitheronthecount’spartorthecountess’ssurprisedmegreatly;itseemedtomecontrarytoalltheprinciplesinintrigue。
"Cananoknewyou,"saidthemarquis,"bythewayyouopenedyoursnuff—box,andhehopestoseeustodinnerbeforelong。Hesayshehopesyouwillwinahundredpoundsweightofgold;hehasafancyforyou。"
"Canano,"saidI,"haskeeneyes,andplaysfaroadmirably。I
havenottheslightestwishtowinhismoneyfromhim。"
Wethenstartedforthe"AppleGarden,"wherewefoundascoreofhonestfolksandthebrideandbridegroom,whooverwhelmeduswithcompliments。Wesoonputthecompanyattheirease。Atfirstourpresenceoverawedthem,butalittlefamiliaritysoonrestoredthegeneralhilarity。Wesatdowntodinner,andamongtheguestsweresomeveryprettygirls,butmyheadwastoofullofZenobiatocareaboutthem。Thedinnerlastedthreehours。Itwasanabundantrepast,andtheforeignwinesweresoexquisitethatitwaseasytoseethatthesumIhadfurnishedhadbeenexceeded。
Goodfellowshipprevailed,andafterthefirstbumperhadpassedroundeverybodyproposedsomebodyelse’shealth,andaseachtriedtosaysomethingdifferenttohisneighbourthemostfearfulnonsenseprevailed。Theneverybodythoughthimselfboundtosing,andtheywerenotatallfirst—ratevocalistsbyanymeans。Welaughedheartilyandalsocausedlaughter,forourspeechesandsongswereasbadasthoseofourhumblefriends。
Whenwerosefromthetablekissingbecamegeneral,andthecountesscouldnotresistlaughingwhenshefoundherselfobligedtoholdouthercheeksforthesaluteofthetailor,whothoughtherlaughteraspecialmarkoffavour。
Strainsofsweetmusicwereheard,andtheballwasdulyopenedbythenewly—marriedcouple。Zenobiadanced,ifnotexactlywell,atleastgracefully;butthetailor,whohadneverputhislegstoanyotherusebesidescrossingthem,cutsucharidiculousfigurethatthecountesshadmuchadotorestrainherlaughter。ButinspiteofthatIledoutZenobiaforthenextminuet,andtheproudcountesswasobligedtodancewiththewretchedtailor。
Whentheminuetsstoppedthesquaredancesbegan,andrefreshmentswereliberallyhandedround。Confetti,akindofsweetmeat,evenbetterthanthatmadeatVerdun,wereveryplentiful。
WhenwewerejustgoingIcongratulatedthehusbandandofferedtobringZenobiahomeinmycarriage,whichhewaspleasedtostyleaveryhonourableoffer。IgavemyhandtoZenobia,andhelpedherintothecarriage,andhavingtoldthecoachmantogoslowlyIputheronmyknee,extinguisherfashion,andkeptherthereallthetime。Zenobiawasthefirsttogetdown,andnoticingthatmybreechesofgreyvelvetwerespoiled,ItoldherthatIwouldbewithherinafewminutes。IntwominutesIputonapairofblacksatinbreeches,andIrejoinedtheladybeforeherhusbandcamein。SheaskedwhatIhadbeendoing,andonmytellingherthatourexploitsinthecarriagehadleftveryevidentmarksonmytrousers,shegavemeakiss,andthankedmeformyforethought。
Beforelongthehusbandandhissisterarrived。Hethankedme,callingmehisgossip,andthennoticingthechangeinmydressheaskedmehowIhadcontrivedtomakethealterationsoquickly。
"Iwenttomyroom,leavingyourwifeatyourhouse,forwhichI
begyourpardon。"
"Didn’tyouseethatthegentlemanhadspiltacupofcoffeeoverhishandsomebreeches?"saidZenobia。
"Mydearwife,"saidthecraftytailor,"Idon’tseeeverything,norisitnecessarythatIshoulddoso,butyoushouldhaveaccompaniedthegentlemantohisroom。"
Thenturningtomewithalaugh,heaskedmehowIhadenjoyedthewedding。
"Immensely,andmyfriendshavedonethesame;butyoumustletmepayyou,deargossip,forwhatyouspentoverandabovethetwenty—foursequins。Youcantellmehowmuchitis。"
"Verylittle,ameretrifle;Zenobiashallbringyouthebill。"
Iwenthomefeelingvexedwithmyselffornothavingforeseenthattheroguewouldnoticemychangeofdress,andguessthereason。
However,Iconsoledmyselfwiththethoughtthatthetailorwasnofool,andthatitwasplainthathewascontenttoplaythepartwehadassignedtohim。Soafterwishinggoodnighttothecount,thecountessandthemarquis,whoallthankedmeforthehappydaytheyhadspent,Iwenttobed。
AssoonasIwasawake,Ithoughtoftheshepherdesswhohaddancedthe’forlana’sowellattheball,andIresolvedtopayheravisit。Iwasnotmoreinterestedinherbeautythantofindoutwhoherfatherandmother,"oldfriendsofmine,"couldbe。I
dressedandwalkedtothe"ThreeKings,"andonwalkingintotheroomwhichtheshepherdesshadindicatedtome,whatwasmyastonishmenttofindmyselffacetofacewiththeCountessRinaldi,whomZavoiskyhadintroducedmetoatthe’locanda’ofCastellettosixteenyearsago。ThereaderwillrememberhowM。deBragadinpaidherhusbandthemoneyhewonfrommeatplay。
MadameRinaldihadagedsomewhat,butIknewherdirectly。
However,asIhadneverhadmorethanapassingfancyforher,wedidnotgobacktodayswhichdidneitherofusanyhonour。
"Iamdelightedtoseeyouagain,"saidI;"areyoustilllivingwithyourhusband?"
"Youwillseehiminhalfanhour,andhewillbegladtopresenthisrespectstoyou。"
"Ishouldnotatallcareforitmyself,madam;thereareoldquarrelsbetweenuswhichIdonotwanttorenew,so,madam,farewell。"
"No,no,don’tgoyet,sitdown。"
"Pardonme。"
"Irene,don’tletthegentlemango。"
AtthesewordsIreneranandbarredtheway——notlikeafiercemastiff,butlikeanangel,entreatingmetostaywiththatmingledlookofinnocence,fear,andhope,ofwhichgirlsknowtheeffectsowell。IfeltIcouldnotgo。
"Letmethrough,fairIrene,"saidI,"wemayseeeachothersomewhereelse。"
"Praydonotgobeforeyouhaveseenmyfather:"
Thewordswerespokensotenderlythatourlipsmet。Irenewasvictorious。Howcanoneresistaprettygirlwhoimploreswithakiss?Itookachair,andIrene,proudofhervictory,satonmykneeandcoveredmewithkisses。
ItookitintomyheadtotaskthecountesswhereandwhenIrenewasborn。
"AtMantua,"saidshe,"threemonthsafterIleftVenice。"
"AndwhendidyouleaveVenice?"
"SixmonthsafterImetyou。"
"Thatisacuriouscoincidence,andifwehadbeentenderlyacquaintedyoumightsaythatIrenewasmydaughter,andIshouldbelieveyou,andthinkthatmyaffectionforherwaspurelypaternal。"
"Yourmemoryisnotverygood,sir,Iwonderatthat。"
"Imaytellyou,thatIneverforgetcertainthings,ButIguessyourmeaning。YouwantmetosubduemylikingforIrene。Iamwillingtodoso,butshewillbetheloser。"
ThisconversationhadsilencedIrene,butshesoontookcourage,andsaidshewaslikeme。
"No,no,"Ianswered,"ifyouwerelikemeyouwouldnotbesopretty。"
"Idon’tthinkso;Ithinkyouareveryhandsome。"
"Youflatterme。"
"Staytodinnerwithus。"
"No,ifIstayedImightfallinlovewithyou,andthatwouldbeapity,asyourmothersaysIamyourfather。"
"Iwasjoking,"saidthecountess,"youmayloveIrenewithagoodconscience。"
"Wewillseewhatcanbedone。"
WhenIrenehadlefttheroom,Isaidtothemother,——
"Ilikeyourdaughter,butIwon’tbelongsighingforher,andyoumustn’ttakemeforadupe。"
"Speaktomyhusbandaboutit。Weareverypoor,andwewanttogotoCremona。"
"IsupposeIrenehasalover?"
"No。"
"Butshehashadone,ofcourse?"
"Neveranythingserious。"
"Ican’tbelieveit。"
"It’strue,nevertheless。Ireneisintact。"
JustthenIrenecameinwithherfather,whohadagedtosuchanextentthatIshouldneverhaveknownhiminthestreet。Hecameuptomeandembracedme,beggingmetoforgetthepast。"Itisonlyyou,"headded,"whocanfurnishmewithfundstogotoCremona。
Ihaveseveraldebtshere,andaminsomedangerofimprisonment。
Nobodyofanyconsequencecomestoseeme。MydeardaughteristheonlythingofvaluewhichIstillpossess。Ihavejustbeentryingtosellthispinchbeckwatch,andthoughIaskedonlysixsequins,whichishalfwhatitisworth,theywouldnotgivememorethantwo。Whenamangetsunfortunate,everythingisagainsthim。"
Itookthewatch,andgavethefathersixsequinsforit,andthenhandedittoIrene。Shesaidwithasmilethatshecouldnotthankme,asIonlygaveherbackherown,butshethankedmeforthepresentIhadmadeherfather。
"Here,"saidsheseriouslytotheoldman,"youcansellitagainnow。"
Thismademelaugh。Igavethecounttensequinsinaddition,embracedIrene,andsaidImustbegone,butthatIwouldseethemagaininthreeorfourdays。
Ireneescortedmetothebottomofthestairs,andassheallowedmetoassuremyselfthatshestillpossessedtheroseofvirginity,Igaveheranothertensequins,andtoldherthatthefirsttimeshewentalonetotheballwithmeIwouldgiveherahundredsequins。Shesaidshewouldconsultherfather。
FeelingsurethatthepoordevilwouldhandoverIrenetome,andhavingnoapartmentinwhichIcouldenjoyherinfreedom,I
stoppedtoreadabillinapastrycook’swindow。Itannouncedaroomtolet。Iwentin,andthepastrycooktoldmethatthehousebelongedtohim,andhisprettywife,whowassucklingababy,beggedmetocomeupstairsandseetheroom。Thestreetwasalonelyone,andhadapleasingairofmysteryaboutit。Iclimbedtothethirdfloor,buttheroomstherewerewretchedgarretsofnousetome。
"Thefirstfloor,"saidthewoman,"consistsofasuiteoffournicerooms,butweonlyletthemtogether。"
"Letusgoandseethem。Good!theywilldo。Whatistherent?"
"Youmustsettlethatwithmyhusband。"
"Andcan’tIsettleanythingwithyou,mydear?"
SosayingIgaveherakisswhichshetookverykindly,butshesmeltofnursing,whichIdetested,soIdidnotgoanyfartherdespiteherradiantbeauty。
Imademybargainwiththelandlord,andpaidamonth’srentinadvanceforwhichhegavemeareceipt。ItwasagreedthatI
shouldcomeandgoasIpleased,andthatheshouldprovidemewithfood。Igavehimanamesocommonastotellhimnothingwhateveraboutme,butheseemedtocareverylittleaboutthat。
AsIhadagreedwithBarbarotovisitthefairmarchionesses,I
dressedcarefully,andafteraslightrepastwiththecountess,whowaspleasantbutdidnotquitepleaseme,Imetmyfellow—
countrymanandwecalledonthetwocousins。
"Ihavecome,"saidI,"tobegyourpardonsforhavingrevealedtoyouthesecretofthesnuff—box。"
Theyblushed,andscoldedBarbaro,thinkingthathehadbetrayedthem。OnexaminingthemIfoundthemfarsuperiortoIrene,mypresentflame,buttheirmanner,therespecttheyseemedtorequire,frightenedme。Iwasnotatalldisposedtodanceattendanceonthem。Irene,onthecontrary,wasaneasyprey。I
hadonlytodoherparentsaservice,andshewasinmypower;
whilethetwocousinshadtheirfullshareofaristocraticpride,whichdebasesthenobilitytothelevelofthevilestofthepeople,andonlyimposesuponfools,whoafterallareinthemajorityeverywhere。FurtherIwasnolongeratthatbrilliantagewhichfearsnothing,andIwasafraidthatmyappearancewouldhardlyovercomethem。ItistruethatBarbarohadmademehopethatpresentswouldbeofsomeuse,butafterwhattheMarquisTriulzihadsaid,IfearedthatBarbarohadonlyspokenonsupposition。
Whenthecompanywassufficientlynumerous,thecard—tableswerebroughtin。IsatdownbyMdlle。Q————,anddisposedmyselftoplayforsmallstakes。Iwasintroducedbytheaunt,themistressofthehouse,toayounggentlemaninAustrianuniformwhosatbesideme。
Mydearcountrymanplayedlikeatruesharper,muchtomydispleasure。Myfairneighbour,attheendofthegame,whichlastedfourhours,foundherselfthegainerofafewsequins,buttheofficer,whohadplayedonhiswordofhonour,afterlosingallthemoneyinhispockets,owedtenlouis。Thebankwasthewinneroffiftysequins,includingtheofficer’sdebt。Astheyoungmanlivedatsomedistancehehonouredmebycominginmycarriage。
Ontheway,BarbarotoldushewouldintroduceustoagirlwhohadjustcomefromVenice。Theofficercaughtfireatthis,andbeggedthatweshouldgoandseeherdirectly,andweaccordinglywent。Thegirlwaswellenoughlooking,butneitherInortheofficercaredmuchabouther。Whiletheyweremakingsomecoffeeforus,andBarbarowasentertainingtheyounglady,Itookapackofcards,andhadnotmuchdifficultyininducingtheofficertorisktwentysequinsagainstthetwentyIputonthetable。WhilewewereplayingIspoketohimofthepassionwithwhichtheyoungmarchionessinspiredme。
"She’smysister,"saidhe。
Iknewasmuch,butpretendedtobeastonished,andIwentonplaying。TakingtheopportunityItoldhimthatIknewofnoonewhocouldletthemarchionessknowofmyaffectionbetterthanhe。
Imadehimlaugh,andashethoughtIwasjestingheonlygavevagueanswers;butseeingthatwhileItalkedofmypassionI
forgotmycard,hesoonwonthetwentysequinsfromme,andimmediatelypaidthemtoBarbaro。IntheexcessofhisjoyheembracedmeasifIhadgivenhimthemoney;andwhenwepartedhepromisedtogivemesomegoodnewsofhissisteratournextmeeting。
IhadtogotosupperwithTherese,Greppi,andmyson,buthavingsomesparetimebeforemeIwenttotheopera—house。Thethirdactwasgoingon,andIaccordinglyvisitedthecardroom,andtherelosttwohundredsequinsatasingledeal。IlefttheroomalmostasifIwasflyingfromanenemy。Cananoshookmebythehand,andtoldmeheexpectedmeandthemarquistodinnereveryday,andIpromisedwewouldcomeattheearliestopportunity。
IwenttoTherese’s,andfoundGreppitherebeforeme。ThereseandDonCesarino,whomIcoveredwithkisses,cameinaquarterofanhourafterwards。Thebankerstaredathiminspeechlesswonder。Hecouldnotmakeoutwhetherhewasmysonormybrother。Seeinghisamazement,TheresetoldhimCesarinowasherbrother。Thisstupefiedtheworthymanstillmore。AtlastheaskedmeifIhadknownTherese’smotherprettywell,andonmyansweringintheaffirmativeheseemedmoreatease。
Themealwasexcellent,butallmyattentionwenttomyson。Hehadalltheadvantagesofagooddispositionandanexcellenteducation。HehadgrownagreatdealsinceIhadseenhimatFlorence,andhismentalpowershaddevelopedproportionately。
Hispresencemadethepartygrave,butsweet。Theinnocenceofyouththrowsarounditanineffablecharm;itdemandsrespectandrestraint。AnhouraftermidnightweleftTherese,andIwenttobed,wellpleasedwithmyday’swork,forthelossoftwohundredsequinsdidnottroublememuch。
WhenIgotupIreceivedanotefromIrene,beggingmetocallonher。Herfatherhadgivenherpermissiontogotothenextballwithme,andshehadadomino,butshewantedtospeaktome。I
wroteandtoldherIwouldseeherinthecourseoftheday。I
hadwrittentotelltheMarquisTriulzithatIwasgoingtodinewithCanano,andherepliedthathewouldbethere。
Wefoundthisskilledgamesterinafinehouse,richlyfurnished,andshewingtracesoneverysideofthewealthandtasteofitsowner。Cananointroducedmetotwohandsomewomen,oneofwhomwashismistress,andtofiveorsixmarquises;foratMilannonoblewhoisnotamarquisisthoughtanythingof,justasinthesamewaytheyareallcountsatVicenza。Thedinnerwasmagnificentandtheconversationhighlyintellectual。InamirthfulmomentCananosaidhehadknownmeforseventeenyears,hisacquaintancedatingfromthetimeIhadjuggledaprofessionalgamester,callinghimselfCountCeli,outofaprettyballet—girlwhomIhadtakentoMantua。IconfessedthedeedandamusedthecompanybythestoryofwhathadhappenedatMantuawithOreilan,andhowIhadfoundCountCeliatCesenametamorphosedintoCountAlfani。Somebodymentionedtheballwhichwastobeheldthenextday,andwhenIsaidIwasnotgoingtheylaughed。
"IbetIknowyou,"saidCanano,"ifyoucometothebank。"
"Iamnotgoingtoplayanymore,"saidI。
"Allthebetterforme,"answeredCanano;"forthoughyourpuntingisunlucky,youdon’tleaveofftillyouhavewonmymoney。Butthat’sonlymyjoke;tryagain,andIprotestIwouldseeyouwinhalfmyfortunegladly。"
CountCananohadaringonhisfingerwithastonenotunlikeoneofmine;ithadcosthimtwothousandsequins,whileminewasworththreethousand。Heproposedthatweshouldstakethemagainsteachotherafterhavingthemunmountedandvalued。
"When?"saidI。
"Beforegoingtotheopera。"
"Verygood;butontwoturnsofthecards,andadealtoeach。"
"No,Ineverpunt。"
"Thenwemustequalisethegame。"
"Howdoyoumean?"
"Byleavingdoublesandthelasttwocardsoutofaccount。"
"Thenyouwouldhavetheadvantage。"
"IfyoucanprovethatIwillpayyouahundredsequins。Indeed,Iwouldbetanythingyoulikethatthegamewouldstillbetotheadvantageofthebanker。"
"Canyouproveit?"
"Yes;andIwillnametheMarquisTriulziasjudge。"
Iwasaskedtoprovemypointwithoutanyquestionofabet。
"Theadvantagesofthebanker,"saidI,"aretwo。Thefirstandthesmalleristhatallhehasgottoattendtoisnottodealwrongly,whichisaverysmallmattertoanhabitualplayer;andallthetimethepunterhastorackhisbrainsonthechancesofonecardoranothercomingout。Theotheradvantageisoneoftime。Thebankerdrawshiscardatleastasecondbeforethepunter,andthisagaingiveshimapurchase"
Noonereplied;butaftersomethoughttheMarquisTriulzisaidthattomakethechancesperfectlyequaltheplayerswouldhavetobeequal,whichwasalmostoutofthequestion。
"Allthatistoosublimeforme,"saidCanano;"Idon’tunderstandit。"But,afterall,therewasnotmuchtounderstand。
AfterdinnerIwenttothe"ThreeKings"tofindoutwhatIrenehadtosaytome,andtoenjoyherpresence。Whenshesawmesheranuptome,threwherarmsroundmyneck,andkissedme,butwithtoomucheagernessformetolaymuchvalueonthesalute。
However,Ihavealwaysknownthatifonewantstoenjoypleasureonemustnotphilosophiseaboutit,oronerunsariskoflosinghalftheenjoyment。IfIrenehadstruckmeindancingthe’forlana’,whyshouldnotIhavepleasedherinspiteofmysuperiorityinage?Itwasnotimpossible,andthatshouldbeenoughforme,asIdidnotintendtomakehermywife。
Thefatherandmotherreceivedmeastheirpreserver,andtheymayhavebeensincere。Thecountbeggedmetocomeoutoftheroomforamomentwithhim,andwhenwewereontheothersideofthedoor,said,——
"Forgiveanoldandunfortunateman,forgiveafather,ifIaskyouwhetheritistruethatyoupromisedIreneahundredsequinsifIwouldlethergototheballwithyou。"
"Itisquitetrue,butofcourseyouknowwhattheconsequenceswillbe。"
AtthesewordsthepooroldrascaltookholdofmeinawaywhichwouldhavefrightenedmeifIhadnotpossessedtwicehisstrength,butitwasonlytoembraceme。
Wewentbacktotheroom,heintearsandIlaughing。Heranandtoldhiswife,whohadnotbeenabletobelieveinsuchluckanymorethanherhusband,andIreneaddedacomicelementtothescenebysaying,——
"Youmustnotthinkmealiar,orthatmyparentssuspectedthatI
wasimposingonthem;theyonlythoughtyousaidfiftyinsteadofahundred,asifIwerenotworthsuchasum"
"Youareworthathousand,mydearIrene;yourcourageinbarringthewaypleasedmeextremely。Butyoumustcometotheballinadomino。"
"Oh!youwillbepleasedwithmydress。"
"Arethosetheshoesandbucklesyouaregoingtowear?Haveyounootherstockings?Whereareyourgloves?"
"Goodheavens!Ihavenothing。"
"Quick!Sendforthetradesmen。Wewillchoosewhatwewant,andIwillpay。"
Rinaldiwentouttosummonajeweller,ashoemaker,astocking—
maker,andaperfumer。IspentthirtysequinsinwhatI
considerednecessary,butthenInoticedthattherewasnoEnglishpointonhermask,andburstoutagain。Thefatherbroughtinamilliner,whoadornedthemaskwithanelloflaceforwhichI
paidtwelvesequins。Irenewasingreatdelight,butherfatherandmotherwouldhavepreferredtohavethemoneyintheirpockets,andatbottomtheywereright。
WhenIreneputonherfineclothesIthoughtherdelicious,andI
sawwhatanessentialthingdressistoawoman。
"Beready,"saidI,"beforethetimefortheoperato—morrow,forbeforegoingtotheballwewillsuptogetherinaroomwhichbelongstome,whereweshallbequiteatourease。Youknowwhattoexpect,"Iadded,embracingher。Sheansweredmewithanardentkiss。
AsItookleaveofherfather,heaskedmewhereIwasgoingafterleavingMilan。
"ToMarseilles,thentoParis,andthentoLondon,atwhichplaceIintendstoppingayear。"
"YourflightfromTheLeadswaswonderfullylucky。"
"Yes,butIriskedmylife。"
"Youhavecertainlydeservedallyourgoodfortune。"
"Doyouthinkso?Ihaveonlyusedmyfortune——insubserviencetomypleasures。"
"Iwonderyoudonothavearegularmistress:"
"Thereasonis,thatIliketobemyownmaster。Amistressatmycoat—tailswouldbemoretroublesomethanawife;shewouldbeanobstacletothenumerouspleasantadventuresIencounterateverytown。Forexample,ifIhadamistressIshouldnotbeabletotakethecharmingIrenetotheballto—morrow。"
"Youspeaklikeawiseman。"
"Yes,thoughmywisdomisbynomeansoftheausterekind。"
IntheeveningIwenttotheopera,andshouldnodoubthavegonetothecard—tableifIhadnotseenCesarinointhepit。Ispenttwodelightfulhourswithhim。Heopenedhishearttome,andbeggedmetopleadforhimwithhissistertogetherconsenttohisgoingtosea,forwhichhehadagreatlonging。Hesaidthathemightmakealargefortunebyajudiciouscourseoftrading。
Afteratemperatesupperwithmydearboy,Iwenttobed。Thenextmorningthefineyoungofficer,theMarchionessofQ————’sbrother,cameandaskedmetogivehimabreakfast。Hesaidhehadcommunicatedmyproposaltohissister,andthatshehadrepliedthatImustbemakingafoolofhim,asitwasnotlikelythatamanwholivedasIdidwouldbethinkingofmarrying。
"IdidnottellyouthatIaspiredtothehonourofmarryingher。"
"No,andIdidnotsayanythingaboutmarriage;butthat’swhatthegirlsarealwaysaimingat。"
"Imustgoanddisabuseherofthenotion。"
"That’sagoodidea;principalsarealwaysthebestintheseaffairs。Comeattwoo’clock,Ishallbediningthere,andasI
havegottospeaktohercousinyouwillbeatlibertytosaywhatyoulike。"
Thisarrangementsuitedmeexactly。Inoticedthatmyfuturebrother—in—lawadmiredalittlegoldcaseonmynight—table,soI
beggedhimtoacceptitasasouvenirofourfriendship。Heembracedme,andputitinhispocket,sayinghewouldkeepittillhisdyingday。
"Youmeantillthedaywhenitadvancesyoursuitwithalady,"
saidI。
IwassureofhavingagoodsupperwithIrene,soIresolvedtotakenodinner。AsthecounthadgonetoSt。Angelo,fifteenmilesfromMilan,thedaybefore,Ifeltobligedtowaitonthecountessinherroom,tobeghertoexcusemypresenceatdinner。
Shewasverypolite,andtoldmebynomeanstotroublemyself。I
suspectedthatshewastryingtoimposeonme,butIwantedhertothinkshewasdoingsosuccessfully。InmycharacterofdupeI
toldherthatinLentIwouldmakeamendsforthedissipationwhichpreventedmepayingmycourttoher。"Happily,"Iadded,"Lentisnotfaroff。"
"Ihopeitwillbeso,"saidthedeceitfulwomanwithanenchantingsmile,ofwhichonlyawomanwithpoisoninherheartiscapable。Withthesewordsshetookapinchofsnuff,andofferedmeherbox。
"Butwhatisthis,mydearcountess,itisn’tsnuff?"
"No,"shereplied,"itmakesthenosebleed,andisanexcellentthingforthehead—ache。"
IwassorrythatIhadtakenit,butsaidwithalaugh,thatIhadnotgotahead—ache,anddidnotlikemynosetobleed。
"Itwon’tbleedmuch,"saidshe,withasmile,"anditisreallybeneficial。"
Asshespoke,webothbegantosneeze,andIshouldhavefeltveryangryifIhadnotseenhersmile。
Knowingsomethingaboutthesesneezingpowders,Ididnotthinkweshouldbleed,butIwasmistaken。Directlyafter,Ifeltadropofblood,andshetookasilverbasinfromhernight—table。
"Comehere,"saidshe,"Iambeginningtobleedtoo。"
Therewewere,bleedingintothesamebasin,facingeachotherinthemostridiculousposition。Afteraboutthirtydropshadfallenfromeachofus,thebleedingceased。Shewaslaughingallthetime,andIthoughtthebestthingIcoulddowastoimitateherexample。Wewashedourselvesinfairwaterinanotherbasin。
"Thisadmixtureofourblood,"saidshe,stillsmiling,"willcreateasweetsympathybetweenus,whichwillonlyendwiththedeathofoneortheother"
Icouldmakenosenseofthis,butthereaderwillsoonseethatthewretchedwomandidnotmeanourfriendshiptolastverylong。
Iaskedhertogivemesomeofthepowder,butsherefused;andonmyenquiringthenameofit,sherepliedthatshedidnotknow,asaladyfriendhadgivenittoher。
Iwasagooddealpuzzledbytheeffectsofthispowder,neverhavingheardofthelikebefore,andassoonasIleftthecountessIwenttoanapothecarytoenquireaboutit,butMr。
DrenchwasnowiserthanI。Hecertainlysaidthateuphorbiasometimesproducedbleedingofthenose,butitwasnotacaseofsometimesbutalways。Thissmalladventuremademethinkseriously。TheladywasSpanish,andshemusthateme;andthesetwofactsgaveanimportancetoourblood—lettingwhichitwouldnototherwisepossess。
Iwenttoseethetwocharmingcousins,andIfoundtheyoungofficerwithMdlle。F————intheroombythegarden。Theladywaswriting,andonthepretextofnotdisturbingherIwentafterMdlle。Q————,whowasinthegarden。Igreetedherpolitely,andsaidIhadcometoapologizeforastupidblunderwhichmusthavegivenheraverypooropinionofme。
"Iguesswhatyoumean,butpleasetounderstandthatmybrothergavemeyourmessageinperfectinnocence。Lethimbelievewhathelikes。DoyouthinkIreallybelievedyoucapableoftakingsuchastep,whenwebarelykneweachother?"
"Iamgladtohearyousayso。"
"Ithoughtthebestthingwouldbetogiveamatrimonialturntoyourgallantry。Otherwisemybrother,whoisquiteayoungman,mighthaveinterpreteditinanunfavourablesense。"
"Thatwascleverlydone,andofcourseIhavenothingmoretosay。
Nevertheless,Iam’gratefultoyourbrotherforhavinggivenyoutounderstandthatyourcharmshaveproducedavividimpressiononme。Iwoulddoanythingtoconvinceyouofmyaffection。"
"Thatisallverywell,butitwouldhavebeenwisertoconcealyourfeelingsfrommybrother,and,allowmetoadd,frommyselfaswell。Youmighthavelovedmewithouttellingme,andthen,thoughIshouldhaveperceivedthestateofyouraffections,I
couldhavepretendednottodoso。ThenIshouldhavebeenatmyease,butascircumstancesnowstandIshallhavetobecareful。
Doyousee?"
"Really,marchioness,youastonishme。IwasneversoclearlyconvincedthatIhavedoneafoolishthing。Andwhatisstillmoresurprising,isthatIwasawareofallyouhavetoldme。Butyouhavemademelosemyhead。Ihopeyouwillnotpunishmetooseverely?"
"Prayinformmehowitliesinmypowertopunishyou。"
"Bynotlovingme。"
"Ah!lovingandnotloving;thatisoutofone’spower。Ofasuddenweknowthatweareinlove,andourfateissealed。"
Iinterpretedtheselastwordstomyownadvantage,andturnedtheconversation。Iaskedherifshewasgoingtotheball。
"No。"
"Perhapsyouaregoingincognito?"
"Weshouldliketo,butitisanimpossibility;thereisalwayssomeonewhoknowsus。"
"Ifyouwouldtakemeintoyourservice,Iwouldwageranythingthatyouwouldnotberecognized。"
"Youwouldnotcaretotroubleyourselfaboutus。"
"Ilikeyoutobealittlesceptical,butputmetotheproof。Ifyoucouldmanagetoslipoutunobserved,Iwouldengagetodisguiseyouinsuchamannerthatnoonewouldknowyou。"
"Wecouldleavethehousewithmybrotherandayoungladywithwhomheisinlove。Iamsurehewouldkeepourcounsel。"
"Ishallbedelighted,butitmustbefortheballonSunday。I
willtalkitoverwithyourbrother。KindlywarnhimnottoletBarbaroknowanythingaboutit。YouwillbeabletoputonyourdisguiseinaplaceIknowof。However,wecansettleaboutthatagain。Ishallcarrythematterthrough,youmaybesure,withgreatsecrecy。Permitmetokissyourhand。"
Shegaveitme,andafterimprintingagentlekissIheldittomyheart,andhadthehappinessoffeelingasoftpressure。Ihadnoparticulardisguiseinmyhead,butfeelingsureofhittingonsomethingIputofftheconsiderationofittillthenextday;thepresentbelongedtoIrene。Iputonmydomino,andwenttothe"ThreeKings,"whereIfoundIrenewaitingformeatthedoor。
Shehadrundownassoonasshehadseenmycarriage,andIwasflatteredbythismarkofhereagerness。Wewenttomyrooms,andIorderedtheconfectionertogetmeachoicesupperbymidnight。
Wehadsixhoursbeforeus,butthereaderwillexcusemydescribingthemannerinwhichtheywerespent。Theopeningwasmadewiththeusualfracture,whichIreneborewithasmile,forshewasnaturallyvoluptuous。Wegotupatmidnight,pleasantlysurprisedtofindourselvesfamishingwithhunger,andadelicioussupperwaitingforus。
Irenetoldmethatherfatherhadtaughthertodealinsuchamannerthatshecouldnotlose。Iwascurioustoseehowitwasdone,andonmygivingherapackofcardssheproceededtodistractmyattentionbytalkingtome,andinafewminutesthethingwasdone。IgaveherthehundredsequinsIhadpromisedher,andtoldhertogoonwithherplay。
"Ifyouonlyplayonasinglecard,"saidshe,"youaresuretolose。"
"Nevermind;goahead。"
Shedidso,andIwasforcedtoconfessthatifIhadnotbeenwarnedIshouldneverhavedetectedthetrick。IsawwhatatreasureshemustbetotheoldrascalRinaldi。Withherairofinnocenceandgaiety,shewouldhaveimposedonthemostexperiencedsharpers。Shesaidinamortifiedmannerthatsheneverhadanyopportunityofturninghertalentstoaccount,astheirassociateswerealwaysabeggarlylot。SheaddedtenderlythatifIwouldtakeherwithmeshewouldleaveherparentsthereandwintreasuresforme。
"WhenIamnotplayingagainstsharpers,"shesaid,"Icanalsopuntverywell。"
"ThenyoucancometoCanano’sbankandriskthehundredsequinsI
havegivenyou。Puttwentysequinsonacard,andifyouwingoparoli,seven,andtheva,andleavethegamewhentheyturnup。
Ifyoucan’tmakethethreecardscomeoutsecond,youwilllose,butIwillreimburseyou。"
Atthissheembracedme,andaskedifIwouldtakehalftheprofits。
"No,"saidI,"youshallhaveitall。"
Ithoughtshewouldhavegonemadwithjoy。
Wewentoffinsedan—chairs,andtheballnothavingcommencedwewenttotheassembly—rooms。Cananohadnotyetdoneanything,andheopenedapackofcardsandpretendednottorecognizeme,buthesmiledtoseetheprettymasker,mycompanion,sitdownandplayinsteadofme。Irenemadehimaprofoundbowashemaderoomforherbyhisside,andputtingthehundredsequinsbeforehershebeganbywinningahundredandtwenty—five,asinsteadofgoingsevenandtheva,sheonlywentthepaixdeparoli。Iwaspleasedtoseeherthuscareful,andIlethergoon。Inthefollowingdealshelostonthreecardsinsuccession,andthenwonanotherpaixdeparoli。Shethenbowedtothebanker,pocketedherwinnings,andleftthetable,butjustasweweregoingoutI
heardsomebodysobbing,andonmyturningtohershesaid,"Iamsureitismyfatherweepingforjoy。"
Shehadthreehundredandsixtysequinswhichshetooktohimafteramusingherselfforafewhours。Ionlydancedoneminuetwithher,formyamorousexploitsandtheheavysupperIhadtakenhadtiredme,andIlongedforrest。IletIrenedancewithwhomsheliked,andgoingintoacornerfellasleep。IwokeupwithastartandsawIrenestandingbeforeme。Ihadbeenasleepforthreehours。Itookherbacktothe"ThreeKings,"andleftherinthechargeofherfatherandmother。Thepoormanwasquitealarmedtoseesomuchgoldonthetable,andtoldmetowishhimapleasantjourney,ashewasstartinginafewhours。IcouldmakenooppositionandIdidnotwishtodoso,butIrenewasfurious。
"Iwon’tgo,"shecried;"Iwanttostaywithmylover。Youaretheruinofmylife。Wheneveranybodytakesalikingtome,yousnatchmeaway。Ibelongtothisgentleman,andIwon’tleavehim。"
However,shesawthatIdidnotbackherup,andbegantoweep,thenkissedmeagainandagain,andjustasshewasgoingtositdown,wornoutwithfatigueanddespair,Iwentoff,wishingthemapleasantjourney,andtellingIreneweshouldmeetagain。ThereaderwilllearninduetimewhenandhowIsawthemagain。
AfterallthefatigueIhadgonethroughIwasgladtogotobed。
Itwaseighto’clockwhentheyounglieutenantawokeme。
"Mysisterhastoldmeaboutthemasquerade,"saidhe,"butIhaveagreatsecrettoconfideinyou。"
"Sayon,andcountonmykeepingyoursecret。"
"Oneofthefinestnoblemenofthetown,myfriendandmycousin’slover,whohastobeverycarefulofhisactionsonaccountofhisexaltedposition,wouldliketobeofthepartyifyouhavenoobjection。Mysisterandmycousinwouldlikehimtocomeverymuch。"
"Ofcourseheshall。Ihavebeenmakingmycalculationsforapartyoffive,andnowitwillbeapartyofsix,thatisall。"
"Youreallyareasplendidfellow。"
"OnSundayeveningyoumustbeatacertainplace,ofwhichIwilltellyou。Firstofallwewillhavesupper,thenputonourdisguises,andthengototheball。To—morrowatfiveo’clockweshallmeetatyoursister’s。AllIwanttoknowiswhatistheheightofyourmistressandoftheyoungnobleman。"
"Mysweetheartistwoinchesshorterthanmysister,andalittlethinner;myfriendisjustaboutthesamemakeasyouare,andifyouweredressedalikeyouwouldbemistakenforeachother。"
"Thatwilldo。Letmethinkitover,andleavemealonenow;
there’saCapuchinwaitingforme,andIamcurioustolearnhisbusiness。"
ACapuchinhadcalledonmeandIhadtoldClairmonttogivehimanalms,buthehadsaidhewantedtospeaktomeinprivate。I
waspuzzled,forwhatcouldaCapuchinhavetosaytome?
Hecamein,andIwasatonceimpressedbyhisgraveandreverendappearance。Imadehimaprofoundbowandofferedhimaseat,butheremainedstanding,andsaid,"Sir,listenattentivelytowhatIamabouttotellyou,andbewareofdespisingmyadvice,foritmightcostyouyourlife。
Youwouldrepentwhenitwastoolate。Afterhearingme,followmyadviceimmediately;butasknoquestions,forIcananswernone。Youmayguess,perhaps,thatwhatsilencesmeisareasonincumbentonallChristians——thesacredsealoftheconfessional。
Youmaybesurethatmywordisabovesuspicion;Ihavenointerestsofmyowntoserve。Iamactinginobediencetoaninspiration;Ithinkitmustbeyourguardianangelspeakingwithmyvoice。Godwillnotabandonyoutothemaliceofyourenemies。
TellmeifIhavetouchedyourheart,andifyoufeeldisposedtofollowthecounselsIamgoingtogiveyou。"
"Ihavelistenedtoyou,father,withattentionandrespect。
Speakfreelyandadviseme;whatyouhavesaidhasnotonlymovedme,buthasalmostfrightenedme。Ipromisetodoasyoutellmeifitisnothingagainsthonourorthelightofreason。"
"Verygood。Afeelingofcharitywillpreventyourdoinganythingtocompromiseme,whatevermaybetheendoftheaffair。Youwillnotspeakofmetoanyone,orsayeitherthatyouknowmeordonotknowme?"
"IsweartoyouIwillnotonmyfaithasaChristian。Butspeak,Ientreatyou。Yourlongprefacehasmademeburnwithimpatience。"
"Thisday,beforenoon,gobyyourselfto—————Square,No。———,onthesecondfloor,andringatthebellonyourleft。TellthepersonwhoopensthedoorthatyouwanttospeaktoMadame。Youwillbetakentoherroomwithoutanydifficulty;Iamsureyournamewillnotbeasked,butiftheydoaskyou,giveanimaginaryname。Whenyouarefacetofacewiththewoman,beghertohearyou,andaskherforhersecret,andtoinspireconfidenceputasequinortwoinherhand。Sheispoor,andIamsurethatyourgenerositywillmakeheryourfriend。Shewillshutherdoor,andtellyoutosayon。
"Youmustthenlookgrave,andtellherthatyouarenotgoingtoleaveherhousebeforeshegivesyouthelittlebottlethataservantbroughtheryesterdaywithanote。Ifsheresists,remainfirm,butmakenonoise;donotletherleavetheroomorcallanybody。Finally,tellherthatyouwillgiveherdoublethemoneyshemaylosebygivingyouthebottleandallthatdependsonit。Rememberthesewords:andallthatdependsonit。Shewilldowhateveryouwant。Itwillnotcostyoumuch,butevenifitdid,yourlifeisworthmorethanallthegoldofPeru。Icansaynomore,butbeforeIgo,promisemethatyouwillfollowmyadvice。"
"Yes,reverendfather,Iwillfollowtheinspirationoftheangelwholedyouhere。"
"MayGodgiveyouHisblessing。"
WhenthegoodpriestwentoutIdidnotfeelatalldisposedtolaugh。Reason,certainly,bademedespisethewarning,butmyinherentsuperstitionwastoostrongforreason。Besides,IlikedtheCapuchin。Helookedlikeagoodman,andIfeltboundbythepromiseIhadgivenhim。Hehadpersuadedme,andmyreasontoldmethatamanshouldnevergoagainsthispersuasion;infine,I
hadmadeupmymind。ItookthepieceofpaperonwhichIhadwrittenthewordsIhadtouse,Iputapairofpistolsinmypocket,andItoldClairmonttowaitformeinthesquare。Thislatter,Ithought,wasaprecautionthatcoulddonoharm。
EverythinghappenedasthegoodCapuchinhadsaid。Theawfuloldcreaturetookcourageatthesightofthetwosequins,andboltedherdoor。ShebeganbylaughingandsayingthatsheknewIwasamorous,andthatitwasmyfaultifIwerenothappy,butthatshewoulddomybusinessforme。IsawbythesewordsthatIhadtodowithapretendedsorceress。ThefamousMotherBontempshadspokeninthesamewaytomeatParis。ButwhenItoldherthatI
wasnotgoingtoleavetheroomtillIhadgotthemysteriousbottle,andallthatdependedonit,herfacebecamefearful;shetrembled,andwouldhaveescapedfromtheroom;butIstoodbeforeherwithanopenknife,andwouldnotsufferhertopass。ButonmytellingherthatIwouldgiveherdoublethesumshewastobepaidforherwitchcraft,andthatthusshewouldbethegainerandnotaloserincomplyingwithmydemands,shebecamecalmoncemore。
"Ishalllosesixsequins,"saidshe,"butyouwillgladlypaydoublewhenIshewyouwhatIhavegot;Iknowwhoyouare。"
"WhoamI?"
"GiacomoCasanova,theVenetian。"
ItwasthenIdrewthetensequinsfrommypurse。Theoldwomanwassoftenedatthesightofthemoney,andsaid,"Iwouldnothavekilledyououtright,certainly,butIwouldhavemadeyouamorousandwretched。"
"Explainwhatyoumean。"
"Followme。"
Iwentafterherintoacloset,andwasgreatlyamazedatsingnumerousarticlesaboutwhichmycommonsensecouldtellmenothing。Therewerephialsofallshapesandsizes,stonesofdifferentcolours,metals,minerals,bignailsandsmallnails,pincers,crucibles,misshapenimages,andthelike。
"Hereisthebottle,"saidtheoldwoman。
"Whatdoesitcontain?"
"Yourbloodandthecountess’s,asyouwillseeinthisletter。"
Iunderstoodeverythingthen,andnowIwonderIdidnotburstoutlaughing。Butasamatteroffactmyhairstoodonend,asI
reflectedontheawfulwickednessofwhichtheSpaniardwascapable。Acoldsweatburstoutallovermybody。
"Whatwouldyouhavedonewiththisblood?"
"Ishouldhaveplasteredyouwithit。"
"Whatdoyoumeanby’plastered’?Idon’tunderstandyou。"
"Iwillshewyou。"
AsItrembledwithfeartheoldwomanopenedacasket,acubitlong,containingawaxenstatueofamanlyingonhisback。Mynamewaswrittenonit,andthoughitwasbadlymoulded,myfeatureswererecognizable。TheimageboremycrossoftheOrderoftheGoldenSpur,andthegenerativeorgansweremadeofanenormoussize。AtthisIburstintoafitofhystericallaughter,andhadtositdowninanarm—chairtillitwasover。
AssoonasIhadgotbackmybreaththesorceresssaid,"Youlaugh,doyou?WoetoyouifIhadbathedyouinthebathofbloodmingledaccordingtomyart,andmorewoestillif,afterI
hadbathedyon,Ihadthrownyourimageonaburningcoal:"
"Isthisall?"
"Yes。"
"Alltheapparatusistobecomeminefortwelvesequins;heretheyare。Andnow,quick!lightmeafirethatImaymeltthismonster,andasforthebloodIthinkIwillthrowitoutofthewindow。"
Thiswasnosoonersaidthandone。
TheoldwomanhadbeenafraidthatIshouldtakethebottleandtheimagehomewithme,andusethemtoherruin;andshewasdelightedtoseememelttheimage。ShetoldmethatIwasanangelofgoodness,andbeggedmenottotellanyoneofwhathadpassedbetweenus。IsworeIwouldkeepmyowncounsel,evenwiththecountess。
Iwasastonishedwhenshecalmlyofferedtomakethecountessmadlyinlovewithmeforanothertwelvesequins,butIpolitelyrefusedandadvisedhertoabandonherfearfultradeifshedidnotwanttobeburntalive。
IfoundClairmontathispost,andIsenthimhome。InspiteofallIhadgonethrough,Iwasnotsorrytohaveacquiredtheinformation,andtohavefollowedtheadviceofthegoodCapuchinwhoreallybelievedmetobeindeadlyperil。Hehaddoubtlessheardofitintheconfessionalfromthewomanwhohadcarriedthebloodtothewitch。Auricularconfessionoftenworksmiraclesofthiskind。
IwasdeterminednevertoletthecountesssuspectthatIhaddiscoveredhercriminalproject,andIresolvedtobehavetowardshersoastoappeaseheranger,andtomakeherforgetthecruelinsulttowhichIhadsubjectedher。Itwasluckyformethatshebelievedinsorcery;otherwiseshewouldhavehadmeassassinated。
AssoonasIgotin,IchosethebetterofthetwocloaksIhad,andpresentedherwithit。Sheacceptedthegiftwithexquisitegrace,andaskedmewhyIgaveither。
"Idreamt,"saidI,"thatyouweresoangrywithmethatyouweregoingtohavemeassassinated。"
Sheblushed,andansweredthatshehadnotgonemad。Ileftherabsorbedinasombrereverie。Nevertheless,whethersheforgotandforgave,orwhethershecouldhituponnootherwayoftakingvengeance,shewasperfectlyagreeabletomeduringtherestofmystayinMilan。
Thecountcamebackfromhisestate,andsaidthatwemustreallygoandseetheplaceatthebeginningofLent。IpromisedIwouldcome,butthecountesssaidshecouldnotbeoftheparty。I
pretendedtobemortified,butinrealityherdeterminationwasanextremelypleasantonetome。
CHAPTERXX
TheMasquerade——MyAmourwiththeFairMarchioness——TheDesertedGirl;IBecomeHerDeliverer——MyDepartureforSt。AngeloAsIhadengagedmyselftoprovideanabsolutelyimpenetrabledisguise,Iwantedtoinventacostumeremarkableatonceforitsoriginalityanditsrichness。Itorturedmybrainssotospeak,andmyreadersshallseeiftheythinkmyinventionwasagoodone。
IwantedsomeoneonwhomIcouldrely,andaboveall,atailor。
ItmaybeimaginedthatmyworthygossipwasthetailorI
immediatelythoughtof。Zenobiawouldbeasserviceableasherhusband;shecoulddosomeofthework,andwaitontheyoungladieswhomIwasgoingtodressup。
Italkedtomygossip,andtoldhimtotakemetothebestsecond—
handclothesdealerinMilan。
WhenwegottotheshopIsaidtotheman——
"Iwanttolookatyourveryfinestcostumes,bothforladiesandgentlemen。"
"Wouldyoulikesomethingthathasneverbeenworn?"
"Certainly,ifyouhavegotsuchathing。"
"Ihaveaveryrichassortmentofnewclothes。"
"Getme,then,inthefirstplace,ahandsomevelvetsuit,allinonepiece,whichnobodyinMilanwillbeabletorecognize。"
Insteadofoneheshewedmeadozensuchsuits,allinexcellentcondition。Ichoseabluevelvetlinedwithwhitesatin。Thetailorconductedthebargaining,anditwaslaidononeside;thiswasfortheprettycousin’slover。Anothersuit,insmoothsulphur—colouredvelvetthroughout,Iputasidefortheyoungofficer。Ialsotooktwohandsomepairsoftrousersinsmoothvelvet,andtwosuperbsilkvests。
Ithenchosetwodresses,oneflame—colouredandtheotherpurple,andathirddressinshotsilk。Thiswasfortheofficer’smistress。Thencamelaceshirts,twoformen,andthreeforwomen,thenlacehandkerchiefs,andfinallyscrapsofvelvet,satin,shotsilk,etc。,allofdifferentcolours。
Ipaidtwohundredgoldducatsforthelot,butontheconditionthatifanybodycametoknowthatIhadboughtthembyanyindiscretionofhisheshouldgivemethemoneyandtakebackthematerialsinwhateverconditiontheymightbein。Theagreementwaswrittenoutandsigned,andIreturnedwiththetailor,whocarriedthewholebundletomyroomsoverthepastrycook’s。
WhenitwasallspreadoutonthetableItoldthetailorthatI
wouldblowouthisbrainsifhetoldanybodyaboutit,andthentakingastilettoIproceededtocutandslashthecoats,vests,andtrousersallover,totheastonishmentofthetailor,whothoughtImustbemadtotreatsuchbeautifulclothesinthismanner。
Afterthisoperation,whichmakesmelaughtothisdaywhenI
rememberit,ItookthescrapsIhadboughtandsaidtothetailor,——
"Now,’gossip,itisyourturn;IwantyoutosewinthesepiecesintotheholesIhavemade,andIhopeyourtailoringgeniuswillaidyoutoproducesomeprettycontrasts。Youseethatyouhavegotyourworkcutoutforyouandnotimetolose。Iwillseethatyourmealsareproperlyservedinanadjoiningchamber,butyoumustnotleavethehousetilltheworkisfinished。Iwillgoforyourwife,whowillhelpyou,andyoucansleeptogether。"
"ForGod’ssake,sir!youdon’twanttheladies’dressestreatedlikethecoatsandtrousers?"
"Justthesame。"
"Whatapity!itwillmakemywifecry。"
"Iwillconsoleher。"
OnmywaytoZenobia’sIboughtfivepairsofwhitesilkstockings,men’sandwomen’sgloves,twofinecastorhats,twoburlesquemen’smasks,andthreegraceful—lookingfemalemasks。I
alsoboughttwoprettychinaplates,andIcarriedthemalltoZenobia’sinasedanchair。
Ifoundthatcharmingwomanengagedinhertoilet。Herbeautifultresseshungaboutherneck,andherfullbreastwasconcealedbynokerchief。Suchcharmscalledformyhomage,andtobeginwithIdevouredherwithkisses。Ispenthalfanhourwithher,andmyreaderswillguessthatitwaswellemployed。Ithenhelpedhertofinishhertoilette,andwewentoffinthesedan—chair。
WefoundthetailorengagedinpickingoutthescrapsandcuttingthemtofittheholesIhadmade。Zenobialookedoninakindofstupor,andwhenshesawmebegintoslashthedressessheturnedpaleandmadeaninvoluntarymotiontostaymyhand,fornotknowingmyintentionsshethoughtImustbebesidemyself。Herhusbandhadgothardened,andreassuredher,andwhensheheardmyexplanationshebecamecalm,thoughtheideastruckherasaveryoddone。
Whenitisaquestionofanaffairoftheheart,ofthepassions,orofpleasure,awoman’sfancymovesmuchfasterthanaman’s。
WhenZenobiaknewthatthesedressesweremeantforthreebeautifulwomen,whomIwishedtomakeacentreofattractiontothewholeassembly,sheimprovedonmycutsandslashes,andarrangedtherentsinsuchamannerthattheywouldinspirepassionwithoutwoundingmodesty。Thedresseswereslashedespeciallyatthebreast,theshoulders,andthesleeves;sothatthelaceshiftcouldbeseen,andinitsturntheshiftwascutopenhereandthere,andthesleevesweresoarrangedthathalfthearmscouldbeseen。IsawsurethatsheunderstoodwhatI
wanted,andthatshewouldkeepherhusbandright;andIleftthem,encouragingthemtoworktheirbestandquickest。ButI
lookedinthreeorfourtimesintheday,andwasmoresatisfiedeverytimewithmyideaandtheirexecution。
TheworkwasnotfinishedtilltheSaturdayafternoon。Igavethetailorsixsequinsanddismissedhim,butIkeptZenobiatoattendontheladies。Itookcaretoplacepowder,pomade,combs,pins,andeverythingthataladyneeds,onthetable,notforgettingribbonsandpack—thread。
ThenextdayIfoundplaygoingoninaveryspiritedmanner,butthetwocousinswerenotatthetables,soIwentafterthem。
TheytoldmetheyhadgivenupplayingasBarbaroalwayswon。