Whiledinnerwasbeingpreparedweshutourselvesupinaroomtoavoidthecrowdofwomenwhopesteredustobuyathousandtrifles,andattwoo’clockwestarted,Moreauhavinggothismoney。WegottoCosneattwilight,andthoughClairmontwaswaitingforusatBriane,IdecidedonstoppingwhereIwas,andthisnightprovedsuperiortothefirst。Thenextdaywemadeabreakfastofthemealwhichhadbeenpreparedforoursupper,andwesleptatFontainebleau,whereIenjoyedAdeleforthelasttime。InthemorningIpromisedtocomeandseeheratLouviers,whenIreturnedfromEngland,butIcouldnotkeepmyword。
WetookfourhourstogetfromFontainebleautoParis,buthowquicklythetimepassed。IstoppedthecarriagenearthePontSt。
Michel,oppositetoaclockmaker’sshop,andafterlookingatseveralwatchesIgaveonetoAdele,andthendroppedherandherfatheratthecorneroftheRueauxOurs。Igotdownatthe"HoteldeMontmorenci,"notwantingtostopwithMadamed’Urfe,butafterdressingIwenttodinewithher。
CHAPTERVI
IDriveMyBrotherTheAbbeFromParis——MadameduRumainRecoversHerVoiceThroughMyCabala——ABadJoke——TheCorticelli——ITaked’ArandatoLondonMyArrivalAtCalaisAsusual,Madamed’Urfereceivedmewithopenarms,butIwassurprisedathearinghertellArandatofetchthesealedlettershehadgivenhiminthemorning。Iopenedit,founditwasdatedthesameday,andcontainedthefollowing:
"Mygeniustoldmeatday—breakthatGaltinarduswasstartingfromFontainebleau,andthathewillcomeanddinewithmeto—day。"
Shechancedtoberight,butIhavehadmanysimilarexperiencesinthecourseofmylife—experienceswhichwouldhaveturnedanyotherman’shead。Iconfesstheyhavesurprisedme,buttheyhavenevermademelosemyreasoningpowers。Menmakeaguesswhichturnsouttobecorrect,andtheyimmediatelyclaimpropheticpower;buttheyforgotallaboutthemanycasesinwhichtheyhavebeenmistaken。
SixmonthsagoIwassillyenoughtobetthatabitchwouldhavealitteroffivebitchpupsonacertainday,andIwon。Everyonethoughtitamarvelexceptmyself,forifIhadchancedtoloseI
shouldhavebeenthefirsttolaugh。
InaturallyexpressedmyadmirationforMadamed’Urfe’sgenius,andsharedherjoyinfindingherselfsowellduringherpregnancy。Theworthylunatichadgivenordersthatshewasnotathometoherusualcallers,inexpectationofmyarrival,andsowespenttherestofthedaytogether,consultinghowwecouldmakeArandagotoLondonofhisownfreewill;andasIdidnotintheleastknowhowitwastobedone,therepliesoftheoraclewereveryobscure。Madamed’Urfehadsuchastrongdisliketobiddinghimgo,thatIcouldnotpresumeonherobediencetothatextent,andIhadtorackmybrainstofindoutsomewayofmakingthelittlemanasktobetakentoLondonasafavour。
IwenttotheComedieItalienne,whereIfoundMadameduRumain,whoseemedgladtoseemebackinParisagain。
"Iwanttoconsulttheoracleonamatterofthegreatestimportance,"saidshe,"andIhopeyouwillcomeandseemetomorrow。"
I,ofcourse,promisedtodoso。
Ididnotcarefortheperformance,andshouldhaveleftthetheatreifIhadnotwantedtoseetheballet,thoughIcouldnotguessthepeculiarinterestitwouldhaveforme。WhatwasmysurprisetoseetheCorticelliamongstthedancers。IthoughtIwouldliketospeaktoher,notforanyamorousreasons,butbecauseIfeltcurioustohearheradventures。AsIcameoutImettheworthyBaletti,whotoldmehehadleftthestageandwaslivingonanannuity。IaskedhimabouttheCorticelli,andhegavemeheraddress,tellingmethatshewasinapoorway。
Iwenttosupwithmybrotherandhiswife,whoweredelightedtoseeme,andtoldmethatIhadcomejustintimetousealittlegentlepersuasiononourfriendtheabbe,ofwhomtheyhadgottired。
"Whereishe?"
"Youwillseehimbeforelong,foritisnearsupper—time;andaseatinganddrinkingarethechiefconcernsofhislife,hewillnotfailtoputinanappearance。"
"Whathashedone?"
"Everythingthatagood—for—nothingcando;butIhearhimcoming,andIwilltellyouallaboutitinhispresence。"
Theabbewasastonishedtoseeme,andbeganapolitespeech,althoughIdidnotfavourhimwithsomuchasalook。ThenheaskedmewhatIhadagainsthim。
"Allthatanhonestmancanhaveagainstamonster。IhavereadtheletteryouwrotetoPossano,inwhichIamstyledacheat,aspy,acoiner,andapoisoner。Whatdoestheabbethinkofthat?"
Hesatdowntotablewithoutaword,andmybrotherbeganasfollows:
"Whenthisfinegentlemanfirstcamehere,mywifeandIgavehimamostcordialwelcome。Iallowedhimaniceroom,andtoldhimtolookuponmyhouseashisown。Possiblywiththeideaofinterestingusinhisfavour,hebeganbysayingthatyouwerethegreatestrascalintheworld。ToproveithetoldushowhehadcarriedoffagirlfromVenicewiththeideaofmarryingher,andwenttoyouatGenoaashewasingreatnecessity。Heconfessesthatyourescuedhimfromhismisery,buthesaysthatyoutraitorouslytookpossessionofthegirl,associatingherwithtwoothermistressesyouhadatthattime。Infine,hesaysthatyoulaywithherbeforehiseyes,andthatyoudrovehimfromMarseillesthatyoumightbeabletoenjoyherwithgreaterfreedom。
"HefinishedhisstorybysayingthatashecouldnotgobacktoVenice,heneededourhelptillhecouldfindsomemeansoflivingonhistalentsorthroughhisprofessionasapriest。Iaskedhimwhathistalentswere,andhesaidhecouldteachItalian;butashespeaksitvilely,anddoesn’tknowawordofFrench,welaughedathim。Wewerethereforereducedtoseeingwhatwecoulddoforhiminhischaracterofpriest,andtheverynextdaymywifespoketoM。deSauci,theecclesiasticalcommissioner,begginghimtogivemybrotheranintroductiontotheArchbishopofParis,whomightgivehimsomethingthatmightleadtohisobtainingagoodbenefice。Hewouldhavetogotoourparishchurch,andIspoketotherectorofSt。Sauveur,whopromisedtolethimsaymass,forwhichhewouldreceivetheusualsumoftwelvesols。Thiswasaverygoodbeginning,andmighthaveledtosomethingworthhaving;butwhenwetoldtheworthyabbeofoursuccess,hegotintoarage,sayingthathewasnotthemantosaymassfortwelvesols,nortotoadythearchbishopinthehopeofbeingtakenintohisservice。No,hewasnotgoingtobeinanyone’sservice。Weconcealedourindignation,butforthethreeweekshehasbeenherehehasturnedeverythingupsidedown。Mywife’smaidleftusyesterday,toourgreatannoyance,becauseofhim;andthecooksaysshewillgoifheremains,asheisalwaysbotheringherinthekitchen。Wearethereforeresolvedthatheshallgo,forhissocietyisintolerabletous。Iamdelightedtohaveyouhere,asIthinkweoughttobeabletodrivehimawaybetweenus,andthesoonerthebetter。"
"Nothingeasier,"saidI;"ifhelikestostayinParis,lethimdoso。Youcansendoffhisragstosomefurnishedapartments,andservehimwithapoliceordernottoputfootinyourhouseagain。
Ontheotherhandifhewantstogoaway,lethimsaywhere,andI
willpayhisjourney—moneythisevening。"
"Nothingcouldbemoregenerous。Whatdoyousay,abbe?"
"IsaythatthisisthewayinwhichhedrovemefromMarseilles。
Whatintolerableviolence!"
"GiveGodthanks,monster,thatinsteadofthrashingyouwithinaninchofyourlifeasyoudeserve,Iamgoingtogiveyousomemoney!
YouthoughtyouwouldgetmehangedatLyons,didyou?"
"WhereisMarcoline?"
"Whatisthattoyou?MakehasteandchoosebetweenRomeandParis,andrememberthatifyouchooseParisyouwillhavenothingtoliveon。"
"ThenIwillgotoRome。"
"Good!Thejourneyonlycoststwentylouis,butIwillgiveyoutwenty—five。"
"Handthemover。"
"Patience。Givemepens,inkandpaper。"
"Whatareyougoingtowrite?"
"BillsofexchangeonLyons,Turin,Genoa,Florence,andRome。YourplacewillbepaidasfarasLyons,andthereyouwillbeabletogetfivelouis,andthesamesumintheothertowns,butaslongasyoustayinParisnotonesinglefarthingwillIgiveyou。Iamstayingatthe’HotelMontmorenci;’that’sallyouneedknowaboutme。"
Ithenbadefarewelltomybrotherandhiswife,tellingthemthatweshouldmeetagain。Checco,aswecalledmybrother,toldmehewouldsendontheabbe’strunkthedayfollowing,andIbadehimdosobyallmeans。
Thenextdaytrunkandabbecametogether。Ididnotevenlookathim,butafterIhadseenthataroomhadbeenassignedtohim,I
calledouttothelandlordthatIwouldbeanswerablefortheabbe’sboardandlodgingforthreedays,andnotamomentmore。Theabbetriedtospeaktome,butIsternlydeclinedtohaveanythingtosaytohim,strictlyforbiddingClairmonttoadmithimtomyapartments。
WhenIwenttoMadameduRumain’s,theportersaid,——
"Sir,everybodyisstillasleep,butwhoareyou?Ihaveinstructions。"
"IamtheChevalierdeSeingalt。"
"Kindlycomeintomylodge,andamuseyourselfwithmyniece。Iwillsoonbewithyou。"
Iwentin,andfoundaneatly—dressedandcharminggirl。
"Mademoiselle,"saidI,"yourunclehastoldmetocomeandamusemyselfwithyou。"
"Heisarascal,forheconsultedneitherofus。"
"Yes,butheknewwellenoughthattherecouldbenodoubtaboutmyopinionafterIhadseenyou。"
"Youareveryflattering,sir,butIknowthevalueofcompliments。"
"Yes,Isupposethatyouoftengetthem,andyouwelldeservethemall。"
Theconversation,aswellastheprettyeyesoftheniece,begantointerestme,butfortunatelytheuncleputanendtoitbybeggingmetofollowhim。Hetookmetothemaid’sroom,andIfoundherputtingonapetticoat,andgrumblingthewhile。
"Whatisthematter,myprettymaid?Youdon’tseemtobeinagoodhumour。"
"Youwouldhavedonebettertocomeatnoon;itisnotnineo’clockyet,andmadamedidnotcomehometillthreeo’clockthismorning。I
amjustgoingtowakeher,andIamsorryforher。"
Iwastakenintotheroomdirectly,andthoughhereyeswerehalfclosedshethankedmeforawakingher,whileIapologizedforhavingdisturbedhersleep。
"Raton,"saidshe,"giveusthewritingmaterials,andgoaway。
Don’tcometillIcallyou,andifanyoneasksforme,Iamasleep。"
"Verygood,madam,andIwillgotosleepalso。"
"MydearM。Casanova,howisitthattheoraclehasdeceivedus?
M。duRumainisstillalive,andheoughttohavediedsixmonthsago。Itistruethatheisnotwell,butwewillnotgointoallthatagain。Thereallyimportantquestionisthis:Youknowthatmusicismyfavouritepursuit,andthatmyvoiceisfamousforitsstrengthandcompass;well,Ihavecomrletelylostit。Ihavenotsunganoteforthreemonths。Thedoctorshavestuffedmewithremedieswhichhavehadnoeffect:Itmakesmeveryunhappy,forsingingwastheonethingthatmademeclingtolife。IentreatyoutoasktheoraclehowIcanrecovermyvoice。HowdelightedIshouldbeifIcouldsingbyto—morrow。Ihaveagreatmanypeoplecominghere,andIshouldenjoythegeneralastonishment。IftheoraclewillsitIamsurethatitmightbeso,forIhaveaverystrongchest。Thatismyquestion;itisalongone,butsomuchthebetter;theanswerwillbelongtoo,andIlikelonganswers。"
Iwasofthesameopinion,forwhenthequestionwasalongone,I
hadtimetothinkovertheanswerasImadethepyramid。MadameRumain’scomplaintwasevidentlysomethingtrifling,butIwasnophysician,andknewnothingaboutmedicine。Besides,forthehonourofthecabala,theoraclemusthavenothingtodowithmereempiricremedies。Isoonmadeupmymindthatalittlecareinherwayoflivingwouldsoonrestorethethroattoitsnormalcondition,andanydoctorwithbrainsinhisheadcouldhavetoldherasmuch。InthepositionIwasin,Ihadtomakeuseofthelanguageofacharlatan,soIresolvedonprescribingaceremonialworshiptothesun,atanhourwhichwouldinsuresomeregularityinhermodeoflife。
Theoracledeclaredthatshewouldrecoverhervoiceintwenty—onedays,reckoningfromthenewmoon,ifsheworshippedtherisingsuneverymorning,inaroomwhichhadatleastonewindowlookingtotheeast。
Asecondreplybadehersleepsevenhoursinsuccessionbeforeshesacrificedtothesun,eachhoursymbolizingoneofthesevenplanets;andbeforeshewenttosleepshewastotakeabathinhonourofthemoon,placingherlegsinlukewarmwateruptotheknees。Ithenpointedoutthepsalmswhichshewastorecitetothemoon,andthosewhichshewastosayinthefaceoftherisingsun,ataclosedwindow。
Thislastdirectionfilledherwithadmiration,"for,"saidshe,"theoracleknewthatIshouldcatchcoldifthewindowwereopen。Iwilldoeverythingtheoraclebidsme,"addedthecredulouslady,"butI
hopeyouwillgetmeeverythingnecessaryfortheceremonies"
"Iwillnotonlytakecarethatyouhavealltherequisites,butasaproofofmyzealforyou,Iwillcomeanddothesuffumigationsmyselfthatyoumaylearnhowitisdone。"
Sheseemeddeeplymovedbythisoffer,butIexpectedasmuch。I
knewhowthemosttriflingservicesareassessedatthehighestrates;andhereinliesthegreatsecretofsuccessintheworld,aboveall,whereladiesoffashionareconcerned。
Aswehadtobeginthenextday,beingthenewmoon,Icalledonheratnineo’clock。Asshehadtosleepforsevensuccessivehoursbeforeperformingtheceremoniestotherisingsun,shewouldhavetogotobedbeforeten;andtheobservanceofallthesetrifleswasofimportance,asanyonecanunderstand。
Iwassurethatifanythingcouldrestorethislady’svoiceacarefulregimenwoulddoit。Iprovedtoberight,andatLondonIreceivedagratefulletterannouncingthesuccessofmymethod。
MadameduRumain,whosedaughtermarriedthePrincedePolignac,wasaloverofpleasure,andhauntedgrandsupper—parties。Shecouldnotexpecttoenjoyperfecthealth,andshehadlosthervoicebythewayinwhichshehadabusedit。Whenshehadrecoveredhervoice,asshethought,bytheinfluenceofthegenii,shelaughedatanyonewhotoldherthattherewasnosuchthingasmagic。
IfoundaletterfromThereseatMadamed’Urfe’s,inwhichsheinformedmethatshewouldcometoParisandtakehersonbackbyforceifIdidnotbringhimtoLondon,addingthatshewantedapositivereply。Ididnotaskforanythingmore,butIthoughtThereseveryinsolent。
ItoldArandathathismotherwouldbewaitingforusatAbbevilleinaweek’stime,andthatshewantedtoseehim。
"Wewillbothgiveherthepleasureofseeingus。"
"Certainly,"saidhe;"butasyouaregoingontoLondon,howshallI
comeback?"
"Byyourself,"saidMadamed’Urfe,"dressedasapostillion。"
"WhatshallIridepost?Howdelightfull"
"Youmustonlycovereightortenpostsaday,foryouhavenoneedtoriskyourlifebyridingallnight。"
"Yes,yes;butIamtodresslikeapostillion,amInot?"
"Yes;Iwillhaveahandsomejacketandapairofleatherbreechesmadeforyou,andyoushallhaveaflagwiththearmsofFranceonit。"
"TheywilltakemeforacouriergoingtoLondon。"
Withtheideathattothrowdifficultiesinthewaywouldconfirmhiminhisdesiretogo,IsaidroughlythatIcouldnothearofit,asthehorsemightfallandbreakhisneck。IhadtobebeggedandentreatedforthreedaysbeforeIwouldgivein,andIdidsoontheconditionthatheshouldonlyrideonhiswayback。
AshewascertainofreturningtoParis,heonlytooklinensufficientforaveryshortabsence;butasIknewthatonceatAbbevillehecouldnotescapeme,IsenthistrunkontoCalais,wherewefounditonourarrival。However,theworthyMadamed’Urfegothimamagnificentpostillion’ssuit,notforgettingthetop—boots。
Thisbusinesswhichofferedagoodmanydifficultieswashappilyarrangedbytheactionofpurechance;andIamgladtoconfessthatofteninmylifehaschanceturnedthescaleinmyfavour。
IcalledonabankerandgothimtogivemeheavycreditsonseveralofthemostimportanthousesinLondon,whereIwishedtomakenumerousacquaintances。
WhileIwascrossingthePlacedesVictoires,IpassedbythehousewheretheCorticellilived,andmycuriositymademeenter。Shewasastonishedtoseeme,andafteralongsilencesheburstintotears,andsaid,——
"IshouldneverhavebeenunhappyifIhadneverknownyou。"
"Yes,youwould,onlyinsomeotherway;yourmisfortunesaretheresultofyourbadconduct。Buttellmewhatareyourmisfortunes。"
"AsIcouldnotstayinTurinafteryouhaddishonouredme……"
"Youcametodishonouryourselfhere,Isuppose。Dropthattone,orelseIwillleaveyou。"
Shebeganherwretchedtale,whichstruckmewithconsternation,forIcouldnothelpfeelingthatIwasthefirstandfinalcauseofthislonglistofwoes。HenceIfeltitwasmydutytosuccourher,howeverillshehadtreatedmeinthepast。
"Then,"saidI,"youareatpresentthevictimofafearfuldisease,heavilyindebt,likelytobeturnedoutofdoorsandimprisonedbyyourcreditors。Whatdoyouproposetodo?"
"Do!Why,throwmyselfintheSeine,tobesure;that’sallthatisleftformetodo。Ihavenotafarthingleft。"
"Andwhatwouldyoudoifyouhadsomemoney?"
"Iwouldputmyselfunderthedoctor’shands,inthefirstplace,andthenifanymoneywasleftIwouldgotoBolognaandtrytogetalivingsomehow。PerhapsIshouldhavelearntalittlewisdombyexperience。"
"Poorgirl,Ipityyou!andinspiteofyourbadtreatmentofme,whichhasbroughtyoutothispass,Iwillnotabandonyou。Herearefourlouisforyourpresentwants,andto—morrowIwilltellyouwhereyouaretogoforyourcure。Whenyouhavegotwellagain,I
willgiveyouenoughmoneyforthejourney。Dryyourtears,repent,amendyourways,andmayGodhavemercyonyou!"
Thepoorgirlthrewherselfonthegroundbeforeme,andcoveredoneofmyhandswithkisses,beggingmetoforgiveherfortheillshehaddoneme。Icomfortedherandwentmyway,feelingverysad。I
tookacoachanddrovetotheRuedeSeine,whereIcalledonanoldsurgeonIknew,toldhimthestory,andwhatIwantedhimtodo。Hetoldmehecouldcureherinsixweekswithoutanybodyhearingaboutit,butthathemustbepaidinadvance。
"Certainly;butthegirlispoor,andIamdoingitoutofcharity。"
TheworthymantookapieceofpaperandgavemeanoteaddressedtoahouseintheFaubourgSt。Antoine,whichranasfollows:
"Youwilltakeinthepersonwhobringsyouthisnoteandthreehundredfrancs,andinsixweeksyouwillsendherbackcured,ifitpleaseGod。Thepersonhasreasonsfornotwishingtobeknown。"
Iwasdelightedtohavemanagedthemattersospeedilyandatsuchacheaprate,andIwenttobedinacalmerstateofmind,deferringmyinterviewwithmybrothertillthenextday。
Hecameateighto’clock,and,constanttohisfolly,toldmehehadaplantowhichhewassureIcouldhavenoobjection。
"Idon’twanttohearanythingaboutit;makeyourchoice,ParisorRome。"
"Givemethejourney—money,IwillremainatParis;butIwillgiveawrittenengagementnottotroubleyouoryourbrotheragain。Thatshouldbesufficient。"
"Itisnotforyoutojudgeofthat。Begone!Ihaveneitherthetimenorthewishtolistentoyou。Remember,Pariswithoutafarthing,orRomewithtwenty—fivelouis。"
ThereuponIcalledClairmont,andtoldhimtoputtheabbeout。
IwasinahurrytohavedonewiththeCorticelliaffair,andwenttothehouseintheFaubourgSt。Antoine,whereIfoundakindlyandintelligent—lookingmanandwoman,andallthearrangementsofthehousesatisfactoryandappropriatetotheperformanceofsecretcures。Isawtheroomandthebathdestinedforthenewboarder,everythingwascleanandneat,andIgavethemahundredcrowns,forwhichtheyhandedmeareceipt。Itoldthemthattheladywouldeithercomeinthecourseoftheday,oronthedayfollowing。
IwenttodinewithMadamed’UrfeandtheyoungCountd’Aranda。
Afterdinnertheworthymarchionesstalkedtomeforalongtimeofherpregnancy,dwellingonhersymptoms,andonthehappinessthatwouldbeherswhenthebabestirredwithinher。Ihadputtoastrongrestrainuponmyselftoavoidburstingoutlaughing。WhenI
hadfinishedwithherIwenttotheCorticelli,whocalledmehersaviourandherguardianangel。Igavehertwolouistogetsomelinenoutofpawn,andpromisedtocomeandseeherbeforeIleftParis,togiveherahundredcrowns,whichwouldtakeherbacktoBologna。ThenIwaitedonMadameduRumainwhohadsaidfarewelltosocietyforthreeweeks。
Thisladyhadanexcellentheart,andwasprettyaswell,butshehadsocuriousasociety—mannerthatsheoftenmademelaughmostheartily。ShetalkedofthesunandmoonasiftheyweretwoExaltedPersonages,towhomshewasabouttobepresented。Shewasoncediscussingwithmethestateoftheelectinheaven,andsaidthattheirgreatesthappinesswas,nodoubt,toloveGodtodistraction,forshehadnoideaofcalmandpeacefulbliss。
Igavehertheincenseforthefumigation,andtoldherwhatpsalmstorecite,andthenwehadadelicioussupper。Shetoldherchamber—
maidtoescortmeatteno’clocktoaroomonthesecondfloorwhichshehadfurnishedformewiththeutmostluxury,adding,——
"TakecarethattheChevalierdeSeingaltisabletocomeintomyroomatfiveo’clockto—morrow。"
Atnineo’clockIplacedherlegsinabathoflukewarmwater,andtaughtherhowtosuffumigate。HerlegsweremouldedbythehandoftheGracesandIwipedthemamorously,laughingwithinmyselfatherexpressionofgratitude,andIthenlaidherinbed,contentingmyselfwithasolemnkissonherprettyforehead。WhenitwasoverI
wentuptomyroomwhereIwaswaitedonbytheprettymaid,whoperformedherdutieswiththatgracepeculiartotheFrenchsoubrette,andtoldmethatasIhadbecomehermistress’schambermaiditwasonlyrightthatsheshouldbemyvalet。Hermirthwasinfectious,andItriedtomakehersitdownonmyknee;butshefledawaylikeadeer,tellingmethatIoughttotakecareofmyselfifIwantedtocutagoodfigureatfiveo’clockthenextday。Shewaswrong,butappearanceswerecertainlyagainstus,anditiswellknownthatservantsdonotgivetheirmastersandmistressesthebenefitofthedoubt。
Atfiveo’clockinthemorningIfoundMadameduRumainnearlydressedwhenIwentintoherroom,andweimmediatelywentintoanother,fromwhichtherisingsunmighthavebeenseeifthe"HoteldeBouillon"hadnotbeenintheway,butthat,ofcourse,wasamatterofnoconsequence。MadameduRumainperformedtheceremonieswithallthedignityofanancientpriestessofBaal。Shethensatdowntoherpiano,tellingmethattofindsomeoccupationforthelongmorningofninehourswouldprovethehardestofalltherules,forshedidnotdinetilltwo,whichwasthenthefashionablehour。
Wehadameatbreakfastwithoutcoffee,whichIhadproscribed,andI
lefther,promisingtocallagainbeforeIleftParis。
WhenIgotbacktomyinn,Ifoundmybrothertherelookingveryuneasyatmyabsenceatsuchanearlyhour。WhenIsawhimIcried,——
"RomeorParis,whichisittobe?"
"Rome,"hereplied,cringingly。
"Waitintheantechamber。Iwilldoyourbusinessforyou。"
WhenIhadfinishedIcalledhimin,andfoundmyotherbrotherandhiswife,whosaidtheyhadcometoaskmetogivethemadinner。
"Welcome!"saidI。"Youarecomejustintimetoseemedealwiththeabbe,whohasresolvedatlasttogotoRomeandtofollowmydirections。"
IsentClairmonttothediligenceoffice,andtoldhimtobookaplaceforLyons;andthenIwroteoutfivebillsofexchange,offivelouiseach,onLyons,Turin,Genoa,Florence,andRome。
"Whoistoassuremethatthesebillswillbehonoured?"
"Iassureyou,blockhead。Ifyoudon’tlikethemyoucanleavethem。"
ClairmontbroughttheticketforthediligenceandIgaveittotheabbe,tellinghimroughlytobegone。
"ButImaydinewithyou,surely?"saidhe。
"No,Ihavedonewithyou。GoanddinewithPossano,asyouarehisaccompliceinthehorribleattempthemadetomurderme。Clairmont,shewthismanout,andneverlethimsetfoothereagain。"
Nodoubtmorethanoneofmyreaderswillpronouncemytreatmentoftheabbetohavebeenbarbarous;butputtingasidethefactthatI
owenomananaccountofmythoughts,deeds,andwords,naturehadimplantedinmeastrongdisliketothisbrotherofmine,andhisconductasamanandapriest,and,aboveall,hisconnivancewithPossano,hadmadehimsohatefultomethatIshouldhavewatchedhimbeinghangedwiththeutmostindifference,nottosaywiththegreatestpleasure。Leteveryonehavehisownprinciplesandhisownpassions,andmyfavouritepassionhasalwaysbeenvengeance。
"Whatdidyoudowiththegirlheelopedwith?"saidmysister—in—
raw。
"IsentherbacktoVenicewiththeambassadorsthebetterbythirtythousandfrancs,somefinejewels,andaperfectoutfitofclothes。
ShetravelledinacarriageIgaveherwhichwasworthmorethantwohundredlouis。"
"That’sallveryfine,butyoumustmakesomeallowancefortheabbe’sgriefandrageatseeingyousleepwithher。"
"Fools,mydearsister,aremadetosuffersuchgrief,andmanyothersbesides。Didhetellyouthatshewouldnotlethimhaveanythingtodowithher,andthatsheusedtoboxhisears?"
"Onthethecontrary,hewasalwaystalkingofherloveforhim。"
"Hemadehimselfafinefellow,Ihavenodoubt,butthetruthis,itwasaveryuglybusiness。"
Afterseveralhoursofpleasantconversationmybrotherleft,andI
tookmysister—in—lawtotheopera。Assoonaswewerealonethispoorsisterofminebegantomakethemostbittercomplaintsofmybrother。
"Iamnomorehiswifenow,"saidshe,"thanIwasthenightbeforeourmarriage。"
"What!Stillamaid?"
"AsmuchamaidasatthemomentIwasborn。TheytellmeIcouldeasilyobtainadissolutionofthemarriage,butbesidesthescandalthatwouldarise,Iunhappilylovehim,andIshouldnotliketodoanythingthatwouldgivehimpain。"
"Youareawonderfulwoman,butwhydoyounotprovideasubstituteforhim?"
"IknowImightdoso,withouthavingtoenduremuchremorse,butI
prefertobearit。"
"Youareverypraiseworthy,butintheotherwaysyouarehappy?"
"Heisoverwhelmedwithdebt,andifIlikedtocalluponhimtogivemebackmydowryhewouldnothaveashirttohisback。Whydidhemarryme?Hemusthaveknownhisimpotence。Itwasadreadfulthingtodo。"
"Yes,butyoumustforgivehimforit。"
Shehadcauseforcomplaint,formarriagewithoutenjoymentisathornwithoutroses。Shewaspassionate,butherprincipleswerestrongerthanherpassions,orelseshewouldhavesoughtforwhatshewantedelsewhere。Myimpotentbrotherexcusedhimselfbysayingthathelovedhersowellthathethoughtcohabitationwithherwouldrestorethemissingfaculty;hedeceivedhimselfandheratthesametime。Intimeshedied,andhemarriedanotherwomanwiththesameidea,butthistimepassionwasstrongerthanvirtue,andhisnewwifedrovehimawayfromParis。Ishallsaymoreofhimintwentyyearstime。
Atsixo’clockthenextmorningtheabbewentoffinthediligence,andIdidnotseehimforsixyears。IspentthedaywithMadamed’Urfe,andIagreed,outwardly,thatyoungd’ArandashouldreturntoParisasapostillion。Ifixedourdepartureforthedayafternext。
Thefollowingday,afterdiningwithMadamed’Urfewhocontinuedtorevelinthejoysofherregeneration,IpaidavisittotheCorticelliinherasylum。Ifoundhersadandsuffering,butcontent,andwellpleasedwiththegentlenessofthesurgeonandhiswife,whotoldmetheywouldeffectaradicalcure。Igavehertwelvelouis,promisingtosendhertwelvemoreassoonasIhadreceivedaletterfromherwrittenatBologna。Shepromisedshewouldwritetome,butthepoorunfortunatewasneverabletokeepherword,forshesuccumbedtothetreatment,astheoldsurgeonwrotetome,whenIwasatLondon。HeaskedwhatheshoulddowiththetwelvelouiswhichshehadlefttooneMadameLaura,whowasperhapsknowntome。Isenthimheraddress,andthehonestsurgeonhastenedtofulfilthelastwishesofthedeceased。
AllthepersonswhohelpedmeinmymagicaloperationswithMadamed’Urfebetrayedme,Marcolineexcepted,andallsavethefairVenetiandiedmiserably。LateronthereaderwillhearmoreofPossanoandCosta。
ThedaybeforeIleftforLondonIsuppedwithMadameduRumain,whotoldmethathervoicewasalreadybeginningtoreturn。Sheaddedasagereflectionwhichpleasedmehighly。
"Ishouldthink,"sheobserved,"thatthecarefullivingprescribedbythecabalamusthaveagoodeffectonmyhealth。"
"Mostcertainly,"saidI,"andifyoucontinuetoobservetherulesyouwillkeepbothyourhealthandyourvoice。"
Iknewthatitisoftennecessarytodeceivebeforeonecaninstruct;
theshadowsmustcomebeforethedawn。
ItookleaveofmyworthyMadamed’UrfewithanemotionwhichIhadneverexperiencedbefore;itmusthavebeenawarningthatIshouldneverseeheragain。IassuredherthatIwouldfaithfullyobserveallmypromises,andsherepliedthatherhappinesswascomplete,andthatsheknewsheoweditalltome。Infine,Itookd’Arandaandhistop—boots,whichhewascontinuallyadmiring,tomyinn,whencewestartedintheevening,ashehadbeggedmetotravelbynight。
Hewasashamedtobeseeninacarriagedressedasacourier。
WhenwereachedAbbevilleheaskedmewherehismotherwas。
"Wewillseeaboutitafterdinner。"
"Butyoucanfindoutinamomentwhethersheishereornot?"
"Yes,butthereisnohurry。"
"Andwhatwillyoudoifsheisnothere?"
"Wewillgoontillwemeetherontheway。InthemeanwhileletusgoandseethefamousmanufactoryofM。Varobesbeforedinner。"
"Gobyyourself。Iamtired,andIwillsleeptillyoucomeback。"
"Verygood。"
Ispenttwohoursingoingoverthemagnificentestablishment,theownerhimselfshewingitme,andthenIwentbacktodinnerandcalledformyyounggentleman。
"HestartedforParisridingpost,"repliedtheinnkeeper,whowasalsothepost—master,"fiveminutesafteryouleft。HesaidhewasgoingaftersomedispatchesyouhadleftatParis。"
"Ifyoudon’tgethimbackIwillruinyouwithlaw—suits;youhadnobusinesstolethimhaveahorsewithoutmyorders。"
"Iwillcapturethelittlerascal,sir,beforehehasgottoAmiens。"
Hecalledasmart—lookingpostillion,wholaughedwhenheheardwhatwaswanted。
"Iwouldcatchhimup,"saidhe,"evenifhehadfourhoursstart。
Youshallhavehimhereatsixo’clock。"
"Iwillgiveyoutwolouis。"
"Iwouldcatchhimforthat,thoughhewereaverylark。"
Hewasinthesaddleinfiveminutes,andbytherateatwhichhestartedIdidnotdoubthissuccess。NeverthelessIcouldnotenjoymydinner。Ifeltsoashamedtohavebeentakeninbyaladwithoutanyknowledgeoftheworld。Ilaydownonabedandslepttillthepostillionarousedmebycominginwiththerunaway,wholookedhalfdead。Isaidnothingtohim,butgaveordersthatheshouldbelockedupinagoodroom,withagoodbedtosleepon,andagoodsupper;andItoldthelandlordthatIshouldholdhimanswerablefortheladaslongasIwasinhisinn。Thepostillionhadcaughthimupatthefifthpost,justbeforeAmiens,andashewasalreadyquitetiredoutthelittlemansurrenderedlikealamb。
Atday—breakIsummonedhimbeforeme,andaskedhimifhewouldcometoLondonofhisownfreewillorboundhandandfoot。
"Iwillcomewithyou,Igiveyoumywordofhonour;butyoumustletmerideonbeforeyou。Otherwise,withthisdressofmine,Ishouldbeashamedtogo。Idon’twantittobethoughtthatyouhadtogivechasetome,asifIhadrobbedyou。"
"Iacceptyourwordofhonour,butbecarefultokeepit。Embraceme,andorderanothersaddle—horse。"
Hemountedhishorseinhighspirits,androdeinfrontofthecarriagewithClairmont。HewasquiteastonishedtofindhistrunkatCalais,whichhereachedtwohoursbeforeme。
CHAPTERVII
MyArrivalinLondon;MadameCornelis——IAmPresentedatCourt——
IRentaFurnishedHouse——IMakeaLargeCircleofAcquaintance——
MannersoftheEnglishWhenIgottoCalaisIconsignedmypost—chaisetothecareofthelandlordoftheinn,andhiredapacket。Therewasonlyoneavailableforaprivateparty,therebeinganotherforpublicuseatsixfrancsapiece。Ipaidsixguineasinadvance,takingcaretogetaproperreceipt,forIknewthatatCalaisamanfindshimselfinanawkwardpositionifheisunabletosupporthisclaimbydocuments。
BeforethetidewasoutClairmontgotallmybelongingsonboard,andIorderedmysupper。ThelandlordtoldmethatlouiswerenotcurrentinEngland,andofferedtogivemeguineasinexchangeformine;butIwassurprisedwhenIfoundhegavemethesamenumberofguineasasIhadgivenhimoflouis。Iwantedhimtotakethedifference——fourpercent。——butherefused,sayingthathedidnotallowanythingwhentheEnglishgavehimguineasforlouis。Idonotknowwhetherhefoundhissystemaprofitableoneonthewhole,butitwascertainlysoforme。
TheyoungCountd’Aranda,towhomIhadrestoredhishumblenameofTrenti,wasquiteresigned,butproudofhavinggivenmeaspecimenofhisknowingnessbyridingpost。Wewerejustgoingtositdownattable,wellpleasedwithoneanother,whenIheardaloudconversationinEnglishgoingonnearmydoor,andminehostcameintotellmewhatitwasabout。
"It’sthecourieroftheDukeofBedford,theEnglishambassador,"
saidhe;"heannouncestheapproachofhismaster,andisdisputingwiththecaptainofthepacket。Hesayshehiredtheboatbyletter,andthatthecaptainhadnorighttoletittoyou。Themastermaintainsthathehasreceivednosuchletter,andnoonecanprovethatheistellingalie。"
Icongratulatedmyselfonhavingtakenthepacketandpaidtheearnest—money,andwenttobed。Atday—breakthelandlordsaidthattheambassadorhadarrivedatmidnight,andthathismanwantedtoseeme。
Hecameinandtoldmethatthenobleman,hismaster,wasinagreathurrytogettoLondon,andthatIshouldobligehimverymuchbyyieldingtheboattohim。
Ididnotansweraword,butwroteanotewhichranasfollows:
"Mylorddukemaydisposeofthewholeofthepacket,withtheexceptionofthespacenecessaryformyownaccommodation,thatoftwootherpersons,andmyluggage。IamdelightedtohavetheopportunityofobligingtheEnglishambassador。"
Thevalettookthenote,andreturnedtothankmeonbehalfofhismaster,whostipulated,however,thatheshouldbeallowedtopayforthepacket。
"Tellhimthatitisoutofthequestion,astheboatispaidforalready。"
"Hewillgiveyouthesixguineas"
"TellyourmasterthatIcannotallowhimtopay。Idonotbuytosellagain。"
Thedukecalledonmeinthecourseofhalfanhour,andsaidthatwewerebothofusintheright。
"However,"headded,"thereisamiddlecourse,letusadoptit,andIshallbejustasmuchindebtedtoyou。"
"Whatisthat,mylord?"
"Wewilleachpayhalf。"
"Mydesiretoobligeyou,mylord,willnotallowmetorefuse,butitisIwhowillbeindebtedtoyouforthehonouryourlordshipdoesme。Wewillstartassoonasyoulike,andIcanmakemyarrangementsaccordingly。"
Heshookmyhandandlefttheroom,andwhenhehadgoneIfoundthreeguineasonthetable。Hehadplacedthemtherewithoutmynoticingthem。AnhourafterwardsIreturnedhiscall,andthentoldthemastertotakethedukeandhiscarriagesonboard。
WetooktwohoursandahalfincrossingtheChannel;thewindwasstrong,butwemadeagoodpassage。
ThestrangerwhosetshisfootonEnglishsoilhasneedofagooddealofpatience。Thecustom—houseofficialsmadeaminute,vexatiousandevenanimpertinentperquisition;butasthedukeandambassadorhadtosubmit,Ithoughtitbesttofollowhisexample;
besides,resistancewouldbeuseless。TheEnglishman,whoprideshimselfonhisstrictadherencetothelawoftheland,iscurtandrudeinhismanner,andtheEnglishofficialscannotbecomparedtotheFrench,whoknowhowtocombinepolitenesswiththeexerciseoftheirrights。
EnglishisdifferentineveryrespectfromtherestofEurope;eventhecountryhasadifferentaspect,andthewateroftheThameshasatastepeculiartoitself。Everythinghasitsowncharacteristics,andthefish,cattle,horses,men,andwomenareofatypenotfoundinanyotherland。Theirmanneroflivingiswhollydifferentfromthatofothercountries,especiallytheircookery。Themoststrikingfeatureintheircharacteristheirnationalpride;theyexaltthemselvesaboveallothernations。
Myattentionwasattractedbytheuniversalcleanliness,thebeautyofthecountry,thegoodnessoftheroads,thereasonablechargesforposting,thequicknessofthehorses,althoughtheynevergobeyondatrot;andlastly,theconstructionofthetownsontheDoverroad;
CanterburyandRochesterforinstance,thoughlargeandpopulous,arelikelongpassages;theyarealllengthandnobreadth。
WegottoLondonintheeveningandstoppedatthehouseofMadameCornelis,asTheresecalledherself。ShewasoriginallymarriedtoanactornamedImer,thentothedancerPompeati,whocommittedsuicideatVenicebyrippinguphisstomachwitharazor。
InHollandshehadbeenknownasMadameTrenti,butatLondonshehadtakenthenameofherloverCorneliusRigerboos,whomshehadcontrivedtoruin。
ShelivedinSohoSquare,almostfacingthehouseoftheVenetianambassador。WhenIarrivedIfollowedtheinstructionsIhadreceivedinherlastletter。Ilefthersoninthecarriage,andsentupmyname,expectingshewouldflytomeetme;buttheportertoldmetowait,andinafewminutesaservantingrandliverybroughtmeanoteinwhichMadameCornelisaskedmetogetdownatthehousetowhichherservantwouldconductme。Ithoughtthisratherstrangebehaviour,butstillshemighthaveherreasonsforactinginthismanner,soIdidnotletmyindignationappear。Whenwegottothehouse,afatwomannamedRancour,andtwoservants,welcomedus,orratherwelcomedmyyoungfriend;fortheladyembracedhim,toldhimhowgladshewastoseehim,anddidnotappeartobeawareofmyexistence。
Ourtrunksweretakenin,andMadameRancourhavingascertainedwhichbelongedtoCornelis,hadthemplacedinafinesuiteofthreerooms,andsaid,pointingouttohimtheapartmentandthetwoservants,"Thisapartmentandthetwoservantsareforyou,andI,too,amyourmosthumbleservant。"
ClairmonttoldmethathehadputmythingsinaroomwhichcommunicatedwithCornelis’s。Iwenttoinspectit,andsawdjrectlythatIwasbeingtreatedasifIwereapersonofnoconsequence。
Thestormofangerwasgathering,butwonderfultorelate,Isubduedmyself,anddidnotsayaword。
"Whereisyourroom?"IsaidtoClairmont。
"Neartheroof,andIamtoshareitwithoneofthosetwoloutsyousaw。"
TheworthyClairmont,whoknewmydisposition,wassurprisedatthecalmwithwhichIsaid,——
"Takeyourtrunkthere。"
"ShallIopenyours?"
"No。Wewillseewhatcanbedoneto—morrow。"
Istillkeptonmymask,andreturnedtotheroomoftheyounggentlemanwhoseemedtobeconsideredasmymaster。IfoundhimlisteningwithafoolishstaretoMadameRancour,whowastellinghimofthesplendidpositionhismotheroccupied,hergreatenterprise,herimmensecredit,thesplendidhouseshehadbuilt,herthirty—
threeservants,hertwosecretaries,hersixhorses,hercountryhouse,etc。,etc。
"HowismysisterSophie?"saidtheyounggentleman。
"HernameisSophie,isit?SheisonlyknownasMissCornelis。Sheisabeauty,aperfectprodigy,sheplaysatsightonseveralinstruments,danceslikeTerpsichore,speaksEnglish,French,andItalianequallywell——inaword,sheisreallywonderful。Shehasagovernessandamaid。Unfortunately,sheisrathershortforherage;sheiseight。"
Shewasten,butasMadameRancourwasnotspeakingtomeIrefrainedfrominterruptingher。
MylordCornelis,whofeltverytired,askedatwhathourtheyweretosup。
"Atteno’clockandnotbefore,"saidtheduenna,"forMadameCornelisisalwaysengagedtillthen。Sheisalwayswithherlawyer,onaccountofanimportantlaw—suitshehasagainstSirFrederickFermer。"
IcouldseethatIshouldlearnnothingworthlearningbylisteningtothewoman’sgossip,soItookmyhatandcaneandwentforawalkintheimmensecity,takingcarenottolosemyway。
Itwasseveno’clockwhenIwentout,andaquarterofanhourafter,seeinganumberofpeopleinacoffeehouse,Ienteredit。ItwasthemostnotoriousplaceinLondon,theresortofalltherascallyItaliansintown。IhadheardofitatLyons,andhadtakenafirmresolvenevertosetfootinit,butalmightychancemademegothereunknowntomyself。Butitwasmyonlyvisit。
Isatdownbymyselfandcalledforaglassoflemonade,andbeforelongamancameandsatbymetoprofitbythelight。Hehadaprintedpaperinhishand,andIcouldseethatthewordswereItalian。Hehadapencilwithwhichhescratchedoutsomewordsandletters,writingthecorrectionsinthemargin。Idlecuriositymademefollowhiminhiswork,andInoticedhimcorrectingtheword’ancora’,puttinginan’h’inthemargin。Iwasirritatedbythisbarbarousspelling,andtoldhimthatforfourcenturies’ancora’hadbeenspeltwithoutan’h’。
"Quiteso,"saidhe,"butIamquotingfromBoccaccio,andoneshouldbeexactinquotations。"
"Iapologize,sir;Iseeyouareamanofletters。"
"Well,inasmallway。MynameisMartinelli。"
"Thenyouareinagreatwayindeed。Iknowyoubyrepute,andifI
amnotmistakenyouarearelationofCalsabigi,whohasspokenofyoutome。Ihavereadsomeofyoursatires。"
"MayIasktowhomIhavethehonourofspeaking?"
"MynameisSeingalt。HaveyoufinishedyoureditionoftheDecameron?"
"Iamstillatworkonit,andtryingtoincreasethenumberofmysubscribers。"
"IfyouwillbesokindIshouldbegladtobeofthenumber。"
"Youdomehonour。"
Hegavemeaticket,andseeingthatitwasonlyforaguineaItookfour,andtellinghimIhopedtoseehimagainatthesamecoffee—
house,thenameofwhichIaskedhim,hetolditme,evidentlyastonishedatmyignorance;buthissurprisevanishedwhenIinformedhimthatIhadonlybeeninLondonforanhour,andthatitwasmyfirstvisittothegreatcity。
"Youwillexperiencesometroubleinfindingyourwayback,"saidhe,"allowmetoaccompanyyou。"
Whenwehadgotouthegavemetounderstandthatchancehadledmetothe"OrangeCoffeeHouse,"themostdisreputablehouseinLondon。
"Butyougothere。"
"Yes,butIcansaywithJuvenal:
"’Cantabitvacuuscoramlatroneviator。’
"Theroguescan’thurtme;Iknowthemandtheyknowme;wenevertroubleeachother。"
"YouhavebeenalongtimeinLondon,Isuppose。"
"Fiveyears。"
"Ipresumeyouknowagoodmanypeople。"
"Yes,butIseldomwaitonanyonebutLordSpencer。Iamoccupiedwithliteraryworkandliveallbymyself。Idon’tmakemuch,butenoughtoliveon。Iliveinfurnishedapartments,andhavetwelveshirtsandtheclothesyouseeonmyback,andthatisenoughformyhappiness。
"’Necultradeoslacesso。’"
Iwaspleasedwiththishonestman,whospokeItalianwiththemostexquisitecorrectness。
OnthewaybackIaskedhimwhatIhadbetterdotogetacomfortablelodging。WhenheheardthestyleinwhichIwishedtoliveandthetimeIproposedtospendinLondon,headvisedmetotakeahousecompletelyfurnished。
"Youwillbegivenaninventoryofthegoods,"saidhe,"andassoonasyougetasuretyyourhousewillbeyourcastle。"
"Iliketheidea,"Ianswered,"buthowshallIfindsuchahouse?"
"Thatiseasilydone。"
Hewentintoashop,beggedthemistresstolendhimtheAdvertiser,noteddownseveraladvertisements,andsaid,——
"That’sallwehavetodo。"
ThenearesthousewasinPallMallandwewenttoseeit。Anoldwomanopenedthedoortous,andshewedusthegroundfloorandthethreefloorsabove。Eachfloorcontainedtworoomsandacloset。
Everythingshonewithcleanliness;linen,furniture,carpets,mirrors,andchina,andeventhebellsandtheboltsonthedoors。
Thenecessarylinenwaskeptinalargepress,andinanotherwasthesilverplateandseveralsetsofchina。Thearrangementsinthekitchenwereexcellent,andinaword,nothingwaslackinginthewayofcomfort。Therentwastwentyguineasaweek,and,notstoppingtobargain,whichisneverofanyuseinLondon,ItoldMartinellithatIwouldtakeitonthespot。
MartinellitranslatedwhatIsaidtotheoldwoman,whotoldmethatifIlikedtokeepheronashousekeeperIneednothaveasurety,andthatitwouldonlybenecessaryformetopayforeachweekinadvance。IansweredthatIwoulddoso,butthatshemustgetmeaservantwhocouldspeakFrenchorItalianaswellasEnglish。Shepromisedtogetoneinaday’stime,andIpaidherforfourweeks’
rentonthespot,forwhichshegavemeareceiptunderthenameoftheChevalierdeSeingalt。ThiswasthenamebywhichIwasknownduringthewholeofmystayinLondon。
ThusinlessthantwohoursIwascomfortablysettledinatownwhichissometimesdescribedasachaos,especiallyforastranger。ButinLondoneverythingiseasytohimwhohasmoneyandisnotafraidofspendingit。IwasdelightedtobeabletoescapesosoonfromahousewhereIwaswelcomedsoill,thoughIhadarighttothebestreception;butIwasstillmorepleasedatthechancewhichhadmademeacquaintedwithMartinelli,whomIhadknownbyreputeforsixyears。
WhenIgotbackMadameCornelishadnotyetarrived,thoughteno’clockhadstruck。YoungCorneliswasasleeponthesofa。Iwasenragedatthewaythewomantreatedme,butIresolvedtoputagoodfaceonit。
BeforelongthreeloudknocksannouncedthearrivalofMadameCornelisinasedan—chair,andIheardherascendingthestairs。Shecameinandseemedgladtoseeme,butdidnotcomeandgivemethosecaresseswhichIhadarighttoexpect。Sherantohersonandtookhimonherknee,butthesleepyboydidnotrespondtoherkisseswithanygreatwarmth。
"Heisverytired,likemyself,"saidI,"andconsideringthatwearetravellersinneedofrestyouhavekeptuswaitingalongtime。"
Idonotknowwhethershewouldhaveansweredatall,or,ifso,whatheranswerwouldhavebeen,forjustatthatmomentaservantcameinandsaidthatsupperwasready。Sheroseanddidmethehonourtotakemyarm,andwewentintoanotherroomwhichIhadnotseen。Thetablewaslaidforfour,andIwascuriousenoughtoenquirewhowasthefourthperson。
"Itwastohavebeenmydaughter,butIleftherbehind,aswhenI
toldherthatyouandherbrotherhadarrivedsheaskedmeifyouwerewell。"
"Andyouhavepunishedherfordoingso?"
"Certainly,forinmyopinionsheoughttohaveaskedforherbrotherfirstandthenforyou。Don’tyouthinkIwasright?"
"PoorSophie!Iamsorryforher。Gratitudehasevidentlymoreinfluenceoverherthanbloodrelationship。"
"Itisnotaquestionofsentiment,butofteachingyoungpersonstothinkwithpropriety。"
"Proprietyisoftenfarfromproper。"
Thewomantoldhersonthatshewasworkinghardtoleavehimafortunewhenshedied,andthatshehadbeenobligedtosummonhimtoEnglandashewasoldenoughtohelpherinherbusiness。
"AndhowamItohelpyou,mydearmother?"
"Igivetwelveballsandtwelvesupperstothenobility,andthesamenumbertothemiddleclassesintheyear。Ihaveoftenasmanyassixhundredguestsattwoguineasahead。Theexpensesareenormous,andaloneasIamImustberobbed,forIcan’tbeintwoplacesatonce。Nowthatyouarehereyoucankeepeverythingunderlockandkey,keepthebooks,payandreceiveaccounts,andseethateveryoneisproperlyattendedtoattheassemblies;infine,youwillperformthedutiesofthemaster。"
"AnddoyouthinkthatIcandoallthat?"
"Youwilleasilylearnit。"
"Ithinkitwillbeverydifficult。"
"Oneofmysecretarieswillcomeandlivewithyou,andinstructyouineverything。DuringthefirstyearyouwillonlyhavetoacquiretheEnglishlanguage,andtobepresentatmyassemblies,thatImayintroduceyoutothemostdistinguishedpeopleinLondon。YouwillgetquiteEnglishbeforelong。"
"IwouldratherremainFrench。"
"That’smereprejudice,mydear,youwilllikethesoundofMisterCornelisby—and—bye。"
"Cornelis?"
"Yes;thatisyourname。"
"It’saveryfunnyone。"
"Iwillwriteitdown,sothatyoumaynotforgetit。"Thinkingthatherdearsonwasjoking。MadameCornelislookedatmeinsomeastonishment,andtoldhimtogotobed,whichhedidinstantly。
Whenwewerealoneshesaidhestruckherasbadlyeducated,andtoosmallforhisage。
"Iamverymuchafraid,"saidshe,"thatweshallhavetobeginhiseducationalloveragain。Whathashelearntinthelastsixyears?"
"Hemighthavelearntagreatdeal,forhewenttothebestboardingschoolinParis;butheonlylearntwhatheliked,andwhathelikedwasnotmuch。Hecanplaytheflute,ride,fence,danceaminuet,changehisshirteveryday,answerpolitely,makeagracefulbow,talkeleganttrifles,anddresswell。Asheneverhadanyapplication,hedoesn’tknowanythingaboutliterature;hecanscarcelywrite,hisspellingisabominable,hisarithmeticlimited,andIdoubtwhetherheknowsinwhatcontinentEnglandissituated。"
"Hehasusedthesixyearswell,certainly。"
"Say,rather,hehaswastedthem;buthewillwastemanymore。"
"Mydaughterwilllaughathim;butthenitisIwhohavehadthecareofhereducation。Hewillbeashamedwhenhefindshersowellinstructedthoughsheisonlyeight。"
"Hewillneverseeherateight,ifIknowanythingofreckoning;sheisfullyten。"
"IthinkIoughttoknowtheageofmyowndaughter。Sheknowsgeography,history,languages,andmusic;shearguescorrectly,andbehavesinamannerwhichissurprisinginsoyoungachild。Alltheladiesareinlovewithher。Ikeepherataschoolofdesignallday;sheshewsagreattastefordrawing。ShedineswithmeonSundays,andifyouwouldcaretocometodinnernextSundayyouwillconfessthatIhavenotexaggeratedhercapacities。"
ItwasMonday。Isaidnothing,butIthoughtitstrangethatshedidnotseemtoconsiderthatIwasimpatienttoseemydaughter。Sheshouldhaveaskedmetomeetheratsupperthefollowingevening。
"Youarejustintime,"saidshe,"towitnessthelastassemblyoftheyear;forinafewweeksallthenobilitywillleavetowninordertopassthesummerinthecountry。Ican’tgiveyouaticket,astheyareonlyissuedtothenobility,butyoucancomeasmyfriendandkeepclosetome。Youwillseeeverything。IfIamaskedwhoyouare,IwillsaythatyouhavesuperintendedtheeducationofmysoninParis,andhavebroughthimbacktome。"
"Youdometoomuchhonour。"
Wecontinuedtalkingtilltwoo’clockinthemorning,andshetoldmeallaboutthesuitshehadwithSirFrederickFermer。Hemaintainedthatthehouseshehadbuiltatacostoftenthousandguineasbelongedtohimashehadfurnishedthemoney。Inequityhewasright,butaccordingtoEnglishlawwrong,foritwasshewhohadpaidtheworkmen,thecontractors,andthearchitect;itwasshethathadgivenandreceivedreceipts,andsignedalldocuments。Thehouse,therefore,belongedtoher,andFermeradmittedasmuch;butheclaimedthesumhehadfurnished,andherewasthekernelofthewholecase,forshehaddefiedhimtoproduceasingleacknowledgmentofmoneyreceived。
"Iconfess,"saidthishonestwoman,"thatyouhaveoftengivenmeathousandpoundsatatime,butthatwasafriendlygift,andnothingtobewonderedatinarichEnglishman,consideringthatwewereloversandlivedtogether。"
Shehadwonhersuitfourtimesoverintwoyears,butFermertookadvantageoftheintricaciesofEnglishlawtoappealagainandagain,andnowhehadgonetotheHouseofLords,theappealtowhichmightlastfifteenyears。
"Thissuit,"saidthehonestlady,"dishonoursFermer。"
"Ishouldthinkitdid,butyousurelydon’tthinkithonoursyou。"
"CertainlyIdo。"
"Idon’tquiteunderstandhowyoumakethatout。"
"Iwillexplainitalltoyou。"
"Wewilltalkitoveragain"
InthethreehoursforwhichwetalkedtogetherthiswomandidnotonceaskmehowIwas,whetherIwascomfortable,howlongIintendedtostayinLondon,orwhetherIhadmademuchmoney。Inshortshemadenoenquirieswhateveraboutme,onlysayingwithasmile,butnotheedlessly,——
"Ineverhaveapennytospare。"
Herreceiptsamountedtomorethantwenty—fourthousandpoundsperannum,butherexpenseswereenormousandshehaddebts。
Iavengedmyselfonherindifferencebynotsayingawordaboutmyself。Iwasdresssedsimplybutneatly,andhadnotanyjewellryordiamondsaboutmyperson。
Iwenttobedannoyedwithher,butgladtohavediscoveredthebadnessofherheart。InspiteofmylongingtoseemydaughterI
determinednottotakeanystepstomeethertilltheensuingSunday,whenIwasinvitedtodinner。
EarlynextmorningItoldClairmonttopullallmygoodsandchattelsinacarriage,andwhenallwasreadyIwenttotakeleaveofyoungCornelis,tellinghimIwasgoingtoliveinPallMall,andleavinghimmyaddress。
"Youarenotgoingtostaywithme,then?"saidhe。
"No,yourmotherdoesn’tknowhowtowelcomeortotreatme。"
"Ithinkyouareright。IshallgobacktoParis。"
"Don’tdoanythingsosilly。Rememberthathereyouareathome,andthatinParisyoumightnotfindarooftoshelteryou。Farewell;I
shallseeyouonSunday。"
Iwassoonsettledinmynewhouse,andIwentouttocallonM。
Zuccato,theVenetianambassador。IgavehimM。Morosini’sletter,andhesaid,coldly,thathewasgladtomakemyacquaintance。WhenIaskedhimtopresentmeatCourttheinsolentfoolonlyrepliedwithasmile,whichmightfairlybedescribedascontemptuous。Itwasthearistocraticpridecomingout,soIreturnedhissmilewithacoldbow,andneversetfootinhishouseagain。
OnleavingZuccatoIcalledonLordEgremont,andfindinghimillleftmyletterwiththeporter。Hediedafewdaysafter,soM。
Morosini’sletterswerebothuselessthroughnofaultofhis。Weshalllearnpresentlywhatwastheresultofthelittlenote。
IthenwenttotheComtedeGuerchi,theFrenchambassador,withaletterfromtheMarquisChauvelin,andIreceivedawarmwelcome。
Thisnoblemanaskedmetodinewithhimthefollowingday,andtoldmethatifIlikedhewouldpresentmeatCourtafterchapelonSunday。Itwasatthatambassador’stablethatImadetheacquaintanceoftheChevalierd’Eon,thesecretaryoftheembassy,whoafterwardsbecamefamous。ThisChevalierd’Eonwasahandsomewomanwhohadbeenanadvocateandacaptainofdragoonsbeforeenteringthediplomaticservice;sheservedLouisXV。asavaliantsoldierandadiplomatistofconsummateskill。InspiteofhermanlywaysIsoonrecognizedherasawoman;hervoicewasnotthatofacastrato,andhershapewastooroundedtobeaman’s。Isaynothingoftheabsenceofhaironherface,asthatmightbeanaccident。
InthefirstdaysofmystayinLondonImadetheacquaintanceofmybankers;whoheldatleastthreehundredthousandfrancsofmymoney。
Theyallhonouredmydraftsandofferedtheirservicestome,butI
didnotmakeuseoftheirgoodoffices。
IvisitedthetheatresofCoventGardenandDruryLane,butIcouldnotextractmuchenjoymentoutoftheperfomancesasIdidnotknowawordofEnglish。Idinedatallthetaverns,highandlow,togetsomeinsightintothepeculiarmannersoftheEnglish。InthemorningIwenton’Change,whereImadesomefriends。ItwastherethatamerchanttowhomIspokegotmeaNegroservantwhospokeEnglish,French,andItalianwithequalfacility;andthesameindividualprocuredmeacookwhospokeFrench。Ialsovisitedthebagnioswherearichmancansup,bathe,andsleepwithafashionablecourtezan,ofwhichspeciestherearemanyinLondon。Itmakesamagnificentdebauchandonlycostssixguineas。Theexpensemaybereducedtoahundredfrancs,buteconomyinpleasureisnottomytaste。
OnSundayImadeaneleganttoiletteandwenttoCourtabouteleven,andmettheComtedeGuerchiaswehadarranged。HeintroducedmetoGeorgeIII。,whospoketome,butinsuchalowvoicethatIcouldnotunderstandhimandhadtoreplybyabow。Thequeenmadeupfortheking,however,andIwasdelightedtoobservethattheproudambassadorfrommybelovedVenicewasalsopresent。WhenM。deGuerchiintroducedmeunderthenameoftheChevalierdeSeingalt,Zuccatolookedastonished,forMr。MorosinihadcalledmeCasanovainhisletter。ThequeenaskedmefromwhatpartofFranceIcame,andunderstandingfrommyanswerthatIwasfromVenice,shelookedattheVenetianambassador,whobowedasiftosaythathehadnoobjectiontomake。HerMajestythenaskedmeifIknewtheambassadorsextraordinary,whohadbeensenttocongratulatetheking,andIrepliedthatIhadthepleasureofknowingthemintimately,andthatIhadspentthreedaysintheirsocietyatLyons,whereM。MorosinigavemelettersformyLordd’EgremontandM。Zuccato。