"MyLord,——Yesterdayeveningyourexcellencyinsultedmewithalightheart,withoutmyhavinggivenyouanycauseorreasonfordoingso。
  Thisseemstoindicatethatyouhateme,andwouldgladlyeffacemefromthelandoftheliving。Ibothcanandwillobligeyouinthismatter。Bekindenough,therefore,todrivemeinyourcarriagetoaplacewheremydeathwillnotsubjectyourlordshiptothevengeanceofthelaw,incaseyouobtainthevictory,andwhereIshallenjoythesameadvantageifGodgivemegracetokillyourlordship。I
  shouldnotmakethisproposalunlessIbelieveyourlordshiptobeofanobledisposition。
  "Ihavethehonourtobe,etc。"
  Isentthisletteranhourbeforeday—breaktoBranicki’slodginginthepalace。Mymessengerhadorderstogivetheletterintothecount’sownhands,towaitforhimtorise,andalsoforananswer。
  InhalfanhourIreceivedthefollowinganswer:
  "Sir,——Iacceptyourproposal,andshallbegladifyouwillhavethekindnesstoinformmewhenIshallhavethehonourofseeingyou。
  "Iremain,sir,etc。"
  Iansweredthisimmediately,informinghimIwouldcallonhimthenextday,atsixo’clockinthemorning。
  Shortlyafter,Ireceivedasecondletter,inwhichhesaidthatI
  mightchoosethearmsandplace,butthatourdifferencesmustbesettledinthecourseoftheday。
  Isenthimthemeasureofmysword,whichwasthirty—twoincheslong,tellinghimhemightchooseanyplacebeyondtheban。Inreply,I
  hadthefollowing:
  "Sir,——Youwillgreatlyobligemebycomingnow。Ihavesentmycarriage。
  "Ihavethehonourtobe,etc。"
  IrepliedthatIhadbusinessalltheday,andthatasIhadmadeupmymindnottocalluponhim,exceptforthepurposeoffighting,I
  beggedhimnottobeoffendedifItookthelibertyofsendingbackhiscarriage。
  AnhourlaterBranickicalledinperson,leavinghissuiteatthedoor。Hecameintotheroom,requestedsomegentlemenwhoweretalkingwithmetoleaveusalone,lockedthedoorafterthem,andthensatdownonmybed。IdidnotunderstandwhatallthismeantsoItookupmypistols。
  "Don’tbeafraid,"saidhe,"Iamnotcometoassassinateyou,butmerelytosaythatIacceptyourproposal,onconditiononlythattheduelshalltakeplaceto—day。Ifnot,never!"
  "Itisoutofthequestion。Ihaveletterstowrite,andsomebusinesstodofortheking。"
  "Thatwilldoafterwards。Inallprobabilityyouwillnotfall,andifyoudoIamsurethekingwillforgiveyou。Besides,adeadmanneedfearnoreproaches。"
  "Iwanttomakemywill。"
  "Come,come,youneedn’tbeafraidofdying;itwillbetimeenoughforyoutomakeyourwillinfiftyyears。"
  "Butwhyshouldyourexcellencynotwaittilltomorrow?"
  "Idon’twanttobecaught。"
  "Youhavenothingofthekindtofearfromme。"
  "Idaresay,butunlesswemakehastethekingwillhaveusbotharrested。"
  "Howcanhe,unlessyouhavetoldhimaboutourquarrel?"
  "Ah,youdon’tunderstand!Well,Iamquitewillingtogiveyousatisfaction,butitmustbeto—dayornever。"
  "Verygood。Thisduelistoodeartomyheartformetoleaveyouanypretextforavoidingit。Callformeafterdinner,forIshallwantallmystrength。"
  "Certainly。FormypartIlikeagoodsupperafter,betterthanagooddinnerbefore。"
  "Everyonetohistaste。"
  "True。Bytheway,whydidyousendmethelengthofyoursword?I
  intendtofightwithpistols,forIneveruseswordswithunknownpersons。"
  "Whatdoyoumean?Ibegofyoutorefrainfrominsultingmeinmyownhouse。Idonotintendtofightwithpistols,andyoucannotcompelmetodoso,forIhaveyourlettergivingmethechoiceofweapons。"
  "Strictlyspeaking,nodoubtyouareintheright;butIamsureyouaretoopolitenottogiveway,whenIassureyouthatyouwilllaymeunderagreatobligationbydoingso。Veryoftenthefirstshotisamiss,andifthatisthecasewithbothofus,Ipromisetofightwithswordsaslongasyoulike。Willyouobligemeinthematter?"
  "Yes,forIlikeyourwayofasking,though,inmyopinion,apistolduelisabarbarousaffair。Iaccept,butonthefollowingconditions:Youmustbringtwopistols,chargetheminmypresence,andgivemethechoice。Ifthefirstshotisamiss,wewillfightwithswordstillthefirstbloodortothedeath,whicheveryouprefer。Callformeatthreeo’clock,andchoosesomeplacewhereweshallbesecurefromthelaw。"
  "Verygood。Youareagoodfellow,allowmetoembraceyou。Givemeyourwordofhonournottosayawordaboutittoanyone,forifyoudidweshouldbearrestedimmediately。"
  "Youneednotbeafraidofmytalking;theprojectistoodeartome。"
  "Good。Farewelltillthreeo’clock。"
  Assoonasthebravebraggarthadleftme,IplacedthepapersIwasdoingforthekingapart,andwenttoCampioni,inwhomIhadgreatconfidence。
  "Takethispackettotheking,"Isaid,"ifIhappentobekilled。
  Youmayguess,perhaps,whatisgoingtohappen,butdonotsayawordtoanyone,oryouwillhavemeforyourbitterestenemy,asitwouldmeanlossofhonourtome。"
  "Iunderstand。Youmayreckononmydiscretion,andIhopetheaffairmaybeendedhonourablyandprosperouslyforyou。Buttakeapieceoffriendlyadvice——don’tspareyouropponent,wereitthekinghimself,foritmightcostyouyourlife。Iknowthatbyexperience。"
  "Iwillnotforget。Farewell。"
  Wekissedeachother,andIorderedanexcellentdinner,forIhadnomindtobesenttoPlutofasting。Campionicameintodinneratoneo’clock,andatdessertIhadavisitfromtwoyoungcounts,withtheirtutor,Bertrand,akindlySwiss。TheywerewitnessestomycheerfulnessandtheexcellentappetitewithwhichIate。Athalf—
  pasttwoIdismissedmycompany,andstoodatthewindowtobereadytogodowndirectlyBranicki’scarriageappeared。Hedroveupinatravellingcarriageandsix;twogrooms,leadingsaddle—horses,wentinfront,followedbyhistwoaide—de—campsandtwohussars。Behindhiscarriagestoodfourservants。Ihastenedtodescend,andfoundmyenemywasaccompaniedbyalieutenant—generalandanarmedfootman。Thedoorwasopened,thegeneralgavemehisplace,andI
  orderedmyservantsnottofollowmebuttoawaitmyordersatthehouse。
  "Youmightwantthem,"saidBranicki;"theyhadbettercomealong。"
  "IfIhadasmanyasyou,Iwouldcertainlyagreetoyourproposition;butasitisIshalldostillbetterwithoutanyatall。
  Ifneedbe,yourexcellencywillseethatIamtendedbyyourownservants。"
  Hegavemehishand,andassuredmetheyshouldwaitonmebeforehimself。
  Isatdown,andwewentoff。
  ItwouldhavebeenabsurdifIhadaskedwhereweweregoing,soI
  heldmytongue,foratsuchmomentsamanshouldtakeheedtohiswords。Branickiwassilent,andIthoughtthebestthingIcoulddowouldbetoengagehiminatrivialconversation。
  "DoesyourexcellencyintendspendingthespringatWarsaw?"
  "Ihadthoughtofdoingso,butyoumaypossiblysendmetopassthespringsomewhereelse。"
  "Oh,Ihopenot!"
  "Haveyouseenanymilitaryservice?"
  "Yes;butmayIaskwhyyourexcellencyasksmethequestion,for——"
  "Ihadnoparticularreason;itwasonlyforthesakeofsayingsomething。"
  Wehaddrivenabouthalfanhourwhenthecarriagestoppedatthedoorofalargegarden。Wegotdownand,followingthepostoli,reachedagreenarbourwhich,bytheway,wasnotatallgreenonthat5thofMarch。Initwasastonetableonwhichthefootmanplacedtwopistols,afootandhalflong,withapowderflaskandscales。Heweighedthepowder,loadedthemequally,andlaidthemdowncrosswiseonthetable。
  Thisdone,Branickisaidboldly,"Chooseyourweapon,sir。"
  Atthisthegeneralcalledout,"Isthisaduel,sir?"
  "Yes。"
  "Youcannotfighthere;youarewithintheban。"
  "Nomatter。"
  "Itdoesmatter;andI,atallevents,refusetobeawitness。Iamonguardatthecastle,andyouhavetakenmebysurprise。"
  "Bequiet;Iwillanswerforeverything。Iowethisgentlemansatisfaction,andImeantogiveithimhere。"
  "M。Casanova,"saidthegeneral,"youcannotfighthere。"
  "ThenwhyhaveIbeenbroughthere?IshalldefendmyselfwhereverI
  amattacked。"
  "Laythewholematterbeforetheking,andyoushallhavemyvoiceinyourfavour。"
  "Iamquitewillingtodoso,general,ifhisexcellencywillsaythatheregretswhatpassedbetweenuslastnight。"
  Branickilookedfiercelyatme,andsaidwrathfullythathehadcometofightandnottoparley。
  "General,"saidI,"youcanbearwitnessthatIhavedoneallinmypowertoavoidthisduel。"
  Thegeneralwentawaywithhisheadbetweenhishands,andthrowingoffmycloakItookthefirstpistolthatcametomyhand。Branickitooktheother,andsaidthathewouldguaranteeuponhishonourthatmyweaponwasagoodone。
  "Iamgoingtotryitsgoodnessonyourhead,"Ianswered。
  Heturnedpaleatthis,threwhisswordtooneofhisservants,andbaredhisthroat,andIwasobliged,tomysorrow,tofollowhisexample,formyswordwastheonlyweaponIhad,withtheexceptionofthepistol。Ibaredmychestalso,andsteppedbackfiveorsixpaces,andhedidthesame。
  AssoonaswehadtakenupourpositionsItookoffmyhatwithmylefthand,andbeggedhimtofirefirst。
  Insteadofdoingsoimmediatelyhelosttwoorthreesecondsinsighting,aiming,andcoveringhisheadbyraisingtheweaponbeforeit。Iwasnotinapositiontolethimkillmeathisease,soI
  suddenlyaimedandfiredonhimjustashefiredonme。ThatIdidsoisevident,asallthewitnesseswereunanimousinsayingthattheyonlyheardonereport。IfeltIwaswoundedinmylefthand,andsoputitintomypocket,andIrantowardsmyenemywhohadfallen。Allofasudden,asIkneltbesidehim,threebareswordswereflourishedovermyhead,andthreenobleassassinspreparedtocutmedownbesidetheirmaster。Fortunately,Branickihadnotlostconsciousnessorthepowerofspeaking,andhecriedoutinavoiceofthunder,——
  "Scoundrels!havesomerespectforamanofhonour。"
  Thisseemedtopetrifythem。Iputmyrighthandunderthepistoli’sarmpit,whilethegeneralhelpedhimontheotherside,andthuswetookhimtotheinn,whichhappenedtobenearathand。
  Branickistoopedashewalked,andgazedatmecuriously,apparentlywonderingwhereallthebloodonmyclothescamefrom。
  Whenwegottotheinn,Branickilaidhimselfdowninanarm—chair。
  Weunbuttonedhisclothesandlifteduphisshirt,andhecouldseehimselfthathewasdangerouslywounded。Myballhadenteredhisbodybytheseventhribontherighthand,andhadgoneoutbythesecondfalseribontheleft。Thetwowoundswereteninchesapart,andthecasewasofanalarmingnature,astheintestinesmusthavebeenpierced。Branickispoketomeinaweakvoice,——
  "Youhavekilledme,somakehasteaway,asyouareindangerofthegibbet。Theduelwasfoughtintheban,andIamahighcourtofficer,andaKnightoftheWhiteEagle。Solosenotime,andifyouhavenotenoughmoneytakemypurse。"
  Ipickedupthepursewhichhadfallenout,andputitbackinhispocket,thankinghim,andsayingitwouldbeuselesstome,forifI
  wereguiltyIwascontenttolosemyhead。"Ihope,"Iadded,"thatyourwoundwillnotbemortal,andIamdeeplygrievedatyourobligingmetofight。"
  WiththesewordsIkissedhimonhisbrowandlefttheinn,seeingneitherhorsesnorcarriage,norservant。Theyhadallgoneofffordoctor,surgeon,priest,andthefriendsandrelativesofthewoundedman。
  Iwasaloneandwithoutanyweapon,inthemidstofasnow—coveredcountry,myhandwaswounded,andIhadnottheslightestideawhichwasthewaytoWarsaw。
  Itooktheroadwhichseemedmostlikely,andafterIhadgonesomedistanceImetapeasantwithanemptysleigh。
  "Warszawa?"Icried,shewinghimaducat。
  Heunderstoodme,andliftedacoarsemat,withwhichhecoveredmewhenIgotintothesleigh,andthensetoffatagallop。
  AllatonceBiniski,Branicki’sbosom—friend,camegallopingfuriouslyalongtheroadwithhisbareswordinhishand。Hewasevidentlyrunningafterme。HappilyhedidnotglanceatthewretchedsleighinwhichIwas,orelsehewouldundoubtedlyhavemurderedme。IgotatlasttoWarsaw,andwenttothehouseofPrinceAdamCzartoryskitobeghimtoshelterme,buttherewasnobodythere。WithoutdelayIdeterminedtoseekrefugeintheConventoftheRecollets,whichwashandy。
  Irangatthedoorofthemonastery,andtheporterseeingmecoveredwithbloodhastenedtoshutthedoor,guessingtheobjectofmyvisit。ButIdidnotgivehimthetimetodoso,buthonouringhimwithaheartykickforcedmywayin。Hiscriesattractedatroopoffrightenedmonks。Idemandedsanctuary,andthreatenedthemwithvengeanceiftheyrefusedtograntit。Oneoftheirnumberspoketome,andIwastakentoalittledenwhichlookedmorelikeadungeonthananythingelse。Iofferednoresistance,feelingsurethattheywouldchangetheirtunebeforeverylong。Iaskedthemtosendformyservants,andwhentheycameIsentforadoctorandCampioni。
  BeforethesurgeoncouldcomethePalatinofPolduchiawasannounced。
  Ihadneverhadthehonourofspeakingtohim,butafterhearingthehistoryofmyduelhewassokindastogivemealltheparticularsofaduelhehadfoughtinhisyouthfuldays。SoonaftercamethePalatinofKalisch,PrinceJablenowski。PrinceSanguska,andthePalatinofWilna,whoalljoinedinachorusofabuseofthemonkswhohadlodgedmesoscurvily。ThepoorreligiousexcusedthemselvesbysayingthatIhadill—treatedtheirporter,whichmademynoblefriendslaugh;butIdidnotlaugh,formywoundwasverypainful。
  HoweverIwasimmediatelymovedintotwooftheirbestguest—rooms。
  Theballhadpiercedmyhandbythemetacarpusundertheindexfinger,andhadbrokenthefirstphalanges。Itsforcehadbeenarrestedbyametalbuttononmywaistcoat,andithadonlyinflictedaslightwoundonmystomachclosetothenavel。However,thereitwasandithadtobeextracted,foritpainedmeextremely。AnempiricnamedGendron,thefirstsurgeonmyservantshadfound,madeanopeningontheoppositesideofmyhandwhichdoubledthewound。
  WhilehewasperformingthispainfuloperationItoldthestoryofthedueltothecompany,concealingtheanguishIwasenduring。Whatapowervanityexercisesonthemoralandphysicalforces!IfIhadbeenaloneIshouldprobablyhavefainted。
  AssoonastheempiricGendronwasgone,thepalatin’ssurgeoncameinandtookchargeofthecase,callingGendronalowfellow。AtthesametimePrinceLubomirski,thehusbandofthepalatin’sdaughter,arrived,andgaveusallasurprisebyrecountingthestrangeoccurrenceswhichhadhappenedaftertheduel。BininskicametowhereBranickiwaslying,andseeinghiswoundrodeofffuriouslyonhorseback,swearingtostrikemedeadwhereverhefoundme。HefanciedIwouldbewithTomatis,andwenttohishouse。HefoundTomatiswithhismistress,PrinceLubomirski,andCountMoszczinski,butnoCasanovawasvisible。HeaskedwhereIwas,andonTomatisreplyingthathedidnotknowhedischargedapistolathishead。AtthisdastardlyactionCountMoszczinckiseizedhimandtriedtothrowhimoutofthewindow,butthemadmangotloosewiththreecutsofhissabre,oneofwhichslashedthecountonthefaceandknockedoutthreeofhisteeth。
  "Afterthisexploit,"PrinceLubomirskicontinued,"heseizedmebythethroatandheldapistoltomyhead,threateningtoblowoutmybrainsifIdidnottakehiminsafetytothecourtwherehishorsewas,sothathemightgetawayfromthehousewithoutanyattackbeingmadeonhimbyTomatis’sservants;andIdidsoimmediately。
  Moszczinskiisinthedoctor’shands,andwillbelaidupforsometime。
  "AssoonasitwasreportedthatBranickiwaskilled,hisUhlansbegantorideaboutthetownswearingtoavengetheircolonel,andtoslaughteryou。Itisveryfortunatethatyoutookrefugehere。
  "Thechiefmarshalhashadthemonasterysurroundedbytwohundreddragoons,ostensiblytopreventyourescape,butinrealitytodefendyoufromBranicki’ssoldiers。
  "Thedoctorssaythatthepostoliisingreatdangeriftheballhaswoundedtheintestines,butifnottheyanswerforhisrecovery。Hisfatewillbeknowntomorrow。Henowliesatthelordchamberlain’s,notdaringtohavehimselfcarriedtohisapartmentsatthepalace。
  Thekinghasbeentoseehim,andthegeneralwhowaspresenttoldhismajestythattheonlythingthatsavedyourlifewasyourthreattoaimatBranicki’shead。Thisfrightenedhim,andtokeepyourballfromhisheadhestoodinsuchanawkwardpositionthathemissedyourvitalparts。Otherwisehewouldundoubtedlyhaveshotyouthroughtheheart,forhecansplitabulletintotwohalvesbyfiringagainstthebladeofaknife。ItwasalsoaluckythingforyouthatyouescapedBininski,whoneverthoughtoflookingforyouinthewretchedsleigh。"
  "Mylord,themostfortunatethingformeisthatIdidnotkillmymanoutright。OtherwiseIshouldhavebeencuttopiecesjustasI
  wenttohishelpbythreeofhisservants,whostoodovermewithdrawnswords。However,thepostoliorderedthemtoleavemealone。
  "IamsorryforwhathashappenedtoyourhighnessandCountMoszczinski;andifTomatiswasnotkilledbythemadmanitisonlybecausethepistolwasonlychargedwithpowder。"
  "That’swhatIthink,fornooneheardthebullet;butitwasamerechance。"
  "Quiteso。"
  Justthenanofficerofthepalatin’scametomewithanotefromhismaster,whichranasfollows:
  "Readwhatthekingsaystome,andsleepwell。"
  Theking’snotewasthusconceived:
  "Branicki,mydearuncle,isdangerouswounded。Mysurgeonsaredoingalltheycanforhim,butIhavenotforgottenCasanova。Youmayassurehimthatheispardoned,evenifBranickishoulddie。"
  Ikissedthelettergratefully,andshewedittomyvisitors,wholaudedthisgenerousmantrulyworthyofbeingaking。
  AfterthispleasantnewsIfeltinneedofrest,andmylordsleftme。Assoonastheyweregone,Campioni,whohadcomeinbeforeandhadstoodinthebackground,cameuptomeandgavemebackthepacketofpapers,andwithtearsofjoycongratulatedmeonthehappyissueoftheduel。
  NextdayIhadshoalsofvisitors,andmanyofthechiefsofthepartyopposedtoBranickisentmepursesfullofgold。Thepersonswhobroughtthemoneyonbehalfofsuchalordorlady,saidthatbeingaforeignerImightbeinneedofmoney,andthatwastheirexcuseforthelibertytheyhadtaken。Ithankedandrefusedthemall,andsentbackatleastfourthousandducats,andwasveryproudofhavingdoneso。Campionithoughtitwasabsurd,andhewasright,forIrepentedafterwardsofwhatIhaddone。TheonlypresentI
  acceptedwasadinnerforfourpersons,whichPrinceAdamCzartoryskisentmeineveryday,thoughthedoctorwouldnotletmeenjoyit,hebeingagreatbelieverindiet。
  Thewoundinmystomachwasprogressingfavourably,butonthefourthdaythesurgeonssaidmyhandwasbecominggangrened,andtheyagreedthattheonlyremedywasamputation。IsawthisannouncedintheCourtGazettethenextmorning,butasIhadotherviewsonthematterIlaughedheartilyattheparagraph。Thesheetwasprintedatnight,afterthekinghadplacedhisinitialstothecopy。Inthemorningseveralpersonscametocondolewithme,butIreceivedtheirsympathywithgreatirreverence。ImerelylaughedatCountClary,whosaidIwouldsurelysubmittotheoperation;andjustasheutteredthewordsthethreesurgeonscameintogether。
  "Well,gentlemen,"saidI,"youhavemusteredingreatstrength;whyisthis?"
  Myordinarysurgeonrepliedthathewishedtohavetheopinionoftheothertwobeforeproceedingtoamputation,andtheywouldrequiretolookatthewound。
  Thedressingwasliftedandgangrenewasdeclaredtobeundoubtedlypresent,andexecutionwasorderedthatevening。Thebutchersgavemethenewswithradiantfaces,andassuredmeIneednotbeafraidastheoperationwouldcertainlyproveefficacious。
  "Gentlemen,"Ireplied,"youseemtohaveagreatmanysolidscientificreasonsforcuttingoffmyhand;butonethingyouhavenotgot,andthatismyconsent。Myhandismyown,andIamgoingtokeepit。"
  "Sir,itiscertainlygangrened;byto—morrowthearmwillbegintomortify,andthenyouwillhavetoloseyourarm。"
  "Verygood;ifthatprovesoyoushallcutoffmyarm,butIhappentoknowsomethingofgangrene,andthereisnoneaboutme。"
  "Youcannotknowasmuchaboutitaswedo。"
  "Possibly;butasfarasIcanmakeout,youknownothingatall。"
  "That’sratherastrongexpression。"
  "Idon’tcarewhetheritbestrongorweak;youcangonow。"
  Inacoupleofhourseveryonewhomthesurgeonshadtoldofmyobstinacycamepesteringme。Eventheprince—palatinwrotetomethatthekingwasextremelysurprisedatmylackofcourage。Thisstungmetothequick,andIwrotethekingalongletter,halfinearnestandhalfinjest,inwhichIlaughedattheignoranceofthesurgeons,andatthesimplicityofthosewhotookwhatevertheysaidforgospeltruth。Iaddedthatasanarmwithoutahandwouldbequiteasuselessasnoarmatall,Imeanttowaittillitwasnecessarytocutoffthearm。
  MyletterwasreadatCourt,andpeoplewonderedhowamanwithgangrenecouldwritealongletteroffourpages。LubomirskitoldmekindlythatIwasmistakeninlaughingatmyfriends,forthethreebestsurgeonsinWarsawcouldnotbemistakeninsuchasimplecase。
  "Mylord,theyarenotdeceivedthemselves,buttheywanttodeceiveme。"
  "Whyshouldthey?"
  "TomakethemselvesagreeabletoBranicki,whoisinadangerousstate,andmightpossiblygetbetterifheheardthatmyhandhadbeentakenoff。"
  "Reallythatseemsanincredibleideatome!"
  "WhatwillyourhighnesssayonthedaywhenIamprovedtoberight?"
  "Ishallsayyouaredeservingofthehighestpraise,butthedaymustfirstcome。"
  "Weshallseethisevening,andIgiveyoumywordthatifanygangrenehasattackedthearm,Iwillhaveitcutoffto—morrowmorning。"
  Foursurgeonscametoseeme。Myarmwaspronouncedtobehighlyaedematous,andofalividcolouruptotheelbow;butwhenthelintwastakenoffthewoundIcouldseeformyselfthatitwasprogressingadmirably。However,Iconcealedmydelight。PrinceAugustusSulkowskiandtheAbbeGouvelwerepresent;thelatterbeingattachedtothepalatin’scourt。Thejudgmentofthesurgeonswasthatthearmwasgangrened,andmustbeamputatedbythenextmorningatlatest。
  Iwastiredofarguingwiththeserascals,soItoldthemtobringtheirinstruments,andthatIwouldsubmittotheoperation。Atthistheywentwayinhighglee,totellthenewsattheCourt,toBranicki,tothepalatin,andsoforth。Imerelygavemyservantsorderstosendthemawaywhentheycame。
  Icandwellnomoreonthismatter,thoughitisinterestingenoughtome。However,thereaderwillnodoubtbeobligedtomebymysimplysayingthataFrenchsurgeoninPrinceSulkowski’shouseholdtookchargeofthecaseindefianceofprofessionaletiquette,andcuredmeperfectly,soIhavemyhandandmyarmtothisday。
  OnEasterDayIwenttomasswithmyarminasling。Mycurehadonlylastedthreeweeks,butIwasnotabletoputthehandtoanyactiveemploymentforeighteenmonthsafterwards。Everyonewasobligedtocongratulatemeonhavingheldoutagainsttheamputation,andthegeneralconsentdeclaredthesurgeonsgrosslyignorant,whileIwassatisfiedwiththinkingthemverygreatknaves。
  Imustheresetdownanincidentwhichhappenedthreedaysaftertheduel。
  IwastoldthataJesuitfatherfromthebishopofthediocesewantedtospeaktomeinprivate,andIhadhimshewnin,andaskedhimwhathewanted。
  "Ihavecomefrommylord—bishop,"saidhe,"toabsolveyoufromtheecclesiasticalcensure,whichyouhaveincurredbyduelling。"
  "Iamalwaysdelightedtoreceiveabsolution,father,butonlyafterIhaveconfessedmyguilt。InthepresentcaseIhavenothingtoconfess;Iwasattacked,andIdefendedmyself。Praythankmylordforhiskindness。Ifyouliketoabsolvemewithoutconfession,I
  shallbemuchobliged。"
  "Ifyoudonotconfess,Icannotgiveyouabsolution,butyoucandothis:askmetoabsolveyou,supposingyouhavefoughtaduel。"
  "Certainly;Ishallbegladifyouwillabsolveme,supposingIhavefoughtaduel。"
  ThedelightfulJesuitgavemeabsolutioninsimilarterms。Hewaslikehisbrethren——neveratalosswhenaloopholeofanykindisrequired。
  ThreedaysbeforeIleftthemonastery,thatisonHolyThursday,themarshalwithdrewmyguard。AfterIhadbeentomassonEasterDay,I
  wenttoCourt,andasIkissedtheking’shand,heaskedme(ashadbeenarranged)whyIworemyarminasling。IsaidIhadbeensufferingfromarheum,andhereplied,withameaningsmile,——
  "Takecarenottocatchanother。"
  Aftermyvisittotheking,IcalledonBranicki,whohadmadedailyenquiriesafermyhealth,andhadsentmebackmysword,Hewascondemnedtostayinbedforsixweekslongeratleast,forthewadofmypistolhadgotintothewound,andinextractingittheopeninghadtobeenlarged,whichretardedhisrecovery。Thekinghadjustappointedhimchiefhuntsman,notsoexaltedanofficeaschamberlain,butamorelucrativeone。Itwassaidhehadgottheplacebecausehewassuchagoodshot;butifthatwerethereasonI
  hadabetterclaimtoit,forIhadprovedthebettershot——foronedayatallevents。
  Ienteredanenormousante—roominwhichstoodofficers,footmen,pages,andlacqueys,allgazingatmewiththegreatestastonishment。
  Iaskedifmylordwastobeseen,andbeggedthedoor—keepertosendinmyname。Hedidnotanswer,butsighed,andwentintohismaster’sroom。Directlyafter,hecameoutandbeggedme,withaprofoundbow,tostepin。
  Branicki,whowasdressedinamagnificentgownandsupportedbypillowsandcushions,greetedmebytakingoffhisnightcap。Hewasaspaleasdeath。
  "Ihavecomehere,mylord,"Ibegan,"toofferyoumyservice,andtoassureyouhowIregretthatIdidnotpassoverafewtriflingwordsofyours。"
  "Youhavenoreasontoreproachyourself,M。Casanova。"
  "Yourexcellencyisverykind。Iamalsocometosaythatbyfightingwithmeyouhavedonemeanhonourwhichcompletelyswallowsupalloffence,andItrustthatyouwillgivemeyourprotectionforthefuture。"
  "IconfessIinsultedyou,butyouwillallowthatIhavepaidforit。Astomyfriends,Iopenlysaythattheyaremyenemiesunlesstheytreatyouwithrespect。Bininskihasbeencashiered,andhisnobilitytakenfromhim;heiswellserved。Astomyprotectionyouhavenoneedofit,thekingesteemsyouhighly,likemyself,andallmenofhonour。Sitdown;wewillbefriends。Acupofchocolateforthisgentleman。Youseemtohavegotoveryourwoundcompletely。"
  "Quiteso,mylord,exceptastotheuseofmyfingers,andthatwilltakesometime。"
  "Youwerequiterighttowithstandthoserascallysurgeons,andyouhadgoodreasonforyouropinionthatthefoolsthoughttopleasemebyrenderingyouone—handed。Theyjudgedmyheartbytheirown。I
  congratulateyouonthepreservationofyourhand,butIhavenotbeenabletomakeouthowmyballcouldhavewoundedyouinthehandafterstrikingyourstomach。"
  Justthenthechocolatewasbrought,andthechamberlaincameinandlookedatmewithasmile。InfiveminutestheroomwasfulloflordsandladieswhohadheardIwaswithBranicki,andwantedtoknowhowweweregettingon。Icouldseethattheydidnotexpecttofindusonsuchgoodterms,andwereagreeablysurprised。Branickiaskedthequestionwhichhadbeeninterruptedbythechocolateandthevisitorsoveragain。
  "YourexcellencywillallowmetoassumethepositionIwasinasI
  receivedyourfire。"
  "Praydoso。"
  Iroseandplacedmyselfintheposition,andhesaidheunderstoodhowitwas。
  Aladysaid,——
  "Youshouldhaveputyourhandbehindyourbody。"
  "Excuseme,madam,butIthoughtitbettertoputmybodybehindmyhand。"
  ThissallymadeBranickilaugh,buthissistersaidtome,——
  "Youwantedtokillmybrother,foryouaimedathishead。"
  "Godforbid,madam!myinterestlayinkeepinghimalivetodefendmefromhisfriends。"
  "Butyousaidyouweregoingtofireathishead。"
  "That’samerefigureofspeech,justasonesays,’I’llblowyourbrainsout。’Theskilledduellist,however,alwaysaimsatthemiddleofthebody;theheaddoesnotofferalargeenoughsurface。"
  "Yes,"saidBranicki,"yourtacticsweresuperiortomine,andIamobligedtoyouforthelessonyougaveme。"
  "Yourexcellencygavemealessoninheroismoffargreatervalue。"
  "Youmusthavehadagreatdealofpracticewiththepistol,"
  continuedhissister。
  "Notatall,madam,Iregardtheweaponwithdetestation。Thisunluckyshotwasmyfirst;butIhavealwaysknownastraightline,andmyhandhasalwaysbeensteady。"
  "That’sallonewants,"saidBranicki。"Ihavethoseadvantagesmyself,andIamonlytoowellpleasedthatIdidnotaimsowellasusual。"
  "Yourballbrokemyfirstphalanges。Hereitisyousee,flattenedbymybone。Allowmetoreturnittoyou。"
  "IamsorrytosayIcan’treturnyours,whichIsupposeremainsonthefieldofbattle。"
  "Youseemtobegettingbetter,thankGod!"
  "Thewoundishealingpainfully。IfIhadimitatedyouIshouldnolongerbeinthelandoftheliving;Iamtoldyoumadeanexcellentdinner?"
  "Yes,mylord,IwasafraidImightneverhaveanotherchanceofdiningagain。"
  "IfIhaddined,yourballwouldhavepiercedmyintestines;butbeingemptyityieldedtothebullet,andletitpassbyharmlessly。"
  IheardafterwardsthatonthedayoftheduelBranickihadgonetoconfessionandmass,andhadcommunicated。Thepriestcouldnotrefusehimabsolution,ifhesaidthathonourobligedhimtofight;
  forthiswasinaccordancewiththeancientlawsofchivalry。AsformeIonlyaddressedthesewordstoGod:
  "Lord,ifmyenemykillme,Ishallbedamned;deign,therefore,topreservemefromdeath。Amen。"
  AfteralongandpleasantconversationItookleaveoftheherotovisitthehighconstable,CountBielinski,brotherofCountessSalmor。Hewasaveryoldman,butthesovereignadministratorofjusticeinPoland。Ihadneverspokentohim,buthehaddefendedmefromBranicki’sUhlans,andhadmadeoutmypardon,soIfeltboundtogoandthankhim。
  Isentinmyname,andtheworthyoldmangreetedmewith:
  "WhatcanIdoforyou?"
  "Ihavecometokissthehandofthekindlymanthatsignedmypardon,andtopromiseyourexcellencytobemorediscreetinfuture。"
  "Iadviseyoutobemorediscreetindeed。Asforyourpardon,thanktheking;forifhehadnotrequestedmeespeciallytograntityou,Ishouldhavehadyoubeheaded。"
  "Inspiteoftheextenuatingcircumstances,mylord?"
  "Whatcircumstances?Didyouordidyounotfightaduel。"
  "Thatisnotaproperwayofputtingit;Iwasobligedtodefendmyself。YoumighthavechargedmewithfightingaduelifBranickihadtakenmeoutsidetheban,asIrequested,butasitwashetookmewherehewilledandmademefight。UnderthesecircumstancesIamsureyourexcellencywouldhavesparedmyhead。"
  "Ireallycan’tsay。Thekingrequestedthatyoushouldbepardoned,andthatshewshebelievesyoutobedeservingofpardon;I
  congratulateyouonhisgoodwill。Ishallbepleasedifyouwilldinewithmetomorrow。"
  "Mylord,Iamdelightedtoacceptyourinvitation。"
  Theillustriousoldconstablewasamanofgreatintelligence。Hehadbeenabosom—friendofthecelebratedPoniatowski,theking’sfather。Wehadagooddealofconversationtogetheratdinnerthenextday。
  "Whatacomfortitwouldhavebeentoyourexcellency’sfriend,"saidI,"ifhecouldhavelivedtoseehissoncrownedKingofPoland。"
  "Hewouldneverhaveconsented。"
  Thevehemencewithwhichhepronouncedthesewordsgavemeadeepinsightintohisfeelings。HewasoftheSaxonparty。Thesameday,thatisonEasterDay,Idinedatthepalatin’s。
  "Politicalreasons,"saidhe,"preventedmefromvisitingyouatthemonastery;butyoumustnotthinkIhadforgottenyou,foryouwereconstantlyinmythoughts。Iamgoingtolodgeyouhere,formywifeisveryfondofyoursociety;buttheroomswillnotbereadyforanothersixweeks。"
  "Ishalltaketheopportunity,mylord,ofpayingavisittothePalatinofKiowia,whohashonouredmewithaninvitationtocomeandseehim。"
  "Whogaveyoutheinvitation?"
  "CountBruhl,whoisatDresden;hiswifeisdaughterofthepalatin。"
  "Thisjourneyisanexcellentidea,forthisduelofyourshasmadeyouinnumerableenemies,andIonlyhopeyouwillhavetofightnomoreduels。Igiveyoufairwarning;beonyourguard,andnevergoonfoot,especiallyatnight。"
  Ispentafortnightingoingouttodinnerandsuppereveryday。I
  hadbecomethefashion,andwhereverIwentIhadtotelltheduelstoryoveragain。Iwasrathertiredofitmyself,butthewishtopleaseandmyownself—loveweretoostrongtoberesisted。Thekingwasnearlyalwayspresent,butfeignednottohearme。However,heonceaskedmeifIhadbeeninsultedbyapatricianinVenice,whetherIshouldhavecalledhimoutimmediately。
  "No,sire,forhispatricianpridewouldhavepreventedhiscomplying,andIshouldhavehadmypainsformytrouble。"
  "Thenwhatwouldyouhavedone?"
  "Sire,Ishouldhavecontainedmyself,thoughifanobleVenetianweretoinsultmeinaforeigncountryhewouldhavetogivemesatisfaction。"
  IcalledonPrinceMoszczinski,andMadameBinettihappenedtobethere;themomentshesawmeshemadeherescape。
  "Whathassheagainstme?"Iaskedthecount。
  "Sheisafraidofyou,becauseshewasthecauseoftheduel,andnowBranickiwhowasherloverwillhavenothingmoretosaytoher。ShehopedhewouldserveyouasheservedTomatis,andinsteadofthatyoualmostkilledherbravo。Shelaysthefaultonhimforhavingacceptedyourchallenge,buthehasresolvedtohavedonewithher。"
  ThisCountMoszczinskiwasbothgood—heartedandquick—witted,andso,generousthatheruinedhimselfbymakingpresents。Hiswoundswerebeginningtoheal,butthoughIwastheindirectcauseofhismishap,farfrombearingmaliceagainstmehehadbecomemyfriend。
  ThepersonwhomIshouldhaveexpectedtobemostgratefultomefortheduelwasTomatis,butonthecontraryhehatedthesightofmeandhardlyconcealedhisfeelings。Iwasthelivingreproachofhiscowardice;mywoundedhandseemedtoshewhimthathehadlovedhismoneymorethanhishonour。IamsurehewouldhavepreferredBranickitohavekilledme,forthenhewouldhavebecomeanobjectofgeneralexecration,andTomatiswouldhavebeenreceivedwithlesscontemptinthegreathouseshestillfrequented。
  Iresolvedtopayavisittothediscontentedpartywhohadonlyrecognizedthenewkingoncompulsion,andsomeofwhomhadnotrecognizedhimatall;soIsetoutwithmytruefriendCampioniandoneservant。
  PrinceCharlesofCourlandhadstartedforVenice,whereIhadgivenhimlettersformyillustriousfriendswhowouldmakehisvisitapleasantone。TheEnglishambassadorwhohadgivenmeanintroductiontoPrinceAdamhadjustarrivedatWarsaw。Idinedwithhimattheprince’shouse,andthekingsignifiedhiswishtobeoftheparty。IheardagooddealofconversationaboutMadamedeGeoffrin,anoldsweetheartoftheking’swhomhehadjustsummonedtoWarsaw。ThePolishmonarch,ofwhomIcannotspeakintoofavourableterms,wasyetweakenoughtolistentotheslanderousreportsagainstme,andrefusedtomakemyfortune。Ihadthepleasureofconvincinghimthathewasmistaken,butIwillspeakofthislateron。
  IarrivedatLeopolthesixthdayafterIhadleftWarsaw,havingstoppedacoupleofdaysatPrinceZamoiski’s;hehadfortythousandducatsa—year,butalsothefallingsickness。
  "Iwouldgiveallmygoods,"saidhe,"tobecured。"
  Ipitiedhisyoungwife。Shewasveryfondofhim,andyethadtodenyhim,forhisdiseasealwayscameonhiminmomentsofamorousexcitement。Shehadthebittertaskofconstantlyrefusinghim,andevenofrunningawayifhepressedherhard。Thisgreatnobleman,whodiedsoonafter,lodgedmeinasplendidroomutterlydevoidoffurniture。ThisisthePolishcustom;oneissupposedtobringone’sfurniturewithone。
  AtLeopolIputup,atanhotel,butIsoonhadtomovefromthencetotakeupmyabodewiththefamousKaminska,thedeadlyfoeofBranicki,theking,andallthatparty。Shewasveryrich,butshehassincebeenruinedbyconspiracies。Sheentertainedmesumptuouslyforaweek,butthevisitwasagreeabletoneitherside,asshecouldonlyspeakPolishandGerman。FromLeopolIproceededtoasmalltown,thenameofwhichIforget(thePolishnamesareverycrabbed)totakeanintroductionfromPrinceLubomirskitoJosephRzewuski,alittleoldmanwhoworealongbeardasasignofmourningfortheinnovationsthatwerebeingintroducedintohiscountry。Hewasrich,learned,superstitiouslyreligious,andpoliteexceedingly。Istayedwithhimforthreedays。Hewasthecommanderofastrongholdcontainingagarrisonoffivehundredmen。
  Onthefirstday,asIwasinhisroomwithsomeotherofficers,abouteleveno’clockinthemorning,anotherofficercamein,whisperedtoRzewuski,andthencameuptomeandwhisperedinmyear,"VeniceandSt。Mark。"
  "St。Mark,"Iansweredaloud,"isthepatronsaintandprotectorofVenice,"andeverybodybegantolaugh。
  Itdawneduponmethat"VeniceandSt。Mark"wasthewatchword,andI
  begantoapologizeprofusely,andthewordwaschanged。
  Theoldcommanderspoketomewithgreatpoliteness。HeneverwenttoCourt,buthehadresolvedongoingtotheDiettoopposetheRussianpartywithallhismight。Thepoorman,aPoleofthetrueoldleaven,wasoneofthefourwhomRepninarrestedandsenttoSiberia。
  Aftertakingleaveofthisbravepatriot,IwenttoChristianpol,wherelivedthefamouspalatinPotocki,whohadbeenoneoftheloversoftheempressAnnaIvanovna。Hehadfoundedthetowninwhichhelivedandcalleditafterhisownname。Thisnobleman,stillafineman,keptasplendidcourt。HehonouredCountBruhlbykeepingmeathishouseforafortnight,andsendingmeouteverydaywithhisdoctor,thefamousStyrneus,theswornfoeofVanSwieten,astillmorefamousphysician。AlthoughStyrneuswasundoubtedlyalearnedman,Ithoughthimsomewhatextravagantandempirical。HissystemwasthatofAsclepiades,consideredasexplodedsincethetimeofthegreatBoerhaave;nevertheless,heeffectedwonderfulcures。
  IntheeveningsIwasalwayswiththepalatinandhiscourt。Playwasnotheavy,andIalwayswon,whichwasfortunateandindeednecessaryforme。AfteranextremelyagreeablevisittothepalatinIreturnedtoLeopol,whereIamusedmyselfforaweekwithaprettygirlwhoafterwardssocaptivatedCountPotocki,starostofSniatin,thathemarriedher。Thisispurityofbloodwithavengeanceinyournoblefamilies!
  LeavingLeopolIwenttoPalavia,asplendidpalaceontheVistula,eighteenleaguesdistantfromWarsaw。Itbelongedtotheprincepalatin,whohadbuiltithimself。
  Howsoevermagnificentanabodemaybe,alonelymanwillwearyofitunlesshehasthesolaceofbooksorofsomegreatidea。Ihadneither,andboredomsoonmadeitselffelt。
  Aprettypeasantgirlcameintomyroom,andfindinghertomytasteItriedtomakeherunderstandmewithouttheuseofspeech,butsheresistedandshoutedsoloudlythatthedoor—keepercameup,andaskedme,coolly,——
  "Ifyoulikethegirl,whydon’tyougotheproperwaytowork?"
  "Whatwayisthat?"
  "Speaktoherfather,whoisathand,andarrangethematteramicably。"
  "Idon’tknowPolish。Willyoucarrythethingthrough?"
  "Certainly。Isupposeyouwillgivefiftyflorins?"
  "Youarelaughingatme。Iwillgiveahundredwillingly,providedsheisamaidandisassubmissiveasalamb。"
  Nodoubtthearrangementwasmadewithoutdifficulty,forourhymentookplacethesameevening,butnosoonerwastheoperationcompletedthanthepoorlambfledawayinhothaste,whichmademesuspectthatherfatherhadusedratherforciblepersuasionwithher。
  IwouldnothaveallowedthishadIbeenawareofit。
  Thenextmorningseveralgirlswereofferedtome,butthefacesofallofthemwerecovered。
  "Whereisthegirl?"saidI。"Iwanttoseeherface。"
  "Nevermindabouttheface,iftherestisallright。"
  "Thefaceistheessentialpartforme,"Ireplied,"andtherestI
  lookuponasanaccessory。"
  Hedidnotunderstandthis。However,theywereuncovered,butnoneoftheirfacesexcitedmydesires。
  Asarule,thePolishwomenareugly;abeautyisamiracle,andaprettywomanarareexception。Attheendofaweekoffeastingandweariness,IreturnedtoWarsaw。
  InthismannerIsawPodoliaandVolkynia,whichwererebaptizedafewyearslaterbythenamesofGaliciaandLodomeria,fortheyarenowpartoftheAustrianEmpire。Itissaid,however,thattheyaremoreprosperousthantheyeverwerebefore。
  AtWarsawIfoundMadameGeoffrintheobjectofuniversaladmiration;
  andeverybodywasremarkingwithwhatsimplicityshewasdressed。Asformyself,Iwasreceivednotcoldly,butpositivelyrudely。Peoplesaidtomyface,——
  "Wedidnotexpecttoseeyouhereagain。Whydidyoucomeback?"
  "Topaymydebts。"
  Thisbehaviourastonishedanddisgustedme。Theprince—palatinevenseemedquitechangedtowardsme。Iwasstillinvitedtodinner,butnoonespoketome。However,PrinceAdam’ssisteraskedmeverykindlytocomeandsupwithher,andIacceptedtheinvitationwithdelight。Ifoundmyselfseatedoppositetheking,whodidnotspeakonewordtomethewholetime。Hehadneverbehavedtomethusbefore。
  ThenextdayIdinedwiththeCountessOginski,andinthecourseofdinnerthecountessaskedwherethekinghadsupperthenightbefore;
  nobodyseemedtoknow,andIdidnotanswer。Justaswewererising,GeneralRonikercamein,andthequestionwasrepeated。
  "AtPrincessStrasnikowa’s,"saidthegeneral,"andM。Casanovawasthere。"
  "Thenwhydidyounotanswermyquestion?"saidthecountesstome。
  "BecauseIamverysorrytohavebeenthere。Hismajestyneitherspoketomenorlookedatme。IseeIamindisgrace,butforthelifeofmeIknownotwhy。"
  OnleavingthehouseIwenttocallonPrinceAugustusSulkowski,whowelcomedmeasofold,buttoldmethatIhadmadeamistakeinreturningtoWarsawaspublicopinionwasagainstme。
  "WhathaveIdone?"
  "Nothing;butthePolesarealwaysinconstantandchangeable。
  ’Sarmatarumvirtusvelutiextraipsos’。Thisinconstancywillcostusdearsoonerorlater。Yourfortunewasmade,butyoumissedtheturnofthetide,andIadviseyoutogo。"
  "Iwillcertainlydoso,butitseemstomeratherhard。"
  WhenIgothomemyservantgavemealetterwhichsomeunknownpersonhadleftatmydoor。Iopeneditandfoundittobeanonymous,butI
  couldseeitcamefromawell—wisher。Thewritersaidthattheslanderershadgottheearsoftheking,andthatIwasnolongerapersonagrataatCourt,ashehadbeenassuredthattheParisianshadburntmeineffigyformyabscondingwiththelotterymoney,andthatIhadbeenastrollingplayerinItalyandlittlebetterthanavagabond。
  Suchcalumniesareeasytoutterbuthardtorefuteinaforeigncountry。AtallCourtshatred,bornofenvy,iseveratwork。I
  mighthavedespisedtheslandersandleftthecountry,butIhadcontracteddebtsandhadnotsufficientmoneytopaythemandmyexpensestoPortugal,whereIthoughtImightdosomething。
  Inolongersawanycompany,withtheexceptionofCampioni,whoseemedmoredistressedthanmyself。IwrotetoVeniceandeverywhereelse,wheretherewasachanceofmygettingfunds;butonedaythegeneral,whohadbeenpresentattheduel,calledonme,andtoldme(thoughheseemedashamedofhistask)thatthekingrequestedmetoleavethebaninthecourseofaweek。
  Suchapieceofinsolencemademybloodboil,andIinformedthegeneralthathemighttellthekingthatIdidnotfeelinclinedtoobeysuchanunjustorder,andthatifIleftIwouldletalltheworldknowthatIhadbeencompelledtodosobybruteforce。
  "Icannottakesuchamessageasthat,"saidthegeneral,kindly。
  "IshallsimplytellthekingthatIhaveexecutedhisorders,andnomore;butofcourseyoumustfollowyourownjudgment。"
  IntheexcessofmyindignationIwrotetothekingthatIcouldnotobeyhisordersandkeepmyhonour。Isaidinmyletter,——
  "Mycreditors,sire,willforgivemeforleavingPolandwithoutpayingmydebts,whentheylearnthatIhaveonlydonesobecauseyourmajestygavemenochoice。"
  IwasthinkinghowIcouldensurethisletterreachingtheking,whenwhoshouldarrivebutCountMoszczinski。Itoldhimwhathadhappened,andaskedifhecouldsuggestanymeansofdeliveringtireletter。"Giveittome,"saidhe;"Iwillplaceitintheking’shands。"
  AssoonashehadgoneIwentouttotaketheair,andcalledonPrinceSulkowski,whowasnotatallastonishedatmynews。AsiftosweetenthebitterpillIhadtoswallow,hetoldmehowtheEmpressofAustriahadorderedhimtoleaveViennaintwenty—fourhours,merelybecausehehadcomplimentedtheArchduchessChristinaonbehalfofPrinceLouisofWurtemberg。
  ThenextdayCountMoszczinskibroughtmeapresentofathousandducatsfromtheking,whosaidthatmyleavingWarsawwouldprobablybethemeansofpreservingmylife,asinthatcityIwasexposedtodangerwhichIcouldnotexpecttoescapeeventually。
  ThisreferredtofiveorsixchallengesIhadreceived,andtowhichIhadnoteventakenthetroubletoreply。Myenemiesmightpossiblyassassinateme,andthekingdidnotcaretobeconstantlyanxiousonmyaccount。CountMoszczinskiaddedthattheordertoleavecarriednodishonourwithit,consideringbywhomithadbeendelivered,andthedelayitgavemetomakemypreparations。
  TheconsequenceofallthiswasthatInotonlygavemywordtogo,butthatIbeggedthecounttothankhismajestyforhiskindness,andtheinteresthehadbeenpleasedtotakeinme。
  WhenIgavein,thegenerousMoszczinskiembracedme,beggedmetowritetohim,andacceptapresentofatravellingcarriageasatokenofhisfriendship。HeinformedmethatMadameBinetti’shusbandhadgoneoffwithhiswife’smaid,takingwithhimherdiamonds,jewels,linen,andevenhersilverplate,leavinghertothetendermerciesofthedancer,Pic。Heradmirershadclubbedtogethertomakeuptoherforwhatherhusbandhadstolen。Ialsoheardthattheking’ssisterhadarrivedatWarsawfromBialistock,anditwashopedthatherhusbandwouldfollowher。ThishusbandwastherealCountBranicki,andtheBranicki,orratherBranecki,orBragnecki,whohadfoughtwithme,wasnorelationtohimwhatever。
  ThefollowingdayIpaidmydebts,whichamountedtoabouttwohundredducats,andImadepreparationsforstartingforBreslau,thedayafter,withCountClary,eachofushavinghisowncarriage。
  Clarywasoneofthosementowhomlyinghasbecomeasortofsecondnature;wheneversuchanoneopenshismouth,youmaysafelysaytohim,"Youhavelied,oryouaregoingtolie。"Iftheycouldfeeltheirowndegradation,theywouldbemuchtobepitied,forbytheirownfaultatlastnoonewillbelievethemevenwhenbychancetheyspeakthetruth。ThisCountClary,whowasnotoneoftheClarysofTeplitz,couldneithergotohisowncountrynortoVienna,becausehehaddesertedthearmyontheeveofabattle。Hewaslame,buthewalkedsoadroitlythathisdefectdidnotappear。Ifthishadbeentheonlytruthheconcealed,itwouldhavebeenwell,foritwasapieceofdeceptionthathurtnoone。HediedmiserablyinVenice。
  WereachedBreslauinperfectsafety,andwithoutexperiencinganyadventures。Campioni,whohadaccompaniedmeasfarasWurtemburg,returned,butrejoinedmeatViennainthecourseofsevenmonths。
  CountClaryhadleftBreslau,andIthoughtIwouldmaketheacquaintanceoftheAbbeBastiani,acelebratedVenetian,whosefortunehadbeenmadebytheKingofPrussia。Hewascanonofthecathedral,andreceivedmecordially;infact,eachmutuallydesiredtheother’sacquaintance。Hewasafinewell—mademan,fair—
  complexioned,andatleastsixfeethigh。Hewasalsowitty,learned,eloquent,andgiftedwithapersuasivevoice;hiscookwasanartist,hislibraryfullofchoicevolumes,andhiscellaraverygoodone。Hewaswelllodgedonthegroundfloor,andonthefirstfloorheaccommodatedalady,ofwhosechildrenhewasveryfond,possiblybecausehewastheirfather。Althoughagreatadmirerofthefairsex,histasteswerebynomeansexclusive,andhedidnotdespiseloveoftheGreekorphilosophickind。IcouldseethatheentertainedapassionforayoungpriestwhomImetathistable。
  ThisyoungabbewasCountdiCavalcanoandBastianiseemedtoadorehim,iffieryglancessignifiedanything;buttheinnocentyoungmandidnotseemtounderstand,andIsupposeBastianididnotliketolowerhisdignitybydeclaringhislove。ThecanonshewedmeallthelettershehadreceivedfromtheKingofPrussiabeforehehadbeenmadecanon。HewasthesonofatailoratVenice,andbecameafriar,buthavingcommittedsomepeccadillowhichgothimintotrouble,hewasfortunateenoughtobeabletomakehisescape。HefledtoTheHague,andtheremetTron,theVenetianambassador,wholenthimahundredducatswithwhichhemadehiswaytoBerlinandfavourwiththeking。Sucharethewaysbywhichmenarriveatfortune!’Sequeredeum’!
  OntheeventofmydeparturefromBreslauIwenttopayacallonabaronessforwhomIhadaletterofintroductionfromherson,whowasanofficerofthePolishCourt。Isentupmynameandwasaskedtowaitafewmoments,asthebaronesswasdressing。Isatdownbesideaprettygirl,whowasneatlydressedinamantlewithahood。
  Iaskedherifshewerewaitingforthebaronesslikemyself。
  "Yes,sir,"shereplied,"Ihavecometooffermyselfasgovernessforherthreedaughters。"
  "What!Governessatyourage?"
  "Alas!sir,agehasnothingtodowithnecessity。Ihaveneitherfathernormother。Mybrotherisapoorlieutenantwhocannothelpme;whatcanIdo?Icanonlygetalivelihoodbyturningmygoodeducationtoaccount。"
  "Whatwillyoursalarybe?"
  "Fiftywretchedcrowns,enoughtobuymydresses。"
  "It’sverylittle。"
  "Itisasmuchaspeoplegive。"
  "Whereareyoulivingnow?"
  "Withapooraunt,whereIcanscarceearnenoughbreadtokeepmealivebysewingfrommorningtillnight。"
  "Ifyoulikedtobecomemygovernessinsteadofbecomingachildren’sgoverness,Iwouldgiveyoufiftycrowns,notperyear,butpermonth。"
  "Yourgoverness?Governesstoyourfamily,youmean,Isuppose?"
  "Ihavenofamily;Iamabachelor,andIspendmytimeintravelling。Ileaveatfiveo’clockto—morrowmorningforDresden,andifyouliketocomewithmethereisaplaceforyouinmycarriage。Iamstayingatsuchaninn。Cometherewithyourtrunk,andwewillstarttogether。"
  "Youarejoking;besides,Idon’tknowyou。"
  "Iamnotjesting;andweshouldgettoknoweachotherperfectlywellintwenty—fourhours;thatisampletime。"
  MyseriousairconvincedthegirlthatIwasnotlaughingather;butshewasstillverymuchastonished,whileIwasverymuchastonishedtofindIhadgonesofarwhenIhadonlyintendedtojoke。IntryingtowinoverthegirlIhadwonovermyself。Itseemedtomearareadventure,andIwasdelightedtoseethatshewasgivingitherseriousattentionbytheside—glancesshekeptcastinginmydirectiontoseeifIwaslaughingather。IbegantothinkthatfatehadbroughtustogetherthatImightbecomethearchitectofherfortune。Ihadnodoubtwhateverastohergoodnessorherfeelingsforme,forshecompletelyinfatuatedmyjudgment。ToputthefinishingstrokeontheaffairIdrewouttwoducatsandgavethemherasanearnestofherfirstmonth’swages。Shetookthemtimidly,butseemedconvincedthatIwasnotimposingonher。
  Bythistimethebaronesswasready,andshewelcomedmeverykindly;
  butIsaidIcouldnotacceptherinvitationtodinewithherthefollowingday,asIwasleavingatday—break。Irepliedtoallthequestionsthatafondmothermakesconcerningherson,andthentookleaveoftheworthylady。AsIwentoutInoticedthatthewould—begovernesshaddisappeared。TherestofthedayIspentwiththecanon,makinggoodcheer,playingombre,drinkinghard,andtalkingaboutgirlsorliterature。ThenextdaymycarriagecametothedooratthetimeIhadarranged,andIwentoffwithoutthinkingofthegirlIhadmetatthebaroness’s。Butwehadnotgonetwohundredpaceswhenthepostillionstopped,abundleoflinenwhirledthroughthewindowintothecarriage,andthegovernessgotin。Igaveheraheartywelcomebyembracingher,andmadehersitdownbesideme,andsowedroveoff。
  Intheensuingchapterthereaderwillbecomemorefullyacquaintedwithmyfreshconquest。InthemeantimelethimimaginemerollingpeacefullyalongtheDresdenroad。
  CHAPTERXXIII
  MyArrivalatDresdenwithMaton——SheMakesMeaPresent——Leipzig——
  Castelbajac——Schwerin——ReturntoDresdenandDeparture——IArriveatVienna——Pocchini’sVengeanceWhenIsawmyselfinthecarriagewiththisprettygirl,whohadfallenonmeasiffromtheclouds,IimaginedIwasintendedtoshapeherdestiny。Hertutelarygeniusmusthaveplacedherinmyhands,forIfeltinclinedtodoherallthegoodthatlayinmypower。Butformyself;wasitapieceofgoodorillluckforme?
  Iformedthequestion,butfeltthattimealonecouldgivetheanswer。IknewthatIwasstilllivinginmyoldstyle,whileIwasbeginningtofeelthatIwasnolongerayoungman。
  Iwassurethatmynewcompanioncouldnothaveabandonedherselftomeinthismanner,withouthavingmadeuphermindtobecomplaisant;
  butthiswasnotenoughforme,itwasmyhumourtobeloved。Thiswasmychiefaim,everythingelsewasonlyfleetingenjoyment,andasIhadnothadaloveaffairsinceIpartedwithZaira,Ihopedmostferventlythatthepresentadventurewouldprovetobeone。
  BeforelongIlearntthatmycompanion’snamewasMaton;thisatleastwashersurname,andIdidnotfeelanycuriositytoknowthenameoftheheorshesaintwhomhergodmothershadconstitutedherpatronatthebaptismalfont。IaskedherifshecouldwriteFrenchaswellasshespokeit,andsheshewedmealetterbywayofsample。
  Itassuredmethatshehadreceivedanexcellenteducation,andthisfactincreasedmypleasureintheconquestIhadmade。ShesaidshehadleftBreslauwithouttellingherauntorhercousinthatshewasgoing,perhapsnevertoreturn。
  "Howaboutyourbelongings?"
  "Belongings?Theywerenotworththetroubleofgatheringtogether。
  AllIhaveisincludedinthatsmallpackage,whichcontainsachemise,apairofstockings,somehandkerchiefs,andafewnicknacks。"
  "Whatwillyourloversay?"
  "Alas!Ihaven’tgotonetosayanything。"
  "Icannotcreditthat。"
  "Ihavehadtwolovers;thefirstonewasarascal,whotookadvantageofmyinnocencetoseduceme,andthenleftmewhenI
  ceasedtopresentanynoveltyforhim;mysecondwasanhonestman,butapoorlieutenantwithnoprospectsofgettingon。Hehasnotabandonedme,buthisregimentwasorderedtoStetin,andsincethen——"
  "Andsincethen?"