Hewastheauthorofallthepamphletsthathadbeenwrittenonthesubjectofmortmain;andashewasanintimatefriendoftheambassador’s,M。MocenigohadfurnishedhimwithanaccountoftheproceedingsoftheVenetianRepublicagainstthemonks。HemighthavedispensedwiththissourceofinformationifhehadreadthewritingsofFatherPaulSarpionthesamesubject。Quick—sighted,firm,withthecourageofhisopinions,CampomaneswasthefiscaloftheSupremeCouncilofCastille,ofwhichArandawaspresident。Everyoneknewhimtobeathoroughlyhonestman,whoactedsolelyforthegoodoftheState。Thusstatesmenandofficialshadwarmfeelingsofrespectforhim,whilethemonksandbigotshatedthesoundofhisname,andtheInquisitionhadsworntobehisruin。Itwassaidopenlythathewouldeitherbecomeabishoporperishinthecellsoftheholybrotherhood。Theprophecywasonlypartlyfulfilled。FouryearsaftermyvisittoSpainhewasincarceratedinthedungeonsoftheInquisition,butheobtainedhisreleaseafterthreeyears’confinementbydoingpublicpenance。TheleprosywhicheatsouttheheartofSpainisnotyetcured。Olavideswasstillmoreharshlytreated,andevenArandawouldhavefallenavictimifhehadnothadthegoodsensetoaskthekingtosendhimtoFranceashisambassador。Thekingwasverygladtodoso,asotherwisehewouldhavebeenforcedtodeliverhimuptotheinfuriatedmonks。
CharlesIII。(whodiedamadman)wasaremarkablecharacter。Hewasasobstinateasamule,asweakasawoman,asgrossasaDutchman,andathorough—pacedbigot。Itwasnowonderthathebecamethetoolofhisconfessor。
AtthetimeofwhichIamspeakingthecabinetofMadridwasoccupiedinacuriousscheme。AthousandCatholicfamilieshadbeenenticedfromSwitzerlandtoformacolonyinthebeautifulbutdesertedregioncalledtheSierraMorena,wellknownalloverEuropebyitsmentioninDonQuixote。Natureseemedtheretohavelavishedallhergifts;theclimatewasperfect,thesoilfertile,andstreamsofallkindswateredtheland,butinspiteofallitwasalmostdepopulated。
Desiringtochangethisstateofthings,hisCatholicmajestyhaddecidedtomakeapresentofalltheagriculturalproductsforacertainnumberofyearstoindustriouscolonists。HehadconsequentlyinvitedtheSwissCatholics,andhadpaidtheirexpensesforthejourney。TheSwissarrived,andtheSpanishgovernmentdiditsbesttoprovidethemwithlodgingandspiritualandtemporalsuperintendence。Olavideswasthesoulofthisscheme。Heconferredwiththeministerstoprovidethenewpopulationwithmagistrates,priests,agovernor,craftsmenofallkindstobuildchurchesandhouses,andespeciallyabull—ring,anecessityfortheSpaniards,butaperfectlyuselessprovisionasfarasthesimpleSwisswereconcerned。
InthedocumentswhichDonPabloOlavideshadcomposedonthesubjecthedemonstratedtheinexpediencyofestablishinganyreligiousordersinthenewcolony,butifhecouldhaveprovedhisopiniontobecorrectwithfootandrulehewouldnonethelesshavedrawnonhisheadtheimplacablehatredofthemonks,andofthebishopinwhosediocesethenewcolonywassituated。ThesecularclergysupportedOlavides,butthemonkscriedoutagainsthisimpiety,andastheInquisitionwaseminentlymonkishinitssympathiespersecutionhadalreadybegun,andthiswasoneofthesubjectsofconversationatthedinneratwhichIwaspresent。
Ilistenedtothearguments,sensibleandotherwise,whichwereadvanced,andIfinallygavemyopinion,asmodestlyasIcould,thatinafewyearsthecolonywouldbanishlikesmoke;andthisforseveralreasons。
"TheSwiss,"Isaid,"areaverypeculiarpeople;ifyoutransplantthemtoaforeignshore,theylanguishanddie;theybecomeapreytohome—
sickness。WhenthisoncebeginsinaSwitzer,theonlythingistotakehimhometothemountain,thelake,orthevalley,wherehewasborn,orelsehewillinfalliblydie。"
"Itwouldbewise,Ithink,"Icontinued,"toendeavourtocombineaSpanishcolonywiththeSwisscolony,soastoeffectaminglingofraces。Atfirst,atallevents,theirrules,bothspiritualandtemporal,shouldbeSwiss,and,aboveall,youwouldhavetoinsurethemcompleteimmunityfromtheInquisition。TheSwisswhohasbeenbredinthecountryhaspeculiarcustomsandmannersoflove—making,ofwhichtheSpanishChurchmightnotexactlyapprove;buttheleastattempttorestraintheirlibertyinthisrespectwouldimmediatelybringaboutageneralhome—sickness。"
AtfirstOlavidesthoughtIwasjoking,buthesoonfoundoutthatmyremarkshadsomesenseinthem。Hebeggedmetowriteoutmyopinionsonthesubject,andtogivehimthebenefitofmyknowledge。Ipromisedtodoso,andMengsfixedadayforhimtocomeanddinewithmeathishouse。
ThenextdayImovedmyhouseholdgoodstoMengs’shouse,andbeganmyphilosophicalandphysiologicaltreatiseonthecolony。
IcalledonDonEmmanueldeRoda,whowasamanofletters,a’raraaves’
inSpain。HelikedLatinpoetry,hadreadsomeItalian,butverynaturallygavethepalmtotheSpanishpoets。Hewelcomedmewarmly,beggedmetocomeandseehimagain,andtoldmehowsorryhehadbeenatmyunjustimprisonment。
TheDukeofLossadacongratulatedmeonthewayinwhichtheVenetianambassadorspokeofmeeverywhere,andencouragedmeinmyideaofgettingsomeplaceunderGovernment,promisingtogivemehissupportinthematter。
ThePrincedellaCatolica,invitedmetodinnerwiththeVenetianambassador;andinthecourseofthreeweeksIhadmadeagreatnumberofvaluableacquaintances。IthoughtseriouslyofseekingemploymentinSpain,asnothavingheardfromLisbonIdarednotgothereonthechanceoffindingsomethingtodo。IhadnotreceivedanylettersfromPaulineoflate,andhadnoideaastowhathadbecomeofher。
IpassedagoodmanyofmyeveningswithaSpanishlady,namedSabatini,whogave’tertullas’orassemblies,frequentedchieflybyfifth—rateliterarymen。IalsovisitedtheDukeofMedina—Sidonia,awell—readandintelligentman,towhomIhadbeenpresentedbyDonDomingoVarnier,oneofthegentlemenoftheking’schamber,whomIhadmetatMengs’shouse。
IpaidagoodmanyvisitstoDonnaIgnazia,butasIwasneverleftalonewithherthesevisitsbecametiresome。WhenIsuggestedapartyofpleasurewithherandhercousins,sherepliedthatshewouldlikeitasmuchasI,butasitwasLentandnearHolyWeek,inwhichGoddiedforoursalvation,itwasmorefittothinkofpenancethanpleasure。AfterEaster,shesaid,wemightconsiderthematter。IgnaziawasaperfectexampleoftheyoungSpanishdevotee。
Afortnightafter,theKingandCourtleftMadridforAranjuez。
M。deMocenigoaskedmetocomeandstaywithhim,ashewouldbeabletopresentmeatCourt。Asmaybeimagined,Ishouldhavebeenonlytoogladtoaccept,butontheeveofmydeparture,asIwasdrivingwithMengs,Iwassuddenlyseizedwithafever,andwasconvulsedsoviolentlythatmyheadwasdashedagainstthecarriagewindow,whichitshiveredtofragments。Mengsorderedthecoachmantodrivehome,andIwasputtobed。InfourhoursIwasseizedwithasweatingfit,whichlastedfortenortwelvehours。Thebedandtwomattressesweresoakedthroughwithmyperspiration,whichdrippedontothefloorbeneath。Thefeverabatedinforty—eighthours,butleftmeinsuchastateofweaknessthatIwaskepttomybedforawholeweek,andcouldnotgotoAranjueztillHolySaturday。Theambassadorwelcomedmewarmly,butonthenightIarrivedasmalllumpwhichIhadfeltinthecourseofthedaygrewaslargeasanegg,andIwasunabletogotomassonEasterDay。
Infivedaystheexcrescencebecameaslargeasanaveragemelon,muchtotheamazementofManucciandtheambassador,andevenoftheking’ssurgeon,aFrenchmanwhodeclaredhehadneverseenthelikebefore。I
wasnotalarmedpersonally,for,asIsufferednopainandthelumpwasquitesoft,Iguesseditwasonlyacollectionoflymph,theremainderoftheevilhumourswhichIhadsweatedawayinthefever。Itoldthesurgeonthehistoryofthefeverandbeggedhimtolancetheabscess,whichhedid,andforfourdaystheopeningdischargedanalmostincredibleamountofmatter。Onthefifthdaythewoundwasalmosthealed,buttheexhaustionhadleftmesoweakthatIcouldnotleavemybed。
SuchwasmysituationwhenIreceivedaletterfromMengs。Itisbeforemeatthepresentmoment,andIgivebelowatruecopy:
"YesterdaytherectoroftheparishinwhichIresideaffixedtothechurch—dooralistofthoseofhisparishionerswhoareAtheistsandhaveneglectedtheirEasterduties。Amongstthemyournamefiguresinfull,andtheaforesaidrectorhasreproachedmebitterlyforharbouringaheretic。Ididnotknowwhatanswertomake,forIfeelsurethatyoucouldhavestoppedinMadridadaylongertodischargethedutiesofaChristian,evenifitwereonlyoutofregardforme。ThedutyIowetotheking,mymaster,thecareIamboundtotakeofmyreputation,andmyfearsofbeingmolested,allmakemerequestyoutolookuponmyhouseasyoursnolonger。WhenyoureturntoMadridyoumaygowhereyouwill,andmyservantsshalltransportyoureffectstoyournewabode。
"Iam,etc。,"ANTONIORAPHAELMENGS。"
Iwassoannoyedbythisrude,brutal,andungratefulletter,thatifI
hadnotbeensevenleaguesfromMadrid,andinastateoftheutmostweakness,Mengsshouldhavesufferedforhisinsolence。Itoldthemessengerwhohadbroughtittobegone,butherepliedthathehadorderstoawaitmyreply。Icrushedtheletterinmyhandandflungitathisface,saying,——
"GoandtellyourunworthymasterwhatIdidwithhisletter,andtellhimthatistheonlyanswerthatsuchaletterdeserves。"
Theinnocentmessengerwenthiswayingreatamazement。
Myangergavemestrength,andhavingdressedmyselfandsummonedasedan—chairIwenttochurch,andwasconfessedbyaGreyFriar,andatsixo’clockthenextmorningIreceivedtheSacrament。
MyconfessorwaskindenoughtogivemeacertificatetotheeffectthatIhadbeenobligedtokeepmybedsincemyarrival’alsitio’,andthatinspiteofmyextremeweaknessIhadgonetochurch,andhadconfessedandcommunicatedlikeagoodChristian。Healsotoldmethenameofthepriestwhohadaffixedthepapercontainingmynametothedoorofthechurch。
WhenIreturnedtotheambassador’shouseIwrotetothispriest,tellinghimthatthecertificateenclosedwouldinformhimastomyreasonsfornotcommunicating。Iexpressedahopethat,beingsatisfiedofmyorthodoxy,hewouldnotdelayinremovingmynamefromhischurch—doors,andIconcludedbybegginghimtohandtheenclosedlettertotheChevalierMengs。
TothepainterIwrotethatIfeltthatIhaddeservedtheshamefulinsulthehadgivenmebymygreatmistakeinaccedingtohisrequesttohonourhimbystayinginhishouse。However,asagoodChristianwhohadjustreceivedtheHolyCommunion,Itoldhimthathisbrutalbehaviourwasforgiven;butIbadehimtotaketohearttheline,wellknowntoallhonestpeople,anddoubtlessunknowntohim:
’Turpiusejiciturquamnonadmittiturhospes。’
AftersendingtheletterItoldtheambassadorwhathadhappened,towhichhereplied,——
"Iamnotatallsurprisedatwhatyoutellme。Mengsisonlylikedforhistalentsinpainting;ineverythingelseheiswellknowntobelittlebetterthanafool。"
Asamatteroffacthehadonlyaskedmetostaywithhimtogratifyhisownvanity。HeknewthatallthetownwastalkingofmyimprisonmentandofthesatisfactiontheCountofArandahadaccordedme,andhewantedpeopletothinkthathisinfluencehadobtainedthefavourthathadbeenshewnme。Indeed,hehadsaidinamomentofexaltationthatIshouldhavecompelledtheAlcadeMessatoescortmenottomyownhousebuttohis,asitwasinhishousethatIhadbeenarrested。
Mengswasanexceedinglyambitiousandaveryjealousman;hehatedallhisbrotherpainters。Hiscolouranddesignwereexcellent,buthisinventionwasveryweak,andinventionisasnecessarytoagreatpainterasagreatpoet。
Ihappenedtosaytohimoneday,"Justaseverypoetshouldbeapainter,soeverypaintershouldbeapoet;"andhegotquiteangry,thinkingthatIwasalludingtohisweaknessofimagination,whichhefeltbutwouldnotacknowledge。
Hewasanignorantman,andlikedtopassforascholar;hesacrificedtoBacchusandComus,andwouldfainbethoughtsober;hewaslustful,bad—
tempered,envious,andmiserly,butyetwouldbeconsideredavirtuousman。Helovedhardwork,andthisforcedhimtoabstain,asarule,fromdinner,ashedranksoinordinatelyatthatmealthathecoulddonothingafterit。Whenhedinedouthehadtodrinknothingbutwater,soasnottocompromisehisreputationfortemperance。Hespokefourlanguages,andallbadly,andcouldnotevenwritehisnativetonguewithcorrectness;andyetheclaimedperfectionforhisgrammarandorthography,asforallhisotherqualities。WhileIwasstayingwithhimIbecameacquaintedwithsomeofhisweakpoints,andendeavouredtocorrectthem,atwhichhetookgreatoffence。Thefellowwrithedunderasenseofobligationtome。OnceIpreventedhissendingapetitiontotheCourt,whichthekingwouldhaveseen,andwhichwouldhavemadeMengsridiculous。Insigninghisnamehehadwritten’elmasinclito’,wishingtosayyourmosthumble。Ipointedouttohimthat’elmasinclito’meantthemostillustrious,andthattheSpanishfortheexpressionhewantedwas’elmashumilde’。Theproudfoolwasquiteenraged,tellingmethatheknewSpanishbetterthanI,butwhenthedictionarywassearchedhehadtoswallowthebitterpillofconfessinghimselfinthewrong。
AnothertimeIsuppressedaheavyandstupidcriticismofhisonsomeonewhohadmaintainedthattherewerenomonumentsstillexistingoftheantediluvianperiod。MengsthoughthewouldconfoundtheauthorbycitingtheremainsoftheTowerofBabel——adoublepieceoffolly,forinthefirstplacetherearenosuchremains,andinthesecond,theTowerofBabelwasapost—diluvianbuilding。
Hewasalsolargelygiventothediscussionofmetaphysicalquestions,onwhichhisknowledgewassimplynil,andafavouritepursuitofhiswasdefiningbeautyintheabstract,andwhenhewasonthistopicthenonsensehetalkedwassomethingdreadful。
Mengswasaverypassionateman,andwouldsometimesbeathischildrenmostcruelly。MorethanonceIhaverescuedhispoorsonsfromhisfurioushands。Heboastedthathisfather,abadBohemianartist,hadbroughthimupwiththestick。Thus,hesaid,hehadbecomeagreatpainter,andhewishedhisownchildrentoenjoythesameadvantages。
Hewasdeeplyoffendedwhenhereceivedaletter,ofwhichtheaddressomittedhistitleofchevalier,andhisname,Rafael。OnedayIventuredtosaythatthesethingswerebuttriflesafterall,andthatIhadtakennooffenceathisomittingthechevalieronthelettershehadwrittentome,thoughIwasaknightofthesameorderashimself。Heverywiselymadenoanswer;buthisobjectiontotheomissionofhisbaptismalnamewasaveryridiculousone。HesaidhewascalledAntonioafterAntonioCorreggio,andRafaelafterRafaeldaUrbino,andthatthosewhoomittedthesenames,oreitherofthem,implicitlydeniedhispossessionofthequalitiesofboththesegreatpainters。
OnceIdaredtotellhimthathehadmadeamistakeinthehandofoneofhisfigures,astheringfingerwasshorterthantheindex。Herepliedsharplythatitwasquiteright,andshewedmehishandbywayofproof。
Ilaughed,andshewedhimmyhandinreturn,sayingthatIwascertainthatmyhandwasmadelikethatofallthedescendantsofAdam。
"ThenwhomdoyouthinkthatIamdescendedfrom?"
"Idon’tknow,butyouarecertainlynotofthesamespeciesasmyself。"
"Youmeanyouarenotofmyspecies;allwell—madehandsofmen,andwomentoo,arelikemineandnotlikeyours。"
"I’llwagerahundreddoubloonsthatyouareinthewrong。"
Hegotup,threwdownbrushesandpalette,andranguphisservants,saying,——
"Weshallseewhichisright。"
Theservantscame,andonexaminationhefoundthatIwasright。Foronceinhislife,helaughedandpasseditoffasajoke,saying,——
"IamdelightedthatIcanboastofbeinguniqueinoneparticular,atallevents。"
HereImustnoteanotherverysensibleremarkofhis。
HehadpaintedaMagdalen,whichwasreallywonderfullybeautiful。Fortendayshehadsaideverymorning,"Thepicturewillbefinishedto—
night。"AtlastItoldhimthathehadmadeamistakeinsayingitwouldbefinished,ashewasstillworkingonit。
"No,Ihavenot,"hereplied,"ninety—nineconnoisseursoutofahundredwouldhavepronounceditfinishedlongago,butIwantthepraiseofthehundredthman。There’snotapictureintheworldthatcanbecalledfinishedsaveinarelativesense;thisMagdalenwillnotbefinishedtillIstopworkingatit,andthenitwillbeonlyfinishedrelatively,forifIweretogiveanotherday’sworktoititwouldbemorefinishedstill。NotoneofPetrarch’ssonnetsisareallyfinishedproduction;
no,noranyotherman’ssonnets。Nothingthatthemindofmancanconceiveisperfect,saveitbeamathematicaltheorem。"
Iexpressedmywarmapprovaloftheexcellentwayinwhichhehadspoken。
HewasnotsosensibleanothertimewhenheexpressedawishtohavebeenRaphael。
"Hewassuchagreatpainter。"
"Certainly,"saidI,"butwhatcanyoumeanbywishingyouhadbeenRaphael?Thisisnotsense;ifyouhadbeenRaphael,youwouldnolongerbeexisting。ButperhapsyouonlymeanttoexpressawishthatyouweretastingthejoysofParadise;inthatcaseIwillsaynomore。"
"No,no;ImeanIwouldhavelikedtohavebeenRaphaelwithouttroublingmyselfaboutexistingnow,eitherinsoulorbody。"
"Reallysuchadesireisanabsurdity;thinkitover,andyouwillseeitforyourself。"
Heflewintoarage,andabusedmesoheartilythatIcouldnothelplaughing。
Anothertimehemadeacomparisonbetweenatragicauthorandapainter,ofcoursetotheadvantageofthelatter。
Ianalysedthemattercalmly,shewinghimthatthepainter’slabouristoagreatextentpurelymechanical,andcanbedonewhilstengagedincasualtalk;whilstawell—writtentragedyistheworkofgeniuspureandsimple。Therefore,thepoetmustbeimmeasurablysuperiortothepainter。
"Findmeifyoucan,"saidI,"apoetwhocanorderhissupperbetweenthelinesofhistragedy,ordiscusstheweatherwhilstheiscomposingepicverses。"
WhenMengswasbeateninanargument,insteadofacknowledginghisdefeat,heinvariablybecamebrutalandinsulting。Hediedattheageoffifty,andisregardedbyposterityasaStoicphilosopher,ascholar,andacompendiumofallthevirtues;andthisopinionmustbeascribedtoafinebiographyofhiminroyalquarto,choicelyprinted,anddedicatedtotheKingofSpain。Thispanegyricisameretissueoflies。Mengswasagreatpainter,andnothingelse;andifhehadonlyproducedthesplendidpicturewhichhangsoverthehighaltarofthechapelroyalatDresden,hewoulddeserveeternalfame,thoughindeedheisindebtedtothegreatRaphaelfortheideaofthepainting。
WeshallhearmoreofMengswhenIdescribemymeetingwithhimatRome,twoorthreeyearslater。
IwasstillweakandconfinedtomyroomwhenManuccicametome,andproposedthatIshouldgowithhimtoToledo。
"Theambassador,"hesaid,"isgoingtogiveagrandofficialdinnertotheambassadorsoftheotherpowers,andasIhavenotbeenpresentedatCourtIamexcludedfrombeingpresent。However,ifItravel,myabsencewillnotgiverisetoanyremarks。Weshallbebackinfiveorsixdays。"
IwasdelightedtohavethechanceofseeingToledo,andofmakingthejourneyinacomfortablecarriage,soIaccepted。Westartedthenextmorning,andreachedToledointheeveningofthesameday。ForSpainwewerelodgedcomfortablyenough,andthenextdaywewentoutunderthechargeofacicerone,whotookustotheAlcazar,theLouvreofToledo,formerlythepalaceoftheMoorishkings。Afterwardsweinspectedthecathedral,whichiswellworthyofavisit,onaccountoftherichesitcontains。IsawthegreattabernacleusedonCorpusChristi。Itismadeofsilver,andissoheavythatitrequiresthirtystrongmentoliftit。
TheArchbishopofToledohasthreehundredthousanddurosayear,andhisclergyhavefourhundredthousand,amountingtotwomillionfrancsinFrenchmoney。Oneofthecanons,ashewasshewingmetheurnscontainingtherelics,toldmethatoneofthemcontainedthethirtypiecesofsilverforwhichJudasbetrayedourLord。Ibeggedhimtoletmeseethem,towhichherepliedseverelythatthekinghimselfwouldnothavedaredtoexpresssuchindecentcuriosity。
Ihastenedtoapologise,begginghimnottotakeoffenceatastranger’sheedlessquestions;andthisseemedtocalmhisanger。
TheSpanishpriestsareabandofknaves,butonehastotreatthemwithmorerespectthanonewouldpaytohonestmenelsewhere。Thefollowingdaywewereshewnthemuseumofnaturalhistory。Itwasratheradullexhibition;but,atallevents,onecouldlaughatitwithoutexcitingthewrathofthemonksandtheterrorsoftheInquisition。Wewereshewn,amongstotherwonders,astuffeddragon,andthemanwhoexhibiteditsaid,——
"Thisproves,gentlemen,thatthedragonisnotafabulousanimal;"butI
thoughttherewasmoreofartthannatureaboutthebeast。Hethenshewedusabasilisk,butinsteadofslayinguswithaglanceitonlymadeuslaugh。Thegreatestwonderofall,however,wasnothingelsethanaFreemason’sapron,which,asthecuratorverysagelydeclared,provedtheexistenceofsuchanorder,whateversomemightsay。
Thejourneyrestoredmetohealth,andwhenIreturnedtoAranjuez,I
proceededtopaymycourttoalltheministers。TheambassadorpresentedmetoMarquisGrimaldi,withwhomIhadsomeconversationsonthesubjectoftheSwisscolony,whichwasgoingonbadly。IreiteratedmyopinionthatthecolonyshouldbecomposedofSpaniards。
"Yes,"saidhe,"butSpainisthinlypeopledeverywhere,andyourplanwouldamounttoimpoverishingonedistricttomakeanotherrich。"
"Notatall,forifyoutooktenpersonswhoaredyingofpovertyintheAsturias,andplacedthemintheSierraMorena,theywouldnotdietilltheyhadbegottenfiftychildren。Thisfiftywouldbegettwohundredandsoon。"
Myschemewaslaidbeforeacommission,andthemarquispromisedthatI
shouldbemadegovernorofthecolonyiftheplanwasaccepted。
AnItalianOperaComiquewasthenamusingtheCourt,withtheexceptionoftheking,whohadnotasteformusic。Hismajestyboreaconsiderableresemblancetoasheepintheface,anditseemedasifthelikenesswentdeeper,forsheephavenottheslightestideaofsound。Hisfavouritepursuitwassport,andthereasonwillbegivenlateron。
AnItalianmusicianattheCourtdesiredtocomposesomemusicforanewopera,andastherewasnotimetosendtoItalyIofferedtocomposethelibretto。Myofferwasaccepted,andbythenextdaythefirstactwasready。Themusicwascomposedinfourdays,andtheVenetianambassadorinvitedalltheministerstotherehearsalinthegrandhallofhispalace。Themusicwaspronouncedexquisite;thetwootheractswerewritten,andinafortnighttheoperawasputuponthestage。Themusicianwasrewardedhandsomely,butIwasconsideredtoograndtoworkformoneyandmyrewardwaspaidmeintheCourtmoneyofcompliments。
However,Iwasgladtoseethattheambassadorwasproudofmeandthattheminister’sesteemformeseemedincreased。
InwritingthelibrettoIhadbecomeacquaintedwiththeactresses。ThechiefofthemwasaRomannamedPelliccia,neitherprettynorugly,withaslightsquint,andbutmoderatetalents。Heryoungersisterwasprettyifnothandsome;butnoonecaredfortheyounger,whiletheelderwasauniversalfavourite。Herexpressionwaspleasant,hersmiledelightful,andhermannersmostcaptivating。Herhusbandwasanindifferentpainter,plain—looking,andmorelikeherservantthanherhusband。Hewasindeedherveryhumbleservant,andshetreatedhimwithgreatkindness。Thefeelingssheinspiredmewithwerenotlove,butasincererespectandfriendship。Iusedtovisithereveryday,andwroteversesforhertosingtotheRomanairsshedeliveredsogracefully。
OnoneofthedaysofrehearsalsIwaspointingouttoherthevariousgreatpersonageswhowerepresent。Themanagerofthecompany,Marescalchibyname,hadenteredintoanarrangementwiththeGovernorofValentiatobringthecompanythereinSeptembertoplaycomicoperainasmalltheatrewhichhadbeenbuiltonpurpose。ItalianoperahadhithertoneverbeenpresentedatValentia,andMarecalchihopedtomakeagooddealofmoneythere。MadamePellicciaknewnobodyinValentia,andwantedaletterofintroductiontosomeonethere。SheaskedmeifI
thoughtshecouldventuretoasktheVenetianambassadortodoherthefavour,butIadvisedhertotrytheDukeofArcos。
"Whereishe?"
"Thatgentlemanwhoislookinginyourdirectionnow。"
"HowcanIdaretoaskhim?"
"Heisatruenobleman,andIamsurehewillbeonlytoohappytoobligeyou。Goandaskhimnow;youwillnotbedenied。"
"Ihaven’tthecouragetodoso。Comewithmeandintroduceme。"
"Thatwouldspoileverything;hemustnoteventhinkthatIamyouradviserinthematter。Iamjustgoingtoleaveyou;youmustmakeyourrequestdirectlyafterwards。"
Iwalkedtowardstheorchestra,andlookingroundIsawthatthedukewasapproachingtheactress。
"Thething’sasgoodasdone,"Isaidtomyself。
AftertherehearsalwasoverMadamePellicciacameandtoldmethattheDukewouldgivehertheletteronthedayonwhichtheoperawasproduced。Hekepthisword,andshereceivedasealedletterforamerchantandbanker,DonDiegoValencia。
ItwasthenMay,andshewasnottogotoValentiatillSeptember,soweshallhearwhatthelettercontainedlateron。
Ioftensawtheking’sgentlemanofthechamber,DonDomingoVarnier,another’gentlemanintheserviceofthePrincessoftheAsturias,andoneoftheprincess’sbed—chamberwomen。Thismostpopularprincesssucceededinsuppressingagooddealoftheoldetiquette,andthetoneofherCourthadlosttheairofsolemnitycommoninSpanishsociety。ItwasastrangethingtoseetheKingofSpainalwaysdiningateleveno’clock,liketheParisiancordwainersintheseventeenthcentury。Hismealalwaysconsistedofthesamedishes,healwayswentouthuntingatthesamehour,comingbackintheeveningthoroughlyfatigued。
Thekingwasugly,buteverythingisrelative,hewashandsomecomparedwithhisbrother,whowasterrificallyugly。
ThisbrotherneverwentanywherewithoutapictureoftheVirgin,whichMengshadpaintedforhim。Itwastwofeethighbythreeandahalfbroad。ThefigurewasdepictedasseatedonthegrasswithlegscrossedaftertheEasternfashion,anduncovereduptotheknees。Itwas,inreality,avoluptuouspainting;andtheprincemistookfordevotionthatwhichwasreallyasinfulpassion,foritwasimpossibletolookuponthefigurewithoutdesiringtohavetheoriginalwithinone’sarms。However,theprincedidnotseethis,andwasdelightedtofindhimselfinlovewiththemotheroftheSaviour。InthishewasatrueSpaniard;theyonlylovepicturesofthiskind,andinterpretthepassionstheyexciteinthemostfavourablesense。
AtMadridIhad,seenapictureoftheMadonnawiththechildatherbreast。ItwasthealtarpieceofachapelintheCalleSt。Jeronimo。
Theplacewasfilledalldaybythedevout,whocametoadoretheMotherofGod,whosefigurewasonlyinterestingbyreasonofhermagnificentbreast。Thealmsgivenatthischapelweresonumerous,thatinthehundredandfiftyyears,sincethepicturehadbeenplacedthere,theclergyhadbeenabletopurchasenumerouslampsandcandlesticksofsilver,andvesselsofsilvergilt,andevenofgold。Thedoorwaywasalwaysblockedbycarriages,andasentinelwasplacedtheretokeeporderamongstthecoachmen;nonoblemanwouldpassbywithoutgoingintopraytotheVirgin,andtocontemplatethose’beataubera,quaelactaveruntaeternipatrisfilium’。Buttherecameachange。
WhenIreturnedtoMadridIwantedtopayavisittotheAbbePico,andtoldmycoachmantotakeanotherwaysoastoavoidthecrushinfrontofthechapel。
"Itisnotsofrequentednow,senor,"saidhe,"Icaneasilygetbyit。"
Hewentonhisway,andIfoundtheentrancetothechapeldeserted。AsIwasgettingoutofthecarriageIaskedmycoachmanwhatwasthereasonofthechange,andhereplied,——
"Oh,senor!menaregettingmorewickedeveryday,"
Thisreasondidnotsatisfyme,andwhenIhadtakenmychocolatewiththeabbe,anintelligentandvenerableoldman,Iaskedhimwhythechapelinquestionhadlostitsreputation。
Heburstoutlaughing,andreplied,——
"Excuseme,Ireallycannottellyou。Goandseeforyourself;yourcuriositywillsoonbesatisfied。"
AssoonasIlefthimIwenttothechapel,andthestateofthepicturetoldmeall。ThebreastoftheVirginhaddisappearedunderakerchiefwhichsomeprofanebrushhaddaredtopaintoverit。Thebeautifulpicturewasspoilt;themagicandfascinationhaddisappeared。Eventheteathadbeenpaintedout;theChildheldontonothing,andtheheadoftheVirginnolongerappearednatural。
ThisdisasterhadtakenplaceattheendoftheCarnivalof1768。Theoldchaplaindied,andtheVandalwhosucceededhimpronouncedthepaintingtobeascandalousone,androbbeditofallitscharm。
Hemayhavebeenintherightasafool,butasaChristianandaSpaniardhewascertainlyinthewrong,andhewasprobablysoonconvincedofthemistakehehadmadebythediminutionintheofferingsofthefaithful。
Myinterestinthestudyofhumannaturemademecallonthispriest,whomIexpectedtofindastupidoldman。
Iwentonemorning,butinsteadofbeingold,thepriestwasanactive,clever—lookingmanofthirty,whoimmediatelyofferedmechocolatewiththebestgraceimaginable。Irefused,aswasmydutyasastranger,andindeedtheSpaniardsoffervisitorschocolatesofrequentlyatallhours,thatifoneaccepteditallonewouldbechoked。
Ilostnotimeinexordiums,butcametothepointatonce,bysayingthatasaloverofpaintingsIhadbeengrievedatfindingthemagnificentMadonnaspoilt。
"Verylikely,"hereplied,"butitwasexactlythephysicalbeautyofthepicturethatrendereditinmyeyesunfittorepresentonewhoseaspectshouldpurifyandpurgethesenses,insteadofexcitingthem。Letallthepicturesintheworldbedestroyed,iftheybefoundtohavecausedthecommissionofonemortalsin。"
"Whoallowedyoutocommitthismutilation?TheVenetianStateInquisitors,evenM。Barberigo,thoughheisadevoutman,wouldhaveputyouundertheLeadsforsuchadeed。TheloveofParadiseshouldnotbeallowedtointerferewiththefinearts,andIamsurethatSt。Lukehimself(whowasapainter,asyouknow)wouldcondemnyouifhecouldcometolifeagain。"
"Sir,Ineedednoone’sleaveorlicense。Ihavetosaymassatthataltareveryday,andIamnotashamedtotellyouthatIwasunabletoconsecrate。YouareamanandaChristian,youcanexcusemyweakness。
Thatvoluptuouspicturedrewawaymythoughtsfromholythings。"
"Whoobligedyoutolookatit?"
"Ididnotlookatit;thedevil,theenemyofGod,mademeseeitinspiteofmyself。"
"ThenyoushouldhavemutilatedyourselflikeOrigen。Yourgenerativeorgans,believeme,arenotsovaluableasthepictureyouhaveruined。"
"Sir,youinsultme。"
"Notatall,Ihavenointentionofdoingso。"
ThatyoungpriestshewedmethedoorwithsuchbrusquenessthatIfeltsurehewouldinformagainstmetotheInquisition。Iknewhewouldhavenodifficultyinfindingoutmyname,soIresolvedtobebeforehandwithhim。
BothmyfearandmyresolvewereinspiredbyanincidentwhichIshallmentionasanepisode。
Afewdaysbefore,IhadmetaFrenchmannamedSegur,whohadjustcomeoutoftheprisonsoftheInquisition。Hehadbeenshutupforthreeyearsforcommittingthefollowingcrime:
Inthehallofhishousetherewasafountain,composedofamarblebasinandthestatueofanakedchild,whodischargedthewaterinthesamewayasthewell—knownstatueofBrussels,thatistosay,byhisvirilemember。ThechildmightbeaCupidoranInfantJesus,asyoupleased,butthesculptorhadadornedtheheadwithakindofaureole;andsothefanaticsdeclaredthatitwasamockingofGod。
PoorSegurwasaccusedofimpiety,andtheInquisitiondealtwithhimaccordingly。
IfeltthatmyfaultmightbeadjudgedasgreatasSegur’s,andnotcaringtoruntheriskofalikepunishmentIcalledonthebishop,whoheldtheofficeofGrandInquisitor,andtoldhimwordforwordtheconversationIhadhadwiththeiconoclastchaplain。Iendedbycravingpardon,ifIhadoffendedthechaplain,asIwasagoodChristian,andorthodoxonallpoints。
IhadneverexpectedtofindtheGrandInquisitorofMadridakindlyandintelligent,thoughill—favoured,prelate;butsoitwas,andhedidnothingbutlaughfromthebeginningtotheendofmystory,forhewouldnotletmecallitaconfession。
"Thechaplain,"hesaid,"ishimselfblameworthyandunfitforhisposition,inthathehasadjudgedotherstobeasweakashimself;infact,hehascommittedawrongagainstreligion。Nevertheless,mydearson,itwasnotwiseofyoutogoandirritatehim。"
AsIhadtoldhimmynameheshewedme,smilingly,anaccusationagainstme,drawnupbysomeonewhohadwitnessedthefact。Thegoodbishopgentlychidmeforhavingcalledthefriar—confessoroftheDukeofMedinaanignoramus。Hehadrefusedtoadmitthatapriestmightsaymassasecondtimeonahighfestival,afterbreakinghisfast,onthecommandofhissovereignprince,who,bythehypothesis,hadnotheardmassbefore。
"Youwerequiterightinyourcontention,"saidtheInquisitor,"butyeteverytruthisnotgoodtoutter,anditwaswrongtocallthemananignoramusinhispresence。Forthefutureyouwoulddowelltoavoidallidlediscussiononreligiousmatters,bothondogmaanddiscipline。AndImustalsotellyou,inorderthatyoumaynotleaveSpainwithanyharshideasontheInquisition,thatthepriestwhoaffixedyournametothechurch—dooramongsttheexcommunicatedhasbeenseverelyreprimanded。
Heoughttohavegivenyouafatherlyadmonition,and,aboveall,enquiredastoyourhealth,asweknowthatyouwereseriouslyillatthetime。"
ThereuponIkneltdownandkissedhishand,andwentmyway,wellpleasedwithmycall。
TogobacktoAranjuez。AssoonasIheardthattheambassadorcouldnotputmeupatMadrid,Iwrotetotheworthycobbler,DonDiego,thatI
wantedawell—furnishedroom,acloset,agoodbed,andanhonestservant。IinformedhimhowmuchIwaswillingtospendamonth,andsaidIwouldleaveAranjuezassoonasIheardthateverythingwasready。
IwasagooddealoccupiedwiththequestionofcolonisingtheSierraMorena;Iwroteprincipallyonthesubjectofthecivilgovernment,amostimportantiteminaschemeforanewcolony。MyarticlespleasedtheMarquisGrimaldiandflatteredMocenigo;forthelatterhopedthatI
shouldbecomegovernorofthecolony,andthathisembassywouldtherebyshinewithaborrowedlight。
Mylaboursdidnotpreventmyamusingmyself,andIfrequentedthesocietyofthoseabouttheCourtwhocouldtellmemostofthekingandroyalfamily。DonVarnier,amanofmuchfranknessandintelligence,wasmyprincipalsourceofinformation。
IaskedhimonedaywhetherthekingwasfondofGregorioSquillaceonlybecausehehadbeenoncehiswife’slover。
"That’sanidlecalumny,"hereplied。"Iftheepithetof’chaste’canbeappliedtoanymonarch,CharlesIII。certainlydeservesitbetterthananyother。Hehasnevertouchedanywomaninhislifeexcepthiswife,notonlyoutofrespectorthesanctityofmarriage,butalsoasagoodChristian。Hehasavoidedthissinthathissoulmayremainpure,andsoasnottohavetheshameofconfessingittohischaplain。Heenjoysanironconstitution,sicknessisunknowntohim,andheisathoroughSpaniardintemperament。Eversincehismarriagehehaspaidhisdutytohiswifeeveryday,exceptwhenthestateofherhealthcompelledhertocallforatruce。Insuchseasonsthischastehusbandbroughtdownhisfleshlydesiresbythefatigueofhuntingandbyabstinence。Youcanimaginehisdistressatbeingleftawidower,forhewouldratherdiethantakeamistress。Hisonlyresourcewasinhunting,andinsoplanningouthisdaythatheshouldhavenotimeleftwhereintothinkofwomen。Itwasadifficultmatter,forhecaresneitherforreadingnorwriting,musicwearieshim,andconversationofalivelyturninspireshimwithdisgust。
"Hehasadoptedthefollowingplan,inwhichhewillpreservetillhisdyingday:Hedressesatseven,thengoesintohisclosetandhashishairdressed。Ateighto’clockhesayshisprayers,thenhearsmass,andwhenthisisoverhetakeschocolateandanenormouspinchofsnuff,overwhichhisbignoseruminatesforsomeminutes;thisishisonlypinchinthewholeday。Atnineo’clockheseeshisministers,andworkswiththemtilleleven。Thencomesdinner,whichhealwaystakesalone,thenashortvisittothePrincessoftheAusturias,andattwelvesharphegetsintohiscarriageanddrivestothehunting—grounds。Atseveno’clockhetakesamorselwhereverhehappenstobe,andateighto’clockhecomeshome,sotiredthatheoftengoestosleepbeforehecangethisclothesoff。Thushekeepsdownthedesiresoftheflesh。"
"Poorvoluntarymartyr!"
"Hethoughtofmarryingasecondtime,butwhenAdelaideofFrancesawhisportraitshewasquitefrightenedandrefusedhim。Hewasverymortified,andrenouncedallthoughtsofmarriage;andwoetothecourtierwhoshouldadvisehimtogetamistress!"
InfurtherspeakingofhischaracterDonDomingotoldmethattheministershadgoodcauseformakinghiminaccessible,aswheneveranyonedidsucceedingettingathimandaskedafavour,hemadeapointofgrantingit,asitwasatsuchtimesthathefelthimselfreallyaking。
"Thenheisnotahardman,assomesay?"
"Notatall。Kingsseldomhavethereputationtheydeserve。Themostaccessiblemonarchsaretheleastgenerous;theyareoverwhelmedwithimportunaterequests,andtheirfirstinstinctisalwaystorefuse。"
"ButasCharlesIII。issoinaccessiblehecanhavenoopportunityofeithergrantingorrefusing。"
"Peoplecatchhimwhenheishunting;heisusuallyinagoodhumourthen。Hischiefdefectishisobstinacy;whenhehasoncemadeuphismindthereisnochangingit。
"Hehasthegreatestlikingforhisbrother,andcanscarcerefusehimanything,thoughhemustbemasterinallthings。Itisthoughthewillgivehimleavetomarryforthesakeofhissalvation;thekinghasthegreatesthorrorofillegitimatechildren,andhisbrotherhasthreealready。"
TherewereanimmensenumberofpersonsatAranjuez,whopersecutedtheministersinthehopeofgettingemployment。
"Theywillgobackastheycome,"saidDonDomingo,"andthatisempty—
handed。"
"Thentheyaskimpossibilities?"
"Theydon’taskanything。’Whatdoyouwant?’saysaminister。
"’Whatyourexcellencywillletmehave。’
"’Whatcanyoudo?’
"’Iamreadytodowhateveryourexcellencypleasestothinkbestforme’
"’Pleaseleaveme。Ihavenotimetowaste。’"
Thatisalwaystheway。CharlesIII。diedamadman;theQueenofPortugalismad;theKingofEnglandhasbeenmad,and,assomesay,isnotreallycured。Thereisnothingastonishinginit;akingwhotriestodohisdutyisalmostforcedintomadnessbyhisenormoustask。
ItookleaveofM。MocenigothreedaysbeforeheleftAranjuez,andI
embracedManucciaffectionately。Hehadbeenmostkindtomethroughoutmystay。
MycobblerhadwrittentotellmethatforthesumIhadmentionedhecouldprovidemewithaBiscayanmaidwhocouldcook。HesentmetheaddressofmynewlodgingintheCalleAlcala。Iarrivedthereintheafternoon,havingstartedfromAranjuezinthemorning。
IfoundthattheBiscayanmaidcouldspeakFrench;myroomwasaverypleasantone,withanotherchamberannexedwhereIcouldlodgeafriend。
AfterIhadhadmyeffectscarriedupIsawmyman,whosefacepleasedme。
Iwasanxioustotesttheskillofmycook,soIorderedhertogetagoodsupperforme,andIgavehersomemoney。
"Ihavesomemoney,"shereplied,"andIwillletyouhavethebillto—
morrow。"
AftertakingawaywhateverIhadleftwithMengsIwenttoDonDiego’shouse,andtomyastonishmentfounditempty。IwentbackandaskedPhilippe,myman,whereDonDiegowasstaying。
"It’ssomedistance,sir;Iwilltakeyoutheretomorrow。"
"Whereismylandlord?"
"Inthefloorabove;buttheyareveryquietpeople。"
"Ishouldliketoseehim。"
"Heisgoneoutandwon’tbehometillten。"
Atnineo’clockIwastoldthatmysupperwasready。Iwasveryhungry,andtheneatnesswithwhichthetablewaslaidwasapleasantsurpriseinSpain。IwassorrythatIhadhadnoopportunityofexpressingmysatisfactiontoDonDiego,butIsatdowntosupper。ThenindeedI
thoughtthecobblerahero;theBiscayanmaidmighthaveenteredintorivalrywiththebestcookinFrance。Therewerefivedishes,includingmyfavouritedelicacy’lascriadillas’,andeverythingwasexquisite。Mylodgingwasdearenough,butthecookmadethewholearrangementawonderfulbargain。
TowardstheendofsupperPhilippetoldmethatthelandlordhadcomein,andthatwithmyleavehewouldwishmeagoodevening。
"Shewhiminbyallmeans。"
IsawDonDiegoandhischarmingdaughterenter;hehadrentedthehouseonpurposetobemylandlord。
CHAPTERVI
MyAmoursWithDonnaIgnazia——ReturnofM。deMoceninotoMadridAllyoubarons,counts,andmarquiseswholaughatanuntitledmanwhocallshimselfagentleman,pauseandreflect,spareyourdisdaintillyouhavedegradedhim;allowhimagentletitlesolongashedoesgentledeeds。Respectthemanthatdefinesnobilityinanewway,whichyoucannotunderstand。Withhimnobilityisnotaseriesofdescentsfromfathertoson;helaughsatpedigrees,inwhichnoaccountistakenoftheimpurebloodintroducedbywifelyinfidelities;hedefinesanoblemanasonewhodoesnobledeeds,whoneitherliesnorcheats,whoprefershishonourtohislife。
Thislatterpartofthedefinitionshouldmakeyoutrembleforyourlives,ifyoumeditatehisdishonour。Fromimposturecomescontempt,fromcontempthatred,fromhatredhomicide,whichtakesouttheblotofdishonour。
ThecobblerDonDiegomighthavefeared,perhaps,thatIshouldlaughathim,whenhetoldmehewasnoble;butfeelinghimselftobereallysohehaddonehisbesttoproveittome。ThefinenessofhisbehaviourwhenIwasinprisonhadgivenmesomeideaofthenobilityofhissoul,buthewasnotcontentwiththis。Onthereceiptofmyletter,hehadtakenanewhouseonlytogiveupthebestpartofittome。Nodoubthecalculatedonnotlosinginthelongrun,asafterIhadlefthewouldprobablyhavenodifficultyinlettingtheapartment,buthischiefmotivewastoobligeme。
Hewasnotdisappointed;henceforthItreatedhimentirelyasanequal。
DonnaIgnaziawasdelightedatwhatherfatherhaddoneforme。Wetalkedanhour,settlingourbusinessrelationsoverabottleofexcellentwine。IsucceededinmycontentionthattheBiscayancookshouldbekeptatmyexpense。Allthesame,IwantedthegirltothinkthatshewasinDonDiego’sservice,soIbeggedhimtopayhereveryday,asIshouldtakeallmymealsathome,atallevents,tillthereturnoftheambassador。Ialsotoldhimthatitwasapenancetometoeatalone,andbeggedhimtokeepmecompanyatdinnerandsuppereveryday。Hetriedtoexcusehimself,andatlastgaveinontheconditionthathisdaughtershouldtakehisplacewhenhehadtoomuchworktodo。
AsmaybeimaginedIhadanticipatedthiscondition,andmadenodifficultyaboutit。
Thenextmorning,feelingcurioustoseethewayinwhichmylandlordwaslodged,Ipaidhimavisit。IwentintothelittleroomsacredtoDonnaIgnazia。Abed,achest,andachairmadeupthewholefurniture;butbesidethebedwasadeskbeforeapicture,fourfeethigh,representingSt。IgnatiusdeLoyolaasafineyoungman,morecalculatedtoirritatethesensethantoarousedevotion。
Mycobblersaidtome,"IhaveamuchbetterlodgingthanIhadbefore;andtherentofyourroompaysmeforthehousefourtimesover。"
"Howaboutthefurnitureandthelinen?"
"Itwillallbepaidinthecourseoffouryears。Ihopethishousewillbethedowerofmydaughter。Itisanexcellentspeculation,andIhavetothankyouforit。"
"Iamgladtohearit;butwhatisthis,youseemtobemakingnewboots?"
"Quiteso;butifyoulookyouwillseethatIamworkingonalastwhichhasbeengivenme。InthiswayIhavenottoputthemon,norneedI
troublemyselfwhethertheyfitwellorill。"
"Howmuchdoyouget?"
"Thirtyreals。"
"That’salargerpricethanusual。"
"Yes,butthere’sagreatdifferencebetweenmyworkandmyleather,andtheusualworkandleatherofthebootmakers。"
"ThenIwillhavealastmade,andyoushallmakemeapairofshoes,ifyouwill;butIwarnyoutheymustbeofthefinestskin,andthesolesofmorocco。"
"Theywillcostmore,andnotlastsolong。"
"Ican’thelpthat;Ican’tbearanybutthelightestboots。"
BeforeIlefthimhesaidhisdaughtershoulddinewithmethatdayashewasverybusy。
IcalledontheCountofAranda,whoreceivedmecoldly,butwithgreatpoliteness。ItoldhimhowIhadbeentreatedbymyparishpriestandbyMengs。
"Iheardaboutit;thiswasworsethanyourimprisonment,andIdon’tknowwhatIcouldhavedoneforyouifyouhadnotcommunicated,andobligedthepriesttotakeoutyourname。Justnowtheyaretryingtoannoymewithpostersonthewalls,butItakenonotice。"
"Whatdotheywantyourexcellencytodo?"
Toallowlongcloaksandlow—crownedhats;youmustknowallaboutit。"
"IonlyarrivedatMadridyesterdayevening。"
"Verygood。Don’tcomehereonSunday,asmyhouseistobeblownup。"
"Ishouldliketoseethat,mylord,soIwillbeinyourhallatnoon。"
"Iexpectyouwillbeingoodcompany。"
Idulywent,andneverhadIseenitsofull。Thecountwasaddressingthecompany,underthelastposterthreateninghimwithdeath,twoveryenergeticlineswereinscribedbythepersonwhoputuptheposter,knowingthathewasatthesametimerunninghisheadintothenoose:
Simecogen,mehorqueran,Peronomecogeran。
"Iftheycatchme,theywillhangme,SoIshallnotletthemcatchme。"
AtdinnerDonnaIgnaziatoldmehowgladshewastohavemeinthehouse,butshedidnotrespondtoallmyamorousspeechesafterPhilippehadlefttheroom。Sheblushedandsighed,andthenbeingobligedtosaysomething,beggedmetoforgeteverythingthathadpassedbetweenus。I
smiled,andsaidthatIwassuresheknewshewasaskinganimpossibility。IaddedthatevenifIcouldforgetthepastIwouldnotdoso。
Iknewthatshewasneitherfalsenorhypocritical,andfeltsurethatherbehaviourproceededfromdevotion;butIknewthiscouldnotlastlong。Ishouldhavetoconquerherbyslowdegrees。Ihadhadtodosowithotherdevoteeswhohadlovedmelessthanshe,nevertheless,theyhadcapitulated。IwasthereforesureofDonnaIgnazia。
Afterdinnersheremainedaquarterofanhourwithme,butIrefrainedfromanyamorousattempts。
AftermysiestaIdressed,andwentoutwithoutseeingher。Intheeveningwhenshecameinforherfather,whohadsuppedwithme,I
treatedherwiththegreatestpolitenesswithoutshewinganyill—humour。
ThefollowingdayIbehavedinthesamemanner。AtdinnershetoldmeshehadbrokenwithherloveratthebeginningofLent,andbeggedmenottoseehimifhecalledonme。
OnWhitSundayIcalledontheCountofAranda,andDonDiego,whowasexquisitelydressed,dinedwithme。Isawnothingofhisdaughter。I
askedafterher,andDonDiegoreplied,withasmile,thatshehadshutherselfupinherroomtocelebratetheFeastofPentecost。Hepronouncedthesewordsinamannerandwithasmilethathewouldnothavedaredtouseifhehadbeenspeakingtoafellow—Spaniard。Headdedthatshewould,nodoubt,comedownandsupwithme,ashewasgoingtosupwithhisbrother。
"MydearDonDiego,don’tlettherebeanyfalsecomplimentsbetweenus。
Beforeyougoout,tellyourdaughternottoputherselfoutforme,andthatIdonotpretendtoputmysocietyincomparisonwiththatofGod。
Tellhertokeepherroomto—night,andshecansupwithmeanothertime。
Ihopeyouwilltakemymessagetoher。"
"Asyouwillhaveitso,youshallbeobeyed。"
Aftermysiesta,theworthymansaidthatDonnaIgnaziathankedmeandwouldprofitbymykindness,asshedidnotwanttoseeanyoneonthatholyday。
"Iamverygladshehastakenmeatmyword,andto—morrowIwillthankherforit。"
Ihadsomedifficultyinshapingmylipstothisreply;forthisexcessofdevotiondispleasedme,andevenmademetrembleforherlove。I
couldnothelplaughing,however,whenDonDiegosaidthatawisefatherforgivesanecstasyoflove。IhadnotexpectedsuchaphilosophicremarkfromthemouthofaSpaniard。
Theweatherwasunpleasant,soIresolvedtostayindoors。ItoldPhilippethatIshouldnotwantthecarriage,andthathecouldgoout。
ItoldmyBiscayancookthatIshouldnotsuptillten。WhenIwasaloneIwroteforsometime,andintheeveningthemotherlitmycandles,insteadofthedaughter,sointheendIwenttobedwithoutanysupper。
Atnineo’clocknextmorning,justasIwasawaking,DonnaIgnaziaappeared,tomygreatastonishment,tellingmehowsorryshewastohearthatIhadnottakenanysupper。
"Alone,sad,andunhappy,"Ireplied,"Ifeltthatabstinencewasthebestthingforme。"
"Youlookdowncast。"
"Youalonecanmakemelookcheerful。"
Heremybarbercamein,andsheleftme。IthenwenttomassattheChurchoftheGoodSuccess,whereIsawallthehandsomecourtezansinMadrid。IdinedwithDonDiego,andwhenhisdaughtercameinwithdesserthetoldherthatitwasherfaultIhadgonesupperlesstobed。
"Itshallnothappenagain,"saidshe。
"WouldyouliketocomewithmetoourLadyofAtocha?"saidI。
"Ishouldlikeitverymuch,"shereplied,withaside—glanceatherfather。
"Mygirl,"saidDonDiego,"truedevotionandmerrimentgotogether,andthereasonisthatthetrulydevoutpersonhastrustinGodandinthehonestyofallmen。ThusyoucantrustinDonJaimeasanhonestman,thoughhehasnotthegoodfortunetobeborninSpain。"
Icouldnothelplaughingatthislastsentence,butDonDiegowasnotoffended。DonnaIgnaziakissedherfather’shands,andaskedifshemightbringhercousintoo。
"Whatdoyouwanttotakethecousinfor?"saidDonDiego;"IwillanswerforDonJaime。"
"Youareverykind,DonDiego,butifIgnazialikeshercousintocomeI
shallbedelighted,provideditbetheeldercousin,whomIlikebetterthantheyounger。"
Afterthisarrangementthefatherwenthisway,andIsentPhilippetothestablestoputinfourmules。
WhenwewerealoneIgnaziaaskedmerepentantlytoforgiveher。
"Entirely,ifyouwillforgivemeforlovingyou。"
"Alas,dearest!IthinkIshallgomadifIkeepupthebattleanylonger。"
"Thereneedsnobattle,dearestIgnazia,eitherlovemeasIloveyou,ortellmetoleavethehouse,andseeyounomore。Iwillobeyyou,butthatwillnotmakeyouhappy。"
"Iknowthat。No,youshallnotgofromyourownhouse。Butallowmetotellyouthatyouaremistakeninyourestimateofmycousins’
characters。Iknowwhatinfluencedyou,butyoudonotknowall。Theyoungerisagoodgirl,andthoughsheisugly,shetoohassuccumbedtolove。Buttheelder,whoistentimesuglier,ismadwithrageatneverhavinghadalover。Shethoughtshehadmadeyouinlovewithher,andyetshespeaksevilofyou。Shereproachesmeforhavingyieldedsoeasily。andboaststhatshewouldneverhavegratifiedyourpassion。"
"Saynomore,wemustpunishher;andtheyoungershallcome。"
"Iammuchobligedtoyou。"
"Doessheknowthatweloveeachother?"
"Ihavenevertoldher,butshehasguessedit,andpitiesme。ShewantsmetojoinherinadevotiontoOurLadydelaSoledad,theeffectofwhichwouldbeacompletecureforusboth。"
"Thensheisinlove,too?"
"Yes;andsheisunhappyinherlove,foritisnotreturned。Thatmustbeagreatgrief。"
"Ipityher,andyet,withsuchaface,Idonotknowanymanwhowouldtakecompassiononher。Thepoorgirlwoulddowelltoleavelovealone。
Butastoyou……"
"Saynothingaboutme:mydangerisgreaterthanhers。Iamforcedtodefendmyselfortogivein,andGodknowstherearesomemenwhomitisimpossibletowardoff!GodismywitnessthatinHolyWeekIwenttoapoorgirlwiththesmallpox,andtouchedherinthehopeofcatchingit,andsolosingmybeauty;butGodwouldnothaveitso,andmyconfessorblamedme,biddingmetodoapenanceIhadneverexpected。"
"Tellmewhatitis?"
"Hetoldmethatahandsomefaceistheindexofahandsomesoul,andisagiftofGod,forwhichawomanshouldrenderthankscontinually;thatinattemptingtodestroythisbeautyIhadsinned,forIhadendeavouredtodestroyGod’shandiwork。Afteragooddealofrebukeinthisstyle,heorderedmetoputalittlerougeonmycheekswheneverIfeltmyselflookingpale。Ihadtosubmit,andIhaveboughtapotofrouge,buthithertoIhavenotfeltobligedtouseit。Indeed,myfathermightnoticeit,andIshouldnotliketotellhimthatitisdonebywayofpenance。"
"Isyourconfessorayoungman?"
"Heisanoldmanofseventy。"
"Doyoutellhimallyoursinswithoutreserve?"
"Certainly,forthesmallestcircumstancemaybereallyagreatsin。"
"Doesheaskyouquestions?"
"No,forheseesthatIamtellinghimthewholetruth。Itisagreattrial,butIhavetosubmittoit。"
"Haveyouhadthisconfessorforlong?"
"Fortwoyears。BeforehimIhadaconfessorwhowasquiteunbearable。
Heaskedmequestionswhichmademequiteindignant。"
"Whatquestionswerethese?"
"Youmustpleaseexcusemetellingyou。"
"Whydoyougotoconfessionsooften?"
"Why?WouldtoGodIhadnotgoodcause!butafterallIonlygoonceaweek。"
"That’stoooften。"
"Notso,forwhenIaminmortalsinIcannotsleepatnight。Iamafraidofdyinginmysleep。"
"Ipityyou,dearest;Ihaveaconsolationwhichisdeniedyou。IhaveaninfinitetrustintheinfinitemercyofGod。"
Thecousinarrivedandwesetout。Wefoundagoodmanycarriagesinfrontofthechurch—door,andthechurchitselfwasfullofdevotees,bothmaleandfemale。AmongstothersIsawtheDuchessofVilladorias,notoriousforherandromania。Whenthe’furoruterinus’seizedher,nothingcouldkeepherback。Shewouldrushatthemanwhohadexcitedher,andhehadnochoicebuttosatisfyherpassion。Thishadhappenedseveraltimesinpublicassemblies,andhadgivenrisetosomeextraordinaryscenes。Ihadseenherataball;shewasstillbothyoungandpretty。AsIenteredthechurchIsawherkneelingonthestonesofthechurchfloor。Sheliftedhereyes,andgazedatme,asifdoubtfulwhethersheknewmeornot,asshehadonlyseenmeindomino。Aftermydevoteeshadprayedforhalfanhour,theyrosetogo,andtheduchessrosealso;andassoonaswewereoutofthechurchsheaskedmeifI
knewher。Irepliedintheaffirmative,andsheaskedwhyIhadnotbeentoseeher,andifIvisitedtheDuchessofBenevento。ItoldherthatI
didnotvisithergrace,andthatIshouldhavethehonourofpayingheracallbeforelong。
OnourwayIexplainedtomytwocompanionsthenatureoftheduchess’smalady。DonnaIgnaziaaskedmeanxiouslyifIreallymeanttogoandseeher。SheseemedreassuredwhenIrepliedinthenegative。
Acommonandtomymindaridiculousquestioniswhichofthetwosexesenjoysthegenerativeactthemore。HomergivesusJupiterandJunodisputingonthispoint。Tiresias,whowasonceawoman,hasgivenacorrectthoughamusingdecisiononthepoint。Alaconicanswerhasitthatawomanenjoystheactthemostbecausewithheritissharper,repeatedmorefrequently,andfinallybecausethebattleisfoughtinherfield。Sheisatthesametimeanactiveandpassiveagent,whileactionisindispensabletothepleasureoftheman。Butthemostconclusivereasonisthatifthewoman’spleasurewerenotthegreaternaturewouldbeunjust,andsheneverisorcanbeunjust。Nothinginthisuniverseiswithoutitsuse,andnopleasureorpainiswithoutitscompensationorbalance。Ifwomanhadnotmorepleasurethanmanshewouldnothavemoreorgansthanhe。Thegreaternervouspowerplantedinthefemaleorganisdemonstratedbytheandromaniatowhichsomewomenaresubject,andwhichmakesthemeitherMessalinesormartyrs。Menhavenothingatallsimilartothis。
Naturehasgiventowomenthisspecialenjoymenttocompensateforthepainstheyhavetoundergo。Whatmanwouldexposehimself,forthepleasureheenjoys,tothepainsofpregnancyandthedangersofchildbed?Butwomenwilldosoagainandagain;soitmustbeconcludedthattheybelievethepleasuretooutbalancethepain;andsoitisclearlythewomanwhohasthebettershareintheenjoyment。
Inspiteofthis,ifIhadthechoiceofbeingbornagainasawoman,I
shouldsayno;forinspiteofmyvoluptuousness,amanhaspleasureswhichawomancannotenjoy。Though,indeed,ratherthannotbebornagain,Iwouldbeawoman,andevenabrute,providedalwaysthatIhadmymemory,forwithoutitIshouldnolongerbemyself。
Wehadsomeices,andmytwocompanionsreturnedhomewithme,wellpleasedwiththeenjoymentIhadgiventhemwithoutoffendingGod。
DonnaIgnazia,whowasdelightedwithmycontinenceduringtheday,andapparentlyafraidofitsnotlasting,beggedmetoinvitehercousintosupper。Iagreed,andevendidsowithpleasure。
Thecousinwasugly,andalsoafool,butshehadagreatheartandwassympathetic。IknewthatDonnaIgnaziahadtoldherall,andasshewasnorestraintonmeIdidnotmindherbeingatsupper,whileIgnazialookeduponherasasafeguard。
Thetablehadbeenlaidforthree,whenIheardastepcomingupthestairs。Itwasthefather,andIaskedhimtosupwithus。DonDiegowasapleasantman,asIhavesaid,butwhatamusedmemostofallabouthimwashismoralmaxims。HekneworsuspectedthatIwasfondofhisdaughter,thoughinanhonourableway;hethoughtmyhonourorhisdaughter’spietywouldbeasufficientsafeguard。Ifhehadsuspectedwhathadreallyhappened,Idonotthinkhewouldeverhaveallowedustobetogether。
Hesatbesidehisnieceandfacinghisdaughter,anddidmostofthetalking,foryourSpaniard,thoughgrave,iseloquent,andfondofhearingthefineharmoniesofhisnativetongue。
Itwasveryhot,soIaskedhimtotakeoffhiswaistcoat,andtotellhisdaughtertodojustasshewouldifonlyheandhiswifehadbeenpresent。
DonnaIgnaziahadnottobeentreatedlongbeforeshetookoffherkerchief,butthepoorcousindidnotlikehavingtoshewusherbonesandswarthyskin。
DonnaIgnaziatoldherfatherhowmuchshehadenjoyedherself,andhowtheyhadseentheDuchessofVilladorias,whohadaskedmetocomeandseeher。
Thegoodmanbegantophilosophiseandtojestonhermalady,andhetoldmesomestories,germanetothequestion,whichthegirlspretendednottounderstand。
ThegoodwineofLaManchakeptusattabletillalatehour,andthetimeseemedtopassveryquickly。DonDiegotoldhisniecethatshecouldsleepwithhisdaughter,intheroomwewerein,asthebedwasbigenoughfortwo。IhastenedtoaddthatiftheladieswoulddosoI
shouldbedelighted;butDonnaIgnaziablushedandsaiditwouldnotdo,astheroomwasonlyseparatedfromminebyaglassdoor。
AtthisIsmiledatDonDiego,whoproceededtoharanguehisdaughterinamannerwhichamusedmeextremely。HetoldherthatIwasatleasttwentyyearsolderthanherself,andthatinsuspectingmeshehadcommittedagreatersinthanifsheallowedmetotakesomeslightliberty。
"Iamsure,"headded,"thatwhenyougotoconfessionnextSundayyouwillforgettoaccuseyourselfofhavingwrongfullysuspectedDonJaimeofadishonourableaction。"
DonnaIgnazialookedatmeaffectionately,askedmypardon,andsaidshewoulddowhateverherfatherliked。Thecousinsaidnothing,andthefatherkissedhisdaughter,bademeagoodnight,andwentawaywellpleasedwiththeharanguehehaddelivered。