TheCzarinaalsocaressedmeagooddeal。TheQueen[Mamma]andsheplacedthemselvesunderthedais,eachinanarm—chair"ofproperdignity;"IwasattheQueen’sside,andthePrincessesoftheBlood,"Margravinesabovespokenof,"wereoppositetoher,"——
  allinastandingposture,asisproper。
  "TheCzarinawasalittlestumpybody,verybrown,andhadneitherairnorgrace:youneededonlylookather,toguessherlowextraction。"Itisnosecret,shehadbeenakitchen—wenchinherLithuaniannativecountry;afterwardsafemaleofthekindcalledunfortunate,underseveralfigures:however,shesavedtheCzaronce,byherready—witandcourage,fromadevouringTurkishDifficulty,andhemadeherfortunateandaCzarina,tositunderthedaisasnow。"Withherhuddleofclothes,shelookedforalltheworldlikeaGermanPlay—actress;herdress,youwouldhavesaid,hadbeenboughtatasecond—handshop;allwasoutoffashion,allwasloadedwithsilverandgreasydirt。Thefrontofherbodiceshehadornamentedwithjewelsinaverysingularpattern:Adouble—eagleinembroidery,andtheplumesofitsetwithpoorlittlediamonds,ofthesmallestpossiblecarat,andveryillmounted。AllalongthefacingofhergownwereOrdersandlittlethingsofmetal;adozenOrders,andasmanyPortraitsofsaints,ofrelicsandthelike;sothatwhenshewalked,itwaswithajingling,asifyouheardamulewithbellstoitsharness。"——PoorlittleCzarina;shiftynutbrownfellow—creature,strangelychasedaboutfromthebottomtothetopofthisworld;itisevidentshedoesnotsucceedatQueenSophieDorothee’sCourt!——
  "TheCzar,ontheotherhand,wasverytall,andmightbecalledhandsome,"continuesWilhelmina:"hiscountenancewasbeautiful,buthadsomethingofsavageinitwhichputyouinfear。"PartlyakindofMilton’s—Devilphysiognomy?ThePortraitsgiveitratherso。Archangelnotquiteruined,yetinsadlyruinouscondition;
  itsheroismsobemired,——withaturnforstrongdrink,too,attimes!Aphysiognomytomakeonereflect。"Hisdresswasofsailorfashion,coat,altogetherplain。"
  "TheCzarina,whospokeGermanveryillherself,anddidnotunderstandwellwhattheQueensaid,beckonedtoherFooltocomenear,"——apoorfemalecreature,whohadoncebeenaPrincessGalitzin,buthavinggotintomischief,hadbeenexcusedtotheCzarbyherhighrelationsasmad,andsavedfromdeathorSiberia,intoherpresentstrangeharborofrefuge。WithhertheCzarinatalkedinunknownRuss,evidently"laughingmuchandloud,"tillSupperwasannounced。
  "Attable,"continuesWilhelmina,"theCzarplacedhimselfbesidetheQueen。ItisunderstoodthisPrincewasattemptedwithpoisoninhisyouth,andthatsomethingofithadsettledonhisnerveseverafter。Onethingiscertain,theretookhimveryoftenasortofconvulsion,likeTicorSt。—Vitus,whichitwasbeyondhispowertocontrol。Thathappenedattablenow。Hegotintocontortions,gesticulations;andastheknifewasinhishand,andwentdancingaboutwithinarm’s—lengthoftheQueen,itfrightenedher,andshemotionedseveraltimestorise。TheCzarbeggedhernottomind,forhewoulddohernoill;atthesametimehetookherbythehand,whichhegraspedwithsuchviolencethattheQueenwasforcedtoshriekout。Thissethimheartilylaughing;
  sayingshehadnotbonesofsohardatextureashisCatherine’s。
  Supperdone,agrandBallhadbeengotready;buttheCzarescapedatonce,andwalkedhomebyhimselftoMonbijou,leavingtheotherstodance。"
  Wilhelmina’sstoryoftheCabinetofAntiques;oftheIndecentlittleStatuethere,andoftheordersCatherinegottokissit,witha"KOPFAB(Headoff,ifyouwon’t)!"fromthebanteringCzar,whomshehadtoobey,——isnotincredible,afterwhatwehaveseen。Itseems,hebeggedthisbitofAntiqueIndecencyfromFriedrichWilhelm;who,wemayfancy,wouldgivehimsuchanarticlewithespecialreadiness。Thatsameday,fourthoftheVisit,Thursday,23dofthemonth,theaugustPartywentitswaysagain;FriedrichWilhelmconvoying"asfarasPotsdam;"CzarandSuitetakingthatroutetowardsMecklenburg,wherehestillintendssomelittlepausebeforeproceedinghomeward。
  FriedrichWilhelmtookfarewell;andneversawtheCzaragain。
  ItwasonthisJourney,bestpartofwhichisnowdone,thatthefamousOrderbore,"Doitforsixthousandthalers;won’tallowyouoneotherpenny(niteinenPfenniggebemehrdazu);butgiveouttotheworldthatitcostsmethirtyorfortythousand!"Nay,itisonrecordthatthesumprovedabundant,andevensuperabundant,nearhalfofitbeingleftasoverplus。[Forster,i。215。]ThehospitalitiesofBerlin,FriedrichWilhelmtookuponhimself,andhehasdonethemaswesee。YoushalldefrayhisCzarishMajesty,tothelastPrussianmilestone;punctually,properly,thoughwiththrift!
  Peter’s,VIATICUM,theAntiqueIndecency,FriedrichWilhelmdidnotgrudgetopartwith;gladtopurchasetheCzar’sgood—willbycoinofthatkind。Lastyear,atHavelberg,hehadgiventheCzaranentireCabinetofAmberArticles,belongingtohislateFather。
  AmberCabinet,inthelump;andlikewisesuchaYacht,forshape,splendorandoutfit,asprobablyHollandneverlaunchedbefore;——
  YachtalsobelongingtohislateFather,andwithoutvaluetoFriedrichWilhelm。TheoldKinghadgotitbuiltinHolland,regardlessofexpense,——15,000pounds,theysay,perhapsasgoodas50,000poundsnow;——anditlayatPotsdam:goodforwhat?
  FriedrichWilhelmsentitdowntheHavel,downtheElbe,silksailorsandall,towardsHamburgandPetersburg,withagreatdealofpleasure。FortheCzar,andpeaceandgood—willwiththeCzar,wasofessentialvaluetohim。Neither,atanyrate,istheCzaramantotakegiftswithoutreturn。Tallfellowsforsoldiers:
  thatisalwaysoneprimeobjectwithFriedrichWilhelm;
  foralreadythesePotsdamGuardsofhisaregettingevermoregigantic。Notlessanobject,thoughlessanidealorPOETICone(asweoncedefined),wasthisother,tofindbuyersfortheManufactures,newandold,whichhewassobentonencouraging。
  "Itisastonishing,whatquantitiesofcloth,ofhardware,salt,andallkindsofmanufacturedarticlestheRussiansbuyfromus,"
  saytheoldBooks;——"seehowour’RussianCompany’flourishes!"
  Inboththeseobjects,nottospeakofpeaceandgood—willingeneral,theCzarisourman。
  Thus,thisveryAutumn,therearrive,astonishedandastonishing,nofewerthanahundredandfiftyhumanfigures(onehalfMORE
  thanwerepromised),probablyfromseventoeightfeethigh;
  thetallesttheCzarcouldriddleoutfromhisDominions:whatawindfalltothePotsdamGuardanditsColonel—King!AndallsucceedingAutumnsthelike,solongasFriedrichWilhelmlived;
  everyAutumn,outofRussiaahundredofthetallestmortalsliving。Invaluable,——toa"manofgenius"mountedonhishobby!
  One’s"stanza"canbepolishedatthisrate。
  InreturnfortheseRussiansonsofAnak,FriedrichWilhelmgrudgednottosendGermansmiths,millwrights,drill—sergeants,cannoneers,engineers;havingplentyofthem。Bywhom,asPeterwellcalculated,theinertopaqueRussianmassmightbekindledintoluminosityandvitality;anddrilledtoknowtheArtofWar,foronething。Whichfollowedaccordingly。Anditisobservable,eversince,thattheRussianArtofWarhasatinctureofGERMAN
  init(solidGerman,ascontradistinguishedfromunsolidRevolutionary—French);andhintstousofFriedrichWilhelmandtheOldDessauer,tothishour。——EXEANTnowtheBarbaricsemi—fabulousSovereignties,tillwantedagain。
  ChapterVIII。
  THECROWN—PRINCEISPUTTOHISSCHOOLING。
  Inhisseventhyear,youngFriedrichwastakenoutofthehandsofthewomen;andhadTutorsandSub—Tutorsofmasculinegender,whohadbeennominatedforhimsometimeago,actuallysettoworkupontheirfunction。Thesewehavealreadyheardof;theycamefromStralsundSiege,alltheprincipalhands。
  DuhandeJandun,theyoungFrenchgentlemanwhohadescapedfromgrammar—lessonstothetrenches,heisthepracticalteacher。
  Lieutenant—GeneralGrafFinkvonFinkensteinandLieutenant—ColonelvonKalkstein,theyareHeadTutor(OBERHOFMEISTER)andSub—Tutor;militarymenboth,whohadbeeninmanywarsbesidesStralsund。Bythesethreehewasassiduouslyeducated,subordinateschoolmastersworkingunderthemwhenneedful,insuchbranchesasthepaternaljudgmentwouldadmit;
  thepaternalobjectandtheirsbeingtoinfuseusefulknowledge,rejectuseless,andwindupthewholeintoamilitaryfinish。
  Theseappointments,madeatdifferentprecisedates,tookeffect,allofthem,intheyear1719。
  Duhan,independentlyofhisexperienceinthetrenches,appearstohavebeenanaccomplished,ingeniousandconscientiousman;
  whodidcredittoFriedrichWilhelm’sjudgment;andtowhomFriedrichprofessedhimselfmuchindebtedinafterlife。
  Theirprogressinsomeofthetechnicalbranches,asweshallperceive,wasindisputablyunsatisfactory。ButthemindoftheBoyseemstohavebeenopenedbythisDuhan,toalively,andinsomesortgenial,perceptionofthingsroundhim;——ofthestrangeconfusedlyopulentUniversehehadgotinto;andofthenobleandsupremefunctionwhichIntelligenceholdsthere;supremeinArtasinNature,beyondallotherfunctionswhatsoever。Duhanwasnowturnedofthirty:acheerfulamiableFrenchman;poor,thoughofgoodbirthandacquirements;originallyfromChampagne。Friedrichlovedhimverymuch;alwaysconsideredhimhisspiritualfather;andtotheendofDuhan’slife,twentyyearshence,waseagertodohimanygoodinhispower。Anxiousalwaystorepair,forpoorDuhan,thegreatsorrowshecametoonhisaccount,asweshallsee。
  OfGrafFinkvonFinkenstein,whohashadmilitaryexperiencesofallkindsandalldegrees,frommarchingasprisonerintoFrance,"woundedandwithouthishat,"tofightingatMalplaquet,atBlenheim,evenatSteenkirk,aswellasStralsund;whoisnowinhissixtiethyear,andseemstohavebeenagentlemanofratherhighsolemnmanners,andindeedofundeniableperfections,——ofthissupremeCountFinkwelearnalmostnothingfartherintheBooks,exceptthathislittlePupildidnotdislikehimeither。ThelittlePupiltooknotunkindlytoFink;welcominganybenignanthumanray,acrosstheseloftygravitiesoftheOBERHOFMEISTER;
  wentoftentohishouseinBerlin;andmadeacquaintancewithtwoyoungFinksabouthisownage,whomhefoundthere,andwhobecameimportanttohim,especiallytheyoungerofthem,inthecourseofthefuture。[Zedlitz—Neukirch,PreussischesAdels—Lexikon(Leipzig,l836),ii。168。Militair—Lexicon,i。420。]ThisPupil,itmaybesaid,iscreditablyknownforhisattachmenttohisTeachersandothers;anattachedandattachinglittleBoy。OfKalkstein,arational,experiencedandearnestkindofman,thoughasyetbutyoung,itiscertainalsothatthelittleFritzlovedhim;andfurthermorethattheGreatFriedrichwasgratefultohim,andhadahighesteemofhisintegrityandsense。"Mymaster,Kalkstein,"usedtobehisdesignationofhim,whenthenamechancedtobementionedinaftertimes。Theycontinuedtogether,withvariouspassagesofmutualhistory,forfortyyearsafterwards,tillKalkstein’sdeath。
  Kalksteinisatpresenttwenty—eight,theyoungestofthethreeTutors;then,andeverafter,analtogetherdownrightcorrectsoldierandman。HeisofPreussen,orPrussiaProper,thisKalkstein;——ofthesamekindredasthatmutinousKalkstein,whomweonceheardof,whowas"rolledinacarpet,"andkidnappedoutofWarsaw,intheGreatElector’stime。NotadirectdescendantofthatbeheadedKalkstein’sbut,asitwere,hisNEPHEWsomanytimesremoved。Preussenisnowfarenoughfrommutiny;subdued,withallitsKalksteins,intoarespectfulsilence,notlightlyusingtherightevenofpetition,orsubmissiveremonstrance,whichitmaystillhave。Nor,exceptonthescoreofparliamentaryeloquenceandnewspapercopyright,doesitappearthatPreussenhassufferedbythechange。
  HowtheseFink—Kalksteinfunctionariesproceededinthegreattasktheyhadgot,——verygreattask,hadtheyknownwhatPupilhadfallentothem,——isnotdirectlyrecordedforus,withanysequenceordistinctness。Weinferonlythateverythingwentbyinflexibleroutiue;notaskingatall,WHATpupil?——normuch,Whetheritwouldsuitanypupil?Duhan,withthetendencieswehaveseeninhim,whoiswillingtosoftentheinflexiblewhenpossible,andto"guideNature"byaratherlooserein,wasprobablyagenialelementintheotherwisestrictaffair。
  Fritzhadoneunspeakableadvantage,rareamongprincesandevenamongpeasantsintheseruinedages:thatofNOTbeingtaught,oringeneralnot,bythekindcalled"Hypocrites,andevenSincere—Hypocrites,"——fatalestspeciesoftheclassHYPOCRITE。
  Weperceivehewaslessoned,allalong,notbyenchantedPhantasmsofthatdangeroussort,breathingmendacityofmind,unconsciously,outofeverylook;butbyrealMen,whobelievedfromtheheartoutwards,andweredailydoingwhattheytaught。
  Towhichunspeakableadvantageweaddasecond,likewiseconsiderable;Thathismasters,thoughrigorous,werenotunlovabletohim;——thathisaffections,atleast,werekeptalive;
  thatwhateverofseed(orofchaffandhail,aswaslikelier)fellonhismind,hadSUNSHINEtohelpindealingwithit。Thesearetwoadvantagesstillachievable,thoughwithdifficulty,inourepoch,byanearnestfatherinbehalfofhispoorlittleson。
  Andtheseare,atpresent,nearlyall;withthesewellachieved,theearnestfatherandhissonoughttobethankful。Alas,inmatterofeducation,therearenohigh—roadsatpresent;ortherearesuchonlyasdoNOTleadtothegoal。Fritz,liketherestofus,hadtostrugglehisway,NatureandDidacticArtdifferingverymuchfromoneanother;andtodobattle,incessantpartialbattle,withhisschoolmastersforanyeducationhehad。
  AveryroughDocument,givingFriedrichWilhelm’sregulationsonthissubject,fromhisownhand,hascomedowntous。Mostdull,embroiled,heavyDocument;intricate,gnarled,and,infine,roughandstiffasnaturalbull—headednesshelpedbyPrussianpipe—claycanmakeit;——containssomeexcellenthints,too;andwillshowussomethingofFritzchenandofFriedrichWilhelmbothatonce。
  Thatistosay,always,ifitcanberead!Ifbyaidofabridging,elucidatingandarranging,wecangetthereaderengagedtoperuseitpatiently;——whichseemsdoubtful。Thepointsinsistedon,inaponderousbutstragglingconfusedmanner,byhisdidacticMajesty,arechieflythese:——
  1。MustimpressmySonwithaproperloveandfearofGod,asthefoundationandsolepillarofourtemporalandeternalwelfare。Nofalsereligions,orsectsofAtheist,Arian(ArRian),Socinian,orwhatevernamethepoisonousthingshave,whichcansoeasilycorruptayoungmind,aretobeevennamedinhishearing:
  ontheotherhand,aproperabhorrence(ABSCHEU)ofPapistry,andinsightintoitsbaselessnessandnonsensicality(UNGRUNDUND
  ABSURDITAT),istobecommunicatedtohim:"——Papistry,whichisfalseenough,liketheothers,butimpossibletobeignoredlikethem;mentionthat,andgivehimdueabhorrenceforit。ForweareProtestanttotheboneinthiscountry;andcannotstandABSURDITAT,leastofallhypocriticallyreligiousditto!Butthegrandthingwillbe,"Toimpressonhimthetruereligion,whichconsistsessentiallyinthis,ThatChristdiedforallmen,"andgenerallythattheAlmighty’sjusticeiseternalandomnipresent,——"whichconsiderationistheonlymeansofkeepingasovereignperson(SOUVERAINEMACHT),oronefreedfromhumanpenalties,intherightway。"
  2。"HeistolearnnoLatin;"observethat,howeveritmaysurpriseyou。WhathasalivingGermanmanandKing,oftheeighteenthChristianSOECULUM,todowithdeadoldHeathenLatins,Romans,andthelingoTHEYspoketheirfractionofsenseandnonsensein?Frightful,howtheyoungyearsoftheEuropeanGenerationshavebeenwasted,fortencenturiesback;andtheThinkersoftheworldhavebecomemerewalkingSacksofMarine—stores,"GELEHRTEN,Learned,"astheycallthemselves;
  andgoneLOSTtotheworld,inthatmanner,asasetofconfiscatedPedants;——babblingaboutsaidHeathens,andTHEIR
  extinctlingoandfractionofsenseandnonsense,forthethousandyearslastpast!HeathenLatins,Romans;——whoperhapswerenogreatthingsofHeathen,afterall,ifwellseeninto?Ihaveheardjudgessay,theywereINferior,inrealworthandgrist,toGermanhome—growthswehavehad,iftheconfiscatedPedantscouldhavediscernedit!Atanyrate,theyaredead,burieddeep,thesetwothousandyears;welloutofourway;——andnonsenseenoughofourownleft,tokeepsweepingintocorners。Silenceabouttheirlingoandthem,tothisnewCrown—Prince!"LetthePrincelearnFrenchandGerman,"soastowriteandspeak,"withbrevityandpropriety,"inthesetwolanguages,whichmaybeusefultohiminlife。Thatwillsufficeforlanguages,——providedhehaveanythingeffectuallyrationaltosayinthem。Fortherest,3。"LethimlearnArithmetic,Mathematics,Artillery,——
  Economytotheverybottom。"And,inshort,usefulknowledgegenerally;uselessdittonotatall。"Historyinparticular;——
  AncientHistoryonlyslightly(NURUBERHIN);——buttheHistoryofthelasthundredandfiftyYearstotheexactestpitch。TheJUS
  NATURALEandJUSGENTIUM,"bywayofhand—lamptoHistory,"hemustbecompletelymasterof;asalsoofGeography,whateverisremarkableineachCountry。AndinHistories,mostespeciallytheHistoryofthehouseofBrandenburg;wherehewillfinddomesticexamples,whicharealwaysofmoreforcethanforeign。
  AndalongwithPrussianHistory,chieflythatoftheCountrieswhichhavebeenconnectedwithit,asEngland,Brunswick,Hessenandtheothers。AndinreadingofwiseHistory—bookstheremustbeconsiderationsmade(sollenbeymLesenklugerHistoriarumBetrachtungengemachtwerden)uponthecausesoftheevents。"——Surely,OKing!
  4。"Withincreasingyears,youwillmoreandmore,toamostespecialdegree,gouponFortification,"——markyou!——"theFormationofaCamp,andtheotherWar—Sciences;thatthePrincemay,fromyouthupwards,betrainedtoactasOfficerandGeneral,andtoseekallhisgloryinthesoldierprofession。"Thisiswhitheritmustalltend。You,FinkensteinandKalkstein,"havebothofyou,inthehighestmeasure,tomakeityourcaretoinfuseintomySon[EINZUPRAGEN,stampintohim]atruelovefortheSoldierbusiness,andtoimpressonhimthat,asthereisnothingintheworldwhichcanbringaPrincerenownandhonorlikethesword,sohewouldbeadespisedcreaturebeforeallmen,ifhedidnotloveit,andseekhissoleglory(DIEEINZIGE
  GLORIA)therein。"[Preuss,i。11—14(ofdate13thAugust,1718)。]
  Whichisanextremestatementofthecase;showinghowmuchwehaveitatheart。
  ThesearethechiefFriedrich—Wilhelmtraits;therestofthedocumentcorrespondsingeneraltowhatthelateMajestyhadwrittenforFriedrichWilhelmhimselfonthelikeoccasion。
  [Stenzel,iii。572。]RuthlesscontemptofUselessKnowledge;
  andpassionateinsightintothedistinctionbetweenUsefulandUseless,especiallyintotheworthofSoldieringasaroyalaccomplishment,arethechiefpeculiaritieshere。InwhichlatterpointtooFriedrichWilhelm,himselfthemostpacificofmen,unlessyoupulledthewhiskersofhim,orbrokeintohisgoodsandchattels,knewverywellwhathewasmeaning,——muchbetterthanweofthe"PeaceSociety"and"PhilanthropicMovement"couldimagineatfirstsight!Itisathinghe,forhispart,isverydecidedupon。
  Already,ayearbeforethistime,[1stSeptember,1717:Preuss,i。13。]therehadbeeninstituted,forexpressbehoofoflittleFritz,aminiatureSoldierCompany,aboveahundredstrong;
  whichgrewafterwardstobenearthreehundred,andindeedrosetobeapermanentInstitutionbydegrees;calledKompagniederKronprinzlichenKadetten(CompanyofCrown—PrinceCadets)。Ahundredandtenboysabouthisownage,sonsofnoblefamilies,hadbeenselectedfromthethreeMilitarySchoolsthenextant,asakindoftinyregimentforhim;where,ifhewasbynomeanscommanderallatonce,hemightlearnhisexerciseinfellowshipwithothers。CzarPeter,itislikely,tookaglanceofthistinyregimentjustgettingintorankandfilethere;
  whichwouldremindtheCzarofhisownyoungdays。AnexperiencedLieutenant—Colonelwasappointedtocommandinchief。Acertainhandyandcorrectyoungfellow,Rentselbyname,aboutseventeen,whoalreadyknewhisfuglingtoahair’s—breadth,wasDrill—master;andexencisedthemall,Fritzespecially,withduestrictness;till,inthecourseoftimeandofattainments,Fritzcouldhimselftaketheheadcharge。Whichhedidduly,inayearortwo:alittlesoldierthenceforth;properlystrict,thoughofsmalldimensions;intightbluebitofcoatandcocked—hat:——
  miniatureimageofPapa(itisfondlyhopedandexpected),resemblinghimasasixpencedoesahalf—crown。In1721theassiduousPapasetupa"littlearsenal"forhim,"intheOrangeHallofthePalace:"therelethim,withperhapsachosencomradeortwo,mountbatteries,fireexceedinglysmallbrassordnance,——
  hisEngineer—Teacher,oneMajorvonSenning,limpingabout(oncorkleg),andsuperintendingifneedful。
  Rentzel,itisknown,provedanexcellentDrill—sergeant;——hadgoodtalentseveryway,andwasamanofprobityandsense。
  Heplayedbeautifullyontheflutetoo,andhadacheerfulconversibleturn;whichnaturallyrecommendedhimstillfarthertoFritz;andawokeorencouraged,amongotherfaculties,themusicalfacultyinthelittleBoy。Rentzelcontinuedabouthim,orinsightofhim,throughlife;advancinggradually,nottoofast,accordingtorealmeritandservice(Colonelin1759);andneverdiddiscredittothechoiceFriedrichWilhelmhadmadeofhim。
  OfSenning,too,Engineer—MajorvonSenning,whogaveFritzhislessonsinMathematics,Fortificationandthekindredbranches,thelike,orbetter,canbesaid。Hewasofgraveryears;hadlostalegintheMarlboroughCampaigns,poorgentleman;buthadabundantsense,nativeworthandcheeryrationaltalk,inhim:
  sothathetoocouldneverbepartedwithbyFriedrich,butwaskeptonhandtothelast,apermanentandvariouslyserviceableacquisition。
  Thus,atleast,isthemilitaryeducationofourCrown—Princecaredfor。Andwearetofancythelittlefellow,fromhistenthyearorearlier,goingaboutinminiaturesoldierfigure,formostpart;instrictSpartan—Brandenburgcostume,ofbodyasofmind。
  Costumelittleflatteringtohisownprivatetasteforfinery;
  yetbynomeansunwholesometohim,ashecameafterwardstoknow,InOctober,1723,itisonrecord,whenGeorgeI。cametovisithisSon—in—lawandDaughteratBerlin,hisBritannicMajesty,lookingoutfromhisnewquartersonthemorrow,sawFritzchen"drillinghisCadetCompany;"averyprettylittlephenomenon。
  Drillingwithclearvoice,militarysharpness,andtheprecisionofclock—workontheEsplanade(LUSTGARTEN)there;——anddoubtlesstheBritannicMajestygavesomegruntofacquiescence,perhapsevenasmile,rareonthatsquareheavy—ladencountenanceofhis。
  Thatistherecord:[Forster,i。215。]andtrulyitformsforusbyfartheliveliestlittlepicturewehavegot,fromthosedulloldyearsofEuropeanHistory。Yearsalreadysunk,orsinking,intolonesomeunpeopledDuskforallmen;andfastvergingtowardsvacantOblivionandeternalNight;——which(ifsomefewarticleswereoncesavedoutofthem)istheirjustandinevitableportionfromafflictedhumannature。
  Ofriding—masters,fencing—masters,swimming—masters;muchlessofdancing—masters,music—masters(celebratedGraun,"ontheorgan,"
  withPsalm—tunes),wecannotspeak;butthereadermaybesatisfiedtheywereallthere,goodoftheirkind,andpushingonatafairrate。NoristherelackanywhereofpaternalsupervisiontoouryoungApprentice,Fromanearlyage,PapatooktheCrown—PrincewithhimonhisannualReviews。FromutmostMemelontheRussianborder,downtoWeselontheFrench,allPrussia,ineverynookofit,garrison,marching—regiment,boardofmanagement,isrigorouslyreviewedbyMajestyonceayear。
  TheretravelslittlemilitaryFritz,besidethemilitaryMajesty,amidthegeneralsandofficialpersons,intheirhardySpartanmanner;andlearnstolookintoeverythinglikeaRhadamanthineArgus,andhowtheeyeofthemaster,morethanallotherappliances,fattensthecattle。
  Onhishunts,too,Papatookhim。ForPapawasafamoushunter,whenatWusterhausenintheseason:——hotBeagle—chase,hotStag—hunt,yourchiefgamedeer;huge"Force—Hunt"(PARFORCE—JAGD,thewoodsallbeaten,andyourwildbeastsdrivenintostraitsandcaudine—forksforyou);Boar—hunting(SAUHETZE,"sow—baiting,"astheGermanscallit),Partridge—shooting,Fox—andWolf—hunting;——
  onallgrandexpeditionsofsuchsort,littleFritzshallridewithPapaandparty。Roughfuriousriding;nowonswiftsteed,nowatplacesonWURSTWAGEN,——WURSTWAGEN,"Sausage—Car"socalled,mostSpartanofvehicles,amereSTUFFEDPOLEor"sausage"withwheelstoit,onwhichyousitastride,adozenorsoofyou,andcareer;——regardlessofthesummerheatandsandydust,ofthewinter’sfrost—stormsandmuddyrain。AllthisthelittleCrown—Princeisboundtodo;——butlikesitlessandless,someofusaresorrytoobserve!Infacthecouldnottaketohuntingatall,orfindtheleastofpermanentsatisfactioninshootingpartridgesandbaitingsows,——"withsuchanexpenditureofindustryandsuchdamagetotheseedfields,"hewouldsometimesallegeinextenuation。Inlateryearshehasbeenknowntoretireintosomegladeofthethickets,andholdalittleFlute—HautboisConcertwithhismusicalcomrades,whilethesowsweregettingbaited。OrhewouldconversewithMammaandherLadies,ifherMajestychancedtobethere,inadayforopendriving。
  WhichthingsbynomeansincreasedhisfavorwithPapa,aswornhaterof"effeminatepractices。"
  Hewas"nourishedonbeer—soup,"aswesaidbefore。Frugality,activity,exactitudewerelessonsdailyandhourlybroughthometohim,ineverythinghedidandsaw。Hisverysleepwasstingilymetedouttohim:"Toomuchsleepstupefiesafellow!"FriedrichWilhelmwaswonttosay;——sothattheverydoctorshadtointerfere,inthismatter,forlittleFritz。Frugalenough,hardyenough;urgedineverywaytolookwithindifferenceonhardship,andtakeaSpartanviewoflife。
  Money—allowancecompletelyhisown,hedoesnotseemtohavehadtillhewasseventeen。Exiguouspocket—money,countedinGROSCHEN
  (EnglishPENCE,orhardlymore),onlyhisKalksteinandFinkensteincouldgrantastheysawgood;——abouteighteenpenceinthemonth,tostartwith,aswouldappear。Theothersmallincidentalmoneys,necessaryforhisuse,werelikewisealllaidoutundersanctionofhisTutors,andaccuratelyenteredinDay—booksbythem,auditedbyFriedrichWilhelm;ofwhichsomespecimensremain,andonewholemonth,September,1719(theBoy’seighthyear),hasbeenpublished。Verysingulartocontemplate,inthesedaysofgold—nuggetsandirrationalman—mountainsfattenedbymankindatsuchaprice!Themonthlyamountappearstohavebeensome3pounds10shillings:——andhasgone,allbuttheeighteenpenceofsovereignpocket—money,forsmallfurnishingsandveryminutenecessaryluxuries;——asthus:——
  "ToputtinghisHighness’sshoesonthelast;"forstretchingthemtothelittlefeet,——andonlyone"last,"asweperceive。
  "TotwelveyardsofHairtape,"——HAARBAND,forourlittlequeue,whichbecomesvisiblehere。"Fordrink—moneytothePostilions。"
  "FortheHousemaidsatWusterhausen,"Don’tIpaythemmyself?
  objectstheauditingPapa,atthatlatterkindofitems:Nomoreofthat。"Formendingtheflute,fourGROSCHEN[orpence];"
  "TwoBoxesofColors,sixteenditto;""Foralivesnipe,twopence;""Forgrindingthehanger[littleswordkin];""ToaBoywhomthedogbit;"andchieflyofall,"TotheKLINGBEUTEL,"——
  Collection—plate,orbag,atChurch,——whichcomesuponusonce,naytwice,andeventhriceaweek,eighteenpenceeachtime,andeatsdeepintoourstraitenedmeans。[Preuss,i。17。]
  OnsuchtermscanalittleFritzbenourishedintoaFriedrichtheGreat;whileirrationalman—mountains,ofthebeaverishorbeaverish—vulpinesort,takesuchapricetofattenthemintomonstrosity!TheArt—manufactureofyourFriedrichcancomeverycheap,itwouldappear,ifonceNaturehavedoneherpartinregardtohim,andtherebemerehonestwillonthepartoftheby—standers。ThusSamuelJohnson,too,costnexttonothinginthewayofboardandentertainmentinthisworld。AndaRobertBurns,remarkablemodernThor,aPeasant—godofthesesunkages,withatouchofmelodiousRUNESinhim(sinceallelselayunderbanforthepoorfellow),wasraisedonfrugaloatmeal,atanexpenseofperhapshalfacrownaweek。Nuggetsandducatsaredivine;
  buttheyarenotthemostdivine。IoftenwishtheDevilhadthelion’sshareofthem,——atonce,andnotcircuitouslyasnow。
  ItwouldbeanunspeakableadvantagetothebewilderedsonsofAdam,inthisepoch!
  ButwithregardtoourlittleCrown—Prince’sintellectualculture,thereisanotherDocument,speciallyfromPapa’shand,which,ifwecanredact,adjustandabridgeit,asintheformercase,maybeworththereader’snotice,andelucidatesomethingsforhim。
  Itisofdate,Wusterhausen,3dSeptember,1721;littleFritznowinhistenthyear,andoutthere,withhisDuhansandFinkensteins,whilePapaisrusticatingforafewweeks。
  Theessentialtitleis,ormightbe:——
  ToHead—GovernorvanFinkenstein,Sub—GovernorvonKalkstein,PreceptorJacquesEgideDuhandeJandun,andotherswhomitmayconcern:Regulationsforschooling,atWusterhausen,3dSeptember,1721;[Preuss,i。19。]——ingreatlyabridgedform。
  SUNDAY。"OnSundayheistoriseat7;andassoonashehasgothisslipperson,shallkneeldownathisbedside,andpraytoGod,soasallintheroommayhearit[thattherebenodeceptionorshortmeasurepalmeduponus],inthesewords:’LordGod,blessedFather,Ithanktheefrommyheartthatthouhastsograciouslypreservedmethroughthisnight。Fitmeforwhatthyholywillis;
  andgrantthatIdonothingthisday,norallthedaysofmylife,whichcandividemefromthee。FortheLordJesusmyRedeemer’ssake。Amen。’AfterwhichtheLord’sPrayer。Thenrapidlyandvigorously(GESCHWINDEUNDHURTIG)washhimselfclean,dressandpowderandcombhimself[weforgettosay,thatwhiletheyarecombingandqueuinghim,hebreakfasts,withbrevity,ontea]:
  Prayer,withwashing,breakfastandtherest,tobedonepointedlywithinfifteenminutes[thatis,ataquarterpast7]。
  "Thisfinished,allhisDomesticsandDuhanshallcomein,anddofamilyworship(dasgrosseGebetzuhalten):
  Prayerontheirknees,DuhanwithaltoreadaChapteroftheBible,andsingsomeproperPsalmorHymn[aspractisedinwell—regulatedfamilies]:——Itwillthenbeaquarterto8。
  AlltheDomesticsthenwithdrawagain;andDuhannowreadswithmySontheGospeloftheSunday;expoundsitalittle,adducingthemainpointsofChristianity;——questioningfromNoltenius’sCatechism[whichFritzknowsbyheart]:——itwillthenbe9o’clock。
  "At9hebringsmySondowntome;whogoestoChurch,anddines,alongwithme[dinneratthestrokeofNoon]:therestofthedayisthenhisown[Fritz’sandDuhan’s]。Athalf—past9intheevening,heshallcomeandbidmegoodnight。Shallthendirectlygotohisroom;veryrapidly(SEHRGESCHWIND)getoffhisclothes,washhishands[getintosometinydressing—gownorCASSAQUIN,nodoubt];andsosoonasthatisdone,Duhanmakesaprayeronhisknees,andsingsahymn;alltheServantsbeingagainthere。
  Instantlyafterwhich,mySonshallgetintobed;shallbeinbedathalf—past10;"——andfallasleephowsoon,yourMajesty?Thisisverystrictwork。
  MONDAY。"OnMonday,asonallweekdays,heistobecalledat6;
  andsosoonascalledheistorise;youaretostandtohim(ANHALTEN)thathedonotloiterorturninbed,butbrisklyandatoncegetup;andsayhisprayers,thesameasonSundaymorning。Thisdone,heshallasrapidlyaspossiblegetonhisshoesandspatterdashes;alsowashhisfaceandhands,butnotwithsoap。FarthershallputonhisCASSAQUIN[shortdressing—gown],havehishaircombedoutandqueued,butnotpowdered。Whilegettingcombedandqueued,heshallatthesametimetakebreakfastoftea,sothatbothjobsgoonatonce;
  andallthisshallbeendedbeforehalf—past6。"ThenenterDuhanandtheDomestics,withworship,Bible,Hymn,allasonSunday;
  thisisdoneby7,andtheServantsgoagain。
  "From7till9DuhantakeshimonHistory;at9comesNoltenius[asublimeClericalGentlemanfromBerlin]withtheChristianReligion,tillaquarterto11。ThenFritzrapidly(GESCHWIND)
  washeshisfacewithwater,handswithsoap—and—water;
  cleanshirt;powders,andputsonhiscoat;——about11comestotheKing。StayswiththeKingtill2,"——perhapspromenadingalittle;
  diningalwaysatNoon;afterwhichMajestyisapttobeslumberous,andlightamusementsareover。
  "Directlyat2,hegoesbacktohisroom。Duhanisthere,ready;
  takeshimupontheMapsandGeography,from2to3,——givingaccount[gradually!]ofalltheEuropeanKingdoms;theirstrengthandweakness;size,richesandpovertyoftheirtowns。From3to4,DuhantreatsofMorality(solldieMoraltractiren)。From4to5,DuhanshallwriteGermanLetterswithhim,andseethathegetsagoodSTYLUM[whichheneverintheleastdid]。About5,Fritzshallwashhishands,andgototheKing;——rideout;diverthimself,intheairandnotinhisroom;
  anddowhathelikes,ifitisnotagainstGod。"
  There,then,isaSunday,andthereisoneWeekday;whichlattermayserveforalltheotherfive:——thoughtheyarestrictlyspecifiedintheroyalmonograph,andeveryhourofthemmarkedout:How,andatwhatpointsoftime,besidesthisofHISTORY,ofMORALITY,andWRITINGINGERMAN,ofMapsandGEOGRAPHYwiththestrengthandweaknessofKingdoms,youaretotakeupARITHMETIC
  morethanonce;WRITINGOFFRENCHLETTERS,soastoacquireagoodSTYLUM:inwhatnookyoumayintercalate"alittlegettingbyheartofsomething,inordertostrengthenthememory;"howinsteadofNoltenius,Panzendorf(anothersublimeReverendGentlemanfromBerlin,whocomesoutexpress)givestheclericaldrillonTuesdaymorning;——withwhichtwoonslaughts,ofanhour—and—halfeach,theClericalGentlemenseemtowithdrawfortheweek,andwehearnomoreofthemtillMondayandTuesdaycomeroundagain。
  OnWednesdaywearehappytoobservealiberalsliceofholidaycomein。Athalf—past9,havingdonehisHISTORY,and"gotsomethingbyhearttostrengthenthememory[verylittle,itistobefeared],Fritzshallrapidlydresshimself,andcometotheKing。AndtherestofthedaybelongstolittleFritz(gehortvorFritzchen)。"OnSaturday,too,thereissomefairchanceofhalf—holiday:——
  "SATURDAY,forenoontillhalf—past10,comeHistory,WritingandCiphering;especiallyrepetitionofwhatwasdonethroughtheweek,andinMORALITYaswell[addstherapidMajesty],toseewhetherhehasprofited。AndGeneralGrafvonFinkenstein,withColonelvonKalkstein,shallbepresentduringthis。IfFritzhasprofited,theafternoonshallbehisown。Ifhehasnotprofited,heshall,from2to6,repeatandlearnrightlywhathehasforgottenonthepastdays。"Andsothelaboringweekwindsitselfup。Here,however,isonegeneralrulewhichcannotbetoomuchimpresseduponYOU,withwhichweconclude:——
  "Inundressinganddressing,youmustaccustomhimtogetoutof,andinto,hisclothesasfastasishumanlypossible(
  hurtigsovielalsmenschenmoglichist)。Youwillalsolookthathelearntoputonaudputoffhisclotheshimself,withouthelpfromothers;andthathebecleanandneat,andnotsodirty(nichtsoschmutzigenditalic>)。""Notsodirty,"thatismylastword;andhereismysign—manual,"FRIEDRICHWILHELM。"[Preuss,i。21。]
  ChapterIX。
  WUSTERHAUSEN。
  Wusterhausen,whereforthepresenttheseoperationsgoon,liesabouttwentyEnglishmilessoutheastofBerlin,asyougotowardsSchlesien(Silesia);——ontheoldSilesianroad,inaflatmoorycountrymadeofpeatandsand;——andisnotdistinguishedforitsbeautyatallamongroyalHunting—lodges。TheGohrdeatHanover,forexample,whatasplendorthereincomparison!ButitservesFriedrichWilhelm’ssimplepurposes:thereisgameabundantinthescraggywoodlands,otter—pools,fish—pools,andmirythickets,ofthatold"Schenkenland"(belongedalloncetothe"SCHENKEN
  Family,"tilloldKingFriedrichboughtitforhisPrince);
  retinuesufficientfindnooksforlodgmentinthepooroldSchlosssocalled;andNolteniusandPanzendorfdriveouteachonceaweek,insomelightvehicle,todrillFritzinhisreligiousexercises。
  OneZollner,aTouristtoSilesia,confesseshimselfratherpleasedtofindevenWusterhauseninsuchacountryofsandybent—grass,leancattle,andflatdesolatelanguor。
  "Gettingtothetopoftheridge"(mostinsignificant"ridge,"
  madebyhand;Wilhelminasatiricallysays),TouristZollnercandiscernwithpleasure"aconsiderableBrook,"——visible,notaudible,smoothStream,orchainofmeresandlakelets,flowinglanguidlynorthwardtowardsKopenik。InaudiblebigBrookorStream;which,weperceive,drainsaslightlyhollowedTract;
  tooshallowtobecalledvalley,——ofseveralmilesinwidth,ofseveralyardsindepth;——Tractwithwoodhereandthereonit,andsignsofgrassandculture,welcomeafterwhatyouhavepassed。
  OntheforegroundclosetoyouistheHamletofKonigs—Wusterhausen,withtolerableLime—treeAvenueleadingtoit,andtheairofsomethingsylvanfromyourHill—top。
  Konigs—WusterhausenwasonceWENDISH—Westerhausen,andnotfaroffisDEUTSCH—Wusterhausen,famed,Isuppose,byfaction—fightsintheVandalictimes:bothofthemarenowKING’S—Wusterhausen(sincetheKingcamethither),todistinguishthemfromotherWusterhausensthatthereare。
  Descending,advancingthroughyourLime—treeAvenue,youcomeuponthebacksofoffice—houses,out—houses,stablesorthelike,——onyourlefthandIhaveguessed,——extendingalongtheHighway。
  AndinthemiddleoftheseyoucomeatlasttoakindofGateorvaultedpassage(ARTVONTHOR,saysZollner),where,ifyouhaveliberty,youfacetotheleft,andenter。Here,oncethroughintothefreelightagain,youareinaCourt:four—squarespace,notwithoutprospect;rightsideandleftsidearelodgingsforhisMajesty’sgentlemen;behindyou,wellintheirview,arestablesandkitchens:inthecentreoftheplaceisaFountain"withhewnstepsandironrailings;"wherehissimpleMajestyhasbeenknowntositandsmoke,onsummerevenings。Thefourthsideofyoursquare,again,isapalisade;beyondwhich,overbridgeandmoatandinterveningapparatus,youperceive,onitstrimterraces,therespectableoldSchlossitself。Arectangularmass,notofvastproportions,withtowerinthecentreofit(towerforscrew—stair,thegeneralroadwayoftheHouse);andlookingthoughweather—beatenyetweather—tight,andasdignifiedasitcan。
  ThisisWusterhausen;FriedrichWilhelm’sHunting—seatfromofold。
  Adreadfullycrowdedplace,saysWilhelmina,whereyouarestuffedintogarrets,andhavenotroomtoturn。Theterracesareofsomemagnitude,trimmedallroundwitharowoflittleclippedtrees,onebiglime—treeateachcorner;——underoneofthesebiglime—trees,aidedbyanawning:itishisMajesty’sdelighttospreadhisfrugalbutsubstantialdinner,four—and—twentycovers,atthestrokeof12,andsodineSUBDIO。Ifraincomeon,saysWilhelmina,youarewettomid—leg,thegroundbeinghollowinthatplace,——andindeedinallweathersyoursituationeveryway,toavehementyoungPrincess’sidea,isratherofthehorriblesort。Afterdinner,hisMajestysleeps,stretchedperhapsonsomewoodensettleorgarden—chair,foraboutanhour;regardlessoftheflamingheat,underhisawningornot;andwepoorPrincesseshavetowait,prayingalltheSaintsthattheywouldresuscitatehimsoon。Thisisabout2p。m。;happierFritzisgonetohislessons,intheinterim。
  ThesefourTerraces,thisrectangularSchlosswiththefourbiglindensatthecorners,aresurroundedbyaMoat;blackabominableditch,Wilhelminacallsit;ofthehueofTartareanStyx,andofafarworsesmell,infactenoughtochokeone,inhotdaysafterdinner,thinksthevehementPrincess。ThreeBridgescrossthisMoatorditch,fromthemiddleofthreeseveralTerracesorsidesoftheSchloss;andonthefourthitisimpassable。Bridgefirst,comingfromthepalisadeandOffice—houseCourt,hasnotonlyhumansentrieswalkingatit;buttwowhiteEaglesperchnearit,andtwoblackditto,symbolsoftheheraldicPrussianEagle,screechingaboutintheirlitteryway;itemtwoblackBears,uglyasSin,whichareviciouswretcheswithal,andmanytimesdopassengersamischief。Asperhapsweshallsee,onsomeoccasion。
  ThisisBridgefirst,leadingtotheCourtandtotheouterHighway;aKing’sgentleman,goingtobedatnight,hasalwaystopasstheseBears。BridgesecondleadsussouthwardtoacommonMillwhichisnearby;itsclackingaudibleuponthecommonStreamoftheregion,andnotunpleasanttohisMajesty,amongitsmeadowsfringedwithalders,inacountryofmereandmoor。
  Bridgethird,directlyoppositetoBridgefirstanditsBears,leadsyoutotheGarden;whitherMamma,playingtocadillealldaywithherwomen,willnot,orwillnotoftenenough,letuspoorgirlsgo。[Zollner,BriefeuberSchlesien
  (Berlin,1792),i。2,3;Wilhelmina,i。364,365。]
  SuchisWusterhausen,asdelineatedbyavehementPrincess,someyearshence,——whobecomesatlastintelligible,bystudyandtheaidofourSilesianTourist。ItisnotdistinguishedamongCountryPalaces:butthefigureofFriedrichWilhelmasleepthereafterdinner,regardlessoftheflamingsun(shouldhesleeptoolongandtheshadowofhisLindenquithim),——thisisasightwhichnootherPalaceintheworldcanmatch;thiswilllongrenderWusterhausenmemorabletome。HisMajesty,earlyalwaysastheswallows,hunts,Ishouldsuppose,inthemorning;dinesandsleeps,wemayperceive,tilltowardsthree,orlater。
  HisOfficialbusinesshewillnotneglect,norshirkthehoursduetoit;towardssunsettheremaybeawalkorridewithFritz,orFeekinandthewomankind:andalways,intheevening,hisMajestyholdsTABAGIE,TABAKS—COLLEGIUM(SmokingCollege,kindofTobacco—Parliament,aswemightnameit),anInstitutionpunctuallyattendedtobyhisMajesty,ofwhichweshallbyandbyspeakmore。AtWusterhausenhisMajestyholdshisSmokingSessionmostlyintheopenair,oftenest"onthestepsoftheGreatFountain"(howarranged,astoseatingandcanvas—screening,Icannotsay);——smokesthere,withhisGrumkows,Derschaus,Anhalt—Dessaus,andselectFriends,invariousslowtalk;
  tillNightkindlehermildstarlights,shakedownherdarkcurtainsoverallCountries,andadmonishwearymortalsthatitisnowbedtime。
  NotmuchofthePicturesqueinthisautumnallifeofourlittleBoy。Buthehasemploymentsinabundance;andthesemakethepermittedopenair,underanyterms,adelight。HecanroveaboutwithDuhanamongthegorseandheath,andtheirwildsummertenantrywingedandwingless。Inthewoodlandsarewildswine,inthemeresarefishes,otters;thedrowsyHamlets,scatteredround,awakeninaninterestedmanneratthesoundofourpony—hoofsanddogs。Mittenwalde,whereareshops,iswithinridingdistance;
  wecouldevenstretchtoKopenik,andvisitinthebigSchlossthere,ifDuhanwerewilling,andthecattlefresh。Fromsomechurch—steepleorsand—knoll,itistobehoped,somebluestreakoftheLausitzHillsmaybevisible:theSunandtheMoonandtheHeavenlyHosts,thesefullcertainlyarevisible;andonanEarthwhicheverywhereproducesmiraclesofallkinds,fromthedaisyorheather—belluptotheman,oneplaceisnearlyequaltoanotherforabrisklittleBoy。
  FinePalaces,ifWusterhausenbeasorryone,arenotwantingtoouryoungFriend:whatsoeveritisinthepowerofarchitectureandupholsterytodoforhim,maybeconsideredwithalasdone。
  WusterhausenisbutaHunting—lodgeforsomefewAutumnweeks:
  theBerlinPalaceandthePotsdam,grandbuildingsboth,fewPalacesintheworldsurpassthem;andthere,inoneortheotherofthese,isourusualresidence。——LittleFritz,besideshisyoungFinkensteinsandothersofthelike,hasCousins,childrenofhisGrandfather’sHalf—brothers,whoarecomradesofhis。FortheGreatElector,aswesaw,wastwicewedded,andhadasecondsetofsonsanddaughters:twoofthesonshadchildren;certainoftheseareabouttheCrown—Prince’sownage,"Cousins"ofhis(strictlyspeaking,Half—cousinsofHISFATHER’S),whoaremuchabouthiminhisyoungdays,——andmoreorlessafterwards,accordingtotheworththeyprovedtohave。MargravesandMargravinesofSchwedt,——therearefiveorsixofsuchyoungCousins。Nottomentiontheeldest,FriedrichWilhelmbyname,whoisnowcometomanhood(born1700);——whowishedmuchinafteryearstohavehadWilhelminatowife;buthadtoputupwithayoungerPrincessoftheHouse,andoughttohavebeenthankful。
  ThisonehasayoungerBrother,Heinrich,slightlyFritz’ssenior,andmuchhiscomradeatonetime;ofwhomweshalltransientlyhearagain。OfthesetwotheOldDessauerisUncle:ifbothhisMajestyandtheCrown—Princeshoulddie,oneofthesewouldbeking。AcircumstancewhichWilhelminaandtheQueenhavelaidwelltoheart,andbuildmanywildsuspicionsupon,intheseyears!
  AsthattheOldDessauer,withhisgunpowderface,hasaplotonedaytoassassinatehisMajesty,——plotevidentassunlighttoWilhelminaandMamma,whichprovidentiallycametonothing;——andotherspectralnotionsoftheirs。[Wilhelmina,i。35,41。]
  TheFatherofthesetwoMargraves(elderofthetwoHalf—brothersthathavechildren)diedinthetimeofOldKingFriedrich,eightornineyearsago。TheirMother,theschemingoldMargravine,whomIalwaysfancytodressinhighcolors,isstillliving,——
  asWilhelminawellknows!
  Then,byanother,theyoungerofthoseoldHalf—brothers,thereisaKarl,asecondFriedrichWilhelm,CousinMargraves:plentyofCousins;——andtwoyoungMargravinesamongthem,[Michaelis,i。425。]theyoungestaboutFritz’sownage。[NOTEOFTHECOUSIN
  MARGRAVES。——GreatElector,byhisSecondWife,hadfiveSons,twoofwhomleftChildren;——asfollows(sofarastheyconcernus,——
  heothersomitted):——
  1。SonPHILIP’SChildren(MothertheOldDessauer’sSister)are:
  FriedrichWilhelm(1700),whowishedmuch,butinvain,tomarryWilhelmina。HeinrichFriedrich(1709),acomradeofFritz’sinyouth;sometimesgettingintoscrapes;——misbehaved,someway,attheBattleofMolwits(firstofFriedrich’sBattles),1741,andwasinexorablyCUTbythenewKing,andcontinuedunderacloudthenceforth。——ThisPHILIP("PhilipWilhelm")died1711,hisforty—thirdyear;Widowlongsurvivedhim。
  2。SonALBERT’SChildren(MotheraCourlandPrincess)are:
  Karl(1705);livednearCustrin;becameafamedcaptain,intheSilesianWars,underhisCousin。Friedrich(1701);fellatMolwitz,1741。FriedrichWilhelm(aMargrafFriedrichWilhelm"No。2,"——NAMESAKEofhisnowMajesty,itislike);born1714;
  killedatPrag,byacannon—shot(atKingFriedrich’shand,reconnoitringtheplace),1744。——ThisALBERT("AlbertFriedrich")
  diedsuddenly1731,agefifty—nine。]
  NowantofCousins;theCrown—Princeseeingmuchofthemall;
  andlearningpleasantlytheirvariousqualities,whichweregoodinmost,insomenotsogood,anddidnotturnoutsupremeinanycase。But,fortherest,SisterWilhelminaishisgrandconfederateandcompanion;trueinsportandinearnest,injoyandinsorrow。Theirtruthfullovetooneanother,nowandtilldeath,isprobablythebrightestelementtheirlifeyieldedtoeitherofthem。
  WhatmightbethedateofFritz’sfirstappearanceintheRoucoulles"SoireeheldonWednesdays,"intheFinkensteinoranyotherSoiree,asanindependentfigure,Idonotknow。Butatthepropertime,hedoesappearthere,andwithdistinctionnotextrinsicalone;——talksdelightfullyinsuchplaces;candiscuss,evenwithFrenchDivines,inacharminglyingeniousmanner。
  AnotherofhiselderlyconsortsImustmention:ColonelCamas,ahighlycultivatedFrenchman(Frenchaltogetherbyparentageandbreeding,thoughbornonPrussianland),whowasTutor,atonetime,tosomeofthoseyoungMargraves。Hehaslostanarm,——leftitinthoseItalianCampaigns,underAnhalt—DessauandEugene;——
  butbytheaidofacorksubstitute,dexterouslymanaged,almosthidesthewant。Agallantsoldier,fitforthediplomaciestoo;
  amanoffinehighways。[Militair—Lexicon,
  i。308。]AndthenhisWife——Infact,theCamasHouse,weperceive,hadfromanearlytimebeenoneoftheCrown—Prince’shaunts。
  MadamCamasisaGermanLady;butforgenialelegance,forwitandwisdomandgoodness,couldnotreadilybeparalleledinFranceorelsewhere。OfboththeseCamasestherewillbehonorableandimportantmentionbyandby;especiallyoftheLady,whomhecontinuestocall"Mamma"forfiftyyearstocome,andcorrespondswithinaverybeautifulandhumanfashion。
  Undertheseauspices,insuchenvironment,dimlyvisibletous,atWusterhausenandelsewhere,istheremarkablelittleCrown—Princeofhiscenturygrowingup,——prosperouslyasyet。
  ChapterX。
  THEHEIDELBERGPROTESTANTS。
  FriedrichWilhelmholdsTabagienightly;butatWusterhausenorwhereverhemaybe,thereisnolackofintricateOfficialLabor,which,evenintheTabagie,FriedrichWilhelmdoesnotforget。
  AtthetimehewasconcoctingthoseInstructionsforhislittlePrince’sSchoolmasters,andsmokingmeditativeunderthestars,withMagdeburg"RITTER—DIENST"andmuchelseofhisowntothinkof,——thereisanextraneousPoliticalIntricacy,makingnoiseenoughintheworld,muchinhisthoughtswithal,andnodoubtoccasionallymurmuredofamidthetobacco—clouds。TheBusinessoftheHeidelbergProtestants;whichisjustcomingtoaheightinthoseAutumnmonthsof1719。
  IndeedthisYear1719wasaparticularlynoisyoneforhim。
  Thisistheyearofthe"nephriticcolic,"whichbefellatBrandenburgonsomejourneyofhisMajesty’s;withalarmofimmediatedeath;QueenSophiesentforbyexpress;testamentmadeinherfavor;andintrigues,veryblackones,Wilhelminathinks,followingthereupon。[MemoiresdeBareith,
  i。26—29。]Andthe"AffairofClement,"onwhichtheoldBooksaresoprofuse,fallslikewise,thecrisisofitfalls,in1719。
  OfClementthe"HungarianNobleman,"whowasamereHungarianSwindler,andForgerofRoyalLetters;sowingmerediscords,blacksuspicions,betweenFriedrichWilhelmandtheneighboringCourts,ImperialandSaxon:"YourMajestytobesnaptup,someday,byhiredruffians,andspiritedaway,forbehoofofthosetreacherousCourts:"sothatFriedrichWilhelmfellintoagloomofmelancholy,andforlongweeks"neversleptbutwithapairofloadedpistolsunderhispillow:"——ofthisClement,anadroitPhenomenonofthekind,andintenselyagitatingtoFriedrichWilhelm;——whomFriedrichWilhelmhadatlasttolayholdof,try,thisveryyear,andultimatelyhang,[HadarrivedinBerlin,"endof1717;"stayedaboutayear,oftenprivatelyintheKing’scompany,poisoningtheroyalmind;withdrewtotheHague,suspectingBerlinmightsoongrowdangerous;——iswiledoutofthatTerritoryintothePrussian,andarrested,byoneofFriedrichWilhelm’sColonels,"endof1718;"liesinSpandau,gettingtried,forseventeenmonths;hanged,withtwoAccomplices,18thApril,1720。(See,insuccession,Stenzel,iii。298,302;Fassmann,p。321;Forster,ii。272,andiii。320—324。)]amidtherumorandwonderofmankind:——ofhim,noisyashewas,andstillfillingmanypagesoftheoldBooks,ahintshallsuffice,andwewillsaynothingfarther。ButthisoftheHeidelbergProtestants,thoughalsoratheranextinctbusiness,hasstillsomeclaimsonus。
  This,injusticetothe"inarticulatemanofgenius,"andforotherreasons,wemustendeavortoresuscitatealittle。
  OFKUR—PFALZKARLPHILIP:HOWHEGOTAWIFELONGSINCE,ANDDIDFEATSINTHEWORLD。
  Therereigns,intheseyears,atHeidelberg,asElectorPalatine,akind—temperedbutabruptandsomewhatunreasonableoldgentleman,nowvergingtowardssixty,KarlPhilipbyname;whohascomeathwarttheBerlinCourtanditsaffairsmorethanonce;
  andwillagaindoso,inasingularlydisturbingway。FrombeforeFriedrichWilhelm’sbirth,allthroughFriedrichWilhelm’slifeandfarther,thisKarlPhilipisastone—of—stumblingthere。
  HisfirstfeatinlifewasthatofrunningoffwithaPrussianPrincessfromBerlin;therumorofwhichwasstillatitsheightwhenFriedrichWilhelm,afortnightafter,cameintotheworld,——
  thegossipsstilltalkingofit,wemayfancy,whenFriedrichWilhelmwasfirstswaddled。Anunheard—ofthing;themannerofwhichwasthis。
  Readershaveperhapsforgotten,thatoldKingFriedrichI。oncehadaBrother;elderBrother,whodied,totheFather’sgreatsorrow,andmadewayforFriedrichasCrown—Prince。ThisBrotherhadbeenmarriedashorttime;heleftaWidowwithoutchildren;
  abeautifulLithuanianPrincess,bornRadzivil,andofgreatpossessionsinherowncountry:she,inhercrapesandclose—cap,remainedanornamenttothenewBerlinCourtforsometime;——nottoolong。Themourning—yearonceout,anewmarriagecameonfootforthebrilliantwidow;theBridegroom,aJamesSobieski,eldestPrinceofthefamousJohn,KingSobieski;PrincewithfairoutlookstowardsPolishSovereignty,andhandyforthoseLithuanianPossessionsofhers:altogetheraneligiblematch。
  Thismarriagewasonfoot,notquitecompleted;whenKarlPhilip,CadetofthePfalz,cametoBerlin;——aratheridleyoungman,onceintheclericalway;nowgoneintothemilitary,withsecularoutlooks,hiselderBrother,Heir—ApparentofthePfalz,"havingnochildren:"——cametoBerlin,inthecourseofvisiting,androvingabout。ThebeautifulWidow—PrincessseemedverycharmingtoKarlPhilip;hewooedhard;threwthePrincessintogreatperplexity。ShehadgivenherYestoJamesSobieski;inevitablewedding—daywascomingonwithJames;andherewasKarlPhilipwooingso:——inbrief,theresultwas,shegallopedoffwithKarlPhilip,ontheeveofsaidwedding—day;marriedKarlPhilip(24thJuly,1688);andleftPrinceJamesstandingthere,toomuchlikeLot’sWife,intheastonishedCourtofBerlin。[Michaelis,ii。93。]JudgeiftheBerlin。publictalked,——unintelligibletoFriedriohWilhelm,thensafeinswaddling—clothes。
  KingSobieski,theFather,famedDelivererofVienna,wasinhighdudgeon。ButKarlPhilipapologized,toalllengths;madehispeaceatlast,givingaSisterofhisowntobeWifetotheinjuredJames。ThiswasKarlPhilip’sfirstoutbreakinlife;
  anditwasnothisonlyone。Amannotill—disposed,allgrant;
  butevidentlyofheadlongturn,withatendencytoleapfencesinthisworld。Hehassincebeensoldieringabout,inalooseway,governingInnspruck,fightingtheTurks。But,lately,hiselderBrotherdiedchildless(year1716);andlefthimKurfurstofthePfalz。HisfairRadzivilisdeadlongago;she,andasuccessor,oritmaybetwo。ExceptoneDaughter,whomthefairRadzivillefthim,hehasnochildren;andinthesetimes,Ithink,liveswithathirdWife,oftheLEFT—HANDkind。
  Hisscarcityofprogenyisnotsoindifferenttomyreadersastheymightsuppose。ThisnewKUR—PFALZ(Elector—Palatine)KarlPhilipisbygenealogy——who,thinksthereader?Pfalz—NEUBURGbyline;ownGrandsonofthatWolfgangWilhelm,whogottheslaponthefacelongsince,onaccountoftheCleve—Julichmatter!Soithascomeround。TheLineofSimmerndiedout,Winter—King’sGrandsonthelastofthat;andthen,asrightwas,theLineofNeuburgtookthetopplace,andbecameKur—Pfalz。ThefirstofthesewasthisKarlPhilip’sFather,sonoftheBeslapped;anoldmanwhenhesucceeded。KarlPhilipisthethirdKur—PfalzoftheNeuburgLine;hischildlesselderBrother(hewhocollectedthePicturesatDusseldorf,oncenotablethere)wassecondoftheNeuburgs。Theynow,wesay,areElectors—Palatine,HeadoftheHouse;——and,weneednotadd,alongwiththeirElectorateandNeuburgCountry,possesstheCleve—JuliohMoietyofHeritage,aboutwhichtherewassuchworryingintimepast。NaythelastKur—Pfalzresidedthere,andcollectedthe"DusseldorfGallery,"aswehavejustsaid;thoughKarlPhilipprefersHeidelberghitherto。
  ToFriedrichWilhelmthescarcityofprogenyisathrice—interestingfact。ForifthisactualNeuburgshouldleavenomaleheir,asisnowhumanlyprobable,——theLineofNeuburgtooisout;andthengreatthingsoughttofollowforourPrussianHouse。Then,bythelastBargain,madein1666,withallsolemnity,betweentheGreatElector,ourGrandfatheroffamousmemory,andyoursereneFatherthethenPfalz—Neuburg,subsequentlyKur—Pfalz,likewiseoffamousmemory,sonoftheBeslapped,——thewholeHeritagefallstoPrussia,nootherPfalzBranchhavingthenceforththeleastclaimtoit。Bargainwasexpress;signed,sealed,sanctioned,drawnoutonthedueextentofsheepskin,whichcanstillberead。Bargainclearenough:
  butwillthisKarlPhilipinclinetokeepit?
  Thatmayonedaybetheinterestingquestion。Butthatisnotthequestionofcontroversyatpresent:notthat,butanother;
  forKarlPhilip,itwouldseem,istobeafrequentstone—of—stumblingtothePrussianHouse。ThepresentquestionisofaProtestant—Papistmatter;intowhichFriedrichWilhelmhasbeendrawnbyhispublicspiritalone。
  KARLPHILIPANDHISHEIDELBERGPROTESTANTS。
  ThePfalzpopulationwas,fromofold,Protestant—Calvinist;
  theElectors—Palatineusedtobedistinguishedfortheirforwardnessinthatmatter。SoitstilliswiththePfalzpopulation;butwiththeElectors,nowthattheHouseofSimmernisout,andthatofNeuburgin,itisnotso。TheNeuburgs,eversincethatslap,ontheface,havecontinuedPopish;asorefactforthisProtestantpopulation,whenitgotthemforSovereigns。
  KarlPhilip’sFather,anoldsoldieratVienna,andtheelderBrother,acollectorofPicturesatDusseldorf,didnotoutwardlymuchmolestthecreedoftheirsubjects。Protestants,andtheremnantofCatholics(remnantnaturallyratherexpandingnowthattheCourtshoneonit),wereallowedtoliveinpeace,accordingtotheTreatyofWestphalia,ornearlyso;dividingthechurchesandchurch—revenuesequitablybetweenthem,asdirectedthere。
  ButnowthatKarlPhilipiscomein,thereisnomistakinghisprocedures。HehascomehometoHeidelbergwitharetinueofJesuitsabouthim;towhomthepooroldgentleman,lookingbeforeandafteronthistroublousworld,findsitsalutarytogiveear。
  HisnibblingsatProtestantrights,hiscontrivancestoslideCatholicsintochurcheswhichwerenottheirs,andthelikefoul—playinthatmatter,hadbeensorrowfultosee,forsometimepast。TheElectorofMainz,Chief—PriestofGermany,isbusyinthesamebaddirection;heandothers。Indeed,eversincethePeaceofRyswick,whereLouisXIV。surreptitiouslyintroducedacertain"Clause,"whichcouldneverbegotridofagain,["CLAUSE
  OFTHEFOURTHARTICLE"isthetechnicalnameofit。FOURTHARTICLE
  stipulatesthatKingLouisXIV。shallpunctuallyrestoreallmanneroftownsandplaces,inthePalatinate&c。(muchBURNT,somewhatBE—JESUITEDtoo,inlateWars,bythesaidKihg,duringhisoccupancy):CLAUSEOFFOURTHARTICLE(addedtoit,byaquirk,"atmidnight,"saytheBooks)containsmerelythesewords,"ReligionetamenCatholicaRomana,inlocissicrestitutis,instatuquonuncestremanente:
  Roman—Catholicreligiontocontinueasitnowis[asWEhavemadeittobe]insuchtownsandplaces。"——WhichCLAUSEgaverisetoverygreatbutineffectuallamentinganddebating。(Scholl,TraitesdePaix(Par。1817),i。433—438;
  Buchholz;Spittler,GeschichteWurtembergs;&c)。]
  nibblingaggressionsofthiskindhavegoneonmoreandmore。
  AlwaystoosluggishlyresistedbytheCORPUSEVANGELICORUM,intheDietsorotherwise,the"UnitedProtestantSovereigns"notbeinganactive"Body"there。Andnowmoresluggishlythanever;——saidCORPUShavingAugustElectorofSaxony,Catholic(Sham—Catholic)
  KingofPoland,foritsOfficialHead;"AugustthePhysicallyStrong,"amanhighlyunconcernedformattersEvangelical!Sothatthenibblingsgoonworseandworse。AnoffencetoallProtestantRulerswhohadanyconscience;atlengthanunbearableontoFriedrichWilhelm,who,aloneofthemall,decidedtointerveneeffectually,andsay,atwhateverrisktheremightbe,Wewillnotstandit!
  KarlPhilip,aftersomenibblings,tookuptheHeidelbergCatechism(whichcandidlycallstheMass"idolatrous"),andorderedsaidCatechism,anAuthorizedBook,toceaseinhisdominions。Hessen—Cassel,aProtestantneighbor,pleaded,remonstrated,FriedrichWilhelmgloomingintherear;buttonopurpose。Ouroldgentleman,hisPriestsbeingverydiligentuponhim,decidednexttogetpossessionoftheHEILIGE—GEISTKIRCHE
  (ChurchoftheHolyGhost,principalPlaceofWorshipatHeidelberg),andmakeithisprincipalCathedralChurchthere。
  ByTreatyofWestphalia,orpeaceablyotherwise,theCatholicsarealreadyinpossessionoftheChoir:butthewholeChurchwouldbesomuchbetter。"WasitnotCatholiconce?"thoughtKarlPhiliptohimself:"builtbyournobleAncestorKaiserRupertofthePfalz,RupertKLEMM["Pincers,"sonamedforhisfirmnessofmind]:——
  whyshouldtheseHereticshaveit?Iwillbuildthemanother!"
  Thesethoughts,in1719,thethirdyearofKarlPhilip’srule,hadbrokenoutintoopenaction(29thAugust,4thSeptembertheconsummationofit)[Mauvillon,i。340—345。]andpreciselyintheimewhenFriedrichWilhelmwaspenningthatfirstDidacticMorselwhichweread,gravecloudsfromthePalatinatewerebeginningtoovershadowtheroyalmindmoreorless。
  ForthepoorHeidelbergConsistorium,astheycouldnotundertaketogiveuptheirChurchonrequestofhisSerenity,——"Howdarewe,orcanwe?"answeredthey,——hadbeendrivenoutbycompulsionandstratagem。Partlystrategicwastheplanadopted,toavoidviolence;smith’spicklocksbeingemployed,andalsomason’scrowbars:buttheendwas,Onthe31stofAugust,1719,ConsistoriumandCongregationfoundthemselvesfairlyinthestreet,andtheHEILIGE—GEISTKIRCHEcleangonefromthem。
  ScreenoftheChoiristorndown;onebigCatholicedificenow;
  gettingdecoratedintoaCourtChurch,whereSereneHighnessmayfeelhismindcomfortable。
  ThepoorHeidelbergers,thusthrownintothestreet,madeapplications,lamentations;butwithsmallprospectofhelp:
  towhomapplywithanysureprospect?RemonstrancesfromHessen—CasselhaveprovedunavailingwithhisbigotedSereneHighness。CORPSEVANGELICORUM,sopresidedoverasatpresent,whatcanbehadofsuchaCorpus?Long—windedlucubrationsattheutmost;realaction,insuchamatter;none。OrwilltheKaiser,hisJesuitsadvisinghim,interferetodousjustice?Kur—Mainzandtherest;——itiseverywhereonestory。EverywhereunhappyProtestantismgettingbadusage,andeverworse;andnoCorpusEvangelicorum,orappointedWatchdog,doingotherthanhangitsears,andlooksorryforitselfandus!——
  TheHeidelbergers,however,hadappliedtoFriedrichWilhelmamongothers。FriedrichWilhelm,whohadlonglookedontheseAnti—Protestantphenomenawithincreasinganger,foundnowthatthisoftheHeidelbergCatechismandHEILIGE—GEISTKIRCHEwasenoughtomakeone’spatiencerunover。YourunrulyCatholicbull,plungingabout,andgoringmeninthatmadabsurdmanner,itwillbehoovethatsomebodytakehimbythehorns,orbythetail,andteachhimmanners。Teachhim,notbyvocalprecepts,itislikely,whichwouldavailnothingonsuchabrute,butbypracticalcudgellingandscourgingtotheduepitch。PacificFriedrichWilhelmperceivedthathehimselfwouldhavetodothatdisagreeablefeat:——thegrowlofhim,oncomingtosuchresolution,musthavebeenconsolatorytothesepoorHeidelbergers,whentheyapplied!——Hisplanisverysimple,astheplansofgeniusare;butaplanleadingdirecttotheenddesired,andprobablytheonlyonethatwouldhavedoneso,inthecircumstances。Cudgelinhand,hetakestheCatholicbull,——shallwesay,bythehorns?——moreproperlyperhapsbythetail;
  andteacheshimmanners。