VastnumberswerecarriedtotheSchloss:"onefiguresWilhelminaamongthem,figurestheHereditaryPrinceandoldMargraf:
theirtreatmenttherewas"beyondbelief,"saysFassmann;
"notonlydinneroftheamplestqualityandquantity,butmuchmoneyaddedandothergifts。"FromBaireuththerouteistowardsGeraandThuringen,circlingtheBambergTerritory:readersrememberGera,wheretheGeraBondwasmade?——"AtGera,acommercialgentlemandinedthewholepartyinhisownpremises,andhiswifegavefourgroschentoeachindividualofthem;
othertwopersons,brothersintheplace,doingthelike。Oneofthepoorpilgrimwomenhadbeenbroughttobedonthejourney,adayortwobefore:theCommissariuslodgedherinhisowninn,forgreatersafety;Commissariusreturningtohisinn,findssheisoff,nobodyatfirstcantellhimwhither:aladyofquality(VORMEHMEDAME)hasquietlysenthercarriageforthepoorpilgrimsister,andhasherintherightsoftestkeeping。Noendtopeople’skindness:manyweptaloud,sobbingout,’Isthisallthehelpwecangive?’Commissariussaid,’Therewillotherscomeshortly;themalsoyoucanhelp。’"
InthismannermarchthesePilgrims。"FromDonauworth,byAnspach,Nurnberg,Baireuth,throughGera,Zeitz,Weissenfels,toHalle,"
wheretheyareonPrussianground,andwithinfewdaysofBerlin。
OtherTowns,notuponthefirststraightroutetoBerlin,demandtohaveashareinthesegrandthings;shareiswillinglyconceded:thusthePilgrims,whathasitsobviousadvantages,marchbyagoodvarietyofroutes。ThroughAugsburg,Ulm(insteadofDonauworth),thencetoFrankfurt;fromFrankfurtsomedirecttoLeipzig:somethroughCassel,Hanover,Brunswick,byHalberstadtandMagdeburginsteadofHalle。StartingallatSalzburg,landingallatBerlin;theirroutesspreadovertheMapofGermanyintheintermediatespace。
"WeissenfelsTownandDukedistinguishedthemselvesbyliberality:
especiallytheDukedid;"——poorolddrinkingDuke;veryProtestantalltheseSaxonPrinces,excepttheApostateorPseudo—ApostatethePhysicallyStrong,forsadpoliticalreasons。"InWeissenfelsTown,whilethePilgrimprocessionwalked,acertainrudeforeignfellow,flax—pedlerbytrade,["HECHELTRAGER,"Hawkerofflax—
combsorHECKLES;——isoftenestaSlavonicAustrian(Iamtold)。]
bycreedPapistorworse,saidfloutingly,’TheArchbishopoughttohaveflungyouallintotheriver,you——!’UponwhichamenialservantoftheDuke’ssuddenlybrokeinuponhiminthewayofactuality,thewholecrowdblazingintoflame;andthepedlerwouldcertainlyhavegotirreparabledamage,hadnottheTown—
guardinstantlyhookedhimaway。"
April21st,1732,thefirstactualbody,agoodninehundredstrong,[Buchholz,i。156。]gottoHalle;wheretheywerereceivedwithdevoutjubilee,psalm—singing,spiritualandcorporealrefection,asatNordlingenandtheotherstages;"ArchidiaconusFranke"beingprominentinit,——Ihavenodoubt,aconnectionofthat"CHIENDEFRANKE,"whomWilhelminausedtoknow。TheywerelodgedintheWaisenhaus(oldFranke’sORPHAN—HOUSE);OfficialListofthemwasdrawnuphere,withthefitspecificality;
and,afterthreedays,theytooktheroadagainforBerlin。
UsefulBuchholz,thenaverylittleboy,remembersthearrivalofaBodyoftheseSalzburgers,notthisbutalateroneinAugust,whichpassedthroughhisnativeVillage,PritzwalkinthePriegnitz:Howvillageandvillageauthoritieswereallawake,withopenedstoresandhearts;howhisFather,theVillageParson,preachedatfiveintheafternoon。ThesameBuchholz,comingafterwardstoCollegeatHalle,hadthepleasureofdiscoveringtwooftheCommissaries,twoofthethree,whohadmainlysuperintendedinthisSalzburgPilgrimage。Letthereaderalsotakeaglanceatthem,asspecimensworthnotice:——
COMMISSARIUSFIRST:"HerrvonReckwasanoblemanfromtheHanoverCountry;ofverygreatpiety;who,afterhisCommissionwasdone,settledatHalle;andlivedthere,withoutservant,inprivacy,fromthesmallmeanshehad;——seekinghissolesatisfactioninattendanceontheTheologicalandAsceticCollege—Lectures,whereIusedtoseehimconstantlyinmystudenttime。"
COMMISSARIUSSECOND:"HerrGobelwasamedicalmanbyprofession;
andhadtheregulardegreeofDoctor;butwasinnonecessitytoapplyhistalentstothegainingofbread。HiszealforreligionhadmovedhimtoundertakethisCommission。BoththesegentlemenI
haveoftenseeninmyyouth,"butdonottellyouwhattheywerelikefarther;"andboththeirChristiannameshaveescapedme。"
AthirdCommissariuswasofPreussen,andhadreligious—literarytendencies。Isupposethesethreeservedgratis;——volunteers;
butnodoubtunderoath,andtiedbystrictenoughPrussianlaw。
Physician,Chaplain,Road—guide,heretheyare,probablyofsupremequality,readytoourhand。[Buchholz,NeuestePreussisch—BrandenburgischeGeschichte(berlin,1775,2vols。4to),i。155n。]
Buchholz,after"hisstudenttime,"becameapoorCountry—
schoolmaster,andthenapoorCountry—Parson,inhisnativeAltmark。HispoorBookisofinnocent,clear,faithfulnature,withsomeveinof"unconsciousgeniality"inithereandthere;——
aBookbynomeanssodestituteofhumanworthassomethathavesupersededit。Thiswasposthumous,this"NEWESTHISTORY,"andhasaLIFEoftheAuthorprefixed。HehasfourpreviousVolumesonthe"AncientHistoryofBrandenburg,"whicharenotknowntome。——AbouttheYear1745,therewerefourpoorSchoolmastersinthatregion(twoatHavelberg,oneatSeehausen,oneatWerben),ofextremelystudiousturn;who,inspiteoftheElbewhichranbetween,usedtomeetonstatednights,forcolloquy,forinterchangeofBooksandthelike。Oneofthem,theWerbenone,wasthisBuchholz;another,Seehausen,wastheWinckelmannsocelebratedinafteryears。Athird,oneoftheHavelbergpair,"wentintoMecklenburginayearortwo,asTutortoKarlLudwigthePrinceofStrelitz’schildren,"——whomalsomark。FortheyoungestoftheseStrelitzchildrenwasnootherthantheactual"OldQueenCharlotte"(oursandGeorgeIII。’s),justreadyforhimwithherHornbooksaboutthattime:Letthepoormanhavewhathonorhecanfromthatcircumstance!
"PrinceKarlLudwig,"ratherafoolish—lookingcreature,wemayfallinwithpersonallybyandby。
Itwasthe30thApril,1732,sevenweeksandadaysinceCrown—
PrinceFriedrich’sBetrothal,thatthisfirstbodyofSalzburgEmigrants,ninehundredstrong,arrivedatBerlin;"fourintheafternoon,attheBrandenburgGate;"Officialpersons,nayMajestyhimself,orperhapsbothMajesties,waitingtheretoreceivethem。
Yes,yepoorfootsoremortals,thereisthedreadKinghimself;
stoutishshortfigureinblueuniformandwhitewig,straw—coloredwaistcoat,andwhitegaiters;standsuncommonlyfirmonhisfeet;
reddish,blue—reddishface,witheyesthatpiercethroughaman:
lookuponhim,andyetliveifyouaretruemen。HisMajesty’sreceptionofthesepoorpeoplecouldnotbutbegood;nothingnowwantingintheformalkind。Butbetterfar,inalltheessentialitiesofit,therehadnotbeenhitherto,norwashenceforth,theleastflaw。ThisSalzburgPilgrimagehasfoundforitself,andwillfind,regulation,guidance,everastepping—stoneattheneedfulplace;apavedroad,sofarashumanregularityandpunctualitycouldpaveone。ThatishisMajesty’sshiningmerit。"NextSunday,aftersermon,they[thisfirstlotofSalzburgers]werepubliclycatechisedinchurch;andalltheworldcouldheartheirpertinentanswers,givenoftenintheveryScripturetexts,orexpresswordsofLuther。"
HisMajestymorethanoncetooksurveyofthesePilgrimageDivisions,whentheygottoBerlin。Apleasantsight,iftherewereleisureotherwise。Onvariousoccasions,too,herMajestyhadlargepartiesofthemovertoMonbijou,tosupperthereinthefinegardens;and"gavethemBibles,"amongothergifts,ifinwantofBiblesthroughFirmian’sindustry。HerMajestywasCharityitself,CharityandGracecombined,amongthesePilgrims。Ononeoccasionshepickedoutahandsomeyounglassamongthem,andhadPainterPesneovertotakeherportrait。Handsomelass,byPesne,inherTyroleseHat,shonethenceforthonthewallsofMonbijou;
andfashionthereupontookuptheTyroleseHat,"whichhasbeenmuchwornsincebythebeautifulpartoftheCreation,"saysBuchholz;"buthowmanychangestheyhaveintroducedinitnopencantrace。"
AtBerlintheCommissariusceased;andtherewasusuallygiventhePilgrimsaCandidatusTheologiae,whowastoconductthemtherestoftheway,andbetheirClergymanwhenoncesettled。Fivehundredlongmilesstill。SomewereshippedatStettin;mostlytheymarched,stageafterstage,——fourgroschenaday。Atthefartherendtheyfoundallready;tightcottages,tillablefields,allimplementsfurnished,andstock,——evento"FEDERVIEH,"orChanticleerwithamodicumofHens。Oldneighbors,andsuchaslikedeachother,wereputtogether:fieldsgrewgreenagain,desolatescrubsandscragsyieldingtograssandcorn。
Woodenclocksevencametoview,——forBerchtesgadenneighborsalsoemigrated;andSwisscame,andBavariansandFrench:——andoldtradeswererevivedinthosenewlocalities。
Somethingbeautifullyreal—idyllicinallthis,surely:——Yetdonotfancythatitallwentonlikeclock—work;thattherewerenotjarringsateverystep,asisthewayinthingsreal。OfthePrussianMinisterchieflyconcernedinsettlingthisnewColonyI
haveheardonesaying,forcedoutofhiminsomepressure:
"Theremustbesomebodyforascolding—stockandscape—goat;
Iwillbeit,then!"AndthentheSalzburgOfficials,whatahumortheywerein!NoLettersallowedfromthosepoorEmigrants;
thewickedestrumorscirculatedaboutthem:"AllcuttopiecesbyinroadofthePoles;""PressedforsoldiersbythePrussiandrill—
sergeant;""AllflungintotheLakesandstagnantwatersthere;
drownedtothelastindividual;"andsoon。Truthneverthelessdidslowlypiercethrough。Andthe"GROSSEWIRTH,"ouridyllic—realFriedrichWilhelm,waswantinginnothing。ListsoftheirunjustlossesinSalzburgwere,onhisMajesty’sorder,madeoutandauthenticated,bythemanywhohadsufferedinthatwaythere,——forcedtosellataday’snotice,andthelike:——withthesehisMajestywasdiligentintheImperialCourt;anddidgetwhathumanindustrycouldofcompensation,apartbutnotthewhole。
Contradictorynoiseshadtoabate。Intheend,soundpurpose,builtonfactandtheLawsofNature,carriedit;lies,vituperations,rumorsanddelusionsanktozero;andthetrueresultremained。In1738,theSalzburgEmigrantCommunityinPreussenheld,inalltheirChurches,aDayofThanksgiving;
andadmittedpiouslythatHeaven’sblessing,ofatruth,hadbeenuponthisKingandthem。Thereweleavethem,ausefulsolidpopulationeversinceinthoseparts;increasedbythistimeweknownothowmanyfold。
ItcostFriedrichWilhelmenormoussums,saytheOldHistories;
probably"tenTONSOFGOLD,"——thatistosay,tenhundredthousandthalers;almost150,000pounds,noless!Buthelivedtoseeitamplyrepaid,eveninhisowntime;howmuchmoreamplysince;——
beingamanskilfulininvestmentstoahighdegreeindeed。
Fancy150,000poundsinvestedthere,intheBankofNatureherself;andahundredmillionsinvested,sayatBalaclava,intheBankofNewspaperrumor:andtherespectiveratesofinteresttheywillyield,amillionyearshence!ThiswasthemostidyllicofFriedrichWilhelm’sfeats,andaveryrealonethewhile。
Wehaveonlytoaddorrepeat,thatSalzburgerstothenumberofabout7,000soulsarrivedattheirplacethisfirstyear;andintheyearortwofollowing,lessnotedbythepublic,butfaringsteadilyforwardupontheirfourgroschenaday,10,000more。
FriedriohWilhelmwouldhavegladlytakenthewhole;"butGeorgeII。tookacertainnumber,"saythePrussianBooks(GeorgeII。,orpiousTrusteesinsteadofhim),"andsettledthematEbenezerinVirginia,"——read,EbenezerINGEORGIA,whereGeneralOglethorpewasbusyfoundingaColony。[PetitiontoParliament,10th(21st)
May,1733,byOglethorpeandhisTrustees,for10,000poundstocarryovertheseSalzburgers;whichwasgranted;Tindal’sRAPIN
(London,1769),xx。184。]ThereatEbenezerIcalculatetheymightgoahead,too,afterthequestionablefashionofthatcountry,andincreaseandswell;——buthaveneverheardofthemsince。
SalzburgEmigrationwasaveryrealtransactiononFriedrichWilhelm’spart;butitprovedidyllictoo,andmadeagreatimpressionontheGermanmind。ReadersknowofaBookcalledHermannandDorothea?ItiswrittenbythegreatGoethe,andstillworthreading。ThegreatGoethehadheard,whenstillverylittle,muchtalkamongtheeldersaboutthisSalzburgPilgrimage;andhowstrangeathingitwas,twentyyearsagoandmore。[1749wasGoethe’sbirth—year。]InmiddlelifehethrewitintoHexameters,intotheregionoftheair;anddidthatunrealShadowofit;apleasantworkinitsway,sincehewasnotinclinedformore。
ChapterIV。
PRUSSIANMAJESTYVISITSTHEKAISER。
Majestyseeingallthesematterswellintrain,——Salzburgersunderway,Crown—PrincebetrothedaccordingtohisMajesty’sandtheKaiser’s(nottoherMajesty’s,andhigh—flyinglittleGeorgeofEnglandmyBrothertheComedian’s)mindandwill,——beginstothinkseriouslyofanotherenterprise,halfbusiness,halfpleasure,whichhasbeenhoveringinhismindforsometime。"VisittomyDaughteratBaireuth,"hecallsitpublicly;butitmeansintrinsicallyExcursionintoBohmen,tohaveawordwiththeKaiser,andseehisImperialMajestyinthebodyforonce。
Tooremarkableathingtobeomittedbyushere。
Crown—Princedoesnotaccompanyonthisoccasion;Crown—PrinceiswithhisRegimentallthiswhile;busymindinghisownaffairsintheRuppinquarter;——onlyhears,withmoreorlessinterest,oftheseSalzburg—Pilgrimmovements,ofthisExcursionintoBohmen。
HerearecertainscrapsofLetters;which,ifoncemadelegible,willassistreaderstoconceivehissituationandemploymentsthere。Lettersotherwiseofnoimportance;butworthreadingonthatscore。TheFIRST(orratherfirstthree,whichwehuddleintoone)isfrom"Nauen,"fewmilesoffRuppin;whereoneofourBattalionslies;requiringfrequentvisitsthere:——
1。TOGRUMKOW,ATBERLIN(fromtheCrown—Prince)。
"NAUEN,26thApril,1732。
"MONSIEURMYDEARESTFRIEND,——Isendyouabigmassofpapers,whichacertaingentlemannamedPlotzhastransmittedme。
Infaith,Iknownotintheleastwhatitis:Iprayyoupresentit[tohisMajesty,orintheproperquarter],andmakemeridofit。
"To—morrowIgotoPotsdam[adriveoffortymilessouthward],toseetheexercise,andifwedoithereaccordingtopattern。
NEUEBESENKEHRENGUT[Newbroomssweepclean,INGERMAN];Ishallhavetoillustratemynewcharacter"ofColonel;"andshowthatI
amEINTUCHTIGEROFFICIER(arightOfficer)。BewhatImay,I
shalltoyoualwaysbe",&c。&c。
NAUEN,7thMAY,1732。"……Thousandthanksforinformingmehoweverythinggoesonintheworld。Thingsfarfromagreeable,thoseleagues[imaginary,inTobacco—Parliament]suspectedtobeformingagainstourHouse!ButiftheKaiserdon’tabandonus;……ifGodsecondthevalorof80,000menresolvedtospendtheirlife,……
letushopetherewillnothingbadhappen。
"Meanwhile,tilleventsarrive,Imakeaprettystirhere(METREMOUSSEICID’IMPORTANCE),tobringmyRegimenttoitsrequisiteperfection,andIhopeIshallsucceed。TheotherdayI
drankyourdearhealth,Monsieur;andIwaitonlythenewsfrommyCattle—stallthattheCalfIamfatteningthereisreadyforsendingtoyou。IuniteMarsandHousekeeping,yousee。SendmeyourSecretary’sname,thatImayaddressyourLettersthatway,"
——ourCorrespondenceneedingtobesecretincertainquarters……"Witha"trulyinfiniteesteem,"FREDERIC。"
NAUEN,10thMAY,1732。"YouwillseebythisthatIamexacttofollowyourinstruction;andthattheSCHULZofTremmen[VillageintheBrandenburgquarter,withaSCHULZorMayortobedependedon],becomesforthepresentthemainspringofourcorrespondence。
Ireturnyouallthethings(PIECES)youhadthegoodnesstocommunicatetome,——exceptCharlesDouze,
[Voltaire’snewBook;latelycomeout,"Bale,1731。"]whichattachesmeinfinitely。Theparticularshithertounknownwhichhereports;thegreatnessofthatPrince’sactions,andtheperversesingularity(BIZARRERIE)ofhisfortune:allthis,joinedtothelively,brilliantandcharmingwaytheAuthorhasoftellingit,rendersthisBookinterestingtothesupremedegree……IsendyouafragmentofmycorrespondencewiththemostillustriousSieurCrochet,"someFrenchEnvoyorEmissary,Iconclude:
"youperceivewegoonverysweetlytogether,andareinahighstrain。IamsorryIburntoneofhisLetters,whereinheassuredmehewouldintheVersaillesAntechamberitselfspeakofmetotheKing,andthatmynamehadactuallybeenmentionedattheKing’sLevee。Itcertainlyisnotmyambitiontochoosethisillustriousmortaltopublishmyrenown;onthecontrary,Ishouldthinkitsoiledbysuchamouth,andprostitutedifhewerethepublisher。ButenoughoftheCrochet:thekindestthingwecandoforsocontemptibleanobjectistosaynothingofhimatall。"
[OEuvresdeFrederic,xvi。49,51。]——……
LetterSECONDistoJaagermeisterHacke,CaptainofthePotsdamGuard;whostandsingreatnearnesstotheKing’sMajesty;and,infact,isfastbecominghisfactotuminArmy—details。We,withtheDukeofLorraineandMajestyinperson,sawhismarriagetotheExcellencyCreutz’sFrauleinDaughternotlongsince;whowetrusthasmadehimhappy;——richheisatanyrate,andwillbeAdjutant—
Generalbeforelong;powerfulinsuchintricaciesasthisthatthePrincehasfalleninto。
TheLetterhasitsobscurities;turnsearnestlyonRecruitstallandshort;norhaveidleEditorshelpedus,bytheleasthinttowards"reading"itwithmorethantheEYES。OldDessaueratthistimeisCommandantatMagdeburg;Buddenbrock,perhapsnowpassingbyRuppin,weknowforahigholdGeneral,fittocarrymessagesfromMajesty,——or,likelier,itmaybeLieutenantBuddenbrock,hisSon,merelyreturningtoRuppin?Wecanguess,thattheflatteringDessauerhassenthisMajestyfivegiganticmenfromtheMagdeburgregiments,andthatFriedrichisorderedtohustleoutthirtyofinsignificantstaturefromhisown,bywayofcounter—gifttotheDessauer;——whichFriedrichdoesinstantly,butcannot,forhislife,seehow(beingtotallycashless)heistoreplacethemwithbetter,orreplacethematall!
2。TOCAPTAINHACKE,OFTHEPOTSDAMGUARD。
"RUPPIN,15thJuly,1732。
"MEINGOTT,whatapieceofnewsBuddenbrockhasbroughtme!IamtogetnothingoutofBrandenburg,mydearHacke?ThirtymenIhadtoshiftoutofmycompanyinconsequence[ofBuddenbrock’sorder];andwhereamInowtogetotherthirty?IwouldgladlygivetheKingtallmen,astheDessaueratMagdeburgdoes;butI
havenomoney;andIdon’tget,orsetupforgetting,sixmenforone[thirtyshortforfivetall],ashedoes。SotrueisthatScripture:Tohimthathathshallbegiven;andfromhimthathathnotshallbetakenawayeventhathehath。
"Smallart,thatthePrinceofDessau’sandtheMagdeburgRegimentsarefine,whentheyhavemoneyatcommand,andthirtymenGRATISoverandabove!I,poordevil,havenothing;norshallhave,allmydays。Prithee,dearHacke(BITTEIHN,LIEBERHACKE),thinkofallthat:andifIhavenomoneyallowed,ImustbringAsmus[Recruitunknowntome]aloneasRecruitnextyear;andmyRegimentwilltoacertaintyberubbish(KROOP)。OnceIhadlearnedaGermanProverb——
’VERSPRECHENUNDHALTEN(Topromiseandtokeep)
ZIEMTWOHLJUNGENUNDALTEN(Isprettyforyoungandforold)!’
"Idependaloneonyou(IHN),dearHacke;unlessyouhelp,thereisabadoutlook。To—dayIhaveknockedagain[writtentoPapaformoney];andifthatdoesnothelp,itisover。IfIcouldgetanymoneytoborrow,itwoulddo;butIneednotthinkofthat。
Helpme,then,dearHacke!IassureyouIwilleverrememberit;
who,atalltimes,ammydearHerrCaptain’sdevoted(GANZ
ERGEBENER)servantandfriend,"FRIDERICH。"
[InGerman:OEuvres,xxvii。part3d,p。177。]
TowhichaddonlythisNote,twodayslater,toSeckendorf;
indicatingthattheprocessof"borrowing"hasalready,insomeform,begun,——processwhichwillhavetocontinue:andtodevelopitself;——andthathisMajesty,asSeckendorfwellknows,isresolveduponhisBohemianjourney:——
3。TOTHEGENERALFELDZEUGMEISTERGRAFVONSECKENDORF。
"RUPPIN,17thJuly,1732。
"MYVERYDEARGENERAL,——IhavewrittentotheKing,thatIowedyou2,125THALERSfortheRecruits;ofwhichhesaysthereare600paid:thereremain,therefore,1,525,whichhewillpayyoudirectly。
"TheKingisgoingtoPrague:Ishallnotbeoftheparty[asyouwill]。Tosaytruth,Iamnotverysorry;foritwouldinfalliblygiverisetofoolishrumorsintheworld。Atthesametime,I
shouldhavemuchwishedtoseetheEmperor,Empress,andPrinceofLorraine,forwhomIhaveaquiteparticularesteem。Ibegyou,Monsieur,toassurehimofit;——andtoassureyourselfthatI
shallalwaysbe,——withagreatdealofconsideration,MONSIEUR,MONTRES—CHERGENERAL,&c。FREDERIC。"
Andnow——fortheBohemianJourney,"VisitatKladrup"astheycallit;——Ruppinbeingleftinthisassiduousandwholesome,ifratherhamperedcondition。
KaiserKarlandhisEmpress,inthissummerof1732,wereatKarlsbad,takingthewatersforafewweeks。FriedrichWilhelm,whohadlong,forvariousreasons,wishedtoseehisKaiserfacetoface,thoughtthiswouldbeagoodopportunity。TheKaiserhimself,knowinghowitstoodwiththeJulich—and—Bergandotherquestions,wasnotanxiousforsuchaninterview;stilllesswerehisofficialpeople;amongwhomtheveryceremonialforsuchathingwasmatterofabstrusedifficulty。Seckendorfaccordinglyhadbeeninstructedtohuntwide,andthrowindiscouragements,sofaraspossible;——whichhedid,butwithouteffect。FriedrichWilhelmhadsethisheartuponthething;wishedtobeholdforonceaHeadoftheHolyRomanEmpire,andSupremeofChristendom;
——alsotoseealittle,withhisowneyes,intocertainmattersImperial。
Andso,sinceanexpressvisittoKarlsbadmightgiverisetonewspaperrumors,andwillnotsuit,itissettled,thereshallbeanaccidentalintersectionofroutes,astheKaisertravelshomeward,——sayinsomequietBohemianSchlossorHunting—seatoftheKaiser’sown,whithertheKingmaycomeincognito;andthus,withaminimumofnoise,maytheneedfulpassageofhospitalitybedone。Easyallofthis:onlytheViennaMinistersaredreadfullyindoubtabouttheceremonial,WhethertheImperialhandcanbegiven(Iforgetifforkissingorforshaking)?——nayatlasttheymanfullydeclarethatitcannotbegiven;andwishhisPrussianMajestytounderstandthatitmustberefused。[Forster,i。328。]
"RESSUMMAECONSEQUENTIAE,"saythey;andshakesolemnlytheirbigwigs。——Nonsense(NARRENPOSSEN)!answersthePrussianMajesty:
You,Seckendorf,settleaboutquarters,reasonablefood,reasonablelodgings;andIwilldotheceremonial。
Seckendorf——worthglancinginto,forbiographicalpurposes,inthisplace——haswrittentohisCourt:Thatastothevictualdepartment,hisMajestygoesupongoodcommonmeat;flesh,towhichmaybeaddedallmannerofriver—fishandcrabs:soundoldRhenishishisdrink,withsupplementsofbrownandofwhitebeer。
Dinner—tabletobespreadalwaysinsomeairyplace,garden—house,tent,bigcleanbarn,——Majestylikesair,ofallthings;——willsleep,too,inacleanbarnorgarden—house:betteranythingthanbeingstifled,thinkshisMajesty。Who,fortherest,doesnotlikemountingstairs。[Seckendorf’sReport(inForster,i。330)。]
Thesearetheregulations;andweneednotdoubttheywerecompliedwith。
Sunday,27thJuly,1732,accordingly,hisMajesty,withfiveorsixcarriages,quitsBerlin,beforethesunisup,asishiswont:
eastward,bytheroadforFrankfurt—on—Oder;"intendstolookatSchulenburg’sregiment,"whichliesinthoseparts,——Schulenburg’sregimentforonething:therestissecretfromtheprofanevulgar。Schulenburg’sregiment(drawnupforChurch,Ishouldsuppose)issoonlookedat;Schulenburghimself,bypreappointment,joinsthetravellingparty,whichnowconsistsoftheKingandEight:——knownfigures,seven,Buddenbrock,Schulenburg,Waldau,Derschau,Seckendorf;Grumkow,CaptainHackeofthePotsdamGuard;andforeighththeDutchAmbassador,Ginkel,anaccomplishedknowingkindofman,whomalsomyreadershaveoccasionallyseen。Theirconversation,road—colloquy,coulditinterestanymodernreader?Ithasgonealltodusk;wecanknowonlythatitwashuman,solid,formostpart,andhadmuchtobaccointermingled。TheywerealloftheCalvinisticpersuasion,ofthemilitaryprofession;knewthatlifeisveryserious,thatspeechwithoutcauseismuchtobeavoided。Theytravelledswiftly,dinedinairyplaces:theyareaFACT,theyandtheirsummerdust—cloudthere,whirlingthroughthevacancyofthatdimTime;andhaveaninterestforus,thoughanunimportantone。
ThefirstnighttheygottoGrunberg;apleasantTown,ofvineyardsandoflooms,acrosstheSilesianfrontier。Theyarenowturningmoresoutheastward;theysleephere,intheKaiser’sterritory,welcomedbysomeOfficialpersons;whosignifythattheoverjoyedImperialMajestyhas,aswasextremelynatural,paidthebilleverywhere。Onthemorrow,beforetheshuttlesawaken,FriedrichWilhelmisgoneagain;towardstheGlogauregion,intendingforLiegnitzthatnight。CoursingrapidlythroughthegreenSilesianLowlands,blueGiantMountains(RIESENGEBIRGE)
beginningtoriseonthesouthwestwardfaraway。Dines,atnoon,underasplendidtent,inacountryplacecalledPolkwitz,["Balkowitz,"sayPollnitz(ii。407)andForster;whichisnotthecorrectname。]withcountryNobility(sorrowonthem,andyetthankstothem)cometodoreverence。AtnighthegetstoLiegnitz。
HereisLiegnitz,then。HerearetheKatzbachandtheBlackwater(SCHWARZWASSER),famedinwar,yourMajesty;heretheycoalesce;
grayashlarhouses(notwithoutinhabitantsunknowntous)lookingon。HerearethevenerablewallsandstreetsofLiegnitz;andtheCastlewhichdefiedBatyKhanandhisTartars,fivehundredyearsago。[1241,theInvasion,andBattlehere,ofthisunexpectedBarbarian。]——Oh,yourMajesty,thisLiegnitz,withitsprincelyCastle,andwiderichTerritory,thebulkoftheSilesianLowland,whoseisitifrightweredone?Hm,hisMajestyknowsfullwell;
inSeckendorf’spresence,andgoingonsuchanerrand,wemustnotspeakofcertainthings。Buttheundisputedtruthis,DukeFriedrichII。,comeoftheSovereignPiasts,madethatERBVERBRUDERUNG,andhisGrandson’sGrandsondiedchildless:
sotheheirshipfelltous,asthebiggestwiginthemostbenightedChancerywouldhavetogrant;——onlytheKaiserwillnot,neverwould;theKaiserplantshisarmedselfonSchlesien,andwillhearnopleading。Jagerndorftoo,whichwepurchasedwithourownmoney———Nomoreofthat;itistoomiserable!Veryimpossibletoo,whilewehaveBergandJulichinthewind!——
AtLiegnitz,FriedrichWilhelm"reviewsthegarrison,cavalryandinfantry,"beforestarting;thenoffforGlatz,somesixtymilesbeforewecandine。ThegoalistowardsBohemia,allthiswhile;
andhisMajesty,hadhelikedthemountain—passes,andunlevelwaysoftheGiantMountains,mighthavefoundashorterroadandamuchmorepicturesqueone。Roadaboundingingloomyvalleys,intricaterock—labyrinths,hauntsofSpriteRUBEZAHL,sourcesoftheElbeandIknownotwhat。Majestylikeslevelroads,andinterestingrock—labyrinthsbuiltbymanratherthanbyNature。
Majestymakesawidesweeproundtotheeastofallthat;
leavestheGiantMountains,andtheirintricacies,asablueSierrafaronhisright,——hadratherseeGlatzFortressthanthecavernsoftheElbe;andwillcrossintoBohemia,wheretheHillsarefallenlowest。AtGlatzduringdinner,numerousNobilitiesareagaininwaiting。GlatzisinJagerndorfregion;Jagerndorf,whichwepurchasedwithourownmoney,isandremainsours,inspiteofthemishapsoftheThirty—YearsWar;——OURS,thedarkestChancerywouldbeobligedtosay,fromundertheimmensestwig!Patience,yourMajesty;Timebringsroses!——
FromGlatz,afterviewingtheworks,drillingtheguardalittle,nottospeakofdining,anddespatchingtheNobilities,hisMajestytakestheroadagain;turnsnowabruptlywestward,acrosstheHillsattheirlowestpoint;intoBohemia,whichiscloseathand。Lewin,Nachod,thesearetheBohemianvillages,withtheirremnantofCzechs;notaprosperouspopulationtolookupon:
butitistheKaiser’sownKingdom:"KingofBohemia"oneofhisTitleseversinceSigismundSUPER—GRAMMATICAM’Stime。Andherenow,atthemeetingofthewaters(Elbeoneofthem,abrawlingmountain—stream)isJaromierz,respectablelittleTown,withanImperialOfficialityinit,——wheretheOfficialGentlemenmeetusallingala,"ThricewelcometothisKingdom,yourMajesty!"——
andsignifythattheyaretowaituponushenceforth,whilewedotheKaiser’sKingdomofBohemiathathonor。
ItisTuesdaynight,29thJuly,thisfirstnightinBohemia。
TheOfficialGentlemenleadhisMajestytosuperbrooms,new—hungwithcrimsonvelvet,andtheduegoldfringesandtresses,——verygrandindeed;butprobablynotsoairyaswewish。"ThisisthewaytheKaiserlodgesinhisjourneys;andyourMajestyistobeservedlikehim。"Thegoalofourjourneyisnowwithinfewmiles。
Wednesday,30thJuly,1732,hisMajestyawakensagain,withinthesecrimson—velvethangingswiththegoldtressesandfringes,notsoairyashecouldwish;despatchesGrumkowtotheKaiser,whoisnotmanymilesoff,tosignifywhathonorwewoulddoourselves。
ItwasonSaturdaylastthattheKaiserandKaiserinn,returningfromKarlsbad,illuminatedPragwiththeirserenepresence;
"attendedhigh—mass,vespers,"andagooddealofotherworship,asthemeagreoldNewspapersreportforus,onthatandtheSundayfollowing。Andthen,"onMonday,atsixinthemorning,"boththeMajestiesleftPrag,foraplacecalledChlumetz,southwestwardthirtymilesoff,intheElberegion,wheretheyhaveaprettyHuntingCastle;Kaiserintending"sylvansportforafewdays,"
saystheoldragofaNewspaper,"andthentoreturntoPrag。"
ItisherethatGrumkow,afterapleasantmorning’sdriveofthirtymileswiththesunonhisback,findsKaiserKarlVI。;
andmakeshisannouncements,anddiplomaticinquirieswhatnext。
HadFriedrichWilhelmbeeninPotsdamorWusterhausen,andheardthatKaiserKarlwaswithinthirtymilesofhim,FriedrichWilhelmwouldhavecried,withopenarms,Come,come!ButtheImperialMajestyisotherwisehampered;hashisrhadamanthineAulicCouncillors,invastamplitudeofwig,sternlyengagedinstudyoftheetiquettes:theyhavesettledthatthemeetingcannotbeinChlumetz;lestitmightleadtonight’slodgings,andtointricacies。"LetitbeatKladrup,"saytheAmple—wigged;
Kladrup,anImperialStud,orHorse—Farm,halfadozenmilesfromthis;wherethereisroomfornothingmorethandinner。Thereletthemeetingbe,to—morrowatasethour;and,inthemeantime,wewilltakeprecautionsfortheetiquettes。Soitissettled,andGrumkowreturnswiththedecisioninacomplimentaryform。
ThroughKonigsgratz,downtherightbankoftheUpperElbe,onthemorrowmorning,Thursday,31stJuly,1732,FriedrichWilhelmrushesontowardsKladrup;findsthatlittlevillage,withtheHorse—edifices,lookingsnugenoughinthevalleyofElbe;——
alights,welcomedbyPrinceEugeniovonSavoye,withwordthattheKaiserisnotcome,butsteadilyexpectedsoon。PrinoeEugeniovonSavoye:ACHGOTT,itisanotherthing,yourHighness,thanwhenwemetintheFlandersWars,longsince;——atMalplaquetthatmorning,whenyourHighnesshadbeentoBrussels,visitingyourLadyMotherincaseoftheworst!SlightlygrayeryourHighnessisgrown;
Itooamnothinglikesonimble;thegreatDuke,poorman,isdead!——PrinceEugeniovonSavoye,weneednotdoubt,tooksnuff,andansweredinasprightlyappropriatemanner。
KladrupisaCountryHouseaswellasaHorse—Farm:asquarecourtistheinterior,asIgather;theHorse—buildingsatareverentdistanceformingthefourthside。Inthecentreofthiscourt,——
seewhatacontrivancetheAulicCouncillorshavehitupon,——thereisawoodenstandbuilt,withthreestaircasesleadinguptoit,oneforeachperson,andthreegalleriesleadingofffromitintosuitesofrooms:noquestionofprecedencehere,whereeachofyouhashisownstaircaseandowngallerytohisapartment!FriedrichWilhelmlooksdownlikearhinocerosonallthosecobwebberies。
NosooneraretheKaiser’scarriage—wheelsheardwithinthecourt,thanFriedrichWilhelmrushesdown,bywhatstaircaseisreadiest;
forwardtotheverycarriage—door;andflingshisarmsabouttheKaiser,embracingandembraced,likemerehumanfriendsgladtoseeoneanother。Ontheseterms,theymountthewoodenstand,MajestyofPrussia,Kaiser,Kaiserinn,eachbyhisownstaircase;
see,foraspaceoftwohours,theKaiser’sfoalsandhorsesledabout,——whichatleastfillsupanygapinconversationthatmaythreatentooccur。TheKaiser,alittlemanofhighandhumaneair,isnotbrightintalk;theEmpress,aBrunswickPrincessoffinecarriage,Grand—daughterofoldAntonUlrichwhowrotetheNovels,islikewiseofmutehumorinpubliclife;butoldNord—
Teutschland,cradleofone’sexistence;Brunswickreminiscences;
newsofyourImperialMajesty’ssereneFather,sereneSister,Brother—in—lawtheFeldmarschallandInsipidNiecewhomwehavehadthesatisfactiontobetrothlately,——furnishsmall—talkwhereneedful。
Dinnerbeingnear,yougobyyourowngallerytodress。Fromthedrawing—room,FriedrichWilhelmleadsouttheKaiserinn;
theKaiser,asHeadoftheworld,walksfirst,thoughwithoutanylady。Howtheydrankthehealths,gaveandreceivedtheewersandtowels,iswrittendulyintheoldBooks,butwasasindifferenttoFriedrichWilhelmasitistous;whattheirconversationwas,letnomanpresumetoask。Dullish,weshouldapprehend,——andperhapsBETTERlosttous?Butwheretherearetongues,therearetopics:theLoomofTimewagsalways,andwithitthetonguesofmen。KaiserandKaiserinnhavebothbeeninKarlsbadlately;
KaiserandKaiserinnbothhavesailedtoSpain,inolddays,andbeeninsiegesandthingsmemorable:FriedrichWilhelm,solidSquireWesternoftheNorth,doesnotwantfortopics,andtalksasasolidrusticgentlemanwill。Nativepolitenessheknowsonoccasion;toetiquette,sofarasconcernshisownpretensions,hefeelscallousaltogether,——dimlysensiblethattheEighteenthCenturyissettingin,andthatsolidmusketeersandnotgoldsticksarenowtheimportantthing。"Ifeltmadtoseehimsohumiliatehimself,"saidGrumkowafterwardstoWilhelmina,"J’ENRAGEAISDANSMAPEAU:"whynot?
Dinnerlastedtwohours;theEmpressrising,FriedrichWilhelmleadshertoherroom;thenretirestohisown,and"inaquarterofanhour"isvisitedtherebytheKaiser;"whoconductshim,"insomanyminutesexactbythewatch,"backtotheEmpress,"——forasipofcoffee,asonehopes;whichmaywinduptheInterviewwell。
Thesunisstillagoodspacefromsetting,whenFriedrichWilhelm,aftercordialadieus,neglectfulofetiquette,isrollingrapidlytowardsNimburg,thirtymilesoffonthePragHighway;
andKaiserKarlwithhisSpousemovedeliberatelytowardsChlumetztohuntagain。InNimburgFriedrichWilhelmsleeps,thatnight;——
ImperialMajesties,inamuch—tumbledworld,ofwildhorses,ceremonialewers,andEugeniosofSavoyandMalplaquet,probablypeoplinghisdreams。IfitpleaseHeaven,theremaybeanotherprivatemeeting,adayortwohence。
Nimburg,ahyourMajesty,SonFritzwillhaveanightinNimburgtoo;——ridingslowlythitheramidthewrecksofKolinBattle,nottosleepwell;——butthathappilyishiddenfromyourMajesty。
Kolin,Czaslau(Chotusitz),ElbeTeinitz,——hereinthisKladrupregion,yourMajestyisdrivingamidpoorVillageswhichwillbeveryfamousbyandby。AndPragitselfwillbedoublyfamedinwar,ifyourMajestyknewit,andtheZiscabergbeofbloodiermemorythantheWeissenbergitself!——HisMajesty,themorrow’ssunhavingrisenuponNimburg,rollsintoPragsuccessfullyaboutelevenA。M。,HillofZiscanotdisturbinghim;goestotheKlein—
SeiteQuarter,whereanAulicCouncillorwithfinePalaceisready;allthecannonthunderingfromthewallsathisMajesty’sadvent;andPrinceEugenio,theever—present,beingtheretoreceivehisMajesty,——andinfacttoinvitehimtodinnerthisdayathalf—pasttwelve。ItisFriday,1stofAugust,1732。
Byasingularchance,thereispreservedforusinFassmann’sBook,whatwemaycallanExcerptfromtheoldMorningPostofPrag,bringingthatextinctDayintoclearlightagain;recallingthevanishedDinner—PartyfromtherealmsofHades,asathingthatonceactuallyWAS。TheListoftheDinner—guestsisgivencomplete;vanishedghosts,whom,instudyingtheoldHistory—Books,youcan,withakindofinterest,fishupintovisibilityatwill。ThereisPrinceEugeniovonSavoyeatthebottomofthetable,intheCount—ThunPalacewherehelodges;therebodily,thelittleman,ingold—lacedcoatofunknowncut;theeyesandthetempersbrightandrapid,asusual,ormore;nosenotunprovidedwithsnuff,andlipsinconsequenceratheropen。Beseated,yourMajesty,highgentlemenall。
Abigchair—of—statestandsforhisMajestyattheupperendofthetable:hisMajestywillnoneofit;sitsdownclosebyPrinceEugeneattheverybottom,andoppositePrinceAlexanderofWurtemberg,whomwehadatBerlinlately,aGeneralofnoteintheTurkishandotherwars:hereprobablytherewillbebettertalk;
andthebigchairmaypresideoverusinvacancy。Whichitdoes。
PrinceAlexander,ImperialGeneralagainsttheTurks,andHeir—
ApparentofWurtembergwithal,canspeakofmanythings,——hardlymuchofhissereneCousinthereigningDuke;whosehealthisinatoointerestingstate,thegoodthoughunluckyman。OftheGravenitzsittingnowinlimbo,ortravellingaboutdisowned,TOUJOURSUNLAVEMENTSESTROUSSES,lettherebedeepsilence。
ButthePrinceAlexandercananswerabundantlyonotherheads。
Hecomestohisinheritanceafewmonthshence;actualreigningDuke,thepoorsereneCousinhavingdied:andperhapsweshallmeet,himtransientlyagain。
HeisAncestoroftheCzarsofRussia,thisPrinceAlexander,whoisnowdininghereinthebody,alongwithFriedrichWilhelmandPrinceEugene:PaulofRussia,unbeautifulPaul,marriedthesecondtime,fromMumpelgard(whattheFrenchcallMontbeillard,inAlsace),asereneGrand—daughterofhis,fromwhomcometheCzars,——thankstoherornot。PrinceAlexanderisAncestorwithalofourpresent"KingsofWurtemberg,"ifthatmeananything:
Father(whatwillmeansomething)tothesereneDuke,stillinswaddling—clothes,[Born21stJanuary,1732;CarlEugenthenameofhim(Michaelis,iii。450)。]whowillbeson—in—lawtoPrincessWilhelminaofBaireuth(couldyourMajestyforeseeit);andwilldostrangepranksintheworld,uponpoetSchillerandothers。
Himtoo,andBrothersofhis,weretheybornandbecomeofsize,weshallmeet。Anoticeableman,andnotwithoutsense,thisPrinceAlexander;whoisnowofasuretyeatingwithus,——aswefindbytheextinctMorningPostinFassmann’soldBook。
Oftheotherseatingfigures,Stahrembergs,Sternbergs,KinskyAmbassadortoEngland,KinskyAmbassadortoFrance,highAustriandignitaries,weshallsaynothing;——whowouldlistentous?
HardlycantheHof—KanzlerCountvonSinzendorf,supremeofAulicmen,whoholdstherudderofAustrianState—Policy,andprobablyfeelshimselfloadedwithimportancebeyondmostmortalsnoweatinghereorelsewhere,——gainthesmallestrecognitionfromobliviousEnglishreadersofourtime。Itiscertainheeatshereonthisoccasion;andtohisMajestyhedoesnotwantforimportance。HisMajesty,intentonJulichandBergandotherhighmatters,spendsmanyhoursnextday,inearnestprivatedialoguewithhim。Wementionfarther,withsatisfaction,thatGrumkowandOrdnance—MasterSeckendorfarebothonthelist,andallourPrussianparty,downtoHackeofthePotsdamgrenadiers,friendSchulenburgvisiblyeatingamongtheothers。Alsothatthedinnerwasglorious(HERRLICH),andendedaboutfive。[Fassmann,p。474。]
AfterwhichhisMajestywenttotwoeveningparties,ofahighorder,intheHradschinQuarterorelsewhere;cardsintheone(unlessyoulikedtodance,orgrinidletalkfromyou),andsupperintheother。
HisMajestyamusedhimselfforfourotherdaysinPrag,interspersinglongearnestdialogueswithSinzendorf,withwhomhespentthegreaterpartofSaturday,[Pollnitz,ii。411。]——resultsastoJuliohandBergofarathercloudynature。OnSaturdaycametheKaiser,too,andKaiserinn,totheirhighNouse,theSchlossinPrag;andthereoccurred,intheincognitoform,"asifbyaccident,"threevisitsorcounter—visits,twoofthemofsomelength。TheKingwentdashingabout;saw,deliberatelyoringlimpses,allmannerofthings,——from"theMilitaryHospital"to"theTongueofSt。Nepomuk"again。Nepomuk,animaginarySaintofthoseparts;pitchedintotheMoldau,asisfanciedandfabled,bywickedKingWenzel(KingandDeposed—Kaiser,whomwehaveheardof),forspeakingandrefusingtospeak;NepomukisnowbecomethePatronofBridges,inconsequence;standsthereinbronzeontheBridgeofPrag;andstillshowsadriedTongueintheworld:
[DieLegendevomheiligenJohannvonNepomuk,vonD。OttoAbel(Berlin,1855);anacutebitofHistoricalCriticism。]thislatter,weexpresslyfind,hisMajestysaw。
OnSunday,hisMajesty,nothingofastrait—lacedman,attendeddivineorquasi—divineworshipintheCathedralChuroh,——wherehighPrinceBishopsdeliveredPALLIUMS,didhistrionisms;
"manifestedtheABSURDITATofPapistry"moreorless。ComingoutoftheChurch,hewasinducedtostepinandstietheroomsoftheSchloss,orImperialPalace。Inoneoftherooms,asifbyaccident,theKaiserwasfoundlounging:——"ExtremelydelightedtoseeyourMajesty!"——andtheyhadthefirstoftheirlongorconsiderabledialoguestogether;purporthasnottranspired。
Thesecondconsiderabledialoguewasonthemorrow,whenImperialMajesty,asifbyaccident,foundhimselfintheCount—NostitzPalace,whereFriedrichWilhelmlodges。Delightedtobesofortunateagain!HopeyourMajestylikesPrag?Eternalfriendship,OHJA:——andastoJulichandBerg?Particularshavenottranspired。
Pragisaplacefullofsights:hisMajesty,dashingaboutinallquarters,hasabusytime;affairsofstate(JulichandBergprincipally)alternatingwithwhatwenowcalltheLIONS。
Zisca’sdrum,forinstance,intheArsenalhere?WouldyourMajestywishtoseeZisca’sownskin,whichhebequeathedtobeadrumwhenHEhaddonewithit?"NARRENPOSSEN!"——forindeedthethingisfabulous,thoughincharacterwithZisca。OrtheCouncil—
Chamberwindow,outofwhich"theThreePragProjectilesfellintotheNightofthings,"asamodernHistorianexpressesit?
ThreeOfficialGentlemen,flungoutonemorning,[13th(23d)May,1618(Kohler,p。507)。]70feet,butfellon"sewerage,"anddidnotdie,butsetthewholeworldonfire?Thatistoocertain,ashisMajestyknows:thatbroughtthecrowningoftheWinter—
King,BattleoftheWeissenberg,Thirty—YearsWar;andlostusJagerndorfandmuchelse。
OrWallenstein’sPalace,——didyourMajestylookatthat?Athingworthglancingat,onthescoreofHistoryandevenofNatural—
History。Thatruggedsonofsteelandgunpowdercouldnotenduretheleastnoiseinhissleeping—roomorevensitting—room,——adifficultyinthesoldieringwayoflife;——andhad,ifIremember,onehundredandthirtyhousestornawayinPrag,andsentriespostedallroundinthedistance,tosecuresilenceforhismuch—
meditatingindignantsoul。AndyonderistheWeissenberg,conspicuousinthewesternsuburbanregion:andhereintheeastern,closeby,istheZiscaberg;——OHeaven,yourMajesty,onthisZisca—Hillwillbeanew"BattleofPrag,"whichwillthrowtheWeissenbergintoeclipse;andthereisawfulfightingcomingoninthesepartsagain!
TheTHIRDoftheconsiderabledialoguesinPragwasonthissameMondaynight;whenhisMajestywenttowaitupontheKaiserinn,andtheKaisersoonaccidentallyjoinedthem。Preciousgraciouswordspassed;——onBergandJulichnothingparticular,thatwehear;——andtheHighPersonages,withassurancesofeverlastingfriendship,saidadieu;andmetnomoreinthisworld。Onhistoilet—tableFriedrichWilhelmfoundagoldTobacco—box,sentbythehighestLadyextant;goldTobacco—box,itemgoldTobacco—
stopperorPipe—picker:suchthepartinggiftsofherImperialMajesty。Verypreciousindeed,andgratefultothehonestheart;——
yettestifyingtoo(aswasafterwardssuggestedtotheroyalmind)
whatthesehighpeoplethinkofarusticOrsonKing;andhowtheyflingtheirnoseintotheairoverhisTabagiesandhim。
Onthemorrowmorningearly,FriedrichWilhelmrollsawayagainhomewards,byKarlsbad,byBaireuth;allthecannonofPragsayingthrice,Goodspeedtohim。"Hehashadaglorioustime,"saidtheBerlinCourt—ladytoQueenSophieoneevening,"noendofkindnessfromtheImperialMajesties:buthashebroughtBergandJulichinhispocket?"——Alas,notafragmentofthem;norofanysolidthingwhatever,exceptitbethegoldTobacco—box;andtheconfirmationofourclaimsonEast—Friesland(cheaplibertytoletusvindicatethemifwecan),ifyoureckonthatasolidthing。ThesetwoImperialgifts,suchastheyare,hehasconsciouslybroughtbackwithhim;——andperhaps,thoughasyetunconsciously,athirdgiftofmuchmorevalue,onceitisdevelopedintoclearness:somedimtraceofinsightintotheno—meaningofthesehighpeople;andhowtheyconsiderUSasmereOrsonsandwildBisons,whomtheywilldothehonortoconsumeasprovision,ifwebehavewell!
ThegreatKingFriedrich,nowCrown—PrinceatRuppin,writingofthisJourneylongafterwards,——hastily,incorrectly,ashiswontis,inregardtoallmannerofminuteoutwardparticulars;
andsomewhatmaltreating,oratleastmisplacing,eventheinwardmeaning,whichwaswellknowntohimWITHOUTinvestigation,butwhichheisatnotroubletoDATEforhimself,andhasdatedatrandom,——says,inhisthinrapidway,withmuchpolishedbitterness:——
"His[KingFriedrichWilhelm’s]experienceonthisoccasionservedtoprovethatgood—faithandthevirtues,socontrarytothecorruptionoftheage,donotsucceedinit。Politicianshavebanishedsincerity(LACANDEUR)intoprivatelife:theylookuponthemselvesasraisedquiteabovethelawswhichtheyenjoinonotherpeople;andgivewaywithoutreservetothedictatesoftheirowndepravedmind。
"TheguarantyofJulichandBerg,whichSeckendorfhadformallypromisedinthenameoftheEmperor,wentoffinsmoke;andtheImperialMinisterswereinadispositionsoopposedtoPrussia,theKingsawclearly[notforsomeyearsyet]thatiftherewasaCourtinEuropeintendingtocrosshisinterests,itwascertainlythatofVienna。ThisVisitofhistotheEmperorwaslikethatofSolontoCroesus[SolonnotIrecognizable,inthegrenadiercostume,amidthetobacco—smoke,anddimaccompaniments?]——andhereturnedtoBerlin,richstillinhisownvirtue。Themostpunctiliouscensorscouldfindnofaultinhisconduct,exceptaprobitycarriedtoexcess。TheInterviewendedasthoseofKingsoftendo:itcooled[notforsometimeyet],or,tosaybetter,itextinguishedthefriendshiptherehadbeenbetweenthetwoCourts。
FriedrichWilhelmleftPragfullofcontempt[dimly,altogetherunconsciously,tendingtohavesomecontempt,andintheendtobefullofit]forthedeceitfulnessandprideoftheImperialCourt:
andtheEmperor’sMinistersdisdainedaSovereignwholookedwithoutinterestonfrivolousceremonialsandprecedences。
HimtheyconsideredtooambitiousinaimingattheBerg—and—Julichsuccession:themheregarded[cametoregard]asapackofknaves,whohadbrokentheirword,andwerenotpunishedforit。"
Verybitter,yourMajesty;and,inallbutthedates,trueenough。
Butwhatadropofconcentratedabsinthefollowsnext,bywayoffinish,——whichmightitselfhavecorrectedthedating!
"Inspiteofsomanysubjectsofdiscontent,theKingweddedhisEldestSon[mynottoofortunateself],outofcomplaisancetotheViennaCourt,withaPrincessofBrunswick—Bevern,NiecetotheEmpress:"——bitterfact;necessitatingchangeofdateintheparagraphsjustwritten。[OEuvresdeFrederic(MemoiresdeBrandenbourg),i。162,163。]
FriedrichWilhelm,goodsoul,cherishestheImperialgifts,Tobacco—boxincluded;——clapstheArmsofEast—Frieslandonhisescutcheon;willtakepossessionofFriesland,ifthepresentDukedieheirless,letGeorgeofEnglandsaywhathewill。Andsoherollshomeward,bywayofBaireuth。HestayedbutashortwhileinKarlsbad;haswarnedhisWilhelminathathewillbeatBaireuthonthe9thofthemonth。[Wilhelmina,ii。55。]
Wilhelminaisverypoorly;"nearhertime,"aswivessay;
rusticatingin"theHermitage,"aCountry—HouseinthevicinityofBaireuth;HusbandandFather—in—lawgoneaway,towardstheBohemianfrontier,tohuntboars。Oh,thebustleandthebotherthathighLadyhad;gettingherlittleCountryHousestretchedouttotheduepitchtoaccommodateeverybody,——especiallyherfoolishSisterofAnspachandfoolishBrother—in—lawandsuite,——withwhom,bynegligenceofservantsandotherwise,therehadliketohaverisenincurablequarrelonthematter。ButthedexterousyoungWife,gladdest;busiestandweakliestofhopefulcreatures,contrivedtomanageeverything,likeaFemaleFieldmarshal,asshewas。Papawasdelighted;bulliedthefoolishAnspachpeople,——orwouldhavedoneso,hadnotIintervened,thatthemattermightdie。Papawasgracious,happy;veryanxiousaboutmeinmyinterestingstate。"Thouhastlodgedmetoperfection,goodWilhelmina。HereIfindmywoodenstools,tubstowashin;
allthingsasifIwereatPotsdam:——agoodgirl;andthoumusttakecareofthyself,mychild(MEINKIND)。"
Atdinner,hisMajesty,dreadingnoill,butintentonlyonthepractical,gotintoaquiet,buttomemostdreadful,lecturetotheoldMargraf(myFather—in—law)upondebtandmoneyandarrears:Howhe,theMargraf,wascheatedateveryturn,andledaboutbythenose,andkeptwelteringindebt:howheshouldlettheyoungMargrafgointotheOffices,tosupervise,andwithaltolearntax—mattersandeconomicsbetimes。Howhe(FriedrichWilhelm)wouldsendhimafellowfromBerlinwhounderstoodsuchthings,andwoulddrillhisscoundrelsforhim!TowhichtheoldMargraf,somewhatflushedintheface,madesomeembarrassedassent,knowingitinfacttobetrue;andacceptedtheBerlinman:——buthemademe(hispoorDaughter—in—law)smartforitafterwards:"NotquitedeadYET,Madam;youwillhavetowaitalittle!"——andotherfoolishspeech;whichrequiredtobetempereddownagainbyajudiciousfemalemind。
Grumkowhimselfwaspleasantonthisoccasion;toldusofKladrup,thePragetiquettes;andhowhewasliketogomadseeinghisMajestysohumiliatehimself。FrauleinGrumkow,anieceofhis,belongingtotheAustriancourt,whoisoverherewiththerest,asatiricalintriguingbaggage,she,Iprivatelyperceive,hasmadeaconquestofmyfoolishBrother—in—law,theAnspachMargrafhere;——andtherewillbejealousies,andacat—and—doglifeoveryonder,worsethanever!Tush,whyshouldwetalk?——ThesearethephenomenaatBaireuth;HusbandandFather—in—lawhavingquittedtheirboar—huntandhurriedhome。
Afterthreedays,FriedrichWilhelmrolledawayagain;
lodged,oncemore,atMeuselwitz,withabstruseSeckendorf,andhisgoodoldWife,whodothehospitalitieswellwhentheymust,inspiteofthesinglecandleoncevisible。Onthemorrowafterwhich,14thAugust,1732,hisMajestyisoffagain,"atfourinthemorning,"towardsLeipzig,intendingtobehomethatnight,thoughitisalongdrive。AtLeipzig,nottowastetime,hedeclinesenteringtheTown;positivelywillnot,thoughthecannon—salvosareboomingallround;——"breakfastsinthesuburbs,withacertainHorse—dealer(ROSS—HANDLER)nowdeceased:"
arespectableCentaur,capable,nodoubt,ofbargainingalittleaboutcavalrymountings,whileoneeats,withappetiteandatone’sease。Whichdone,Majestydartsoffagain,thecannon—salvosboomingoutasecondtime;——andbyassiduousdrivinggetshometoPotsdamabouteightatnight。AndsohashappilyENDEDthisJourneytoKladrup:[Fassmann,pp。474—479;Wilhelmina,ii。46—55;
Pollnitz,ii。407—412;Forster,i。328—334。]
ChapterV。
GHOSTOFTHEDOUBLE—MARRIAGERISES;TONOPURPOSE。
Welittleexpectedtoseethe"Double—Marriage"startupintovitalityagain,atthisadvancedstage;or,ofallmen,Seckendorf,afterriding25,000milestokilltheDouble—Marriage,engagedinresuscitatingit!Butsoitis:byendlessintriguing,matchlessinHistoryorRomance,theAustrianCourthad,atsuchexpensetothepartiesandtoitself,achievedthefirstproblemofstiflingtheharmlessDouble—Marriage;andnow,thewindhavingchanged,itisactuallytryingitshandtheoppositeway。
Windischanged:consummateRobinsonhasmanagedtodohisthrice—
salutary"TreatyofVienna;"[16thMarch,1731,theTAILofit(accessionoftheDutch,ofSpain,&c。)notquitecoileduptill20thFebruary,1732:Scholl,i。218—222。]tocloutupalldifferencesbetweentheSea—PowersandtheKaiser,andrestoretheoldLawofNature,——KaisertofighttheFrench,Sea—Powerstofeedandpayhimwhileengagedinthatnecessaryjob。AndnowitwouldbegratifyingtotheKaiser,ifthereremained,onthissideofthematter,norentanywhere,ifbetweenhischiefSeaallyandhischiefLandone,theBritannicMajestyandthePrussian,thereprevailedacompleteunderstanding,withnogrudgeleft。
ThehonorofthisfineresuscitationprojectisascribedtoRobinsonbytheViennapeople:"Robinson’ssuggestion,"theyalwayssay:howfaritwas,orwhetheratallitwasornot,nobodyatpresentknows。Guessrather,ifnecessary,ithadbeentheKaiser’sown!Robinson,asthethingproceeds,isinstructedfromSt。James’sto"lookonandnotinterfere;"[Despatches,inState—PaperOffice]PrinceEugene,too,wecanobserve,isprivatelyagainstit,thoughofficiallyurgent,anddoinghisbest。Whoknows,——orneedknow?
EnoughthatHighHeadsaresetuponit;thatthediplomaticwigsareallwaggingwithit,fromaboutthebeginningofOctober,1732;andrumorsarerifeandeager,occasionallyspurtingoutintotheNewspapers:Double—Marriageafterall,hinttheoldRumors:Double—Marriagesomehoworother;Crown—PrincetohavehisEnglishPrincess,PrinceFredofEnglandtoconsoletheBrunswickoneforlossofherCrown—Prince;orelsePrinceKarlofBrunswickto——Andhalfadozenotherways;whichRumorcannotsettletoitssatisfaction。Thewhispersuponit,fromHanover,fromVienna,atBerlin,andfromtheDiplomaticworldingeneral,occasionallywhistlingthroughtheNewspapers,aremanifoldandincessant,——notworthyoftheleastattentionfromushere。[Forster,iii。111,120,108,113,122。]Whatiscertainis,Seckendorf,intheendofOctober,iscorrespondingonitwithPrinceEugene;hasgotinstructionstoproposethematterinTobacco—Parliament;anddoesnotlikeitatall。Grumkow,whoperhapshasseendangerouscloudsthreateningtomountuponhim,andneverbeenquitehimselfagainintheRoyalMindsincethatquestionableNOSTIbusiness,dissuadesearnestly,constantly。"Nothingbutmischiefwillcomeofsuchaproposal,"saysGrumkowsteadily;andforhisownshareabsolutelydeclinesconcerninit。
ButPrinceEugene’sordersareexpress;remonstrances,cunctationsonlystrengthenthedeterminationoftheHighHeadsorHead:
Forwardwiththisbeautifulscheme!Seckendorf,puckeredintodangerousanxieties,butsummoningallhiscunning,hasatlength,aftersixweeks’hesitation,toopenit,asifcasually,insomefavorablehour,tohisPrussianMajesty。December5th,1732,aswecompute;——akindofepochinhisMajesty’slife。PrussianMajestystareswide—eyed;thebreathasifstruckoutofhim;repeats,"JulichandBergabsolutelysecured,sayyou?But——hm,na!"——andhasnotyettakenintheunspeakabledimensionsoftheoccurrence。
"What?ImperialMajestywillmakemebreakmywordbeforealltheworld?ImperialMajestyhasbeenwhirlingmeabout,facenowtotheeast,facestraightwayroundtothewest:ImperialMajestydoesnotfeelthatIamamanandkingatall;takesmeforameremachine,tobeseesawedandwhirledhitherandthither,likearotatoryClothes—horse,todryhisImperialMajesty’slinenupon。
TAUSENDHIMMEL——!"
ThefulldimensionsofallthisdidnotriseclearupontheintellectofPrussianMajesty,——aslowintellect,butatrueanddeep,withterribleearthquakesandpoeticfireslyingunderit,——
notatonce,orformonths,perhapsyearstocome。Buttheyhadbeguntodawnuponhimpainfullyhere;theyrosegraduallyintoperfectclearness:allthingsseenatlastaswhattheywere;——
withhugesubmarineearthquakeforconsequence,andtotalchangeofmindtowardsImperialMajestyandthedryingofhisPragmaticlinen,inFriedrichWilhelm。AmiableOrson,truetotheheart;
amiable,thoughterriblewhentoomuchputupon!
Thisdawningprocesswentonforabovetwoyearstocome,painfully,reluctantly,withexplosions,evenwithtears。
Buthere,directlyonthebackofSeckendorf’sproposal,andrecordedfromasurehand,iswhatwemaycallthepeep—of—dayinthatmatter:FirstSessionofTobacco—Parliament,closeafterthatevent。Eventisonthe5thDecember,1732;TobaccoSessionisofthe6th;——glimpseofitisgivenbySpeakerGrumkowhimself;
authentictothebone。
SESSIONOFTOBACCO—PARLIAMENT,6thDECEMBER,1732。
Grumkow,shatteredinto"headache"bythisSession,writesReportofittoSeckendorfbeforegoingtobed。Look,reader,intooneofthestrangestPoliticalEstablishments;andhowastrangeMajestycomportshimselfthere,directlyaftersuchproposalfromViennatomarrywithEnglandstill!——"Schwerin"isincidentallyinfromFrankfurt—on—Oder,wherehisRegimentandbusinessusuallylie:
theotherHonorableMemberswesufficientlyknow。Majestyhasbeenalittleoutofhealthlately;perceptiblyworsethelasttwodays。"Syberg"isaGold—cook(Alchemicalgentleman,ofveryhighprofessions),cametoBerlinsometimeago;whomhisMajesty,afterdueinvestigation,tookthelibertytohang。[Forster,iii。
126。]ReaderscannowunderstandwhatspeakerGrumkowwrites,anddespatchesbyhislackey,insuchhaste:——
"Ineversawsuchasceneasthisevening。Derschau,Schwerin,Buddenbrock,Rochow,Flanzwerepresent。WehadbeenaboutanhourintheRedRoom[languidlydoingourtobaccooffandon],whenhe[theKing]hadusshiftedintotheLittleRoom:droveouttheservants;andcried,lookingfixedlyatme:’No,Icannotendureitanylonger!ESSTOSSETMIRDASHERZAB,’criedhe,breakingintoGerman:’Itcrushestheheartoutofme;tomakemedoabitofscoundrelism,me,me!Isay;no,never!Thosedamnedintrigues;
maytheDeviltakethem!’——
"EGO(Grumkow)。’Ofcourse,Iknowofnothing。ButIdonotcomprehendyourMajesty’sinquietude,comingthusonthesudden,afterourcommonindifferentmood。’
"KING。’What,makemeavillain!Iwilltellitrightout。
Certaindamnedscoundrelshavebeenaboutbetrayingme。
Peoplethatshouldhaveknownmebetterhavebeentryingtoleadmeintoadishonorablescrape’——("HereIcalledinthehounds,JE
ROMPISLESCHIENS,"reportsGrumkow,"forhewasgoingtoblabeverything;Iinterrupted,saying):——
"EGO。’But,yourMajesty,whatisitrufflesyouso?Iknownotwhatyoutalkof。YourMajestyhashonorablepeopleaboutyou;
andthemanwholetshimselfbeemployedinthingsagainstyourMajestymustbeatraitor。’
"KING。’Yes,JA,JA。Iwilldothingsthatwillsurprisethem。I——’
"And,inshort,atorrentofexclamations:whichIstrovetosoftenbyallmannerofincidentsandcontrivances;succeedingatlast,"——bydexterityandtime(but,atthispoint,thelightisnowblownout,andweSEEnomore):——"sothathegrewquitecalmagain,andtherestoftheeveningpassedgentlyenough。
"Well,youseewhattheeffectofyourfineProposalis,whichyousaidhewouldlike!Icantellyou,itisthemostdetestableincidentthatcouldhaveturnedup。Iknow,youhadyourorders:
butyoumaybelieveanddependonit,hehasgothisheartdrivenrabidbythebusiness,andsays,’WhoknowsnowwhetherthatvillainSyberg’Gold—cook,thatwashangedtheotherday,’wasnotsetonbysomepeopletopoisonme?’Inaword,hewaslikeamadman。
"Whatstruckmemostwaswhenherepeated,’Onlythink!Think!Whowouldhaveexpecteditofpeoplethatshouldhaveknownme;
andwhomIknow,andhaveknown,betterthantheyfancy!’"——
PleasantpassageforSeckendorftochewthecudupon,throughthenight—watches!
"Infine,asIwassomewhatconfused;andanxious,aboveall,tokeephimfromexplodingwiththesecret,Icannotremembereverything,ButDerschau,whowasmoreathisease,willbeabletogiveyouafullaccount。He[theKing]saidmorethanonce:
’THISwashissickness;thethingthatailedhim,this:itgnawedhisheart,andwouldbethedeathofhim!’Hecertainlydidnotaffect;hewasinaveryconvulsivecondition。[JARNI—BLEU,hereisapieceofwork,HerrSeckendorf!]——Adieu,Ihaveaheadache。"
Whereupontobed。