"Thissameday,24th,whileI[theNewspapervolunteerReporterorOwnCorrespondent,seeminglyapersonofsomestanding,whosewordscarrycredibilityinthetoneofthem]waswithField—
  MarshalBroglioourGovernorhere,therecametwogentlementobepresentedtohim;’GermanCavaliers’theywerecalled;who,Inowfind,musthavebeenthePrinceofPrussiaandAlgarotti。
  TheField—Marshal,"——aratherhigh—stalkingwhite—headedoldmilitarygentleman,borderingonseventy,ofPiedmonteseairandbreed,apttobesuddenandmakeflounderings,butthesoulofhonor,"wasverypolitetothetwoCavaliers,andkeptthemtodinner。Afterdinnertherecameaso—styled’SilesianNobleman,’
  wholikewisewaspresentedtotheField—Marshal,andaffectednottoknowtheothertwo:himInowfindtohavebeenthePrinceofAnhalt。"
  OfhisMajesty’ssupperwiththeOfficersthatWednesday,wearelefttothinkhowbrilliantitwas:hisMajesty,wehearfarther,wenttotheOperathatnight,——thePolichinelloorwhateverthe"ItalianCOMODIE"was;——"andalittlegirlcametohisboxwithtwolottery—ticketsfifteenpenceeach,beggingtheforeignGentlemanfortheloveofHeaventobuythemofher;whichhedid,tearingthemupatonce,andgivingthepoorcreaturefourducats,"equivalenttotwoguineas,orsayineffectevenfivepoundsofthepresentBritishcurrency。ThefameofthisforeignCountandhispartyatTheRavenisbecomingveryloudoverStrasburg,especiallyinmilitarycircles。OurvolunteerOwnCorrespondentproceeds(whomwemeantocontrastwiththeRoyalDoggerelbyandby):——
  "Nextmorning,"Thursday,25thAugust,"astheMarshalwithabovetwohundredOfficerswasoutwalkingontheEsplanade,therecameasoldieroftheRegimentLuxemburg,who,aftersomestifffuglingmotions,ofthenatureofsalutationpartly,andpartlydemandforprivacy,intimatedtotheMarshalsurprisingnews:ThattheStrangerinTheRavenwastheKingofPrussiainperson;he,thesoldier,atpresentoftheRegimentLuxemburg,hadinotherdays,beforehedeserted,beenofthePrussianCrown—Prince’sregiment;
  hadconsequentlyseenhiminBerlin,Potsdamandelsewhereathousandtimesandmore,andevenstoodsentrywherehewas:
  thefactisbeyonddispute,yourExcellency!saidthissoldier。"——Whew!
  WhereuponacertainColonel,MarquisdeLoigle,withorwithoutahintfromBroglio,makesoffforTheRaven;introduceshimself,aswaseasy;contrivestogetinvitedtostaydinner,whichalsowaseasy。DuringdinnertheforeignGentlemanexpressedsomewishtoseetheirfortress。ColonelLoiglesendswordtoBroglio;
  BrogliodespatchesstraightwayanOfficerandfinecarriage:
  "WilltheforeignGentlemandomethehonor?"TheforeignGentleman,stillstrugglingforincognito,declinestheuppermostseatofhonorinthecarriage;thetwoOfficers,Loigleandthisnewone,insistontakingtheinferiorplace。Alas,theincognitoisprettymuchout。Callingatsomecoffee—houseorthelikeontheroad,acertainfemale,"MadamedeFienne,"namedtheforeignGentleman"Sire,"——whichsostartledhimthat,thoughheutterlydeclinedsuchtitle,thetwoOfficerssawwellhowitwas。
  "Aftersurveyoftheworks,thetwoattendantOfficershadreturnedtotheField—Marshal;andabout4P。M。thehighStrangermadeappearancethere。Butthethinghadnowgotwind,’KingofPrussiahereincognito!’TheplacewasfullofOfficers,whocamecrowdingabouthim:heescapeddeftlyintotheMarechal’sownCabinet;satthere,anhour,talkingtotheMarechal[littleadmiringtheMarechal’stalk,asweshallfind],stillinsistingontheincognito,"——towhichBroglio,putoutinhishighpacesbythissuddenthing,andapttoflounder,asIhaveheard,wasnotpoliteenoughtoconformaltogether。"WhatshallIdo,inthissuddencase?"poorBroglioisthinkingtohimself:"mustwritetoCourt;perhapstrytodetain——?"Friedrioh’schiefthoughtnaturallyis,Onecannotbeawayoutofthistoosoon。"Sha’n’twegotothePlay,then,MonsieurleMarechal?Play—houriscome!"——
  OwnCorrespondentoftheNewspaperproceeds:——
  "TheMarechalthenwenttothePlay,andallhisOfficerswithhim;thinkingtheirroyalprizewascloseattheirheels。
  MarechalandOfficersfairlyahead,coastonceclear,theirroyalprizehastenedbacktoTheRaven,paidhisbill;hastilysummoningSchaffgotschandtheotherswithinhearing;shotofflikelightning;andwasseeninStrasburgnomore。Algarotti,whowasintheboxwithBroglio,heardthenewsinthehouse;regretfulrumoramongtheOfficers,’Heisgone!’InaboutaquarterofanhourAlgarottitooslippedout;andvanishedbyextrapost"——
  straighttowardsWesel;butcouldnotovertaketheKing(whoseroad,inthelatterpartofit,wentzigzag,onbusinessasislikely),norseehimagaintilltheymetinthatTown。
  [FromHelden—Geschichte(i。420—424),&c。]
  ThisistheProseTruthofthosefiftyoreight—and—fortyhoursinStrasburg,whichweresomythicandromanticatthattime。
  ShallwenowapplytotheRoyalDoggerelagain,whereweleftoff,andseetheothersideofthepicture?OncesettledinTheRaven,withinStrasburg’swalls,theDoggerelcontinues:——
  "Youfancywellthattherewasnowsomethingtoexercisemycuriosity;andwhatdesireIhadtoknowtheFrenchNationinFranceitself。
  ThereIsawatlengththoseFrench,Ofwhomyouhavesungtheglories;
  ApeopledespisedbytheEnglish,Whomtheirsadrationalityfillswithblackbile;
  ThoseFrench,whomourGermansReckonalltobedestituteofsense;
  ThoseFrench,whoseHistoryconsistsofLove—stories,ImeanthewanderingkindofLove,nottheconstant;
  FoolishthisPeople,headlong,high—going,Whichsingsbeyondendurance;
  Loftyinitsgoodfortune,crawlinginitsbad;
  Ofanunpityingextentofbabble,Tohidethevacancyofitsignorantmind。
  OftheTriflingitisatenderlover;
  TheTriflingalonetakespossessionofitsbrain。
  Peopleflighty,indiscreet,imprudent,Turningliketheweathercocktoeverywind。
  OftheagesoftheCaesarsthoseoftheLouisesaretheshadow;
  Parisistheghost,ofRome,takeithowyouwill。
  No,ofthosevileFrenchyouarenotone:
  Youthink;theydonotthinkatall。
  LajevisenfincesFrancaisDontvousavezchantelagloire;
  Peuplemeprise’desAnglais,Queleurtristeraisonremplitdebilenoire;
  CesFrancais,quenosAllemandsPensenttousprivesdebonsens;
  CesFrancais,dontl’amourpourraitdicterl’histoire,Jedisl’amourvolage,etnonl’amourconstant;
  Cepeuplefou,brusqueetgalant,Chansonnierinsupportable,Superbeensafortune,ensonmalheurrampant,D’unbavardageimpitoyable,Pourcacherlecreuxd’unespritignorant,Tendreamantdelabagatelle,Elleentreseuleensacervelle;
  Leger,indiscret,imprudent,Commeumegirouetteilrevireatoutvent。
  DessieclesdesCesarsceuxdesLouissontl’ombre;
  RomeeffaceParisentoutsens,entoutpoint。
  Non,desvilsFrancaisvousn’etespasdunombre;
  Vouspensez,ilsnepensentpoint。
  "Pardon,dearVoltaire,thisdefinitionoftheFrench;atworst,itisonlyofthoseinStrasburgIspeak。Toscrapeacquaintance,IhadtoinvitesomeOfficersonourarrival,whomofcourseIdidnotknow。
  Threeofthemcameatonce,Gayer,morecontentthanKings;
  Singingwithrustyvoice。
  Inverse,theiramorousexploits,Settoahornpipe。
  Troisd’euxs’envinrentalafois,Plusgais,pluscontentsquedesrois,Chantantd’unevoixenrouee,Envers,leursamoureuxexploits,Ajustessurunebourree。
  "M。delaCrochardiereandM。Malosa[twonamesfromthetablets,thirdwanting]hadjustcomefromadinnerwherethewinehadnotbeenspared。
  OftheirhotfriendshipIsawtheflamegrow,TheUniversewouldhavetakenusforperfectfriends:
  Buttheinstantofgood—nightblewoutthebusiness;
  Friendshipdisappearedwithoutregrets,Withthegames,thewine,thetableandtheviands。
  Deleurchaudeamitiejeviscroitreleflamme,L’universnouseutprispourdesamisparfaits;
  Maisl’instantdesadieuxendetruisitlatrame,L’amitiedisparut,ssnscauserdesregrets,Aveclejeu,levin,etlatable,etlesmets。
  "Nextday,MonsieurtheGouverneuroftheTownandProvince,MarechalofFrance,ChevalieroftheOrdersoftheKing,&c。&c。,——MarechalDucdeBroglio,infact,"whowassurprisedatSecchiainthelateWar,——
  ThisGeneralalwayssurprised。
  Whomwithregret,youngLouis[yourKing]
  SawwithoutbreechesinItaly["Withonlyoneboot,"wasthemilderrumor;whichweadopted(supra,vol。vi。p。472),butthissadderone,too,wascurrent;
  and"Broglio’sbreeches,"orthevainaspirationafterthem,likeavanishedghostofbreeches,oftenenoughturnupintheoldPamphlets。]
  GallopingtohideawayhislifeFromtheGermans,unpolitefighters;——
  Cegeneraltoujourssurpris,Qu’aregretlejeuneLouisVitsansculottesenItalie,CourirpourderobersavieAuxGermains,guerriersimpolis。
  thisGeneralwishedtoinvestigateyourComteDufour,——foreignCount,whotheinstanthearrivessetsaboutinvitingpeopletosupperthatareperfectstrangers。HetookthepoorCountforasharper;andprudentlyadvisedM。delaCrochardierenottobedupedbyhim。ItwasunluckilythegoodMarechalthatprovedtobeduped。
  Hewasbornforsurprise。
  Hiswhitehair,hisgraybeard,Formedareverendexterior。
  Outsidesareoftendeceptive:
  Hethat,bythebinding,judgesOfaBookanditsAuthorMay,afterapageofreading,Chancetorecognizehismistake。
  Iletaitnepourlasurprise。
  Sescheveuxblancs,sabarbegrise,Formaientunsageexterieur。
  Ledehorsestsouventtrompeur;
  QuijugeparlareliureD’unouvrageetdesonauteurDansunepagedelecturePeutreconnaitresonerreur。
  "Thatwasmyownexperience;forofwisdomIcouldfindnothingexceptinhisgrayhairanddecrepitappearance。Hisfirstopeningbetrayedhim;nogreatwellofwitthisMarechal,Who,drunkwithhisowngrandeur,Informsyouofhisnameandhistitles,Andauthorityasgoodasunlimited。
  HecitedtomealltherecordsWherehisnameisregistered,Babbledabouthisimmensepower,Abouthisvalor,histalentsSosalutarytoFrance;——
  Heforgotthat,threeyearsago[Sixtoanearness,——"15thSeptember,1734,"ifyourMajestywillbeexact。]
  Mendidnotpraisehisprudence。
  Qui,desagrandeurenivre;
  Declinesonnometsestitres,Etsonpouvoirarienborne。
  IlmecitatouslesregistresOusonnomestenregistre;
  Bavarddesonpouvoirimmense,Desavaleur,decestalentsSisalutairesalaFrance:
  Iloubliait,passetroisans,Qu’onnelouaitpassaprudence。
  "NotsatisfiedwithseeingtheMarechal,IsawtheguardmountedBytheseFrenchmen,burningwithglory,Who,onfoursousaday,WillmakeofKingsandofHeroesthememoryflourish:
  SlavescrownedbythehandsofVictory,UnluckyherdswhomtheCourtTinkleshitherandthitherbythesoundoffifeanddrum。
  AcesFrancaisbrulantsdegloire,Dotesdequatresousparjour,Quidesrois,desherosfontfleurirlamemoire,Esclavescouronnesdesmainsdelavictoire,TroupeauxmalheureuxquelacourDirigeauseulbruitdutambour。
  "Thatwasmyfatedterm。Adeserterfromourtroopsgoteyeonme,recognisedmeanddenouncedme。
  Thiswretchedgallows—birdgoteyeonme;
  Suchisthelotofallearthlythings;
  AndsoofourfinemysteryThewholesecretcametolight。"
  Cemalheureuxpendardmevit,C’estlesortdetoutesleschoses;
  AinsidemotrepotauxrosesToutlesecretsedecouvrit。
  Well;wemusttakethisglimpse,suchasitis,intotheinterioroftheyoungman,——finebuoyant,pungentGermanspirit,roadwaysforitverybad,anduniversalrain—torrentsfalling,yetwithcoruscationsfromahigherquarter;——andyoucanforget,ifneedbe,the"Literature"ofthisyoungMajesty,asyouwouldastaccatoontheflutebyhim!Inaftermonths,onnewoccasionrising,"therewasnoendtohisgibingsandbitterpleasantriesontheridiculousreceptionBrogliohadgivenhimatStrasburg,"
  saysValori,[Memoires,i。88。]——ofwhichthisDoggerelitselfoffersspecimen。
  "ProbablytheweakestPieceIevertranslated?"exclaimsone,whohastranslatedseveralsuch。Neverthelessthereisastraggleofpungentsenseinit,——liketheoutskirtsoflightning,seeninthatdismallywetweather,whichtheRoyalPartyhad。Itswitisverycopious,butslashy,bantery,andproceedsmainlybyexaggerationandturningtopsy—turvy;aratherbarrenspeciesofwit。Ofhumor,inthefinepoeticsense,novestige。Butthereissurprisingveracity,——truthfulnessunimpeachable,ifyouwillreadwell。Whatpromptitude,too;——whatfundsforconversation,whenneeded!ThisscraggyPiece,whichisbetterthanthethingspeopleoftentalktooneanother,wasevidentlywrittenasfastasthepencouldgo。——"Itisdone,ifsuchaHandcouldhaveDONEit,inthemannerofBachaumontandLaChapelle,"saysVoltairescornfully,inthatscandalousVIEPRIVEE;——ofwhichphrasethisisthecommentary,ifreadersneedone:——
  "Someseventyoreightyyearsbeforethatdate,aM。BachaumontandaM。laChapelle,hisintimate,published,inProseskippingoffintodancingsofVerseeverynowandthen,’acharmingRELATIONofacertainVOYAGEorHomeTour’(whenceorwhither,orcorrectlywhen,thisEditorforgets),["Firstprintedin1665,"
  saytheBibliographies;"butknowntoLaFontainesometimebefore。"Good!——Bachaumont,practicallyanimportantanddistinguishedperson,notliterarybytrade,orindeedotherwisethanbyennui,washethathadgiven(somefifteenyearsbefore)
  theNicknameFRONDE(BickeringofSchoolboys)tothewretchedHistoricalObjectwhichisstillsodesignatedinFrenchannals。]
  whichtheyhadmadeinpartnership。’RELATION’capablestillofbeingread,ifoneweretolerablyidle;——itwasfoundthentobecharming,byalltheworld;andgaverisetoanewfashioninwriting;whichVoltaireoftenadopts,andissupremelygoodat;
  andinwhichFriedrich,whoisalsofondofit,bynomeanssucceedssowell。"
  Enough,FriedrichgottoWesel,backtohisbusiness,inadayortwo;andhaddone,asweforeverhave,withtheStrasburgEscapadeanditsDoggerel。
  FRIEDRICHFINDSM。DEMAUPERTUIS;NOTYETM。DEVOLTAIRE。
  FriedrichgottoWeselonthe29th;foundMaupertuiswaitingthere,accordingtoappointment:anelaboratelypolite,somewhatsublimescientificgentleman;readyto"engraftontheBerlincrab—tree,"andproducerealapplesandAcademicsthere,sosoonastheKing,theproprietor,mayhaveleisureforsuchathing。
  AlgarottihasalreadythehonorofsomeacquaintancewithMaupertuis。MaupertuishasbeenatBrussels,ontheroadhither;
  sawVoltaireandevenMadame,——whichlatterwasratheraticklishoperation,owingtogrudgesandtiffsofquarrelthathadrisen,butitprovedsuccessfulunderthedelicateguidanceofVoltaire。
  Voltaireisuptooilingthewheels:"Thereyouare,Monsieur,likethe[don’tnameWhat,thoughprofaneVoltairedoes,writingtoMaupertuisamonthago]——ThreeKingsrunningafteryou!"AnewPensiontoyoufromFrance;RussiaoutbiddingFrancetohaveyou;
  andthenthatLETTERofFriedrich’s,whichisinalltheNewspapers:"ThreeKings,"——youplainlygreatman,TrismegistusoftheSciencescalledPure!Madamehonorsyou,hasalwaysdone:
  onewordofapologytothehighfemalemind,itwillworkwonders;
  ——comenow![Voltaire,OEuvres,lxxii。217,216,230(Hague,21stJuly,1740,andBrussels,9thAug。&c)。]
  NoreaderguessesinourtimewhatashiningcelestialbodytheMaupertuis,whoisnowfallensodimagain,thenwastomankind。
  IncultivatedFrenchsocietythereisnosuchlionasM。MaupertuissincehereturnedfromflatteningtheEarthintheArcticregions。"TheExactSciences,whatelseistheretodependon?"thinksFrenchcultivatedsociety:"andhasnotMonsieurdoneafeatinthatline?"Monsieur,withfineex—militarymanners,hasacertainausteregravity,reticentloftinessandpolitedogmatism,whichconfirmsthatopinion。Astudiousex—militaryman,——wasCaptainofDragoonsonce,buttoofondofstudy,——whoisconscioustohimself,orwhowouldfainbeconscious,thatheis,inallpoints,mathematical,moralandother,theman。Adifficultmantolivewithinsociety。Comesreallynearthelimitofwhatwecallgenius,oforiginality,poeticgreatnessinthinking;——butneveroncecangetfairlyoversaidlimit,thoughalwaysstrugglingdreadfullytodoso。Thinkofit!Afatalkindofman;
  especiallyifyouhavemadealionofhimatanytime。Ofhisenvies,deep—hiddenspleneticdiscontentsandrages,withVoltaire’sreturnforthem,therewillbeenoughtosayintheulteriorstages。Hewears——atleasttenyearshenceheopenlywears,thoughIhopeitisnotyetsoflagrant——"aredwigwithyellowbottom(CRINIEREJAUNE);"andasFlatteneroftheEarth,is,withhisownflattishredcountenanceandimpregnablestonyeyes,amanformidabletolookupon,thoughintenttobeamiableifyoudotheproperhomage。AstothequarrelwithMadametakethisNote;whichmayproveillustrativeofsomethingsbyandby:——
  MaupertuisiswellknownatCirey;suchalioncouldnotfailthere。AllmannerofBernouillis,Clairauts,highmathematicalpeople,arefrequentguestsatCirey:reverencedbyMadame,——whoindeedhashadherownprivateProfessorofMathematics;oneKonigfromSwitzerland(recommendedbythoseBernouillis),diligentlyteachingherthePureSciencesthisgoodwhileback,notwithouteffect;andhasonlyjustpartedwithhim,whensheleftonthisBrusselsexpedition。ABONGARCON,Voltairesays;thoughotherwise,Ithink,alittlenoisyonoccasion。TherehasbeennoendofMadame’skindnesstohim,naytohisBrotherandhim,——sonsofaTheologicalProfessorialSyriac—HebrewkindofmanatBerne,whohastoomanysons;——andIgrievetoreportthatthisheedlessKonighasproducedanexplosioninMadame’sfeelings,suchaslittlebeseemedhim。OntheroadtoParis,namely,aswedrovehitherwardtotheHonsbruckLawsuitbywayofParis,inAutumnlast,therehadfallenoutsomedispute,aboutthemonads,theVIS
  VIVA,theinfinitelylittle,betweenMadameandKonig;disputewhichroseCRESCENDOindisharmoniousduet,and"ended,"testifiesM。deVoltaire,"inasceneTRESDESAGREABLE。"Madame,withaneffort,forgavethethoughtlessfellow,whoisstillratheryoung,andiswithoutmalice。ButthoughtlessKonig,stronginhisopinionabouttheinfinitelylittle,appealedtoMaupertuis:
  "AmnotIright,Monsieur?""HEisrightbeyondquestion!"wroteMaupertuistoMadame;"somewhatdryly,"thinksVoltaire:andtheresultis,thereisconsiderablerageinonecelestialmindeversinceagainstanothermaleoneinredwigandyellowbottom;
  andtheyarenotonspeakingterms,foragoodmanymonthspast。
  Voltairehashisheartsore("J’ENAILECOEURPERCE")aboutit,needstodouble—doseMaupertuiswithflattery;andinfacthasusedtheutmostdiplomacytoeffectsomevarnishofareconcilementasMaupertuispassedonthisoccasion。AsforKonig,whohadstudiedinsomeDutchuniversity,hewentbyandbytobeLibrariantothePrinceofOrange;andweshallnotfailtohearofhimagain,——oncemoreupontheinfinitelylittle。
  [FromOEuvresdeVoltaire,ii。126,lxxii。
  (20,216,230),lxiii。(229—239),&c。&c。]
  Voltairetoo,inhisway,isfondofthesemathematicalpeople;
  eagerenoughtofishforknowledge,hereasinallelements,whenhehasthechanceoffered:thisismuchaninterestofhisatpresent。Andhedoesattainsoundideas,outlinesofideas,inthisprovince,——thoughprivatelydefectiveintheduetranscendencyofadmirationforit;——waswonttodiscusscheerilywithKonig,aboutVISVIVA,monads,gravitationandtheinfinitelylittle;aboveall,bowstothegroundbeforethered—wiggedBashaw,FlatteneroftheEarth,whomforMadame’ssakeandhisownheisanxioustobewellwith。"Fallonyourfaceninetimes,yeesotericofonlyImpureScience!"——intimatesMaupertuistomankind。"Byallmeans!"answersM。deVoltaire,doingitwithalacrity;withakindofloyalty,onecanperceive,andalsowithahypocrisygroundedonloveofpeace。IfthatisthenatureoftheBashaw,andone’ssolemodeoffishingknowledgefromhim,whynot?thinksM。deVoltaire。HispatiencewithM。deMaupertuis,firstandlast,wasverygreat。Butweshallfinditexplodeatlength,adozenyearshence,inaconspicuousmanner!——
  "MaupertuishadcometoustoCirey,withJeanBernouilli,"saysVoltaire;"andthenceforthMaupertuis,whowasbornthemostjealousofmen,tookmefortheobjectofthispassion,whichhasalwaysbeenverydeartohim。"[VIEPRIVEE。]Husht,Monsieur!——
  HereisapoorrheumatickindofLetter,whichillustratestheinterimcondition,afterthatvarnishofreconcilementatBrussels:——
  VOLTAIRETOM。DEMAUPERTUIS(atWesel,waitingfortheKing,orwithhimrather)。
  "BRUSSELS,29thAugust(1740),3dyearsincetheworldflattened。
  "HowtheDevil,greatPhilosopher,wouldyouhavehadmewritetoyouatWesel?IfanciedyougonefromWesel,toseektheKingofSagesonhisJourneysomewhere。Ihadunderstood,too,theyweresodelightedtohaveyouinthatfortifiedlodge(BOUGEFORTIFIE)
  thatyoumustbetakingpleasurethere,forhethatgivespleasuregetsit。
  "YouhavealreadyseenthejollyAmbassadoroftheamiablestMonarchintheworld,"——Camas,afattishman,onhisroadtoVersailles(whocalledatBrusselshere,withfinecompliments,andakegofHungaryWine,asYOUmayhaveheardwhispered)。
  "NodoubtM。deCamasiswithyou。Formyownshare,Ithinkitisafteryouthatheisrunningatpresent。Butintruth,atthehourwhileIsaythis,youarewiththeKing;"——aluckyguess;KingdidreturntoWeselthisveryday。"ThePhilosopherandthePrinceperceivealreadythattheyaremadeforeachother。YouandM。Algarottiwillsay,FACIAMUSHICTRIATABERNACULA:astome,IcanonlymakeDUOTABERNACULA,"——profaneVoltaire!
  "WithoutdoubtIwouldbewithyouifIwerenotatBrussels;
  butmyheartiswithyouallthesame;andisthesubject,allthesame,ofaKingwhois,formedtoreignovereverythinkingandfeelingbeing。IdonotdespairthatMadameduChateletwillfindherselfsomewhereonyourroute:itwillbeasceneinafairytale;——shewillarrivewithaSUFFICIENTREASON[asyourLeibnitzsays]andwithMONADS。ShedoesnotloveyouthelessthoughshenowbelievestheuniverseaPLENUM,andhasrenouncedthenotionofVOID。Overheryouhaveanascendantwhichyouwillneverlose。
  Infine,mydearMonsieur,Iwishasardentlyasshetoembraceyouthesoonestpossible。IrecommendmyselftoyourfriendshipintheCourt,worthyofyou,whereyounoware。"——TOUTAVOUS,somewhatrheumatic![Voltaire,lxxii。p。243。]
  Alwaysananxiousalmosttremulousdesiretoconciliatethisbigglaringgeometricalbullyinredwig。ThroughthesensitivetransparentbeingofM。deVoltaire,youmayseethatfeelingalmostpainfullybusyineveryLetterhewritestotheFlatteneroftheEarth。
  ChapterIV。
  VOLTAIRE’SFIRSTINTERVIEWWITHFRIEDRICH。
  AtWesel,intherearofallthistravellingandexcitement,Friedrichfallsunwell;breaksdownthereintoanaguishfeverishdistemper,which,forseveralmonthsafter,impededhismovements,wouldhehaveyieldedtoit。Hehasmuchbusinessonhand,too,——
  someofitofpricklynaturejustnow;——butisintentaseveronseeingVoltaire,amongthefirstthings。DiligentlyreadingintheVoltaire—FriedrichCorrespondence(whichisasadjumbleofmisdatesandopacities,inthecommoneditions),[Preuss(therecentlatestEditor,andtheonlywell—informedone,aswesaid)
  printswithaccuracy;butcannotbereadatall(inthesenseofUNDERSTOOD)withoutotherlight。]thisoftheaguishconditionfrequentlyturnsup;"Quartanague,"itseems;occasionallyverybad;butFriedrichstruggleswithit;willnotbecheatedofanyofhispurposesbyit。
  Hehadabusyfortnighthere;busierthanweyetimagine。
  MuchemploymenttherenaturallyisoftheusualInspectionsort;
  whichfailsinnoquarterofhisDominions,butwhichmaybeparticularlyimportanthere,inthesedisputedBerg—JulichCountries,whenthetimeofdecisionfalls。HowhedoeshisInspectionsweknow;——andtherearestillweightiermattersafoothere,inasilentway,ofwhichweshallhavetospeakbeforelong,andalltheworldwillspeak。Businessenough,partsofitgraveandsilent,goingon,andthemuchthatispublic,miscellaneous,small:done,allofit,inarapid—punctualprecisemanner;——andalways,afterthecrowdedday,somepassagesofSupperwiththeSages,towindupwithonmelodiousterms。AmostalertandmiscellaneouslybusyyoungKing,inspiteoftheague。
  ItwasintheseCleveCountries,andnowasprobablyasafterwards,thatthelightscenerecordedinLaveaux’spoorHISTORY,andinalltheAnecdote—Books,transacteditselfoneday。
  Substanceofthestoryistrue;thoughthedetailsofitgoallatrandom,——somewhattothiseffect:——
  "InspectinghisFinanceAffairs,andquestioningthepartiesinterested,FriedrichnoticesacertainConventinCleve,whichappearstohave,payablefromtheForest—dues,considerablerevenuesbequeathedbytheoldDukes,’formassestobesaidontheirbehalf。’Hegoestolookattheplace;questionstheMonksonthispoint,whoarealldrawnoutintworows,andhavebrokenintoTE—DEUMatsightofhim:’Husht!YoustillsaythoseMasses,then?’’Certainly,yourMajesty!’——’Andwhatgooddoesanybodygetofthem?’’YourMajesty,thoseoldSovereignsaretoobtainHeavenlymercybythem,tobedeliveredoutofPurgatorybythem。’——’Purgatory?ItisasorethingfortheForests,allthiswhile!Andtheyarenotyetout,thosepoorsouls,aftersomanyhundredyearsofpraying?’Monkshaveafatalapprehension,No。
  ’Whenwilltheybeout,andthethingcomplete?’Monkscannotsay。
  ’Sendmeacourierwheneveritiscomplete!’sneerstheKing,andleavesthemtotheirTE—DEUM。"[C。Hildebrandt’sModernEditionofthe(mostlydubious)AnekdotenundCharakterzugeausdemLebenFriedrichsdesGrossen(andaveryignorantandcarelessEditionitis;6vols。12mo,Halberstadt,1829),ii。
  160;Laveaus(whomwealreadycited),ViedeFrederic;
  &c。&c。Nicolai’sAnekdoten
  alone,whicharenotincludedinthisHildebrandtCollection,areofsureauthenticity;therest,occasionallytrue,andoftenwithakindofMYTHICtruthinthemworthattendingto,areotherwiseofalldegreesofdubiety,downtothepalpablyfalseandabsurd。]
  MournfulstateoftheCatholicReligionsocalled!HowlongmustthesewretchedMonksgoondoingtheirlazythrice—deleterioustorpidblasphemy;andaKing,nothistrionicbutreal,merelysignifythathelaughsatthemandit?Meseemsaheavierwhipthanthatofsatiremightbeinplacehere,yourMajesty?Thelighterwhipiseasier;——Ahyes,undoubtedly!crymanymen。Buthorribleaccountsarerunningup,enoughtosinktheworldatlast,whiletheheavierwhipislazilywithheld,andlazyblasphemy,fallentorpid,chronic,andquiteunconsciousofbeingblasphemous,insinuatesitselfintotheveryheart’s—bloodofmankind!
  Patience,however;theheavywhiptooiscoming,——unlessuniversaldeathbecoming。KingFriedrichisnotthemantowieldsuchwhip。
  QuiteotherworkisinstoreforKingFriedrich;andNaturewillnot,byanysuggestionofthatterribletask,puthimoutintheonehehas。HeisnothingofaLuther,ofaCromwell;canlookuponfakirsprayingbytheirrotatorycalabash,asaludicrousplatitude;andgrindelicatelyasabove,withtheapprovalofhiswisercontemporaries。Speedtohimonhisowncourse!
  WhatanswerFriedrichfoundtohisEnglishproposals,——answerduehereonthe24thfromCaptainDickens,——Idonotpointedlylearn;
  butcanjudgeofitbyHarrington’sreplytothatDespatchofDickens’s,whichentreatedcandorandopendealingtowardshisPrussianMajesty。HarringtonisatHerrenhausen,stillwiththeBritannicMajestythere;bothofthemmuchatalossabouttheirSpanishWar,andtheFrenchandotheraspectsuponit:"SupposehisPrussianMajestyweretogivehimselftoFranceagainstus!"
  Wewillhope,not。Harrington’sreplyistotheeffect,"Hum,drum:——BergandJulich,sayyou?Impossibletoanswer;mindsnotmadeuphere:——WhatwillhisPrussianMajestydoforUS?"
  Notmuch,Ishouldguess,tillsomethingmorecategoricalcomefromyou!HisPrussianMajestyiscarefulnottospoilanythingbyover—haste;butwillwaitandtryfarthertotheutmost,WhetherEnglandorFranceisthelikelierbargainforhim。
  Betterstill,thePrussianMajestyisintenttodosomethingforhimselfinthatBerg—Julichmatter:wefindhimsilentlyexaminingtheseWesellocalitiesforaproper"entrenchedCamp,"Campsayof40,000,againstacertaincontingencythatmaybelookedfor。
  CampwhichwillmuchoccupytheGazetteerswhentheygeteyeonit。Thisisoneoftheconcernshesilentlyattendsto,onoccasion,whileridingaboutintheCleveCountries。Thenthereisanothersmallitemofbusiness,importanttodowell,whichisnowinsilencediligentlygettingunderwayatWesel;whichalsoisofremarkablenature,andwillastonishtheGazetteerandDiplomaticcircles。ThisistheaffairwiththeBishopofLiege,calledalsotheAffairofHerstal,whichhisMajestyhashadprivatelylaidupinthecornerofhismind,asathingtobedoneduringthisExcursion。Ofwhichthereadershallhearanon,togreatlengths,——wereacertainsmallpreliminarymatter,Voltaire’sArrivalintheseparts,onceoffourhands。
  Friedrich’sFirstMeetingwithVoltaire!TheseotherhighthingswereonceloudintheGazetteerandDiplomaticcircles,andhadnodoubttheyweretheWorld’sHistory;andnowtheyaresunkwhollytotheNightmares,andallmortalshaveforgottenthem,——anditissuchataskasseldomwastoresuscitatetheleastmemoryofthem,onjustcauseofaFriedrichorthelike,soimpatientaremenofwhatisputridandextinct:——andaquiteunnoticedthing,Voltaire’sFirstInterview,allreadersareonthealertforit,andreadytodemandofmeimpossibilitiesaboutit!Patience,readers。Youshallseeit,withoutandwithin,insuchlightastherewas,andformsomeactualnotionofit,ifyouwillco—operate。Fromthecircum—ambientinanityofOldNewspapers,Historicalshot—rubbish,andunintelligibleCorrespondences,wesiftoutthefollowingparticulars,ofthisFirstMeeting,oractualOsculationoftheStars。
  TheNewspapers,thoughtheireyeswerenotyetoftheArgusqualitynowfamiliartous,havebeenintentonFriedrichduringthisBaireuth—CleveJourney,especiallysincethatsuddeneclipseofhimatStrasburglately;formingnowoneschemeofrouteforhim,nowanother;Newspapers,andevenprivatefriends,beingagooddealuncertainabouthismovements。Rumornowran,sincehisreappearanceintheCleveCountries,thatFriedrichmeanttohavealookatHollandbeforegoinghome,Andthathad,infact,beenanotionorintentionofFriedrich’s。"Holland?WecouldpassthroughBrusselsontheway,andseeVoltaire!"thoughthe。
  InBrusselsthiswas,ofcourse,therumorofrumors。
  AsVoltaire’sLetters,visiblyinatwitter,stilltestifytous。
  KingofPrussiacoming!MadameduChatelet,the"PrincessTour"
  (thatis,Tour—and—Taxis),allmannerofhighDamesareonthetiptoe。PrincessTourhopessheshalllodgethisunparalleledPrinceinherPalace:"You,Madame?"answerstheDuChatelet,privately,withatossofherhead:"HisMajesty,Ihope,belongsmoretoM。deVoltaireandme:heshalllodgehere,pleaseHeaven!"Voltaire,Icanobserve,hassublimehostelryarrangementschalkedoutforhisMajesty,incasehegotoParis;
  whichhedoesn’t,asweknow。Voltaireisallonthealert,awaketothegreatcontingenciesfarandnear;theChatelet—Voltairebreakfast—table,——fancyitonthoseinterestingmornings,whilethepostcomesround![Voltaire,xxii。238—256(Letters22dAugust—22dSeptember,1740)。]
  Alas,inthefirstdaysofSeptember,——Friedrich’sLetterisdated"Wesel,2d"(andhastheSTRASBURDDOGGERELenclosedinit),——theBrusselsPostmandeliversfarotherintelligenceatone’sdoor;
  verymortifyingtoMadame:"ThathisMajestyisfallenillatWesel;hasanaguishfeverhangingonhim,andonlyhopestocome:"VOILA,Madame!——NextLetter,Wesel,Monday,5thSeptember,istotheeffect:"Dostillmuchhopetocome;to—morrowismytremblingday;ifthatprovetobeoff!"——Outuponit,thatprovesnottobeoff;thatison:nextLetter,Tuesday,September6th,whichcomesbyexpress(Courierdashingupwithit,sayontheThursdayfollowing)is,——alas,Madame!——hereitis:——
  KINGFRIEDRICHTOM。DEVOLTAIREATBRUSSELS。
  "WESEL,6thSeptember,1740。
  "MYDEARVOLTAIRE,——Inspiteofmyself,IhavetoyieldtotheQuartanFever,whichismoretenaciousthanaJansenist;
  andwhateverdesireIhadofgoingtoAntwerpandBrussels,Ifindmyselfnotinaconditiontoundertakesuchajourneywithoutrisk。Iwouldaskofyou,then,iftheroadfromBrusselstoClevewouldnottoyouseemtoolongforameeting;itistheonemeansofseeingyouwhichremainstome。ConfessthatIamunlucky;
  fornowwhenIcoulddisposeofmyperson,andnothinghindersmefromseeingyou,thefevergetsitshandintothebusiness,andseemstointenddisputingmethatsatisfaction。
  "Letusdeceivethefever,mydearVoltaire;andletmeatleasthavethepleasureofembracingyou。Makemybestexcuses[polite,ratherthansincere]toMadametheMARQUISE,thatIcannothavethesatisfactionofseeingheratBrussels。AllthatareaboutmeknowtheintentionIwasin;whichcertainlynothingbutthefevercouldhavemademechange。
  "SundaynextIshallbeatalittlePlacenearCleve,"——SchlossofMoyland,which,andtheroutetowhich,thisCouriercantellyouof;——"whereIshallbeabletopossessyouatmyease。Ifthesightofyoudon’tcureme,IwillsendforaConfessoratonce。
  Adieu;youknowmysentimentsandmyheart。[Preuss,
  OEuvresdeFrederic,xxii。27。]FREDERIC。"
  AfterwhichtheCorrespondencesuddenlyextinguishesitself;
  ceasesforaboutafortnight,——inthebadmisdatedEditionsevendoesworse;——andwearelefttothickdarkness,toourownpoorshifts;Dryasdustbeinggrandlysilentonthissmallinterestofours。Whatistobedone?
  PARTICULARSOFFIRSTINTERVIEW,ONSEVERESCRUTINY。
  Here,fromapainfulPredecessorwhosePapersIinherit,aresomeolddocumentsandStudiesonthesubject,——sorrowfulcollection,infact,ofwhatpoorsparksofcertaintyweretobefoundhoveringinthatdarkelement;——whichdoatlast(soluminousarecertaintiesalways,or"sparks"thatwillshinesteady)coalesceintosomefeeblegeneraltwilight,feeblebutindubitable;
  andevenshowthesympatheticreaderhowtheyweresearchedoutandbroughttogether。WenumberandlabelthesepoorPatchesofEvidenceonsosmallamatter;andleavethemtothecurious:——
  No。1。DATEOFTHEFIRSTINTERVIEW。ItiscertainVoltairedidarriveatthelittleSchlossofMoyland,Septemberllth,Sundaynight,——whichisthe"Sunday"justspecifiedinFriedrich’sLetter。Voltairehadatoncedecidedoncomplying,——whatelse?——
  andlostnotimeinpackinghimself:King’sCourieronThursdaylate;VoltaireontheroadonSaturdayearly,orthenightbefore。
  WithMadame’sshrillblessing(notthemostmusicalinthisvexingcase),andplentyoffuss。"Waswonttotravelinconsiderablestyle,"Iamtold;"theinnkeeperscallinghim"YourLordship(M。LECOMTE)。"Arrives,sureenough,Sundaynight;oldSchlossofMoyland,sixmilesfromCleve;"moonlight,"Ifind,——theHarvestMoon。Visitlastedthreedays。[Rodenbeck,p。21;Preuss,&c。&c。]
  No。2。VOLTAIRE’SDRIVETHITHER。SchlossMoyland:HowfarfromBrussels,andbywhatroute?ByLouvain,Tillemont,TongrestoMaestricht;thenfromMaestrichtuptheMaas(leftbank)toVenlo,wherecross;throughGeldernandGochtoCleve:betweentheMaasandRhinethislastportion。Flatdampcountry;tolerablyundertillage;originalconstituentsbogandsand。DistancesIguesstobe:ToTongres60milesandodd;toMaestricht12or15,fromMaestricht75;inall150milesEnglish。Twodays’driving?
  Thereisequinoctialmoon,andstillabovetwelvehoursofsunlightfor"M。leComte。"
  No。3。OFTHEPLACEWHERE。Voltaire,whoshouldhaveknown,callsit"PETITCHATEAUDEMEUSE;"whichisaCastleexistingnowherebutinDreams。OtherFrenchBiographersarestillmoreimaginary。
  ThelittleSchlossofMoyland——bynomeans"Meuse,"norevenMORS,whichVoltaireprobablymeansinsayingCHATEAUDEMEUSE——was,astheleastinquirysettlesbeyondquestion,theplacewhereVoltaireandFriedrichfirstmet。FriedrichWilhelmusedoftentolodgethereinhisClevejourneys:hemadethitherforshelter,inthesicknessthatovertookhiminfriendGinkel’shouse,cominghomefromtheRhineCampaignin1734;laythereforseveralweeksafterquittingGinkel’s。AnyotherlightIcangetuponit,isdarknessvisible。Buschingpointedlyinformsme,[Erdbeschreibung,v。659,677。]"ItisaParish[orpatchofcountryunderonepriest],andTillANDitareaJurisdiction"
  (pairofpatchesunderonecourtofjustice):——whichdoesnotmuchilluminatetheinquiringmind。Smallpatch,thisofMoyland,sizenotgiven;"wasbought,"sayshe,"in1695,byFriedrichafterwardsFirstKing,fromtheFamilyofSpaen,"——weonceknewaLieutenantSpaen,ofthoseDutchregions,——"andwasnamedaRoyalMansioneverthereafter。"Wholivedinit;whatkindofthingwasit,isit?ALTUMSILENTIUM,fromBuschingandmankind。BelongedtotheSpaens,fiftyyearsago;——someshadowofourpoorbanishedfriendtheLieutenantrestingonit?DimenougholdMansion,with"court"toit,withmodicumofequipment;lyingthereinthemoonlight;——didnotlooksublimetoVoltaireonsteppingout。
  Sothatallourknowledgereducesitselftothisonepoint:
  offindingMoylandintheMap,withDATE,withREMINISCENCEtous,hangingbyithenceforth!Good。[Stieler’sDeutschland(excellentMapin25Pieces),Piece12。——TillisamileortwonortheastfromMoyland;Moylandabout5or6southeastfromCleve。]
  Mors——whichisneartheTownofRuhrort,aboutmidwaybetweenWeselandDusseldorf——mustbesomefortymilesfromMoyland,forty—fivefromCleve;southwardofboth。Sothattheplace,"ADEUXLIEUESDECLEVES,"is,evenbyVoltaire’sshowing,thisMoyland;werethereotherwiseanydoubtuponit。"CHATEAUDE
  MEUSE"——hangingoutaprospectofMORStous——isbadusagetoreaders。Ofanintelligentman,nottosayaTrismegistusofmen,oneexpectshewillknowinwhattownheis,afterthreedays’
  experience,ashere。Buthedoesnotalways;hehangsoutamere"shadowofMarsbymoonlight,"tillwelearnbetter。Duvernet,hisBiographer,evencallsit"SLEUS—MEUSE;"somewonderfulideaofSluicesandaRiverattachedtoit,inDuvernet’shead![Duvernet(2dFORMofhim,——thatis,ViedeVoltaire
  parT。J。D。V。),p。117。]
  WHATVOLTAIRETHOUGHTOFTHEINTERVIEWTWENTYYEARSAFTERWARDS
  OftheInterviewitself,withgeneralbird’s—eyeviewoftheVisitcombined(inaveryincorrectstate),thereisdirecttestimonybyVoltairehimself。Voltairehimself,twentyyearsafter,infarotherhumor,alljarredintoangrysarcasm,forcausesweshallseebyandby,——Voltaire,attherequestoffriends,writesdown,ashisFriedrichReminiscences,thatscandalousVIEPRIVEEabovespokenof,amostsadDocument;andthisisthepassagereferringto"thelittlePlaceintheneighborhoodofCleve,"whereFriedrichnowwaitedforhim:errorscorrectedbyourlaboriousFriend。AfterquotingsomethingofthatStrasburgDoggerel,thewholeofwhichisnowtoowellknowntous,Voltaireproceeds:——
  "FromStrasburghe,"KingFriedrich,"wenttoseehisLowerGermanProvinces;hesaidhewouldcomeandseemeincognitoatBrussels。
  Wepreparedafinehouseforhim,"——werereadytopreparesuchhiredhouseaswehadforhim,withmanyapologiesforitsslightdegreeofperfection(ERRORFIRST),——"buthavingfallenillinthelittleMansion—RoyalofMeuse(CHATEAUDEMEUSE),acoupleofleaguesfromCleve,"——fellillatWesel;andthereisnoChateaudeMEUSEintheworld(ERRORS2dAND3d),——"hewrotetomethatheexpectedIwouldmaketheadvances。Iwent,accordingly,topresentmyprofoundhomages。Maupertuis,whoalreadyhadhisviews,andwaspossessedwiththerageofbeingPresidenttoanAcademy,hadofhisownaccord,"——no,beinginvited,andatmysuggestion(ERROR4th),——"presentedhimselfthere;andwaslodgedwithAlgarottiandKeyserling[whichlatter,Isuppose,hadcomefromBerlin,notbeingoftheStrasburgparty,he]inagarretofthisPalace。
  "Atthedoorofthecourt,Ifound,bywayofguard,onesoldier。
  Privy—CouncillorRambonet,MinisterofState——[verysubalternman;
  neverheardofhimexceptintheHerstalBusiness,andhere]waswalkinginthecourt;blowinginhisfingerstokeepthemwarm。"
  Sundaynight,11thSeptember,1740;worldallbathedinmoonshine;
  andmortalsmostlyshrunkintotheirhuts,outoftherawair。
  "He"Rambonet"worebiglinenrufflesathiswrists,verydirty[visiblysointhemoonlight?ERROR5thextendsADLIBITUMoverallthefollowingdetails];aholedhat;anoldofficialperiwig,"——ruinedintoatotallyunsymmetricstate,aswouldseem,——"onesideofwhichhungdownintooneofhispockets,andtheotherscarcelycrossedhisshoulder。Iwastold,thismanwasnowintrustedwithanaffairofimportancehere;andthatprovedtrue,"——theHerstalAffair。
  "IwasledintohisMajesty’sapartment。Nothingbutfourbarewallsthere。Bythelightofacandle,Iperceived,inacloset,alittletruckle—bedtwofeetandahalfbroad,onwhichlayamanmuffledupinadressing—gownofcoarseblueduffel:thiswastheKing,sweatingandshiveringunderawretchedblanketthere,inaviolentfitoffever。Imademyreverence,andbegantheacquaintancebyfeelinghispulse,asifIhadbeenhischiefphysician。Thefitover,hedressedhimself,andtookhisplaceattable。Algarotti,Keyserling,Maupertuis,andtheKing’sEnvoytotheStates—General"——oneRasfeld(skilledinHERSTALmatters,I
  couldguess),——"wewereofthissupper,anddiscussed,naturallyinaprofoundmanner,theImmortalityoftheSoul,Liberty,Fate,theAndrogynesofPlato[theANDROGYNOI,orMen—Women,inPlato’sCONVIVIUM;bynomeansthefinestsymbolicfancyofthedivinePlato],——andothersmalltopicsofthatnature。"[Voltaire,OEuvres,(PieceoncecalledVIEPRIVEE),ii。26,27。]
  ThisisVoltaire’saccountoftheVisit,——whichincludedthree"Suppers,"allhuddledintoonebyhimhere;——andhesaysnothingmoreofit;launchingoffnowintonewerrors,aboutHERSTAL,theANTI—MACHIAVEL,andsoforth:newandugliererrors,withmuchmoreofmendacityandseriousmaliceinthem,thaninthisharmlesshalf—dozennowputonthescoreagainsthim。
  OfthisSupper—Party,Iknowbyfacefouroftheguests:
  Maupertuis,Voltaire,Algarotti,Keyserling;——Rasfeld,Rambonetcansitassimulacraormuteaccompaniment。VoltairearrivedonSundayevening;stayedtillWednesday。Wednesdaymorning,14thofthemonth,thePartybrokeup:Voltairerollingofftolefthand,towardsBrussels,ortheHague;Kingtoright,oninspectionbusiness,andcircuitouslyhomewards。ThreeSupperstherehadbeen,twobusyDaysintervening;discussionsaboutFateandtheAndrogynoiofPlatobynomeanstheonethingdonebyVoltaireandtherest,onthisoccasion。Weshallfindelsewhere,"hedeclaimedhisMAHOMET"(sublimenewTragedy,notyetcomeout),inthecourseofthesethreeevenings,tothe"speechlessadmiration"ofhisRoyalHost,forone;and,inthedaytime,thatheevendrewhispenabouttheHerstalBusiness,whichisnowgettingtoitscrisis,andwroteoneoftheManifestoes,stilldiscoverable。
  Andweneednotdoubt,inspiteofhisnowsneeringtone,thatthingsranhighandgrandhere,inthispaltrylittleSchlossofMoyland;andthatthosethreewereactuallySuppersoftheGods,forthetimebeing。
  "CouncillorRambonet,’,withtheholedhatandunsymmetricwig,continuesVoltaireinthesatiricalvein,"hadmeanwhilemountedahiredhack(CHEVALDELOUAGE;"mischievousVoltaire,Ihavenodoubthewentonwheels,probablyofhisown):"herodeallnight;
  andnextmorningarrivedatthegatesofLiege;wherehetookActinthenameoftheKinghisMaster,whilst2,000menoftheWeselTroopslaidLiegeundercontribution。ThepretextofthisfineMarchingofTroops,"——notapretextatall,buttheassertion,correctinallpoints,ofjustclaimslongtroddendown,andnowmadegoodwithmorespiritthanhadbeenexpected,——"wascertainrightswhichtheKingpretendedto,overasuburbofLiege。
  HeevenchargedmetoworkataManifesto;andImadeone,goodorbad;notdoubtingbutaKingwithwhomIsupped,andwhocalledmehisfriend,mustbeintheright。Theaffairsoonsettleditselfbymeansofamillionofducats,"——nothinglikethesum,asweshallsee,——"whichheexactedbyweight,toclearthecostsoftheTourtoStrasburg,which,accordingtohiscomplaintinthatPoeticLetter[Doggerelabovegiven],weresoheavy。"
  ThatisVoltaire’sview;grownverycorrosiveafterTwentyYears。
  Headmits,withallthesatire:"Inaturallyfeltmyselfattachedtohim;forhehadwit,graces;andmoreoverhewasaKing,whichalwaysformsapotentseduction,soweakishumannature。
  UsuallyitisweofthewritingsortthatflatterKings:butthisKingpraisedmefromheadtofoot,whiletheAbbeDesfontainesandotherscoundrels(GREDINS)werebusydefamingmeinParisatleastonceaweek。"
  WHATVOLTAIRETHOUGHTOFTHEINTERVIEWATTHETIME。
  Butletustakethecontemporaryaccount,whichalsowehaveatfirsthand;whichisalmostpathetictoread;suchacontrastbetweenruddymorningandthestormsoftheafternoon!HerearetwoLettersfromVoltaire;finetransparenthumanLetters,ashisgenerallyare:thefirstofthemwrittendirectlyongettingbacktotheHague,andtothefeelingofhiseclipsedcondition。
  VOLTAIRETOM。DEMAUPERTUIS(withtheKing)。
  "THEHAGUE,18thSeptember,1740。
  "Iserveyou,Monsieur,soonerthanIpromised;andthatisthewayyououghttobeserved。IsendyoutheanswerofM。Smith,"——
  probablysomeGermanorDutchSCHMIDT,spelthereinEnglish,connectedwiththeSciences,saywithwater—carriage,thetypographies,oroneneednotknowwhat;"youwillseewherethequestionstands。
  "WhenwebothleftCleve,"——14thofthemonth,Wednesdaylast;
  18thisSunday,inthisoldcobwebbyPalace,whereIamcorrectingANTI—MACHIAVEL,——"andyoutooktotheright,"——King,homewards,gottoHAMthatevening,——"IcouldhavethoughtIwasattheLastJudgment,wheretheBonDieuseparatestheelectfromthedamned。
  DIVUSFREDERICUSsaidtoyou,’SitdownatmyrighthandintheParadiseofBerlin;’andtome,’Depart,thouaccursed,intoHolland。’
  "HereIamaccordinglyinthisphlegmaticplaceofpunishment,farfromthedivinefirewhichanimatestheFriedrichs,theMaupertuis,theAlgarottis。ForGod’slove,domethecharityofsomesparksinthesestagnantwaterswhereIam,"——stiffening,cooling,——"stupefyingtodeath。Instructmeofyourpleasures,ofyourdesigns。YouwilldoubtlessseeM。deValori,"——readersknowdeValori;hisBookhasbeenpublished;edited,astoousual,byaHumanNightmare,ignorantofhissubjectandindeedofalmostallotherthings,andliabletomistakesineverypage;yetpartlyreadable,ifyoucarrylanterns,andlove"MONGROSVALORI:"——
  "offerhim,Iprayyou,myrespects。IfIdonotwritetohim,thereasonis,Ihavenonewstosend:IshouldbeasexactasIamdevoted,ifmycorrespondencecouldbeusefuloragreeabletohim。
  "Won’tyouhavemesendyousomeBooks?IfIbestillinHollandwhenyourorderscome,Iwillobeyinamoment。IprayyoudonotforgetmetoM。deKeyserling,"——CaesarionwhomweoncehadatCirey;aheadlongduskylittlemanofwit(libraryturnedtopsy—
  turvy,asWilhelminacalledhim),whomwehaveseen。
  "Tellme,Ibeg,iftheenormousmonadofVolfius——[Wolf,wouldthereaderliketohearabouthim?Ifso,hehasonlytospeak!]
  isarguingatMarburg,atBerlin,oratHall[HALLE,whichisaverydifferentplace]。
  "Adieu,Monsieur:youcanaddressyourorderstome’AttheHague:’theywillbeforwardedwhereverIam;andIshallbe,anywhereonearth,——Yoursforever(AVOUSPOURJAMAIS)。"
  [Voltaire,lxxii。252。]
  LetterSecond,ofwhichafragmentmaybegiven,istooneCideville,amonthlater;allthemoregenuineastherewasnochanceoftheKing’shearingaboutthisone。Cideville,somekindofliteraryAdvocateatRouen(whoiswearisomelyknowntothereaderofVoltaire’sLetters),haddone,whatisratheranendemicaldisorderatthistime,someVersesfortheKingofPrussia,whichhewishedtobepresentedtohisMajesty。
  Thepresentation,owingtoaccidents,didnottakeplace;
  hearhowVoltaire,fromhiscobwebPalaceattheHague,busywithANTI—MACHIAVEL,VanDurenandmanyotherthings,——18thOctober,1740,onwhichdaywefindhimwritingmanyLetters,——explainsthesadaccident:——
  VOLTAIRETOM。DECIDEVILLE(atRouen)。
  "ATTHEHAGUE,KINGOFPRUSSIA’SPALACE,18thOctober,1740。
  "……Thisismycase,dearCideville。Whenyousentme,enclosedinyourLetter,thoseVerses(amongwhichtherearesomeofcharmingandinimitableturn)forourMarcusAureliusoftheNorth,Ididwelldesigntopaymycourttohimwiththem。HewasatthattimetohavecometoBrusselsincognito:weexpectedhimthere;buttheQuartanFever,whichunhappilyhestillhas,derangedallhisprojects。HesentmeacouriertoBrussels,"——
  markthatpoint,myCideville;——"andsoIsetouttofindhimintheneighborhoodofCleve。
  "ItwasthereIsawoneoftheamiablestmenintheworld,whoformsthecharmofsociety,whowouldbeeverywheresoughtafterifhewerenotKing;aphilosopherwithoutausterity;fullofsweetness,complaisanceandobligingways(AGREMENS);
  notrememberingthatheisKingwhenhemeetshisfriends;indeedsocompletelyforgettingitthathemademetooalmostforgetit,andIneededaneffortofmemorytorecollectthatIheresawsittingatthefootofmybedaSovereignwhohadanArmyof100,000men。ThatwasthemomenttohavereadyouramiableVersestohim:"——yes;butthen?——"MadameduChatelet,whowastohavesentthemtome,didnot,NEL’APAFAIT。"Alas,no,theyarestillatBrussels,thosecharmingVerses;andI,foramonthpast,amhereinmycobwebPalace!ButIsweartoyou,theinstantI
  returntoBrussels,I,&c。&c。[Voltaire,lxii。282。]
  Finally,hereiswhatFriedrichthoughtofit,tendaysafterpartingwithVoltaire。Wewillreadthisalso(thoughotherwiseaheadofusasyet);tobecertifiedonallsides,andsatedfortherestofourlives,concerningtheFriedrich—VoltaireFirstInterview。
  KINGFRIEDRICHTOM。JORDAN(atBerlin)。
  POTSDAM,24thSeptember,1740。
  "MostrespectableInspectorofthepoor,theinvalids,orphans,crazypeopleandBedlams,——IhavereadwithmaturemeditationtheveryprofoundJordanicLetterwhichwaswaitinghere;"——anddoacceptyourlearnedproposal。
  "IhaveseenthatVoltairewhomIwassocurioustoknow;butI
  sawhimwiththeQuartanhangingonme,andmymindasunstrungasmybody。Withmenofhiskindoneoughtnottobesick;oneoughteventobespeciallywell,andinbetterhealththancommon,ifonecould。
  "HehastheeloquenceofCicero,themildnessofPliny,thewisdomofAgrippa;hecombines,inshort,whatistobecollectedofvirtuesandtalentsfromthethreegreatestmenofAntiquity。
  Hisintellectisatworkincessantly;everydropofinkisatraitofwitfromhispen。HedeclaimedhisMAHOMETtous,anadmirableTragedywhichhehasdone,"——whichtheOfficialpeoplesmellingheresiesinit("toleration,""horrorsoffanaticism,"andthelike)willnotlethimact,asreaderstoowellknow:——"hetransportedusoutofourselves;Icouldonlyadmireandholdmytongue。TheDuChateletisluckytohavehim:forofthegoodthingsheflingsoutatrandom,apersonwhohadnofacultybutmemorymightmakeabrilliantBook。ThatMinervahasjustpublishedherWorkonPHYSICS:notwhollybad。ItwasKonig"——whomweknow,andwhoselatetempestinacertainteapot——"thatdictatedthethemetoher:shehasadjusted,ornamentedhereandtherewithsometouchpickedfromVoltaireatherSuppers。
  TheChapteronSpaceispitiable;the"——inshort,sheisstillrawinthePureSciences,andshouldhavewaited……
  "Adieu,mostlearned,mostscientific,mostprofoundJordan,——orrathermostgallant,mostamiable,mostjovialJordan;——Isalutethee,withassuranceofallthoseoldfeelingswhichthouhasttheartofinspiringineveryonethatknowsthee。VALE。
  "Iwritethemomentofmyarrival:beobligedtome,friend;forI
  havebeenworking,Iamgoingtoworkstill,likeaTurk,orlikeaJordan。"[OEuvresdeFrederic,xvii。71。]
  ThisishastilythrownoffforFriendJordan,theinstantafterhisMajesty’scircuitousreturnhome。ReaderscannotyetattendhisMajestythere,tilltheyhavebroughttheAffairofHerstal,andotherremaindersoftheCleveJourney,alongwiththem。
  ChapterV。
  AFFAIROFHERSTAL。
  ThisRambonet,whomVoltairefoundwalkinginthecourtoftheoldCastleofMoyland,isanofficialgentleman,otherwiseunknowntoHistory,whohaslatelybeenengagedinaPublicAffair;andisnowoffagainaboutit,"onahiredhack"orotherwise,——withverygoodinstructionsinhishead。Affairwhich,thoughinitselfbutsmall,isnowbeginningtomakegreatnoiseintheworld,asFriedrichwendshomewardsoutofhisCleveJourney。Hehassetitfairlyalight,Voltaireandhe,beforequittingMoyland;andnowitwillgoofitself。TheAffairofHerstal,oroftheBishopofLiege;Friedrich’sfirstappearanceonthestageofpolitics。
  Concerningwhichsomeverybriefnotice,ifintelligible,willsufficereadersofthepresentday。
  Heristal,nowcalledHerstal,wasonceaCastleknowntoallmankind;KingPipin’sCastle,whostyledhimself"PipinofHeristal,"beforehebecameKingoftheFranksandbegotCharlemagne。ItliesontheMaas,inthatfruitfulSpaCountry;
  leftbankoftheMaas,alittletothenorthofLiege;
  andprobablybeganexistenceasagranderplacethanLiege(LUTTICH),whichwas,atfirst,someMonasterydependentonsecularHerstalanditsgrandeurs:——thinkonlyhowtheracehasgonebetweenthesetwoentities;spiritualLiegenowabigCity,blackwiththesmokeofforgesandsteam—mills;HerstalaninsignificantVillage,accidentallytalkedofforafewweeksin1740,andnochanceevertobementionedagainbymen。
  Herstal,intheconfusedvicissitudesofathousandyears,hadpassedthroughvariousfortunes,andundergonechangeofownersoftenenough。FiftyyearsagoitwasinthehandsoftheNassau—
  OrangeHouse;DutchWilliam,ourEnglishProtestantKing,whoprobablyscarceknewofhispossessingit,wasLordofHerstaltillhisdeath。DutchWilliamhadnochildrentoinheritHerstal:
  hewasofkinshiptothePrussianHouse,asreadersareaware;
  andfromthatcircumstance,notwithoutagreatdealofdiscussion,anddifficult"DivisionoftheOrangeHeritage,"thisHerstalhad,atthelonglast,fallentoFriedrichWilhelm’sshare;itandNeuchatel,andtheCobwebPalace,andsomeotherplacesandpertinents。