Takingthewatersatleast,andamusinghimself。FromBrunswick,inpassing,hehadbroughtwithhimhisBrother—in—lawthereigningDuke;Rothenburgwasthere,andBrotherHenri;D’Argetexpressly;
  Flute—playerQuanzwithal,andvariousmusicalpeople:"inall,atrainofabovesixtypersons。"InoticealsothatPrinceWilhelmofHessenwasinPyrmontatthetime。Withwhom,onefancies,whatspeculationstheremightbe:AboutthelateandpresentWar—
  passages,aboutthepoorPeaceProspects;yourHessian"Siege"socalled"ofBlairinAthol"(CULLODENnowcomfortablydone),andothercognatetopics。ThatisthePyrmontJourney。
  Itisnosurprisetoustohear,inthesemonths,ofnewandcontinualattentiontoArmymatters,toHusbandrymatters;andtomakinggood,onallsides,theruinsleftbyWar。Ofrebuilding(attheroyalexpense)"thetownofSchmiedeberg,whichhadbeenburnt;"ofrebuilding,andrepairingfromtheirdamage,allSilesianvillagesanddwellings;andstillmoresatisfactory,How,"inMay,1746,therewas,ineveryCircleoftheCountry,byexactliquidationofAccounts[sorapidlygotdone],exactpaymentmadetotheindividualsconcerned,1。ofallthehay,strawandcornthathadbeendeliveredtohisMajesty’sArmies;2。ofallthehorsesthathadperishedintheKing’swork;3。ofallthehorsesstolenbytheEnemy,andofallthemoney—contributionsexactedbytheEnemy:paymentinreadycash,andaccordingtotherulesofjustice(BAARUNDBILLIGMASSIG),byhisMajesty。"[Seyfarth,ii。
  22,23。]
  ItwasfromPyrmont,May,1746,——ormoredefinitely,itwas"atPotsdamearlyinthemorning,15thSeptember,"following,——thatFriedrichlaunched,orshotforthfromitsmoorings,aftermuchpreviousattemptingandpreparing,averygreatEnterprise;
  whichhehasneverlostsightofsincethedayhebeganreigning,norwilltillhisreignandlifeend:theactualReformofLawinPrussia。"May12th,1746,"Friedrich,ontheroadtoPyrmont,answershisChiefLaw—MinisterCocceji’sREPORTOFPRACTICALPLAN
  onthismatter:"Yes;looksveryhopeful!"——andtookitwithhimtoconsideratPyrmont,duringhisleisure。Muchconsideringofit,thenandafterwards,therewas。Andfinally,September15th,earlyinthemorning,CoccejihadanInterviewwithFriedrich;andthedecisivefiatwasgiven:"Yes;startonit,inGod’sname!
  Pommern,whichtheycallthePROVINCIALITIGIOSA;tryittherefirst!"[Ranke,ii。392。]AndCocceji,avigorousoldmanofsixty—
  seven,oneofthemostlearnedofLawyers,andaveryHerculesincleaningLaw—Stables,has,onFriedrich’surgencies,——whichhavebeenrepeatedoneverybreathing—timeofPeacetherehasbeen,andevensometimesinthemiddleofWar(lastJanuary,1745,forexample;andagain,expressOrder,January,1746,afortnightafterPeacewassigned),——actuallygothimselfgirtforthissalutarywork。"Washmeoutthathorrorofaccumulation,letusseetheoldPavementsoftheplaceagain。EveryLawsuittobefinishedwithintheYear!"
  Cocceji,whohadbeenmeditatingsuchmattersforagreatwhile,["1stMarch,1738,"FriedrichWilhelm’s"Edict"onLawReform:
  Coccejiready,atthattime;——buthisthenMajestyforbore。]andwashimselfeagertoproceed,inspiteofconsiderablewiggedoppositionsandsecretreluctancesthattherewere,didnow,onthatfiatofSeptember15th,gethisSelectCommissionofSixriddledtogetherandadjoinedtohim,——thelikeliestSixthatPrussia,inherdifferentProvinces,couldyield;——andgottheSTANDEofPommern,afterduecommitteeinganddeliberating,toconsentandpromisehelp。December31st,1746,wasthedaytheSTANDEconsented:andJanuary10th,1747,CoccejiandhisSixsetoutforPommern。OnalongishEnterprise,inthatProvinceandtheothers;——ofwhichweshallhavetotakenotice,andgiveatleastthedatesastheyoccur。
  TosweepoutpettifoggingAttorneys,cancelimproperAdvocates,toregulateFees;towar,inacalmbutdeadlymanner,againstpedantries,circumlocutionsandthemultipliedformsofstupidity,cupidityandhumanowleryinthisdepartment;——and,onthewhole,torealizefromeveryCourt,nowandonwards,"AdecisiontoallLawsuitswithinaYearaftertheirbeginning。"Thislatterresult,Friedrichthinks,willitselfbehighlybeneficial;andbethesignofallmannerofimprovements。AndCocceji,scanningitwiththosepotentlaw—eyesofhis,venturestoassurehimthatitwillbepossible。As,infact,itproved;——honortoCoccejiandhisKing,andKing’sFatherwithal。"SamuelvonCocceji[saysanoldNote],sonofaLawProfessor,andhimselfoncesuch,——waspickedupbyFriedrichWilhelm,fortheOfficialcareer,manyyearsago。Amanofwholesome,bynomeansweaklyaspect,——tojudgebyhisPortrait,whichisthechief’Biography’Ihaveofhim。Potenteyesandeyebrows,dittobluntnose;honest,almostcarelesslips,anddeepchinwelldewlapped:extensivepenetrativeface,notpinceredtogether,butpotentlyfallenclosed;——comfortabletosee,inawigofsuchmagnitude。Friedrich,ajudgeofmen,callshim’amanofsterlingcharacter(CARACTEREINTEGREETDROIT),whosequalitieswouldhavesuitedthenobletimesoftheRomanRepublic。’"
  [OEuvres,iv。2。]HehashisHerculeanbattle,hisMasterandhehave,withtheOwleriesandthevulturousLaw—Pedantries,——whichIalwaysloveFriedrichfordetestingashedoes:——and,duringthenextfiveyears,theworldwillhearoftenofCocceji,andofthisPrussianLaw—ReformbyFriedrichandhim。
  HisMajesty’sexertionstomakePeacewerenotsuccessful;
  whatdoeslieinhispoweris,tokeepoutofthequarrelhimself。
  Itappearsgreathopeswereentertained,bysomeinEngland,ofgainingFriedrichover;ofmakinghimSupremeCaptaintotheCauseofLiberty。Andprospectswereheldouttohim,quasi—offersmade,ofareallymagnificentnature,——undeniable,thoughobscure。
  HerrRankehasbeenamongtheArchivesagain;andcomesoutwithfractionalsnatchesofaverystrange"PaperfromEngland;"
  capriciouslyhidingalldetailsaboutit,allintelligibleexplanation:sothatyouinvainask,"Where,When,How,Bywhom?"
  ——andcanonlyguesstoyourselfthatCarteretwassomehowatthebottomofthething;AUTCARTERETUSAUTDIABOLUS。"WhatwouldyourMajestythinktobeelectedStadtholderofHolland?WithoutaStadtholder,theseDutchareworthnothing;nothoistable,norofusewhenhoisted,allpalaveringandpullingdifferentways。
  MusthaveaStadtholder;andonethatstandsfirmonsomebasisofhisown。StadtholderofHolland,KingofPrussia,——youthen,insuchposition,takethereinsofthispoorflounderingEnglish—
  DutchGermanicAnti—FrenchWar,you;anddriveitinthestyleyouhave。ConquerbacktheNetherlandstous;FrenchNetherlandsaswell。FrenchandAustrianNetherlandstogether,yoursinperpetuity;DutchStadtholderateasgoodasditto:this,withPrussiaanditsfightingcapabilities,willbeapleasantProtestantthing。AustriacareslittleabouttheNetherlands,incomparison。Austria,gettingbackitsLorraineandAlsace,willbecontent,willbestrongonitsfeet。WhatifitshouldevenloseItaly?France,Spain,Sardinia,theItalianPettyPrincipalitiesandAnarchies:supposetheytugandtussle,andcollapsethereastheycan?ButletFrancetrytolookacrosstheRhineagain;andtothreatenTeutschland,England,andtheCauseofHumanLibertytemporalorspiritual!"
  ThisisauthenticallythepurportofHerrRanke’sextraordinaryDocument;[Ranke,iii。359。]guessableasduetoCARTERETUSorDIABOLUS。Hereisanoutlook;hereisacareerasConqueringHero,ifthatwereone’sline!Averymagnificentground—plan;hunguptokindlethefancyofayoungKing,——whoisfartooprudenttogointoitatall。Moredefinitequasi—officialoffers,itseems,weremadehimfromthesamequarter:Subsidiestobeginwith,suchsubsidiesasnobodyeverhadbefore;say1,000,000poundssterlingbytheYear。TowhichFriedrichanswered,"Subsidies,yourExcellency?"(AreWeaHackney—Coachman,then?)——and,withmuchcontempt,turnedhisbackonthatoffer。Nofightingtobehad,bypurchaseorseduction,outofthisyoungman。WillnotplaytheConqueringHeroatall,northeHackney—Coachmanatall;
  hasdecided"nottofightacat"ifletalone;buttodoandendeavoraquiteothersetofthings,fortherestofhislife。
  Friedrich,readerscanobserve,isnotupliftedwithhisgreatness。
  Hehasbeentoomuchbeatenandbruisedtobeanythingbutmodestlythankfulforgettingoutofsuchadeadlyclashofchaoticswords。
  Seemstohavelittleprideeveninhis"FiveVictories;"orhidesitwell。Talksnotovermuchaboutthesethings;talksofthem,sofaraswecanhear,withhisoldcomradesonly,inpraiseofTHEIR
  prowesses;asasimplehumanbeing,notasasupremeofcaptains;
  andattimesacknowledges,inafinesincereway,theomnipotenceofLuckinmattersofWar。
  Oneofthemostcharacteristictraits,extensivelysymbolicalofFriedrich’sintentionsandoutlooksatthisEpoch,ishisinstallingofhimselfinthelittleDwelling—House,whichhassincebecomesocelebratedunderthenameofSans—Souci。TheplanofSans—Souci——anelegantcommodiouslittle"CountryBox,"quiteofmodestpretensions,onestoryhigh;onthepleasantHill—topnearPotsdam,withotherlittlegreenHills,andpleasantviewsoflandandwater,allround——hadbeensketchedinpartbyFriedrichhimself;andthediggingsandterracingsoftheHill—sidewerejustbeginning,whenhequittedfortheLastWar。"April14th,1745,"
  whilehelayinthoseperilousenigmaticcircumstancesatNeissewithPandoursanddevouringbugbearsroundhim,"thefoundation—
  stonewaslaid"(Knobelsdorfbeingarchitect,oncemore,asintheoldReinsbergcase):andthework,whichhadbeensteadilyproceedingwhiletheMasterstruggledinthosedangerousbattlesandadventuresfarawayfromit,wasingoodforwardnessathisreturn。Anobjectofcheerfulinteresttohim;propheticofcalmeryearsahead。
  ItwasnottillMay,1747,thattheformaloccupationtookplace:
  "Mayday,1747,"hehadagrandHouse—heating,or"FirstDinner,of200covers:andMay19th—20thwasthefirstnightofhissleepingthere。"ForthenextFortyYears,especiallyasyearsadvanced,hespentthemostofhisdaysandnightsinthislittleMansion;
  whichbecamemoreandmorehisfavoriteretreat,wheneverthenoisesandscenicetiquetteswerenotinexorable。"SANS—SOUCI;"
  whichwemaytranslate"No—Bother。"Abusyplacethistoo,butofthequietkind;andmoreahometohimthananyoftheThreefinePalaces(ultimatelyFour),whichlayalwayswaitingforhimintheneighborhood。BerlinandCharlottenburgareabouttwentymilesoff;
  Potsdam,which,liketheothertwo,isratherconsummateamongPalaces,liesleftwiseinfrontofhimwithinashortmile。Andatlength,toRIGHThand,inasimilardistanceanddirection,camethe"NEUESCHLOSS"(NewPalaceofPotsdam),calledalsothe"PALACE
  ofSans—Souci,"indistinctionfromtheDwelling—House,orasitwereGarden—House,whichmadethatnamesofamous。
  CertainlyitisasignificantfeatureofFriedrich;anddisclosestheinbornproclivityhehadtoretirement,tostudyandreflection,asthechosenelementofhumanlife。WhyhefelluponsoambitiousatitleforhisRoyalCottage?"No—Bother"wasnotpracticallyathinghe,ofallmen,couldconsiderpossibleinthisworld:attheutmostperhaps,bygoodcare,"LESS—Bother"!
  Thename,itappears,camebyaccident。HehadpreparedhisTomb,andvariousTombs,intheskirtsofthisnewCottage:lookingatthese,asthebuildingofthemwenton,hewasheardtosay,oneday(Spring1746),D’Argensstrollingbesidehim:"OUI,ALORSJE
  SERAISANSSOUCI(OnceTHERE,onewillbeoutofbother)!"Asayingwhichwasrumoredof,andrepeatedinsociety,beingbysuchaman。
  Outofwhichrumorinsociety,andtheevidentaimoftheCottageRoyal,therewasgraduallyborn,asVenusfromthefrothofthesea,thisname,"Sans—Souci;"——whichFriedrichadopted;and,beforetheYearwasout,hadputuponhislintelingoldletters。Sothat,by"Mayday,1747,"thenamewasinallmen’smemories;andhascontinuedeversince。[Preuss,i。268,&c。;Nicolai,iii。1200。]
  TouristsknowthisCottageRoyal:Friedrich’s"ThreeRoomsinit;
  oneofthemaLibrary;inanother,alittleAlcovewithanironBed"(iron,withoutcurtains;oldsoftenedHATtheusualroyalnightcap)——altogetherasoldier’slodging:——allthisstillstandsasitdid。Cheerfullylookingdownonitsgarden—terraces,stairs,Greekstatues,andagainstthefreesky:——perhapswemayvisititintimecoming,andtakeamorespecialview。IntheYearsnowonhand,Friedrich,Ithink,didnotmuchpracticallylivethere,onlyshiftedthithernowandthen。HischiefresidenceisstillPotsdamPalace;andinCarnivaltime,thatofBerlin;withCharlottenburgforoccasionalfestivities,especiallyinsummer,thegardenstherebeingfine。
  ThisofSans—SouciisbutportionofawiderTendency,widersetofendeavorsonFriedrich’spart,whichreturnsuponhimnowthatPeacehasreturned:ThatofimprovinghisownDomesticities,whilehelaborsatsomanypublicimprovements。Gazinglongonthatsimmering"TyphoonofMarine—stores"abovementioned,wedotraceThreegreatHeadsofEndeavorinthisPeacePeriod。FIRST,theReformofLaw;which,asabovehinted,isnowearnestlypushedforwardagain,andwasbroughttowhatwasthoughtcompletionbeforelong。Withmuchrumorofapplausefromcontemporarymankind。
  Concerningwhichwearetogivesomeindications,wereitonlydatesintheirorder:though,astheaffairturnedoutnottobecompleted,buthadtobetakenupagainlongafter,andisanaffairlyingwideofBritishken,——thereneednot,andindeedcannot,bemuchsaidofitjustnow。SECONDLY,thereiseagerFurtheringoftheHusbandries,theCommerces,PracticalArts,——
  especiallyatpresent,thatofForeignCommerce,andShippingfromthePortofEmbden。Whichshallhaveduenotice。AndTHIRDLY,whatmustbeourmaintopichere,thereisthatofImprovingtheDomesticities,theHouseholdEnjoymentssuchastheywere;——
  especiallydefinableasRenewaloftheoldReinsbergProgram;
  attemptmorestrenuousthanevertorealizethatbeautifulideal。
  Which,andthetotalfailureofwhich,andtheconsequentquasi—
  abandonmentofitfortimecoming,arestill,intrinsicallyandbyaccident,ofconsiderableinteresttomodernreaders。
  Curious,andinsomesorttouching,toobservehowthatoldoriginalLife—Programstillre—emergesonthisKing:"Somethingofmelodiouspossibleinone’spoorlife,isnotthere?ALifetothePracticalDuties,yes;buttotheMusesaswell!"——OfFriedrich’ssuccessinhisLaw—Reforms,inhisHusbandries,CommercesandFurtherances,conspicuouslygreatasitwas,thereisnopossibilityofmakingcarelessreaderscognizantatthisday。
  Onlybythegreatresults——a"PrussiaQUADRUPLED"inhistime,andthelike——canstudiousreadersconvincethemselves,inacoldandmerelystatisticway。ButinrespectofLifetotheMuses,wehavehappilythemeansofshowingthatinactualvitality;inpracticalstruggletowardsfulfillment,——andhowextremelydisappointingtheresultwas。Inaword,VoltairepayshisFifthandfinalVisitinthisPeriod;theVoltairemattercomestoitsconsummation。Tothat,astooneofthefewthingswhichareperfectlyknowableinthisPeriodofTEN—YEARSPEACE,andinwhichmankindstilltakeinterest,wepurposemostlytodevoteourselveshere。
  TenyearsofagreatKing’slife,tenbusyyearstoo;andnothingvisibleinthem,ofmainsignificance,butacrashofAuthor’sQuarrels,andtheCrowningVisitofVoltaire?Trulyyes,reader;
  soithasbeenordered。Innumerablehigh—dressedgentlemen,godsofthislowerworld,aregonealltoinorganicpowder,nocomfortableorprofitablememorytobeheldofthemmore;andthispoorVoltaire,withoutimplementexceptthetongueandbrainofhim,——heisstillashiningobjecttoallthepopulations;andtheysayandsymboltome,"Tellusofhim!Heistheman!"Verystrangeindeed。
  Changedtimessince,fordogsbarkingattheheelsofhim,andlionsroaringahead,——forAssesofMirepoix,forfoulcreaturesinhighdizenment,andfoulcreatureswhowerehungryvaletsofthesame,——thismancouldhardlygetthehighwayswalked!Andindeedhadtokeephiseyeswellopen,andalwayshavecovertwithinreach,——underpainofbeingtorntopieces,whilehewentaboutintheflesh,orratherinthebones,poorleanbeing。Changedtimes;
  withintheCenturylastpast!Forindeedtherewasinthatmanwhatfartranscendsalldizenment,andtemporarypotencyovervalets,overlegions,treasure—vaultsanddimmillionsmostlyblockhead:
  asparkofHeaven’sownlucency,agleamfromtheEternities(insmallmeasure);——whichbecomesextremelynoticeablewhentheDanceisover,whenyourtallow—dipsandwax—lightsareburntout,andthebrawlofthenightisgonetobed。
  ChapterII。
  PEEPATVOLTAIREANDHISDIVINEEMILIE(BYCANDLELIGHT)
  INTHETIDEOFEVENTS。
  PublicEuropeanaffairsrequirelittleremembrance;theWarburningwelltoleewardofushenceforth。Ahugeworldofsmokychaos;thespecialfiresofit,iftherebeanythingoffire,areallthemoreclearfarinthedistance。Ofwhichsort,andofwhichonly,thereaderistohavenotice。MarechaldeSaxe——KingLouisoftenestpersonallythere,togivehisnameandcountenancetothingsdone——isverygloriousintheNetherlands;captures,sometimesbysurprisal,placeafterplace(beautifulsurprisalofBrusselslastwinter);withsiegesofAntwerp,Mons,Charleroi,victoriouslyfollowinguponBrussels:and,beforetheendof1746,heiscloseuponHollanditself;intentonhavingNamurandMaestricht;
  forwhichthepoorSea—Powers,withahandfulofAustrians,fighttwoBattles,andareagainbeatenbothtimes。[1。BattleofRoucoux,11thOctober,1746;PrinceKarlcommanding,Englishtakingmainlythestressoffight;——SaxehavingalreadyoutwittedpoorKarl,andgotNamur。2。BattleofLawfelt,orLauffeld,calledalsoofVAL,2dJuly,1747;RoyalHighnessofCumberlandcommanding(andtakingmostofthestress;Ligoniermadeprisoner,&c。),——Dutchfightingill,andBathyaniandhisAustrianshardlyinthefireatall。]Aglorious,ever—victoriousMarechal;andhasanArmyvery"high—toned,"inmorethanonesense:indeed,Ithink,oneoftheloudest—tonedArmieseveronthefieldbefore。Loudnotwithwell—
  servedArtilleryalone,butwithplay—actorThunder—barrels(alwaysanitinerantTheatreattends),withgasconadingtalk,withorgies,debaucheries,——busyserviceoftheDevil,ANDpleasantconsciousnessthatweareHeaven’smasterpiece,andareinperfectreadinesstodieatanymoment;——ourELASTICITYandagility("ELAN"
  aswecallit)wellkeptup,inthatmanner,forthetimebeing。
  HungarianMajesty,contrarytohope,neglectstheNetherlands,"HollandandEngland,fortheirownsake,willmanagethere!"——anddirectsallherresources,andherlatelyAnti—PrussianArmies(GeneralBrowneleadingthem)uponItaly,asuponthegrandinterestnow。LittletothecomfortoftheSea—Powers。
  ButHungarianMajestyisdecidedtocutinupontheFrenchandSpaniards,inthatfineCountry,——whohadbeentriumphingtoomuchoflate;MailleboisandSenordeGagesdoingtheirmutualexploits(thoughgiventoquarrel);DonPhilipwinteringinMilaneven(1745—1746);andtheKingofSardiniagettingintoFrenchcoursesagain。
  StrongcutsherHungarianMajestydoesinflict,ontheItalianside;tumblesInfantPhilipoutofMilanandhisCarnivalgayeties,inplentyofhurry;besiegesGenoa,MarquisBottad’Adorno(ouroldacquaintanceBotta)hersiege—captain,anativeofthisregion;
  bringsbackthewaveringSardinianMajesty;capturesGenoa,andmuchelse。CapturesGenoa,wesay,——hadnotBottabeentoorigorousonhiscountrymen,andprovokedarevoltagain,RevoltofGenoa,whichproveddifficulttosettle。Infine,HungarianMajestyhas,inthecourseofthisyear1746,withaidofthereconfirmedSardinianMajesty,satisfactorilybeatentheFrenchandSpaniards。
  Has——aftertwomurderousBattlesgainedovertheMaillebois—Gagespeople——drivenbothFrenchandSpaniardsintocorners,MailleboisaltogetherhomeagainacrosstheVar;——nayhasdescendedinactualInvasionuponFranceitself。And,beforeNew—year’sday,1747,GeneralBrowneisbusybesiegingAntibes,aidedbyEnglishSeventy—
  fours;sothat"sixtyFrenchBattalions"havetohurryhome,fromwinter—quarters,towardsthoseProvencalCountries;andMarechaldeBelleisle,whocommandsthere,hashishandsfull。TriumphantenoughherHungarianMajesty,inItaly;whileintheNetherlands,thepoorSea—PowershavemetwithnoencouragementfromtheFatesorher。["BattleofPiacenza"(PrinceLichtenstein,withwhomisBrowne,VERSUSGagesandMaillebois),16thJune,1746(ADELUNG,v。427);"BattleofRottofreddo"(BottachiefAustrianthere,andouroldfriendBarenklaugettingkilledthere),12thAugust,1746
  (IB。462);whereupon,7thSEPTEMBER,Genoa(whichhaddeclareditselfAnti—Austrianlatterly,notwithoutcause,andbroughtthetugofWarintothoseparts)iscoercedbyBottatoopenitsgates,ongrievousterms(IB。484—489);sothat,NOVEMBER30th,Browne,noBourbonArmynowonthefield,entersProvence(crossestheVar,thatday),andtriesAntibes:5th—11thDECEMBER,PopularRevoltinGenoa,andExpulsionofproudBottaandhisAustrians(IB。518—523);uponwhichsurprisingevent(whichcouldnotbemendedduringtheremainderoftheWar),Browne’senterprisebecameimpossible。SeeBuonamici,HistoiredeladerniereRevolutiondeGenes;Adelung,v。516;vi。31,&c。&c。]
  Allwhichthereadermaykeepimaginingathisconvenience;——butwillbegladrather,forthepresent,togowithusforanactuallookatM。deVoltaireandthedivineEmilie,whomwehavenotseenforalongtime。Notmuchhashappenedintheinterim;oneortwothingsonlywhichitcanconcernustoknow;——scatteredfragmentsofmemorial,onthewaythusfar:——
  1。M。DEVOLTAIREHAS,IN1745,MADEWAYATCOURT。DivineEmiliepickedupherVoltairefromthatfineDiplomaticcourse,andwenthomewithhimoutofoursight,intheendof1743;theDiplomaticcareergraduallydeclaringitselfbarredtohimthenceforth。
  Sincewhich,nevertheless,hehashadhissuccessesotherwise,especiallyinhisoldLiterarycourse:onthewhole,brightersunshinethanusual,thoughneverwithouttempestuouscloudsattending。Goesabout,withhisdivineEmilie,nowwearingbrownerandleaner,bothofthem;andtakesthegoodandeviloflife,mostlyinaquietmanner;sensiblethatafternooniscome。
  Thethrice—famousPompadour,whohadbeenknowntohimintheChrysalisstate,didnotforgethimonbecomingHead—ButterflyoftheUniverse。Byherhelp,onelongwishofhissoulwasgratified,anddidnothungerorthirstanymore。SomeuncertainfootingatCourt,namely,wasatlengthvouchsafedhim:——uncertain;fortheMostChristianMajestyalwaysrathershudderedunderthosecarbuncleeyes,underthatvoice"sombreandmajestious,"withsuchturnslyinginit:——someuncertainfootingatCourt;andfromthebeginningof1745,hisluck,intheCourtspheres,begantomountinawonderfulandworld—evidentmanner。Ongroundstragicallysilly,ashethoughtthem。OntheDauphin’sWedding,——aTermagant’sInfantacominghitherasDauphiness,atthistime,——thereneededtobeCourt—shows,Dramaticules,Transparencies,FeastsofLanterns,orIknownotwhat。Voltairewasthechosenman;VoltaireandRameau(readershaveheardofRAMEAU’SNEPHEW,andmusicalreadersstillesteemRameau)didtheirfeat;wemaythinkwithwhatperfection,withwhatsplendorofreward。Alas,andthefeatdonewas,tooneoftheparties,sounspeakablycontemptible!
  VoltairepensivelysurveyingLife,brushesthesoundingstrings;
  andhumstohimself,thecarbuncleeyescarryinginthemalmostsomethingofwet:——
  "MONHenriQuatreETMAZaire,ETMONAMERICAINAlzire,NEM’ONTVALUJAMAISUNSEULREGARDDUROI;
  J’AVAISMILLEENNEMISAVECTRESPEUDEGLOIRE:
  LESHONNEURSETLESBIENSPLEUVENTENFINSURMOI
  POURUNFARCEDELAFOIRE。"
  ["MyHENRIQUATRE,myZAIRE,myALZIRE[highworksverymany],couldneverpurchasemeasingleglanceoftheKing;Ihadmultitudesofenemies,andverylittlefame:——honorsandrichesrainonme,atlast,foraFarceoftheFair"(OEuvres,ii。151)。
  The"Farce"(whichbynomeansCALLEDitselfsuch)wasPRINCESSEDE
  NAVARRE(OEuvres,lxxiii。251):firstacted23dFebruary,1745,DayoftheWedding。GentlemanshipoftheChamberthereupon(whichVoltaire,bypermission,sold,shortlyafter,for2,500pounds,withtitlesretained),andappointmentasHistoriographerRoyal。PoorDauphinessdidnotlivelong;LouisXVI。’sMotherwasaSECONDWife,Saxon—PolishMajesty’sDaughter。]
  Yes,myfriend;itisaconsiderableass,thisworld;bynomeansthePerfectlyWiseputatthetopofit(asonecouldwish),andthePerfectlyFoolishatthebottom。Witness——nay,witnessPsychePompadourherself,isnotsheanemblem!Takeyourluckwithoutcriticism;luckgoodandbadvisitsall。
  2。ANDGOTINTOTHEACADEMYNEXTYEAR,INCONSEQUENCE。In1746,theAcademyitself,Pompadourfavoring,ismadewilling;VoltaireseeshimselfamongtheForty:soul,onthatsidetoo,beatease,andhungernotnorthirstanymore。["May9th,1746,VoltaireisreceivedattheAcademy;andmakesaveryfineDiscourse"(BARBIER,ii。488)。OEuvresdeVoltaire,lxxiii。355,385,andi。97。]ThishighestoffelicitiescouldnotbeachievedwithoutanuglyaccompanimentfromthesurroundingPopulace。
  Desfontainesisdead,safedowninSodom;butwantsnotforasuccessor,forawholeDoggeryofsuch。Whoareallawake,andgivingtongueonthisoccasion。ThereisM。Roithe"Poet,"ashewasthenreckoned;jinglingRoi,whoconcoctssatiricalcalumnies;
  whocollectsoldones,reprintsthesame,——andsendsTravenol,anOpera—Fiddler,tovendthem。FromwhichsprangaLawsuit,PROCES—
  TRAVENOL,offamousmelancholysort。AsVoltairehadratherthehabitofsuchsadmelancholyLawsuits,wewillpauseonthisofTravenolforamoment:——
  3。SUMMARYOFTRAVENOLLAWSUIT。"Monday,9thMay,1746,wastheDayorreceptionattheAcademy;receptionandfruition,thrice—savorytoVoltaire。ButwhatanexplosionoftheDoggeries,before,duringandafterthatevent!Voltairehadtriedtobeprudent,too。HehadbeencorrespondingwithPopes,withCardinals;and,inafinefrank—lookingway,capturingtheirsuffrages:——notbylying,whichingeneralhewishestoavoid,butbyspeakinghalfthetruth;
  inshort,byadvancing,inadexterous,diplomaticway,theunclovenfoot,inthoseVaticanprecincts。AndhadgottheHolyFather’sownsuffrageforMAHOMET(thinkofthat,youAssofMirepoix!),amongothercasesthatmightrise。WhenthisseatamongtheFortyfellvacant,hisveryfirstmeasure——markit,Orthodoxreader——wasaLettertotheChiefJesuit,FatherLatour,Headofone’soldCollegeofLouisleGrand。ALetteroffinefilialtenor:
  ’MyexcellentoldSchoolmasters,towhomIoweeverything;
  therepresentativesoflearning,ofdecorum,offrugalityandmodesthumanvirtue:——inwhatcontrasttotheobscureDoggeriespoachingaboutinthestreet—gutters,andflyingatthepeaceablepassenger!’[InVoltairiana,ouElogesAmphigouriques,&c。(Paris,1748),i。150—160,theLETTERitself,"Paris,7thFebruary,1746;"omitted(withoutneedorrealcauseonanyside)inthecommonCollectionsofOEuvresdeVoltaire。]WhichcaptivatedFatherLatour;andmadematterssmoothonthatside;sothateventheANCIENDEMIREPOIX
  saidnothing,thistime:Whatcouldhesay?Noclovenfootvisible,andtheAuthoritiesstrong。
  "VoltairehadstartedasCandidatewiththesejudiciouspreliminaries。Voltairewaselected,aswesaw;fineDiscourse,9thMay;andontheOfficialsideallthingscomfortable。But,inthemeanwhile,theDoggeries,asnatural,seeingthethingnowlikely,hadrisentoanever—imaginedpitch;andhadfilledParis,and,toVoltaire’sexcruciatedsense,theUniverse,withtheirhowlingsandtheirhyena—laughter,withtheirpasquils,satires,oldandnew。SothatVoltairecouldnotstandit;and,inevilhour,rusheddownstairsuponthem;seizedonepoordog,Travenol,unknowntohimasFiddlerorotherwise;pinionedDogTravenol,withpincers,bytheears,himforone;——properPolice—pincers,forwearenowwellatCourt;——andhadamomentaryjoy!And,alas,thiswasnottherightdog;this,wesay,wasTravenolaFiddlerattheOpera,who,exceptthestreet—noises,knewnothingofVoltaire;
  muchlesshadtheleastpiqueathim;buthadtakentohawkingcertainPasquils(JinglerRoi’sCOLLECTION,itappears),toturnadesirablepennybythem。
  "AndmistakesweremadeintheAffairTravenol,——oldFATHER
  Travenolhaledtoprison,insteadofSon,——bytheLieutenantofPoliceandhispeople。AndVoltairetookthehigh—handmethod(beingwellatCourt):——andthereuponhungryAdvocatestookupDogTravenolandhispinceredears:’SereneJudgesoftheChatelet,MostChristianPopulaceofParis,didyoueverseeaDogsopinceredbyanAcademicalGentlemanbefore,merelyforbeinghungry?’AndVoltaire,gettingmadderandmadder,appealedtotheAcademy(whichwouldnotinterfere);filedCriminalInformations;
  appealedtotheChatelet,totheCourtsaboveandtotheCourtsbelow;and,foralmostayear,therewentonthe’PROCES—TRAVENOL:’
  [AboutMayday,1746,SeizureofTravenol;PleadingsareinvigorAugust,1746;notdoneApril,1747。InVoltairiana,ii。141—206,Pleadings,&c。,copiouslygiven;andmostoftheoriginalLibels,indifferentpartsofthatsadBook(compiledbyTravenol’sAdvocate,averysadfellowhimself):seealsoOEuvresdeVoltaire,lxxiii。355n。,385n。;
  IB。i。97;BARBIER,ii。487。Allinaveryjumbled,dateless,vagueandincorrectcondition。]OlympianJoveindistressedcircumstancesVERSUSahungryDogwhohadeatendirtypuddings。Paris,inallitsSaloonsandLiteraryCoffee—houses(figuretheANTREDEPROCOPE,onPublicationnights!),had,monthlyorso,theexquisitemalignbanquet;andgrinnedovertheLawPleadings:whatMagazineSerialofourdaycanbesointerestingtotheemptiestmind!
  "Lasted,Ifind,foraboveayear。FromSpring,1746,tilltowardsAutumn,1747:Voltaire’sfeelingsbeing——Haha,soexquisite,allthewhile!——Well,reader,Icanjudgehowamusingitwastohighandlow。AndyetPhoebusApollogoingaboutasmereCowherdofAdmetus,andexposedtoamusethepopulacebyhisduelswithdogsthathavebittenhim?ItiscertainVoltairewasafool,nottobemorecautiousofgettingintogutter—quarrels;nottohaveathickerskin,infact。"
  PROCES—TRAVENOLescortingone’sTriumphalEntry;whatanadjunct!
  Alwaysso:alwaysinyourutmostradianceofsunshineashadow;
  andinyoursoftestoutburstofLydianorSpheralsymphoniessomethingofeatingCare!Thentoo,intheCourt—circleitself,"isTrajanpleased,"orareallthingswell?Readershaveheardofthat"TRAJANEST—ILCONTENT?"ItoccurredWinter,1745(27thNovember,1745,adateworthmarking),whilethingswerestillintheflushofearlyhope。Thatevening,ourTEMPLEDELAGLOIRE(TempleofGlory)hadjustbeenactedforthefirsttime,inhonorofhimwemaycall"Trajan,"returningfroma"FontenoyandSevenCitiescaptured:"[Sevenofthem;oreveneightofakind:Tournay,Ghent,Bruges,Nieuport,Dendermond,Ath,Ostend;andnothinglostbutCapeBretonandone’sCodfishery。]——
  "Reviens,divinTrajan,vainqueurdouxetterrible;
  Lemondeestmonrival,touslescoeurssontatoi;
  Maisest—iluncoeurplussensible,Etquit’adoreplusquemoi?"
  [TEMPLEDELAGLOIRE,Acteiv。(OEuvres,
  xii。328)。]
  "Return,divineTrajan,conquerorsweetandterrible;
  Theworldismyrival,allheartsarethine;
  Butisthereaheartmoreloving,OrthatadorestheemorethanI?"
  AnallegoricDramaticPiece;naturallyveryadmirableatVersailles。IssuingradiantfromFalloftheCurtain,VoltairehadthefartherhonortoseehisMajestypassout;MajestyescortedbyRichelieu,one’soldfriendinasense:"IsTrajanpleased?"
  whisperedVoltairetohisRichelieu;overheardbyTrajan,——whoansweredinwordsnothing,butinavisibleglanceoftheeyesdidanswer,"ImpertinentLackey!"——Trajanbeingamanunreadywithspeech;anddislikingtroublewiththepeoplewhomhepaidforkeepinghisbootsinpolish。OmywingedVoltaire,towhatdunghillBubbly—Jocks(COQSD’INDE)youdostoopwithhomage,constrainedbytheirappearanceofmeresize!——
  EvidentlynoperfectfootingatCourt,afterall。AndthenthePompadour,couldshe,Head—ButterflyoftheUniverse,beananchorthatwouldhold,ifgalesrose?Rathersheisherselfsomewhatofagale,ofacontinualliabilitytogales;unstableasthewind!
  Voltairedidhisbesttobeuseful,asCourtPoet,asdirectorofPrivateTheatricals;——aboveall,tosoothe,toflatterPompadour;
  andneverneglectedthisevidentduty。But,bydegrees,theenviousLackey—peoplemadecabals;turnedtheDivineButterflyintocomparativeindifferenceforVoltaire;intopreferenceofaCrebillon’spoorfadedPieces:"Suitablerthese,Madame,forthePrivateTheatricalsofaMostChristianMajesty。"Thinkwhatastab;cruelerthandaggersthroughone’sheart:"Crebillon?"
  M。deVoltairesaidnothing;lookednothing,inthosesacredcircles;andneverceasedoutwardlyhisworship,andassiduoustuning,ofthePompadour:buthefelt——asonlyPhoebusApollointhelikecasecan!"Away!"growledhetohimself,whenthisatrocityhadculminated。And,ineffect,is,sincetheendof1746
  orso,prettymuchwithdrawnfromtheVersaillesOlympus;andhasset,privatelyinthedistance(nowatCirey,nowatParis,inourPETITPALAISthere),withhiswholewillandfire,todoCrebillon’sdeadDramasintolivingouesofhisown。DeadCATILINA
  ofCrebillonintoROMESAUVEEofVoltaire,andtheothersamplesofdeadintoliving,——thatstupidoldCrebillonhimselfandthewholeUniversemayjudge,andevenPompadourfeelaremorse!——Readersshallfancythesethings;andthattheworldiscomingbacktoitsoldpoordrabcolorwithM。deVoltaire;hisdivineEmilieandherubbingalongontheoldconfusedterms。Oneface—to—facepeepofthemreadersshallnowhave;andthatistobeenough,ormorethanenough:——
  VOLTAIREANDTHEDIVINEEMILIEAPPEARSUDDENLY,ONENIGHT,ATSCEAUX。
  AboutthemiddleofAugust,1747,KingFriedrich,Ifind,wasathome;——notinhisnewSANS—SOUCIbyanymeans,butrunningtoandfro;busywithhisMusterings,"grandreview,andmimicattackonBornstadt,nearBerlin;"INVALIDEN—HAUS(MilitaryHospital)gettingbuilt;SilesianReviewsjustahead;and,forthepresent,muchfestivityandmovingabout,toCharlottenburg,toBerlinandthedifferentPalaces;Wilhelmina,"August15th,"havingcometoseehim;ofwhichfinevisit,especiallyofWilhelmina’sthoughtsonit,——whyhavetheenviousFatesleftusnothing!
  WhileallthisisastirinBerlinandneighborhood,thereis,amongtheinnumerableothervisitsinthisworld,onegoingonnearParis,intheMansionorPalaceofSceaux,whichhasbychancebecomememorable。AvisitbyVoltaireandhisdivineEmilie,directfromParis,Isuppose,andratheronthesudden。WhichhashadthelucktohaveaLETTERwrittenonit,byoneofthoserarecreatures,aseeingWitness,whocanmakeothersseeandbelieve。
  TheseeingWitnessislittleMadamedeStaal(bynomeansNecker’sDaughter,butamuchcleverer),knownasoneofthesharpestfemaleheads;shefromthespotreportsittoMadameduDeffand,whoalsoisknowntoreaders。Thereissuchaglimpseaffordedhereintotheactualityofoldthingsandremarkablehumancreatures,thatFriedrichhimselfwouldbehappytoreadtheLetter。
  DuchesseduMaine,LadyofSceaux,isasublimeoldpersonage,withwhomandwithwhosehighwaysandmagnificenthospitalitiesatSceaux,atAnetandelsewhere,Voltairehadbeenfamiliarforlongyearspast。[InOEuvresdeVoltaire,lxxiii。
  434n,x。8,&c。,"Clog。"andothersrepresentTHISVisitashavingbeentoAnet,——thoughtherecordotherwiseisexpress。]
  ThisDuchess,grand—daughterofthegreatConde,nowadowagerfortenyears,andherselfturnedofseventy,hasbeenanotablefigureinFrenchHistorythisgreatwhile:alivingfragmentofLouisleGrand,asitwere。WasweddedtoLouis’s"Legitimated"
  Illegitimate,theDucduMaine;wasintroublewiththeRegentd’OrleansaboutAlberoni—Cellamareconspiracies(1718),Regenthavingstriptherlmsbandofhishighlegitimaturesanddignities,withlittleceremony;whichledhertoconspireagooddeal,atonetime。[DUCDUMAINEwithCOMTEDETOULOUSEwereproductsofLouisXIV。andMadamedeMontespan:——"legitimated"byPapa’sfiatin1673,whilestillonlyyoungchildren;DISlegitimatedagainbyRegentd’Orleans,autumn,1718;grandscene,"guardsdrawnout"andthelike,onthisoccasion(BARBIER,i。8—11,ii。181);futileConspiracieswithAlberonithereupon;arrestofDuchessandDuke(29thDecember,1718),andclosureofthatpoorbusiness。DucduMainedied1736;Toulousenextyear;ages,eachaboutsixty—five。
  "DucdePenthievre,"Egalite’sfather—in—law,wasToulouse’sson;
  MainehasleftafamousDowager,whomwesee。Nothingmoreofnotableabouttheoneortheother。]Shewasneververybeautiful;
  buthadaworldofgraceandwittyintelligence;andknewaVoltairewhenshesawhim。Wasthesoulofcourtesyandbenignity,thoughproudenough,andcarryingherheadatitsdueheight;
  andwasalwaysverycharming,inherloftygraciousway,tomankind。Interestingtoall,wereitonlyasalivingfragmentoftheGrandEpoch,——kindofFrenchFulnessofTime,whentheworldwasatlengthblessedwithaLouisQuatorze,andNe—plus—ultraofaGentlemandeterminedtodothehandsomethinginthisworld。Sheismuchfrequentedbyhighpeople,especiallyifofaLiteraryorHistoricalturn。PresidentHenault(oftheABREGECHRONOLOGIQUE,thewell—frilled,accuratelypowdered,mostcorrectoldlegalgentleman)isoneofheradherents;Voltaireisanother,thatmaystandformany:thereisanoldMarquisdeSt。Aulaire,whomshecalls"MONVIEUXBERGER(myoldshepherd,"thatistosay,sweetheartorflameoflove);[BARBIER,ii。87;seeib。(i。8—11;
  ii。181,436;&c。)formanynoticesofheraffairsandher。]thereisamostlearnedPresidentdeMesmes,andotherswehaveheardof,butdonotwishtoknow。LittleDeStaalwasatonetimethisfineDuchess’smaid;buthasfaroutgrownallthat,afavoriteguestoftheDuchess’sinstead;holdsnowmainlybyMadameduDeffand(notyetfallenblind),——andiswellturnedoffifty,andknownforoneoftheshrewdestlittlesoulsintheworld,atthetimeshewrites。
  HerLetterisaddressed"TOMADAMEDUDEFFAND,atParis;"mostfree—flowingfemaleLetter;ofmanypages,runson,dayafterday,forafortnightorso;——onlyExcerptsofitintroduciblehere:——
  "SCEAUX,TUESDAY,15thAUGUST,1747……MadameduChateletandVoltaire,whohadannouncedthemselvesasforto—day,andwhomnobodyhadheardofotherwise,madetheirappearanceyesternight,nearmidnight;liketwoSpectres,withanodorofembalmmentaboutthem,asifjustoutoftheirtombs。Wewererisingfromtable;
  theSpectres,however,werehungryones:theyneededsupper;
  andwhatismore,beds,whichwerenotready。TheHousekeeper(CONCIERGE),whohadgonetobed,roseingreathaste。
  Gaya[amiablegentleman,conceivable,notknown],whohadofferedhisapartmentforpressingcases,wasobligedtoyielditinthisemergency:heflittedwithasmuchprecipitationanddispleasureasanarmysurprisedinitscamp;leavingapartofhisbaggageintheenemy’shands。Voltairethoughtthelodgingexcellent,butthatdidnotatallconsoleGaya。
  "AstotheLady,herbedturnsoutnottohavebeenwellmade;
  theyhavehadtoputherinanewplaceto—day。Observe,shemadethatbedherself,noservantsbeingup,andhadfoundablemishorDEFAUTof"——wordwanting:whoknowswhat?——"inthemattresses;
  whichIbelievehurtherexactmind,morethanhernotverydelicatebody。Shehasgot,intheinterim,anapartmentpromisedtosomebodyelse;andshewillhavetoleaveitagainonFridayorSaturday,andgointothatofMarechaldeMaillebois,wholeavesatthattime。"
  ——Yes;Mailleboisinthebody,Oreader。Thisishe,withtheoldape—facerenewedbypaint,whomweoncesawmarchingwithan"ArmyofRedemption,"hagglinginthePassesaboutEger,unabletoredeemBelleisle;marchingandhaggling,morelately,witha"Middle—RhineArmy,"andthelikenon—effect;sincewhich,fightinghisbestinItaly,——pushedhomelastwinter,withBrowne’sbayonetsinhisback;BelleislesucceedinghimindealingwithBrowne。
  Belleisle,andthe"RevoltofGenoa"(fataltoBrowne’sInvasionofus),andtheDefenceofGenoaandthemutualworryingsthereabout,aregoingonatagreatrate,——andthereisterriblenewsoutofthoseSavoyPasses,whileMailleboisishere。Concerningwhichbyandby。HeisgrandsonoftherenownedColbert,thisMaillebois。
  AField—Marshalevidentlyextant,youperceive,inthosevanishedtimes:istomakeroomforMadameonFriday,saysourlittleDeStaal;andtakeleaveofus,——ifforgood,somuchthebetter!
  "Hecameatthetimewedid,withhisdaughterandgrand—daughter:
  theoneispretty,theotheruglyanddreary[l’UNE,L’AUTRE;
  nosayingwhich,insuchimportantcase!MadamelaMarechale,themotherandgrandmother,Ithinkmustbedead。Notbeautifulshe,norverybenignant,"UNETRES—MECHANTEFEMME,verycat—wittedwoman,"saysBarbier;"shriekedlikeadevil,atCourt,upontheCardinal,"aboutthatoldARMY—OF—REDEMPTIONbusiness;butallhernoisedidnothing]。[Barbier,ii,332("November,1742")。]——
  M。leMarechalhashuntedherewithhisdogs,inthesefineautumnwoodsandglades;chasedabitofastag,andcaughtapoordoe’sfawn:thatwasallthatcouldbegotthere。
  "OurnewGuestswillmakebettersport:theyaregoingtohavetheirComedyactedagain[ComedyofTHEEXCHANGE,muchanentertainmentwiththem]:Vanture[conceivable,notknown]istodotheCountdeBoursoufle(DEBLISTERorDEWINDBAG);youwillnotsaythisisahit,anymorethanMadameduChatelet’sdoingtheHon。MissPiggery(LACOCHONNIERE),whooughttobefatandshort。"
  [L’ECHANGE,TheExchange,orWHENSHALLIGETNARRIED?Farceinthreeacts:OEuvres,x。167—222;usedtobeplayedatCireyandelsewhere(seeplentyofdetailsuponit,exactornotquiteso,IB。7—9)。]——LittleDeStaalthenabruptlybreaksoff,toaskaboutherCorrespondent’shealth,andherCorrespondent’sfriendoldPresidentHenault’shealth;touchesonthose"grumblingsanddiscordsintheArmy(TRACASSERIESDEL’ARMEE),"whicharemakingsuchastir;howM。d’Argenson,ourfineWar—Minister,manoftalentamidblockheads,willmanagethem;andsuddenlyexclaims:
  "Omyqueen,whatcuriousanimalsmenandwomenare!Ilaughattheirmanoeuvres,thedayswhenIhavesleptwell;ifIhavemissedsleep,Icouldkillthem。ThesechangesoftemperprovethatIdonotbreakoffkind。Letusmockotherpeople,andletotherpeoplemockus;itiswelldoneonbothsides。——[PoorlittleDeStaal:
  towhataposturehavethingscomewithyou,inthatfast—rottingEpoch,ofHypocrisiesbecomingallinsolvent!]
  "WEDNESDAY,16th。OurGhostsdonotshowthemselvesbydaylight。
  Theyappearedyesterdayattenintheevening;Idonotthinkweshallseethemsoonerto—day:theoneisengagedinwritinghighfeats[SIECLEDELOUISXV。,orwhatatlastbecamesuch];theotherincommentingNewton。Theywillneitherplaynorwalk:theyare,infact,equivalenttoZEROSinasocietywheretheirlearnedwritingsareofnosignificance。——[Pauses,withoutnoticegiven:forsomehours,perhapsdays;thenresuming:]Nay,worsestill:
  theirapparitionto—nighthasproducedavehementdeclamationononeofourlittlesocialdiversionshere,thegameofCAVAGNOLE:
  ["KindofBIRIBI,"itwouldappear;intheheightoffashionthen。]
  itwascontinuedandmaintained,"onthepartofMadameduChatelet,youguess,"inatonewhichisaltogetherunheardofinthisplace;andwasendured,"onthepartofSereneHighness,"withamoderationnotlesssurprising。Butwhatisunendurableismybabble"——Andherewithournimblelittlewomanhopsoffagainintothegeneralfieldofthings;andgossipslargely,Howareyou,myqueen,Whitherareyougoing,Whitherwe;ThattheMailleboispeopleareaway,andalsotheVilleneuves,ifanybodyknewthemnow;thenhowtheEstillacs,tothenumberoffour,arecomingto—morrow;andCousinSoquence,forallhishunting,cancatchnothing;anditisacontinualcomingandgoing;andhowBoursoufleistobeplayed,andaDameDufourisjustcome,whowilldoacharacter。Rubrics,vanishedShadows,nearlyallthosehighDamesandGentlemen;LAPAUVRESaint—Pierre,"eatenwithgout,"whoisshe?"Stilldragsherselfabout,aswellasshecan;butnotwithme,forInevergobyland,andsheseemstohavethehydrophobia,whenItaketothewater。[Threadofdateisgone!IalmostthinkwemusthavegottoSaturdaybythistime:——orperhapsitisonlyThursday,andMailleboisoffprematurely,tobeoutofthewayoftheFarce?LittleDeStaaltakesnonotice;butcontinuesgossipingrapidly:]
  "YesterdayMadameduChateletgotintoherthirdlodging:shecouldnotanylongerenduretheoneshehadchosen。Therewasnoiseinit,smokewithoutfire:——privatelymeseems,alittletheemblemofherself!Astonoise,itwasnotbynightthatitincommodedher,shetoldme,butbyday,whenshewasinthethickofherwork:
  itderangesherideas。SheisbusyreviewingherPRINCIPLES"——
  NEWTON’SPRINCIPIA,nodoubt,butDeStaalwillunderstanditonlyasPRINCIPES,Principlesingeneral:——"itisanexercisesherepeatseveryyear,withoutwhichthePrinciplesmightgetaway,andperhapsgosofarshewouldneverfindthemagain[Yousatiricallittlegypsy!]。Herhead,likeenough,isakindoflock—upforthem,ratherthanabirthplace,ornaturalhome:
  andthatisacaseforwatchingcarefullylesttheygetaway。
  Sheprefersthehighairofthisoccupationtoeverykindofamusement,andpersistsinnotshowingherselftillafterdark。
  Voltairehasproducedsomegallantverses[unknowntoEditors]
  whichhelpoffalittlethebadeffectofsuchunusualbehavior。
  "SUNDAY,27th。ItoldyouonThursday[no,youdidn’t;youonlymeanttotell]thatourSpectresweregoingonthemorrow,andthatthePiecewastobeplayedthatevening:allthishasbeendone。
  IcannotgiveyoumuchofBoursoufle[donebyoneVanture]。
  MademoisellePiggery[DELACOCHONNIERE,MadameduChateletherself]executedsoperfectlytheextravaganceofherpart,thatI
  ownitgavemerealpleasure。ButVantureonlyputhisownfatuityintothecharacterofBoursoufle,whichwantedmore:heplayednaturallyinaPiecewhereallrequirestobeforced,likethesubjectofit。"——WhatapitynoneofushasreadthisfineFarce!
  "OneParisdidthepartofMUSCADIN(LittleCoxcomb),whichnamerepresentshischaracter:inshort,itcanbesaidtheFarcewaswellgiven。TheAuthorennobleditbyaProloguefortheOccasion;
  whichheactedverywell,alongwithMadameDufourasBARBE
  (GovernessBarbara),——who,butforthisbrilliantaction,couldnothaveputupwithmerelybeingGovernesstoPiggery。And,infact,shedisdainedthesimplicityofdresswhichherpartrequired;——asdidthechiefactress,"DuChateletherself(agenowforty—one);
  "who,inplayingPIGGERY,preferredtheinterestsofherownfacetothoseofthePiece,andmadeherentryinallthesplendorandelegantequipmentsofaCourtLady,"——her"PRINCIPLES,"thoughthekeyisturneduponthem,notunlikejumpingoutofwindow,onewouldsay!"Shehadacrowtopluck[MAILLEAPARTIR,"clasptoopen,"whichisbetter]withVoltaireonthispoint:butsheissovereign,andheisslave。Iamverysorryattheirgoing,thoughIwaswornoutwithdoinghermultifariouserrandsallthetimeshewashere。
  "WEDNESDAY,30th。M。lePresident[Henault]hasbeenaskedhither;
  andheistobringyou,myQueen!TriedallIcouldtohinder;
  buttheywouldnotbeputoff。Ifyourhealthanddispositiondosuit,itwillbecharming。Inanycase,Ihavegotyouagoodapartment:itistheonethatMadameduChatelethadseizedupon,afteranexactreviewofalltheMansion。Therewillbealittlelessfurniturethanshehadputinit;Madamehadpillagedallherpreviousapartmentstoequipthisone。Wefoundaboutseventablesinit,foroneitem:sheneedsthemofallsizes;immense,tospreadoutherpapersupon;solid,tosupportherNECESSAIRE;
  slighter,forhernicknacks(POMPONS),forherjewels。AndthisfinearrangementdidnotsaveherfromanaccidentlikethatofPhilipII。,when,afterspendingallthenightinwriting,hegothisdespatchesdrownedbytheoversettingofanink—bottle。
  TheLadydidnotpretendtoimitatethemoderationofthatPrince;
  atanyrate,hewasonlywritingonaffairsofstate;andthethingtheyblotted,onthisoccasion,wasAlgebra,muchmoredifficulttocleanupagain。
  "Thissubjectoughttobeexhausted:onewordmore,andthenitdoesend。Thedayaftertheirdeparture,IreceiveaLetteroffourpages,andaNoteenclosed,whichannouncesdreadfulburly—burly:
  M。deVoltairehasmislaidhisFarce,forgottentogetbacktheparts,andlosthisPrologue:Iamtofindallthatagain[excessivelytremulousabouthisManuscripts,M。deVoltaire;
  ofsuchvaluearethey,ofsuchdangertohim;thereisLAPUCELLE,forexample,——enoughtohangaman,wereitsurreptitiouslylaunchedforthinprint!]——IamtosendhimthePrologueinstantly,notbypost,becausetheywouldcopyit;tokeepthepartsforfearofthesameaccident,andtolockupthePiece’underahundredkeys。’Ishouldhavethoughtonepadlocksufficientforthistreasure!Ihavedulyexecutedhisorders。"[MadamedeGraffigny(Paris,1820),pp。283—291。]
  AndherewithEXPLICITDESTAAL。Scenecloses:EXEUNTOMNES;areofftoParisorVersaillesagain;toLunevilleandtheCourtofStanislausagain,——wherealsoadventuresawaitthem,whichwillbeheardof!
  "Figuretoyourself,"sayssomeotherEye—witness,"aleanLady,withbigarmsandlonglegs;smallhead,andcountenancelosingitselfinaclouderyofhead—dress;cockednose[RETROUSSE,sayyou?Veryslightly,then;quiteanunobjectionablenose!]andpairofsmallgreenisheyes;complexiontawny,andmouthtoobig:
  thiswasthedivineEmilie,whomVoltairecelebratestothestars。
  Loadedtoextravagancewithribbons,laces,face—patches,jewelsandfemaleornaments;determinedtobesumptuousinspiteofEconomics,andprettyinspiteofNature:"Pooh,itisanenemy’shandthatpaints!"Andthenbyherside,"continueshe,"thethinlongfigureofVoltaire,thatAnatomyofanApollo,affectingworshipofher,"[FromRodenbeck(quotingsomebody,whomIhavesurelyseeninFrench;whomRodenbecktriestoname,ashecouldhavedone,butcuriouslywithoutsuccess),i。179。]——yes,thatthinlongGentleman,withhighred—heeledshoes,andthedaintiestpoliteattitudesandpaces;insuperfinecoat,lacedhatunderarm;
  noseandunder—lipevermorelikecoalescing(owingtodecayofteeth),buttwoeyesshiningonyoulikecarbuncles;andintheringingvoice,suchtouchesofspeechwhenyouapplyforit!
  ThustheyatSceauxandelsewhere;walkingtheirLife—minuet,makingtheirentrancesandexits。
  Onethingislamentable:therelationwithMadameisnotnowaflourishingone,orcapableagainofbeing:"Doesnotlovemeashedid,thewretch!"thinksMadamealways;——yetsticksbyhim,wereitbutintheformofblister。TheyhadbeentoLuneville,Spring,1747;happydullplace,withinreachofCirey;farfromVersaillesanditscabals。Theywentagain,1748,inakindofpermanentway;
  TitularStanislaus,anopulentdawdlingcreature,muchlikingtohavethem;andFatherMenou,hisJesuit,——whoisalwaysinquarrelwiththeTitularMistress,——thinkingtodisplaceHER(asyou,graduallydiscover),andpromotetheDuChatelettothatimproperdignity!Inwhichhehadnottheleastsuccess,saysVoltaire;
  butgot"twowomenonhisearsinsteadofone。"ItwasnottobeStanislaus’smistress;noraTITULARoneatall,butareal,thatMadamewasfatedinthisdullhappyplace!Idlereadersknowthestoryonlytoowell;——concerningwhich,admitthisotherFractionandnomore:——
  "Stanislaus,asaTitularKing,cannotdowithoutsomekindofTitularArmy,——wereitonlytoblareaboutasLife—guard,andbeatkettle—drumsonoccasion。Acertaintallhigh—sniffingM。deSt。
  Lambert,ayoungLorraineroflongpedigreeandlightpurse,hadjusttakenrefugeinthisLife—guard[Summer1748,orso],IknownotwhetherasCaptainorLieutenant,justcomefromtheNetherlandsWars:ofgravestiffmanners;fortherest,agood—
  lookingyoungfellow;thoughttohavesomepoeticgenius,even;——
  whoisprecious,surely,insuchanout—of—the—wayplace。
  WelcometoVoltaire,toMadamestillmore。Alas,readersknowtheHistory,——onwhichwemustnotdwell。Madame,abrowngeometricLady,agenowforty—two,withaGreatManwhohasscandalouslyceasedtoloveher,castshereyeuponSt。Lambert:’Yes,youwouldbetheshoeing—horn,Monsieur,ifonehadtime,youfinefloridfellow,hardlyyetintoyourthirties——’Andtrieshimwithalittlecoquetry;Ialwaysthink,perhapsinthisviewchiefly?
  Andthen,atanyrate,asheresponded,thethingitselfbecamesointeresting:’OurUlysses—bow,wecanstillbendit,then,aha!
  ’Andisnotthataprettystagwithal,worthbringingdown;
  florid,justenteringhisthirties,andwiththesusceptibilitiesofgenius!Voltairewasnotblind,couldhehavehelpedit,——hadhebeentremulouslyalivetohelpit。’YourVersestoher,mySt。
  Lambert,——ah,Tibullusneverdidthelikeofthem。Yes,toyouaretheroses,myfineyoungfriend,tomearethethorns:’thussingsVoltaireinresponse;[OEuvres,xvii。223
  (EPITREAM。DEST。LAMBERT,1749);&c。&c。InMemoiressurVoltaireparLongchampetWagniere(Paris,1826),ii。229etseq。,detailsenoughandmore。]perhapsnotthinkingitwouldgosofar。Anditwent,——alas,itwenttoalllengths,mentionableandnotmentionable:andM。leMarquishadtobecoaxedhomeintheSpringof1749,——stillearlierithadbeensuitabler;——
  andinSeptemberensuing,M。deSt。Lambertlookinghisdemurest,thereisanimportantlying—intobetransacted!Newton’sPRINCIPIA
  is,bythattime,drawingdiligentlytoitsclose;——complicatedbysuchfarabstruserProblems,notofthegeometricsort!Poorlittleleanbrownwoman,whataLife,afterall;whatanEndofaLife!"——
  WAR—PASSAGESIN1747。
  TheWar,sinceFriedrichgotoutofit,doesnotabateinanimosity,norwantforbloodshed,battleandsieging;butofferslittlenowmemorable。March18th,1747,aghastlyPhantasmofaCongress,"CongressofBreda,"whichhadforsomemonthsbeenattemptingPeace,andwasneverabletogetintoconference,orsitinitschairsexceptformoments,flewawayaltogether;
  [InSeptember,1746,hadgottogether;butwouldnottakelife,ontryingandagaintrying,andfellforgotten:February,1747,againgleamsupintohope:March18thandthefollowingdays,vanishesforgood(ADELUNG,v。50;vi。6,62)。]andlefttheWarperhapsangrierthanever,morehopelesslystupidthanever。
  Except,indeed,thatresourcesarefailing;moneyrunninglowinFrance,Parlementsbeginningtomurmur,andamongthePopulationgenerallyafeelingthatgloryisexcellent,butwillnotmakethenationalpotboil。PerhapsallthiswillbemoreeffectivethanCongressesofBreda?HerearethefewNotesworthgiving:
  APRIL23d—30th,1747,THEFRENCHINVADEHOLLAND;WHEREUPON,SUDDENLY,ASTADTHOLDERTHERE。"AfterFontenoytherehasbeenmuchsiegingandcapturinginthatNetherlandsCountry,aseriesofsuccessesgloriouslydelightfultoMarechaldeSaxeandtheFrenchNation:likewise(inbarofsaidsieging,infutileattempttobarit)aBattleofRoucoux,October,1746;withvictory,orquasi—
  victory,toSaxe,atleastwithprostrationtotheoppositepart。
  Andfartheron,thereisaBattleofLauffeldcoming,2dJuly,1747;withsimilarresults;frustrationevident,retreatevident,victorynotmuchtospeakof。AndinthisgloriouslydelightfulmannerSaxeandtheFrenchNationhaveproceeded,tillinfacttheNetherlandsTerritorywithallstrongholds,exceptMaestrichtalone,wastheirs,——andtheydecidedonattackingtheDutchRepublicitself。And(17thApril,1747)actuallybrokeinuponthefrontierFortressesofZealand;foundthesamedry—rotteneverywhere;andtookthem,FortressafterFortress,attherateofacannonsalvoeach:’YemagnanimousDutch,seewhatyouhavegotbynotsittingstill,asrecommended!’TothehorrorandterrorofthepoorZealandersandgeneralDutchPopulation。WhoshriekedtoEnglandforhelp;——andwere,ontheveryinstant,furnishedwithamodicumofSeventy—fours(DutchCourierreturningbythesame);
  whichlandedtheCourierApril23d,andputWalchereninastateofsecurity。[Adelung,vi。105,125—134。]
  "WhereupontheDutchPopulationturnedroundonitsGovernors,withagrowlofindignation,spreadingeverwider,waxingeverhigher:
  ’Scandalouslaggards,isthisyourmodeofgoverningafreeRepublic?FreedomtolettheStategotodry—rot,andbecomethelaughing—stockofmankind。ToprovideforyourownpaltrykindredintheState—employments;topalavergrandlywithallcomers;
  andpublishmelodiousDespatchesofVanHoey?HadnotBritannicMajesty,forhisdearDaughter’ssake,cometotherescueinthiscrisis,wherehadwebeen?WedemandaStadtholderagain;ourgloriousNassauOrange,tokeepsomebridleonyou!’Andactually,inthisway,PopulusandPlebs,bygeneralturningoutintothestreets,inagloomilyindignantmanner,whichthreatenstobecomevociferousanddangerous,——cowedtheHeadsoftheRepublicintochoosingthesaidPrince,withPrincessandFamily,asStadtholder,High—Admiral,High—EverythingandSupremeoftheRepublic。
  Hereditary,noless,andpunctuallyperpetual;PrincessandFamilytoshareinit。Inwhichhappystate(ripenedintoKingshiplatterly)theycontinuetothisday。AresultpainfullysurprisingtoMostChristianMajesty;gratifyingtoBritannicproportionately,ormore;——andindeedbeneficialtowardsabatingdry—rotandmelodiouspalaverinthatpoorLandoftheFree。Consummated,bypopularoutbreakofvociferation,inthedifferentProvinces,inaboutaweekfromApril23d,whenthosehelpfulSeventy—fourshoveinsight。Stadtholdershiphadbeeninabeyanceforforty—fiveyears。[SinceourDutchWilliam’sdeath,1702。]ThenewStadtholderdidhisbest;couldnot,intheshortlifegrantedhim,donearlyenough。——NextyeartherewasaSECONDDutchoutbreak,orgeneralturningintothestreets;ofmuchmoreviolentcharacter;inregardtoglaringlyunjustExcisesandTaxations,andto’instantdismissalofyourExcise—Farmers,’asthespecialfirstitem。
  [Adelung,vi。364etseq。;Raumer,182—193("March—September,1748");or,inChesterfield’sWorks,
  Dayrolles’sLetterstoChesterfield:somewhatunintelligentandunintelligible,bothRaumerandhe。]Whichsalutaryobjectbeingaccomplished(newStadtholderwellaiding,inavaliantandjudiciousmanner),therehasnothirddoseofthatdangerousremedybeenneededsince。
  "JULY19th,FATEOFCHEVALIERDEBELLEISLE。AttheFortressofExilles,inoneofthosePassesoftheSavoyAlps,——PassofColdiSieta,memorabletotheFrenchSoldiereversince,——thereoccurredalamentablething;"doubtlessmuchtalkedofatSceauxwhileVoltairewasthere。"TheRevoltofGenoa(popularoutburst,andexpulsionofourpoorfriendBottaandhisAustrians,thenafamousthing,andararerthannow)havingsuddenlyrecalledthevictoriousGeneralBrownefromhisSiegeofAntibesandInvasionofProvence,——MarechalDucdeBelleisle,wellreinforcedandnowbecome’ArmyofItaly’ingeneral,followedsteadfastlyfor’DefenceofGenoa’againstindignantBotta,BrowneandCompany。
  FordefenceofGenoa;nayforattackonTurin,whichwouldhavebeen’defence’inGenoaandeverywhere,——hadthecaptiousSpaniardconsentedtoco—operate。CaptiousSpaniardwouldnot;CourierstoMadrid,toParisthereupon,andmuchtimelost;——till,attheeleventhhour,cameconsentfromParis,’Tryitbyyourself,then!’
  Belleisletriesit;atleasthisBrotherdoes。HisBrother,theChevalier,istoforcethatPassofExilles;aterriblefierybusiness,butthebackboneofthewholeadventure:inwhich,iftheChevaliercansucceed,hetooistobeMarechaldeFrance。
  Forward,therefore,climbtheAlpinestairsagain;snatchmethatFortofExilles。
  "Andso,July19th,1747,theChevaliercomesinsightofthePlace;scansalittlethefrowningbuttresses,bristlywithguns;
  thedumbAlps,torightandleft,lookingdownonhimandit。
  ChevalierdeBelleislejudgesthat,howeverdifficult,itcanandmustbepossibletoFrenchvalor;andstormsinuponit,hugeandfurious(20,000,orifneedful30,000);——butistornintomerewreck,andhideousrecoil;rallies,snatchesastandard,’Wemusttakeitordie,’——anddies,doesnottakeit;fallsshotontherampart,’pullingatthepalisadeswithhisownhands,’naysomesay’withhisteeth,’whenthelastmomentscame。Withinonehour,hehaslost4,000men;andhimselfandhisBrother’sEnterpriselieendedthere。[Voltaire,xxv。221etseq。(SIECLEDELOUISQUINZE,c。22);Adelung,vi174。]FancyhispoorBrother’sfeelings,whomuchlovedhim!ThediscordsaboutWar—matters(TRACASSERIESDE
  L’ARMEE)wereatopicatSceauxlately,asDeStaalintimated。
  ’WhystarveourItalianEnterprises;heapingeveryresourceupontheNetherlandsandSaxe?’DiligentDefenceofGenoa(chieflybyflourishingofswordsonthepartofFrance,fortheAustrianswerenotyetready)ishenceforthalltheItalianWarthereis;andthisexplosionatExillesmayfitlybefinistoithere。LetusonlysaythatInfantPhilipdid,whenthePeacecame,getabitofApanage(ParmaandPiacenzaorsomesuchthing,contemptiblysmalltotheMaternalheart),andthatallthingselselapsedtotheirpristinestate,MINUSonlythewasteandruintherehadbeen。"
  JULY12th—SEPTEMBER18th:SIEGEOFTHECHIEFDUTCHFORTRESS。
  "UnexpectedSiegeofBergen—op—Zoom;twomonthsofintenseexcitementtotheDutchPatriotsandCause—of—LibertyGazetteers,asindifferentandtotallydeadasithasnowbecome。MarechaldeSaxe,afterhisvictoryatLauffeld,2dJuly,didnotbesiegeMaestricht,ashadbeentheuniversalexpectation;butshotoffanefficientlieutenantofhis,oneLowendahl,indueforce,privatelyready,tooverwhelmBergen—op—ZoomwithsuddenSiege,whilehehimselflaybetweenthebeatenenemyandit。Bergenistheheart,ofHolland,keyoftheScheld,andquiteotherwiseimportantthanMaestricht。’Coehorn’smasterpiece!’exclaimtheGazetteers;
  ’Impregnable,youmaydepend!’’Weshallsee,’answeredSaxe,answeredLowendahltheDane(whoalsobecameMarechalbythisbusiness);andafteragreatdealoffuriousassaultingandbattering,tookthePlaceSeptember18th,beforedaylight,"byakindofsurprisalorquasi—storm;——"theCommandant,oneCronstrom,abraveoldSwede,agetowardsninety,notbeingofverywakefulnature!’Didaswellascouldbeexpectedofhim,’saidtheCourt—
  Martialsittingonhiscase,andforboretoshootthepooroldman。