Ibecameimbuedwiththenotiononthatfirstoccasionbeforewesatdowntodinner,butIcannotdefinebywhatmeans。
  Hewasstillapaleyounggentleman,andhadacertainconqueredlanguorabouthiminthemidstofhisspiritsandbriskness,thatdidnotseemindicativeofnaturalstrength。Hehadnotahandsomeface,butitwasbetterthanhandsome:beingextremelyamiableandcheerful。Hisfigurewasalittleungainly,asinthedayswhenmyknuckleshadtakensuchlibertieswithit,butitlookedasifitwouldalwaysbelightandyoung。WhetherMrTrabb'slocalworkwouldhavesatmoregracefullyonhimthanonme,maybeaquestion;butIamconsciousthathecarriedoffhisratheroldclothes,muchbetterthanIcarriedoffmynewsuit。
  Ashewassocommunicative,Ifeltthatreserveonmypartwouldbeabadreturnunsuitedtoouryears。Ithereforetoldhimmysmallstory,andlaidstressonmybeingforbiddentoinquirewhomybenefactorwas。
  IfurthermentionedthatasIhadbeenbroughtupablacksmithinacountryplace,andknewverylittleofthewaysofpoliteness,Iwouldtakeitasagreatkindnessinhimifhewouldgivemeahintwheneverhesawmeatalossorgoingwrong。
  `Withpleasure,'saidhe,`thoughIventuretoprophesythatyou'llwantveryfewhints。Idaresayweshallbeoftentogether,andIshouldliketobanishanyneedlessrestraintbetweenus。Willyoudomethefavourtobeginatoncetocallmebymychristianname,Herbert?'
  Ithankedhim,andsaidIwould。IinformedhiminexchangethatmychristiannamewasPhilip。
  `Idon'ttaketoPhilip,'saidhe,smiling,`foritsoundslikeamoralboyoutofthespelling-book,whowassolazythathefellintoapond,orsofatthathecouldn'tseeoutofhiseyes,orsoavariciousthathelockeduphiscaketillthemiceateit,orsodeterminedtogoabird's-nestingthathegothimselfeatenbybearswholivedhandyintheneighbourhood。
  ItellyouwhatIshouldlike。Wearesoharmonious,andyouhavebeenablacksmith-wouldyoumindit?'
  `Ishouldn'tmindanythingthatyoupropose,'Ianswered,`butIdon'tunderstandyou。'
  `WouldyoumindHandelforafamiliarname?There'sacharmingpieceofmusicbyHandel,calledtheHarmoniousBlacksmith。'
  `Ishouldlikeitverymuch。'
  `Then,mydearHandel,'saidhe,turningroundasthedooropened,`hereisthedinner,andImustbegofyoutotakethetopofthetable,becausethedinnerisofyourproviding。'
  ThisIwouldnothearof,sohetookthetop,andIfacedhim。Itwasanicelittledinner-seemedtomethen,averyLordMayor'sFeast-anditacquiredadditionalrelishfrombeingeatenunderthoseindependentcircumstances,withnooldpeopleby,andwithLondonallaroundus。Thisagainwasheightenedbyacertaingipsycharacterthatsetthebanquetoff;for,whilethetablewas,asMrPumblechookmighthavesaid,thelapofluxury-beingentirelyfurnishedforthfromthecoffee-house-thecircumjacentregionofsitting-roomwasofacomparativelypasturelessandshiftycharacter:imposingonthewaiterthewanderinghabitsofputtingthecoversonthefloorwherehefelloverthem,themeltedbutterinthearmchair,thebreadonthebookshelves,thecheeseinthecoalscuttle,andtheboiledfowlintomybedinthenextroom-whereIfoundmuchofitsparsleyandbutterinastateofcongelationwhenIretiredforthenight。Allthismadethefeastdelightful,andwhenthewaiterwasnottheretowatchme,mypleasurewaswithoutalloy。
  Wehadmadesomeprogressinthedinner,whenIremindedHerbertofhispromisetotellmeaboutMissHavisham。
  `True,'hereplied。`I'llredeemitatonce。Letmeintroducethetopic,Handel,bymentioningthatinLondonitisnotthecustomtoputtheknifeinthemouth-forfearofaccidents-andthatwhiletheforkisreservedforthatuse,itisnotputfurtherinthannecessary。Itisscarcelyworthmentioning,onlyit'saswelltodoasotherpeopledo。Also,thespoonisnotgenerallyusedover-hand,butunder。Thishastwoadvantages。Yougetatyourmouthbetterwhichafterallistheobject,andyousaveagooddealoftheattitudeofopeningoysters,onthepartoftherightelbow。'
  Heofferedthesefriendlysuggestionsinsuchalivelyway,thatwebothlaughedandIscarcelyblushed。
  `Now,'hepursued,`concerningMissHavisham。MissHavisham,youmustknow,wasaspoiltchild。Hermotherdiedwhenshewasababy,andherfatherdeniedhernothing。Herfatherwasacountrygentlemandowninyourpartoftheworld,andwasabrewer。Idon'tknowwhyitshouldbeacrackthingtobeabrewer;butitisindisputablethatwhileyoucannotpossiblybegenteelandbake,youmaybeasgenteelasneverwasandbrew。Youseeiteveryday。'
  `Yetagentlemanmaynotkeepapublic-house;mayhe?'saidI。
  `Notonanyaccount,'returnedHerbert;`butapublic-housemaykeepagentleman。Well!MrHavishamwasveryrichandveryproud。Sowashisdaughter。'
  `MissHavishamwasanonlychild?'Ihazarded。
  `Stopamoment,Iamcomingtothat。No,shewasnotanonlychild;
  shehadahalf-brother。Herfatherprivatelymarriedagain-hiscook,Iratherthink。'
  `Ithoughthewasproud,'saidI。
  `MygoodHandel,sohewas。Hemarriedhissecondwifeprivately,becausehewasproud,andincourseoftimeshedied。Whenshewasdead,Iapprehendhefirsttoldhisdaughterwhathehaddone,andthenthesonbecameapartofthefamily,residinginthehouseyouareacquaintedwith。
  Asthesongrewayoungman,heturnedoutriotous,extravagant,undutiful-altogetherbad。Atlasthisfatherdisinheritedhim;buthesoftenedwhenhewasdying,andlefthimwelloff,thoughnotnearlysowelloffasMissHavisham-Takeanotherglassofwine,andexcusemymentioningthatsocietyasabodydoesnotexpectonetobesostrictlyconscientiousinemptyingone'sglass,astoturnitbottomupwardswiththerimonone'snose。'
  Ihadbeendoingthis,inanexcessofattentiontohisrecital。Ithankedhim,andapologized。Hesaid,`Notatall,'andresumed。
  `MissHavishamwasnowanheiress,andyoumaysupposewaslookedafterasagreatmatch。Herhalf-brotherhadnowamplemeansagain,butwhatwithdebtsandwhatwithnewmadnesswastedthemmostfearfullyagain。
  Therewerestrongerdifferencesbetweenhimandher,thantherehadbeenbetweenhimandhisfather,anditissuspectedthathecherishedadeepandmortalgrudgeagainsther,ashavinginfluencedthefather'sanger。
  Now,Icometothecruelpartofthestory-merelybreakingoff,mydearHandel,toremarkthatadinner-napkinwillnotgointoatumbler。'
  WhyIwastryingtopackmineintomytumbler,Iamwhollyunabletosay。IonlyknowthatIfoundmyself,withaperseveranceworthyofamuchbettercause,makingthemoststrenuousexertionstocompressitwithinthoselimits。AgainIthankedhimandapologized,andagainhesaidinthecheerfullestmanner,`Notatall,Iamsure!'andresumed。
  `Thereappeareduponthescene-sayattheraces,orthepublicballs,oranywhereelseyoulike-acertainman,whomadelovetoMissHavisham。
  Ineversawhim,forthishappenedfive-and-twentyyearsagobeforeyouandIwere,Handel,butIhaveheardmyfathermentionthathewasashowy-man,andthekindofmanforthepurpose。Butthathewasnottobe,withoutignoranceorprejudice,mistakenforagentleman,myfathermoststronglyasseverates;becauseitisaprincipleofhisthatnomanwhowasnotatruegentlemanatheart,everwas,sincetheworldbegan,atruegentlemaninmanner。Hesays,novarnishcanhidethegrainofthewood;andthatthemorevarnishyouputon,themorethegrainwillexpressitself。Well!
  ThismanpursuedMissHavishamclosely,andprofessedtobedevotedtoher。Ibelieveshehadnotshownmuchsusceptibilityuptothattime;butallthesusceptibilityshepossessed,certainlycameoutthen,andshepassionatelylovedhim。Thereisnodoubtthatsheperfectlyidolizedhim。
  Hepractisedonheraffectioninthatsystematicway,thathegotgreatsumsofmoneyfromher,andheinducedhertobuyherbrotheroutofashareinthebrewerywhichhadbeenweaklylefthimbyhisfatheratanimmenseprice,onthepleathatwhenhewasherhusbandhemustholdandmanageitall。YourguardianwasnotatthattimeinMissHavisham'scouncils,andshewastoohaughtyandtoomuchinlove,tobeadvisedbyanyone。Herrelationswerepoorandscheming,withtheexceptionofmyfather;hewaspoorenough,butnottime-servingorjealous。Theonlyindependentoneamongthem,hewarnedherthatshewasdoingtoomuchforthisman,andwasplacingherselftoounreservedlyinhispower。Shetookthefirstopportunityofangrilyorderingmyfatheroutofthehouse,inhispresence,andmyfatherhasneverseenhersince。'
  Ithoughtofherhavingsaid,`MatthewwillcomeandseemeatlastwhenIamlaiddeaduponthattable;'andIaskedHerbertwhetherhisfatherwassoinveterateagainsther?
  `It'snotthat,'saidhe,`butshechargedhim,inthepresenceofherintendedhusband,withbeingdisappointedinthehopeoffawninguponherforhisownadvancement,and,ifheweretogotohernow,itwouldlooktrue-eventohim-andeventoher。Toreturntothemanandmakeanendofhim。Themarriagedaywasfixed,theweddingdresseswerebought,theweddingtourwasplannedout,theweddingguestswereinvited。Thedaycame,butnotthebridegroom。Hewroteheraletter——'
  `Whichshereceived,'Istruckin,`whenshewasdressingforhermarriage?
  Attwentyminutestonine?'
  `Atthehourandminute,'saidHerbert,nodding,`atwhichsheafterwardsstoppedalltheclocks。Whatwasinit,furtherthanthatitmostheartlesslybrokethemarriageoff,Ican'ttellyou,becauseIdon'tknow。Whensherecoveredfromabadillnessthatshehad,shelaidthewholeplacewaste,asyouhaveseenit,andshehasneversincelookeduponthelightofday。'
  `Isthatallthestory?'Iasked,afterconsideringit。
  `AllIknowofit;andindeedIonlyknowsomuch,throughpiecingitoutformyself;formyfatheralwaysavoidsit,and,evenwhenMissHavishaminvitedmetogothere,toldmenomoreofitthanitwasabsolutelyrequisiteIshouldunderstand。ButIhaveforgottenonething。Ithasbeensupposedthatthemantowhomshegavehermisplacedconfidence,actedthroughoutinconcertwithherhalf-brother;thatitwasaconspiracybetweenthem;
  andthattheysharedtheprofits。'
  `Iwonderhedidn'tmarryherandgetalltheproperty,'saidI。
  `Hemayhavebeenmarriedalready,andhercruelmortificationmayhavebeenapartofherhalf-brother'sscheme,'saidHerbert。
  `Mind!Idon'tknowthat。'
  `Whatbecameofthetwomen?'Iasked,afteragainconsideringthesubject。
  `Theyfellintodeepershameanddegradation-iftherecanbedeeper-andruin。'
  `Aretheyalivenow?'
  `Idon'tknow。'
  `Yousaidjustnow,thatEstellawasnotrelatedtoMissHavisham,butadopted。Whenadopted?'
  Herbertshruggedhisshoulders。`TherehasalwaysbeenanEstella,sinceIhaveheardofaMissHavisham。Iknownomore。Andnow,Handel,'saidhe,finallythrowingoffthestoryasitwere,`thereisaperfectlyopenunderstandingbetweenus。AllthatIknowaboutMissHavisham,youknow。'
  `AndallthatIknow,'Iretorted,`youknow。'
  `Ifullybelieveit。Sotherecanbenocompetitionorperplexitybetweenyouandme。Andastotheconditiononwhichyouholdyouradvancementinlife-namely,thatyouarenottoinquireordiscusstowhomyouoweit-youmaybeverysurethatitwillneverbeencroachedupon,orevenapproached,byme,orbyanyonebelongingtome。'
  Intruth,hesaidthiswithsomuchdelicacy,thatIfeltthesubjectdonewith,eventhoughIshouldbeunderhisfather'sroofforyearsandyearstocome。Yethesaiditwithsomuchmeaning,too,thatIfeltheasperfectlyunderstoodMissHavishamtobemybenefactress,asIunderstoodthefactmyself。
  Ithadnotoccurredtomebefore,thathehadleduptothethemeforthepurposeofclearingitoutofourway;butweweresomuchthelighterandeasierforhavingbroachedit,thatInowperceivedthistobethecase。Wewereverygayandsociable,andIaskedhim,inthecourseofconversation,whathewas?Hereplied,`Acapitalist-anInsurerofShips。'
  IsupposehesawmeglancingabouttheroominsearchofsometokensofShipping,orcapital,forheadded,`IntheCity。'
  IhadgrandideasofthewealthandimportanceofInsurersofShipsintheCity,andIbegantothinkwithawe,ofhavinglaidayoungInsureronhisback,blackenedhisenterprisingeye,andcuthisresponsibleheadopen。But,again,therecameuponme,formyrelief,thatoddimpressionthatHerbertPocketwouldneverbeverysuccessfulorrich。
  `Ishallnotrestsatisfiedwithmerelyemployingmycapitalininsuringships。IshallbuyupsomegoodLifeAssuranceshares,andcutintotheDirection。Ishallalsodoalittleintheminingway。Noneofthesethingswillinterferewithmycharteringafewthousandtonsonmyownaccount。
  IthinkIshalltrade,'saidhe,leaningbackinhischair,`totheEastIndies,forsilks,shawls,spices,dyes,drugs,andpreciouswoó;ds。
  It'saninterestingtrade。'
  `Andtheprofitsarelarge?'saidI。
  `Tremendous!'saidhe。
  Iwaveredagain,andbegantothinkhereweregreaterexpectationsthanmyown。
  `IthinkIshalltrade,also,'saidhe,puttinghisthumbsinhiswaistcoatpockets,`totheWestIndies,forsugar,tobacco,andrum。AlsotoCeylon,speciallyforelephants'tusks。'
  `Youwillwantagoodmanyships,'saidI。
  `Aperfectfleet,'saidhe。
  Quiteoverpoweredbythemagnificenceofthesetransactions,Iaskedhimwheretheshipsheinsuredmostlytradedtoatpresent?
  `Ihaven'tbeguninsuringyet,'hereplied。`Iamlookingaboutme。'
  Somehow,thatpursuitseemedmoreinkeepingwithBarnard'sInn。Isaidinatoneofconviction,`Ah-h!'
  `Yes。Iaminacounting-house,andlookingaboutme。'
  `Isacounting-houseprofitable?'Iasked。
  `To-doyoumeantotheyoungfellowwho'sinit?'heasked,inreply。
  `Yes;toyou。'
  `Why,n-no:nottome。'Hesaidthiswiththeairofonecarefullyreckoningupandstrikingabalance。`Notdirectlyprofitable。Thatis,itdoesn'tpaymeanything,andIhaveto-keepmyself。'
  Thiscertainlyhadnotaprofitableappearance,andIshookmyheadasifIwouldimplythatitwouldbedifficulttolaybymuchaccumulativecapitalfromsuchasourceofincome。
  `Butthethingis,'saidHerbertPocket,`thatyoulookaboutyou。That'sthegrandthing。Youareinacounting-house,youknow,andyoulookaboutyou。'
  Itstruckmeasasingularimplicationthatyoucouldn'tbeoutofacounting-house,youknow,andlookaboutyou;butIsilentlydeferredtohisexperience。
  `Thenthetimecomes,'saidHerbert,`whenyouseeyouropening。Andyougoin,andyouswoopuponitandyoumakeyourcapital,andthenthereyouare!Whenyouhaveoncemadeyourcapital,youhavenothingtodobutemployit。'
  Thiswasverylikehiswayofconductingthatencounterinthegarden;
  verylike。Hismannerofbearinghispoverty,too,exactlycorrespondedtohismannerofbearingthatdefeat。Itseemedtomethathetookallblowsandbuffetsnow,withjustthesameairashehadtakenminethen。
  Itwasevidentthathehadnothingaroundhimbutthesimplestnecessaries,foreverythingthatIremarkeduponturnedouttohavebeensentinonmyaccountfromthecoffee-houseorsomewhereelse。
  Yet,havingalreadymadehisfortuneinhisownmind,hewassounassumingwithitthatIfeltquitegratefultohimfornotbeingpuffedup。Itwasapleasantadditiontohisnaturallypleasantways,andwegotonfamously。
  Intheeveningwewentoutforawalkinthestreets,andwenthalf-pricetotheTheatre;andnextdaywewenttochurchatWestminsterAbbey,andintheafternoonwewalkedintheParks;andIwonderedwhoshodallthehorsesthere,andwishedJoedid。
  Onamoderatecomputation,itwasmanymonths,thatSunday,sinceI
  hadleftJoeandBiddy。Thespaceinterposedbetweenmyselfandthem,partookofthatexpansion,andourmarsheswereanydistanceoff。ThatIcouldhavebeenatouroldchurchinmyoldchurch-goingclothes,ontheverylastSundaythateverwas,seemedacombinationofimpossibilities,geographicalandsocial,solarandlunar。YetintheLondonstreets,socrowdedwithpeopleandsobrilliantlylightedintheduskofevening,thereweredepressinghintsofreproachesforthatIhadputthepooroldkitchenathomesofaraway;andinthedeadofnight,thefootstepsofsomeincapableimpostorofaportermooningaboutBarnard'sInn,underpretenceofwatchingit,fellhollowonmyheart。
  OntheMondaymorningataquarterbeforenine,Herbertwenttothecounting-housetoreporthimself-tolookabouthim,too,Isuppose-
  andIborehimcompany。HewastocomeawayinanhourortwotoattendmetoHammersmith,andIwastowaitaboutforhim。ItappearedtomethattheeggsfromwhichyoungInsurerswerehatched,wereincubatedindustandheat,liketheeggsofostriches,judgingfromtheplacestowhichthoseincipientgiantsrepairedonaMondaymorning。Nordidthecounting-housewhereHerbertassisted,showinmyeyesasatallagoodObservatory;beingabacksecondfloorupayard,ofagrimypresenceinallparticulars,andwithalookintoanotherbacksecondfloor,ratherthanalookout。
  Iwaitedaboutuntilitwasnoon,andIwentupon'Change,andIsawflueymensittingthereunderthebillsaboutshipping,whomItooktobegreatmerchants,thoughIcouldn'tunderstandwhytheyshouldallbeoutofspirits。WhenHerbertcame,wewentandhadlunchatacelebratedhousewhichIthenquitevenerated,butnowbelievetohavebeenthemostabjectsuperstitioninEurope,andwhereIcouldnothelpnoticing,eventhen,thattherewasmuchmoregravyonthetableclothsandknivesandwaiters'clothes,thaninthesteaks。Thiscollationdisposedofatamoderatepriceconsideringthegrease:whichwasnotchargedfor,wewentbacktoBarnard'sInnandgotmylittleportmanteau,andthentookcoachforHammersmith。Wearrivedthereattwoorthreeo'clockintheafternoon,andhadverylittlewaytowalktoMrPocket'shouse。Liftingthelatchofagate,wepasseddirectintoalittlegardenoverlookingtheriver,whereMrPocket'schildrenwereplayingabout。AndunlessIdeceivemyselfonapointwheremyinterestsorprepossessionsarecertainlynotconcerned,IsawthatMrandMrsPocket'schildrenwerenotgrowinguporbeingbroughtup,butweretumblingup。
  MrsPocketwassittingonagardenchairunderatree,reading,withherlegsuponanothergardenchair;andMrsPocket'stwonursemaidswerelookingaboutthemwhilethechildrenplayed。`Mamma,'saidHerbert,`thisisyoungMrPip。'UponwhichMrsPocketreceivedmewithanappearanceofamiabledignity。
  `MasterAlickandMissJane,'criedoneofthenursestotwoofthechildren,`ifyougoabouncingupagainstthembushesyou'llfalloverintotheriverandbedrownded,andwhat'llyourpasaythen?'
  AtthesametimethisnursepickedupMrsPocket'shandkerchief,andsaid,`Ifthatdon'tmakesixtimesyou'vedroppedit,Mum!'UponwhichMrsPocketlaughedandsaid,`Thankyou,Flopson,'andsettlingherselfinonechaironly,resumedherbook。Hercountenanceimmediatelyassumedaknittedandintentexpressionasifshehadbeenreadingforaweek,butbeforeshecouldhavereadhalfadozenlines,shefixedhereyesuponme,andsaid,`Ihopeyourmammaisquitewell?'ThisunexpectedinquiryputmeintosuchadifficultythatIbegansayingintheabsurdestwaythatiftherehadbeenanysuchpersonIhadnodoubtshewouldhavebeenquitewellandwouldhavebeenverymuchobligedandwouldhavesenthercompliments,whenthenursecametomyrescue。
  `Well!'shecried,pickingupthepockethandkerchief,`ifthatdon'tmakeseventimes!WhatAREyouadoingofthisafternoon,Mum!'MrsPocketreceivedherproperty,atfirstwithalookofunutterablesurpriseasifshehadneverseenitbefore,andthenwithalaughofrecognition,andsaid,`Thankyou,Flopson,'andforgotme,andwentonreading。
  Ifound,nowIhadleisuretocountthem,thattherewerenofewerthansixlittlePocketspresent,invariousstagesoftumblingup。Ihadscarcelyarrivedatthetotalwhenaseventhwasheard,asintheregionofair,wailingdolefully。
  `Ifthereain'tBaby!'saidFlopson,appearingtothinkitmostsurprising。
  `Makehasteup,Millers。'
  Millers,whowastheothernurse,retiredintothehouse,andbydegreesthechild'swailingwashushedandstopped,asifitwereayoungventriloquistwithsomethinginitsmouth。MrsPocketreadallthetime,andIwascurioustoknowwhatthebookcouldbe。
  Wewerewaiting,Isupposed,forMrPockettocomeouttous;atanyratewewaitedthere,andsoIhadanopportunityofobservingtheremarkablefamilyphenomenonthatwheneveranyofthechildrenstrayednearMrsPocketintheirplay,theyalwaystrippedthemselvesupandtumbledoverher-
  alwaysverymuchtohermomentaryastonishment,andtheirownmoreenduringlamentation。Iwasatalosstoaccountforthissurprisingcircumstance,andcouldnothelpgivingmymindtospeculationsaboutit,untilby-and-byMillerscamedownwiththebaby,whichbabywashandedtoFlopson,whichFlopsonwashandingittoMrsPocket,whenshetoowentfairlyheadforemostoverMrsPocket,babyandall,andwascaughtbyHerbertandmyself。
  `Graciousme,Flopson!'saidMrsPocket,lookingoffherbookforamoment,`everybody'stumbling!'
  `Graciousyou,indeed,Mum!'returnedFlopson,veryredintheface;
  `whathaveyougotthere?'
  `Igothere,Flopson?'askedMrsPocket。
  `Why,ifitain'tyourfootstool!'criedFlopson。`Andifyoukeepitunderyourskirtslikethat,who'stohelptumbling?Here!Takethebaby,Mum,andgivemeyourbook。'
  MrsPocketactedontheadvice,andinexpertlydancedtheinfantalittleinherlap,whiletheotherchildrenplayedaboutit。Thishadlastedbutaveryshorttime,whenMrsPocketissuedsummaryordersthattheywerealltobetakenintothehouseforanap。ThusImadetheseconddiscoveryonthatfirstoccasion,thatthenurtureofthelittlePocketsconsistedofalternatelytumblingupandlyingdown。
  Underthesecircumstances,whenFlopsonandMillershadgotthechildrenintothehouse,likealittleflockofsheep,andMrPocketcameoutofittomakemyacquaintance,IwasnotmuchsurprisedtofindthatMrPocketwasagentlemanwitharatherperplexedexpressionofface,andwithhisverygreyhairdisorderedonhishead,asifhedidn'tquiteseehiswaytoputtinganythingstraight。
  Chapter23
  MRPOCKETsaidhewasgladtoseeme,andhehopedIwasnotsorrytoseehim。`For,Ireallyamnot,'headded,withhisson'ssmile,`analarmingpersonage。'Hewasayoung-lookingman,inspiteofhisperplexitiesandhisverygreyhair,andhismannerseemedquitenatural。Iusethewordnatural,inthesenseofitsbeingunaffected;therewassomethingcomicinhisdistraughtway,asthoughitwouldhavebeendownrightludicrousbutforhisownperceptionthatitwasverynearbeingso。Whenhehadtalkedwithmealittle,hesaidtoMrsPocket,witharatheranxiouscontractionofhiseyebrows,whichwereblackandhandsome,`Belinda,IhopeyouhavewelcomedMrPip?'Andshelookedupfromherbook,andsaid,`Yes。'Shethensmileduponmeinanabsentstateofmind,andaskedmeifIlikedthetasteoforange-flowerwater?Asthequestionhadnobearing,nearorremote,onanyforegoneorsubsequenttransaction,Iconsiderittohavebeenthrownout,likeherpreviousapproaches,ingeneralconversationalcondescension。
  Ifoundoutwithinafewhours,andmaymentionatonce,thatMrsPocketwastheonlydaughterofacertainquiteaccidentaldeceasedKnight,whohadinventedforhimselfaconvictionthathisdeceasedfatherwouldhavebeenmadeaBaronetbutforsomebody'sdeterminedoppositionarisingoutofentirelypersonalmotives-Iforgetwhose,ifIeverknew-theSovereign's,thePrimeMinister's,theLordChancellor's,theArchbishopofCanterbury's,anybody's-andhadtackedhimselfontothenoblesoftheearthinrightofthisquitesupposititiousfact。IbelievehehadbeenknightedhimselfforstormingtheEnglishgrammaratthepointofthepen,inadesperateaddressengrossedonvellum,ontheoccasionofthelayingofthefirststoneofsomebuildingorother,andforhandingsomeRoyalPersonageeitherthetrowelorthemortar。Bethatasitmay,hehaddirectedMrsPockettobebroughtupfromhercradleasonewhointhenatureofthingsmustmarryatitle,andwhowastobeguardedfromtheacquisitionofplebeiandomesticknowledge。
  Sosuccessfulawatchandwardhadbeenestablishedovertheyoungladybythisjudiciousparent,thatshehadgrownuphighlyornamental,butperfectlyhelplessanduseless。Withhercharacterthushappilyformed,inthefirstbloomofheryouthshehadencounteredMrPocket:whowasalsointhefirstbloomofyouth,andnotquitedecidedwhethertomounttotheWoolsack,ortoroofhimselfinwithamitre。Ashisdoingtheoneortheotherwasamerequestionoftime,heandMrsPockethadtakenTimebytheforelockwhen,tojudgefromitslength,itwouldseemtohavewantedcutting,andhadmarriedwithouttheknowledgeofthejudiciousparent。Thejudiciousparent,havingnothingtobestoworwithholdbuthisblessing,hadhandsomelysettledthatdoweruponthemafterashortstruggle,andhadinformedMrPocketthathiswifewas`atreasureforaPrince。'MrPockethadinvestedthePrince'streasureinthewaysoftheworldeversince,anditwassupposedtohavebroughthiminbutindifferentinterest。Still,MrsPocketwasingeneraltheobjectofaqueersortofrespectfulpity,becauseshehadnotmarriedatitle;whileMrPocketwastheobjectofaqueersortofforgivingreproach,becausehehadnevergotone。
  MrPockettookmeintothehouseandshowedmemyroom:whichwasapleasantone,andsofurnishedasthatIcoulduseitwithcomfortformyownprivatesitting-room。Hethenknockedatthedoorsoftwoothersimilarrooms,andintroducedmetotheiroccupants,bynameDrummleandStartop。Drummle,anold-lookingyoungmanofaheavyorderofarchitecture,waswhistling。Startop,youngerinyearsandappearance,wasreadingandholdinghishead,asifhethoughthimselfindangerofexplodingitwithtoostrongachargeofknowledge。
  BothMrandMrsPockethadsuchanoticeableairofbeinginsomebodyelse'shands,thatIwonderedwhoreallywasinpossessionofthehouseandletthemlivethere,untilIfoundthisunknownpowertobetheservants。
  Itwasasmoothwayofgoingon,perhaps,inrespectofsavingtrouble;
  butithadtheappearanceofbeingexpensive,fortheservantsfeltitadutytheyowedtothemselvestobeniceintheireatinganddrinking,andtokeepadealofcompanydownstairs。TheyallowedaveryliberaltabletoMrandMrsPocket,yetitalwaysappearedtomethatbyfarthebestpartofthehousetohaveboardedin,wouldhavebeenthekitchen-alwayssupposingtheboardercapableofself-defence,for,beforeIhadbeenthereaweek,aneighbouringladywithwhomthefamilywerepersonallyunacquainted,wroteintosaythatshehadseenMillersslappingthebaby。
  ThisgreatlydistressedMrsPocket,whoburstintotearsonreceivingthenote,andsaidthatitwasanextraordinarythingthattheneighbourscouldn'tmindtheirownbusiness。
  BydegreesIlearnt,andchieflyfromHerbert,thatMrPockethadbeeneducatedatHarrowandatCambridge,wherehehaddistinguishedhimself;
  butthatwhenhehadhadthehappinessofmarryingMrsPocketveryearlyinlife,hehadimpairedhisprospectsandtakenupthecallingofaGrinder。
  Aftergrindinganumberofdullblades-ofwhomitwasremarkablethattheirfathers,wheninfluential,werealwaysgoingtohelphimtopreferment,butalwaysforgottodoitwhenthebladeshadlefttheGrindstone-hehadweariedofthatpoorworkandhadcometoLondon。Here,aftergraduallyfailinginloftierhopes,hehad`read'withdiverswhohadlackedopportunitiesorneglectedthem,andhadrefurbisheddiversothersforspecialoccasions,andhadturnedhisacquirementstotheaccountofliterarycompilationandcorrection,andonsuchmeans,addedtosomeverymoderateprivateresources,stillmaintainedthehouseIsaw。
  MrandMrsPockethadatoadyneighbour;awidowladyofthathighlysympatheticnaturethatsheagreedwitheverybody,blessedeverybody,andshedsmilesandtearsoneverybody,accordingtocircumstances。Thislady'snamewasMrsCoiler,andIhadthehonouroftakingherdowntodinneronthedayofmyinstallation。Shegavemetounderstandonthestairs,thatitwasablowtodearMrsPocketthatdearMrPocketshouldbeunderthenecessityofreceivinggentlementoreadwithhim。Thatdidnotextendtome,shetoldmeinagushofloveandconfidenceatthattime,Ihadknownhersomethinglessthanfiveminutes;iftheywerealllikeMe,itwouldbequiteanotherthing。
  `ButdearMrsPocket,'saidMrsCoiler,`afterherearlydisappointmentnotthatdearMrPocketwastoblameinthat,requiressomuchluxuryandelegance——'
  `Yes,ma'am,'Isaid,tostopher,forIwasafraidshewasgoingtocry。
  `Andsheisofsoaristocraticadisposition——'
  `Yes,ma'am,'Isaidagain,withthesameobjectasbefore。
  `-thatitishard,'saidMrsCoiler,`tohavedearMrPocket'stimeandattentiondivertedfromdearMrsPocket。'
  Icouldnothelpthinkingthatitmightbeharderifthebutcher'stimeandattentionweredivertedfromdearMrsPocket;butIsaidnothing,andindeedhadenoughtodoinkeepingabashfulwatchuponmycompany-manners。
  Itcametomyknowledge,throughwhatpassedbetweenMrsPocketandDrummlewhileIwasattentivetomyknifeandfork,spoon,glasses,andotherinstrumentsofself-destruction,thatDrummle,whosechristiannamewasBentley,wasactuallythenextheirbutonetoabaronetcy。ItfurtherappearedthatthebookIhadseenMrsPocketreadinginthegarden,wasallabouttitles,andthatsheknewtheexactdateatwhichhergrandpapawouldhavecomeintothebook,ifheeverhadcomeatall。Drummledidn'tsaymuch,butinhislimitedwayhestruckmeasasulkykindoffellow
  hespokeasoneoftheelect,andrecognizedMrsPocketasawomanandasister。NoonebutthemselvesandMrsCoilerthetoadyneighbourshowedanyinterestinthispartoftheconversation,anditappearedtomethatitwaspainfultoHerbert;butitpromisedtolastalongtime,whenthepagecameinwiththeannouncementofadomesticaffliction。Itwas,ineffect,thatthecookhadmislaidthebeef。Tomyunutterableamazement,Inow,forthefirsttime,sawMrPocketrelievehismindbygoingthroughaperformancethatstruckmeasveryextraordinary,butwhichmadenoimpressiononanybodyelse,andwithwhichIsoonbecameasfamiliarastherest。
  Helaiddownthecarving-knifeandfork-beingengagedincarving,atthemoment-puthistwohandsintohisdisturbedhair,andappearedtomakeanextraordinaryefforttolifthimselfupbyit。Whenhehaddonethis,andhadnotliftedhimselfupatall,hequietlywentonwithwhathewasabout。
  MrsCoilerthenchangedthesubject,andbegantoflatterme。Ilikeditforafewmoments,butsheflatteredmesoverygrosslythatthepleasurewassoonover。ShehadaserpentinewayofcomingcloseatmewhenshepretendedtobevitallyinterestedinthefriendsandlocalitiesIhadleft,whichwasaltogethersnakyandfork-tongued;andwhenshemadeanoccasionalbounceuponStartopwhosaidverylittletoher,oruponDrummlewhosaidless,Iratherenviedthemforbeingontheoppositesideofthetable。
  Afterdinnerthechildrenwereintroduced,andMrsCoilermadeadmiringcommentsontheireyes,noses,andlegs-asagaciouswayofimprovingtheirminds。Therewerefourlittlegirls,andtwolittleboys,besidesthebabywhomighthavebeeneither,andthebaby'snextsuccessorwhowasasyetneither。TheywerebroughtinbyFlopsonandMillers,muchasthoughthosetwononcommissionedofficershadbeenrecruitingsomewhereforchildrenandhadenlistedthese:whileMrsPocketlookedattheyoungNoblesthatoughttohavebeen,asifsheratherthoughtshehadhadthepleasureofinspectingthembefore,butdidn'tquiteknowwhattomakeofthem。
  `Here!Givemeyourfork,Mum,andtakethebaby,'saidFlopson。`Don'ttakeitthatway,oryou'llgetitsheadunderthetable。'
  Thusadvised,MrsPockettookittheotherway,andgotitsheaduponthetable;whichwasannouncedtoallpresentbyaprodigiousconcussion。
  `Dear,dear!Giveitmeback,Mum,'saidFlopson;`andMissJane,comeanddancetobaby,do!'
  Oneofthelittlegirls,ameremitewhoseemedtohaveprematurelytakenuponherselfsomechargeoftheothers,steppedoutofherplacebyme,anddancedtoandfromthebabyuntilitleftoffcrying,andlaughed。
  Then,allthechildrenlaughed,andMrPocketwhointhemeantimehadtwiceendeavouredtolifthimselfupbythehairlaughed,andwealllaughedandwereglad。
  Flopson,bydintofdoublingthebabyatthejointslikeaDutchdoll,thengotitsafelyintoMrsPocket'slap,andgaveitthenutcrackerstoplaywith:atthesametimerecommendingMrsPockettotakenoticethatthehandlesofthatinstrumentwerenotlikelytoagreewithitseyes,andsharplychargingMissJanetolookafterthesame。Then,thetwonurseslefttheroom,andhadalivelyscuffleonthestaircasewithadissipatedpagewhohadwaitedatdinner,andwhohadclearlylosthalfhisbuttonsatthegamingtable。
  IwasmadeveryuneasyinmymindbyMrsPocket'sfallingintoadiscussionwithDrummlerespectingtwobaronetcies,whilesheateaslicedorangesteepedinsugarandwine,andforgettingallaboutthebabyonherlap:
  whodidmostappallingthingswiththenutcrackers。Atlength,littleJaneperceivingitsyoungbrainstobeimperilled,softlyleftherplace,andwithmanysmallartificescoaxedthedangerousweaponaway。MrsPocketfinishingherorangeataboutthesametime,andnotapprovingofthis,saidtoJane:
  `Younaughtychild,howdareyou?Goandsitdownthisinstant!'
  `Mammadear,'lispedthelittlegirl,`babyoodhaveputhitheyethout。'
  `Howdareyoutellmeso?'retortedMrsPocket。`Goandsitdowninyourchairthismoment!'
  MrsPocket'sdignitywassocrushing,thatIfeltquiteabashed:asifImyselfhaddonesomethingtorouseit。
  `Belinda,'remonstratedMrPocket,fromtheotherendofthetable,`howcanyoubesounreasonable?Janeonlyinterferedfortheprotectionofbaby。'
  `Iwillnotallowanybodytointerfere,'saidMrsPocket。`Iamsurprised,Matthew,thatyoushouldexposemetotheaffrontofinterference。'
  `GoodGod!'criedMrPocket,inanoutbreakofdesolatedesperation。
  `Areinfantstobenutcrackeredintotheirtombs,andisnobodytosavethem?'
  `IwillnotbeinterferedwithbyJane,'saidMrsPocket,withamajesticglanceatthatinnocentlittleoffender。`IhopeIknowmypoorgrandpapa'sposition。Jane,indeed!'
  MrPocketgothishandsinhishairagain,andthistimereallydidlifthimselfsomeinchesoutofhischair。`Hearthis!'hehelplesslyexclaimedtotheelements。`Babiesaretobenutcrackereddead,forpeople'spoorgrandpapa'spositions!'Thenhelethimselfdownagain,andbecamesilent。
  Wealllookedawkwardlyatthetable-clothwhilethiswasgoingon。
  Apausesucceeded,duringwhichthehonestandirrepressiblebabymadeaseriesofleapsandcrowsatlittleJane,whoappearedtometobetheonlymemberofthefamilyirrespectiveofservantswithwhomithadanydecidedacquaintance。
  `MrDrummle,'saidMrsPocket,`willyouringforFlopson?Jane,youundutifullittlething,goandliedown。Now,babydarling,comewithma!'
  Thebabywasthesoulofhonour,andprotestedwithallitsmight。ItdoubleditselfupthewrongwayoverMrsPocket'sarm,exhibitedapairofknittedshoesanddimpledanklestothecompanyinlieuofitssoftface,andwascarriedoutinthehigheststateofmutiny。Anditgaineditspointafterall,forIsawitthroughthewindowwithinafewminutes,beingnursedbylittleJane。
  Ithappenedthattheotherfivechildrenwereleftbehindatthedinner-table,throughFlopson'shavingsomeprivateengagement,andtheirnotbeinganybodyelse'sbusiness。IthusbecameawareofthemutualrelationsbetweenthemandMrPocket,whichwereexemplifiedinthefollowingmanner。MrPocket,withthenormalperplexityofhisfaceheightenedandhishairrumpled,lookedatthemforsomeminutes,asifhecouldn'tmakeouthowtheycametobeboardingandlodginginthatestablishment,andwhytheyhadn'tbeenbilletedbyNatureonsomebodyelse。Then,inadistant,Missionarywayheaskedthemcertainquestions-aswhylittleJoehadthatholeinhisfrill:whosaid,Pa,Flopsonwasgoingtomenditwhenshehadtime-andhowlittleFannycamebythatwhitlow:whosaid,Pa,Millerswasgoingtopoulticeitwhenshedidn'tforget。Then,hemeltedintoparentaltenderness,andgavethemashillingapieceandtoldthemtogoandplay;andthenastheywentout,withoneverystrongefforttolifthimselfupbythehairhedismissedthehopelesssubject。
  Intheeveningtherewasrowingontheriver。AsDrummleandStartophadeachaboat,Iresolvedtosetupmine,andtocutthembothout。I
  wasprettygoodatmostexercisesinwhichcountryboysareadepts,but,asIwasconsciousofwantingeleganceofstylefortheThames-nottosayforotherwaters-Iatonceengagedtoplacemyselfunderthetuitionofthewinnerofaprizewherrywhopliedatourstairs,andtowhomIwasintroducedbymynewallies。Thispracticalauthorityconfusedmeverymuch,bysayingIhadthearmofablacksmith。Ifhecouldhaveknownhownearlythecomplimentlosthimhispupil,Idoubtifhewouldhavepaidit。
  Therewasasupper-trayafterwegothomeatnight,andIthinkweshouldallhaveenjoyedourselves,butforaratherdisagreeabledomesticoccurrence。
  MrPocketwasingoodspirits,whenahousemaidcamein,andsaid,`Ifyouplease,sir,Ishouldwishtospeaktoyou。'
  `Speaktoyourmaster?'saidMrsPocket,whosedignitywasrousedagain。
  `Howcanyouthinkofsuchathing?GoandspeaktoFlopson。Orspeaktome-atsomeothertime。'
  `Beggingyourpardon,ma'am,'returnedthehousemaid,`Ishouldwishtospeakatonce,andtospeaktomaster。'
  Hereupon,MrPocketwentoutoftheroom,andwemadethebestofourselvesuntilhecameback。
  `Thisisaprettything,Belinda!'saidMrPocket,returningwithacountenanceexpressiveofgriefanddespair。`Here'sthecooklyinginsensiblydrunkonthekitchenfloor,withalargebundleoffreshbuttermadeupinthecupboardreadytosellforgrease!'
  MrsPocketinstantlyshowedmuchamiableemotion,andsaid,`ThisisthatodiousSophia'sdoing!'
  `Whatdoyoumean,Belinda?'demandedMrPocket。
  `Sophiahastoldyou,'saidMrsPocket。`DidInotseeherwithmyowneyesandhearherwithmyownears,comeintotheroomjustnowandasktospeaktoyou?'
  `Buthasshenottakenmedownstairs,Belinda,'returnedMrPocket,`andshownmethewoman,andthebundletoo?'
  `Anddoyoudefendher,Matthew,'saidMrsPocket,`formakingmischief?'
  MrPocketutteredadismalgroan。
  `AmI,grandpapa'sgranddaughter,tobenothinginthehouse?'saidMrsPocket。`Besides,thecookhasalwaysbeenaverynicerespectfulwoman,andsaidinthemostnaturalmannerwhenshecametolookafterthesituation,thatshefeltIwasborntobeaDuchess。'
  TherewasasofawhereMrPocketstood,andhedroppeduponitintheattitudeoftheDyingGladiator。Stillinthatattitudehesaid,withahollowvoice,`Goodnight,MrPip,'whenIdeemeditadvisabletogotobedandleavehim。
  Chapter24
  AFTERtwoorthreedays,whenIhadestablishedmyselfinmyroomandhadgonebackwardsandforwardstoLondonseveraltimes,andhadorderedallIwantedofmytradesmen,MrPocketandIhadalongtalktogether。
  HeknewmoreofmyintendedcareerthanIknewmyself,forthereferredtohishavingbeentoldbyMrJaggersthatIwasnotdesignedforanyprofession,andthatIshouldbewellenougheducatedformydestinyifIcould`holdmyown'withtheaverageofyoungmeninprosperouscircumstances。Iacquiesced,ofcourse,knowingnothingtothecontrary。
  HeadvisedmyattendingcertainplacesinLondon,fortheacquisitionofsuchmererudimentsasIwanted,andmyinvestinghimwiththefunctionsofexplaineranddirectorofallmystudies。HehopedthatwithintelligentassistanceIshouldmeetwithlittletodiscourageme,andshouldsoonbeabletodispensewithanyaidbuthis。Throughhiswayofsayingthis,andmuchmoretosimilarpurpose,heplacedhimselfonconfidentialtermswithmeinanadmirablemanner;andImaystateatoncethathewasalwayssozealousandhonourableinfulfillinghiscompactwithme,thathemademezealousandhonourableinfulfillingminewithhim。Ifhehadshownindifferenceasamaster,IhavenodoubtIshouldhavereturnedthecomplimentasapupil;hegavemenosuchexcuse,andeachofusdidtheotherjustice。
  Nor,didIeverregardhimashavinganythingludicrousabouthim-oranythingbutwhatwasserious,honest,andgood-inhistutorcommunicationwithme。
  Whenthesepointsweresettled,andsofarcarriedoutasthatIhadbeguntoworkinearnest,itoccurredtomethatifIcouldretainmybedroominBarnard'sInn,mylifewouldbeagreeablyvaried,whilemymannerswouldbenonetheworseforHerbert'ssociety。MrPocketdidnotobjecttothisarrangement,buturgedthatbeforeanystepcouldpossiblybetakeninit,itmustbesubmittedtomyguardian。IfeltthatthisdelicacyaroseoutoftheconsiderationthattheplanwouldsaveHerbertsomeexpense,soIwentofftoLittleBritainandimpartedmywishtoMrJaggers。
  `IfIcouldbuythefurniturenowhiredforme,'saidI,`andoneortwootherlittlethings,Ishouldbequiteathomethere。'
  `Goit!'saidMrJaggers,withashortlaugh。`Itoldyouyou'dgeton。Well!Howmuchdoyouwant?'
  IsaidIdidn'tknowhowmuch。
  `Come!'retortedMrJaggers。`Howmuch?Fiftypounds?'
  `Oh,notnearlysomuch。'
  `Fivepounds?'saidMrJaggers。
  Thiswassuchagreatfall,thatIsaidindiscomfiture,`Oh!morethanthat。'
  `Morethanthat,eh!'retortedMrJaggers,lyinginwaitforme,withhishandsinhispockets,hisheadononeside,andhiseyesonthewallbehindme;`howmuchmore?'
  `Itissodifficulttofixasum,'saidI,hesitating。
  `Come!'saidMrJaggers。`Let'sgetatit。Twicefive;willthatdo?
  Threetimesfive;willthatdo?Fourtimesfive;willthatdo?'
  IsaidIthoughtthatwoulddohandsomely。
  `Fourtimesfivewilldohandsomely,willit?'saidMrJaggers,knittinghisbrows。`Now,whatdoyoumakeoffourtimesfive?'
  `WhatdoImakeofit?'
  `Ah!'saidMrJaggers;`howmuch?'
  `Isupposeyoumakeittwentypounds,'saidI,smiling。
  `NevermindwhatImakeit,myfriend,'observedMrJaggers,withaknowingandcontradictorytossofhishead。`Iwanttoknowwhatyoumakeit。'
  `Twentypounds,ofcourse。'
  `Wemmick!'saidMrJaggers,openinghisofficedoor。`TakeMrPip'swrittenorder,andpayhimtwentypounds。'
  Thisstronglymarkedwayofdoingbusinessmadeastronglymarkedimpressiononme,andthatnotofanagreeablekind。MrJaggersneverlaughed;butheworegreatbrightcreakingboots,and,inpoisinghimselfontheseboots,withhislargeheadbentdownandhiseyebrowsjoinedtogether,awaitingananswer,hesometimescausedthebootstocreak,asiftheylaughedinadryandsuspiciousway。Ashehappenedtogooutnow,andasWemmickwasbriskandtalkative,IsaidtoWemmickthatIhardlyknewwhattomakeofMrJaggers'smanner。
  `Tellhimthat,andhe'lltakeitasacompliment,'answeredWemmick;
  `hedon'tmeanthatyoushouldknowwhattomakeofit-Oh!'forIlookedsurprised,`it'snotpersonal;it'sprofessional:onlyprofessional。'
  Wemmickwasathisdesk,lunching-andcrunching-onadryhardbiscuit;
  piecesofwhichhethrewfromtimetotimeintohisslitofamouth,asifhewerepostingthem。
  `Alwaysseemstome,'saidWemmick,`asifhehadsetamantrapandwaswatchingit。Suddenly-click-you'recaught!'
  Withoutremarkingthatman-trapswerenotamongtheamenitiesoflife,IsaidIsupposedhewasveryskilful?
  `Deep,'saidWemmick,`asAustralia。'Pointingwithhispenattheofficefloor,toexpressthatAustraliawasunderstood,forthepurposesofthefigure,tobesymmetricallyontheoppositespotoftheglobe。`Iftherewasanythingdeeper,'addedWemmick,bringinghispentopaper,`he'dbeit。'
  Then,IsaidIsupposedhehadafinebusiness,andWemmicksaid,`Ca-pi-tal!'
  ThenIaskedifthereweremanyclerks?towhichhereplied:
  `Wedon'trunmuchintoclerks,becausethere'sonlyoneJaggers,andpeoplewon'thavehimatsecond-hand。Thereareonlyfourofus。Wouldyouliketosee'em?Youareoneofus,asImaysay。'
  Iacceptedtheoffer。WhenMrWemmickhadputallthebiscuitintothepost,andhadpaidmemymoneyfromacash-boxinasafe,thekeyofwhichsafehekeptsomewheredownhisbackandproducedfromhiscoat-collarlikeanironpigtail,wewentup-stairs。Thehousewasdarkandshabby,andthegreasyshouldersthathadlefttheirmarkinMrJaggers'sroom,seemedtohavebeenshufflingupanddownthestaircaseforyears。Inthefrontfirstfloor,aclerkwholookedsomethingbetweenapublicanandarat-catcher-alargepalepuffedswollenman-wasattentivelyengagedwiththreeorfourpeopleofshabbyappearance,whomhetreatedasunceremoniouslyaseverybodyseemedtobetreatedwhocontributedtoMrJaggers'scoffers。
  `Gettingevidencetogether,'saidMrWemmick,aswecameout,`fortheBailey。'Intheroomoverthat,alittleflabbyterrierofaclerkwithdanglinghairhiscroppingseemedtohavebeenforgottenwhenhewasapuppywassimilarlyengagedwithamanwithweakeyes,whomMrWemmickpresentedtomeasasmelterwhokepthispotalwaysboiling,andwhowouldmeltmeanythingIpleased-andwhowasinanexcessivewhite-perspiration,asifhehadbeentryinghisartonhimself。Inabackroom,ahigh-shoulderedmanwithafaceachetiedupindirtyflannel,whowasdressedinoldblackclothesthatboretheappearanceofhavingbeenwaxed,wasstoopingoverhisworkofmakingfaircopiesofthenotesoftheothertwogentlemen,forMrJaggers'sownuse。
  Thiswasalltheestablishment。Whenwewentdown-stairsagain,Wemmickledmeintomyguardian'sroom,andsaid,`Thisyou'veseenalready。'
  `Pray,'saidI,asthetwoodiouscastswiththetwitchyleeruponthemcaughtmysightagain,`whoselikenessesarethose?'
  `These?'saidWemmick,gettinguponachair,andblowingthedustoffthehorribleheadsbeforebringingthemdown。`Thesearetwocelebratedones。Famousclientsofoursthatgotusaworldofcredit。Thischapwhyyoumusthavecomedowninthenightandbeenpeepingintotheinkstand,togetthisblotuponyoureyebrow,youoldrascal!murderedhismaster,and,consideringthathewasn'tbroughtuptoevidence,didn'tplanitbadly。'
  `Isitlikehim?'Iasked,recoilingfromthebrute,asWemmickspatuponhiseyebrowandgaveitarubwithhissleeve。
  `Likehim?It'shimself,youknow。ThecastwasmadeinNewgate,directlyafterhewastakendown。Youhadaparticularfancyforme,hadn'tyou,OldArtful?'saidWemmick。Hethenexplainedthisaffectionateapostrophe,bytouchinghisbroochrepresentingtheladyandtheweepingwillowatthetombwiththeurnuponit,andsaying,`Haditmadeforme,express!'
  `Istheladyanybody?'saidI。
  `No,'returnedWemmick。`Onlyhisgame。Youlikedyourbitofgame,didn'tyou?No;deuceabitofaladyinthecase,MrPip,exceptone-andshewasn'tofthisslenderladylikesort,andyouwouldn'thavecaughtherlookingafterthisurn-unlesstherewassomethingtodrinkinit。'Wemmick'sattentionbeingthusdirectedtohisbrooch,heputdownthecast,andpolishedthebroochwithhispocket-handkerchief。
  `Didthatothercreaturecometothesameend?'Iasked。`Hehasthesamelook。'
  `You'reright,'saidWemmick;`it'sthegenuinelook。Muchasifonenostrilwascaughtupwithahorsehairandalittlefish-hook。Yes,hecametothesameend;quitethenaturalendhere,Iassureyou。Heforgedwills,thisbladedid,ifhedidn'talsoputthesupposedtestatorstosleeptoo。YouwereagentlemanlyCove,though'MrWemmickwasagainapostrophizing,`andyousaidyoucouldwriteGreek。Yah,Bounceable!Whataliaryouwere!I
  nevermetsuchaliarasyou!'Beforeputtinghislatefriendonhisshelfagain,Wemmicktouchedthelargestofhismourningringsandsaid,`Sentouttobuyitforme,onlythedaybefore。'
  Whilehewasputtinguptheothercastandcomingdownfromthechair,thethoughtcrossedmymindthatallhispersonaljewellerywasderivedfromlikesources。Ashehadshownnodiffidenceonthesubject,Iventuredonthelibertyofaskinghimthequestion,whenhestoodbeforeme,dustinghishands。
  `Ohyes,'hereturned,`theseareallgiftsofthatkind。Onebringsanother,yousee;that'sthewayofit。Ialwaystake'em。They'recuriosities。
  Andthey'reproperty。Theymaynotbeworthmuch,but,afterall,they'repropertyandportable。Itdon'tsignifytoyouwithyourbrilliantlook-out,butastomyself,myguidingstaralwaysis,"Getholdofportableproperty"。'
  WhenIhadrenderedhomagetothislight,hewentontosay,inafriendlymanner:
  `Ifatanyoddtimewhenyouhavenothingbettertodo,youwouldn'tmindcomingovertoseemeatWalworth,Icouldofferyouabed,andI
  shouldconsideritanhonour。Ihavenotmuchtoshowyou;butsuchtwoorthreecuriositiesasIhavegot,youmightliketolookover;andI
  amfondofabitofgardenandasummer-house。'
  IsaidIshouldbedelightedtoaccepthishospitality。
  `Thankee,'saidhe;`thenwe'llconsiderthatit'stocomeoff,whenconvenienttoyou。HaveyoudinedwithMrJaggersyet?'
  `Notyet。'
  `Well,'saidWemmick,`he'llgiveyouwine,andgoodwine。I'llgiveyoupunch,andnotbadpunch。andnowI'lltellyousomething。WhenyougotodinewithMrJaggers,lookathishousekeeper。'
  `ShallIseesomethingveryuncommon?'
  `Well,'saidWemmick,`you'llseeawildbeasttamed。Notsoveryuncommon,you'lltellme。Ireply,thatdependsontheoriginalwildnessofthebeast,andtheamountoftaming。Itwon'tloweryouropinionofMrJaggers'spowers。
  Keepyoureyeonit。'
  ItoldhimIwoulddoso,withalltheinterestandcuriositythathispreparationawakened。AsIwastakingmydeparture,heaskedmeifIwouldliketodevotefiveminutestoseeingMrJaggers`atit?'
  Forseveralreasons,andnotleastbecauseIdidn'tclearlyknowwhatMrJaggerswouldbefoundtobe`at,'Irepliedintheaffirmative。WedivedintotheCity,andcameupinacrowdedpolicecourt,whereablood-relationinthemurderoussenseofthedeceasedwiththefancifultasteinbrooches,wasstandingatthebar,uncomfortablychewingsomething;whilemyguardianhadawomanunderexaminationorcross-examination-Idon'tknowwhich-andwasstrikingher,andthebench,andeverybodypresent,withawe。
  Ifanybody,ofwhatsoeverdegree,saidawordthathedidn'tapproveof,heinstantlyrequiredtohaveit`takendown。'Ifanybodywouldn'tmakeanadmission,hesaid,`I'llhaveitoutofyou!'andifanybodymadeanadmission,hesaid,`NowIhavegotyou!'themagistratesshiveredunderasinglebiteofhisfinger。Thievesandthieftakershungindreadraptureonhiswords,andshrankwhenahairofhiseyebrowsturnedintheirdirection。
  Whichsidehewason,Icouldn'tmakeout,forheseemedtometobegrindingthewholeplaceinamill;IonlyknowthatwhenIstoleoutontiptoe,hewasnotonthesideofthebench;for,hewasmakingthelegsoftheoldgentlemanwhopresided,quiteconvulsiveunderthetable,byhisdenunciationsofhisconductastherepresentativeofBritishlawandjusticeinthatchairthatday。
  Chapter25
  BENTLEYDRUMMLE,whowassosulkyafellowthatheeventookupabookasifitswriterhaddonehimaninjury,didnottakeupanacquaintanceinamoreagreeablespirit。Heavyinfigure,movement,andcomprehension-inthesluggishcomplexionofhisface,andinthelargeawkwardtonguethatseemedtolollaboutinhismouthashehimselflolledaboutinaroom-hewasidle,proud,niggardly,reserved,andsuspicious。HecameofrichpeopledowninSomersetshire,whohadnursedthiscombinationofqualitiesuntiltheymadethediscoverythatitwasjustofageandablockhead。
  Thus,BentleyDrummlehadcometoMrPocketwhenhewasaheadtallerthanthatgentleman,andhalfadozenheadsthickerthanmostgentlemen。
  Startophadbeenspoiltbyaweakmotherandkeptathomewhenheoughttohavebeenatschool,buthewasdevotedlyattachedtoher,andadmiredherbeyondmeasure。Hehadawoman'sdelicacyoffeature,andwas-`asyoumaysee,thoughyouneversawher,'saidHerberttome-exactlylikehismother。ItwasbutnaturalthatIshouldtaketohimmuchmorekindlythantoDrummle,andthat,evenintheearliesteveningsofourboating,heandIshouldpullhomewardabreastofoneanother,conversingfromboattoboat,whileBentleyDrummlecameupinourwakealone,undertheoverhangingbanksandamongtherushes。Hewouldalwayscreepin-shorelikesomeuncomfortableamphibiouscreature,evenwhenthetidewouldhavesenthimfastuponhisway;andIalwaysthinkofhimascomingafterusinthedarkorbytheback-water,whenourowntwoboatswerebreakingthesunsetorthemoonlightinmid-stream。
  Herbertwasmyintimatecompanionandfriend。Ipresentedhimwithahalf-shareinmyboat,whichwastheoccasionofhisoftencomingdowntoHammersmith;andmypossessionofahalfshareinhischambersoftentookmeuptoLondon。Weusedtowalkbetweenthetwoplacesatallhours。
  Ihaveanaffectionfortheroadyetthoughitisnotsopleasantaroadasitwasthen,formedintheimpressibilityofuntriedyouthandhope。
  WhenIhadbeeninMrPocket'sfamilyamonthortwo,MrandMrsCamillaturnedup。CamillawasMrPocket'ssister。Georgiana,whomIhadseenatMissHavisham'sonthesameoccasion,alsoturnedup。shewasacousin-anindigestivesinglewoman,whocalledherrigidityreligion,andherliverlove。Thesepeoplehatedmewiththehatredofcupidityanddisappointment。
  Asamatterofcourse,theyfawneduponmeinmyprosperitywiththebasestmeanness。TowardsMrPocket,asagrown-upinfantwithnonotionofhisowninterests,theyshowedthecomplacentforbearanceIhadheardthemexpress。MrsPockettheyheldincontempt;buttheyallowedthepoorsoultohavebeenheavilydisappointedinlife,becausethatshedafeeblereflectedlightuponthemselves。
  ThesewerethesurroundingsamongwhichIsettleddown,andappliedmyselftomyeducation。Isooncontractedexpensivehabits,andbegantospendanamountofmoneythatwithinafewshortmonthsIshouldhavethoughtalmostfabulous;butthroughgoodandevilIstucktomybooks。Therewasnoothermeritinthis,thanmyhavingsenseenoughtofeelmydeficiencies。
  BetweenMrPocketandHerbertIgotonfast;and,withoneortheotheralwaysatmyelbowtogivemethestartIwanted,andclearobstructionsoutofmyroad,ImusthavebeenasgreatadoltasDrummleifIhaddoneless。
  IhadnotseenMrWemmickforsomeweeks,whenIthoughtIwouldwritehimanoteandproposetogohomewithhimonacertainevening。Herepliedthatitwouldgivehimmuchpleasure,andthathewouldexpectmeattheofficeatsixo'clock。ThitherIwent,andthereIfoundhim,puttingthekeyofhissafedownhisbackastheclockstruck。
  `DidyouthinkofwalkingdowntoWalworth?'saidhe。
  `Certainly,'saidI,`ifyouapprove。'
  `Verymuch,'wasWemmick'sreply,`forIhavehadmylegsunderthedeskallday,andshallbegladtostretchthem。Now,I'lltellyouwhatIhavegotforsupper,MrPip。Ihavegotastewedsteak-whichisofhomepreparation-andacoldroastfowl-whichisfromthecook's-shop。
  Ithinkit'stender,becausethemasteroftheshopwasaJurymaninsomecasesofourstheotherday,andwelethimdowneasy。IremindedhimofitwhenIboughtthefowl,andIsaid,"Pickusoutagoodone,oldBriton,becauseifwehadchosentokeepyouintheboxanotherdayortwo,wecouldeasilyhavedoneit。"Hesaidtothat,"Letmemakeyouapresentofthebestfowlintheshop。"Ilethim,ofcourse。Asfarasitgoes,it'spropertyandportable。Youdon'tobjecttoanagedparent,Ihope?'
  Ireallythoughthewasstillspeakingofthefowl,untilheadded,`BecauseIhavegotanagedparentatmyplace。'Ithensaidwhatpolitenessrequired。
  `So,youhaven'tdinedwithMrJaggersyet?'hepursued,aswewalkedalong。
  `Notyet。'
  `Hetoldmesothisafternoonwhenheheardyouwerecoming。Iexpectyou'llhaveaninvitationto-morrow。He'sgoingtoaskyourpals,too。
  Threeof'em;ain'tthere?'
  AlthoughIwasnotinthehabitofcountingDrummleasoneofmyintimateassociates,Ianswered,`Yes。'
  `Well,he'sgoingtoaskthewholegang;'Ihardlyfeltcomplimentedbytheword;`andwhateverhegivesyou,he'llgiveyougood。Don'tlookforwardtovariety,butyou'llhaveexcellence。Andthere'sanotherrumthinginhishouse,'proceededWemmick,afteramoment'spause,asiftheremarkfollowedonthehousekeeperunderstood;`heneverletsadoororwindowbefastenedatnight。'
  `Isheneverrobbed?'
  `That'sit!'returnedWemmick。`Hesays,andgivesitoutpublicly,"Iwanttoseethemanwho'llrobme。"Lordblessyou,Ihaveheardhim,ahundredtimesifIhaveheardhimonce,saytoregularcracksmeninourfrontoffice,"YouknowwhereIlive;now,noboltiseverdrawnthere;whydon'tyoudoastrokeofbusinesswithme?Come;can'tItemptyou?"Notamanofthem,sir,wouldbeboldenoughtotryiton,forloveormoney。'
  `Theydreadhimsomuch?'saidI。
  `Dreadhim,'saidWemmick。`Ibelieveyoutheydreadhim。Notbutwhathe'sartful,eveninhisdefianceofthem。Nosilver,sir。Britanniametal,everyspoon。'
  `Sotheywouldn'thavemuch,'Iobserved,`evenifthey——'
  `Ah!Buthewouldhavemuch,'saidWemmick,cuttingmeshort,`andtheyknowit。He'dhavetheirlives,andthelivesofscoresof'em。
  He'dhaveallhecouldget。Andit'simpossibletosaywhathecouldn'tget,ifhegavehismindtoit。'
  Iwasfallingintomeditationonmyguardian'sgreatness,whenWemmickremarked:
  `Astotheabsenceofplate,that'sonlyhisnaturaldepth,youknow。
  Ariver'sitsnaturaldepth,andhe'shisnaturaldepth。Lookathiswatch-chain。
  That'srealenough。'
  `It'sverymassive,'saidI。
  `Massive?'repeatedWemmick。`Ithinkso。Andhiswatchisagoldrepeater,andworthahundredpoundifit'sworthapenny。MrPip,thereareaboutsevenhundredthievesinthistownwhoknowallaboutthatwatch;there'snotaman,awoman,orachild,amongthem,whowouldn'tidentifythesmallestlinkinthatchain,anddropitasifitwasred-hot,ifinveigledintotouchingit。'
  Atfirstwithsuchdiscourse,andafterwardswithconversationofamoregeneralnature,didMrWemmickandIbeguilethetimeandtheroad,untilhegavemetounderstandthatwehadarrivedinthedistrictofWalworth。
  Itappearedtobeacollectionofbacklanes,ditches,andlittlegardens,andtopresenttheaspectofaratherdullretirement。Wemmick'shousewasalittlewoodencottageinthemidstofplotsofgarden,andthetopofitwascutoutandpaintedlikeabatterymountedwithguns。
  `Myowndoing,'saidWemmick。`Lookspretty;don'tit?'
  Ihighlycommendedit,IthinkitwasthesmallesthouseIeversaw;
  withthequeerestgothicwindowsbyfarthegreaterpartofthemsham,andagothicdoor,almosttoosmalltogetinat。
  `That'sarealflagstaff,yousee,'saidWemmick,`andonSundaysI
  runuparealflag。Thenlookhere。AfterIhavecrossedthisbridge,I
  hoistitup-so-andcutoffthecommunication。'
  Thebridgewasaplank,anditcrossedachasmaboutfourfeetwideandtwodeep。Butitwasverypleasanttoseethepridewithwhichhehoisteditupandmadeitfast;smilingashedidso,witharelishandnotmerelymechanically。
  `Atnineo'clockeverynight,Greenwichtime,'saidWemmick,`thegunfires。Thereheis,yousee!Andwhenyouhearhimgo,Ithinkyou'llsayhe'saStinger。'
  Thepieceofordnancereferredto,wasmountedinaseparatefortress,constructedoflattice-work。Itwasprotectedfromtheweatherbyaningeniouslittletarpaulincontrivanceinthenatureofanumbrella。
  `Then,attheback,'saidWemmick,`outofsight,soasnottoimpedetheideaoffortifications-forit'saprinciplewithme,ifyouhaveanidea,carryitoutandkeepitup-Idon'tknowwhetherthat'syouropinion——'
  Isaid,decidedly。
  `-Attheback,there'sapig,andtherearefowlsandrabbits;then,Iknocktogethermyownlittleframe,yousee,andgrowcucumbers;andyou'lljudgeatsupperwhatsortofasaladIcanraise。So,sir,'saidWemmick,smilingagain,butseriouslytoo,asheshookhishead,`ifyoucansupposethelittleplacebesieged,itwouldholdoutadevilofatimeinpointofprovisions。'
  Then,heconductedmetoaboweraboutadozenyardsoff,butwhichwasapproachedbysuchingenioustwistsofpaththatittookquitealongtimetogetat;andinthisretreatourglasseswerealreadysetforth。
  Ourpunchwascoolinginanornamentallake,onwhosemarginthebowerwasraised。Thispieceofwaterwithanislandinthemiddlewhichmighthavebeenthesaladforsupperwasofacircularform,andhehadconstructedafountaininit,which,whenyousetalittlemillgoingandtookacorkoutofapipe,playedtothatpowerfulextentthatitmadethebackofyourhandquitewet。