CHAPTERLVIII
  WHICHTELLSHOWADVENTURESCAMECROWDINGONDONQUIXOTEINSUCH
  NUMBERSTHATTHEYGAVEONEANOTHERNOBREATHING-TIME
  WHENDonQuixotesawhimselfinopencountry,free,andrelievedfromtheattentionsofAltisidora,hefeltathisease,andinfreshspiritstotakeupthepursuitofchivalryoncemore;andturningtoSanchohesaid,“Freedom,Sancho,isoneofthemostpreciousgiftsthatheavenhasbestoweduponmen;notreasuresthattheearthholdsburiedortheseaconcealscancomparewithit;forfreedom,asforhonour,lifemayandshouldbeventured;andontheotherhand,captivityisthegreatestevilthatcanfalltothelotofman。I
  saythis,Sancho,becausethouhastseenthegoodcheer,theabundancewehaveenjoyedinthiscastleweareleaving;wellthen,amidthosedaintybanquetsandsnow-cooledbeveragesIfeltasthoughIwereundergoingthestraitsofhunger,becauseIdidnotenjoythemwiththesamefreedomasiftheyhadbeenmineown;forthesenseofbeingunderanobligationtoreturnbenefitsandfavoursreceivedisarestraintthatcheckstheindependenceofthespirit。Happyhe,towhomheavenhasgivenapieceofbreadforwhichheisnotboundtogivethankstoanybutheavenitself!”
  “Forallyourworshipsays,“saidSancho,“itisnotbecomingthatthereshouldhenothanksonourpartfortwohundredgoldcrownsthattheduke'smajordomohasgivenmeinalittlepursewhichIcarrynextmyheart,likeawarmingplasterorcomforter,tomeetanychancecalls;forweshan'talwaysfindcastleswherethey'llentertainus;
  nowandthenwemaylightuponroadsideinnswherethey'llcudgelus。“
  Inconversationofthissorttheknightandsquireerrantwerepursuingtheirjourney,when,aftertheyhadgonealittlemorethanhalfaleague,theyperceivedsomedozenmendressedlikelabourersstretchedupontheircloaksonthegrassofagreenmeadoweatingtheirdinner。Theyhadbesidethemwhatseemedtobewhitesheetsconcealingsomeobjectsunderthem,standinguprightorlyingflat,andarrangedatintervals。DonQuixoteapproachedthediners,and,salutingthemcourteouslyfirst,heaskedthemwhatitwasthoseclothscovered。“Senor,“answeredoneoftheparty,“undertheseclothsaresomeimagescarvedinreliefintendedforaretabloweareputtingupinourvillage;wecarrythemcoveredupthattheymaynotbesoiled,andonourshouldersthattheymaynotbebroken。“
  “Withyourgoodleave,“saidDonQuixote,“Ishouldliketoseethem;forimagesthatarecarriedsocarefullynodoubtmustbefineones。“
  “Ishouldthinktheywere!”saidtheother;“letthemoneytheycostspeakforthat;forasamatteroffactthereisnotoneofthemthatdoesnotstandusinmorethanfiftyducats;andthatyourworshipmayjudge;waitamoment,andyoushallseewithyourowneyes;“andgettingupfromhisdinnerhewentanduncoveredthefirstimage,whichprovedtobeoneofSaintGeorgeonhorsebackwithaserpentwrithingathisfeetandthelancethrustdownitsthroatwithallthatfiercenessthatisusuallydepicted。Thewholegroupwasoneblazeofgold,asthesayingis。OnseeingitDonQuixotesaid,“Thatknightwasoneofthebestknights-errantthearmyofheaveneverowned;hewascalledDonSaintGeorge,andhewasmoreoveradefenderofmaidens。Letusseethisnextone。“
  Themanuncoveredit,anditwasseentobethatofSaintMartinonhishorse,dividinghiscloakwiththebeggar。TheinstantDonQuixotesawithesaid,“ThisknighttoowasoneoftheChristianadventurers,butIbelievehewasgenerousratherthanvaliant,asthoumayestperceive,Sancho,byhisdividinghiscloakwiththebeggarandgivinghimhalfofit;nodoubtitwaswinteratthetime,forotherwisehewouldhavegivenhimthewholeofit,socharitablewashe。“
  “Itwasnotthat,mostlikely,“saidSancho,“butthatheheldwiththeproverbthatsays,'Forgivingandkeepingthere'sneedofbrains。'“
  DonQuixotelaughed,andaskedthemtotakeoffthenextcloth,underneathwhichwasseentheimageofthepatronsaintoftheSpainsseatedonhorseback,hisswordstainedwithblood,tramplingonMoorsandtreadingheadsunderfoot;andonseeingitDonQuixoteexclaimed,“Ay,thisisaknight,andofthesquadronsofChrist!ThisoneiscalledDonSaintJamestheMoorslayer,oneofthebravestsaintsandknightstheworldeverhadorheavenhasnow。“
  TheythenraisedanotherclothwhichitappearedcoveredSaintPaulfallingfromhishorse,withallthedetailsthatareusuallygiveninrepresentationsofhisconversion。WhenDonQuixotesawit,renderedinsuchlifelikestylethatonewouldhavesaidChristwasspeakingandPaulanswering,“This,“hesaid,“wasinhistimethegreatestenemythattheChurchofGodourLordhad,andthegreatestchampionitwilleverhave;aknight-errantinlife,asteadfastsaintindeath,anuntiringlabourerintheLord'svineyard,ateacheroftheGentiles,whoseschoolwasheaven,andwhoseinstructorandmasterwasJesusChristhimself。“
  Therewerenomoreimages,soDonQuixotebadethemcoverthemupagain,andsaidtothosewhohadbroughtthem,“Itakeitasahappyomen,brothers,tohaveseenwhatIhave;forthesesaintsandknightswereofthesameprofessionasmyself,whichisthecallingofarms;
  onlythereisthisdifferencebetweenthemandme,thattheyweresaints,andfoughtwithdivineweapons,andIamasinnerandfightwithhumanones。Theywonheavenbyforceofarms,forheavensufferethviolence;andI,sofar,knownotwhatIhavewonbydintofmysufferings;butifmyDulcineadelTobosoweretobereleasedfromhers,perhapswithmendedfortunesandamindrestoredtoitselfImightdirectmystepsinabetterpaththanIamfollowingatpresent。“
  “MayGodhearandsinbedeaf,“saidSanchotothis。
  Themenwerefilledwithwonder,aswellatthefigureasatthewordsofDonQuixote,thoughtheydidnotunderstandonehalfofwhathemeantbythem。Theyfinishedtheirdinner,tooktheirimagesontheirbacks,andbiddingfarewelltoDonQuixoteresumedtheirjourney。
  Sanchowasamazedafreshattheextentofhismaster'sknowledge,asmuchasifhehadneverknownhim,foritseemedtohimthattherewasnostoryoreventintheworldthathehadnotathisfingers'endsandfixedinhismemory,andhesaidtohim,“Intruth,mastermine,ifthisthathashappenedtousto-dayistobecalledanadventure,ithasbeenoneofthesweetestandpleasantestthathavebefallenusinthewholecourseofourtravels;wehavecomeoutofitunbelabouredandundismayed,neitherhavewedrawnswordnorhavewesmittentheearthwithourbodies,norhavewebeenleftfamishing;
  blessedbeGodthathehasletmeseesuchathingwithmyowneyes!”
  “Thousayestwell,Sancho,“saidDonQuixote,“butrememberalltimesarenotalikenordotheyalwaysrunthesameway;andthesethingsthevulgarcommonlycallomens,whicharenotbaseduponanynaturalreason,willbyhimwhoiswisebeesteemedandreckonedhappyaccidentsmerely。Oneofthesebelieversinomenswillgetupofamorning,leavehishouse,andmeetafriaroftheorderoftheblessedSaintFrancis,and,asifhehadmetagriffin,hewillturnaboutandgohome。WithanotherMendozathesaltisspiltonhistable,andgloomisspiltoverhisheart,asifnaturewasobligedtogivewarningofcomingmisfortunesbymeansofsuchtrivialthingsasthese。ThewisemanandtheChristianshouldnottriflewithwhatitmaypleaseheaventodo。ScipiooncomingtoAfricastumbledasheleapedonshore;hissoldierstookitasabadomen;buthe,claspingthesoilwithhisarms,exclaimed,'Thoucanstnotescapeme,Africa,forIholdtheetightbetweenmyarms。'Thus,Sancho,meetingthoseimageshasbeentomeamosthappyoccurrence。“
  “Icanwellbelieveit,“saidSancho;“butIwishyourworshipwouldtellmewhatisthereasonthattheSpaniards,whentheyareabouttogivebattle,incallingonthatSaintJamestheMoorslayer,say'SantiagoandcloseSpain!'IsSpain,then,open,sothatitisneedfultocloseit;orwhatisthemeaningofthisform?”
  “Thouartverysimple,Sancho,“saidDonQuixote;“God,lookyou,gavethatgreatknightoftheRedCrosstoSpainasherpatronsaintandprotector,especiallyinthosehardstrugglestheSpaniardshadwiththeMoors;andthereforetheyinvokeandcalluponhimastheirdefenderinalltheirbattles;andinthesehehasbeenmanyatimeseenbeatingdown,tramplingunderfoot,destroyingandslaughteringtheHagarenesquadronsinthesightofall;ofwhichfactIcouldgivetheemanyexamplesrecordedintruthfulSpanishhistories。“
  Sanchochangedthesubject,andsaidtohismaster,“Imarvel,senor,attheboldnessofAltisidora,theduchess'shandmaid;hewhomtheycallLovemusthavecruellypiercedandwoundedher;theysayheisalittleblindurchinwho,thoughblear-eyed,ormoreproperlyspeakingsightless,ifheaimsataheart,beiteversosmall,hitsitandpiercesitthroughandthroughwithhisarrows。I
  havehearditsaidtoothatthearrowsofLovearebluntedandrobbedoftheirpointsbymaidenlymodestyandreserve;butwiththisAltisidoraitseemstheyaresharpenedratherthanblunted。“
  “Bearinmind,Sancho,“saidDonQuixote,“thatloveisinfluencedbynoconsideration,recognisesnorestraintsofreason,andisofthesamenatureasdeath,thatassailsaliketheloftypalacesofkingsandthehumblecabinsofshepherds;andwhenittakesentirepossessionofaheart,thefirstthingitdoesistobanishfearandshamefromit;andsowithoutshameAltisidoradeclaredherpassion,whichexcitedinmymindembarrassmentratherthancommiseration。“
  “Notablecruelty!”exclaimedSancho;“unheard-ofingratitude!I
  canonlysayformyselfthattheverysmallestlovingwordofherswouldhavesubduedmeandmadeaslaveofme。Thedevil!Whataheartofmarble,whatbowelsofbrass,whatasoulofmortar!ButI
  can'timaginewhatitisthatthisdamselsawinyourworshipthatcouldhaveconqueredandcaptivatedherso。Whatgallantfigurewasit,whatboldbearing,whatsprightlygrace,whatcomelinessoffeature,whichofthesethingsbyitself,orwhatalltogether,couldhavemadeherfallinlovewithyou?ForindeedandintruthmanyatimeIstoptolookatyourworshipfromthesoleofyourfoottothetopmosthairofyourhead,andIseemoretofrightenonethantomakeonefallinlove;moreoverIhaveheardsaythatbeautyisthefirstandmainthingthatexciteslove,andasyourworshiphasnoneatall,Idon'tknowwhatthepoorcreaturefellinlovewith。“
  “Recollect,Sancho,“repliedDonQuixote,“therearetwosortsofbeauty,oneofthemind,theotherofthebody;thatoftheminddisplaysandexhibitsitselfinintelligence,inmodesty,inhonourableconduct,ingenerosity,ingoodbreeding;andallthesequalitiesarepossibleandmayexistinanuglyman;andwhenitisthissortofbeautyandnotthatofthebodythatistheattraction,loveisapttospringupsuddenlyandviolently。I,Sancho,perceiveclearlyenoughthatIamnotbeautiful,butatthesametimeIknowIamnothideous;anditisenoughforanhonestmannottobeamonstertoheanobjectoflove,ifonlyhepossessestheendowmentsofmindIhavementioned。“
  Whileengagedinthisdiscoursetheyweremakingtheirwaythroughawoodthatlaybeyondtheroad,whensuddenly,withoutexpectinganythingofthekind,DonQuixotefoundhimselfcaughtinsomenetsofgreencordstretchedfromonetreetoanother;andunabletoconceivewhatitcouldbe,hesaidtoSancho,“Sancho,itstrikesmethisaffairofthesenetswillproveoneofthestrangestadventuresimaginable。MayIdieiftheenchantersthatpersecutemearenottryingtoentanglemeinthemanddelaymyjourney,bywayofrevengeformyobduracytowardsAltisidora。Wellthenletmetellthemthatifthesenets,insteadofbeinggreencord,weremadeofthehardestdiamonds,orstrongerthanthatwherewiththejealousgodofblacksmithsenmeshedVenusandMars,Iwouldbreakthemaseasilyasiftheyweremadeofrushesorcottonthreads。“Butjustashewasabouttopressforwardandbreakthroughall,suddenlyfromamongsometreestwoshepherdessesofsurpassingbeautypresentedthemselvestohissight-oratleastdamselsdressedlikeshepherdesses,savethattheirjerkinsandsayaswereoffinebrocade;thatistosay,thesayaswererichfarthingalesofgoldembroideredtabby。Theirhair,thatinitsgoldenbrightnessviedwiththebeamsofthesunitself,felllooseupontheirshouldersandwascrownedwithgarlandstwinedwithgreenlaurelandredeverlasting;andtheiryearstoallappearancewerenotunderfifteennoraboveeighteen。SuchwasthespectaclethatfilledSanchowithamazement,fascinatedDonQuixote,madethesunhaltinhiscoursetobeholdthem,andheldallfourinastrangesilence。Oneoftheshepherdesses,atlength,wasthefirsttospeakandsaidtoDonQuixote,“Hold,sirknight,anddonotbreakthesenets;fortheyarenotspreadheretodoyouanyharm,butonlyforouramusement;andasIknowyouwillaskwhytheyhavebeenputup,andwhoweare,Iwilltellyouinafewwords。Inavillagesometwoleaguesfromthis,wheretherearemanypeopleofqualityandrichgentlefolk,itwasagreeduponbyanumberoffriendsandrelationstocomewiththeirwives,sonsanddaughters,neighbours,friendsandkinsmen,andmakeholidayinthisspot,whichisoneofthepleasantestinthewholeneighbourhood,settingupanewpastoralArcadiaamongourselves,wemaidensdressingourselvesasshepherdessesandtheyouthsasshepherds。Wehavepreparedtwoeclogues,onebythefamouspoetGarcilasso,theotherbythemostexcellentCamoens,initsownPortuguesetongue,butwehavenotasyetactedthem。Yesterdaywasthefirstdayofourcominghere;wehaveafewofwhattheysayarecalledfield-tentspitchedamongthetreesonthebankofanamplebrookthatfertilisesallthesemeadows;lastnightwespreadthesenetsinthetreesheretosnarethesillylittlebirdsthatstartledbythenoisewemakemayflyintothem。Ifyoupleasetoheourguest,senor,youwillbewelcomedheartilyandcourteously,forherejustnowneithercarenorsorrowshallenter。“
  Sheheldherpeaceandsaidnomore,andDonQuixotemadeanswer,“Ofatruth,fairestlady,ActaeonwhenheunexpectedlybeheldDianabathinginthestreamcouldnothavebeenmorefascinatedandwonderstruckthanIatthesightofyourbeauty。Icommendyourmodeofentertainment,andthankyouforthekindnessofyourinvitation;
  andifIcanserveyou,youmaycommandmewithfullconfidenceofbeingobeyed,formyprofessionisnoneotherthantoshowmyselfgrateful,andreadytoservepersonsofallconditions,butespeciallypersonsofqualitysuchasyourappearanceindicates;andif,insteadoftakingup,astheyprobablydo,butasmallspace,thesenetstookupthewholesurfaceoftheglobe,Iwouldseekoutnewworldsthroughwhichtopass,soasnottobreakthem;andthatyemaygivesomedegreeofcredencetothisexaggeratedlanguageofmine,knowthatitisnolessthanDonQuixoteofLaManchathatmakesthisdeclarationtoyou,ifindeeditbethatsuchanamehasreachedyourears。“
  “Ah!friendofmysoul,“instantlyexclaimedtheothershepherdess,“whatgreatgoodfortunehasbefallenus!Seestthouthisgentlemanwehavebeforeus?Wellthenletmetelltheeheisthemostvaliantandthemostdevotedandthemostcourteousgentlemaninalltheworld,unlessahistoryofhisachievementsthathasbeenprintedandIhavereadistellingliesanddeceivingus。IwilllayawagerthatthisgoodfellowwhoiswithhimisoneSanchoPanzahissquire,whosedrolleriesnonecanequal。“
  “That'strue,“saidSancho;“Iamthatsamedrollandsquireyouspeakof,andthisgentlemanismymasterDonQuixoteofLaMancha,thesamethat'sinthehistoryandthattheytalkabout。“
  “Oh,myfriend,“saidtheother,“letusentreathimtostay;foritwillgiveourfathersandbrothersinfinitepleasure;Itoohaveheardjustwhatthouhasttoldmeofthevalouroftheoneandthedrolleriesoftheother;andwhatismore,ofhimtheysaythatheisthemostconstantandloyalloverthatwaseverheardof,andthathisladyisoneDulcineadelToboso,towhomalloverSpainthepalmofbeautyisawarded。“
  “Andjustlyawarded,“saidDonQuixote,“unless,indeed,yourunequalledbeautymakesitamatterofdoubt。Butspareyourselvesthetrouble,ladies,ofpressingmetostay,fortheurgentcallsofmyprofessiondonotallowmetotakerestunderanycircumstances。“
  Atthisinstanttherecameuptothespotwherethefourstoodabrotherofoneofthetwoshepherdesses,liketheminshepherdcostume,andasrichlyandgailydressedastheywere。TheytoldhimthattheircompanionwasthevaliantDonQuixoteofLaMancha,andtheotherSanchohissquire,ofwhomheknewalreadyfromhavingreadtheirhistory。Thegayshepherdofferedhimhisservicesandbeggedthathewouldaccompanyhimtotheirtents,andDonQuixotehadtogivewayandcomply。Andnowthegavewasstarted,andthenetswerefilledwithavarietyofbirdsthatdeceivedbythecolourfellintothedangertheywereflyingfrom。Upwardsofthirtypersons,allgailyattiredasshepherdsandshepherdesses,assembledonthespot,andwereatonceinformedwhoDonQuixoteandhissquirewere,whereattheywerenotalittledelighted,astheyknewofhimalreadythroughhishistory。Theyrepairedtothetents,wheretheyfoundtableslaidout,andchoicely,plentifully,andneatlyfurnished。TheytreatedDonQuixoteasapersonofdistinction,givinghimtheplaceofhonour,andallobservedhim,andwerefullofastonishmentatthespectacle。Atlasttheclothbeingremoved,DonQuixotewithgreatcomposurelifteduphisvoiceandsaid:
  “Oneofthegreatestsinsthatmenareguiltyofis-somewillsaypride-butIsayingratitude,goingbythecommonsayingthathellisfullofingrates。Thissin,sofarasithaslaininmypower,I
  haveendeavouredtoavoideversinceIhaveenjoyedthefacultyofreason;andifIamunabletorequitegooddeedsthathavebeendonemebyotherdeeds,Isubstitutethedesiretodoso;andifthatbenotenoughImakethemknownpublicly;forhewhodeclaresandmakesknownthegooddeedsdonetohimwouldrepaythembyothersifitwereinhispower,andforthemostpartthosewhoreceivearetheinferiorsofthosewhogive。Thus,Godissuperiortoallbecauseheisthesupremegiver,andtheofferingsofmanfallshortbyaninfinitedistanceofbeingafullreturnforthegiftsofGod;butgratitudeinsomedegreemakesupforthisdeficiencyandshortcoming。
  Itherefore,gratefulforthefavourthathasbeenextendedtomehere,andunabletomakeareturninthesamemeasure,restrictedasI
  ambythenarrowlimitsofmypower,offerwhatIcanandwhatI
  havetoofferinmyownway;andsoIdeclarethatfortwofulldaysI
  willmaintaininthemiddleofthishighwayleadingtoSaragossa,thattheseladiesdisguisedasshepherdesses,whoareherepresent,arethefairestandmostcourteousmaidensintheworld,exceptingonlythepeerlessDulcineadelToboso,solemistressofmythoughts,beitsaidwithoutoffencetothosewhohearme,ladiesandgentlemen。“
  OnhearingthisSancho,whohadbeenlisteningwithgreatattention,criedoutinaloudvoice,“Isitpossiblethereisanyoneintheworldwhowilldaretosayandswearthatthismasterofmineisamadman?Say,gentlemenshepherds,isthereavillagepriest,beheeversowiseorlearned,whocouldsaywhatmymasterhassaid;oristhereknight-errant,whateverrenownhemayhaveasamanofvalour,thatcouldofferwhatmymasterhasofferednow?”
  DonQuixoteturneduponSancho,andwithacountenanceglowingwithangersaidtohim,“Isitpossible,Sancho,thereisanyoneinthewholeworldwhowillsaythouartnotafool,withaliningtomatch,andIknownotwhattrimmingsofimpertinenceandroguery?
  Whoaskedtheetomeddleinmyaffairs,ortoinquirewhetherIamawisemanorablockhead?Holdthypeace;answermenotaword;
  saddleRocinanteifhebeunsaddled;andletusgotoputmyofferintoexecution;forwiththerightthatIhaveonmysidethoumayestreckonasvanquishedallwhoshallventuretoquestionit;“andinagreatrage,andshowinghisangerplainly,herosefromhisseat,leavingthecompanylostinwonder,andmakingthemfeeldoubtfulwhethertheyoughttoregardhimasamadmanorarationalbeing。Intheend,thoughtheysoughttodissuadehimfrominvolvinghimselfinsuchachallenge,assuringhimtheyadmittedhisgratitudeasfullyestablished,andneedednofreshproofstobeconvincedofhisvaliantspirit,asthoserelatedinthehistoryofhisexploitsweresufficient,stillDonQuixotepersistedinhisresolve;andmountedonRocinante,bracinghisbuckleronhisarmandgraspinghislance,hepostedhimselfinthemiddleofahighroadthatwasnotfarfromthegreenmeadow。SanchofollowedonDapple,togetherwithallthemembersofthepastoralgathering,eagertoseewhatwouldbetheupshotofhisvaingloriousandextraordinaryproposal。
  DonQuixote,then,having,ashasbeensaid,plantedhimselfinthemiddleoftheroad,madethewelkinringwithwordstothiseffect:“Hoyetravellersandwayfarers,knights,squires,folkonfootoronhorseback,whopassthiswayorshallpassinthecourseofthenexttwodays!KnowthatDonQuixoteofLaMancha,knight-errant,ispostedheretomaintainbyarmsthatthebeautyandcourtesyenshrinedinthenymphsthatdwellinthesemeadowsandgrovessurpassalluponearth,puttingasidetheladyofmyheart,DulcineadelToboso。Wherefore,lethimwhoisoftheoppositeopinioncomeon,forhereIawaithim。“
  Twiceherepeatedthesamewords,andtwicetheyfellunheardbyanyadventurer;butfate,thatwasguidingaffairsforhimfrombettertobetter,soordereditthatshortlyafterwardsthereappearedontheroadacrowdofmenonhorseback,manyofthemwithlancesintheirhands,allridinginacompactbodyandingreathaste。NosoonerhadthosewhowerewithDonQuixoteseenthemthantheyturnedaboutandwithdrewtosomedistancefromtheroad,fortheyknewthatiftheystayedsomeharmmightcometothem;butDonQuixotewithintrepidheartstoodhisground,andSanchoPanzashieldedhimselfwithRocinante'shind-quarters。Thetroopoflancerscameup,andoneofthemwhowasinadvancebeganshoutingtoDonQuixote,“Getoutoftheway,yousonofthedevil,orthesebullswillknockyoutopieces!”
  “Rabble!”returnedDonQuixote,“Icarenothingforbulls,betheythefiercestJaramabreedsonitsbanks。Confessatonce,scoundrels,thatwhatIhavedeclaredistrue;elseyehavetodealwithmeincombat。“
  Theherdsmanhadnotimetoreply,norDonQuixotetogetoutofthewayevenifhewished;andsothedroveoffiercebullsandtamebullocks,togetherwiththecrowdofherdsmenandotherswhoweretakingthemtobepennedupinavillagewheretheyweretoberunthenextday,passedoverDonQuixoteandoverSancho,RocinanteandDapple,hurlingthemalltotheearthandrollingthemoverontheground。Sanchowasleftcrushed,DonQuixotescared,DapplebelabouredandRocinanteinnoverysoundcondition。Theyallgotup,however,atlength,andDonQuixoteingreathaste,stumblinghereandfallingthere,startedoffrunningafterthedrove,shoutingout,“Hold!stay!
  yerascallyrabble,asingleknightawaitsyou,andheisnotofthetemperoropinionofthosewhosay,'Foraflyingenemymakeabridgeofsilver。'“Theretreatingpartyintheirhaste,however,didnotstopforthat,orheedhismenacesanymorethanlastyear'sclouds。WearinessbroughtDonQuixotetoahalt,andmoreenragedthanavengedhesatdownontheroadtowaituntilSancho,RocinanteandDapplecameup。Whentheyreachedhimmasterandmanmountedoncemore,andwithoutgoingbacktobidfarewelltothemockorimitationArcadia,andmoreinhumiliationthancontentment,theycontinuedtheirjourney。
  CHAPTERLIX
  WHEREINISRELATEDTHESTRANGETHING,WHICHMAYBEREGARDEDASAN
  ADVENTURE,THATHAPPENEDDONQUIXOTE
  ACLEARlimpidspringwhichtheydiscoveredinacoolgroverelievedDonQuixoteandSanchoofthedustandfatigueduetotheunpolitebehaviourofthebulls,andbythesideofthis,havingturnedDappleandRocinanteloosewithoutheadstallorbridle,theforlornpair,masterandman,seatedthemselves。Sanchohadrecoursetothelarderofhisalforjasandtookoutofthemwhathecalledtheprog;
  DonQuixoterinsedhismouthandbathedhisface,bywhichcoolingprocesshisflaggingenergieswererevived。Outofpurevexationheremainedwithouteating,andoutofpurepolitenessSanchodidnotventuretotouchamorselofwhatwasbeforehim,butwaitedforhismastertoactastaster。Seeing,however,that,absorbedinthought,hewasforgettingtocarrythebreadtohismouth,hesaidneveraword,andtramplingeverysortofgoodbreedingunderfoot,begantostowawayinhispaunchthebreadandcheesethatcametohishand。
  “Eat,Sanchomyfriend,“saidDonQuixote;“supportlife,whichisofmoreconsequencetotheethantome,andleavemetodieunderthepainofmythoughtsandpressureofmymisfortunes。Iwasborn,Sancho,tolivedying,andthoutodieeating;andtoprovethetruthofwhatIsay,lookatme,printedinhistories,famedinarms,courteousinbehaviour,honouredbyprinces,courtedbymaidens;
  andafterall,whenIlookedforwardtopalms,triumphs,andcrowns,wonandearnedbymyvaliantdeeds,Ihavethismorningseenmyselftrampledon,kicked,andcrushedbythefeetofuncleanandfilthyanimals。Thisthoughtbluntsmyteeth,paralysesmyjaws,crampsmyhands,androbsmeofallappetiteforfood;somuchsothatIhaveamindtoletmyselfdieofhunger,thecruelestdeathofalldeaths。“
  “Sothen,“saidSancho,munchinghardallthetime,“yourworshipdoesnotagreewiththeproverbthatsays,'LetMarthadie,butletherdiewithafullbelly。'I,atanyrate,havenomindtokillmyself;sofarfromthat,Imeantodoasthecobblerdoes,whostretchestheleatherwithhisteethuntilhemakesitreachasfarashewants。I'llstretchoutmylifebyeatinguntilitreachestheendheavenhasfixedforit;andletmetellyou,senor,there'snogreaterfollythantothinkofdyingofdespairasyourworshipdoes;takemyadvice,andaftereatingliedownandsleepabitonthisgreengrass-mattress,andyouwillseethatwhenyouawakeyou'llfeelsomethingbetter。“
  DonQuixotedidasherecommended,foritstruckhimthatSancho'sreasoningwasmorelikeaphilosopher'sthanablockhead's,andsaidhe,“Sancho,ifthouwiltdoformewhatIamgoingtotelltheemyeaseofmindwouldbemoreassuredandmyheavinessofheartnotsogreat;anditisthis;togoasidealittlewhileIamsleepinginaccordancewiththyadvice,and,makingbarethycarcasetotheair,togivethyselfthreeorfourhundredlasheswithRocinante'sreins,onaccountofthethreethousandandoddthouarttogivethyselfforthedisenchantmentofDulcinea;foritisagreatpitythatthepoorladyshouldbeleftenchantedthroughthycarelessnessandnegligence。“
  “Thereisagooddealtobesaidonthatpoint,“saidSancho;“letusbothgotosleepnow,andafterthat,Godhasdecreedwhatwillhappen。Letmetellyourworshipthatforamantowhiphimselfincoldbloodisahardthing,especiallyifthestripesfalluponanill-nourishedandworse-fedbody。LetmyladyDulcineahavepatience,andwhensheisleastexpectingit,shewillseememadeariddleofwithwhipping,and'untildeathit'salllife;'ImeanthatIhavestilllifeinme,andthedesiretomakegoodwhatI
  havepromised。“
  DonQuixotethankedhim,andatealittle,andSanchoagooddeal,andthentheybothlaydowntosleep,leavingthosetwoinseparablefriendsandcomrades,RocinanteandDapple,totheirowndevicesandtofeedunrestrainedupontheabundantgrasswithwhichthemeadowwasfurnished。Theywokeupratherlate,mountedoncemoreandresumedtheirjourney,pushingontoreachaninnwhichwasinsight,apparentlyaleagueoff。Isayaninn,becauseDonQuixotecalleditso,contrarytohisusualpracticeofcallingallinnscastles。Theyreachedit,andaskedthelandlordiftheycouldputupthere。Hesaidyes,withasmuchcomfortandasgoodfareastheycouldfindinSaragossa。Theydismounted,andSanchostowedawayhislarderinaroomofwhichthelandlordgavehimthekey。Hetookthebeaststothestable,fedthem,andcamebacktoseewhatordersDonQuixote,whowasseatedonabenchatthedoor,hadforhim,givingspecialthankstoheaventhatthisinnhadnotbeentakenforacastlebyhismaster。Supper-timecame,andtheyrepairedtotheirroom,andSanchoaskedthelandlordwhathehadtogivethemforsupper。Tothisthelandlordrepliedthathismouthshouldbethemeasure;hehadonlytoaskwhathewould;forthatinnwasprovidedwiththebirdsoftheairandthefowlsoftheearthandthefishofthesea。
  “There'snoneedofallthat,“saidSancho;“ifthey'llroastusacoupleofchickenswe'llbesatisfied,formymasterisdelicateandeatslittle,andI'mnotoverandabovegluttonous。“
  Thelandlordrepliedhehadnochickens,forthekiteshadstolenthem。
  “Wellthen,“saidSancho,“letsenorlandlordtellthemtoroastapullet,sothatitisatenderone。“
  “Pullet!Myfather!”saidthelandlord;“indeedandintruthit'sonlyyesterdayIsentoverfiftytothecitytosell;butsavingpulletsaskwhatyouwill。“
  “Inthatcase,“saidSancho,“youwillnotbewithoutvealorkid。“
  “Justnow,“saidthelandlord,“there'snoneinthehouse,forit'sallfinished;butnextweektherewillheenoughandtospare。“
  “Muchgoodthatdoesus,“saidSancho;“I'lllayabetthatalltheseshort-comingsaregoingtowindupinplentyofbaconandeggs。“
  “ByGod,“saidthelandlord,“myguest'switsmusthepreciousdull;
  ItellhimIhaveneitherpulletsnorhens,andhewantsmetohaveeggs!Talkofotherdainties,ifyouplease,anddon'taskforhensagain。“
  “Bodyo'me!”saidSancho,“let'ssettlethematter;sayatoncewhatyouhavegot,andletushavenomorewordsaboutit。“
  “Intruthandearnest,senorguest,“saidthelandlord,“allI
  haveisacoupleofcow-heelslikecalves'feet,oracoupleofcalves'feetlikecowheels;theyareboiledwithchick-peas,onions,andbacon,andatthismomenttheyarecrying'Comeeatme,comeeatme。“
  “Imarkthemformineonthespot,“saidSancho;“letnobodytouchthem;I'llpaybetterforthemthananyoneelse,forIcouldnotwishforanythingmoretomytaste;andIdon'tcareapinwhethertheyarefeetorheels。“
  “Nobodyshalltouchthem,“saidthelandlord;“fortheotherguestsIhave,beingpersonsofhighquality,bringtheirowncookandcatererandlarderwiththem。“
  “Ifyoucometopeopleofquality,“saidSancho,“there'snobodymoresothanmymaster;butthecallinghefollowsdoesnotallowoflardersorstore-rooms;welayourselvesdowninthemiddleofameadow,andfillourselveswithacornsormedlars。“
  HereendedSancho'sconversationwiththelandlord,Sanchonotcaringtocarryitanyfartherbyansweringhim;forhehadalreadyaskedhimwhatcallingorwhatprofessionitwashismasterwasof。
  Supper-timehavingcome,then,DonQuixotebetookhimselftohisroom,thelandlordbroughtinthestew-panjustasitwas,andhesathimselfdowntosupveryresolutely。Itseemsthatinanotherroom,whichwasnexttoDonQuixote's,withnothingbutathinpartitiontoseparateit,heoverheardthesewords,“Asyoulive,SenorDonJeronimo,whiletheyarebringingsupper,letusreadanotherchapteroftheSecondPartof'DonQuixoteofLaMancha。'“
  TheinstantDonQuixoteheardhisownnamebestartedtohisfeetandlistenedwithopenearstocatchwhattheysaidabouthim,andheardtheDonJeronimowhohadbeenaddressedsayinreply,“Whywouldyouhaveusreadthatabsurdstuff,DonJuan,whenitisimpossibleforanyonewhohasreadtheFirstPartofthehistoryof'DonQuixoteofLaMancha'totakeanypleasureinreadingthisSecondPart?”
  “Forallthat,“saidhewhowasaddressedasDonJuan,“weshalldowelltoreadit,forthereisnobooksobadbutithassomethinggoodinit。WhatdispleasesmemostinitisthatitrepresentsDonQuixoteasnowcuredofhisloveforDulcineadelToboso。“
  OnhearingthisDonQuixote,fullofwrathandindignation,lifteduphisvoiceandsaid,“WhoeverhemaybewhosaysthatDonQuixoteofLaManchahasforgottenorcanforgetDulcineadelToboso,Iwillteachhimwithequalarmsthatwhathesaysisveryfarfromthetruth;forneithercanthepeerlessDulcineadelTobosobeforgotten,norcanforgetfulnesshaveaplaceinDonQuixote;hismottoisconstancy,andhisprofessiontomaintainthesamewithhislifeandneverwrongit。“
  “Whoisthisthatanswersus?”saidtheyinthenextroom。
  “Whoshoulditbe,“saidSancho,“butDonQuixoteofLaManchahimself,whowillmakegoodallhehassaidandallhewillsay;forpledgesdon'ttroubleagoodpayer。“
  Sanchohadhardlyutteredthesewordswhentwogentlemen,forsuchtheyseemedtobe,enteredtheroom,andoneofthem,throwinghisarmsroundDonQuixote'sneck,saidtohim,“Yourappearancecannotleaveanyquestionastoyourname,norcanyournamefailtoidentifyyourappearance;unquestionably,senor,youaretherealDonQuixoteofLaMancha,cynosureandmorningstarofknight-errantry,despiteandindefianceofhimwhohassoughttousurpyournameandbringtonaughtyourachievements,astheauthorofthisbookwhichIherepresenttoyouhasdone;“andwiththisheputabookwhichhiscompanioncarriedintothehandsofDonQuixote,whotookit,andwithoutreplyingbegantorunhiseyeoverit;buthepresentlyreturneditsaying,“InthelittleIhaveseenIhavediscoveredthreethingsinthisauthorthatdeservetobecensured。ThefirstissomewordsthatIhavereadinthepreface;thenextthatthelanguageisAragonese,forsometimeshewriteswithoutarticles;andthethird,whichaboveallstampshimasignorant,isthathegoeswronganddepartsfromthetruthinthemostimportantpartofthehistory,forherehesaysthatmysquireSanchoPanza'swifeiscalledMariGutierrez,whensheiscallednothingofthesort,butTeresaPanza;
  andwhenamanerrsonsuchanimportantpointasthisthereisgoodreasontofearthatheisinerroroneveryotherpointinthehistory。“
  “Anicesortofhistorian,indeed!”exclaimedSanchoatthis;“hemustknowadealaboutouraffairswhenhecallsmywifeTeresaPanza,MariGutierrez;takethebookagain,senor,andseeifIaminitandifhehaschangedmyname。“
  “Fromyourtalk,friend,“saidDonJeronimo,“nodoubtyouareSanchoPanza,SenorDonQuixote'ssquire。“
  “Yes,Iam,“saidSancho;“andI'mproudofit。“
  “Faith,then,“saidthegentleman,“thisnewauthordoesnothandleyouwiththedecencythatdisplaysitselfinyourperson;hemakesyououtaheavyfeederandafool,andnotintheleastdroll,andaverydifferentbeingfromtheSanchodescribedintheFirstPartofyourmaster'shistory。“
  “Godforgivehim,“saidSancho;“hemighthaveleftmeinmycornerwithouttroublinghisheadaboutme;'lethimwhoknowshowringthebells;'SaintPeterisverywellinRome。'“
  ThetwogentlemenpressedDonQuixotetocomeintotheirroomandhavesupperwiththem,astheyknewverywelltherewasnothinginthatinnfitforoneofhissort。DonQuixote,whowasalwayspolite,yieldedtotheirrequestandsuppedwiththem。Sanchostayedbehindwiththestew。andinvestedwithplenarydelegatedauthorityseatedhimselfattheheadofthetable,andthelandlordsatdownwithhim,forhewasnolessfondofcow-heelandcalves'feetthanSanchowas。
  WhileatsupperDonJuanaskedDonQuixotewhatnewshehadoftheladyDulcineadelToboso,wasshemarried,hadshebeenbroughttobed,orwasshewithchild,ordidsheinmaidenhood,stillpreservinghermodestyanddelicacy,cherishtheremembranceofthetenderpassionofSenorDonQuixote?
  Tothishereplied,“Dulcineaisamaidenstill,andmypassionmorefirmlyrootedthanever,ourintercourseunsatisfactoryasbefore,andherbeautytransformedintothatofafoulcountrywench;“andthenheproceededtogivethemafullandparticularaccountoftheenchantmentofDulcinea,andofwhathadhappenedhiminthecaveofMontesinos,togetherwithwhatthesageMerlinhadprescribedforherdisenchantment,namelythescourgingofSancho。
  ExceedinglygreatwastheamusementthetwogentlemenderivedfromhearingDonQuixoterecountthestrangeincidentsofhishistory;
  andiftheywereamazedbyhisabsurditiestheywereequallyamazedbytheelegantstyleinwhichhedeliveredthem。Ontheonehandtheyregardedhimasamanofwitandsense,andontheotherheseemedtothemamaunderingblockhead,andtheycouldnotmakeuptheirmindswhereaboutsbetweenwisdomandfollytheyoughttoplacehim。
  Sanchohavingfinishedhissupper,andleftthelandlordintheX
  condition,repairedtotheroomwherehismasterwas,andashecameinsaid,“MayIdie,sirs,iftheauthorofthisbookyourworshipshavegothasanymindthatweshouldagree;ashecallsmegluttonaccordingtowhatyourworshipssayIwishhemaynotcallmedrunkardtoo。“
  “Buthedoes,“saidDonJeronimo;“Icannotremember,however,inwhatway,thoughIknowhiswordsareoffensive,andwhatismore,lying,asIcanseeplainlybythephysiognomyoftheworthySanchobeforeme。“
  “Believeme,“saidSancho,“theSanchoandtheDonQuixoteofthishistorymustbedifferentpersonsfromthosethatappearintheoneCideHameteBenengeliwrote,whoareourselves;mymastervaliant,wise,andtrueinlove,andIsimple,droll,andneithergluttonnordrunkard。“
  “Ibelieveit,“saidDonJuan;“andwereitpossible,anordershouldbeissuedthatnooneshouldhavethepresumptiontodealwithanythingrelatingtoDonQuixote,savehisoriginalauthorCideHamete;justasAlexandercommandedthatnooneshouldpresumetopainthisportraitsaveApelles。“
  “Lethimwhowillpaintme,“saidDonQuixote;“butlethimnotabuseme;forpatiencewilloftenbreakdownwhentheyheapinsultsuponit。“
  “NonecanbeofferedtoSenorDonQuixote,“saidDonJuan,“thathehimselfwillnotbeabletoavenge,ifhedoesnotwarditoffwiththeshieldofhispatience,which,Itakeit,isgreatandstrong。“
  Aconsiderableportionofthenightpassedinconversationofthissort,andthoughDonJuanwishedDonQuixotetoreadmoreofthebooktoseewhatitwasallabout,hewasnottobeprevailedupon,sayingthathetreateditasreadandpronounceditutterlysilly;
  and,ifbyanychanceitshouldcometoitsauthor'searsthathehaditinhishand,hedidnotwanthimtoflatterhimselfwiththeideathathehadreadit;forourthoughts,andstillmoreoureyes,shouldkeepthemselvesalooffromwhatisobsceneandfilthy。
  Theyaskedhimwhitherhemeanttodirecthissteps。Hereplied,toSaragossa,totakepartintheharnessjoustswhichwereheldinthatcityeveryyear。DonJuantoldhimthatthenewhistorydescribedhowDonQuixote,lethimbewhohemight,tookpartthereinatiltingatthering,utterlydevoidofinvention,poorinmottoes,verypoorincostume,thoughrichinsillinesses。
  “Forthatveryreason,“saidDonQuixote,“IwillnotsetfootinSaragossa;andbythatmeansIshallexposetotheworldthelieofthisnewhistorywriter,andpeoplewillseethatIamnottheDonQuixotehespeaksof。“
  “Youwilldoquiteright,“saidDonJeronimo;“andthereareotherjoustsatBarcelonainwhichSenorDonQuixotemaydisplayhisprowess。“
  “ThatiswhatImeantodo,“saidDonQuixote;“andasitisnowtime,Iprayyourworshipstogivemeleavetoretiretobed,andtoplaceandretainmeamongthenumberofyourgreatestfriendsandservants。“
  “Andmetoo,“saidSancho;“maybeI'llbegoodforsomething。“
  Withthistheyexchangedfarewells,andDonQuixoteandSanchoretiredtotheirroom,leavingDonJuanandDonJeronimoamazedtoseethemedleyhemadeofhisgoodsenseandhiscraziness;andtheyfeltthoroughlyconvincedthatthese,andnotthosetheirAragoneseauthordescribed,werethegenuineDonQuixoteandSancho。DonQuixoterosebetimes,andbadeadieutohishostsbyknockingatthepartitionoftheotherroom。Sanchopaidthelandlordmagnificently,andrecommendedhimeithertosaylessabouttheprovidingofhisinnortokeepitbetterprovided。
  CHAPTERLX
  OFWHATHAPPENEDDONQUIXOTEONHISWAYTOBARCELONA
  ITWASafreshmorninggivingpromiseofacooldayasDonQuixotequittedtheinn,firstofalltakingcaretoascertainthemostdirectroadtoBarcelonawithouttouchinguponSaragossa;soanxiouswashetomakeoutthisnewhistorian,whotheysaidabusedhimso,tobealiar。Well,asitfellout,nothingworthyofbeingrecordedhappenedhimforsixdays,attheendofwhich,havingturnedasideoutoftheroad,hewasovertakenbynightinathicketofoakorcorktrees;foronthispointCideHameteisnotaspreciseasheusuallyisonothermatters。
  Masterandmandismountedfromtheirbeasts,andassoonastheyhadsettledthemselvesatthefootofthetrees,Sancho,whohadhadagoodnoontidemealthatday,lethimself,withoutmoreado,passthegatesofsleep。ButDonQuixote,whomhisthoughts,farmorethanhunger,keptawake,couldnotcloseaneye,androamedinfancytoandfrothroughallsortsofplaces。AtonemomentitseemedtohimthathewasinthecaveofMontesinosandsawDulcinea,transformedintoacountrywench,skippingandmountinguponhershe-ass;againthatthewordsofthesageMerlinweresoundinginhisears,settingforththeconditionstobeobservedandtheexertionstobemadeforthedisenchantmentofDulcinea。HelostallpatiencewhenheconsideredthelazinessandwantofcharityofhissquireSancho;
  fortothebestofhisbeliefhehadonlygivenhimselffivelashes,anumberpaltryanddisproportionedtothevastnumberrequired。Atthisthoughthefeltsuchvexationandangerthathereasonedthematterthus:“IfAlexandertheGreatcuttheGordianknot,saying,'Tocutcomestothesamethingastountie,'andyetdidnotfailtobecomelordparamountofallAsia,neithermorenorlesscouldhappennowinDulcinea'sdisenchantmentifIscourgeSanchoagainsthiswill;
  for,ifitistheconditionoftheremedythatSanchoshallreceivethreethousandandoddlashes,whatdoesitmattertomewhetherheinflictsthemhimself,orsomeoneelseinflictsthem,whentheessentialpointisthathereceivesthem,letthemcomefromwhateverquartertheymay?”
  WiththisideahewentovertoSancho,havingfirsttakenRocinante'sreinsandarrangedthemsoastobeabletofloghimwiththem,andbegantountiethepointsthecommonbeliefishehadbutoneinfrontbywhichhisbreecheswereheldup;buttheinstantheapproachedhimSanchowokeupinhisfullsensesandcriedout,“Whatisthis?Whoistouchingmeanduntrussingme?”
  “ItisI,“saidDonQuixote,“andIcometomakegoodthyshortcomingsandrelievemyowndistresses;Icometowhipthee,Sancho,andwipeoffsomeportionofthedebtthouhastundertaken。
  Dulcineaisperishing,thouartlivingonregardless,Iamdyingofhopedeferred;thereforeuntrussthyselfwithagoodwill,formineitis,here,inthisretiredspot,togivetheeatleasttwothousandlashes。“
  “Notabitofit,“saidSancho;“letyourworshipkeepquiet,orelsebythelivingGodthedeafshallhearus;thelashesIpledgedmyselftomustbevoluntaryandnotforceduponme,andjustnowI
  havenofancytowhipmyself;itisenoughifIgiveyoumywordtoflogandflapmyselfwhenIhaveamind。“
  “Itwillnotdotoleaveittothycourtesy,Sancho,“saidDonQuixote,“forthouarthardofheartand,thoughaclown,tenderofflesh;“andatthesametimehestroveandstruggledtountiehim。
  SeeingthisSanchogotup,andgrapplingwithhismasterhegrippedhimwithallhismightinhisarms,givinghimatripwiththeheelstretchedhimonthegroundonhisback,andpressinghisrightkneeonhischestheldhishandsinhisownsothathecouldneithermovenorbreathe。
  “Hownow,traitor!”exclaimedDonQuixote。“Dostthourevoltagainstthymasterandnaturallord?Dostthouriseagainsthimwhogivestheehisbread?”
  “Ineitherputdownking,norsetupking,“saidSancho;“Ionlystandupformyselfwhoammyownlord;ifyourworshippromisesmetobequiet,andnottooffertowhipmenow,I'llletyougofreeandunhindered;ifnot-
  TraitorandDonaSancha'sfoe,Thoudiestonthespot。“
  DonQuixotegavehispromise,andsworebythelifeofhisthoughtsnottotouchsomuchasahairofhisgarments,andtoleavehimentirelyfreeandtohisowndiscretiontowhiphimselfwheneverhepleased。
  Sanchoroseandremovedsomedistancefromthespot,butashewasabouttoplacehimselfleaningagainstanothertreehefeltsomethingtouchhishead,andputtinguphishandsencounteredsomebody'stwofeetwithshoesandstockingsonthem。Hetrembledwithfearandmadeforanothertree,wheretheverysamethinghappenedtohim,andhefella-shouting,callinguponDonQuixotetocomeandprotecthim。DonQuixotedidso,andaskedhimwhathadhappenedtohim,andwhathewasafraidof。Sanchorepliedthatallthetreeswerefullofmen'sfeetandlegs。DonQuixotefeltthem,andguessedatoncewhatitwas,andsaidtoSancho,“Thouhastnothingtobeafraidof,forthesefeetandlegsthatthoufeelestbutcanstnotseebelongnodoubttosomeoutlawsandfreebootersthathavebeenhangedonthesetrees;fortheauthoritiesinthesepartsarewonttohangthemupbytwentiesandthirtieswhentheycatchthem;wherebyIconjecturethatImustbenearBarcelona;“anditwas,infact,ashesupposed;withthefirstlighttheylookedupandsawthatthefruithangingonthosetreeswerefreebooters'bodies。
  Andnowdaydawned;andifthedeadfreebootershadscaredthem,theirheartswerenolesstroubledbyupwardsoffortylivingones,whoallofasuddensurroundedthem,andintheCatalantonguebadethemstandandwaituntiltheircaptaincameup。DonQuixotewasonfootwithhishorseunbridledandhislanceleaningagainstatree,andinshortcompletelydefenceless;hethoughtitbestthereforetofoldhisarmsandbowhisheadandreservehimselfforamorefavourableoccasionandopportunity。TherobbersmadehastetosearchDapple,anddidnotleavehimasinglethingofallhecarriedinthealforjasandinthevalise;andluckyitwasforSanchothattheduke'scrownsandthosehebroughtfromhomewereinagirdlethatheworeroundhim;butforallthatthesegoodfolkwouldhavestrippedhim,andevenlookedtoseewhathehadhiddenbetweentheskinandflesh,butforthearrivalatthatmomentoftheircaptain,whowasaboutthirty-fouryearsofageapparently,stronglybuilt,abovethemiddleheight,ofsternaspectandswarthycomplexion。Hewasmounteduponapowerfulhorse,andhadonacoatofmail,withfourofthepistolstheycallpetronelsinthatcountryathiswaist。HesawthathissquiresforsotheycallthosewhofollowthattradewereabouttorifleSanchoPanza,butheorderedthemtodesistandwasatonceobeyed,sothegirdleescaped。Hewonderedtoseethelanceleaningagainstthetree,theshieldontheground,andDonQuixoteinarmouranddejected,withthesaddestandmostmelancholyfacethatsadnessitselfcouldproduce;andgoinguptohimhesaid,“Benotsocastdown,goodman,foryouhavenotfallenintothehandsofanyinhumanBusiris,butintoRoqueGuinart's,whicharemoremercifulthancruel。“
  “Thecauseofmydejection,“returnedDonQuixote,“isnotthatI
  havefallenintothyhands,OvaliantRoque,whosefameisboundedbynolimitsonearth,butthatmycarelessnessshouldhavebeensogreatthatthysoldiersshouldhavecaughtmeunbridled,whenitismyduty,accordingtotheruleofknight-errantrywhichIprofess,tobealwaysonthealertandatalltimesmyownsentinel;forletmetellthee,greatRoque,hadtheyfoundmeonmyhorse,withmylanceandshield,itwouldnothavebeenveryeasyforthemtoreducemetosubmission,forIamDonQuixoteofLaMancha,hewhohathfilledthewholeworldwithhisachievements。“
  RoqueGuinartatonceperceivedthatDonQuixote'sweaknesswasmoreakintomadnessthantoswagger;andthoughhehadsometimesheardhimspokenof,heneverregardedthethingsattributedtohimastrue,norcouldhepersuadehimselfthatsuchahumourcouldbecomedominantintheheartofman;hewasextremelyglad,therefore,tomeethimandtestatclosequarterswhathehadheardofhimatadistance;sohesaidtohim,“Despairnot,valiantknight,norregardasanuntowardfatethepositioninwhichthoufindestthyself;itmaybethatbytheseslipsthycrookedfortunewillmakeitselfstraight;forheavenbystrangecircuitousways,mysteriousandincomprehensibletoman,raisesupthefallenandmakesrichthepoor。“
  DonQuixotewasabouttothankhim,whentheyheardbehindthemanoiseasofatroopofhorses;therewas,however,butone,ridingonwhichatafuriouspacecameayouth,apparentlyabouttwentyyearsofage,cladingreendamaskedgedwithgoldandbreechesandaloosefrock,withahatloopedupintheWalloonfashion,tight-fittingpolishedboots,giltspurs,daggerandsword,andinhishandamusketoon,andapairofpistolsathiswaist。
  Roqueturnedroundatthenoiseandperceivedthiscomelyfigure,whichdrawingnearthusaddressedhim,“Icameinquestofthee,valiantRoque,tofindintheeifnotaremedyatleastreliefinmymisfortune;andnottokeeptheeinsuspense,forIseethoudostnotrecogniseme,IwilltelltheewhoIam;IamClaudiaJeronima,thedaughterofSimonForte,thygoodfriend,andspecialenemyofClauquelTorrellas,whoisthinealsoasbeingofthefactionopposedtothee。ThouknowestthatthisTorrellashasasonwhoiscalled,oratleastwasnottwohourssince,DonVicenteTorrellas。
  Well,tocutshortthetaleofmymisfortune,Iwilltelltheeinafewwordswhatthisyouthhasbroughtuponme。Hesawme,hepaidcourttome,Ilistenedtohim,and,unknowntomyfather,Ilovedhim;forthereisnowoman,howeversecludedshemayliveorcloseshemaybekept,whowillnothaveopportunitiesandtospareforfollowingherheadlongimpulses。Inaword,hepledgedhimselftobemine,andIpromisedtobehis,withoutcarryingmattersanyfurther。YesterdayIlearnedthat,forgetfulofhispledgetome,hewasabouttomarryanother,andthathewastogothismorningtoplighthistroth,intelligencewhichoverwhelmedandexasperatedme;
  myfathernotbeingathomeIwasabletoadoptthiscostumeyousee,andurgingmyhorsetospeedIovertookDonVicenteaboutaleaguefromthis,andwithoutwaitingtoutterreproachesorhearexcusesIfiredthismusketathim,andthesetwopistolsbesides,andtothebestofmybeliefImusthavelodgedmorethantwobulletsinhisbody,openingdoorstoletmyhonourgofree,envelopedinhisblood。Ilefthimthereinthehandsofhisservants,whodidnotdareandwerenotabletointerfereinhisdefence,andIcometoseekfromtheeasafe-conductintoFrance,whereIhaverelativeswithwhomI
  canlive;andalsotoimploretheetoprotectmyfather,sothatDonVicente'snumerouskinsmenmaynotventuretowreaktheirlawlessvengeanceuponhim。“
  Roque,filledwithadmirationatthegallantbearing,highspirit,comelyfigure,andadventureofthefairClaudia,saidtoher,“Come,senora,letusgoandseeifthyenemyisdead;andthenwewillconsiderwhatwillbebestforthee。“DonQuixote,whohadbeenlisteningtowhatClaudiasaidandRoqueGuinartsaidinreplytoher,exclaimed,“Nobodyneedtroublehimselfwiththedefenceofthislady,forItakeituponmyself。Givememyhorseandarms,andwaitformehere;Iwillgoinquestofthisknight,anddeadoraliveIwillmakehimkeephiswordplightedtosogreatbeauty。“
  “Nobodyneedhaveanydoubtaboutthat,“saidSancho,“formymasterhasaveryhappyknackofmatchmaking;it'snotmanydayssinceheforcedanothermantomarry,whointhesamewaybackedoutofhispromisetoanothermaiden;andifithadnotbeenforhispersecutorstheenchanterschangingtheman'spropershapeintoalacquey'sthesaidmaidenwouldnotbeonethisminute。“
  Roque,whowaspayingmoreattentiontothefairClaudia'sadventurethantothewordsofmasterorman,didnothearthem;andorderinghissquirestorestoretoSanchoeverythingtheyhadstrippedDappleof,hedirectedthemtoreturntotheplacewheretheyhadbeenquarteredduringthenight,andthensetoffwithClaudiaatfullspeedinsearchofthewoundedorslainDonVicente。TheyreachedthespotwhereClaudiamethim,butfoundnothingtheresavefreshlyspiltblood;lookingallround,however,theydescriedsomepeopleontheslopeofahillabovethem,andconcluded,asindeeditprovedtobe,thatitwasDonVicente,whomeitherdeadoralivehisservantswereremovingtoattendtohiswoundsortoburyhim。Theymadehastetoovertakethem,which,asthepartymovedslowly,theywereabletodowithease。TheyfoundDonVicenteinthearmsofhisservants,whomhewasentreatinginabrokenfeeblevoicetoleavehimtheretodie,asthepainofhiswoundswouldnotsufferhimtogoanyfarther。ClaudiaandRoquethrewthemselvesofftheirhorsesandadvancedtowardshim;theservantswereoverawedbytheappearanceofRoque,andClaudiawasmovedbythesightofDonVicente,andgoinguptohimhalftenderlyhalfsternly,sheseizedhishandandsaidtohim,“Hadstthougivenmethisaccordingtoourcompactthouhadstnevercometothispass。“
  Thewoundedgentlemanopenedhisallbutclosedeyes,andrecognisingClaudiasaid,“Iseeclearly,fairandmistakenlady,thatitisthouthathastslainme,apunishmentnotmeritedordeservedbymyfeelingstowardsthee,forneverdidImeanto,norcouldI,wrongtheeinthoughtordeed。“
  “Itisnottrue,then,“saidClaudia,“thatthouwertgoingthismorningtomarryLeonorathedaughteroftherichBalvastro?”
  “Assuredlynot,“repliedDonVicente;“mycruelfortunemusthavecarriedthosetidingstotheetodrivetheeinthyjealousytotakemylife;andtoassurethyselfofthis,pressmyhandsandtakemeforthyhusbandifthouwilt;Ihavenobettersatisfactiontooffertheeforthewrongthoufanciestthouhastreceivedfromme。“
  Claudiawrunghishands,andherownheartwassowrungthatshelayfaintingonthebleedingbreastofDonVicente,whomadeathspasmseizedthesameinstant。Roquewasinperplexityandknewnotwhattodo;theservantsrantofetchwatertosprinkletheirfaces,andbroughtsomeandbathedthemwithit。Claudiarecoveredfromherfaintingfit,butnotsoDonVicentefromtheparoxysmthathadovertakenhim,forhislifehadcometoanend。Onperceivingthis,Claudia,whenshehadconvincedherselfthatherbelovedhusbandwasnomore,renttheairwithhersighsandmadetheheavensringwithherlamentations;shetoreherhairandscatteredittothewinds,shebeatherfacewithherhandsandshowedallthesignsofgriefandsorrowthatcouldbeconceivedtocomefromanafflictedheart。
  “Cruel,recklesswoman!”shecried,“howeasilywertthoumovedtocarryoutathoughtsowicked!Ofuriousforceofjealousy,towhatdesperatelengthsdostthouleadthosethatgivetheelodgingintheirbosoms!Ohusband,whoseunhappyfateinbeingminehathbornetheefromthemarriagebedtothegrave!”
  SovehementandsopiteouswerethelamentationsofClaudiathattheydrewtearsfromRoque'seyes,unusedastheyweretoshedthemonanyoccasion。Theservantswept,Claudiaswoonedawayagainandagain,andthewholeplaceseemedafieldofsorrowandanabodeofmisfortune。IntheendRoqueGuinartdirectedDonVicente'sservantstocarryhisbodytohisfather'svillage,whichwascloseby,forburial。Claudiatoldhimshemeanttogotoamonasteryofwhichanauntofherswasabbess,wheresheintendedtopassherlifewithabetterandeverlastingspouse。Heapplaudedherpiousresolution,andofferedtoaccompanyherwhithersoevershewished,andtoprotectherfatheragainstthekinsmenofDonVicenteandalltheworld,shouldtheyseektoinjurehim。Claudiawouldnotonanyaccountallowhimtoaccompanyher;andthankinghimforhisoffersaswellasshecould,tookleaveofhimintears。TheservantsofDonVicentecarriedawayhisbody,andRoquereturnedtohiscomrades,andsoendedtheloveofClaudiaJeronima;butwhatwonder,whenitwastheinsuperableandcruelmightofjealousythatwovethewebofhersadstory?
  RoqueGuinartfoundhissquiresattheplacetowhichhehadorderedthem,andDonQuixoteonRocinanteinthemidstofthemdeliveringaharanguetotheminwhichheurgedthemtogiveupamodeoflifesofullofperil,aswelltothesoulastothebody;butasmostofthemwereGascons,roughlawlessfellows,hisspeechdidnotmakemuchimpressiononthem。RoqueoncomingupaskedSanchoifhismenhadreturnedandrestoredtohimthetreasuresandjewelstheyhadstrippedoffDapple。Sanchosaidtheyhad,butthatthreekerchiefsthatwereworththreecitiesweremissing。
  “Whatareyoutalkingabout,man?”saidoneofthebystanders;“I
  havegotthem,andtheyarenotworththreereals。“
  “Thatistrue,“saidDonQuixote;“butmysquirevaluesthemattheratehesays,ashavingbeengivenmebythepersonwhogavethem。“
  RoqueGuinartorderedthemtoberestoredatonce;andmakinghismenfallininlinehedirectedalltheclothing,jewellery,andmoneythattheyhadtakensincethelastdistributiontobeproduced;andmakingahastyvaluation,andreducingwhatcouldnotbedividedintomoney,hemadesharesforthewholebandsoequitablyandcarefully,thatinnocasedidheexceedorfallshortofstrictdistributivejustice。
  Whenthishadbeendone,andallleftsatisfied,RoqueobservedtoDonQuixote,“Ifthisscrupulousexactnesswerenotobservedwiththesefellowstherewouldbenolivingwiththem。“
  UponthisSanchoremarked,“FromwhatIhaveseenhere,justiceissuchagoodthingthatthereisnodoingwithoutit,evenamongthethievesthemselves。“
  Oneofthesquiresheardthis,andraisingthebutt-endofhisharquebusswouldnodoubthavebrokenSancho'sheadwithithadnotRoqueGuinartcalledouttohimtoholdhishand。Sanchowasfrightenedoutofhiswits,andvowednottoopenhislipssolongashewasinthecompanyofthesepeople。
  Atthisinstantoneortwoofthosesquireswhowerepostedassentinelsontheroads,towatchwhocamealongthemandreportwhatpassedtotheirchief,cameupandsaid,“Senor,thereisagreattroopofpeoplenotfaroffcomingalongtheroadtoBarcelona。“
  TowhichRoquereplied,“Hastthoumadeoutwhethertheyareofthesortthatareafterus,orofthesortweareafter?”
  “Thesortweareafter,“saidthesquire。
  “Wellthen,awaywithyouall,“saidRoque,“andbringthemheretomeatoncewithoutlettingoneofthemescape。“
  Theyobeyed,andDonQuixote,Sancho,andRoque,leftbythemselves,waitedtoseewhatthesquiresbrought,andwhiletheywerewaitingRoquesaidtoDonQuixote,“ItmustseemastrangesortoflifetoSenorDonQuixote,thisofours,strangeadventures,strangeincidents,andallfullofdanger;andIdonotwonderthatitshouldseemso,forintruthImustownthereisnomodeoflifemorerestlessoranxiousthanours。Whatledmeintoitwasacertainthirstforvengeance,whichisstrongenoughtodisturbthequietesthearts。Iambynaturetender-heartedandkindly,but,asI
  said,thedesiretorevengemyselfforawrongthatwasdonemesooverturnsallmybetterimpulsesthatIkeeponinthiswayoflifeinspiteofwhatconsciencetellsme;andasonedepthcallstoanother,andonesintoanothersin,revengeshavelinkedthemselvestogether,andIhavetakenuponmyselfnotonlymyownbutthoseofothers:itpleasesGod,however,that,thoughIseemyselfinthismazeofentanglements,Idonotloseallhopeofescapingfromitandreachingasafeport。“
  DonQuixotewasamazedtohearRoqueuttersuchexcellentandjustsentiments,forhedidnotthinkthatamongthosewhofollowedsuchtradesasrobbing,murdering,andwaylaying,therecouldbeanyonecapableofavirtuousthought,andhesaidinreply,“SenorRoque,thebeginningofhealthliesinknowingthediseaseandinthesickman'swillingnesstotakethemedicineswhichthephysicianprescribes;youaresick,youknowwhatailsyou,andheaven,ormoreproperlyspeakingGod,whoisourphysician,willadministermedicinesthatwillcureyou,andcuregradually,andnotofasuddenorbyamiracle;besides,sinnersofdiscernmentareneareramendmentthanthosewhoarefools;andasyourworshiphasshowngoodsenseinyourremarks,allyouhavetodoistokeepupagoodheartandtrustthattheweaknessofyourconsciencewillbestrengthened。
  Andifyouhaveanydesiretoshortenthejourneyandputyourselfeasilyinthewayofsalvation,comewithme,andIwillshowyouhowtobecomeaknight-errant,acallingwhereinsomanyhardshipsandmishapsareencounteredthatiftheybetakenaspenancestheywilllodgeyouinheaveninatrice。“
  RoquelaughedatDonQuixote'sexhortation,andchangingtheconversationherelatedthetragicaffairofClaudiaJeronima,atwhichSanchowasextremelygrieved;forhehadnotfoundtheyoungwoman'sbeauty,boldness,andspiritatallamiss。
  Andnowthesquiresdespatchedtomaketheprizecameup,bringingwiththemtwogentlemenonhorseback,twopilgrimsonfoot,andacoachfullofwomenwithsomesixservantsonfootandonhorsebackinattendanceonthem,andacoupleofmuleteerswhomthegentlemenhadwiththem。Thesquiresmadearingroundthem,bothvictorsandvanquishedmaintainingprofoundsilence,waitingforthegreatRoqueGuinarttospeak。Heaskedthegentlemenwhotheywere,whithertheyweregoing,andwhatmoneytheycarriedwiththem;“Senor,“repliedoneofthem,“wearetwocaptainsofSpanishinfantry;ourcompaniesareatNaples,andweareonourwaytoembarkinfourgalleyswhichtheysayareatBarcelonaunderordersforSicily;andwehaveabouttwoorthreehundredcrowns,withwhichweare,accordingtoournotions,richandcontented,forasoldier'spovertydoesnotallowamoreextensivehoard。“
  Roqueaskedthepilgrimsthesamequestionshehadputtothecaptains,andwasansweredthattheyweregoingtotakeshipforRome,andthatbetweenthemtheymighthaveaboutsixtyreals。Heaskedalsowhowasinthecoach,whithertheywereboundandwhatmoneytheyhad,andoneofthemenonhorsebackreplied,“ThepersonsinthecoacharemyladyDonaGuiomardeQuinones,wifeoftheregentoftheVicariaatNaples,herlittledaughter,ahandmaidandaduenna;wesixservantsareinattendanceuponher,andthemoneyamountstosixhundredcrowns。“
  “Sothen,“saidRoqueGuinart,“wehavegothereninehundredcrownsandsixtyreals;mysoldiersmustnumbersomesixty;seehowmuchtherefallstoeach,forIamabadarithmetician。“Assoonastherobbersheardthistheyraisedashoutof“LonglifetoRoqueGuinart,inspiteofthelladresthatseekhisruin!”
  Thecaptainsshowedplainlytheconcerntheyfelt,theregent'sladywasdowncast,andthepilgrimsdidnotatallenjoyseeingtheirpropertyconfiscated。Roquekepttheminsuspenseinthiswayforawhile;buthehadnodesiretoprolongtheirdistress,whichmightbeseenabowshotoff,andturningtothecaptainshesaid,“Sirs,willyourworshipsbepleasedofyourcourtesytolendmesixtycrowns,andherladyshiptheregent'swifeeighty,tosatisfythisbandthatfollowsme,for'itisbyhissingingtheabbotgetshisdinner;'andthenyoumayatonceproceedonyourjourney,freeandunhindered,withasafe-conductwhichIshallgiveyou,sothatifyoucomeacrossanyotherbandsofminethatIhavescatteredintheseparts,theymaydoyounoharm;forIhavenointentionofdoinginjurytosoldiers,ortoanywoman,especiallyoneofquality。“
  ProfuseandheartyweretheexpressionsofgratitudewithwhichthecaptainsthankedRoqueforhiscourtesyandgenerosity;forsuchtheyregardedhisleavingthemtheirownmoney。SenoraDonaGuiomardeQuinoneswantedtothrowherselfoutofthecoachtokissthefeetandhandsofthegreatRoque,buthewouldnotsufferitonanyaccount;
  sofarfromthat,hebeggedherpardonforthewronghehaddoneherunderpressureoftheinexorablenecessitiesofhisunfortunatecalling。Theregent'sladyorderedoneofherservantstogivetheeightycrownsthathadbeenassessedashershareatonce,forthecaptainshadalreadypaiddowntheirsixty。Thepilgrimswereabouttogiveupthewholeoftheirlittlehoard,butRoquebadethemkeepquiet,andturningtohismenhesaid,“Ofthesecrownstwofalltoeachmanandtwentyremainover;lettenbegiventothesepilgrims,andtheothertentothisworthysquirethathemaybeabletospeakfavourablyofthisadventure;“andthenhavingwritingmaterials,withwhichhealwayswentprovided,broughttohim,hegavetheminwritingasafe-conducttotheleadersofhisbands;andbiddingthemfarewellletthemgofreeandfilledwithadmirationathismagnanimity,hisgenerousdisposition,andhisunusualconduct,andinclinedtoregardhimasanAlexandertheGreatratherthananotoriousrobber。
  OneofthesquiresobservedinhismixtureofGasconandCatalan,“Thiscaptainofourswouldmakeabetterfriarthanhighwayman;ifhewantstobesogenerousanothertime,letitbewithhisownpropertyandnotours。“
  TheunluckywightdidnotspeaksolowbutthatRoqueoverheardhim,anddrawinghisswordalmostsplithisheadintwo,saying,“ThatisthewayIpunishimpudentsaucyfellows。“Theywerealltakenaback,andnotoneofthemdaredtoutteraword,suchdeferencedidtheypayhim。RoquethenwithdrewtoonesideandwrotealettertoafriendofhisatBarcelona,tellinghimthatthefamousDonQuixoteofLaMancha,theknight-errantofwhomtherewassomuchtalk,waswithhim,andwas,heassuredhim,thedrollestandwisestmanintheworld;andthatinfourdaysfromthatdate,thatistosay,onSaintJohntheBaptist'sDay,hewasgoingtodeposithiminfullarmourmountedonhishorseRocinante,togetherwithhissquireSanchoonanass,inthemiddleofthestrandofthecity;andbiddinghimgivenoticeofthistohisfriendstheNiarros,thattheymightdivertthemselveswithhim。Hewished,hesaid,hisenemiestheCadellscouldbedeprivedofthispleasure;butthatwasimpossible,becausethecrazesandshrewdsayingsofDonQuixoteandthehumoursofhissquireSanchoPanzacouldnothelpgivinggeneralpleasuretoalltheworld。Hedespatchedtheletterbyoneofhissquires,who,exchangingthecostumeofahighwaymanforthatofapeasant,madehiswayintoBarcelonaandgaveittothepersontowhomitwasdirected。