Wesearchedthecorpseverycarefullyfortheusualopeningsthroughwhichtheentrailsareextracted,but,tooursurprise,wecoulddiscovernone。
  Nomemberofthepartywasatthatperiodawarethatentireorunopenedmummiesarenotinfrequentlymet。Thebrainitwascustomarytowithdrawthroughthenose;theintestinesthroughanincisionintheside;thebodywasthenshaved,washed,andsalted;thenlaidasideforseveralweeks,whentheoperationofembalming,properlysocalled,began。
  Asnotraceofanopeningcouldbefound,DoctorPonnonnerwaspreparinghisinstrumentsfordissection,whenIobservedthatitwasthenpasttwoo’clock。Hereuponitwasagreedtopostponetheinternalexaminationuntilthenextevening;andwewereabouttoseparateforthepresent,whensomeonesuggestedanexperimentortwowiththeVoltaicpile。
  Theapplicationofelectricitytoamummythreeorfourthousandyearsoldattheleast,wasanidea,ifnotverysage,stillsufficientlyoriginal,andweallcaughtitatonce。Aboutone-tenthinearnestandnine-tenthsinjest,wearrangedabatteryintheDoctor’sstudy,andconveyedthithertheEgyptian。
  Itwasonlyaftermuchtroublethatwesucceededinlayingbaresomeportionsofthetemporalmusclewhichappearedoflessstonyrigiditythanotherpartsoftheframe,butwhich,aswehadanticipated,ofcourse,gavenoindicationofgalvanicsusceptibilitywhenbroughtincontactwiththewire。This,thefirsttrial,indeed,seemeddecisive,and,withaheartylaughatourownabsurdity,wewerebiddingeachothergoodnight,whenmyeyes,happeningtofalluponthoseoftheMummy,werethereimmediatelyrivetedinamazement。Mybriefglance,infact,hadsufficedtoassuremethattheorbswhichwehadallsupposedtobeglass,andwhichwereoriginallynoticeableforacertainwildstare,werenowsofarcoveredbythelids,thatonlyasmallportionofthe_tunicaalbuginea_
  remainedvisible。
  WithashoutIcalledattentiontothefact,anditbecameimmediatelyobvioustoall。
  IcannotsaythatIwasalarmedatthephenomenon,because“alarmed“is,inmycase,notexactlytheword。Itispossible,however,that,butfortheBrownStout,Imighthavebeenalittlenervous。Asfortherestofthecompany,theyreallymadenoattemptatconcealingthedownrightfrightwhichpossessedthem。DoctorPonnonnerwasamantobepitied。Mr。
  Gliddon,bysomepeculiarprocess,renderedhimselfinvisible。Mr。SilkBuckingham,Ifancy,willscarcelybesoboldastodenythathemadehisway,uponallfours,underthetable。
  Afterthefirstshockofastonishment,however,weresolved,asamatterofcourse,uponfurtherexperimentforthwith。Ouroperationswerenowdirectedagainstthegreattoeoftherightfoot。Wemadeanincisionovertheoutsideoftheexterior_ossesamoideumpollicispedis,_andthusgotattherootoftheabductormuscle。Readjustingthebattery,wenowappliedthefluidtothebisectednerveswhen,withamovementofexceedinglife-likeness,theMummyfirstdrewupitsrightkneesoastobringitnearlyincontactwiththeabdomen,andthen,straighteningthelimbwithinconceivableforce,bestowedakickuponDoctorPonnonner,whichhadtheeffectofdischargingthatgentleman,likeanarrowfromacatapult,throughawindowintothestreetbelow。
  Werushedout_enmasse_tobringinthemangledremainsofthevictim,buthadthehappinesstomeethimuponthestaircase,comingupinanunaccountablehurry,brimfulofthemostardentphilosophy,andmorethaneverimpressedwiththenecessityofprosecutingourexperimentwithvigorandwithzeal。
  Itwasbyhisadvice,accordingly,thatwemade,uponthespot,aprofoundincisionintothetipofthesubject’snose,whiletheDoctorhimself,layingviolenthandsuponit,pulleditintovehementcontactwiththewire。
  Morallyandphysicallyfigurativelyandliterallywastheeffectelectric。Inthefirstplace,thecorpseopeneditseyesandwinkedveryrapidlyforseveralminutes,asdoesMr。Barnesinthepantomime,inthesecondplace,itsneezed;inthethird,itsatuponend;inthefourth,itshookitsfistinDoctorPonnonner’sface;inthefifth,turningtoMessieursGliddonandBuckingham,itaddressedthem,inverycapitalEgyptian,thus:
  “Imustsay,gentlemen,thatIamasmuchsurprisedasIammortifiedatyourbehavior。OfDoctorPonnonnernothingbetterwastobeexpected。Heisapoorlittlefatfoolwhoknowsnobetter。Ipityandforgivehim。Butyou,Mr。Gliddon-andyou,SilkwhohavetravelledandresidedinEgyptuntilonemightimagineyoutothemannerbornyou,IsaywhohavebeensomuchamongusthatyouspeakEgyptianfullyaswell,Ithink,asyouwriteyourmothertongueyou,whomIhavealwaysbeenledtoregardasthefirmfriendofthemummiesIreallydidanticipatemoregentlemanlyconductfromyou。WhatamItothinkofyourstandingquietlybyandseeingmethusunhandsomelyused?WhatamItosupposebyyourpermittingTom,Dick,andHarrytostripmeofmycoffins,andmyclothes,inthiswretchedlycoldclimate?InwhatlighttocometothepointamItoregardyouraidingandabettingthatmiserablelittlevillain,DoctorPonnonner,inpullingmebythenose?”
  Itwillbetakenforgranted,nodoubt,thatuponhearingthisspeechunderthecircumstances,wealleithermadeforthedoor,orfellintoviolenthysterics,orwentoffinageneralswoon。Oneofthesethreethingswas,Isay,tobeexpected。Indeedeachandalloftheselinesofconductmighthavebeenveryplausiblypursued。And,uponmyword,Iamatalosstoknowhoworwhyitwasthatwepursuedneithertheonenortheother。But,perhaps,thetruereasonistobesoughtinthespiritoftheage,whichproceedsbytheruleofcontrariesaltogether,andisnowusuallyadmittedasthesolutionofeverythinginthewayofparadoxandimpossibility。Or,perhaps,afterall,itwasonlytheMummy’sexceedinglynaturalandmatter-of-courseairthatdivestedhiswordsoftheterrible。
  Howeverthismaybe,thefactsareclear,andnomemberofourpartybetrayedanyveryparticulartrepidation,orseemedtoconsiderthatanythinghadgoneveryespeciallywrong。
  FormypartIwasconvinceditwasallright,andmerelysteppedaside,outoftherangeoftheEgyptian’sfist。DoctorPonnonnerthrusthishandsintohisbreeches’pockets,lookedhardattheMummy,andgrewexcessivelyredintheface。Mr。Gliddenstrokedhiswhiskersanddrewupthecollarofhisshirt。Mr。Buckinghamhungdownhishead,andputhisrightthumbintotheleftcornerofhismouth。
  TheEgyptianregardedhimwithaseverecountenanceforsomeminutesandatlength,withasneer,said:
  “Whydon’tyouspeak,Mr。Buckingham?DidyouhearwhatIaskedyou,ornot?Dotakeyourthumboutofyourmouth!”
  Mr。Buckingham,hereupon,gaveaslightstart,tookhisrightthumboutoftheleftcornerofhismouth,and,bywayofindemnificationinsertedhisleftthumbintherightcorneroftheapertureabove-mentioned。
  NotbeingabletogetananswerfromMr。B。,thefigureturnedpeevishlytoMr。Gliddon,and,inaperemptorytone,demandedingeneraltermswhatweallmeant。
  Mr。Gliddonrepliedatgreatlength,inphonetics;andbutforthedeficiencyofAmericanprinting-officesinhieroglyphicaltype,itwouldaffordmemuchpleasuretorecordhere,intheoriginal,thewholeofhisveryexcellentspeech。
  Imayaswelltakethisoccasiontoremark,thatallthesubsequentconversationinwhichtheMummytookapart,wascarriedoninprimitiveEgyptian,throughthemediumsofarasconcernedmyselfandotheruntravelledmembersofthecompanythroughthemedium,Isay,ofMessieursGliddonandBuckingham,asinterpreters。ThesegentlemenspokethemothertongueoftheMummywithinimitablefluencyandgrace;butI
  couldnothelpobservingthatowing,nodoubt,totheintroductionofimagesentirelymodern,and,ofcourse,entirelynoveltothestranger
  thetwotravellerswerereduced,occasionally,totheemploymentofsensibleformsforthepurposeofconveyingaparticularmeaning。Mr。
  Gliddon,atoneperiod,forexample,couldnotmaketheEgyptiancomprehendtheterm“politics。”untilhesketcheduponthewall,withabitofcharcoalalittlecarbuncle-nosedgentleman,outatelbows,standinguponastump,withhisleftlegdrawnback,rightarmthrownforward,withhisfistshut,theeyesrolleduptowardHeaven,andthemouthopenatanangleofninetydegrees。JustinthesamewayMr。
  Buckinghamfailedtoconveytheabsolutelymodernidea“wig。”untilatDoctorPonnonner’ssuggestionhegrewverypaleintheface,andconsentedtotakeoffhisown。
  ItwillbereadilyunderstoodthatMr。Gliddon’sdiscourseturnedchieflyuponthevastbenefitsaccruingtosciencefromtheunrollinganddisembowellingofmummies;apologizing,uponthisscore,foranydisturbancethatmighthavebeenoccasionedhim,inparticular,theindividualMummycalledAllamistakeo;andconcludingwithamerehintforitcouldscarcelybeconsideredmorethat,astheselittlematterswerenowexplained,itmightbeaswelltoproceedwiththeinvestigationintended。HereDoctorPonnonnermadereadyhisinstruments。
  Inregardtothelattersuggestionsoftheorator,itappearsthatAllamistakeohadcertainscruplesofconscience,thenatureofwhichIdidnotdistinctlylearn;butheexpressedhimselfsatisfiedwiththeapologiestendered,and,gettingdownfromthetable,shookhandswiththecompanyallround。
  Whenthisceremonywasatanend,weimmediatelybusiedourselvesinrepairingthedamageswhichoursubjecthadsustainedfromthescalpel。Wesewedupthewoundinhistemple,bandagedhisfoot,andappliedasquareinchofblackplastertothetipofhisnose。
  ItwasnowobservedthattheCountthiswasthetitle,itseems,ofAllamistakeohadaslightfitofshiveringnodoubtfromthecold。TheDoctorimmediatelyrepairedtohiswardrobe,andsoonreturnedwithablackdresscoat,madeinJennings’bestmanner,apairofsky-blueplaidpantaloonswithstraps,apinkginghamchemise,aflappedvestofbrocade,awhitesackovercoat,awalkingcanewithahook,ahatwithnobrim,patent-leatherboots,straw-coloredkidgloves,aneye-glass,apairofwhiskers,andawaterfallcravat。OwingtothedisparityofsizebetweentheCountandthedoctortheproportionbeingastwotoone,therewassomelittledifficultyinadjustingthesehabilimentsuponthepersonoftheEgyptian;butwhenallwasarranged,hemighthavebeensaidtobedressed。Mr。Gliddon,therefore,gavehimhisarm,andledhimtoacomfortablechairbythefire,whiletheDoctorrangthebelluponthespotandorderedasupplyofcigarsandwine。
  Theconversationsoongrewanimated。Muchcuriositywas,ofcourse,expressedinregardtothesomewhatremarkablefactofAllamistakeo’sstillremainingalive。
  “Ishouldhavethought。”observedMr。Buckingham,“thatitishightimeyouweredead。”
  “Why。”repliedtheCount,verymuchastonished,“Iamlittlemorethansevenhundredyearsold!Myfatherlivedathousand,andwasbynomeansinhisdotagewhenhedied。”
  Hereensuedabriskseriesofquestionsandcomputations,bymeansofwhichitbecameevidentthattheantiquityoftheMummyhadbeengrosslymisjudged。IthadbeenfivethousandandfiftyyearsandsomemonthssincehehadbeenconsignedtothecatacombsatEleithias。
  “Butmyremark。”resumedMr。Buckingham,“hadnoreferencetoyourageattheperiodofintermentIamwillingtogrant,infact,thatyouarestillayoungman,andmyillusionwastotheimmensityoftimeduringwhich,byyourownshowing,youmusthavebeendoneupinasphaltum。”
  “Inwhat?”saidtheCount。
  “Inasphaltum。”persistedMr。B。
  “Ah,yes;Ihavesomefaintnotionofwhatyoumean;itmightbemadetoanswer,nodoubtbutinmytimeweemployedscarcelyanythingelsethantheBichlorideofMercury。”
  “Butwhatweareespeciallyatalosstounderstand。”saidDoctorPonnonner,“ishowithappensthat,havingbeendeadandburiedinEgyptfivethousandyearsago,youarehereto-dayallaliveandlookingsodelightfullywell。”
  “HadIbeen,asyousay,dead。”repliedtheCount,“itismorethanprobablethatdead,Ishouldstillbe;forIperceiveyouareyetintheinfancyofCalvanism,andcannotaccomplishwithitwhatwasacommonthingamongusintheolddays。Butthefactis,Ifellintocatalepsy,anditwasconsideredbymybestfriendsthatIwaseitherdeadorshouldbe;theyaccordinglyembalmedmeatonceIpresumeyouareawareofthechiefprincipleoftheembalmingprocess?”
  “Whynotaltogether。”