“Why,Iperceiveadeplorableconditionofignorance!WellIcannotenterintodetailsjustnow:butitisnecessarytoexplainthattoembalmproperlyspeaking,inEgypt,wastoarrestindefinitelyalltheanimalfunctionssubjectedtotheprocess。Iusetheword’animal’initswidestsense,asincludingthephysicalnotmorethanthemoralandvitalbeing。
  Irepeatthattheleadingprincipleofembalmmentconsisted,withus,intheimmediatelyarresting,andholdinginperpetualabeyance,alltheanimalfunctionssubjectedtotheprocess。Tobebrief,inwhateverconditiontheindividualwas,attheperiodofembalmment,inthatconditionheremained。Now,asitismygoodfortunetobeofthebloodoftheScarabaeus,Iwasembalmedalive,asyouseemeatpresent。”
  “ThebloodoftheScarabaeus!”exclaimedDoctorPonnonner。
  “Yes。TheScarabaeuswastheinsigniumorthe’arms,’ofaverydistinguishedandveryrarepatricianfamily。Tobe’ofthebloodoftheScarabaeus,’ismerelytobeoneofthatfamilyofwhichtheScarabaeusistheinsignium。Ispeakfiguratively。”
  “Butwhathasthistodowithyoubeingalive?”
  “Why,itisthegeneralcustominEgypttodepriveacorpse,beforeembalmment,ofitsbowelsandbrains;theraceoftheScarabaeialonedidnotcoincidewiththecustom。HadInotbeenaScarabeus,therefore,I
  shouldhavebeenwithoutbowelsandbrains;andwithouteitheritisinconvenienttolive。”
  “Iperceivethat。”saidMr。Buckingham,“andIpresumethatalltheentiremummiesthatcometohandareoftheraceofScarabaei。”
  “Beyonddoubt。”
  “Ithought。”saidMr。Gliddon,verymeekly,“thattheScarabaeuswasoneoftheEgyptiangods。”
  “OneoftheEgyptian_what?”_exclaimedtheMummy,startingtoitsfeet。
  “Gods!”repeatedthetraveller。
  “Mr。Gliddon,Ireallyamastonishedtohearyoutalkinthisstyle。”saidtheCount,resuminghischair。“Nonationuponthefaceoftheearthhaseveracknowledgedmorethanonegod。TheScarabaeus,theIbis,etc。,werewithusassimilarcreatureshavebeenwithothersthesymbols,ormedia,throughwhichweofferedworshiptotheCreatortooaugusttobemoredirectlyapproached。”
  Therewashereapause。AtlengththecolloquywasrenewedbyDoctorPonnonner。
  “Itisnotimprobable,then,fromwhatyouhaveexplained。”saidhe,“thatamongthecatacombsneartheNiletheremayexistothermummiesoftheScarabaeustribe,inaconditionofvitality?”
  “Therecanbenoquestionofit。”repliedtheCount;“alltheScarabaeiembalmedaccidentallywhilealive,arealivenow。Evensomeofthosepurposelysoembalmed,mayhavebeenoverlookedbytheirexecutors,andstillremaininthetomb。”
  “Willyoubekindenoughtoexplain。”Isaid,“whatyoumeanby’purposelysoembalmed’?”
  “Withgreatpleasure!”answeredtheMummy,aftersurveyingmeleisurelythroughhiseye-glassforitwasthefirsttimeIhadventuredtoaddresshimadirectquestion。
  “Withgreatpleasure。”hesaid。“Theusualdurationofman’slife,inmytime,wasabouteighthundredyears。Fewmendied,unlessbymostextraordinaryaccident,beforetheageofsixhundred;fewlivedlongerthanadecadeofcenturies;buteightwereconsideredthenaturalterm。
  Afterthediscoveryoftheembalmingprinciple,asIhavealreadydescribedittoyou,itoccurredtoourphilosophersthatalaudablecuriositymightbegratified,and,atthesametime,theinterestsofsciencemuchadvanced,bylivingthisnaturaltermininstallments。Inthecaseofhistory,indeed,experiencedemonstratedthatsomethingofthiskindwasindispensable。Anhistorian,forexample,havingattainedtheageoffivehundred,wouldwriteabookwithgreatlaborandthengethimselfcarefullyembalmed;leavinginstructionstohisexecutorsprotem。,thattheyshouldcausehimtoberevivifiedafterthelapseofacertainperiodsayfiveorsixhundredyears。Resumingexistenceattheexpirationofthistime,hewouldinvariablyfindhisgreatworkconvertedintoaspeciesofhap-hazardnote-bookthatistosay,intoakindofliteraryarenafortheconflictingguesses,riddles,andpersonalsquabblesofwholeherdsofexasperatedcommentators。Theseguesses,etc。,whichpassedunderthenameofannotations,oremendations,werefoundsocompletelytohaveenveloped,distorted,andoverwhelmedthetext,thattheauthorhadtogoaboutwithalanterntodiscoverhisownbook。Whendiscovered,itwasneverworththetroubleofthesearch。Afterre-writingitthroughout,itwasregardedastheboundendutyofthehistoriantosethimselftoworkimmediatelyincorrecting,fromhisownprivateknowledgeandexperience,thetraditionsofthedayconcerningtheepochatwhichhehadoriginallylived。Nowthisprocessofre-scriptionandpersonalrectification,pursuedbyvariousindividualsagesfromtimetotime,hadtheeffectofpreventingourhistoryfromdegeneratingintoabsolutefable。”
  “Ibegyourpardon。”saidDoctorPonnonneratthispoint,layinghishandgentlyuponthearmoftheEgyptian“Ibegyourpardon,sir,butmayI
  presumetointerruptyouforonemoment?”
  “Byallmeans,sir。”repliedtheCount,drawingup。
  “Imerelywishedtoaskyouaquestion。”saidtheDoctor。“Youmentionedthehistorian’spersonalcorrectionoftraditionsrespectinghisownepoch。Pray,sir,uponanaveragewhatproportionoftheseKabbalawereusuallyfoundtoberight?”
  “TheKabbala,asyouproperlytermthem,sir,weregenerallydiscoveredtobepreciselyonaparwiththefactsrecordedintheun-re-writtenhistoriesthemselves;thatistosay,notoneindividualiotaofeitherwaseverknown,underanycircumstances,tobenottotallyandradicallywrong。”
  “Butsinceitisquiteclear。”resumedtheDoctor,“thatatleastfivethousandyearshaveelapsedsinceyourentombment,Itakeitforgrantedthatyourhistoriesatthatperiod,ifnotyourtraditionsweresufficientlyexplicitonthatonetopicofuniversalinterest,theCreation,whichtookplace,asIpresumeyouareaware,onlyabouttencenturiesbefore。”
  “Sir!”saidtheCountAllamistakeo。
  TheDoctorrepeatedhisremarks,butitwasonlyaftermuchadditionalexplanationthattheforeignercouldbemadetocomprehendthem。Thelatteratlengthsaid,hesitatingly:
  “Theideasyouhavesuggestedaretome,Iconfess,utterlynovel。DuringmytimeIneverknewanyonetoentertainsosingularafancyasthattheuniverseorthisworldifyouwillhaveitsoeverhadabeginningatall。Irememberonce,andonceonly,hearingsomethingremotelyhinted,byamanofmanyspeculations,concerningtheorigin_ofthehumanrace;_andbythisindividual,theveryword_Adam_orRedEarth,whichyoumakeuseof,wasemployed。Heemployedit,however,inagenericalsense,withreferencetothespontaneousgerminationfromranksoiljustasathousandofthelowergeneraofcreaturesaregerminatedthespontaneousgermination,Isay,offivevasthordesofmen,simultaneouslyupspringinginfivedistinctandnearlyequaldivisionsoftheglobe。”
  Here,ingeneral,thecompanyshruggedtheirshoulders,andoneortwoofustouchedourforeheadswithaverysignificantair。Mr。SilkBuckingham,firstglancingslightlyattheocciputandthenatthesinciputofAllamistakeo,spokeasfollows:
  “Thelongdurationofhumanlifeinyourtime,togetherwiththeoccasionalpracticeofpassingit,asyouhaveexplained,ininstallments,musthavehad,indeed,astrongtendencytothegeneraldevelopmentandconglomerationofknowledge。Ipresume,therefore,thatwearetoattributethemarkedinferiorityoftheoldEgyptiansinallparticularsofscience,whencomparedwiththemoderns,andmoreespeciallywiththeYankees,altogethertothesuperiorsolidityoftheEgyptianskull。”
  “Iconfessagain。”repliedtheCount,withmuchsuavity,“thatIamsomewhatatalosstocomprehendyou;pray,towhatparticularsofsciencedoyouallude?”
  Hereourwholeparty,joiningvoices,detailed,atgreatlength,theassumptionsofphrenologyandthemarvelsofanimalmagnetism。
  Havingheardustoanend,theCountproceededtorelateafewanecdotes,whichrendereditevidentthatprototypesofGallandSpurzheimhadflourishedandfadedinEgyptsolongagoastohavebeennearlyforgotten,andthatthemanoeuvresofMesmerwerereallyverycontemptibletrickswhenputincollationwiththepositivemiraclesoftheThebansavans,whocreatedliceandagreatmanyothersimilarthings。
  IhereaskedtheCountifhispeoplewereabletocalculateeclipses。Hesmiledrathercontemptuously,andsaidtheywere。
  Thisputmealittleout,butIbegantomakeotherinquiriesinregardtohisastronomicalknowledge,whenamemberofthecompany,whohadneverasyetopenedhismouth,whisperedinmyear,thatforinformationonthishead,IhadbetterconsultPtolemywhoeverPtolemyis,aswellasonePlutarchdefacielunae。
  IthenquestionedtheMummyaboutburning-glassesandlenses,and,ingeneral,aboutthemanufactureofglass;butIhadnotmadeanendofmyqueriesbeforethesilentmemberagaintouchedmequietlyontheelbow,andbeggedmeforGod’ssaketotakeapeepatDiodorusSiculus。AsfortheCount,hemerelyaskedme,inthewayofreply,ifwemodernspossessedanysuchmicroscopesaswouldenableustocutcameosinthestyleoftheEgyptians。WhileIwasthinkinghowIshouldanswerthisquestion,littleDoctorPonnonnercommittedhimselfinaveryextraordinaryway。
  “Lookatourarchitecture!”heexclaimed,greatlytotheindignationofboththetravellers,whopinchedhimblackandbluetonopurpose。
  “Look。”hecriedwithenthusiasm,“attheBowling-GreenFountaininNewYork!orifthisbetoovastacontemplation,regardforamomenttheCapitolatWashington,D。C。!”andthegoodlittlemedicalmanwentontodetailveryminutely,theproportionsofthefabrictowhichhereferred。Heexplainedthattheporticoalonewasadornedwithnolessthanfourandtwentycolumns,fivefeetindiameter,andtenfeetapart。
  TheCountsaidthatheregrettednotbeingabletoremember,justatthatmoment,theprecisedimensionsofanyoneoftheprincipalbuildingsofthecityofAznac,whosefoundationswerelaidinthenightofTime,buttheruinsofwhichwerestillstanding,attheepochofhisentombment,inavastplainofsandtothewestwardofThebes。Herecollected,however,talkingoftheporticoes,thatoneaffixedtoaninferiorpalaceinakindofsuburbcalledCarnac,consistedofahundredandforty-fourcolumns,thirty-sevenfeetincircumference,andtwenty-fivefeetapart。
  Theapproachtothisportico,fromtheNile,wasthroughanavenuetwomileslong,composedofsphynxes,statues,andobelisks,twenty,sixty,andahundredfeetinheight。Thepalaceitselfaswellashecouldrememberwas,inonedirection,twomileslong,andmighthavebeenaltogetheraboutsevenincircuit。Itswallswererichlypaintedallover,withinandwithout,withhieroglyphics。HewouldnotpretendtoassertthatevenfiftyorsixtyoftheDoctor’sCapitolsmighthavebeenbuiltwithinthesewalls,buthewasbynomeanssurethattwoorthreehundredofthemmightnothavebeensqueezedinwithsometrouble。ThatpalaceatCarnacwasaninsignificantlittlebuildingafterall。HetheCount,however,couldnotconscientiouslyrefusetoadmittheingenuity,magnificence,andsuperiorityoftheFountainattheBowlingGreen,asdescribedbytheDoctor。Nothinglikeit,hewasforcedtoallow,hadeverbeenseeninEgyptorelsewhere。
  IhereaskedtheCountwhathehadtosaytoourrailroads。
  “Nothing。”hereplied,“inparticular。”Theywereratherslight,ratherill-conceived,andclumsilyputtogether。Theycouldnotbecompared,ofcourse,withthevast,level,direct,iron-groovedcausewaysuponwhichtheEgyptiansconveyedentiretemplesandsolidobelisksofahundredandfiftyfeetinaltitude。
  Ispokeofourgiganticmechanicalforces。
  Heagreedthatweknewsomethinginthatway,butinquiredhowIshouldhavegonetoworkingettinguptheimpostsonthelintelsofeventhelittlepalaceatCarnac。
  ThisquestionIconcludednottohear,anddemandedifhehadanyideaofArtesianwells;buthesimplyraisedhiseyebrows;whileMr。Gliddonwinkedatmeveryhardandsaid,inalowtone,thatonehadbeenrecentlydiscoveredbytheengineersemployedtoboreforwaterintheGreatOasis。
  Ithenmentionedoursteel;buttheforeignerelevatedhisnose,andaskedmeifoursteelcouldhaveexecutedthesharpcarvedworkseenontheobelisks,andwhichwaswroughtaltogetherbyedge-toolsofcopper。
  ThisdisconcertedussogreatlythatwethoughtitadvisabletovarytheattacktoMetaphysics。Wesentforacopyofabookcalledthe“Dial。”andreadoutofitachapterortwoaboutsomethingthatisnotveryclear,butwhichtheBostonianscalltheGreatMovementofProgress。
  TheCountmerelysaidthatGreatMovementswereawfullycommonthingsinhisday,andasforProgress,itwasatonetimequiteanuisance,butitneverprogressed。