theattractionthatadowdhasforacertaintypeofmanIexpectedtoseeherwalkoutofherclothes-untilIlookedathereyes。”
　　“Hooksandeyes，surely。”drawledMrsMallowe。
　　“Don’tbeclever，PollyYoumakemyheadacheAndroundthishayrickstoodacrowdofmen-apositivecrowd！”
　　“Perhapstheyalsoexpected“-“Polly，don’tbeRabelaisian！”Mrs。
　　Mallowecurledherselfupcomfortablyonthesofa，andturnedherattentiontothesweets。
　　SheandMrsHauksbeesharedthesamehouseatSimla；andthesethingsbefelltwoseasonsafterthematterofOtisYeere，whichhasbeenalreadyrecorded。
　　MrsHauksbeesteppedintotheverandaandlookeddownupontheMall，herforeheadpuckeredwiththought。
　　“Hab！”saidMrsHauksbee，shortly“Indeed！”
　　“Whatisit？”saidMrsMallowe，sleepily。
　　“ThatdowdandTheDancingMaster-towhomIobject。”
　　“WhytoTheDancingMaster？Heisamiddle-agedgentleman，ofreprobateandromantictendencies，andtriestobeafriendofmine。”
　　“ThenmakeupyourmindtolosehimDowdsclingbynature，andIshouldimaginethatthisanimal-howterribleherbonnetlooksfromaboveisspeciallyclingsome。”
　　“SheiswelcometoTheDancingMastersofarasIamconcernedI
　　nevercouldtakeaninterestinamonotonousliarThefrustratedaimofhislifeistopersuadepeoplethatheisabachelor。”
　　“0-oh！IthinkI’vemetthatsortofmanbeforeAndisn’the？”
　　“NoHeconfidedthattomeafewdaysagoUgh！Somemenoughttohekilled。”
　　“Whathappenedthen？”
　　“Heposedasthehorrorofhorrors-amisunderstoodmanHeavenknowsthefemmeincompriseissadenoughandbadenough-buttheotherthing！”
　　“Andsofattoo！IshouldhavelaughedinhisfaceMenseldomconfideinmeHowisittheycometoyou？”
　　“Forthesakeofimpressingmewiththeircareersinthepast。
　　Protectmefrommenwithconfidences！”
　　“Andyetyouencouragethem？”
　　“WhatcanIdo？TheytalkIlisten，andtheyvowthatIamsympatheticIknowIalwaysprofessastonishmentevenwhentheplotis-ofthemostoldpossible。”
　　“YesMenaresounblushinglyexplicitiftheyareonceallowedtotalk，whereaswomen’sconfidencesarefullofreservationsandfibs，except“-“WhentheygomadandbabbleoftheUnutterabilitiesafteraweek’sacquaintanceReally，ifyoucometoconsider，weknowagreatdealmorementhanofourownsex。”
　　“Andtheextraordinarythingisthatmenwillneverbelieveit。
　　Theysaywearetryingtohidesomething。”
　　“TheyaregenerallydoingthatontheirownaccountAlas！Thesechocolatespalluponme，andI
　　haven’teatenmorethanadozenIthinkIshallgotosleep。”
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　　SHEa！terapauseDoyouknowwhatyouhavesaid？
　　HE’Can’tsaythatIdoexactlyI’mnotinthebestoftempers。
　　SitinSoIsee，-andfeelMytrueandfaithfullover，whereisyour“eternalconstancy。”
　　“unalterabletrust。”and“reverentdevotion“？Irememberthosephrases；youseemtohaveforgottenthemImentionaman’sname-HEAgooddealmorethanthat。
　　SHEWell，speaktohimaboutadance-perhapsthelastdancethatIshalleverdanceinmylifebeforeI，-beforeIgoaway；andyouatoncedistrustandinsultme。
　　HEIneversaidaword。
　　SHEHowmuchdidyouimply？Guy，’5thisamountofconfidencetobeourstocktostartthenewlifeon？
　　HENo，ofcoursenotIdidn’tmeanthatOnmywordofhonor，Ididn’tLetitpass，dear。
　　Pleaseletitpass。
　　SHEThisonc~yes-andasecondtime，andagainandagain，allthroughtheyearswhenIshallbeunabletoresentitYouwanttoomuch，myLancelot，and，-youknowtoomuch。
　　HpHowdoyoumean？
　　SItEThatisapartofthepunishmentTherecannotbeperfecttrustbetweenus。
　　HEInHeaven’sname，whynot？
　　SHEHush！TheOtherPlaceisquiteenoughAskyourself。
　　HEIdon’tfollow。
　　SHEYoutrustmesoimplicitlythatwhenIlookatanotherman-
　　Nevermind，GuyHaveyouevermadelovetoagi4-agoodgirl？
　　HESomethingofthesortCenturiesago-intheDarkAges，beforeIevermetyou，dear。
　　SHETellmewhatyousaidtoher。
　　HEWhatdoesamansaytoagirl？I’veforgotten。
　　SHEIrememberHetellsherthathetrustsherandworshipsthegroundshewalkson，andthathe’llloveandhonorandprotecthertillherdyingday；andsoshemarriesinthatbeliefAtleast，Ispeakofonegirlwhowasnotprotected。
　　HEWell，andthen？
　　SHEAndthen，Guy，andthen，thatgirlneedstentimestheloveandtrustandhonor-yes，honor-thatwasenoughwhenshewasonlyamerewifeif-if-theotherlifeshechoosestoleadistobemadeevenbearableDoyouunderstand？
　　HEEvenbearable！It’llheParadise。
　　SHEAh！CanyougivemeallI’veaskedfor-notnow，norafewmonthslater，butwhenyoubegintothinkofwhatyoumighthavedoneifyouhadkeptyourownappointmentandyourcasteher~whenyoubegintolookuponmeasadragandaburden？
　　Ishallwantitmost，then，Guy，fortherewillbenooneinthewideworldbutyou。
　　HEYou’realittleover-tiredtonight，Sweetheart，andyou’retakingastageviewofthesituation。
　　AfterthenecessarybusinessintheCourts，theroadisclearto-SHE“Theholystateofmatrimony！”Ha！ha！ha！
　　HESsh！Don’tlaughinthathorribleway！
　　SHEI-Ic-c-c-can’thelpit！Isn’tittooabsurd！Ah！Ha！ha！ha！
　　Guy，ASECOND-RATEWOMAN
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　　myselftotalkthiseveningMayIcallto-morrow？
　　SHEYesNo！Oh，givemetime！rhedayafterIgetintomy’rickshawhereandmeetHimatPeliti’sYouride。
　　HEI’llgoontoPeliti’stooIthinkIwantadrinkMyworld’sknockedaboutmyearsandthestarsarefalling。
　　WhoarethosebruteshowlingintheOldLibrary？
　　SHEThey’rerehearsingthesingingquadrillesfortheFancyBall。
　　Can’tyouhearMrsBuzgago’svoice？ShehasasoloIt’squiteanewideaListen。
　　MmBUzGAGOintheOldLibrary，conmoltexp。。
　　Seesaw！MargeryDaw！
　　Soldherbedtolieuponstraw。
　　Wasn’tsheasillyslutTosellherbedandlieupondirt？
　　CaptainCongleton，I’mgoingtoalterthatto“flirt。”Itsoundbetter。
　　HENo，I’vechangedmymindaboutthedrinkGood-night，~ttleladyIshallseeyouto-morrow？
　　SHEYe-esGood-night，GuyDon’tbeangrywithme。
　　HEAngry！YouknowItrustyouabsolutelyGood-nightand-Godblessyou！
　　ThreesecondslaterAlone。Hmm！I’dgivesomethingtodiscoverwLetherthere’sanothermanatthebackofallthis。
　　A~ond-RateWomanfuga，volviturrota，Onwedrift；whereloomsthedimport？
　　~9neTwoThreeFourFivecontrihutetheirquota：
　　Somethingirgainedifonecaughtbuttheimport，Showitus，HuguesofSaxe-Gotha-
　　Ma~terHuguesofSare-Gotha。
　　“DRESSED！Don’ttellmethatwomaneverdressedinherlife。
　　Shestoodinthemiddleofherroomwhileherayah-no，herhusband-itmusthavebeenanian-threwherclothesather。
　　Shethendidherhairwithherfingers，andrubbedherbonnetintheflueunderthebedI
　　knowshedid，aswellasifIhadassistedattheorgieWhoisshe？”saidMrsHauksbee。
　　“Don’t！”saidMrsMallowe，feebly。
　　“YoumakemyheadacheI’mmiserableto-dayStaymewithfondants，comfortmewithchocolates，forIam-DidyoubringanythingfromPeliti’s？”
　　“QuestionstobeginwithYoushallhavethesweetswhenyouhaveansweredthemWhoandwhatisthecreature？Therewereatleasthalfadozenmenroundher，andsheappearedtobegoingtosleepintheirmidst。”
　　“Delville。”saidMrsMallowe，“’Shady’Delville，todistinguishherfromMrsJimofthatilk。
　　Shedancesasuntidilyasshedresses，Ibelieve，andherhusbandissomewhereinMadrasGoandca~l，ifyouaresointerested。”
　　’~WhathaveItodowithShigramitishwomen？Shemerelycaughtmyattentionforaminute，andIwonderedatTHEHILLOFILLUSION
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　　~opmequickorIshall-i-i-laughtillwegettotheChurch。
　　HEForgoodness’sake，stop！Don’tmakeanexhibitionofyourselfWhatisthematterwithyou？
　　SHEN-nothingI’mbetternowHEThat’sallrightOnemoment，dearThere’salittlewispofhairgotloosefrombehindyourrightearandit’sstragglingoveryourcheekSo！
　　SHEThank’ooI’m’fraidmyhat’sononeside，too。
　　~IEWhatdoyouwearthesehugedaggerbonnet-skewersfor？
　　They’rebigenoughtokillamanwith。
　　SHEOh！Don’tkillme，though~~u’restickingitintomyhead！
　　LetmedoitYoumenaresoclumsy。
　　HEHaveyouhadmanyopportunitiesofcomparingus-inthissortofwork？
　　SHEGuy，whatismyname？
　　HEEh！Idon’tfollow。
　　SHEHere’smycardcaseCany~uread？
　　HEYesWell？
　　SHEWell，thatanswersyourquestionYouknowtheotherman5
　　nameAn’Isufficientlyhumbled，orwouldyouliketoaskmeifthereisanyoneelse？
　　HEIseenowMydarling，InevermeantthatforaninstantIwasonlyjokingThere！Luckythere’snooneontheroadThey’dbescandalized。
　　SHEThey’llbemorescandalizedbeforetheend。
　　HEDo-on’t！Idon’tlikeyoutotalkinthatway。
　　SHEUnreasonableman！Whoaskedmetofacethesituationandacceptit？-
　　Tellme，doIlooklikeMrsPenner？DoIlooklikeanaughtywoman？SwearIdon’t！Givemeyourwordofhonor，myhonorablefriend，thatI’mnotlikeMrsBuzgagoThat’sthewayshestands，withherhandsclaspedatthebackofherheadD’youlikethat？
　　HEDon’tbeaffected。
　　SHEI’mnotI’mMrsBuzgagoListen！
　　Pendantuneanne’touteentiereLeregimentn’apasr’naru。
　　AuMinisteredelau，uerreOnler’portacommeperdu。
　　Onser’noncaita’r’trouversatrace，Quandunmatinsubitement，Onlevitr’paraitresurla~ace，L’Coloneltoujoursenavant。
　　That’sthewaysherollsherr’sAmIlikeher？
　　HENo，butIobjectwhenyougoonlikeanactressandsingstuffofthatkindWhereintheworlddidyoupickuptheChansonduColonel？Itisn’tadrawing-roomsongItisn’tproper。
　　SHEMrsBuzgagotaughtitmeSheisbothdrawing-roomandpropel，andinanothermonthshe’llshutheidrawing-roomtome，andthankGodsh~isn’tasimproperasIamOh，Guy，Guy！
　　IwishIwaslikesemewomeuandhadnoscruplesabout-whatisicKeenesays？-“Wearingacorpse’shairandbeingfalsetothebreadtheyeat。”
　　HEIamonlyamanoflimitedintelligence，andjustnow，verybewilderedWhenyouhavequitefinishedflashingthroughallyourmoodstellme，andI’lltrytounderstandthelastone。
　　SHEMoods，Guy！Ihaven’tanyI’msixteenyearsoldandyou’rejusttwenty，andyou’vebeenwaitingfortwohoursoutsidetheschoolinthecoldAndnowI’vemetyou，andnowwe’r~